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elo potion
they just nuking them now instead of banning the guy?
Can we post now or is janny just gonna nuke this one too
i could go for some twisted treeline rn
ggs random threadposters I encountered in a normal
>Win one game>Lose 3 games due to trolls/AFKs>Cycle repeats a few times>MMR is still high>Winrate is 36%>Riot is hellbent on deranking me>Countless people genuinely think matchmaking isn't rigged, and they'll defend it until their dying breath
Lol every time I come back the thread is gone. Stuff always happens on my days off, never relaxing. But I also won another! Yay, even though draven was stomping bottom. A single dragon fight and Quad on Jinx and they ff for some reason.
>>540558983gj rabbitposterHave an Aurorara
>>540559219Thanks friend, good luck in your games
I think the solution to EOMM is to not play games back to back. I've taken 3 hour breaks between each game and won them all todayeven this one with the terrible top who swapped pick order with everyone but still got his wukong countered with the actual last pick malphite then precedeed to run down his whole lane all game, regardless of map state
>>540558867They're collectively suffering from sunk cost fallacy and refuse to accept they've been pouring thousands of hours of their lives into a scam so they gaslight each others
https://files.catbox.moe/fbownz.pngLolg premade for this feel?
Gnar will always be the best pickhttps://files.catbox.moe/8t1umq.jpg
why naafifi why !!!!!
>>540556101They banned him the first time, but the schizo instantly ban evaded, so until the troon stops losing it, I think the threads are toast for now
>go to sleep>thread is nuked>bbc spammer returnednoice
>teammate says the match is a guaranteed win>enemy surrenders early>check his history>account is suspicious>accounts he played with are suspicious>check enemy match history>two accounts are suspicious>gather data and send a support ticket>riot says there's nothing wrongi know there's pedos at riot who are being blackmailed into letting wintrading and boosting stay in the game, but i can't prove it
spirit of whimsy!!
>>540561346It's because they buy skins
>ELO: Gold 3 51LP >Status: Gragas >Stream: FinishedThanks for tuning in bros. None of us expected the thread to get nuked but this was a good one. Keep up the art, anon. You know who you are. Time to shitpost and go to bed. Goodnight anons.
>>540561346you in a cagedamn i guess we all are
Why is this game fixed to be 5fun instead of 4fun? Whoever has the worst teammate loses 100% of the time.>>540561753This guy gets it
Guyanese BBC is the strongestTransatlantic powerWho is your most hated Champion?
>>540559701There's no EOMMI don't think they've ever even toyed with the simple MMR system, since the earliest seasons we had open data for games and people writing all sorts of tools to guess the hidden MMR with close to 100% probability.That number always correlated perfectly for every single account with every aspect of their queue experience.When you put the MMR average of 5 guys against a close to identical MMR of another 5 in a snowbally game where people do not care about team fights, you just get a dogshit experience consistently.This works better in chess since it's just one guy's MMR vs another's MMR.
Soraka my cute wife!
>>540562553>"dude there's no EOMM, ignore the patents, trust the billion dollar corporation"mindbroken goy
>>540562860>what about a patent from a different corporation with casual games with no interest in competitive ladder integrityto be fair it's ok people were crying about rigged matchmaking since day one, this is the nature of pvp games
>>540562972>angry goybabbledidnt read
reminder that Nami is nice
>>540558983good job cutie emerald soon
>she sneed
>>540564714/tv/ memes leaking here?
>>540564302Cool Fish you have there.
Briar won
>trying to climb out of Silver, almost at Silver 1>stuck in game with enemy Karth jg obviously smurfing, almost 40 CS and it's been like 3 minutes>game goes pretty even >blitz support decides to go AP for some fucking reason vs. enemy leona support tank>loseSigh.
always dreamed of maining Lucian but I don't have the confidence to feed so much and be bad for countless games
>>540564962here, hold the bowl
Fapped to druttut's asmr again.
>>540566768Nice. It's very cool.
>>540556101he probably made the thread, as in was the OP, they have an option to delete all the threads and posts of the IP they ban also funny how he said good night and some very annoying ritual posts suddenly activated, the later is just a coincidence most likely, unless... nah joking, or am I?
>2 people on enemy team focusing me for seemingly no reason>zhonyas to buy time>meanwhile my fed Kassadin is diving into the rest of their team and obliterating them
>porn stops>they start spamming soraka and nami picsreal subtle
forgot how pretty this skin isplaying some shyvana to celebrate her being undisabled*kisses her forehead*
>>540567143Kassadin is the Yi of mid, you just pick him up to smoothly sail out of low elo.
>>540566926I'll get back to you in a minute - keep holding it
>>540567267>typed from low elo
>guy adds me>flames>call him a fag>"Here's the report ticket say goodbye to your account">been 3 days and nothing has happened >this is the second time someone has threatened me with a ticket, also claiming to have "a friend at Riot"Why does this game have so many dweeb tattletales?
ritualpost non-coincidence coincidence here
I also like this champion from the game.
>get Sion in arena >can’t fully charge q because there’s like two thresh, a blitz, a ksante and an ornn who just interrupt it constantlyLame. GNM. Enjoy this. https://youtube.com/watch?v=by8-svmXG0A&pp=ygUZYW1vcnBoaXMgc29uZyBvZiB0aGUgc2FnZQ%3D%3D
>>540567249do we know what the issue was?
>>540567249already dumped gwen? slut
2 ranked games in a row, at least 4 people in the lobby have a match history of just Arena games
i only play league if i win if i lose i quit for the day and do something else like ff14
>>540568374yeah there was a malphite bug where if shyvanas in the game his r doesnt workand because nobody really gaf about shyvana they disabled her instead of malphite to cater to the millions of inflated malph abusers>>540568430i fucked gwen shyvana and your waifu all at once stop texting her lil bro she busy rn!!!!
BOMBA btw
>>540568647go shave your unibrow steel
BRAWL IS BACK ONLINE MY NIGGAS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>540568647that's some crazy convoluted code. thanks for sharing. shyvana's just comfy but yeah imagine the weekend warrior fallout if they disabled malphite
>>540568804you are my most beloved lil fan dedicated and devoted
>>540567680Ok. Just Holding the fish and feeling how soft she is.
The black man marches onfully expect tomorrow to be a sea of red
>>540569308I dont think about you at all
pisslow elo q times. dead game.
>>540564302>>540564962MODS NUKE THE THREAD THEYRE BACK
>>540569510did you update your client?
Just logged back, why the other thread for nuked?
>>540569086that's not a fish you stupid goat... that's a poro!
>another "plat is lowelo" mongoloid
Bronze is high elo.
iron is more of an elite status than master
>everyone here on social aid but not retarded enough to be ironstarting to think that you're just lazy
I lost and got really tilted...
>>540570063Oh fuck. Where's the fish?
>>540571076mpregnant raka girly. your baby will come soon. *pats your tummy*
>>540570781i have a job and i demoted to silver
>>540571489wagey cagey
>>540571656i love my job but i dont love being silver
>>540571076You lost it!!! you lost the fish!! You night have to give up your goat as compensation. That's only fair.
>>540571718can't you afford coaching?you don't have time or motivation to learn what your mistakes are and frankly most people would never come aware of them for various reasons, just have someone who's good at teaching and who's also very good at the game point them to you and just train on what he says
>>540571793im more of a casual player that just has fun screwing around, playing a bunch of different roles, champs, modes, etc only reason i dislike being low elo is because people flame me not really because i actually care about it like thatno point in getting a coach unless im at least taking it seriously enough to stick to 1 role 3 champs indefinitely [im not]
hey faggots, when is wasd coming?>>540558867iam so glad iam off that shit. i tried to quit a couple times on win streaks and always came back. the only time i managed to quit on a loss streak was 2 years ago and i havent played a ranked game since. reminder nobody in the entire world cares about your league of legends rank. its ok to quit, you dont have to proof anything.
>>540571743Nah. But you should get up. Bawl is here.
>>540572012that's fair
Why can't Summoner's Rift have fun items...
>>540573069just build the meta build and don't troll, play by the script
>>540572929thanks for undersytando gn
>>540573749gn for you as I just woke up
now i'm in america i'm sorry i ever bullied you guys in my games
>>540574052how was east europe?
Modbros hear me out: https://runeforge.dev/mods/587042b0-860e-4ade-adc5-0d24ac3fd9d9
Lost a game because our jungle was inting and I was the only one taking objectives, and of course they wanted to report me but not the 0/11 jungler who did absolutely nothing. Next time I won't try to group, I'll just push and push.
>>540575985only a homosexual would need this
>"But Yorick you are strong!"No, fuck this, I can't 1v5 when you fed the enemy team then ping me to group and leave me alone to die. I push, I'll leave them 4v5 next time.
nigga is stuck in silver as a yorick abuser lmao
so funny ahahaha so funny isn't it funny laughing and shitting on other ahahah fun fun fun look i'm so cool ahahah
>>5405722911sec!!!
>>540578373yea it isn't funny anymore now that i been to america
Dont shittalk the nami/soraka spammer, he's a deranged psycho that will hunt you down if you get on his bad side (and he's also protected by jannies on top of it)
i have a rimjob fetish
>>540580143they're backed by riot to stop the thread from 404'ing
>yesterday when the blacked spammer and the xivg spammer were posting in our thread at the same time
>forced loss streak again
>>540580946nigga what
>>540581605sorry should i delete it
>>540581875do pls
>>540581937done
I'd like friends I can trust and maybe play with.
!
>>540582412plenty of cool anons to befriend
>>540582412Same...
>>540575985need canon dravens
can someone say something really dumb so I can use this funny pic I have as a reply?
Mel is a balanced and fun addition to the game actually
>>540582698scroll up, 90% of the thread is stupid shit
good morning saarsi dreamed about putting dildos in my buttchamps for this feel?
>>540582734(thank you)
>>540582763taric
>>540582763ezreal
>>540582846
I got a new skin for a champ I thought I was good at but I simply and consistently play like complete trash with this new skin I started using. I like the skin but don't know what's happening. I have mixed feelings.>>540582412what do you mean 'maybe play with'? more emphasis on trust for some reason?
So I got my new computer working, checked the UEFI and there's an option called "erp ready". Do I need to enable it for vanguard?
>>540582562just keep on carrying the uncarryable
Good morning!
>>540584493I made the same mistake with a certain Ahri skin(yes that one), it’s pretty much a humiliation ritual when I use it.
i just realized i do everything better when im drunk including playing league. i basically havent played a single game sober this seasonchamps for this feel? ( hardm ode no gragas)
any lolg streams?
>>540586290udyr
>>540586290Brolaf
>8 hous>130 poststhis has potential to be our longest thread yet
>>5405868694chan is just dying, every genral across multiple boards has been dying, like dying dying, some threads that have been going for 10 years just disappear for a few days until someone makes a new one
>>540586869Jannies pruned a 8 hour thread that had 300+ posts earlier because of BBC spam
>>540586290how do you know if you're playing better when you haven't played any games sober
>>540586941where is everyone moving to?
>>540587710roblox
>>540587710Discord.
>>540582468I don't really know. Everyone seems to be surround by some kind of drama I don't know about, that even being friendly with one of them makes you a target. I don't the energy for drama, I just want peace.>>540584493>more emphasis on trust for some reason?Experience. Maybe it's asking a lot but being able to trust someone, and openly talk to them, wouldn't that make you feel less lonely? On the 'maybe play with' is because I'm use to be on my own, so I stick to myself all the time. I'm not comfortable with putting myself out there.
ok back to never touching this game ever again. really fun experience imho
>>540587710discord would be pretty neat, its possible to make anonymous channels in it as well just to reflect an anon lolg board, people would still spam all channels with bbc porn but at least you could get rid of them (and creating new accounts had gotten plenty annoying given you need to verify with phone, while all the free phone sites are already used/blacklisted, even if you try to grab one off a fresh number)
>>540588210you can add me but we will probably get along horribly but i will be honest and open with youactually knowing you we will probably talk once and you will hate me and then we will never talk againnevermind
>>540582604imagine the smell
>>540588673i know this phrase has been thrown around a lot on this site and has lost it's power as a result but i want you to know i'm writing it with full sincerityyou will never be a woman
>>540588673>not in the rabbit king lolgcordngmi
>>540588842why would I want to be a woman?
good meowning
>Play Darius>enemy jg ganks you >2v1 them >hit them with the "?" in all chat >your lane will now be permacamped and your allies that scale better will have free lanes Every time.
>>540588210Are you me :? Because we have the same funny thoughts.I don’t think it’s fair to start off with getting to know anons while holding their drama over their head - /lolg/ is brutal on everyone, and what’s said really needs to be taken with a grain of salt. Everyone deserves a clean slate.That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t look for signs if anons are being weirdos towards you. If you avoid most drama shenanigans, you'll eventually find the nice anons. There is definitely some dark truth to this funny post too >>534844570
>cliquefagstroons, interracial porn addicts>threadposters who make fun of themheterosexual white men, taxpayers
>paying taxKWAB
>get into 2 huge arguments in 2 back to back lossesHow soul draining. >>540588950I like this funny pic though.
>>540590832Taxpayers?
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>540590832Wow you send half of your paycheck to the goverment who then send it all to Israel like a good goy congrats bro.Want a award or smth.
>hwei sold as league's invoker>play him for 1 (one) game and basically get the hang of itcowards, make him at least have 4 options on each spell along with 4 ults
Imagine the pain I must be feeling right now. Being the last Sona enjoyer. Denied by Riot. Ignored by Rule34.
>>540594498you should be glad to be ignored by riot on your turbo elo inflator, sorry you only keep the highest win rate in the game every patch for years
>>540594556>average winrate
>>540594742sona has a bunch of 1 tricks in challenger as well don't pretend she is not objectively strong
>>540590260You have a point. I added anons without knowing a single thing about them, didn't think much about the things I read in the thread just like you say. But then I got caught in some sort of crossfire I don't know the reason of, so I stepped away from the thread entirely. I mean that's the case for /lolg/ but in general I do struggle to make friends with people.
Top lane is SO SHIT right now>Everyone running a shitton of sustain (grasp, dshield, second wind, buy refillable, natural sustain in champ kit, then they go eclipse, BorK, or tank)>Everyone running TP >Homeguard exists >Its all decided by jungle in 90% of games, the other 10% are the ones where both jgs completely ignore top laneDogshit gameplay experience
>>540594556>>540594810I’m mostly annoyed that her pornography is anemic for what should be a guaranteed fapQUEEN.>Mute>Huge tits>Soft>Bright hair>White
>>540595639>soft
>>540595639sona is mostly disgusting hyper boob porn, like just stupid fetish stuff bigger than the rest of her body combined
>>540595813Who gets all the “big-boobed babe getting fucked” art, anyway? There’s always one. Please don’t tell me it’s Ahri. God dammit, it’s the bitch isn’t it.
>>540596178irelia / kai'sa are the ass queens of league
>>540595639>WhiteSona is a asian with hair dye and colored contacts like Seraphine.Shes a Ionian who got adopted by a Demacian family at a young age.
>porn addiction doesn't exist is not real>these postskek
>>540595639>>WhiteThis is how you can tell nobody gives a shit about Sona outside of the porn
>>540596515Addiction is not real, yes, it's a strong dedication to something, a strong preference, over-insistence of routine performances, no is compelled, and no one is incapable of moderation or stopping without will power, once they re-evaluate and make the choice to do either
>>540596178Despite being a fox, Ahri does get the lion’s share of “guy fucking girl oooh look at the boobies bouncing” art. Miss Fortune is second.
>>540594810there are one tricks that only feed and are into challenger, remember that Yasuo guy who feed to victory each game?
>>540588673discord is only nice if you like to waste time but more focused on wasting the time aspect than on 4chan, discussions are of even lower quality and cancer is even more dominant
>>540586290you are the one who does it and I know that feeling, you just imbued alcohol with mythical properties and you're already allowing yourself to play better and be focused right before the first sip as an objective fact you're messing up your neuroplasticity for example so if you were to play sober while under the same mentality you would progress faster with lasting effects
>>540596515>>porn addiction doesn't exist is not real
>>540596928Ahri's boobs aren't even big. They're normal size.
>>540597672Tell that to the pornographers.
>>540598352I won't. There's no point.
>>540588872invy
Ahri boobs
For me? It’s Sion. I’m not here to kill anybody, I’m here to win the game.
>>540598828Based Sion enjoyer.
>>540597672they're pretty fucking huge but if you consume too much animated or drawn media then you'd be led to believe that they're normal sizethey're normal size for an anime girl though
>>540599014Yeah, I meant for a 2D character.
>>540599014God, breast inflation is real. I’ve experienced this issue so many times. The worst was when I realized NuLara’s boobs are actually very big, but they don’t “click” as big because they’re the sort of large you’d see in your day to day.
>>540598868>>540598828>0 kills>13 deaths>Still treated as the biggest threat in the mid-gameHow does he do it
done, it's uninstalled
>>540599337
>queue up for a game>it goes horribly, support solo loses our lane by being overly aggressive into janna/jinx when i'm smolder>ivern top loses too>get a pick on enemy ryze, run away with low hp>khazix kills me with his w right while i'm right next to ivern>me: DUDE SHIELD ME>him: why? we lost alreadyyou guys were right weekend players are subhuman. riot games isn't going to ban any of the players that i've run into that griefed, either. this is one of the milder cases. yesterday i ran into an aurora that ragesplit the entire game and refused to participate and a lux who literally ran it down mid. but my account is probably already flagged as a serial reporter even though i only ever report when someone is actually being toxic or griefing
>>540594469give me a quick rundown of how i should play him
You wouldn't a fish.
>>540599296For me, it's because either you build him as a tank or a chunky infinite scaler bruiser, reached lategame that thing is huge. Bloodmail and Hullbreakers are great items on him. Sion suffers from any HP% damage so it's not like he doesn't weaknesses.
>>540592269taxpayer you should work on your shadow shapes.
I really like the new sounds and effects for killstreaks. They feel impactful.
>12h>barely 200 postsCall the undertaker, it's dead.
>>540604390How about instead of making these doomshitter posts instead you say something positive and engaging and make people want to post more so theres more post per minute?Posts like yours just make people want to post even less slowing thread down even more.
im playing rengar supp in swiftplay
>>540604589you should ve said that when we had tons of spam and drama and picking on anons to make them leave that was killing the thread instead of now that it's dead, whats this shoot first question later?
i wish people picked on me...when i post noone replies not even negatively.bad attention is better than no attention.
Thread le died because i stopped posting webms actually
>>540604734complaining about spam while spammers are spamming is just giving them a reaction and doesn't solve anythingcomplaining about slow thread doesn't make people want to post more
time to feed
any brawlers on euw
>>540605621I can play a quick one or two before lec starts
>>540605621whats a brawler
>>540605720>he doesn't know
>>540605719brawl is back? wtf I thought it was still doom slops.
>>540606028its fucking back babyyy
>>540606160I could have been brawlliinggggggg
>>540606160Based Brawl enjoyerAmbussin actually sounds really fun in that mode if you're able to take camps
>>540606369you could be brawling right fucking now anon!>>540606572she is just a really fun championI have a problem where I mash the buttons too much instead of thinking about weaving in autoattacks and where I want to dash, hope I can unlearn that in rbawlbut even if not, she is still good there EVEN with playing like an ape so I dont int my team as much as I would in norms or rankeds
pomf
>>540607265me on the bottom
