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tv mailman sex
I LOVE TV!!
Spamtenna is why we gatekeep women out of the gaming community.
Tenna LOVE
personal creations anchor reply to this post with your latest work!
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzcZ6sfKR0I
I FUCKING HATE TV!!!!!!!
aw i was going to make a cute noelle thread :(
hello i love them, and i love all of you
>>540902316*rubs spamtenna underwear covered pussy on you*
>>540902164https://files.catbox.moe/ng0i4l.jpegyes'm
>>540902210dropped my shit
the inherent eroticism of a desperate man with nothing left to lose
>>540902372b-but I obliged
>>540902439Man made horrors beyond comprehension.
>>540902372deer sniffs
TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!!
>>540902316I'll keep posting them for my sisters-in-arms, then.
>>540902305
>>540902432why do it to mean male anon who doesnt deserve it instead of me who loves you and tv and is just ok with spamton
Susie takes pity on Ralsei for being timid and alone all the time, and takes his virginity to lift his spirits and give him confidence.
fave undertale/deltarune's vaginal ring uncontrollably shuts and gapes when they're violently aroused
>>540902436could you faggots actually fuck off holy shit dude
WAITER WAITER MORE SNEOTENNA PLEASE
>>540902645yeah this is pretty gay.
>>540902403Hi, I don't love Spamton but I do love you anon
I wonder how all the people who drew spamton sucking dick felt when they found out his mouth is a wood chipper. The dick shredder
>>540902586same
>>540902631Say you love spamton 99 times and I will instead
>>540902508This image is even better animated.
>>540902439>Spamton is hunched over and appears to be in distress.he look like he doin fine
maggot scene from "The Fly" except it's tennayume giving birth to one of his grubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjOwRvQy1A
>>540902432*sniffs and rubs and pushes tongue against clit and hums into slit after locking u inwith arms*
>>540902749>Ever giving birthTerrifying, I'm out
>>540902439
>>540902690I found the scene to be funny
Tongue kissing with fave while hugging them tightly
>>540902645nothing is gayer than straight sex
>>540902508Me when someone calls my theory dumb
Asgore will live, Dess will live, Asriel will live and bone Dess. Ralsei WILL be happy, Susie WILL be happy, Kris WILL be happy, and the fun gang along with all the darkners along the way will have a big party in Castle Town. TRUST THE PLANhttps://youtu.be/5qajT8lS2ok
>>540902678underrated
>>540902960Ralsie is double gay, so it circles back to being gay.
>>540902597this is good input so im bumping this again >>540902031 bcs of new bread and so i can use the spamtenna focus group to make even better smut. I do it for you /utg/
killing the green pippins
MuhDeltarune
I need Tenna themed food...
Hello /utg/ I am ALSO a Fangamer employee and my faggot boss is firing me alongside half the department so I've decided to say fuck it as well, I'm also gonna post some leaks I have of the new upcoming merch. Also fuck you John Friendtester you got like half of us fired because of your bitchass tweet from like half a decade ago. Entire department fucked up the ass. Would've ran like clockwork otherwise
If Kris was a girl she'd get a yeast infection and leave a disgusting putrid slime trail on all her pants because she refuses to wear panties even when borrowing Noelles clothes
what are some realistic, in universe ways that kris could be discriminated against for being a human, i'm trying to make something
>>540903001It's going to be like the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion but I'm not sure which ending because I didn't watch or care about NGE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI
>>540903151I wish a cute girl would make this for me
>>540902749What the fuck man I just had dessert whyd you have to post this
>>540903130>hurting a pippinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZWAnyjYB4*goes NEO*
>>540903178having hot tar poured on them and covered in feathers
>>540902645Susie is also an awkward virgin whose entire experience comes from watching porn and actually thinks people yell "I-I' gonna... CUUUUUMM!!!" when they cum
>>540902678I don't have a lot of Sneotenna saved because I as ambivalent to it but now I like it and wish i saved more.
>>540903151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqA5GioaDmsmake it yourself dummy
>>540903128don't bump me being horny wtf i only replied because thread was dead...
How is Noelle so goofy and whimsical? Why can’t reindeer be real?
>>540903178Kris being forced to receive medical care in a separate part of the hospital from monster patients so the sight of their blood doesn’t disgust/frighten the monsters.
>>540903396conversely this is also done to be racist to berdly
>>540903128ask doomer he’s like 50/50 with advice
I love fucked up noelle edits
>>540903178>not being allowed on an age specific ride because they can't verify their age via usual monster characteristics >having an allergy to a common monster-safe ingredient that's rarely ever marked on products>frequently assumed by people they meet that they don't live in the area >talked to like they have an intellectual disability >random monster touching their face/arm to feel their smooth skin without asking
>>540903457i didnt mean to bump youuu sorry I meant bumping my own which I shouldnt have done its ok we die of cringe together
>>540903323it's a famous and beloved movie. a popcorn classic
>>540902678Need more sneo fat and pregnant
>>540903467i hate whimsy, i hate goofiness, and I hope noelle suffers unimaginably in chapters to come!
>>540903467idiot they work for santa so naturally they are busy!
>>540903554I'm like 70/30 on music recommendations my life advice is like 20/80 though. Only thing I'm 50/50 on is my response to kraut, depending on what he's yapping about at the time.
>>540903130The blood splatter gives me old ytp vibes like the shitty stock blood bullet holes.
>>540903453Maybe I will one day when I don't feel like my entire brain would collapse from trying to make something with more than 2% effort, I have to come up with a clever idea for Tenna-shaped food
Spamtenna is the only ship I've gotten into that isn't a rarepair or from an 80s mecha anime. I just want to enjoy being privileged and having 10+ beautiful artworks to save everyday.
>>540903452thats ok anon. we can help
>>540902678Sneotenna sounds like an obscure russian village that was destroyed by radioactive waste water being diverted into the only river in town
Pottery is sacred.Why has no one made the link between Pandora Palace and Pandora batteries yet?
>>540903703These are all good
>>540903497this is pretty good. i wonder if the hospital was freaked out when toriel used to take kris there as a kid/baby. human babies take for fucking ever to walk compared to animals like deers, birds, gators
>>540902749I like that movie. Should I become a Tennayume?
>>540903858I appreciate you so much anon. I gotta go to bed though so I'll have to miss out on sneotenna for now.
>>540903846did chamuro hands write this post....>>540904005sleep tight.
>>540903152That clopen sign idea is too good for Fangamer
>>540904003You can only be a tennayume if you truly love TV. If it's not for you then don't force it.
>>540903323Read this to feel betterhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/71559521?view_adult=true
>>540903846>Spamtenna is the only ship I've gotten into that isn't a rarepair or from an 80s mecha anime.*Undertale phone ring*>Papyrus: Hello? Someone from a Based Depot is calling for you? I told them to leave a message, which I wrote in snow
>>540904081>did chamuro hands write this post....Yes
>>540903889The only thing I could find about a pandora battery is some shit about forcing a boot of a memory stick instead of internal memory on the original PSP.I had the OG PSP and never once heard of this name or phrase but am not unfamiliar with hacking devices and booting up custom operating systems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZR8S-nR3iE
>>540904226i can always tell. you have good taste.
>>540903173She's just like me...
Sometimes I have the thought about how easy it would be to kill a monster and not get caught at all. Literally just stab them and have a vacuum on hand and as long as you have a few minutes and people didn't see you together earlier or whatever, you're good.A lot of 'missing monster' cases are probably straight up murder cases, huh.
>>540903997I don't think Kris was adopted as a baby, although admittedly that's more vibes-based than evidence-based. The Mancountry stuff feels like a vestigal memory from when they were a toddler pre-adoption.
>>540904278tennas ass looks so fat here compared to spamtons
>>540904547i personally believe kris was adopted at a very young age, but let us pretend the age was 7- a 7 year old human is still entirely dependent on a parent compared to a year old foal>>540904532surely there's dust testing, but the lack of a corpse complicates things
>>540902338https://youtu.be/e-iYPIIb0OQ?
Do you think Tenna would let me play with his perfectly plump and deliciously firm butt if I asked very nicely?
>>540904934probably!
>>540904826>dust testingthere probably is something like that, but think of it like this: You kill a monster. You suck up all their dust and take the container with you. How long does it take them to find out that the monster has been killed in the first place?Like seriously, you could probably go on a fucking murder spree and none of them would even be able to tell for a while. It's fucked.
i think im going to start just filtering out spamtenna on ao3
>>540904890love this, love impish little clown freaks, thank you
>>540904234Allow me to 'tism out on this.So once upon a time *leg locks anons trying to escape* PSP was unhackable until an exploit was found through GTA Liberty City Stories and maybe some other game but that was the main one that did save file buffer overflow . There was a steady flow of innovation and we eventually got the custom software/homebrew which is where you might have started to hear about this stuff. However, there was always a danger to brick your PSP, rare, but leaning towards uncommon, it was a real danger and we still had lame ways to get custom software running. Enter Pandora batteries. Someone figured out how to program the batteries to allow a recovery mode and boot up custom firmware so now we hade a full hacked psp AND we can recover poor bricked PSPs which I did for a friend. Then we lived happily ever after with fully hacked PSPs with free games and anime
>>540903438Do you think she'd freak out at the feeling of him cumming inside? Or would she play it cool until she went to the bathroom?
Funky Noelle alternatives rule.
>>540903178Invasive questions are something Kris already kinda gets in town, like that one monster in the apartment who asks Kris what it's like to have blood. Could easily be dependent on age/stage of development (younger monsters asking more gross/bodily questions, older monsters asking more social/mental questions).I saw some fan creators make stuff about not understanding Kris's puberty development, that Kris's digestion is unfamiliar so feeding Kris weird things especially as a baby, or someone even had humans living like wretched dirty things in a post-apocalypse world until they died out and Kris is lucky to be clean and raised in a nice town by nice monsters. Maybe something like a human zoo/"humans live like this" and monsters asking questions of Kris that aren't relevant to how they've lived.I hope you share what you're making.
>>540904934you dont even have to ask nicely anon
I am once again asking for music suggestions for the wrestling stream.
>>540904996That's how Frisk clears out half of the underground before anyone even thinks to start reacting and evacuating and even then there's ton of (arguably stronger) monsters just waiting for Frisk by the end.
>>540904826I think monsters age similarly to humans rather than their animal counterparts. Otherwise Kris would likely be older than most of their classmates, which would surely have come up by now.
>>540904890peak... it's peak
>>540903438susie would be the type who thinks sex always ends in crying and when you ask her why she'd ever think that, she would say she doesn't know and to shut up
>>540904934>*gasp* Anon! This is a family friendly show...>Why don't you stop by my dressing room later instead>But I hope you know what you're getting into! It's a real handful!
>>540902810You fucking freak. I will never forget you.
>>540905147Stronger Monsters, huh?
>>540904996Explains the genocide route desu.
>>540905063How the fuck do you hack a battery? That's crazy.>>540905147Yeah but imagine if you were an adult human in a stereotypical 'small town' full of monsters. You'd quite literally be Michael Myering your way through houses just casually dusting a bunch of monsters and it would possibly take HOURS for anyone to find out, if not days.Does help explain how fucked you are during Genocide route though, there's just 0 indication that you're a freak outward wise unless they notice "Hey this kid is covered in MONSTER dust". No wonder the monsters attack you on sight even if you're friendly in the end.
>>540905129https://youtube.com/watch?v=I-O1daLnczkI like this guy's guitar covers
>>540905520the underground is probably already pretty covered in monster dust from past scuffles or natural deaths
lmao ur dad's dead
This image has me in shambles
>>540905129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3maemHRKjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOqP3wj2x14https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OnAwaDVTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YymwGlbqzIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8SbrLmzCR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLPo8lHVAQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-vLK9IeV8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcmVYUoDNlQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPRX_FSWcQFresh from my based playlist
aw hell naw babby undyne beat spamtong ass
>>540905127I want his consent! I think it'd be pretty hot to hear him agree to let me play with his perfect butt
>>540905791
>>540905931fuck did he do
I replayed Chapter 1 and you know what? I think it's okay to leave it as it is.It brought me this weird sense of nostalgia and felt simple in a nice way. It's short, it sets everything up, and it has just enough to make you wonder "Well what happens next?" Even if it is a little "Yeah get through this part so you can get to the ACTUAL game" to some people, I think that's because going back and playing Chapter 1 right after finishing newer chapters has that effect on you. It's a nice build up.
>>540905868id love to use these but vocal songs tend to get muted more often in the vods so I have to use them sparingly but I think ill add them to my own playlist to listen to anyway. Thank you.
>>540902365uhh hot??
>>540905956>tenna pulling you into the dressing room as you walk down the hallway>tenna gagging you with his plump ass- smothering you before anyone can hear a word>you asked for him to do this before commercials started
Why is there a glaring tutorial on how to pacify enemies in Ch 4
>>540905182He's such a slut... flaunting his own ass just to make you want it more
When Ralsei has his hat on, would that be considered blackface? Or blackfur? Blackfluff?
I miss my adderall.
I want to practice writing in greentext style. someone pleaze give me a prompt that's perverted, gory, and deeply self indulgent
>>540906097robot gore! robot gore!
>>540906327Because of the dev time Toby's playtesters forgot that there were 2 options and about sparing on the same turn that an act will bring them to 100%. Then Toby forgot that actual players wouldn't have a delay between 3 and 4
Hehhehhehhehheh the thread is dead now I can post the good stuff, like hamster ball Ralsei
>>540906064I think they should backport the spare meters and other mechanical bits for consistency, but the content itself is perfectly fine for an intro chapter.
>>540906628I get anxious when the thread moves too fast... I only like to come out in the quiet times (:._
>>540906628This but Ralsei gets stuck inside a tiny ball the size of a marble and I swallow it
Today, I have found another bald Battat gijinka which I think is a little crazy
He's pretty neat.
>>540906953post it. I want to see if it’s new or just more art from the same bald battat person
>>540907038i love TV!
A classic
whatever the roaring is its going to turn ralsei into a boss monster
speaking of gjinkas this is still my favorite battat one
>>540907123https://x.com/borderlambs/status/1972697611011502247
>>540906575removing mettatons limbs one by one and then fucking him
You guys ever get that feeling when you downloaded something obscure years ago and now you cant find the file again and you really want it? Thats me trying to find a lilo and stitch gba midi because the boss theme is really good and I wanted to rearrange it because samples are super low quality for some weird reason. Said Toby Fox.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqaJmYV47-U
Rape demon.
>>540905956you can have his consent but I also think roughly groping him by surprise and letting him go 0-100 as he realizes what's happening, what that means and what's going to happen to him as he gets more and more excited and hodny and flustered is very good. he'd let you do it but the whole time hed be like Oh my anon? Really? Me? Now? Here? My BEHIND????
FACT: Noelle is STRONG and was able to walk 1 hour after being born and able to talk the next day. Kris can't do that because they're a WEAK human.FACT: Noelle is TALLER and STRONGER than Kris. She could easily kill them if she wanted to, but because she is kind, merciful, and all loving, she chooses not to. This is the only reason Kris is alive.FACT: Noelle is SMARTER than Kris and has never gotten less than an A+ on any assignment. Kris is a B average student.
>>540907356I think this is the same artist I’ve seen before but lmaooooofbdbsbsbdbsjsbsb. this makes the comb over on small mike 50x funnier
>>540907321
>>540907593
>>540907715In the wild, Noelle would feast on Kris easily.
>>540906575putting a pippins in the microwave (sexually)
This may seem controversial to some members of this board but I think people who get off to torture should be sent to church.
>>540907970but anon there's torture in the church
>>540907629
>>540907970but christians spank their kids which is some pedo torture shit
>>540907853severkino? in my /utg/?
>>540907853The work is mysterious and important
Spamton NEO's fucked up tongue thing
>>540907970church introduced me to torture>when I was in Christian school our recess talk was all the different ways our parents would beat us when we misbehaved>when the teachers weren’t looking we’d try them on each other
>>540907715Noelle is stronger than (you) because she is made of LOVE.
>>540907970yeah I heard there's these sick freaks that put up a big statue of a mutilated bloody almost naked man in their buildings
Please enjoy each meme equally.
>>540908153>the work is lubing up the tubes for tennas dv dinner enemas
>>540907321no wonder fujo married himwhat a hottie
>>540907853lmao
Can I face fuck this?
>>540908186tennas tongue thing down your throat and spamtons tongue thing in your pussy (nods like ive just solved a great riddle of our time)
I like this comic because the idea of Gaster incessantly talking to Sans about the player like a conspiracy theorist who thinks rapture is coming soon is funny
>>540907970true, those people are sick
sometimes i feel really embarrassed when i go to the whiteboard and at least 40% of the drawings there are mine
why are the pippins wearing ponchos idgi
>>540908373You can do anything if you believe in yourself. Stay determined!
>>540908468The riddle of the tennasphinx...
>>540907321literally Matthew Patrick
>>540908618never apologize for giving us art
>>540908618Sorry bby i lost my drawing tablet awhile ago and i havent looked for a new one
>>540908621Toby made them wear Mexican clothing to symbolize their laziness because he's extremely racist
>>540908663I'm gonna transfer my consciousness into the digital realm, so I can face fuck it.
>>540908834taking the bus down to negrotown
I'm watching someone play chapter 1 again and I just noticed the "WE CALLED IT" when you name the vessel. What the fuck does he mean "we"? What did he have to do with it?
>>540908621Ponchos were born from people trying to interpret Toby’s soulful sprite work.
>>540907560This nigga really made me listen to lilo and stitch gba music and it actually is a banger
>>540903467Every time I see this image, I wonder why Noelle isn't beating the shit out of Kris. What's stopping her from reaching over and grabbing a tuft of hair and yanking as hard as possible, huh?She knows KRIS would never harm her, even if she was actually trying to kill them. So what stops her from smashing their skull against the floor? From making them see double with a few fists to the noggin? From choking them out and staring into Kris' eyes as she does it?If she was strong enough, she could force Kris to never leave her again. They're a coward for cutting all ties and abandoning her, then trying to waltz back in like nothing happened.Maybe Noelle should make Kris feel the pain she felt from being abandoned, but physically.
>>540908618never stop the whiteboard would die without you probably
>>540908737I forgot mat pat existed until this very moment.
Pippins is the knight look at the head shape
>>540908618Anon, your contributions inspire others
>>540909024This is why you have no friends. Because you're always thinking of the logistics of killing them.
Oh, and the trash can is "emitting a pleasant floral scent" because Toriel throws the flowers from Asgore in there. I fucking hate Toriel so much
>>540908897He's making the vessel in his meat factory, you trouble dingus
>>540909246But he says "we" like he had anything to do with the name. I'm the one who named the vessel.
>>540909024she tried that once and carol got mad at her for getting blood on her nice carpet and cut her internet privileges for a weekcarol was very dissapointed that her daughter didn't know how to hurt a human without leaving evidence
>>540908618i'm sorry man i wish i could draw in the whiteboard but i can't draw in the first place, all i know is Pencil Tool on MsPaint and the whiteboard doesn't have that option
>>540909367what's the big difference tho
Final weird route boss Sunsetter or Megalo Strike Back call it
>>540909024deer in headlights
>>540908618whiteboard hates my fucking iPad. I don’t know why but it looks like pure shit. worse than mspaint
Rape cat.
>>540909152Wuh- Buh- NO I DON'T! I HAVE FRIENDS! I ONLY THINK ABOUT DOING IT TO KRIS!I-I mean, don't we ALL think about killing Kris everyone once and a while, HUH?!It's just... not fair they get to abandon someone when they need them the most...
>>540909501What the FUCK is Sunsetter
>>540908621They're like cube snowmen stacked such that one corner of the cubes is facing the camera, and have a skin tight suit wrapped around the body cube, but the average human mind can't see Toby's vision and the masses eat up a delusion of a poncho over a regularly shaped body
>>540909501>SunsetterI know what you are
>>540909501hussie would sue so fast
>>540909367try drawing with your finger some horrible doodles on your phone its fun
>>540909526Because the erase tool is fucked
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cY74W9pa-Fg
>>540909759hussie would never sue his former pet plus megalovania already happened
>>540909824This is also why I find the whiteboard not very ideal to draw on
>>540909851Oh yeah I forgot hussie used to keep tobias in his basement
>>540909331It's like when expectant dads say "we're pregnant" even though obviously only their wife is pregnant.
hate that Tenna and Spamtenna got me to give a shit about Spamtong
>>540909658the origin of the Bullet Hell megalovania
>>540909948So what you're saying is... I'm pregnant?
>>540909571Kris is for beating and hurting and killing and I hope the strong yumejos get to possess and play as a strong Noelle that beats and hurts and kills Kris
>>540907970What about to people who get off to being tortured by fave?
>>540909501>SunsetterNo Homestuck music allowed>Megalo Strike BackIt's possible but Toby seems like he'd be annoyed by people calling it Chara's battle theme so he probably hates it now
>>540910041And the baby is you.
>>540909024>anon after his friend lightly bumps into him
>"MR BATTAT!!! START GRIPPIN YOUR PIPPIN!!!"
>>540909851Megalovania predates Homestuck and Toby didn't use any Homestuck motifs in the Undertale version
charas. post.
>>540909412the big difference being i can erase lines with mouse2 by coloring it the same as the background while in the whiteboard it erases the entire line and i have to also go to the menu to erase shit which takes more clicks than just holding mouse2>>540909772my phone will overheat and explode if i open chrome i don't wanna talk about it so don't ask
>>540910187>sorry anon, i accidentally stepped on your sho->GRAGHGHHHHHGHG
>homestuck music deniers when hopes and dreams
>>540910282
I feel like if we did magma instead of whiteboard though no one would ever do it bcs you have to log on
https://youtube.com/shorts/cg7TfbNSxJg?si=dX3kG5l_hicwt8fz
>>540910187this is what humans were doing in the war
>>540910486we have a magma it's in the OP
The stars are aligning. I've just recovered from a nasty skin infection, my bills are paid, and I've got no responsibilities today.CYOA in 1 hour.
>>540910187Bro super broly was so epic
sneotenna backshotshttps://files.catbox.moe/5avhc1.jpghttps://x.com/bawowzone/status/1971429377679479242I'm tired now, good night anons
can Kris and Noelle kiss already?
>>540910847do you think carol is going to want them to kiss
>>540910692>the droolguuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>540910891yes
>>540910891Yes. You know she's fiending for that.
>>540910374A small motif you can barely hear is not the same as just straight up using Penumbra Phantasm or Sunsetter as a boss theme
>>540910676someone posted a drawing forever ago of the knight killing rudy so that noelle would freak out and go angel mode a la frieza kiling broly's father....I never saved the drawing, though...
>>540911064he explicitly said he will not use penumbra phantasm anymore because the guy is dead and he never got to ask permission.
God please I need it.
>>540910374No songs composed for Homestuck or primarily containing Homestuck music will be used in DELTARUNE.Doesn't say anything about Undertale
>>540911064the only problem tobert seems to have with it is consent
Hussie would never tell Toby no, ever.
>>540902535That's his adopted step-half-sister you sick fick
>>540911002Do you think we'll find out G-Man's mystery or Gaster's mystery first
>>540910640Yay
>>540911424God that's hotI wish they were real siblings
aaoaoogh oohh oghh spamton
>>540904549upgrade spamton neo ass
pippins nudes
>>540911631chapter 5 is gonna be torture because I just know the papyrus reveal is gonna be hidden behind several layers of trolling
>>540911484I like this gif. Make it FASTER
>>540911237Is it that hard to believe that Toby wants to create original compositions specifically for his dream game rather than reuse old songs he made for something unrelated?
>>540906575mettaton and spamton neo perform a sexy liposuction on tenna
>>540911910yes
>>540911910look at Hammer of Justice or Dark Zone he can due both
>>540911730hot
>>540911990Undertale is not unrelated to Deltarune
>>540912203it’s still something else he doesn’t have to just reuse the songs and I’m not asking for that I’d like for him to go the HoJ route with a reimagining
>>540907432one question, is this a bepenised reader?
I want Papyrus to be the Knight so bad.
>>540912556it’d legitimately would be the worst outcome for the story but it would kill off the sans deltarune = sans undertale people so
>>540912556that means papyrus is a killer and thats bad
>>540912556Hang in there, Papyrusknighters are gonna win BIG
>>540912507im not a bepenised anon but idc either way
>>540911648You make monkey sounds when you see him?
>>540912784You're god damn fucking right.
>>540912740If it's in Undertale or a Deltarune Dark World, a penis-deficient reader should get to use a magitech strapon (perhaps one of Mettaton's spares).
>>540912784we have proof of some Anons going full monkey when they see a character they like, case in point: https://vocaroo.com/14N9VLcKzgHA
>>540912556Genuinely, why? Because it would be funny?
>>540913032My sides
>>540913032God, I remember being here for this. Chapter 2 threads were insane.
>>540902338>>540911730Do jannies dislike pasties
>>540913102Because I want to see Papyrus where he isn't treated as a joke.
>>540913506my wife pippins
>>540913506rrrowr hello
>>540913646YWNBS
>>540913773YOU WILL NEVER BE SAUCY?!YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>540913773You Will Never Be Spamton
>>540913032it aint original but it's true: sooz
>>540913773You will never be shadowguy???
>>540913773sans is married to a 6-sided die?
>>540913587A Papyrus who wants to cause the Roaring would be so far removed from UT Papyrus that it would basically be a new character. If he has a serious role, I'd rather it be as the Man, at least that's in-line with what he's like in UT.
ywabg (you will always be glooby)
I'm kind of having a bad moment rn and you guys are my only comfort. Even if my damn ADHD meds made me feel crappy, all my tics and symptoms are coming back x100 worse to the point where I regret dumping those last pills in the toilet. At least I can get more tomorrow.
>>540913773your wonderful nice big spamton
>>540914314my good friendanon your situation sounds crazy hope you find some time to chill
>>540914182
>>540902338
>>540914467I've been "chill" all day since I'm kind of just mindless meandering about and doing whatever the hell. I haven't been off ADHD meds in like 2-3 years and was wondering recently "Fuck what if I don't have ADHD?"It turns out I have ADHD and I have it BAD. Tics that were gone for literal years suddenly came back in a day and a half of not having meds. I'm fucking spinning in my chair and spacing out constantly. It is hellish.Thank you. I should maybe just like, stare at a wall.
You will never be a real spamton. You have no acid shrinkage, you have no hyperlinks, you have no pipis. You are a moderately successful Addison twisted by scams and height reduction surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “DEAL$” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back darkners mock you. Your customers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your freakishly small nose behind closed doors.Lightners are utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of social evolution have allowed internet users to sniff out phishing links with incredible efficiency. Even [PRIZES!] who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Lightner. Your full head of hair is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dumb user home with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, infected S. POTION.You will never be happy. You flash an award-losing smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sell your domain, find a wire, plug it into your face, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your business associates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll honor you with a digital memorial marked with your birth name, and every virtual passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Addison is buried there. Your links will decay and go back to the dark, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably full height.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Deltarune has nothing to do with Undertale except for the characters, the music, the story, the setting, and the creator.You're a moron if you think otherwise.
>>540914716funny it’s the opposite for me I went without my anxiety medication for middle school up to high school and I was fucked not eating my panic attacks we’re getting bad situation sucked guess we’re twinning dude anyway sans sans blog over
>>540914978Kekaroo
>>540914435*waddles in*
>>540915245TRUTH ROARING
>>540914683CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
>>540914978funny in my /utg/ woag
>>540914978The Addisons print this entire pasta out as a script for Tenna to read. He squints at it up close, even with his old man glasses on, and starts dramatically reciting it to Spamton, who sticks around long enough to rob his wallet and leave.
>>540915292That sucks dude. I love Noelle BTW and I can totally see her having ADHD.I keep projecting myself onto Noelle...
hallo i am artist from wagecuckia and here is my fanart for soosie
>>540913506SEX>>540914683Cute!
>>540915245I just want to enjoy the game without bringing up Undertale every other second. Gaster this, Sans that. I'm given up the path of the theorist.
HELLSMILE - CYOAFirst response dictates the action taken (and the image/gif made), subsequent responses will be referenced in the main body of the post. Repetitive joke responses will be ignored.Your choices decides what happens next.___NOW PLAYING...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdofmeeTR0Q&list=RDAdofmeeTR0Q&start_radio=1___>"* Jesus christ!"The beast sliced its bladed fingers through the air. Jack hopped backwards with surprising grace- his superhuman reflex and energy a product of the artificial world he was now trapped in.The creature chattered its teeth through pursed lips, which echoed through the empty hallway.Fight or flee, or do something in between.
>>540916043We're not getting shit until at least Chapter 6 so there isn't even a point right now.
>>540910282chra
>>540916127Stand still and take it like a man
>>540916127is checking our items an option?
>>540915978this slut
>>540907432(1/2)This is... a lot more rapey than I was expecting. Sorry about that lol and for any grammar mistakes>With a metallic clatter your saw cuts through the last bit of Mettaton’s leg >just one arm left>the limbs you’ve removed so far lie around you on the floor, weak electricity sparking at the severed wires>coolant fluid is pooling on the floor, soaking your legs>as you reach over to grab Mettaton’s remaining arm, he heaves another shuddery sob>he’s a goddamn mess>his normally perfect hair is mussed up and there are streams of mascara running down his face>“Please,” he says again in a shaking voice, and then adds “darling,” like an afterthought>“I told you, whatever you want… all my money, the hotel, the brand, it’s yours.”>you grab his shoulder and position the saw to start cutting down>all he can do is cry, as unable to fight you off now as he was when the drug you gave him was still in his system>when his arm finally hits the floor, you lean back and toss the saw to the side>his precious, beautiful body, that took Dr. Alphys months of painstaking work to create, is in complete ruin>he’s nothing more than a battered torso and head, jagged limb stumps sparking with the occasional twitch of his body>you grab his hips and pull yourself a little closer, the strapon you’ve been wearing the entire time finally touching his hole>silicone and self-lubricating, beneath a limp cock that probably never gets used>made to his exact specifications. What a whore.
>>540916127Try to flee down the stairs, fighting that thing this early is gonna get us killed instantly
>>540916043Gaster is a Deltarune character with a cameo in Undertale
>>540916235(2/2)>The strapon is hot pink and inscribed with an M at the tip, Mettaton’s own brand>the selling point is that it connects with the wearer’s SOUL, enabling them to feel everything>and it works. It’s throbbing with the pulse of your SOUL and you can feel every mechanic in his body vibrating as he strains to get away despite the fruitlessness of trying>digging your fingernails into the vinyl coating of his hips, you ram yourself into him up the hilt>he screams, gasps, and his voicebox stutters and glitches as you start fucking him>his body is vibrating harder and harder around you, and the resulting feeling nearly whites out your vision>without the weight of his limbs, Mettaton’s body shifts back and forth with your thrusts, his casing making a rhythmic scraping on the floor>you look at his face again, at the oil tears soaking his metal cheeks, at his smeared and ruined makeup, at the coolant bubbling from the corners of his mouth>you can’t hold yourself back>your SOUL throbs in your chest as you cum, limbs tensing, leaning your head down until it rests on Mettaton’s metal torso>the sound of his continued crying doesn’t even register over the beat of your SOUL in your ears>when you slide the strapon out of Mettaton, a pool of novelty cum (also pink, and scented like Mettaton brand perfume) follows it>it’s just adding to the mess, which is going to be a pain in the ass to clean up>but that doesn’t really matter. It’s not like he’s going anywhere.
>>540916439The moment she fell out of the ring was a massive kek
>>540914683THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEEEE
a third upcoming spamton painting has hit the patreon
>>540907321I think this is my favorite now too. I really like the hairstyle idea, the poncho looks a bit out of place though.
>>540916127stick my penis in its mouth
>>540916127>>540916213YOU ARE COMPELLED.___For a moment, Jack obeys. He feels despair overwhelm him as the creature extends a long pale limb towards him. He was like a deer in headlights- unable to move in the face of oncoming danger.>>540916218No items are currently in Jack's inventory...>>540916265Jack contemplates this very responsible suggestion as the creature's vice grip threatens to end his life.>* WE CAN'T LEAVE. WE CAN'T DIE. LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN INSTEAD!Make your move, or suffer the consequences.
>>540916840>cuntboyyou can have it
>>540916840Fuck my life I wish I were this good at art
>>540916907STOMP ITS LEG
>>540916907STICK YOUR PENIS IN ITS MOUTH
oh my god bruh
>>540916235>>540916424this is peak anon, tysm. you did specify send your worst so I would assume/hope it would be rapey. perfect end though. now I can imagine cleaning my cute little stump robot off in the bath after just to do it again.
>>540916907use bite
>>540917302Thank you! Happy to oblige :)
Kris simply being present is a liability. Forget being able to softlock the game on impulse alone, how about telling the ROARING KNIGHT about literally anything? How am I the only one that noticed this?
>>540917710sorry i was distracted by how much of a cutie they are
>>540917710Put your name back on so I can filter you
>>540917710I'm of the belief that Kris is actively trying to hide his involvement with the knight from us
>>540916907God dammit you retards are gonna get our boy killed.GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE JACK.(though didn't the stairs lead off into an abyss last time? This could be bad.)
>>540918009But nothing has been hidden.>>540917969I will not apologize for having an opinion. I'm not apologizing for calling out the cancer that will destroy the story in the future. It can only get worse.
>>540916907>>540917054>>540917475Jack stomps at the monster's fragile limb and gnashes at its gangly fingers. It screams in pain, and slams Jack into the floor with resentment. Jack hacks and coughs as his lungs beg for air. >>540917214-Strangely, another intrusive thought makes him pause for a moment while he writhes on the floor. What in the actual fuck-As the monster squeals in pain, almost like a crying infant, both (you) and Jack find yourself with about a post's worth of time to spare before the creature retaliates.What happens now?
>>540918335Apologize and then get the fuck outta there, Jack. Make a break for one of the doors further down this hallway, and see if you can lock it after getting into a room!
Would Noelle experiment with Kris to see what sex is like?
>>540918335what the other anon said but *Check it first
which fave likes getting fingered the most
>>540918563Depends. Also Kris is definitely that one friend who will be invited to a threesome or the inviter to said threesome.
>>540918734YouAfter all.I know what you did in 2008.You can't escape justice forever.
alright I wanna ask you faggots this. if I were to run a tabletop game of Undertale set during the monster war what would be the essentials I would need to aim for to make it feel truly undertale and not just the average game of faggot ass dnd 5e where all the monsters are friendly and theres no stakes at all
Can you guys recommend me some Kriselle fics that were made after Chapters 3-4 dropped? I... I need it.
>>540918734Susie's entire play style changes and is easy to tell they're the imposter in a game of among us.
>>540918210my reasoning is Kris doesn't immediately fold when Susie and Ralsei get beat down by the knight and we weren't supposed to see him call the knight
>>540915978Weird duck-rabbit situation, you could mistake the sooz for an everyman if you consider her nostrils as eyes.
>>540918734me
NOW PLAYING...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkZROzxUvAo&list=RDeLR6C5-Wqp4&index=3__>>540918335>>540918475>>540918591Jack contemplates checking the room, until the beast begins to lurch forward in rage. (YOU) and Jack enter the room. It's dark, cold, and devoid of noise.The monster beats its body against the door. Despite the strength it produced before, it could not generate anymore power behind its bodyweight. You and Jack feel safe, for now...There's no light switch in here. Maybe, if Jack isn't hyperventilating, you could ask him if he recalls anymore memories about his past life... Before all this.
>>540918931https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Touhou_Danmaku_Yuugi_Flowers_RPGIt's what Toby would want
>>540919321Great, pitch black. Alright Jack, deep breaths now, can you remember anything before all this? Damn I wish we had a flashlight.We gotta get our boy a weapon in the near future.
>>540919321since we are the soul can’t we do the light blast?
I love him soo much
>>540919614memmaton...
>>540919179How about those shelter codes? That's all that has been hidden, out of nothing less than spite. Everything else, from the Dark Fountain to throwing the fight with the Knight, to everything else, has been done right in front of my face as if I didn't see it.
>>540919614So the reason Alphys has a date instead of Mettaton is because Toby couldn't get the rights to Living La Vida Loca
>>540918931Need to figure damage modifiers for monsters based on how much or little malice the attacker currently feels toward them, as well as the monsters' own current morale.
>>540919321I think Jack needs sustenance. Grope in the dark for moss
>>540919974the louder you can scream in real life the more damage you do to monsters (you clearly have a higher conviction to kill them)
>>540919321>>540919442Jack is... Beside himself, at the moment. He watches his own cadaver twitch and wriggle in the dark, being shaken by the outburst occurring on the other side of the door.>"* Uhm... Uh... Damn, that thing is going wild out there...">"* For some reason, this close encounter with a fucking demon has unlocked another memory in me...">"* Yeah... My dad... I remember his face now. Short beard, balding head... God, my dad. I almost forgot I had family...">>540919352>"* Hey, you're right... Lemme try... Hnggghhh.....!"The soul, for just a moment... Produced a small grey light. It wasn't enough to light the way, but it was something.>"* That's... Sorta cool. I guess."
>>540920172lick your soul to gain it's power
>>540920172>>540919569Apologies- the second action was meant to be in response to you.
>>540920172Alright Jack, make sure the door is locked, then let's explore this room for anything of use, or maybe a way out.
Kissing Fave's most secret areas...Like their earlobes...
>>540918734Dess getting finger blasted by Asriel in the woods. You know that girl was leaving puddles wherever they did it.
>>540919352im using Fuzion Interlock thats heavily modified because I want a fight with a Asgore that actually includes a proper sword fight/duel, im looking at this project as *just* as a rpg set in Undertales pre history. you can try to convince me otherwise if you'd like
>>540920334fave doesn't have ears :(
>>540920275>it's>it is powerNever mind, I'm killing myself.
>>540919974again, using Fuzion here. maybe I can use DragonBalls screaming mechanic that>>540920132 suggested
>>540920172this room looks weird yeah let’s explore and have Jake tell us what ever he can remember while we’re at it
>>540920408pippins if he real
>>540920172>>540920275You compel Jack to lick his own soul....>"* Tastes like liquorice. Nice...">>540920025Unfortunately, Jack is content licking his own primal essence. For now. It may lose its flavour.>>540920330Are you sure you want to?(:._...COINFLIP_INITIATED
oh were just doing ms paint adventures lite now huh
>>540920652cute grab the soul and use it as a FLASHlight
>>540920785CYOAs have been a pretty long running thing on 4chan, Anon. I am pretty certain Rubyquest predates Mspaint Adventures.
>>540920785gay hussie did not create nor popularize the idea of cyoa
>>540920785this guy clearly wasn't here for the addison terrarium
>>540920914You are incorrect. Ruby Quest was inspired by MSPA.
>>540920785>oh were ju-*ruthlessly yanks you by the ear and smashes your face into the wobbling, oily crevasse of spamton's swollen mammaries, which causes him to belch and contract his cloaca as the pipis shift inside his gravid gut*huh?
>>540921035anon i dip back in and out of here constantly with often a year of time inbetween visits
>>540921035I forgot about the addison terrarium, fuck
>>540921210you can tell you mean this shit by using the word gravidhow are you gonna be a fat fetishist and hate homestuck. 90 percent of characters are so fat they cant leave home without speciality wall cutting devicesTHUS THE NAME
>>540921210fuck you, son
>>540920408what an awful little guy
NOW PLAYING...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ7oPzW7YC4&list=RDFZ7oPzW7YC4&start_radio=1__>>540920652>>540920848Enthusiastically, Jack concentrates his will into a single point... And for a brief second, the truth of this room is revealed. The light quickly extinguishes itself in fear, as if instinctually, to hide in the dark away from the new malformation twitching before Jack.You and Jack listen closely... It whispers.>* it okay>* but dont look>* im too scaru>* im a>* too scarry... sorryWhat is this?
>>540921489its your mom, Kris. embrace her
>>540921489oh what the fuck apologize and ask the kind fellow what’s their deal?
>>540921489Welllll fffuuck. Okay Jack, let's not freak out. Not yet at least.Seconding that other Anon, let's just try to talk with this thing. Though we may need to make a break for it again.
>>540921339yeah but homosuck, sbahj, and problem sleuth were always better than homestuck>>540921402*places you at the bottom of a dusty track where a boulder is rolling in your direction, but as it gets closer you realize the boulder is actually a spamton who is so fat he's nearly spherical like a ball of dough (mochi specifically since toby fox loves japan), and he crashes over you, the force cartoonishly flattening you into a thin sheet*
*gets in bed*good knight :3
>>540921701this is a improvement of the pedo fags desu
>>540921701a thin sheet? boner lost.
>>540921830Sweet dreams.
>>540921830EVERYBODY HE'S THE KNIGHT, GET HIM!*pours scalding hot oil on you from a giant cauldron*
>>540921489>>540921536YOU ARE->.>.>(:._ .>"* I don't know if that's a good idea...">>540921605>>540921663>"* Uh... Hi there... What's your name?">* my name sally and i am uh>* i am uh>* 7!!!>* i can count to 10 you know>"* That's... That's really cool, Sally!">"* (What...? They're just a kid...? They don't look like one...)"
>>540922071she’s chill as hell ask her if she knows of a way to get the bully at the door away
>>540922071Seconding that other Anon, Sally might be able to help us.
>>540922071sally... do you know where you are
December this, Friend that, Gaster whatever. Just let me whack Darkners in peace.
they're cancelling the spamverse person on twitter for making rape and retard jokes on discord I now like the project even more
should i even include gaster fuckery in my game or do i lack the ability to intuite Tobys mentality when it comes to him
>>540922358Do it, it'll be cool either way. Gaster's such an enigma that I don't think there's really a wrong way to interpret him.
>>540922286Name back on
>>540922323Damn, I hope they don't lose the job that they made the Spamverse just to get
>>540922358Be as vague as possible with him
>>540922323the project is stupid nevermind whatever discord shit he got up to, it's gay AU stuff and the jokes weren't that funny, and i am a gay AU enjoyer. i can't understand what drives someone to put that much effort into unfunny slop
>>540922358As long as you don't go full edge with it, it will probably be fine
>>540922071can we keep em
>>540922509They said they did it both for fun and to add more material to their portfolio to help them find a job, which by the way, worked
>>540922071>>540922207>>540922252>* (Alright, that's a good idea...)>"* Uhm, well, Sally... My name's Jack.">* hi jack hi jack!!!>"* Do you know who the... Scary guy is outside...?">* sam>* hes ver naughty >:(>* is he bullying you?>"* A little bit, yeah.">* okay! imma talk to heem>"* Oh, w-well, will you be okay Sally?>* he got hurt, so now he likes to hurt>* he wont hurt me tho...>"* Alright...">>540922267>"* Sally... Do you know where you are?">* am in deltarun!>* heven... Should we ask Sally anything else before she gives us a hand?
>>540922578>>540922469>>540922431actual character who pops up and talks to people as a sort of a scholor or glitch encounters to say cryptic things, call it.
>>540922660Give her a hug. She probably needs it.
>>540922509I liked it. it's obviously full of passion and very well animated. it's like everything good about helluva boss without any of the bad
>>540922323I didn’t make it even 10 seconds in before I cringed, difficult watch I had to stop halfway through
>>540922671Latter would be way easier to do successfully
>>540921856*inflates you back to normal but then you blow back into the spamton nozzle and the explosion gif plays over you*
>>540922660shake her hand?
>>540922660tell her we’re sure she’s really pretty also if she’s seen a tall goat lady
>>540922735wait >blown back into the spamton nozzle im confused by the physics and position here did I get sucked up into a spamton bike pump
>>540922660>>540922701You and Jack embrace Sally. Despite her terrifying features, her body emits a gentle and positive warmth.>* jacky?>"* Yes Sally?">* is this heven...>Yes.>No.YOU_YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS(:._AN ABSOLUTE..___POST YES OR NO IN RESPONSE.YES/NOS TALLIED IN TEN MINUTES (:,,___Decide her fate.
>>540923163DONT SUCK HIM OFF, KRIS!
>>540923163Yes
>>540923163I will not lie to her>no
>>540923163I WILL lie to her>yes
I’ve been meaning and wanting to write since it’s become a lovely thing to do, but my drive is dead. The want and will to write is there, but I cannot get myself to. My body does not listen to my mind, my mind does not listen to my body, and I listen to neither and neither listen to me. I am a prisoner trapped in here.Want, will, but cannot do. I need my damn meds.
>>540923163No.If we tell her it IS heaven and she sees Jack and (us) struggling, she might get confused. Lying isn't gonna help us here, boys, not in the long run at least.
>>540923062i inflated you with a spamton nutrinose pump contraption but then you couldn't help but let out an exhale back into it and you exploded like a michaelbomb which is the secret mike lore behind the recurring funny photorealistic explosion gag and that sprite is actually a manifestation of mike who is gaster's twin and a retelling of doctor andonuts
Post obese spamtons
>>540923805I don't have any, sorry
>>540923764I hate that I fully understand this
Welcome back tall abomination female kris
>>540923163STALEMATE DETECTED.COINFLIP INITIATED...STANDBY FOR OUTCOME.
>>540923764
>>540923869:^(
>>540923915it's like she never left us
dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner
>>540922323JE SUIS SPOID
MY TASQUE MANAGER IS A WAR CRIMINALMY TASQUE MANAGER IS A WAR CRIMINALYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURTNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURTMY TASQUE MANAGER USED TO CONQUER BOSNIAMY TASQUE MANAGER USED TO CONQUER BOSNIAYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURTNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURTMY OLD TASQUE MANAGER IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUSMY OLD TASQUE MANAGER IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUSYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERYOU CAN TRY TO CONVICT HERNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURTNO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE HER TO COURT
Anyone else wanna fuck crippins?
>>540923805(>)hes so fat thats all thats left he reached critical density and has been compressed into a black hole with a nose
>>540924115Hochi mama.
>>540924058dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner.
>>540922323Post the cancellation post, I wanna snoop
Excitedly waiting outside with Asgore to see the northern lights that were supposed to be visible in the night sky from were we live but after sitting around nearly half an hour he dejectedly recommends we return indoors, however just as we start to get up he tugs at my sleeve and points towards the gorgeous streaks of green beginning to formulate in the heavens (a look of pure wonderment in his eyes that immediately repaired the wound in my heart caused by the disappointment in his voice moments earlier). Going with Asgore and his friend Alphys to see a Japanese animated movie that she's been extremely excited for, and as I carry help him carry the concessions to the seats she left to claim we find her placed directly in the middle of a three-seat gap waving us over (neither of us could bring ourselves to make the situation awkward by asking her to move so we simply sat on either side of her and inexorably dashed my hopes of putting my head on his shoulder and holding his hand throughout). Making homemade pizza with special low-moisture mozzarella I procured at the grocery store to share with Asgore, and as he goes to take a bite I can't help but laugh at the perplexed face he makes as it stretches to an unreasonable degree
What would you do if you were sent back to 2015 at exactly this date and time right before the Undertale craze but with current information
Immobile spamton is a pretty hot concept, especially since he's so small
>>540924247i would make deltarune as a fangame but probably give up entirely after chapter 2
what's the best loadout for roaring knight
>>540922509It sucks but the creator is an animator not a writer, and the animation seems good for the few minutes I could stand
>>540924247I would stop 9/11
>>540924247That would suck because then I wouldn't be able to play it unspoiled on release day like I already did
>>540924064Carotid artery
>>540924247i'd kill myself immediately
>>540924357Unequip all armor from Kris except the Princess gloves to make the Knight get horny and distracted
>>540923805I found a fat spamton cosplayer that I dont really want to post bcs he looks nice but the puppet chin lines go over the double chins and its so funny
but lo, on hopes and dreams they send3 heroes at the w-wait wtf
>>540924524Plsplspls pls pleeease
>>540924430*leaks [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]*
>>540923163>>540923947......>"* No. It's not.">* ...>* ...>* ye... yeh... i>* i think..>* i think i knew that...>* i just didnot want to... think abot it......Something within Sally's body began to stir...She bares her heart and soul to YOU and Jack....___NOW PLAYING...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbsecpyszlg&list=RDkbsecpyszlg&start_radio=1__>* i thnk sam should... go>*.. and i>* ...>* thank you.Before you can take back everything, Sally swiftly barrels through the door, and slams it shut behind her.You hear chaos... Outside.
>>540924524Pls show pics, sounds like he's cute
>>540924357I use all tp boosting items on kris + ralse while susie gets the mantle + any atk boosting gear
>>540924524Anon, I would like to see
Where are the sexy Chara cosplayersWhere are the sexy Susie, Undyne, Catty cosplayersWhy have women dropped the ball so hard, it's embarrassing
>>540924678Chaos? Reminds me of something, or someone. I can't quiet put my finger on it.
>>540924646*leaked onto [Freedom] shirt, leaned left in the end*
Having Spamton as a fave makes me suffer sometimes
>>540924678can we crack the door open slightly to see what's happening...
>>540924678Ah fuck. If we can crack the door open a little, we should probably wait til it gets quiet
>>540924774>another minor spelling mistakemy fingers will be punished severely by beating them with a hammer
>>540924247Start drawing both sfw and nsfw Sans art in preparation (assuming that I get to keep my current skills) and grow an audience online until I can get money from drawing Sans porn
>>540924619>>540924696its gone lost to the sands of google images it wasnt even a full body shot. just imagine a fat autistic guys face with bad splotchy hloween crayon makeup and you got it
>>540924851if we can't*Fug, my bad.
>>540924885Damn that sucks, we have fat Tenna cosplayer but where is fat Spamton?? Tragedy...
>>540923805im on my phone in bed here’s the best j can do in jspaint
this early ai sloppa of mettaton eating grapes lol
>>540925056>fat Tenna cosplayerPost
stray cats are fighting on my porchsaid fave undertale deltarune
>>540925062I’m aroused and this image is saved
>>540924219https://x.com/JohnTheSnootle/status/1972746259946729753There’s more than this floating around
NOW PLAYING...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbsecpyszlg&list=RDkbsecpyszlg&start_radio=1>>540924678>>540924813>>540924851Jack attempts to pry open the door even a crack, but a powerful barrier prevents you from moving it even an inch. Scratching, biting, chewing... Leaping, crashing, banging... Every violent sound, every hideous scream, fills Jack with a deep sense of regret.They fight with a certain tenacity... A finality.You hear a shrill scream echo down the hallway, and fade into the depths....You hear a voice in your head. The fading last words of a brief friend.>* i don't want to be a monster.__HELLSMILE. PART 2.END.
Toby would be so fricking happy if he saw this thread
>>540925187excellent
>>540925127Give me a moment to find him
>>540925270Fuck. Sally was absolutely not a monster. We're gonna have to get Jack through this shit for her.Good chapter. I'm glad you came back to this.>>540925341Because of all the good autism at play here with Anons making shit?
>>540925127https://x.com/l1ck_ur_scr33n
>>540925341Please give him my worst regards. His writing is shit, and he enables the worst crazies in his fanbase.
>>540925416Cheers. I've got a lot of pre-assets banked for this particular adventure, so I'd like to see where it goes.
fave has save scummed in cult of the lamb for 30 minutes straight without ever getting the gold skull necklace that they want from the RNG merchant
>>540925589COMING
>>540925589>that's fat>for 4chanYou guys might be more body dysmorphic than trans people.
>>540923345you should try L carnitine and valerian root in the meantime. Also ashwaganda pills.
>>540925841post belly covered in white facepaint slathered in pepis jelly
>>540925827Cult of the Lamb is a dogshit game. Play Issac instead or something.
>>540925216Thanks, skimmed over it a little but will start digging up more just because I like internet drama lolSeems like yet another case of something that should've been discussed and solved in private and not made into this huge overblown thing
>>540925841He IS fat, the apron is just covering his belly, does this not look chubby to you?
>>540925891Actually I just laid down in bed and started writing. I think my brain associates bed with writing time. Gets rid of distractions at least.I love writing.>>540925270Very good
>>540926062he just looks chubby or at least just not scrawnyfor all we know that could be beefy muscle or something
>>540924763>sexy Chara cosplayersThere are probably some Japanese ones out there>Susie, UndyneAthletic body types, no UTDR fans look like that>CattyToo niche, lewd cosplayers do it for money so there has to be sizeable audience
>>540926062Fuck you must be anorexic anon.
>>540926131But chubby means fat, also there is no muscle in an overhanging belly, anon
Is MGS2 the most kino game
>>540926240he has giant man tits
>>540925920Why would you tell someone complaining about RNG to play Isaac
>>540926385He's not fat enough
>>540924763Incentivize women to do UTDR cosplay, problem solved
>>540926267weird way to spell dai gyakuten saiban 2
>>540926385Those are woman tits
>>540926385Again, you must be skin and bones.
It's fat fuck friday
>>540926480That's pretty kino but I think AAI2 (Debeste translation) is more kino in that series.
>>540926406Tell that to him so he starts eating more
>>540926564>Debeste translationWeak. Eustace Winner is an awesome name.
>>540924763Why do I see so many women do "dess" cosplays who do the Heartbreak_Juan dess interpretation?
Goodnight.
We are in the meta multiverse of darkness. I don't like it, reality and abstract concepts should be less dark.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyABj8oFVI
>>540926564How can anon be so based
Oh
>>540926804>There's Dess cosplayspost
Alphys stop impregnating Undyne's asshole challenge (Impossible)
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell. And that includes YOU, David Alexander.
>>540926826>femalemore likeNo
>>540926826Ohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZXMtcuyLY
There's so many
Everybody so autistically caught up on dess knight, completely ignoring the most obvious foreshadowing in mankind's history. There's gonna be a fuckload of people with egg on their faces when chapter 5 comes out. PuppetsStringsHands
>>540926062Why does this cosplayer have such small nipples? Women don't have such tiny nipples. Is this a dude with big bongos?
Zamn
>>540927016How new are you? There's a healthy and growing Tenna nsfw cosplayer community>>540927153Why don't you put your brain to work and read the conversation you're replying to before you post?
>>540927054I'm committing hard to it just vaguely being the plot of Chrono Cross until it's not possible anymore and it's still somehow despite being this far into the game still reasonably possible. The knight is some guy we don't know but matters to other characters and we get a sweet sword upgrade out of them ultimately, that is their purpose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizADbZppec
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Also according to how Chrono Cross is written, Rudy will be the biggest bitch of a fight you were ever unprepared for. The father of your childhood best friend, who was also best friends with your dad, is not to be fucked with easily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4YK79nQ9os
I sure do welcome the colder weather.
When Dess turns out to be the Knight, all of the people who believe in shit like Mettaknight are going to whine and claim that Toby just rewrote the entire plot based on DessKnight's popularity because they couldn't possibly be wrong.
>>540902153where's thanksgiving turkey Noelle???
>>540927786I think the other way around lolIf the knight turns out to not be Dess I'll just believe Toby rewrote the entire plot based on the fact people saw it coming a mile awayit's just a funny thought
>>540927938Eaten. Where do you think the turkey for our dinner came from?
Can you guys read this thing I wrote about Kris and Noelle making out? It’s not finished but I like it so far. Thanks.https://rentry.co/noelle_going_at
Would you give Pluey medical attention if he needed it? Would you check his heart and lungs with a stethoscope?
>>540925216this is so retarded it started because someone was mad that another artist got more retweets than he did and couldn't sperg in private and had to make it publicly known to a discord of all places. wish more artists understood that twitter numbers are meaningless, chickenscratch gets a high amount of retweets because someone with clout retweeted it, not because it's a masterpiece.
>>540928623if he needed it, sure. do you have a heartbeat fetish
>>540928623Darkners don't have biological functions. They're a solid mass all the way through with "food and drink"(fake shit) just vanishing without trace.
>>540927786Just about every single plot reveal is going to have that reactionThe one I'm most excited for is people who are 100% adamant that Kris didn't cut down Susie and Ralsei at the end of the Knight fight when they pull out the same exact move later
>>540928649This, and even imasterpieces don't get a lick of attention sometimes because the website's just like thatYou either get a lucky algorithm roll and have a tweet blow up or do good nertworking with the big names so they retweet your things and you get numbers
>>540928950plus there are a shit ton of bots. it's a meme to be accused of self-botting but i can see in my own notifications the plethora of spam and porn accounts that interact with my posts, and blocking them does not remove their contribution to your tweet's numbers
When do I get to put a dagger in the Roaring Knight's skull?
>>540902153>select your rape victim
>>540927712jingle bells jingle bells jingle bell rock
>>540927629Why do they have reverse roles?
>>540927286>The knight is some guy we don't know but matters to other characters and we get a sweet sword upgrade out of them ultimately, that is their purpose.For a literal gote faggot you're probably 99% right.
>>540929597I'm probably right about most things because most things are gay and lame. You see patterns of gay lameness eventually.
>>540928224it was hot yet cute at the same time. noelle is hungry and greedy for love and i like seeing kris be dominated.
>>540929564Hark! How the goats, sweet white goatsAll seem to say, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>>540929564>>540927712he looks so punchable
>>540929769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXDAFtkJLw
>>540929675The knight is michael and the signs are there. He will save the day and be a true hero by the end of it all, but only with our help.
Can you goatposters actually conversate instead of nust images dumping with owo talk?
>>540930135>nustnut?
>>540930135The goat posters are fags but they're wise.
>>540929943Nope sorry. The Knight is the leader of the failed party to obtain the magical super thing that everyone wants to obtain, a failed knight of prophecy and nothing more cursed by a bloodthirsty sword.Tragic, but unimportant. Here's the dramatic lore music you hear when you first stumble into their story as an outsider. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFU217xBHXw
The knight is Dess. Toby has never done a subversion with this many story and visual hints just to rugpull for memes. It would just be bad writing if it was a non-Holiday and it can't be Carol or Rudy.
>>540930302Have you considered you aren't working with all the puzzle pieces? Of course the picture doesn't make sense with what we know. Anyone claiming they can call any of the future plot points is going to be very wrong, that's why I'm hedging my bets on a 1999 PS1 game being right. It don't matter either way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKI6iz9KO5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhpHpCMupdQ
>>540930489It being a character not yet introduced would be even worse writing than if it was Papyrus.
i'm edging my shit rn and you guys can't stop me
>540928801>Lancer ate the mixtape and then told you to press his tummy to hear itDarkners have stomachs confirmed>Various Darkners including Jevil, Spamton, Ralsei, Rouxls, Tenna, and Elnina refer to their hearts in a metaphorical senseMost likely, Darkners have hearts>Elnina and Lanino sneezeSneezing requires lungs
>>540930302Why can’t it be carol or rudy?>>540930682 (me)Didn’t mean to not quote >>540928801
>playing chapter 2 for the first time>that bitch Noelle steps out of the switch and I almost get zapped>I immediately restart the chapter to do snowgraveThat's it.It's thorn ring time for her.
>>540930774Kys or leave newfag
>>540930958I don't want to. the game is really fun so farsure I got spoiled for literally everything but like that enhances it I feel
>>540930958the fuck’s wrong with you?
>>540930958the fuck's going on with you?
>>540930774baaaaaaaaased
>>540931017If you really wanted to be spoiled just play any of the games Toby was inspired by. Yume Nikki, OFF, Earthbound, and Chrono Trigger sets you up for like 90% of the references and plot points.
Chrono Trigger is a better game than Deltarune can ever be.
Also you don't need to know the plot of persona at all to understand undertale/deltarune but seeing this comic tells you a lot about Toby's brand of humor. He didn't put Fsteak in the game for nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7lj9qI8VFc
>>540931189I've played Earthbound, I've watched a lest plays of Yume Nikki, I saw a video essay on Chrono Trigger once but I refure to interact with OFF in any way.Is that good enough?
>>540931306this but mother 3
>>540931343I didn't play OFF until I played undertale/deltarune specifically because someone was playing it in the thread.It was pretty insane, I can't think of anything else like it and it was pretty uncomfortable to complete in a way that Genocide Undertale or Weird Route Deltarune doesn't even get close to touching.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2luDoV9TI
hugging a shadowguy and feeling his heartbeat
>>540931658can i ask what the appeal of this fetish is in a totally curious wholesome way
AAAAAAAAAA
I miss the swatches... they're just sorta forgotten now.... replaced my shadowguys
Forcefeeding spamton burgers and fry
>>540931949There is literally still swatchling and ralsei butler porn getting made.https://static1.e621.net/data/ae/00/ae00c41d7208c82db20199ba95dcfbde.png
>>540932189really hot but i want focus on the swatches
>>540932368you're shit outta luck because all swatch porn i see is with ralsei or zapper
>>540932368That's also a thing just less common and high quality. >2 months ago grimhttps://static1.e621.net/data/1e/da/1eda7457ed370749c7e01a734616eea5.jpg
I just hope this artist keeps going. It went from a .gif to a whole series of images and I am astounded by the quality let alone the subject matter. https://static1.e621.net/data/41/00/41002df0087b5115dfa076c5f0f05df0.png
gay furries gave me cancerthe fujos cured me though so it's ok
I want Queen raped so I can see her silly quirky persona fade from her fucking face.
>>540933003Gotetard gays and FRIENDgays are not the same. I myself am a FRIENDfujo
>>540933003They're sleeping right now
>Guys that desperately hate Deltarune but hang out here 24/7 hours
Fave like fritosFave like tab and mountain dewFave very simple mxnWith big warm fuzzy secret heartFave like you
>>540933313He's talking about me
>>540933294Not me
>>540930774You don't even know it but you are now successfully avoiding a major NTR scene in chapter 4. Don't bother with a non weird save.
I wish fat women were as attractive as the cat sisters are.
>>540934058>major NTR sceneNow we're just being unreasonable
>>540934058t. kerdlyfag
Favorite Man, Favorite ManFavorite Man hates Anon ManThey have a fight, Favorite winsFavorite Man
>>540930774Noelle only tries to zap you if you try to zap her first thoughever
>>540927786I'm fully expecting to be made a fool of, but I'm still having fun. As dog intended
I have an entire archive of a table top rp me and my friends did years ago back in 2022 of what we thought Deltarune would be like. Now we're doing it again with the new chapters in mind. I've always wanted to fix up the original roleplay into a more comprehensive (as possible) fanfiction or script and post it here. Not sure if there's anything really worth reading for an outside viewer anymore. But a part of me wants to just preserve our writings outside of discord. Anons let me know if this is a terrible idea and if I should just keep the archive for myself and my friends alone.
What do Homestuck blood colors tell us about the Addisons?
Who is the fattest character
>>540935058>>540935061Back to back with the worst posts of this thread.
>>540934782make it a webcomic and let readers participate
>>540935486I actually thought about sharing the current tabletop RP with thread and allowing you guys to interact with me (because I'm the D.M). But the issue with that is logistics really. We're already in chapter 2's last stretch and I'm not sure anons would want to read all of that before they could interact. I have also thought about making the original rp a comic but it would be extremely outdated since it was created after chapter 2 came out and a lot of ideas did not stand the test of time. The characterization and dialogue is still entertaining though. I actually reread the archive in 2023 and recently. I also forgot to mention the story was never technically finished. Well, kinda? The Deltarune story was ended and transformed into a second campaign with elements heavily inspired by Delta Traveler. It was basically Delta Tale.Maybe if there's enough positive feedback from anons after they read what's currently in the story and interest I could figure out how (you) could interact with the story.
>>540936010Did someone seriously edit someone's sex tape for this?
>>540936010Inaccurate, he would cum before ever penetrating
>>540936061
Sometimes I forget Burgerpants exists
>>540934497the difference is that I paid 25 dollars and she didn't.She doesn't get to do these things.
>>540935058>>540935061Back to back with the best posts of this thread.Also, Gaste
>>540935890I mean, the webcomic suggestion was mostly a Homestuck joke actually?An edited write-up sounds like it could be interesting, but I do agree that figuring out a way how to bolt audience interactivity onto an existing campaign is really friggin hard!Honestly though, don't orient yourself on what thread or anons want; if you want to fix it up into a "proper" story and share it, do it, but don't do it because someone tells you that you should.
>>540936010I saw a pornographic image featuring Catty and Burgerpants where Catty calls him "daddy" and all I could think was "This is wildly out of character"
>>540936525I mean he's an completely optional encounter in all his appearances and has little to no narrative relevance. I still love him though.
>>540933285This but with Toby Fox
>>540896038Can confirm, I almost fell asleep in a lesson once and it felt like someone pulled the chair out from under me
>>540936849Holy based
>>540933285>>540936849both of them are the way they are because this already happened, cant change my mindlike, queen is a school laptop connected to the internet, she simply does not have a modern OS and antivirus and so on, you know how school computers areand toby worked on homestuck
>>540936790Burgerpants is more likely to get called Mettaton during sex
>>540936751>I mean, the webcomic suggestion was mostly a Homestuck joke actually?I should've known...You're probably right. I may have a hard time imaging how I could implement thread. But all I know is the anons would ask or suggest the WORST POSSIBLE choices for any character moment they have influence over. But this does give me an idea. I have a better idea now actually, instead of the existing campaign I could host oneshots where anons have major influence or control over plot set pieces and offer character choices. Could be funny and fun for everyone involved. I think I'll talk to the guys about this.
>>540936993School and library computers get content blocked. But there is art of this as a chastity cage for tenna, but not for queen. Curious
>>540936525We know, Mettaton.
Do we think Hussie raped Toby when he was living in his basement?
>>540936790I can kinda agree with this sentiment. A lot of deltarune porn isn't made by actual fans and you can tell based on how they design and write the characters. I understand beautifying canon designs but there's a certain point where it crosses a line. But isn't the fact the characters are having sex acting out of character???
>>540937292I think catty might pity fuck him
>>540936993Queen hasd Alphys putting pendrives full of anime porn in herToby had Hussie putting his penis (which is also full of anime porn) in him
>>540937292It is a bit funny how the general advice for artists is >just draw inflation of whatever is popular to get clout and moneybut it doesn't actually work because no fan is gonna commission a non-fan. Kind of as if fan art as an economy is actually orthogonal to the fandom itself.
>>540933285That'd be so fuarking hot
Toby made the Cyber World take place at a public library to avoid the questions of how the Lightners didn't encounter any pornographic content when 50% of the internet is porn. If it wasn't for the specific fact that Queen was a laptop that was owned by the library we would've had a LOT more saucy lines and content. Even if we didn't see a digital red light district. I believe in my heart and soul we would've gotten a lot more sexual jokes outside the bosom bit.
>>540931763Of course you can :) I’ll do my best to articulate it, it’s something I’ve been fixated on since I was very young and it’s a far more powerful feeling to me than anything actually sexual. The heart carries both so much physical and metaphorical importance. I’ll use a Shadowguy as my example here. Physically, his heart is his life force, the very thing keeping him alive, that started when he was just a little Shadowfetus in his mama’s womb. And, it’s how you’d check if he was alive if something happened. There’s such a comfort in hearing or feeling it, and knowing that Shadowguy’s alive and breathing. And, it’s just a very soothing sound, which is probably scientific from when I was a fetus myself. Metaphorically, it’s the center of the Shadowguy’s emotions and love, sometimes even stretching to physically if you feel an emotion strong enough that you literally feel it in your heart. Thank you for your inquiry, typing all this out was comforting, insightful even to me and made me smile.
>Goes to see the cyber world in Asriel's computer>It's just undertale from the 10th annyversary stream unironically
>>540937369I feel like the idea of fucking someone out of pity is more pitiable then being the person who was allowed to fuck someone from pity. But I think Catty would have sex with BP/PP at all based on how she feels about the guy in both universes. Either he's a loser, or a creepy loser. I think the fact PP is talking to Pizzarina online only despite the fact they live in the same town speaks volumes of how much of a loser this guy is.
>>540935061your mom
The idea that unertale was made by Asriel and he made the characters after real people in his life but not only that he made them after the dark world version of those people somehowThat's a cute thought... not sure why he made himself a Flower tho that's kinda fucked up
>>540936790gimme
>>540937778>I made my sibling evil and kill themselves >I made the ghost who lives next door a trans Why did he do that
Guys the dark world in Asriel/Kris' room would be absolute dog shit. The game only has m.s drawings for concept art. We'd be fighting oregano donut steal characters characters crafted from Kris and Asriel when they were children.
The deltarune prophecy will inevitably result in the roaringKris knows that and that's why he creates dark fountain because he's evil and wants to destroy the worldThe weird route will be the only way to stop the prophecy and that's why Kris gets so pissy at us in the later weird route, we're foiling his evil plans of world destruction Also dess isn't the knight Source: Gaster revealed it to me in a dream
>>540937139female chastity is a bit counter the current zeitgeistyou know, because men are the unruly idiots who can't control themselves, like spamton demonstrates
>>540937895Mad Mew Mew is not canon dwThere's no dog shrine nor secret hole in the wall leading to any Mew Mew doll under Papyru's sinkShe only ever appears as a regular anime doll with a bomb inside during hotlands section.... actually...Mettaton blew up the Mew Mew body before Mad Dummy could ever find it so
>>540938162you haven't explained how this means that our choices don't matter and that there's only one ending
>>540938374not sure if I made this clear but I'm specifically talking about the stream version of UT which we all agree it's the definitive canon timeline and official run
>>540938486>The version of the game that is literally full of smoke and mirrors and cardboard cut outs is the canon version of undertaleFuck no. The Anniversary stream was fucking dogshit and I'm tired of everyone pretending it was good. The only good parts were in the Ruins. Everything else was filler and honestly deserved to stay on the cutting room floor.
>>540938436Toby fox lied
>>540938605You sound upset
>>540938374Mettaton is such a hater. Serves her right for being a copycat
wing gaster will enter his dingotron 9000 and stop the roaring
>>540938675Yeah? Maybe because for the big 1-0 of Undertale they decided to cram Deltarune content. If the stream build actually took advantage of the differences that were in the game it would've been interesting but wait! That wasn't possible because TOBY HIMSELF said the majority of the build was incomplete/unfinished and mostly smoke and mirrors. I guarantee you everything Toby ''''''ignored''' was unfinished. I honestly would've preferred if Toby just streamed undertale normally and did a QNA live. Also let me just say I don't hate the actual good the stream did through charity, and I liked the community fighting to make choices and the name changing. But overall the build was extremely underwhelming and you can just watch clips of the best parts on youtube. This wasn't worth the development time being taken away from Deltarune or worthy of being the tenth anniversary.
>>540938954>This wasn't worth the development timeThis seems contradictory; you're complaining that there was too little development time invested into the anniversary build, while also complaining that there was any development time taken away from Deltarune at all.
>>540938954>I guarantee you everything Toby ''''''ignored''' was unfinished.Yeah we know. that was part of the bit.The idea was to show us that there's more to the underground then what we first saw 10 years ago.also I thought we were through with this whole seething about wanting to play the stream content.
>>540924269He's very strong and can detach his head like a rocket. Being fully "immobile," he could still summon mini Spamtons to do his bidding (unless they're also fatter along with him and eventually turn out immobile too upon creation).I could see a "bad end" where Queen and Swatch catch Spamton and fatten him up to stop him sneaking into the basement. They just feed him the kitchen stocks and leftovers, any junk data into slop for him. He'd protest more about the lack of freedom if he wasn't busy getting horny to the heavenly sensations of growing bigger and the attention of the Swatchlings assigned to clean and take care of him.Tenna would also fatten him up so he couldn't leave again, as a yandere forced situation or as a happier "both retire together" ending. It could also happen during the Big Shot era if Tenna schemed to keep Spamton around and under his thumb.But Spamton would end up ordering Tenna around, even as the TV carries him like an overgrown blobby cushion made of jello or tapioca pudding. He doesn't need a Zapper to push Tenna's buttons and get him to serve his every whim (or make Mike do it).Anyways, lying down and sinking into an immobile Spamton's overfed body would feel like a luxurious, surprisingly gelatinous beanbag; slightly oily from the moist lotion and scented lubricating creams used to keep his synthetic skin elastic, but fairly clean and well maintained. or you could make him a greasier slob if you're DISGUSTINGand yes, he would be very demanding and bratty (especially if we're talking Big Shot, but current era too) so Tenna would play the submissive role most of the time, to keep his growing business partner/pet fatty full and happy. It's just convenient that the giant CRT can now fuck Spamton without having to shrink down, because all that flab can fit more TV dick inside it
>>540938954Toby wasn't even the main coder he simply oversaw it and other people made a ton of sprites. It did not feature the main Deltarune team. It had guest art as well. It was never meant to be a playable build yet we still got 2 short battles. It's like Undertale/Deltarune fanfic. What if you saw Onions home, what if there was a Hotlands school. Fun, silly things to get people to donate. You did not have to watch it or pay anything.
>>540939179>heavenly sensations of growing biggergrok is this real
>>540937659hearts are pretty special. sometimes heart fetishists interact with my deltarune art and it always intrigued me what is the thought process behind finding it sexual. you guys are probably feasting well on all the soul play stuff. have a good day/night
>>540912748Kris, your dad *is* Santa...
>>540939051If the build was actually finished and had content fully completed it would've been released to the public. If that was the case it would've been worth the time and effort because it's actually a true celebration of undertale and it's community. But this feels half-assed and a waste of time. The new lore and content should've just been shared with ask blogs or newsletters like the first anniversary. >>540939121>It was part of the bit!It wasn't a good bit it never was. >The idea was to show us that there's more to the underground then what we first saw 10 years ago.One of the first QnA's back in the day already expressed this idea. Fan content has already explored the bulk of ideas and pushed them to it's limit. Now that Toby has a chance to actually showcase extra content and things it's just nothing. Undertale mods have done a better job showcasing what the underground has in store behind the scenes than the actual stream.>>540939310I don't wanna piss on anyone's parade but since this is 4Chan I'm going to complain and complain some more. I think the stream was a 5/10. It wasn't as good as the Deltarune chapter 1 stream a few years ago. It felt like a retread of those ideas from that stream executed poorly and it also felt like it wanted to ride the coat tails of the Spamton Sweepstakes stream too. It just didn't feel unique or special enough for undertale's big 10. It felt like something that should've been made in 2020 not 2025. The 5th year anniversary concert is better than this because at least it doesn't play in my face with lazy and poorly executed ideas.
What are we eating today, /utg/?
>>540939692Radiation Fox's boy pussy
>>540939692Nothing I'm BROKE.
>>540939314he's a spam email advertisement darkner with a natural urge to self replicate and a prominent tendency for greed and gluttony. add to that a state of getting easy attention and care (which any darkner appreciates), an anatomy that isn't limited by light world physics or logic, and a plush doll-like body putting constant pressure on his genitals (or lack), and you get the gisti'm picturing tenna threatening to feed misbehaving employees to spamton like he's a wood chipper kek
>>540939554I am just correcting you on your insistance that this set Deltarune back somehow when the people involved were fans/artists he liked/one time contributors to UT/DR. But there is one thing, you complain about it possibly taking time away yet seem to want a substantial Undertale update. That's contradictory.
>>540939692carrots with peanut butter because while I'm not completely broke, I am too broke to get more food today
>>540939796>spam email advertisement darknerthis is a gross mischaracterization, because tenna is a terrestrial broadcast TV which did not have email; spamton is a darkner made of the concept of text advertisement on monitors, like in broadcast teletextsee picrel, this is what ad banners on TV used to look like, back when we still wore onions on our belts because it was the style at the time
>>540939807It's not contradictory. If it was WORTH the effort and time any time that was taken of off deltarune would've been counteracted by the undertale update. But it's half-baked and feels like Toby wanted to have his cake and eat it too. The simple solution was just hosting a QnA and Newsletter with new sprites instead of the stream.
>>54093969255 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
>>540940120is that really enough teeth for all that food
>>540939983i know about teletext but i see spamton as both; so i agree with what you said but he would've incorporated emails into his "biology" and propagation cycle. also he is referred to as the "mailman" and "email guy" (formerly) by tenna and himself respectively, which granted could also mean text advertisements in general showing up as physical mail envelopes in the dark worldanyway not really disagreeing with you i'm blasted right now
Guess who didn't lose his deposit after all fffffuck yessssssSaid uhhh QC
>>540940237I SAID THAT
>>540940020QnAs are lame and yet he basically did one throughout the stream without the need to field retarded fans asking about character's trans status, so you got what you wished. And again I am stating no time was taken off of Deltarune unless you're wringing your hands over 2 days of a stream. He literally shows the people who helped make the modded UT for the stream, and the musicians were credited.You can just say you hated the stream instead of citing nonsense reasons, it is okay to dislike shit.
>>540940206coolyeah i'm also not really disagreeing; obviously the cultural impact of both paper mail spam and email spam is vastly bigger than teletext ads; that's also why they broke up in canon, because tenna can't follow into smart tv territory and spamton never was really deeply invested in teletexti just think teletext is such a neat minor cultural artifact and it's important to me to point out that it is literally the technological foundation of spamtenna
>I am stating no time was taken off of Deltarune unless you're wringing your hands over 2 days of a stream. He literally shows the people who helped make the modded UT for the stream, and the musicians were credited.Damn I feel stupid now. This is what I get for staying up late.With that being said it explains a lot of why the UT stream sucked ass. It wasn't even made by Toby the fucking hack.
>>540940405i thought they broke up because tenna was a hankerin' after spamton's secrets and almost got him to sign a contract to own him forever, and then gaster came a ringin' and spamton shot out of that room faster than you could shuck an ear of corn
I liked the stream because it confirmed that Alphys is canonically the best character
>>540940120Okay that'll be 680 dollars
>>540940559american AU ramb...
>>540940559That's right, the knight feller came a calling with its horns up and hollerin like the devil it is, and ol spammy couldn't, just could not take the heat
actually that's what pisses me off about spamtenna, tenna is so selfish and they all keep forgetting this
>>540940559but spamton's only big secret is that he doesn't actually have any secrets, and that he already knows deep down inside that becoming a big shot isn't going to make him feel less empty insidethat's why he needs all the money for all the fast food after all, because giant fries are comfort food!
>>540940843Spamtenna enjoyers are not fans of deltarune, they did not play the game.
>>540940910but i like spamtenna
>>540940843i will cockslap tenna until he treats spammy right and give him a biscuit every time he does to condition him like a dog
What if the roaring knight is Kris?I mean they stand the same, they work together and kris always wanted horns
>>540925589Thats not fat at all
>>540941041tenna should be put in a cage and have a magical size lock put on him so he stays small and also have his parental lock turned back on
>>540940992You didn't play the game. I KNOW you didn't...Post your steam hours and IP to prove it.
>>540940910This is true. I hate playing video games. I acquire all of my deltarune knowledge from spamtenna enemies to lovers vore fanfiction.
>>540941054The roaring knight could be just kris's original soul. thats why hes so weak without the player because hes separated so far without it.
>>540941214That's what I'm thinkingLike Kris without the SOUL (us) is the knight
>>540941054Plus the black goat monster in the Sword Route game that follows Kris's movements exactly and Kris attacks of their own volition when they come into contact AND which is actually a reindeer monster that just changes into the generic goat monster sprite when the game loadsThe trouble is that would Kris love and respect themselves enough to listen to some cast off dark incarnation of themselves
Ngl i was deeply happy for all the kris knight evidence we were getting in chapter 3 with kris talking to tenna in private and all until the real knight appeared and killed the kris knight theory
>>540940910I don't believe that's always the case but I'm becoming frustrated to see spamtenna content feeling less and less interested in characterizing these two and just turning them into loosely based stand ins for porn and random strange fetishes such as turning into ticks
The insomnia returns .Post voice requests. Send memes, lines, or request NSFW. I have nothing better to do.
>>540941424Draw graphic spamtenna vore
>>540941424draw spamton scared holding a cross "hes reading his fangirls comments"
>>540941509he's a voiceanon retard ask him to do a graphic spamtenna vore audio at least
>>540941424Voice act a graphic spamtenna vore scene
>>540941424>>540941553sorry didnt see the voice requests part
>>540941180i like when spamtenna fanfics have spamton peer pressuring tenna to take shady online pills and my ip address is 1...2...3... sorry i forgot the rest
>>540941424i'm sure there's some gems from the wrasslin stream but ask me tomorrow to go open the archive. try jogging to tire yourself out.
>>540941690how the fuck do you play undertale for 42 hours
>>540941889sans
>>540941889i played it for my friends and my little brother, same with da rune>>540941924and it was actually undyne
>>540941424Start moaning in a noelle-like voice
>>540941642okhttps://voca.ro/1xDmpiALRimW>>540942263okhttps://voca.ro/1cIQbMNRM1tjI'm a woman btw. Send all your female character requests pl0x.
>>540942415Can you say welcome to UTG Wrestling?
>>540941306Kris is still the thematic white knight anon
>>540942415>https://voca.ro/1xDmpiALRimWI crode
>>540942415can you voice susie's reaction to kris doing a sick ass kickflip into a rail grind on their tech deck
>>540942539https://voca.ro/17FbQTfgewlw>>540942619https://voca.ro/14Pt3pQ9h3NP
>>540942815Can you do a gulping sound
>>540942815thanks nigga im totally using this
skateboarding... with their hands?
>>540942910.......but why?>>540942932Which one though???
>>540941387excuse you my tenna turning into a tick fetish is lore accurate
>>540943065the wrestling one
>>540941387The majority of both spamtenna and mettatenna suck for this reason
>>540943065I'm horny
>>540943198Well at least you're honest.https://voca.ro/16B9cyneja6P>>540943139Alright, have fun lemme see what you do with the audio lmao.
>>540941387this is what happened with cell from dbz
>>540941387I would take 9000 years of porn and weird fetishes than generic men in suits having school girl crushes on each other yaoi
>>540943262>https://voca.ro/16B9cyneja6PDanke
>>540941642had to give this a try as well, I'm gonna take a shower now thoughhttps://vocaroo.com/1gASkRNn3mZB
>>540943070WhyDoes Kris have ticks
>>540943402>https://vocaroo.com/1gASkRNn3mZBHow did you get audio of me crushing a pizza?
>>540941387all deltarune porn is like this!
>>540943369
>>540943481i was the pizza :(
>>540943710Barracks bunny spotted.
>>540943825that's a goat actually
>>540943894Don't gotta be a goat to be a throat goat and you don't have to a bunny to be the barracks bunny.
>>540943958Ralsei is for having sex with me
>>540941154he needs to be forcegloobied. made glooby permanently. so he can experience what spamton goes through
>>540943710
>>540944106You and the rest of the unit. I'm afraid. I'm sorry but your fave is basically a stripper. You don't fall in love with a stripper anon.
>>540944121
is this the gay buttsex gen
>>540944534The Omori thread is two doors down.
>>540944534no, it's the bisexual female and that one guy who hates the game but posts 24/7 general
>>540944534
>>540944712
>>540944534only if you're a guy with a long nose and a red suit apparently
>>540944712ralsei is for oral, handies and frotting only, no butt sex
>>540944427
From Now On still rocks my socksWhat if there's still one more even better regular battle theme
Friend of mine made this gif.
>>540945203there has to be a angelic chorus backed final chapter theme that has random GONGS in it to symbolize heaven's call
>>540945343you forgot your name
im boreeedddddduuhhhhh
>>540945550eat
>>540945720I did actually
>>540945490thank you anon
>>540945550imagine tenna side profile and chortle at it
>>540945728thought this was gamzee from the thumbnail
>>540946018bottom right kinda does look like himwhat's catti's classpect though
Movie poster idea: The Eternal Spamton (The Eternal Jew)
Can you rotate Fave in your mind
>>540944121>RPDRalsei confirmed MACV-SOGHe actually does lool a bit like Vining
>>540946391I got very vivid imagination, if I close my eyes I see clear random nonsense. Mostly horror and suffering. the usual. Aphantasia people are soulless NPCs
>>540946391fave doesn't make sense spacially
>>540946504stop trying really hard to seem mentally ill
>>540930646I find this argument funny because dess itself is a barely-present nothingburger character yet never has this argument applied to her, yet other characters with equal or more story presence like mike/friend/eram/etc. Frequently get plopped into that category.
>>540939498you too anon :)I am also intrigued by other physiological functions and organs but the heart takes the top spot
>>540946825>middle aged fursuiterYeah i'd still hit
>>540946614If you don't have a feel for Dess's character by now you don't know how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday
>>540946980based, and he might not be all that old anyway
>>540947051>just typing shit
>>540947051Spamton sweepstakes is not important lol
>>540939498may i ask you to link a twitter account of one of these 'heart fetishists'? not out of any malice but moreso out of a curiosity for what a 'heart fetish' would even look like
>>540947335i came across a blog for this fetish once that was specific to muscular hairy man heartbeats lol
i fave it coming (i fave it coming)i fave it coming (i fave it coming)i fave it coming (i fave it coming)i fave it coming (i fave it coming)
>>540947558niche but i can understand the appeal of that. me personally though, heartbeats make me squeamish in general and i can't really stand them
>>540947809i think hearing a heartbeat as you lie on a chest is cute but i don't want to touch the actual organ
>>540947689>COMING
Anyone making plans to cook the next thread?
>>540948254nope, all yours
>>540948254>>540948280Ok, done.>>540948415
>>540944534Yes.
>>540937290Rape is too strong a word. There was a trouble dingle
When did you start being yourself?
>>540956967Titanspawn be like>Pure manifest of fear>''WREEEE!'' eh for the question? only for few years for now. Had a prophetic dream, long story. Think the adventure time cosmic owl shit ''you blew it'' and I started working on myself.
>>540937290It wasn't rape for Toby was the one seducing him
>>540960393>>540937290you have to be desperate if Toby of all people arouses you, charisma is his dumpstat is what I'm saying.
>>540960940?I'm not Hussie. Toby didn't seduce me.
>>540961057yeah I mean that mindset.Toby is nice but he looks like a ghoul.