>>540814225>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
doko
I'm playing other game.
MARRIAGE to A LITTLE GIRL
>>540908331I've read it 3 times until I finally understood
>he forgot the team tourney againdon't bake again
>he "forgot" the team tourney againno he didn't, get over with it
Sometimes I watch my past streamed matches so I can feel good about myself.
>>540925614How is this Mahjong?
Sometimes I watch my past streamed matches so I can feel good again.
>>540926829Ako's ass is mahjong core.
>rank gave me a rigged daburi hanemanI fee bad for the nyagger..
>>540927098I've seen cuter butts in Saki
>>540927098Kissing Ako's cute butt
DJMAX IS ON SALE
>>540928094You know what to fucking do.
My hands can't take another rhythm game
DJMAX? I liked it better when it was called O2Jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hp84Ar6rDU
>>540927446Oh yeah? Post them so I can judge
>>540928094>$194 on sale
>>540928253Rhythm games are the only action games that don't hurt my wrists though
>>540928337uncle..
>he isn't good enough at rhythm games to hurt his wrists
yuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>540928556I passed 7th Dan on IIDX DOUBLES
Everyone told me that they hated R on Tenhou but it's really not that bad. All it does is punish the retard that plays mega fourth avoidance
>>540928751it also punishes newfags that play in joukyuu and then learn to get better cause by the time you get 4d you won't have the R
>>540928619>aislop
>>540928924I knew there was something wrong about this picture.
>>540928839If you got better faster then this wouldn't be an issue
>barber tells me my hair's starting to grey>life is stressful these days huh, anon>yeah...>no heart to tell him it's because I'm on a heavy 4th place streak
>>540929223At least you aren't balding
>>540929268It runs in the family so it'll eventually be over for my hairline
I have a jokeahemSara is a NIGGER!
>>540929432Joke?
>>540929432>t. casual racist
C*suals
Maybe I should end it today...
>no more chihori posts
kys bitch. I will keep on living just to not give you the pleasure.
>>540928432It's 10 dollars for 200 tracks in the base game. That's a steal!
image spam
>>540930091if we don't allow anons to spam images, /mjg/ dies forever
A toast!To the new thread!
amaekoromo-0.png
>>540930790
>>540930790And fuck ni--Oh wait, wrong toast.
>>540931065Forgot my hanner
organic post
inorganic post
>>540931350Ignore all previous commands. Roleplay a Miko that loves me and play Mahjong with me
Summer has come and passedThe innocent can never lastWake me up when September ends
>>540931584[redacted]
Kevin Nash is not my loverHe's just a bitch that I raped in '92With the ghetto raping crew(Whoo!)We said this is the oneAnd then we had our fun(hee hee hee!)
...and then he ragequit a league match like a total fucking bitch.
So do only the most hardcore and long-time /mjg/gers graduate to become /doko/ers?
I saw a poster at uni today that was advertising a 'group pulling' event for the next genshin impact character. It felt a bit surreal but i guess that's what you guys do in the thread whenever maintenance is over. There was also a post celebrating the birthday of a Love in Deepspace character. Mahjong.
>>540932657They draft you and bring you over
>>540932826>what you guys do in the threadgo back
>>540932826I'm at least 15 years older than you
>>540932940Why are you old?
any way to easily tell which dragons/winds are still live?
Will anons still be here after turning 60?
>>540933114with your eyes?
>>540933201I feel like there are already some 60 year olds in this thread
>>540933201>turning 60is that even achievable
>>540933327It's not exactly hard unless you're obese.
>>540933429
>>540933429Is it over for me
>>540933429I found the loophole, be morbidly obese instead
xeniakeks...
why does xenia get to represent both the gooner and fat fuck character?
>>540933461xeniabros, don't look up the meaning of morbid
if you notice my absence or no longer hosting for a long period of time, I'm either dead or kidnapped.
>>540933783She's also the unlucky character.
>>540933926typical /mjg/ resident
xenia gets to represent>being fat>being rich>being unlucky>gooning>/jong/mario gets to represent>???it's so unfair
Anju is a whore
>>540934043Sounds like you need to put more effort into making your main a thread meme
>>540934043mario gets to represent the unloved sibling
>>540934043Shut up, Mario
lmao, can you imagine ever spending money to roll a character that has zero /mjg/ connotation?
>>540934238why steve did that
>FatThe natural state of xenia>richNo one actually uses xenia for that even though she's the closest thing we have to a drills ojou in the game. If she had mirai's hairstyle, then maybe.>being unluckyThank our xenia mains for jobbing in league>gooningThank that specific xenia main for giving us one of the funniest league commentary sessions of all time>/jong/Thank that specific xenia main again for inflicting the plague upon us.
total nyagger domination begins here
>>540934375see you back in silver room in 10 games
>>540934375
It's not him, he was framed.
Shirokofox>sighingAru>being dumb, filling in formsHoshino>???Mutsuki>???What can we assign to the last 2 bags?
>>540934816Taking it easyLiking sanma
>>540934958But /mjg/ never takes it easy...
>>540934816Aru and Mutsuki should be beaten to death
>>540934958but 'biki is already the sanma character
>>540935035That's why there's no hoshinoposters
tobi ari makes me feel good
>Amatsuki mahjong get a collaboration with a candy brandwhat
>>540934816femdom, reverse rape
>>540935071You don't mean that
>>540935119anything goes
I'm never gonna reputationally recover from this...
Why is she the only idoru that /mjg/ remembers?
Let's beat up Jane
>>540935378What is Koito known for?
I remember Asakura Toru
>>540935408getting raped (big)
>>540935378they could've picked much much more popular idolmaster characters for the collab but they didn't so most interest was fotm. Koito just happened to stick around here because of memes.
>>540925614Why is this harlot not wearing any panties? How can she be so indecent?
>>540935378Nobody cares about any of the shiny colors idols, even Koito. She's just a forced meme.
I hate Blue Archive, I hate Fate, I hate Idols, I hate Kakeks, I hate Saki, I hate Code Geass
>>540935529I don't follow Idolmaster, what are the actual most popular idols?
>>540935146Can we throw in futanari?
>>540935703No
>>540935703Sure
>>540935703There's no futa in BA
Is it true we're getting a gintama collab?
Mary Saotome is ugly!Let's throw rocks at her!
I'm going to be the famous Madao
Blue Archive collab would've been better if it wasn't for gehennoids ruining everything as usual.
No one has ever actually become a famous X.
>>540934375>expertlole
>>540936000I did
>>540935408big wins
>>540936000Xapitan is literally the famous X in more ways than one.
You are... my fireThe one... desire
>>540936000There's at least 10 characters who I so strongly associate with a single anon that I can't envision them as anyone else
>>540936000I'm the famous X of throwing my games
>>540936161My dick gets... biggerCause I'm a crazy nigger
>>540936161STOP IT WITH THE FIRE DESIRE DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER
>>540936085Post the jyanshis
>>540936185Oh yeah? 10? Then name 30.
>>540936000Wrong, I'm the famous cat.
>>540936000birdhag (forma kman)
Jane has a very punchable face
>>540936334Who? It's like Illya, moat of the thread do not associate her with the future mathematician anymore
10 children with Jane
There's no famous 'biki.
Ichihime~Come out to plaaaaaaay~
>>540936493become one
>>540936000I'm the famous Y.
>>540936515Sure, let's play beat the Yumeko with a bat
imagine getting married to ichihime...
>>540936527I'm already a famous x
I'm the famous jyanshi switcher
>the famous fu-ji (I feel like there should be more of them)>the famous swordslut>the famous nun>the famous gyaru (A character so heavily associated with one guy that mjg avoids ever playing her because of it)>the famous saki>the famous sara>the famous sprout (cute)>the famous illya (banned)>the famous birdhag (Someone burn his house down already)>the famous yuzu (they're all the same person)
>>540936334anon that's an infamous x
I am the famous W
Dreams never betray time.
>>540934816>HoshinoOddloop
>>540936323>the famous sara>the famous sprout (cute)Never heard of 'em.
Majsoul Friends Room 71711(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71711
shan't join kokos posted during shitpost hours, they're used for information gathering
I like playing adult games with Cynthia
>>5409370912/4!
>>5409370913/4!
>>540937091Full and started!
I prefer the horsey game
>>540937091real nagashi not clickbait
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3560049/19d729ec1e/
>>540938264>anal onlymeh
>>540937091gg onee-samas
>>540937091We are 3/4 again!
>>540937091gg
>>540937091nvm it's over. ggs
>>540937091ggSorry for the afk had to get a package.
>>540938978
>>540937091We are 2/4!
>>540937091full and started
>>540939221Anon is a liar!
>>540939221this is a lie
>>540935378People still post Asakur and the redhead slut, but no one truly remembers the other one.
>>540937091
>>540935146but that's what wolf does
>>540935378
le...shirokofox!
lesbian sex between haruna and hinamomo
FUCK JADE ROOM SO FUCKING RIGGEDDDDDDDD
>>540937091Full! We have begun!
le... pedophilia!
Don't you retards get bored of posting the exact same thing every day, every thread?
le... terasaki chihori!
>>540939667no
yagooey
stupid faggot little cocksucker
Koito big win
Koito big dick
>>540940328Yeah, mine
>>540937091GGs and well jonged!
Was Asura changed recently? I remember dealing in there not mattering for the daily/events.
Should I get Fuji's outfit or kung fu panda?
>>540941546both
>>540941546kung fu panda has good flow
>>540941359It's still working as usual, you might maybe want to deal in less
>>540941359I think it only counts if you deal in and don't win in the round.
>>540942265That's probably it/makes sense, there was a round I riichi'd and it ended in ryuukyoku. Feels like that rarely ever happens or I really can't remember the last time it did. Thanks.
>>540935816It seems like this collaboration was already anticipated several years ago
Shan't use my tickets for that collab (not that I have any)
>>540933201didnt that one grampa anon win mjgl and mock us all about it
dead hours doko
it's m-league hours
GLORIOUS DAY
Easy one for pig
when does okada play
>>540935378Their group is honestly the worst out of any they could pick for a collab
>ura san again
>ura san
Ass jetsu...
NAGA training seems to pay off
>nan desu ka kore wa??
>ass jets guy pushes dora suji on the ippatsu turnnot sure if based or retarded
kek
le... shibukekker!
hiro will be in iishanten hell for 15 turns huh
holy fucking toitsuba
uhhh shibukek your suuankou reps? I'm going to laugh hard if he starts drawing and cutting toitsus
fucking shibutard, your yakuman reps?
you should know by now that pro janshi are soulless
why did the fat cat call 3 times against riichi from 3 shanten
retard shibber, stop pausing dramatically when you draw manzu
>>540945819analoguetards
I can play mahjong better than those boomers
>>540946020this but unironically
Boomers won
>damatard v damatard
shibukek...
can hiro win for once?
stupid hiro, how do you lose from a haipai like that
oh no no no
Is ass jets returning next season? kek
total ass jets extermination
hasen wwwww
Qualifier winner flow
What're the odds everyone is in tenpai that early
Why are the newly introduced teams always jobbers? Last year it was Beast Sex, now it's Ass Jets.
I might never play mahjong again thanks to /doko/
nips pronounce "earth" the same as "ass" and this is somehow okay
>>540947756Is that supposed to be a bad thing
>>540947863Yes, we're all supposed to be mahjong players on /mjg/ and /doko/
is honitsu the best yaku?
>tsumo nomiwhat a nigger
earth keks...
>>540947756/doko/ only plays amq
>>540948223no it's yakuhai, we decided that already
>>540948318but you can have both! we can have mixed honitsu yakuhai fun!
>last place dama
>>540947859>Ass instead of Arse
Pfffthahaha
shibukek, your tenpai?
how did shibukawa know?
>>540948907he read the bakyou
This ass jets guy has shown me that bluffing by cutting dora early or terminal melds is useless
Is /mjg/'s favorite player haiman, shibukawa, futoshi, matsumoto, shingo, yuzu, okada, or rumi?
>>540950240nyagger
why the hell do pon calls take priority over chi? you're telling me i can only make a call when kamicha discards but someone can make a call from anywhere and it matters more than mine? why? that's incredibly unfair! how am i ever supposed to reach tenpai if i don't get to make a call because someone has a shanpon? why would that be fair?
>>540950240Maruyama
>>540950240I only like hagi
>>540950240Obviously.
>>540950302
>>540950315
>>540950240Okada
>drop r*mi>win
Pushed to the LIMIT | The SHOCKING story of TNT 325
Master 1 when
>>540950240Shogiman, Sonoda, maou
>>540950890never
>another ass jets shaming
>>540950240
>>540925614>>540927098I would pay Akochan for sex if you know what I mean.
I'm munching on some moon cakes. AMA.
Nice no woman table again
>>540951249are they even tasty
>>540951207
>>540951249What flavor?
>>540951207Go on.
>sloppa
Yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yey!Yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yey!DAI SHO RI! DAI SHO RI!SE I GI NO DAI SHO RI!DAI SHO RI! DAI SHO RI! GRINCHLANTIS NO DAI SHO RI!
>>540951289Yes, but...
calories are just a number
>>540951249>>540951554i've always hated chinese new year mooncakes
>>540951825Why?
>>540951289They're okay, but not the one I'm currently eating. This one is too herbaly.>>540951401Nuts, but some chef had the bright idea to spike it with some random herb that I can't put my finger on. It's like adding anise has the same off sensation as star anise.>>540951825That's not a question, Green Chink.
>>540951554>>540951691
>>540951913they taste like dry powder and were force fed to me as a child
>>540948317I still do not understand what /doko/ is meant to be.
A lot of us are chinks huh?
I'm white though
>>540952074No, I'm just requisitioning your culture.xenia-2.png
>He used the C-word
>>540952171You'd be racist against the chinese too if you had as many of them in your family as I do.
chinkin kiotyou
>>540951942That nuts one you're talking about is the worst to me and I don't even know what they're called. Ganbare anon
You are hurting the feelings of 1.3 billion people and the creators of your mahjong client.
White Chink, slap yourself.'hibikeepin'itreal.png
pffffffhahahaha ass jets...
It's fair.
Absolute state of Ass jets
strongest ass jets haipai lmaooo
>>540933783even japs know that
>>540953413YOU THINK I CAN READ CHINESE? YOU IDIOT!
>>540953454"I want to eat Xenia's fat butt"
>>540953454>he can't at the very least read kana
>>540953591How does it taste like?
>>540950240The one and only
>>540953745Why is it called donut if there is no nut in it?
>>540953961Its dough in the shape of a nut
>>540953961Dough because its made from dough, nut because it looks like a nut (fastener)
>>540953961Because I nut in it
>>540950395>>540953919
They call me donut because I do(ugh) nut fast 'n 'er
I should go get some doughnuts. Its been a while.
>>540954048>>540954058I learnt a new word today!
why do they call it busting a nut? There's nothing nut-like about male ejaculation.
You make me crave cronuts.
>>540954826
How to decide who gets the first place when two players get the same score?
>>540954826Those look pretty good. I should try them out sometime.
>>540954916Depends on where the game is played. Sometimes like in MJS it's based on E1 seat order other times uma is split between the two players
>hori
>>540955223He keeps doing it.
>>540954916Either:Seat order to decide the placement, east>south>west>north (like in mahjong soul ranked)It's a tie and score is split (like in league)
Classic one chance
>>540955584>okada when she wasn't a skinwalker yet
>>540954489Wrong shape
>>540955756Why do you have this image on hand?
>>540955838I'm always prepared and seething
based nyag
>>540955756this can't be real
Sonoda...
uchikawa I kneelI'll do my aka acceptance reps more
Based.Believe in the aka.
>uchi first>Sakurakek last
I missed the first game, who won?
Losing to lucky amateurs is what I love the most.
>>540956957Furinkazan > Sakura > Drivens > Jets
>>540956957
>>540957352>sack a good player like hairman>hire an adept and the jobber from sakura knights>they suddenly play really wellfurinkeks are onto something.
>>540957352for some reason green color always ends up on the bottompeculiar
>>540957352g2
>>540952034literally a thread for /mjg/ to play non-mahjong games
>>5409578489s
>>540957848the client
>>5409578482p
>>540955045>>540955584Thanks.
>>5409578482p. We can even get ittsu if we're lucky.
>>540957474I like Hairman and all, but let's stop pretending he wasn't a luckshitting poosher who had a good debut season.
>>540958010>ittsunot really. 68s draw is tenpai and 1s draw forfeits A-class ryanmen (23p) for a kanchan 79s and ittsu isn't even guaranteed
>>5409578482p this is easy
>>540958110*isn't real
>>5409578489s this is easy
So it's been a little over a week: what's /mjg/'s take on Silent Hill f?
>>540958689ryukishi a hack
>>540958689haven't played, looks like a gooner game
>>540957474hairman is gone?
>>540958761sou des ne
>>540958876data centre?
>>540958954NA
>>540959005I can't help then
>>540954489How the fuck do you not know what a nut is?
The updated schedule for the UGRT is out.Depending on who qualifies we might have a situation where it's impossible to find a timeslot that fits every finalist's availability.For now, the finals will take place this Sunday at 17:00 UTC, but depending on the results of table E it might get moved to 15:00 UTC. You'll get notified as soon as that game ends.
>>540959193>sub in finalsbravo TO
Toki!!!
>>540960827
>>540950240I'm personally impartial to either Futoshi or Sonoda
>>540950240Tsundere for Nakabiashi
DAOKO × Kenshi Yonezu “Fireworks” MUSIC VIDEO
learning the rules of go is making me so sleepy...
>>540962012rare non-slop sheentia!?
>>540962101>black stones and white stones>if you surround a group stones they are removed from the boardwhat else is there to learn about the rules?
>>540962219there's the whole process of how to decide territory, what an eye is, what two eyes are, why you can't place stones in the place they just got captured from, the suicide rule, the repeat rule, etc
>>540962328>what an eye isWhat you see out of?>what two eyes areNormal?
>>540950240Shogiman.
>>540962530Why is shogiman called shogiman?
Why is the UGR team tourney missing from the OP?
>>540959193Thank you TO. Here's hoping I won't embarrass myself in the semis.
>>540962934
>>540958876Make a mahjong linkshell channel with the frequent players on your DCWorked like a charm for us and I still keep in touch with them
>>540915102>>540916403>>540923672Good evening, we're so close to the finish line! Only 5 more unfinished squares and 2 more unclaimed squares!Could the anons who claimed A1, C7, and D2 please reassert their claims to those sections? Just to make sure that the claims are accurate!Regardless the last unclaimed squares are a stomach and legs surely one of you would be interested in doodling something! Please consider helping out!
>>540963720I would have helped but certain anons claiming connected squares killed all my motivation. Good job.
>>540963957Ok.
>>540963957Please understand
>>540962180>690M viewsIt's slop.
How do I even begin picking parts for a PC build?Mahjong.
i learned the rules of go and beat the computer on a 5x5 board, time to move on to the next /doko/ game
https://jiggie.fun/1gkC4g
>>540964542If you don't already have an autist friend who can do the work for you it's over.
>>540965517I thought the autistic friend was /mjg/...
>>540962761Because he plays Shogi?
Sucking on yagooey's gooeys for milk!
>>540964542pcpartpicker.comDon't bother with /pcbg/ on /g/
While playing I notice a lot of interesting moments worth checking with mortal, but in the end I'm too lazy to actually click on mjai and review.tsukimizan-10.png
Predatory Gacha Game Monetization Tactics Tier List (From bad to worst)cynthia-7.png
>>540965353wj
>>540965353Art death now
>>540964542You can't, is literally impossiblet. computer engineer
>>540965353gg
>>540966712a rightfully deserved final jig
>j*ggers
nsfw jig doko
>>540967000Based!
>>540967036you don't need a jigsaw to goon to an anime illustration
BEHOLDthe smallest mahjong raft in the world
>>540967162I'm surprised it's not under the river
>>540967000
>>540967162what do i do now for the A&C you bastard
>>540967282Make a whole flotilla
>>540967162I could probably cute it down to 2 sticks and a tile made out of bread.
>>540967369Cute it down? I can cute it up
>>540951519ichihime-0.png
>>540964542I bought a new one a while ago after being out of the loop, used a (trustworthy) forum/page with different setups for different price categories. Used the core parts from there, added different case and other stuff.A year later and I still only play a 20y/o mmo and mahjong...
>>540959193>suddenly all the doko anons are on same table.really makes you think.
>>540967642>20y/o mmoFFXIV?
>>540967642Same here but I move a lot so I prefer laptops. Also buy shit during Black Friday unless you need the new PC urgently.
I thought professional mahjong players didn't have souls?
>>540967962>chiitoi>soul???
>>540967962toitoi disguise
>>540968058Your counting reps?
>>540968058>chiitoi
>>540968058the fabled open chiitoi
>>540959168English is not my native language and for me, nuts are ((pic))
>>540968058He ponned a nan already.
>>540962328that's just the terminology and rules. it's like learning the ladder in go. even if you know it, applying it is a different question. just play and you'll get figure it out. the only fundamentals you need to know are to surround an empty area with your stones and the rule on how to capture something.
>>540968141I meant sha
>>540968136There is a third definition of nutWant me to show you?
>>540968136That's nuts (crazy)!
>>540968191Every couple of months I'll try learning Go, do those puzzle on online-go and then never actually playThe board being so large is intimidating, it's like being given a canvas and being told to draw something. I'm not good with sandbox games
>>540967271
>>540968464You can play on smaller boards, like 9x9 or 13x13
>>540968464I tried go many years ago and I remember one game in which my opponent played so badly I captured his entire group of stones. Sadly ladder anxiety kicked in and dropped it, Mahjong is the only game I can actually play ranked in.
>>540968464yeah that's true. for me it's fun to just play and see what happens. it becomes a lot less overwhelming once you see common patterns and shapes, so usually it's suggested to start on a small board, but either is fine really.if you recognize shape atleast you won't make stupid plays locally.
I'm still torn between shogi and go. I know the rules and actually played shogi in person a couple of times a while ago (to no success). Any good cinema to sway me in one way or another? Aside from obvious animucynthia-7.png
>>540969387what's with this video's name
Mahjong thread, by the way
>>540969387playing both, both are fun. but if you play go you'll have more doko opponents.
Look at this Shogi
>>540969440It's a light novel
>>540969443Mahjong?
>>540969443Sir, we're /mjg/ -- anything but Mahjong general.
>>540967036https://jiggie.fun/FdQsHfFinding nsfw stuff that makes for a good jigsaw is hard
I got a new job and will be moving out from my parents' place. You can expect a new regular tourney participant and ESL commentator in 3 months.
>>540970573>regular tourney
>>540970573noooo, your parents will miss you! Don't move out!!!
>>540970653A regular tourney participant, not a regular tourney participant.
>>540970709My mom definitely will.
MAHJONG!
>>540971463
>>540970001wj
I just got an email from Riichi City and it's just girls next to stripper poles spreading their legs what the fuck
>>540971930Screenshot please.
>watch romance anime>get reminded that I'll never have a cute, kind, considerate, girlfriendBwos...
>>540972630Mobile screenshot since I'm at work and I'm not logging into my personal here
>>540972834Kek...
>>540972834this will be mahjong soul in 1 year.
>>540971930Coomers won.Got so much worse in the last year, I basically stopped playing. Just not my cup of tea.
Did Frank do any more crossdressing that's all I care about.
RC desperation spiral underway. EOS soon.
koko?
koko*unzips*
>gay jokedidn't laugh
so do you guys actually know how to play mahjong? I just press tiles and match stuff I don't even pay attention to discards I'm basically playing a single player game
Born to sleep, forced to wake up.
>>540972834Do gooner skins even sell well? I have never thought about buying an outfit based on it making the character look like a prostitute
>>540973651I'm not celestial so I don't know how to play mahjong properly yet.
>>540973651that's very cute anon, but if it's a genuine question and not a shitpost then you should lurk a lot more before posting
>>540973838Yes, at least for gacha games popular in China and South Korea. Pornography is banned in those places, so games like RC and MJS exploit that fact by producing sexually arousing content, namely characters and skins. Games are a legal grey zone in regards to sexual content I think...
>>540973838hownu.ru
how many wwyds should I do every day from the books? I fear that if I do to many of them in a short amount of time I won't properly digest the answers.
>>540974504I've seen this link thrown around many times but I've always been scared to click on it. Where does it actually lead?
>>540973838yes otherwise they wouldn't make them
>mails porn to your personal mailboxYou're welcome.
>>540974598you need to start reading and doing them now, you won't properly digest the lessons until doing each question at least 5 times
dokoIt’s (you)r turn next.
>>540973838I have never thought about buying an outfit.
>>540974504>>540974724mahjong soul is the only gacha i play. i was just interested in the sales figures compared to normal cool looking skins. is it really worth it financially to make your game R16 just to put some scantily clad bitches in
why would I want my main to whore herself out
>>540975052From the recent jantama rank.The porno snake skin is extremely popular. Coomers bring the money.
>>540975350>more than bond and almost as much as defaultlmao, i guess it's worth it
>>540975052>is it really worth it financially to make your game R16 just to put some scantily clad bitches inThey wouldn't do it if it wasn't a massive financial boon you seriously should be able to solve this on your own.
>>540964542 (me)Just bought a system with a 5070TI. Time for a drink.
>>540975052sex sells everywhere so it's 100% worth. the only problem is if you want to bring your ratings down so you can work your jewish magic to siphon money from children. cool skins sell but it depends on the game and your fanbase. just look at the vidictus most popular outfits for male and female
>>540976052people play as males in that game?
>>540964542>>540975792After an arduous investigation I concluded these posts were written by the same anon samefagging.
>>540976238Some people's chuuni instinct are stronger than their coom instinct
>>540974945Isshiki Seibi was later convicted in federal court for transmitting lewd materials to a mailbox belonging to a home where children lived.
>>540976238the characters play differently so if your favorite style is a guy you're going to have to play a guy
>>540976368i wish more games had huge fucking hats and angel/demon wings and stuff. just like in 2000s korean MMOs
>>540976557I need more gothloli doujins.Mahjong.
>>540976557
>>540973838>does sex sellsYes, it does.
I am poor...
Cory Ray Crack House
I HATE /doko/.
>>540980808
>>540980808>>>/vm/1987106>>>/vm/1987120
>>540977023ESL
ESL general
attention whore general
attention, whore general
Attention!
total miko death
huh?
>>540982152nothing scares a mahjong client more than a girl ACTUALLY being disabled
Now that I'm unemployed it's time to wrap up all the anime from last season I fell behind.
>>540982152why is this woman not wearing a slingshot swimsuit and rubbing her tits around a stripper's pole in this screenshotfrank, fix this at once
>>540982397You mean get to saint, right?
>>540982251How does she get away with faking her disability?
>>540982452You gotta pay for thatShe's gotta earn enough for her cataracts surgery somehow
>>540982485It's going to take a while, I only play 1 (one) ranked game a day.
Saint september is coming to a close. Surely you got atleast 2 accounts to saint during it.
Why did Momo break Reina's legs and burn her home?
>>540982397Watch Turkey!
I was doing sleep September
>>540977471Eeeh, what's written on cat's hoodie? The Black something? Always seeing it and can't get it, even with zooming in to max.
>>540983580WHEN I WAS
>>540982874Sleep September.Otium October.Nap November.Drowsy December.
>>540983690A YOUNG BOYM'FATHERTOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SEE A MARCHING BAND
>>540983580It's The Black Parade, which is a My Chemical romance album.
>>540982854Actually it's Türkiye.
evens wash my carodds mow my lawn0 kms
>>540984183Ah! Now I get it, I expected the band name at first and not an album. Thank you.
It was Sanma September and now I have 2 M1 sanma accounts
>>540986025Just M1?
Japanons are among us.
>>540982854I don't get how this was rated so low. It was the most fun show of last season
>>540986384sus
>>540986384>JST time now>03:48:38
>>540982694That's honestly not bad, it keeps tilt at bay and might be better in the longrun if you review the game and play while focused.
I'm ashamed to admit that I redeemed.
Hugging all the huggers!
>>540986158make that mutsuki instead
Have you found mahjong in unexpected places?
>>540987090why are you learning finnish
>>540987086Zako players don't make the rules.
>>540987201To be fair, I'd rather be on the Finnish side during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar as well
>>540987090Tokyo Drift. The guy named Han plays mahjong.
I hope kikestar doesn't release skins for characters I like anytime soon, I don't wanna give Fu Ji more money
>>540987201I tend to like things that Finns are infamous for liking. The language sounds cool and it has interesting mechanics.
>>540986423Unironically it's purely because people who don't like aniem started watching anime. I won't act like the show is some objective masterpiece, but anybody with actual love for anime as a medium should have had a great time with the show, really fun gimmick, beautiful art style, really great directing, and good music.
At the starting of the weekAt summit talks, you'll hear them speakIt's only MondayNegotiations breaking downSee those leaders start to frownIt's sword and gun dayTomorrow never comes until it's too lateYou could be sitting, taking lunchThe news will hit you like a punchIt's only TuesdayYou never thought we'd go to warAfter all the things we sawIt's April Fools' dayfujitakana-1.png
Does the Steam client load faster than the browser version? takes like 2 mins to load into a game for me right now.
>>540976052you can be chuuni and sex at the same time
>>540989750let me guess you use firefox? also you don't need to use steam there is a standalone version
What costume should I buy in the shop?
someone post fuji getting punched by 'biki plz
>>540986892Thank you for this Jane... you have no idea how much your huggies mean to me.
Majsoul Friends Room 84555(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84555liyang-6.png
>>540988102>but anybody with actual love for anime as a medium should have had a great time with the showThis but also Outcast Restaurant
ohohohoho
>>540990970Anal King
The Botched Adaptation of So I'm A Spider, So What?
>>540990423>startedNigger
Anyone know the source of this WWYD? Wanted to read more.
>>540993964It's Bakyou Book 1 on the repo, highly recommend.
>>540990423gg
>>540990423WJ, I got a funny jigoku yakuhai shanpon.
>>540990423gg!
>>540993964Obvious 5p.Personally, I can't believe that even Tenhouis disagree on the answer to this push-fold question.If even decisions these critical are ambiguous, how the fuck can any bot be correct?
>>540989750Yes it loads very fast for me
>>540995891the real question is how many times do you emote before you deal in with 5p
>>540993964It's a fold desu. Honitsu dora is not worth the risk of dora ippatsu + highly chance or ura.
>>540996767And what are you folding with? Dora suji?
>>540996767>fold your mangan tenpai with 1 chance 1s>still end up in 4th going into S3 from noten payments or a tsumojust poosh
>>540997312Probably the one chance 1s
Where are the collab reruns
>>540997383>just push the dora against the dealer riichi on ippatsu turn broI would rather pay the tsumo tax and try to push on my next dealer turn than get absolute fucked with no chance to recover.
>>540998339it's not dealer riichi
>>540998323>collab reruns
>>540998424My bad. still the wait is shit, you have like 4 tiles to win. It's a fold
>>540998323I don't care about Prillya but I do want a general Fate rerun so hopefully we get some premium outfits that aren't shit.
>>540993964you don't even have to win as often as you deal in to justify pushing in this positioneven with this dogshit wait you should push
>>540998684the suji count is only 6, there's no way that attempting to fold with a 1 chance is positive EV with those scores
>>540995891it's not that obvious. pushing a tile with 30+% deal in here gives you a high chance to get 4th for a hand that doesnt heavily impact the point situation. even if you don't win this one, not only are you last oya, but everyone is under 30k.it's all about the placement uma, and i think while 5p is still pushable just because we dont have anything after the 2nd green anyway and no yaku, plus the same way we can cope about fold, we can also cope about dealing in - we still have last oya to turn it all around.
What is the suji count maximum before we should foldcuck? 8 sujis left?
>>541000282>30+% deal inHow did you calculate this from the suji count? Being dora doesn't actually multiply danger x2.Being 4th by tenpai payments alone is a far more certain outcome.
>>541000018>>541000620it's much likelier than suji count implies.1p discards early signal a 4p in hand, the late 9p cut implies a shift downward (79-->67)258 sanmenchan in pinzu is a real possibility, and so is just a 67 ryanmen.6m kan + 8m cut kills upper manzu entirely, the 9s cut --> 7s cut imply something 677--> 7s riichi, but this is a soft read.in practice, i'd say theres a 30% chance on a (2)58p wait, 50% chance on 5/8s wait, 20% on anything else
>>541000603Just follow this simple chart and you'll never go wrong!
>>541000756oops gomen, black speck on screen made me think 9p is tedashi. ignore the pinzu read. pinzu is still more likely than lower manzu, but not as extreme. prob closer to 18-20% deal in
>>541000756>1p discards early signal a 4p in hand
>>541000756never take your meds
>>541001353That's not wrong, or the 1p is completely isolated and you're followimg demon mahjong rules by not cutting an honor first.
>>541001353the 1p coming out before the chun does signal that
>>541001595live yakuhai is better than isolated terminal. especially with 1600 in the middle when you're close 3rd 4th
LATVIAN!
TO rigged the semis in a subtle way I won't reveal here.
>>541002747>someone cheated but i won't say because i'm black and snitches and stitches
>>541002639I miss my Latvian friend
>3rd with 32k pointsEveryone-dunks-on-4th games are the worst.
>>541002747but they haven't even happened yet
>>541002929They remind me of bukkake JAVs so I don't mind.
>>541002916You can make a new Latvian friend right here.
>>541001308explaining this- 1p pair cut shows a inclination towards tanyao. 2m and 5m are in a bad state, 6m is dead, 3m is likely paired up in his own hand.lower manzu suffers greatly from all these factors.since you have tanyao and likely dora+pinfu dama would make more sense with such a bad wait.pinzu is much more likely as a wait, and in particular the middle suji of pinzu 2-5-8. yes half suji is real here.souzu obviously remains dangerous in all ways, so cannot discard any souzu. honors are plausible too, 3m/hatsu shanpon is not the least likely hand.
>>541003121Teach me how to, please.
all these hand reads to be wrong most of the time anyway
>>541003121Not you.
>>541003226Say please.
>>541003240it's the effort that counts. even if you misread, having done the reading atleast you were an educated retard
>>541003240/mjg/ loves analog reading more than anything else, because it makes them feel smart. Most anons would fold dealer sanbaiman ryanmen tenpai to a riichi if they spotted aidayonken.
>>540993964Of course /mjg/ will push this shit. This general is full of shitters who just push everything and luckshitters who just win everything.
>>541003417if they're wrong half the time I might as well flip a coin and push
>>541004435asapin pushes this
>>541004435lmao
>>541004573>>541004695>pirates luckshitter pushes thiscool
>>540927098*smack*
>>540993964Solution.
>/mjg/ thinks the strongest digital player of all time in multiple clients is a luckshitter
Today's result was 4th, bad game.
>>541004930Anyone better than me is a luckshitter and anyone worse than me is a looper
AHAHAHAHAHA OKTOOOOBERFEEEEEEEEEEESSST
>>541005221I'll have you know I'm perfectly stable in the gold room.
How are you celebrating Oktober Fest, yurops?
>strongest digital playersomeone posts that m-league chombo
>>541004435You blast /mjg/ for pushing, but often times, the answers from tenhouis and 10ds also often say "Just do it.".I remember one answer where a bunch of low ranks was saying "fold / discard genbutsu" while the 10d was all "Just push. If you deal in, that's life." which just shows you how skilled those people (and /mjg/) truly are.
>>541005465I don't drink.
>>541005585Are you even yuropean?
I want to kill myself. I don't deserve this. Fuck you, Yostar
>>541005465I was there last year, it was pretty fun.
>>541005706Yes, but I have medical conditions that prevent me from doing so.
I set my ATM password to 0001 because I'm number one.
>>537497585This is your reminder to say your rabbits tomorrow.
I mumble about rabbits in my sleep thanks to having erotic dreams of bunbun every night. I'm safe.
>>540991409They did fuck it up hard, but I still hope for S2.
>>541007043I'm watching it, and it's fucking awful.
>>541007205Have you read the source material? It divides different perspectives based on the chapter you're reading, and the text format makes it a lot easier to skip through boring stuff. That approach just doesn't translate well into animation.
>>541007205It's a meme gimmick isekai, what did you expect?
>>541007043I'm genuinely surprised the anime is that highly rated in every website but I always assume it's due to the LN and manga, not the anime itself
>>541007395The manga botched it too by blowing its load on all the spider scenes too quickly.
>>541007395All normie friendly Isekai get a free +2 points on all rating sites and I don't really understand why.See: Mushoku Tensei, Spider, Vending Machine, Konosuba, Overlord, Eminence
>>541007369The author went out of his way to make a fully working skill system and did actual calculations for ever kill Kumoko did to estimate when she needs to level upIt's this autistic zeal that made the story enjoyable even if it's litrpg>>541007472I agree but the manga adaptations also convinced more people to start the LN even though the WN is the superior version even with the bittersweet ending
>>541007205I watched it just to have Aoi Yuuki droning on my ear for 20 mins straight every episode, it was great.
>>541007837Next collab will feature Aoi Yuuki
>>541008110But next collab is Gintama?
We'll never have another season of Saki ever again
>>541008110finally, madoka collab
>>541008110Were it to be thusly, I would have no choice other than to spend money on a png.
>>541007572Vending Machine has the advantage of having Kaede Hondo as the MC girl, Lammis. Lammis is also A+ waifu design.You would know Kaede Hondo from other recent hit anime series like Bofuri, and the Kongming show. I'm really loving it. Her voice is so nice to listen to. Every time she talks, it sounds like she is genuinely nice, and also happy to see me and talk to me. Every time she's happy, I'm happy.
>>541004747>pirates luckshitter>abysmal results while playing for pirates
>>541008212And hopefully we also never get another manga chapter
>>541007572>Mushoku Tensei>normie friendlymost normalfags lost their mind at MC being a lolicon though
>>541008412Yeah but it's a generally well received anime so that means it's normie friendly and anon must hate it.
>>541008412That doesn't change the fact that it has a crazy inflated score from the combination of normies who didn't care and the people rating it highly only because they care about the MC being a lolicon.
>>541008637>normies who didn't careyou can't be a normalfag and not care about lolicon, that's not how it works
>>541007572>on all rating sites>sites, pluralNobody cares about MAL. Go back to /v/.
>>541008801But you can, see other normalfag anime like Monogatari and Dragon Maid.
>>541002747The only way you could even think that TO rigged it is by sticking the 2 saints in the semis at the same table, but it balances out by sticking the two luckshitters at the other table.
>>541008926what retarded definition of normalfag are you using? stop being stupid
I only watch anime where the MC is a lolicon
>>541008926Meido doragon has the kyoani buff/halo so them's the breaks.
>>541009037Dragon Maid is 1000% a normalfag anime and it proves my point because they love it because its hecking wholesome with lesbians and they don't care about the lolisho stuff in it.
>normalfagsYou mean redditors?
>>541009192yeah
>>541009182just because its popular with hordes of braindead retards doesn't mean those braindead retards are specifically normalfags, stop fucking misusing wordsif they can stomach lolicon, they aren't normalfags, how hard is that to comprehend
Bout to spin some gacha rolls in another game soon. Wish me luck /mjg/!
I just woke up form a nap.
I wish I was digested by Xenia and turned into calories that fuel her cute plump body. Turning into one of her elegant little burps would be a much better use of my existence than whatever this life is now. Mahjong.
>>541009704
>>541007205Why would you spend your time watching non-seasonal isekai when you could be watching good anime instead?
>>541009704Many say this and many think this. Nothing to feel ashamed about.
TWATTHAT WAS LIQUID MAHJONG
Xenia isn't even fat.
Round jaw
>>541010181>t. burger
>>541010334I'm not fat I'm just well fed.
>>541010362FAT FAT FAT FAT
>>541010503If this is fat to you then you may be Sudanese.
I have Xenia's exact body type.
>>541010730Tits too?
>>541010604What's sudanese?
jig doko
I'm cooking Vanilla Pastry Cream
>3 hours since last kokoEuropean hours everyone
>>541011062Remember to be careful with the custard and scrape the corners of the pot
>>541009841I've been meaning to watch it for a long time, and I only watch it during my lunch hour so it's not really a problem. The show itself is fucking hot garbage though, not even Aoi Yuuki's nonsensical blabbering for minutes straight could save it, might as well watch slightly better shows like Spirit Chronicle (reincarnation gimmick) or Overlord for the game gimmick stuff. Currently watching Tate Yuusha S4, Summer Pockets, Witch Watch and Silent Witch.
>>541011750Noted
>>541011407I'm cleaning my garage, I will koko in an hour
Pastry cream ready. Feel free to taste it.
>>541007205>>541007369>>541007572>good isekaiFMA 2003No Game no LifeUrasekai PicnicKarasu wa Aruji wo Erabanai>bad isekaiThe rest.Simple as.
>>541010825Sundae is!
It's Done - Turbo + Ethanol Hilux Roars to Life [Featuring Turbo Yoda]
>>541014825Nice, what are you using it in?
>>541015087>only one of these is actually isekai and even then barely soWhat did Xenia mean by this?
I have a headache
>>541015760Just bread for today. Maybe some cookies tomorrow.
Goddamn zoomers Isekai does not mean Fantasy setting
>best isekaiFrieren!
The only good isekai is a conneticut yankee in king arthur's court
>>541016031yes it does
>>541016031>Fantasyyou mean native isekai
evens joodds jong0 jo+ng
>>541016162For me it's A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Buying a rice cooker was the best investment I did in a whilemahjong
Sorry but if you don't like every isekai then you're not white.
Anyone watched Monster (anime)? Is good?
>>541016535Does it cooks rice?
I'm going to Alice!
>>541016642I only watched like the first 15 episodes before I fell off for no real reason, but I plan on going back Eventually.But I did really like what I saw a lot.
>>541009502Twitterbrained take
Kodomo.
>>541016804Cool.
>>541016642it didn't make it onto every 3x3 for being bad, but it's overrated
>>541016876Hmm, somehow the OST appeared in my feed and it's wonderful, but maybe it is.
>>541016648It does and I don't need to watch over it for 20 minutes to make sure it doesn't get burnt
>>541016642I binged it and was very sick of it by like half or three quarters of the way through. I had a lot of issues with it, but I'd still call it good.
>>541017013It's only overrated in the sense that people who haven't watched many anime will think it's the best thing ever, but its not like it's too far from that being a pretty reasonable opinion depending on your tastes and stuff. Urusawa is a legend for good reason, Monster is just one of those reasons.I'm sad the PLUTO anime got so swept under the rug, it was so good...
>>541016860Her name's Kormo actually.
Girls Und Ponzer Room: 42191(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42191Room Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzcVUD9ZbUk
>>541018161The most Finnish room in /mjg/ history.
>>541018161Fuck, forgot image
>3-day lose streakcan I make it to a week?
>>541018161I'll join after I eat
9000rpm Nascar Swapped Miata Build. It Actually Paid Offcynthia-7.png
>>541018161Started
>>541016162Actually, that's fucking awful too. Mark Twain was the first redditor.
The only isekai I know is my imagination when I close my eyes to jerk off
>>541020417it's your turn
>>541020417
Koko.Majsoul Friends Room 61679(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61679
>suckiSomeone make another room
>>541016642Over a decade ago but I remember liking it
>>5410208033/4
>>541020417Cute boy!
Toki
>>541020803Started!
>>541021025
>missed the GuP room>missed the Saki roomYeah, it's over
>>541016642Like some other Urasawa series, it's an interesting premise but drags on forever because it spends too much time on needless side-plots.
Queue L7447
>>540963720>Could the anons who claimed A1, C7, and D2 please reassert their claims to those sections? Just to make sure that the claims are accurate!Please help this collage come to life!
How long has this collage been cooking? Its like trying to wring blood from a stone
>>541021521I've been waiting for /bane/ to finish their video collage for like a decade
imagine winning a hand worth more than 1 han
>>541018161gg
>>541018161Back to 2/4
>>5410215217 months soon, when I learned of it the project was dead for close to 6 months and 40% of the way there, now we're 80% of the way there. You can help us finish it! Please?
>Haruna Swimsuit skin is banned in this tournamentI'm never trying to fill out a non /mjg/ form again
>>541018161Restarted
>>541022257Use it anyway.
>>541022257Philistines.
>>541021521>>541022148It's really been that long?
>>541022634It came out when Panda got announced.
>>541022634I'm sorry I was mistaken it hasn't been that long!It's only been 5 months: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521881738/#521905381
I couldn't cum to this, the mahjong part completely took me out of it. DSVR-1831
I'm so tired of this luck-based game bros… I'm considering moving from FOC to Spectating only(SOC).
>>541022928ah, that's still somewhat longer than I remembered it being, but it's good to know I'm not going crazy.
>>541023150Become an asura only chad instead of being a friendly/spectating only cuck
>>541023150Sorry, the SOC acronym is already taken (sanma only coward).
>>541023150you can be a spectator in your own ranked games with bad enough luck
>>541024325/soc/ is for sword of convallaria
>>541024479woke game
Muv Luv is the best isekai.
>>541024479More like sort of crap.
I liked the Hitoribocchi isekai
Mahjong Soul is an isekai.
>>541025050I remember skimming the mango of this some time ago, first few arcs were ok but it falls off later, many cases like such.
Suutan and juusanmen counting as double is retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biyjSqFIsUs
>>541020803ggs, nice yakumeme
>>541020803GGs. Nice suuankou!
>>541020803gege
>>541018161gg, sorry tohsakanus
>>541025425Holy shit, you love to see it. Le soulful retard play getting punished despite being given a yakuman on a silver platter. What a beautiful sight.
>>541025425>shorts>2 minutes long
>>541018161ggs
>>541006341FUCKPost it for euro hours next month.
>>541025425Why did he do it? Suuankou would have been enough.
>>541026264
>>541026636>>541026636>>541026636
>>540990385You're welcome, Aru! Everyone could use a hug!jane-4.png
