Previous: >>540545113>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Blockushin!
>Get those stats>Get NOTHING from hintsNo mile corners, no late corners, not even late straights. I HAVE NOTHING TO BUY
>>540565793
>>540566883>Taishin S tier>Suzuka lowered to A tierwho's the retard making this
>>540566882bwo your lucky seven?
My pair of uma.
>>540566892I refuse to believe she has the brain of a high-school girl
Mejiro Maker
>>540566803>>540566814>fucked up the soundyou had ONE SINGULAR job
>no rainbows on regular days>no rainbows on summer>quad/quint rainbows on the days with G1 races
guess the spark
why are anons struggling with Mayano runs? I'm assuming parent runs, eg ~600 across spd/stam/pwr. I've done a few of those except with Teio, but is Mayano more troublesome or something? When I'm doing ace runs for TT I never have a problem with her career anymore.
>>540567110ONE! STAR! GUTS!
>>540567110Wit 3
>>540566883Someone should edit these charts and subtly switch the tier list around every time its posted
>>540566970nigga is so proud of his gay fantasy that he's reposting it
>>540567067there's no sound on this one either, anon
>>540567180>>540567185man...
>>540567239that one isnt meant to have any sound, dummy. OP, however, is.
>Have 4 speed cards in the deck>Never get rainbows with more than 1 support (or 2 sometimes)It's amazing how many times this game only wants you to lose and just says Fuck you.
>>540566879that aint blockin anything bud
guts sparkguts spark (two star)guts sparkguts sparkguts sparkguts sparkguts sparkwits spark (was a bad run)guts spark
>>540567307>inb4 half the cards have a prio less than 50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RD6fSLqCGE
What are the best uniques for CM3? (minus angling/scheming)
It’s 9pm-you know what that means!CM test time!32242109
>>540567353I wish desu
>>540567018they're horses, they have the brain of a 3yo kid at most
>>540567346they could prevent a lot of people from burning out and quitting the game if they just fast track the implementation of QoL improvements like spark rerolling on global
>>540567551what the fuck? you've definitely been cursed by something. go to a shrine and get that cleansed
>>540567067>>540567296i just said i don't know how to soundpost...
What the fuck is this piece of shit you brought into the room
>>540567124mayano has brian with steroids, so if you try to do parent runs with her you almost always lose the 3~4 races brian is in
>>540567651this is me >>540566879it's meant to ward off frontfaggots
>finally got my 9*stam parent with taiki>her other sparks are mid, but her parents are broken>titty shuttle actually decided to win the G1s this time around tooGRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKIN DID IT BWOS I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT
The system is rigged to give more guts sparksConsidering this was year 1 compared whatever bullshit JP is up to now, they knew this stat is dogshit day 1 and they still have its rate boosted compared to other stats>n-no it's not bro, it's RNGshut the fuck up
>>540567654thanks grandma
Any other lateGODS running 3 late surgers this CM? 3 wingamblers, 3x more likely to win
>>540567648you download the file using 4chanx (or xt), so the filename stays in tact. that's all there is to it, the filename.
is it wrong to imagine the horse having intimate relations with his anime counterpart
What i don't understand about Groundwork farming is how to combine the early skill white sparks with Groundwork sparksIs the next champ meet on firm track or wet? Is it sunny or cloudy or rainy? Is it left handed or right handed?Is it implied that one parent is the groundwork parent and the other has the scattered assortment of early skills tailor made to the relevant upcoming race?
>>540567604Is that why uma haven't taken over the world and rid us of the ningen menace?
>>540567842>3 front 6 late surger lobby>6 people fighting for 6th placeNahhNah
>>540567654granny! pls cook me my favourite dish to cheer me up!
>>540567947pretty muchthey're too dumb and easily persuaded to human cock
>>540567858i'm too lazy to use 4chanx desu, but if anons keep requestion soundposts for the OP i'll probably have to
uh oh, which one...
>>540567480Fuck that goldship; she blocked me. Also here are the winners
>>540568086While I get the lazy part, it's super easy, plus it gives you a ton of nice QoL features. At the very least it's worth a shot, and once it's set up I doubt you'll turn it off again anyway. Just don't use some gay extension, go with the "script" way. It's a TINY bit more effort, but then it won't break all the time either.
>>540568093Where do I find a short cutie like this?
>>540568306gotcha, ty bwo!
>>540567970Those who can make front runners worth a shit can be counted on one hand, so 90% of the players are gonna default to late surgers. I wouldn't be surprised if some rounds ended up entirely late surgers.
>>540568205>classicstrenght
>>540567769>>540567976
Bwos how do I cope with the fact that I will never have sex with Seiun Sky?
>>540568398If you know how sound posts work, then you're probably already set up for the script anyway, making it a one click solution. Just be aware that XT has a build in sound player, so you might wanna deactivate that, or the other one (if you have one).
>has to inherit her own card's accel skill instead of having it innately
I HATE this CM.
SOUL
MMMMM YEAH I LOVE IT GOOOOOOOD STUFF THATS RIGHT WAY TO GO IM GETTING EXCITED THIS WILL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
>>540568840CUTE
82673321
>>540566803So, uhmm.. those umas with the same surnames are clans, like family? But Narita Brian and Biwa are sisters because their horse counterparts had the same mom, does that make Biwa a bastard?
We're about to ningenpyoi all night.
>>540569189watch out, there's a villain nearby
Really? No challengers on a Friday night?
cute
>>540569189I don't remember the onsen having a mixed bath
ChiyonoGOD did it
>>540568840Reminds me of this scene
>>540569367Based Lex.
>>540569260I don't join rooms unless I'm 100% confident I'd win
Tama-chan
>>540568840I thought she wrote spechud, this thread has affected me...
>>540569367Why does the Sakura clan expose their armpits? If that wasn't bad enough, Bakushin passed it on to his grandson Kitasan
>>540569482Tamamo Wife in my lonely life.
>>540566803>Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineWhy does this not work
>>540569367kino
>>540567928>Is the next champ meet on firm track or wet? etc.Gametora is your friend to let you know what to expect. https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting>Is it implied that one parent is the groundwork parent and the other has the scattered assortment of early skills tailor made to the relevant upcoming race?You can make it however you want as you roll with what the RNG gives you. Right now, the current direction I'm going is making a 9* parent with a 3* power King Halo and 3* stamina Vodka I have. If they get good fitting white sparks, even better, but I'm intending it to be a general stat stick legacy. I have other parents who have a mix of 3* Turfs/Mediums/Longs but shit like 1* wit or 2* speed, but have general white sparks I like things like Corner Adept and Straightaway/Corner Recovery will always generally be good, I lucked out on two parents having both Groundwork and URA Finale but that legacy is aimed to get Turf and/or Track Aptitude to S. A perfect parent would be 3* Stamina 3*Turf 3*URA Finale and like 4 other race/ability sparks at 2* or 3*, but until the planets align to make that happen for me, I'm doing this current split.
>>540569367
>>540569449Understandable, you have to keep your trainee morale up
>>540568840
i simply cannot care about any girl that wasn't a part of the original cast
Would this work for CM
>>540569632Look at this fraud of a Derby winner. Didn't even face the toughest competitor at that time. What a joke >pic related
>>540569538Spread their scent as far as they can.
>>540569693>firm uh, if you manage to get an outer bracket and proc Conc, then you can proc Groundwork, but considering your wit is sub 500, you'll need to be even luckier than the typical front ace
>>540569556what do these ears mean
>>540569679You won't be around long then, until the 1st anniversary at most
>>540569787shieet its not firm?
this will hopefully get me something good right?
....
>fails 10%>fails 10%>Don't Overdo it!Mtfkr, you fucking retard
>>540569950sorry champ, best i can do is 2* Ramp Up and that's it
>>540569693it would be extremely rng in already rng infested waters
>>540569857It's on good ground, and unfortunately, soft, heavy, and good ground =/= firm ground.
>>540569693yah you can win by raw stats alone, but you would benefit from having better skills
>>540569378Heh, that Captain Tsubasa reference.
>>540569981the most useful guts ull ever have
>>540567752It absolutely is not RNG, there's a gigantic middle finger sitting in the code that determines what sparks you get.>5 consecutive runs>all stats except guts above 600>all 1* guts>decide two can play this game, gutsmaxxing>599 stamina>1* stam
>>540569053from how little i know it depends on the parents, take kidslookingtouchable for examplein the case of brian and biwa they're from the same mother pacificus, as to why narita in this context i believe it's from an specific place in japani could be very wrong, but that's why some share similar names but aren't related at all
>>540569950shou ga nai
>>540569705oguli only got 4 g1 wins and it was against shitters after tamamo cross retired.
I tried looking it up, but I can't really find anything. Does Nice Nature have any alts coming up in the future?
>>540570130the narita owner just names his horses after either the airport or his company Osumi co.
>>540570180
>>540570178Arima KINO winners are worth 5 G1's
>>540570174Got the groundwork though, but truly unfortunate. Sorry, bwo.
>>540569605there is some parents with 3*stam 3*turf and 3* on umadb, you are using that to make a 9* parent with these statlines or trying to make one for yourself since the start?
>>540570180don't openthis and cheerleader outfitr
>>540570130>That name...
>>540570180Cheerleader, New Year's>I tried looking it up, but I can't really find anythingNeigha.
>>540570297*dies*
am i crazy or is iron actually bad? let me explain, iron is a 0.2 accel skill and causes you to overtake but now you can't proc a 0.4 accel like Furious Feat cause you're no longer >5
>>540570217google lied to me then>It comes from the Narita Fudo Temple in Osaka
>try pure power+wit blockushin>just dies to my test groundwork double left handed lone wolf maru>try groundwork blockushin with slightly lower stats>could only pass the same maru after some back and forth struggle, which means she would've lost to a real front runner>use this blockushin>consistently gets in front of maru>all 4 had turf SI'll keep trying, but idk about not having speed...
>>540570297What the fuck is her problem?
Oh top of this she gets guaranteed mood down events during summer, i can see why people don't want to run her career
>>540568840>can only write correctly her mom's and her bestie's namescute
What skills do I take for pace Pasa? I know the idea is to get second for unique, but how well does she fight against lates?
Wife Halo.
>>540570389she's slamming you so you can do the same back to her
>>540570370actually I don't know if it's the airport or not
Prestigious P R E S T I G I O U S
me when a bossu tells me what to do
>>540570389you saw her being cute while eating food so now she can't be a bride anymore
any witgods ITT? how well do you guys score on team trials after a loss?
>>540570505Good job?
>>540567928>Is it implied that one parent is the groundwork parent and the other has the scattered assortment of early skills tailor made to the relevant upcoming race?Yep. Two green skills + Tazuna for Focus/Concentration and you're good to go every CM.
>last 5 shoe requests have been med or longremember /uma/, it's up to you to change the shoe culture in your club
>>540570273I've been making them since the start once I got a better idea on deck builds and learning about the 600/600/600 threshold. The only borrows I'm experimenting with are either to help with white spark farming or to borrow ults on umas I don't have yet. One example is I borrowed a Seiun who had 7* stamina which was helpful, but had a good legacy with Groundwork and URA Finale I really wanted and got this afternoon. Posted it here, funnily enough >>540545524 the 1* power is whatever, but it's not guts and the pink and whites are really good for what I like for now.
>running different umas but using the same deck every timeI can't be bothered to change anymore
>>540570609the worst score i can get on team trials is like 320 to 330k, average is like 350k to 400k, but the best i got was 538k
>>540570130>>540569053They're called "crown names", they basically advertise that the racehorse is from a certain line or stable or what have you to the bettors.The VA-11 HALL-A dev has a umamusume blog with a good post about how racehorses are named:https://umadacchidensetsu.com/the-rules-of-racehorse-naming/As for the "sisters" thing, in-universe it seems like they only make horses outright SISTERS if they have both the same sire and dam, not just merely the same dam.The clan thing is... iffy? Mejiro was adapted directly into being a great family type thing, but the Matikane-s don't appear to be related at all, similarly for the 'Sakura [x]' umas.
ogri smart
Behold my monstrosity She is prepared for any situation
hello new players, this is an infographic I found on how to reroll effectively, take a look at it if you need help https://imgur.com/a/uma-musume-global-release-help-images-VwCr4SL
>>540566883>Grass Wonder A Tier>Taishin S Tier>Job City A Tier>Silence Suzuka A Tier>No sign of Hishi Amazon???
>>540570702i dunno if you will try to make use of it, but when i try to do something similar i use this guy 304428439508 but i never got 3* ura so im in a long process
>>540568840L in the chat.
>>540570926>Based on JP infoMotherfucker-
>>540570926What is stadium?
>>540570920Bro your Lucky Seven?
>>540570957>>No sign of Hishi AmazonShe's in a separate but equal guide
>>540571023I do not believe in it
>>540571020team trials
>>540570389If some women are interested in you, they'll bump into you a couple times expecting you to turn around.Now if you're autistic you'll ignore them and then they stop doing that at which point, it's unironically fucking over.
Ichiban des!
None of my Aces have Memework, and I’m still gonna win anyway, just like I won Gemini without Memeaway Spurt. Sorry chuddies!
>>540571068why cant the umas be normal
I am going to make Neicha happy forever, just you watch
>>540571127please tell me this is true, groundwork just wont appear on sparks..
>>540571127I'm still trying to get a groundwork parent of my own, this shit is insanely difficult for me to even get on a run much less spark
>>540567625It really is amazing how much of a shitshow the sparks rolling is. Hypothetically even being a whale doesn't help too much.I say that but I guess you double your chances at a 3*, but it's still a <10% chance. And you still need to roll suitable whites. There could be so much more focus on making interesting builds, weekly races with different courses and minor rewards (think 1-3 tickets or something) encouraging a wider distribution of parent skills, and focusing more on aces than making parents.But nah. Play the same horse, with the same parents, running the same races until you get that 5% chance. Less if you want it on something useful. In a world with a caring and loving god, this would be a $30 game without a gacha. Would still make a bunch of money, but nowhere near the billions it's pulled in with minimal effort.
>>540571190yeah it's true if you're an open league loser
Oissu Charm desu91983739
>>540570852>in-universe it seems like they only make horses outright SISTERS if they have both the same sire and dam, not just merely the same dam.bro brian and biwa are outright sisters despite only sharing the same dam
>try making a ryan parent for cme3>long b>arima kinen, double 10o sho>0% stam growthyeah uh I think I'm happy with my jobber aces
>>540571190Spurt can be compensated with higher power. If you have high wit AND power, I guess you can compensate the lack of groundwork.
>Retention score already above 480kWAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME MY 490k MIGHT NOT BE SAFE, I CAN'T DO BETTER THAN THAT THOUGH.
>>540571351I noticed this last thread too. I've been barely scraping by these last few weeks and now we're at Defcon 2 for this shit. I blame the carat boosts
>>540567625I kinda get why the don't implement balancing decisions early, since that could throw stuff like careers and matchups within the more-limited cast, but holding back the QoL is nigh-on inexcusable.Even the bare minimum minor stuff, like being able to do multiple rolls at once with event tokens, they're keeping back. Why? Makes no sense!
>>540570297
Pffft, I'm glad borrows are limited to only 3 a day. at least that gives me an excuse for slacking off to danchou
>>540571273Sorry...
>>540571351Welcome down to the "grade 5 one week, grade 6 the next" collective anon, we all float down here>>540571291Ah shit my bad anon
>>540571351people started witmaxxing instead of just auto selecting their cm umas...
>>540571541Out of professionalism, I will show your deck for the rest of the class
Can you dickheads make your front runner aces not fucking die when they reach the final corner, you're blocking my lates.
>>540570957ppl fell for the last cm misinfographic too
>>540571351>managed to sneak my way into retention 2 weeks in a row>looking like its gonna happen again thanks to a lucky high score relative to my shit umasnot really sure if i can keep getting away with it for much longer
>>540571952I LOVE GAMBLING
>>540571273MrgrgrrTriple uma winCan’t even steal his deck since it’s all mlb Good job nonetheless
>>540571807if you are running blockshin i think this would be the expected thing, if not you have to be more lucky that your umas will move to the side
I made a tier list about reactions when confessing to Umas I think I have a decent understanding ofGive your opinions on itor don'tI did it mostly for fun
>>540572002Why are there so many whales in /uma/.
>>540571263>open leagueFucking lmao, cope and seethe while you grind endlessly forever for Memework, fucking loser
i think all the front runners should hold hands and from a wall, a big beautiful wall to block all the dirty umas and finish first all at the same time
>>540572074show your taurus plat title too
>>540572054im a f2p kitasan reroller...
I should have not inhaled that grass
>>540570973I figure with the current system of 3 guests a day, I want to make them count, and I feel a better chance of carrying white sparks than getting a 3* blue. But looking at that guy>5*stamina, 3*speed, the 3*URA Finale is only on the Golshinot that bad, but with that aim and based on purely my experimenting, you should find a parent where at least two of them have a spark you want. I rechecked the Seiun I was borrowing, I misremembered, it was 8* stamina. Also had 5* Mile, but they all had Groundwork which was my big aim. Still will always come to RNG, but may as well get odds in your favor.
>>540572002Wait are you guys telling me an entire lobby lost to a fucking Uma without her race outfit? Holy shit you guys SUCK.
>>540572141How’s it feel to be one of the few anons on this general to get /objectively/ BTFO? It’s quite impressive, actually
>>540572267Neither my Brian or Falcon’s ults proceed, or the recovery skill so Falcon just died before the finish and Brian lost momentum because she was behind Falcon
>>540572230i read that again and have seen that you are trying to farm white sparks, my bad i was thinking you were aiming for a parent with 9*ura and 9* of some blue, to be a good generic parent, but trying to get groundwork is good too, i got pretty lucky and got a 6*mile 3*turf and 8*groundwork already so thats i slowed down a little on white spark farming, but will probably try to make a S.maru parent with bourbon borrow and my 2*groundwork 3*turf 2*spd maya
>>540572371you're not special, none of what you said makes you better than anyone here
>>540572528>moving the goal postI accept your concession
>>540572371nta, screenshots are meaningless. Ppl shoop and steal constantly. Winning a CM is proven an exercise in rng as well. Plus, bragging about golshi? lol.
So just to be sure I understand, there is nothing I can do to increase the chances of getting this as a spark?Just grab as many skills as I can and hope a good parent is the result of the RNG?
>>540572230That is a beautiful uma anon. Care to share a friend code?
I'm going to make a Mile Matikanefukukitaru.
>>540572596>t. insufferable faggot Is it because it's past midnight or a SEAposter? Can't tell these days
>shadowverse evolve uma packs opening video>uploader don't know the umas name and can't even atleast read the giant katakana of their name>close video
>>540572687if you are aiming for specific spark like grounwork, from what i've heard if you have them on you parent and grandparent it increases the chance to both get AND have it as a spark too
Hear me out-Your uma trainee is obviously gunning for you. To solve this, you have to get with the director. Since she has power over all the umas, your trainee wouldn’t dare mess with that relationship in fear of expulsion, or at least detention. Not only can you keep your relationship with your trainee platonic but you can also fuck the every living hell out of this cute as hell Akikawa. On the plus side, you can maintain your parent’s promise in only saying human women.
>>540572185sure you are
>>540572687Forgot the picture but not like it matters
>>540572230>Uma that I want to breed the most is extremely breedableWhat did cygames mean by this
>>540572230Code?
>>540572745Yeah I'm already out of borrows so this is just me trying to make my first parent, but that sounds like the right path forward at least if I get lucky
https://x.com/Shark_Tehm1975/status/1971779414892683280
Stop fighting
>>540570297There's only one person that can stop this menace.
>>540573012YOOOOOO IS THAT DIRTY WATER AND MUD!?
Well fuck you too
>>540572967>out of borrowsBro, you can start spark grinding with just 2 borrows, and you don't need them after you've stolen them.
CM test 10074056wanna see if my uma are competent
>>540573131Oh it's the Subway S--ACK.
>>540573039Grrrrr*
Okay, which horse gets this as a parent so Seiun can be a doting grandmother?Would be fine as a parent but one of them is a jobber tachyon because I was on auto-pilot.I don't have Maruzensky or Suzuka.
>>540573131>>540573279>persona
>>540573438
Which uma needs their guts rearranged the most?
>>540573239Only if the uma's they make are not shit
>>540572794I made no such promise Anon, and will as such instead be spending time spoiling the fiend of banana republic
This game has 0 skill and 0 skill expression. It's all RNG. Both for making aces, and for running races.
>>540572454It's good, like I said, getting the perfect parent is planets aligning realm of possibilities, have to pick the battles where I can with the current guest system as it is and glad with what I'm getting lol. And that sounds like a good aim, best of luck to you on that, bwo.>>540572696>>540572938Sorry about the wait, I rechecked the database and it showed his uma as Golshi, but I'm checking it on my account and it's still the Seiun. Weird. But sure thing, code for you bwos 508691470794
>>540573626If you aren’t gambling your time and fun away like some dopamine shot retard you aren’t living life
>>540573550When you're starting out, the parent's sparks doesn't matter. What's important is that you have a 3* grandparent (6* grandparentS from both parents) to snowball it.
>>540573626Yeah, it took you a while to figure that out, huh?
if I want to train a better pace pasa, what could I improve from here
>>540573626YesIt's a slot machine that's always with you
>>540573763More power, pace corners, tail held high. Groundworks combo if you want to tryhard it.But honestly I don't think it will make much of a difference, pretty decent uma you got there.
do I keep spamming runs until 600+ stam and max power bros
Bakushin is gonna be recast?Will that mean all her lines in the game will be replaced?
>>540573626And?
>>540573941bit too smooth brained of an umadol
>>540573760bent over the counterforced onto the floor of the dormprone bonemating pressbehind the storage shed while the other umas trainin the changing room after Tenno Shoinside one of the cabs of the Ferris Wheel when it gets stuckinside one of the starting gates that's stored between racesgroped while standing in the middle of the crowd during a concert
>>540573626There could have been some semblance of expression if only some of the skills and ultimates weren’t complete garbageAnd to be honest, even without foresight of upcoming CM’s, someone would have made the race calculator anyway to see what skills work or not
>>540574019The twist here is that Tazuna is the one initiating all this.
>>540574019>>540574181but bwos you’re only supposed to breed the horses…
>>540574237
>>540574237Trainer is for ningen only sorry Uma's
If 1200 power and 1200 wit Blockushin works because it abuses the game system more... why don't front runners just sacrifice some speed for more power and wit? Not like they're going to win in the speed contest with the other styles when they have the worse speed multipliers anyway.
>>540571351>>540571432>>540571582>>540571583>>540571952Look at the global Google Doc. Read it. Building TT honse isn't like CM honse. No double circle skills. Fuck green skills. NEVER inherit ults unless they're Lv4 hint and they make your Uma extra spicy.Run Umas that have ults that are guaranteed (or near guaranteed) to proc. Run the Umas you've Pot3'd/Pot5'd, buy their gold skills - even if they don't fucking do anything like that Gold Ship FoV skill. Use all of your semi-viable SSRs that aren't agemasen even if it leads to slightly worse stats - a gold skill is a gold skill, you need 3 regular skills to get the same amount of points.400 wit minimum for medium. Witmaxx for Sprint. 600-ish for mile. Meet the stamina thresholds. Don't run multiple umas with the same running style within the same distance race.That meme run with 6 SSR cards where you got Fast Learner, bought 8 golds, but had mediocre stats? Fucking run her.I can job all 5 races and easily clear 500k.>>540571994This will not help you for Team Trials.
>>540573591Not accurate. Head is small.
>>540574237Torena is for human use only
>>540574454>bike cuck comic
>>540573947Original VA was in some controversy with her management, right? Went, or tried to go, independent?
I love boobs
I have to be honest, I hate the Japanese Daabiiii.
Wait what, debut race can give summer runner hint?
>>540573853>pace corners>sr/ssr nishino flower>sr meisho doto
This doesn't seem fair when 90's money is completely different to modern day funny bucks in value
>>540574740parent farming time
>>540573947>>540574694Noooooo, I love her voice.>>540574576Wat? I saved it from here, I have no idea what it's an edit of.
>>540574834Just use the inflation calc
Orange
>>540574834>>540574905weren't yo uguys aware? inflation isn't real, all the funny twitter movie tards told me as much!marvel trash is the biggest thing ever, not titanic or star wars!
/uma/! Let us do ONE scrim before I sleep!68245280
>>540574958what does it taste like
>>540575075Luck
>>540566803im sick of TMO glazing 24/7 manI GET IT HE WON EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE HAS NO COMPETITION? NO WAYYYYYY
>>540574834What inflation? It's paid in yen, which has almost no cumulative inflation in the past decades.If anything the problem with that is that it took a fixed yen to usd exchange rate which is probably wrong.
Who is gonna watch the L'Arc? It's gonna be on October 5th. If Croix du Nord wins, it'll be a guaranteed addition to the game.
>>540575119>I GET IT HE WON EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE HAS NO COMPETITION?but enough about Rudolf
>>540575153>day off coincides with itHell, why not? Post it here when the time comes
>>540574834>no oil prince money>the only pre-2010 horse in the top 10>less prize money for the same race compared to present even accounting for inflationI kneel to the emperor
>>540575119ERMMM he LOST to DIGIGOAT
Taishin or Golshit for CM4?SMaruzensky is not an option.
>>540575307use THAT for Super Maru
do you guys also have triple triple crowns? post em
>>540574890>>540574694Yeah, she didn't like how management was packing her schedule (supposedly) and went freelance as a VA (apparently still signed for the singing side of things), in the process lost basically all promotional capacity. No English source shows her having any role since then, so it looks like it hasn't panned out. Are all Japanese entertainment industries so cartel-ish?
>>540575153I luckily caught byzantine dream's and croix du nord's prelim races so of course I will be watching it
>>540575059Oi /uma/ we just need one more person to join for the scrim, don't keep me up like this, it's very rude.
>>540575153I don’t really care about any of that I want a Kentucky Derby Update
>>5405750596/9 here
EMPEROR SISTERS DON'T LOOK!
>>540575179>
>>540575383Just hire her back as a freelance then? Are you they stupid or something
>>540575119BUT BRO HE BEAT*checks notes*>washed ntr>gigawashed grass wonder>injured ayabe>maturing doto>stay gold
>>540570398It isn't guaranteed. I have no clue what the criteria is that triggers it. I've gone many careers w.o getting that event.
>>540575512this room needs a jobber!it was meI was the jobber
God it’s funny to see Falcon proc 5 green skills
>>540575634>Idol companies are vindictive and exploitative to the point of harming their productShocking. In other news, grass grows, birds fly, and brother, I roll 1* guts sparks.
>>540575797you would love Rickey then
Hi guys I'm back from work can I get a (You)?
I'm getting liver surgery soonWish me luck
the real horses should voice themselves
>>540575784Thank you for your sacrifice
no
>>540575892Did you make lots of money to feed directly into the summer maru machine?
>>540575878This horse is mine. I fucking love green skills. I want more FREE STATS.
>>540575349Many. This one's probably best because she didn't lose anything.
>>540575059Taishin Testo! Thank you for the final scrim /uma/. Wishing you good luck in your future aces/parent farming and future CM races!
>>540575986I ain't spending money on Maru. I'm spending everything on Ardan, King Halo Cheerleader, and Satano Crown.
>>540575931Ooooohh I wash away all your negative energy surrounding youShiraoki-sama grant me the power to protect this anon, Ooooh I beg you Shiraoki-sama
>jungle pocket is from freestyle runner who are just "strong independent uma musumes who needs no trainer to run">gets into tracen>"I fuarking love my aibo(trainer)"????
>>540576075MANY such cases
>>540576060do not post this webm ever again
>>540575349>>540576052>inb4 where crownsAll the photo editors I can find on Android won't OUTRIGHT stitch images together and try to make fucking Instagram ahh collages.
>>540575383>Are all Japanese entertainment industries so cartel-ish?Yeah, Japanese are unironically afraid to even resign from their companies.
>>540575931Wish you luck Anon.
>>540576207BEGONE WENCH
umamusume is
I have to stop impulse rolling
>>540576075Umas are dumb (like real horses) and need a trainer to reach their peak (as in Cap) performance in a race. Even Oguri Cap (as in peak) knows that. Without a trainer an uma would run herself into ground with training or worse!
>>540576286Daughter simulator
Look at her go
>>540573626>Roguelite has randomness
Umas with bleached buttholes and labiaplasty?
>>540576390Helios
>>540574237That anon is talking about Tazuna so....
>>540576314Oguli seems to be doing fine even without trainer the anime before she became professional
>first rest is sleep deprived Yep, that's a reset.
>>540576075cant win against BTC (big torena cock)
24565360Late Surgers Only
>>540575931good luck anon
>>540576541>Career rank requirement
>>540575931>NTR poster has liver surgeryShould've ran Tazuna on your deck, hag pussy would've solved itgood luck
>>540576207This event is quite useful when I train sprinters and milers, 25 guts is a gift
>>540576541I only have one Late Surger though, my other two are End Closers...
>>540576459Do you remember her old shoes? That was a crippling foot injury waiting to happen.
>>540576541i had only 1 late gambler so i will bring that
>>540575931>trainer drinks himself to death againi blame rudolf
How were the runs today? How many events points you at? Just reached 500k.
Guys how do I stop liking Cheval Grand? I don't want to be gay.
>>540575931Good luck anon
Uma for this feel?
>>540576909not special in the runs today, but i got at 400k already, im doing some extra runs just so i can guarantee the 700k
>Event is over in a week>I've only managed to farm 430k PointsOh. This might be the first event where I don't get all the rewards...
>>540576909I did none today and I have around 180k points. This day will end with 1 run and about 190k points.
>>540576991
Weird question, but what exactly is Taiki's friend group? With most Umas, you can tell who their friend groups are usually by the generation they were from or by the ones they continually hang around.But I've been seen Taiki in art with other Umas all over the place like either with Doto to reference their retirement together, with the Dog Uma group because of her Golden Retriever personality, or with like Silence Suzuka because of the Career story, or with El/Grass because they're Americans. But it's hard to tell who her closest friends are.
https://poal.me/y9aor3https://poal.me/y9aor3https://poal.me/y9aor3
24565360Late Surgers come on 7/9 and we start
>>540577052>But I've been seen Taiki in artWow, a secondary spotted in the wild.
>>540577052Orange umas.
Aoharu will filter people
>>540576947But she's a cute girl
You WILL eat your vegetables You WILL respect her a lotYou WILL agree with Seiun Sky
>>540577017You are doing event bonus maxxing? Ive been doing 90% ish bonus using Event Goldship, borrow Seuin Sky, SR Halo, and 1LB Pasa + kita/creek to help make sure I survive. I can usually get 15k+ per run
>>540577103>24565360I didn't know you only wanted Late Surgers and I can't cancel it.
>>540577158nobody will be left by the time aoharu starts
Haha, don't say that, people will get the wrong idea
>only greens I get are Target in Sight and Competitive SpiritI sure love gambling
when IS aoharu i want something new
Lets go again because anon can't read 31634714>>540577218Late Surgers only, gamblers!Beasts of the track
>113 total statues to 3* nice natures-should I do it?
>>540576139>expecting android software to anything correctlyokI was actually surprised she managed to get all the crowns, Tachyon careers is truly easy
>>540577286>Late Surgers only,End closers are a kind of late surger, right? I can bring my Golshi?
This is new
>>540577052No one. She just kept winning and retired. Her glazing Suzuka for no reason was honestly pretty shoehorned.
>>540577017>430k Points>One week leftYou're fine
>>540577337Late Surger Goldshi is allowed, if she runs as End Closer you are disqualified
>>540577297YES!!!!
>>540577017Real problem is cyniggers started the event on a Monday, literally the most fucking retarded
>>540577297For what purpose?
>>540577297Use them, it's not like you're going to use them for anything else
I think Nice Nature SUCKS.
>>540577510ive fallen for the propaganda on /uma/ also I'm thinking of running her as late ace, but I'll also take eyes + hesitant late
can nemesis trigger on a late surger?
>>540577297No. Only buy like the last 10 or so for 2 star or less uma.Does that include the cost increases after you buy out the first 35?
>>540577564And swallow too because she has low self esteem
I like pktk
And Narita Brian wins the battle of gamblersIncredible performance
people say that Riko card is a must pull when it comes put for the new scenario, but why? The stats dont seem too incredible (picrel, i have the 3rd and 4th cards) is it the card events that carry it, or does it just get increase when used in the bew scenario?
https://poal.me/dka7i6https://poal.me/dka7i6https://poal.me/dka7i6
>speed/power less than 600 after summer campYep, that's another give up.
>>540577690i giggled when i had seen brian become the frontrunner
>>540577690Is In Body and Mind actually a good skill for this CM? I can realistically run that welfare Ticket card at 3LB compared to my shit 0LB Ticket Guts card.
which uma does dommy mommy asmr
>>540577690This is my bancho, gonna be honest - she's WAY outperforming than i thought she would in public rooms. She's like 4/10 with my vodka 3/10 since i made a blockushin. She's lacking several of the meta skills but keeps running so well..
>>540577775with how close the finish line can get, it might be a dark horse. But, SP is pretty tight with all the meta skills
>>540577725supposedly even the R MLBd is worth using so, take that as you will
>>540577796SiriusHer voice can get men pregnant
Is there a way to run the game on portrait mode?
Post CM3 Kingu's
Nice Nature is a good girl.
CM3 lobby65353793
>>540577725It’s all about the events and stats, which in total gives as much as a stamina card Plus she reduces the number of random Umas that join your initial team by one for the team races during the scenario https://youtu.be/scNycrLShgM?si=Ug7FzsVhDswdgt2h
>>540577725Afaik, Riko gives over 100 stam vs Tazuna's 25ish all stats + some extra speed from rng training with her, which Riko probably has too. They more or less do the same thing, so the higher relevant stats is preferable.
/uma/ I hate you.
>>5405777251. She gives a lot of stamina/guts, so she's 0.75stam card2. Aoharu mechanics. Bringing Riko/Rice you delay having full team till much later. And the new member stats are based around current member stats. So with smaller team you upgrade them fast, and when new members show up, they are also strong, which help a lot with team races, which are crucial in aoharu.
Do you think there is Uma Jav in-universe?
my pasa decided she wanted to be a late surger what the fuck>>540578135CM3 lobby73469925
>>540578340>i think my trainee was a former UMAJav star!?
>>540578385>>540578135Post the detailed summaries holmes
I hate Satano Diamond.I seriously fucking hate her.
After running 30+ parent careers with El Jobbo Condor, I'm 100% like Grass from this pic. I get it now.
>>540578340Yeah Spechan basically implied that it exists in the first episode of s1
>>540578385CM3 lobby45350570>>540578514I'll try to make one next lobby
>>540578548
>>540578658wtf who's this
46747652cm3
>>540578691An Umamusume that is shocked that someone would do hard to such a cool racer.
>>540578658el chupacabra...
>>540578658
Chat, should I do a 0 stam 1200 speed 1200 power tachyon
>>540578691And what is she doing in my country?
>>540578248I love you too Cheval
To my surprise, this blockushin currently has 100% success rate in 17 rooms (excluding beat out by other blockushins)
Which uma has the fattest ass?
>>540578542stay mad
>>540578750Why is everyone so keen on sniping lobbies nowadays? Back in CM1 and CM2, this shit would take minutes to be full.
>>540578896I'm going to do this.
>>540578872And how many room did you win?
>>540578248>ruins her big moment by making it about Kitasan for literally no fucking reasonI will never forgive S3
>>540577193I will do what I wantI do respect her a lotShe's just good at making excuses
>>540578948It's not about winning.
>>540578646JFC it was a complete slaughter. I am FUKT this CM.
I DEMAND that race schedule QOLi keep forgetting about QE cup because it's right after the triple crown
>>540578961feet
>>540578872>/uma/ fell for frontrunner gaslight>rolled for Seiun>slaved for Groundworks parents>wasted time raising front Aces>???>countered by sole F2P North Korean sleeper agent
>>540578948shockingly high, about 70~80% with my 2 lates. But am running into a lot of potatoes in rooms to be fair
>>540578915Akebono
>>540579021what do you need QE for, it's the perfect break before Japan Cup / Mile Championship
>>540578896
>>540578248Anon I love you>smooch
>>540578646CM3 lobby15550055
>>540579050the stats aint pretty but i think the skills are synergysing really well besides the obvious gw
>>540579109Danchou said avoiding a mood down isn't a good enough reason to not get the fans from a G1.
Give me a good Maruzensky build
>>540579060want to test your blockushin? i run 2 frontrunners and one late gambler so come here test it 60122659
>>540579202what fans, that race is 10-20k fansyou get 20-50k on the next then 50k in arima if you're farming fans
Does UMAland have the wodka statue or is she still alive so it doesn't exist yet
>>540579203late/end maru is pretty kino
>>540578872I don't really buy that you're having a 100% success rate with that
>>540579157>Filled in literally under 20 secondswtf are you making these public or something
>>540579306It takes only 2 anons to fill it up.
>>540578872>btfo by Smart FalconHoly kek
>>540579304Genuinely don't blame you for your skepticism. Just now was first time I wasnt first against a seiun. I really did not think this was a usable baku
What are the odds of failing to get a single 3 star spark parent in over 100 runs of B/B/B/D/Bs?
>>540579347When I tried to join it was full. When I then checked the clock, it was exactly 20 seconds after posting, meaning I tried to join around 17 seconds after posting. (My post was slower because I was on post cooldown). Surely you guys aren't just mashing F5 with uma on the other monitor just to join cm3 rooms.
Okay so hypothetically speaking, what if you were a trainer at a prestigious training center and you let your trainee drink some alcohol. She won a race, so it’s okay. Then, hypothetically, what happens if you woke up naked to your equally naked trainee on your bed? How hypothetically fucked are you?
>>540579207results, my daiwa didn't activate groundwork but from what it seemed blockushin kinda worked still, and that end was kinda kino but i think i got BROCKED?
>>540579359the seiun blocked baku ironically, really threw it outta whack
>>540578915you posted her
>>540579289>she's still alive they just built it for her anyway>get's embarrassed anytime trainer (husband) keeps pointing at it when they go out
>>540579157CM3 lobby77410228
>>540579525That end was pretty kino, I think everybody was basically unblocked somehow for the final stretch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WciRhd0wOkare you guys ready?
>>540579525>Late gods sweep the podium and more>frontkeks???
What determines default racing style when joining room matches? It keeps defaulting some of my late surjers to front G and it's a pain to have to remember to change it every time.
>>540579646always get a bad feeling when enemy umas are on the outside edge, heh
>>540579436Joining cm3 rooms is the perfect break to do when you don't have TP.
>>540579379Napkin math you have 0.06 * 0.8 chance of rolling 3 stars on each of those umas = 0.048 = 4.8% of getting a 3star blue. So chance of that not happening in 100 attempts is a binomial that gives us 0.073 = 0.73%. So about the same chance of pulling a banner SSR in a single pull.Congrats
>>540579669You can fix that by running a story race with the correct style
>>540579656>auto dub
>>540579713Your carats?
Is this decent for cancer cup?
>>540577775If you are gambling might as well gamble on it activating at the right time, it's strong
>>540579656Obey sounds like Maruzensky not gonna lie. Her voice on 0:28 is 100% Maruzensky
>>540579753Why do you have so many greens bro
>>540579436It really depend on how fast or slow you are when picking your team of Umas. If you have to scroll you're too slow
>>540579753That's a winner, if she could run front.
>>540579731Sorry, 0.0073 = 0.73%. Math is right but I missed a zero typing.
>>540578915bourbon
>>540579594>Gigabrocked the entire key portion of the raceA vision of the future.
>>540579594CM3 lobby98715769
>>540579809No other good skills to grab.
>>540579753pace requires a lot of luck to pull off. You basically have to steal first just before angling or a blocku and get a big lead before the LS can gear up
Daiwa Scarlet needs to lose weight
>>540579870SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>540579870>cancelled because 18NO FUN ALLOWED
>>540579753>Firm Conditions...Anon?>>540579825It was already at 9/9 the moment I entered the number..........
>>540579436You can easily host a race yourself tho.
yo put up the lobby im going beast mode
>>540579870i'm retarded and forgot to set the slots to 9, sorry about that36128278
post something cute
>>540579731>>540579841Awesome because I haven't gotten one in two months and I have a Guts hitrate of over 50%.
>>540579948*runs away*
>>540579976>in the process of selecting my umas>full alreadyBros do not have any orange carrots uma other than their aces.
>>540579992
>>540580058>Narita BrianHe said something cute, not a total bitch (seriously what the fuck is her deal?)
>>540579954i'm going to let you and other anons to join the rooms since i already played plenty for today>t. the maruzensky that was front
https://youtu.be/aiwPznISVzo?t=425gold ship irl is so cute
>witletHow bad is this?
What's the story behind Mejiro Dober hating men? Keiba lorebeards?
>>540580106If you can't see Bancho's hidden cuteness, I pity you friend
>>540579921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0sYZLqu_o
HOW DO I GAIN FANS ON SPRINTERS/MILERS
>>540579976>>540579870CM3 lobby16849978
>>540577193You WILL only have Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mindYou WILL be all about the art of BakushinYou WIll bounce back even better than before
>>540580230by getting medium and long sparks
>>540580214>If you can't see Bancho's hidden cuteness>Posts some out of character bullshit from 5 years in the future as evidencehmm
>>540580214cute shadow roll monster
>>540580237>forgot to set it to 18>againah fuck it ill start at 9
>>540580230G3 and G2 exist for a reason
late corners 2nd circle + mile corners 2nd circle or oguri unique?
>>540580295
>>540580348I'm a fan of the corner skills personally.
Bwos... I can't work up the energy to use up my RP anymore when each race takes half a minute of bullshit connecting and unskippable soundbytes
CM3 room let me test my below average umas56126592
891339138653221571957335CM3x3, testing new Air Groove
>>540580453My Oguri Cap has absolutely nothing special about it yet constantly gets 1-3 somehow.
>>540580106she's autistic (like all triple crown winners)
Between Maruzensky, Daiwa and Bakushin which is the better front runner for Cancer cup?
>>540580453>bakushin "block" 7th whole race before dyinglmao
>>540580237CM3 lobby88077213
>>540580684You have 3 slots bwo.
>>540580295Here, current game mr gourmet of kawaii
>>540580347yeah but it aint giving fans
brian is THE cutest uma
>>540580230Play Asahi and Oka Sho, if you can get triple tiara and then mile championship. Easy 100k before end of classic year.
865322156/9891339133/9
>groundwork fails the wit check
Thread is going too fast for anyone to realize that
>>540580857>>540580928>Minute and a half between posts>Thread is going too fast
>>540580723CM3 lobby20711551
the legendary super fat fuck
>>540579992>>540580106
stop testing!I wanna play other game
>>540581007
>>540579992our girls
>This Suzuka won
>>540581098
>>540581072
>>540581167>Falcon inheritCheeky
okay I think this is the biggest whale ive ever seen. theyve SSRd almost every card thats come out
>>540581167Sparkly stardom too strong
>>540581251>Those cards>Still only those statsI am laffing
>>540581251>leviathan whale>witletLmao
>>540581021CM3 lobby51413752seiun got overtaken by pasa on the final corner...
>>540577332>he did it while guts-ingI kneel. My Gorushi was a Gemini reject.
>>540578691Umamusume B
>>540581413>She's a total bitch to everyone for no reason but it's okay because she loves (You)!!!No thanks.
>>540581310CM3 lobby84392065
>>540579097She is roommates with Biko! :D
>>540581509Tell me how your only experience with Brian is with Mayano's campaign without telling me.
Umalator says I can finish Tokyo 1600m with just 500 stamina 300 guts, how accurate is that? Everyone shilled 600 or your uma jogs.
>>540581601Also her first four stories and Biwa's campaign.
is the oguri SSR card any good
>>540581630random mood will kill your rungetting rushed will kill your run550 for end late and 600 for pace front is the safe spot
>my umas keep blocking each other
>>540581630Super secret japanese stat boost when you go 1 over every 300.
All these lobbies are showing me is there's no consistency at all. Front Runners can blow away the competition or get blocked randomly. Late surgers can just not proc and get 6th, or surpass front runners for 1st randomly. Pace Chasers can either die instantly or accelerate past the front runners randomly.Every race is totally different.
>>540581715>>540581718How significant is the 600 stam speed bonus for winning? I know I'm going to hit 300 guts from my test ace runs, but I don't think I can hit 600. 550 is doable.
>>540581630601 stam is a speed boost, 550 is enough for surviving
>>540576139I use application literally called photo editor (has blue icon with a camera and scissors) and it has merge tool that just merges them together vertically or horizontally.
>>540581630You can finish it with even less. The 600 thing is to hit an extra 2.5% speed or be pretty much immune to debuffs and whatnot.
>>540581746LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>540581718This isn't real btw
>no one else brought a front/pace>>540581567CM3 lobby21398587
>>540581746yeah its quite a roller coaster, which is why i hate myself for doing them for over an hour lul
>>540581746Yes. its 30% luck. Just build a strong uma with good skills and you can win. You only need to get to Finals A, then its just luck to get first.
>>540580230Just hit 320k with Taiki Shuttle EZ, run every G1 Mile/Sprint. She jobbed one, Takamatsunomiya Kinen is the only race she got 2nd in...although Shuttle gets an extra 3+ G1 races (Dirt Mile/Sprint) compared to e.g. Bakushin.WHICH miler? Vodka can run (and easily win) mediums. Both Vodka and Air Groove can snort Long sparks and run those too. Maruzensky can run literally everything.
>>540581852My pronouns are trainer/torena
>>540581940>WHICH miler? Vodka can run (and easily win) mediums. Both Vodka and Air Groove can snort Long sparks and run those too. Maruzensky can run literally everything.Literally nobody is referring to vodka/groove/hag when they say "sprinter/miler".
CM336149564
>>540581852What the FUCK did you just call me?
>>540581837CM3 lobby61942633
>>540581760Play Store link pls?
>There's more and more late gamblers everyday>My umas have mid-race skills, meaning they get into 3-6th spot too quickly and can't proc any accels properlyGRIM
>>540581587Yes it is.
>>540582040>ignoring the part where I explained how I just got 320k with ShuttleCurren is the only cunt where it's fucking awful to farm fans unless you juice her up with Mile sparks
>>540582131>>540581837>>540581567>>540581310>>540581021>>540580723>>540580237>>540579870>>540579594>>540579157Anon is not ok.
85617125cm3
>>540582043>Taishin gets blocked by a single uma ahead of her againI'm sure she's just coded differently. Some cygames dev did so he can laugh.
>>540582232Yes, the one current sprinter/miler who also does mud wrestling, as you already said. Now come back and do it with curren/bakushin.
>>540581760Damn, I'm doing it all the old-fashioned way, by creating an enormous blank in paint.net, copypasting separate images in and then pixel welding them together into one image which a later cut out and save as a separate final product...
>>540582302Cute hachimi.
>>540582131CM3 lobby38517085
THIS time it'll work, surely.
>>540582383
>>540582406My wife and my wife's wife
You gotta beFUCKING KIDDING ME
>>540582235What's wrong with CM3 lobbies?
>>540582383I just do magick convert +append file1.jpg file2.jpg file3.jpg output.jpgworks on microshaft bangblows too if you install it
>>540582137https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.iudesk.android.photo.editor
>>540582547
>>540582383>paint.netnigga just download GIMP holy fuckpaint.net is complete ass
>>540582553Its like a form of torture and you don't even get anything for it. Its not going to help your CM runs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>540582534>gambling your run that late
>>540582348>implying Taiki Shuttle running 3 dirt miles helped her fan countIt actually hurts it, retard. She would've been better off running an extra turf mile.>Now come back and do it with curren/bakushin.K
>medium ura finale>forgot to press staminait's umaover beyond belief
Daiwa Scarlet has the sexiest body
>>540582383https://merge.imageonline.co/even a dog could do it
>>540582667No, you do, Vodka.
>>540582667I prefer her dad
>>540582667>Fat bitch is sexy?
>>540582441CM3 lobby78132166
N
>Practice PerfectThis is useless, right?
>>540578872Cards please
>>540582667True
>>540582849NICE NEKO
>>540582667She is number one
>>540582609There's some interesting runs here and there, and I want to see how my aces might fare in the real CM. I'm already prepping for CM4 anyway
>>540582862No? You save energy while training.
>>540582573Thanks anon.>>540582557I'm about to see if I can use ImageMagick on Android in Termux kek>>540582678Ooh.
>>540582862I always gamble for the Practice Perfect when failing training.
>>540582892I want to touch her fang
>>540582892Digitan sex.
>>540582862It's just an extra 2% (or was it 3%) buffer on failure chance. Yes, it's pretty much useless.>>540582918No.
>>540582863May try other wits than NN and kiseki, also might try vodka instead of falco borrow (kinda really want FR savvy tho, which ironically got from spark and not falco this run)
>>540582862Mostly, yes.
>>540582959
>>540582780CM3 lobby86569989
>>540583023What is this brat doing?
>>540582667Why is she so big
>>540583138>Pace Condor that's not even using Kitasan beats /uma/
>>540583138>triple late startWhatever man I'm going to sleep
What causes this behavior?
>>540583138last CM3 lobby for now52755679
Should I keep cooking?
McQueen is so beautiful. I love my wife.
>>540583423Looks like pace is the actual meta. Seen very few actual front wins.
>>540583358It's an epidemic of Teio facehugging
>>540583562How terrible...
>>540583473>make your wife cryarrest this toreina
>>540583423thanks for joiningsekai saikyo wa
>>540583569>>540583375>>540583256>>540582776Daiwa looks like she's got a smelly ass
>>540583521a very strong falco/seiun with midleg skills shits on my pasa, but if they don't have corner skills to make distance then they're bound to be overtaken before or shortly after the spurt if pasa is at 2
>>540582547Okay game, apology accepted
>>540583068So the "only press power and wit" wasn't a gaslight and I'm the retard for using speed cards
>>540583473Sex with McQueen...
I always take Practice perfect from Kitasan's event given my mood is great
>>540583598Just tears of joy
horny hours?
Post forbidden images
please do not post trainer cocks
>>540583879McQueen would be a good mother
fat ojisan trainer
>>540584076
>>540584118I mean...
Nishino deflowerCum shower Mayano top cun
>>540583831Sweaty armpit>>540583902Sweaty feet
I would prefer it, if Teio doesnt rub her umanko stink all over my head
WHEN WILL I GET MY OWN 9* POWER
>>540584318You don't have much of a choice anon
>>540584380Truth to be told, I am just baiting for more Teio images
>>540584280
>>540584318She has good hygiene and takes care of herself down there
>8* groundwork from parents I grinded>doing run for my ace>gold inspiration>everything BUT the groundworkI can't anymore with front runner ace training
>>540583652do front aces actually show up for these rooms?
>>540584484my cm team
Need a 200cm jacked brown uma in my life
Daiwa Scarlet
>>540584579i run 2 fronts 1 late and i show on these rooms but its rare for me to join these hours
fatwa fatlet
>>540584579there were a few frontless rooms but there are front aces yes
Menu > Give Up
>>540584830
>>540584872Bro... You can still make fans for your club members...
>raising a Grass Wonder Late ace>randomly get Groundwork off of sparks>fuck it, it's cheap, may as well buy for potential parenting>end up 10 points shy of both It's On and Prof of CurvatureWhoops
not all heroes wear capes
I've been trying to brute force a nature ace but hitting the stat reqs seems damn near impossible. This is the best I could do from a near perfect run. Forced to grab recovery skills at the end of the career.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Red Teio's career is literally the same as regular Teio's wtf I thought I'd get something differentThis ""alt"" is literally just a cosmetic skinWhy do people pay for thisWhat's the point of "alts"
>Spica spam
I don't like Tokai Teio.
>>540584989Does her all-seeing eyes kill any late surgers with 601 stam? Building an ace nature too, debating whether I should invest on eyes (plus possibly late surver savvy) or just take hesitant alone.
>>540585058can you really call her your aiba if you don't have all of her versions
There's no point to fat tits on a whorse
>>540585058Worst part is that she only jobs in that outfit in the anime. Was so disappointed because I watched the anime after I got it.
>>540585058song gets played whenever she uses the unique. its really nice.
We love Teio here at /uma/
>>540584624teio can only wear blue striped in my mind
DotoHasJustpassedawayfuckthisgayearthhahajustkidding!
>>540585141I just grabbed it out of habit. In retrospect, that could have been a professor of curvature.
spechan skill animation but instead of putting on her signature outfit she turns naked
>>540584943prof is meh so you should only take if flush
>>540585058her cape has animated fire and you hear the anime opening on ult proc
>>540585345
>>540584714made for facesitting
>>540585551
>>540585498I don't get it
I want to go past the trainer and trainee relationship...
>>540585608Seeing Creek happy makes Oguri happy
>>540585796Marriage is always an option
What the fuck is this piece of shit?
I don't like Oguri's and Creek maestro event, the way she rubs her belly, gives me bad thoughts.
>>540585924Gutschad.
>>540583473Why are all uma love animations so rough
>>540585924Oguri Guts as in Cap
wtf is a wanker soba
>>540586049The fuck did this bitch call me?
>>540585987It should give you happy thoughts
>>540585778>>540585919
>>540585778what kinda monster would treat cap this way?
>>540575119
>you don't need Practice Perfect bwo it's just 2% bwo>...i-is that Practice Poor????? with 2% more chance to fail????? AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME INFIRMARY
>>540585924Looks like a winner to me.
God I wish Umas were real.
>>540586351What the...
I am going to RAPE Daiwa Scarlet
Oguri is banned from all local buffets and any buffet within a three-town vicinity.
>>540586538Who's gonna stop her?
>>540585924already prepping for the Guts meta
>>540586015People tend to pay more for Overwatch/Marvel Rivals/DoA porn so those get animated by people with talent more
>image limit>750 postswe're doomed
I give Oguri my sperm for dinner
B((=))===========D~~~~ Me cumming balls deep inside of Teio's umanko
how powerful will the guts buff be?can i just mindlessly click guts and get INFINITE power and speed?
Teio is busy with McQueen
>impregnate oguri>she reabsorbs the baby back into her body because her hunger is higher priority
>>540586324kek i remember when people were shit talking the 2% from fine mo
Does the Oguri eating a lot shtick came from 'oo-kuu' (eating a lot)?
>impregnate oguri>she falls pregnant with quadruplets because it'll allow her greater access to more food
>>540586351>sample
>>540586832No. The real life Oguri ate a lot.
>>540586832Oguri Cap was known to eat even the bedding hay in his stable. He was always hungry
i can't believe the BAKUSHIN dynasty is one of the most prolific in japan....
>>540586718L-lewd...
>>540586324Is it bad that I ignore practice poor? It really feels inconsequential compared to fatfuck, migraine and night owl
Make the new bread slave, or I make a new one without updating thread number.Don't test me. You have 5 mins.
>>540586945I even try ignoring fatfuck because it can heal itself in a few turns.
>>540586945samewhen the 2% gets me I make a post on /uma/ calling out cyjoos for rigging the rates
Baking a bread now. No one else bake, okay?
>>540586910Without Bakushin, there would be no Kitasan. Without Kitasan, there would be no Kitasan support card.
>>540586945No. But you may one day feel the pain of failing a good 3+ rainbow because of the flat 2% failure rate from a Practice Poor you got and ignored 8 turns ago. May you not feel this pain
Practice Poor should increase the failure rate after every turn ignored.
>>5405869452% is applied after energy calculationthis means every training has a chance to fuck you overhow likely do you think you will get 3* in 40-50 rolls?
Alright I warned you faggots. Now you have to deal with a boy for OP.>>540587270>>540587270>>540587270
Practice Poor should mean you practice outside in a park with dilapidated equipment
>>540587151The moment the percentage leaves 0%, it's all 50/50That 1%? 50/50That 99%? 50/50Go all inNothing ever happens
>>540587238based satan.. it should also increase the failure chance of healing it per turn
getting injured after practice poor should give your horse a permanent injury
>>540587283I told you I'm baking one already.
