>>540606298>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
This is the thread
first for steve
>>540697159what the fuck is this, an OP for ants?
>two threadsBravoBravissimo
>slop thread>retard thread/mjg/ has fallen
>>540697212no it's not
>>540697159I need an archive with every single one of these schizo images in high resolution.
>>540697739what schizo images
Which thread do I use? So many choices!
this thread gets a kodomo too
Bravo
>another threadRetards
/mjgalter/
>How dare he make a thread half an hour too early?!>Let me make a second thread, that'll show him!
The Most Painful Fast Food Deaths Ever
>>540698317>he posted in the second thread
>>540698317The biggest issue with that thread isn't how early it was made, it's that the OP isn't even mahjong-related in the first place
>>540698472
Why does Kana Fejita has such a massive thighs
I'm going to be very brave and queue ranked despite being in a losing streak
>>540698912
>>540698912As the jyanshi of certainty and miracles, I declare that your next ranked match will not have a happy ending.
>>540698912Getting 3rd, take it or leave.
>>540698912you will go to west extension just to get 3rd from oyakaburi
>>540698912Cynthia is so cool
>>540697159Nashiko? For me it's Nadeshiko.
For me it's Nakadashiko
For me it's Hikaru from Wakakusa Monogatari Mahjong 4shimai.
For me it's Yamagami Shino from Idol Mahjong Final Romance 4.
For me, it's the mcchicken
>>540700915>mcchicken
For me it's Mint from Dora Dora Emotion Seihaiden.
>>540700915The best fast food sandwich!
>>540701580For me, it's the Wendy's Dave's Double®. If the local Wendy's sucks, I'll settle with a Mcdonalds Double Quarter Pounder®.
>>540698912Well? You won right?
>>540701981I'll queue later
>>540701981Yes, she did
I need to work out but i want to have a bath but by the time i'm done at the gym I won't have time for a bath
yay I have reached the gold room again
I just rinshan'd again
>>540702329
>>540702374>this is what hags think they look like
>>540702489
>>540702224just work out for a shorter time and at home?
>>540702224taking bath is more important
>>540702646No it's not
>>540702224Go for a swim instead
WWYD? South 4, 8000 points remaining, fourth place, dora is 4p, you drew 6m on the second turn. Second place for haneman tsumo, third for mangan. there is the possibility of 456 and 567 sanshoku.According to Tsuchida's mahjong path, to think that resigning is fine too, is very precious. Therefore, you discard tiles suji distance away from the dora, or tiles from other suits. You do not want to inconvenience others or otherwise affect the match by discarding a yakuhai and someone calling pon, consequently potentially changing the standings or prematurely causing the game to end when someone else had a great hand. https://youtu.be/AaQWwft52j0?list=PLkVac2_uAwWormvyre7BtjYvGH-08-UuH
>>540702818didn't read2z
>other thread got deletedget fucked, other OP. my thread is better
>>5407028182ztsuchida is a crackpot btw
the hell is 2z? speak in plain English you fucking niggers, like saying "nan" or "hatsu", just like shakespeare would have wanted.
>chaotic wall break is gone forever in 9 hoursNyo...
>>540703280>he doesn't have the training wheels script
>>540703280ton nan shaa pei haku hatsu chun1234567zlearn the proper notation already
>>5407028182z
>>540703501why is 5z haku?
>>540703501TON NAN SHA PEI WAI WAI
>>5407035311234z are kazehai, 567z are sangenpaiz is from zihai = じはい = 字牌
>>540703625yeah but 5z should be chun and not haku
Seeing how 0m0p0s are the dora, would 0z be the NATO tile?
>>540703501and a 臨兵闘者皆陣烈在前 to you too young lady
>>540703751
>>540703751define "should," it's just a notation and sangenpai are ordered without clear distinction which one is first, haku is usually considered primus inter pares (this is also how they are ordered by autosort in mjs and other games)
>>540703751haku hatsu chun rings better
>>540703830rinheitousyakaijinretsuzaizen?
>>540703959based, i've read it similarly
>primus inter pares
>>540703959>hei*pyousomewhat related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvCdEfsiDM
>>540703317no it isn't
>>540703317it's just two months
>>540703917chun is THE dragon tile. haku can't even compete
>>540704170cute boy
>>540704170Why is she licking her lips?
>>540704046koito is so smart!
>>540704215itchy herpes, I guess
>tonne>naan>xeeya>pay>hakü>hatsü>chün
>>540704170that's why it has the highest number, dummy
>>540704170S N I F F
>>540700379>>540700731>>540701184I don't know who you are but thank you for keeping the fire aliveI gave up posting about retro mahjong games here two years ago
>>540704064>pyou*bing
>>540704749Doesn't surprise me, people here don't even play mahjong nowadays.
>>540704898It's moreso that I was posting into the void which is no better than blogposting since there is no interestLast attempt I had was the Saki strip game maybe a year ago since Saki has some fans here and might generate interest but only one anon replied to ask for the game
>>540702818>LITERALLY just give up in the last place bro>just to be kind to the other playersHow is this okay? We're really going to blindly accept that this is how the strongest mahjong player in the world works?
Have fun at church /mjg/
>>540703547>had like 10+ chances to but I was never part of a singalong from 4chin>listening to anons singing poorly brings joy to my soul>not being there singing with them makes me a little bit sad, thoughIt's an abstract kind of suffering.
>>540704835
>>540704170This image would be better if it was a haku though.
>>540705660>wants to take part in singalong>doesn't
>>540705775okay okay you win
>>540705807My whole life has been>want to do something>don't
>>540705857heh
>>540705219this is the same crackpottery as what sakurai wrote in mahjong power or whatever, occult fried their brainssakurai even thinks mahjong is a microcosm of life, so of course it's better to be politeremember tsuchida considers some dice rolls during wall breaking unlucky for your flow
>>540705197The worst part is most anons are dekinais, so they could only play the basic arcade strip games and today you can just look up the CGs on the Internet, so there's really no reason for them to play if it's just an ukeire simulator with random cutoff.
The bottom of my foot is really itchy and it's driving me crazy
>>540706692Could be liver damage
>>540706163You can also just watch a playthrough for most games now, so that's not really a valid reason to not play the gamesSomeone in /hgg/ said it best, beating the girls in SplushWave games make the sex scenes that much better
>>540706692Why did you have to tell us? Now mine is itching too, you ass!
>>540697159delete this thread you fucking pieces of shits
>>540705219Try watching the first video from that series, he explains himself some more.
>>540706929>You can also just watch a playthrough for most games now, so that's not really a valid reason to not play the gamesI agree, I'm just saying why most people couldn't be bothered. And it's usually flat tints pixel art, it's not like it's a good gooning material compared to what you can find elsewhere. People are just not motivated enough.>Someone in /hgg/ said it best, beating the girls in SplushWave games make the sex scenes that much betterI agree with this as well, watching locked content like that without beating the game feels like cheating.
>If 8 comes on the dices, that's a bad omen.>If your starting seat is west, that's a bad omen.
>/hgg/ has more variety in mahjong games than the mahjong general Grim.
/mjg/>eats steak/hgg/>eats steak and literal shitbravo diversity
>>540707413>starting on the seat that's a homophone of death is a bad omenTrenchant insight
Gooner Xenia, do you know if there is any passthrough JAV? I hate western women so much they can't be the only ones using this tech.
If you're playing against me, that's a bad omen.
>>540707570>gacha clients are steakYou are brown
>>540708130Steak compared to the RPGmaker NTR trash /hgg2d/ plays
Damn itI should have considered when joining teams that "he" was going to be in mine
>>540708356We are talking about mahjong games here, RPGM has no mahjong modules
Is it just me or is 4chan awfully slow today
>>540708846Everyone's at church
>>540702224I decided to work out
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A BUN
>>540708846all the normalfags that invaded this site are in still in bed with the girl they bedded last night
>>540709103You should always be bathing after the gym, stinky.
>>540709446If I just want to get clean I take a shower. A bath is a special thing, it's going to take at least 2 hours.
>>540710398These are men aren't they?
>only bathed once in my life because I am almost 2m so I dont fit in any regular bathtub
>>540710612This is you?
>>540710237based
>>540710967Kek
Semi-serious mahjong happening right nowEvens I keep playing sober and concentratedOdds I open the booze and unlock hidden potential0 I grinch
>>540711715Enjoy your flow boost anon
UUUUUUWOOOOOOOOOHHH MOMOCHAN UNYUUUU TIIIIIIIME!
>>540697159Hey OP, it seems like you "forgot" to include the underground team tourney when baking the thread. Don't worry, I got your back.>underground team tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1xFhs5FdIC_c_miKMGlFEzYTWuJCv_iufvot12gieHS8>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScztbdITAxk4GvX5HuFBvqDzDWidCbvFRlqCW2iJg0L4rVznQ/viewform>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MLQAs8D7RID1uVlrutGzsjgPdfBM2eY8-kEJkX7OwPM/
>>540712221based kodommer
>>540712221no he didn't stupid kodomo
>>540712221
>>540712221The team tourney is an unsanctioned anti IRC chud tourney it doesn't get OP rights until it's vetted by the *** board.
Strange sound while mushroom hunting cynthia-7.png
>>540712630It was an elkNext mystery
Haha die youtube zoomshits haha
I haven't seen that guy who posts Oguri Cap at the start of every thread. I guess we reached the limits of his autism.
>>540712854This general has been witness to thousands of ritual posts by now
>>540705954>sakurai even thinks mahjong is a microcosm of lifeAnd he's right, digikek. You can tell if you're against a good person at the table just by the way they play. Damaniggers are untrustworthy and sneaky, while people who prefer riichi show their boldness and bravery, commendable qualities in a human.
>>540712854how is oguri cap as in peak mahjong related
I think its time...time for Occult vs Digital...part 2
>>540712990So what does that say about perpetual cheater Sakurai?
>>540713251STOPSTOP DOING FUCKING NORMAL TOURNEYSI DON'T CARE IF THEY HAVE "teams" OR A "theme" I WANT AN ACTUAL GIMMICKI'M HAVING A GIMMICK WITHDRAW GIVE ME GIMMICKS OR GIVE ME DEATH I WILL START KILLING OTHER NON-GIMMICK TOs LIKE I DID WITH REGULAR TO IF THIS OPRESSION CONTINUES
is mrfeng a good youtube mahjong scholar?i like to learn from visual stimuli!
>>540713693tobi nashi limitless asura tourney soon
>>540713693So you be sayin tis finally time for realsies this time????
>>540713049>posts an oguri cap version of a mahjongsoul emote>"how is oguri cap related to mahjong"Truly he has not eyes to see.
What it we had an AMQ mahjong tourney where we have to discard to the beat or risk an uma penalty?
>>540715028No, the format is blitz mahjong with typing OP/EDs for the AMQ. And you are playing both simultaneously
Confucius say, queue shoe - queue high
Buddha says: before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
Sheentia says: Bweeeh
How does Cynthia do it? Despite being a generic AI hag she has captured the minds of fellow anons and gave her more character than yostar could ever hope to do.
>>540716073After the contents of the diary got leaked by the coroner, people here cant help but be sympathetic to sheentia...
>>540713693THE PEOPLE WANT BASIC SANMA TOURNEY 2
>shan'tma
>>540716937I hate this emote
TO spotted
autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=cunnyroom theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2WB4TWqWUroom lucky yaku: hatsuroom favored ura dora 7mroom voice channel: riichi.moe
>momo room
>>5407177103/4
forced meme
>voice channel
>>540718554good morning saar
>>5407177104/4 started
>>540718932>>5407189321/4 spectators
Not much activity the last week, please remember to submit the squares you've claimed!Also we still have 3 unclaimed squares, please consider participating in this collage 2025!WE CAN DO IT, I WON'T LET ANON'S DREAM DIE
>>540718987>I WON'T LET ANON'S DREAM DIEI will
>>540719115Please anon, help out your mahjong friends!Think of the glory it would bring you and the rest of the thread!
>>540718987Hahi! Keep up the good fight, anon!
>>540716073Unironically soul. Look at how much characters like the snake gets shilled with probably half of the thread having rolled her. Despite that, no one actually posts her.
>>540719672I'm at the bar
>>540666019vod dokowhat happened during the game
>>540719849>not suuankoulmao lucklet
>>540719849>names
>>540719849>damasovlless
>>540719672what did frank mean by this? A little too much this time.
>>540719672hag too old, breasts too big
Majsoul Friends Room 34968(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34968comfy half blitz roomroom theme : https://youtu.be/H0ylRi7IgRc
>>540720154VOD never, it's the hannah team streamer.
>>540719672imagine if the cups had live2d rape
>>540721034all of the hannah streams are up in the league vods playlist unlike a certain retard burger's VODs who should never stream again
>>540721197Then post the link to last night's vod.
>>540721418The vod was shared in the usual place
>>5407210142/4
>>5407210143/4
>>540721014full
>>540720154>vodAnon... I...
>>540721014still one more
Why did I kan into a yakuless 3 dora tenpai
>>540723782would've been cool if you won on the houtei
>>540722474The people of /mjg/ demand the vod.
All fucking Hanners must fucking hang
that's not a hanner
I hate this game.
>>540725889that's what you get for using ugly tile faces
>>540717710gg
>>540717710ggs
>>540721014ggs, twas fun, nice yakuwoman
>>540721014gg! nice yakuman
Haruna BAD
>>540721014gg!
>>540721014gg, thanks for the game!it took me until the last row to actually get an honour tile to wait on for the yakuman
>>540718987Here you go.Sorry for taking so long, I realized after claiming that I don't actually know how to draw.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_egg_dishes
>>540727730I wish I had eggs for shakshouka
>>540727730>eyerlekh
Anybody knows how do you get to the gacha on the mahjong fight club sp app or if its an arcade only thing?
>>540727730Should Balut count as an egg dish?
>>540727896its good without eggs aswell, not as good but still delicious
>>540727730>FlæskeæggekageHow is this a real language? You could just write gibberish and nobody would notice
For me it's Oyakodon
>>540727710You do your people proud anon!Now we only 7 more blocks of which 3 are unclaimed!
>>540728321perkele
>>540728321Danish is not a real language it's just guttural grunts You can say whatever you want about Danes on the internet they only recently discovered fire
>>540728324would you have it with her son
>>540728321I studied it for a year and still can't order food while I was there.
All of that sounds fucking disgustingAru HATE
shimaidon with chinese mario and luigi
Quite FRANKly
>>540728102there should be a gacha menu, I can't tell you how to get to it though
>>540705197What saki strip game?
>>540729782Idk if its a question of having to play more to unlock features or i just need an arcade account in which case im outta luck.Just want to rip the assets
>>540730157pretty sure the gacha menu is meant to be bottom right if IIRC, you might need some kind of konami account or whatever
Best video game mahjong tutorial? I know mahjong soul is the more popular game but i hear riichi city has the better tutorial. I also hear 51 clubhouse games on switch has a pretty good tutorial with recommendes yaku and everything but id rather not spend 40 dollars on it
>>540730157What program do you use to rip assets from games? I'm kinda interested in learning how to do it too if it's not too much of a hassle.
>>540730157people will probably rip the assets from rc before mfg (and it'll never happen anyway)
>>540721548It's not there. I checked the usual place.
>>540730757every mahjong tutorial just tells you what the yaku are and that's ityou just have to learn by playing more and referring to the yaku list constantlypon dragons, pon your seat wind, pon the round wind, pon and chii for tanyao, and you've learned 50% of mahjong
>>540730757Any of them nigga, it's not rocket science.
>>540730757what do you even need a tutorial forthe best tutorial is in k-ten visual novel
Why do we need hags? Who the fuck plays them?
>>540730851for mahjong fight club sp game all the files came in a .dat and i could get all the base files using dragon unpacker 5, problem is its just the base files so ill probably have to buy a used account and pray they are there.
>>5407307572hu mahjong
I just got Big Three Dragons for the first time. Also my first Yakuman. What I couldn't tell is whether the rest of the hand matters for han calculation or if Yakuman is just Yakuman regardless of what else you have. In this case I also had a red 5 and half flush, but the screen where it usually totals up points at the end just shows Yakuman and nothing else for 32000p. If that's the case, I'm assuming the same also applies to Mangan and Double Yakuman. Is this true?Also if Yakuman is 32000, I'm assuming Mangan is 16000 and Double Yakuman is 64000. Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>540732835Can you say that again but in less than 30 words
I can't believe this retard got a yakuman before me
>>540732835Why are you playing without training wheels
>>540732998Perhaps he got it because he is a retard.
>>540732921Yakuman = 32000p always?Mangan and Double Yakuman = ?
>>540732835If it's a daisangen samna, we don't care
>>540732835Mangan is 8k, haneman is 12k, baiman is 16k, sanbaiman 24k, yakuman 32k. For every stacked yakuman value, you get another 32k.Being dealer multiplies those values by 1.5.https://riichi.wiki/Japanese_mahjong_scoring_rules
>>540732835
>>540733104Don't know or care what that is>>540733119this is the case>>540733284>>540733330Thank you
>>540733385>Don't know or care what that isYou're based. I like you. Please call the yaku you got "daisangen" the next time and don't use the retarded EMA nomenclature, you're gonna be even more based.
I have never used training wheels
>>540732835this fucking retard got a yakuman before a mangan
>suuanko>daisangen>kokushiBabby yakuman. You didn't beat the game
I got chuuren potou twice one night
Koito big win
>>540733536I'm working on learning the nonEMA for stuff when I see it used, but I'm mostly just going off what Majsoul says since that's what I'm playing.
>>540732835Also, yakumans are like hardcoded yakus, they override everything else (aside from other yakumans, they basically stack). You get a mangan, because your han count reached 5 (i.e., the red tiles and values of yakus you got), but yakuman are set at 32000 (48000 for oya). There's also a kazoe yakuman you get when you reach 13 han.tldr yakumans don't care about reds or lesser yakus
I can't take it anymore, I want to be lucky againThe bots are saying I'm doing good but it's the worst losing streak I've ever been on
>>540734025
>>540733972Understandable. I still have no idea why MJS uses the English terms, but it's great that you're working on it. It's gonna be even easier when you bond your first jyanshi, because she's gonna read the names for you after every game.
I'm going back to sleep.
>>540733802Those are the only ones I ever got (not counting tsuuisou in >memesura).
>>540734025Mahjong is about the long run. If you play well and are consistent at it, then you will have an edge and will eventually climb, even if variance right now is fucking you in the ass.
>>540733119A based retard with holy sovl
For me it's
>double runsThats what xenia gets evey night lmao
>>540734094Fucking B- efficiency retards. Just don't deal in and just draw every useful tile you need, Just tsumo your trash wait pushing pointlessly against riichi lolOh you dealt in? Don't worry, here's your free first row mangan. No here, have ALL the dora, you deserve itBut no, I step one toe out of line and the the mahjong gods hits me with a wide angle disintegration beamI really should quit for a while
Release the VOD.
Uh oh melty
>>540735303doko
Is 51 clubhouse games a good way to start learning against bots?
>>540735694you don't need thathttps://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong.html
>>540735007Not pointless if I win
>>540735961https://files.catbox.moe/y0zcw9.mp3
I hate robots. Especially silver-haired ones.
Good thing I'm blonde
ron
I clogged the toiler
the toiler... clogged me!
TO, please kick out the above two posters from the hat team. Thanks.
Better to clog the toiler than to toiler the clogged.
why the fuck is the thread so dead on a primetime sunday evening?Is mahjang dying
I hope my grades were good enough to make the Miko team.
>>540740289I have to go to work in an hour and a half
>>540740335I got called to retake the oral exam
>>540740335you made it onto the hag team, better stop taking your meds now
I am playing a ranked game now.Please send me your flow
>>540700379Why are the mahjong girls from back then so much better?
I lied, I didn't end up queueingBWEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>540738268why is mouth such bright pinkj
If Touhou is abbreviated 2hu does that mean we call Tenhou 10hu?
doko
>looked at a mahjong parlor yesterday>today horiuchi posts a video about that exact location
>>540742263She drank from the smug mug
>>540742683sure
>>540739160bucket method
It's kind of crazy how FKMTs best work wasn't even about high stakes gambling, it was the one about a 44 year old construction worker trying to appease his younger coworkers.
do you guys say tenpai to yourself when you know someone just drew into it? Just me?
>>540743817I talk to myself like the SegaMJ commentators
Table D in one hour right?
hannah should've looked like this
>>540743752what do you mean? his best work was about a mahjong player getting dementia and accepting his death
>>540744204>foxEwwww...
>>540744340That's the best arc in that manga but the rest of it is just meh. Still a great manga mind you but definitely not FKMTs best.
>>540743817No but if its a big hand I scream ronnya
>finally get into the gold room>everyone just insta folds and tsumos or draws>some guy pons and kans dora two rounds in a row so we just skip those rounds as everyone is too pussy to challenge>doing my best peak tile efficiency but always lagging behind>finally get a shitty 1 han riichi, nah just draw>4th place because I never won anything>finally get a decent hand on south 2 with a good wait>get a dangerous tile>fuck it, I'll just never climb out of 4th place so yolo>eat 2 mangans to the face>not to worry, it's south 3 and I'm a dealer and have a very solid opening hand>get riichu>2 turns later faggot on my left deals into an enemy tanyaoI think I actually prefer the unskilled monkeys of silver.......
>>540744093Yes.
>>540744778your stoicism reps?
>>540744916what?
>>540744204source?
>>540745057Fire Emblem Shadow. A kusoge
PLAP SEX PLAPPING SEXING XENIA UNTIL SHE STARTS TRAUMA EATING
>>540744778Gold room players are not good. If you have decent efficiency and press the riichi button when you're tenpai you will win most of your games.
>>540745527You don't actually want to fuck Xenia. You want to fuck the players...
>>540745578well guess this wasn't one of the most
>>540745749Yes, the game is heavily influenced by luck as well
>>540745823I mean I'll try moreI do need to study weirder shapes more, those do get me confused sometimes
>>540745959wwyd-chan 3 in the repo is a good book for studying efficiency and complex shapes.
>>540745718it's both
I'm escaping to Golden Corral
>>540746568TAKE ME WITH YOU, I WANT BUFFET NOW
>>540744778anon, players in gold aren't skilled either...
I'm going to Alice.
>>540745316>they swap between human and furry formsneat
>>540746881I'm not saying they're skilled, I'm saying the game is more boring and luck based as everyone is more afraid of dealing in
>>540747035both are cutet. sexpert
>>540746901im GOONING to alice haha
>>540747058Mahjong is a game about folding and tsumo
>>540746568make sure to record of a video of them kicking you out for eating too much
>>540747562this, but unironically
>>540747562and pushing your tanyao nomi 3 shanten hand against dealer riichi
>>540744778Now you understand why ranked is gay bullshit. Become a FOC.
>>540747610There wasn't a hint of irony in that statement
>>540747657that tanyao nomi is only a kan and an aka away from haneman, you wouldn't fold a haneman would you?
Do you guys have any mental tricks to help me fold against riichi and open hands? It takes willpower for me for me to fold shitty hands even if I know it's the right thing to do.
>>540747760this, but unironically
>>540747035cuddling with left, sex with right
>>540748325Stop being a "nyagger" for one.
>>540748325Remember the fact that anyone on your friends list could be watching that game and laughing at your retarded deal in
>>540748476Post the vod, furbag.
>>540748539What if they laugh at me for missing tsumo instead?
>>540748325always pon and chi and poosh everything
>>540748539this is how i work on my mentarurandom chinks keep adding me after playing in meme modes, so i keep them and day after day i feel less embarrassed about my plays, since i know anyone can be watching at any second
>>540747035they should've done this with hannah and she only becomes furfag when bonded
UGRT Table D starting in 5 minutes, players queue up.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/mjgleaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urbna7LLIdM
>>540749674
Why do you guys hate names so much? Do you hate yours? My name is John and I think it's fine, I definitely don't hate it.
I'll be Frank
I'll win.
My name is Ron
I'll be Steve
>>540750302umapyoi! umapyoi!
>hag is still coping
>>540749674TO, tell the hann*r to upload the vod already.
>>540750774Video? What video? What are you talking about? I gotta go
>redditmusume
>jk with ass directly in your facewhat the hell was yostar thinking
>>540751653jks are a miracle of the universe
>>540751914yes
>honitsu dora tanki instead of chinitsu
>>540751653They were thinking about all of the money I was going to spend on a character i dont even own
I always get annoyed when people are performatively mad at MJS>I don't want to see this girls giant ass Yeah okay fag>I can't play the game in public because of itOuting yourself as a shitter, unless you're spamming sanma tonpuu games there is no way you have enough downtime in public to play a match
>>540754171But sanma games are literally the perfect length for public transportation?
It's fair.
It's such bullshit. Every fucking tourney the same guy.
I should commentate, I have a fan pointing directly at me right now
>>540755123A fan like something blowing wind or is your mom next to you cheering one of the anons on?
what's the uma spread?
>>540755207I wish it was the latter but it's currently the former
>>540755237Standard MJS hanchan spread
imagine you told your family all about /mjg/ and the tournaments you play in and they fully accepted it as a little something you do for fun and try your hardest in and they ignore all the anime stuff they dont understand but they tune into every stream and cheer you on while you play and then after the match they make you a nice meal and you all go downstairs and eat together and the talk about the match with you
>>540755692that sounds horrible
bib.
>>540755692>pick up food with my fork but it falls off>oh no no no no
>>540755692they don't watch my games but they always ask how they went and understand why I'm screaming nigger in the middle of the night
get me out of here
>>540755692My mom enters /mjg/ tourneys with me
I live alone in my monster can throne
>>540756583I like Celsius personally
>>540755692I've told my family about my mahjong sexual orientation and they are fine with it but I don't shove it to them, they know I keep it to myself. It's more respectful that way.
>brings a gun to the tablewhat the fuck is her problem?
It was dead
My mother used to play some weird dice game some time ago, so I thought she would be into mahjong and I even showed her MJS, but she wasn't interested. She pointed at one of the girls and said she knows her and I said she probably doesn't.
https://x.com/toudori/status/1790586868423422241
mahjong did not get me a gf in 2025
I lost my virginity thanks to mahjong
>>540758986Are you and him still together?
>>540758623>2k likes
I'm gonna become a famous western jyanshi and then go no Nippon and win a tournament and girls are gonna be like "d-dare?" and they won't believe a white guy can play mahjong and this one girl and I will exchange contact info and then we'll play MJS together and then we'll like visit each other and then we'll be together and play mahjong.
>>540759514you will break your arm a day before the final match, girl will leave you for the winner and you will be end up being a bitter coach for some C-tier mahjong team
>>540759514What are they gonna dare you to do, exactly?
I'm not watching, I just need background noise
I'm a TO fan.
>>540760326No, this is not how it's gonna happen!
>>540760449>passing up on a redemption arc with a cute pure gyaru JK trainee you end up marryingyour loss
>>540760430Nobody has ever said this.
>>540760370Play in the tournament? Are you even following this story?
I played bad.
>>540760715I just did Koromos are so dumb omygosh.
>>540760750You would have to preregister weeks maybe even months beforehand. There is no way that they would be daring you to do anything
>>540760672Okay, that doesn't sound so bad.
>>540760817My beautiful Chinese wife!
TJD
How does he do it
A new form?
>>540760884I dare you to play ranked.
Which table was your favorite table and commentary this quarterfinals anon?
>another formTO heard he had fans and now he's full on pandering.
I dont watch amateur mahjong
>>540761265the one that turned into umas
>>540761265None of them because the participants clearly did not try based on >>540761082This is why I only bother with Japanese tournaments
What would you discard?
>>5407615300s
>me after filling out another form
>>540761530white
yuzu
>>5407615301z
>>540761494Maybe the ai was the one not trying and the players was the ones actually trying? Have you thought about that?
>>540761530The jyanshi
>>540761494>last place has to play full retard to make a comeback in the second hanchanI say kino!
>>540762013Except he didn't make a comeback
>>540761626
>>540762051He almost did, and that's what matters. Was off by 7100 points
Congratulations to the 8 anons who made it to semifinals. As I mentioned in the stream, there needs to be a rescheduling because there's a conflict with the availability of some anons who qualified. I know it's annoying but I really don't want to have subs in the semifinals, so let's try to make this work.That being said, if some anon can't make it, the sub priority will depend on the quarterfinals scores of those who didn't qualify.Please fill the form as soon as possible, if I don't hear from you I'll assume your availability is the same as this weekend's:https://forms.gle/y4XVy2WESw74Mkds5Also here's the Table C VOD, it's still processing so give it a few minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHk12ub8E8o
>>540762197>He almost did, and that's what mattersI agree with this but not in the way I think you intended
>>540762197>just mangan tsumo bro
>>540762264>TO had to spend all day downloading the fc2 vod to then reupload it to youtube for usTO submits to hanners. Get mated
>>540762197should have taken the dealer mangan instead of haneman
>>5407615309s of course.
>>540761494>looper retard with a baseless superiority complexnever change, /mjg/
how do i eat the cookie in game?
>>5407615307m
>>540762529It's an emote, you get it from the event.
>>540762264>Video unavailable>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
Is A- good, my teacher told me it was good.
>>540762529In the bottom of the emote menu once you claimed it
>>540762768A- in mjs is B- in real life because there is no S irl
>>540762948Is B- good, my teacher told me it was okay.
>>540762264>video unavailable>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
why is this game like this
bravo... TOkeks
>>540762264Just post the vod download link please.
Never forget that a TO can leak your friend ID at any moment. Be nice.
>>540763867I never filled out any form
>>540763867Anyone can find your friend ID, it's not hard.
I'm fixing the copyright issues, it might take a few hours though.I hate SME so much it's unreal.
Stop using copywritten music you thieves. My uncle works at Sony and he's going to beat you up.
>>540761648based and yuzupilled
But what if my name IS Rikuhachima Aru?
>>540763867TO blackmails meHelp...
>>540764163just use 2hu music it's foolproof
>>540764163My uncle owns Sony and he says the company is going bankrupt tomorrow because 20 people listened to blink 182 without a proper blink 182 license
>blink 182I love grandpa music. CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP, AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP,UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER.INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER~
>>540762715>>540763306>>540763414stop being russian
>>540764865>blink 182>grandpa musicthey were at warped tour a couple of months before 9/11, stop pretending I'm old
>>5407653989/11 was 30 years ago and that music was aimed at people around 20 years old.50 is grandpa territory.
Blink 182 is the equivalent of listening to late 60s/70s music when you were a kid now
>>540765569Wrong in every aspect and form, amazing achievement
>>540764528my cat always runs out of the room when he hears it
I'm at work and I'm hungry again
For me, it was Talking Heads
>>540765987Modern Talking and U2 are forever favorites of mine
>>540765015This lolAll the wnpoko belarussies out there
>>540766405You can also tell it's one /bag/got spamming the same response
i just made a fool of myself in another general do i just delete the posts
>>540766628We already know
>>540766624Baggots comprise half of /mjg/. Ask any Aru.
https://poal.me/3ufq66
>>540765015wn po, ko?
>>540766974Do not click this it doxxes you
>>540766724>Baggots comprise half of /mjg/.banigger seamonkey infestation is this bad?Bravo Yostar
>>540767242They don't and won't but 80% of baggots are russians or seaniggers
>>540766974Am I a baggot if I only like the black haired girls?
i use aru emotes because they're well suited to shitposting (and because they're towards the top of the file list alphabetically) despite not knowing anything about shit archive
>>540767475baggot = came from /bag/ newfag
>>540766974I only vote panko manko
the only other game I play with a general here turned into ERP slop
>>540766974>not even 1/3bakeks?
Now all the seaniggers are spamming
>>540767598Ok...
>>540767895>seaniggersit's one russian retard
>>540760817Mariokeks? Your response?
uh oh banigger melty!
>1 russian spamming baggotry is half of /mjg/grim
>>540768187are you surprised after the ban the other day? The schizo ban freed up 90+ image slots in an archived thread
I my Tenhou sub ran out now I have to use the non-rigged poorfag client
Russians are good posters
>>540768121
>>540768545nacho pt
>>540768545Like the Chinese a high percentage of Russians playing mahjong are cheaters though. Like that one guy with "The First Celestial" title who was colluding in Throne during dead hours with someone to boost his account.
>>540768909And the nigger who tried to collude in the league 3 finalsOr these two niggers who used the Akagi bot in /mjg/ tourneys and friendlies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSpnewpC8yk
I hate Russians so fucking much.
>>540768545>klover >goodno
R*ssians worsening my life since battle.net wc3 days
>>540769043>cheating cat was also RussianWas there any cheater in /mjg/ history who wasn't a slavshit?
>>540769107Why?
>>540768545>IIACIIOPTcyrillic is not a serious alphabet
>>540769465Mson
>>540769465Russia is the India of Europe so no
>>540769557He was Russian thoughbeit
>>540769465was the math prodigy russian?
As a burger we had to deal with French Canadians which are just our version of Russians, at least Russians can be based sometimes.
>>540769541Do I need a reason?
>>540769586Russia is not part of Europe and no amount of larping will make them Caucasian.
I just thought the post is funny
this is why you need to think twice before you shitpost
Theres still no proof that kman isn't pooshia yet
>>540770047I already can't think once
Can someone post the >names AI slop song
>>540770143rxia had a demure and shy personalitykman was a egotistical mentarulet sexual predator
>>540769776Geographically the borders of Europe are typically drawn at the Ural mountains, Caspian Sea, and Black Sea.
>>540769923Such a nostalgic sound image...
I just know all my mahjong frens plot my destruction and actually hate my presence and jokes.You can't hate your loathing and contempt from me, I can see it in your eyes.
>>540770143the timeline makes it possible but the lack of ragequitting and seething makes me think he wasn't
【楠栞桜】麻雀プロがゴースティング疑惑(不正)を検証してみます。【ブチギレ】
>>540770339Culturally the European borders end somewhere in Western Poland and whoever lives East of that doesn't share the same values as us.
Slavshits are still leagues better than ameritrannies
>>540770143You don't need proof for misinformation for the sake of shitposting.
SEAchads stand above all
>>540770751you don't compare two turds but get rid of both with a flush
>>540769629he was a burger
>>540770823The average male height in Indonesia is 158cm so probably not.
>>540770968No way, impossible
>>540770930Then how come he wrote in fluent Russian when talking with me in private messages
i can quote hundreds of disgusting posts made by slavshits and transfatsbut i've yet to see a bad post from indonesia
Euroschizo seething hours
>>540771098According to wikipedia it's 160cm, probably different sources differ slightly.
>>540770850The toiler is clogged
>>540771136True all you will get from seamonkeys is absolutely lowest of low iq banigger aru spam
Our greatest repomeido is Indonesian after all.
I only fold to notens
>>540771232Haha they're so tiny
When is the draft?
>>540771603Draft? Is Fall League happening?
It's hard to tell if someone here is pushing or just folding with retarded tiles
bravo eurokeks
I miss the time when regulars of this general had the good sense to keep different types of posts reserved for the other shitty parts of this website.Guess its too much to ask for the floods of newshit teeming this place now.
>>540771494He was Filipinx you retard.
>>540771790okay smart guy, what sort of posts go where?
poko doko
Burgers are good posters
Did anyone ask for more bags?
Daily reminder that rumi is aging at an alarming rate and she will never reproduce
>>540772617Doesn't she have two kids?
>>540772617Why aren't you saving a hag from eternal loneliness?
>>540772734Aki has kids/is divorced I'm not sure if Rumi has any
>>540772734One kid, was married twice
>>540773043Rumi had a miscarriage
She's so cute bros
i will forgive kman if he gives me his anal virginity at camp
>all these burger ERPtrannies >none of them showed up in ze camp
>>540775185Were you lonely without me?
Columbo league team with watchalong when?
Majsoul Friends Room 30469(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30469image nashiroom theme nashihaiku nashi
joining nashi
>>540775926When you force the theme on your teamI can't imagine something more soporific than a Columbo watch along though, even if it's just the exciting episodes like when he fell down that hill or banged that coffee pot
>play 2 matches
>>540775185Funny since there was 0 erp in these threads during summer camp
Today you are remindedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBm8NEuzBDQ
>>540777080Umikekos...
>>5407767032/4 I’m sleepyliyang-6.png
Well well well it seems that RC preference is correlated with men with high test levels
>>540777080poor editing anon
>>540777575I lost all my testosterone jerking off to little girls
Which league team was the one that listed all of the member's names in their intro?
>>5407767033/4
>>540777080Is there other compilations of teams in league with highlights? Surely there isnt only one.
>>540778121https://youtu.be/mxOp6iEdV20?t=81
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UPWITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>540777080>Upon further review, I really should have riichi'd.
>>540778229No the one I'm thinking about was from last league or last last league
>>540778715I don't know how many there are but this is exactly what you asked for
>>540777790You only see these things if you look for them.
>>540778715Kani kartel?
>>540777790The game made me play
>>540778715https://youtu.be/Qn1fy1lJhNA?t=94
>Hinamizawa Nyaggersnow THAT was a sovlful team
We all agree that we need an umineko resurgence and if we don't agree then at least that we can agree on.
>>540779094Thanks I needed a laugh
Post the best league team video but if you post your own team video you go stiraght to hell
>>540779567My team's intro is always the best but this is a close second for sure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM&list=RD4fZNU-T8rFM&start_radio=1
>>540779567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkI97x7yBc
>>540776703there was no imagethere was no room theme eitherthere was no haiku
>>540779962This is it. This is the peak of team intros.
>>540779941Wrong link?
>>540780016Therefore this post could not have existed in the first place
>>540779962It's umazing...
>>540779941KINO!
>>540780132[detective was sent to the depths of oblivion for this post]
540779962leans too much into schizo kinoit should have expanded a bit further and made more OC to establish being memorable
>>540779962In the end we became the wordle team..
NO DON'T STOP DON'T STOP TILL TSUMO!
>Lovecraftian Christmas jingles in my recommendedYup, it's Christmas time again. Time to find a nice tree to decorate.
My next League team will be Saki themed
>>540781067It's beginning to look a lot like Deep Ones~
Santa keeps giving me black rock candy for Christmas...
>>540781268>blackrock candyis that what they call it these days?
>>540781268Have you tried shooting it?
>>540775185>Why didn't you fly halfway across the world to some second world shithole to play mahjong with random anonymous imageboard posters?At least pick a scenic location instead of middle-of-nowhere, Poland.
>>540781902jealous...
>>540782054Not really. I've already been to Auschwitz.
>>540781902The lake was pretty scenic
>>540781902Let's hold burger camp in one of those Arizona national forests anon. I wouldn't worry about those noises in the woods.
>>540782171It was really fun anon... Im sorry you didnt make it or have the courage to come along
At least two anons died during the summer camp but I don't have any proof yet
>https://nya2k.neocities.org/#SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEETHE DARKER SIDE OF SNEEDNOONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>540781902It was very scenic thoughbeit.
>>540776703ggs, too tired for another one sorre
>>540776703GGs
>>540776703ggs
>>540782660my fuarking heroes (and mortalson)
>>540777078You're not supposed to point that out goyim.
>>540783040we stan mson here, sis
>>540782660OC SHAMING CULTURE WARS I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>540783391We just have to accept that there will never be any better OC than Nya2k's.
>>540782660Ichihime, NikaidouRiichi Mahjong, where's my flow?Sanmanchan, i'll be FrankInfinite renchan.So unlucky xenia brosWhere the fuck did my sticks go?Damaten, or free sex?Just get yakuman
Majsoul Friends Room 28742(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28742
>>540783838>horse
>>540783913>horsethis is a cat
>nyack2cheaters
Make another koko without the horses
>Nya2Kings
>>540782660Lonely girl wa itsumademoTodokanai yume mite~
>>540784105Majsoul Friends Room 28742(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28742 just for you
>>5407838383/4
>https://pomf.lain.la/f/1z4hp71x.mp4I wish it wasnt kino but it is
>>540783838started>>540784349closed
I'm out of 3rd place jail bros.
When are they adding the rape riichi meme mode from the fate collab to the weekly rotation? That one time I stole hat's giga riichi via seating and he spent the next five minutes angry emoting is one of my favorite mahjong memories.
>>540784414I will never forget you, my precious memory.
We're ERPing in 7447
I won't be renewing my fortune charm this month, fuck you Fu Jew.
>>540785480tenhou.net/reg/
The AI says I suck at mahjong
>>540785480I'll be ron skipping to target you in the team tourney
>>540785269how do i bring up the chat
>>540786023Use tenhou.net/3/ or the desktop version
>>540786107i am using 3
>>540786352It should be in the main menu if you look around enough
>imouto agreed to a dateI love dealing with women I like and not women I hate
>>540787818So true...just look at that broseph smile
>>540697159
You're still not even Master 2 in 2025?
Majsoul Friends Room 60554(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60554blitz room (3+5s) no tipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpCy61c8JE
>>540783838gg
>>540783838gg thx for gaem
>>540783838ggs
>>540788625started
>>540788625>full
Got my 2nd Ryanpeikou today
Did you know that in Hungary, horse meat is a common product in grocery stores? I just thought that was interesting.
I'm Hungary
I realized that I only eat full meals after masturbating, should I get it over with and redeem Xenia?
ive been trying to fall asleep for the last 2 hours but i dont feel tired at all
>>540792275euroneetkek...
>>540745316>Fire Emblem but Among Uswhat
>>540792275Here, count these sheep.
>>540792275Me in about two hours, m-league is ruining my life
>>540792808how would you make mahjong but amogus?
>>5407933031, 2, 3, 4!I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD!
Those who have lucid dreamed Yagi t. Yui: Did she talk at all, or did she just autistically stare at you?
>>540793646noten riichi but you have to call them out on the spot
>>540793303One, tw
Doko
>>540788625ggs back to 3/4
>>540788625ggs
>>540793303hitsuji ippikihitsuji nihikihitsuji sanpikihitsu-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>540788625ggs. all my suuankou attempts failed. I even skipped ron on dama to try for it...
>>540788625ggs>>540788794Aru
>>540793303
>>540795631yes?
>>540795781sex with this thing
I'm craving for some mahjong. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 10047(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10047
>>540795317Sovl...
>>5407976182/4
>>540797838Sorry I'm busy having sex with my daughter and playing with my wife
>>540797618started
>>540793303I counted 8 sheep
GG
>>540797618ggs
>>540797618gg
>>540797618so many big hands in the second gameggs
>>540799385Wrong. There's only one sheep.His name is Shawn.
MAHJONG!
>retard pushing everything gets cucked multiple times by foldchads>foldchads get bigs hand>they all ron pushtardSweet sweet justice.
>>540802890>things that have never happened
Majsoul Friends Room 80142(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80142blitz no tipsroom theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Gu4W1A9nQ
stole my gimmick
>>540803205this picture was the inspiration, yes
>>5408031363/4
>>540787818Steve would never be a lesbian.She loves fat cocks: in her mouth, in her boobs, in her armpits, in her pussy and in her ass, cumming all over and inside her.
>>540803205our* gimmickWhat you post in /mjg/ is for all of us to freely use
>>540803136started, thanks for joining
>>540803519post pictures of your girlfriend
>>540803641Here you go
>>540803641
Stealing Steve's leg and hiding it away.
>watch the official majsoul highlights video>some retard forcing honitsu and getting rewarded with chuuren
umm when is my turn to win?
just fold next time
>>540803136ggs3/4 again
>>540803136another deserved and skillful miko wingg
yagooey
>>540803136still 3/4
no more mikos
>>540803136started againnew room theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVsGw3h6A_4
>>540787818chuckled
I can't join the friendly I'm lifting weights at the gym
who asked
I care
>>540803136bgs
>>540803136nyo...back to 2/4
>>540803136ggs
>>540803136>other anon leftgg
it wasn't ggs
Wasn't in the room but ggs!
murakami ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EmVyHf_aNY
Free points for Pirates and Raiden.
>>540811808Mizuhara is so cool and pretty...
>>540811808I'd fuck them all
>>540811025>pro doesn't whale like his contemporaries >jobs horrifically in rankedI'm nooooticing
>>540812123
>>540812221Fuck off idiot
>>540812221Don't bother making threads if you're gonna half ass it like this
shirokodino-7.png
>such a bad OP that it killed the thread
>>540813401didn't this happen yesterday
>>540813507No, yesterday the bad OP was ignored, one anon made a new one and the bad OP got forgotten
>>540814225>>540814225>>540814225
>>540814236fix the op retard
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