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the wimy
my wife
Every splatfest this one pops up in my mind and I get hard
How to I tell people I like this game without making them think I'm into that weirdo shit that starts with the letter L.
>>540686310You caring about what other people think already makes you a Loser
MAKEINKOPOLISGREATAGAIN!
>>540686310Why tell them to begin with, I only talk about normalfag games with other people.
>>540686310You have friends?
What the fuck is this rotation? Grounds with practically no effective range is garbage.
>>540691390yeah it is trash
No fatties allowed beyond this point
oh boy 3am
>>540692852Stop making me hungry.
>>540693290squid toast...
>>540697604>mcbrazzers
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
>he still plays splatoon 3lmao
>repeat splatfest for halloweenholy fuck that's sad
did anyone that made splatoon 3 actually want to make it
>>540709350can you say that again but this time pretend english is your native language
>>540709350the guys who did the singleplayer and especially the composer
>>540709350it was just a setup for raiders.
>>540686310You don't talk to people IRL about videogames, stick to sports or TV shows if you have to strike a convo at work.
weyyo and yebby at home depot giggling at the caulk guns
:)
>>540673910notice how lately the pbs fail to fill up then alot of people leave once the undesirables join so theyre in the pb pics and not the people who left early kek what a shitshow
why is every picture woomy & food
>>540718741I was hungry...
>>540718741Two goodest things about Splatoon.
>>540718741frye is a fat fuck
The only silver lining to this splatfest is finally putting slots on the tinted shadesThe hat merchants have not helped me
>>540686379Kind of have to now when people will look for any reason to call you a "diddy blud">>540714195This is mostly about internet people
Just made someone ragequit on a turf war. Turf war does not matter. What a sensitive faggot.
>>540725315they didn't rq, they had to poop
>>540727030the only time i play turd war, is when i am in fact already pooping
>>540724382>internet peopleI wouldn't know, my only online acquaintance who isn't 4chan-adjacent is already a Splatoon fan.
>>540700464omg woomy dont eat grass wth>>540701032did u sleep anon>>540709350jap work culture aside it must have been fun getting paid to work on woomy
https://x.com/tanishinun107/status/1970772339886571890
>game with a plethora of different and fun backlines to play>only the boring special spammer that makes the rest irrelevant and the lumbering apex predator that can make the former bleed are viablesad
is sm3d b1.15 out? autoupdate doesn't seem to work
>>540732048>fag flagAn american commissioned this.
1king salmon?
>>540732764why do you care?
>>540732059>different and fun backlines to playSuch as? They all have anemic and boring kits because jet squelcher had too much "fun" with both of its kits in 2.
>>540732764its current year get over it chud
>>540734257>backliners needing kits>splat3 backliners supposedly having "anemic and boring" kits when vballpoint, zif, bulbz and rbpd exist>jet being blamed despite it not being a backliner and appropriately paying for its crimes in 2 by being given kits that are impossible to spam (but are also far from "anemic and boring", vjet and cobra are both menaces)
>>540735764
>>540735764what does that have to do with splatoon tho
>>540727579I know some people who hate splatoon because "everyone who plays it is either a fag, a tranny or a lolicon"
>>540736245So which one do you fall under
>>540736245I know people who think ALL anime is for pedos, no reason to capitulate to those types
>>540737514These people are in the>They're not the same thing but it's still bad>Video games cause violence/fiction affects real lifecrowds if that matters
>>540736245Those "people" sound like fucking retards
>>540736245jokes on you, im in the mentally ill category
>>540739896So all of the above?
For the people complaining about pencil earlierhttps://youtu.be/u0FEFsgT04k
>>540736245Sounds like they're stupid. Splatoon is just a fun game in general.
>>540707920>devs specifically state there's only 2 years of content support for splat3>2 years is up>"WAAAAAAAAOW OLD SPLATFESTS >:("
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>540742053>eeltail clamsare you a masochist?
>>540729482>did u sleep anonYepperooni!
>>540742440sometimes i believe everyone who still plays this game is
>>540742053me
open 2/4
>>540736454Same one that applies to probably everyone in this threadExcept OP
desu its amazing how everyone hated mincemeat more than eeltail.
>>540736454the entire continent of japan is lolicons, and this is an anime website, so guess.
That was torture.
>>540745358Mincemeat clams was legit unplayable before the rework. Now it's debatably tolerable. Eeltail has no salvageable modes at all, they all suck.>but muh zones midOnly one aspect, that more often than not you only get to play for like 30 seconds before it's lockdown city.
"This way!"
What is with matchmaking giving us dupes
>>540746294I booyah back when people are annoying with this way spam.
>>540746216zones mid is nice on that map
GGs sh
GGs p
>>540750572
>>540751106>even japs are catching onto the ways of the flargood
The thing I hate the most about decav is that it has a bomb. It absolutely does not need one, let alone succ.
>THAT YEB IS PLAYING WITHOUT STEALTH JUMP
>>540736245they're not wrong
>>540746216>eeltail has no salvageable modes at allExcept that Zones is god-tier, lockdowns barely happen.And Clams and Turf are great.And Rainmaker and Tower Control are pretty solid.The map just has good geometry. Fantastic dichotomy between low and high ground is just what Splatoon needs.
>>540736245so just like the church then
>>540752778Name? FC? Rank?
>>540752916The church likes real boys, not fictional cephalopod girls (and boys)
>>540752778i don't care that this is obvious baiti want you hanging in the street nigga
https://x.com/Snoozieperhour/status/1972081360824393938/photo/1
>>540755583It's my legitimate opinion.I seriously don't understand how people can dislike Eeltail. The spawns aren't that hard to fight out of unless everyone in this thread is an Aerofag or something.
>>540757104your legitimate opinion sucks dick
Does this mean I got all of the regular non-purchasable banners now? Neat. I have 213 total apparently.
>>540757890Yes, same with titles if you get money instead.
>>540752424>WELL LET'S HOPE WE DON'T COVER HIM
there are sick fucks here who think crableg is a good stage, anything is possible on /ink/
>>540759240good clams stage
>>540759240We're seeing Mincemeat being defended. Stockholm syndrome is alive and well.
>>540759446mincemeat is a very playable stage after its rework
>>540759240It is. It's mincemeat but good.
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>540754291wow the church is based
>>540757972On one hand cool, on the other hand that's another capsule type to not care about now, the cash amount is laughable.I know I'm missing 24 Salmon banners and 7 seasonal ones, that would make 244. Wiki says there are 241 banners in total but maybe it's outdated.Assuming one gatcha roll per day, I will get my final seasonal banner in a little under 16 years. HOWEVER, I might be able to make it in under 9 years if I manage to get one from Splatfest machine in about 250 rolls.How engaging.
>>540759716haha pedophile so funny
>>540759240t.rangelet
>>540507454/ink/ manager here! We won 3-0 against /kfg/ and we have another friendly today vs /ksg/ (>>539243563)!We're thr main event and up next!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>540684897which side are you picking this fest? or are you even gonna bother playing at all?
>>540767393>thought people here were joking about splatfest being a rerun and making fun of how lazy the devs are>it's realwow
splatoon 2 did the same thing
>>540767560We're past the 2-year mark for content updates mate. Recycled splatfests are inevitable.
>>540767560I missed it the first time so I can't really complain
2 years later and randos still have no clue how to survive glowfly waves.
I'm gonna shove my ghost bone in that zomussy haha hell yeah
>>540774775>one hugs the wall>one stays by the basket>one can't be foundWho do I side with?
>>540767560Im not voting.
>failed flopper inspection day
>>540754291>>540759716>>540760386it's almost like demons can LARP as respected and trusted peoplemind b l o w n
Who wanna fish?
>>540779050i can im a bit distracted by irl stuff so i apologize if i dont play as my best
>>540779050Now? Because the next rotation is in 10 minutes.
>>540779430you gotta believe harder than that if you want a 0 stink meter kling.
>>540779347>>540779430Will open room at rotation
>>540778779I dont think you need to blame demons for the actions of men, humans can do great and evil things
kpop demon hunters
>>540779050+1
room full lol
guys we are having shots with drugged out eliterfags on the street, anyone wanna join?
>>540780161woomypop semen hunters
d/c, rejoining
>>540780981Good one gooner
>>540777670>bangs
Splatoon spelled backwards
>>540780981goon one woomer
>>540784270/ink/ - backwards General
GGs SR
>>540784875ggs Pnice shifts
Anyone up for Splatoon 2 Salmon Run in about 30 minutes?
lol
>>540775681>one gets incapped instantly>another gets incapped trying to save the first>the third gets incapped trying to save the secondmore accurate
>>540787716looks like yebby hates that food
I was at the basket but out of ink and bullied by cohocks special, I know...
>>540785621are you lost?league of legends general is that way
>>540780161Im listening to kpop while playing turfwar
>>540788927gayyy
ggs M and Y
GG's K, P, and Y! Fun rounds!
>>540789854yeahwhen will we accept respawn punisher as acceptable?
>>540789492>>540789376>>540784875GGs! 5 silver, not bad
been doing a stare contest with my woomy in the lobby (blinking allowed)
>>540779789Yeah well not all evils are equal
me after killing the pencil player (I went 4-10)
I love veemos.
>>540792630ugly ass cat killed the thread
>>540795216which veemo will you choose to be your wife?
Haha I sure do love being a melee weapon who's 50 yards away from a decav but still gets popped like a cohok
>5 posts in 4 hoursRaiders news doko
>>540811689You think a single player game is going to increase discussion? Maybe for like a week or two, at best. But they'd need to properly update the game again or pay attention to it. That's not gonna happen until 4 at the earliest. The only real discussion to be had right now is "why the fuck did they buff the meta weapons"
>>540812143It'd give a solid boost for a while.People still find the time to complain about Side Order more than a year later.
>>540812143if the game is good, we'll at least have something to discuss for a few weeks
>>540812309what was wrong with side order?
>>540813669The types of playstyles you can make arent all fun and you dont get to enjoy the maxed out build for very long since there isn't an inifinite mode.
>>540813669it's both too limited and too easy to get stupidly overpowered in with no downside. that's like two things a rogue-like should not do. you want more variety and a difficulty curve that goes up, not down.
>>540813669It was too short
>>540801132Chara ranked it #2 so expect to see his bandwagon fans to use it more in ranked.
There's so much gear in this game yet the variety feels so slim.
seeing a lot of disconnects in SR. what's going on
>>540817272None of the new brands are fresh and they ruined the main reason for wearing Kensa by removing MPU.That and no one has the patience to go for the catalog's gear.
>>540817272because we got too much stupid designer gear that doesn't mesh with many thingsback in splat1 we had a coherent aesthetic with mostly skater and punk clothes, you had to go out of your way to clownsuit
>>540789245kpop is not really bad
/ink/ when someone posts shitty bait.
There are too many bad apples on /ink/We need better players
>>540824179nice there's still one free hook for me
/ink/ we need to be better squids Don't be woomy, BE BETTER
What my woomy did while I was offline is none of my business
>>540823985i wasn't talking about kpop tho
More like... K-Poop
We're gonna be talking about the [woomy!]
Orion posting is funny I think cuckoldry is hilarious
>>540822954kensa is the worst brand so people not wearing it is a good thing
Sex with yebby while weyyo watches
grinding yebby's bones to make my bread
>>540828282My weyyo is for Coco and only anyway, so why he care.
>>540830639Your opinion sucks Joey
>>540831004That's GT
>>540831004No, it's me, gt... and joey is girl lover only, I think.>>540831119Correct!
>>540831421Doesn't matter, all of you gays are the same
>>540824519I'm a better ceph
Are the scale capsules garanteed in each SR rotation?
>>540831537I wish. I really would wish all gays would look just like Coco...
Why are yebweyys like this….
My yebweyy is normal.
there's gonna be a woomy testall the answers will be woomy
>>540838636Delulu afWhy are you even here
>>540839674>draw a regular person>slap a woomy head on
Don't talk to me or my jelly ever again.
>>540855030Erm... Jellies canonically cannot distinguish dirty and clean.You can sexually harass a jelly and it will remain unphased, at worst slightly confused.
>>540854068It actually works well though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZetR4vqFwgno...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540861865>even the #1 splatoon autist is getting burned out
>>540861865>mindless glazers in the comment section The only thing I lost was 10 minutes of my life watching this click bait
finally gonna get that top 10 badge when only 9 people remain
woomy
>>540863729giwtwm
>>540863729don't fall woomy
>>540863729What is the animation called when the pixels aren't actually locked to a grid?
>>540863824#metoo>>540863891It's okay she's got her wellies on>>540865930First of all I don't think that's the case here, pretty sure this was created and uploaded as an honest to God GIF, but because this year's Internet is retarded it had to be upscaled and saved as a lossy-compressed video. Second, I don't think there is a specific name for what you're describing. "Pseudo-16-bit" is the closest I can think of, but this doesn't address the fact of lower-resolution sprites and tiles being manipulated within a higher-resolution canvas. Like in Stardew Valley for example.
you're a squid now
WAKE UP
anyone wanna play some open?probably only will stick around for an hour
>>540877453sure
>>540877628opening a room in a few
>decav throwingGreat
>>540869258
>>540878304decav is a top tier, why aren't you using a top tier? no wonder he's throwing, you're not pulling your weight if you're not using a top tier like decav.
yer a squid yebby
GGs p and s i gotta go now
GGs open
BGs (I wasn't there)
>>540882209>>540884232Ggggggg
and now the thread dies once again
>randos refuse to collect eggs>constantly lose to quota shortagesif they're not spending the entire wave incapped, they're spending the entire wave practicing their eggphobia.
>>540888826i have noticed that most freelancers are gathering less eggs than before, i can only imagine its because they are only focusing in killing bossesits weird to find a random that will go full princess mode and get most of the eggs
Peak Splatoon 3 matchmaking experience, from weapon comps to skill levels (2x top 500 on enemy team). Thank you Nintendo.
>>540892739you said you quit
>>540893690he quits every few months, destroys his splatoon cartridge, shits up the thread, and buys a new one
>>540892739>playing open in current yearBro that queue has next to no matchmaking. You're just getting pitted against premades half the time.
>>540892739top 500 really hasn't meant anything for a long long time
>turf war was in NA league
>>540895853Most official events will have it in some way, Nintendo thinks the mode isn't a joke like most sensible people do.
Anyone wanna fish?
>>540902448
>>540902772I'll take that as a no
>>540903428i wouldn't know how to join desu
>>540902448I'll fish if you're willing
>>540903519room up
2/4
Going on a date with yebby...
>>540904845ew faggots
GG's S! Fun rounds. I just wanted 1 king, I don't really like this rotation lol
>>540907137I've never been a fan of carpel tunnel weapons. I don't understand why game devs make it so you have to make irl sacrifices to gain an advantage, like, splatterscreen gives me a bad headache every time I get caught in it. Gameplay wise there's no downside as you can just play through it but it's just a strain on the eyes.ggs btw
I'm so hungry.
>>540909258That's a fairly small amount of Crab N go I'd say?
>>540910720The party size feeds 4 people. I can't eat all that in one sitting.
>>540910720For an average-sized veemo.
>>540909258Tis but a light afternoon snack
fat ass veems no wonder they're so slow in open
she's hungry
>>540907582>I've never been a fan of carpel tunnel weapons. I don't understand why game devs make it so you have to make irl sacrifices to gain an advantageHow do high level carpal tunnel weapon players play them, like Pablo and Squeezer especially? Do they pull the trigger normally, or cheat and use programmable controllers with turbo?The only way I can get a decent fire rate with those two is by slamming the trigger with my open palm rather than pulling it with my finger, but this obviously messes up aim and mobility.
>>540912898I attempted to try and make a difference by mapping ZR to the left back button on my switch 2 pro controller but the timing was off no matter how hard I tried, and found better success just doing it normally :(
The Splatoon universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it'll make you love the franchise even more!
>>540912898>Pablo
>>540913308Two big very smooth flops of hair.
>>540914261If only we can see her take ink...
>>540914261Reminder that callie's has different models for her mouth instead of a single model thats rigged
>>540915075sovl...
Genuine question, why are japs so fucking boring when it comes to character customization?They're always either a himecut woomy or a bowlcut yeb, do jap veemo/weyyo players even exist?
>>540916975A culture who is big on conformity and not sticking out.> japs so fucking boring when it comes to character customization?Guess we'll never knowI've heard people say JP players even form orderly lines in MMO's
>>540916975They're bug people.
Genuine question, why are westerners so obsessed with being ugly and unfresh when it comes to character customization? They're always dressed up like clowns, do fashionable westerners even exist?
>>540918895They're unable to play the game well, so they have to stand out in other ways.
>>540918895>implying the way japs dress is fresh
>>540918895I try to my yebby fresh
>>540918895I truly think I have the coolest looking ceph on /ink/, maybe even the whole American playerbase.
>>540920087post ceph
>>540920454Who do you think I am...
>>540922052someone I'm gonna draw
>>540921475>Reef with feet instead of sliding everywhereOne job
>>540824519WEMUSTBEBETTER What woomy did with weyyo is none or your business
how do i force my teammates to deposit eggs in the basket?
>>540924651What your teammates are doing in the corner of the map is none of your businessBe better
>>540924651this is happening because most good SR players are playing less, and you're left with people farming the boss badgesI've seen players rushing on Bigshots
>>540925753>dont rush bigshots>3 rings every 6 seconds and cant move
There wont be any raiders amiibo or amiibo functionality for raiders.
>>540926517LOL
>>540916975You can't beat perfection
>>540862353There's literally nothing going on for this game
sploon is ded
I would honest-to-god enjoy this game more if I could play turf and ranked against cpu takos with adjustable difficulty. Between the horrific netcode and endlessly retarded playerbase I just can't even play this game casually anymore
Wonder what percentage of the general comes here from habit and not because they're actively playing the game.
are there really 2 non verbal autists here who are schizoposters
>>540929523I'm just hoping in vain for a Splatoon 1 re-release that game was actually pretty fun casually all the way through from day 1 until it died.
This you?
/ink/... is dead.
>>540957810this is what no raiders news results in
>>540957810quick respawn in any form should be dead instead
>>540958148adapt
Game is the worst it has been since launch, can't maintain a 3/4 winrate anymore. And I'm sick of Salmon I only play to spend time with some anons I grew to appreciate
>>540924651there should be an egg multiplier for scales
bronze at #22, not even at absolutely terrible hourspretty sad to see
frye smooch
>>540927762The way her jacket is drawn it make woomy look like she is wearing a miniskirt instead of spats.
>>540969847Cute
>>540958274>hi, this buffet you have today, it looks good, but everything has the aftertaste of manure for some reason>adapt scrub lmao
>food analogy
>>540973108You live in some third world country without food lmaooo
>projection
man i'm hungry
remember the official doughnut pokemon buttholes japan made
>>540973686280 splatoon units for a regular sandwich is expensive.
>>540973998And what decade are you posting from anon?
>>540976006
>>540976638
Cooking minigame in Raiders
remember to eat your veggies!
>>540979263>eating raw tomato and cucumber>tomato is a fruitat least we won't hear them babble about christian shit anymore
We are the yebbies!Who don't do anything!We stay at home and lie around!
>>540979439cucumber is a fruit too
okay but if you add tomato and cucumber to a salad does it become a fruit saladno it doesn't checkmate atheists
>>540979263YADA YADA YADA!!!
>>540979439You saying this as if it's weird to eat tomatos and cucumbers without cooking them.
>>540981829botanically a cucumber and tomato are fruitin regards to culinary, in creation of a salad for example, they are considered vegetables despite not meeting the actual requirements to be called veggies
>>540983083I say it as if it's weird not to use them as a topping. Granted there are some produce that I prefer on their own like corn and apples but others like peppers and onions are weird to have just on their own
>>540983742Enjoy them by themselves some time.
>>540984062I should specify, I prefer red onion and bell peppers. I don't think those on their own would be pleasant.White onion and jalepenos are fine I'd imagine
>>540983742american momentimagine never biting into a succulent onion bulb like it's an apple, not experiencing the tingle of its juices enveloping your tongue and throat and not breathing out of your nose feeling like you are a firebreathing dragonyou haven't lived
>>540985245t. Shrek
>>540983742Italians are homing onto your house right now anon, you better run
>>540984897Onion by itself is a little strong. I have it as a side dish.
>>540985560I have my front door trapped to drop pineapple on a pizza the second they enter
My woomy refuses to eat her greens.
>>540986856>mayochup on celery>not ranch or peanut buttergross
>>540986856Silly woomer. That's ink.
