Previous: >>540800935>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumnDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m, right, winter, sunny, firm>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>540826029Anchors Aneigh!
>>540826092ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN
>>540826092I want her so bad
I cant believe some of the whale deck I borrow just dropped the game
>marked
It is important that you remember this uma.
>>540826173Looks like rape ugly bastard ojii-san material.
My cute wife, Manhattan Cafe.
>not a single stat over 600 at the start of senior yearYep that's a glue run
what in the actual fuck
>>540826092
>>540826168What even is this about?
>>540826167that's good, it means they won't ever change their cardyours to borrow forever
Would Rice let me fuck her?
Do you guys run Grass as a Pace or Late for CM?
I run Grass as my ass eater.
no
>>540826427Pace fucking sucks, Late is where the gamblers hang.
>>540826427Grass Wonder should just commit to being a slut and move her skirt so I can peek at her panties fully
>>540826168Wish there was more art of umas leaving bite marks on their trainers
Digitan LOVE
which one?for seiun ace
>>540826682Top is better by a long shot
Tachyon sex
>Watch Road to the Top>Get to the final episode with the Kikuka Sho>Race Commentator: "Narita Top Road is ascending the road to the top!"
>Watch Road to the Top>fall asleep because NTR is blander than flour
>>540826319
The best part of RttT were the Rice Shower scenes
>1 mood down every 6 turns
>Watch Road to the Top>It's just ancient Beyblades
>>540826427grass is a laterun pasa if you want a pace
is the uma from the new scenario a hag?
>>540826173Is that the famous car brand Aston Martin manufactured in the city of GAYdon?
Why bully NTR? TM Opera O was the zany, outgoing, bombastic character and Ayabe was a legit schizo.They needed a normal person to balance out the dynamics.
>>540827102season 0 when
I want to let you all know I am fapping to Grass Wonder AI porn right now.
>barely any tomboys after fuji for a whileit's over
>>540827261only if it ends with CHADsuragi Ace beating rudolf at the cup.
You could also say... The peak...
Why the fuck did they randomly decide to reference Michael Jackson?
>>540827379Tomboys don't put their tits out on display anon
>>540827261>>540827482
2 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540827624How many days until Ballroom Fuji?
Another 10 more careers for 400k points.... they really need to release auto ASAP...
>>540827553What episode was this?
>>540827710The episode where they reference Michael Jackson with Gold Ship
>>540827102Love her cute little hat even though I have no clue how it stays on
>>540827553for me I thought it was a reference to Kazuhira Miller
>>540827703this but add 10 spins at one to the roulette
>>540827482You mean like this?
>>540827219What's the point if an npc is just gonna beat the actual personalities?
>>540827773
>>540827710from the OVA no one watched
Katsuragi ace as the twin turbo comedy character in the story until she wins the Japan Cup and exposes Rudolf as a fraud.
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>540827624>still no monthly roadmapNah, were slowing down.
>>540827797Rudolfbros...
Why did Rudolf's genes die off?
doing my cinderella grey reps right now, it's comfy
>meme witmax team trials bakushin run>get the full mile s, groundworks + green skills suite in year 2 inspirationFuck my life, Valentine Bourbon, please save me from this hell...
1LB kitashould I roll for the human woman? I wanted to spark on the all-uma banner for opeo but if I roll for both riko and kitasan I'm not sure if I'll have the funds.
>>540827797kotei..
>>540828019every single notable horse of 80s and 90s are goneits all sundayman
>>540828234grim
AI wife
>>540828138Riko's not really mandatory unlike future pal cards. She gives a healthy injection of stamina but you also want her at 2lb from what I've heard.
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>540828315>even maruzensky's line is just holding on via spe's daughters>kitasan line is where bakushin line hangs on
>>540827671220 days until Fuji Kiseki (Ballroom)!>>540827918Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is in this thread? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
>>540828406>>kitasan line is where bakushin line hangs onso say that like it's bad when kitachud and equinox are the most milked horses right now
>>540828138Roll for MLB R Riko at least, you'll also get to enjoy some SR upgrades while waiting for kitasan
>>540827918Nigga it's not even october yet
>>540827794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TfzFAlgEs
CM testo room58852952
>>540828462MLB R riko will also take about 150-200 rolls on average luck
>>540828406>tfw McQueen's line is also holding on as a damsire for Sunday-Stego's sire line
>>540827797>first non mob uma to face rudolf>losesembarassing
What about the Wodka and Daiwa grandchild mutant
>>540827553> both born black/brown> both turn white later in life
>>540827875You think this is something worthy of being a comic relief character?
>>540827137Never realized Aston Maachan is Aston Martin. Now I'll roll for her for sure. Aston Martin cars are sexy.
>>540828656No, R cards have an actual rate up unlike banners of the old so it should take you about 30-50.
its never been so over
>>540828803KEK WE LOVE YOU GOAT
is it safe to cleat the event golshi card bwos?
El Condor Pasa more liek... LEL Condor Pasa LMAO get REKT
>>540828443milking kitasan..
>>540828234How did this burger even have the stamina for all that breeding
>>540828443Kitasan isn't a leading sire albeit
>>540828803>katsuragi>is actually a fucking brit
RUDOLF SISTERS DON'T LOOK
>>540828957>Do you care about collecting/want a higher Support Score/want to have a cope Speed card while you wait for Kitasan Black RerunKeep>Do you just want rainbow cleats for the sake of rainbow cleatingCleat.
>>540829106This is gonna be full of SEAMonkies ain't it.
>>540828234it's just normal for champion horses to be bad/hate at sex unless you're goldship or something
>OMG HARU URARA RICE SHOWER AND MAYANO TOP GUN ARE ALL MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINOS>I HOPE ALL THE UMAS ARE LESBIAN FOR EACHOTHER, ACTUALLY WE ALL HOPE THAT>KISS THEM? ERMM THEY’RE ALL HECKIN MINORINOS YOU WEIRDO>DID YOU KNOW MOST OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY GUYS BECAUSE THE HORSES THEY’RE NAMED AFTER WERE MALE?! GOT YOU NOW CHUD!!!
>>540828874Is this gaslight dancing? I've never heard of this before
>>540829205Brown asians in general and koreans
>>540829089well if ass blunder and el perro caca can larp about their nationality so can she
>>540829273It's not, it was a fix. The R card of the uma gets a rate up in their banner.soon.
>>540829273It's not. Kitasan Black's R rate up was as high as all the other R cards. Riko/Rice's Banner ups those rate ups to 3.7% so you should be pulling them quickly.
Wait, this ain't half bad no? Onward to make my Pasa ace
>>540829349>>540829089
>>540829426>no green sparkoh nonono
>...>...>...>SEANIGGAS SEANIGGAS SEANIGGAS>...
>>540829457This is actually one of my favorite movies.
>>540829089Many such cases. Japan imports lots of British and American horses to help with breeding.
>>540829457Is that THE Tomio Cruiseno
Me and my wife.
>>540829506same
i don't need groundwork if i have turf S da?
I AM GOING TO TURN MCQUEEN INTO GLUE
>>540829496Spe wife!
>Sunday October 6thShould have trained Wit.
Which way, f2p man?
EL CONDOR PAASAAAAAA
>>540829817Tachyon so I'll run Tachyon card with Tachyon
>>540829817Which one makes my Late Surgers/End Closers stronger since all my upcoming favorites are those types.
>shanaha uploaded a TT guideYou motherfucker we don't need any more competition on TT
>>540828957People are very anal about dustin ssr cards for some reason
>>540829893
>>540829349This is a pure-blooded honorable yamato nakadashi
>>540829898maru card is for frontrunners
>>540829851I like to call her anaconda pasta
>>540828957no
>>540829995That answers my question then!
>>540829968Is she now?
>>540829262this but unironically
>>540830142The guy watching this from the other room? Me.
ASS Wonder
>>540829898for late surgers better wait for ssr el instead no?
Teio is not a yandereDia is not a slutAi-chan does not fuck old men
>>540829349>>540829457ANY OTHER LARPING FUCKS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
>>540829898I don't think lates have a good speed card at all desu. Maybe matikane but she's mid and used for the passive bonus anyway. Between those two tachyon has late surger savvy so eh probably that
Do I go with Rice Shower or Curren?
>>540830469that's in 2 years bwo
>>540830531All of them
>>540830531meow
Stop trying to fuck horses.
>>540830578For what? CM?If it's for waifu purposes then Rice
>>540829968You’ll never be able to escape your origin Grass
>>540828957I cleated it because I hate Gold Shit.
>>540829898>looking through upcoming supports with gold Late Surger skills>get hit by the artist' foot fetish
>>540829506>>540829723>Whiteoid so extremely impossibly weeaboo that he was willing to disembowl himself for the glory of an Emperor he does not actually serve and a Yamato Damashii he is not fucking part ofGood movie, good pathos for Algren, and Katsumoto was cool, but uhh that last part was kinda cringe
>>540826208Wait a second…
>>540830469>If you're on the final corner depending on the track that changes spots so it can be good or bad in the final leg which is like the final length of the race or something and you can't be in the back of the pack but like how much back maybe couple behind you and then one can be on your side maybe if it counts and then the 600m mark from the corner and leg which is 600m away from the goal so it's a corner or maybe straight but yeah you get greatly increased acceleration for I'm not really sure how long but it greatly increases so its good I thinkAnd of course the skill is actually good but that description might aswell tell you to open up the page 482 from Umaguide
>>540830794this franchise is chock full of "hidden" fetishes
When you gaze into the ChiyonoThe Chiyono gazes back
>>540830765Do not use a cute girl like Special Week to talk shit
>>540830794Who splurted
IKE IKE TORECEN
Even an NPC uma would make for an amazing wife.
>>540828803It seems Katsuragi became Japan's Ace in the hole for the 1984 Japan Cup.
>no groundwork>no focusi-im prepared with slipstream and ramp up...btw i think the play is to stack training effectiveness no cap fr fr
>>540831125Wives
>>540830645A horse born in a stable is a horse.
>most popular gacha in the west>0 fanservice in game >totally G ratedHow?
>>540831223>she lost because she was busy thinking of this pun
>>540828803Honestly this just makes me think that Mr.CB is incredible.
>>540831229>no groundworkMight as well say you're losing
>>540831229friendship bonus > training effectiveness/anything else you could think ofONLY your high rolls matter.
>>540831376Training effectiveness is good, its mood bonus that's the stinker. Any card with a lot of investment in that stat ends up mid at best.
>>540828803They make Agnes Digital, that freak of nature, into a comic relief just becaus it epithet is a low hanging fruit.
her winrate is so low bros my late surgers win like 3 times more often
>enter room>
>>540831507>is gooddon't care. stacking friendship bonus is the play. your "good" will always lose to little timmy winning the dice roll.
Is red shift on lates actually working out for cm3 test rooms or was it a gaslight?
>>540826794Sex does NOT make an uma run better
>>540829262They are for me to have sex with.
>>540831589>KILLS your fronts
>>540831561isnt 545 stamina low for a pacer in general? Does she even have enough gas to fire her unique skill?
>>540830645Is Kitasan the only good JP horse with good genes thanks to Bakushin?
>>540831689she's a front runner and has +60 from green
>>540831623There are very few cards that go all in for friendship bonus right now so you have to consider both stats.
>>540826794sauce!?
>>540831229mile S doko
DO NOT have sex with your trainee before a race.WORST mistake of my life.
>>540831561bwo your summer runner?
>>540831329she is!
>>540831972I want to supervise this sleepover.
Uma hugs are a wonderful thing.
>proc groundwork>gets overtaken anywaywhat is stopping me from putting ramp up and slipstream on my fronts
>>540831972Filies sexo
>>540831629I tried it a bit and it didn't seem very good.Most of the time you won't be able to get 5th quickly enough to activate it, it feels like an insurance in case the race is filled with late/ends and your late surger got ahead of them.Your mileage may vary, you should make a throwaway late with red shift and other good accel skills (iron, furious feat) even if her stats are not good and test yourself how often red shift triggers in CM rooms, then decide based on it.
>>5408319723/5 are colts
>>540832103Are you retarded? You're suppose to put those skills on Front.
>>540831690I would say Tokino Minoru but after I checked he is actually an Irish. There's no such thing as Japanese thoroughbred kek. Bakushin is still descended from Northern Taste, a Canadian, btw.
>>540832280Shut the fuck up.
>>540831972could you imagine haru and nishino sucking your dick then mayano and digital just whips out their cocks
>bakushin is a leaf
>King Halo's potential skills are each exclusive to Medium, Mile, and Sprint
>>540832280please urara... I don't have any more dirt shoes...YAMEROOOO
>gold ship just won a cm3 lobbyWHAT THE FUCK BROS I THOUGHT SHE WAS SHIT THIS CUP
>game is called umamusume>he still imagines 2/3 the cast having horsecocks
>>540832473Straightaway Spurt still applies to CM3's track
>>540832524>He doesn't imagine the horse cockWhat is wrong with you.
>>540831629What other uniques would you put in her
>Sorry Toreina-san we are busy tallying so it's impossible to complete your dailies which is where 60% of your daily carats come from. Prs understand.WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS? DO THEY EVER FIX WITH THIS WITH QOL OR ARE JPs GETTING FUCKED TOO?
you see i did not put groundwork on my seiun so that my curren can catch up to her in the mid race and overtake her at an opportune timea pace chaser pacer if you willall according to plan
>>540831690>>540832327I dont understand thisEvery thoroughbred horse is Arab and British
>>540832583Rudolf I guess
Why don't people ever build hybrid ace Nattie, like get her debuffs but also get both gambler golds
>All these guys worrying about having groundworks>When the real strat is having 18* blue spark + 18* URA Finale
>>540832674That's like saying every human are technically African.
>>540832618Is still the same in jp
>>540832381Digitan is definitely a grower with a giant unkempt horsecock
>>540832618You had 23 hours to do them.
>>540830979Where is the incest fetish
>>540832394dahby is irish
https://www.movic.jp/shop/g/g03938-00303-00008/
>T M Clan rebranded their crown names from T M to Temu
>>540832618>same time every single week>19 hours to log in for 1 minute and do one team trial>Not being able to do so is the game's faultThis one is on you bro.
>>540832618>didn't do a single TT all dayLiterally how?
>>540832819IT HASN"T BEEN 23 HRS SINCE RESET NEICHA
>>540832737Because she's not very good and it's very hard to give her accel golds.Not like that's going to stop me from making an Ace Natie in this CM3 and a "hybrid Ace" with Murmur for CM4.
>>540832381Mayano would do this.
>>540832897TEMU OPERA BROS....
>>540832737im trying to build her as and end hybrid ace in cm4so that her murmur can catch ends as welllate surgers apparently """stand no chance"""
>>540832779Except humans had like 300000 years to evovle differntly, meanwhile are race horses has recently been imported, mostly from Arabia and north Africa since they have the best horses since roman times.
>>540832473Golshi has to punish naughty metaslaves who thought they would escape from her after CM2
>>540832737Hybrid just means your shit at everything either stick to Ace or Debuffer
Funniest part of looking up hors lineages is seeing Northern Dancer multiple times on the same page
>>540831972I am a fillies trainer now
>>540831229gigawhale deck only to lose to f2p groundwork umadols who got into racing as a side gig
>>540832897>Temu Opera O
>>540832473golshi deck?
>>540829262>OMG HARU URARA RICE SHOWER AND MAYANO TOP GUN ARE ALL MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINOSYeah
>>540833120Massive horses...erotic.
>>540832473I built my own Golshi too. She's surprisingly performing better than my Vodka and Grass. Her unique is just so goddamn busted.
Rice is my imoutowife
>"gigawhale deck">look inside>just MLB SRs and KSB
>>540831616Hell no nigga Daiwa Scarlet is Torena’s childhood friend and loves him very much
>>540831329That's exactly what makes their rivalry so compelling. You can't have one without the other.
Just got my first A+ hors! ＼(＾▽＾)/**199 runs in**
>>540833437Her unique is a natural anti-blocking agent simply because it shifts the racing algorithm or whatever you'd like to call it into maneuvering for overtakes way earlier than everyone else normally would
>>540833598>imoutowifedo you fuck your little sister?
>>540833771Nice spoilers dumbass I am going to make fun of you
https://youtu.be/1TCX90yALsI?si=3WXRFwxdW29tWhxQ friendly reminder trainer-sans
>>540833408too late, i quit the lobby before posting
>Try to make a meme mile Golshi>Golshi runs at least better contribute to the event atm
>>540833885shit i've never used spoiler text before and I guess the first result I got from googling didn't work
>>540834017I got 700k in no time doing Grass runs
>>540834039highlight and hit ctrl+s
>>540832832Rice Shower
>>540833914Yes and on the other side of the coin its possible to fuck up royally on your stats and skills and put up what you are 100% certain are mediocre umas but still highroll your races to victory anyway
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>540834080wtf I've been typing the spoiler tags out manually this whole time
>>540833771>** **
>>540834226haha ur stupid 8hy04
>>540834192She's a juvenile
>>540834226Minutes of your life wasted...
Haven't tried yet but is it possible to proc Furious Feat as Pace Chaser this CM3 or is this too much gamba?
>>540834305You better have done that intentionally, or I'll make fun of you too.
>>540834226Me too
>>540834357Out of 10!
Wait a fucking minuteOther umas?Losing to Urara?TO HARU URARA???
>>540834192>
brehs....season 2 was so peak I love Teio
>>540834226Protip: Actually pay attention to all the benefits you can get from 4chanX. You most likely already have 4chanX. Might as well get the most out of it.
>>540834386Your Pace Chaser would have to be in 6th or worse for it to proc so you'd probably need to run 2 front runners and hope that your opponents are bringing 3 front runners (or that your Pace Chaser falls behind their pace chasers).
>>540834226>special needs>>540834501You piece of shit, why were you born a Kingfag.
Cute want them all
>>540834640She never got first. We never said she always got last.
>>540834640Real life Urara got some 2nd and 3rd places, so it's good.
>>540834754>Bing Halo
>>540834228bwo thinks he's on tower
>>540834876Yeah, I want to bing Halo if you know what I mean.
>>540833882Everyone fucks their little sister?
>>540834876>Crystal Cafe
>>540834717I don't trust technology so I never install addons of any kind. I don't hear soundposts, I don't have 4chanX, and I rely on my browser's in-built adblocker.
>>540834192Alright then.
>>540833882what's the alternative?
>>540835061What if I break your chain and call your uma something cute? What about that, huh?
Here is your classmate. She wants you to do her homework for the rest of the year. What do?
>>540835079gigabased luddite. technology after 2010 was a mistake
>>540835190Fucking your older sister.
>>540834640>Shadowverse is still a thingRage of Bahamut died for this game
>>540835290I bring a gun to school and kill myself in front of class
>>540831638everyone knows you should stretch before a big workout. it's torena's job to loosen her up
>>540835216Name 1 (one) thing cute about Bakushin
Think, Seiun Sky, think! You will be the Blockushin for my tomboy CM team!
>>540835061>Bakashit
>>540835410her aristocratic forehead
>>540835410Her 5head
Some careers have questionable goals, like why Mazurensky needs to participate in sprint/long races? Was like that IRL? hurr durr let's train our horse and make it participate in a race with a length that is the opposite of the one it was trained for hurr durr
>>540835401I want to smell her umahole after a race
>>540835368https://youtu.be/StrrRob3nOs?t=19
Tazuna, the mare is tempting me again!
>>540835589Who the fuck still watches Family Guy you fag
>>540827553the real golshi liked to go to the crowd and just stand there as fanservice for the audience
>>540835508Rice wouldn't insult one of her dear friends...
>>540835818Probably gen alpha on tiktok next to subway surfers
>>540835715SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>540835917>Bakushin>Rice's friend
>>540835818bruh i watch family guy funny tiktoks on my second iphone when im doing dailies u pmo fr
Cinderella Gray
>>540835586Maruzensky has a fanfic career in Uma since the JRA banned him from competing in graded races.
>>540835894>fixedMore like ruined. TopRo is great just the way she is.
>>540835258Mambo eroi~
>>540835976Yeah?You did read through her career and stories instead of skipping everything like an ADHD zoomer right, anon?
>>540826794I LOVE MY WIFE
Sex
>>540835368
>>540835586First-rate Uma Musume can run no matter the distance.
>>540836187>>540836183King Jobberfags deserve the guillotine.
>>540836013I want to kiss Oguri's feet
>>540836187Pic unrelated
That kind of full nelson?
>>540836256Sex Halo: The Master Chief Collection slander will not be tolerated
>>540836143from evil ass scientist confused for a pharmacistto high as a fucking kite
>>540836364Opera isn't for (You) like this.
Rudolf... Where is Rudolf...
>>540836462Not for (You) maybe but for (Me) yes
I can fix her
My danchou betrayed King Halo for H*shi Amazion.How do I overthrow him?
>>540836541Win the CM3 finals with King Halo
I keep forgetting that on mondays TT is tallyingthis is the 2nd time I lose out on carats because of it
SERIOUS QUESTION:Which Umas keep it hairy? So far I've thought Maruzensky, Tachyon, Neicha, Mancafe, Vodka, Seiun Sky, potentially Rice(?), on the fence about Tickezo and Doto. But I'm a casual so I want input from experts.
>>540836620You will literally never come back from this
Real trainers run their career dailies right after the new day
>>540835368hell yeah
>>540834192>>540834357reminder that sweepy is already a loose granny when kitasan fucked her
So if i finished Cinderella Grey and Road to the topWhat should I watch next?
>>540836646Oguri would. Haru too assuming she's not naturally hairless. Nice Nature would have a small trimmed bush but not a rainforest. Matikanefukitaru shaves it into consolation shapes.
Finishing this race.
If I'm building an uma to act as a front runner blocker, do I need 1000+ power as well as 1000+ wit, or would something like this Seiun Sky work? (Please ignore the Snowy Days - I had nothing else to spend my last 60 points on.)
>>5408369651200 power 1200 witgo
>>540836143
>>540836965>mile SThis could have been an ace
>>540836462Imagine having that low of a self-esteem
>Getting Condor's unique epithet requires you to ignore the career narrative that made her freak out and ditch her plan to win the Japan Cup a year earlyok
>>540837038Ok, boss. I'll make a Seiun Sky with those stats.>>540837124But I don't want a Seiun Sky ace.
>>540837075
>>540836965>>540837038they need the 1000+ power yeah the front runners are going to be aiming for about 800 more if they get lucky without given up other stats and goals
>>540837075there was one where the trainer was kissing her forhead, do you have it?
>Want to stay faithful to my shining umadol>Effortlessly attracted to Curren ChanHelp me umadolbros... I don't wanna fall for this harlot...
>>540836863re:Haru i don't know if this is the right methodology but i was just universally assuming all umas could grow it for the sake of fair comparison. i think Symboli doesn't shave but Air Groove does
>>540836913Uma equivalent of Rocket Race?
>>540837224>Tachyon requires S-rank or higher parentOtherwise it isn't too complicated but that ain't happening for now
>>540837301shes a literal succubus don't fall for her tricks
When are we getting this cool looking horse like she fits well in Senran Kagura
>giantess tramplingWhat did they mean by this
>front blockerSeriously, why. What's the logic? Why not just build a Front Ace? You're already going through the hassle of getting Groundwork and 3 green skills, you might as well make her an Ace at that point.Let's say you build that blocker. Sure, you cucked some Fronts who can no longer use Angling and Scheming, but they still can possibly win with Victoria por Plancha. You've now also cucked yourself out of one Ace possible.And those guys who brought Fronts? They're also likely bring a Late Surger or a End Closer. So you're still setting yourself to possibly lose.It make no sense. Why are you doing this meme strategy?Literally the only 1 victory my King has had in room matches was when two people brought Blockushins.
>>540837251Got it, I'll make a Seiun Sky who can block even the Blockushins.
>>540826794>>540836143>>540837075>>540837246
Fuji’s banner was pushed back to Oct 10th :(
>>540837246>>540837075Big fucking 5head...
>>540835079spoiler shortcut works on the native extension as well
>>540836808This is the official watch order for the Uma Musume franchise. Ideally you watched Cinderella Gray last, but it's still a good entry point for the series.>Uma Musume first ever public PV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE>Uma Musume Pretty Derby (2018)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby S2 (2021)>Spy x Family (2022)>Bocchi the Rock! (2022)>Onii-chan wa Oshimai (2023)>Trigun Stampede (2023)>Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute! (2023)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby Road to the Top (2023)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby S3 (2023)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby Road to the Top (Movie) (2024)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby Beginning of a New Era (2024)>The Apothecary Diaries (2024)>Frieren (2024)>UmaYuru>UmaYon>Rock wa Lady no Tashinami deshite (2025)>Uma Musume Pretty Derby Cinderella Gray (2025)
Oguri....
>>540837472You're just jealous Grass Wonder will never step on you
>>5408374691 more year
>>540837578thanks anime enjoyer
>>540837527That'd better be a (very unfunny) joke.
>>540837489I can see it cooking. Falcon and Bakushin are good blockers because their ults are good and are all about denying Rod/AnS early.
>>5408374693rd anniversary for JP, so a little more than 2 years for us.
>>540837224Nice Nature has the most bullshit epithet to achieve
>>540837612what does scarlet have to do with oguri?
AHHH MY EYES!
>>540837484One good blocker can cuck literally every frontrunner in existence, while your front runner ace who can still get cucked by other fronts and blockersMaximize the enemy's chances at losing and you will slowly win more
>>540837301Remember Falco's good points
I can't accidently stop making aces without borrowsAlso CURREN CHANG ENJOYERS BIG FINDINGS: IF YOUR FRONT IF SUB OPTIMAL (suzuka) SHE WILL SLOW DOWN AT THE FINAL CORNER MAKING IT SO CURREN PROCS HER ULT WAY MORE OFTEN, MASSIVE!
>>540837624Not really.I'd much rather have the Teio Step.Sweep Tosho and/or Nishino Flower would be fine, too.
>>540837578hmm...
Even though I don't think I'll use her I'm going to pull for Fuji Kiseki
>you hear a knocking on your door>look through your peephole>see pic relatedwhat do
>>540836808read Brian's manga
>>540837578>Watching the shitty remake of Trigun
>>540837578so do i watch the end of evangelion before or after episodes 25 and 26?
>>540837986BIWA'S MASSIVE TITS
>>540837986I'll wait for the anime adaptation in 2030.
>>540837941Ignore and go back to sleep pretending I'm not home.
>>540837941open the door and proceed to blow my brains out in front of her
I'm done with umas. I want ningens.
>>540837986>right on her facebased Biwa
>>540838217Are you sure about that?
>>540838024It's not even a remake, is it? Pretty sure I heard the story is barely the same, if at all.
>>540838054You watch EoE After you've watched the rebuilds. And then you watch the original anime.
It’s almost like nobody else cares that Fuji’s banner is supposed to be in 2 days and the umamusume twitter still hasn’t announced anything about it yet
>>540837612Kitahara canonically becomes one in body and mind with McQueen thought.
>>540838086>>540838262you think biwa has big areolas?
>>540836528That won’t work out but you could always get a job at her evil lab, I hear the benefits are great
>>540838269I'm sick of smelly umas!!!
>>540837578you forgot tengen toppa gurren lagann and kamen rider starting from the showa era
>>540837761Oguri's real life jockey (who is the inspiration for Kitahara) ends up being the jockey for Daiwa Scarlet once Oguri retires.
>>540836462she literally gives you an engagement ring...
>>540838349of course and so has Brian, it runs in the family
>try rare card version of Suzuka instead of SSR for summer-runner>3 career run so far>all run got summer-runner from herHuh. Weird how that works
>>5408383212 days until Fuji Kiseki. Trust the plan.
>>540838295is cinderella gray a rebuild or original? and when do i watch kizumonogatari?
>>540837578Which horse is MaoMao based on? I don't think they got the rights.
Agnes Tachyon?Don't you mean Reddit Tachyon?
>>540837941Gaslight her
>>540838507Suzuka doesnt have summer runner though RETARD
>>540838634HOLY
>>540838634WHOA
>>540838507I meant for left-handed
how do I make it so more horse girls don't lose in PVP and team trials? I think I can consistently complete career mode but i'm still getting raped in PVP. is this a good score even?how do i get better?
>>540838634only natural that Opera has a bush that magnificent. I kneel.
>>540838450>>540837761Daiwa Scarlet's *one and only* jockeyAs in Still in Love-Hideaki Miyuki type of jockey
>>540837578Where does the seabiscuit movie fit in
>>540837941Open the doorGet on the floorDo the dinosaur
>>540838634Why are men so hot?
>>540838634based rapelord
>>540838634>bush opera oSEEEEXOOOOOOO
>>540838634nah she 100% shaves
>>540838634usually i don't care for bush but opera looks great.
>>540838620King Halo wouldn't say that. She might prop herself up but she'll never put others down, except maybe her mother.
>>540838634what does it smell like
>>540838739Holy fucking shit, I am old
>>540838634YIKES
>>540838634I bet it smells really musky and nice
>>540838321They announce the schedule on the first of the month.
Post your Vodkas
>>540838634I love bush
>>540837578Just a small correction. Cinderella Gray doesn't have Pretty Derby sub title.
>>540838834this might be a bit out there but i'm thinking a strong tea
>>540838634
I joined a CM3 room in Victoria Frontier’s discord and the people there got legitimately mad at me for not running 3 frontrunners
>>540838924
>>540838634Based
>>540838634I don't see a nipple or vagina so it's SFW
>>540838821>>540838862homosexuals off my board thanks
>>540838829What's the story with that anyways? Was there some friction with her irl mother?
what the FUCK
>>540838634Fact: NTR had no reaction to naked opera so she has a decent, average trim
my three favorite umas are tm opera o, fuji kiseki, and mejiro ryan.
>>540839241why are you gay?
>>540839241Nobody asked, Fujoshi-san.
>>540839241patrician taste
>>540839241>2/3 reddit umasyikes
>>540839241haha gay
>>540839241i also love dickgirls
>>540838634Some lawyer once defended a client that if the pussy was hairy enough you couldn't see under it wasn't nudity and won
>>540839180I'm guessing that was for JP only
If even ONE more of you dumbos call her Spechud one more time, the consequences will NEVER be the same
>>540839180global sisters...
re-watching season 2 again, and Komorebi no Yell is forever ruined for me
>>540839241>likes women trying to be mensounds pretty gay to me
>>540839180i assume we're getting anime oguri or a new horse girl that they didn't have the rights for until now
>>540838217Unfortunately, it's not like you have a choice, Anon.
>>540827818oh, you'll love Beginning of A New EraNTR jobs hard in the one race she partcipiates in
>>540839241yep I’m thinking quadruple frottage in an onahole with futanari tomboy umamusume
>>540839241My three favourite umas are Fuij Kiseki, Seiun Sky, and Vodka.
>>540839180global piggus get nothing
why do spics have the ugliest looking memes?
>>540839543I wouldn't ever be seduced by kita-chan
>>540836541please don't expose our danchou like that
>>540839241t.
>>540839543Tracen Umas are all under agedMeanwhile, I can get married to Aoi immediately if we wanted to
>>540839637He can't keep getting away with.
Oh yeah, Orfevre has the same VA as Mio.
>>540839516>fuji kiseki's raceweardon't you dare lump this beautiful slut with those dykes ever again
>>540839520>they finally get the deep impact owner rightslol lmao
>>540839623I was told Cygenerous gave a lot of gibs and that makes up for the shit currency rates. I thought I was lied to but they were generous to JP. They just hate global.
>>540839241Very nice.My three favorite Umas are Seiun Sky, Biwa Hayahide, and Air GrooveThat said King Halo is absolutely competing for a spot
>>540839748Like the vtuber?
>>540839520maybe its just stegosaurus you know
>>540839608this but unironically
>>540839701I'd wait for her to grow some pubes
Holy moly
>>540839896erm you just got upgraded gibs thougheverbeit
>>540839930Anon, have you never seen K-On?
>>540839930Yeah
>>540839701I completely ignore character ages because the chronology in uma musume is so fucked up and inconsistent that age is basically irrelevant>Kita and Dia are kids in season 2>in season 3 they're now teenagers but everyone else looks exactly the same
>>540840048We got parity gibs months after being given fewer.
CM3 experimentation room: the so called front heavy CM61932256Bring:>ONLY your strongest FRONT RUNNER (try to bring only one, but if there is not enough participants you can register multiple later i guess)>do not bring blockers, tho ace smart falcons are fair gameTesting:>importance of groundwork or lack thereof>front runner "leap frog" behavior>first to last gap length, prevalence of rail hugging>will smart falcon one-sidedly mog other fronts? what about herself>personally i am fielding a front with no groundwork to test her mid race skills potency, take advantage of the all-front lobby and test whatever theory (or gaslight) you wantwill start when full, 9 slots.summary will be available
>>540839790>tfw King Kamehameha, Deep Impact, and Sodashi will never be the peak horse girls they were destined to be because an old fat jap thinks he can’t profit from it
>>540839896You will get your gibs in due time. But not before it.
>17 years old
>tfw we've come to a time where zoomers are in 4chan and don't know what K-On! isGod damn... It's been 17 years since I started posting here.
>>540840148>we will have to continue coping with Gold City as the most beautiful horse for the next 20 years
>mfw my top three favourites are seiun sky, maruzensky and oguri cap but nobody will take me seriously because they just so happen to be the meta picks
Mejiro Ryan is cute, she just needs a different haircut. Short hair is fine, just differently styled
>>540839748>>540840057>Satomi Sato (Ritsu) is a VA...>... for Godolphin Barbwe were so close to kino k-onbwos
>>540840213kids today haven't even seen Haruhi. I'm sorry unc-sama but our time has passed.
>>540839896Global also doesn't have the support cards for the season 2 BD
So is K-On like Bocchi the Rock but for you old people?
>>540840270Gold City wishes she was her
>>540840564Sort of.
Fillies have no place next to torena's cock
Fellow ojii-sans... How are we going to compete with the kids for uma wives?
>>540839701Call this copeBut I think most of the Umas are at least 17-18I don’t think many of their parents would be okay sending their 14-16 year old kids off to a school they’ll live on their own at with merchandise sold in their image and the potential to travel internationally like El Condor Pasa or Silence Suzuka. Maruzensky has a car and evident driving experience so she’d have to be at least 19 assuming she’s only lived in Japan
>>540840124>>540840124>>5408401245 more slots oh fuck i should have set it to start in 24 hours35 mins more to 15 min mark
>>540835079i wish i could hear soundposts but i don't know how to make it work even with the extensions
>>540840636Fuck their moms like Kitahara did
>>540840636With money, of course.
>>540840636We don't have to. Only old people play uma.
>>540840723download violentmonkey it just werks on my machine
>>540840636I'm channelling my fat faceless old man energy
>>540840336i've seen women with this long sideburns hairstyle and it looks even better in person. she's cute enough anyways
>>540840742white narubi...
>>540840336evil mcqueen gaslighted her
>>540840569damn mare....
>>540840684>maruzensky is 19lollmaoseeking the egg hands typed this post
>>540840798
Almond Wife
>>540839129Goodbye Halo, irl King Halo's mother, is a very accomplished racehorse. Compare that to King Halo who's only notable achievement is the Takatsunomiya Kinen. There probably wasn't any actual friction considering they're horses. But the writers and producers thought that King Halo's story as it is now was interesting given how King Halo compared to his mother. King Halo was also favored during his original Triple Crown run alongside the Golden Generation, but just fell short.
>>540840684copehalf the cast is canonically in middle school
>>540840891TL note: she has tightness in her quadriceps, so torena is massaging her legs to help her recover faster!
>>540841042also kingu's dad was an Arc winner and one of the strongest horss in europe
>>540841042Momma Halo won the Kentucky Oaks
Mejiro Ryan’s hair is one of her charm points. People who don’t like it should just choose a different Uma instead of trying to adapt a based one to their normie tastes
>20 year old zoomer who might have a future as some CompSci or engineer degree>30 year old ojii-san with disposable income and more smellHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>>540841191she had 7 G1 wins
>>540841029don't choke your umas that's not nice
>Can't even hit 1100 speed with 4 speed cards and 20% growthMy luck has been getting worse and worse...
>>540841209>option 3: a stallion
>>540841191>>540841182king jobber..
>>540841273They love it
>>540841209What about an Ojisan that played a Dreamcast back in the day?
>ace run>get nurse super early>charm chakra>first time it failed in my 300+ total runsgoddamn it
>>540840569Who's that supposed to be?
She’s too sexy
>>540841114That’s a very interesting looking massage gun
When will we be allowed to test the same horses against each other
>>540840087now this is a Marvelous post
>>540841369Depends. What is your favorite Dreamcast game?
>>540841182>>540841191really makes the commercial of King Halo finally proving his pedigree make so much sense
>>540841201this but unironically
>>540840786i tried to download tampermonkey and didn't find violentmonkey, or is it the same and im dumb
>>540837472They know what people want
>>540840387Kris love
>>540841432Shenmue
>>540841394It’s for massaging the clit
>>540841492they're different
>>540841517They should be lifting their skirts
>>540841042The story behind King’s bitch of a mother is actually related to her jockey who’s mother made his life a living hell to make him give up being a jockey so he didn’t hurt himself.
>>540841383Surely Mihono Bourbon isn't autistic enough to strip in public or in front of Toreina in the name of efficiency?
https://youtu.be/8ByBwpILd78wtf zenno rob roy this is some Through Fire and Flames shit
>>540840124>>540840124>>540840124currently 5/9when it hits the 30min mark, i will have no choice but to call in reinforcements from...
>>540841739zenno rob roy still has the arima record btw
>>540841026you have to be 18 to get a jap drivers licensenobody who just got their license is intelligent behind the wheel19 was a minimum retard
>>540841724Autistic girls still get horny
>>540842007
>>540841381Sodashi, the white wonderA pure white mare with 3 G1 wins and several other podium places. She’s known for being one of the most beautiful horses to ever hit the race track. Unfortunately she’s owned by the owner of Deep Impact and King Kamehameha and will probably never see an official umamusume.
>>540842007>>540838634Who does these fluffy pubes appeal to
>>540841698Sweaty King Halo activates my brain in ways I didn't think was possible. I didn't think it was possible for a single Uma Musume to capture my soul so.
>>540842007Whoa
>>540842007this is sloppa isnt it
>>540841875Fine I’ll throw my suboptimal FR in for you
>>540842114heterosexual men
>>540842336I prefer bald cunny though...
Final Fantasy VII is now 29 years oldAIM came out 29 years agoHarvest Moon: Back to Nature is now 27 years oldStarcraft: Brood War is now 27 years oldEd Edd n Eddy is now 27 years oldThe Matrix came out 27 years agoMove Along came out 20 years agoMapleStory was 20 years agoCode Geass started 19 years agoEndless Eight happened 15 years agoLionel Messi is 38 years old
>>540838676the team rank doesn't mean too muchbut you want horses with as many skills as you can get 400 ish wit but also good enough stats to win the races
>>540842114Me.
>>540842007having that much hair is not hygienic
>>540842131
>>540827797damn they even have the part with rudolf being pissy after losing
>>540842374
>>540842408Trainer can't even fap alone...
>>540842208ye
I will now keep playing your game.
>>540842374bald cunny is just that, cunnynon-cunny women should have a bush as Nature Nicely intended>>540842493pubic hair promotes healthier microflora and lowers UTI risk
If I cut off Bourbon's antenna will she die?
>>540840213>It's been 17 years since I started posting here.
>>5408401248/9FUCK someone bring another falcon or else the current one is gonna mog all of us
>>540842674but not in that size
>>540841698Now I understand how skin condition ends up a thing after too many races>>540842131upvote
>>540842468>>540842570Stop making me fall further for her
>>540842661Hope you like clowns
CM3 room: 68271530I feel like every uma I have for this CM sucks. Show me how badly
>>540842468She could tell me I’m gonna die in 5 seconds with that face and I’d die happy
>>540842770anon that's the normal size
>>540842698It would be extremely painful
eleven (11) days until CM registration.your aces are ready, right /uma/?
>>540842882it's not
>>540842974nice cock bro
>>540842918>>540842698The Dark Knight Rises came out 13 years ago.
Stop having sex with your trainee all night. They’re struggling in class!
>>540842986I'm grinding fans for Tachyon so I have no time for nonsense
>>540842756>someone put up a vodka in the room
>>540840213I know what K-On! is, I just don’t careI’m youngMy knees workand I like Uma Musumesimple as
holy RETARDGOD
>>540843087>he doesn't have the expert title yetbricked
>>540842408>>540842645>toreenaa, we agreed you'd contact us whenever you're horny. Doing this yourself is a big no-no
>>540842974nice cock
>>540843051yes it ist. female pubic hair inspector>>540843195being a zoomer is no excuse i'm 23 and K-ON is my favorite everything of all time
>>540842662Fits surprisingly well despite her being a chestlet.
>>540842974nick cock senpai
>>540843351>fapping is forbidden once you become a TrainerI hate this
>>540843482good taste bro
>team trials tallyingReally bro..
>>540841892You can thank Tap Dance City for for setting up the impossibly fast pacing during 2004 Arima Kinen. In fact if the top 5 horses that raced during 2004 Arima Kinen were to race Arima in another year, they'd won. Though still senior autumn triple crown (and Arima Kinen record!) is something that is still can't be replicated to this day. Turning such a legendary horse to an oppai loli must be shocking for some boomer keibafags in Japan kek.
>>540843538And exactly how are they going to stop me from fapping?
>>540843591>not finishing team trials and moonlight sho first when you log inYour fault.
>>540843649They can smell their trainer's erect cock from miles away.
>>540843649chastity belt
>>540843482Whatever you say gramps
Yeah i would suck an uma’s futanari cock if it was bigger than mine and yeah I would swallow her cum. What about it?
>>540843591I am with that guy>>540843708 Thats all on you, bro.
>>540843813Gold Ship would put this on her trainer without him knowing. He would wake up one day and it would just be on.
>>540843945also she would eat the key
>>540843945Golshi would milk her torena dry while he’s asleep and convince him he just has ED
>>540843637why is kris s there, he retired after winning arima the previous year
>look at my TT units for the first time in two months>they're all fucking asswtf was i thinking making these
K-ON is like one of the most popular anime of all time. And it might be the first anime for some. Though newer anime fans that started watching anime since covid tend to ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY watch shounen anime or any other shit with hype moments and aura farming (JJK, yes Uma Musume included, how many globalfags got into uma because of BOANE? ALOT)
>>540844305who are you replying to
>>540844354Me.
>>540840213>>540842732>found 4chan in 2007 and i'm still herefellow ancient bros...
Jiii...
>all I do is spam career mode trying to get hot springs tickets and spend every carat on umarolling >have not interacted with anything elseso uh how do I farm sparks or whatever
>>540844547you're doing it right now
>>540844436>height mogs>chest mogs>personality mogs>hat mogs>total-winnings mogs>breeding mogsgold shit doesn't look like mcqueen. mcqueen looks like gold shit.
>>540844520...Fine, we'll get some burgers for lunch today. With extra patties.
Very importanthttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/1972594553476751870
lol tamamo is poor
>>540844547You are playing the game healthily, it's better to be ignorant
>>540844628so you just randomly get sparks when you finish a career or is it predetermined somehow? do you just hope you get a particular stat at three stars like speed or power?
>>540840213i know what K-on is, I just haven't watched it yet. A lot of my friends somehow don't know what Haruhi is though.t. 22 year old
>>540844926white sparks are from the skills you buy in careerblue sparks can roll 3* if you get up to 600 in the stateverything is chosen at random
>>540844957Haruhi is shit, the 8 episodes was a deal breaker for me and honestly aside from the Rei clone and Sugita I didn't like anyone from that show, Haruhi is a terrible person too.Your time is better spent on watching other Kyoani animes instead.
>>540840124>only i did not bring groundworkalright i feel stupid now>someone brought vodka>smart falcon did not proc her unique to brock>relatively large front to last gap (not counting vodka)okay groundwork is not a gaslight
>>540844917I wish the tickets were more common honestly. Feels like it's been a month since I got one. At least now I'm a god at actually finishing career mode now. >>540845079sounds interesting. didn't know about the 600 stat thing.
>>540845292>Muh 600 wit requirmentsI'll never believe you people again.
>>540844926In short yes hence all the jokes and frustration.oh buddy where to start. In short blues are rolled on 1 of your 5 stats then your star amount value is based on your stats being at certain amounts. whites are based on the skills you bought with a greater chance if your legacy/parents also has them.I recommend looking up a video or reading the spark guides for details
>>540845308estimated at 3%
>>540845241if endless eight is the deal breaker for you then any critique you have for the series can be easily summarized as weakness. do better unc
>>540844615Mayano...you're gonna make me go to jail...
marvelous
>>540843482Hell yeah, here’s my gitah
>>540845395if everyone is a witlet it's even more random
>>540844905top cun doesn't strike me as a bass player.>>540844547>>540844926read this: https://gametora.com/umamusume/legaciesthe general idea is to specialize a parent for a specific type of racer. you're not only looking for stat/blue sparks but also pink/distance sparks and good skills. for example, a frontrunner parent is going to be skilled much differently than an end-closer parent. a sprint parent with stamina blues is useful, a long parent with guts is less. this isn't touching upon which uniques are good/bad for each style, distance, or even specific to the track.
>>540845241
>>540845490what an incredibly offensive aesthetic. even twin turbo is superior to this mess.
>>540845490She actually looks good here. Those 2 hair buns are the only thing making her ugly I guess
>>540845241>15+ years later and people are still buck broken by the endless eightthis is why Haruhi is a timeless classic
>>540844907why even take the bento box if you have nothing? lmao her mom is diabolic
>>540845292if falco cant get in front she cant activate her unique
Danchou I'm gonna go play me some dynasty warriors for a few daysdon't kick me m'kay?
>>540845880it depends, which one are you playing?
>>540844907Oguri wouldn't give away her food
>>540843708>>540843894I think it’s genuinely ridiculous, and they should change the daily for that specific day to another quest. Why can’t the devs even adjust such a simple problem
>>540845292Funnily enough the winning Maruzensky failed the Angling wit check but since she at least denied it from everyone else, Pasa unique + a near perfectly timed Daiwa unique brought it home. Vodka also hit an insane Furious Feat timing within 0.06s of it becoming possible to proc, but fell flat on everything else.
>>540845880the flatliners have already been noted. decision-making for the 1st has already been made.
https://youtu.be/gQ3KGhlb0Gc
Mayano Top
>>540845990Bro you had 20 hours to do it. There is no problem but you.
>>540845942Originsdiscount is going away in 2hrsI gotta make a decision
>>540845530cute giita even doe esp mogs gibsons
>>540845990No, you're just extra silly.
>>540845880which kingdom and officer is your favorite
>>540845756>>540845764duality of man
>>540845990I agree that they should bring over the Trainer's Note feature so even retards like you who can't be bothered to play TT within the 18 hours you are given can finish their dailies quickly.
>>540845241what is it about uncs that gets them filtered by the endless eight? i'm a zoombaby and i sat through it just fine. admittedly S1>S2>>>movie but that's because the atmosphere of haruhi is what makes it exceptional and the movie was a cliche slog
Gold City is a pretty attractive horse.
Getting addicted to fuji kiseki’s post-race futanari cock musk
>5 new followers in the past 2 days just to get their hands on my Mejiro Ryanbased. i'm getting like 5-8 rentals a day now. it's not even a good Mejiro.
>hmmmm i will run SR dober for the roaming training effectiveness>end up with like 400 wit
>>540846286>No wispy pubes poking out of her panties as she starts growing hairs in places that never had hair before
>Try to join public cm room>Career rank B or belowYou already lost
It's a new day!
>>540846569thats right mejiro ryan is ATTRACTIVE and IN DEMAND
>>540842808Double paizuri
>>540846530going to spark her banner desu
Cygenerous
>>540846630She's my favorite Mejiro, would make marry, love and impregnate.
>>540846092>>540846256>>540846376And now I got demoted to Class 5, fuck this shit
>host room>restrict A+ umas
DIA TASUKETEEE
>>540846690I’m tempted to do the same, but I might wait for her festival alt.
>>540846569Shit, should I put up mine? She's not that impressive, and my Teio gets like 6-8 borrows a day currently.
>>540846447If you watched it when it was coming out, when every single episode was effectively just a redo of the previous one, you'd be infuriated.
Love me UmasLove me Musumessimple 'as
>>540840124>>540845292>my falco didn't proc groundworkfuark
>>540846725bye
Number one!
>>540846784Lose weight
Thank you WitGod
>>540846725uma named shit:
>>540846818Mine's got like 1/3 of the Playtime Package on her directly and another 1/3 on one of her parents, which I think is the main motivator for her being hired.
I had to do it...
>>540846309I like Ma Chao and his justice autism
Why the fuck did Team Trials suddenly get harder? I was easily getting 460k every week now I can't even get past 440k.
>>540846812I actually think her regular costume is way hotter than the festival alt
>randomly get the King Halo SSR 1st event in her event chain>it's King Halo dragging you around to observe her training for the ballwhatI'm not even her trainer, why did she drag me along like that?
Feels good to be a class 6 chad
>>540846784>DiaIf anything she would help Creek
>fantasy pasta gets a bunch more idle conversation on the menu screen>"I love fantasy but can we play a fighting game next?">Does her fighting pose stanceI love my horse so much. But I'll be disappointed if she picks mortal combat.
>>540846784we can go heavier
>>540847052a lot of events you are just hanging out with the uma in the card
It's new day des!!
>T.M. (read: tei em) owner changed their horses name to TeMuwtf Temu Opera O is real nowhttps://x.com/sini_ham/status/1972491843368858102
Are Fighter and those other random accel skills useless?
PC players, do you play through Steam or through an Android emu? The Steam one is kinda slow for me a lot of the time
>>540847220why change their name after they've already racedor is it just new horses
>>540847285I want to nadenade her tits through those armpit gaps
In hindsight I think I'm thankful for the accelerated schedule despite it fucking over most f2ps. I can't imagine waiting for 2 months just to farm nonstop parents/aces for CM and waiting for a month for a new banner to drop.
retention secured
>>540847328Why the fuck would I use an emulator when Steam exists.
>>540847325always depends on the track
Technical Machine Opera O...Trademark Opera O...TrackMania Opera O...Thulium Opera O...
>>540846784>implying Super Creek would do blowjobsanon get real she wants babymaking sex only
>>540847325fighter is just a waste of SP. if it perfectly procs then it's okay but you're going to be bouncing around all of early to mid-race. 99% of the time, it's completely useless.
>>540847615Toyota Motors Opera O...
i love this game...
>MLBed Haru Urara SSR>bought all the friend slot upgradesDo they ever add more Friend Point rewards or am I just stockpiling these forever now
>>540830862>uhh that last part was kinda cringe
Special Wife!
>>540847615Tit Monster Opera O...
i respect this guy's mambo hustlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po7-l3irm9Y
>>540847790they do add more supports there
>>540847220Horse names have a character limit so shortening the crown name frees up more characters>>540847335Looks like only the 1 year olds
Got to class 4, bros!
oi Teme Opera O
>>540847880Are any of them good
>>540847006TT gets harder as people slot their new CM aces in their decrepit team. We are not getting sprint or dirt CMs this year so it shouldn't get that much harder until then
>>540847917Welcome! It's comfy down here. You'll like it.
>>540847941theyre alright cope cards
>>540847835
Well done trainer!
>>540847882i would just change it to TAMA (TAkazono MAsatsugu). "Temu" is not only a free ad but also have bad reputation.
AAIIEEE DEMOTION RANGE
>>540848078Oh shit there goes my paycheck. Imagine how much an Uma eats when growing up.
>>540848116Does Japan even know/care about Temu?
>>540847098She naturally mashes in SNK games I'm sure
Good morning to you too, wife.
>>540848194Could be worse...
>1k carats for linking dataIt's gotta be a trap, right? They are going to steal my account?
>>540848390>1k carats for linking dataHow do I do this
>>540848113
>>540848528It's a main mission.
>>540847098She's going to whoop ass in KoF 98 of course
>>540848390nah they want you to link to your phone or steam so uma is available to you more so you spend more1k carats is a pittance >>540848528data link on the side menu
>2 daily pulls>one 1* character>one NEW! R supportLucky!!!
>>540848540
Where's the chart that lists umamusume by breast size?
hay free carats
>>540848675I got an SR of some kind of NPC uma.
>>540847098do you think she has a King poster in her room?
>>540848815
I'm as happy as getting a meta SSR
>>540848218just look at the qrts bro
>>540848948EXPLODE
>>540848943Still is THAT flat?
>made 2 front aces (sei/falco)>want to make a non-front for 3rd ace>like taishin but doesn't seem actually that great when testing>want something more consistent so not a gambler late>is it fucking mile golshi time???
>>540848943Someone lecture me about Blast Onepiece
consolation prize, yay...
>>540845797her mom's dead, anon...
>>540849163DID YOU KNOWIN UMA MUSUMEBLAST ONEPIECE
>>540848775>she gave her tiara to her daughtercute
anyone got that gif/webm of seeking the pearl spazzing out at 2x speed?
>>540848943How is stay gold so flat?
brat at the juvenile fillies
guys i finally made itmy first retention in class 6
>>540849151that or pace El
>>540846590horses don't have pubic hair
>>540849341They were designing a sexy character
>that feeling of dread when recreation triggers the time-wasting claw game
>>540848943>Mejiro McQueen>Silence Suzuka
>>540848378Pregnant Oguri already sounds scary as hell. She'd be even hungrier then. And then you'll have 2 Oguris to feed. Even the chef at Tracen Academy might be defeated then.
>>540849406do pacers even have good skills for this CM?
>>540848943lmao imagine being flatter than a literal loli
Fatfuck...
>>540849492This is an old man.
>>540849492I'm a titty lover so you're gonna have to post more for me to understand her appeal.
>>540848948YAAAADAAAAAAAA
>>540849623Her ass looks pretty nice for a fat fuck.
oguri's slutty jobber friend
>>540849492>Visible ribs>Hard washboard chest>No baby fatHmm...
>>540849163big dogloves humans and IKZE in particularnot allowed to breed despite winning Arima because nips don't care about breeding Harbinger's kids (except for Nishino Daisy (which is only due to nepotism) and Agni Shine for some reason)
>>540849276not in this timeline
>>540849623>>540849554Wife...
>>540849816she's dead in every timeline, anon...
>>540849817preguri
>>540849783>kidswhoops, I meant sons, his daughters are in high demand as dams
>>540849754This is the fate of all sluts who entered the Tracen sports science program.
>>540844907They definitely had to force Oguri to give her some food.
>>540849754The power...of the big city...
>>540849994oguri gave her the grapes
>valentine bourbon gets groundwork as a level 4 potential skillall this grinding right now feels so stupid knowing it will be infinitely easier in the future
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOM
>>540849754>[Spoiler?]Oguri a shit!
>>540844907Kids who can't afford lunch makes me sad.Dumb umas, making me feel.
>>540849492made for Oyakodon with Dream
>>540850092I want to make your mom a grandmother
>>540850092How would King Halo react if I, her trainer, suddenly hugged her tight, confessed my undying eternal love for her, and asked for her hand in marriage?
>>540850092No
>>540850153don't half of america want to take away all free school lunch programs
>>540850187That’s your mom, Kawakami
>>540850043And there will be a SSR Bourbon that gives the gold version of groundwork. And early lead gets reworked to get rid of the five seconds condition.
>>540850261I don't care about American kids, I care about umas
>>540850254GOODBYE HALOIT'S BEEN NICE
>>540849492She looks like an Auschwitz victim
Does this count as oyakodon?
>>540850261Yeah but black children are the ones most affected so...
Belno a slut!
>>540850418Of course
>>540850467Is her character actually slutty or is that a meme?
>Grass Wonder turns into a giant>Grass Wonder stomps a castle into oblivion>Gold Ship also turns into a giant>Grass Wonder gives Gold Ship a stomping massage while they're both giantsSo which among the writers has a giantess fetish AND a massage fetish at the same time?
>>540850404wtf i love concentration camps now
>>540850418I want to glue Kawakami's forehead
>>540849556Nope just pasa's ult maybe McQueens and Wedding MTG
>>540848943Anyone flatter than Nishino Flower doesn't qualify as female
>>540850615>>540850615>>540850615Nexto
>>540850421it's the black children who starve that grow up into absolute niggers, anon, you're perpetuating the issue
>>540850554Tokyo is a dangerous city
>>540850821Nah. They were going to grow into niggers anyway. By starving them at least we can make sure they are weak niggers.
>>540851264weak niggers will just carry knives or sharpened hairpins on them and are no less dangerous than giga niggas
>>540851402They are a little bit less dangerous, but yeah. The only real solution is the final solution, but we aren't quite ready as a society for that yet.
>>540850043>summer Suzuka gets it from an event Hot damn
