Previous: >>540685075>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
I only gotten 6/10 shoes. Its so fucking over, the cygenerous carats came way too late. But seriously Cygames should have also cut the pity into 150 instead of 200 and added QoL like full auto never came. Global just has a way different culture than JP.There is no miracle, the bleeding will continue. Its time for us to give up after summer Maruzensky.Uma was a huge hit twice in different releases in both in JP and Global but momentum got killed due to greed. JP felt duped by values of over 1200, Global its dying quick.those whales, alot of followers and whales deck arent logging back in for over 10D
>>540706883
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhmambo
>Looked for the whimpiest no-spine loser to be her trainerThis sounds like a dream for a lot of people.
THE GOAT
How are CMs so fucking slow? Holy shit start CM3 already.
>stop trying to build front runners>game becomes fun againhuh...............
>>540707096where do i sign up
Almond Milk
Guess I'll cope with this ace... (also have playtime's over)
>>540707214you could say...your playtime...is over
CM status? Are you prepping for CM3 or CM4?
>>540707214is productive plan really that bad
Can trainer handle G1 sex?
>fixing up TT teams>Mayano spits out a 3* Stamina sparkRubadub thanks for the grub
>>540707272
>marked
So what's the strat for this CM?Pace + 2 late?Pace + Blocker + Late?Blocker + 2 late?
Good morning early birds! In case you haven’t heard your local S-Rank clubu will have a spot or two for those competitive toreinas looking to be surrounded by like-minded anons. Reply with ID as usual to get an invite come the first!Have a good breakfast today okay?
>>540707289I'm done with 1 ace, and a passable 2nd ace. Will need to finish 3rd ace and also maybe redo 2nd ace because I think she could have been better
>>540707171Thats one of my gripes, they are now slowing down CM schedule, so whales can maximize their builds
>>540707372Scarlet is so cute, man.
So double dominator better than Nice Naite with ton of debuff in cm4 ?
>>540707437front front front
3 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540707547>dies to a single bakushin
>>540707289Im building Agnes Tachyon 9* for Christmas Oguri.I already have Vodka 9* and Matiafasfajksfhsakjfhkas 9* borrow.
>>540707327I refuse to date a filthy dirt uma.
Enter the Creek realm.
>>540707289I'm improving my CM teams. I'll send something when CM comes or maybe prepare something in a few days before.
>>540707327since they have a period of months between each other to recover I guess I could
Can I pet that dog?
>>540707636That sounds scary
>>540707289I tried to do some runs but it's too exhausting I'm tired and bored so I quit
>>540707437still triple front, on a purely theoretical basis>but muh bakekshinthe front ceilling ignores blockushins, if we're talking hypothetical peak
im waiting for the year end g1s
>>540707671You touch that dog, you gotta keep it.
>>540707096>confident sexy umas>dislike Gentildonna and Orfevre >love SSI wonder what sort of mental illness I have
>>540707668TT teams I mean
>>540707289i have 4 aces and a blockushin. Might go block route because suzu/daiwa unfortunately lose midrace battle to falcons and seiuns Somehow my brian has performed really well in rooms even though thought shed be a bust. Its so easy to fail her career training for cm3
>>540707695Triple front only starts being good with Summer Maru. A F2P blocker shits on anything except a whale front so there's no reason to build fronts unless you're printing S-rank horses.
>>540707749it's always so fun to run the career end G1 gauntlet
>>540707289My ace is done. I still have no second ace (that I'm content with) and I still have to work on Blockushin. Going to make getting my Blockushin up as my goal next reset.
>>540707749The French G1 that the Japanese have been trying to win forever is next weekendThere's 2 Japanese horses starting
Why is there random Suzuka-named events in Taiki's career?
>>540707289im reusing my cm1 ace for cm4 because im lazy
>>540707785Orfv is a different archtype after all.
Should you pamper her?
>>540707372Is it a coincidence that my favorite characters from 2 separate games share the name Scarlet?
>>540707821well yea, "best" is subjective. The only objective best is the whale ceilling
im bringing tachyon, wedding maya, and naughty nature for cm4 to nuke the rooms and make stamlets seethe
>>540707925who's the other one?
>>540707289I quit this CM, doing team trial stuff
I'm gonna stop running front during my ace runs. I've gotten so many fast-paced hints randomly from races because of it. They could have been late surger skills...
>>540707902Dominant umas IRL have nothing of note going for them, so they have to bring it some other uma in for some semblance of a challenge.
>>540707636Bashful Tama is weird though.
>>540707289I don't give a fuck about cm anymore desu I'll just slot my TT niggas in
>>540707924Does Oguri know about romance, love and sex?
>>540707947oops forgot to quote>>540707289
>>540708024She was bashful in the anime for one moment
>>540707996>run frontwin races, good fan gains, runs can't be bricked>run latebrocked galore, doesn't win races, loses out on skill points, might brick your run, but there's a tiny chance you get nimble navigator, which is gamechanging
>2 front (one of them is bakushin)>0/1 pace>6 late>0/1 endThis is your typical CM3 lobby....
Sex with dogs
Oguri owes me money.
Isn’t there a card ability where if your horse is battling for first it gives you a buff?
>>540707902suzu is a titty magnet
>>540708104>romance, love and sexshe may know about aphrodisiacs
smaru is the only meta alt that I think looks better than base
>>540707981Scarlet from Nikke, a 100 year old ex-battle freak drunkard hag who speaks like Shakespeare.
Mejiro Dober owes me sex
Uma gf!!!
>>540707289vodka and hishiama are ready, just waiting for fuji to come out
>>540708371Topgun cat?Gran Cheval summer?
are we watching pakalive globalbros
>>540707636
Had to burn energy on some career. Decided to try first blockushin.Is it fine, or grind more?
>>540708371summer golshi is sexshi
>>540708554yes
>>540708425somehow I imagine her different
>>540708432Nobody owes you nuthin. You want sex? Her bedroom is unlocked every night. Go get her, tiger.
MARVELOUS
FUCK OFFI was in retention rate all week STOP THE COUNT
>>540708550Top gun base can't be beatCheval looks cute in both so I'd say sidegrade>>540708598Oh right, I forgot about that
>>540706976What the fuck are you talking about? Every single person on my list has logged in within 2 days and they are the gigawhales i am following for cards and umas
>>540708592groundwork is a hard requirement for a blocker, even if you have max stats in everything it will still be beaten by a B uma with GW
>>540708634RAISE IT UPRAISE IT UPNYAHAHAHAHAA
>>540707327I can't handle sex at all
>>540708618except Taiki is also there
>>540708592needs groundwork and tails held high to work otherwise she's fine
>>540708592groundwork is not a hard requirement for a blocker, you just need high wits and power to position sneed
When 1% fail chances keep hitting.
>>540708695Give her a pair of pom-poms this is normal in Kentucky!
>>540708634I should really get to remaking my TT teams. What's the skill setup strat, do you go for more skills or more golds?
>>540708371Yeah bro I'm totally pulling her just for the bikini and not for her ult
>>540708865you have to witmaxx
>>540708104IRL Oguri was smitten upon seeing Horlicks that he actually stopped eating just to look at her
>>540708865I'm just putting the highest ranking umas I make I don't know how TT works
>>540708793are they actually this retarded or they are just pretending?
>>540708690Why not? Umas can fix you.
>>540708634Better pray for a witgod
>>540708793Tamamo...
Yaeno is pretty cute desu
>55k watching this shiterm doombros???
>>540708965They're women
>>540708992I got 600k by witmaxxing thoughever? Are people actually struggling with TT?
>>540708992How do you play careers with WIT I dont get itLike whats the deck setup 4 wit / 2 stamina?
>>540707924I would feed her tasty treats and rub her belly.
can someone link the live stream?
>>540708793>the handwave after fucking up the throw that badly before it cuts to a different anglejej
>>540709117no
>>540708909i hope Folkqueen comes back in the upcoming 1990 Arima Kinen arc
>>540708965Pretty sure they are just genuinely clumsy as hell. Many women are when it comes to anything remotely related to sports.
Tama
Which uma can do this?
>>540709236fuku
this is a good enough grandparent for CM4 right bwos?
>>540708909wow thats ga->horlicks is a marewtf
Is Redshift viable in CM4?
Is friendpoints shop ever gonna be updated?
qt
>>540709436Yes.
>>540709436No.
>>540709459Why do you care you no friend having ahh bich?
>>540709436yes
>>540709459Yes
>>540709487>>540709527>>540709536Who do I trust?
>>540709393impressive you can hit so many 1*s
Don't tell me the triple front gaslight is already failing. When did /uma/ finally realize that niges are for whales only?
>>540709436maybe
>>540709485dododosuno
>>540709436Evens and it isOdds and it isn't
>>540709591after I got my groundwork mile S million skills front set up and I lost to just having the other nigga start 0.0001 seconds before me
>>540709436
>>540708535
>>540709738why is it in liters
>>540709393giga settle... if you want a normal settle, get a decent 2* blue, 1* mile, with groundwork ofc
>>540709773Kita’s trainer is so lucky
>>540708865witgod already told you the answer months agopreemptive >b-but winning AND spamming skills give you more pointsNo shit. People wouldn't be asking this question if they were capable of making an uma with high speed, stamina and wit i.e. a whale
>>540709773I want to warm up with Kita's steamy body instead
>>540708535>>540709773How close is this to the in-game Kitasan?
>>540709845thanks bro
How did you lose like just beat them up who cares if you're slow and dumb.
>>540709920She's very needy at the end of her career
>>540709436i don't know
>>540707289i havent started prepping cm3 yet
>4 speed cards>20% speed growth>can't hit 1200 speedPASA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>540709436Can you repeat the question?
Imagine something similar to Uma Musume but with birds
>>540709738Didnt knoiw divine might is that low, I was expecting it to be extremely good
>>540709091spd + wit, find a ratio that works with your cardshit pow if spd or wit is a bad turndo stam training on summerit's easy to do on sprint and mile, for med and long, you still want to use creek at least
>>540710087yeah good idea why don't you get acquainted with this for starters*unzips umapants*
This game really wants you to spend money, it's a lot rougher than any other gacha I've played.
>>540709845Thanks!
>>540710087You know there are carrier pigeon races? We could have that.
>my uma seiyuu is also retardedpls tell me she's just acting...
why are they trying to make that little midget look like an intimidating antagonist it's fucking tamamo cross i could wear her like a fanny pack and her feet wouldn't touch the ground
How am i supposed to get pace corners on pasa...
>>540710187This is why you never spend money on gachas like these. They will constantly keep reeling you in little by little till you have spent more than you planned. Only fools part with their money with predatory games like these.
>>540710187the only purchase that's actually worth it are anniversary uma selectors since they effectively save you 30k. Literally anything else they sell in the store is robbery
>adding fruits to my desserteew
whenever i feel bad about spending i remember that every hearthstone expansion needed like 400 bucks to have a playable collection and they released 3 expansions per year.
>>540710531You should eat your vegetables.
>>540710325cringe
am i a whale if i only spent money to mlb kitasan
>nonpaypigs mostly swapped to blockushin + 2 late gamblers>my pace pasa just catapults with her uniqueI thought this general said everyone wll be running front aces so pace won't work?
>>540710642Depends, how much were you willing to spend and do you spent more after that
>>540709993What does she need?
I wouldn't eat that
>>540710187Thats why everyone who is not a paypig should approach the game casually instead of minmax autism that will quickly burn a player out.Clearing a scenario is easy enough for everyone.
>>540710531This. At least they're better doing better at this than that ring throwing game before.
i cant understand japanese
>>540710216Why is his tie so short?
>>540710642You're still f2p until you've spent at least $10k on the game.
I just saw my trainer hanging out with that whore Aoi...
>>540710816Damn, so close to still being f2p btw…
I want a japanese gremlin wife...
>>540710756Noone does.
>>540710187Clearing content devs throw at you is not a problem without spending. Anything beyond isn't required.
>>540710704i bought all the discounted packs and now i only spend on the monthly subscription. i will buy selectors but I won't swipe otherwise.
>>540710849Maybe you're neglecting him too much
>finally get a serviceable parent >stop doing parent runs>start doing TT team runs>game actually becomes enjoyable again
Am i a whale if im f2p with MLB kitasan and creek and most of MLB SRs?
why is opera like this......
Pasta or borgor for dinner?
i play to grind event pointsand then i go on a hiatus when there is no event
>>540710849Go back to umachan, Dia.
>>540710921kitasan brown
Am I still f2p if a maxed out an equity line on my house to roll umas?
>>540711056Make a spaghetti burger
Fuarkin KINOOOOOO
>>540710849Then satisfy and mark him properly, you dumb whore. Even Admire Vega managed to mark her trainer.
we're never getting any of these pakalive gibs... it's over....
So what do we get prizes for watching the broadcast
You’re still f2p if you’re not homeless
>>540711368wisdom +5
Alright, they killed it for the free JP gibs at least.
am i a whale if i impregnated daring tact
>win arima kinen>vodka is still upsetwhat did she mean by this
>>540710354>>540710481>>540710745>>540710913Yeah clearing the game is fine but getting new horses is nuts. I don't give gacha games any real money, at worst I'll spend ten bucks every few months for a newbie starter kit but unless they give a crazy cheap anni or the girls become real and suck my dick from the back I won't be caught dead spending the kind of money they want.
I haven't seen this shit go off once how do I build her
>only my Smart Falcon and Seiun can fight off Blockushin>Suzuka and Daiwa just get overrunThe game really wants me to metafag
That will do for a 2nd ace.
wtf? pink skills? wtf is this
>>54071142430 clocks?! I NEED IT
>>540711482That is why you wait for the all spark bannerIf you saved 15k carats by now you can have a single pity since theres 100 free pullsIf you can save 45k carats by then that means 2 pities and enjoy whoever you can get along the way.
>>540711632AAAIEEEE
>>540711632evolved skills
>>540711632It upgrades certain golden skills at the end of a run if you meet certain criteria that vary from skill to skill, e.g. winning certain sets of races or having a certain set of skills.
>>540711632The Skills Umas get from potential evolve if you fulfil certain conditions during career. It's how they added extra power creep and freshened up the potential skills of umas.
>>540711632ultra instinct
>>540711632Ruby a cute!
Holy fucking whale
Fucking finally Akebonobros...
>doesn't look fat#notmyakebono
>>540711625groundwork doko
>>540711519you need to use her as late
>>540711632At the end of a run if you fulfilled certain goals / statlines depending on the character / scenario their some skills will Evolve.You get to pick which kind of skill it evolves into on the end screen.
>>540711268Yeah the artwork for this event is great. I wish they'd given all of the umas involved fantasy 3D models, even if you couldn't unlock them as trainees.
>>540711625bwo your groundwork and A front?
>>540711785Just don't roll into the same lobby as this guy bwo
>>540711848Unironically 3.5 years since her base version release.
>epic odyssey uma quest>not epic
THE MARVELOUS SKIN IS REEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Today is truly a marvelous sunday
they nerfed Marvelous' Marvelous...
SUNDAY BROS!THIS IS A BLESSED SUNDAY!
>>540709236Fuji Kiseki?
>>540711848Akebono never looks fat
AAAAIIIEEEEE
she looks like a clown and her tits were nerfed, and Akebono doesn't look big either ugly alts
>>540711625nice TT uma bwo
>Akebono and Marvelous both get skins in the same patchI know the kind of person who greenlit this
>>540712014This is going to take like five years to come to global no?
>>540712124Yepper
architectbros.... lost.....
Need Creek gf.
is it possible to get wit nature with the half anniversary selector?
Not my Marvelous
>>540712149yep.. per?
>>540712124Global won't even last a year though
>>540712124Yes, it will take an eternity until we reach the current state of JP. Easily a few years.
noppers
>>540707579Only a good one. My aces have more power and wit and better skills than a bunch I've seen.
>skippable bannerguess the next one is a big one
>>540711547How did you even beat block faggots with falcon?
>>540711667>>540711482The hachimoon period just ended for Global, landscape of TT, clubs, CM, content creators and speed of /uma/ threads are undergoing massive correction.Theres alot of gachas coming out this year like Chaos Zero Nightmare and soon Ananta. Theres no point in spending on this game.Only bootlickers and those with buyers remorse will defend and tell you to spend on Uma right now just to extend the life of this game a little bit more.
>>540712192no, only up to SSR sweep
>>540711435If you're a whale, you'd be hunted down by her, ergo you are a strong and fit Trainer.
>>540712328/e7g/ detected
>>540712186Her VA is cute.
>>540712343damnthank you
>>540712348I’m a bear
>>540712017>>540711848I think global EoS-ing isn't a bad thing because I don't have to see these alt umas coming in. What a downgrade
took like 100 runs but finally got Mile S + groundwork
>>540711482the anniversary selector is 20 bucks I believe, just buy that when it drops
You wouldn't fuck a boy
>>540712094ANIKI WAKE UP
>>540711860>>540711916>pace chaser straights>WHERE'S GROUNDWORK Retards.
>>540712441Oh no anon... you are aware right?... your groundwork...
>>540712460bro what if there's no fronts in the lobby
Fuji when?
>>540712328Are you the faggot that shilling Anata for free 24/7 in /zzz/?
>>540712448no if she's dressed like that
ease up on those fortune cookies DAMN
>>540712441I don't get it
>>540712448>chest is coveredshamefur
SEX
>>540712328>there are people that play gacha games soley for the sake of spending moneyWhat the fuck
>>540712441Anon, groundwork requires...
>>540712657the best outfit so far
>eishin flash VA audibly panting over the sexo artlmao
>>540712664focus is right there
>>540712657Wife!
>>540712664he has focus so he has a 65% chance of activating groundwork instead of 80%
>>540709779Ask the horse racing industry, why use horse length instead of meters
>>540712328>smilegatelmeow
>>540711667I remember a few threads ago anons were gaslighting about skipping the spark banner lmeow
>>540712576I think I only lasted a month in e7 back in 2018 before I dropped the game due to no content. I finished ch1 in a single sitting>>540712371No I dont play zzz so I dont visit there>>540712663Some players have findom fetish, just found out recently since some anon posted about it
>>540712580no
Gyaruma love
>>540712328I had no idea what Chaos Zero Nightmare was and it looks like more generic gookslop with boring dark and grey characters lmao
>>540712441take another 100 runs vro
>>540710118Divine Might's worth is in it's consistency on lates and ends. You're always going to get it and always going to get it at a good time for it unless your Uma is badly built but then it wouldn't matter
They should let you bet paid carats on random CM matches.
>>540712863Some anons are just plain evil for posting something like that. arent we also getting improve guild carat gains on Oct 1, correct me if Im wrong
Wait, the 50 daily carat from the monthly pack aren't paid? I'VE BEEN SCAMMED
>>540713114Did you never read the fine print?
>>540711667There isn't 100 free pulls on that banner
>"bvos will my umas make it for cee emm"brick>"guys hwo do i improve my umadacchis"nice TT horse bwo>"hmmmmmmm is my le 3 A+ ranking umas good enough for this CM mmmmmm should i move on to leo cup lol"glue>"is this serviceable???"nyoppers see you in B league bwi>"guys after 420 runs im done with my ace (pls validate me)"nyo you are nyot lol (nice TT uma tho)
NEW SCENARIO
>>540712448>cutest character art>cutest VA>Fuji's global release in a few daysFujibros, we can't stop winning.>>5407125693 days
Why would anyone want to run end or late when the game just randomly decides if you have to use an alarm or just lose because lol no power.>>540712887We also really do NOT have to go to the damn park with the crows five times if you don't like them.
I NEED TRANSCEND
>>540712664>>540712531you cant gaslight me, i know what im doing
Hag Groove CLAIMS she hates trainer and uma relations yet she has a wedding dress alreadyCURIOUS
where do i get super creek gf
>>540713196>onsex outfits soonyeah this circus banner is mega skip
>>540713196I spot a Teio wife
>>540713196>new hag and new umacygames want (you) to breed
>>540713206Yes we have to do that!
>>540713187
>>540713197Wrong thread faggot
>cingrayclose stream
>>540711482Skip cards, roll umas.Haven't spend anything on the game. Have 16k carats so I can roll more pretty soon but I might wait until Agnes Digital.
>>540713196so soon? guess I forgot they release them every 4 months nowit's gonna be DOA if they somehow can't powercreep DYA, and if they do it'll be very silly to say the least
>>540713196Granny!!
>>540713196>17 years old
>>540713196I hope they run in their bathtowels
Next week CGbros
>>540711667there is no higher rates, your pity is just stronger. If you pull a desired char <100 then arguably its better gambling
>>540712328Look generic. List better examples next time.
>>540713196>another ex-trainer and her uma to impregnateAoi...
>night owl>night owl>slow metabolism>tissue>17 mile pink no Sshould’ve dropped the 3rd bomb
you get 100 free rolls tomorrow
>>540713196What's the meta this time? The more you rest, the more training gains you get?
>>540713196is that supposed to be meek
Not a degenerate or anything but irl Doto is kinda handsome
>>540713460no way you're that lucky gtfo
>>540713726Trainer get's sold to the uma brothel and has to earn his freedom back
>>540713726you get +100 in every stat on onsex trips
>>540713714fr fr no cap?
>>540713837Took me 450 rolls total or so (excluding singles and tickets)
2 days in a row I've only done 1 run to complete the daily tasks... I don't think I find the game fun anymore, it's over for me...
>>540713946OH CLUB JANNNNYY
>>540713946you can always take a break for a week and see what happens bro, you don't need to play for 8 hours a day every day
On your left is the late surger spurt, right?
Uh what anime is this?
>>540714049yes, but it doesn't care about whether the final leg starts on a straight or corner
me with every single trainee i have
>>540713196sex scenario?
>do a random goldshi run to break the monotony of trying to get a good Suzuka>she gets S mile
>>540713937no way ill believe you dude. You're 100% a whale. You're such a whale you're too dumb to comprehend the insanity of claiming every uma in 450 rolls. That might be the stupidest whale larp ever said in this thread holylol i feel dumb even replying to you, just realied you have fucking multiple 4*. Youve prol spent 1k$ min
Who?
>>540712328>ananta>gachaWho's gonna tell him
>>540713196Boil your honses before consumption
You think cygames will be generous enough to try to transfer global players who still wanna play to JP when global going EoS in the future? Has any gacha ever done that or they all pull out the plug cold turkey?
>>540714093Upcoming TV drama adaptation of a popular horse racing novel.The main horse Royal Hope is the first ever collab uma.
>>540714141>>540714049Sure, but it's basically gambling on it going off as early in the final leg as possible, right? It seems like the kind of thing that will whiff completely like 80%+ of the time.
>>540712441>Reach finals>Fail the focus wit check>No groundwork activation>Late start>Brocked>7th place
>>540714330are you stupid or is this your first gacha
>>540714093>>540714259TV series and animation collaborationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeAGf9dMqM
>>540714353I need Black Beauty next
>>540714393Wasnt Counterside able to transfer SEA server to Global server?Whats stopping Cygames from doing that? Japanese coders?
>>540714509You really think everything is apples to apples, I wish I was that innocent when it comes to things.
You retards whinging about Eos are stupid as fuck, when Croix wins l'arc this game is guaranteed to run forever
The guy I added for Seiun Sky event card changed it to something else and now I have to take couple minutes of my time to find another.
>>540714593>
>>540714330Not a chance. Way too much effortSIF merged EN and JP server but that was last ditch effort because the game was dying and about to EoS
Deploy the Yada Yada.
>>540708865Build horses that can win at least sometimes because losing is too impactful on your scorePick skills that fire fairly consistently, gamble shit and tough conditional skills aren't worth running in TTDon't ignore wit when pumping stats
>>540713946at least you're playingone anon managed to gain a grand total of 2 fans some days agolikehow do you even do that?
>>540711632that horse is a CHILD
>>540714647Do the frogs train their horses to run in swamps or something?is it from when they fought the bongs in the mud during the 100 year war
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>540714713Failing career on purpose for dailies
>>540714713He probably rolled 2 new umas. They're default 1 fan
>>540714486
berno light HOT GLUE
>>540711667>just wait a gorillion years bro and sit on all your currency THEN the game gets good
>>540711632That's the only real balance pass cygames did on older horses other than fixing blatantly broken shit and indirect buffs by buffing shit skills
>>540714817Cuuuuuuuuuute
That Belno figurine is pretty cute.
>>540714847ooooooooh
>>540714739I already know that, you don't have to convince me, anon!
>>540714259>>540714093This OG horse's career is cope as hell
You guys lied to me, that welfare Goldshi isn't bad
>>540714871That's how gacha work if you're f2poor
>>540714902Y Ogurin sad?
>>540714941every message in this thread that isnt porn or soundwebms should instinctively be treated as gaslighting
>>540714247I used statues to get them there. And I'm missing 8, so not every uma.
>>540714941shut up golshi
>>540714593>nips>winning l'arc
>>540714943You need to be more than not poor to afford a $420 uma. Hell, new MLB card costs more than my first car.
>>540714941
>20k people left before the anime announcementI thought that was the most normie friendly territory
>>540714941>listening to competitive f2p beggars who cleats anything under the sun that isn't advantageous to pvp
>>540714941How does a zero specialty card work?
>spurtindeed
>>540715019do you like think i have no clue how the game works? only a whale could use obscene amount of statues from whaling. f2p would delete their stash on 1-2 4*
>forget about the Osaka Hai and press rest insteadMy parent run... No...
Thoughts?
This is the results of eating vegetables.
>>540715236send it
>>540715002Note the cheeks, she's blushing, not sad.
More cheerleader uma sex.
>>540714850kiss kiss kiss
>>540715263Just admit defeat already.
>January last year: 850 speed>End up with 1100 speedI HATE THIS GAME
>>540715316natie sex...
>>540715236Good enough odds
>>540715306You're right.
>nice nattie cheerleader statuewe WILL be buying
>>540715283>>540715389Good call
Is MLB Kitasan really that good?
>>540714739That child is ready for uma breeding
>>540715316
>>540715372>better outfits that the ones cygames released
SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>540715450Why does Natie look sexier than mambo despite having the same but mirrored copy pasted body and pose
>>540714330make a JP account instead and save for 5th anni.
>>540715372>>540715484>>540715450Fukucute!
>>540715450I already bought the expensive cheerleader neicha fig and she doesn't show her armpits wtf I got ripped off where do I buy this one
>>540715459I have 2lb Kitasan and still borrow a max every run.
>>540715530WUMBO
>>540715459Yes
>>540715536embarrassment
>>540715470Good lord
>>540715459YesUnparalleled consistency on the most important statpower bonusgood enough events with lots of mood upsall rounder skills that at least aren't offensively bad
mfw no Matikanefukufuka cheerleader in-game
PERFECT BODY
>>540714941I would rather run a Narita card than that 0 specialty of a card. Fuck off
slut
>>540711785>all that for an extra 200 witseems worth it. spending 2k rn
>>540715639A TERRIBLE SITUATION
how important is wit neichashould i ditch rolling smaru if i didn't get seiunam i bricked if i don't get lb2+ riko
>>540715738are you a late surger GOD? then shes very good
>>540715470I would love to roll for her, I <3 drills
>>540715450Where are these sold? I can't read.
>>540715701If only they wore panties instead of spats
>>540715459>100 priority>3+ mood up events>1 charming event>15 training effectI'm still kicking myself for falling for the sovl meme and not rerolling during her banner
>>540711667All spark banner is bad unless you missed someone you want
The sluttiest uma of them all!
>>540715168The funny thing is the free golshi card is useful for CM6,
>>540715846ONLINE
>>540715867>1 charming event?
>>540715867practice perfect, anonnot a bad skill but it's no charming
>>540715974Whoops, practice perfect
>>540715662
>>540715459I'm already feeling the inadequacy of my 3LB Kitasan
>>540715681okayuse that now
collab
I might spark on Natie Wit
MY FUARKING DAUGHTER
>debuff from a pseudo-scripted lossTh-thanks...
>>540715917Why did they delete her boobs
>>540716147Feels like todays reset has alot of cursed runs, I remember seeing a dubuff G1 races Urara from losing Arima Kinen
>>540716147Funny enough once you clear the debuff you can actually buy the skill aswell.
>>540716141late is really annoying to build going forward if you don'tyou basically have to borrow it or cope with white spark slick surge
>>540716118shadowwho? no idea of who they are and don't really care desu
>>540716275today's reset hasn't happened yet tho
>>540716242Just like Cheval and Flash summer outfitsAlts in Umamusume looks worse than the base.Only Summer Maruzensky looks better than the base.
>>540716336THE GOAT, MY MVP!
>>540716078Our Aniki
13000... i will still be buying
>>540716323Perfect for my CM3 ace run......
>>540716413I think Goldship was the last good alt, everyone got their boobs removed
Hmm Sirius is really popular so she must've been a successful dominating horse, now let's see her IRL rec-
>>540716413that's why flat or budding breasts are best.
>>540716118>mini collab>no leadersI want my uma leaders from Shadowba 1 back...
>>540709993I'm gonna need some examples...
>>540716514I marked it in my calendar. I will buy ze lucky plushie
>>540715170it's a roamer gambling card
>>540716323the worst is when that scripted loss gives one like g1 averseness, actual run brickers if you don't pay the toll.
this is good for TT right? or 1 debuff and I'm fucked?what can be improved aside from obvious S sprint and front?
>>540716610Sirius is popular because she is an abuse victim turned abusive
>>540715956How?
Will there be a future positive condition that lets you tank night owl and other debuffs
>>540716514But from where?
CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO NO O
Rice figure
>>540716819movic store
Save for the real meta card
>>540716118The collab that will(not) save that flop
>>540716336>literally breaking the screen to attack the irl trainers fridgeevil fucking horse
>>540715170In theory roamer cards with stats pumped in good training stats instead have higher highs than cards with high specialty priority, the problem is there is already so much RNG bullshit to swim through in this game that rainbows constantly not appearing will absolutely test anyone with less than the patience of a saint.
>>540716891Cygames please... Why would you release global then make it impossible to buy your merch...
I'm a little sad that the Sakura Chiyono fig isn't on a little spring so that it bounces around.
>>540716995do you think cygames cares about negative reviews on steam when the game still made a lot of money bro
shadowverse is even more greedy than umamusumethink about that
If she had mile S and capped speed, would have this been a good pasa?
Would Rice let me fuck her?
>>540716995What happened?
>>540716995why the neg reviews?
>>540716654>no leaderswhat's even the point of a shadoba collab without leaders, I want to stomp people as Spe.
>>540717045do not lewd the dog
GORU IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>540717154>>540717161Game is atrociously both bad and missmanaged
>>540717140avian gods
they should collab with the GOOD card game instead
>>540717126Yes
>>540717243but explain why is bad
>>540717274>GOOD card gameNo such thing exists.
Which Uma wouldn't let you fuck her?
*unleashes Windy like a pitbull to bite Tazuna*
>>540715236Fuck my poverty life I'm never hitting a +100 with a 4 speed 20% setup
>>540717360Satono Diamond
>>540717213It's not the dog we lewd!
>>540717320terrible monetitationinsulting balancecompletly ignore the results of a popularity contest and give the win to the option with like 5% of the votes and put the loser with 90% of the popularity votes in the cash shop with $25 price tag
This is how the race should be instead of fronts all lining on the rail
What's the best way to sabotage CM3 lobbies? 3 debuffers?
>>540716772CURREN CHANG!!!!!!!
Sniffing Oguri
>>540717119Trying to get a specific leader is absolutely ludicrous. Getting to pity rolls takes months as F2P, and the odds of getting it normally are practically zero. Very few gibs too.Uma is F2P heaven compared to Shadowverse.
rate this (shitty) suzuka
You will buy naked cheerleader Nature
>>540717629and it is only pvp (like any other card game) and you will get stomped if you dont have a good deck
>>540717629>$900 USD for an MLB cardI can't imagine shadoba...
>>540717502ok that looks terrible, specially the last part
>>540716380my HECKIN' DAUGHTERINO
>>540717702Did you really need more than 3 green skills?
>>540717702too low power
>>540717390If it makes you feel better, that's a borrowed Kita and she ended up as a witlet anyway. Back to square one...
>>540717739it's because the event was divided in two partsPart 1 popularity contest and part 2 PvP between 100 randomly chosen delegateThe problem was Part 2 mattered more so despite the popularity winner was extremely ahead the team LITERALLY NO ONE BUT A VERY SMALL GROUP PICKED won LITERALLY 7 GAMES MORE in the delegate showdown ad the first place in part 2 also got bonus points so it end up winning the event lmaooo
I don't like Sakura Chiyono
>>540718024I don't like your face buddy
>>540716380>>540717772I want a SoL series of Haru and friends with each episode ending with a race that she inevitably loses.
>>540718021So who was the fans' choice and who was the actual winner? I must rate shadoba players' taste.
>>540716756qrd?
>this was the best Seiun Sky I could makeI guess it's still technically "1200" speed
>>540717421Wait, that name rings a bell...
>>540717706I will.What's the online store?
>>540717502All this, plus obvious AI art used for cards. I hope this shit never gets to uma.
>>540712328I learned the specs required for Atlantis. 100-200 gb of space needed for the pc client and they will not confirm the specs needed for the mobile version. Uma is like 6gb.
>>540717124>2* ultno
>>5407183281081 * 1.1 = 1189Glued
>>540718207what was supposed to win if popularity votes mattered and what actually won >>540718396
>>540718408I seen a video earlier it will be 40gb, still bad for mobile
>>540718446You forgot summer runner retard bro
>>540717274mtg is going full funko pop mode. i bet someone could convince them to do a few uma cards, at least. they already did mlp (twice)
>>540718446what about summer runner
>>540718396there were 16 millions points difference between Troonuon and Ho-chan in the event phase 1
>wake up>they're doing some random collab with a literal who horse from some book instead of pie-o-myWhat the fuck.
>>540718481yeah I would be mad too
>>540718482If handhelds didn't fucking die we wouldn't be trying to shove grandtheft auto clones onto fucking phones. The PSP/vita had like 3 of those but were mainline games.
>>540717629but what you describe is quite literally uma lmao
>>540718446Ah plus 40 from summer runner too oops
>>540718396thats not AI art, it's just shit
>>540716118What does shadoba even get
>>540717702>6 greens>forgot to buy groundwork
>>540718754Uma art copypasted on their cards.
>>540718446Is the 5% speed bonus from 600/300 stam/guts added after this or before?
>>540718754Haru skin for Bellringer AngelOguri skin for OdinNo leaders
>want Gold City>want Summer Maru/Spe>want Summer Sweep Card>want Riko/Rice>want wit Neicha>want Akebono>want Doto
>>540718870stop trying to seduce me Teio, I already told you I have a wife
>>540718749It has all the hallmarks of AI. Weird finger placement, dead eyes, weird bodyshape of the snake, etc.The best I can assume for it is that a human touched up on it a little before releasing it.
>>540718926after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZdHlzyZBw
>>540718926added before greens is what people are saying
Fuck Teio!
>>540718294I am not good at explaining stuff check >>533899427
>>540718940
>>540718481this is like people voting for Dantsu Flame to get out of the npc jail but instead cygames gives you Pegasus...
My wife, our daughter and our dog
>>540718481My chicken wife...
>>540719196lolok I see why people are mad now
>>540718992Wtf did someone added JP AI voice on this video to gaslight
>>540719035Tazuna was found mysteriously suicidally dismembered in a garbage bag days later
>>540719035Nooooooo
>>540719035
>>540719398>runs front>brockedMaybe increase your power a little more next time Teio... heh
>>540719398I'm sure to win because my wit is superior.
>>540719457
>>540719398Easy enough, she'll get injured after a few meters and can't run anymore.
daily reminder to skip the rice/riko banner
>>540718995Does this mean reaching that breakpoint with green skills is useless?
nishishi
>>540718992he might be the least intelligent sounding person I’ve ever heard.
>>540719019I'm more surprised at how many IRL female fans that Sirius seems to attract. Seen plenty of fan art of Sirius x Female Trainer.
>>540719398>>540719035>>540719549Where is the fan art of the actual crazy horses? I need pictures of digital ready to kill me for touching her OTP with my filthy male hands.
>>540719398TAKE THIS
Don't want Redditeio's forgiveness.Don't want Rediteio's attention.Don't want Redditeio at all.
>>540719398Realistically what can a trainee do against Tazuna?
>>540719570Yes I'll keep on saving and MLBing these cards instead without giving a single shekel to Cyjews
more for me then
Grass is obsessed
>>540719398A bicycle can outrun a horse no problem
>>540718992>27 minutes
>>540719942Even in death shes obsessed with winning against Spe's bloodline
is global actually EOSing soon?
>>540719942With Spe not with you waifufag
>>540719398Can I use my Renault Clio?
>>540720197Why does Grass have such a large ass
>>540720203No, Blue Archive will though.
>>540720203if you see a post on 4chan saying the thing you currently are enjoying is dying, that means it will live longer.
>>540720230if you can use your clio then i will use my twingo turbo
is Haru Urara dying soon?shit, too late
>>540720203Not anytime soon. Be patient.
Dober is next
>>540720203Global wont survive MANT scenario without auto release, unless everyone in /uma/ is already using bots to do their dailies
>The France Galop stewards handed Kitamura a two-day suspension after exceeding the permitted number of whip uses while riding Croix du Nord in the Prix du Prince d'Orange at ParisLongchamp on the 14thThe fr*nch will do ANYTHING to sabotage nips
>>540719398Teios sure is cute and scrawny
>see this princess in estruswyd
So newb here what’s guts and power for
>trying for a late parent grass>want slick surge, tail held high, PTO, Slipstream, LS corners & straightaways, ramp up sparksit's just that easy!
Shut the fuck up Teio.
Trainer-san, you gotta help her!
>>540720513Ignore because diamonds are better.
>>540720575This hors is in extreme distress
Did they also increase the chance to get carats as rewards for races in careers? Feels like I get the 10 carats somewhat regurarly now
>>540720552Rice nearly said this in S2
>>540720642Tits too big
>>540720203I spent money on this game so rest assured it will only EoS when I say so
>>540720513do you think fine, dia, and ruby's families would force you to marry their daughter or be "dealt" with
>>540718958Go look at old RoB cards, literally the same style. You're mindbroken by AI.
>>540719398What happens if the trainer loses?
>>540719612They don't help the breakpoint, but if you are below it they might help you stay alive depending how far off you are.
>>540720513i would take care of her, i will not talk about how i will do it
>puncture perfect charming O before debutthis is the run
daiichi ruby
>>540720752Non-stop umapyoi with Teio's tight little umanko
>>540720679...to be true!
>>540720752
When is scamcha? I don't mind spending on guaranteed.
>look at room matches>5/9>8/9>7/9are people stupid?
>>540720931>are people stupid?
>>540720931>look at room matches>cloudy>missing summerYeah
are there any non-competitive /uma/ clubs out there? i dont really do carreers outside of events but i do at least request and give shoes dailythats pretty much the only reason why want a club too, its kinda fucked how hard the random clubs i joined kept dying after each CMi just want club points man
>>540720931Maybe they only have 1-2 Aces. Maybe YOU'RE stupid.
is this a new song or just a new MV? it's so fucking catchyhttps://youtu.be/MWlq5-at6_g?si=0N4EjCshUQgOuDtU
>>540721052after the month reset there will be clubs here asking for people, you just have to wait
>>540719398
>>540719942She was the one that gets a severe lonely sickness if she's not around trainer back with the old chara sheet
>>540720930>paying cygays 20-30USD for Air Shakur>>540721029maybe that is the new gaslighting meant to trick people into losing confidence in good aces if they don't check race conditions...
>>540719570people here are constantly doomposting about missing an uma that's good in a cm once every half year, or an uma that's only good as a parentthe amount of regret after Riko is gone will be massive
>>540721096New song for next month's live
>>540721078
>>540720931>look at room matches>"CM3">/18
>>540721179Nyo... but it's impossible...
>MARBELOUS clownussyI need her...
>>540721179There's no way I'd ever get raped by a tiny little dork like Teio
>>540720931Yes, they also set the wrong conditions sometimes and put 18 entries when that completely changes the race
I heard Kitasan is a Yakuza princess, do I have to give up a finger to marry her?
>>540718992riko is a massive meme.Supposedly the card lasts 4 months but it's actually 1 and a half. If you have kita mlb you can just borrow it and skip the banner, if you don't have kita mlb the rerun is a month and a half after that then you can just borrow riko. Gaslight dancer will claim to "just roll a bit" to MLB the rare version but that will take ~200 pulls anyway so lol.
>>540719753Digitan isn't a shipnigger.>actual crazy horseslurk moar
>>540721179>5 mins later
>>540720931There are people opening rooms with spring/cloudy, 18 slots etc
>>540720239they don't call her Ass Wonder for nothing
Remember
>>540721179Fuck you, I'll be the one doing the raping, you little cum guzzling gremlin.
>>540721260
I really need that half anniversary so I can MLB Kitasan
>>540721359>GrassYou will never be a Japanese>El-changYou will never be a Mexican
>>540721179You never got a chance
>>540721179my 2.4km timing is 11:30 minutes
>>54072132318 entries with the right conditions is at least funny though.
>>540721441I do NOT like this development at all!
>>540721461Soon everyone born in america will be mexican
>8/10 shoes
>>540721432the world is too strong...
>>540721367Just because you don't like aspects of digital doesn't mean it doesn't suddenly exist for everyone else.https://youtu.be/lS54NCyHxko?si=jFQOxNZEc0n6Q_NA
>>540721179
Did you know that in Umamusume...
>>540721179just pretend you are running and the moment she's far ahead run the other way asking for help
>>540721342So your plan is to keep roll for NTR and Throne so you don't have to roll for Riko?
I NEED MORE SR MLBs BUT I CAN'T PULL UNTIL KITSAN RERUN AND IT'S SO FAR AWAY STILL
Rainbow juice that makes umas stare at you.
>>540721179FUJI-NEE TASUKETEEEE
>>540721665she's a chaser she'll just let you run in front of her until you collapse
they put chemicals into the water to make umas gay
>>540720532I mean you can get those from a deck but requires having mlb Yeano or your own mlb Kita so you can borrow it. Only whale limit of surgers since a lot have a complete kid on pot 5
Teio wouldn't do any of that
>>540709958There have been times during a Daiwa Scarlet career I got angry she wasn’t grabbing the bitch in front of her and wrecking the whole field because the bitch wouldn’t move out of the way
>>540721778
HOW MANY OF THE GAY SSR UNCAP THINGIES CAN WE PAY FOR AT A TIME, OR RATHER HOW MUCH IF IT IS TIMEGATEDWILL IT TAKE LIKE 3 MONTHS TO GO FROM 0LB TO MLB??
checkem
What uniques does Pace Pasa want?
>>540721835quick reminder that Teio is too possessive
I finally rolled the make debut gacha after 204h bros
I like when El Condor Pasa says DESSS
So the uma rape allegations weren't true huh phew.
>>540721992
dotorape
can't believe actual honse riding gave me a whiplash
>>540721963explode btich
Teio would do all that and more
>>540721961Teio love!
>>540722008El is just retarded
>>540721884Uma umanko sweat
>>540722113Even tax evasion?
>>540722142I can pull that.
>>540721895from what i've heard from a friend there will be at least 2 from the crystalto uncap SSR when the thing releases, one you get for free and other you can buy
what does Yutaka Take even does that is so great? Isn't the horse doing all the work?
>>540721963At this point I don't want to roll because I might get repeats but I still need Spe, Taiki, Rudolf and Suzuka
I need more monies when is goldshi mode coming back?
>>540721963good job bwo
>>540722176It's an obligation
>>540722224Jockeys use strategies and prompt the horse when to start accelerating and positioning.
>>540722207Proof?
>>540721843In truth if she didn't fail like 8 speed trainings so I wasn't missing 200+ speed it would've probably worked. I just find it amusing how much easier it is to just run full wit Tachyon and pretty much beat every race without an issue. Grab her second gold recovery and you can beat 3000m race with under 300 stamina cause who cares, she is too smart and juiced up to lose.
>>540722134She's so immorally small...
Reminder that the last interaction Special week ever had with grass wonder was him seething and malding while Grass had a massive boner
>>540722224Gotta smack the horse or pull the reins to pace it properly, or you'll just exhaust it in record time, not to mention navigating the beast.
>>540722215>there will be at least 2 from the crystalto uncap SSR when the thing releasesHuh, so rolling on the Kitasan rerun is actually viable thenEven assuming the worst having to spark for a single copy, you would only need one more copy/uncap for 3LB which is her powerspike anywayWhat makes SSR Tachyon the better speed card? Is it worth waiting for her instead?
>>540721949She'd look better if she dresses like a boy
>>540722337bhahahah please find the link
Teio is unattractive and more akin to a young boy than an actual woman. What I’m saying is that if you are attracted to Teio, then you have suppressed homosexual urges and should consider a more feminine uma like Suzuka.
>>540722337
>>540721912Been a long time since I commended someone for gets... Nice quads, fag.
>>540721949>Dating your rapistNo thanks
>>540722473wrong
>>540722418Prostitute on the left
>card in shadowverse that she replaces is an angel that just wants to make people happy
>>540722224from what I understand the jockey is kind of like a second brain for the horse. horses aren't that smart and a very skilled jockey will understand their horse and be able to guide it to run in the most optimal way during a race.
>>540722418Cesario is ridiculously hot with her kuudere demeanor
>>540722473>feminine uma like Suzuka.Yeah man, I sure do lvoe Suzuka's feminine breasts that reminds me of boku no pico.
>>540722418Better wives than spe
>>540722473Teio has long hair, wears skirts, and is voice acted by a woman.
>>540722423i plan to roll on fuku SSR but it seems that NTR speed that will come again this is also good, and then i think we have maru SSR which is again better, because its a card that works even on lb0
>>540713263>Air Groove is considered the model Uma>she comes out as in a relationship with Torena>Uma Torena relationship revolution because the model Uma is doing it>Symboli Rudolf was doing it from the start that’s how she’s so powerful
>>540722473Teio is attractive!!!!
>>540722473I've notice these shitposts increased tenfold ever since Suzuka started travelling to the states
>>540722568so the new shadowverse is just the old shadowverse but worse art?
>>540722465https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24041036
>>540722423Tachyon has 2 skill point bonus which is OP. Has great hints for medium and pace. Her cross training is non existent though (other than the skill points).
>>540722473>What I’m saying is that if you are attracted to Teio, then you have suppressed homosexual urges and should consider a more feminine umaBased>like Suzuka.Let me stop you right there. Suzuka has no tits, no hips and a flat ass. She might as well be a long haired boy
>>540722473Why even choose when I can get both
soooooo what do get from shadowverse?
>>540706883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWlq5-at6_g
>>540722819Getting jewed
>>540722568Yup, definitely makes my cock happy
>>540722741Cute and small curves
>>540722819laughs
>>540722568She's even still in my deck because I stuck to Ward Haven... I want to play uma cards, but why did she have to replace Bellringer of all cards.>>540722774They reworked classes and cards (and Shadowcraft and Bloodcraft got merged), but yes, a lot is recycled.
>>540719753
>>540722473>if you like [short flat uma] you're gay>you should instead opt for [short flat uma]lolwutif you're going to go with that angle you should at least suggest an uma with some curves
>>540722819This man shows up and fucks your favorite horse
>>540722620>>540722786>he sees feminine charm only on the surface levelsad
>>540718328You get leaders pride if you win kikka sho. Stop being lazy
>>540712328God i need to make daiwa beg for my cock
Teio and Suzuka are both flatBut at least Teio is tiny and feminine
>>540723015>Naked earsErotic
I'm getting bored bros, when are they releasing a new mode or something to test my Uma?
>>540722423You will have to make a choice between Tachyon and Maruzensky SSR next year. You won't have the funds to spark for both. They are basically equal, Maru is for fronts Tach is for pace. Both will get hard powercrept by Elcondor a year after
>>540723025Spe cucked me out of it after getting late started and rushed
>>540723015There is nothing feminine about Suzuka inside as well.>uhhhhhhh I'm such a loner>the view from the front is mine alone>bro I'm just not good with people I need help doing interviews
>>540722473you're both gay if you are this autistic about women
>>540723132yeah every month there's a new CM
I seriously fucking hate her.
Enough about boys, let's talk about female wives.
>>540714593Whatever you say, Broye
>>540722990that looks like the younger, evil, brother of that MCqueen manwha MC trainer
>>540723076Teio isn't flat, thats just a normal size for her age, she's like 13 or 14 years old, and even then she's bigger than Suzuka.
>>540723015DO YOU WANT YOUR FUTURE CHILD TO A) have a harder time being born because of narrow hips?B) starve of a lack of milk?If you say yes to both, then yes go fuck Suzuka
Just had 3 food events within the space of 7 turns. That's it, El Condor Pasa... Don't stop eating...
Teio sitting on my face after she runs a long race and sweats like crazy
Suzuka and Teio are good friends and perfectly capable of sharing my cock
>>540723249We should continue to talk about boys, especially twinks who dress up like Tokai Teio and rage bait the thread and crave male attention.
Seeking the Pearl is so fucking ugly
let’s take a bet: what % of riko skippers make it to MANT?
>>540722819Niggers replacing your wives, for some reason. I have no idea what possesses them to put black men in a game that mainly sells because of waifu cards.
so fucking much
>>540723389a professional athlete and dancer does NOT have thighs that thick
Sexo
>>540723319>she's like 13 or 14 years oldSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540723158I’m sorry my wife is a bit too whimsical for you anon
>>540723249ok, ill start with the BEST and most FEMININE uma around
>>540723582Your wife is a fucking chud.
>>540722775>special chud actually has a meltyLMAO
THE VIEW FROM THE LEAD IS MINE
>>540723486I bet you that the same team who runs that shitty game also does Granblue, thank God Uma Musume seems to have gotten the Idolmaster team.
>>540723463Probably 10% or less
>>540723547Yes they do
>>540722775holy HORSECOCK
>>540723249I have a first rate wife
>>540723597mejiro ryan hate is forced by SEAmonkeysimagine calling a genki tomboy with a rack the size of kentucky male
>>540717772It’s always the most dysgenic looking redditards saying this shit too
hachimi hachimi hachi~mihachi~mi wo name~ru to
>>540723319Having bigger tits than Suzuka isn't the flex you think it is.
While we’re hating on shadowverse let me just say that Shadowverse Evolve’s English release is one of the worst managed card games I’ve ever seen. They do shit like randomly cap tournament entries the morning of the tournament, and also the release schedule is so fast that if you buy a box of every release (it’s important to have some people that do that or else there is no singles market) it’s like $15k per year to keep up
>>540723775agreed
>>540723249I love my wife
My cute daughterwives
>>540723486Yeah, after taking a quick look at the cards in that game I think I'll stick to cute umas.
>>540722718>>540722785>>540723148Thanks anons, I might make it...Though it means having to skip SSR NN, but I'd rather have actual stats than skills atp
>>540723619My wife isn’t goldshit, excuse you
>>540707981Dang three hours too late to reply with>"Scarlet".You guys have no sense of comedy timing.
>>540723576Sex with 13 yos is ilegal anon..
>>540721432>F2Per's faces when they plan to borrow Riko, Rice, Neicha, and Kitasan for Aoharu CMs>original file: Daitaku Helios in anguish- Duplicate file existsthe zoomer is becoming too strong...
>>540724182That only applies to ningen
>>540723576I want to smell Teio's pussy
>>540723775you got meit is iKING OF SEAMONKEYSNYAHAHAHAHA
>>540724182Everything is legal when there are no cops around.
Who do you have winning the Shuka Sho and Kikuka Sho next month anon?