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reserve anchor for your personal creations if this survives why not
>>540659079>* Uh... folks?>* H-hello...?
>>540672274the sky had a pokémon
We gotta keep this thread afloat for when the other one kicks the can!
>>540683565
Pinning Noelle to the wall!Gently whispering in Noelles ear!Promising to make her stronger!Asking if she doesn't want to cure her father?Doesn't she want to get close to Kris again?Doesn't she want Susie to notice her?Doesn't she want to get both her childhood friend and purple dino?
>>540692043>Don't sweat it, kid. Existing is for suckers anyway!
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Where do all these Spamtongs keep finding a conveniently large fry to gulp down
>>540692358im making them. one by one with tender love and care
>>540692326trash
>>540692358That fry has enough calories to last him a month, he will become obese in approximately 5 seconds after swallowing that fry
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUJOS?VOTE SPAMTENNAhttps://x.com/entryno17/status/1970919782095769921
>>540692443I know I'm trash but I wanna be Chara's trash or something...
>>540692506I dont think fujos stay up as late
>>540692506I don't like Spamtenna so I voted Kriselle, I am not sorryGood look to you fujos tho
>>540692506I have nothing against Spamtenna. It just doesn't interest me that much. As for Kriselle...
>>540692506we haven't even reached peak kriselle yet we've already gotten all our spamtenna slop they def deserve the win
>>540692506No offense to the fujos, but Kriselle is peak romance. Someone post the results in 11 hours so I can see the results.
>>540692189Forgot music to go with gif>https://files.catbox.moe/0lb1fh.mp3
>>540692506Kriselle reminds me of my gf and I, so that.https://files.catbox.moe/pp5ybv.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/sh1jvv.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCwb7LaEHzw
im sleepy
racist
>>540694714bpd rage
Please enjoy a delicious TV Time cookie that is actually a brick because Tenna sucks at baking
>>540694710Yes, she is.
>>540694819I will! Thank you Tenna, it looks really cute
>>540659079
>>540694819
I wanna hug himI wanna feel his warmthI wanna hear his heartbeatI wanna hear his gentle snores as he falls asleep, his hand in mine, his mind at ease knowing he has a home with me.
>>540694849she saw kris make that 9-11 joke with her antlers and had to retaliate with the nuclear option
>>540694849>Noelle's racist Chinese cowboy impressionHoly kek!
>>540692506>Greek tragedy vs salarymen crackshiphmmmm
>>540695949Kris knows someone who can fix this mistake
What the fuck is homestuck even about? The pilot didn't explain shit
Why is Toby fox Jewish
>>540697312Boy and his friends play a game that destroys the world, afaik. I only just finished Act 2. Yeah, the pilot wouldn't make sense unless you've read the comics at least a little bit.
Ralsei is Kris's knife.>it's how he travels between Dark Worlds>it's why Susie does not keep it on her person, when she creates her Dark Fountain, despite never letting go of it>somehow always ends up on Kris, despite waving us good bye>never indicates it's leaving with a spark, like Lancer and Rouxls doWhat else?
>>540697542Darkners would have memories of him, then. He would have been used to cut the pie, etc, things like that would give him an existing personality. I don't think it tracks.
>>540697542No white star like Rouxls when they enter a fountain.>>540697650Good point anon.>>540697650
>>540692449bossy short smug fat fuck...
>>540697312>he wants to know about HomestuckFour friends organize a group for a hot new game beta.Turns out to be the mechanism for creating the universe.Shit gets complicated very fast.
>>540659079>>540672274Guys, we have some bad news...
>>540698024>>540672274
>>540695121based and comfy spamton pilled
Okay but what if
the mormon church president died. Fuck him.
>>540692358large fry store
Post things that would make good dark world evil rulers, like tenna, queen and king are.I'll start with an industrial robot manufacturing arm.
>>540698526>We Euro Christiansyou mean people bending over for muslims?
>>540698604any piece of mtt-brand merchandising. the existential crisis writes itself.
>>540698551Lol, I like it anon
>>540698526>We Euro ChristiansCatholic or protestant?
https://x.com/hollyrogerbay/status/1972102849065836665
good morning /utg/. how are you?
I hate how my entire timeline that was so carefully curated to have deltarune artists in it has been flooded by homosuck.I don't care for it. I didn't back when it was a thing and I definitely don't now.
>>540698604For a music-themed world, something like Asriel's old boombox with a CD changer which would represent his various phases and struggling to find himself. The CD's of various styles are Darkners that you fight earlier in the chapter, but this time they're amplified by the boss and have new abilities. The Pacifist way of fighting him would be something like playing into his indecisiveness and inability to stick to one track, literally.
>>540698604This thing looks sinister to me.
>>540699160I got a mild idea who made that.>>540698865
What if you were a mizzle?
Toby's acting voice suffers from what I call skyrim mod voice acting itis where he sounds like a teenagers kind of keeping his voice down so his parents next door can't hear him.
>>540699258wait doesn't he just edit it with software? even primitive and simple voicechangers are piss easy to come by.
>>540699085Religion isn't a fucking shopping trip where you get to pick and choose. You're either catholic or you're not.
Now I'm starting to get why people don't like a certain namefag that shows up around these hours.
>>540699345by that definition i ain't anymore, nowadays a patchwork taken from multiple sources.
>>540699017nerd spamtong...
>>540699061Morning! Somehow the twitches from the bottle of Coke I had yesterday carried over into this morning, but at least it fills me with energy. What about you?
>>540698604Elephant's Foot in a Chernobyl dark world
>>540699647glad to hear you are energized fren>What about you?i am doing well, drinking my morning coffee right now :D
>>540698865heresy is not a real thing that is a made up term by butthurt tradfags
>>540699647uh.... you may want to see a doctor, caffeine isn't supposed to do that so it may be serious.
>>540692358very sexy brat spamtong face......correction needed immediately
>>540699807he looks like he'd be confident during the nastiest sex but if you kiss and cuddle him he'd melt
>>540698604evil school bus that represents being trapped by parents/school/being a child
>>540699896>magic school bus but fucked up and evilKino
>>540699061Good morning to you! :)Got up earlier today because I couldn't sleep but I'm feeling fine.I'll be having a lunch with my family in an hour or so.
>>540699982>I'm feeling fineglad to hear that fren :)>I'll be having a lunch with my family in an hour or so.nice! hope you have a comfy time :D
>>540697467>>540697936Alright I'm hooked.
>>540700048>hope you have a comfy time :DThanks! Have a nice day, fren! :D
>>540699725Neat. Never been a coffee guy myself, but picked up a habit of having several cups of tea at work. >>540699805It's fine, it just reacts with my hyperactive system this way. Plus I rarely drink it nowadays, so it was kind of a jolt, I suppose.
>>540699891he's fine playing up being a slut because hes an ad who knows what people like but he absolutely cannot handle and probably refuses having oral done on him
>>540699665That's just overkill. That darkner would be a unstoppable force of instant death.
>>540700220Good to hear, here.
>>540698604a 3D printer with a god complex because it basically creates it's own darkners
reading but not jerking off to spamtenna mpreg smut with my cat curled up sleeping and purring on my chest feeling like idk what. a pedophile? something corruptive of innocence well thank god you can't read or parse images on a screen.
>>540700480How strong was the urge to share that information with us, anon?
>>540700306This is the goat that collects all the taxes.
>>540698604The Hope Diamond. people give it a ridiculous, undue amount of attention and it's in the center of a cool big room. would be impossibly obsessed with itself and its popularity among lightners and proudly lead a court of jealous precious and semiprecious stones. she's trapped inside her glass castle for safety.
>>540700586intense and now I sleep bcs my soul feels cleansed
>>540700290it's been now a little over four years and I still want to kiss his stomach and thighs and rest my face against him, hold his hands and rub his palms with my fingers, snuggle up with him and give him not just the sexual but romantic attention he deserves
>>540700480>>540700834try a rape fetish, you get to corrupt innocence without the spics, niggers and whiteys uniting to gnaw your bowels from your abdomen in prison.
give me your best schizo theories
>>540701008What the absolute fuck are you talking about.
>>540700805outer castle. large, entirely indoor dark world a la church dw.
>>540701126Anon, that's the namefag I've been talking about. Best ignore "it".
>>540701126Acquire a non-consensual intercourse fetish because that way you will just be a rapist, and not a pedo. Thusly, the gangs in prison will be nicer on you.
>>540701008You forgot the gigachad image
>>540701241aw thanks anon. I'll try.
>>540701008>Someone somehow more racist than me
>>540701181I know who they are, but they seem to be in a particularly attention seeking mood this evening.
>>540700983Based, puppet love is forever.
>>540700983I cannot relate to any of these feelings about Spamton. But I must admit that's how at least some people think about my feelings towards Noelle, and that alone allows me to tolerate your tastes.
>>540701404nah I just do it for giggles, like laughing at Kirk's neckussy. both sides of the political spectrum are cringe for forcing me to deal with race identity and racism, this is my middle finger.
>>540701675oh god youre like me and kraut combined with how you talk
>>540698604It would be cool to see a Darkner boss infused with a Lightner's identity because of either deliberate intent when the item was created or because it includes some trace of the original. Like, imagine Noelle taping a photo of Dess to her guitar for some kind of shrine, and then in a Dark World the guitar becomes a pseudo-Dess with some of her traits, but idealized and exaggerated.
>>540701113gaster was a real human, same tier of reality as us, like toby fox or (you). further, he >is< toby fox, on some level. this is what is meant by "fell into his creation" - not the CORE but his writing, his fiction, utdr. he is on a higher level than the other characters in the game, but on a lower level than us players.angels in the light = upper truer realitydemons in the dark = lower, fiction realitythus 666. the fallen angel, the devil. this is the meaning of 66666666 666 666.the word 'man' has always read a little weird to me in a world of monsters, but if gaster is literally an ex-human, him being the 'mysteryman' makes sense.if he is a font skeleton, this follows through with the weird implications (unintentionally, likely) set by the fact that sans/papyrus are human skeletons. he is toby fox's skeleton...further: the titan is 'going up' to a higher reality, in my view. thus the angel imagery despite coming from the dark below/hell. without a doubt this is why it starts with a realistic human head. (i also believe this is the reasoning for omega flowey being made of real photos, and importantly featuring a real human face (in grayscale!) - omega flowey is an early iteration of the 'beast going up in reality layers due to the power of human ("real") souls' idea.)all this titan talk is to say i think that the titan's visual similarity to gaster's face is intentional, as gaster is more real than the other characters, thus more angelic (despite having turned 666demonic666)all this i very strongly personally believe (and love). i think it is at least 50% likely to be the intent.
>>540701730ah thanks, my autism is off the charts. I was the weird one even in special ed (behavioral problems / mental issues but normal intelligence)
>>540701113
Who made this?
>>540701113Easy.
>>540701404He isn't. He is amping it up because it gives him more attention.
>>540702280High-fructose corn syrup?
>>540701776Is Gerson (Darkner) actually Gerson, or just a copy with his memories as a Darkner? A fallout 4 synth type of deal?
Lady Geist in deadlock fucking sucks said toby fox
>>540701992i believe a very similar line of thought. i adore all theories that operate over the fictional layers that have been cleanly established (royal sciences llc, ralsei's ch3 intro speech, sword route and cat petterz and dragon blazers, etc)
good morning i love them
>>540702879I bet you do.
>>540702583Gerson's composition would probably be at least 60% monster to 40% other matter, so he's a rather accurate copy, but definitely not the original.>A fallout 4 synth type of deal?Don't remind me, that was the only part of the plot that had potential, and they barely did anything with it. At least I had fun shooting in that game.
>>540702915yeah thats what i said
>>540702981try fallout london, I'm playing it RN and it's way better.
>>540689849>>540689953>>540690092So, anyone going to talk about this?
I don't think most people in this fandom is even aware of the great undertale orgy in 2018, I remember pictures of the event taking place on a stage back then between a sans and frisk cosplayer, but I haven't seen the video of it resurface since then, anyone here still have it?>>540701113We'll get a Papyrus boss fight in either chapter 5 or 6 where he's working for the knight, I don't believe in papyrus knight simply due to me believing in papyrus knight assistant theory more
>>540703284>papyrus knight assistant theoryinteresting, go on
>>540703284>Asriel, god form>*exists*>Teenage girls:>OMFG SANS SO HOTwhere did we fail?
>>540703358sans is hot as fuck
>>540703358Asriel god form fanart is generally not fat so thats why nobody who's normal jerks off to him, at least in most sans fanarts sans undertale is portrayed as fat
>>540703487>* Now the flowers will grow.>* Howdy! Would you like to sign my petition?>* I guess it would be more politically correct to kill the women and monsters first.
>>540703487 (Me)>>540703728Second part of this btw
>>540703284if you mean this infamous photo it was from a make your own hentai scene panel or something along those lines where cosplayers improvised things. This is the only media to come from it because cameras werent allowed
>>540703487Considering how much he gets pushed over in the early chapters, this is perfect, especially the movie design.
>>540703778>* SIgn my petition, darn it!
>>540700313peak
>>540703778replace the cat with temmie
>>540703845>WomenI expected nothing less.
>>540702029if you advertise that you have autism you don’t really have much autism
>>540703332It's pretty simple and honestly I haven't written down all my thoughts about it, but I believe that Papyrus is working for the knight in a similar way that Asgore is working for Carol, we can take reverse undertale theory too and apply it to chapter 5 being snowdin, but Papyrus disappearing in chapter 4 completely got me thinking where he could be, and considering the festival is in chapter 5... would it be too much of a stretch to assume that he's missing because he's helping setting up for it? Sans said we'll meet him around this time so the timelines matches up, the goner list even has his name being important and since this is papyrus we're talking about, I can see him being a false knight of sorts, there was more evidence I gathered but this is my thoughts on the top of my head>>540703845No, I know this image but the on I remembering was an underfell sans cosplayer groping a normal Frisk cosplayer ass, it's been a while since I saw it but I do remember the background having a black curtain
>>540704161this sounds reasonable considering UT papyrus is taking the orders of a knight in a scary faced helmet because he wants to be just like that
I'm sad that I missed out on undertale cosplay autism back in the day because I didn't want to embarrass myself. I should have just embraced the autism.
>>540703487Ralsei is a technical pacifist Total people murdered: 0Limbs hacked: 1997
I want tasque to make fun of my micro penis
>>540704449I can make fun of your micropenis for you
>>540704328i love the idea of gaster as a pianist or organist. hadnt considered it before and it rules.maybe W.T. Foxter composed the soundtrack and inserted his theme into random tracks like field of hopes and dreams
>>540704328wait what the fuck this makes senseI always thought the idea of the knight being papyrus was random but if you think about it as papyrus asking his dad to be in his game then this changes everythingIdk how or why he is working with kris tho
>>540704606NTA but maybe us knowing about Sans’ brother before he mentions him isn’t actually us, the player, knowing, but rather Kris having that idea already
>>540704328also yeah this is the first and only 'papyrus is anything at all of significance' theory that wasnt a complete fecal onslaught like papyrusknight. i kinda like it
>>540704449No one will do that, especially if we know nothing about you and you provide no proof. Even if you provided proof, I would sooner admonish you for your poor choices in the provision of said proof and file a report using the "Report post" function integrated into 4chan's interface than make any relevant comment on your under-scaled genitalia.
>>540704606i don't think papyrus is the knight, he's too nice to do the mean things it does like killing Jackenstein.i think it would make some sense as evidence towards mettaknight. mettaton is kind of the opposite of undyne narratively in UT, and we know papyrus is easy swayed by strong personalities.
>>540704449What's there to make fun of?
>>540704862>underscaled genitaliathe sequel to undertale genitalia
>>540704973Susie is underscaled
>>540704973>Deltarune dik'n'bawls
>>540704328I don't know how to really explain it, I think we can all mostly agree that Sans will have some importance to this dark world considering it's about Asgore envy, but I don't think we'll fight him again so what else is important to Sans? Papyrus, it just feel like it's pointing to Papyrus showing up as a knight assistant since it'll give him importance but not so much that the narrative of the holiday family gets shafted, there's something strange going on with Papyrus and I believe it'll be him working for the knight, it fits his character, motive and even fixes the strange lack of anything we've seen of him so far.I definitely need to format this theory into a more coherent reading experience lol.
>>540704591>gaster sitting in his bunker playing the organ dramatically
Shadowguy bf trying to comfort me due to my self-worth issues but getting really upset because he can’t say anything he’s thinking, so he pulls out a pen and paper
>>540705137if this is true, then sans is covering for him. no way sans 'judgemental asshole' doesn't know where he issans working with the knight?
>>540705192Shadowguy bf only writing beautiful music sheets no matter how hard he tries to write real letters
gaster is the most overrated character in this entire series and it's not even a contest to dethrone him from the number 1 spot of overrated characters, 2nd place overrated character named chara is 5 digit miles away from him, gaster could literally take a 1000 year sleep and no one would catch up to him in overratedness.
I want Toby to use his mouth on my penis
>>540705316I imagine Sans being the type to know about it but to also not do anything about it, he did the exact same thing with Papyrus and Flowey, plus Papyrus does have a history of working for the big bad in undertale IE: when he got everyone in one place in the pacifist ending, it could very easily translate to deltarune too
is that a tranny
>>540705449trvke
>>540705449Wasn't Chara like 4th place in the votes?
>>540705154could be keeno
>>540692043Everyone be sure to thank Gaster for keeping his DELTARUNE clean of memetic interlopers.
>>540705870got the poll/voting results by any chance?
>>540706075I actually don't.But I remember it was1srt - Gaster2nd - Togore3rd - Frisk4th - CharaThen Toby told people that Frisk and Gaster weren't allowed because one resets the game and one activates hard modeThen it became Togore vs Chara and they both won and had a good time
>>540706185Thanks, Toby knew what he was doing letting Togore creep on the list right?
>>540706289I think not.Togore was winning the votes so Toby donated 5 hundred to Chara in the last 30 minutes before the stream startsAnd still she didn't last until the first chckpoint after FloweyWith that being said they did code in name changing which ig it's either last minute thought or they were ready to milk this name thing for donos
>>540706602>hundredoops I meant 5 thousand lol
>>540703284Undertale WHAT???? Was the Frisk cosplayer a cute girl?
>>540706602DESU I think Asgore or Flowey are deserving to top the list, they're his best written characters. it seems unintentionally?
Remember what they took from you.
If I was Toby I'd have Togore win it and just leave it at that but then when it gets to Asriel he doesn't pull from the player's name and just calls you "Chara" anyways then when you meet Asriel at the very end he'd mention "Togore? We don't talk about him." or something silly like that before he locks on the "Don't you have anything better to do?" line
>>540707105Tigery Togory
>>540706602>>540707105>>540707258I'm serious when I say I kinda love this adorable little autistic goat. At first I thought he was another dumb meme, but now he's grown on me so much I find him endearing.
>>540706871Yeah, I'm pretty sure a bunch of these undertale cosplayer pornography was taken down during the tumblr porn purge, I remember one of those images (a Chara x Frisk pic of them in collars, bleeding, smoking, etcetera) one having such good cinematography; that it introduced me to bdsm as a whole, honestly I miss how much of the early undertale fandom is just lost like this
>>540707478I'm serioius too, dude.At first I didn't get it but then I saw the fanart and he is just so cute and weird I love him!
>>540707543>#TOGORETASTIC!
>>540707625That artist made him real to me unironically.Btw do u have the one with him and Asgore? (pic related)
>>540707525>I missed out on grown women dressed as Frisk and Chara being sexyJust kill me now.
>>540707779I doubt you want to freak with that, anon. the hardware upstairs has to be damaged for them to do this in the first place.
>>540707525Ha, ha...The thought terrifies me.
last chance for anyone here to suggest music for the wrestling stream later today
Carrying out a fascinating conversation with Asgore about what the emblem on his breastplate represents when suddenly we hear approaching footsteps echo from out in the great hall as I take his watering can to hide away behind my back so he can look cool for the citizenry/adversary entering his throne room, reattaching the massive violet cloak back onto Asgore's pauldrons after sewing up the rare instance of battle damage and ironing all the wrinkles out since he looks so handsome with it on that I want to make sure it's intact, getting on my tippy-toes to kiss Asgore and just as I'm starting to pull back since it seems improper to make out while he's actively "on-duty" as king I hear a loud *tch-wawawawa* sound to my right just before what feels like some sort of metal bar is placed against my back and I'm willingly guided once more to his lips
>>540707779>>540707901>>540708013This experience is how I can tell a new fag from someone like me, who've been around since the beginning, personally I prefer men but even I can admit that some of the cosplays back then was downright breath-taking, I know most will never see this for what it is but porn can be a form of art if done correctly, pre-tumblr porn ban was the pinnacle of it, it's a shame that no one nowadays even try to replicate what it was like back then, I don't even remember the last time I saw anyone actually do anything NSFW in an undertale cosplay since like covid, it's what missing nowadays>>540708248Do Astor Piazzolla - Oblivion
>>540708248lacrimosa from requiem by mozart please
Has anyone drawn porn of Toby yet
Sex
Why are deer women like this
>>540711027It's a complex born from centuries of oppression by Santa
>>540703284>tfw you missed out on the great undertale orgyWhy even live desu
>>540711027
>>540708718Nobody does nsfw cosplays anymore cause OF means you can make mad cash and not even show a nipple.
>>540711316the free market will fix things they said.I'm calling it, susie and noelle will go full commie.
>>540711146It was a great time to be a horndog, I still do my Chara cosplay occasionally for it but deep down I know it'll never be like how it was back then, maybe I'll join in the homestuck orgies this time around if the fandom gets a resurgence with the animated show, I heard those was even crazier than the undertale orgies back then>>540711316I swear nsfw online just gets worse and worse overtime, there's no more artistic integrity for it in the 2020s
>Asriel returns home>Keeps dodging questions about college>Toriel calls the college>Asriel never enrolled>Used college fund on deer girl bathwater and feet pics>Toriel needs to get an extra job to pay the loan>Asriel tells Kris to stuff balls up his ass and fly to Cambodia to help the family out>You, anon, drive through hometown>See goat woman turning tricks on street corner>You ask how much>She lists her prices and starts sobbing>Asgore drives by in his Bergentruck >Engaged to Berdly's mom>Toriel deserved this all
>>540712218>Kris just permanently moves to Castle Town at the sight of such bullshit
>>540712384''Hey dude your mom is worried sick and called the police, just stick the balls up your ass. I can join you if you need the support''
>>540711986>Kris goes home>Catches Toriel and Sans doing the JitterBug>Kris goes to the flower shop>Catches Asgore and Papyrus doing the Jitter!>Kris goes to the dark world>Catches Ralsei and Gaster doing the Bug Dance>Kris goes to the lake>Catches Asriel rawdogging Dess' corpseOther then Togore this whole entire family failed Kris so hard.
Post images that you find really hot.
>>540712680>catches togore and chester 69ing to the jitterbug musicit's fucking over
>>540712658>"Suz.">"All I have to say is...">"Every day is pizza day here.">"And also every day is goat day here.">"You do the math."
>>540712875that was the his last straw... Kris is now gonna do the rope route.
>>540712816
>>540712941>Kris catches the souls and rope doing the jitterbug
>>540712552This artist's Light World Ralsei stuff really tugs at my heartstrings.
>>540713026>Kris goes to school the next day>Catches Susie and Noelle doing the Jitterbug
>>540712937>Susie sticks ball up her ass>Her orcish hands do it wrong and one bursts>In Cambodian Prison>No gender seperation, hellhole>Cartels, blood, semen and rape everywhere>Susie's idea>Bought a shiv by gargling on some gangbanger's nuts >Determination>Creates a dark fountain>Cigarettes are the currency
>watch DR animation>see this>get hornywhy is his model built like that DAMN
I solved the meaning of "Lost where the forest would grow"The tree is a lost soul. As in the monsters you have to save in the Asriel fight. Compare how the blurred squares look. Kris separated Dess's soul from her body (possibly taking it, compare to the black deer segment of sword route). Also the place where these trees first show up is the Field of Hopes and Dreams. Further connecting the trees to the Undertale Asriel fight thematically.
>>540713303>Ralsei meets Susie in prison gangworld>Had to swat Jizzles off of him>Susie has prison tats>''Death to traitors'' >''Family is eternal''>Even more swole>Ralsei tries to hide his anxiety>''O-oh hello Susie how a-''>Susie grabs him>''HOW DO YOU HOP DARKWORLDS?!''>''S-Susie wh- wha?''>''KRIS! I WANT TO KILL HIM!'' >>540712937SO YEAH BAD IDEA.
>>540713774OK, added to the .txt
>>540713774Toby Fox reading this: Dang! I should've thought of that!
>>540713776>Kris hops on>"Hey Suz.">"YOU FUCKER~">"You know Azz-hole would just spend that money on more porn, right?">"...huh?">Kris takes out a 400HP slice of pizza>"All I'm saying is...">offers it to Susie>"Have a bite, because you need it. And then we're gonna go deal with Az.">"You mean, like, talk to him and Pacify him?">"Fuck no. Noelle's in, we're putting the bitch on ice.">"And Ralsei is...">"Um, this is morally dubious, but I guess I'm based on an asshole anyway, so I'm fine with that!">"Just like that?">"Also, Kris has been in the Castle for days. HE ALWAYS LEAVES THE SEAT UP.">"Alright, if you guys are fine, I'm game! But... why didn't you do it sooner?">"Pizza, Suz. Plus Mom grounded me that one time for eating the candy that Az really took, and I never forgot it."
>>540657684Who were Dess’ other big kid friends?
I need help desperately and no one’s gonna give it. There’s no one around who can help me. No one’s gonna help me and I can’t seem to help myselfsaid fave
>>540711316With OF doesn't most money come from giving the GFE by constantly sending messages to individual simps? Seems like a lot of work, or something you'd outsource to indians
>>540715135Any specifics?
>>540715090Catti, Mettaton's ghost, Asriel..... maybe burgerpants too
>>540715090FRIEND, Dr Gaster, heat fire guy, shyren
This looks like a Vivziepop drawing, where the fuck is her fat belly and tits?
>>540715665This is her after her liposuction
>>540715090Shyren, Muffet, Catty, Bratty, Tentacle girl and Fuku Fire
Utg I just took a big ____
I had a dream that I was walking into this sort of Asian marketplace with silly anime plushies lined up and on one corner I noticed what looked like a Tenna cosplayer or the actual Tenna in the middle of entertaining some people. I was so shocked that I kept hiding behind the corner to peek but then he noticed me and walked over from the other side, looking down on me from above and perceived me... Then my dream ended after he was moving with the audience to the side I'm on.
>>540715909loan
>>540716032retard no fuck ur loan
>>540714997kek'd.
>>540716146Too late, the interest is rising
>>540715869Have we ever sen Muffet in DT at all?
Ok since DT is clearly the timeline where the war never happened then do you think Chara or Frisk EVEN exist in this world?
>>540716287No, but she’s implied to exist.
Sex with Robert F. Fox
>>540716454I sure as fuck hope not, the two worst written characters of Undertale should be at maximum Asriel's college friends who get only vaguely hinted at
>>540716454Kris IS Frisk. They both have the same hair color, same skin color, and similar names like Susie and Suzy. Chara is the one who debatably doesn’t exist.
>>540716745Chara is Ralsei
>>540716745>>540716945>Frisk is a boy>Chara is a boyThis is the worst timeline
Fish I wish
>>540717084Ralsei is a girl
>>540717325Only spiritually
>>540717084This might be hard to take in but Toby always intended them to be boys, they only changed them to be non-binary to get more of the tumblr fags on board, murderboy is still a thing even if it might make some people mad that their waifus was a man all along.
>>540717084I think you mean best timeline
>>540692506I love both....
>>540717486I need some kind of explanation to why he has this obsession for nonbinary humans and also the need to self insert as the submissive lesbian dominated by the butch dyke he writes
>>540715346It’ll just sound dumb but I appreciate the sentiment
Has anyone drawn Noelle as the easter egg from the sonic sound test on the sega cd game? 12-25 is part of the code to access it and it feels like a reference someone would have made by now since 12-25 is probably the blood type of the entire holiday family.
>>540717486He did but only until he started seeing all the hot japanese women cosplays and the japanese fans making them look like girls in fanart
>>540717821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttlpk5jQkzUno but someone has done it for spamton
>>540717645Toby is a nonbinary bisexual sub
>>540717975Fuck it, close enough.
>>540717684NTA but I promise it won't sound dumb, nobody here is in a place to judge
toby.fangamer.com/interviews/nine/I'm pretty sure this is alluding to Deltarune.>7 8 9 | Kris (seven - 7 flying aces) hurts/betrays ("eats") Susie.>5 6 7 | Knight (five - number of the dark/star element in the code) sics Kris (some kind of cool dog-or-wolf) on Susie.>Seven doing it out of love/duty | Kris keeping their promise>Negative seven | Ralsei (from the motivation), fanon Ralsei or Eram (as the direct inverse of seven, the misled anti-hero)>-9 -8 -7 | Susie (also negative nine?) getting Ralsei to try his cake/cooking something for him in the future, or Gaster creating RalseiThat's the gist of it. There's also seven being the cool number and Susie directly calling Kris "the cooler one" after reading Asriel's letter, seven referred to with neutral pronouns while masculines ones are used for negative seven, and Toriel's comment being a jab at Asgore, meaning the Kris-Asgore parallels may be intentional.
pleeeease give me all the fanart you have with hometown's fall foliage
>>540716454chara is kris
>>540718241You know what? I can accept this, since tobert is kind of cheeky with references.
>>540717645No idea, I guess he's just a Yuri fag and realise that making humans non-binary in the games is a good way to get people not only self inserting themselves into the game, but also arguing about it online>>540717868No amount of Japanese fanart will change the original intent, I'm honestly somewhat convinced that one of the main reasons he doesn't really do in person interviews anymore is cause he's scared that he'll call either of them "he" and get cancelled online for still viewing them as boys
>>540717965I love the idea of Vessel being obsessed with Kris. Not even romantically, just imprinted on him and wanting to be around.
>>540698604Anything historical, honestlyThe thought of items related to the most tragic and brutal periods of human history becoming living Darkners is quite harrowing
>>540672456That's not a pokémon! That's a giant enemy crab!https://youtu.be/6DJ3LfZhLKM?si=33eCOPfSwVXaoaUd
>>540718625Frens
spamtong is a bratty bitch who needs correction
life feels so boring... i can barely even care about having sex with my tv...
>>540718881I feel like every anon need to hear that this won't last forever, even this image right here will become lost to time no matter what you try, enjoy the moment while it last, when chapter 7 comes out; this whole experience will be over for us.
>>540718863CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE
W.I.P.>https://files.catbox.moe/qnhdor.pngThe one in the whiteboard was an ad-lib but I thought it was cute so I'm making it a proper drawing now. (´▿` )
>>540719112(it is time to rickroll the white house)
>>540719083there was no reason for you to say this
>>540719140LET'S GOOOOOI wish I had a dick so I could cum inside him
>>540719083We will also all eventually die. Sucks, right?
goap
>>540717084They always were.
>>540719083Couldn't be me, I plan on engraving primitive Krusie into a stone tablet with instructions to spray it with anti-sun-explosion spray in the future
>>540718241I'm glad someone except me is schizotheorizing about this Negative seven could also be the knight, as the anti kris
>>540719083Incorrect. The super deltarune autism people I’ve been following since 2018 have not stopped posting a single day. The game will love on for at least another decade from its completion through them
>>540719436
>>540719556
>>540718776A gun or sword is an inherently tragic object. All it can be used for is death
gote....
>>540717645Because he’s a megafaggot.
>>540719508At the end of time, there will only be two warring factions of humans left on Earth: the UTDR Disciples and the Church of MLP
>>540719168>>540719374>>540719502I just get weirdly sentimental about this for whatever reason>>540719508You would think so but there's already been a few times where something became lost media here, don't rely on these superfans to be there forever, time gets to us all
>>540719343It's not wrong to wish.I for one wish I knew how to colour and shade cuz im dreading that part :(
>>540672274>>540672456>>540718863the sky had a WANCHOR
>>540719773You have to learn how to let go of the future and live in the present
>>540719773>I just get weirdly sentimental about this for whatever reasonI see what you mean, finality in anything good can be sad. But that's life, the best you can do is take the good parts of whatever's passed and try to make something just as good.
>>540719083it's a nice feeling though, knowing you're still in the midst of it all. after undertale for a while, there was nothing to look forward to. then there was. one day there once again won't be, but for now, there is. it's nice being a part of something.
>>540718241Knight is hanging the promise of Dess on a string above Kris and Carol's heads. What an asshole
>>540711986Room for one more?
>>540720019As a certain show once put it,>the past is far behind us>the future doesn't exist
>>540720304You made me die :(
>>540720387BUT LOOK! A COMPUTER!
lithe gote
>>540719635I mean, there are arguably even worse things than weapons that could become Darkners from a more metaphysical standpointCase in point, picrel
>>540720753Hopefully this would just become a carpet like the game board did
you like kissing ralsei, don't you?
>>540719943I have no idea how other artists can render pieces the way they do. I usually just default to some line art crosshatching for shading
>>540719635i could open a soup can with a sword
Good morning
>>540720304As a wise man once said>The past is the future and the future is dead,>But the past is never dead, it isn't even the past!
>>540692506This poll is botted as fuck, I saw Kriselle shoot up 2000+ votes in like 2 minutes at one point. I like Kriselle but it sucks that some shitter is likely spending real money just to get their ship to win. It's a fucking twitter popularity poll who fucking cares if the predictably popular Sexyman ship wins.
>>540720019>>540720052There probably is something deeply wrong with me but the idea of just living in the present? to act like the past; future doesn't exist? it feels disrespectful to act like nothing happened, to pretend that everyone you lost didn't matter in the end, it's something I just don't see myself doing>>540720053It's nice and horrifying at the same time, it's not even that I'm concerned about my mortality but more so that something that you hold in such high regard could just fade to time like that, it's hell trying to hold onto everything but knowing that you're powerless to save anything and everyone.
>>540720875this some sort of rhetorical question?
>>540721363>but more so that something that you hold in such high regard could just fade to time like thatyou don't have to forget. if you do have to forget, you can remember for as long as you can, for as long as you're here.
>>540720964They make very small swords with handles for this very purpose
>>540721409perhaps :3
>>540721363you're doing everything you will lose a disservice by mourning it before it's gone
>>540721363>it feels disrespectful to act like nothing happened, to pretend that everyone you lost didn't matter in the end, it's something I just don't see myself doingThe idea's not to forget the past, but to recognize it and learn from it, while also not holding onto it like some security blanket. And as for the future, we are making it every second. The future starts now and ends never, and it's not really some pretty picture far off in the distance to look up to.
Come onTomorrow's nostalgia happens todayNow was always meant to be then just like how now can only ever lead to laterit doesn't mean "forget the past" or "don't think of the future"But instead it means that the present IS the past AND the futureYou can enjoy all the memories you have and still have a whole road ahead of youThe future is the most important to me because it's what the now is always gonna lead toBut the past is also really dear to me because it's where all my best memories are....anyways..
>540658094>mewmewtard
>>540721890That's the dyke not the tranny. get it right.
>>540721978>the dykethats not alphys
>>540722036oh true Dess is straight... sorry Im just used to them all being lesbians
>>540722135>dess out of nowhereNot sure the connection between a deltarune character and mewmew
>>540722198Oh I get it. This is a bit isnt it?Well go on then lol
>>540722302bit?
>>540721591You can probably figure out the answer.
Now that the dust has settled, why was Chapter 7 so much worse than Chapter 6?
who cares about teenager fear of time passing draw a fave right now
>>540722447Toby's dream ending that was divinely given to him from on high was fucking dogshit and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>540720850How about this?
>>540722438I need this cockwarmer like you wouldn't believe
>>540722447Because it was basically just one good boss fight and then an epilogue. Up until G. Ultima it's just a purple hallway. Also while I did like the ending it was absolutely some Homestuck type shit.
>>540720875I want to rape him until he starts wishing for the Roaring to happen
>>540722646He's also good at warmingyour heart.
>>540722807sure sure anon, but about my cock...
>>540722807BIG paws for BIG hugs
>>5407225702 minutes in ms paint
>>540702280tututumy on xitter
>>540702484kek
>>540722932This lad is capable of heating cocks up to 3500 degrees.
>>540723024https://youtu.be/rlymLx8LMN8?si=LUzjc754cyDaU8zb
>>540723395Toasty boi
I feel sad today.>>540722570I did my best
>>540723406Straight into my ytpmv/otomad playlist, thanks anon
>>540692506>>540721350IT WAS ME I [Faking Poll Results With Bots]YOU CAN'T LET [Trash Heap] WINVOTE FOR THAT [Hochi Mama] AND [Make me proud son]
>>540718572He already fucked up with Monster Kid in the past
>>540723507ralsei is perfect for long cold winter nightsorder now only whateverthepriceisonfangamer.99.
>>540723294Thanks
>>540724430And Napstablook recently, and also Frisk when the game first came out, when Toby say a character is non-binary; he most likely view them as a boy, we have evidence for this considering he have never accidentally used "she" for any of them, it's always been he, he's just scared that more people will catch onto this fact
>>540724889Do you think people would actually care if he said something about it?
>>540724889didnt he call napstablook a she in the stream?>>540725000yes. yes, they would.
What if I drew Noelle's womb haha and it had like 18 chambers and 36 ovaries haha?
>>540725130why would it need chambers or ovaries neither of those are required for having more children at a time
>>540723024soulful
>>540725130They would all be useless since she's a lesbian.
>>540725218Why does anything need anything at all?!Why does noelle have a big penor?!Why does she need 4 sets of breasts?!huh? HUH?!!
>>540725130that would be crazy and would demand far more body mass in her abdomen to house all of it
>>540725000I mean considering most undertale fans are fags, so yeah, he's just being careful around these weirdos>>540725093He called napstablook a he
>>540725093I think they wouldn’t. They’re willing to eat up anything he puts out. He could take a shit on a plate for the 10th anniversary of Deltarune and people would thank him.
>>540708718I am not a newfag. I just didn't browse Tumblr.
>>540725394I see I see.We can fix that
THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTEI'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
>>540725565i'm talking xenomorph queen, anon, not fat fetish
>>540725093>>540725442Why is he ok with having these unhinged people in his fanbase? It’s a bomb waiting to go off.
>>540722570i present reheated art of fave
>>540725685That can be arranged
>>540716576Filtered. Chara and Frisk are an acquired taste.>>540717084Actually, mommy Chara and participant girls liking girls tutorial Frisk were confirmed girls last week.
>>540725645oh this is cute
>>540725731i'll let it slide>>540723720>>540723795https://youtu.be/OOVCQ-zGpYw?si=Y9m3HpToNHvrfNqR
>>540725813>still coping
>>540725693He doesn't get to choose who plays his game or becomes his fanWhy do you think he went on a tweet-deleting spree once UT got super popularHe is not in control
>>540725442But it was totally just mistake withe text to speech, guise…
>>540725924I am not (you)
>>540726009>He is not in controlUnf...
>>540718863>FUCKING BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU-(con con los terroristas!)>FUCKING BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU-(con con los terroristas!)>FUCKING BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU->FUCKING BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU-[FUCK YOU]i love that ytpmv
>>540726096>still unable to admit that he misunderstood toby and can only reply with "n-no u"
>>540726009He does to a degree. By making his game Homestuck 2.0, and using the gender neutral pronoun garbage, he’s openly inviting the worst dregs imaginable to come to his fanbase, since they flock to that shit like a moth to a flame.
>>540726330Again, I am not (you)
>>540725813Toby called himself mommy because he’s going to come out as a troon one day.
>>540726495UNFFFFF
>>540725891Incredible
What if Noelle laid a digi-egg?
You’re awfully cockySo damn cocksure of yourself
Reminder that a FtM Spamton fan drove an innocent woman to suicide, and that Toby Fox has blood on his hands.
>>540726495Faggots here would rather believe this than mommy Chara.
The machinations in Toby Fox's mind are an enigma
>>540726680What if it was cum on his face
This only further emphasizes that Kris is the girl of the prophecy
>>540726714Quit denying objective reality.
>>540726680qrd?
>>540726680>FtM Spamton fan drove an innocent woman to suicidebased
>>540726784personally I'd prefer cum in his ass
Which Deltarune's have the most fertile wombs?
>>540726791Genuinely, what the fuck is he planning with FOUR CANDIDATES? Susie and Noelle as a red herring are enough, why did he have to put in 'find her' and the gloves? What purpose does it serve?
wasn’t there that one time where frisk was some asian girl in a fangamer commercial
Toby after I shrink him and coat him with my cum
>>540726881Look up SaveAFox. She committed suicide after a huge harassment campaign started by a zoophilic Spamton tranny on Reddit, and it got so bad that it started affecting her in real life, with other animal shelters taking the side of the Spamtroon. It’s really heartbreaking.
>>540719083as if most didn't know already?coming late to parties and seeing what people left after it is one of my involuntary pass time activities, being there in the moment as it flourishes and develops is something that one wishes to experience in the now before it becomes the then, another reason why we keep things alive for as long as we can, so that we may have them alongside us before our own time of passing comes bywhat we loved and love and will love mold us to what we are and speaks of ourselves, so until then we try to kindle the moment to let those good times be remembered for what they meant, and probably in the hopes that someone else gets to share the love that we didwhat's wrong with loving something every once in a while? it may be forgotten for how much we try, but the echoes will resound way longer if its loud enough, if not as itself, as the detonant of something else entirelyanyways gerson wants you to make art and games and music and anythingslop in general so do it now now now GO GO GO GO AND BE TO ENJOY YOURSELF
>>540726991It’s Ralsei, and he will undergo HRT and sexual reassignment surgery to become The Girl.
>>540727246BASTE
>>540722570Kind of OOC tenna would probably start crying and rolling around on the ground but let’s say this is after a lot of post chapter character development…
>>540726714>Fem Chara fans are in shambles
fuckin' and doomin'
>>540719083i'm grateful to have been with this shit since day 1 but man it's going to suck once it's finally over
>>540725442It's funny that he did that did, even though he likely had to have a script to copy and paste fromI doubt we will see more than a single chapter for Deltarune's 10th anniversary stream because there is no way he's going to go 20+ hours remembering every "mystery box" pantsed character
>>540726495>plap plap mommy
>>540727086>zoophilicSo Toby would take their side anyway
Where is the Toby porn
>>540727351tenna and noelle are an unexpected pair for interaction
>>540726846But that’s (you)>>540727353>Murderboyfags can't handle banter after their side spammed their cope for a decadeSad.
>>540727526e621 Radiation_fox search
>>540726991Kris is not a real candidate for girl, you have to be insane to think he would betray the nonbinarism obsessed fans, his human's enbyness is beyond sacred
>>540726730The loaded disc was already a part of the Mettaton neo body, Spamton just inhabited it.Therefore, it being canonically pink and yellow is stealth lore
>>540727423real out of character hours today i see
The murderboy is actually Frisk and his giant schlong doe
>>540727583Irl Toby not furry Toby
>>540727673Temmieturd behavior.
>>540727673does irl toby have child bearing hips like his fursona?god i wanna fuck the radiation fox while wearing his own glasses hard enough that he gets mpregged
>>540727673SHUT UP!!!!!!!! *jams a screwdriver in your ear*
>>540726680what about all the cis, non-spamtonfags who were also part of the harassment campaign? Why single out the one deltarune cosplayer and blame Toby while ignoring where all the other shitheads came from?
>>540727594Exactly, directly saying anything about that would make the internet go up in flames, so why does Kris check almost every box and then some? If it was just a coincidence why did he make the gloves fit?
frisk is a girl because she looks like dora the explorachara is a girl because she looks a lot like friskkris is a biologically male enby because they just give off those vibesthis is the 100% CANON and REAL ANSWER ON ALL HUKAN GENDER QUESTIONS
>>540727668Frisk was also confirmed a girl. Murderboy is Mugsy.
>>540727813I need it
>>540727668You’re thinking of Frisky.
Where is the Annoying Dog x Radiation Fox x John Egbert porn?
>>540727673GoneReduced to atoms
>>540727594After making Gersons waifu a theym, I'm inclined to agree
just a little tease
Homestuck was ŅĒVËŘ ĠØŐÐ
>>540727816Probably the Spamton fan is the one that started it, and doubled down on it after the suicide.
Something sexy about spamtong being forced inside Tenna while yelling [you're disgusting] multiple times. I love how they both hate each other so much.
>>540727989Genuinely what the fuck even is this, it kept popping up during the stream
I want him
>>540728101toby's fursona
>>540727535I wish we got to see Tenna and the holiday family interacting because their characters all center around wanting the past back and not being able to move forwards
i love that sweet littlechocolat
>>540728113>copy that
Tyler Robinson was also an Undertale fan, and dressed up as Sans for Halloween. What is it about Toby’s games that turn people into bloodthirsty psychopaths when they try to preach about pacifism and acceptance?
>did you know that one UTDR fan did this horrible thing one time?and what about the 1 billion fans who didn't do SHIT. Batshit fucked up people will always exist and we don't choose what video games they get into.What happened to "fiction doesn't affect reality"?
>>540728101Toby showed some unused NPC sprite sheets early in the stream, then he cropped that art of the "Green Radiation Fox" and kept showing it because its badass
>>540728359I'm thirsty for Toby
>>540728101>toby mentions how he was gonna out a green fox side character in one of the rooms but scrapped it>puts that art on screen, plus the early sprite sheet they had>"how do i take it off the screen">starts pressing random buttons>accidentally shows it on screen like 12 more times>figures out how to get it offscreen>turns it into a running joke
>>540728101Unused Toby self insert that got scrapped in favor of the Annoying Dog. It’s literally a Radiation Fox.
>>540728153>>540728437>>540728452I get it now, so he just wanted free art from people about his shitty fursona because he didn't want to actually commission anyone for it, am I right?
I assume that any question that isn't absolutely necessary to the narrative won't be explicitly answered, given we just have 3 chapters yet
>>540728359This is factually incorrect information.Tyler Robinson went trick-or-treating with a friend dressed up as Sans on Halloween. Tyler himself was dressed in a Trump costume. You can literally fact-check this easily by looking at the original facebook post.
>>540728437
>>540728437I don't think I could have liked this game if we had that instead of annoying dog
>>540728359It’s the Steven Universe effect. Even a genocidal mass murderer can be forgiven, but cat calling and misgendering is worthy of the death penalty.
>>540728630i mean i guess that's an interpretation if you would prefer to be uncharitable
Thread is kinda ass today, and not the good kind of ass.
alakazamyou have herpes
Can we not talk about politics here? I come here to get away from how awful life is. Not be reminded of it.
What could Toby do in Deltarune that would make you extremely happy but piss everyone else off?
>>540728883I need Toby's ass
>>540728656
>>540728951>stop talking about Mayor Holiday’s fixation on heart-shaped objects!!! It’s weird!!!
>>540728953Make dess near irrelevant
I want to talk about Pippins sex again please
>>540728656We could have had mummies and cute vampire family ...
>>540728951Can we talk about the politics of Spamton being stuffed full of bread and how much his belly would expand from the pressure of 100 slices of bread?
>>540729008criminal that worm off a string got cut
>>540729165>Susie becomes friends with her past self and causes a time paradox
>>540729251I want you to get severely hospitalized please
>>540729251I still think that and Spamtenna are way worse.
>>540728380>an eight of the worldwide population are fans of unertale
If Spamton was president would the world be better or worse?
>>540729439This is true doe
>>540728953Announce additional chapters, since I only hopped on the wagon this year.
>>540728953Toby making Kris commit suicide so he can push Susie and Noelle together.
>>540728380only applies when it's someone targeting a broad demographic that i identify with (ie, "people that play video games")
>>540728656>>540729008watch multiple of these mfs come back in the incoming chapters>gooner cyclops>gooner kitsune>gooner swordfishy>gooner longfish>gooner egg>gooner house
>>540728953Ralsei gets killed by a falling anvil at the beginning of Chapter 6
>The roaring happens at the end of chapter 6>The silver lining is that with the titans emergence enough darkness pours out into the lightworld that the Darkners come to life for a limited time and immediately assist before they start turning to stone>FGO demon pillar moment where you go the site of each dark fountain throughout the game to fight a different titan representing a different primal emotion, Darkners from each chapter help you with their respective titan, as well as the schizobosses where applicable if you collected the dark shards>Each one also gets a unique GUARDIAN remix for their fight. >Chapter 1 is GUARDIAN/Chaos King/WORLD REVOLVING>Chapter 2 is GUARDIAN/Attack of the Killer Queen/BIG SHOT>Chapter 3 is GUARDIAN/TV time!/Black Knife or Death by Glamour if you gave him to the blooks>Chapter 4 is GUARDIAN/DARK ZONE/Hammer of Justice>etc.Would it be kino?
>>540728953Getting naked
>>540727842I don't know. But the princess gloves being an inconsequential detail so far makes more sense than Kris being potentially the girl which completely fucks with everything we know about the plot so far
>>540729251
>>540728953ralsei is literally flowey or a reincarnation of itself, as a divorced thing of asriel (flowey is asriel + flower + determination, ralsei would be flower + determination + gaster/darkworld/prophecy shenanigans
>>540729748no
I want Battat to get raped by FRIEND
>>540729748No
>>540728953Susie rejecting both Noelle and Kris as a way to defy the prophecy, love can't get to the girl if she reject it
>>540729748I like the idea of all the darkners meeting all the lightners. This is how pizzarina can still win
>>540729748No anon. Just no.
>>540729889
>>540729748>here bro fight 6 bosses you've already seen in a row
washed out middle aged men...EROTIC!troubled kids... EROTIC!bad mothers... EROTIC!dead college students... EROTIC!animals and objects... EROTIC!mindbreak rape... EROTIC!erotic... EROTIC!
>>540705316>>540720605These two images were made by the same person btw
>>540730297
>oh look at me, I'm Spamton, I'm a BIG SHOT, I'm so rich and successful, I live in Queen's mansion, I have a hot wife who I don't appreciate FUCK YOU Spamton
>>540729748i'd like it if you had to do a boss rush for each titan mimicking a (tougher but shorter?) version of the schizoboss of each chapter, BUT if you got the shadowcrystal/item from each darkworld you instead skip to the big bad directly>I'M AWAKE, AWAKE!>THE DARKNESS POURS OH SO SHARP!>IT WOULD BE FOOLISH NOT TO COME OUT AND PLAY, PLAY!>J-action banishes the titan, same for the rest of schizos
stop being out doing things with your life and come entertain me on 4chan
>>540731190what would be the least and most painful darkners to shove up your ass?
>>540731190>doing things with your lifeI bought a new sweatshirt and dusted and vacuumed my place, and then suddenly the goddamn day is over
Sorry for phone posting but i am gay
>>540731334Spamton for most painful (he bites), and nubert for least, he's literally dildo shaped
>>540727718Tsuki and Bobbi are Frisk’s babysitters, and went to the underground to look for him after he ran off.
>>540731190I am too preoccupied saving fanart
>>540729337deep lore of worm monster being a spamner?
The worst part about waiting for Chapter 5 is wondering just how terrible the characterfags for that chapter's characters will be.
>>540731334>leastthe dust bunnies>moststarwalker
>>540731726Spermton...
>>540729251Would Guro kill herself if saw Battat ponding her sister or would she watch while masturbating because at least she can pretent she's the one in bed with Fujo
>>540731726Stampon
>>540731190I went to the mall with friends today and drank boba tea. Then I came back here, saw /pol/ shit and instantly got sad again.I'd rather just boot up Elin again, it's been my favorite autism game
>>540731745i remember before 3 and 4 a bunch of people were predicting tennafags would be the new spoids, i guess they were kind of right (both are based thougheverbeit)
>>540731925maximum gay post
>>540731745As someone who hopped on late, I gotta wonder: has there never been a lot of Queenfags to begin with or have they died out?
>>5407317454 didn't bring a single one.
>>540731925what flavor>>540732143because 4 was mid
>>540732143We got some Gerson fags.
>>540732083They’re thanking Kris for agreeing to be their cuck, and watch from the chair.
>>540731726this lightly used tampon is quite cute
>>540732284matcha lemon
I still love Queen even if Tenna takes up all of my attention
>>540732331I can't be the only one who think out of everyone in deltarune, Asgore and Noelle are the most likely to be cucks
>>540732303Undertale character.
>>5407321434 didnt really have a ton of characters.
>>540732096there was a guy who sorta faved queen among other characters but otherwise i've never seen a "true" queenfag (according to my own autistic semi-intuitive qualifications, anyway)
>>540732143So many anons wanted to fuck Miss Mizzle and the smaller Mizzles in the first week, where the fuck did they all go?
>>540732682They drowned =)
>>540731925>Then I came back here, saw /pol/ shit and instantly got sad again.I see people say that but never what the offending post is. Which is just as, if not more dumb and petty than the so called /pol/ posts. If it was something Tasquetard posted then you should filter him like I do
honest questiondo you think 'Mike' will end up meaning anything? or is it just a reference that got out of hand
>>540732938Spamongus
>>540729687don’t you mean goner
>>540732481It’s Asgore and Kris. Like father, like they/them.
>>540732938I plant him fully in the "stupid gay joke character that doesn't mean anything" category
>>540732481>Asgore and Noelle are the most likely to be cucksThat's the general consensus, if anything
>>540732486and clearly not the undertale version
What if Fave said they learned from a magician how to run in between the raindrops?
>>540732938mike was never going to be a thing, toby is just having a laugh with the mike trioand if you thought mike was gonna be something you are retarded just sayin
>>540732790Just scroll up, readlet
>>540732481Noelle can only put her hoof down with Kris, and she’s very insistent when it comes to being closer to Susie. Kris is the one getting cucked at the end of the day.
>>540733272I just did, asswipe
>>540733078I always get depressed whenever I see a pic of someone elses home, like they always look so cozy when compared to everywhere I lived, you even have flooring
>>540733373the weird route proves that no she can not.
>>540731760>the dust bunniesThat sounds like an infection waiting to happen
>>540732481Not sure about Asgore, but Noelle literally became a meme for that.
FUJOS WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE CAN'T LET THE YURITARDS WINhttps://x.com/entryno17/status/1970919782095769921
>>540733614I like yuri more than that specific yaoi pairing
kris and noelle should have gaysex
>>540733457You poor thang. I mean really poor if you're walking around on a concrete floor right now
>>540732938>ch2 comes out, think that mike is main boss of ch3 (jevil mentions queen -> spamton mentions mike)>spamton sweepstakes come out, think that tenna is main boss of ch3 and mike is some other character of ch3 (maybe schizo? maybe side character?)>ch3 comes out, eventually realize oh mike is an offscreen running joke>mike's room happens in ch4, expect it to just be a tiny "hey how you doin' it's me mike" thing, surprised by the bossfight (it's rad as hell). conclude mike was never really anything
>>540733457>you even have flooringAnon, do you live in a dugout?
>>540733614real fujos would never disrespect yurifags
>>540733683>cut to dead girlfriend>cut to violent physical abuse>cut to rape>cut to Ralsei being fucking stupid
>>540733614It's not gonna matter because Kriselle is being botted
>>540734049The choice is clear, I'll take the stupid goat
>>540732938I've become a Mike Friend truther, since that's basically the only way Mike can be relevant now. If Mike was just a joke then I fucking hate Toby because we were robbed of a dope Tenna & Mike duo which might've actually made Chapter 3 interesting.
>>540734214How do you know that doe
my fucking parents are getting divorced man i don't wanna be kris irl
>>540734451Develop a deep inner fantasy world to distract yourself
>>540733473(You) aren’t Kris.
>>540734451Why would that make you be like Kris irl? It's not like you won't be able to see either of them after the divorce
>>540734542i already have that i'm just annoyed because now everyone's upset and my mom is completely shutting down and won't return my texts asking her to grab me some subway
>>540733818>>540733923In an apartment with concrete floors, been living in places like this all my life, I remember crying quite a bit as a kid since I would be left in a cold damp with only a mattress and thin blanket on the floor, being scared at how many spiders and bugs I could see crawling around at night, my mind blocks out a lot of it at this point, I feel envious of a lot of Americans desu since how big and cozy a lot of their homes look, like what do you mean you can actually sleep and not worry about waking up to someone beating or sexually assaulting you? (both of which happened to me)
i wish sweet cap'n K_K got at the very least a speaking role in ch3/4's extras, we see them perform with the shadowmen and tasque at ch4 but they don't speak much, we don't even get a second chance to fight them like with elnina and lanino i know they're an industry plant without an industry but cmon, even shuttah gets more relevance than them and he is just half a miniboss
>>540734451My parents' divorce started about a month after 3+4 came out and is ongoing. I live with them because I work remotely unfortunately. I do have a roommate lined up just need to get us to sign the lease.
>>540734769I found the one cap’n cakes fan
>>540734451nigra how old are you?believe me, it's way better if they divorce, i have my parents living on the same house because we're too poor for them to divorce and it's fucking nightmarish
>>540734392Kriselle always shoots up by like 2% in under 10 minutes every time Spamtenna catches up after after multiple hours. Which doesn't make sense since there's 40k+ total votes and that would mean thousands of people voted within a couple of minutes.Even the guy running the polls suspects it's been botted
>>540734702Oh... that sounds horrible
can i borrow 200000 dark dollars real quick?i promise you i'll give you a cool item
>>540734769i did some research into them for a potential schizotheory, and i think i'm the only person who ever cared about them enough to look them up. it's kind of sad.
>>540734702Well damn. I'm sorry for your situation, anon. Is it your own place or your parents'? Either way, I hope you can get yourself out of those conditions, or at least find someone who can help with it.
I think I might be fully mettatennapilled
>>540734702i never had it that rough but i sure was close at timesyou have my pity anon
>>540735321Cute
>>540735321it's far from his worst ship
>>540734451Sorry anon. My parents should have gotten divorced.
>>540735321this shit is so ass
>>540734214>implyingpeople who want to fuck noelle are happy with kriselle because they feel fine living vicariously through krisyumes that want to get with tenna hate spamtenna because they can't live vicariously through spamton
>>540734049Weird Route isn’t canon. Cry about it, cuck.
why do you guys have Dr. Doofenshmirtz levels of tragic backstories
>>540735695What pairings do YOU like then, anon?
>>540735321they are so ugly together
>>540735896because they're all fake, dipshitthat's why
>>540735896mental illness runs in my family
>>540735896when i was a little boy my dad made me dress up as his garden sans everydayfrom then on, i always hated sans undertale
>>540735915kristenna because i'm based
>>540734214Are they assuming Kris’ gender?
>>540735723>they can't live vicariously through spamtonWeak.
>>540735861nta but>Canon this!>Canon that!Toby is in favor of there being no true canon. The Underground is as big as you want it to be. In this world, c0da is law. The only arbiter of truth is your dream.
I support botting Kriselle to block Spamtenna
>>540735896I don't have a tragic backstory, all of my failures are of my own doing
>>540735991and then my goat brother started floating awayI tried to reach out and grab him but>you're gonna have a bad time
>>540736181Literal cope. Cry some more.
>>540735972Have you ever considered that YOU’RE fake? HMMM?
is the teeth attack the knight has, similar to lemon bread the shyren amalgamate?another gaster connection?
>>540735991>Behold, Perry the Platypus! The Good-Timeinator! Never again will children suffer bad times! Ahahahaha!
God damn you guys are cranky today.
>>540736295>cut to my hands starting to fade out of existenceNo NO-
>>540736314the knight has a tooth attack?
>>540735723nta but I'm not into Spamtenna and the Kriselle vs Spamtenna poll looks botted. It has 3x the amount of total votes compared to all the other polls and it doesn't make sense that a more niche ship that gets mogged by Krusie is winning over the most popular Deltarune ship. Also other tweets are pointing out how weird it is that Kriselle sometimes shoots up in thousands of votes within a few minutes.That's not to say Spamtenna isn't being botted either, but Kriselle is more obviously botted by one or more people autistically obsessed with making it win.
>>540736181c0da sucks and was written by a shroom tripper who has terrible ideas without somebody tard wrangling him
>>540736406I just moved apartments and I'm not sure how much of my deposit I'm about to lose and I'm stressed the fuck outSaid Whimsun
I have a pathetic backstory. Does that count?
>>540736406The little baby llamas forgot to have their daily yaoi
Brapster Blaster
I gave the ragdoll in mutilate a doll Kris colors and now I'm having second thoughts about torturing it. Like giving it a chair and accessories instead, even if the dolls are so fragile they hurt themselves off those things too. I will still probably end up killing it though.
>>540736036If the character is nonbiney then the ship is still gay but it just defaults to the gender of the other character. In this case the other character is Noelle, so Kriselle is yuri. I think that's the logic. No idea what nonbiney X nonbiney would be, I guess it can be either or.
>>540735321mettamphtennamine
>>540736678Care to share some of it?
>>540735085Tell me about it, I had multiple therapist cancel on me because they couldn't handle it, like the fuck, isn't this your job?>>540735198Parents place, my relationship with all my family members are complicated and the sooner I escape, the better>>540735395Thanks, you have no idea the amount of stories I have of similar stuff, it probably turned me into some kind of misanthrope due to how much I had to deal with>>540735896I don't know, bad luck I guess, I find it strange that more people don't have similar things going on with them>>540736406I didn't drink today so that's why
>>540736719plapyrussplurtphysundykefag dummyfag mewmewstrans
>>540736314spritersresource labels these as 'tooth' so i assume that's the internal name
>>540716454Yes just not in-game.
its yuri because kris is female because 99 percent of" nonbinary" ppl are female and also because kris is female because i have eyes a brain and a soul and if kriselle was m/f it would be the most boring player straight ship of all time
>>540736919Once upon a time I didn't have any friends because I never bothered to talk to people. The end.
>>540735896because if we didn't we would be too successfull to roam the ghetto-equivalent threads of 4chan
>>540718241Gaster is associated with 6, so he could also be negative (inverted) 9.
One of my serious biggest pet peeves about Deltarune is how inconsistently the curvature of Ralsei's horns is depicted
I plugged in my tablet for this
>>540725685both?
I need to see them kiss. Both of them are expecting it to be normal and it’s like that for a few seconds, but then one of them moves a little closer or puts their hand somewhere they “shouldn’t” and the brakes are fully removed between both of them.They grab the back of each other’s head and are fully making out now, trying to shove their tongues into each other’s mouth, bodies pressed together to try and get as close as possible.Eventually, one of them falls back and the other falls with them, refusing to relent. They’re both breathless but can’t get themselves to stop longer than a second or two to gasp in some air before going back in. They both need to desperately prove how much they love the other one and how much they missed them.I need to see them make love to each other.Sorry I kind of looked at some kriselle art and, man.
>>540737189As someone who's drawn Ralsei, I gotta say I'd rather give him two extra hands than keep track of the horn perspective. It's irrational, but I don't wanna bother.
bweoh bweoh bweoh
what if your fave is actually from Zimbabwe
How many shippers actually like character dynamics and how many shippers are creaming themselves to the ambiguity of love triangle hypebeast writing
>>540737368I've literally never drawn Mettaton before I forgot the important bits
>>540735896I don't have a tragic backstory and I'm glad, I was only hit/hurt and yelled at a few times
>>540737649>How many shippers actually like character dynamics
>>540735896I don't lmfaoI choose to be here because I hate myself
>>540737440i'm going to be honest, i kind of like messy sloppy makeout sessions a bit more than sexlike sex is really really good but god damn mashing lips together just gets you so worked up you know
>>540737440>earIs Kris also a deer in this pic?
>this but ralseihttps://static1.e621.net/data/df/0b/df0b6115a727b9e1f7cf1c939c95ee2c.jpg>this but ralseihttps://static1.e621.net/data/76/0d/760d6cbf8e8ae1c83cd25c748a4b483b.webmfucking when
>>540737649I genuinely think a non-insignificant amount of people would lose interest if some kind of ship was made very clear from the start and there was no other character butting in; it’s more about the vibes and imagination than the actual writing
>>540737043>if kriselle was m/f it would be the most boring player straight ship of all timeFunny you say, because like 98% of all kriselleshitters think the opposite
>>540737649I do in fact enjoy character dynamics and I can get pretty nitpicky with the pairings I like if they're lacking in ANY substance. At the same time, shipping isn't something I consider that important in comparison to my own affection towards characters.
>>540729321What about the politics of his body turning into a puffy blob of plush puppet fat after digesting the bread? What are the economic implications of Spamton trying to cheat the system by trying to make you pay him in food and literally gorge himself on kromer?
>>540737986That's Noelle's hand going around.
>>540737597Plyap Plyap Plyap!
>>540737830It’s so goddamn hot. Like fuck dude, it’s the tenderness of it. Sex can definitely reach the same levels but that’s probably more properly called ‘love making’.Noelle would definitely be the one to push Kris over by accident though. She’s bigger and stronger than them and wants it more. She’d be all over them and giving them love bites, kisses, nibbles, whatever all over their neck and ear.She’d be in a trance like state, doing whatever the hell came to her mind on pure impulse to ‘prove’ her love and devotion to Kris. Both of them would be a complete mess by it, but Kris would be the one walking away with marks.>>540737986That’s Noelle’s hand…
>>540738036That webm is really nice, gonna have to save that one for later. Or right now maybe
>>540738314Oh, I see now.
>>540738036i hate non-feline spikey dicks, reminds me of my own warty cock
>>540737368>>540737682nice.mettaton IS canonically obsessed with humans.kris dont go over to that house. theyre weird.
>>540735896Idk man the issues with my families started long before I was born. I have to go back in time to kick my great great great grandpa’s ass for pissing off that beggar
>>540738335HYEP HYEP HYEP
>>540738096>it’s more about the vibes and imagination than the actual writingKressfags in a nutshell
Why is no one addressing the condom Spamtong left behind in the 10th anniversary stream? After saying [you're disgusting] after finding out he's inside a TV too?
>>540730297I want someone like dess to molest me and hurt me and the only person i can blame for sparking this desire is toby god damn him
>>540738420fuck now i wanna get another girlfriend. i haven't smooched in a hot minute
>>540738632What the fuck
>>540738632Uncanny
>>540738759I saw that too. Doesn't mean I wanna talk about it
>>540728437Living with Andrew Hussie crushed Toby's self-esteem so badly that he went from viewing himself as a cool fox to an annoying dog
>>540738759Seeing this as I eat my alfredo is an interesting experience
Evil Emperor Fave
>>540738759is that actually a condom it looks like melted cheese. what does the sticker mean. what does it all mean.
>>540738658GRIAUGH GRIAAAAUGH GRIAAAAUUUGH
>>540738759because we already knew Spamton was the top
>>540738919Your alfredo is made up of ~20% used-condom cum sourced from the people at the factory.
>>540738632Genuinely disgusting
>>540738759It was somehow so visually upsetting that the community pretended it didn't happen. I didn't dee anyone mention it on Twitter. The team went just a little too far with that one
>>540738759its just goo
>>540738632Narrow Kris...
>>540738928it's the deflated and melted catridge that spamton A spamton PROCEEDED into Ron Grand Boy's hole to inject himself into the game
Think I’m finally losing it.
https://files.catbox.moe/9ktapy.mp4Tenna and Spamton
>>540739024why is kris tryna fuck its own ass
just got horny from looking at tennas goofy in game sprites. its so over. to think I hated him 3 months aho
>>540738632Krogore
>>540739278no
>>5407321434 greatly increased the number of SOUL/vesselfags
>>540738759Spamton said [You're disgusting]!!! because he still gets horny around TV and is mad he has to rub one out before he could leave.
The Dreaded Fave Eating Spider
That's itI'm at my limitI've lived in my condo 2 years now and never seen a shitty ass cockroach until 2 Thursdays ago, then one last Tuesday, and now one today even after pest control came last Friday. They've all been dead or dying when I found them but I'm not a dirty person but they keep showing up somehow I don't fucking get it. It must be from one of my niggerfaggot neighbours below me who just doesn't do anything about them and now I'm paranoid. Goddammit fuck living in a condo complex I hate it
>>540739486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAoDgCF-feg&pp=ygUWdGhlIGdpYW50IGVuZW15IHNwaWRlcg%3D%3D
>>540739062I’ll blame tenna for this
>>540739510buy a pickaxe and destroy your neighbor's door
>>540738759Ok, when the fuck did this appear because I don't remember this at all
>>540738759I mean, what else is there to be said about it. he cummed inside that damn TV.
>>540738919>eating while browsing any 4chan threadNot sure if brave, or stupid.
>>540739510Invest in house centipedes, a single one can take out dozens of roaches. The best part is house centipedes start cannibalizing eachother if there's no more pests to eat so the problem takes care of itself.You just have to put up with them looking nasty.
>>540739510*I've loved in my condom 2 years now
poor little helpless trash heap
Goddamn sex is too Krissy it's making me go wild
https://x.com/ponzumeshi_b/status/1972341323450794293https://files.catbox.moe/l8m5aa.jpgTenna/Mob
>>540739510I hate apartment/condo living but everything else is too expensive. Even my shitty little 1 bedroom apartment is 2000 kromers per month. Lets buy a house together and be normal.
>>540740103the /utg/ manor will become real
I want to be Noelle's boyfriend who she dates because she doesn't want anyone to suspect she's gay, but also I know that she's in love with Susie so I help get them together, but Noelle now loves me as well and can't bear to leave me, so we become a throuple, and then we get Ralsei involved because I've secretly been gay for him the whole time.
>>540740025Reminds me of Raito Yagami when he looks cute.
>>540740208post the whole comic on catbox you faggot
>>540740249Shut up Kris
>>540740175can I get the basement everyone’s allowed in it of course I just want to be there
>>540739968What did Spamton do to him...
>>540739802Do you mean millipedes. Centipedes are so fucking gross and bulby, at least millipedes stay out of sight
>>540740328Fat washed up human tenna
>>540739761I’m just stupid. I know /utg/ specializes in the grotesque and obscene
Man, I had a dream where I won a wish from the fight. My wish was for me to be in a world where I'm with "her" (dream lore is that she's with someone else, I also forgot who she was when I woke up) then I suddenly woke up. Was this a past life where I got ripped off? Where the fuck is she?
>>540740346I'm ok with that. We'll need to make house rules though such as not schlicking on the shared couch in the living room.
>>540739547Where could this image possibly go that isn't them taking turns fucking her recently buried body
>>540740175Who lives under the stairs?
>>540740376House centipedes are different, search for it, they're shorter and they're like ALL leg.>>540740414It's okay to take a break from 4chan sometimes to go eat, you know.
>>540740376No, google what house centipedes are
>>540740376No, centipedes you retard. Millipedes are useless sausages with the only thing going for them is that their legs do the wave when they lift them to walk.
>>540740328I’d fuck the cowboy >>540740406I’m 99.9% sure that’s small mike
>>540739761i literally do this every day. do you just have a weak stomach? or am i weird because gross shit doesn't bother me
>>540740175I call dibs on the master bedroom. - A Charafag
If someone's significant other passed away, but then the spouse brought their body into a dark world to create a darkner of them, would it be the same person?
>>540740539Do not reply to me you fucking loser
>>540740464That's just how dreams are. I found new Deltarune lore in mine and started making analysis and theories about it, but when I woke up I forgot what it was, just that it had something to do with the Knight's dark worlds and was uttered by some out-of-the-way secret Organikk/wafer priest like the serpentine tail NPC.
Noelle makes me happy :)
>>540739761I can handle reading these threads and eating at the same time nothing grosses me out anymore
>>540740313Shut UpDo Not <3
>>540740513It’s a bad habit from college that I still haven’t shaken. Good news is that I’ve trained myself to eat dinner away from my phone. Just gotta work toward lunch and breakfast
>>540740208Tenna stop staring like that
>>540738810please god please
>>540740050>Not a female mobshit/10>>540739802I honestly thought about that but house centipedes freak me out so much
>>540740208>MIKE, RECORD EVERYTHING
>>540740175i wanna live in the wizard tower that protrudes from the highest floor of the building, or at east from the wooden structure that hangs from it off in the air having the only access spot be a rope ladder that goes from the backyard to a trapdoor at the bottom of said wooden hanging cabin
>>540740731Gerson seemed more or less like himself.
>>540741125>>Not a female mob>Not enjoying seeing Tenna getting dicked downfake tenna lover. he'd love getting fucked
anons this can’t be the monstrous being you want me to invite into my home
>>540741343those are my roach killing assassins and you will treat them with respect
>>540741343one time I had a dream that a demonic presence was near me and was harming me while I slept and I woke up in a cold sweat and one of these was on the wall right next to my face
Bugs truly are terrifying.
>>540739802get roach traps, i bought a set of 8 small onesroaches live in nests, they go out at night to scavengeput the traps where you usually find them, they will get attracted to the trap and go inside, carrying poison with themthey go back to the nest and die, bringing the poison home to the cockroaches that live with them and all of the egg ootheca they may have laying aroundthey will all die in some months, if not weeksdo consider that, as cockroaches get poisoned, they will get disoriented and do stuff like scuttle around during daytime, most of the time these roaches are practically dead so they won't do much besides give you a small scare, but if they don't come from your own place they may come from another apartment, and in that case they'll show up at your neighbour's house insteadwatch out for animals that may eat the roaches tough, a kitty or doggy could get sick from eating poisoned roaches, and kids too if they're retarded enoughalso:>leave no food outside or unpacked>make sure there's no humidity or wet/damp clothes/materials/corners in your home, they congregate there>keep your kitchen clean and empty of grease>leave no paper or cardboard laying around, they'll eat that shit up, same for decaying matter like plants wilting or otherwise>make sure there's no water leaks or cracks in the wall>vacuum your car pit>now that winter is coming, let them freeze to death if possiblei did half of those things and i haven't seen a roach since last summer
>>540740732Piss off you wanker, without me observing you'd be in stasis. solipsism + superposition and all
>>540741343Maybe you should invite it in your neighbors place.
>>540741343i had an actual scolopendra show up in my bedroom could be worse
>>540741502what if it is me who has willed you into existence
>>540741343dw my man, they are masters at hiding. I only saw one irl once.
>>540741502I'm imagining you sucking my cock. You reading this means you are thinking about sucking my cock.
Why are your homes so nasty
>>540741737My house is far from nasty, thank you very much
>>540741237Flowey thought the same thing.What if it's just a weird creature that's a perfect copy and has all it's memories?Like tiny Hitler?
>>540741125You bring up a good point, now I wonder what a female mob would look like
>>540741737mean
>>540741737Fuck you my home is not nasty I always wash my dishes and have no leaky pipes
>>540740208>"Hey Kris! Do you remember that one time we made out fahaha!">"Wasn't that kind of hot? fahaha...">"D-Do you wanna do that again-"
>>540740175I will build my own shed separate from everyone else in the vast backyard of the house and then connect it indoors to a hidden entry inside the house via underground tunnels
>>540741737>single anon has roach problem
>>540742141don’t touch the basement pls
>>540737368Peak
KISS ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKSI NEED TO SEE YOU TWO GO AT IT LIKE CRAZYYOU BOTH NEED TO BE A MESS BY THE END OF IT
>>540741737I don't have roaches, just blood everywhere, holes in the walls, no flooring, a buncha spiders and dust everywhere, it could be worse
uh... is this true?
Instead of doing something productive, I'm jerking it to shitty games on itch at 3 am on a saturday. I hate my life.
>>540740175Can I sleep in another femanon’s bed I’m good to hold
>>540742323what are the games
>>540742208Never said I would
>>540741737It's not that bad nigga
>>540742295Not even close
>>540740175can i piss in the ballpit
>>540742357I would like to do the same, but then I remembered I get really antsy and lose all sleep whenever I share a bed with someone :(
>>540741737My home is great and my life has been pretty great so far. Also I'm 6'3
>>540742397GOMI by team stripey and Gamer Struggles
>>540742295/v/ really, really wants it to be for some reason
>>540742257i have roaches, moths, flies, mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, lice, beetles, stinkbugs, spiders, maybe tarantulas, longlegs, snails, slugs, grasshoppers, wasps, bees, butterflies, ladybugs, aphids, millipedes, centipedes, earthworms, frogs, and once i found a tiny snake...i have a big overgrown backyard and my windows don't seal properly
>>540742619pitbonnie…
>>540741620I can only be certain of my mind>>540741731sure if you are in my taste why not.
>>540742735bluds house is a terrarium
>>540742735oh and pillbugs, can't forget about those, freaking love 'em
Smash with hammer
>>540742295These are statements that can only be made if you didn’t witness the craze firsthand aka NEWFAG SHIT
>>540742802what if you're actually a robot
>>540742295You can tell that a lot of people who absolutely don’t know why /mlp/ is a thing keep trying to force a new /mlp/ into existence, like they’re just going through the motions.
>>540741343
>>540742885Gently grabbing him and putting him on my lap
>>540742664I’ve never shared a bed with anyone before besides one or two childhood sleepovers, I guess it sucks in the summer but must be nicer in the winter. I’m a weighted blanket plus a ton of normal blankets person
>>540742885>fluffy abuse with ut/dt characters
>>540743003they want a new lolcow community so badly
>>540742735Damn anon do you live in a shack in the woods?
>>5407428858>[^D]
>>540743153no just the ghretto (green ghetto)
>>540742295Not at all
>>540698604Law code book in a mayor's office.
>>540742295is this the 4chan “smashkiller”
>>540742885smooch smooch smooch
>>540742735opening a dark fountain in your house and getting hollow knight 3
>>540742295No. UTDR's fanbase is pretty much made up of it's target audience: Weirdo tumblr/homestuck people, and people around Toby's age who are into old RPGs.Bronies on the other hand are largely adult men who are obsessed with a show whose target audience is pre-teen girls.
>>540743335smooch plap smooch plap smooch plap
>>540743014Imagine if some dead bug is near an opening dark fountain, soulless gerson statue demon as nobody had emotional attachment to them?
>>540743381wouldn't they have to be dead for that?
>>540741125as a male spamtennafucker who's not afraid of house centipedes i mog you womanSISSY
I get mice in the house so I relate to Noelle's fear of mice.
>>540743084do this with Ralsei he'd accept it
>>540742295No but we're just as annoying, but for different reasons.
>>540743586darkner = dead bugs and molten shells, lightner = live bugs
I think my obsession with Noelle is slowly leading me to more violent and dissociative thoughts.Or maybe it’s because I’m now avoiding caffeine and added sugar as much as possible after 5+ years of having a can of soda everyday.Either way, I am not mentally healthy right now.
>>540743887You're probably still more mentally sound than the Charafag who killed someone
>>540743887this is like those text in horror games about an infected character
>>540743068I'm a minimal blankets type of person, sometimes I shed them entirely, I get warm really easily and when I get warm I really hate it so that's why sharing a bed doesn't work with me. Cuddling also sounds really nice to me but I know I'd be separating at around the 3 minute mark because I'm gonna start feeling warmer than I like. I'd have to be extremely cold for me to accept cuddling or sharing a blanket and for me to also be really tired.It sucks because unless I'm exhausted I will be scratching myself everywhere and rolling around for a while before I sleep, I wish I weren't autistic so I could share a bed with a girl friend at the utg manor :(
>>540744012what
>>540744012gonna need more info
>>540744109>>540744195some charafag posted about how they killed some random hiker guyabsolutely a larp
>>540744012that was a larper
>>540744012Is this the "Chara tulpa that takes me over" anon or someone else
fave shot a man in reno just to watch him die
fave is the most powerful furry in fiction
>>540742295the only way this is true is that deltarune spits out a lot of remixes and original music, and the same was true of ponyshit back in the day
>>540738759when will fangamer be auctioning this and the other 10th anniversary props orf?my spamton tulpa wants to know
>>540743887>sugar instead of caffeinebro, caffeine is to stimulants and harm what lemonade is to rectified spirits. Sugar (along with a Finnish sniper) is named white death for a reason. K so as someone who had alot of therapy, you need a ''tether'', something to remind yourself you are in control. ''I am feeling xyz but it is not who I am, that I feel it now will not define my future. I feel this way but it's transient.''also try tapering to sugar free next. I drink coke zero and icetea zero, got like 16 cartons of ice tea and 8 bottles of coke. Hope it helps ya bro :*>>540744012damn I wish I could kill someone and get away with it </3
Faves, Faves, I won't lieI'll eat your Faves 'til you're Zombiefied (because no Faves)
fave says unfortunately you're too short to be attractive to fave. but you can be friends with fave
>>540744502>my spamton tulpaHow does he act? I've always wanted to know about how these things work
is there anywhere to look at the sprites as animated instead of individual frames
>drinks another bottle of gatoradeoughhhh… why did CHARA make me do dat…
>>540744730murderous charafag…
>>540744727Wiki gallery maybe, but they won't have all the sprites
>>540744109>>540744195>>540744257>>540744281>>540744332Idk, I read someone saying this on here before and yeah it probably was a larper, got weirdly into detail about it from what I remember
>>540744693Yes fave would say that. I’d kick his ass for it though
>>540744727yeah
>>540744081I’m not sure what you mean but I get it.
>>540744730chara forcing me to chug my daily energy drinks. they should pry my mouth open with their fingers to help get it down easier
>>540744693''make me into a cyborg, I'll opt in for painful, invasive surgery if it pleases ya''
>>540744693Fuck my life, curse being a womanlet...
battat is 5'1, 300 pounds
>>540745217he's not a dice he's a bowling ball
>>540745217taller and lighter than me? wow!
>>540745217He should be taller
>>540745217only god knows how he affords the grocery bill
>>540744852ok thank youit had a few.knight's eyevisor is goofy and glooby
>>540745217reminder Soos is 6,1 / 190cm.I'm Dutch so I got the tall gene, but this teen likely being stronger than me and just as tall is a weird feeling.
When I first saw this I thought “she thinks she’s so cool” and then I realized almost everything is a Q and was forced to come to the conclusion that she is cool.
>>540745217Bully him into losing weight
>>540744693Spamton is fuckin' four feet tall but I'M the one who's a manlet?
>>540745692he starts screaming and crying and stress eating
Where would the utg manor be located?
>>540745849hell
>>540745849Florida
>>540745849gehenna
>>540745849backshot island
>>540745690She's absolutely playing meme edits of Hollaback Girl while wearing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX4Ju2DHH6Q
>>540745849In the mountains of some unknown country
>>540745849little st. james
>>540745849the mongolian steppe
>>540745849that creepypasta unfinished island part of legend of tenna
>>540745619Gotta love the slosh
>>540745849finland
>>540746104>>540746104>>540746104(embed)
>>540745862I got on a first name basis with the staff there, I can chaperone you newfags there.>>540745849not castle town? Like Palmanova, Italian irl castle town.
>>540745849new jersey
>>540745849
>>540745849Principality of SealandMainly because of all the shipping
>>540745217How does fujo withstand all that weight?
>>540697312you COULD watch 10 minutes of vivziepop masturbatory fanwork that is 99% swear words and makes no sense or you could read the fucking webcomic, at least the first half of it is awesome and fully worth imo, second half has its moments and a fairly decent ending imo but is very heavily flawed in comparison
i like underslop and sloprune!!
>>540746264needs to be updated, curious what I'll get as a home.
>>540697542Ralsei thinks Kris' favorite food is chocolate and not pie, which doesn't make sense if he's the knife Kris used to eat an entire pie literally just a day prior.
>>540738759>>540738928it's a slime toy>*ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]]
>>540744332It was the average maleCharafaggot.
>>540744332Someone else
is the anon still doing the WWE thing today?
