Previous: >>540587270>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
good morning uma
4 days until Fuji Kiseki!
thanks tazuna
Fuku suki.
>>540612041Then why is she raising 5 fingers?
Given my constant failures with this deck, should I just put 5 speed, 1 stam and full stamina parents? (This is for medium distance)I want to try and reach 1200 - 900 - 700 or so
so comfy
>>540612107Insurance in case her banner actually drops on the 2nd.
Digitan LOVE
Rolling for who i do a career with1 Teio2 Vodka3 Scarlet4 Mcqueen5 Airgroove Debuffer for CM6 Meg Ryan Gigaparent run7 Halo8 Matikanefukukitarudesu9 Mayano Dirt Sparks0 Emperordubs = I will accept a challengecaptcha: 8RGSM
https://files.catbox.moe/28n2fg.mp4
43915554
SummerUMMER
Am I ready to move on to leo cup prep?
>>540612717how is she a peak ace when she has dogshit affinity with everyone
>>540612725does your taishin ever actually win?
>>540612250cute af
>>540612786Last 5 room matches I did she won 4. It's my Curran who never actually seems to win.
>>540612725show decks
>>540612471nishishi
>>540612867
>
>>540612943that's rape
>>540612706umadacchi doko
>>540613068I dont wanna
>>540612925
>>5406128673 colour hair looks kind strange on a normal girl
>>540613282ONEGAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMfccevThchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMfccevThchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMfccevThc
official 4chan umas>nice nature (defeatist cynic)>matikanefukukitaru (retarded)>narita taishin (angry manlet)>special week (racist)official reddit umas>anges tachyon>your favorite
>>540612867>>540612943gosling.webp
>>540612706>Try to join a room>Fills up in seconds before I can choose my uma>Host a room>Nobody joinsWhy don't you tell me how you really feel, /uma/...
>roll a seiun sky that has 2* front runner, 2* unique, 2* playtimes over, 1* tail held high and 3* groundwork>also has 6* mile and another 3* groundwork from parents>1* wit throws it all in the binMan
>>540612867>karasu
overshot on stam and couldn't get hints from helios
>>540613424Fine! Just for once
https://poal.me/h3dbzchttps://poal.me/h3dbzchttps://poal.me/h3dbzchttps://poal.me/h3dbzc
I have to wait so long for my gf…
>>540613659you baited me into opening the game for this you smarmy fuck
>>540613771
lol mogged
>>540613857See >>540613853 I am in the same boat. At least you got your lobby
>>540613791add option for none
There's too much Matikanefukukitaru in this thread!
Yeah I don't think I can do better than this f2p bros
Do NOT have sex with your trainees, they will cry!
how can cygames fix this problematic meta before it kills the game?
we're so back
>>540613853>>540613938Gomenasai... you had over 13 minutes...
>>540614005she can't win in the bed race
>>540614031*brocks you*
>Air Groove is friends with Suzuka>affinity is shitI should've checked...
>>540614031>wowee a 0 score reddit post id better screenshot this to show to my friends on four channel dot org!
>>540613981orange hours
Top 3 most hated umas? For me it's:>Gold Shit>Marushitsky>Taiki Shittle
>>540614031>meta balance is horrible in a gacha
CunnyInc. has 1 spotA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>540613993post deck
>>540614128thats exactly what i was thinking when i posted this
>>540613791Can't believe the thread is actually alive and it's not just 5 schizos shitposting.
>>540614005But stamina training
>>540614343it's getting posted in every gacha thread
>>540614067Only after you asked for more to join. I didnt even want to in the first place!
>>540614005She's crying because you put it in the wrong hole again!!!
I DID IT IM IN RETENTION
>>540614176>Kitasan>Teio>Spe
>>540612874nice. my taishin can't win shit
>>540612706>>540614396But I wanted to race with you. I still do. Maybe next time...
>>540614396Now host 3 more rooms, or I'm going to cry
>>540614301Uhhhh..... No, thanks.
>"bvos will my umas make it for cee emm"brick>"guys hwo do i improve my umadacchis"nice TT horse bwo>"hmmmmmmm is my le 3 A+ ranking umas good enough for this CM mmmmmm should i move on to leo cup lol"glue>"is this serviceable???"nyoppers see you in B league bwi
be nice
74214680
would you sniff grass wonder's ass?
>>540614686>a bit too daringheh
reminder that with hard work and dedication you can make even an off meta uma into a champion
Damn so close to being good.
>>540614892Pickles are fucking great you ungrateful bitch. Now shut up and eat.
>>540614884but the people here told me he's a fraud who plays meta and doesn't have a 90% winrate.
>2 turns before summer 2 , no energy left>rest,30 energy recover, gets night owl, fuck it i'll solve after summer>rest again, gets slacker>summer starts>dont show up to train a single fucking turn and moods goes to awfulWhy does this game hates me?
>>540614884Doesn't JP has some real pvp mode now? With ratings and limited rewards?
Tracen Academy's true purpose is a place for young umas to hook up with their trainers and nab a hubby
>>540615096>didnt click infirmary after getting night owlyour fault
Which uma would have inverted nipples?
i only have 4 A+ umas...technically curren doesn't count because it is piss easy to max speed and wit on her
>>540615247>>540615258I'm pretty sure Tazuna would not say this.
>>540615258DotoEishin FlashBrianSatono DiamondTaiki ShuttleMaruzensky
>>540615247>>540615258She of all people would know this.
>>540614727The End meta...
>>540615294How does Suzuka come back from this
Pokke I put it in
>>540615719Easily since she is superior.
>>540615719
FUCK Teio
>>540615568>MediumEnd is meta>LongEnd is meta>MileEnd still metaThere is now way End is still meta for the next sprint CM right?
Cygames refused to give me MLB Kitasan, Creek, Taishin for CM2 and Seiun for CM3 because they knew I would shit on everyone if I had my hands on them
>you will never be so dedicated to your oshi to spontaneously cry when you win CM triple tiara>you will never have hundreds of people cheering you on as you play umamusume
>>540616015sis...
>>540615951No thanks, Teio. I have a headache today.
>>540615935I would act like that on purpose just to tease my trainee.
>>540615921>>540615294Pathetic...
I give up. I just can't get a good run no matter what I fucking do. CM3 fucking sucks.
Fuck why I wasted my time building frontrunnersFUCK FUCK
>>540615294imagine the naizuri and paizuri at the same time
>>540616015arguably even easier because you don't even need spurt for CM4
I never saw pump some iron actually work
>>540616102He did thousands of runs and it paid off so good on him.
this is cafe?
>>540616158Yeah, imagine being a chestlet in the year 2025.
>>540613848Once she's out, I'm pulling for sure.A couple of years ago she won me the lvl3 dirt race in the Masters Challenge in a photo finish after every other dirt uma had failed. She's a good hons.
>>540616415heres an iron that you can work on*unzips umapants*
>this works>that worksWouldn't have happened if you thought for yourself
>>540614905Wait is the welfare ticket card good?
>>540615294possibly the most brutal titmogging of all time
>>540616459Chestlets should just hand their trainers to the real umas
>>540616461I can't wait to roll more dirt racers
You just had to make it Guts you little faggot.
How much must the fat old Chinese billionaire horse owner pay you to be the stud to one of your Umas?
>>540616630It gets better.
Got a decent parent, stats aren't insane but you guys might get a kick out of itSeiun Sky with 1* Wit 5* Stamina2* Front Runner 6* Mile2* Angling, 2* Victoria6* Groundwork, 2* Playtimes Over, 1* Tail Held High3* URA Finale425075253826
>>540616415it works but it actually backfires a lot. it gives you just enough accel to overtake into 5th but now you can't proc On Your Left or Furious Feat
>>540615297I too only have 4 and one of them is a useless gutsmaxxxed scarlet. Such is the life of nonwhale decks.
>>540614905Better than what I had. My second best power card is LB0 Vodka that has 0 bonus power. This one is pretty good honestly and while the skill costs 30 energy to get it's a Spurt Velocity skill so it's useful. Especially for Hishiama who needs less acceleration because her late race top speed is higher than normal.
>>540616102desu charles is the only "jp veteran" that actually autistically grinds on JP and has a 90% WR there while playing off meta.
>>540616691>He's still farming groundworkOhhhh no
>>540615719she doesn't
Is compatibility rating important at all when picking parents? It didn't seem to change anything even when I got double O. I still don't get shit
>>540616691Guts Spark is legitimately okay for this CM, means you can ignore the stat entirely instead of wasting 2-3 trainings on it.
>>540616648It's for the best honestly.
>>540616651Now thats a lucky view!
my cm4 team
You guys are fucking retarded.
either getting groundwork without the greens, or the greens without groundwork... this is cancerous, time to say fuck it and just run vodka, grass and taishin
>>540616102>>540616781Link me to this guy. Does he have tutorial vids or just streams?
>>540617016Please stop calling Bakashin that and our sex life is none of your business.
can anyone post that eminem throwing guts pic?
We love flat hard chests here
>>540616895You have a chance to proc more stuff. Just a chance, nothing better is guaranteed. It is relatively easy to hit if your parents won a ton of G1s so you might as well shoot for it.
>>540616895yeah but has diminishing returns especially in current global. increases with no known limit. like you can breed a good legacy and hit a spark about half the time. double circle just mean the min of affinity value of 151 has been reached.
was cm5 dirt cm?
>>540616720i want taiki to smoosh me with her ample bosom
>>540616162I have similar problem with speed cards, 4 speed 1 wit 1 stam works better than power cards. I tried 5 speed but seems no better. 2 stam 4 speed might be good.
>>540611794I wont fall for Matikane propaganda!
>>540617117>We
>>540617117Teio is not that flat
The next character posted is my wife make it a good one please.
>>540617303
We love yuri here.
If Matikane wasn't ugly as fuck she'd be a good wife.
>>540617117We do?
>>540617343>>540617384Lucky you!
>>540617260Do others casually call her Taiki or Shuttle? I never noticed, I don't have her
>>540617384Fuck you.
>>540617117based
Body blocking is such a stupid mechanic holy fucking shit. It just makes my blood boil seeing my uma icon on top just gets fucking dragged to the back but shitters. Will it ever get fixed or rework in JP?
Chestlets get their trainers stolen from them
>>540617641Choco wife
https://poal.me/asade3https://poal.me/asade3https://poal.me/asade3
Will Tracen Academy ever address the growing number of Trainer rape accusations?
flat is justice
>>540617076https://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontier/videos
>This is what the average /uma/-ojisan considers attactive
>>540617986ok thanks, is his advice considered better than Witgod?
>>540617962>>540617824>>540617768
>>540617824All tits are good tits. From flat to cowtits, I don't care. They all have their own charm.
>>540618038lollmao even
Slow fucking metabolism.
>>540615568>thought my golshi was strong>see thisno matter how hard i train, /uma/ anons stay ahead of me... why do my legs feel so heavy? why am i so slow? im always looking at your back...
>>540617962>Tracen doing something
>>540618038Why are you trusting some random jewtuber when you could be coming to your /uma/bwos for advice instead?
>>540618181>gold recoverylol
>my golshi won't get hit by debuffs in CM4 as an end closerENTER
>>540616102Does the "triple tiara" thing mean he won the CMs based on Oka Sho, Yushun Himba and Shuka Sho or is he making shit up again?
>>540618247I NEEDED IT TO FINISH THE CAREER SINCE I WAS SANDBAGGING HER STAMINA SO HARD ANON YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
>>540618247yeah haha please don't bring any recovery skills and skimp on stamina as much as possible this CM, nobody will bring any debuffers haha
>>540612119Why are you trying to train King for Mediums?
>>540618406this is why both my aces have 700+ stam, you ain't getting me
>>540618302yeah oka sho, japanese oaks, and shuka sho all with vivlos
>>540618059>>540617962>>540617824Dia wouldn't act like this.
>>540618181>missing 6 guts
>>540618102Tamamo eroticSuper Creek eroticOguri is well...
>>540618573great mood will push it beyond 301 you seeall calculated
>>540618181>im always looking at your back...Makes me want a drawing of Golshi in Archer's pose.
>>540618430Horse milk
>>540618672I actually want to kill you right now
>>540618181If you took the extra time you spent training wit and hit power a bit more and guts once more and chose better skills, your golshi would be better.
>>540618487ok that's actually quite sovlful, good for him.
>>540618868>if you just did everything different you would have a better resultth-thanks anon... also what's wrong with my skills?
>>540618781Bwo??
>>540619016>>540618247
>>540619059Pinks are cute
>>540619016If your problem is stat allocation, that means you can fix it by changing what you do. If your problem is simply stats too low you're fucked unless you get luckier.
13362849cm3
>>540618781
>>540616102if this is his reaction to winning i feel like he might have actually killed himself on stream if he lost
>>540619059>bwoyou deserve it
>>540617207CM5 is turf 1600m again
this card is op
>3 garbage borrow sparksSoon I'll reach enlightenment and not care about this bullshit
>>540619441awo? bwo? cwo? dwo? ewo? fwo? gwo? hwo? iwo? jwo? kwo? lwo? mwo? nwo? owo? pwo? qwo? rwo? swo? two? uwo? vwo? wwo? xwo? ywo? zwo?
Here I come King Halo.Do you have enough Stamina in stock?
>>540619425Dober sex in the umapyoi room...
>>540619441No bullying.
>let's go ace run>5 turns later>sleep deprived + night owlInto the garbage it goes
>>540619425Having sex with women that you is the best
>>540619410bwos fill up my lobby
Eat gyaru uma ass and pussy
You guys are seriously fucking retarded.
>>540619876
fine i will host a CM roombut i will let it start on its own in 24 hours
Suzuka the seed thief
you make me laugh sometimes /uma/
>>540619410>all my umas were brocked
>>540619657Thats a really cute Creek
Things I hate:- Teio- My /uma/tachi
>>540619993
i love wit training!!!
>>540620076Yes, extremely.
Come beat my CM3 umas!292795722927957229279572
>>540620345>random moodnyo...
>>540619485I use her SSR and it's like maybe 1 out of 10 runs. But at least it's usually early for some reason, maybe it's programmed this way.
>>540620530Better than this at least
>>540620585Come on man.
CM rooms up742211533555006569543209
>>540619657>>540620328Tama looks like a loser
>>540614892>Oof, swing and a miss>I said no pickles>You give me a burger with nothing but pickles>How did you mess up this bad?>No, seriously>How did you miss the mark this badly?>I must be dreaming or something>I would ask for your manager but in this case I may need to call an ambulance or your parents
>>540620585what debuffer niggas do for a win
>>540620828Funniest thing is that he probably still won't win
I'm seeing a number of rooms where the only fronts are blockers, and everyone else is running lates/ends
When do these time specific lines show up? I'm usually logged in and I haven't seen this one yet.
>>540620707You lost because you were in a bad mood.
>>540620828>>540620987Yeah I won the room
>>540621003you can check that in the archive
I won the race, but lost the war...
*host a room**lock out all A+ umas*
5 days until fuji
when is transcend
>>540621098the npc jail...
>>540620345Our winners. Thank you for playing.Both of my fronts failed the wit check for focus and Curren didn't ult because she got to far forward too early
hanshin racecourse is my favorite racecourse!
>spechud sounds like a horse that would do well in CM3 why is nobody playing her>play her career>remember I hate spechudso that's why
>>54062148722 months.
Its tough being Orange.
Special Week is my favorite racist She is very fastI love when Special Week wins racesSpecial Week is the best racist ever
My unoptimized umas from my TT teams are doing significantly better than my min/maxed finely tuned for CM3 umas. Screw this.
>>540621003Smart Falcon always talks about food
>>540621721
hi yesit is memr hanshin takarazuka
Special Week is for shit taste faggots.
Once more but with great mood this time.233673042336730423367304
imagine
>>540621727the mere existence of Doto is a crime
>>540622082Do this with an Uma that has ear covers.
>>540620743I think this was the room. Blockshin wouldn't fit on the canvas.
>>540622215sliding your finger under neicha's ear covers
>gives you Gourmand
Atsui
>>540621586Verxina might as well give her imoutos to Donna.
>>540617982Imagine the naizuri..
Thoughts?
Spe-chan needs to learn her place.
>>540622323how does that help my front running training
are there any vampire umas
Is there such a thing as a trainee that's too dangerous for you to train?
>>540622590
I'm training a Mile Golshi because my Suzuka ace has everything but groundwork, and that's just not happening. Which is better: Narita Taishin's inherited Encroaching Shadow or Straightaway Spurt? Or are they equal? Trying to get SS from Hishiama is pain, and trying to get it on inspiration is also pain because I need to use my 5* Mile Suzuka to guarantee A Mile for Golshi.
>>540622447?
>>540622523I love Natie so much.
>>540622282Under neicha’s ear covers and rubbing the sides of her ears while teasing the fluff in the canal
>>540622282h-hot
>>540622729Option 3: back to the spurt/mile parent mines.
>>540622720That's a succubus.This is a vampire.
>>540622523can't wait to train and use her for CM4 again
>>540622471I will, in 3 years...
TAKE A BATH, STINKY >t.worked with horses before and their smell mixed with leather when they're sweaty is unreal goddamnit erection not now
>>540622886Why though? Isn't the CM1 Nature good enough?
>>540622590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MM3zxyMJAs
>>540616102REDEEMED?
>>540622949I volunteer to give her a tongue bath
>>540616102>The best thing in your life is a gacha gameGrim.
>>540622729You can't inherit encroaching shadow, it's a gold skill
>>540622959i need to redo it in her new spiffy outfit
>>540622831>do another hundred runs just to get a parent>as f2p>cm is in less than two weeks No
>>540622590there is only one
CM3 status?
>>540623121I don't see the problem? That's a week to build your parents, then a week to train your aces.
>perfect vodka run>mile S, all skills i could ever want, insane stat line>just need like 150 speed 9 turns before the end>get hungry event>pick bottom option>metabolism>ok who cares, great mood and still plenty of turns to go>infirmary>fail>70 speed training gone>infirmary>fail>60 speed training gone>infirmary>remaining turns have zero speed rainbowsNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FUCKING NIGGERGIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO QUIT THIS RIGGED GARBAGE RIGHT NOW
>>540623274your club fans?your sparks?your event progress?
>>540623274why did you gamble with the hungry event
>>540623091fuck me I'm retarded. FUCCCCCCKKKKKKthanks anon, you saved my dumb ass from wasting a borrow. May you get a whole herd of fillies
Why would you bully Spe when she gave birth to these two absolute cuties?
>>540623380its 90% chance to hit and with great mood its like 90% to heal
>>540623435My mom gave birth to a blessing upon the world (me) but that doesn't mean I like her.
>>540623274Take a step back and consider if popping a blood vessel over a Japanese horse racing game is something you want for yourself.
>>5406232363-4 runs/day is 28 parent runs and 28 ace runs. I'm f2p sadly so that's my limit.
>>540623274Quit right now! Save your soul!
>>540623563Bwo even if you're f2p you can spare a few 10carats, you even get them winning G1s.
Pathetic
>>540622225>firm condition>2 gold recsyou just used your cm1 ace didn't you
I'm tiredshi but in the gymshi
>>540623274calm down kitten, Vodka is very easy to hit 1200 Speed and Power with
>>540623683>you even get them winning G1s.I've been playing since mid-July, the only G1 gibs left are the dirt races I haven't done because my only dirt uma is Haru and when I've been doing Pasa runs it was for training her for TT
Golshi is Sexshi
can i build her as a hybrid for CM4 like wedding mayano?meaning no other debuff skills but her innate onesor is she hopeless as a late surger
>>540623906I meant as a random reward. Man you're talking about a 28 run/week limit, a single pull is 15 extra runs.
I want to kiss King Halo's legs, just her legs specifically.
>>540622859I have spilled gallons of sperm to this succupire
>>540623435Because it's fun making chocolate pudding at 4am.
Hopeless status is hopeful
>>540623931Slopshi hipshis
>>540623931why is she showing me her tummy? Does she think I want to lick it or something? What's wrong with her?
kekname the sparks
>>540624052it's trainer's privilege to see her trainee sweating like a fountain in a private room
Trad wife Kitisan
>>5406243141 wit
>>540624314holy fucking BALANCED CHAD
>>540624240>What's wrong with herWhere do you want us to start?
>>540624052me but the small of her back
>>540623935I'm going to build her as an ace and slap whatever debuff I can with spare skill points but I'm almost considering making her an end closer to try to avoid the other debuffers, because only having access to 1 gold recovery seems very rough.
>>540624240Do you not? What is wrong with you
>No problem doing Seiun Sky parent runs>Suddenly I keep losing Tenno Sho SpringI don't fucking get it.I really don't. I am using the same parents. The same deck. But somehow my career keeps dying there.
>>540623935that would mean slotting guts grass in your deck (agemasen) and that is kinda uuuuhhhhhhh
>>540624396HAHAHAHA
>>540624605Nice, congrats!
>>540624521are you dying with 600 stam/250 guts? I lost the career there yesterday with Golshi, turns out 450 stam isn't enough for Tenno Sho, nevermind that the winning uma had 400.....
>>540624396Cute uma don't need wit.
>>540623089what is the best thing in your life?
>>540624605bruh. I struggle to make a single 9* parent, last night having done some 1200 speed runs to get a speed parent, while you shit it out with luck and 635 speed.
>>540624605the 3* speed is nice, but did you just get horribly unlucky with whites or were you purely focused on stat sparks? Because if the latter, you won pretty bigly
>>540624605>he wasted all his luck on a whitelet
>>540624314>that fan countdoesn't matter what she rolled because her affinity is ass anyway
>>540624605bwo your whites...
and another one
>>540616102>anons before: he's a fraud he doesn't even play JP!!!!>anons now: uhhhhh actually hes a tryhard wasting his life on stupid gacha games!!!!charlesGAWDS rise up
>It's another norainbowrunI love being sub-600s in senior year.
>>540624913It's a point grind run anyway with 5 guts cards+1 goldship card, it's just funny I reach those stats
>>540624314>>540624605based
>>540624692Everyone gets exhausted if they don't meet requirements so it's the matter of getting in front before it happens and then they all will jog to the finish in order estabilished. If your uma has enough she'll distance everyone else usually.
>>540623802I'm >>540621754. I am officially checking out now for this CM.
Huh? You do WHAT to dogs?
>>540625181why don't you be the sub-600s to my dom-600s*unzips umapants*
Dream team
>>540616102he cried for like 20 minutes straight btw. actual sovl
>>540625254I pet them. What else would I do?
>>540625279Wh-where are you taking me, onii-chan?
>>540625254Luv me inu and neko musumes
>>540624819The most efficient way to do spark farming is:>train uma with widest compatibility net you can find while also having lots of G1's in career>like Golshi Fuku Teio etc>Get B rank in speed stam power >run every G1 you can and buy all the skills you can>3% chance of 3* blue spark in spd/stam/pwrYou can try and get 1100 in a particular stat, but that only doubles the chances of stat in the second round, probably not worth the effort. Using this method you will likely get a 3* blue every 35-40 runs. Once every two to three weeks, give or take.
>>540624819May I present you this which I was handed to me 2 months ago?
Would Rice Shower eat my ass if I asked her to?
Does anyone have the webm of Almond Eye waving the fan around
>>540616102Why would you be so emotional over something you supposedly win 90% of the time?
>There are anons here younger than Doto
>>540625254take them for a walk
STOP sexualizing my imouto Laisu
>>540625640finals matter a lot more bwo...
Our club leader has been awol for 2 weeks that the club leadership got handed to me (randomly?)What do
>>540625736don't go awol for 2 weeks
>>540625736Hand it to someone else and abandon the club after gettting your rewards.
>crying over a gambling gameYikes. There's being happy, cheering, and feeling the moment and then there's just cringe.
>>540625736Execute a few random members to strike fear into the rest of them.
>>540625736New weekly quota.
>>540618038I don't know how his advice is considered, but his CM2 video was very helpful. Straight to the point, no bs, everything accurate. Got me my first CM gold, felt pretty good as f2p. Watch his stuff and see what you think.
For me, it's Narita Top Road!
>>540625965>CM goldso you got 2nd place? that's not good advice desu
>get INCREDIBLE luck with hints for 95% of the skills I need and speed super trainings>no training fails>gold inspiration>get offered summer runner and Tokyo race course by blessed RNG>manage to reach stamina quota and good power/wit while speed maxing>none of it matters because the 5% of the hints I needed but didn’t get was Groundwork (also failed to hit 1200 speed due to 2 night owl events that immediately caused a second mood drop)Why does it have to be this way? Was it deliberate design that all the cards that provide groundwork have a gorillion other skills that block it from getting hinted?! I never had this much trouble for hints preparing for other CMs. Hell, I even have Groundwork in inherritence but it almost never procs anyways. This is just miserable. Literally everything has to go right and absolutely nothing can go wrong. Layers of rng upon rng upon rng makes getting a viable Uma rarer than a friggen shiny Pokémon. I want out of this forsaken grind, but the doors are barred shut!
time to check my b bracket finals...
>>540625736Kick everyone 1 day before reset
>>540618606>Oguri is well...austistic. That's the word you're looking for
Taishin does nothing, but guts training
>>540619425am I just mindlessly thinking with my cock again, or is Mejiro Dober specifically designed with the hatesex fetish in mind? basically what >>540619760said
>>540618038witgod is at least capable of condensing information and presenting important parts properly.
Bakushin is an even bigger retard than the likes of Oguri
>>540626529Yeah, but you're an ever bigger retard than her.
>9 runs in a row without groundwork from inheritance or hintsI'm getting close to crying
>>540626595You know what to do now.
>>540626595Take the gambler pill
>>540619657No, that's the BRIGHTEST HEART room.https://youtu.be/YExL2ilCMLs
>>540626583Minor spelling mistake…
>>540626683front looks even more gambling
>>540626049I guess the better question is: Is Groundwork really this end all be all “get this or you WILL lose skill”? Because if not, I will pitch it in a heartbeat. I’ve grown tired of the “get groundwork but not enough early skills” or “get all of the early skills but no groundwork” nonsense.
of course i get slacker on my fast learner run...
>>540626037Gold in group B, to be specificMy Golshi wasn't bad, but she was A+/S+/A and didn't have Spurt or Long S. I'm f2p with a mediocre deck, I could probably do better now that I have mlb cafe and 3lb yaeno.
>>540625623Anyone…
>>540625623>>540626942
HELLO? Winning Ticket?! My 'On Your Left!' event???
>>540621754TT is the real pvp mode, CM is participation awards galore, everyone gets a medal.
>>540625640this was the final win he needed for triple tiara CM finals wins with vivlos. she's not a meta uma and losing this would basically mean 6 months of buildup for nothing. he did over a thousand runs for this CM specifically.
>>540627239>using guts cardsngmi desu
>>540626805welcome to the web of lies. I'm f2p and pic related is my best Susie. >no groundwork>no turf S >limited mid-race skills>bad wit Groundwork does an amazing job at catapulting your uma into first place. I'd say it's an important part of winning. But I don't think it's a guaranteed loss if you don't get it, particularly if you have high wit and high power.
>>540627114I love this horse.
>>540627114She's so cute. Top tier design.
>>540627223US rank sexo...
oh looks like i won cm
I poke that womb daily btw
>>540627239>>540627280It's as easy as that.
>>540627296>stamina card instead of power cardwhat did he mean by this
>>540627406>metadoesn't count
>>540627406>Still no you didn't.
>>540626805Yes because if your front doesn't take the lead at the start they're probably bricked for the rest of the race, if everyone else has groundwork and you don't it's extremely difficult to do that
22536298CM3
>>540627406>still in loveyou cheated
which should i run?>block + 2 lates>block + pace + late>block + late + end
>>540627464more
>>540627597Neko musume soon.
>>540627406>>540627560nta but still is going to be a meta horse? I think she's just really cute
>>5406277423 blockers
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>>540627840idk i just like her tummy pose
>>540627867I really like this version
rapists share the same brain cell
>>540627840Mentally ill and sexy.
>>540627840yes, she's far more meta than anything we have now on global. the first thing that would even be comparable is christmas oguri.
>>540627869AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN TRACEN
>>540628075Trainer-san is not at Tracen for umas to rape.
>>540627590Don't pile in all at once...
>>540628075Durandal just wanted to suprise me.Dream Journey was probably going to assault me though.
>>540623731The weak should fear the strong
>>540628075rumao
oshi fag players just pull cards and have perfect decks and think they are good. sad state of affairs
>>540628075>meanwhile the trainer on his way to the office
>>540628075My dog is a good dog! I give her headpats and belly rubs. She is there to protect me!
>>540627840Her innate gives speed AND accel AND stam. Seems really busted to me.
>>540628502as compared to perfect decks AND perfect innate skills?
>>540628502uma musume is card game
>>540628629What do you do when other dogs get greedy and want attention too?
>>540628502oshigaming is just a front for metafagging. Pulling for every uma is the true SOVL.
>>540628639i mean lets not kid ourselves, pulling just for cards is a viable strategy. The only players i respect are f2p players who save carats and win (myself)
The student council CM team is taking shape...
>>540628783I only have one trainee. The blonde dog.
>oshi gaming is suddenly not cool as soon as VF does something impressive with his oshi
>>540628562This buxom minx being voiced by a literal goddess will make me spend my life savings on her.
vf has 0 carats his account is bricked
>>540627296>his guest isn't the anon's 9* groundwork SeiunYou set yourself to fail
What do the different aptitudes do? As in terrain, distance and position. I think position is a wit (de)buff, right? So is terrain stamina and distance speed?
Divegrass against /nikg/ starting nyow, get in https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>540629123CAM ON LADS
>best run I've had>no mile S or groundworkDamnit. I may still run this since she's still decently solid and try to get the set up on Maru or something.
>>540629123hell yeah
>>540628842Groove is easy, now do the prez, I gave it a try and only got glue.
>>540629123cool
>>540628842Lookin' good. I wanna run lore teams once I get the umas for it.Sweep Dura KitaSweep Hishi FujiRudolf Sirius KrisSRudolf Katsuragi CBSpe Cesario BuenaVistaSounds like a ton of fun especially during the hell that'll be XOguri VBurboun SMaruzen
>>540627590Nyo...
sneedtoria sneedtier
>>540629309>low power>no groundwork>no tails held highgo try her in an open lobby and watch her race and you will see the mistake on your solid uma
>>540629123Ei Ei Mun will carry us, as usual.
>>540629327I already have the prez. She could probably be improved a little, but I need to focus on the third ace. I wanted to do Narita Brian as my third (as she's also vice prez), but I don't have her. I'm having to build a Pace Chaser Teio instead...>>540629436Nice. Rudolf Sirius KrisS would be fun but I guess it's going to be years before we can run all three...
>>540627512Not that anon but I gotta take a stam card when I run out of borrows else I never hit the stam+guts check.
>>540629818Your Maruzensky?
>>540628785this lmao. only pulling on horses is the real way to play.
>>540629897I don't have her either... I wish I'd used my selector ticket on her instead of Takai Shuttle (but I do also love Takai).
>>540630015Bakushin is a class prez too
Remember to do your daily pulls!
>>540629543I really do not give a shit anymore. CM is the worst mode.And maybe read where I mentioned no groundwork and think about the average person doing CM to begin with.
basically that vf bro played most meta shit then realized he has no carats left and has to now be an "oshi" player. im so sick of these fake soulful players....
>>540629967I do that and it's actually fun. Cards don't change anything anyway.
>>540629123Is this actually us or the autists who split to JP?
>>540629490I wish my Bakushin procced more skills than just angling and corners man... This is like, the 6th race in a row she's jobbed for no reason. Today just isn't my lucky day
>>540630302They didn't split, I kicked them out.
>>540630129Is she really associated with the student council though? She's a class representative but she never seems to interact with Rudolf, Air Groove, or Narita Brian.
no sword here please
>>540630302Your funny split doesn't even deserve it's own team yet, so it's both.
>>540630302Yeah, I noticed the same
>>540630284SLURP SLURP SLURP SLOOOOOOORP ahh SLUUUUUURP SLURP SLURP SLORP SPLORT ahh SLUUURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLOOOOOOORP brap SLURP SLURP SLURP SLOOOOOOORP ahh SLUUUUUURP SLURP SLURP SLORP SPLORT ahh SLUUUUUUURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLOOOOOOORP
Ass Wonder sitting on my face
The coffee is ready
>Do a Gold Ship run for my daily>career starts off great>goes a little to shit in the middle>ends off great, barely off an A>end up with a 3 Stam sparkNow I have both an Oguri and Gold Ship 3 star stam. Oguri is 6 stam 3 power, Gold Ship is 6 Stam 3 Speed. Got my bases covered.
>>540630494average CHESTNUT behaviour
>JP horses>JP memes>nothing really recognizable for this generalYeah no. Hard to feel like a fan when there's nothing that's in spirit this general.
>>540630562
>>540630662>meme horsesSorry, this is the hardcore sweaty server. You can oshi umapyoi at the JP thread.
>>540630908Whatever bro, good luck. When I did this with GFL and Arknights things were hype and everyone was posting about in the general. Seems pretty dead here.
El Jobber Pasa made me rage so fucking hard I just punched myself in the leg I have a limp now. How does this game keep finding ways to fuck your life up even when you're just casually farming.
>>540630595I have more 3* stam than anything else, then pwr, then SPD. Sadly, my attempts at combining them for a 9* parent have been dogshit.
>>540631062Why would we talk about it here when we can chat on the actual divegrass stream instead?
Felt like sharing
>>540631137That will be my next task. Having Triumphant Pulse and Anchors Aweigh sparks should help the farming
>>540631261That's what a sovl general that is fully on board with divegrass feels like I'm sorry you can't understand.
So I need to get 1100/700/700/400/600 for next cm, how?
4%IT WAS FOUR PERCENTDIEI WANT YOU TO DIE
>>540631119Possibly one of the saddest posts I’ve read in this general
>>540631119
>>540631119Hi anon I hit myself when I get mad too. I used to hit my leg but that's a bad idea as you've found out. I've since switched to hitting my stomach instead I would recommend that. I do it when masturbating too sometimes I think it increases the rush of endorphins.
FAT FUCK IS IN
>>540631812i like using a sharp object
>>540631631that's easier than this cm
>>540631836
>>540631659You don't really mean that.
do they have any dragon umas
>>540631931dragon my nuts on Uma faces
>>540631868I would recommend switching to blunt objects. I have a 1500g metal mallet that I keep in arms reach of my couch. It's not dangerous if you avoid your bones because it's hard to get the right leverage.
Do I need groundwork on late surgers too?
>>540632074On everyone.
>>540632074No you retard.
>>540631915wrong fatass, she just tripped someone
>>540632170That's not nice, calling a retard a retard.
>>540631812Yeah I also usually avoid the legs but it was a heat of the moment thing. Stomach is good but ever since I started having chronic heartburn I started avoiding it.
>>540629123FUCK WE LOST AHHHHHHHHHH
whos controlling the horses?
>>540632230Kuso. Ei Ei Mun was offline the whole game...
Seiun Sky is a total cutie…
uh oh
Well, this was ass. See you tomorrow for /@/ - /uma/
>>540632326Fuck off Robbie, you've got nothing to say when you tied with City.
>>540632440The AI does.
>>540632440its all computer
>>540632376You got a source for that mp4 so I don't have to stitch the video and audio together myself?
Close match lads, early lucky goal fucked us over. but we had our chances too.
it was okay
>>540632461
>>540632376That stump could be a nice addition to our team or stadium...
>>540632528https://x.com/UmaTannhauser/status/1970886296873668964yakuza took it down??????? what the fuck?
>>540632785Grrrrrraaaaaahhhhhhh I love this horse so much
I think Seiun Shit is ugly.
I need you motherfuckers to stop calling them Agnes, Haru, Narita, Daiwa, Top Gun, Mejiro, Machikane (or even worse: Matikane), Biwa, and so many more
>>540632648>>540632819My reaction: >>540632376
>>540632892seconded
>>540632871
>>540632892why would we call her Top Gun?
Mati a cute!
I hate the EN uma community.
>>540632892its chud desu. not special.
The mental health of this general is slowly declining...*sighs*
>>540632892thirded
>>540633016I hate the word "community" it reeks of discord/reddit lingo.
>>540632819They hate her!
>>540632892Using Mambo should be a bannable offense.
>>540632887
>>540632892why do u care xis
Maybe I can roll for summer Special Week
>>540632892Reddit, Ulala, Dasca, Brian, NTR, Mayano, which fucking one??, MTKNFKKTR, Bigwa. Better?
>>540633141Agreed. /uma/ isn't a "community". We're a *family*.
Why can't all my skill sparks show up when I'm TRYING to make a parent hmm!?
I liked the event story
>>540633282Unironically better
didn't ask
>>540633475same
Quick, post something lewd.
>>540633475way better than the previous one
>>540633401Bro, you flubbed it. Since you posted Grass, you should have used a weeb term like "nakama".
>>540633576Mommy!
>>540633576
>>540633475What I didn't understand was, where was the prez at the end? She was supposedly trapped and betrayed in the isekai chamber but it was Golshi so where did she go?
When is next story update?
>>540633671She got disintegrated by Golshi
You dirty, little nigger. There's plenty of good arts with Creek, there is no fucking need to post your shitty slop. And yet you do.
I NEED the paizuri uma NOW
>>540633475It had some good artwork and reactions from the umas. I always feel a little disappointed in these events that the secondary characters only get cards instead of 3D models, and in this one especially the interaction with default-costume King Halo was a little jarring.
meme goldship v2.0! This is the best I've gotten so far. Mile S, but speed is low and no spurt. Pain pain pain.
>>540633619I said we aren't "nakama". We're *kazoku*, desshou?
>>540634017That's better. Now that's my Grass.
When are we getting a breather from the CM? I haven't updated my TT team in 2 months.
I would stick my tongue up Grass' ass if I could.
>>5406338534 days.
>>540634170This is the breather, anon. CM isn't for another two weeks.
>>540634170Just ignore CM
>>540634170I hate TT.I don't understand it.I only auto play the races to get my daily star shop and to get my weekle class 5-6 carats.
>>540634170The quicker you realize PvP is a complete waste of time and energy, the better.
>>540625538fuck youuuuuuuuuu>>540625480worth a shot at least, easier to pull off than a 1100 run anyway
nobody askednobody caresshut the fuck up
>>540634521>I hate TT.>my weekle class 5can't make this shit up lmao
>>540634669tachyonfags btfo
>999999* mile sparks>Long 2*>get Long S
