Previous: >>540706883>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTuOBXZ3upA
MORNING
>>540725110You're not gay and I think you're right, she is feminine and (somewhat) wife coded!
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
I can only appreciate Teio when she's muted
Stop calling El Condor Pasa "El". That's the fucking article. It's like calling "The President" "The". Use the fucking noun Condor. CALL HER FUCKING CONDOR.
The Bejita of Uma Musume?
reminder that you can skip riko and rice banner, just borrow riko and use the free stamina rice from the story.also you can skip nice nature wit SSR since we got the MLB SR for free. also you can skip fukukitaru and ntr speed since they’ll only be good during MANT.super creek and kitasan are all you need until el condor pasa speed SSR, anything else is a trap
I love my needy, clingy, pretend scientist umafailure of a wife!
>>540725857Prez is weak to mating press
it's new day des!!
what day is it bwos?
Digitan LOVE
>>540726205Proof?
socialite city girl and bumbling country hick is a super cute and underrated pairing
>>540726141I want to Condor El's Pasa!
Rudolf is weak to doggy style
>>540726190at that rate why would you not just save for almond eye?
>>540726269yeppers!
>>540726269>has a modest casual outfit>dresses like a whore on the trackwhat gives?
>>540726162gentildonna is broly so bejita has to be goldship
I think shortstack umas should bounce on my dick!
>>540726141But that's what she calls herself in game bwo...
Does that cunt Suzuka ever activate her event to give Left-Handed?
>>540726269Contrast is key for making interesting duos. Unless they're twins.
>>540726190What If I want to make my SR cards stronger?
>>540726141I'm a spic and when I hear EL I think on the gay demon villain from the Powerpuff Girls
>>540726334you should obviously be saving for almond eye
>>540726269This is just City Mouse and Country Mouse
this is the horse with absolutely zero banner sales
>>540726407not worth since eventually you’ll get deck borrows that will be better than your SR cards anyway. using carats for a temporary gain will brick your account in the long term.
>>540726358They don't pick their race outfit their sponsor designs it
>>540726141
how can this game get any new players? starting now seems like a fucking nightmare
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>540726526I don't even have a pic to reply with because she's that horrendous
>>540726141Watashi wa L desu
>>540726529>Bwo no don't pull they'll be obsolete in 4 years._.
>>540726141tell the characters not to do that in game then
What if we just save until we're caught up
>>540726526Don't be mean to Aston Machan
>>540726628>starting a gacha latethere's no point
>>540726078Thank you anon, very cool and based
>>540726190Yeah I’ll just save currency for 2 years are you retarded?
>>540726358trainer is a dirty ojisan like fuji kiseki's
thanks air groove, you failed to roll Hesitant Front Runner but i will take these sparks
>>540726203
>>540726141>El Condor Pasawho?
>>540726190I already have MLB kita and 3LB Creek. Am I going to go pullless for months now? A gacha without gacha isn't a gacha at all
>>540726543Mihono Bourbon says otherwise in one of her outfit events. She says she designed her own race wear. I think Silence Suzuka also mentions she picked the colors for her outfit. I have no idea about others, but some degree of creative control over what you will wear in your races makes sense.
>>540726685unironically the best strategy but you wont be winning any CMs for years
>>540726678I do but they won't listen.
Grass-chan’s grandson is a big winner today. Get fucked Spe-cuck and the inferior American horse who got second.
>>540726227
>>540726190this is what all Riko skippers sound like to me desu wa
>Doto>Riko & Rice>Kitasan rerunYep, I'm thinking unbricked
>>540726819roll for umas bwo
>>540726526
>>540726925not enough tummy
3 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540726819you can pull if you want but your account will be bricked. why pull for cards you know have an expiration date? I didn’t even pull for kitasan because we already know she won’t last. yeah I can take some temporary pain but once we catch up I’ll be miles ahead of people who spent hundreds of thousands of carats on bait banners.
>>540726925
STOP HATING YOU NE-...NEIGHERS...!
if you have kita mlb get rikoif you dont have kita mlb skip riko to mlb kita in the rerunit's literally that shrimple
why is the skip race button on the right side for TT but on the left everywhere else
>>540727054>Sloppy KisekondsCome now anon, she deserves better than that.
>>540727042wait... THAT is a mare?
>>540727163>It's just water torena
>>540727054>everyone just assuming Fuji’s banner will be on the 1st when there has been no announcement confirming that
>>540725414>muh official trannysubsdumb eopEnjoy your happy holidays
>>540727042>really liked her design>she spoke engrish once and somehow sounded even worse than Taiki>instantly stopped caring about herwtf
>>540726818I cracked the code bwos, the A stands for Aoko.
>>540726526whatever is the banner before gentildonna
>>540727348>Normal>playing foreign slop
>>540727145>>540726190honestly this sounds like something a youtuber would say
>>540727027Halloween rice shower is so far away>>540727145>why pull for cards you know have an expiration date?every single card has an expiration date. You're another Just Wait™ fag that stay on a 1070ti waiting for another miracle card that combines performance, value and longevity. The GPU rapture card isn't coming
>>540727445Maybe if she didn't make the omlette in her suspiciously dark lab and instead in the fully stocked kitchen her trainer would trust her more.
thanks to witchad who i picked to race earlier, i finally got my first class 6 retention
>>540727042>pull for catmayo>get spooked by her
>>540727247That's not slop... is it? Shit, I can't tell anymore.
>>540726739>fuck agnes tachyon>she gives birth to daiwa scarletoyakodon?
Is Halloweenie Raisu any good? I'm going to roll for her anyways
>>540726739why is she wearing a monocle?
>>540727445Why is she on fire?
The plan:>use the free ssr selector and rainbow shard to get kitasan to 1lb>throw a few rolls at riko to try and get a copy of her and finish off some sr mlbs (hard cap at 100, if i don't get her sucks to suck I guess)>roll to spark on the kitasan rerun>roll to spark on the all rate up uma banner and spark christmas oguri if I don't get her along the way
HOLY SHIT
>>540727746maybeok
would you still love your trainees if they had dark skin?
3* soon...
>>540727810She is not a good chef
>>540727903Your statues??
>>540727825How dark are we talking
>>540727903YAY
>>540727670how do you fuck up flat tits that badly
>>540721974cute
>>540727042She is on my must pull list
>>540727670
>>540727969You mean fix?
soon....
yep
>>540725857explain this mayanobros
>>540727145>he thinks power creep will ever stop
>whole junior year>no support cards procIs it safe to give up this run
>>540727670Hey, wait a minute. I can see something lewd there. Her pantsu are visible! MOOOOODS
>>540728104no the artist's rendition is actually bogged
>>540728171Oy neigh!
Am I racing hard enough? Feel like I can't hit 1m unless if I get Maruzensky who can run literally everywhere
kitasan was a bait banner, I’m f2p and I skipped her and I still manage to get into Group B finals every time. you don’t need her at all.
>>540728191to be fair the actual numbers on the cards don't seem to get THAT crazyits just the 4 gold skills on the cards that's hard to compete with
>>540726818do you have the original webm with sound?
>>540728282>Group B finals
>>540727719thats incest not oyakodon
>>540728230maybe its your deck too, but i don't know a good deck to farm fans
>>540728282>Group B finalsOpinion discarded I'm afraid
>>540727818power creep is a hell of a drug
>retention time>refresh until you see a team of Bakushit/Urara/Goldship/etc with 3 star outfits>75%+ will be a shit torena who doesn’t know how to play and bullshited their way to A umas>500k score on first day>rest of week just dick around and use TT for pvp experimentation
Golshi gameGolshi sportGolshi general
>>540728509what pvp prep could you possibly do in TT that would help? it's all random coursesdo you just hope to get the same track as the CM?
>>540728282>Group B finalsWhat the fuck are you doing? I only have one card of her from spark and I got plat
>>540726227>>540726910Whatever timezone they use for in game makes it so I never boot up the game at a time where I can hear this.
>>540728439My deck has 105% fan bonus
>>540728589Golshi farts lol
>>540728717she said cockadoodledoo 5 hours ago (I checked)
Taiki is so god damn cute holy shit
>>540728292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJjVXm77QY
>>540728804I don't get up at 6 AM and even if I did opening Umamusume wouldn't be the first thing I do.
>>540726818That's Condor Pasa not to be mistaken with THE Condor Pasa
>>540728824t. amerifat
>Enter one of my Cancer ace attempts in Moonlight ShoI'm not feeling so confident anymore bwos...
thread is extra lewd this fine sunday morning
>17 years old
>>540728282>Group B finalsthis isn’t the flex you think it is anon
>>540728509>500kAre people really struggling to hit 500k? I hit 600k sometimes.
Remember that S+ rank bourbon testing is the best ace testing for 4th CM
COFFEE PLEASE BRING BACK THE GOOD SEIUN
>>540728847whoa
Hmmmmmmmmnyo
WHERE IS MY MONTHLY UPCOMING POST CYJEWS
>>540728901you don't love her enough
>>540729025i havent built a single uma for TT and am getting around 480k-540k
>>540729003it's pretty different
Bros, I accidentally bought the daily race ticket refresh because I wasn't paying attention.... My carats, I'm fucking ruined
>>540729063Fuck you Allen.
>>540728901I wake up at 7am and request shoes before I get out of bed every day.
>>540728625Just seeing what I can get away with. I’ll always choose the higher tier team and see how my umas perform and then see how the other umas are built. I managed to make a few funky builds in CMs work because of this process. It’s a “make your own fun” kinda thing because I’m not particularly fond of meta chasing.
>>540729016>"only" gets 1000 less gems and a title no one cares about in exchange for not treating a GAME like a second jobI think it is actually
>>540729190thank god you can easily buy carats and not monies/support points!
>noticing a sudden increase in people saying to skip riko riceso I should definitely roll on this banner right? there wouldn’t be such a coordinated effort to convince people to skip it otherwise.
this seems like a good skill and the rice having downhill skills without being a shit card seem good as well
this good enough as a blocker or do i actually need to run this shit until i get 3 green + groundwork for it
>>540728847
>>540729320TT isn't "real" PvP but glad you're having fun with it
>>540729025I am not personally, but the retention range is like 470k so anything above that is auto-retention and you don’t have to think about it anymore for the week.
>>540728847very daring post
>>540729041>2400mbwo
>>540729352i'm still not sure wether i pull on the riko/rice banner or pull for summer maru...
>>540729352nah it’s a skip
>>540729352Yes if you want to have human rights during aoharu
>>540729025I've only updated like three of my TT uma since Taurus and still reach 500k each week. Highest was like 550k or something.
>>540725857boooooo
>>540728771did you use a website to see which cards give the most fan bonus, or you are just using ones with MLB?
>erhm... akshually you need smaru + riko + rice + nice nature + oguri + vbourbon to compete in cm or you're bricked!!!!!so you're telling me i have to spend 30k for smaru to win 300 more carats and then do it again laterinteresting
Tickezo armpits
I'm something of a social butterfly myself.
Special Wife!
>>540729829Cygames employees gaslight alongside the retards, yes
>>540729025i barely make 500k because i don't know how to make TT umas that good, but if its still working for me then i don't need to change it for now
>trash sparks despite bazillion skills and g1 winsFuck this gay ass game
>>540729915>steady flow of 1 follower daily>still under 10 borrows a day for support card/umawhat
Your favorite /uma/ club member?
>>540729829>s maruneeded for people running fronts>riko riceneeded for people who don’t want to commit suicide during aoharu>nice natureneeded for people running late surgers>ogurineeded for people not running fronts>valentine mihononeeded for people running fronts
>>540729896
>>540729352if you have kita mlb you can just borrow riko, rice is a meme p*wer card
>>540729738I used Gametora to see which cards has the highest fan bonus. I'm running this deck, though I only realized later that I could run Biko instead of Kitasan for 5% more bonus
>>540730086>needed for people who don’t want to commit suicideeasy skip
>>540729041alright my cm4 ace is done
>>540730039you're just a one and done WHORE
>>540729352Just roll for the R version while upgrading your SRs
>>540730049I spotted one of my club members vandalizing /uma/ cm rooms by only registering one uma, so not that guy.
>>540730086>Late surgerLaughing uma.jpg
>>540729829Nice Neicha is the funniest gaslight
cygames is milking you
>>540729504>TT isn’t serious pvpWell yeah no shit. Again, it’s a testing ground to try out obscure goofy builds. Nobody takes anything seriously there but what they do do is put their biggest numbers there and that’s what’s valuable to measure against so it’s not entirely worthless to run against numbers bigger than yours if you aren’t meta-chasing.
>Tact porn>no one cares because no one cares about Tact
>>540729963You can't post that!
I have LB3 Kita and I'll probably just skip the Riko banner because I borrow MLB Tazuna nowadays anyway so it's the same shit
>>540730196aside from the cafe and agnes cards which are lb3 i can copy that so i will try it later
Is it worth double circling green skills on your parent run? Do you get a better chance to pull inherit spark at the end?
>>540730191yeah surely scenario link isn’t important during aoharu. after all there’s no way they would add an RNG gimmick where if you lose one race your ace run is bricked, and the only way to make it more consistent is to add more scenario link cards to your deck. that would be stupid haha…
>>540730306
>>540730086i can't even put neicha on neicha for winning neichathis is bullshit
>>540730413yessame with gold versions of the skill
Fuji is going to be dropped before the mile CM just like Taishin was dropped before the long CM right? She's got a lot of mile specialization
The same 5 people in my club request dirt shoes to each other and we form an infinite club points loop
>>540729352I'm skipping it because I'm fucking poor and saving for xoguri and allspark banner.And cards are useless unless mlb so it's better to borrow them
>>540730039Started getting borrows again when I built an 8* mile with mixed but decent blues and some healthy whites. Just wish CP gain wasn't capped so low.
>>540730419shhhh don’t tell them just let them figure it out
>>540730419is it ALL rice shower cards that are scenario linked?
>>540730376If you have MLB Shinko Windy, Nishino Flower and Marvelous Sunday, you can use those instead.
She's perfect
>>540730419oh so the new gaslight has now shifted into needing both rice and riko? lmao
>rice has ONE race bonus on 0LBLOL
>>540729963
>>540730673don’t worry anon both of them are skippable
>>540730673he's talking about R riko here
>>540730673you only need riko, retards who say you need both her and rice are stupid
>>540727923whats the point of keeping statues though, if not for 3 staring umas
Imma do it
>>540730782That's my point...
WHAT PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND OF MUSTPULL?????????THE RIKO BANNER ISMUST PULLYOU HAVE TO MLB BOTH OF THEM OR YOU'REBRICKED!!!!LIKE UNINSTALL THE GAME RIGHT NOW
>>540730827why are you second guessing itjust go
>>540730942Nah
Which uma are you looking forward to the most?
>>540730942i say this
>>540731051your mom
every banner i don't pull on reduces my interest in the game. I have some degree of self control so I haven't pulled since creek but seeing new banners I won't touch is demoralizing. Riko is the only thing I have to look forward to because raising front runner parents is bad for my health
skip rice riko and roll on biko + bakushin
>>540730471spoonfeed me the rice and curren lore im retard
more like SKIPko kaSHITmoto
>>540730958SEXwith Aoi and her fail protection
>>540731051dantsu isn't that big
Flatties!
>single rainbow>single training that has someone whose bond isnt' orange yetwhich do you take gwos
new scenario?hmmmm nah i'll stick to URA
>>540726717I've bought this guy's doujins. Bit basic but they're pretty good.
>>540731304what if she was called sex cafe instead hahahahhahahhghah
>>540727348?
How common is pace compared to front runners in the next CM? I'm not sure yet if I should pack pace chaser debuffs for my Neicha.
any rice/riko havers will be kicked immediately from my club after aoharu since they will be at least 40k carats behind everyone else
sex with tact
>>540731476if the training is wit power or stam i would do it if it was close to orange already, if thats not the case then i probably would do rainbow
>>540731729what a retard
>>540731556Tummy kisses
>>540731612as common as your mom
>>540731051
what did they mean by this?
>>540731932so... one?
>>540731754Sorry, but you'll have to do with Daring Heart, the grandmother of Daring Tact.
>>540729829>s.maru, xoguri, vbourbonwait til all-uma, get the guppy scamchas and pick tickets>rico/rice50 pulls for free = 75% price spark on a solid banner>nnjust borrow her when you need that sidegrade. you DID reroll early for FM right?
>>540732089N N
>>540732160>50 free pullskekekekek
Say ,how slow should a Blokushin be?
>>540732304smarter and more powerful
Your Uma is reddit core.My Uma is for high taste individuals.
you will get 100 free pulls today
>>540732120What a cutie
>>540732453what a shitty fortune cookie
>>540732405Proof?
>>540732470She is. She also likes slop movies like Sharknado.
>>540732120sex with hot old ladies>>540732162cute natie
>>540732501My UmaAir GrooveYour UmaNot Air Groove
>>540732651>Air Chud
>>540732304>slowdoesn't matter innit?
https://youtu.be/02Kz4z8Q86Y?feature=sharedNeo’s voice doesn’t fit the song at all but I’ve gotta say it’s pretty unique and I find it pretty cute.
I'm getting tired of this bullshit, it's always the same stupid blue when I have a billion whites
>850 speed pre-senior year>1024 at arima kinenthis game is just like that
for anyone genuinely considering rolling the riko banner to MLB the R version to "save carats", I recommend trying to MLB R tazuna on the gametora simulator and seeing for yourself how many rolls it takes to MLB a specific R card
wtf
>>540732995All I need is 4 rolls>>540733076not good enough. Needs more mood downs and night owls and random migrane
>>540732995was the rate up for R tazuna the same?
don't think I can do much better with the cards I have
>>540732995>Try it out>First pull>ThisAnd to think I sparked her twice...
>>540731612>first CM people were already building Fronts to outrun and dodge shitty meme dubffers>Fronts get gigabuffed with S.Maru and Seiun ult>retards still think their meme evil Nature will be in range to debuff Fronts>e-celeb retards unironically shilling for End Closer Wedding Mayano debuffer that has 0% chance of being in range to debuff Frontskek debuff niggers are gonna get fucked so hard in CM4
>>540733230>he wasted his luck on the sim
>>540732642
Tell me your hopes and dreams, bro>Christmas oguri>summer & sigma tachyon >Manhattan cafe>sweep tosho>kitansan black>satono diamond >ofevere >gentildonna>sil>mejiro ramonu >mr cb15k carats right now, a man can dream right?
>>540733282google mystifying murmur
>>540732995I got 1x SSR Tazuna and 5x R Tazuna with just 460 pulls bwo
>>540733529The guy isn't talking about MM though, he's talking about Front/Pace specific debuffs which are not global
Is groundwork really an absolute must? I'm so tired of farming this shit that I actually lost my sense of time
>>540733687nah, it's only the most important skill
Bros, she's so cute
Eishin Flash, ich liebe dich!!
>>540733685what do you mean by "not global"?
how cooked am i
>>540733880speaking that language is Nazism bwo
>>540733525>fuji>eishin>cafeideally I get taiki at some point too30k carrats
my support cards are suboptimal but i'm still doing a few rolls on new umas because i'm a collector, somebody stop me
>marked
>>540726141The Congolese Pastor…
>>540734065Bwo why aren't you waiting for the all-spark
>>540733976MM and I think all other gold debuff skills have unlimited range, white debuffs have limited range. Global = unlimited range, though I guess global isn't a very popular term
>>540733687As a frontie you want to reach top speed first than anyone else early race and you need that accelso yeah
>>540733685google hesitant/subdued/flustered front/pace/late/end
>>540732957She sounds like a vocaloid which certainly a unique direction.
>>540733687I mean you can try out fronts without groundwork but it's basically impossible to take the lead mid race and by that point they'll be deadweight
My wife is coming soon
>>540734317no it makes sense, i just didn't know debuffs had a range to them, surely that makes debuffers kinda useless if they don't have global range?
>>540734401I SEE HER
you only debuff them if they are on your screen so always switch to landscape view
>>540734401nice nature des!
>Witlet>Milelet>Turflet>Greenletowari
I kinda winged it and didn't expect these stats plus groundwork. I know that's not the meta for pace but is it still worth something on her?
>there are people borrowing the free golshi card lol
>>540734401Oissu
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
Pearl's event where she dances looks really funny when it's at x2 speed.
>>540734717Not the worst card for just farming event points I guess
>>540734717Whales who have their own SSRs and don't want to spend the gold to level it up.
The aroma of a foreign horse
>bweeeeeh I'm so worthless compared to teioYou grandslammed your classic year, what the fuck are you talking about?
>I missed Tact lewds
>>540726190I’m grabbing Natie SSR because I like late surgers and don’t want to use a Winning Ticket card.
>>540731051Dantsu paizuri
>>540731051Fuji Kiseki and Jungle Pocket so that I can run them together in CMs.
>>540734575Umagrok is this true
>>540734401
Can anyone please post the infographics for the next cup?
>>540734432The range is pretty lenient so you will hit End-Pace everytime, unless a Pace gets promoted to luck Pace. Good Front Runners already could sometimes outrun Nature in the first CM though, it didn't matter that much in the first CM cause most people were running End or Pace. But with Front meta I am pretty sure Summer Maru will be able to get out of range if she is built good.
What happened? Falcon is fucking everywhere in practice rooms and she's winning the vast majority of them. Isn't she just a blocker
>>540734926It's really funny when the career story expects you to lose races so they have to make up some bullshit about how much your rival was shining in the race after getting obliterated
>>540734926natie is kinda stupidhorny stupid
>>540735113>Marry>Who?>Kill>Fuck
>>540735217people finally finished their groundwork parents
>>540734256i heard about it but desu don't know when it will arrive, i just do like 10 rolls and call it a day, only once i've been lucky to get 2 6* and neither were the featured hishi amazon
>>540735217another victim of misinformation
why is she like this
>>540735217Have you tried reading what her unique does? She's a completely overpowered ace, she just requires a bit more parent investment
shhh... Oguri is stimming
>>540734925>implying this horse smells like 305s English 40s and Mountain Dew>>540735249bad horse making torenas have pity sex with her
>>540735353'tism
I love my background horse so much.
Mayano Top Fun!
nyahaha~
>>540735113>>540734401SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>perfect and amazing run overall>hit all stats easily and early>SSR CARDS DID NOT PROCI swear Cygames is purposely fucking up runs. There's no in between bad run and great run
stop posting Dia tongue right now
>>540732260>>540732160Free pulls like at the game's beginning or "Free pulls" aka they give away carats and people cope saying its "free pulls"
Great gameIf only I could play it
>>540734926>>540735240Look at it this way, winner Nature is such little slut for her trainer that she'd go as far as to gaslight you into spoiling her which may or may not be to your liking, but a winner Nature is the sluttier Nature
skip riko
>>540727042I love her witch outfit ngl
I've had it with Seiun Sky.
>>540735532>three star bed>three star nightam i retarded or is this nonsensicaldon't tell me im reading too far into porn either
what would dia think about her huge tongue?
>>540735538
don't the horse
Does the URA Finale distance you get have an effect on affinity?
DEPLOYIN A UMACUN
reminder that fuji kiseki's banner should have been today if they were following the schedule. the fact that it still hasnt been announced makes me think EOS announcement soon
>>540735872westerners are brown and dumb, this is the best its tranny jeet mind could do
But I don't wanna run the futanari stakes, I wanna run with the fillies.
>>540735590
>>540735998
>>540729352have there been new videos? i haven't seen any
>>540735885I already the horse
>>540729352JP oldfag hereRiko is nice to have if you already have your own Kita, she's a replacement for stamina cards for anything below long distances but nowhere near mandatory, and her R version is enough if fully uncapped but you'll be missing the gold skillRice is bait, you barely use power cards to begin with and using her instead of SC means you're gonna be behind on guts unless you waste summer camp
>>540736130hnf
>run starts off with amazing stats>fails to roll groundwork on either inspiration>run immediately falls off so i don't have to feel bad about the missed chanceThanks game, another 1500 carats to Cygames
>>540736150Funny enough my run was really like this
name her crimes
alright do i swap out one of the speed cards for a decent wit card, or is this good enough for an ace?
help
>>540732803>>540732362Probably not>tazuka shows up after the second summer and wastes 5 turns for concentrationDamn, nearly had it but this will do.Dont bring your Seijuns to the CM.
COFFEE THANK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK THE GOOD SEIUN
>>540736161
>I manage to win 5 out of 20 CM rooms always being 2nd at worstYes I'm done, I just want the A finals goods even if third place. Time to get to work with the 4th CM then.How much stamina for 2200 m anons? Will 900 + 1 gold suffice?
>that retention line
How is the CM still 2 weeks away...? I thought we were on an accel schedule
>>540736350>Full MLB kita/swep/king/helios>Uhh bwos :(( is this good enough??
>>540726818
>>540731051She’s just so far away…
cheer fuku? cheer fuku soon mr. cygames? cygames-san cheer fuku? master cygames, cheer fuku? I'm hearing and thinking cheer fuku?
>>540736607CM2 happened just this month. We're getting monthly CMs
>>540736525Keep counting.
I'm fucking sure the odds are weighted on guts
>>540736653Cheerleader Fuku will blind everyone with her eroticism
>>540726190>also you can skip nice nature wit SSR since we got the MLB SR for free
>>540736653cheer fuku? fuku midriff? fuku navel?
>>540736653By the will of Shiraoki-sama...
>>540736635I NEED to have sex with dober
>>540736653My wife Matikanefukukitaru...
>>540736525>>540736783I always land around 490.000 because I'm way too lazy to make TT umas, aces are funnier, but at some point I'm going to have to.... can't I just drop in the TT the aces and call it a day?
is there any point in running an ace front if you're not running 3x fronts? is front/late/end good enough or should i just do blocker/late/end
>>540736745Japan has monthly CMs though, no? There's 12 zodiac signs and the CMs are Zodiac signs. We should have a new CM every 3 weeks.
>>540736357PaceGOD will rape you just you wait
>>540736939Sure but it's gonna be kinda inconsistent, better to make skill spam intelligent horses so you get lots of points even if you lose
Out of curiosity anons, what is an uma that completely faded to obscurity as the game went on?Many if not most of the umas still get content be it appearing in events, cards art or whatever, just thinking recently of king halo's bikini or fuku cards too, but is there any uma so unpopular she practically vanished from the game?
>>540736939>can't I just drop in the TT the aces and call it a dayMy golshi from gemini has nearly 100% wr in TT, unless she gets boxed.
>>540736461i was aiming for 900 + 2 golds, but the options are not that good, since from what i' discussed with a friend the plan is to run late or frontrunners, and late don't have more than swinging maestro, while frontrunners will only have s maru
Fuku-chan is a silly billy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kouKXUYWZw>nyo
>>540737054A....what? I mean i do have hesitant pace for a reason.
>leo cup guide>I have 1 barely functioning uma for cancer
>>540733525SSR NatieManhattan CafeMejiro Dober
>watch guide>ching chong ping pong nip nong annyeonghaseyo seppuku desu ka
>>540737186I managed to get this one but when adding SC to the deck to get swinging maestro all other stats take a hit, so that's why I asked, I hope this is "ok enough" because every time stamina becomes a need my fun goes down the drain lol
Isn't aoharu coming out literally right after CM3? Why prep for CM4 already
What's the better choice: maxxing out the XX Corners ability for your Uma's running style, or just buying PoC?
>>540737447>wahhh, I have good friends and a caring trainer, woe is methe fuck is this bitch's problem
Giving Happy Meek my happy deek.
>>540737750PoC is more consistent for repositioning midrace while corners and straightaway can activate at bad times.
>>540737750For this CM? XX Corners
>>540737750single circle + curve
UUUWAAAHHHH I SAW TAISHIN HUGGING THE PLUSHIE HER TRAINER GOT FROM THE CLAW MACHINEEEEWAAHHHHH TAISHINN
>>540737716you don't get it bro I gotta play 10 hours a day farming aces to then complain the game is too demanding
>>540733328Oguri is asking to be mating pressed with that fucking thong in her racewear desu
>wake up>look at retention line>485kPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T REACH 486k I CANNOT GET HIGHER THAN THAT PLEASE I BEG OF YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA SAVE ME!
Newgod here. I saw daiwa's christmas outfit on a video, is it already out or will we have to wait for it?
>>540738013>Winning Ticket's massive boobers double peace sign.WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?
chat, are we still having fun with this game?
>>540737958Don't both abilities have the same consistency since their conditions are the same?
>>540738192Upgrade your support cards fag.
>>540738230no
>>540738192Bwo...
>>540737129shinko windytook 2 years to release, not relevant at all in pvp or as a parent, has little to no relevance to the larger cast, still doesn't have an alt or gacha SSR
>>540738230I only play 2-3 runs per day, so yes, I haven't burnt out like some of you have
>>540737343endGODS wtf...
>>540726190
>>540738272No. Professor of Curvature will always try to activate at a specific point on the same corner every time. While corners can happen on any corner.
>>540738278I want to save for the next KB banner but I also don't want to bust out my walletIs it over for me?
>uma career involves running any of the triple races as career goals>fucks up your training>and you get nothing even if you win the triple crownkinda fucked up
>>540738425a-at least we don't need spurt this time...
>>540738230i don't even play anymore, the only thing i care about nowadays is getting laid
>>540726190if i have mlb kita and lvl 45 creek, should i still pull for this or nah
>>540738505my wife and her sex toy
>>540737129Shinko Windy is the only one that faded completely into obscurity. there are other unpopular umas like Seeking the Pearl or Mejiro Bright but they still have alts and are part of groups, that wannabe dog has nothing
>>540736653>>540736810>>540736862>>540736863has /uma/ always been this orange?
>takarazuka kinen part of careerLET ME REST FOR SUMMER FUCK
>>540738681Rico and the fuckbuddy Director end up obsolete after the scenario,aka 4 months.
>>540737343Get an ad faggot
OYAKODON!
>>540737343niggas really making guides for CM4 when Aoharu should be releasing before it
>>5407377503 x .25 = .751.8 x .35 = .63
>>540738707they need a peer reviewed scientific study on how ponytail neicha is an order of magnitude more fuckable
>>540738905what ad tho
>>540738795I Matikant live without her anymore.
Did you know? She can juggle forever.
>>540738968during which banner did it release?
>>540727083I could tell you but you won't like the answer
>>540739174
>>540738869to this day this is the only good tierlist for globalfags I've seen, only error is friend cards not being fully uncapped reminder to not fall for the NTR/throne bait
>>540738795we love orange umas here
>>540737716>>540738149You are going to have all the cards that make aoharu "better" than URA anon?
>>540728171of course it's a ch*stnut
is Ines Fujin sexy?
>>540739302is the implication that her spirit or torenas spirit needs uplifting?
>>540738230yea i like the funny horses
>>540739260She can juggle my balls forever
>>540739186after int Natie and Eishin Flash. banner was Fuku alt for uma and Riko/Rice for supports
>>540725857Have any anons here gone to an actual horse race. There are some G2/3s near me in February/March I was thinking of going to see. Whats been your experience?
>>540739424let me think
>>540739484I assume is her spirit
>>540739260sex
>>540726240
>>540739653so who is elated then? because if she's elated she doesn't really need uplifting right
>>540739424She's just a cap
>>540739568might be releasing after Leo Cup
>>540739364let me explain to you newbromost of the powercreep in this game comes with the newest scenario by increasing the amount of stats and skill points you get by completing its gimmick, you could use the same deck you normally use and still end up with strongest umas simply by doing it instead of URA
>>540739958thanks anon, I understand better now
>>540738230yep i still enjoy the game even doing 5 runs a day
>>540739673
>>540739958>>540739364the stat cap is also higher so you'll want to be doing all your ace runs in the newest scenario
>>540739871The timeline is wrong anon, Check what the time between Taurus and Gemini was. It's still assuming they take place every month for some stupid reason even though there's only a 2 week gap.
>already made cm3 team>already made nearly perfect parent to borrowWhat else is there
>>540726141El is short for Elizabeth
>>540740186Get a life.
>>540740186TT
Damn Vodka, are you so gay for Scarlet that you'd rather throw every single G1 medium race just to be in second and lost by a nose? What, are you so fucking gay you'd rather sniff Daiwa's fat sweaty ass midrace and throw your entire career?Fuck ass gay horse
>>540740281Is there a youtube guide for this
>run 3 end closers>put pumping iron on all of them>one of them is guaranteed to be 6th placereverse A&S
>>540740140stat cap doesn't get broken until Grand Live but yeah doing the newest one is always the better option
>>540727172Neigh-sayers?
>>540739793She’s also elated, so if her spirit needs comforting, then continuing what she’s doing will eventually bring her mood back to its natural state, how it was before she acted on the trainer
>>540738795Yes.
>>540740417>9>8>7retardGOD...
>>540740493Rudolf leg lock mating press
>>540740182if it was going by the same timeframe as the Taurus->Gemini one Cancer would've already started
>>540740417>there are 3 worse End closers in the roomreverse Blockushin
>>540740635>4>5>6retardKAMI...
>>540726925Is this Oguri after her pregnancy
>>540740593
I'm tired and afflicted by night owl umadacchis
Alright, I'm done. Hopefully this is good enough to actually block shit.
>>540740947hwat the fuck
>>540740952According to my health journal my health has actually taken a nosedive since uma global release.
>>540740627No it wouldn't because the timeline is also wrong on when the cups start and end kek.Gemini ended on the 16th not the 13th.It's just completely off.
telling Hayahide her forehead is cute
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
Anything happening at Santa Anita for CinGray cour 2 debut?
Running that guts card was a mistake. Darn. Just 150 more power and I would have had a real contender. One more borrow for today, let's see how it goes
Riko has too much aura
>>540741159I was just comparing the start dates which are accurateAug 17th -> Sept 7th->Sept 28thwould mean that the Cancer cup starts today
>>540741506Tosho is NOT going to like that veggie career...
>>540741506the carrot farm is very far awayalso, onsen scenario? mixed bathing with trainee(s)?
>>540739570The racecourse in my area, would always invite local schools to go watch. One of the yearly fieldtrips would always be go to and watch the races. It wasn't a bad way to spend the day.
>>540741568
>>540741506nishKINO flower spotted
746 442 383 415I wanna launder shoes and do dailies with other mediocre anons onegaishimasu
>>540741776Wife
5 years old12 scenariosover 2 scenarios per year?so will global see next scenario in november?
>>540741358Hearing the multiple negative sound effect hurts me physically
>>540741693it was announced like 5 hours ago so no one knows what the gimmick is yet
>>540741506Can’t wait for onsen granny in the new scenario
>>540741506According to KR, Aoharu will be called The Unity Cup in english. Wonder what other scenarios will be called
>>540741506Are 2 scenarios per year realistic or will the schedule be a bit faster? I quit JP shortly after Mecha Umamusume was released, so I expect it should take 4,5 years for global to get back to where I left off.
>>540738968Leo is pre-Aoharu. URA has 4 CMs, Aoharu releases literally the day after Leo ends.
>>540741776I wish I had gotten her.
>>540741848it was 2 a year until UAF then it became 4 a year with food festival
>>540742048I hope they speed up the shitty ones, maybe just 4m of MANT if we cry and shit our pants enough.
>>540739570Looked up reviews for my local track.>The place by itself is nice and very well located. The food is good, the drinks are refreshing.>That's it with positive things.>The problem are many of the people inside. Arrogance and ignorance is written in many of the customers eyes, not only that - also the behavior. Perhaps it's the clientele which is taking part of such things. Who knows.>But the most important thing is here how they treat the horses. It's all about money. That's it. We were there on Monday, 10th of June. There was an very bad accident with the leading horse during the 3rd race. The legs of the horse broke during running. All of them! It was a very shocking scene for everyone.The horse was in panic. The jockey was going away, not caring about the horse. They carried it into a carriage and the show went on. Without a word. After 30 minutes we left the place. It was so much disgusting I cannot put this into words! As we figured out later - they killed the horse!>Poor horses! All of them. I don't want to know with how much medicine they are pushed to the maximum. Only that can happen like it did.>Never again..Shan't be supporting.
>tachyon just barges into the dorm while you're a sleep, she's just there?????
>>540742237oh damn so cygames actually started putting effort into umamusume?
>>540742039That one was alright if only we could've skipped the cooking/eating scenes. They're cute once or twice, but they should've gotten autoskipped for grinding.
>>540742282You did sign your rights away with her
You wouldn't want to invoke Shiraoki-sama's wrath, right Tōrena-san?
I tried to Princess carry Oguri and hurt my back
>>540741506I want to make love to Sugar Lights
>>540742282I don’t get how she even gets in. No cameras in the trainers’ rooms? no guards at the door? Is it really that easy for anyone to just walk in and out? same thing with Natie
*leaves*
>>540742184stop trying to make me like chiyonoi already love her
>>540742549*makes you stay*
>>540741587Official start date of Taurus was the 21st anon... Please for the love of god stop using the fucking timeline to get your dates you're getting fucked up.
>>540742048global was released at the end of june and Aoharu is gonna come out either at the beginning or middle of november, so it's gonna be around, so it'll be around 4 months and a half per scenario
What's the point of double circle affinity if my inspirations ignore every single fucking spark anyway.
>>540742282
>>540742658those were the registration datesleo is before aoharu shut the fuck up
>>540742549are you sure
>finished bingo card in 10 spinsBlessed. Time to pull.
>>540742402We should get uma musumes psychological helpI just read that Durandal canonically tried to threaten her trainer she'd publicly cause a scene then quit being a racer and become a nun if the trainer even does something as normal as training another uma musume
>>540742549
leo is tomorrow
are nimble navigator and go with the flow good on Teio?
Take your pick https://x.com/lyn49556/status/1972343130075849020?s=46
>>540742251US?
but how do I soundposthttps://files.catbox.moe/ghhu6q.webm
what's stopping kitahara from just dropping oguri and fucking belno until she's pregante
I lose like 6 g1s average on late surger parent runs
>>540742973>but how do I soundpostTo prevent spam, sound webms have been restricted to 4chan Gold Account holders.
post >yfw>no groundwork
>>540742326they put more effort into this game than all their other gachas lol
>>540743059Belno can win shit unlike Oguri, is like leaving a supermodel for a mcdonald's cashier
>>540742956there's no small tits + fat ass category so i abstain
>>540742282Which scene is this? I don't remember this
>>540743214
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa My sprinter Air Groove on my TT team has B SPRINT!! Make sure to periodically check your TT teams for configuration mistakes.
>>540742326It's the only game they put any effort in. If you think the drop in numbers for Global server was bad, see the drop for the new Shadowverse, that game's staff is full of retards
>>540742973finally, Teio's womb is mine
>>540743059Because I'm already fucking Belno
>>540742973
>>540742964anon... you want us to go on a date there? wow... i didn't think you'd be so f-forward
I'M GONNA DO IT
cry
>>540743486king halo cheering squad uniform? what is it called, osu or something
>>540734891Ryan also looks funny if you get a well-rested event on x2 speed
>>540742973Step one : get 4chan sounds player https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerStep two : after setting it up, head over to the tools menu on the player (located on the upper right corner)Step three : select your image/sound, use catbox as hose and click create (images have 4 mb limit and 2minute length limit)Step four : click post, your soundpost should be attached to your post, if not you dun goofed
This is now my 9th King Halo.
>>540743710I still make mine by editing the filename by hand.
>>540742535The rules are bullshit anyway, they are probably aware of uma musumes breaking into the trainer dorms but they only stop them if the uma breaks into trainer room that isn't their trainer which is less likely to happen>agnes tachyon has entered the facility, let's see here, ah, her trainer's room nevermind that then, let's move along
>>540743710I had no clue there was a menu because it clips underneath the player. That makes life so much easier.
>>540742973pervert frame
>>540742549*slams my hand into the wall trapping you there* heh, where do yuou think your going, pony-chan? *leans in so close our lips almost touch*
>>540743641plenty of time to save
>>540743939I wouldn’t be surprised if they even gave them a spare key, just so they don’t break the door down
>>540743975MARVELOUS
>>540743939>uma musumesMoooom I TOLD you the plural is _uma MUSUME_.
Josh, iqujooooooo~!*loses to nutter brain*
>>540744220umamusumetachi
I want to use Agnes Tachyon in my CM team but I don't want to be called a redditor.
>>540744232my name is not josh
>>540743468Shadowverse is a weird thingIt had the first game, then anime, the anime game, real card game and now sequelIs it even a success tho?
>>540744412>caring what other people sayI thought you have to be over 18 to post here...
>>540743497very funny but seriously, if you follow horse racing outside of Japan, the first country that comes to mind where something like this would happen is most likely US
>>540744412Maruzensky is the real redditor uma because they're all terrified of being called diddy ahh gooners so they stick to the hags
>>540744412Tachy would be perfect for you lil redditor
>>540744532>I thought you have to be over 18 to post here...I thought we were all little girls...? Just me?
>>540744412It's only reddit if you 3* her
>supposed 1 in 40 chances of night owl from rest>it's happened to me every run today
having 3* Tachyon before legend race is peak reddit
>>540744705definitely feels like the game runs on seeds. Average rates are correct, but certain runs have better chances of certain things happening
I have my club recruitment ad setup. Now I just have to wait until the 1st and hope there are casuals left floating around in this general
>>540744656pls don't reply to me again I don't want to be on that list again
Is Nimble Navigator good?
puppy chan
>>540744670I'm safe then.
Would you let your wife have a girlfriend?
>>540744906needs correction
>>540738230I weirdly like the thrill of trainer games and the girls are cute
>>540744897>unbrocks u and also gives accel>in late race>relatively cheapyea
>>540745142No. My wife is mine and mine alone.
>>540745142Long as I can fuck her too.
>>540744897Nnyes.
>>540744897I tried it in practice runs for cancer and it only procced 2 out of 15 runs. And neither were good activations.
>>540745142You already posted my wife and her boytoy that we phyisically and emotionally abuse for fun, so no need to even ask.
Why do people keep saying Chiyo is a dog?
smart falcon seems like a jealous girl
>>540745641cause she keeps acting like a dog
>>540745660shes just a cute umadol
>>540741506When are we getting new career stories?
>>540745641She's styled after a dog. Doggy style, if you will.
post something cute
>>540745881
>>540745660I think if any of the umas were revealed to be a serial killer, it would be Smart Falcon.
>>540745836every uma release?
First hint from the GolShi card? GroundworkSecond hint from the GolShi card? Straightaway SpurtI think the card is secretly good.
>finally got enough greens for groundwork>couldnt break 1000 statsFUUUUUUUUUCK BWOS I'M SO TIRED OF GRINDING SEIUN SKY
D-Dia-chan...
>>540744209that's Inari One
>Oguri cures herself of her slow metabolism a turn after gaining itshe's too powerful
>>540746089is she in fornite?
>>540745980I meant like scenarios. Besides the URA Final
>>540746051i might be as dumb as chiyo because i don't get it eithet
Smart Falcon went 9/10 in the practice rooms over on /v/, and it looks like she's starting to dominate public rooms too. Has she been just as dominant over here?
>>540746250no date announced yet but sometime mid november probably
I want Kitasan Black to rape meSatono Diamond can watch from the cuck chair
Groundwork with base 900 power is comparable to raw 1260 powerstop focusing on that and just highroll your training + S turf bwo
Tamamo Cross is my cute little baby daughter.
>>540738869>powercreep kita AND creek in the span of 2 months2027 will be the death of f2ps
>>540746456They will take turns draining you and you will like it.
>>540746520mine too
>>540733994Groundwork gambeling on focus and lonewolf o7
my cm teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>>540746728you'd be swimming in carats by then
>>540746418ya
>>540739260she's the perfect size to manhandle
>>540746261since she's a dog
>>540746229its a character card for one of those custom 3D eroge, someone apparently made Dia-chan and probably other Umas and i need them
>>540744465Toreina Josh..
>training late parent>run complete>3 star stamina 3 star medium 2 star ura finale>cm4 parent let's gooooooo>missed PTO spark>missed THH spark>missed slipstream spark>slick surge spark only 1 starthis game has conditioned me to always be disappointed.
>>540747256name? is not koikatsu right?
>>540746867early lead can proc groundwork too, still it's quite the gamble
>>540747256Artificial Academy 2... was weaker than the first.
>>540746997erm but my funds for maru/tachyon/ramonu/gentildonna though....
>>540728282playing without native mlb kita is playing a different game than playing with native mlb kita. It's outrageous what kind of power spike it is. I could have gotten 1200/1000/1000 in Gemini if I had it, most likely. Fuckin' a.
PLAYTIME'S OVER!
Buono finally got an alt! And that Fuji SSR looks cool!
>Get the aptitudes I wanted>Get dog shit luck the whole run
>>540747481at our current jims rate you'd have enough to get all of them 3 times over (2 months sparks) when 2027 comes
>>540746073>medium SBwo... you're supposed to have summer maru for that...
>>540747463>>540747348bakas...Illusion released a new one on Friday
>>540746728speed/stamina card powercreep is whateverbut how many Wit cards can you shove into 1 deck?that feels like the worst investment
I love my wife Mejiro McQueen so much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540747716She was the oldest release ingame uma without a alt no? It was about time
>>540736350EXPLODE
>>540747716cute maaberasu
I think its fucked how far we are behind the game in regards to umas. They should release them all NOW
>>540747746this is a bad parent run not a bad ace run....what the hell happened...
>>540747898what the hell man what did i do to you
>>540747770I have like 8* mile parent and still wont trigger mile S (seiun is base mile C)
>>540747782I thought that company was dead, anyway I have too many umamusume cards on koikatsu to jump to other game
>>540747791that plapping speed is very unrealistict. filthy sexhaver
wtf this gigantor doesn't even fit in the screen
>>540747716I don't get what the theme is, reminds me of the Helios event.
I quite like SR doberat ssr she's a nice roamer with 15% training effectiveness
>>540748064I can't wait to have her
for me, it's uma's diamond shaped navel
>>540748064180cm tall
>>540731051I am going to be waiting for a long time....
>>540738230I'm starting to feel like I'm doing worse each runDon't remember the last time I had an uma hit stat capHell, been losing in TT left and right, getting a win once in a blue moonCan still retain class 6, but at this rate, doesn't seem like that'll be the case for longAnd don't even get my started on the upcoming CM troubles
>>540748151>I quite like SR dober>at ssr she's
>>540744906bark barkarf arfWooof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKvZlnakYgU
>>540748365aiiie I meant mlb
>>540748057you're probably fat and lack staminathat speed is pretty realistic
>>540738230Kind of. My front runner ace prep is mediocre, my end closer prep can't get spurt + good stats, and my late surger prep can't get good stam. But I've just got mlb agnes, cafe, and yaeno, so it could be worse!
>>540744803I think there's also legitimate hot periods where runs can be amazing for a short period of time >on a godlike run the other day >turf S, mile S, 800/800 speed/power going into senior year spring >have to stop because work >come back hours later >zero rainbows until shitty pity singles during finals>speed supports glued to guts and wit>two night owls>also had to use two clocks in finals because late gamblerIf you ever get a good run always try to finish it ASAP
>>540748457Your 3* cards??
>>540747716>removes oversized puffy twin tails from Marvelous and Bono>both of them immediately look ten times betterBravo Cygames.
>>540748064>Cute tall girl with huge tits>her costume AND her new scenario costume from JP nerf her tits massively>the wedding dress that shows off her tits is limited to the card artSo painful...
>>540747961I failed a training and was forced to do ura finale in a bad mood for 2 of the races because of infirmary and recreation. And I kept losing low reputation races for absolutely no reason. The shitty 3k 4k fan races. There was several instances where she would hit her ult and then go nowhere because she was running into the backside of the person in front of her. Ground work wouldn't drop from the inspiration and neither would any navigation skills.
>>540748582you'll get there, don't give up!
>>540748451bless the designer that made the wedding alts all pitsluts.
>>540738469I think it's better to give up on mlb kita unless you want to spend irl $$, anon
>>540748702wedding dresses in general are like that...
>>540748529women don't like when you plap that fast I thinkthey like power instead of speed
>>540748702you lied...
>>540748615only the rules of society protect you right nowyou fucking scum
>>540748802who cares what they like?
>>540748859That is a CHILD.
>>540748764it's there you just need a good angle>>540748764that's true but the uma flash them around as dangerous weapons
>>540748626this is why I won't pull for her new outfit or Marvelous, I don't approve the nerfed in her outfits
guys i havent kept up, is summer maru the next meta must pull or be bricked banner?
>Fail a 5% and a 3% training>Night Owl>Turf S on inspiration (2nd time in 40 runs)Of fucking course>Night Owl again>Awful rainbow luck>Mile S (5th time in 40 runs)fuck this game.
>>540749052yeswit nature after that
>>540748902you're not a rapist are you anon?
AIIIEEEEEEE
>>540744565Obsessionbwo you can literally google the text and see where it's from and it's not the US.
>>540748802In this case it's unironically Stamina > Wit > Guts > Power > Speed
>>540749052still deciding on wether to pull for s.maru or just save for riko/rice
>>540749120>Fails a 13% 4 rainbows at the end for good measureFUCK, this could have salvaged it.
>>540749153everyone's a rapist nowadays with feminism
>>540749201I love juvenile filies myself but this race is as fickle as Asahi and the hopeless stakes.
>>540749246fire writing anon
>>540748529i'm barely 150lbs and i work out 4 times a weekshe's getting plapped at >5 per second at the end there which is pointless because your dick would probably be moving less than a cm each time. trust me if you have an average of above sized penis you're better off with 3 plaps per second or under, that way you get a bigger range of motion and can put more force into ittrust me on this one
Would you have sex with Tokai Teio?
>>540749052Actually EoS is next week
>>540747996anons get touchy when you flash around mlb decks, anonpoorfags gonna seethe, after all
>>540749457only if her mom begged me to take her annoying ADHD daughter's virginity in exchange for sweaty milf sex
>>540749457Yes, but only if it's not consensual.
>>540749457I will never have sex in my life.
>>540749457This seems like a pretty silly question.
>>540749201this is my favorite race, but I worry about getting put on a list or something
>>540749628gonna sex you to prove you wrong
>>540749457Why?
Guys, something's wrong with my Agnes tachyon
When do we get a new concert?
>>540748934why would THEY give her a wedding alt thenIMPLYING i am MARRYING a CHILD?
>>540748934Not once I'm done with her.
>>540749628Stop being pathetic or I'll have sex with you.
>>540749802because daughterwives are the best wivesduh
>>540749830>nigger speak>nonsensical zoomer "humor"
Do I feel lucky?
>>540749696>>540749941Gay sex is not real sex. Just sodomy. Sex is only penis in vagina.
>>540749147>>540749289dankeschon, i still havent done any uma pulls and i finally got 30k carots so im ready to spark
>>540750117I'll put my penis in your boyvagina anon
>>540749802game tradition at this point, every other year the under 145cm uma consummate the marriage.
meh
>>540749628I'm an ugly, fat ginger and I've gotten laid a few times. Gotta be out in the world for it to happen.
>>540750070Easiest click of my life when I see that.
>>540750318Fuck you.
>get a run with two smart falcon gold inspirations>neither of them give groundworkFUCK
>>540750368DAI KICHI
>take a break from trying to get cm ace to just farm event points more efficiently>the game finally gives me turf S >my umas stats suck
I'm still on Parent 2 grind for my Seiun parent...
>>540750453
>>540750004sit down unc before u get dizzy
>>540750617what are you trying to get for her?you don't really have time to be very picky
God I hope people bring Blockushins so my Late Surgers can easily maintain 6th place and shoot to the front.
>>540750617the grandparent mines are a special prison of our own making.
>There's six different people in my CM9 Scrim room because everyone brought just one Uma
>>540749619Threesome with Kitasan and Teio
im gonna SCRIM
>>540750746Speed/Stamina/Power 2/3 spark, Mile/Turf/Front 1-3, buncha greens skill hints, Groundworks 2/3 with 1-3 URA Finale.
you will never see what's under tazuna's hat
This uma is tiny.
>>540751228she is fun sized
>>540751228she has grown to 3kb
>>540751225Took her hat off while she was napping. What now?
>>540751347>I am 2 kilobytes >3 kb file
>bring shooting for victory on my end closer on a whim>it actually activates more often than expectedWouldn't actively recommend it but it's neat when it happens
>>540751319I'd have fun with her.
HELIOS WHERE ARE MY MILE CORNERS
>>540751650Weiiii, Stamina to Spare dess :^)
>>540751390What awful bedhead
>Pretty good run, just need a few more rainbows>Senior October>Mood down>Mood down, slacker>Infirmary at near-full energy>Free energy event procs (wasted)>Another mood down (now bad)I am going to fucking light myself on fire on the front steps of Cygames HQ
Just lost to a Front Air Groove with Dazzling Disorientation (Pace) as her debuff, ask me anything.
>>540751650Weiiiii, sneed eater dess :^)
>>540752002Did you have a boner
>>540752108No that's gross!
Hey dachis, our second divegrass friendly against /@/ starts nyow. Get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>540752160surely THIS one
>notice I don't have a max speed urara>decide to do a 3 speed 3 wit career for whatever reason>speed cards are in guts>wit ones in power>jobs every possible raceit's going so bad it's rather funny, the first debut race (out of 3) everyone except one uma was late surger, so she just didn't feel like accelerating at the end and the mob front won by a distance
>>540751598Pics like these are unironically turning me into a pdf. Stop posting them
>>540751925kek
can you upload other people's supports to uma moe?
>>540751989And of fucking course I end up just 1-2 good trainings from reaching my desired stats.
>>540751925The ass hair line kills me everitim
>>540752260>pdfyntgb
>>540751228A tiny semen demon.
>>540752268I think you can
Are these cards good enough to start training Seiun Sky? Also, what parents does she need?
>>540752498I can take it.
I hate this useless shit called vodka. This bitch has failed every 2-4% training. Idk if cyjews coded this bitch to be extra shit because every f2p was building her.
>>540752028I wish she'd give Speed Eater, mine only gives Ramp Up Sympathy and stat buffs
>>540752552
>>540741623her name's Sweep, Tosho is the crown name
>>540752590translate it orangaboos.
>first training in the career with a chance to fail (6%)>fails>first rest of the career>sleep deprived night owl>debut race>2nd place>30 energy food event right after>slow metabolismCongratulations you won an action packed trip to the glue factory.
>>540752552Torana issue.
>>540752501how does it even verify it? my friends are on it but they didn't upload their trainer id but I'm notI guess my McQueen is too shit for someone to upload me...
>>540752632I wanna sweep my dick in her tosho if you catch my drift
Anus Fujin
Please invite me to a club.
>>540752670google got your back
>>540744803>definitely feels like the game runs on seedsWith shit like this, it certainly feels that way.
>>540752510I'd swap Eishin Flash for a Sweep Tosho if you have her at a decent level but other than that looks good, maybe borrow Vodka SSR instead of Oguri just because Oguri's skills are more Late Surger focusedFor parents get enough Mile sparks to put her at A rank then all the Stamina and Groundwork you can get, El Condor Pasa's the best choice for her unique
i'm going to skip riko and if it ends up being as important as the shills are saying i'll just quit the game instead of struggling for 4 months. easy.
>>540752552sounds like a luck issue, toreina.Ever tried buying lucky items to boost it?
This is it. 2 borrows runs out, bases loaded. All set to hit a home run.
>>540752552What you get for not picking the number one uma
my tosho? swept
>>540752545Are you sure ?
>>540736407what's the lore behind this image
>>540752989Woe, curse of 5% training failure be upon ye
>>540752896782148104029
>My Taishin has the perfect angle to go on the outside, hit her accels and shoot to victory>Final corner she decides she wants to run on the INSIDE CORNER>Gets blocked by my opponents dying front runners
>>540752552Stay number 2.
>>540752896Wait until the 1st bwo, that's when people start recruiting. And you won't get gibs for this month if you join a club now anyway
>>540753057I need her so bad it's not even funny any more
>>540753057Yeah, what kind of trainer would I be, if I couldnt?
>>540753057AIEEEEEE
>>540752957Thank you.
>>540752739>>>540752552either a bot stuck at the recomended trainers list or a team of extra autistic people adding every trainer they see. could also be a program running ramdom 12 digit numbers trying to find trainers, which would explain the site having so many unupdated results
>>540753110I counter with early Practice Pretty
>>540753027about to eat her vaggie
>>540749161argentina?
>>540753057I can't
>>540752160GOOOOOOOOAL
cute retard goal!
>>540752906I wanted a real translation...
>>540752160GANBARE UMAMUSUME
>>540753057I couldn't take it
nyo...
>>540752160
Just rolled Cleric Grass Wonder. Is there a niche that she fits in?
>>540753536take the partner run PUSSY
>>540753171I wish i could hug her so i could feel her massive tits on my chest
>>540753491link?
>>540752969OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RIKO AND RICE SHOWER. NOBODY CARES IF YOURE SKIPPING OR NOT. DO YOU JUST ANNOUNCE EVERY BANNER YOURE SKIPPING?
My wife got 3 aggressive forms of night owl that would proc every turn and two of them required 3 infirmary trips to cure.
>>540753359https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=%22The+place+by+itself+is+nice+and+very+well+located.%22
>>540753603watching this>>540752160
>>540753603HE COMES TO TOWN
>>540753491Based
>>540753601I HATE WHEN THEY FORGET HER FANG
>>540753567she has a ton of recovery skills so she has a niche use for extremely long races
>>540753057It's over
>>540753571that's what I did, then I did a normal training and got a Well Rested right after
>>540753725If Durandal is a Dog and Calstone Light is a cat then what's Believe?
>>540747746>>540747961>>540748647>Better luck run>None of the stuff I want drops
>sloptubers and their viewers are now raiding 4chan and sewing uncertainty about Riko/Rice to direct more people to their videosI am catching onto you
>>540753872This may be hard to believe but she is in fact an ________uma
>>540753092play Falco's career and you will understand
>>540753918good luck anon...you can do it!
>>540754026That doesn't make sense.
>>540754026Meds
>>540753953so are you rolling on riko or not
>>540753918>Late Surger Savvy>Angling and SchemingOnly one of these will proc
>>540753953>sewing
>>540752160wait is there someone actually playing here or is it just all AI controlled
>>540754213Shan't
>>540753567When they later add outift swap you can put it on base grass wonder and have her look silly while she runs
Neicha was puttin in the work.
>tfw toreina teaches you a magic trick instead
>>540754295theres coaches on each team that give presets for team formation/strategy to the guy running the games and times to stop to do substhats about it
why do all these girls keep talking about nippon itchy? scratch it then, dumbass
>>540754395>>540754395>>540754395
>>540754295subs and strategy are made by humans according to team managers. gameplay is ai-controlled
>>540754320motherfucker
>>540753643Stop fucking her every single night you bastard you're not letting her sleep at all!
What's her problem ?
>>540753567pisces cup is her time
Smells like a cheeky 90+er is coming up.
>>540754360your vaggie will now make my dick disappear
>>540754232ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that I wanted dropped and I just started picking shit that would get me through the career.
>>540754478Too lovable
>MLB taishin only shows up 4 times to speedI hate this fucking gremlin
>>540754541Well, not a 90+ goal, but it had to happen after >we couldn't score a single goal out of 10 opportunities.Ulala, why...
I did literally zero prep for the taurus cup and I still won B group finals people are RETARDED
>>540731051this bookworm
>>540753567she's not good or bad just kinda ok
>>540732995There's no R rateup on the simulator right now.
>>540753682?The phrase "The place by itself is nice and very well located" is a concise, positive statement indicating that a property or location possesses appealing inherent qualities ("nice") and benefits from an advantageous geographical position ("very well located"). A good location is crucial for property value because it is a fixed, unchangeable aspect, unlike the structure itself, which can be renovated. We're living in a dark age of internet search.
