Rancher Edition>NewsMvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>540237232
>>540559378sexsex
this is the thread
so we all agree absolutely nothing happened in the last thread right
*sips*ahh, life of riley
>floydschizo's mental illness was finally enough to kill a threadimpressive
>>540559767good rat
Did Zesty win yet?
>>540559862cream the rabbit
>>540559378I love Cow Print.Just in general.Cows are fun.
now this is a good threadabout that mvm update I owed ya...
Update next week bros
>>540559976Cow print is indeed GOATed
>>540559697It was literally a loliposter who killed it...
>>540560465actual pizza is not the same thing as loli
>>540559996charge it doc
>>540560532wait what the fuckthat's what happened when i was gone?
>>540559378this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>540560656yes, and it's why the thread got autosaged. it's fucked up
>>540560656Yes.Someone posted possible cheese pizza along with an ad for their final fantasy 18 server>>540560658Engineer is right there.
Soonβ’
Daily reminder: You do not hate Vipes enough.
>>540560656You know who had another one of his tantrums after getting banned so he posted what only him has saved on his hard drive.
>>540560786no your posts just remind us we don't hate the emporium (you) enough
>>540560763>possibleI don't think it was really a question
>>540560923It is, very rare, but entirely possible.It's more common with Asians though.
>>540560262GADZOOKS!!!!
>>540560785yay! a "major" update consisting of the worst community MvM maps yippee!!! oh silly me i should'nt forget all the wacky references we're gonna get in this case I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED
>>540561134>worst community MvM maps yippee!!!aren't we getting some tf2g maps in though?they oughta be good right?
>>540561443you will get your completely broken mvm maps plus the casual match making will break and you will like it
>>540560874ah the loli pedos spamming this place....
>>540561443>aren't we getting some tf2g maps in though?if we're lucky
>>540561821emporium maps = tf2g maps
Won't bother with the MvM update, just hope there will be more to it than just maps and missions.
>>540561821i trust in our mappers
feel like shit bros, got some kind of virus or flu, dont even feel like gaming
>>540562696:(
Heβs so perfect bros
>>540562325the last time i trusted our mappers we got wutville
This one is nothing special but felt like sharing anyway.
>>540564058heh
>>540563413wutville is good though>>540564058>frag>nothing specialno such thing anon, they're always based
>>540563413wutville wasn't one of us thotf2g actually had 2 submissions for the mvm update
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>540560532>>>/global/rules/3 that doesnt excuse you from posting lolishit here you fag
>>540567235I did no such thing retard nigger I'm just stating a fact, it wasn't loli
>>540564058Your strange whip better have the you-know-what part attached. If you don't have one, buy the super expensive one or a cheap skin one and do it.
How do record some funny interactions and frag clips to upload here? Iβm on linux so idk if thereβs any decent software thatβll enable me to do that. Gotta compress that shit too. Iβve recorded demos but theyβre laggy as hell
>>540569519Steam has a game recorder, use that.
ded gameded general
>>540569519I use OBS replay buffer.t. linux user
olive gameolive general
We need a Highlander Academy-inspired MvM map for the upcoming update
>>540569519you can use OBS or you can also use GPUScreenRecorder which is simpler to set upboth can make use of your GPU for recording so the performance impact is minimalhttps://git.dec05eba.com/gpu-screen-recorder/about/
i take my eyes away from chat for a minute and miss whatever the hell was happening
https://x.com/zenithvx/status/1971756419931427126>zenith (the guy who sounds like he's on fifty different SSRIs) is starting drama with /ourguy/ ZestyI hope he makes a video in response, I can't stand zenith and his shitty takes on TF2
>>540577267 floydschizo in the chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>540578465>zenithwho?
>>540578465zenith speakin fax
It's tf2 appreciation hour brosWhats your most cherished tf2 memory?
>>540578465>696 Views>slamming this unc for low viewershipKEEEEEEEK
Post your favorite Spy hat.>For me, its picrel.I dislike like >95% of spy comsetics, most just don't look good to me for some reason. Anyone else feel that way?
>>540580423is that a medic behind the heavy? i can't tell because the cosmetics are so confusing
>>540580423Introducing a friend of mine in HS to TF2 and just playing together with zero introduction/tutorial. Good timesHes better at the game now than me
>>540580710A classic.>I dislike like >95% of spy comsetics, most just don't look good to me for some reason.Probably because Spy wears a mask, so wearing a hat on top of the mask always looks a bit off. You kind of have to lean into the whole spy angle for it to work like this does.
>>540581050Yeah, that makes sense.I wish there were a cosmetic like picrel, it would go nicely with the Fedora.
>>540579262Another sloptuber who makes bland clickbait videos, he has always had beef with zestyhttps://www.youtube.com/@zenithzv>>540580504Zenith has a few successful videos but it's only because the algorithm decided to bless him a few times. Nobody watches the majority of his videos even after drawing in viewers. It's the opposite of Zesty who has consistent +100k viewership.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Expose slur slinging pyros. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>540582607Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Expose slur slinging pyros' naked bodies. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>look ma I samefagged again with the same boring shit
>>540582738this but also the OP girl
>>540582765Once again, I have literally never posted the kill pyros one. The whole point is mine's a response to his
>>540582765why do retards like you think that the fuck pyros poster is also the kill pyros poster? we've gone literally entire threads without fuck pyros being posted
>>540582932>>540582996The samefag schizo never sleeps and just constantly says the same old tired bait responses. Just ignore and keep posting peak pyro
>>540582932I don't believe you.>Even if thats true, you should still not spam the same stupid boring NSFW and off-topic shit and contribute meaningful stuff instead. Its not that hard.
>>540582932Nta but I know you did it at least one time.
>>540583104Here's your (you)>off topicFempyro is on topic. Lighten up a little.>>540583127Nope, never. Why would I want to kill pyros? I want to fuck them
>>540583093>>540582932>>540583262zased
>>540561868The Emporium posts here >>540560786so this is r/technicallycorrect
>>540583093Sound advice.
>>540583262>Fempyro is on topicbut it's not... how about post some gameplay webm's instead?
>>540583421NTA but it's a character directly from the game broseph I don't see you getting mad at the blue archive girls on the same level
>>540583478>it's a character directly from the gamefempyro is not in TF2, we can even refer to the wiki for this
>>540583478NTA but BOTH shouldn't be posted. Simple as. Frankly, if you just want to post fempyro, at least dont post the blatantly softcore porn version. >>>/global/rules/5
>>540583104>>540582765Or am I?
>>540583634you're wrong buddy the wiki cites all the time she's been called a woman>>540583678don't worry everything he's posted has been work safe :)>>540583678
>>540583478Not him but saying Fempyro is "a chracter directly from the game" is kinda stretching it holmes
>>540583814ironic coming from a fag posting other game slop
>>540583814Pyro's been called a woman on dozens of occasions, even in-game. Fempyro is just the idea of pyro as a woman. Therefore, Fempyro is directly from the game.
>>540583949my thoughts exactly
Post the basedlar light N word tweet
>>540583949>Pyro's been called a woman on dozens of occasionsproof?
>>540584234Are you new to the game?
>There is a banana hat in the game. Bananas are therefore TF2-related. Therefore im going to post 50 images of bananas in this thread and nothing else.ignoring all the other mental gymnastics over here, all we were simply asking for was just contributing meaningful TF2 discussions and not derailing the thread. Anyways...
>>540584278??????
>>540584323???
>>540584303you might have made a valid point if there was a banana class but there isn't he's posting just a class from the game that's off model, you have bigger fish to fry than worrying about it being off model
>>540584323>Falling for b8Grim...
>>540584303You dont understand I *have* to respond to everything mentioning the word pyro and have the thread open 24/7 so I can respond to the other guy with gooner shit!!
>>540584407Theres also the Second Banana, anon. My point is perfectly valid. I can post all the bananas I want. For real though, does /tf2g/ like bananas?
take note that no one shits their diapers like this over the blue archive girls this guy only has autism over fempyro being posted for some reason
>>540584520Bananas are great, I like them in my morning cereal
>>540584526>take note that no one shits their diapers like this over the blue archive girlsbro he did, literally called every single person here a newfag and whatever like 2 weeks ago or so lol
>>540584617oh my bad I guess he's just retarded then
Choose your destiny
>>540583949Fempyro is a heavily modified version of Pyro so it's questionable if it's really Pyro. It would be like saying the pickup trucks modified for military use with rocket launchers and anti-aircraft guns are Toyota products.I don't hate Fempyro but it's she's not really a TF2 character.
>>540583262Just so you could have an excuse to post the other version.
>>540584742It's the same as posting Heavy and Medic in gay fan art. It's not anything that happened in the game and there's not much evidence to support it, but that doesn't stop someone from doing an artistic interpretation of it and it being on topic because it's Heavy and Medic. Not that you'd understand since you don't post TF2 characters.
>>540584526>this guy only has autism over fempyro being posted for some reasonI said just a moment ago earlier neither should be posted retard. In fact, you have (even if very slightly) a more valid case for posting fempyro instead of the anime stuff, but not the blatant softcore porn stuff.>>540584617>>540584645no clue who that is, never called anyone a newfag here
>>540584807Nope, in the event kill pyros poster isn't here I'll just post fuck pyros on its own (which I have done)
>>540582738this but Soldier
Luv'' me FemPyroLuv' me Blue Archive girlsLuv'' me 'nanasLuv'' me 'nana BaySimple as. Underrated map, by the by. What's everyone's fav underrated map?
>>540585120
>>540585120>based, based, based, basedI really like laughter/boardwalk even though a lot of people don't. The comfy aesthetic can't be beat
>>540585120banana bay is trash and also doesnt fit tf2's artstyle
uh oh his melty got worse
why does the schizo never sleep
>>540580710I love hat to kill for and the freddy krueger hatthe spy ties is still probably my overall favourite spy cosmetic
>>540585183I will never say no to a coldfront match.>>540585302I like them too. I really don't get the hate for 'em. Also Toxic, which isn't a Slaughter reskin, but the layout feels real similar to it for me. But maybe I'm just weird.
>>540585676hotdid u gen this with AI? is that supposed to be uncle dane's face ?
Reddit thread calling out youtuber on slurs.tf removed.Damage control has begun
>>540586082I like Coldfront's aesthetic a lot.>heres another underrated map imo cause why not
>>540586432Well is also another fun time I won't turn down.
>Check some unusuals>Low tier old unusuals have doubled in price compared to even three months agoGoing to drop the warning again that if you want an old unusual you should get them before its too late
>>540586672cp_well is one of the best CP maps but I wouldn't say its "underrated" territorythe CTF version is the only CTF map I can tolerate as well
>>540586257ZestyJesus (supposedly) says racist words:>Reddit thread calling for his harassment stays upwholesome Reddit-approved TF2ber says racist words:>Reddit deletes the threadWow Reddit has no consistency in its rules, who'da thunk.
>>540586731I've been eyeing a blizzardy storm since 2020, and even then that shit was 100 keys. I've long since given up.>>540586751Maybe I have a skewed perception of what's underrated, since I'd classify it as such. I can't remember the last time I was on it. Same with its koth counterpart.Speaking of ctf variant maps, sawmill is fine. Well koth sawmill, anyway.
>>540586993Sawmill's good too, yeah. I got tired of every fucking community server going payload 24/7, been trying to select ones running non-payload maps and its a refresher
So what did solarlight say about the allegations?
>>540586432freight and coldfront definatelly give me an early 2010's comp map nostalgia thats hard to describesimilar to badlands or granary but more nostalgic because badlands and granary did stick around much longer
>>540586751the layout is aids tho, its a pretty mediocre map in general>top floor flank to last thats basically unnaccessible other than from the entry points at battlements or near spawngranary and gravelpit are teh best launch maps imo, well is pretty bad
wat f mvm update and hevy update are the sameand its call heavy metal upadte
>>540584520Second Banana, my beloved...
>>540580423The first time I played TF2 and that was 13 years ago
>>540580423>Whats your most cherished tf2 memory?Following and playing the Engineer Update live: I remember coming home from summer camp and immediately going to check the blog for new shit. It technically wasn't my first major update (that was WAR! back in December of the previous year) but the hype meter was off the roof for Engie because he was the last class to receive a class update.
Is it a bug if you que up for everything and you can't find a match after 6 minutes? I want to play casual....
>>540591209yup, that's the spy
>non yuro blowing his fuse not being able to handle bit of bantertale as old as time
>>540582738>>540582932>>540583093>>540583386>>540583949
>>540580423>Wake up>Oh shit new TF2 update>Can't play yet cuz school but first thing I do when I get home is boot up TF2 on the family computerPost-JI niggas will never know that feel
>>540580423playing this game for the first time with my childhood friendswish that at least some of them stuck with the game i'm the only one left...
>>540595074:(
>>540584721>no spread, "good maps">russian>no spreadI refuse.
>>540596820whats wrong with nospread
>>540597060It's basically an effective range extension for all shotguns.Dunno if it's my luck, but on no spread servers I seem to be getting sniped by shotguns, but when I try to use them myself I end up doing worse than on random spread.It is a subjective distaste, pay no mind to my babbling.
>>540580423>ctf_turbine for some reason>pick med for some reason>most of the team is engie turtling>others are afk or retarded>only player actually active is some 10 year old fetus playing heavy>pocket him because why not>he has the shitties mic possible>tells me we can uber to destroy their nest>idea>"Sure, you just need to say the code word and I'll uber you.">"what's the code word?">"nigger.">we turn around a corner>see 50 sentries>"Nigger!">don't uber>we both die>he asks me why I didn't uber>tell him I didn't hear him>build uber again>jump around the corner>"NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!!">kek>still don't uber>we respawn>"sorry med I'll try hardee next time.">feel bad>actually uber this time>he destroys 1 sentry and two dispensers before the uber runs out>he still is happy with the outcome
i want to play with /v/ or /vg/ are the servers always empty?
>>540598050Very few servers in this game in general are going to be populated 24/7. You have to check at the time of day most people play at
oh god no
Why is this place just Reddit and Emporium occupied
>>540601124I don't think i've seen a general be spammed this much with off topic fetish disguised as discussion.
>>540601379Attention whores will keep posting as long as you give them attention.All of them, the floydfags, shupofags and even that tripfag viva.
>>540601578They've gone dozens of threads just talking to themselves circling jerking over the shitty art spam and what not. Even if ignored they still pretend like anyone likes them just so they can post a hyper inflated pyro or underage character from an anime lol
>>540601664The problem is that there are multiple of each kind that give their own kind attention and also screech at the other kind, which also feeds the attention whores' need for attention.>>540601669Demofloyd is as on-topic as fempyro is, but at the same time infinitely worse since demofloyds (and sployds) are much more unpleasant to look at.Please stop forcing your shit meme already.
>540602202It's funny how you don't want to admit all of it is unpleasant to look at. Believe it or not, it's all retard brain slop.
>>540601103>both were deleted at the exact same timeloool
>Demofloyd is as on-topic as fempyroOne's a fetish the other is a joke.
>>540602332I said that it is more unpleasant to look at, implying that the other shit is also unpleasant, just less so, ESL-kun.Captcha: AYY8G
>540602610>instantly gets mad when his fetish is attackedconcession accepted
>>540602202>Demofloyd is as on-topic as fempyrofempyro is. floyd isn't
>crtl + F>4 deletedlol>>540602202Stop replying to the mentally ill schizo.Imagine trying to push a narrative that fempyro is off-topic.
I love you jannies.
>540602610>words it in such a way to allow people to worm a sense of superiority out of posting one and the other>I wonder who is behind this post
>>540602832me too bro
>>540602757>Stop replying to the mentally ill schizo.Apologies, but the floydfag was getting on my nerves too much to ignore.>Imagine trying to push a narrative that fempyro is off-topic.Both are modified tf2 characters, fempyro gets a pass because it's been around for longer.t. has fempyro renovation revamp installed
>He's still talking to himselfMedic could not cure you
bros getting mad at the fl*yd poster like he's dominated in team fortress 2 or something lol
>>540602725The only thing fempyro has in TF2 is being a playable character in Freak Fortress 2.
Critical lack of frags ITT.Post moar frags ye fags.
>>540603997That'd be sick, but The problem is this clip isn't even impressive or worth sharing man.
>>540604191I know, been playing other games so my stash of share-worthy clips has dried up.Still better than being a dramanig.
>>540604539lol
>>540603997good frag bro, don't let the floydschizo get to you.
https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1971619002926383564The temperature is really rising between the world's greatest TF2ber and the hunchback of Wales. You would think that after getting exposed by slurs.tf, Solarlight would be laying low, but instead he's attacking Zesty.>For a time I was willing to forgive the guy, now I'm not. He can rot.
now that the dust has settled, was giving engi a long distance taunt kill a good addition to the game?
>>540603997awful frag bro, let the floydschizo get you
>Shitty emporium taunt a good addition to the game
>>540605668jesus that clipping on the hat
>>540605668the spy 007 one was better. The engy one sucks and is super shit, now there definitely won't ever be a 6-shooter considered for him when HE GOT IT IN LE TAUNT OH MY SCIENCE WHO NEEDS NEW WEAPONS WHEN YOU HAVE TAUNTS
>>540605987Emporium hat and taunt btw
>deleted >10
Who in the literal fuck. Never heard of this cunt in my life
>>540607372heh, i win... I got a good gift sub
Who's posts get deleted? Anime or demo?
>>540607973The usual, all demo
>>540608048Damn, one day it will be anime spam.
Does anyone here know how I can convert some demo files into mp4 or webm? I have a decent collection of 2fort ramblings from randoms and would like to post them here.
>>540559378Hey wait a minute this isn't /nikg/
are the servers up
>>540607973The most pathetic thing about the Floydcunt is that he only posts the same four AIslop images all the time. The whole point of AIslop is that you can mass produce it at no effort, but that's too much for him.>>540607372Why haven't you streamed in 9 days? Is your boss forcing you to do OT?
>>540603457If the floydposter was a player on a tf2 server, he'd be dominating the entire team of anime posters me thinks
why did zesty drop the slurs.tf trvthnvke?
>>540609847Because he's still upset people called him a chud years ago and wants revenge without realizing that no one actually cares what you said, they only care about who you are, that's why shounic and solarlight will be fine despite saying worse things
>>540609761TRUTH NUKE.
>>540609327His whole shtick is decreasing the thread quality by any means necessary, of course he's not going to put effort.
Zesty has never said anything bad besides "improve the game" (this is "bad" because it just is)
>>540611636This is what everyone ultimately wants. People just have different views of what would actually improve the game or what is necessary.Main problem is he whines and screams too much for simply wanting to say the game needs to be improved. His cringe taste in art and anime girls also hurts his credibility. Points are best driven across when you don't make yourself look like a whiny little liberal fag
Tee hee
>join coldfront>have nice time for ten minutes and "slowly" push for a final cap>half of enemy team quits>no one fills the slots>team steam rolls them within five minutes>back into loading screencool...
>>540611414stop talking to the anime fag then, we all ignore him.
>>540605668Yes.
reminder that ICS won
Every workslopper wins if they get an item added
>>540609847because solarlight lost and people should be aware of it
>>540537416babby's first edgelord phase
>hop on shounics stream>"theres already 6 tanks you are fucking n-" "..heheh" he is so close to dropping the word live..
>>540609847To this day he's still labeled a racist, bigot, etc. for what he said years ago, yet when it's revealed others are also just as guilty (if not more) people immediately start making excusesIt just highlights the hypocrisy present in the community
>>540617310i saw some of them saying>but solar was in high school and zesty was in collegeI'm pretty sure Dane was also college age when he said the nigger word on that keemstar song, but I guess he's le funny reddit man and he has a podcast with reddit's smartest commie and her husband, so I guess he's forgiven now. that's all it takes.
If I cannot say the nigger-word then nobody can say the faggot-word.
>>540618007I mean, in solarlight's case, said both the nigger word and the faggot wordbut what can you expect from a welsh goblin
Reminder that solarlight is more our guy since he owns the slurs unlike zesty who runs and tucks his tail
>>540618375>he owns the slursHe's literally making up excuses tho
>>540618375he doesn't though
>i got my ass kiked so hard im shittn out my moufWoah Solar cool it with your antisemitism
Solar is basedShounic is also basedZesty too is basedThe real niggers are the whiners that contribute nothing to tf2s longevity. This is a fact
Who decided that the faggot word would be a major no no word
You know who really is based? Sign Anon.He single handedly saved this game from ruin and now FixTF2 douchebags are claiming his achievement as their own.
>>540619143tranny fags in here
>>540619180not saved until we get an actual content update
>>540619180>Sign Anon.>He single handedly saved this game from ruin and now FixTF2 douchebags are claiming his achievement as their own.whoa whoa, need the lore on this one fellas
>>540619784That was a fun thread, much better than today with the demoschizo.
>>540619784>>540620029He's the reason these bottom scoring faggots are allowed to talk in-game again with their squeaker voices. Fuck him
>>540620162>He's the reason these bottom scoring faggots are allowed to talk in-game again with their squeaker voices. Fuck him???never reply to me again
>>540620029damn, thats actually really cool>>540620314it's the lolifags samefagging anon, just them rot. dont bother
>>540620757ah hate those faggots
I kind of miss the botsJoining a badwater server with 3 people in it at 4 am and watching the chaos was weirdly comfy
>>540620029He pretty much was responsible for killing the bots off.>>540620162Being an annoying tryhard isn't a personality trait viva. Sign anon was based as shit.
>>540597689no spread only means the shotguns always have a stable pattern instead of being randomly accurate or randomly innacurate, you will still get hit by less pellets at a certain range, and they will still have damage falloff, but yeah they might snipe you for 6 damage across the map because the center pellet always hits dead center in the crosshair
>sign anon was also a redditorofc you guys find him based lol
I wanna post some funny tf2 voicechats but a 30 second video is like 40mb or smt. how do shrink that shit if thats even possible?
>>540603997
>>540617310>zesty is consistently a dislikable faggot who attack others for content>therefore people dislike zestydamn that was hard to analyze
>>540622050whole heartedly agree, but he has good points about the emporium and it's rough wanting to agree with him when he's such a disagreeable person
3 NIGASON CART
>>540622118cant argue with that, hes just very awkward and probably had no pushback for being a douche as a teenager due to being mega tall so now hes stuck not knowing where the line is where people start considering you a drama dickhead
>>540620757>it's the lolifags samefagging anon, just them rot. dont botherhownu.ru?
>>540621867Nice frag, Anon!
>>540584742Akirass.>>540621752Use WebM for Retards, it makes reducing the filesize easy.
>>540621867this is cool. i want to play tf2 comp. how do i play tf2 comp
>>540623609according to that 1 guy you need friends, it's all about having friends to enjoy the hustle and bustle of being no life sweats together, so if you don't have them, don't bother.
>>540623609Theres basically two ways i know>North America / Central AmericaGet in TF2 Coaching Central's Discord and sign up for Newbie Pugs or Newcomer pugsYou probably need to make an RGL account, it should just be a "Sign up with steam" thing>Europe and surrounding areasGet in European TF2 Newbie Pugs and sign up for newbie pugsYou probably need an ETF2L account, it should just be a "Sign up with steam" thingand yes, of course its more fun if you get in with friends, but you can always make friends on these newbie pug groups, other people who are also starting out! The process to play is simple>Get into "Waiting" VC>wait until it fills up with 12 players (theres not players 24/7 you might need to wait until specific times of the day)>the teams will be split into two 6 player teams>you will be given a "connect" to join a passworded server, you just copy paste the line into your consoleAnd once you get on discord VC on your first pug, make sure to tell them "hey guys, this is my first match, what do i do" and they'll be glad to help youthats what newbie pugs are for, dont be left wondering what to doIf you are from other regions i cant really help you but you can ask people around for newbie groups or make a thread on TF.TV
>>540620029When even reddit compliments a 4fag for doing more for the game then they did you know its good.
>>540620162>"I'm retarded the post"
>single handedly ruined the fps for all tf2 playersUNIRONICALLY what the fuck were they thinking
was called dogshit by a lucky spy main today :( i wasnt even doing bad
>>540627141>i wasnt even doing badi have evidence indicating you were in fact playing like dogshit
>>540626987this shit is nothing compared to cs2 or meet your match in terms of worsening the game
>>540627646hey man I was like third in the game with 26 kills other guy had 36
>>540626987>we made billions from infinite possible wear ratings and tier for trade ups on weapon skins in csgo so surely it should work in tf2 aswell (and it did because of retarded whales gonna retardedly whale)
>>540627948tf2 was too goofy for something as prestigious and epic as cs
The Unholy Trinity of Horrible TF2bers:>1. SolarLight>2. Seriamon>3. Soundsmith>4. Shounic
>>540621728Hmmmmmmmmm?
>>540628129Two words: New York City
>>540628129hey man i liked watching them in 2017
>>540628129We do not tolerate shounic slander here, even his low point experiment videos are 10503% more enjoyable than the average tf2tubers wiki reading video
So did solarlight respond to being called out on saying nigger?
>>540628659He was young and edgy, pls understand
>>540628334BRO WHAT THE FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540628659yeah, he said that he was just a young edgy teen and he has grown as a person.he also still tried to come up with a reason as to why it's okay when he did it but bad when zesty did. >his logs are ten years old, but zesty's tweets were only five years old when they were discovered (no idea why he thought this was relevant)>zesty was a freshman in college when he said it, while he was in highschool (lol)
>>540628981areolas too big
>>540628334lmao hes making fun of troons
>>540629071Thats pretty sad and lame considering the guy still holds a grudge towards zesty to this day.
>>540620162I thought you liked little childs voices?
>>540629621Nah my favorite voice is probably Fran Drescher in The Nanny. Thick NYC accents are where it's at. However, that's got nothing to do with Team Fortress 2 because the only voices I wanna hear in Team Fortress 2 Casual matches are competent people making good callouts to save their teammates and to progress forwards until victory is achieved
>>540629472but he is right, it was okay to say racist words before 2017 because you could get away with it back then, if you don't follow the herd and self-sanitize yourself now you must be like, a racist x10just ignore the fact that what soilarlight said is straight up worse
>>540628617>>540628981Shounic hasn't recovered yet from his infamous "treadmill work" line
>>540626987they were thinking about csgo's revenue
>>540626987WHAT COULD'VE BEEN
Was spy really that bad back in the day to almost receive another Spy vs. Class update?
>>540630146You're playing the dumbest character here, even below the fempyro and floydfag.
>>540622434The opposite, from what he said he was being bullied for being obese as a teenager, so when people started to hold him in high esteem he just took up the place of the bully, like an abused kid becoming the abuser
>>540627948Was CS doing the skins before TF2? i thought TF2 was a test for CS as it often is
>>540628129>Solarlighthe appeals to casual demoknight players, not my thing but doesnt seem too bad>who>who>shouniccool tf2 facts and actual research into updates and obscure trivia, probably the best info you can get in youtube regarding technical stuff on the game
>>540634376Sadly shounic doesn't do that anymore ever since he got the 100 player server. It's just wacky experiments to promote the server now
>>540628981who the fuck thinks areolas bigger than the person's head are hot
>>540635183people with an adult woman fetish
Did someone say Jesty Zesus?
>>540634225Yes, csgo's arms deal update was in 2013
>>540635183me
>>540617135post the chat logs
https://youtu.be/3TPupi41F0o?t=2300Will this become a reality this Halloween?>inb4 Corpse CarrierMaybe they'll only remove it for a selected few items?
>>540635183porn addicts
>queue for payload>upward >queue for anything >upward>queue for everything but blacklist upward>everyone fucking votes for it afterwards >finish upward match>people vote for upward yet againI'm so tired of this fucking map
>halloween slop>mvm>dramawhen will they bring a proper competitive update to the game
Zesty genuinely thinks people dislike him because he said bad words and not the fact that he's an annoying dramaqueen every time he speaks
>>540639026>queue for dustbowl>play dustbowl for the whole day with familiar fellow autistslife is good
>>540639359kek what a manchild
>>540639359He's a retarded autist that's why
W Zesty
>>540639359>Zesty genuinely thinks people dislike himno one in the TF2 sphere actually hates him, it's all fake for our king
>>540639359seethe
>>540639542sex with honey
Good quality reference cosmetic which can be broken up and used for varying looks. Slicked back hair for Soldier has been long overdue. 8/10
>>540639359If you dislike him for saying bad words you're a bad person because you've certainly said bad words yourself.If you dislike him for causing drama you're ignorant for refusing to see the big picture and oppose the doxxporium by supporting him.>>540643037>Albert Wesker SoldierActually really cool, would use
>>540643037This is modeled like absolute garbage lol
>>540643037slop, thanks i downvoted it
(You) know the drill
>>540645951Backshots for the Boys
>>540645951I love konata
>>540628129The five best TF2bers:> 1. TF2CutContent> 2. TF2CutContent> 3. TF2CutContent> 4. TF2CutContent> 5. TF2CutContent
>>540643037feels overdetailed, id get rid of the zipper entirely and then take another look at it
>>540621728fake news and slander
>>540645951Add me for free hats
>>540645951Super niggers
>>540645951but also for Fempyros
>>540645951Especially for Uncle Dane's fat bussy
>>540645951Backshot's back, alright!
>>540645951but also for shupos and konata
>>540645951shupo feet
>>540645951BOYS standing for Booty On Yo' Sister
>>540645951Gift from Gay Mann himself!
>>540645951demofloyd won
>>540645951demofloyd lost, hard
>>540646149>>540649280winrars
>>540646149>>540649280Winrar
>>540650263holy 2014 era scout kino loadout
>>540650263Put it to good use
>>540578521
>>540650263hehe u got owned by the emporium noob
>>540650850So is Mr Firefox the demofloyd posteror Loli Pee guy...It changes every day now! next day itll be zesty!
>>540652132you're the only one that's brought up mr. firefox in like a year, kinda sus
>>540652263you know who he is too, so you're aware that he was also once called the demofloyd poster. we're both sus apparently
>>540652309I haven't thought about him since that whole thing a year ago, it's pretty sus to bring him up suddenly makes me think you're him
>>540652132I genuinely don't know if people are referring to me when they say Floyd.My steam name is George Floyd.
>>540652498sounds like you're retarded>>540652550ok sister
>>540652132There are many DemQflQyd posters.
>>540652550no we're talking about the retard who avatarfags as demofloyd here and that post about the chatlog was a joke about how floydschizo has posted videos of children and said real kids are better than anime
>>540652716Ooooh.That's awful.
>>540652713we're are legion we are many.
>>540652772yeah now you get it
>>540652852Too busy stacking eyelQnder kills to post, though. Back to Degroot Keep now.
>>540652716>demo*pedofloydget xis name right
>>540653313sorry, you're right
>This KinQ map is going to return soonCan't wait
>>540652713I wish i still had my college desktop havent posted one in months but sometimes i think i should pick up the mantle given how shit this place is now
>thread is shit so I'm going to make it worsefloydautist tier reasoning
>>540654591Let's see you make an attempt to improve it, then.>what is /tf2g/s favorite Demoknight melee?
>>540654786Half Zatoichi for the self heal
>>540654591i dont see your point man
>>540655327are you actually retarded? making a bad thing worse solves nothing
>>540655238What I love most about the Zatoichi is when an enemy demo (or soldier) is running it. Shit gets real.why is he holding it in one hand though
>>540655563>What I love most about the Zatoichi is when an enemy demo (or soldier) is running it. Shit gets real.Same.>why is he holding it in one hand thoughHe's drunk
>>540655810>he's drunkThe soldier also wields it the same way though
zestychuds wonned bigly
solargods... we losed
>>540656302Soldier's retarded which is basically the same as being drunk.Is that a Minecraft katana?
>>540655431yeah dude me posting a reaction image once in a while out of the dozens i had on my old computer will make this place worse. retard
>>540655431he's just baiting. he doesn't care
>>540657474>Soldier's retarded which is basically the same as being drunk>Is that a Minecraft katana?nohttps://gamebanana.com/mods/203669I just find the soldier pic to be funi
In this world, you're either a Monster Bash pit spammer, or a Monster Bash pit camper
>>540660046yeah you are, heres your last (you)
>>540655431Making the thread worse was always his sole intention
?
Pyrosisters...our response???
>Ubering your teammates when the reload to make them feel badIt's the simple things that make me love this game
how the fuck does something like this get found and happenhttps://youtu.be/s59PWA9yGIg
>>540662617right click perhaps?
>>540662617M2
>>540663918>>540664170The point is that the so called close range class deals worst close range damage than the other classes...
>>540664663M2 nigga, is that easy to outdamage.
>Zesty has a girlfriendwhat the heck... I thought he was literally me like ryan gosling...
>>540662617this probably seems deep if you're the kind of player who only fights people who stand still
>>540659942>sometimes i think i should pick up the mantle given how shit this place is nowyou already acknowledged your intent blud no point trying to backpedal and pretend it's just le reaction image
He's replying to himself again isn't he
>>540666807no floydfag isn't me I'm just calling out his retarded backpedaling
>decide to look through the community browser, haven't played TF2 in a while>standard stuff, ugc, skial, BLW, uncletopia, etc.>see this shitActual trannies are running servers now?
>>540669368>nowwhere have you been
>>540669415When we called people trannies before, it was like how we used to (and still do) call people faggots despite the fact that they aren't. Now we call people trannies and it turns out they actually are? What the fuck.
>>540669595trannies have infested this game for like 6-7 years, the people making the games' items and mods are trannies and even the people working on this game are femboy they/thems (joshie)it's unironically over
Gonna be honest, guaranteed crits piss me off more than random crits.
It takes more skill to be bad at Medic than to be good at it
>pick medic>equip the syringe gun>w+m1 enemiesIch bin Schkill
I AM THE ROARING/SLURRING KNIGHT, ALL WILL FALL BEFORE MY BLADE BEFORE I INEVITABLY DIE TO A MEDIC WITH AN UBER SAW.
>>540673570no i will not mention your filename
how would you rework the sandman?
>>540677006It's simple. We uh... revert the nerf.
>>540677006SEX
>>540677006very carefully
>>540677006i would have sex with heri don't give 2 shits about the sandman though, i hate scout
>>540677006>Does 0 damage to every class but if you get a moonshot on a sniper it kicks him from the game
dead gamedead general
anons, i have some webm files that are too large to upload here, how tf do i crop those so i can upload shit here? any tools you guys use?
>>540683932use webm for retards and set the size limit to 4 mb for a quick and dirty solution
>>540677006what does this image have to do with TF2?
>>540684069pretty sure that's not a real site
>>540686107it's not a site, it's a programif you google it it's the first result
>>540686107it's a program you imbecile
>>540686214>>540686261hmmm, well first off, I know bait when I see one.and secondly, 4chan was never this helpful. coupled with the enthusiasm of you faggots, I'm sure its a ploy to get that poor anon to google that. that guy only wanted to post some tf2 frags and you mutts had to stop that huh?the sooner this game dies the better
>>540686748not reading all that, play TF2 or dilate
>>540686748
>>540683932I use ffmpegI have a clinical case of not invented here syndrome and made my own scripts to do everything. I ported my ffmpeg wrapper to a webapphttps://serverbrowser-tf.github.io/webms/It's a command generator. You still need to download ffmpeg yourself and run the commands. I don't know how you use this on windows, probably something like install cmder and mess with path settings
>>540687334classic
>>540687325Hi anon!Appreciate it a lot but I dunno how to use that on windows. I'm not that tech savvy you see. but thanks, maybe someone else would find it useful
>>540688063> I dunno how to use that on windowsWish I could help you but I haven't used windows in over 10 yearsWebm for retards is a real project thoughI think another anon recommended handbrake too
why does 4chan say "no audio streams allowed" when im uploading a webm or an mp4 less than 4mb?i just wanna post some funny shit
>>540691571if you're using webm for retards make sure you uncheck enable audio
>>540691645I'm using shotcut.
>>540691645welp, just found out this board doesnt allow audio. welp. there goes my demo recorded voicechats. theres no way around right anons?
>>540692283catbox it
>>540692283no, every board outside gif has always had audio disabledbest you could do is upload the audio or upload the whole video somewhere else
>>540692368youtube should still work right? I'll just set it to unlisted so only accessible with a link.
>>540692546sure why not
>>540692283>>540692416>>540265080this webm in the last thread has audio if you have the right extensions
>>540694176no it doesn't, it's just a clever trick using>upload the audio somewhere elsethe extension is just an audio player playing the audio from another site
>>540694276yes. and the end result is making it possible to have a video with audio play on /vg/
WHERE ARE THE FRAG VIDEOS? all i see is anime garbage come on tf2g, we're better than this. hell im starting to think theres only like 7 anons posting here
>>540697345it's only 2 good looking guys, (you) and me
>>540697602>>540697345and also me
>>540697345>all i see is anime garbageit's not even anime edits, it's gacha slop softcore porn lol
>>540697710you too anon, dw>>540697754>it's not even anime edits, it's gacha slop softcore porn lolI honestly dont know man, I'm too old to keep track of the genres and whatever the forks of anime or hentai there are. I just want a decent thread of actual tf2 discussions.
>>540698083>want a decent thread of actual tf2 discussionsnobody's stopping you
Discuss why Heavy should have won the Meat your Match vote
>>540699102The weapons they gave Pyro were awful and Heavy needed an alternate playstyle more
>>540669368Just don't join it then? Were you complaining about brony servers back in 2012 too?
>>540700371shut up shut up shutp i want to complain and bitch
>>540697345inb4 4chuds say the typical>yeah of course there is anime in the le heckin anime image boardTheres a difference between making a sovlful anime post and just reposting the same newgen gacha waifus.
>>540702408gacha and vtubers ruined weeabooism
>>540677006I wouldn't, I like how the Sandman is in its current state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT5IMLvYGI voicechat shenanigans
>>540662617Because Pyro would be way too strong if you could just effortlessly win every time with W+M1. It's a good thing that actual aiming is rewarded. Pyros existing in the game is an aim check, and if you fail the aim check, you die. It's that simple.
>hold w+m1>get 100 health on killdo we consider the half zatoichi balanced?
>>540677006Remove the inane health decrease, and replace it with a more simple and modest swing speed or damage decrease.When you hit an opponent with the ball, scout runs faster for a period of time.And that's it. That's all that needs to be done.
>>540707380Do we really need to nerf Demoknight? It's already a meme that people take way too seriously and play way too much. The shields are honestly such a blight on the game. It's disgusting how many new players just refuse to use the stickybomb launcher, Demoman's best weapon, because they're too mentally stunted to learn that it's slow and has weight. So therefore you have a majority of people in the game that pick the shields because it's just a straight upgrade for how many noobs play Demoman. Finding people that know how to use the Stickybomb Launcher these days is like finding a unicorn. It's a complete rarity. If you removed the shields from existence, the half-zatoichi would be... fine. In fact, even on hybridknight you don't see it that often.
>>540707380yes, feeding off retards does not make it unbalanced
does anyone know a decent community server where people actually talk? it seems as though only the true tf2 voicechads play the game every friday afternoon and that's it.
>>540709963>kills on the kunai: 999999999999>kills on the stock knife: 100
Why does Zesty stream with his door open?
>>540711742his door has a giant poster of his OC monstergirl but with a hude dick. zesty has actually superglued a dildo where the dick is supposed to be so he can deepthroat her when he's not making his sloppy workshop reviews. he obviously has to hide it, otherwise his most loyal of fans (tf2g) will find out hes just another troonified manlet who fantasizes about getting pegged by a monster girl
>>540712163this, but it's actually a picture of the mobster
540712163obsessed
https://youtu.be/EvCdCKyLo_I?feature=shared New Halloween theme leaked by some autistic data miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAjexA__SeM
>>540714401hm yes this is def tf2 related >>540714449lmao this shit is too funny
Jesse's footrest, whatever happened there
steam friends
>>540714832faggot
>>540714832straight
>>540707380>m1>m2>2>m1>1>m2>2>m1>3>w>m1
>>540707380yeah it's pretty balancedkeep in mind you're trading both the Scotsman's Skullcutter and the Eyelander for this
>>540666702You're so incredibly mind broken, i truly pray for you
>>540714832Lol where do you find these images, I want some for my reaction folder.
>540707380>running straight (you have dog shit movement btw) at a person and they miss 100% of your shotslol
I miss when every spy main would try to trickstab me and fail miserably, now they just pull off their stock revolver and wreck me with a random crit instead :(
>>540697345making a frag comp is like a test of confidence; those who often have very good frags will never create one because they struggle to find any of their own frags particularly impressive, while those who have mid frags will gladly show themselves killing f2ps as a webm or frag comp
>Now if you are outbid by someone else, the items you bid will be claimed by the sitefootrest's new site policy
>the thing that completely obliterates the TF2 community like a nuclear holocaust is a site that ranks players by how many slurs they've usedThis is the only way this could've ended
>>540722258i don't believe it, that would be like holding an auction where everyone who says how much they're willing to pay gives that amount to you
>>540722562trolltrace but it actually becomes real. gentleman how do we take it down
>ctrl+f "quickplay">1 match (in OP)you niggers dont talk about the ONE WAY to save tf2 enough
>>540723493What more can be saidDo you just want the thread to be 24/7 "mhm yup, quickplay was sure better" ?
>>540723493Everything that needed to be said has been said, not to mention how stubborn the community is and just parrots flawed or wrong arguments against it, now it's just a waiting game if Valve actually decides to do something (lol)At least Zesty's upcoming vid should bring quickplay back into the spotlight
>>540723493Killing pyros?
>>540723493weapon reverts and new weapons (a content update)
>>540723663many are saying this
>>540724814yep, it's basically like how we naturally stopped talking about bots infesting casual because it was clear nobody cared or had anything new to say anymore. until fixtf2 happened and the community decided to collectively force valve's hand into acknowledging the problem again.but quickplay, it's basically like telling valve "hey, your decision to ruin tf2 by trying to turn it into another esport failed, maybe take back that bullshit matchmaking system in the first place?" which is twice the effort, since it means directly acknowledging failure, something valve didn't do at all when clearing out bots
Just realised that frag comps are just murdering other people comps...
>>540725425:( oh no sister...
>>540725458xister*
anyone wanna play tf2? ill post the server im playing on.... imprompptu tf2g meetup like times of olde....
>>540726021i dont want to play with schizos
>>540726021>play tf2what..?
>>540707380for some reason this is fine but the powerjack doing it wasn't fine
>>540727758yeah nobody does that here
>>540724814>At least Zesty's upcoming vid should bring quickplay back into the spotlightmay Zestysama save us all!on a serious note, did zesty's video "nobody's home" actually do anything? like did it actually pressure valve into bringing in a new solution or what?
Give me your takes on picrel, /tf2g/>Do you ever use it? other than in MVM
>>540729262>>Do you ever use it?yes, on 1 sextillion uncles. yes i know i am based
>>540729478>yes, on 1 sextillion uncles.
>>540729080you get a 15 second map timer.
>>540729262on some maps like the second house defense on barnblitz
>>540729080don't know if it was valve or the bot hosters but player numbers haven't been as robotic since the video
>>540729679true. but i was wondering if zesty's video had any impact on valve's actions. gents, be real with me here. I only got into tf2 like 2 years ago. I've had some decent fun with a playtime of 1500 hours but now im starting to crave more, I'm talking just getting better at the game, but it's an impossible task where a 7000 hour player is not a rarity in casual matches. community servers are nice but i always get the impression that it takes far less skill to succeed in those casual servers. question is, should i pour more time into tf2? I know i will never get better as the vets. but i do also know tf2 will not last forever. what shall i do? what's your perception on the future of tf2?
>>540729262im an autist who always plays sniper when defending thunder mountain first to snipe from the funny spot and on 2nd i always play scot res cuz i also know a bunch of funny spots 3rd point i just play random lol
>>540730883if you have the question at all "should i care about x enough to invest time" you really need to turn it around and ask yourself that, not othe rpeople and desu if you are asking at all we both already know the answer
>>540732206>im an autistlol >>540730883>was wondering if zesty's video had any impact on valve's actions.valve said they were gonna do something about the bots sooner or later. zesty just got lucky and released a video at a time where valve was just mere weeks from banning the bots>>540724814>Valve actually decides to do something (lol)how high are you anon?
>>540732338is that a no..? :(
>>540732745it's your time, not ours, you should know what your own time is worth
Assists count as having a positive KD right...? Right?
>>540733038no but it counts for positive KDA
>slurs tfthat reminds me of pro dota drama where a player got heat for calling for russian genocidesome redditor compiled all available pub match all chat text by pros, but he did it to be like "see it's not a big deal, all of them shit talk and use slurs"ana, a chinese australian and a 2x dota superbowl winner, posted "calm down niggers", racially shit talked indians, and called himself a chink manletwhole thing was honestly pretty funny, esp. the buddha-like soft guy everybody loves having "drunk" as his most negative word ever spoken
>>540580423>friend introduced me to TF2 in HS>start playing together and i usually pocketed him>we put stupid matching names together>used to go to his house just so we could play TF2 together all night and some fighting games as well>did that for a while but in the end we drifted apart after some years>now i play TF2 all by myself from time to timeNone of my friends nowadays really care about TF2, i miss those days even if life kind of sucked back then.
>>540580423Sharking items in 2011-2014feels stupid to choose trading/item shit as the most cherished memory but the game itself has been consistently great so nothing gameplay related really stands out. apart from maybe getting really into MVM when Two Cities released.for a teenager, esp. a very lazy teenager who doesn't want to get a job, to make money (and quite good money at that) by getting good deals on items, was divine. getting shit like, strange machina for 2 weapons would give me orgasm level feelings
>>540733409>a player got heat for calling for russian genocideEvery gamer does this after playing against cheaters.
>>540729262I enjoy taking it sometimes on borneo and upward last, but sticky spamming is way too fun for me to run it full time.>>540733667it really hurts missing your partybros, I never had that same experience since.
>>540735314Never reply to me again with pedophilic cartoon images.
ERIC!! BUFF SPY TO BE A SIDEGRADE TO SCOUT IN MVM AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!!
>>540735314so true sister, being a manchild who is attached to randoms on the internet hurts so much
>>540737194LMFAO
/tf2g/ playing against /ksg/ in the funny soccer thing (friendlies)
>>540742112Link to the stream: https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueWe're leading 1-0
>>540559378>Valve nerfs or changes weapons completely to satisfy 6v6 comp players>They ban the weapon anywayWhat is the point Just let 6s play their strange and set in stone meta and stop altering weapons to appease a community that would never want that weapon anyway
>>540700371Bronies and furries are generally harmless.
>>5407424812-0
>>540742112I trust in konata!
>>540669368>look at the tags>uncleWhy are trannies trying to groom Uncle Dane kids?
CROCKET'D
Total /tf2g/ Victory
god damn we are stomping them
>>540678653Shes fat.
>>540747341fat titties covering your whole head is bad how?
>>540747341fat chicks are so repulsive irl, but these folks here do not leave their house let them dream that they look like that
>>540747341I know right??? it's great
>>540748237Hey, man. To each their own. Chubby, fluffy, plus sized women are a Godsend. And no, I don't mean SSBBW. Those are the yucky ones. Almost as yucky as when I initiate a votekick on a clearly underperforming bottom scoring shitter with a 2:20 KDR and people have the nerve to ask "Why? He didn't do anything wrong. He's having fun!"This is why you fail
>540749114
>viva>cringe blogpostlike clockwork
I like it when viva blog posts (:
>>540749114>SSBBWW...what?
>>540749114>Almost as yucky as when I initiate a votekick on a clearly underperforming bottom scoring shitter with a 2:20 KDR and people have the nerve to ask "Why He didn't do anything wrong. He's having fun!"Glad I don't live in muttland, so I don't need to deal with your latinx ego in my pubs
>talk about bad things a game has/company is doing to it>responses are"yeah, shit fucking SUCKS I should be able to WHATEVER I WANT like saying the n word and killing trannies and rape and and and!" (insert several buzzwords for the complete experience)>or"idiot, why are you complaining? nobody cares. shut up. it's nothing. stop talking about it. it's not happening anyways."why is it always someone over doing it or someone vigorously defending a major company like they can do no wrong or that the company's problems reflect onto their character somehow?I said this for a different game and got the same responses but I know in TF2 complaining about sniper or how fan made maps are made and chosen are things like this too.
>>540707380power....
>>540749114This isn't your personal blog, faggot
>>540753335you can't be moderate on anything in the moderate. niggas are conditioned to be extreme about anything to feel like they're heard.
>>540749114When you have sex with non fatoids, you simply cannot go back. Sorry but you're wrong
>>540712163Based if true.
>>540751658super saiyan brothers brawl world wide
Konata was on slurs.tf for saying niggas
3 slurs, one for each nigga on cart
>>540747341In all the right places
>>540742597sir the game has not been balanced around comp in a decade you already won
libs are trying to make bitch a "slur"
how many niggas on cart again?
>>540766454https://youtu.be/0T6go6EOuG4?t=74
>>540766454
>>540732582>how high are you anon?That's why I put a lol
I don't have any records on Slurs.tf because I made the smart decision back in the day to not touch Comp or Casual with a 40 foot clown pole. But hey, allow me to list some slurs I know to make up for that: zip, coon, spade, wop, spooch, gyppo, mooley, chink, kike, jigaboo, nignog, street-shitter, nigger, jungle bunny, porch monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjqL0vaBYUJust a couple of days until we're graced with this lovely music. Happy soon-to-be spooky month everyone!
>>540769060chatgpt cannot into irony do not even bother replying
>>540770303lmao
>>540769079you forgot one for homosexuals bro
>>540769079>zip7z, rar, egg, iso, tar, gz, genozip
>>540776178>eggbro that's over the line
>complain about casual constantly putting me in amtches about to end>some tranny tells me to just hecking use community servers LAWL!fucking RETARD... community servers aren't like what they were before MYM, they're over moderated as shit by wacko trannies, and there aren't enough being filled to sustain the player base. Not to mention how fucking restrictive some are>can't yell in the mic like a retard>can't use any weapon you want>class limits on many of them>no hate speech>annoying plugins>can't talk to normal people without a tranny breaking down in VOIP>dominate someone too hard and get kicked if they happen to be friends with a mod>same 6 mapsNah lmao fuck that. Enjoy your uncletroonpia, I'll stick to official servers thanks. FUCK modern community servers...>picrel
>>540777048zesty's server, castaway and goblincock are right there
>>540778445>zesty's serverdead>castawaykick happy/mostly dead>goblincockhmmm, perhaps
>>540778445>>540779529what about kogasatopia? or the party /v/an?
Hasn't it been confirmed that the party /v/an is run by the usual degenerates?
>>540780837So is kogastopia for that matter
>>540780837they're both the closest thing to vanilla with no filters however, and got solid pops. just ignore the degens
>>540769742Halloween is sovl
>>540779529i haven't been in castagay in a while. they reenabled votekicks? i thought that faggot gabber got it removed cuz they kept kicking him>>540769742>>540783725Can't wait for the most fun time of the year
>>540785673I like your particle mods, which one is it
>>540785673>another mediocre tranny killing a f2p webmYawn.
>>540786721cartoon game bananana
>>540786996thanks babe
:3
>>540787156:3
>>540787425sex with honey
>>540787425anal sex with honey
>>540787425Sexo with this thing
:s
:X
>:X:x
:<
:o
shut up niggas
post morethe thread is finally good again
>540789840Fuck off SolarLight
>>540789840forgot :3
>>540785673lol, nice one
janny. whatever happened there?
>>540743391Weird seeing a gif you made for friends being used on 4chink
>>540791898that gif's been posted here for years so you must've posted it somewhere ages ago
>>540798970Nice one
>>540798970in hindsight that's kinda mediocre fragthey just walked at me unbuffed and I had buffI like this 1v2 more
>>540798970that soldier ragdoll
>>540799547lmao that soldier got yeeted the fuck out
>>540801451fr fr no cap
>>540776178zip is for italians>>540773180I wasn't listing every racial slur ever bro, just some of my favorites
With Scream Fortress coming up, don't forget about this game feature.
>>540798970>>540785673nice fraggers
>>540803625How about I zip your mouth with my balls?
>>540803625You don't like faggot? Queer? Sodomite?Personally my favorites (more obscure) ones are catamite and backgammon player
>>540804295someone explain this to a retard, am I missing some exploit
>>540805164It's not an exploit just literally an intended feature people forget about, you earn points from people in your squad doing the same contract objective
>>540805164he want's to be friends on steam and groom you
>>540805267Oh, yeah I knew about that. It's just hard to find people to do it with synchronously.
>>540805164Not an exploit, a feature they specifically highlighted when it was added to the gamehttps://www.teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/campaign.php>For the first time, attack your contracts with co-op! Friends in your party (and on the same server) can now help you out with your contracts (while you give a helping hand with theirs). Any action they take that fulfills one of your contract goals will count toward the completion of that contract. And vice versa! >>540805267not just the same contract objective, any action at all. you could be on different contracts or someone not have any contracts open.
>>540804964Do you know what happened to the last guy who zipped my mouth with his balls?I BIT HIS BALLS OFF
>>540805907Thanks, mate!
>>540806297>not just the same contract objective, any action at all.No it has to be the same objective i.e. capping a point, but yeah I said objective because it doesn't have to be the same contract
>>540806412kinda gay and kinda kinky
>>540806523shut the fuck up, you know what i meant
>>540806615
>>540805907These numbers led me nowhere
>>540801451the guy just vanished only 190 damage btw. that's why you always grab packs when it's available/nobody else needs itwould have lived with 10hp assuming the rocket wouldn't crater him somehow
finally did it and forced myself to get back on the wagon, got TF2 running on this thing and bought the 1.99 medic package to get my account uncucked in 7 days. played from the goldrush update to late 2017 I think, what am I in for again?for reference I was the christmas anon from the other thread if you remember
>>540810634>bought the 1.99 medic package to get my account uncucked in 7 daysLmaoShould have bought a keyOr if you didn't want to spend the extra 50 cents, bought the orange box when it goes on sale for a dollar
>>540777048Castaway has none of those problems, and yet you'll still find an excuse to say it's not good enough because you're a nostalgiabaiting faggot that doesn't actually want to play.
>>540813594>Castaway has none of those problemsFalse
>>540805532not that anon but I would play with himno friends and I'm too old to get groomed, what could be the worst thing that could happen?
>comes out as medic main a year later
yoooooooooooo
>>540818743The Rise and Fall of Internet Anarchist (formerly WAMO) (3:41:18)
I want to die
>>540821752I've given up on this contract after 7 years of trying
>>540821752is that 3k health with the amputator or in general
>>540559378BWC breeding cow
>>540821970Nobody actually knows, that's the fun part.And the second objective can only be done two ways.Hope a bunch of people on your team are around you and need healing at the exact same time, while also not getting picked off yourself.Or use the Quick Fix, and wait for a heavy on your team to drop below 50 health, and then wait 10 seconds for Crit Heals to kick in, and then Uber him.
>>540821970>>540822132It's healing in general
>>540822596I've heard and seen that's it's glitched and sometimes just doesn't register the healing you've done.
>>540821990true
if tf2 and mcdonalds had a collab, would they make a sandvich menu item? would they serve a bloopander big pink cookie...?
So which youtuber said the most slurs?
>>540560786i forgive him
>>540832335pewdiepie
>By the Will of Benefical Minos, only won because sandman gullitine faggot GAY CYKA BLYAT
>Stuns are bad in video games because it takes away control>Punishing the player is meant to feel goodWhich content faggot created this rethoric. I hope their mother dies in their sleep tonight and if that troon hates xis family (like they always do) I hope xe necks xerself tonight
>opinion I donβt like>hmmβ¦of course, there must be a YouTuber behind it brainwashing people with their Brainblaster 5000. How else could they disagree with me?
you're the problem not me.
>>540838524It's not an opinion when everyone repeats almost the exact same line. I know shit when I smell it.
sooo..... when are the good posts starting again?
>>540837573>Stuns are bad in video games because it takes away controltrue! that's why demo and soldier are ass to fight against
>>540838903Youβre doing the same tho
>>540839209in /v/
>>540838841No one mentioned sniper, obsessed award
>>540837573>buzzword buzzword tranny tranny>>>/pol/
>STOP SAYING T-ACKKK!
>>540837573>punishing the playerah yes because it never goes off the rails with stuns that are insanely easy to land, if you get hit by something like this you deserve to be 1 shot
>>540833286What a fucking asshole dude
>>540848019>you think respawn times is a good mechanic to punish players? what about [game from a decade later that took respawn times and made them 50 times longer]Are you mentally retarded? Do we have to rape you?
>>540849050who is we?
>>540850306That's just the shartyposter, ignoring him is for the best
>>540837573imo stuns are fine as long as you have to earn them. For instance, Mirana's arrow is hard to hit (at long range) and it's a skill issue if you fail to dodge it. The same can be said for the old Sandman. The problem is that TF2 players constantly complain about status debuffs like afterburn and jarate, even when they aren't particularly powerful.
>>540850306Keep asking questions and you will find out.
>>540853107Who or what the fuck is Mirana?
>>540853107why is she not wearing any underwear
>>540854436>blud doesn't know about Priestess of the MoonMirana is a main character in the Dota anime, how do you not know about her?>>540854780she's a Taoist monk and monks are traditionally not supposed to wear underwear. This is true of all monks, including Taoist, Buddhist, and Christian monks.
>>540855370
>>540838841i dont think anyone on earth has ever complained about the caber
>>540854436So true sister! Keep posting this unrelated cartoon!
Shupo is my favorite class!
TF2 Simpsons meme!
>>540853107really wish that they would revert the nerf alreadysame with the amby>>540855806me too bro
gonna scam the red team and get the intelligence
>>540559378https://vocaroo.com/1uXucK3mguC
Is ducktales /tf2g/ approved?
>>540857508>*mad milk noises*
>>540857508Why would you make this.
>>540857508he's just like me...
>>540857139>>540857508based
>>540858723>pdfBro it's not youtube you can say the word
>>540857508why did i click this
>>540858936he's a pussy ass nigga what do you expect
>>540858869>menu screenshotYou don't play the game.
>>540858869good objector
>>540848019>irrelevant, shitty game
>>540858869nice nozomi sign
(voice) spy: pornography
>>540858869>>540860229I'd pocket these guys
>>540858869>>540860229based shupoKINGS
(voice) spy: shupornography
>>540858869>>540860229Such cultured folk.
Only a few more days until I get to play Cursed Cove, Monster Bash, and Mannsylvania. Honestly pretty happy.
>>540861873I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T WAIT
>>540864129kino
>>540821641I forgot to mention that it was because they were friendly in the corner of our spawn, so I shot them.>Erm, why did you kill me in Murder Death Kill Simulator?
nobody cared about your post in the last 10 hours, nobody cares now either
>>540822596you can do it easly whit that haloween map whit the MvM powerups that released last year
>>540870909who are you talking to?
Went ahead and played all the mann up tours before the MvM update, I got shafted hard with the loot but it was a fun experience except for oil spill fuck that piece of shit tour
>>540871408>finding people to do non 2shitties mvm tours with youhow
>>540871594Surprisingly, there's people playing, except for oil spill, I had to play 4 waves with a 3 man team.
>>540871383oops i forgot heheh xd how silly of me i was talking to the post directly above mine which in this case would be the post with post number 540870719
>>540871791>he doesn't know how to replynewfag
>>540768071konata would never said that
>>540580423I spent the entirety of my teenage years playing on one dedicated TF2 server. It wasn't really a trade server (though it was categorized as one). It was more of a hangout server where people would just fuck around. The map was very crudely made by one of the owner's friends. If you donated a hat, you got moderator and could use sv_cheats (though it was on all the time, so technically you could just use it if you didnt get caught). It was such a good time. I still talk to one of my buddies from that server over 12 years later. I'll never forget those memories, even if my teenage years were miserable. It was my one outlet.
>>540879883coward
>>540874647https://vocaroo.com/7ypWblLnO6X
>>540871408What was the Specialized Fabricator get?
>>540880227no way....
>>540559378sexo
okay but what about 4 niggas on cart?ever think of that?
>>540594507>JI is nearing 10 years old
>>540880227https://vocaroo.com/105P4WbHDQgt
>>540888405the fourth niga is bloopander...
why does the cart has so many nigas on it
>>540888705it won't after i det my stickies
Thoughts on Lucid?
>>540880227>>540888434wtf not cool...
>>540889372In his recent Deadlock stream with Zesty you can see his cute Asian GF in the background at some parts.
>zesty likes deadlockOwari da
holy shit guys check steam
Why doesn't the Medic just shoot himself with the crossbow?
deadlock won sorry chuds
>>540894896continue posting this
>>540895101>MOBAslop
>>540894850It's fun, i play it with my friends. glad zesty likes it too
>>540895101I was expecting more from valve
>>540894850pretty sure he said "not for me"he said that he'd be willing to give it another go if it had another mode that focused more on the fighting instead of the shit like laning (basically a non-MOBA mode, like an ARAM), but otherwise, he said that it clearly was not his type of gameAnd I mean, I don't blame him for disliking MOBAs. They are a fucking miserable experience
My favorite hero is the Sniper
>>540896592lmao
>>540896542My favorite is the Engineer
>>540838841ambi was ruined by compis not sniper mains
>>540897962That's what they want you to believe.
deadlock is more related to tf2 than green goblins janny tard
>>540898287WRONG
>>540898473holy shit spiro-man
>>540898287it's crazy how your post got nuked, it was genuinely funny too
Kingpin took 20
>>540898867sadly the big MAN didn't think so
>green goblinsYou'll never get me Spider-Man!
This thread now belongs to the glorious Goblish Empire.
>>540899028damn you green goblin i'll take you down with my webs!
wish this was funny
>>540897927But Engineer... we're on Dustbown second. There is no intel 'ere to git.
>>540899596it is, lighten up
ACTIVATE THE CHARGE, HERR SHUPO
>>540901289Dustbown? son you really did take a big knock to yer noggin
>>540904187>Dustbown?Yes. DustboWn.
Join OWN now!
>>540905132sex
>>540905132Whatever you say anime lady
>>540905132What class is this?
>>540905132>>540905603stop posting sexualized depictions of cartoon children please
>>540905864that's just gonna make them do it out of spite
>>540906103:(
>>540906103oh nooo that would be so awful haha no please don't do that haha stopppp
>>540905864But... what else is there to post here?
guys...i've been thinking...what if the MvM was just an out-of-season april fools prank...?a sick joke...
>>540906469what if sex with shupos
>>540906469don't lose hope shupobro, it's coming
>>540906469Part 1 is coming as soon as Aug27th 2026 with part 2 coming halloween of some year.
>>540905132>kills ALL of BLU in Dustbowl last with 2-3 crit stickiesNothing personal.
>backcaps Dustbowl last while RED team is busy spawncamping BLU teamIt is personal.
>>540910318>the backcapNo... it... can't be... I have been defeated...>Next Map: cp_junction
gonta
>>540910862Play a better class next time. Perhaps... oh, let's say... a demoknight?
>>540911406
>>540906469I'm getting my aussiesone way or the other
>>540912115I'm locking up my aussie storage you will never get them
>>540912721You wouldn't dare
Uncletopia: we will ban you for any offense language!The humble X+5 spam with a load_itempreset bind in spawn (itβs technically needa):
>>540913560that demoman is a NEGAtory
>>540913378*does*
Don't forger: Uncle Dane got to say the n-word and get away with it.
>>540904296>>540904296>>540904296MOVE
>>540914253thanks pally
I think not
>>540914294>>540914294>>540914294Actual thread
>>540914335thank you laborer
>>540914253>>540914335https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/13/Heavy_jeers03.wav
>>540914119With the hard R too. People gave dunkey shit for just saying nigga while he was rapping, but uncle dane gets a free pass apparently
Uncle Dane won.
Uncle Dane touches kids.
