Previous: >>540154075Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
the wimy
my wife
Every splatfest this one pops up in my mind and I get hard
How to I tell people I like this game without making them think I'm into that weirdo shit that starts with the letter L.
>>540686310You caring about what other people think already makes you a Loser
MAKEINKOPOLISGREATAGAIN!
>>540686310Why tell them to begin with, I only talk about normalfag games with other people.
>>540686310You have friends?
What the fuck is this rotation? Grounds with practically no effective range is garbage.
>>540691390yeah it is trash
No fatties allowed beyond this point
oh boy 3am
>>540692852Stop making me hungry.
>>540693290squid toast...
>>540697604>mcbrazzers
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
>he still plays splatoon 3lmao
>repeat splatfest for halloweenholy fuck that's sad
did anyone that made splatoon 3 actually want to make it
>>540709350can you say that again but this time pretend english is your native language
>>540709350the guys who did the singleplayer and especially the composer
>>540709350it was just a setup for raiders.
>>540686310You don't talk to people IRL about videogames, stick to sports or TV shows if you have to strike a convo at work.
weyyo and yebby at home depot giggling at the caulk guns
:)
>>540673910notice how lately the pbs fail to fill up then alot of people leave once the undesirables join so theyre in the pb pics and not the people who left early kek what a shitshow
why is every picture woomy & food
>>540718741I was hungry...
>>540718741Two goodest things about Splatoon.
>>540718741frye is a fat fuck
The only silver lining to this splatfest is finally putting slots on the tinted shadesThe hat merchants have not helped me
>>540686379Kind of have to now when people will look for any reason to call you a "diddy blud">>540714195This is mostly about internet people
Just made someone ragequit on a turf war. Turf war does not matter. What a sensitive faggot.
>>540725315they didn't rq, they had to poop
>>540727030the only time i play turd war, is when i am in fact already pooping
>>540724382>internet peopleI wouldn't know, my only online acquaintance who isn't 4chan-adjacent is already a Splatoon fan.
>>540700464omg woomy dont eat grass wth>>540701032did u sleep anon>>540709350jap work culture aside it must have been fun getting paid to work on woomy
https://x.com/tanishinun107/status/1970772339886571890
>game with a plethora of different and fun backlines to play>only the boring special spammer that makes the rest irrelevant and the lumbering apex predator that can make the former bleed are viablesad
is sm3d b1.15 out? autoupdate doesn't seem to work
>>540732048>fag flagAn american commissioned this.
1king salmon?
>>540732764why do you care?
>>540732059>different and fun backlines to playSuch as? They all have anemic and boring kits because jet squelcher had too much "fun" with both of its kits in 2.
>>540732764its current year get over it chud
>>540734257>backliners needing kits>splat3 backliners supposedly having "anemic and boring" kits when vballpoint, zif, bulbz and rbpd exist>jet being blamed despite it not being a backliner and appropriately paying for its crimes in 2 by being given kits that are impossible to spam (but are also far from "anemic and boring", vjet and cobra are both menaces)
>>540735764
>>540735764what does that have to do with splatoon tho
>>540727579I know some people who hate splatoon because "everyone who plays it is either a fag, a tranny or a lolicon"
>>540736245So which one do you fall under
>>540736245I know people who think ALL anime is for pedos, no reason to capitulate to those types
>>540737514These people are in the>They're not the same thing but it's still bad>Video games cause violence/fiction affects real lifecrowds if that matters
>>540736245Those "people" sound like fucking retards
>>540736245jokes on you, im in the mentally ill category
>>540739896So all of the above?
For the people complaining about pencil earlierhttps://youtu.be/u0FEFsgT04k
>>540736245Sounds like they're stupid. Splatoon is just a fun game in general.
>>540707920>devs specifically state there's only 2 years of content support for splat3>2 years is up>"WAAAAAAAAOW OLD SPLATFESTS >:("
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>540742053>eeltail clamsare you a masochist?
>>540729482>did u sleep anonYepperooni!
>>540742440sometimes i believe everyone who still plays this game is
>>540742053me
open 2/4
>>540736454Same one that applies to probably everyone in this threadExcept OP
desu its amazing how everyone hated mincemeat more than eeltail.
>>540736454the entire continent of japan is lolicons, and this is an anime website, so guess.
That was torture.
>>540745358Mincemeat clams was legit unplayable before the rework. Now it's debatably tolerable. Eeltail has no salvageable modes at all, they all suck.>but muh zones midOnly one aspect, that more often than not you only get to play for like 30 seconds before it's lockdown city.
"This way!"
What is with matchmaking giving us dupes
>>540746294I booyah back when people are annoying with this way spam.
>>540746216zones mid is nice on that map
GGs sh
GGs p
>>540750572
>>540751106>even japs are catching onto the ways of the flargood
The thing I hate the most about decav is that it has a bomb. It absolutely does not need one, let alone succ.
>THAT YEB IS PLAYING WITHOUT STEALTH JUMP
>>540736245they're not wrong
>>540746216>eeltail has no salvageable modes at allExcept that Zones is god-tier, lockdowns barely happen.And Clams and Turf are great.And Rainmaker and Tower Control are pretty solid.The map just has good geometry. Fantastic dichotomy between low and high ground is just what Splatoon needs.
>>540736245so just like the church then
>>540752778Name? FC? Rank?
>>540752916The church likes real boys, not fictional cephalopod girls (and boys)
>>540752778i don't care that this is obvious baiti want you hanging in the street nigga
https://x.com/Snoozieperhour/status/1972081360824393938/photo/1
>>540755583It's my legitimate opinion.I seriously don't understand how people can dislike Eeltail. The spawns aren't that hard to fight out of unless everyone in this thread is an Aerofag or something.
>>540757104your legitimate opinion sucks dick
Does this mean I got all of the regular non-purchasable banners now? Neat. I have 213 total apparently.
>>540757890Yes, same with titles if you get money instead.
>>540752424>WELL LET'S HOPE WE DON'T COVER HIM
there are sick fucks here who think crableg is a good stage, anything is possible on /ink/
>>540759240good clams stage
>>540759240We're seeing Mincemeat being defended. Stockholm syndrome is alive and well.
>>540759446mincemeat is a very playable stage after its rework
>>540759240It is. It's mincemeat but good.
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>540754291wow the church is based
>>540757972On one hand cool, on the other hand that's another capsule type to not care about now, the cash amount is laughable.I know I'm missing 24 Salmon banners and 7 seasonal ones, that would make 244. Wiki says there are 241 banners in total but maybe it's outdated.Assuming one gatcha roll per day, I will get my final seasonal banner in a little under 16 years. HOWEVER, I might be able to make it in under 9 years if I manage to get one from Splatfest machine in about 250 rolls.How engaging.
>>540759716haha pedophile so funny
>>540759240t.rangelet
>>540507454/ink/ manager here! We won 3-0 against /kfg/ and we have another friendly today vs /ksg/ (>>539243563)!We're thr main event and up next!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>540684897which side are you picking this fest? or are you even gonna bother playing at all?
>>540767393>thought people here were joking about splatfest being a rerun and making fun of how lazy the devs are>it's realwow
splatoon 2 did the same thing
>>540767560We're past the 2-year mark for content updates mate. Recycled splatfests are inevitable.
>>540767560I missed it the first time so I can't really complain
2 years later and randos still have no clue how to survive glowfly waves.
I'm gonna shove my ghost bone in that zomussy haha hell yeah
>>540774775>one hugs the wall>one stays by the basket>one can't be foundWho do I side with?
>>540767560Im not voting.
>failed flopper inspection day
>>540754291>>540759716>>540760386it's almost like demons can LARP as respected and trusted peoplemind b l o w n
Who wanna fish?
>>540779050i can im a bit distracted by irl stuff so i apologize if i dont play as my best
>>540779050Now? Because the next rotation is in 10 minutes.
>>540779430you gotta believe harder than that if you want a 0 stink meter kling.
>>540779347>>540779430Will open room at rotation
>>540778779I dont think you need to blame demons for the actions of men, humans can do great and evil things
kpop demon hunters
>>540779050+1
room full lol
guys we are having shots with drugged out eliterfags on the street, anyone wanna join?
>>540780161woomypop semen hunters
d/c, rejoining
>>540780981Good one gooner
>>540777670>bangs
Splatoon spelled backwards
>>540780981goon one woomer
>>540784270/ink/ - backwards General
GGs SR
>>540784875ggs Pnice shifts
Anyone up for Splatoon 2 Salmon Run in about 30 minutes?
lol
>>540775681>one gets incapped instantly>another gets incapped trying to save the first>the third gets incapped trying to save the secondmore accurate
>>540787716looks like yebby hates that food
I was at the basket but out of ink and bullied by cohocks special, I know...
>>540785621are you lost?league of legends general is that way
>>540780161Im listening to kpop while playing turfwar
>>540788927gayyy
ggs M and Y
GG's K, P, and Y! Fun rounds!
>>540789854yeahwhen will we accept respawn punisher as acceptable?
>>540789492>>540789376>>540784875GGs! 5 silver, not bad
been doing a stare contest with my woomy in the lobby (blinking allowed)
>>540779789Yeah well not all evils are equal
me after killing the pencil player (I went 4-10)
I love veemos.
>>540792630ugly ass cat killed the thread
>>540795216which veemo will you choose to be your wife?
Haha I sure do love being a melee weapon who's 50 yards away from a decav but still gets popped like a cohok
>5 posts in 4 hoursRaiders news doko
>>540811689You think a single player game is going to increase discussion? Maybe for like a week or two, at best. But they'd need to properly update the game again or pay attention to it. That's not gonna happen until 4 at the earliest. The only real discussion to be had right now is "why the fuck did they buff the meta weapons"
>>540812143It'd give a solid boost for a while.People still find the time to complain about Side Order more than a year later.
>>540812143if the game is good, we'll at least have something to discuss for a few weeks
>>540812309what was wrong with side order?
>>540813669The types of playstyles you can make arent all fun and you dont get to enjoy the maxed out build for very long since there isn't an inifinite mode.
>>540813669it's both too limited and too easy to get stupidly overpowered in with no downside. that's like two things a rogue-like should not do. you want more variety and a difficulty curve that goes up, not down.
>>540813669It was too short
>>540801132Chara ranked it #2 so expect to see his bandwagon fans to use it more in ranked.
There's so much gear in this game yet the variety feels so slim.
seeing a lot of disconnects in SR. what's going on
>>540817272None of the new brands are fresh and they ruined the main reason for wearing Kensa by removing MPU.That and no one has the patience to go for the catalog's gear.
>>540817272because we got too much stupid designer gear that doesn't mesh with many thingsback in splat1 we had a coherent aesthetic with mostly skater and punk clothes, you had to go out of your way to clownsuit
>>540789245kpop is not really bad
/ink/ when someone posts shitty bait.
There are too many bad apples on /ink/We need better players
>>540824179nice there's still one free hook for me
/ink/ we need to be better squids Don't be woomy, BE BETTER
What my woomy did while I was offline is none of my business
>>540823985i wasn't talking about kpop tho
More like... K-Poop
We're gonna be talking about the [woomy!]
Orion posting is funny I think cuckoldry is hilarious
>>540822954kensa is the worst brand so people not wearing it is a good thing
Sex with yebby while weyyo watches
grinding yebby's bones to make my bread
>>540828282My weyyo is for Coco and only anyway, so why he care.
>>540830639Your opinion sucks Joey
>>540831004That's GT
>>540831004No, it's me, gt... and joey is girl lover only, I think.>>540831119Correct!
>>540831421Doesn't matter, all of you gays are the same
>>540824519I'm a better ceph
Are the scale capsules garanteed in each SR rotation?
>>540831537I wish. I really would wish all gays would look just like Coco...
Why are yebweyys like this….
My yebweyy is normal.
there's gonna be a woomy testall the answers will be woomy
>>540838636Delulu afWhy are you even here
>>540839674>draw a regular person>slap a woomy head on
Don't talk to me or my jelly ever again.
>>540855030Erm... Jellies canonically cannot distinguish dirty and clean.You can sexually harass a jelly and it will remain unphased, at worst slightly confused.
>>540854068It actually works well though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZetR4vqFwgno...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540861865>even the #1 splatoon autist is getting burned out
>>540861865>mindless glazers in the comment section The only thing I lost was 10 minutes of my life watching this click bait
finally gonna get that top 10 badge when only 9 people remain
woomy
>>540863729giwtwm
>>540863729don't fall woomy
>>540863729What is the animation called when the pixels aren't actually locked to a grid?
>>540863824#metoo>>540863891It's okay she's got her wellies on>>540865930First of all I don't think that's the case here, pretty sure this was created and uploaded as an honest to God GIF, but because this year's Internet is retarded it had to be upscaled and saved as a lossy-compressed video. Second, I don't think there is a specific name for what you're describing. "Pseudo-16-bit" is the closest I can think of, but this doesn't address the fact of lower-resolution sprites and tiles being manipulated within a higher-resolution canvas. Like in Stardew Valley for example.
you're a squid now
WAKE UP
anyone wanna play some open?probably only will stick around for an hour
>>540877453sure
>>540877628opening a room in a few
>decav throwingGreat
>>540869258
>>540878304decav is a top tier, why aren't you using a top tier? no wonder he's throwing, you're not pulling your weight if you're not using a top tier like decav.
yer a squid yebby
GGs p and s i gotta go now
GGs open
BGs (I wasn't there)
>>540882209>>540884232Ggggggg
and now the thread dies once again
>randos refuse to collect eggs>constantly lose to quota shortagesif they're not spending the entire wave incapped, they're spending the entire wave practicing their eggphobia.
>>540888826i have noticed that most freelancers are gathering less eggs than before, i can only imagine its because they are only focusing in killing bossesits weird to find a random that will go full princess mode and get most of the eggs
Peak Splatoon 3 matchmaking experience, from weapon comps to skill levels (2x top 500 on enemy team). Thank you Nintendo.
>>540892739you said you quit
>>540893690he quits every few months, destroys his splatoon cartridge, shits up the thread, and buys a new one
>>540892739>playing open in current yearBro that queue has next to no matchmaking. You're just getting pitted against premades half the time.
>>540892739top 500 really hasn't meant anything for a long long time
>turf war was in NA league
>>540895853Most official events will have it in some way, Nintendo thinks the mode isn't a joke like most sensible people do.
Anyone wanna fish?
>>540902448
>>540902772I'll take that as a no
>>540903428i wouldn't know how to join desu
>>540902448I'll fish if you're willing
>>540903519room up
2/4
Going on a date with yebby...
>>540904845ew faggots
GG's S! Fun rounds. I just wanted 1 king, I don't really like this rotation lol
>>540907137I've never been a fan of carpel tunnel weapons. I don't understand why game devs make it so you have to make irl sacrifices to gain an advantage, like, splatterscreen gives me a bad headache every time I get caught in it. Gameplay wise there's no downside as you can just play through it but it's just a strain on the eyes.ggs btw
I'm so hungry.
>>540909258That's a fairly small amount of Crab N go I'd say?
>>540910720The party size feeds 4 people. I can't eat all that in one sitting.
>>540910720For an average-sized veemo.
>>540909258Tis but a light afternoon snack
fat ass veems no wonder they're so slow in open
she's hungry
>>540907582>I've never been a fan of carpel tunnel weapons. I don't understand why game devs make it so you have to make irl sacrifices to gain an advantageHow do high level carpal tunnel weapon players play them, like Pablo and Squeezer especially? Do they pull the trigger normally, or cheat and use programmable controllers with turbo?The only way I can get a decent fire rate with those two is by slamming the trigger with my open palm rather than pulling it with my finger, but this obviously messes up aim and mobility.
>>540912898I attempted to try and make a difference by mapping ZR to the left back button on my switch 2 pro controller but the timing was off no matter how hard I tried, and found better success just doing it normally :(
The Splatoon universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it'll make you love the franchise even more!
>>540912898>Pablo
>>540913308Two big very smooth flops of hair.
>>540914261If only we can see her take ink...
>>540914261Reminder that callie's has different models for her mouth instead of a single model thats rigged
>>540915075sovl...
Genuine question, why are japs so fucking boring when it comes to character customization?They're always either a himecut woomy or a bowlcut yeb, do jap veemo/weyyo players even exist?
>>540916975A culture who is big on conformity and not sticking out.> japs so fucking boring when it comes to character customization?Guess we'll never knowI've heard people say JP players even form orderly lines in MMO's
>>540916975They're bug people.
Genuine question, why are westerners so obsessed with being ugly and unfresh when it comes to character customization? They're always dressed up like clowns, do fashionable westerners even exist?
>>540918895They're unable to play the game well, so they have to stand out in other ways.
>>540918895>implying the way japs dress is fresh
>>540918895I try to my yebby fresh
>>540918895I truly think I have the coolest looking ceph on /ink/, maybe even the whole American playerbase.
>>540920087post ceph
>>540920454Who do you think I am...
>>540922052someone I'm gonna draw
>>540921475>Reef with feet instead of sliding everywhereOne job
>>540824519WEMUSTBEBETTER What woomy did with weyyo is none or your business
how do i force my teammates to deposit eggs in the basket?
>>540924651What your teammates are doing in the corner of the map is none of your businessBe better
>>540924651this is happening because most good SR players are playing less, and you're left with people farming the boss badgesI've seen players rushing on Bigshots
>>540925753>dont rush bigshots>3 rings every 6 seconds and cant move
There wont be any raiders amiibo or amiibo functionality for raiders.
>>540926517LOL
>>540916975You can't beat perfection
>>540862353There's literally nothing going on for this game
sploon is ded
I would honest-to-god enjoy this game more if I could play turf and ranked against cpu takos with adjustable difficulty. Between the horrific netcode and endlessly retarded playerbase I just can't even play this game casually anymore
Wonder what percentage of the general comes here from habit and not because they're actively playing the game.
are there really 2 non verbal autists here who are schizoposters
>>540929523I'm just hoping in vain for a Splatoon 1 re-release that game was actually pretty fun casually all the way through from day 1 until it died.
This you?
/ink/... is dead.
>>540957810this is what no raiders news results in
>>540957810quick respawn in any form should be dead instead
>>540958148adapt
Game is the worst it has been since launch, can't maintain a 3/4 winrate anymore. And I'm sick of Salmon I only play to spend time with some anons I grew to appreciate
>>540924651there should be an egg multiplier for scales
bronze at #22, not even at absolutely terrible hourspretty sad to see
frye smooch
>>540927762The way her jacket is drawn it make woomy look like she is wearing a miniskirt instead of spats.
>>540969847Cute
>>540958274>hi, this buffet you have today, it looks good, but everything has the aftertaste of manure for some reason>adapt scrub lmao
>food analogy
>>540973108You live in some third world country without food lmaooo
>projection
man i'm hungry
remember the official doughnut pokemon buttholes japan made
>>540973686280 splatoon units for a regular sandwich is expensive.
>>540973998And what decade are you posting from anon?
>>540976006
>>540976638
Cooking minigame in Raiders
remember to eat your veggies!
>>540979263>eating raw tomato and cucumber>tomato is a fruitat least we won't hear them babble about christian shit anymore
We are the yebbies!Who don't do anything!We stay at home and lie around!
>>540979439cucumber is a fruit too
okay but if you add tomato and cucumber to a salad does it become a fruit saladno it doesn't checkmate atheists
>>540979263YADA YADA YADA!!!
>>540979439You saying this as if it's weird to eat tomatos and cucumbers without cooking them.
>>540981829botanically a cucumber and tomato are fruitin regards to culinary, in creation of a salad for example, they are considered vegetables despite not meeting the actual requirements to be called veggies
>>540983083I say it as if it's weird not to use them as a topping. Granted there are some produce that I prefer on their own like corn and apples but others like peppers and onions are weird to have just on their own
>>540983742Enjoy them by themselves some time.
>>540984062I should specify, I prefer red onion and bell peppers. I don't think those on their own would be pleasant.White onion and jalepenos are fine I'd imagine
>>540983742american momentimagine never biting into a succulent onion bulb like it's an apple, not experiencing the tingle of its juices enveloping your tongue and throat and not breathing out of your nose feeling like you are a firebreathing dragonyou haven't lived
>>540985245t. Shrek
>>540983742Italians are homing onto your house right now anon, you better run
>>540984897Onion by itself is a little strong. I have it as a side dish.
>>540985560I have my front door trapped to drop pineapple on a pizza the second they enter
My woomy refuses to eat her greens.
>>540986856>mayochup on celery>not ranch or peanut buttergross
>>540986856Silly woomer. That's ink.
there's a woomyin my toomyveemo is her roomie
>>540988675vore
>>540989764vore
hey /ink/ could yall encourage me to try committing suicide again, last time i ended up in the hospital barely alive
THERE'S A HORRORBOROS IN MY BOOT
watching mk guys crash out about their game getting updates that fix nothing and only reinforce the status quo is hilarious because they deserve it but also depressing becasue we get the same treatment from 910 and we don't deserve it (unlike them)
>>540990245Can you say nintendo like a normal person
>>540990245can you put on a trip
>>540990158please dont anon, there are people in the world that love and care about you
The current salmon run shift looks like fun
>>540990158Is this Nono?Comical
>>540990170that's a big boot
trisloshers are real...?
>>540990326nine-tenain't nobody got keystrokes to type the full name out, and they don't deserve it either until they fix their act
do you even hear yourself broembarrassing
>>540991401yes, actually
>>540993375Must be a fat ass puh if its peeking out that much
>>540990158Who are you?
>>540997164a random splatoon user, i just want to kill myself mani dont even got a sob story
>>541000770if you dont have a sob story, why do you want to kill yourself?
Would anyone like to run with some Salmon at rotation?
>>541004196if you're okay waiting a little bit then I cana few things I need to take care of first
>>541004196I can go for 1 king dethroning.
>>541005423Room's up>>541004664Just (You) me when you're good to go
>>541005956Sorry, system required a update.I'm ready.
>>541005956SR 2/4
>>541005223Shiver in Mario Kart when?
>>541005956>>541004664ready
>>541006674YO
>>541007230>>541007241Opening
>>541000770but anon, you can't kill yourself, splatoon raider is right around the corner
I sincerely apologize, that was an embarrassing performance
>>541007709around which corner
Mesmerizing Slammin' Fish Stick Lid
LID STRAT BABY!
GG's Salmonators!
GG's fish room! https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
gggggggs sorry about the multiple death loops I got trapped in
GGs SR Crew, Salmon was no match, even when resorting to exploits like the elevated Slammin' Lid on Fishstick Pole.Until next time.
>>541011585>elevated Slammin' Lid on Fishstick Polepics?
>>541012191A very distracting salmon.
>>541012191
>>541011585can someone draw the weyy mating press the beeb
>>541014589why
anyone wanna play some open?
>>540990536Frenchie found a shitcord to parasitize As long as they provide him attention he won't come back here sucking off our tits
>>541017979he got banned from that one
>>541018273Lol, lmao even
stop replying to yourself, it's pathetic
>>541018927You're the one to talk, Ballin.
uh oh maintenance
I'll be willing to open at rotation
Anyone? >>541024954
>>541027381
>>541027381Depends what it is
>>541028090SZ, Mako/Marlin
>>541028976Yeah fuck it I'll play
>>541029285much appreciated. currently fishing for a king with a friend that doesn't play ranked then I'll open a room
>>541029850Shit, sorry something came up and I got to go. Maybe next time
>>541030771>>541027895
>>541027381I can play.
>>541033842;-;I just shut down for the night.I'm sorry anon.
>>541033887>>541027895
Anyone fish in 20-30 minutes (or just at rotation)?Turf is fine too, I need to get used to the suffering again before Splatfest...
>>541034742I'm okay with whatever you decide to doI've been slomming a lot so ironically I'd prefer turf
>>541034742I can fish, just give me a few minutes
>>541038119>>541038178Opening fish shop for one king, can turf afterwards if there's interest
SR 3/4
Bandage customizationhttps://x.com/gsl_9708/status/1973039573380092309
GgsrBoth cats wouldn't leave me alone the entire timeI'm still down for Turf if you want
GG's fish room!
>>541042002>>541042497GGs fish! Took longer than expected but we got big Joe down!And sure let's turf a little!
Turf room 2/4 btw
Raiders news today pls.
>>541007709fuuuuck youre right, nevermind then
>playing sammies>black octoling on my team>5 eggs, 400 pts in 3 entire waves>immediately block & requeueIt's always them lol
Anyone awake to 1king?
>triple rage quit
>>541045191The theme of three is strong in this game :0
Ggs <3
>>541045730GGs again, surprisingly fun turf!
>>541045730
Raiders in 43 minutes
>>541046565never turf against me because I will use extremely cancerous builds as exemplified here
>>541046789In turf I'm almost exclusively and unapologetically a cooler slut, though my build is only 67% cancer
Part slutPart cancerI only turf around fests
>>541046775>two more weeks
you have alerted the woomy
>>541044636>racism outside of /b/
ideas for the fest that would have been better than the repeat?
>>541064138Where is the racism?
>>541013652Honest question, do you actually know japanese or do you just play NTSC-j just for playing with other japs?
>>541070842lol this faggot doesn't know the most basic of kana
>>541071027Woomy wouldn't say that.
>>541070842He knows japanese.
>>541070842
>>541070842Fuck off french ESL scum
>>541073628haha racism very funny
>>541073951A nationality isn't a race sweetie
>>541071027pedophile dialect
Raiders news
>>541079632>nothing on twitter >nothing on Nintendo today appJebaited
you people are so impatientyou waited for 3, you'll wait for raiders
>>541079632She has raided 3 banks today Callie has stole all the woomycoin in the city
>>541080570Ugly art
>>541077941terminally online faggot
summer's over...
>>541088420I don't know how long I would play a Splatoon gacha for but if it has designs like this I'd say for at least a year. The Pokemon gacha is pretty disappointing design wise.
>>541087173pedophilethis general has nothing but actual child molesters
>>541089256And you clearly love being here.
>>541088420>>541090094For the love of Cod tell me the name of the artist please
>>541091829saucenao.com
>>541089256schizo
why cant this general do better
>>541088420>nipplesEnjoy your vacation
>>541092502WE MUST BE BETTER WOOMIESDon't manmenmi, be better
>>541092502I hope you keep cutting yourself and finally suicide for once and all, a.
COOOOOOOOODSLET ME WIN THIS MATCH AND MY WOOMY IS YOURS
i miss when these threads were actually about splatoon and not its players
>>541093818not him but ok
>>541093950>him
>>541093818I don't give a shit about sanrio so you get 0/10 for the attempt.
>>541094283Fuck off with nonoEurotrash
european
>>541100081heh
k/ink/tober has begun
>>541094283If you had to mention Sanrio it most likely mattered to even a slight degree I think if Big Man had a Kuromi option for a sanriofest he would sweep unless Cinnamoroll or Hello Kitty got haha funny white ink with Shiver. Even if Frye had Pompompurin (2025 Sanrio winner) or some meme option like the dlc character she would still be dead last.Probably picking Big Man for spooky fest also
>>541104084I do think the mascots are cute but I know next to nothing about them outside them being mascots that print money. No hate just ignorance.
>>541104939The Sanrio meta is almost as bad as Splatoon 3 but it’s very realHangyodon should have more merch in the west. He’s a funny fish.
>>541104084Why do stinky femcels like this plushie so much
>>541105239because it makes you mad :)
St/ink/nky femanon veemo sweaty armpit Uoohhhhh licky licky
>>541105554No femanon is playing veemo here
>>541105857There are no femanon playing here*
>>541105239>:3
I have more estrogen in my system than testosterone so I count for the purposes of being a femanon
>>541105239Because she gives off “I’m not like the other nerd girls” aura even though she is probably right up there with My Melody femanons
If we have ever have an /ink/ meet up I beg you all to bathe and wear deodorant that day.
>>541107324stay... fresh?
>>541107324I sweat a lot when I play splatoon so no matter how clean I am I still get stinkyt. femanon
>>541107324they are st/ink/ers for a reason
>>541108353getting too nervous? or are you one of those that move the entire body when playing?
>>541109087I stress because I'm worried /ink/ will make fun of me if I play bad
>>541109891You get made fun of no matter what Nobody is perfect in this general You can still enjoy splatoon without /ink/ers because soloq and freelance exist
>>541109891Most people here care more about their own skill than someone elses.
>>541104084frye won the last splatfest
>>541111156With the amount of complaining about other /ink/ers, I doubt it.
Anyone want to play open?
>>541111442/ink/ has a very vocal schizo minority, 99% of players here are never mentioned so you have a bigger chance to be call out by a schizo thinking you are their targer of the dayjust ignore those posts and its very calm here, too calm nowadays
>>541111442its one guy pretending to be multiple people
>>541111953this
>>541104084Shiver never got white ink...>>541105239It's a menhera badge of honor
>>541115342she had vanilla in the ice cream fest?
One day I larp as BallinAnother day I larp as NonoIf I feel fancy I larp as GT, yes I've got a Bara folder but I'm straight
>>541116587That’s not a question.
i'm me
>>541116587That was the closest, but it was still kind of cream colored and not pure coom-white like Big Man got multiple times
If the real Ballon was here, I’d expect yebby ass cheeks
how long until nintendo raises the price of nintendo online
>>541119982never but they will introduce a third more expensive tier
>>541119982We already have that. It's called the expansion pack.
>>541106685truthnuke
GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!YOU'RE ST/INK/ING YOURSELF!!!!!!!
>>541123876
the girls are fighting!
>>541125597don't worry you can be a girl inkling or octoling too
who wanna fsh
>>541127772If you wait until around the hour I can
>>541128002oke
>>541128002opening
>>541128147ready
ggsfsh im rusty as fuck
>>541131856ggs we were able to beat that boss in the middle of my dad calling me hehe
Raiders is too salmon focused.
woomy with 1/2 spin
k/ink/tober is underway!I already have a position in mind, so give me your character(s) suggestions.You can also propose a position of your own if you prefer.
>>541135716 mikkels ceph
>>541135716One drawing every day for a month?
>>541136158If Mikkel is okay with it, post it and I'll consider it
>>541135465strange woomy
>>541135716
>>541136950>>541136660
i dont want turf wari want to be angry in open
>>541136660I'm fine with itI don't lewd my own ceph, only cheesecake/softcore. Anyone else can do what ever
>>541137287>I don't lewd my own ceph, Anyone else can do what everwhy so many /ink/ artists are like this? not a complaint btw im only wondering
>>541135716Harmony anal
>>541135716I hope someone requests my ceph......
>>541136950>>541137287Understood, I'll see what I can doI had a pairing in mind that I kind of wanted to do but I am a people pleaser so I shall do this one. Hopefully I'll get a chance in the following days>>541138161I was about to consider it but you just had to post that pic didn't you
are we being raided?go back to /trash/ /aco/ or /v/
>>541138632are you being retarded?go back to twitter discord or leddit
>>541138632Splatoon Raiders
>>541139134Carlos｡｡｡
>>541138935>let me get my heckin' offtopic porn-o-rino!!brain death
>>541138632>>541140023newfag tourist begone
can someone post a back view of the floplet hairstyle
>>541140621Yes
>>541140621Knock.
>>541141671ah shit i started again without looking at the thread, will open next game
>>541140643
>>541141986much appreciated, thank you!
>>541141671opened
>>541138370gay
Oh.
>>541135716I hope I don't get sniped on a specific day.
Its time
>>541135716>>541136950https://files.catbox.moe/38zixt.png
>>541145985nice
>>541145985POV ur me
GGs open.
>>541146902GGs f
GGs f
>>541145985>rainy again
>>541135716why aren't any of my fetishes on here like nostrils????
>>541147135Not every floplet is rainy anon
>>541147970ignore all shitposters
>>541145985Nice Now I'm gonna return the favor
>>541148780:0!!!!!I'm gonna be honest my original pairing was gonna be my ceph with Spyke with his big ol hand grasping me so maybe you could do that
>>541149535GGs p
>>541144796my beautiful, successful and talented wife
>>541155369she doesn't even know you exist, anon
Raiders news tonight.
>>541155442just because she doesn't know i'm her wife yet doesn't mean anything
>>541155581wife??????????
>>541155581>>541155369Shut the fuck up Shiver.
>>541155581Stalker mindset
>>541156504That can't be Shiver, Frye has already claimed that veemlet as hers. She knows that veemlet is wife. No this is just some crazy obsessed fan we're dealing with here.
>>541140023NewGOD keep dabbing on these porn sick freaks.
>>541158070I'm literally ace, the only reason you'd be against any type of porn at all is if you're christian, which in that case go diddle a kid or cry in front of a pride flag or dinosaur museum or something
>>541159356pornography is the opium of the neets, this has nothing to do with religious sects.
>>541159356>I'm literally acemental illness
>>541138632no its just sketch-tran basing their entire personality on porn.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy a splatcoom thread on /v/!!! Already seeing tons of yuta's.
>>541089010Suppose I never played any gacha game on my high end gayman phone, which one should I pick to try? I will not spend a single cent on it, so the free-to-play tier has to be interesting enough. I have no idea what the gameplay even is in those games, I like classic JRPGs like Chrono Trigger or Bravely Default, are gachas anything like it? I'm also kind of curious how good a game can look on my phone.Oh and are there even any gacha games that are not chink botnets?
>>541160747>which one should I pick to tryDon't. No matter how generous is it, they're designed to make you keep logging in. You see characters you don't have and you want to have them so you do dailies and it becomes a second job. Play a fully released game or VN.
>>541160747LOL
>>541160747
>>541160747Don't.
Fat __________________________.
What is your ceph doing during the obviously octoling-caused government shutdown?
go back /pol/tard
salmon for 1 king?
>>541161903>>541161949>>541162197>>541162387Squiggas I'm old and and responsible enough to control myself and not make irresponsible decisions about my money and time. I barely have time to play Splatoon as it is, but I did want to see what the whole gacha hype is about. A local restaurant I went to recently even had a collab or sponsorship with one of them lolThe only other game I thought I'd maybe play was Inkling Heroes but it doesn't work (unlike on my old phone) because it was compiled for a different architecture that my new phone somehow doesn't support. There's also Katawa Shoujo I guess.
>>541165759Gacha games have entire teams of psychologists dedicated to trying to push you deep into fomo until you budge. Don't waste your time on something like that.
kancora stole my lunch from the breakroom fridge
>>541165710I've a headache but sure, let me boot up
>>541160747you have from 3 poisonschinese gacha will give your info to the ccp with some relative good gameplay and tend to start cheap to hook you into spending morejapanese gacha are the prettiest but with outdated gameplay and tend to give fewer rewards, full of anime slopkorean gacha are either grindier or coomer trapssome gacha games can be good, like 1% of them while 99% are just slot machines to get pngs. but no matter what, a gacha is always a predatory game
>>541166579sure anon opening, we can stop at any point if headache is too much>>541166123and i will do it again if you dont start fishing more
>>541166763I'll be fine, guess we can do one more, this one came super quick
>>541167695Thats what she said
>>541137019
>>541167695yeah that was super fast never saw a king coming just at the 2nd shift
>bonked by flyfish while flying inkjetRude...
ggggggggggsssssss Yhope that your headache will go down soon take care
>>541169648GGs!! Tough Joes, thanks for enduring. I'll get better once I can stop starting at the screen, just have some stuff to wrap up for work still
>>541090094gat DAYMN
You know what? I'm about to say it...If you use any of these it means you're expecting to die a lot and therefore be a loser (IG & IRL)
>>541182012if you want to succeed, prepare for failure
>>541182453if you want to succeed, accept failure but prepare for success
>>541182453if you want to succeed, prevent failure
mommy squid
SR?
No Trick, no Treat, only Smell Feet
>>541160747>>541165759Blue Archive isn't quite a traditional RPG but it's very F2P-able. Dailies don't take that long either (~15 mins?) when you get into the swing of things and can put stuff on auto.It's half visual novel and half chibis so it's not exactly a visual spectacle though.
>blue archivesquigga ewww
Woomy!
>>541182012where is cooler
>>541182012you've had ten years to adapt
Fall fashion is the cutest.
>>541189803cooler is a funny case, you can use it to ruin it for everyone but most cooler users don't actually engage with cooler up anyway. like, only zap, maybe gal if it feels frisky that day, every other cooler doesn't take advantage of qr, and the main culprit- especially so.
Splatfest:Pumpkin VS Apple VS Maple
>>541191559Another rigged Big Man win
>>541191325You're the cooler bitch, your job is to shit out coolers so the rest of the team can actually play the game, you only get to paint their feet and sometimes tap on the enemies from a distance so your teammates can combo off of it. If you're engaging and dying you're not farming the next cooler.
......................................... but splatoon 3 is gachashit too...........
why couldn't you just stay fresh...?
>>541192129and it doesn't even have cute characters anymore either...
>>541193018fag
Did the frenchoid really off himself?
>>541192091that's what i saidcoolersluts are bitches too, but for the exact opposite reason qr junkies are
>>541189803Cooler is the best buff even without instant respawn
>>541193061I respawn punished him
>>541193061I try not to think about him as much as possible.
>>541193051>>541193241
>>541193505fag
>>541192180still would
>>541194157Obsessed
take it to /e/ fagtard
>>541194157I showed this pic to a friend and they laughed
Is it gay to smooch your homies, bros?
Pearly!!!!
Who are youStop simping
>>541199482>peak condition>kuromidoubt
>>541116627>yes I've got a Bara folder but I'm straightI don't believe you, post it. >>541135716May I please have Coco on 25, hairy? Preferably, clock in 21 too, bulge, so you could draw Coco showing off his belly and muscles as all hairy with a bulge on his shorts.
>>541199409Source
Enjoy your vacation r/e/tard
>>541203213TriangleImage searchSaucenao
>this makes /ink/ femcels cry and rage
>>541204231Wrong idol idiot Marie is bland and at least Shiver has a better personality even if they are almost parallel
>>541204231Not really? the line is crossed when you post little girls
>>541206116Lolichad general
>>541206116are the little girls in the room with us right now?
>>541206625I wish
THEY'RE IN MY WALLS
Looks like the nameschizo found a new punching bag
>>541206823Woomy sees what your doing
>>541193505>Frye POV
>>541207751sex with this thing
>>541207587>What Frye see's when she gets home
29 Days
>>541204052>best match is some shitty porn site that can't display danbooru images and doesn't link to the danbooru pageThanks for nothing
>>541203276gt is a janitor???
>>541209843Wtf are you talking about, it led me to danbooru and gelbooru directly.
>>541209843Shitty porn site what are you talking about? It works fine for me
>>541210689>>541210710nvm I forgot to check saucenao because I'm tired of it usually being useless
yeahyebby sengen
>>541221457>wearing socks on the beach
>>541135716Tempting...
Hey
>>541226680>plushie of yourselfwhat a narcissist
>>541227463i wish i had a design recognisable enough to be turned into a marketable plushie...
>>541229497thats what fashion and personal grooming is for
>>541230219I wish I was personally groomed by callie.
i thought this general was going to be full of lewd pics but its all cute posting. shitty thread.
woomies aren't lewd though
>>541237591omg get a room woomies
This is my custom wellstring outfit You are looking at peak woomy performance
>>541239957>hipster cutbased, more woomies should use this
>>541239957ur ceph ugly
>>541239957>hipster cut>octo armorI bet she uses trooper shaped sex toys too
>>541239957sex with this woomy
"I need yebbies to draw"-no one ever
>>541241874y*bw*yys are ugly
>>541240441u gay dude
>>541241874faggots don't deserve teehees
>>541243668Sure
>>541242434gay and upset
>on the receiving end of a solo wipe:(
>>541239957... Urchincel?
why are most squid pictures here so sexually charged
GGs s
>>541250249Might have something to do with the games design choices
ggs shNow it's time for k/ink/tober. >>541135716To be honest I've already drawn facesitting a number of times, so I might use this day as a swap day.Suggestions are now on the table
>for once on the dealing end of weapon range flarwew lad
>>541250812Just do 3
>>541250249a lot of people here are actual pedophiles
>>541250812frye, on shiveror both, on big man
>>541251279name fifteen
Actually I have a position in mindOne male and one female ceph preferred
>>541252643female agent 8 and male agent 4
>>541252643capn cuttlefish loli marie
>>541227463>*dresses like a french model*>*turns into a narcissist*
>>541252640We might be less than fifteen left posting here
i kinda find it sad that /smbg/ is now a faster general than /ink/
>>541254093>one has a new game come out just two months ago>the other one has a 3-year-old game with no contentWoooooooooow...
Anyone slim for a king at rotation?
>>541251279It’s one guy
>>541254686i can
>>541255869Sorry, looked way for a spell. Room going up if you're still there.
>>541256539yep waiting for it
>>541256539SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
GG's K!
>>541259012ggggggggsssssssss
>>541254430multiplayer focused game vs schizo general that doesn't play games
>>541259828>>541254686
I used to play alot of splat 1 back in the day and 2 before NSO was launched but I never picked up 3. Is it still actively played or should I wait for 4?
If the fr*nch was still amogus, this general would still be active.
>>541262363kys
>>541262363Rather have a dead thread.
>>541262363why does his presence matter so muchanswer honestly
>>541263080You're replying to him right now. He brings himself up every few weeks.
>>541263257no faggot I'm not replying to "him"I am replying to you, as in Nono why don't post normally for a change
>>541263639Stop talking about yourself in the third person, it's pathetic.
He truly is living rent-free in your heads Try not to mention him next thread
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