Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>540432019
Do you think Andrew would tongue-punch Ashley's fart box if she asked him to?
Second for my wife Noelle. She's so pretty!
>>540617058Lol rekt
>>540617058take your waifufaggotry to /b/ and other cesspools of the internet, faggot.
So, is this promo art intended to be from Burial or Decay?https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/3667670840422140110
>>540617101I love this. Andrew x LeyLey best pairing
>>540616919Who the hell is this?
>>540618243The sexiest girl in the world.
need more sibling kisses in the thread
>>540617613I'm not sure. Before 3A came out, I was certain it was Burial, what with the scratches. But now we know that SnS hatesex also features scratching, so the jury's still out.
>>540618674>>540617613Promoley looks way too happy with herself for this to be SnS, and I also find it extremely unlikely that the Cliffhanger route would end with the siblings still being under the thumb of demons. Sex isn't going to happen in Cliffhanger until they've gotten rid of the demons from their lives (woah, that's very metaphorical, almost Nemleian), so we can reasonably conclude that this promo is meant to depict Burial.
>>540617613Ashley's tits look saggier than usual in this pic
Drunkdrew but it's not SnS.
>>540619625This was drawn before Episode 2 came out right?
>>540619683After episode 211.01.24
>>540619914Is that in freedom dates?
>>540619972The fact that there's a zero there indicates month.
>>540620127No it doesn't, you put zeroes on days as well. For example, 01/01/01 is January 1 2001.
A cat.
>>54061991424Th of January, 2011?
>>540620930Wrong, 01/01/01 is the 1st of January 2001
Say something nice about Frutiger Aero ???
>>540621648Shiny Demon should be the mascot of CoffinOS
>>540622041Frutiger aero is the one thing CoffinOS is missing. Give me that and I'll install it.
>>540622863Such a dork, no way I wouldn't laugh at that.
I totally just got brotherzoned. My sister in her 27 years on this Earth has never seen Star Wars, but wants to get around to it. I thought that our imminent movie night would've been a great opportunity to watch Star Wars, but she declined and insisted we watch something else because Star Wars is "meant to be special", so she wants to watch it with her boyfriend instead. Is her boyfriend gonna put on 4K77? Or Despecialized? NO, he's going to pay for a Slopney+ Slopscription and stream the shitty Slopial Edition with the blown out magenta and the dumb fucking dinosaur in Mos Eisley. It's so over for us brothercels, we need to start beating sisters more often.
>>540624194>27Bro, where have you been all her life?
>>540624318Sorry I was watching Star Wars the whole time
Yeah, sisters, bitch!
>>540624194How can us brothersissies ever hope to compete against the boyfriendchuds??? This is THE ongoing genocide that nobody is talking about.
I'm Ashley. Ashley is me
MFW I haven't played the game but I shit up the game thread.
>>540624194Sorry to hear that and you're totally right. Here's an example of the lesson they will learn.
>>540628513Forgot the picture cause my mom took Tylenol when pregnant. Sorry.
>>540628828That's no excuse. We're all Tylenol babies here.
ei viddu assley :----D
I need 3B.. My life is hollow without new Coffinkino...
>>540616919I want to ask my sister to draw Andrew and Ashley without looking pretty weird. Maybe she doesn't know who they are so I pretend them to be 'normal' couple?
>>540624194I once saw Episode 4 with my sister years back but she was like Meh (she doesn't appreciate old movies while I'm a film geek) so we didn't bother to go furtherFrom the movies we shared the best she liked was Rango for some reason
>>540598227too long for ashley is probably like 20 seconds>>540603709nah if Ashley felt like she knew Andrew that well she probably wouldn't be unboundingly insecure about their relationship.
Didn't you know I was waiting on you?Waiting on a dream that'll never come trueDidn't you know I was waiting on you?My face turned to stone when I heard the newsWhen you decide to break the rules?'Cause I just heard some real bad news
well?
>>540635770>nah if Ashley felt like she knew Andrew that well she probably wouldn't be unboundingly insecure about their relationship.Ashley knows Andrew extremely well, the problem is that she doesn't know herself at all. She's incredibly smart and perceptive for literally anything that doesn't involve her, but the minute she's put into the mixture the whole thing becomes a warped and tangled mess because she has a massive blind spot when it comes to the things which are good about her. Like how Andrew can't take ownership of his negative aspects, Ashley can't take ownership of her positives.>>540641459The nape of the neck or her hair. Those are always the things that smell the best.
>>540642058>The nape of the neckThis isn't the first time I've heard this. Are girl necks really smelly?
>>540642582>Are girl necks really smelly?No, they usually smell very good. Same thing with their hair. Something about the neck area just seems to smell the "girliest" even without perfume.
>>540642682>No, they usually smell very good.Yeah that's what I'm asking
>>540643229In predominantly English-speaking countries, "smelly" refers to foul odors. If you're trying to describe a positive smell in one word you might use something like "fragrant."
>>540643380All positive sensual words have been ruined for me by advertising. I cannot read them without imagining a white woman trying to sell me fabric softener.
>>540643380No no, I meant smelly
>>540644130Shut the fuck up
>>540644130stinkfags get the rope
>>540626006Really? I would say I've seen more instances of one of the siblings choosing their sibling over their hussy partner. I call it "the familiarity pill." It states that noone can compete with a proper dynamic between relatives.>>540617036What the FUCK did you just make me read>>540610992Nah. Ashley is not one of our modern whores we call women nowadays. She would relish it if Andrew ever became so vulnerable in front of her as to cry. In that scene she was just confused and in uber-Leyley mode so it was more of a "why is the teddybear speaking about its problems to me?" moment.
>>540643812There’s a scent that you pick up on. It’s probably pheromones. I sniff my little sister’s nape all the time before kissing it. Her scent really excites me. It makes me insatiable.
>>540645021Crap, meant to reply to>>540642582Not>>540643812
>>540644813>What the FUCK did you just make me readANSWER THE QUESTION, COWARD
Smelly 'mouto
>>540648618why is she smelly? she JUST showeredtell that dumb bitch to go back in there and do it again, properly this time!
>>540648618Saved for research purposes.
>>540617058nomorashii...
Dis nigga draw hands so weird bruh
>>540641459This won't get me banned right?
Ashley won't take Tylenol, just lots of Ibuprofen
>>540655057She won't take either because we do NOT have that kind of money
does any1 have the full version of this comic?
>>540657084Yes.
>>540658697what was B's problem? we was just jealous he couldn't marry andrew
>>540659689He just imagining the discipline problems and the parent-teacher conference melties.
>>540658697Weirdly cute
>Coffin Nation in war>Coffin Nation gets desperate>Starts drafting the women>Ashley is draftedWhat branch does Sneedley get?
>>540658826Nice now post hussy panties
>>540661180What?!
when i first played the game, i felt something indescribable, because i remembered a certain story of two teenage girls in lithuania murdering another girl with a razor, then cutting her limbs off and decapitating her, bagging her remains and throwing them away from home (albeit after biking rather than driving), and putting some of her flesh in the freezer, with the intent of cooking and devouring it. at first, i thought that event must have been an inspiration for what takes place in the game given the remarkable similarities, but realised it couldn't have been, since it wasn't really covered by international media, with some guy covering it in english only about a month before episode two was released. makes me wonder how nemlei managed to come up with a such a strikingly similar scenario without prior knowledge about this.
>>540660476>hello, is this the Grave's household?>yes, Mrs. Graves speaking>hi, sorry to bother you; your son bit someone in class today, this is the third time->was it a hussy>wh-what?>was the kid that my son bit a hussy?>I-I think he called her that but->based>what?*hangs up*
I was bored got my vr headset on and visited the coffin apartment in vr chat. Was cool for a few minutes to see it in 3d right before me. Not much to explore besides a few open apartments. Room 405 had a denim summon star.
>>540662936>denim summon star.
>>540661235I said DO IT
>>540665882P-please don't yell
>>540661996Cannibal murders generally don't play out much differently. >kill person>butcher them and cut off the limbs>keep some stuff in freezer for later>get rid of what you can't usePretty sure you can find dozens of recorded cases more or less like this if you go searching.
>>540661996>makes me wonder how nemlei managed to come up with a such a strikingly similar scenario without prior knowledge about this.She probably just thought about it. I once read that Tom Clancy was writing a fictional story involving an aircraft carrier and he included a drawing of the carrier's internal layout his in the book, but the drawing was so accurate he got visited by the feds. He just explained that he put thought into what the best layout would be and arrived at the same conclusion
why couldn't this have lasted forever?
>>540667587Andrew wasn't happy.
>>540667949he was tho look at the picture he's smiling.
Did you know that in some states, sibling incest isn't explicitly illegal, only sibling fornication? Of course, all sex between siblings is fornication as long as they can't get married, but fornication laws are generally considered unconstitutional and are rarely enforced.
>>540641459
>>540666312HAHAHAHA YESTHATS RIGHTGooodGoooodMORE! MOOORE!!!
>>540669442That's all I have
>>540668231>but fornication laws are generally considered unconstitutional and are rarely enforced.Something sadly tells me that judges would still gladly enforce them in this particular instance. Ohio, New Jersey, and Rhode Island are the only delphic refuges in the US.
https://x.com/nirvanaaaaaa78/status/1971896223092408697
>>540658697Feel like Andrew would look more like douglas when he's older. Jobs back then would demand he cut his hair and shave too Also what is he incapable of owning pants that aren't ripped
>>540671170>is he incapable of owning pants that aren't rippedThey'll be ripped after I have my way with him
Your favorite voice acting for the characters so far would be?
>>540671842None. Fuck off.
>>540671842Me as all of the characters
>>540635472Just ask her, she's not going to cancel you. I don't get why Anons have some social phobia of this game lol
>>540671842Me.
>>540670019I just want to marry my sister why do (((outbreeders))) have to be this way
>>540674256It's for your own good
>>540674256>I just want to marry my sisterDoes she know this? Are the outbreeders *really* the biggest obstacle you've got to overcome here?
>>540674592Yes, all siblings on good terms are perfectly happy to live together.
Will we ever meet renes family?Rene is a gay name.
>>540668231>but fornication laws are generally considered unconstitutional and are rarely enforced.Not to rain on your parade, but having looked into this, the court precedent rendering fornication laws unconstitutional only applies to the homosexual mockery of the sex act and not consensual sex between siblings as there is an element of "harm" to incest. You know, in case you needed another reason to hate the gays.
>>540671842guy who voiced the Watchmen motion comic as every character
I wish ASHLEY was real. I want Oat Cookies.
>>540676956What
>>540676956What the fuck
>>540676956is that metro man's face?
>>540676956Do... do I want to know?
>>540679170See >>540677169
>>540679038>PhilliesFUCK you>>540679263I wasn't going to say anything but I went to the artists twitter and it's full of the exact kind of dogshit you'd expect. Nothing worth seeing
I love Ashley
>>540679170I want Jane to fold me into a pretzel...
>>540679387Ashley's a philly girl
>>540681693I understand the relevance of (may God forgive me for typing this word) Philadelphia to /calg/, but I hate that place like you wouldn't believe
>/calg/ Sportsball general
You think Ashley's weird fixation on cannibalism is a result of never getting breastfed? If she has a instinctual need for human product but never got it, it's easy to imagine this evolving into an obsession with devouring humans outright. I doubt Renee cared enough about her children to nurse them, so this is my canon theory for why Ashley likes eating people so much.
>>540682320>I doubt Renee cared enough about her children to nurse themFormula is crazy expensive. They were given actual milk, if only because it's free.
>>540682719Formula is expensive AND Renee didn't want to nurse her children. Andrew and Ashley had to make do with instant noodles.
>>540682320Renee loved her kids for at least a few years. She did choose not to about Andrew and have Ashley, after all. She probably gave up on caring for them maybe a year or two before the Nina incident (Andrew's dialogue suggests he regularly cooks for the both of them by then). So I think they'd have been ~7&9, though I forget if we get their exact ages when Nina died
>>540683647Look at how absolutely fucking MASSIVE those sistermilkers are. Holy shit.
>>540683647Look at how far down Andrew's pelvis lines go, yet his cock STILL is pushing against the edge of his boxers. Holy shit.
>>540683680>Renee loved her kids for at least a few yearsThe love for Ashley was dead on arrival.
>>540683943I just realised that is the sun and not Renee wearing a beret
>>540684126That being said I'd love to see a fanart of Beret Renee.
>>540684281>>540684126nice rhymes
>>540684339IT DOESN'T RHYME
Renee wore a beret to the cafe on the way to the ballet today away from LeyLey.
>>540685080>Renny wore a berry to the caffee on the wee to the ballee todee awee from laylee.Makes sense.
>>540684670I noticed that the Friends piece in the art gallery also depicts adult Ashley and adult Julia. Does that mean they were still kind of acquaintances before Ashley stopped ghosting Andrew? I don't think she started harassing Julia until shortly before quarantine.
>>540685276She was probably just a bit unpleasant/cold but didn't go full psycho until later
>>540671842Grey DeLisle can be Ashley, that crazy bitch would love her characterno clue about anyone else
>>540684670renee had failed to seethat her kids since they were weewere made to feel quite terriblefor a love that had to be
>>540685276>>540685383It's remarkable how much 3A acquitted Ashley. People used to think Ashley had been telling Julia to kill herself since high school, but she was actually really calm and reasonable throughout. After the initial meltdown, Teenley was literally completely okay with Andrew dating Julia, and even told him she didn't wanna be just another feather in his cap. The idea that going official would be remotely a problem is a lie Andrew repeatedly told Julia across several years because he's a pussy. It was only after a year of tormenting his imouto that Ashley actually did become the sort of psycho who'd take issue with them going official.
>>540685926She was only okay with it because Andrew made it clear she would still come first. If he had ever given any indication he saw Julia as anything but a charity case or a cocksleeve she would've started having melties again. Even at the best she still constantly demanded he come home to prove he wasn't thinking about breaking the oath.
>>540686345Wrong, Turboleyley is the consequence of pic related. I honestly think Teendrew had looser screws than Teenley (pre-heartbreak).
I want to give my sister a bow
>>540686041is there a timeline i can look at because I don't remember this year of separation at all or how it coincided with dating Julia.
>>540688161Andrew picked up smoking in the year he and Ashley were separated. The smoking part is corroborated in Carl's apartment and the separation itself is fully shown in the Cliffhanger route
>>540686545Ashley was never okay with Andrew dating Julia. She put up with it because she thought (and still thinks) he was a gross cockbrained degenerate, like all men. If Teenshley ever thought he actually cared about Julia she would have started acting exactly like canon Ashley did. It's not that she was more mature, she just felt less threatened.
>>540679038>Phillieslmao>BravesKEK Dont worry, my team's not even in the NL anymore. But still extremely salty we didn't get eliminated from playoffs until last fucking game
>>540676956I sincerely hope whoever made this gets a kidney stone.
>>540684670Sorry, still pronouncing it Renee.
>>540679170I love how every peice of art that comes from reddit really is just a onions power fantasy they project onto this game.
>>540679170>called jane>isn't a plane janeWow
>word filtered again desu
>>540688791Hope we finally get to see her in the next episode. The wildly different fan interpretations are pretty interesting.
>>540689029not gonna happen
>>540688849I've gotten used to saying "to be desu">>540689072Burial WILL show us Jane.
>>540689180Burial Insane will probably be them murdering Julia and Jane. Watch her be just a normal looking woman. Or fat. kek.
>>540689289If killing floozies is insane, then I don't want to be sane.
>>540689538None of us are sane here in that case.
Ashley will say sorry to Julia in Burial, trust the plan. Ashley remorse arc! Ashley remorse arc!
>>540674592She wants to marry me too.
>>540686545This is the moment waltshley became heisenleyley
>>540681539why are chibis so sexy
how can Andrew casually carry his 45 kg sister like that? he must be a bodybuilder
>>540690898I don't know how much that is in human units but starting at sister tits is a massive testosterone booster, Andrew's effectively roiding.
>>54069137645 kg is 45000 grams / 1588 ounces
>>540690898Because 45kg is nothing. Sadly I can't deadlift my sister because she weighs a lot more than 45kg, but I wouldn't have it any other way because she's beautiful
>>540691607>1588 ouncesOh, okay. Yeah, I mean even with Andrew stickmaxxing that's not that bad. Could be heavier though.
>>540691679All sisters could be heavier!
>>540691751I'm just saying, man, a little bit of extra squish goes a long way. Not too much, just some cute cuddleable sistersquish. Not to mention fatter tits.
>>540642582*INHALE*
>>540691957SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>540691842>>540691751>>540691662You ain't from Michigan if you never did this befo
>>540642582>Are girl necks really smelly?Anon... that's where they usually spray perfume, also the wrists.
>>540692550Yeah but they don't spray their napes right?
>>540692550Also perfume doesn't count as girlsmelle..
>>540682320The only person Renee breastfed is Douglas
>>540675842>there is an element of "harm" to incestAnd what about getting a UTI from sticking your penis inside a man's asshole? There's no element of "harm" there?
>>540662068Kek, saved.
>>540682320>You think Ashley's weird fixation on cannibalism is a result of never getting breastfed?No, it's a result of kid Andy calling her an animal.
>>540671842Limmy. In all parts.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>540695779The fact that certain "people" need to take medication to prevent their "non-harmful" lifestyle from killing them is also conveniently ignored for this narrow exclusion to fornication laws. Fact of the matter is there is no logical moral justification against incest for anyone who permits any other form of "alternative lifestyle."
>>540696660She doesn't love Andrew THAT much!
>>540696828Who said anything about Andrew?
>>540696952Ashley. She won't shut up about Andrew, in fact.
>>540696952WOWZERS! LEYLEY'S BOYFRIEND BROUGHT HIS NINTENDO SWITCH OVER! I GET TO PLAY MARIO WHILE SHE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS!
>>540696692>>540695779True. Both should be banned except maybe for 2nd cousins.
>>540697339Incorrect. Gays should be banned, incest should be broadly legalized.
>>540697339Anal should be banned except for second cousins?
>>540682320What's up with you guys and breastfeeding? Swear some of you guys are closet Freud fans or something.
>>540697363The only argument against incest I need is to show you a Muslim nation where over 50% of marriages are between cousins.
>>540697494The reason inbreeding is deleterious in Islamic countries is because they have ARRANGED cousin marriages. None of the defective offspring are subject to natural selection because they are guaranteed a spouse (often several spouses).
>>540697570>arranged marriages are the problem no incestCopium moment.
>>540697639How the hell do you acknowledge the importance of genetics, yet write off natural selection? That's the biggest contradiction ever and it simply makes no sense.
>>540697759Wealth is part of natural selection, in fact money is one of the most attractive traits for a man. To put it in caveman terms: it's like having all da barriers! So much berries that you keep woman from starve! Lots of berries!
>>540697969What
>>540697494That's not an argument against incest, that's an argument against Muslims. Mathematically, homozygosity is still extremely minimal in offspring of even first cousins, the actual amplification of risk to known existing recessive defects is still laughably miniscule. Yours is not an argument founded in logic, but feefees.
>>540697992Homozygosity isn't even bad if your genes are good. In fact it can be superior (eg blue eyes are prettier than brown eyes)
>>540697363Only between siblings. Parent/child or avuncular marriages are actually bad.
>>540676956Took me a hot minute to realize she did that with her pussy. How the hell did he survive?
>>540676956Why was the gun up there in the first place?
>>540698060Homozygosity is almost universally undesirable, however its effects in a single generation are extremely negligible, and the chances of several generations successively having extremely close consanguineous relations without outside factors coming into play are also extremely low.>>540698092Avuncular isn't as bad provided there's a reasonably small age gap, but parent/child presents a lot of issues outside of the obvious. Notably, parent-child pairings are more than twice as likely than sibling-sibling pairings to manifest a deleterious recessive trait in the offspring, but that's not even including the inherent randomness that comes with the increased risk of DNMs that a significantly older partner can create, particularly in the case of a mother-son pairing where the woman is the older. Again, the absolute risk is still fairly small, but coupled with the moral duty of a parent it presents a scenario which only encompasses an absurdly negligible fraction of the population who could form a reasonably healthy parent-child sexual relationship.
>>540697570>natural selection from your own sisterDamn, that sounds cruel.
>>540697570also humanity has the technology to keep defective kids alive, while in the past they'd just diejapanese people have very low genetic diversity and yet they've got high iqs and healthy bodies thanks to natural selection in ancient times
>>540702396Japanese women have fucked up teeth and thin hair due to inbreeding. They're the Brits of Asia.
>>540702572that's not even true, they have very thick hair because of the shared variant of the EDAR gene mutation, plus little body hair
Who's ready for the October devlog, which contains an October release date. With an announcement of Episode 4b
>>540705447God Ashley is so fucking cute!
>>540705591>that cute face made Andrew madlol
>>540705591The cutest.
>>540705720She exemplifies why sisters are such huggable bundles of snug.
Reminder that Ashley is canonically mid and that's ok.
>>540690898>knees are soreAshley never passed the crawling stage and that's why Andrew's carrying her.
>>540705447I'm a non-believer. I don't know if She is even working on the game still.
>>540705903Canonically a cute snugglebundle.
>>540697639Newestfag. Lurk for a billion years on /calg/ and maybe you'll learn the truth about incest.
She's so cute it drives me crazy
>>540705959C'mon man...
>>540698394>Homozygosity is almost universally undesirableRetard
Legsley
>>540697461I just like boobs, man.
>>540706490>Hey Andrew, why don't you kill MY virginity.
>>540705903This is Burial I know it
>>540705959Blasphemer!
>>540707838From the looks of it they're in a forest at a cabin with a well, they don't sacrifice the campers in that AU.
>>540705903if adjusted for normal proportions she looks like she has 36dd size boobs which is pretty good.
Why can't Ashley be like this? Why does she have to be a total bitch to Andrew?
>>540708220She does bite him.
>>540683647>I will never find a Renee wife to tie me down and ride me into the mattressI want what Doug had...
>>540708419Single moms are desperate, I'm sure you can find someone that needs a work horse.
>>540682320Ashley's idea of a blowjob: https://x.com/bboc72/status/1967791619287159221
It took about 16 questions or so.
took 28 for him
23 for the hag
>>540709409>>540709640>>540709821I remember using this back in the day to recommend hot porn stars for me. I didn't need to know a name; I just needed to know what I found hot
Only 19 for dad, surprisingly
>>540709640I thought you did something wrong and wanted to try him myself.Does SnS count?
Hussy took 26>>540710107eh, maybe? Would just go probably
>>540709953The Coffin of The Dad and Leyley>>540710107Andrew fights with a cleaver, he's a melee character.
>>540709056Gonna risk it for a biscuit
>>540710171forgot image, fuck me
>>540710194See any cleaver wounds?
>>540710194She would routinely rape him.
Is part 2 of the game out yet?
>>540710349I would routinely rape your anus
>>540710329She took his cleaver in SnS and the only weapon around in her vision was a cooking pot, so she took away the cooking pot as well. Hands are Andrew's third choice.
>>540710429Welcome back Inkyink, yes Episode 2 came out and there was no incest in it, you were right all along.
>>540649231>she JUST showeredIn my cum
>>540710516Aww, lame. Did it actually come out tho? Is it 2 different games depending on the ending you got in part 1?
>>540684126Don't worry, for the longest time I thought she had five legs for some reason but that's supposed to be her skirt.
>>540710698Episode 2 came out almost 2 years ago. Episode 3A came out this April, and continues from Episode 2's Decay routes; Episode 3B will come out who knows when, which will continue from Episode 2's Burial routes.The next episode is also going to be Episode 4(A), continuing from ONE of Episode 3A's endings.
After 80 questions and 3 incorrect guesses, it appears ??? is a little to obscure for Akinator
Was high school the last time Ashley was happy?
>>540711856She was probably bordering on Happy, at the very least content during quarantine.
>>540711856The tragedy of Teenley makes me want to cry. She had such a beaming smile with full eyes, all ripped away from her in an entirely preventable downfall that was no fault of her own. Andrew is a monster for washing away that smile.
>>540712369It was her fault for not wanting to talk things out in the morning and then staying mad for over a year.
>>540712961>not wanting to talk things out in the morningAndrew was the one who didn't want to talk things out. He was the one who fucked off. And the slightest bit of bitchiness from her made him give up for good.
>>540710287>>540709056
>>540711021Doesn't Akinator rely on humans to first add the relevant character information before he can guess? I assume in the age of AI his whole shtick lost its magic and thus popularity, which would make him less likely to have good knowledge of post-2022 media. But I have no idea if that really is the case or if he's still gets lots of traffic.
>>540713201It's not his fault that she's a weirdo.
>>540715683Andrew was the one cumming in his pants moaning her name
>>540715834...Y-You can't prove that, it was in his head.
My name is Andrew and I suck dick like *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
>>540715834if you slept with your sister during puberty she'd notice you having a wet dream at least once
>>540717892>>540715834Do guys usually splooge their pants from wet dreams? I've had plenty of wet dreams, but all of those orgasms were in the dream itself; I didn't actually ejaculate in real life.
>>540718465I've only had like 2 in my life. When I was like 12-13, I definitely did. The second one in my later teens (16?) I did not.
>>540718465Then you didn't have a wet dream, it only happened once in my teens and I was sleeping on my stomach for some reason. The cum went through the bed sheet. Ugh.
>>540715302I presume he's still popular because people get bored. And I can promise you theres some autismos out there who really care about Akinator, for some reason.
>>540718465Wet dreams and erotic drams aren't the same thing. A wet dream is by definition one where you cum your pants
>>540718465You should stop masturbating so often
>>540719823I DON'T!
Is it gay to fuck yourself?
>>540722859I just did.
Guys it's fucking over. My sister used to call me her little sparrow all the time. But I've apparently been too mean to her lately, so she's downgraded me to a cat. I liked being a sparrow, I don't want to be a cat, I want to be her little sparrow again. /calg/ what do I do?
>>540723756Anon your sister has horrible nicknames.
>>540723858I liked being her little sparrow...
>>540723756fucking pussy
>>540723756'Why the change? I preferred sparrow to be honest.'
>>540723756Unfortunately the only solution is suicide>>540723858It's a cute nickname
>>540724249But I know the reason for the change! She told me in person that she's downgrading me to a cat because I've been too mean as of late.
>>540723756Murder-suicide
>>540724428I picture you as a whiny bitch, unironically say 'Come ooOOonn [sister] how do I redeem myself?'
>>540723756Have you considered being nicer to her?
>>540725380>>540725417I'll try these. Thank you /calg/!
>>540710287aw hell no
>>540724026In English this sounds retarded, unless she's quite young or legitimately retarded in which case it can be excused.
>>540723756What kind of mean things? Tell us.
>>540718465it happens if you don't fap often or if you at least don't death grip
>>540726138But sparrows are cute...>unless she's quite young or legitimately retardedShe's older than me but I think she has autism>>540726801Come on, don't make me list them...I tell her every time that I've been nothing but a cinnamon bun to her but she just says "No you haven't", it's tough out here.
>>540727171Brothers aren't sending their best.
>>540727171>autismAh, that would explain it and it seems like she's not the only one.
>>540727171https://youtube.com/shorts/ka9aK8qsnbU
>>540727413be nice to your sister challenge (90% of brothers fail this)
https://youtube.com/shorts/xrbweo3i8fk?si=QXIqm2Fz-37Oq2Gy
>>540727762Brothers and sisters are natural enemies competing for their parents' affection.
>>540727762Being mean to your sister is like half the fun of being a brother
https://youtube.com/shorts/j30r_sAnT5c
Last one. I swear. (Maybe)https://youtube.com/shorts/83EMTxTPw2Y
So, Ashley, have you thought any more about our friendship?Our friendship? Yeah, uh, no, sorry. Still giving it some thought.Giving it some thought?Yeah.You know what, don't bother. It seems I've upset you so... offer's off the table.You upset me? How'd you upset me?You tell me.This is getting a little weird, JuliaYou wanna know what's weird? It's weird to offer a friendship to a girl and in return have old-man insults thrown at you and death threats sent to your voicemail. That's weird.Are you listening to yourself? I don't know what you're into these days, Julia. But old-man insults? And, uh, death threats? You sound unhingedAshley, I'm sorry you're in painHa, you're sorry? You're sorry? You fuck my brother, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something. The friendship offer, it didn't upset me, it amused me. Wooo, a nice friendship with the illustrious Julia. A chance to play at the palace. Ooh Little old me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensie tiny girl in a teensie weensie little bubble. You look down on me? You pity me? Walk away. That's right Julia. You know why I don't want your friendship? Because it's too SMALL. I don't care about it. It's nothing to me. It's a bacterium. I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
>>540728898You gotta be nice to her and do things that don't irritate her, especially when you should know better by now.
>>540732580Oh I'm not the sparrow guy, I'm a different brother. I used to be so good at tormenting my sister when we were younger. She's used to it now, but I used to set her off for nothing
>>540718465I still have them constantly to this day. They don't come from erotic dreams for me.
DEVLOG WEDNESDAY
>>540734137Pass some of that copium please.
>>540718465I remember once having an erotic dream with orgasm within the dream that didn't happen in reality, but in every other case I did splooge in my pants.Once I even woke up right before orgasm and immediately managed to pull on my foreskin and pinch it tightly shut just before cooming, which stopped me from soiling my pants. Then I waddled to the bathroom as soon as I confirmed the coast was clear to dump it in the toilet. Was pretty proud of extricating myself from that situation with perfect success.
https://x.com/hiohiok/status/1972249725006152075
>>540732580not always, you can be a mean brother but somehow if you do love and care about her she knows
>>540709953>submitted by Mr. Gravesi audibly kek'd
I could've fixed them.
>>540706431You did not refute the statement. For the record I am pro-incest, but taking a realistic, pragmatic approach to it is the only way you can create lasting policy.
>>540745180I wish I was Douglas
>>540746045Douglas ruined all of them. *spits at you* there you go. You're Douglas now.
https://x.com/hiohiok/status/1972297181874073893
Another shitty day in my shitty miserable life
Another awesome day in my totally rad life
>>540747589I'd rather have an unhappy family that hates me than what I have now
>>540751473Everything will be okay.
>>540752775What's going on here?
Post Coffin panties!TO SNIFF!
Welcome to Andrew and Ashley's coffeehouse! Where the brew is to die for!
>>540755250
>>540740301
>>540755705Can't spell "irresistible" without "sis."
>>540752573No it's not
>>540756043nta but what's wrong, anon?
>>540711856She tells you. When they were kids and she was a sneedler
>>540756135No imouto to hug
>>540757584boohoo I'll never even have a hussy and you're black pilling? get a grip
>>540757584I'm sorry to hear that, that's truly terrible.
i like that brother sister relationships are getting more common in vidya as several recent releases have them
>>540760241I wonder if it'll go up because everyone is so much more of a shut in now and dating is so horrible.
>>540760241last little sister game I've seen is this trash
>>540757921I just can't seem to stop feeling like shit
Drinking disgusting coffee to try and kill the hunger pains.
>>540760862>Reject modern dating>Become sistermaxxing incestpilled outcelThe only solution, desu
>>540762104>parents never gave me a sibling because they went and diedBlackpilled again
>>540762787Adopt a sister.
>>540762104haha maybe>1990s, gays and trans are made fun of>2020s, lgbtq tolerance is forced by governments>2020s, incest is made fun of>2050s, delphic relationships are now recognized and accepted by everyone
>>540763382>not persecuting incestphobes
>>540763372Who will be my sister?
>>540763382I've considered running for state office to push the delphic agenda, but to be honest I would only appeal to a specific demographic which is far too scattered to exert real political power and I wouldn't be able to get... certain categories of donors because I would be an outspoken critic about "certain types" of people.>>540763703Adopt a cat first, and then find a woman whose personality is an exact match to it.
>>540763762Cats are annoying they poop everywhere get the litter everywhere and they're expensive
>>540763919I think cats are cute, the parallels between them and sisters cannot be ignored.
>>540764032I guess they both poop everywhere
>>540763552The winning strategy is to make people think about it as little as possible once it's made legal. Gays going on rubbing their degeneracy in everyone's faces after they got their legal victories instead of "demobilizing" their activist class was a catastrophic tactical error (if you assume they only wanted legal equality for gays, which they didn't.)>>540763703Your wife ritually becomes your sister in the marriage ceremony.
>>540764149First line is true, second line is dumb and delphn't. There are rites to be observed, procedures to go through, it takes time and effort to convert an eligible woman into a sister. A legal document does not do this.
>>540763372only if I can make her wear a ponytail
>>540708220I was gonna ask for source than I remember that the Japanese just blueball you with incest bait.
Or you could just flooz
>>540764475
>>540764351koi kaze is pretty good
>>540709056A perfectly well drawn Assley gone to waste...
>>540718465Not since I was 16 or so, no.
>>540728898As a sisterlover, I have to admit that there is truth to this.
Sister kisster
>>540753605Ignoring bait, hopefully.>>540755979Brilliant.
>>540765072I have never been funnier than when I piss off my sister. I used to do this thing where I'd ask her to look at me and then when she did, I'd gag. I did that for YEARS and every fucking time it pissed her off to the point she'd yell at meGood times
>>540765552I mean, what would be the point of sistermaxxing if you stopped treating her like a sister? That defeats the whole point. We love sisters, not blood-related girlfriends or wives (forma de non-sister).
>>540764597From a quick Wikipedia reading>aren't raised together, bad start>huge age gap (28-15)>good animation and style though>they don't seem to end up miserable despite contemplating suicide>cute>"In the end, they decide to live, and to continue their relationship."tl;dr picrel Unless there's some Flowers in the Attic bullshit where one of them eventually cheats on the other for no fucking reason and such...
>>540766114Nothing of the sort, it's played straight.
>>540766114are you the rick friend
my sister after I prank her
My sister after I wake up from my dream where I have a sister:
My sister before she pranks me
>>540766802How did you get chapter 4 leak?
>>540767965I commune with Nemlei at her sacred shrine (it's a cat's scratching post)
>>540766802Disgusting old lady tits
>>540766802>That text
>>540765098>not running his hand through her hairfake sisterlover right there
>>540771795>hoverhanding his own sisterandrew is a beta soiboi confirmed
>>540771986you mean a ꜱoyboy?
>>540772065no, soiboi is a more effeminate and insulting way of saying it
>>540772162I only see homosexuals use the spelling "boi"
>>540768149It has the Finnish coat of arms on it, eight?
>>540772224that's... that's the point im trying to make, anon.
>>540772247No it's just a scratch post.
>>540772472IS THAT A BENIS??
>>540772590No, too smashed and slammed to have genitalia.
>>540774369Daughter.
>>540774369Cream
>>540774369
>>540775584FASTER
