NA VOD: https://www.youtube.com/live/cNJQiTl86vYEU VOD: https://www.youtube.com/live/M1NvyqOTgQc>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, vatar Belial, Anila, Nier>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous bread:: >>540693126
I luv 2B.
and her gock
why yes, i do main vas, how did you know?
>>540791312where the shit do you people even find these videos...
>>540791406Holding Nier's head under the water until she stops struggling
>>540791521
How are we feeling tonight, #NierArmy?
>>540791521then giving her cpr
>>540792226shiddy
Posting Bea porn to lower anon's IQ https://nhentai.net/g/251607/
>>540792226suicidal
i luv sheep
Me too
>>540793217criminal
>>540792559the ghost is so cute
Make your move
>>540791593desuwa
>>540794210
>>540794305owyou got me, okay, yeah that was a pretty good move yeah okay, bye.
>>540794210I DP at it but its horizontal range is shit and it whiffs
>>540794210I jump and get nothing from it because my character can't punish the grab
>>540794305HAAAAAAA
>>540794210I delay tech. Not sure why but that's been ingrained in me and there's no turning back now.
>>540794818>I delay tech....does that work?
>>540794948You can't tech command grabs, so no
>>540795559you can with other command grabs
>>540795790which command grabs are you teching manI'm gonna tell you right now it's none of them
>>540795790Even divegrabs?
>>540795790god I wish
>>540795842i teched your mom last night
>>540795842all of them, with my command grab, because I can tech command grabs with other command grabs
Ok, help me out here.Which one is Vicky, Cookie or Lucky?I played this character from D to Master and I don't even know how to tell them apart. I feel like a fraud.
>>540796450Why are they so fat? Why do women always overfeed their pets?
>>540795913you literally can
>>540797117not with my character
Meet your season 3 guest
Meet me
>>540799154meet your REAL season 3 guest
no fuckin guest characters ever againone is bad enough
>>540800163can we replace 2b instead
>>540800163Next guest is Eve from Stellar Blade
>>540800440Yes.
>>540800440sure, kill that bitch and put pecorine in the game
>>540800547Watch her get a 2B skin for her BP!I will fucking torch FKHR's home
>>540800838What if it's just the post-SD look?
>>540801527What if I shove my cock in your ear?How about no more crossover bullshit?
>>540799638i wonder what this guy's up to these days
>>540800547>Also has whiff cancel gatlings>Also uses an alternative cooldown system>Also double jumps
Deep fried horse pussy
>>540802979Me and my wife Eel Nier
>>540803080why are you gay
Fags go to hell
>>540803278I've been too lonely for too long
>>540803080>>540803395we know, delirium
>>540800547>2 separate gauges used for 2 separate sets of specials and she needs to hit the opponent or perfect parry to fill them>can place a mine or throw impact grenades>drone with shotgun / explosive round modesher kit would be cool but too sovlful for this game.
Hell isn't real.
>>540803080Leave my Niiagas alone.
I'm joining a little online tournament tonight and there's a nier there whos way better than me and kicks my ass. What's the anti Nier tech?Theres a scary Vas player as well.We're all noobs so it doesn't have be super high level stuff.
>>540804920>What's the anti Nier tech?bc when death is being used and she has dumped her stocks. use the fucking guard button.
>>540805035just jab after blocking anything from death to kill it, if it's noobs they aren't going to adapt or start trying to frame trap with death to catch for doing that, but even then that's such a terrible position for nier anyways to have to start doing that
>>540803080I think your wife might be dead bro
>>540805671meant for >>540804920
>>540805732What happened?
I can't wait to play granblue fantasy versus rising in 12 hours.
Dear /gbvsg/,Today I got accused of astroturfing hate against Cagliostro
>>540791415
>>540810962how
>>540811204a healthy dose of ''CAGGOTS TONGUE MY ANUS'' every now and then made one of our beloved caggers think all cag hateposts in this thread are mineand he's right, this general is just a delusion my mind cooked up, none of you actually exist
>>540809767wobble wobble
>>540809767I can't wait to play after the ranked season is over
>>540809767what's the evolutionary advantage of having multiple heads
>>540811457thats what happens when you arent mice
>>540813004i am mice, but caggots need correction
>>540813196
>i am mice, but caggots need correction
>>540794210>>540794724wubbly is getting too powerful
>>540817970me trying to lab matchups
>>540817970I can't read that, but can she?
buff bikki
Meet your season 3 Knight
>>540819948He looks cool.What am I supposed to be mad about?
>>540820125He is friend of Dragon Knights
>>540821018They didn't even think about having anyone wearing a leotard or at least a one piece swimsuit
>>540821018DANUA
>>540821018
>>540821687At this point in time no other angels joined their crew yet
>>540824537Yeah, but allegedly they were trying everything they could think of.
>Capcom dropping their games from win10 like sack of potatosI don't own any beside a few MH but that suck for those who do.
>>540829019theres barely any difference from w10 to w11, still spyware shit
>>540829019only retarded autists refuse to update to windows 11 if they're already okay with 10
>>540826979It was Yuel's plan after all. Not a lot of thinking going on up in there.
>>540829185I'm still on 10, when Microsoft started to put pressure to switch to 11 a few of my friend did and their drives got immediately vaporized. I dunno man I'm not touching it, not with the current hardware market.
>>540829019>>540829424I'm scared bros...My previous PC made it through the switch from Windows 7 to 10. After the update, that's when it started to develop all manners of issues.
>>540829185Half of steam users are still on W10 bro, it's not an "autistic minority", it's half the whole userbase.
>>54082942411 in its first two years was a nightmare, nonstop problems. Buuuuut it's "good" now. That is to say tools like the Chris Titus utility have had years to get fleshed out so you can strip all of the Windows bullshit with a couple clicks.11 is at the point where it's no longer any worse than 10. You can tweak and debloat both of them equally.
>>540830964No, I don't think I will, if push come to shoves and I'm "forced" to switch OS, I'll get on Linux. Honestly I'm quite done with MS's stuff, and looking back on it I'm amazed it took this long, if nothing else, I was a fool.
>>540830964Wasn't there a Win 11 update that killed SSDs a couple of months ago?
>>540831205Turns out that the KB5063878 update wasn't the cause on its own. Rather, that update combined with people using a beta firmware for the Phison SSD Controller caused the issue. Update the Phison firmware and the problem is solved.
>>540830463because there's been no reason to upgrade, but refusing to when win10 is goes eos is retarded
>>540831826I don't think it is, though I perfectly understand where you're coming from, it's not the first time masses of people refuse to upgrade to the next iteration of Windows, and it's very simple as why they don't: if shit works, then it works.You can imagine a million argument as why this is retarded, and just as many as why this is understandable, but it doesn't matter because all it is in the end is just people not wanting to switch off something that still function just fine for them.
>>540831938the point is that shit will stop working and w11 isn't meaningfully worse or better in the majority of cases. there is no reason to resist upgrading that isn't retarded, like saying that w11 is "spyware" when w10 is the exact same shit
Win 10 LTSC bros, we still got 10 years. We're gonna make it.
>>540832314I know anon, I'm just telling you that, as it stand:>Win10, while fucking bullshit, do work for the majority of its users, making people feels comfortable and secure with it>Win11 absolutely horrendous start already gave it a reputation that is similar to that of the black plague, making people instinctly avoid any and all thing about itIt's not difficult to put these two together. Even my mother, who's can barely make the difference between a flip phone and a printer, have heard of Windows 11's bullshit, when her work laptop died and asked me to look for a replacement she specifically told me to avoid 11. That's how retarded shit got, and this may just be my personal opinion but if someone like my mother of all people is aware of 11's disastrous birth, then I think it quite earned said reputation, I just can't blindly blame anyone for not wanting to deal with it.
>>540832980>>540831938Im also a schizo who cares about privacy etc.I was forced to upgrade W11 much early on since I do remote work, honestly nothing changedI was more scared about retarded bloatware (like one time they were pushing ads in the fucking EXPLORER) annoying me but it's easy to remove for now and its pretty much the same as W10performance wise my PC is the same too
>>54083315211 explorer as a whole has been quite a bit of a fucking catastrophe.
doesn’t this game run on proton?
>>540834934yes, near perfect performance
>>540834934>>540835458doesn’t running it through a translator or whatever proton is induce input latency?
>>540818263I hope they don't.I play her with my friends and I don't want to hear any whining about how she's suddenly busted now.In fact, I hope they nerf her. I've been beating them a bit too hard lately.
>>540836969>I play her with my friends and I don't want to hear any whining about how she's suddenly busted now.get better friends
>friends
>>540818263>more broken zonersHow about we nerf Ferry and Metera to Bikki's level?
>>540837012Friends are hard to come by as it is, I'm not about to discard them over the most casual fighting game in the market.
>>540837479we need broken zoners to contain the gimmick enablersnerf zoners and vaseraga is tier SSSthis is the reason why overbuffing everyone is retarded, you end up in this situation
>>540837012He is lucky to have friends that he can play fighting games with.
i'll be your fren :)
>>540837510>>540837634I have a friend but I refuse to play fighting games with:>play with him>he plays like a faggot retard>"HURRRRR YOUR CHARACTER IS BROKEN. HURRRRR YOUR CHARACTER IS OP. HURRRRR THAT'S SO CHEAP. HURRR-"I always GLADLY beat the shit out of him and make him ragequit every single fighting game he tries with me to be sure I will never have to deal with this side of him, absolutely abhorrent
>>540831095>I'll get on Linux.Based. It's like being on Windows back in the good ol' days except better.
>>540835769Not that I've noticed.
Smokebomb should last twice as long to enable more funny interactions.
>>540838189Just give a bunch of beans to neechang.
>>540838189if they're gonna buff Vikki I do hope it's something like this.If you don't have a fireball of your own that matchup actually kind of sucks.
>>540835769Older versions of Proton did, but allegedly one of Proton 10's primary benefits is having reduced the input lag to be on par with Windows.
>>540835769>>540838129>>540838724Actually on second thought anytime I fail a reaction check it's because of Proton I've just now decided.
>>540812083sucking multiple cocks at once
>>540840023... Nice...
>>540833772this is my problem. 10 was even worse than i thought it was going to be from 7. and having used 11 at work i know its a fucking shit upgrade from userspace. they need to flay everyone involved in the new interface decisions alive.
>L for LowOkay good>H for...middle?>M for...HIGH?!?!?!?!Why did Cygames do this?
>>540838724I've been using Proton 9 all this time. I think I should try 10.
>>540841150The technical input uses H so they probably wanted that one to be the one that goes straight.
>>540811160booba
>>540841150it's just like Mist FinerI swear they genuinely do dumb unintuitive shit on purpose just for the sake of making le game le difficult
>>540841150It's like Elphelt's rekka. Overhead is on the bottom button and the low being on the top one.If you get confused about what version will come out, your opponent literally can't read you.
>>540811160sometimes i just see body shapes and dont know how they came to be.
>>540845320if you're poor you can't afford to eat food that isn't designed to make you a fat mass of health problems
>>540845416You could eat...less...?
>>540845767Hey bro that's racist you can't treat our American friends like that
>>540845767yeah but poor people are also depressed sacks of shit and can't afford other means of dopamine
>>540845416"people" that look like that only ever drink shit like soft drinks, you really can't blame that on being poor.
>>540845320From the thumbnail I thought cow had a shlong
Child slaves across Equador work hard to bring you thirty cent bananas and you pretend you can only afford cakes and cupcakes
>>540844110>"DUDE, IT'S LIKE MIST FINER"I am sick of people comparing shit to mist finer when they all lack the most important part of the movethe cancel
>>540846091The state of the food industry and people taking it for granted is something that genuinely disgust me.
>>540846294ok but the little bacon strip arteries on the dog is really cute and clever
>>540846440Repent
>>540846541Nyo.
>>540846607
>>540846091The Equator isn't a country Vira, it's a line
>>540846294The fact that they completely skimp on the cheese is funny for some reason.
>>540846838
So what actually beats Eustace's balls on round start?
>>540847276Nothing
>>540847276Flash Vajra at him
>>540846276>the cancelSavage Rampage is like Mist FinerOrbital Resonance is like Mist Fineruuuuuuuh Light Wall is like Mist Finer
>>540846294What's the point of those 10 story tall burgers? Just order pasta and steak if you're gonna have to disassemble it anyway.
>>540848669Beats me, I never understood the concept of burger towers, feel like it defeat the whole point of a burger.
What the hell is Mist Finer?
>>540848904It's when Jeeta pee while dong coptering
>>540846294You also get paddled by the nurse waitress if you don't finish your meal
>>540847647He's gay so she should flash me instead.
>>540846081i cant unsee it now. cows meaty...
>>540849071>ywn spank a fat slab of grease while dressed up in a cheapo nurse cosplay and be paid for itwhy even live
>>540848669The point is the shock valueThe owner of that place was a fitness instructor who literally opened it to kill fat people and make money because he was sick of his clients cheating on their dietsHonestly pretty based
>>540846294this place sucked btw granblue fantasy versus blood pressure rising.
>>540849570>this place suckedI mean, I dunno what else you'd expect from a joint like that
this your new character?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8-Uw_sypMs
>>540847276Round Start Homosexuality
>>540850394Should have been Poppy
>>540847276Nothing.He's just plus on roundstart because fuck you.
>>540850394I might play this game if they ever put in that cat that rewards you for being AFK.
>>540850394It’s shit
>>540849714a decent burger but it was just overpriced and disappointing. it wasn't my decision to go anyway. >>540850667how many characters can reliably beat slowkill on start?
>>540850394>all those memes and filtersmade me actually cringe
>>540850394they said they wanna target casuals and add trash like this lmao
>>540851053>overpricedThey have to fund their "350lb+ customers eat for free" campaign somehow.Gotta appreciate their owner's determination to kill fatties
>>540850394Man everythings look like it just no mass at all in this game.
Be mice to fat people
>>540851602That's by design, it has to be like that in order to be a tag game. Genuinely the defense used by Tencentdrones whenever you point out any of the myriad flaws with the game.
>>540851762I mean, I never played a tag game so I'd take their words for it, but it still look awful to me. I mean, it's a fighting game, I expect things to have some gusto.
>>540850667AH HELL
Blue nade counterplay?
>>540851892League, the isometric point and click game, has more snappy, satisfying animations than anything in 2ko
>>540850394They did the laser eye memeAnd added fake Twitch chatAnd I think tried to do an Evo 37 reference
>>540852274hit him before he throws it outhope that helps
Character with twitch chat supers and the like:Julia from Tekken 7Neco arcthat teemo thingwe NEED one for rising, bros
Meg?
>>540850394SMASH 6 LOOKS LIKE THAT?
>>540853186Boring
>>540853156rat hello?
>>540853156we desperately do not need that in the exact same way we desperately do not need idol shit or crossover shit
LET ME FEEL THE POWEEEEEEEEER THAT COULD RIIIP INTOOOOO MY AAAAAAASSSSCAN'T LAST ONE MORE HOUR HOW SOON WILL I MEEEEEEEET MY FAAAAAGS?I CAN'T RETURN TO THOSE BEADSTHAT I'VE FORGOTTEEEENBUT THE MEMORIIIIEEEES RAAAAPELEAVING ME, GAPING
rape? I think I heard someone say rape
>>540853871Its 12pm metera they're all at school
stop being gay
>>540853931That mean you can get them all in one go! That teach from the previous thread get where I'm cumming from, right?
>>540853943https://youtu.be/aC48Cm1eWLY?si=qxOIyOoluS1hkhlp
please do not post meteras while being esl and/or brown, thank you
Who are the evil guys in this game?I think Nier? Anyone else?
>>540853943No
>>540854364nierbelialluciliusbeelzebubcagliostro
>>540854262No, I don't think I will.
>>540853727why did you show us that
>>540854364Everyone listed in >>540854462 as well as Versusia
>>540854462>Every evil character is a homosexual You guys told me cygames wasn't based
>>540854421now that's some good anus sniffa
>>540829185I'm tech illiterate but last time I tried windows 11 several games took a hit performance-wise
>>540851053Going through some of themDjeeta's Heavy Fireball will catch the lower ball and hit EustacePercival's heavy fireball will catch the lower ball and hit EustaceAnila's heavy sheep will catch the lower ball and hit EustaceSiegfried's heavy fireball will catch both balls and hit EustaceAnre's big spear can delete both balls and hit EustaceSeox can medium walljump divekick to slip between the slow kill balls and hit Eustaceif Katalina delays it, she can 214M to backstep under the lower ball and hit Eustace with the stabBelial's Big Gay U counterZooey can 66H through the ballsFerry f.MYuel can do 214H~M to slip under the orbs, but is just slow enough for Eustace to blockLancelot can teleport over Eustace's head, but is slow enough for Eustace to blockCag can teleport through but any attack will be slow enough for Eustace to blockGrimnir's heavy tornado will delete slow kill, but Eustace can block before it hits himThe rest either don't have a way to beat it, will trade at best, or I didn't check
>>540854869>nierwhore>nier playersok you got me>belialfucks anything, pulse not required>luciliusonly sexualizes genocide (based)>bubsI actually don't know a single thing about this character besides he's the king>coghe's a straight man that's way too into his little sister, unless I missed some developments in the last 5-6 years>versusiastraight as an arrow, has kids
>>540855726king of what, being gay?
Nier is stinky lmao
>>540856037Idunno. he's the supreme king and if I can't auto it with chaos legion I don't do the contenthe's the king of something
>>540854462cag is not evil
>>540856067Yes
>>540856209shut the fuck up you cag-playing bitch no one believes a word you say
>>540856067Stinky....
Dear Stinky,
>>540856209Schnitzel...
>get the day off again>EU lobby is dead againman you guys gotta get it together
>>540856306am i being baited, cag literally helps (you) multiple times
>>540856209Swizzcheese...
no more another dayno more sun is goneno more eating something nice
>>540856037King of Gains
>>540856548Let my balls rest man
Wilnas killed the game
ah its namedrop bait i shouldnt have replied
meg will revive it
Meg will come with fweh buffs
>>540855647>Djeeta's Heavy Fireball will catch the lower ball and hit EustaceShe'll hit Eustace but I wouldn't call that beating him.
>>540856870Wilnas would have saved the game if he had a regular run
capcom will revive granblue with payperview capcup
>>540857069holy fuck my captain sucks
>>540854364>villainsBeelzebubBelialAvatar BelialLuciliusVersusia>temporary villainsViraNierSandalphonKatalina (Versus)>raidsZooey (SSBA form)GrimnirGalleonWilnas>not villains, but kind of dicks at firstFerrySiegfriedWHERE IS BURGER KING, CYGAMES? WHERE IS SHE?
>>540857219I wonder how hard this pay per view thing will bomb, there's no way people will fall for this... Right?
>>540857069oh my bad, I forgot to take her out of the list i was typing up and lumped her with the ones with projectiles that work, she's a "trade at best"
>>540857354how will capcom explain why they have 50,000 totally not botted viewers but only 5000 japanese pay piggies
>>540857314season 3 will be BK and the drang/sturm tagteam character trust the plan
>>540856548I can play but I'm also tired as fuck so my reactions will be even worse than they normally are.
>>540857627I'll hop back in since the alternative is queueing into a lowain in ranked
>>540857354The blowback wont matter. Capcom cup is just a marketing event that they take a loss on.Low sales can be brushed off in a review meeting.Also, EWC barely had 5k people watching, these tournaments matter way less than youtube click farmers make you believe.
>>540857314I want to raid Zoi's onion... if you know what I mean...
>>540847276toobie gets CH rockets into a full corner carry route
>>540858714I don't follow, no...
Monki or Die
>>540858781they have condemned us all to death
>>540855726>he's a straight manPutting yourself into a female body and pretending to be female is extremely gay, no matter your motivations.
>>540856739hank hill ass
im so sleepy todaycag grounded H spare body should be -6 on block granblue rising
>>540858465It's a pretty fucking piss-poor marketing event considering you have to pay money to even see it now lmao
Shiva, Europa, and Alexiel when?
>>540860161its straight if im fucking cag so its fine, no homo
>>540860936Cag would never say this
>>540860936Fucking an another dude is also extremely gay, even if he is pretending to be a woman.
>>540860936I'd have gay sex with this old man
>>540860936its ok as long as you are in a womans body.
>>540857354Overwatch was a thousand times bigger and tried it with Overwatch League and failed
>>540858743They eat the projectiles and hit Eustace too?
>>540862374classic
>>540862374what the fuck is her problem
>>540862914She's lacking the soul of a true maiden.
>>540863078its too bad the devs hate the main crew now
>>540863078>>540862374giga stacy rosetta......
>>540863078Rosetta for Season 3
I think it's actually rather nice that the main crew is getting some love in these threads and the spinoffs.
>>540860936Cag would definitely say this
>>540863958>and the spinoffs.Only Relink and probably only because it started development ages ago.
>>540860936that’s my wife
>>540864230Sure, it's more that there are a lot of older characters in Versus and Rising. But at least Katalina's here. And Ferry pretty much should have been main crew. And Vira is also sorta there.
>>5408644083 hot babes + Rackam
>>540829019if it doesn't work on 10, I won't play it one year before win10 kicks the bucket I'll start learning Linux or some shitI use my taskbar on the right of the screen, you can't even do something as basic as that on poojeet 11 lol
>>540864678he fucks those
>>540864997wtf I’m rackam?
>>540862576nyes
>>540864997wtf Rackam fucked me?
>>540864997they are dead
>>540865053Nice
>>540865053Not nice
>>540865053lol
>>540865053not funnydidn't laugh
>>540865053funnydid laugh
>>540865053hyonest mids :3
how many inches of dick can a Harvin pussy take?
how many harvin dicks can a pussy take?
>>540847276roundstart jump or superjump
about tree fiddy for both.
>>540865820They're stretchy to accommodate any size.https://litter.catbox.moe/jwx2kj.png
>>540866148wam was not fine...
>this is someone's employer
>>540866752what the fuck
>>540865795yes
>>540866752Jin would
a comeback never felt so undeserved
>>540865053lyooooooollymyaoooooooooo
>>540867308>goodyou earned it
>>540866148stretching the wamdussy
Anyone want to see something amusing?
Yuguyugu
>>540867530yes please
>>540867530No Niia I don't want to see your weird scat porn
>>540867530Quite intriguing event?
>>540867530Yes Niia I want to see your normal scat porn
>>540862601>when you ask what anon works with and he says he teaches elementary school
>>540867676>>540867703>>540867761>>540867785no harvin with a dick and balls while farting this time https://www.twitch.tv/wantedfranky
>>540868028kek
>>540860936>>540862374>>540862597this retarded old man is funny and I love watching him get bullied
>>540868335>retardedcag is the smartest and cutest girl in the universe
>>540868039this sucks I want my money back
>>540860279You've missed a couple days and you're behind. Are you gonna let an evil cag get GM on your main without you?
>>540868039Who?
>>540850394You know how Granblue is this very aesthetically intricate and detailed game2XKO is the opposite of that anything that isn't pure gameplay in that game would be improved by being a command prompt script and this isn't to say th gameplay is good, it's just that they recruited kusoge pro players for game devs, so instead of actually designing a game from top to bottom they just added all their favorite mechanics to the match ane called it a day, all their "effort" went into gameplay, zero in any other aspect
>>540868687The retarded amount of visual noise that the guy willingly subjects himself to and actually tries to play the game for real in is not amusing to you? No takebacks
>>540869026how many years btw?
>>540868508he's not even a girl in the first place
>>540869071No because he's playing a game I don't like so it's worthlessI apply the same logic to everything btw conform to my ideas and interests or die
>>540868039is this what strive does to you
>>540868039>StriveI would've prefered the farting harvin.
>>540869449Ok, low iq retarded brown indian nier poster nigger
*seduces you*
>>540869781>>540869863WE ALREADY KNOW THE SMELL OF THE GAAAAAAAME
>>540870053Cope and kneel.
>>540868039that HPB is hilarious
>>540870071need monkey daughterwife
>>540868039
GGs, Vas-bro.Damn, the battles against Vasera are always so fierce. Regardless of how many times I get countered by Vas armoring up through armor, it's still a fun time.I don't think I have an answer to round-start fM, what the fuck is that button
>>540870767fM is legit his strongest attack right now
>>540870752insane. the only strive related thing in the image are the character names
>>540868783yesi concedei dont deserve ittake care
>>540868039>>540870752I don't understand....
>>540870767ggsonce you adapted I was havin a rough time getting anything done>roundstart f.Mit's a gamble but there's always rhapsody which should beat it clean. 99% of vas roundstarts are f.M until proven otherwise. I tend towards one of 214H, 22M~M, or just stepping forward (or back) if f.M gets sniped at roundstart. and I think H rhapsody only loses to the walking choice. it's a doozy of a button now for sure. as ridiculous as it is for neutral I hope that in the inevitable "shoot this motherfucker" patch, they leave it alone just because it makes near-corner combos so wonderfully doableI don't think anything else zeta's got is gonna do it though, short of just backing up. she might be able to walkback f.M herself, but if she needs to backdash I think the best she's getting is rhapsody or jumping over it
this is making me realize there isn't a "roundstart frame 1 button" option in training mode to play around with roundstart RPSwhat a load
Friendship ended with Percival f.H. Now Wilnas f.H is my best friend.
>>540871797>I've found a bigger character to carry me!good job bromight as well just skip wilnas too and go directly to lowain while you're at it
>>540871070
lowain actually takes skill thoughbeit
>>540871070what happened sis
does anyone want to play? EU
>>540872075im sleepy and i want yuel/eustace nerfed
>>540872802the erune menace
>lowain actually takes skill thoughbeit
I look like this (both).
>>540873859sorry forgot to attach picture
>>540869026I never for a second trusted any game made by RIOT. Imagine seeing a chink owned studio who spent over a decade gargling esports cock and thinking they'd be able to make a casual game not ruined by the opinions of autistic "pro" players and streamers.
This is the Sandalphon
>>540873765What is this picture trying to say?
>>540871892Does Lowain let me play poke footsies with large buttons? Those butterfly knives don't look very big
>>540874062*the real
>>540874062sex with tiny girl sandalhpone
>>540872802what could you possibly even want nerfed about yuel
>>540874483her backwalk speed
>>540870484pedophile
>>540874483her second dp
>>540874483parry recovers way too fast. this is an issue with all the parry characters
Okay but can you post Evil Djeeta growing up?
>>540874483look how outnumbered you areperish?
>>540874653whyit's not even top 3 and the character has nothing else going on except good-but-not-the-highest movement speeds
>>540874710flip is not even a real move>>540874719this is fair as long as you affect all parries at once
>>540874838I only reply because I love youLove me back?
>>540874838no>>540875153also no
>>540875153
slut wife kinohttps://youtu.be/01OEY_BfOeE?si=tPWh2vWQ0PNBYcmb
>>540876059are they getting naked?if no they im not watchingsimple as
why does katalina have a meterless cooldownless combo extender that works anywhere that's also an ambiguous pressure tool thats also a parry that works on BC and leads into massive damage while she also has the best buttons in the game offensively and defensively while also having a good DP while also having good movement stats
>why does X have Yyawn
>>540876278She needs it
>>540876059She used that pitpussy on the chickadees
>>540876278That she has such good movement is the finale nail.A lot of these aspects would be really okay if they actually focused on making her a defensive, hard to approach shoto.Same with Anila, just bad. They don't want defensive shotos in this game. Everything needs to be full aggression every second hard rushdown.
I got to have sex with my friend on Saturday. Also, kossmoss, swizzle, xvc, and orange planet, please all kys, faggots lol
>>540876278This game is not balanced, don't take it too seriously.
>bragging about gay sexcringe
lol he had gay sex lol hes gonna get aids lol
methzoi is that you?
I got to have sex with my friends kossmoss, swizzle, xvc, and orange planet on Saturday.
>>540874483her frame data. the annoying bitch has by far the most +ob attacks of anyone in the entire cast and the morons playing her still cry about how hard the fox life is while the barefoot harlot spouts mocking gibberish at you as you're getting hit by her retarded clownshit
I've been fyarting all day and my tummy still hurts
I've never had sex.
>>540877428its overrated and its especially overrated without intimacy
>>540877350Syame, i alyways fyart a alyot after eating styew
>>540877428I see
>win some gemmies>immediately lose those gemmies to a metera>win some gemmies>immediately lose those gemmies to a lowain>win some gemmies>immediately lose those gemmies to another metera>mentally check out>proceed to lose to some fucking rat fuck this region, fuck this game.
>>540877093>>540877137>>540877168>>540877268>>540877202Kys kossmoss, you will never be happykys xvcv or whatever your FUCKING stupid name is. fuck you pigkys swizzle you two faced faggotkys planet you fat fuck. FUCK YOUand it was with a woman who i played games with. shes a year older than me. FUCK OFF
>>540878629You sound like you have a soft, warm prostate.
>>540878629
most sane /vg/ schizo
>>540878613play with me
Why is it always the same 3 or 4 names?
>>540877486I've never held a girl's hand!
>>540878949They're all mine too...
and it was with a woman who i played games with
its so hecking over clique bros
>>540878629How big was the woman's penis?
>>540878719>>540878949>>540879050I know all 4 names because they are in the lobby. I know all 4 names because they are shitposters here and backstabbers.Especially kossmoss, swizzle, and orange planet. Kill yourselves. I don't know I just reallly fucking hate those 3. Xvcvzabc or whatever is also fucking retarded.
>>540878959Not even your moms?
>>540879267She died in childbirth in my tragic backstory that I just made up.
>>540879050leave ladiva out of this.
sip sip
Swizzle and Koss are poorfagsOrange Planet is also a poorfag.Xcvc is a parasite leech.
>>540879364Wanna be my son?
>>540879542nier slender legs erotic
>>540879623Only if you look like Versusia IRL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBE FUN BE FUN BE FUNPLEASE
>>540879542>>540879762How does it feel to be unlikable and poor kosssmosse?
>>540879773Here's a picture of me, I'm sure I could handle it with a little paint
>>540879901Meg saved the game.
oooh let me post nier too
>>540879995>>540880013>>540880103This is why no one likes you koss/xcv/orange.
This thread used to be comfy. What happened
>>540880207I'm not any of those people.
We used to be a people.
We once were g4m3rs...
>>540878959that color's pretty cool actually
it does stand out to me that the cliqueshitters only really play with each other
>>540881024name and shame?
>>540880379We started Nierposting
>>540881024that and they play OJ and brag about it here. who cares since they all make below 6 figures. kys kossmoss and swizzle lmao. filthy porfags
>>540881024exclusivity creates divide in any community
>>540880929It's a mod apparently. You can also get this one. And there's one that puts Gran's haircut on Sandy.
>>540881383DLN I need vanes hair on sandy
>>540881383DLN I need barefeet Eugene
>>540881159these guys >>540879585 plus some nigga named rayquaza.they are also guilty of avatarposting and coordinated posting through discord/steam chat
>>540881772Take your meds.
um...anoo...eeto....n-niia dayo...!
>>540881492>>540881585>DLN
>>540882134thank you for playing with death and i today
I'm going to say the N-Word
NARMIGGERS
Nice Nature
>>540856737even the ratwife poster is gone
>>540850394this is the most reddit shit ive ever seen
>>540883440he posted yesterday
I will make fun of the clique fags until they quit and leave. Go fuck yourselves collectively nasty fat poorfags, especially swizzle, Kossmoss, and Orange planet LOL
>>540881383all these custom colors makes me want an in-game color editor. It's fucking wild that it's not a standard in modern fighters nowadays.
Anyone notice a certain wamb never gets mentionedI wonder who could be behind these posts
>>540874734
I mostly just hate swizzle. Hope he gets ran over or dies from a stroke, filthy fat piece of shit
>>540883870he's been very nice every time I interacted with him in the wobby. don't assign blame to random anons without solid proof first
what did you guys do to trigger him
>>540876059
I bet all lobby Niers are thin and good looking, just like methZoi
being someone people talk about must be fucking horrible man
>>540883870its not him please don't try putting the blame on random people.
>>540878629>kys xvcv or whatever your FUCKING stupid name is. fuck you pigPIGGU
>>540884480who is it then?
>>540881176I very much so enjoy how this one turned out
caggots tongue my anus
Just know swizzle and kossmoss in particular should KYS
I just won neutral. Your move?
>>540884372Not if you purposely want attention, like N*zu.I don't personally know the guys the dude he's complaining about but I'll agree the 100% Orange Juice shit is cringe and you're basically asking for schizos to target you.
>>540881772>plus some nigga named rayquaza.I think we would all know very quickly if someone named rayquaza was avatarposting
>>540884868MMMMMMMMMSHLLURRRPPP
>>540885012FUHRAMEKDustloop won't load, can't post U.Flamek pic.
>>540885012downbackas usual
>>540884486pig should be playable
i want kossmoss to kys lol fuck you
Kos is pretty annoying in OJ
>>540885063the oj thing is annoying yeah
Why do people hate kossmoss and swizzle?
Let the shitposter rot its LOBBY TIME lobby status
>>540885536They NTR'd me in minecraft
>>540885536Swizzle is a shitposting narcissistic troon who thinks hes high iq cause he works part time and spends every waking moment of his life playing granblue
i love you guys
>>540885724I need to take a showermy balls stink
Meet your season 3 cast
>>540886115why are zeta and narms dressed as prostitutes... is this a shota brothel?
>>540886070Get rid of those pubes while you're at it. Peel that corn.
this is what cliquefaggotry does to generalsunless we get a big meaty that triples the playerbase it might just be over for us
Namedrop schizo is a faggot but >>540885063 is right that it's easy schizo fuel. OJ posting is unnecessary since they can arrange it privately. Openly showing exclusion through posts only leads to resentment and tarnishes the unity within the greater community in /gbvsg/.
>guy in master queueing lunalu with a TTV name/channel in profile>one and dones, and then ragequits after losing one round next time I run into him>he's not livebummer...
>>540886405way ahead of you
>>540886912Nice
>>540886712nyamedrop
>>540887254I had to, I had so much hair it was making masturbation painful.Or I just really peeled my corn way too much.
>/gbvsg/ - ball shaving general
>ShavingReal men brush their bolas on a late.
Personally, I don't mind any of the lobby anons at all since they're all nice to me. I quite enjoy their company. That being said, shame on you for shitting up the thread over your grievances with each other. You know who you are, and you're better than this, even those that replied to him in the first place.You all should be ashamed of yourselves. We need to be better kizzingtons...
>>540887840one schizo is all it takesive seen it happen before oh so many times
>>540887840get the fuck off your moral high horse
>>540885063>and you're basically asking for schizos to target you.The OJ shit is annoying but completely unrelated to the schizo targetting, that shit was already happening before OJ. I still think they should quit the OJ thing because all it does is make it look like the shitposters have any semblance of an argument
LOBBY STATUS?
>>540888170nyo one plays with me
OJ
>>540888272I'm sorry Kizzington but I'm baking a pizza. The shid must flow.
>>540888272THEN JOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hewwoootoday is the last day of the season, right?go grab that gm!!
>>540888368what is with this gross moist pit pussy thing
>>540888652about 30 hours left
>>540888678you don't have to censor a pitpussy on shitty social media sitesthat's the unironic reason
>>540883440doesn't he post porn every time
was funny when they all stopped playing in the jp lobby for a bit not realizing its one of the cliquetards shitposting their own friends
>>540888678
Grimnir should be a girl
>>540888368armpit too squished to the left for that arm position
>>540889305More people would play her so no.
>>540889305But she is?
Im gonna learn Grimnir
>>540887840i just wanted to point out why he mentions the same names when theres alot more anons in the lobby and in tournaments, but youre right i should just add in some filters
I think issa always one guy.
>>540889736imma jerk off to grimnir
>>540889782grimnir if he wasn't a faggot and was good
!! INCOMING AVATAR BELIAL BUFF !!!! WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!! INCOMING AVATAR BELIAL BUFF !!!! WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!! INCOMING AVATAR BELIAL BUFF !!!! WARNING WARNING WARNING !!>When Avatar Belial ends a combo in which he spent life on EX or Ultimate special moves or Pact followups with a Skybound Art or Super Skybound Art, the health spent for the duration of the combo is refunded.This is NOT a drill I did NOT make it up. This is COMING IN THE MEG PATCH.
>>540890000>>540889782aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love kok
>>540888652Today I shall win 300 games in a row and attain grandmaster.
>>540890947Source?
When did the namedropping start? Was it recent? I've only been playing for about a month
>>540890947>Ultimate special moves>with a Skybound Art or Super Skybound Art,
>>540891024My brother works at Cygames and it came to him in a dream, I'm just the messenger.
>>540891060nigga everyone knows you are just one guy trying his bestest to falseflag to shitshut the fuck up
>>540890989i miss that nigga
>>540891159I just wanted to know if I should leave while I still canWhy do you have to be so rude?
>>540891127Trust me, you don't want to hear about the rest of the patch...
>>540891358!?
They buffed Cagliostro in the patch
>>540891060It's been going on since Rising released in December 2023Be grateful you weren't here for the n*zu saga
>>540891358Lay it on me, Chief. I can take it as long as Wilnas isn't being nerfed immediately.
Granny for season 3
>>540891812They heard the peoples' complaints. 5U is -7 on block, 22M and 22L are both -4, and only ult DP is invuln now.
>>540891763Now THIS is the big meaty
Here are the second set of buffs Cag got (get it? cag got like caggot haha)
>>540891934I EJYACULYATE
>>540891812gran titor here. you have to wait for S3 for wilnas to be (indirectly) nerfed. same with metera. until the big meaty of s3 we'll have a lowain ilsa vaseraga meta with some meg sprinkled in there.
>>540892160I dont get it
>>540892276vaseraga is not in the meta if lowain metera cag and katalina are in the meta
>>540891964>and only ult DP is invuln now.Unironically kills the character. His meterless defense is hot garbage
I dont know how to play, i reached S3 with just LLL Raging strike HHH heavy special rinse and repeat and i still keep winning. I'm waiting for the day where this stops working and i'll need to learn the game.
>>540892934main?
>>540889782It should have been her and not 2B
>>540892934combos are not all that important as a noob you're doin good champ just keep goingthe day will come eventually
>>540892382There have been more Vas top 8s this season than Katalinas
>>540892342dumbass
>>540892382metera will get gradually "nerfed" and only truly go back to mid tier in s3 but meg, ilsa and EX charlotta/zeta/anila all do well into her making her less relevant. no idea what to say about the other characters I simply see way more vas than cag and kat
Lobby gamers?
>>540893071tell me about EX anila
>>5408930902/100
>>540892934soulful post
>>540891763thanks gamewa
John Samurai for season 3
>>540892276Even if we do get a Season 3 we won't have a big meaty, Season 2 hasn't had one
>>540893917>Season 2 hasn't had onethey're waiting for seofon(actually monkey)
>>540893971Why would we need Siete when we have his cooler boyfriend Uno?
https://www.twitch.tv/brickspdsomebody on bricks stream
>>540893220236h sends a large sheep that acts as a projectile shield. doesnt walk full screen but metera still hates it>>540893917siete is the first character of s3 and the big meaty comes with a new system mechanic
>>540894308cag god nice win
love you mr cag
Mr. Pag
ferry buffs
Mr. Perry
>>540894547Season 3 came with V2 meters where it fillled with how much regular meter used during a match and when it reach 100%, you can use it for Ultrakill SSBA moves where they cannot be blocked but you can still dodge them
>>540895258
>>540895452I heard the women
>bwick raping a gm bubswhy are bubstroons such frauds
>>540895573more like why is soriz so fucking broken
>>540895573you was saying???
I wish Metera was my mom...
I wish Clarisse was my mom
Get off the dub, bwick.
I wish I could make Clarisse a mom
>>540897408it was a dark stormy night
GGs foxgawd!
>>540897408anila PUT THE SPEAR DOWN FUCK
>>540897408I am the sheep that is throw baitingFuzzy mashingBlack sheep in isolationI am reclaimer of my GMBorn in planesI have been shearedMy ult jumpscare is so fucking bad
>>540897839Why doesnt it rhyme
>>540897754no... all is as god wills it
>>540897708ggs galleonbroyou've got some nice spacing
>>540897935because shes bad and stupid and Im ESL so its hard for me to find a funny rhyme
>>540897956Post this exact image without the poop
HOW? How did Djeeta's 5U whiff?
>>540898007I love my mom
>>540898156Shields are stronger than kicks dumdum
>>540898156I thought maybe it was the lag but this is the replay so no lag involvedonly other thing I can think of is that as I told you, cH makes zoi's hurtbox move in a way that makes 5U whiff, like moving it completely in front of her and making her "thinner" behind, but I seriously doubt it. just weirdmaybe some weird clashing bug. like, it clashes but doesn't play the clash and both attacks hitboxes disappear or something lolanyway ggs and thank you for the games again
>>540897956
>>540898156djeeter has invuln on her ass slam when it's level 3
>>540898884yes, but why didn't she hit zoi?
>>540898884nvm I'm retarded and misread
>>540898809black sheep...
>>540898156Had a look at the hitboxes. Most likely interaction was that since Djeeta 5U takes 17 frames to startup from release, meanwhile Zooey c5H takes 7 frames of startup with only 3 active frames.Since Zooey c5H starts up faster, retracts the hurtbox during the second part of the move and goes through faster due to full charged Djeeta 5U, it retracted the hurtbox enough that she wasn't hit by it due to the short hitbox on Djeeta 5U.If I look at the hitboxes, that doesn't make any sense though. What seemed the most likely explanation doesn't sense.
>>540899221Yeah it doesnt make sense at all. I think the game is just shart.
>>540898156>>540899221>>540899494Yeah, I'd legitimately chalk this up to a bug. There's no reason you shouldn't have punished Zooey there.
>>540898884Thats so hot
>>540898156Zooey needs nerfs
>>540898156get the frame meter / hitbox mod and rewatch the replay
>>540898156>>540899221>>540899494>>540900193Actually, one thing it could be is the crush system. Zooeys c5H has a crush level of 4, whilst Djeeta 5U is always crush level of 3.It's possibly an oversight on how the crush system works, in tandem with the invincibility. Since it would lose in the clash levels, the attack should've been crushed, but since it was fully invincible, the attack was unaffected whereas the system still read the attack as losing the battle. We don't know what causes the crush text to appear on the sides of the screen, but I'd measure it's not the system calculating a crush, rather when a crush occurs itself.TL;DR Zooey's move was a higher crush level, but Djeetas was fully invincible, so the system fucked up and left the interaction meaningless. That's my theory on why it worked like that.
>>540897408that white line on the right is annoying me severely
>>540901107I see that Gran's 5U is lvl 3 crush as well and can also be partly invincible so someone who cares should try investigating if this theory is true.
>>540901107This should be easy enough to test, no?
it was pretty easy to recreate. >>540901107 was rightalso the crush message didnt show up because nobody got hit. whether or not that message shows up or not isn't based on overlapping hitboxes, but getting hit while being in active frames
>>540902468my captain fucking sucks
>>540902468also, zoi wouldve been punished if jita was a frame later lol. because clash level doesnt matter during recovery ofc
>>540902468My danchou fucking rules!
>>540902468My onion is so strong
>>540902468backdashes need 10x the recovery they have
>>540904007this. backdash recovery, 66L and low 66Ms make the midrange completely degenerate
Backdashes are completely fineNerf spotdodges
buff backdashes and spotdodges
>>540904298shut up metera/ferry/eustance
>>540904298they're already fucking useless in 60% of matchups man
>>540904298>Backdashes are completely fineNo they are not. The fact that characters like zoners can safely disengage midscreen with no recovery is ridiculous. It makes taking your turn back on opponents' minus frames a headache as well
is there a character in this game that gets fucked harder by system mechanics (roll/evade) than eustace?
Any Zooeys here? What's her full damage BnB with raging strike thrown in? I'm still doing the corner BnB dust loop that deals 9170.
>>540904576Vikala
>>540904576galleon
backdashes have no recovery at all and there are rushdown characters out there with no fucking throwbait that need backdash to be as good as it is to have something to annihilate you withthe vast majority of the moves in the game have so little recovery that spot dodge gets you punished. it fuckin sucks assneither of these mechanics are even remotely overtunedwhat is wrong with you people. complain about fucking lowain or something please jesus christ
>>540904576Isnt like a third of the cast literally unbeatable without spotdodging and lower mid tier at best because of its existence
>>540904684>no recovery at allI meant no invulnerability at all, my mistakejust fuckin poke the damn thingsseriously though complain about lowain though I beg of youit even rhymes
thinkin about Zeta's Zetas...
>>540905027zeta's zetas are MEDIOCRE
>>540905114medium is premium
>>540905114Yes but so are everyone else's zetas in this game
>>540905114modest mids are nice
>>540905027
>>540905212vaseraga has the best ZETA when he's reprimanding her for getting hit by SBA
>>540904576>on paperLadiva>in practiceVikala>bothpost-nerf Nier
>>540905286Why is Bea such a chestlet?
>>540904298remove backdash macroincrease backdash recovery framesreduce spot dodge recovery frameszonertrannies can hang themselves for all i care
I swear you motherfuckers will complain about anything as long as it doesn't rhyme with ercival
let's be honest, even 'medium' in this game are actual titcowslook at witch bea's introand after you do, cleanse your mind of impure thoughts and look at this bear
>>540905472flame carpet
>>540905494Pedo hands typed this post
>>540905472Because only like five people on the planet can realize his full potential. The rest get rushed down and die to a DP bait.
>>540904576lmao? eustaceroon going nuts because his projectile got rolled oncebtw your fireball doesn't go on cd like other projectiles you fraud bitchdon't even let me get started about blue nade NIGGER
I liked the one where Brick spent 20 minutes crying about how oppressive Percival's corner game is and how broken it makes him about a completely reactive character that has no way to corner you
>>540905580huh?
To be fair, the standard, non-ultimate fireballs are the weakest part of his moveset. Slow kill is that good shit.
medium...
>>540905795This is small!Small!!!
>>540905494
>>540905884YOU'RE small
>>540905912I still cant believe you unironically use this ugly-ass out of character hackjob mod
>>540905912witch looks bigger
>>540906035yesand?
>>540906130Now this is a tasteful modest medium
the fuck is this red moon shiteven low masters are playing out of their minds during the final season grindplease tell me people pop adderall for rank matches, i wanna laugh and be right
>>540906130I never got the witch skin
>>540906165the small are to be CRUSHED
>>540906295>please tell me people pop adderall for rank matches, i wanna laugh and be rightyes
>>540906295no
>>540906324you dont even use colossus as your fight music
>>540906295I was playing hot in ranked earlier and went up a hundred crystals but all I did was drink
>>540906295given that a good 90% of gamers are trannies and are diagnosed with autism and adhd and depression I wouldn't be surprised if they are on some adderall antidepressant cocktail
>>540906637I leave it on random most of the time as a courtesy and for variety, but when I know I need the boost I always put it on colossusand I use colossus as my lobby avatarso get fucked dork
Are Beatrix 22x vs 22x-x just a guess or is there an OS that I can use to always have my turn/punish?
you dont get a rematchyou dont get a run backwhat you can do is suck my asshole
>>540907025
>>540907025based??
>>540907025rare good nier player post. we hate tubes here
>>540906295i popped a (or was it two) redbull and played til the 5am on the last day of the previous season
>>540907575How fertile is the ratwife? How tight is her pussy?
Galleon best partner
Where tf is everyone tonight?
>>540907839shes sterile, she suffers from a condition call three stooges syndrome
>>540907931The ranked mines ate them all
>>540908106All that pain and suffering for a stupid badge?
>>540907931I played for like 8 hours earlier already manbut I will get back on and join the lobby again just for you
>>540907575>Not holding her handsfaggot
>>540907931day 4 of unending stomach problems brought you by nongshim k army noodles.
>>540906295Random transphobia aside yes, most remotely high level players are on some combination of adhd medication, antidepressants, or buzzed up on caffeine, even if they're not intentionally dosing up right before playing.
>>540908220>8 hours of grubGo to bed, man. You need rest for the final day.
>>540908308>Random transphobia aside yes,
>>540908351I have a zero percent chance of ever hitting grand master, the final day means nothing
>>540907025SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
>Random transphobia asideYou're not getting a (You) with this shit bait.
>>540908308I kekkled
>>540908474>>540907025Stfu orange planet you fat fuck lmao
>>540908782what are you even talking about weirdo
>>540907025Lost the first game kek
anyone have any guess when can we expect Mr. Peg
>>540909278>Mr. Pegfucking who?
saul goodman for season 3
>>540909278October, late at worst
>>540907025>>540907386>>540907563>>540907720>>540908451
i always knew he was based
this p name shit is beyond retarded
>>540909278Wait for EVO France. That's like October 10thish. Same as New York Comic Con weekend
duh??? 2Bs suck my asshole and so do viras
Mr. Pilsa
>>540902101I had a test with Gran, it's either much harder or straight impossible, due to the amount of active frames the move has.Djeeta 5U on all versions has 4,1 active frames for the 2 hits it does, a total of 5Gran 5U is full 9 active frames total, so it would always catch the opponent.The active frames clashing seem to be what causes the issue alongside the crush system. With Gran 5U fully charged, you will seemingly always get at minimum a punish on the opponents 5H.Djeetas full invincible 5U in this one specific instance, is weaker. Because I've tested on a couple characters. The faster your c5H in the corner is, with 9 frames being the minimum for middle of the road character frame data (like Zooey in the original vid), there is a small gap where you can actually full c5H confirm your button Djeeta 5U level 3Imma test it on some other characters.
>>540910089It's one of the freaks from the gacha general
>>540910279this is danchou oppression
>>540910369I can tell its some stupid shit from /gbfg/ it wouldnt surprise me. but if i bring it up again the nigs will keep spamming it anyways
>>540907025Something sorta ironic about a day one Nier player dodging people on the basis of character choice.
>>540910463djeeta is #notmydanchou #gran'sourman
>>540910876Djeeta is everyone's danchou
ggs sandalGODI am so fucked
I am reading the shit capcvcks are being put through.Holy fuck somehow it feels good to be a grubba.
>>540910251kys orange
I wish 2B was real and would suck on my asshole...
>>540910251you're boring lol
I want to play Granblue too
Normal procreative sex within a monogamous relationship and the woman is of legal age.
Wilnas 12k damage combo...
>>540910251can I suck 2B's asshole instead
>>540911772based
>>540910970ANUS SNIFFA
>>540910279>>540910463done some more testing.If your c5H is TOO fast, you just enter recovery frames early enough to get punished on Djeeta. Either that or it's legitimately a 1 frame link I can't perform, because I was unable to find success punishing it with Lancelots 7f c5H. If your move has multiple hits, it becomes easier, but the window is still incredibly tight, though somewhat more consistent, so characters such as Yuel, Beelzebub, Lucilius, etc.I've also seen some success with heavier characters but it's also a really tight input in the opposite direction, such a precise frame input that it's not worth it because only a machine could realistically do it consistently, though I saw big bodies having better recovery after crushing 5U level 3.
>>540910251Vira is fucking retarded this patch. The corner to corner shit with 66Hs has got to go.
>>540911772BOOOOOOORRIIINNNNGGG
>>540911904>this patchNigga, she had that since the big meaty made her 22U crumple
>>540911860
>>540911987Yeah, but now she gets it off a fucking 66L, same with her install.
>>540885012
>>540912041FKHR's vision ;)
>>540904007>>540904216Good to see grubbers are still crying over basic bitch shit, throwing tantrums and demanding nerfs to every basic shit they are too retarded to deal with Truly the most whiny and unskilled modern fg playerbase Crying about this game's garbage ass backdashes sure is something.
>>540912497>not Hbold movethey should let yool do the 214 followups without flipping first and only flip if you hold the button
>>540912582>throwing tantrums>simple comments that weren't challengedI suggest if you have the free time to make a moral high ground statement, you either challenge their argument, play the game or go back /fgg/ with the rest of the circle jerkers.
>>540912003For me, it's Deborah
>>540891249syame
>>540912497The fox life is...?
>>540912003
>>540912871The crying toddler wants to argue now, how cute.
2XKO's meta is spamming backdash at fullscreen while you wait for your assist to return
>>540911197ggs
>>540913367my neutch clean doe
>>540876059Why does metera keep butterflying, vertical superjumping and immediately detonating with an arrowwhat purpose does it serve
>>540914138Anti slideslop technique if I had to guess.
>>540911682Don'tI am not just saying this because I am jaded I tried the game because I liked vanilla and went pretty farevery single criticism that the rabid anti-gacha posters on this website repeat, Cygames is guilty of to the fullest degree possibleIt is not a F2P gacha, you WILL suffer without spending money because you need to have at least a few hyperlimited giga-meta units for six different elements to even play the midgame raids like revans without suffering because raids are a DPS race versus autistic whale japs that have been playing for 10 yearsThis game is a second job. The grind makes Runescape look like Osu! It isn't even worth reading for the VN contentThe event are incredibly fucking boring. Just hours of people standing around talking about nothing followed by pointless side-plots that don't have a reason to exist. The last one I remember enjoying came out 2 years ago.The MSQ fucking sucks ass because they basically decided they wanted the homoangel events to be the de-facto main story and the Eustalcia arc so far is rushed as shit. (The gacha units are separate from the MSQ by the way, so if your wondering when Narmaya or Charlotta or anyone haven't shown up, that's why. Stupidest decision in all of gacha gaming)The gameplay itself is the ghost of a fun game that's been bogged down by ancient kusosage design that the developers refuse to rework because Jap autismIt would take several more posts filling up the full 2000 character limit to explain how absolutely dogshit Guild Wars is. And that's just off the top of my headYou'd be better off jacking off with a cheese grater, at least you learn to stop after the first session.
Where's our PPV Top 8 KINO Tournament this game is so ass and dead... only poor third worlders play it...
>>>Wamdushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=jVD0i_pz3as
>>540914664I think his post was like ''Andira wants to get into Rising''
>>540914664this just painfully reminds me that cyggays LOVES to have wamdus obsessed with that faggot mugen
>>540914664all true but I gotta max out my sarasa eventually to manifest her for versusbut I will NEVER get all the eternals uncapped
>>540911682Its fun to play casually and throws shit at you every few months >>540914664Lol its only a p2w second job if you make it. You might be too gachabrained.
Every single character in this fucking series has to have some type of """""gimmick"""", some retarded catchphrase quirk, or just have them glued to another character because a well written character is too hard to make
>>540915153well it's a gacha gameit's not like they really have time or space to write out the brothers karamazov or something
>>540912582kys metroon
metera is a straight person's character
>>540915641real and based
Metera
I can't play Metera because none of the hits are satisfying.
I'd rather play Galleon
the version of Metera exists in my mind with no basis on reality whatsoever is funny and adorable
>>540916613But the real Metera is funny and adorable
Metera behaves kind of like my flirty aunt so she just icks me
>>540916759Her partner version is pretty adorable.
I wish Metera was my flirty aunt
she's a DORK
>>540917006I TOLD YOU SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS
A whole night of monopoly with Metera...
I also don't know what sex is and want to play monopoly
>>540917008Thanks for this
>>540917264vira would have one single bad turn of monopoly, flip the board, and ruin the night for everybody
>>540917323but her partner indicates she's horrifically boring whenever katalina's not involvedand if katalina were there she wouldn't want to ruin it for her
>>540917264I thought Vira loves Katalinanot HITLER
>>540917532You werent here for beta guestbookIt's where Ye got his inspiration for his banger
all my viras...
after HOURS of scientific pontification, cross-referencing research, and consulting professionals, the results are in
>>540917631Please regale me with stories of the beta guestbook. I wasn't around for it but I heard it was legendary.
>>540917970man who's never heard percival say anythingdude's a bro of the highest caliber
>>540917970I used to rotate Zoi>Bikky>Cheetos but Jiita consistently soured my mood, she was replaced by Galleon
>>540917970>Ladiva Metera Galleon Wilnas at the top>Vira and Nier at the bottomIs this SHART upside down?
using Grimnir install and then never using the dashes because that would make your cool blue fire run out
>>540918128it's true. I'm an intro skipper and no one plays himif he's cool then he's cool and I could see bumping him up>>540918493it's actually the monopoly night attendant listif it was a partner list it'd have vas and versusia in the top
>>540918820Yeah, i'm retarded
>>540917970Vikala(Yin) and mom(real, not the red abomination) >>>>>> the rest
>>540917970this list makes no sense, like usual
>>540918820i like how you fight percival and you'd think he's a villain character with his big armor his mean sneer and his claw hands and his yelling RAGE, TO ASHES, FIRE AND DEATH and then he kills you and just compliments youi hate that no one's allowed to be mean in modern arcsissy games but it works for percyits like a less stupid and cooler version of vas's gimmick
>>540918004Do you know the draconian word filter we have now?It's a kneejerk reaction to the beta guestbook that had ZERO filter and ZERO moderation, Hell you couldn't even report shit in there (I think you still can't)People got real funny with it.I doubt any of that still survives to this day. Though it made me check youtubehttps://youtu.be/tJIy4GMnqMohttps://youtu.be/0OttzLC5iWIhttps://youtu.be/ylnz1-s-GHM?t=26
NOW we fight
>>540919052vas being a grizzled bro is great and if I had the capacity to do so I, too, would wear cool intimidating armor instead of literally anything else ever
>>540919207HHRRRRRGH
glad to see the Chads using the superior EN voices killed all the sissy weebtroons who used the cringe japshit dub Based Brick is correct as always. weebs begone and die ywnnj
I don't know why everyone acts like the guestbook posts are unhinged when it's the most tame shit ever
>>540917970Nah, Luci partner is great if you think being trashtalked by a 5cm chibi is fun
