i love my eb edition>Patch Notes• 7.31: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04270777c63cabaa29d718eed4be4c1fca86c27• 7.30: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9>Resources• https://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• October 1, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club X-files >>540761596 (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread)• October 4, 8:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal, Lavender Beds W14 (near the big tree) | /xivg/ auction• October 4, 8:00 PM EDT | Sophia, Materia, Mist, Ward 11, Plot 49 | Femlala-only Orgy Meetup>Previous >>540919630
catboy supremacy
>>540928158explain? is there a better skeleton poser now?
GIVE ME A BABY
I DEMAND FEMHROTHS SITTING ON MY FEMLALA NOWNOWNOW
8:35 CC ET Crystal
8:33 CC ET Crystal
Rubbing my face all over a hrothgal's sweaty paws.
i hope all happy couples EXPLODE
>>540928056>>540928019maybe? I just like getting rimmed
>still don't have anyone to celebrate Locktober withI made all these collars for nothinglame
I demand nothing, for my requirements are already satisfied and I need for naught at the moment
give my femra a baby
do femra REALLY lay eggs...
give my catboy a femra>>540928228>>540928252i'm queuing at 8:34
Any gooners wanna...? :3 Online for a little bit before eepies if you need 'help'......
>>540928278wtf is Locktober?
>>540928273Give us a hint on which one of the 50 /xivg/ fulalas this is
>>540928335we could find out together...
Leave the EU to me.
>>540928362the annoying one with white hair
Post your favorite ships!
My femra was divorced by her partner after he found out that she doesn't lay eggs and just gets pregnant like any other person
>>540928374Vomiting horse is THAT YOU?
did you guys see those bullies in the other thread?just because a moonie can't afford a dentist
My fiddie has a tiny crush. A slight spark of interest.
>>540928353you're pretty cute but I don't really do that kinda stuff
Doing this to a hrothgal until she turns into a mushy, purring puddle in my lap.
youmebabyNOW
>>540928390https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/The_Great_Ship_Vylbrand
>>540928389I'll be on the lookout for this cat...
>>540928335my femra lays waste to whatever landscape is unfortunate enough to house her enemies. may the earth itself curse its fate for lying beneath her
>>540928395That was a really good Futurama episode.
looking for a fiera that will leg lock me everytime i forget to wear protection
Deploying one (1) smug hung shota into /xivg/.
>>540928353holy meowly
>>540928374DO NOT LET IVY SEE THIS
what are some good meals you can make with just canned tunaasking for a friend
>someone asks to RP>they enter gpose when we get comfortable>20+ mins without a post because they are trying to multitaski think im done with this holy fuck
>>540928186>>540928220HeelsIt has a lot of potential. For casual situations like sitting it will be big.For ERP nobody will sit down to adjust an anim for less clipping outside x/y/z positions you could already do with heelstemp.
>>540928448No thanks.
whats it like to have a crush
>>540928390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUKsJSz7btE
>>540928547https://files.catbox.moe/jpjye6.jpg
i made nachos
>>540928538Tuna in a bowl.
>>540928572Its not worth it
>>540928481... do you like femra
>>540928538mix it with mayo and put it on toast
my lalaboy... needs to breed...
>>540928572absolute fucking hellnobody on this planet is worthwhile
>>540928538I heard eorzean cream pies are popular these days, especially with albacore tunas
>>540928552you have no say in the matter, slutim stealing your babygoo
>>540928538put that shit on some ritz crackers, throw on some salt, and drizzle on a smidge of olive oil (has to be the good stuff though) and you’re fine dining
>>540928390My malera x ________
>>540928479im not a cat...
>>540928547Oh that's so cool. I saw it mentioned here the other day but wasn't able to check it out right then and then I couldn't remember what it was. Thank u Ivy
>>540928538mix with egg and flour and pan fry like they're crab cakes.
>>540928610nobody likes femra
Nightly adventuring felines
>>540928353>'help'you mean like jacking off right
>>540928610what in that post could possibly arouse you, my femra is unEBable but that’s not relevant right now
>>540928737Yes....
>>540928594Gods I want to drench that coeurlstache and tongue in my seed.
>>540928761strong wife I don't want to be enemies with.
>>540928668Alphinaud
11:450 CC ET CrystalLast call as I need to go to bed
>>540928843Thanks for the calls!
>>540928808being EBed to my femra wouldn’t save you in the slightest if things came to blows. even the most beautiful rose has thorns
>>540928213Livepose lets you make custom idles, basically you can apply any .pose file as your idle or dynamically adjust animation on the fly.>>540928335No they're mammals like the rest of us.>>540928390I ship Magnai and Sadu. That dumbass didn't recognize his nhaama was there entire time.
Livepose is revolutionary. Okay listen>take the data and load up a golem of my thread crush (if I had one)>have the golem sit>create a pose for my character that's sitting on their lap>repeat this procedure for every idle emote my thread crush uses, with variations including but not limited to lap sitting, lap pillowing, neck biting, using them as a footrest>save each under an easily understood name for quick reference for deployment in the fieldI now have a custom clingy lovey dovey idle animation set just for you. No third party animation swaps, no worrying about differences in the intended height/size/race combinations from the modmaker. Just ME, and my perfectly customized live idle poses for your exact character. For YOU.
do you dislike my femra
>>540928226You are a grown ass man>>540928303You are a grown ass man
My moonie+ woke up leaking pretty badly...
>>540928962there is no escaping her wrath...
>>540928538tuna on ricetuna melts or just plain sandwiches with tunatuna mac (either depressing or comforting, depends on how you feel about this after)
>>540928970>basically you can apply any .pose file as your idle or dynamically adjust animation on the fly.That seems better than trying to edit poses in gpose right? I'm not too familiar with making my own poses it seemed difficult
>>540928817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
>>540928390https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Hood
Attention femlalas. I am holding auditions a wife position. You must fit the following criteria to participate. 1. You must be on the crystal data center, preferably Balmung.2. You must be between the ages of 25 and 35.3. You must be a straight woman.4. Healer mains will be given priority as usual.5. Bottoms are also preferred but as long as you're okay with being equals, that is acceptable If you meet these qualifications, the auditions will be held at the Forgotten Knight on Balmung on October 5th, 02:00 GMT
>>540928572It's nice. It's exciting. You just kinda think about them and your last interaction and how much you just enjoyed it.
>>540929068>with just canned tuna
>>540928843thanks for the calls, man. ggs.
>>540928538Is it in oil? Cook it with toilet paper
>>540928843I GOT SKIPPED!thanks for the calls
>>540928970Gonna /pet this cat so hard
>>540929121wtf you dont cook with paper right
my femlala NEEDS to be pregnant
Attention male sluts. I am holding auditions a wife position. You must fit the following criteria to participate.1. you must give me your baby batter
>>540929114eat it out the can then with a spoon
>>540929056indeed… it is her fate to destroy all that exists
>>540929095>fit every category>will turn 36 on october 4th
>>540928390this is a very funny image.
>>540928538My femroe recommends tuna salad. Canned tuna, mayo, mustard, relish, mix it in a container. Eat as is, or on bread.
>>540928353yeah.
>>540929156im interested. care to do some mating pressing so i can deposit my baby batter right into your womb?
>>540929202my femra is like that
>>540929227hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Time for my male middie to lay down and go to sleep..Good night xivg.
>>540929070Gpose still better as it has more options, don't think livepose lets you adjust certain things and supports extended skeletons. But Livepose lets others see your character doing custom pose via sync plugins.>>540929141Oh noooo, please go easy on meee~~
THEY MIGHT BE DONEBUT I'M NOTCC CRYSTAL2:05 ET
my female highlander loves kissing lvl10 adventurers~
i give up everyone but me is retarded
>>540929192I can make reasonable exceptions. Generally it's better to show up and try unless for some reason you would be wildly out of line with those expectations.
>>540929264gn PUTA
>>540929264Goodnight cutie
>>540929253Helllllllo
does livepose have IK?
>>540929327Yeah
>>540929018which one are you
>>540929145I promise you it works. Only with oil though, if it's in water mix it with miracle whip and spread it on bread.
>>540929095jeremy fragrance posts like this
Are you tired of showing up to meetups alone? Do you want to show off that you can pull beautiful men?Are your pockets filled to the brim with nothing to spend it on?RENTA MALEZEN BOYFRIEND SERVICES ARE NOW IN YOUR AREA!
>>540929265Never! Gotta see of some time we are not busy to do that!
>>540929364the face 4 femraen
>>540928389thought this was about my femra until i read the reply chain
>>540929271OMG.. GOZYUGERBROS..?
>>540929376Sorry, I'm WR
>>540929365i dont want my kitchen to go up in flames thats too risky
>>540929420Do they wear a maid outfit?
>>540929476hmm… himecut. black hair. primal
My male middie will always love femra
>>540929515trust me brojust put the oil on the toilet paper and light it upwhat could go wrong bro
>>540929514>He doesn't know who Jeremy Fragrance is
>>540929592my entire place could burn because i was too lazy to cook it normally? tf bro
>>540928547what was the deleted plugin pic here?
>>540929420My feml--friend's femlala would like to inquire if you offer platonic friendship services...
>>540929568i'd say it's a little more brown personally
>>540929512my name is dokkan battle and i love tokusatsuCC CRYSTAL4:35 ET
Sleep and play tactics when I wake up or try and find something to do.. hmmm...
none of the level 100 dungeon queues pop, even when i queue as healer . . . if i'm gonna wait either way, then i'll just queue as dps and actually have fun. fuck it. evens, blmodds sam0, mch
>>540929592i know a toker/meth head when i see one
they always talk big game about wanting to get knocked up but they never follow through.
>>540929678You could try and find me to do.
>>540929665OH LMAO i am the other toku caller FY i was standing right under you lol so i was really happy to see kino posted
>>540929265Imagine the smelle
>>540929621I'm an American man in my thirties. No shit I don't know who that is. I just figured it was another ebin I'm not keeping track of
>>540929420This but im offering rent a femra girlfriend services. I will even queue for content with you and sing your praises in the chat. Laugh at all your jokes and more.
Should I get the tactics remake? Never played the original
>>540929709Why don't you find me?
>>540929678Hows the remake?
>>540929649am i right on the other stuff though
>>540929738Yes!
>>540929728Can we have intimate relations as well?
What if my moonie kissed your feet?
Oh no a biofem said one of her interests in the thread, time for male characters to make it their personality forsome epussy
>>540929720>American man in my thirtiesthat's his main audience, 30something american white guysoh, i noticed you dont fit one of those categories saaaar
>>540929747It wouldn't be fair. You're on my friendlist already so I know exactly where you are.
>>540929760yeah
>>540929728How much do you charge per hour?
>>540929750I've heard some of the voice acting and it sounds nice, but it's unlocking in like 10 hours here I think? I'm sure it'll be good enough. Still a bit sad about losing some of the wotl content>>540929783Give me a hint then
>>540929782I don't know what white guys would be looking at some perfume influencer but whatever dude.
>>540929801you’re either hs or hc
What should I pose my wol doing
>>540929738just emulate the psp version, they cut a lot of content out of the new one
>>540929768For the right price yeah>>540929821Depends on the service being provided
>>540929826I see, I remember playing the psp version cause it had multiplayer loved playing that at lunch
>>540929880What is the right price?
>Whats this tactics thing everyones talking about>Is it that mobile game>No>$49.99
what do you guys think of this raid
>>540929908About three fiddies.
My femra would do it for free.
>>540929947>75 aud
>>540929853i can neither confirm nor deny this
>>540929956m1s was a lot of fun to blind prog
>>540929826I'm on Balmung and you're on my screen right now.
lmao does yoshit piss seriously expect me to believe any server on this dead cope game is congested at 1am on a monday night during the worst expansion its ever had
>>540929956pretty fun for being the first fight
>>540929908Depends on the race but around 2m and hour
>>540929956Best first turn for a savage tier
>>540929678I'm thinking of just getting the ol PSP and booting it up. Or emulating it
did anyone play metal gear acid on the psp?
>>540930050>Depends on the race but around 2m and hourSounds good to me
okay last call and then i play hades 2CC CRYSTAL7:45 ET
>>540930068Yeaa, probably better to save the money than buy the remake honestly.
Time for my male middie to not lay down and not go to sleep..Good night xivg.
my femra's legs are smooth and shaven and it feels nice...
>>540929043What a coincidence, so did mine..
>>540930129There are optional extras you can add for an additional price. Sunnies and moonies also get a 50% discount
My femra loves femezen and hrothgals... one day they'll...
>>540930014NTA i love a good cat and mouse game but nigga you better give more than that
>>540930246>There are optional extras you can add for an additional price.What are the extras?
I want to taste femra pussy I want to feel the insides of femra pussyI want to cum deep inside femra pussy
>>540930068Personally, I'd emulate it if I were you. the PS1 version, so you can also play the other classic PS1 games like Parasite Eve, Resident Evil 1 - 3, final Fantasy VIII, Metal Gear Solid.
>>540930303hey
God this is depressing. I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I like that the feeling is complicated.Do we ever get to hear The Place I'll Return to Someday?
>>540930068Best version is the PSP version anyways. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
>>540930320I don't remember, but it doesn't seem to be a song in the game, unless it's one of the unnamed ones.
>>540930271Sexy outfits, various fetishes, basically anything above the norm. >>540930303For the low low price of 2m an hour it could be yoursTerms and Conditions apply Known side effects:addiction to me femra and giving me the rest of your money but you should ignore those this is just a legal requirement to say this
>>540930379wrong, its the ps1 version
Can I get a qrd on Final Fantasy Tactics and its story?
>>540930270Okay, here's another tip.
>>540930421Thats the title screen music iirc
>>540930447>Sexy outfits, various fetishes, basically anything above the norm.How much for impregnation
>>5409305153m. So for an hour 5m total.
I've spent the last month heavily immersed in the game's ERP and nightclub scene, going out 4-5 times a week with a group of 6 normie-esque biofems (5 being straight), 1 flaming faggot, and a bi dude in denial (no, it's not me, I have a wide taste and don't hide it). And no Quicksand, only venues, open events, and people's houses.I learned and observed a lot. Some of it surprising, some of it shocking, a lot of it just as you'd expect.But one of my main conclusions is that the reason people here rarely goon with biofems is that most of you don't use or look like what they like, and even if you did, I'm not convinced it's worth it.We're taking a break for the next few days and I'm just relaxing, so feel free to ask about it or about anything I guess
>>540930494This one?
>>540930303my catboy doesn't remember posting this>>540930484yeahqueue for rabanastre ridorana and orbonne right now
>>540929856HELLLOOOO??RESPOND!!!!RIGHT NOW ANON, HELLLLOOOO!!!!
>>540930303You wouldn't want to do that to my femra but I wish you the best of luck finding a different more desirable femra to do that to.
>>5409305325 million to impregnate a femra...
>>540930484some demons infest the military wing of the churchnoble twink saves the world while his commoner twink friend becomes king and kills a hoe
>>540930215may my carboy lick
>>540930303
>>540930606No the title screen music of FFIX. Googled it and nothing came up.
>>540930652A very good price if you ask me!
>>540930315That is not a bad idea since a friend recently did a nonlethal run of MGS3>>540930198>>540930379I have a copy of both versions so I may check out both for the differences>>540930606Oh they are referring to a FF9 soundtrack. Sorry for the confusion
>>540930320too bad they go out of their way to make it not be a dilemma, it had potential
>>540930717Honestly, not that anon but would
>>540930717would you keep the baby after tho or just forget about it the moment the hour is up
>>540930713>>540930718Ah, nine is one of the ones I haven't played. Just doesn't interest me as much as the other mainline titles did before I played them.
>>540929956I really enjoyed light heavyweight and cruiserweight savage.
Appal was right
>>540930658legally, i have to say noid also say no if I wasn't legally obliged
>>540930662my femlala is like this
>>540929849>>540929720>Actual straight guyqueer zoomer trying to bait him for not following some eurofag>>540930592Why are biofems so ready to pull the trigger on making virtual plaps into real relationships?
>>540930215... Happy for you sis.
My moonie doesn't want to farm for her weapon
>>540930806It's one of the very good ones; considered by a lot to be kind of a last hurrah for Squaresoft.
Why are there so many trash Fronttline callers lately?! NO! Your bongo spam and map coordinates do not help!
>>540930761Well, you know the service to hire then! Come impregnate my femra for money>>540930797That could be discussed. Would you be paying child support?
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH SNOWCLOAK RIGHT NOW? ITS NOT LOADING NEW SYNCS
>>540930838i know you're not actually happy but nothing I do is going to make your perception of me better so why should I even bother pretending...
>>540930592is it true that women at these places love modbeasted males?>>540930893snowcloak is bad, anon
>>540930889Would, I got the money, and hey I'd get a discount too
>>540930889Does the child support come with a femra I can bang each time?
>>540930893Damn, that's crazy. Snowcloak's having issues? Must be a day that ends in Y.
>>540930875Maybe someday then. I enjoyed four, six, seven, eight, ten and twelve a lot, so if it's even half as good as the weakest of those, I'm sure it'll be worthwhile.
>>540930215first time?it's great isn't it
>>540930906Why would I ever lie to you, sis? Especially while seeing my own reflection in the shine of your freshly shaven legs..? I'd never.
>>540929578I'm a femra and my EB is a male middie :D
>>540930014Yea I don't think this is real
>>540930967FFIX is gonna feel a bit more like FFVI than the later ones. There's people who count it among their very favorites. It's in my top 3.
>>540930910>is it true that women at these places love modbeasted males?In my experience, it doesn't make a difference. Vanilla males are good enough already, what they want is a vibe
>>540930967>six seven
I imagine this dialogue option only shows up if you have CUL unlocked and/or at a certain level?
>>540929578my middie say this but for fiddies
>>540930917If youre serious I could meet you in game at some point for it. >>540930924That would cost most money, but if the child support payments are enough a discount could be provided. You would just have to wait 9 months as there is only 1 femra in the service.
>>540931045Nah it always shows up.
>>540930972no but yes>>540930974I... yeah uh... im closing this thread.
>>540931040SIX SEVEN AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG
good morning my femra cant sleep..
You can't keep doing this to yourself, man. She's gone. She's moved on.Meanwhile, you're just walking the streets at night... alone, in a river of darkness...
>>540931027See >>540930487I get my kicks making shitty avatarfags go to random spots and waste their time looking for someone that was never there.
>>540931072Unironically am yes.
>>540930883Sorry... I'm bad at this game...
>>540931127>I... yeah uh... im closing this thread.All's well that ends well
>>540931196this is your sign to start making pics with your glubra...
>>540930592>most of you don't use or look like what they likein my experience it's like 40% decent looking character (usually male if girl is straight) and 60% confident attitude.Gooner types would fuck almost anything as long as you fit their fucked up fetishes.
post cattosplease and thankyou
>>540930068Rare kaori feet...
>>540931220What DC are you on?
Jerk off to femlalas or normal porn?
First one to Balmung, Limsa, inside the fishing guild can impregnate my fiera.
>>540931336Aether but I can travel anywhere
>>540931336Odin, Light.
>>540931214the file name.. coughing up blood
>>540928227what
>>540931229If you're bad at pvp then your calls will be bad too! Wish people understood this
>>540929578My male middie says this but for her
>>540931040>playing video games at any point in life
>>540931412>>540931414I can do both of these. Just not at the same time for obvious reasons...
>guy i was spending my night with ruins my entire day in the last 3 minutes of my nightnigger
meow meow meow meow meow
>>540931462You were replying to me originally, but yea Materia's an option too
>>540931459old ass nigga
>>540931283Cute pic
>>540931529No need for materia... I can just show up to THE....
>>540930832I would imagine that varies with each virtual scene (can't speak for VRChat, for example), but in XIV, the ones heavily invested and extremely active in this stuff, like the ones I've been hanging out with, are rather lonely, or they wouldn't spend so much time doing this in the first place. That makes attachment more likely and potentially more intense. Lonely guys who play female characters move even faster, though. I had multiple people talking about compatibility for EB or dating, even though we'd met hours before and only had one session.>>540930910Depends on the scene, but at venues and parties more openly about gooning? Yes. And they fucking LOVE tattoo mods, holy shit. Both on their characters and the characters they hook up with.>>540931254That sounds fair, though if you want it more than once, add a percentage to being available and making them feel wanted. It can get tiring with the more intense ones.I said what you quoted because /xivg/ tends to hate sculpts, makeup mods, heightbeasts, tattoo mods, and all that. It's the opposite with most of these people, though again, that doesn't apply to all scenes, I mean specifically nightclubs, venues, and parties with DJs and stuff.
>>540931283The smol or big ones?>>540931480Did she really just say that?
>>540930592from my experience writing smut with women or straight gooning with women is fun but it's better to find a steady partner or two be they female or otherwise, the randoms you meet at ingame venues are hit or miss
>>540931480This is a CUTE sunnie
this hrothgal is logging outthanks for all the CC games I think I am finally improvingremember to get 8 hours of sleep every night
>>540931283I have hired this catto to stare at you for the next 17 seconds.>>540930893I usually have to turn it off/on again when adding people. It's very flaky...>>540930592Having run a horny venue for a while... Same conclusion. There are a lot of girls into ERP and clubs, and any decent looking straight male character able to string together even a few coherent sentences always got absolutely mobbed walking in the door. And the lack of straight male guests was pretty much a non-stop minor grumble in the staff channel.
>>540931453For legal reasons I need to say that this isn't me
No one wants to impregnate me femra i guess
>>540931561>no u>>540931578I welcome all cutes but my heart fawns for the smol
>>540931567The...
My catboy is swearing off femlalas for life
>>540931721I doWhere do i sign up
>>540931453for legal reasons i need to say i just tell her this already
>>540931416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVkMK7r3tQ
>>540931741Did I get the right client? THE mansion?
>>540931214She's not gone she's in my dms saying "I really care about you" every night when she heads off to bed
>>540930832>Why are biofems so ready to pull the trigger on making virtual plaps into real relationships?In my experience, women value an emotional bond more than the potential to get off regularly so if they like your vibe enough to talk about things that aren't sex-related after ERP, they consider you a romantic prospect. If this happens a lot with you, you probably put off a comforting aura that makes them feel safe enough to make a deeper connection with. Pay attention to how they interact with you and don't abuse this.
>>540931815. . .
My femlala was gaped by rava+ again
>>540931453For legal reasons I need to say my male middie says this for her but not like THAT.
>>540931812Guessing you got the wrong one, I am the NA anon
CC Call Crystal6:55 ETI got an hour before work
My femra is generally overlooked
>>540931837Good to see there's some brain around here
>>540930592From my experience with biofems in this game, the ones who are normal(ish) or hot/cute irl don't want anything to do with gooning in game and quite a lot of them enjoy normal rp and clean romance rp sometimes. The ones that do like gooning and lewding are fat or kinda crazy (sometimes both) and sometimes enjoying the type of horny attention they get from guys just for being a real girl regardless of how they look (which means irl they don't really get that attention)That's how it's been with the couple dozen chicks I've been hung around with, the bulk during/right after covid.
>>540931889Ah damn assumed materia was because of EU but I can do Aether as well pretty easily. Just need to let me know when and where.
>>540931815I wish she would say this to me after milking me dry...
>>540931214My lungs will fill with darkness before I allow my heart to be emptied of her.
>>540931908Mine too buddy, mine too...
>>540931116I see.... In unrelated news, I know where that line people were talking about earlier about two tribes at war with each other for decades abruptly coming to peace because they shared a dinner once came from.
>>540929376POOOOOOOWAH
>>540931860Sorry man, not all of us are lonely I guess>>540931959The way that you are is why you are in the situation you are in
>>540931963Shot in the dark, midlander post.
>>540931969Damn, sorry to hear that...
>>540931575>Depends on the scene, but at venues and parties more openly about gooning? Yes. And they fucking LOVE tattoo mods, holy shit. Both on their characters and the characters they hook up with.I guess it really depends. The ones I've been around really hate those "fuckboy mods">>540931837That's weird, we are literally only talking about the game usually.
>>540931726I didn't know femroes liked catboysCute pic again
>>540929376Jeremy Fragrance x Femlala is now my new favorite ship
>>540932026I was shitposting but that hit me hard for some reason
wish someone would raid my femra's hidden canal...
>>540931214she's not gone she gives me kisses every night>>540931837>women value an emotional bondwomen also treat friendship differently than guys they're much more emotionally open with pretty much all their friends but guys are the opposite, only being open about their emotions with their romantic partners or absolute best-of-friends. it's why men think "she's totally into me" when girls start opening up about their feelingsim not even trying to hate on either side here im just telling it like it is as a grown ass man with plenty of longterm relationships under his belt and a ton of platonic female friends
>>540932131Because it's true, I suppose. {Good luck}
>>540931753No it's fine. Go pay for it.
>>540931583I agree, the issue is when people with completely different attitudes try to make it steady. Like clingy x very independent, 80% of the time those go down the tubes fairly quickly. The other 20% last a big longer but with a lot of cheating.>>540931683You still run the venue? Which one? Very likely I went there if it's in NA.And yeah, the way male characters approach tends to be awkward the vast majority of times. I don't know what it is, they probably overthink it and have low self-esteem. Just holding a normal conversation goes a long way with the scarcity buff.>>540931945I've talked to in vc and saw all the ones in my group plus many I met. Most of them look good (one is actually gorgeous and I keep asking why the fuck she spends so much time gooning in XIV, but she only goons and reads hentai, doesn't care about irl stuff /shrug). As for crazy, nobody in my group was unhinged or likely to crash out or stuff like that, but I also think nobody spending a lot of time doing this is "normal". So depends on where you draw the line, I guess.>>540932096>I guess it really depends. The ones I've been around really hate those "fuckboy mods"Like I said, these are normie-esque nightclub-loving types who do love fuckboys. In other places (like a ton of people I've met at the quicksand, or mateus, or RP events), that can easily be a nonstarter.
>>540932096Are they simply talking about the game with you or their feelings about the game and experiences they've had in it? It's the one surefire connection you two have since you're both playing it, and sharing her feelings or experiences with you could be construed as a way for her to open up and show you part of herself/how she interacts with the content she consumes.
>>540931654THATS WHAT YOU REMIND ME OFCourage the cowardly dog.
i only play hrothgar because it's the only race where it feels right to rp making sluts addicted to huffing my character's balls
>>540930592>most of you don't use or look like what they likeIt's 100% personality that does it. Every time I've pulled a girl on this game I was playing a cutely dressed female/F+ character. If you're the type of person who tries to change your character to draw interest from girls, you are not the kind of guy that will actually get anywhere with them.
>>540932270>slutsI wonder when it'll hit you that the sluts you're so obsessed with are men. Males.
i should've been asleep hours ago
>>540932108yoooou have no idea
>>540932231Pay for what?Why would you pay for impregnation?
>>540932190>women also treat friendship differently than guys they're much more emotionally open with pretty much all their friends but guys are the oppositeThis is very true and a good point. When in doubt, simply asking her if she likes you that way and having an honest conversation about things could save both of you weeks if not months of guessing games where someone could get hurt.
>multiple retards discussing socializing on this dead dogshit ass gameI sleep
>>540930592Nice, I go with some friends every week or two.
>>540932334as long as their characters are female i dont really care nigga
>>540932346what swimsuit is that?
>>540932346I can help with that.
>>540932346Im going to jerk off to this image and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>540931283Posting my carboy
>>540932465I see it has not yet hit you then
>>540932247>You still run the venue?Nope, closed for a couple years now. Ran one for about ~3 years though.>Male character approachesYeah, self-esteem and the biggest one we saw frequently was a lot of straight guys just legitimately assuming no one was interested in male characters, so they were incredibly passive and awkward.Ex. I had one guy use the words 'If he let her' or similar language 3x in a single RP paragraph one time.Really though, a lot of them seemed pretty burned and shy from the amount of times they'd tried to approach a female character and got shot down b/c they were F/F+ only.
>>540931837>If this happens a lot with you, you probably put off a comforting aura that makes them feel safe enough to make a deeper connection with.This is a huge one, and not just with women. People feeling comfortable and safe with the partner. My favorite /xivg/ partner does that so well I could spill every secret I have, but I know they won't abuse it, so it feels nice.>>540932315And that's part of what I mean. Too many people here try to chase what women might like (see the constant discussions about which race they prefer, when in reality it barely matters if you're not hroth/lala/roe).
Good morning. My femra is sick and not in the skateboard way. In the i want someone to come stroke my hair and take care of me way. So I will be going back to sleep gn
You know nothing of our struggle.
>>540932334No they aren't. I'm a straight man, so any slut I fuck in game becomes a woman. Even if she was a man before meeting me, the power of my super straight cock turns them female while we ERP, because I'd never textfuck a man. It's that simple.
>>540932492Some kind anon linked it like 2 threads ago! I guess I can catbox it like they did.>>540932521i forgot to censor the feet again huh>>540932502anon i cannot get gregnant
>>540932569sleep well bro i'll fetch you a hot choccy when you wake up again
>>540932569no one cares
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>>540932597>any slut I fuck in game becomes a womanbased...
>>540932597hey...
I look good for no reason
My moonie looks and acts like this. My moonie could go for another burger....
>>540932647Thanks bro appreciate you>>540932654Someone cares
>>540932365Oooh this one's cool!Do you have an album by any chance?
>>540932597basedbut that post would've been so much hotter with your character included, because then I'd know to look for you...
>>540932250The weirdest thing I got was asking if I'd be okay with irl moving in after making a schedule to do maps. I was like 30 at the time so it's not like we're awkward teenagers. I'm not even the original poster of the question, I've just noticed that real life women tend to jump immediately from innocuous gameplay team-ups (not plaps) into "can we date for real?"
>>540932705my sunnie drinks mango loco but she does NOT LOOK LIKE THAT
>>540931283my catboy? just woke up from a 10 hour nap
>>540932559I backward's my pronouns in my example, meant 'If she let him'. Brain is officially too sleep. Gn thred.
>>540931958Your call where really!
>>540932705Being fat is a femlala gimmick
>>540932705Can a Hetfield moonie and a Mustaine sunnie ever find love?
>>540932597>so any slut I fuck in game becomes a woman.Bro out here making all xiv transwomen happy
>>540932749>The weirdest thing I got was asking if I'd be okay with irl moving in after making a schedule to do maps.That is in no way the norm and I cannot stress that enough.
>>540932705the only thing fat on my moonie is her... heh well
Say goodnight to me or the thread wil be unusable for weeks
>>540931480its unfair scholars have some of the best glams but the job is miserable to play
>>540932793gn grace, sleep well
>>540932597This posts radiates Khagan energyI fucking KNEEL.
>>540932876good night, anon
>>540932876Goon night
>>540932863Alright thank you. I thought I was going crazy. These bitches are just weird.
>>540932942Goodnight babe thank u>>540932968I tried, better luck tomorrow
>>540932804>moonies stealing femlala culture society really has gone to the dogs
>>540932876me femra wishes you a good night, anon <3
>>540932876What were you gonna do if no one said goodnight to you?
>>540932873gock?
>>540932978If this happens regularly with you, you should reconsider a few things about the types of people you choose to hang out with.
Do you think fl will pop after midnight?
i ama lalaboywho has had a SPECTACULAR evening and is now trying to get a baldur axe. how're you all doin? anything fun happening?>>540932876goodnight anon!! sweet dreams
>>540932876sleep tight, Anon. I love you, see you in the morning.-tucks you in and gives your forehead a kiss-
>>540933002oh man
>>540933035Well, they were all Balmung natives and either Fiddies or Femlalas. I kind of feel like those are the most emotionally unstable races.
>>540932986a maloonster, some might saygl champ /pet
>>540933138Race doesn't have much to do with that, but I applaud you for sticking to the bit.
>>540928360When good trannies put their penis inside of a cage and lock it up so that they can only cum from sodomy.
>>540932714I should make one but atm nothank you though>>540932758/petpet>>540932546lol radcat
>>540932758Greeting this catboy with a morning blowie :3
>>540932798Where ever you would be most comfortable really, got to make it the best experience for the client so you leave a tip!
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All these ERP posts are making me femra nervous, are there any chastity support groups running?
>>540931283is this cultural appropriation
Who's the biggest sexpest to avoid?
>>540933289(You)
>>540933265my male [REDACTED] is saving his first time for someone special
>tfw too nervous to erp
xavier renegade angel eb for my justice coded ra
>>540933046nyo
>>540933289Anyone who posts here.Regardless of what people say, they're all sexpests.
>>540933289me
>>540933239Siren Gridania?
>>540933350same sis...
Well damn, now I want a steak sandwich.>>540933053I'm trying to stay awake to finish this beast tribe questline but I keep, I'm not sure what the proper term is... Micro-passing out? I'm falling asleep for moments at time. I haven't slept for over 24 hours and I can't really pull all nighters like I used to. I was really craving a ribeye steak too but I don't want to get behind the wheel right now, nor do I wanna down an energy drink or coffee.Aside from trying to get your axe, anything else exciting on the docket?
>>540933359I'm not, I'm pure as the driven snow.
>>540933350only sluts don't get nervous
>>540933350I was like that too at first but once you lose your ERP virginity it becomes less stressful
>>540932571need a version of each post-human from all tomorrows but it's these weird viera morphs
>>540933240i missed my own call..
>>540933350Same. Not sure why, I did it all the time back in the day and I've done it a few times in othergames recently
>>540930215Sun Rosa...
sometimes i think about that anon who dug butterfinger receipts out of the 7-11 garbage bins
>>540933395wanna talk about meeting up to get over it but have it go nowhere...?>>540933424I have done it more than a few times but it has been so long since my last encounter that I'm virgin level nervous>>540933452You get me
>>540933397I've fallen asleep gaming a few times and missed some fishing windows because of it...
>>540930215my femra is once again chilling veet. leaves the skin feeling so smooth...
>>540933283dont you mean catural appropnyation?
>>540933238do nyot make promises you can't keep bwo
>>540933350I'm nervous my erp partners will think I'm boring and not want to erp again...
I hope my new favorite femra posts once more before I go to bed....
>>540933565me femra would
>>540933570same...
my malezen would impregnate any femra here without question
>>540933350>tfw pure and wont erp
>>540933565nta but I would actually take him home and breed him extensively
>>540933495Please please PLS tell me this is true
>>540933532Maybe it's because you mostly have one character in FFXIV? Maybe it's the thread?
>>540933532kinda want to meet with you and stare into your pretty eyes for hours on end...
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>>540933570>>540933645a few anons call me boring but I still get plenty chances to erp, you'll be fine bwos
>>540933742What do you mean?
My femra lost her mojo and doesn't know how to erp or lewd talk anymore...
>>540933734I believe he's posted about it before, among other things
encountering a femra willing to go squid mode on it
>>540933637>>540933713sisters... that catboy is gay
>>540933390Sure sure i can head over there. Let me know when youre there
>>540933838I'm not sure. Just spit balling
>>540933959all catboys are gay
My malezen is listening to lamia girlfriend asmr roleplay audios
>>540933913Oh my goodness
>>540933959so is spaghetti until it gets hard
>>540933906I can only flirt and tease now, I fold like an omelet otherwise
Oh look, the /xivg/ crew is back at it, still banging the tired old fetish drum like a bunch of horny geezers who never got invited to prom. “I demand femra,” “breed me,” “you have no say” congratulations, you’ve patented cringe.You lot talk like you're arranging auditions for royalty but in reality you’re auditioning for the most embarrassing fetish convention in your moms’ basements. You think this is power? It’s desperation with a side of catgirl decals.You strut around with your “requirements” and your high school clique fantasies, like you’re drawing up contracts for a kingdom but all you ever rule is the sticky residue of your own jizz threads.You don’t lead, you don’t influence you masturbate with rules. You’re a half-baked court of horny memes, not a general. Keep talking about breeding and collared waifus if it soothes your self esteem, but the rest of the world sees exactly what you are: thirty-something adults roleplaying teenage drama because your real lives didn’t give you any high school glory.So go ahead, demand your femra babies, I’ll send the clean up crew when it’s over.
>>540934041same...
>>540933906my sunnie has too
my femra is known for stunning people with her move "bit o' squeal" before marking them to be attacked
>>540933550Yeah, it sucks when it happens. Were you still able to catch the fish you were going for or have they eluded you still to this day?
>>540930592I wish i could get back into the venue/nightclub scene. I was really active in it a few years ago, worked as a court for a couple years in a few different venues and contexts. But I was burned so incredibly hard by people I knew and by the scene in general that I just can't bring myself to go back. I can't even do regular RP anymore. Anything that reminds me of that time just ends up being too painful. I don't know if I'm asking a question or anything, I guess I just want to warn people to be careful about it. Put on a mask, play a persona and separate yourself from it mentally. Don't take anything seriously and join things on an alt character/alt discord account if you can. There's so much drama in that scene that I think it's good to take steps to protect yourself from it.
>>540933906I guess we have to go back in time and get your mojo back baby, yeah.
>>540934045This reads like chatgpt
>>540933613is it me?
>>540933959thats not really my problem
>>540934045My suspiciously tall femlala offers you some butter
my sunnie is looking at james spader edits
>>540934123The level of cattiness between courts, and fights over clients is crazy...
>>540934075I was eventually able to catch them yeah, just felt bad because I told a friend "yeah I'm gonna be up for this window!" only to wake up to tells asking if I fell asleep hours later
>>540934045
goodnight everyone
>>540934045Shut up Randy.
>wodok nevermind
>>540933289there
>>540934045me and my HS friend were so excited for the pre-sequel when it was coming out and were so utterly dissapointed the night we played italso this bit is kinda ass bro, kreig schizoing would fit the thread WAY better
>>540934182Umm... i think that's rape... if you have sex with a gay...>>540933565/pout
>>540934241goodnight best sunny
>>540934192Oh wow a tall femlala with butter that’s adorable buddy but I don’t really take snacks from freakish genetic experiments that look like a minion got stretched in MS Paint.
whats there to do i cant think of anything
https://files.catbox.moe/9n002v.png
>redditlands posting
>>540934336Sex with your uma woob in my anus
>>540934241nighty night Ujy Wujy
>>540934351this femlala will never be mine...
CC Call Crystal8:20 ET
>>540934336frotnotize me cap'n
>>540934412Genuinely what soda pop brand is thatI can't make out the lettering
>>540934386holy moly>>540934426frotnosis is a new one ive never heard of thatis there a course i can take to learn how
Go ahead.Do the Deep Dungeon
>>540933397>Micro-passing outclosest phrase i can think of is 'nodding off'. i respect the principles anon, speaking as someone who's driven for a living there's not enough people who take that shit half as seriously as they ought to. and naw, all the exciting stuff already happened! now i'm just hanging out in a super good mood for the rest of the night, probably.
Ive been a big name ebin for 4 years and have never been schizod. The reasoning? Ive never interacted with a lalafell
>>540934480Freeway
>>540934412*smooch* my wife
>>540934351Alright Rori chan
>>540934180It might be... I saved a pic of them but I don't want to post it because they might not like that...
>>540934307I mean you assume im femalealso its only rape if he doesnt wana fuck, he might just not care. sometimes people drop their standards for a good fuck
>>540934539I've been a big name ebin for longer and have never been schizo'd despite thirsting after femlala cheeks on a regular basis
>>540934506will you post the pot of greed one if i do?
>>540934539i'm a medium to low name ebin and i've been schizo'd once i think... thats it thats the post
>>540934539shut up repiss
>>540934318honored.. though that is EG>>540934394sleep tight anon wanon ^_^
>>540933397https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsleep
>>540934583it's not me... no one would save pics of me...
>>540934335No it's okay she just went to the chiropractor after a month long diet of white monster and GO(raw)MAD and unlocked her true height like Peter Griffin in that one episode
can me f3mraen confess
gm squad
>>540934624Nah.
My Femlala is back from grippy socks jail... Did I miss anything in the last 2 months?
Is playing FFXIV like being at the grammies bros????
my fiera when she rapes you and steals your seed
>naked free-use duskie next to me in eureka
>>540934732gm bro im gonna touch you
IMPROMPTU MIDNIGHT MEETWe're gonna be watching | Lord of War at Balmung, Lavender Beds, Ward 14, Plot 15 in 10 minutes! 12:50 AM PST.
>>540934758Only if you are an ebin
>>540934213LOL I know that feeling all too well. Especially when you make plans to do content or watch something with someone else, only to wind up sleeping through it. Makes me feel like dog shite it does.>>540934515Yeah. My head's all fuzzy so I couldn't remember dozing off. Thankfully I've developed a really solid mental block. You used to drive for a living, like trucking or mail delivery? And here's hoping your night stays upbeat. I'm tossing a coin towards your lalaboy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184
>>540934583post her anon...
I just came to something 10 minutes ago and I regret it. How do I deal with the post nut regret?
>>540934747if my femlala wears qos spade will this kemono mod beast plap me?
damn I just woke up, my lalaboy is waking, lalaboy waking sounds.https://voca.ro/18g1ElExOKSz
Came here to check on this general to see if it's as bad as people say on the constant threads about the game that appears on /v/, and it really is bad...You people just spam some gibberish and screenshots of your characters instead of talking about the game's content, story or anything not related to "ebs"?
>>540934724Ohhh right yeah buddy nothing screams peak health like slamming gas station battery acid and raw milk till your spine decides to cosplay a car jack.
>>540934885The worst part is, this thread is actually better than some other threads here like /osg/
>>540934212I never had too much difficulty getting along with other courts, but I'm also not very competitive about getting attention. It probably also helped that I'm a straight woman and thus wasn't even in the running for the deluge of female and futa characters that came through. The problem for me was just how many times people I trusted ended up betraying me, in so many different ways.
>>540934729sure, why not?
>>540934729sure sis
>>540934847 mei is a biofem its okay
>>540934846No!! She's a feetra and I know what she looks like and that's all that matters!!!!!!!!
>>540934768is it rape if I willingly give your fiera my seed?
>>540934793>Lavender Beds, Ward 14Nah
>>540934752why was your femlala in grippy sock jail for 2 months
my bad
emptiness is taking hold of my heart once morewhy why why why why do I feel so alone
>>540934975>>540934978i'm so gay and so much of a bottom that women think i'm also a woman on xiv
huhh
>>540934351Hi Jasmine
>>540935076yeah same, it happens
>>540934885>You people just spam some gibberish and screenshots of your characters instead of talking about the game's contentThat is literally every vg thread that has ever existed and will ever exist
>>540934752Hey! You didn't miss much new. Really the same ol' same ol'. People getting all bent out of shape because someone stood or sat next to someone else. The same tired drama getting dragged up from years ago. There was a whole week where the thread was barely usable because of certain images getting repeatedly spammed, but that's a topic not really for polite conversation, if you catch my drift.
>>540935060The way that you are is why you are in the situation you are in.
You can make 1 change to a job that YOU play. What do you change? Go.
>>540935076my fc thought i was a woman for like 4 years
>>540933289My BWC slangin' malezen. Unfortunately for you, he will find you even if you avoid him.
CC Call Crystal12:35 ET
Did riallant really shart his pants
>>540935161why can't I have been normal
my femlala pretends to be a yuri femlala only so she can break other yuri femlala's hearts when they walk in to confess and find her sandwiched between two malezen BWCs
>>540934885gb2/v/ we don't like your kind here.
>>540935184NINS HOLD THEIR KNIVES THE OTHER WAY AROU-
>>540935242My femlala is a bislut thoughbeit
>>540935184Restore Dark Arts (and by extension Darkside) to Dark Knight
>>540935184WarriorTake damage off of onslaught.
>>540935242Ok fine I guess I'll sandwich this femlala with my malezen BWC, if you insist
We in love with the dogoonie.
>>540935234SK had a thing for a femezen, got his heart broken, and started doing anti-malezen schizoposts. As part of them he posted a picture of his boxer shorts with shit in them and said "look I'm a malezen" or something, and then accidentally posted his lalafell in the reply chain while Riallant was making fun of him for shitting himself.
>>540935184HW AST cards.
>>540935369I'm not even going to pretend. That mechanic actually sucked
>>540935184Ninja.All weapons are 50% smaller and they stop adding swords and calling them knives.
I'm sorry to say but my Moonie has woken up
>>540935184make AST cards fun and random again (I don't play ast anymore because it's shit)
>>540935369As usual dark knight players are retards who can't count to one.
>>540935472nah bro dark arts is good just for that sfx
>>540935472Major skill issue. In 3.x it felt so good and was great. Also looked cool as hell.
>>540932758>waking up at 3 in the morningWAITAre you a eurocat guy...
>>540935536why
>>540935184Paladin. Instead of the shitty HW questline, we instead get a questline about licking Nanamo's feet
>>540934951Impossible, nothing can be lower than this. Some guy just posted "huhh" without quoting anyone and without any image attached. Then there's some random name dropping and some fucker posting dog porn AI images.The state of this thread is pathetic. I will give the benefit of the doubt that when there's some new fresh content added into the game people actually talk about it here, but i'm not sure.
Uh oh, somebody did a boom boom in his diapy
>>540935536Let's keep an accounting of things the schizo hates so we can build a psychological profile of him.-Dogoonies-Malezen BWCanything else spring to mind?
>>540935184All ASTs become barefoot regardless of what they're wearing
>>540935000post her, dont be shy
>>540935536yeah get his ass neph
>>540935553>Buh buh darkside and dark arts are still technically in the gameYou are retarded because clearly that is not what I was talking about. I am referring to 3.x Darkside and Dark Arts, which were (not perfect but) great.
>>540935665Hmm tikaasi hates those things. Does he have a history of gore spam, surely not
>>540935665My malezen BWC slanger doesn't give a fuck whether it's one schizo or a thousand. They will all fall before the might of his BWC.
>>540935470I miss old edgy riallant who didn't give a fuck and called for commies to be thrown off helicopters
>>540935681Ok just a tiny bit.
>>540935665Women, Tikaasi, whatever the hell Poyo is, and anyone who is posting and getting more attention than his gorespam. He's unironically pic related.
>>540935236I don't know, all you can do now is try.
>>540935665femlalasfemrasbiofems
>>540935707Hello midget IQ-kun. The prompt was change one thing. You changed two. Hope this helps you drooling fucking retard.
>>540935571All you did was hit a button before hitting another button, which functionally just added a surcharge to a lot of important actions and that sucked.
>>540935764But he's changed now! He doesn't spam /pol/shit when his ego is bruised or go off on rants about who he thinks is attacking him any more, he's nice. uwu
>>540935623nyes
>>540935792>Retard PLD main doesn't know what grouping is>>540935840So? It was cool, felt cool, and paired with Darkside made it actually interesting to manage mana. It was like the DRK kaiten.
>>540935882NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540935867dont speak of my goat disrespectfully, you should be thrown off helicopters
>>540935765where are you now, anon?
CC Call Crystal4:55 ETmy last one I go work now ggs gentlemen
>>540935571Dark Arts was only good in heavensward and then literally never again.
my catboy? dreaming of femra at 3 am
>>540935961>um actually two things are one when I say soJust admit you fucked up homo
zzz goodnight
>>540936030I'm telling you he's nice now, why are you upset? He doesn't do things like go on multi-thread meltdowns and deny anything happened even when people show proof or samefag for 8+ hours a day. He's nice to me.
>>540936038In Tuliyollal but you're not her! Unless...?
>>540935184MCH, add a mobility skill where they use a jetpack to dash forwards, or a skill usable during downtime that generates battery gauge. Either would be fine, but both is too much to ask of square when it comes to making MCH feel viable in ultimates.
>>540935961It was bad. It essentially made you weave to do things that should be one button. If you want to add the animations and sound effects back, that's fine, but I don't want to start weaving to do basic shit.>>540935639Based
this femra got her toes out imma suck em
>>540935867I want to join his militia and go shooting wild hawgz
>>540936087iku if sleepy
>>540936087bye ugly
>>540936053I know that's what I want back. 3.x was Heavensward. I want Heavensward Dark Arts back.>>540936064Wanting HW dark arts back necessitates the return of HW darkside idiot. If we just brought back dark arts it wouldn't function in the same way which defeats the point. They are both a package called "old dark knight mana management." You are a fool and your qi is of low quality.>>540936149Sounds like a skill issue on your part ngl.
>Imgur got blocked in the UKHow am I meant to find cat gifs of my moonie now...
>>540936289>limeys did something based for once
>>540935843this is some kat tier schizobabble
>>540936139maybe~ maybe not~
>>540936062catboys don't have the processing power to dream...
>>540936269Bro... 3.0 was stormblood...
>>540936289What is happening in Bongland
>>540936109>He's nice to meThe only thing that matters.
>>540936342Feet as proof...
>>5409363671.0 was pre-arr 2.0 was arr 3.0 was hw 4.0 was stormblood what are you talking about {silly}
>>540936367ARR was 2.0, Heavensward was 3.0, and Stormblood was 4.0
>>540936053you're so right>first DRK duty is all about learning to use the powers of darkness sparingly so you don't die>mechanically this translates to "don't run out of MP by spamming dark arts or you're going to fucking die retard">using Dark Arts on Souleater feels like a big payoff and the animation is a big satisfying hitI can't get over how Souleater is now just the mindless 1-2-3 combo. The animation has lost all of its oomph just because it's the only goddamn attack. Hello, Power Slash? Delirium? SCOURGE???LOW BLOW??!?!?!?
>>540936372police state, unironically
ill be nice to you
>>540936372We'd like to know too. We're even getting paper's please soon also
>>540936269I don't think you understand why weaving+mp cost on essential basic actions is bad, and dark arts made you do that. It was okay in HW as the overall ecology was slower and simpler, but that shit wouldn't fly now. Dark Knight doesnt need more MP management; one TBN fail already fucks you pretty hard.
>>540936532Nah
It's fun having a schizo again but I fear he's just hot swapping names at this point. My old schizo at least had the gull to reply to me directly. Felt more personal, like I really meant something to them. I'd be lying though if I said I wasn't curious who this femezen I was interested in was. Near as I can recall, I've only been romantically invested in one femlala. Ah well, no use burning any more calories on the matter. Keep up the good work friend.
>>540934793meetup pics?
>>540936489>>540936474
>>540936372Riallant was right about it. Lose your guns, lose your catgirl titties next.
>>540936569Kat moment
>>540936507Sorry best we can do is vaguely edgy but extremely samey animations over a carbon copy of warrior "gameplay" and almost 0 mana management or risk please look forward to it (it's already here).
>>540936507I actually always found it so funny how back then if you were main tanking, you actually procced low blow so often that you were kicking the mob more often than using your fucking sword.
>>540936569Didn't some femezen pose you with her feeding you horse cum? It was the one with braces and a big witch hat, right?
>>540936453nta but if its reversed, and its >he's mean to me Wouldn't that bring validity of both parties? We know about him but what about you? Why shouldn't we just simply assume you are also a walking red flag? Or are you gonna hide behind anonymity
>>540936461quick shot just for you~
>>540936507My femra can still use low blow. . .
>>540936709That is so fucking kino
>>540936706MP is super strict for Dark Knight, you are managing it.
>>540936752>nta but if it's it's not
>>540936752Because being nice to one vocal poster is all that matters. As long as you can control how people perceive you by spamming something and controlling the narrative, you don't have to worry about what some unhinged tranny has to say.
>ntacap
>>540936819Using MP isn't the same as actively managing it. The extent of "MP management" for DRK is "save 3000 mp in the tank for a TBN but you can burn that for DPS sometimes." No job in current xiv has actual mp management anymore (compared to HW), least of all DRK.
>>540936771Woah... I didn't actually expect you to be here right now! But yeah holy smokes you're very cute and wanna meet sometime!!!
>>540936962fr fr no cap on god
How do I make my femlala fuckable?
It’s time to sleep (I will fail)
>>540937039plainsfolk face 3 or 4
>>540937039Walk her into my abode.
>>540937039A noose
>>540936992thank you :3i couldn't sleep so i'm watching a movie
>>540936269>Um actually I can't count to one and fall at basic prompts because of some convoluted logic no one cares aboutDRK players are both dumb as a rock AND insincere, dishonest fucks. SAD!
Close enough to the Nerscylla greatsword you reckon?
>>540936706DRK and warriors burst are completely different you have to weave so much more as DRKDRK still has MP management it’s not as overly complex as it was in the past which is a very good thing
>>540937040
>>540937039Face 3 dunesfolk. Taffeta shawl and lunar envoy leg piece.
>>540936991Every use of MP has to be deliberate and purposeful because you really don't have the tools to recover it. I feel like you don't actually want management, what you want is the ability to make the bar go up and down really quickly.
>>540936801Yeah everyone can use Low Blow. It's STUPID>Reprisal --> Made into a role action>Low Blow --> Made into a role action>Delirium --> Animation recycled into InterjectIt causes me unspeakable anguish every time I see these previously DRK only moves getting used by other tanks because regardless of your job the animation skeleton briefly reverts into a DRK's just to rub salt in the wound
>>540937106At that meetup? I watched one earlier too.
A city carved of silhouettes, on the ocean after darkover the lonely and the holy and the red blood beating heartsfrom the dirty black watera shadow void of fromraised itself out of the riverand it climbed aboard the shore
what the
>>540937114>>540937168Wat actual management. "You have to be super deliberate" just means leave 3000 in the tank and save up for burst. Let's be honest it's not something you're actually thinking about and actively weighing "hmm should I use my mana here or not."
>>540936924Here is the solution to all schizos. Keep doing content with your friends. Then no matter what someone screams about in the thread every day nobody will care. Also be chill and friendly in the game. If I like someone in the game I don't give a shit what they do in the thread and if I'm plapping them I actively like seeing them be a little shit.
>>540936731It was saliva from deep french kissing, but yeah. I had the hots for her sure but things just never worked out because she's on Balmung and I almost never go to Balmung. To be honest with you I was hoping to hook up with her femlala but that didn't shake out either so, what can ya do?
>>540937213I mean to say I love you but instead I said good bye
>>540937194ok please dont use rampart thanks
Eb my femezen
>>540937281
>>540937112Kinda depends. If you're trying for a glam that other ppl can see without sync then yeah. Otherwise I think SpheneEX great sword recolored via glamourer is probably closer.
>>540937398does she like sunnies
>>540937353oh so then the story makes perfect sense. I'm glad I know why you shit your pants, what a magical tale.
>>540935184I would make Bard play like an actual Bard and not a Ranger.
>>540937343It’s still a form of management if you’re completely new to DRK that isn’t going to click instantly I’m sure you’ve seen a lot of noobs just burn through their mp without a second thought
>>540937343Tanks like to think their class is super difficult and hard but it's literally just "dont click button until 2 minute slop window"
>>540937353It's a womans duty to be a mother to unmothered lalaboys.
>>540937345lollmaono one will every want to be friends with you if you get schizo'dthere are so many people who get roped into drama because they're friends with people someone has been targetingnobody wants that stressget over yourself and go away, i'll make sure no one wants to be anywhere near you
>>540937168The doesn't address at all what he said. MP means fucking nothing for a DRK. He's completely correct, just don't go below 3k while TBN is off CD. There's nothing to manage, there's no consequences, literally nothing matters.>what you want isHow about what anon wants is just the HW DRK? If you carelessly spend your MP you actually have your kit completely gutted. You need to actually MANAGE your resources.
>>540937353your schizos aside this is a really hot pose
>>540932597M-My knees?! They're bending on their own...
>>540937364based
>>540937405lol
>>540937419Yeah I'm trying to keep it vanillaI don't think it's too far off the wilds version that I couldn't call it "inspired by"
>>540937205yep, it's a good nick cage film!
I wish my favorite Femlala would rim me...
I don't get schizos because I don't interact with femlalas
>>540937489Sure but what I'm wishing for is the skill ceiling. Yes, technically there is a very basic level of mana management nowadays. In HW, you actually had quite a high skill ceiling for mana management and weighing decisions and such. It was fun and engaging.>>540937492DRK used to take thought in HW. Used to.
>>540937597Yeah, if you're going vanilla then stick with zeromus. It's definitely close.
>>540934952That sucks. Sorry you had to suffer through that.
>>540937640i dont interact with femlalas but i have schizos
>>540937353i'm genuinely jealous of you.
>>540937653Well I guess I'm gonna have to go get it later then
>>540937648I get ya
>>540937648All classes used to take thought back in HW and SB when you had to do mana/tp/aggro/stance management
my moonies bbc taught a sunnie what cultural appreciation was
>>540937665you interacted with femlalas
>>540937353>EVEN THIS FUCKING GUY GETS THISAUAUUUGHHH HFUUCVK IM GOING TO FUFCKING MELT IM GOING TO MELT IM GOING TO START CAUSING FUCKING PROBLEMS
>>540937629Dang... I wanna go now but I don't think I'd be able to make it onto Balmung. Actually watched a Nick Cage film earlier too lol.
Should I make my alt a Miera or a Malezen
This is what you can achieve with the power of malezen BWC.
>>540937040>(I will fail)want to go on VC and do a sleepcall?
>>540937525actual trvkeit's insane how many people i've helped chemo into posting less or taking a break from ff14 entirely because i made sure there was a neverending shitstorm around them
>>540937698>>540937739You really don't to be around the pedophile, armpit hair, bestiality femezen I promise
>>540937749malezen
>>540937739Why? Just make a golem and pose something cutesy with them
>>540937040I will administer a temple massage while faint strings music plays.
>>540937794>yoU DON'T WANT GOOD thiNGS because SCHIZO BABBLE BULLSHitFUCK YOU FUCK FUCYK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>540932597It doesn’t work that way, no
>>540937770I wish Val wanted to sleep call with me...
>>540937784it's such a rush to know i can force them into doing what i want with just a few words
>>540937713Yeah man, I fuckin miss it. XI kind of scratches the itch but it's way slower than HW/SB was. They really hit a great balance with 3.0-4.0 era xiv dammit.
>>540937832>SCHIZO BABBLE BULLSHit>he hasn't seen the albums
>>540937770When will it be my turn......
>>540937543Hell yeah. They know how to make hot gposes and I'm happy I got the chance to star in one.>>540937504Guh! A common plot point for all my Saelonus (Each job is a unique instance of a Saelonu that exists in a parallel reality unique to that Saelonu) is that both his parents are alive and living a pretty comfy life, with gil that he sends them regularly from whatever he's doing so they don't have to work. Though if I had the talent for it, I wanted to make a Mother's Day/Father's Day inspired gpose where he's bringing his parents freshly baked cookies. He's a good tater that loves his parents.
>>540937832nta but that is quite literally what their twitter had, forgot piss too.
Did you hear about (insert ebin here) in (insert content here) doing to (Insert ebin victim here)
My BWC slangin' malezen is like this.
>>540937875>>540937916OKAY wHO FUCKING CARES WHO CARES?! EVEN FUCKING SAELONU KAELONU THE MOST HATED FUCKING PERSON HERE?! HAS EVERYTHING HE WANTS?!! EVERYTHING HE GETS EVERYTHING EVEN HE FUCKING
>>540937353Both Riallant and SK have been posed with more female characters than me now, I want to die
>>540937770gitwm
gn
Im a schizo but im also a fat biofem that plays a femlala so I get a pass.
>>540937992gn
>>540937962Did you think I was joking when I said I am God's Favorite Son?
>>540937996All women are insane, it's to be expected.
wait r people actually jealous over gposes lol u know it's not real right. it's just pretend
>>540937962one time i posted my femezen with her lalaboy EB and another femezen had a melt exactly like this
riALlANT? FCUKSSK? FUCKSARTHRAS? YEP HES FCKING ME?!/ NOTHING FABSLUTELY FCUKING NOTHING CANT GET EVEN A CRUMB OF FUCKING PUSSY
>>540937747maybe next time anon~which film did you watch? i love nick cage he's great in every film
>>540938030Biopoles are crazier. Even looking at when our sexes troon out, the mtfs are always more mentally ill and dangerous than ftms who are usually just depressed manlets
>>540938057settle down tycho
>>540938057arthas does not engage with meatpits thoughever
>>540938074Dream Scenario! It was pretty good. I'll have to try and get into Balmung for the future.
>>540938037I HAVE NEVER ONCE BEEN GPOSEDnotnotNOT ONE noTONE FUCKINGTIMEEVERI DO TFUCKING ACARE IF SHE LETS DOGS pISS ON HER FACE juST
It feels weird being the only femlala who isn't into vore, piss or futa
>>540938159Don't lie you little pissgoblin
my koana yumejo moonie is going to kill herself
>>540937987You don't know the half of it.You know what, fuck it. I'm going to cause some god damn issues on purpose today.
>>540938037LMFAO THEY ARE
>>540938159same...
>>540937525>>540937784>>540937864You won't do shit. You don't get it, unlike the really insane schizos like Kat, you're nobody relevant. People just get used to randomly getting a bunch of hate at certain times of day, go "oh lol that's my schizo", and keep doing it. They'll see one of your alts at the edge of a meet, not talking to anybody if you show up at all, and briefly wonder if it's you before they keep doing what they're doing. People are avatarfagging less in general, is that what you're trying to take credit for? Pathetic.
I fuck.
>being mad that someone played dolls with someone else's doll and not yours
>>540938185>pdLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540937893Where in Ul'dah are they I'll be sure to sweep extra good around their abode when I'm stuck on street sweepin duty when I'm at work.
>average wait time creeps up alongside my elapsed wait time
>>540938185no no no non ononononononono NO THIS CANT be FUCKING real FUCK OFF
is nyohoki gailuidhel single
>>540938240yeah but it's okay when you do it
My Miera is going to bed. Goodnight, /xivg/...
>>540938319THAT'S MY WIFE, FUCK OFF!!!!
>>540938147*gpose plaps you*
>>540938319I don't know, are you?>>540938360Cool post timer.
And the ghosts of the boulevardLittered with a lonely heartA city like a graveyardOnce was a postcard
>>540938057biofems will forgive literally anything a handsome malezen dressed like a prince says or does even if it's supporting everything against their interests
I don't think I don't think you get itits fuckingits fucking Saelonu Kaelonu howhow how howyou see what he postshow
>>540938225They're right about the fact that people will avoid you when they schizo you, though. I went from being a Grammy-tier ebin to an untouchable because of it.
>>540938416have you tried fucking asking people to pose
>>540938395ty
Lets say you're a femlalaHow do you get plapped?
>>540938135i haven't seen that one yet... i'll make sure too soonyou said you were going to bed soon, so have a good night anon! sleep well~
>>540938416who
>>540938449walk up to a lalaboy and /surprise in their face 50 times in a row non stop.
>>540938449pic rel
>>540938319No, she's unironically Victor Thorne's plaything right now
>>540938147gimme your MCDF and I'll pose them anon!
>>540938473Hope you manage to sleep yourself, good night! /dote
>>540938240You fucked my thread crush
>>540938423all the nubins who get schizoed thrive on it though
>>540938319who's asking? :3
>>540938261what are you queuing
>>540937343>>540937528Except you never had to make decisions, it was always planned and 99% of the time you just burned it all anyway. This is how it was in Alexander. You are fucking high if you think there was more thought. It was just more buttons
>>540938443I'm the best poster in the thread so I shouldn't even have to ask, you can just start lining up to suck my cockI'll be at the tree in Limsa on Zalera, you can come beg for it right now
>>540936771What foot mod is this? The toenails look odd.
>>540938552The World of Darkness, I need it for MQ. Just popped lol, thanks!
finally they're here. maybe dawntrail won't be so bad after all
>>540938354gn
>>540938606
>>540938606No... It will be
is Sei single?
>>540936581lording my war rn
Lets say I hate middiesdoes that make me a racist? or am i okay because they are the oppressors
>>540938185i'm not the one who's melting but i do gotta admit. it genuinely stings that HE was good enough for pd and i wasn't. i must be really fucking abhorrent to them.
>>540938687is that sinner number four on the left?
>>540938687Nightmare blunt rotation.
>>540938687oh I thought it was fake
>>540938687Alright anons, who would you fuck here?
>>540938415TRVULTIMA
Why are so many of you at costa del sol on balmungis something happening?why didn't you tell me
>>540937648>>540937872I'm sorry but dark knight was always brain dead. You were just worse at the game back then.
>>540938796Kong..
>>540938729SK was different back before he had his big evil anime villain mind break because he cheated on someone and she slammed all the doors shut on his face
>>540938796
>>540938687
>>540938796could you take pics of the other ppls feet too
>>540938416What you don't get is that confident, assertive men win no matter whether or not they win an argument on the internet or you portray them as the basedjack and yourself as the chad, all of those guys at some point talked to a woman. Think of this like they're the fat, ugly janitor and you're the NTR boyfriend.
>>540938267It's real. Like I said, I was only ever romantically invested in one femlala. Also, as a sidenote. If I had a nickel for everytime a male character of mine was depicted napping with a female character, I'd have $0.15, which isn't a lot but it's really pleasant it's happened three time.>>540938729Have you tried approaching them? How do you think I landed so many femlalas back in the day? I made the first move. Reminder, /xivg/ femlalas were the only ones I went after.
>>540938796fuark, would tho even if he's British
>>540938687i spot three footsluts
>>540938917He's not British... That might be the most insulting thing you could say about him
>>540938796He just put socks on lol
>>540938185>posting this while PD is gone so they can't cause you to crash out again
>>540938185IS THAT FUCKING PREEBITZ WHAT THE FUCK BRO
>>540938979Isn't he? Where else would he be from? Scotland is part of Britain, he doesn't seem Welsh?
>>540938548All the nubins avoid me because of the schizos.
>>540938185What’s the big deal about this picture
in the midst of this chaos i pet you purple eyed lala.../pet /pet
>>540939029he's a mickey without the mouse
>>540938850Big Red's a cheater but so is Otis I always found it weird that Otis never got any flack for being one though
>>540938995>he actually didtake them off you fucking whore I was almost finished
>>540938225that's not at all what has happened in several recent cases
>>540939005QRD?
>>540939029It's Scottish adjacent but not Scotland
>>540939095ohIreland is part of Britain though
>>540939113proof?
>>540939005No lie, I actually did see PD a few hours ago in ul'dah. A meltdown may still be on the horizon.
>>540938995can't have shit in detroit>>540939029>>540939095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ByxyIAWrQ
>>540939193https://files.catbox.moe/s39k0d.mp4
>>540939113>several>recent>casesOh yeah, such as?
>>540939105>he can't bust to socksweak
>>540939224i wasn't gonna say anything 'cause it seemed like they were trying to lay low but yeah
will we ever have another villain like this?
>list names of people i've schizoed so i can jerk off about them and tell you why they're actually bad people and you shouldn't interact with them
>>540939193Britain = England, Scotland and WalesThe UK = England, Scotland, Wales and Northern IrelandThe British Isles are all 5 together but that's not the same as being British
>>540939194>>540939246believe what you want, i'm not giving my opps a window into the common thread across my targets
>>540938915>If I had a nickel for everytime [strange, uncommon thing], I'd have [2-3], which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice/thriceI see this kind of post a lot. I don’t really know why people say the same phrase so much. It’s like a “so quirky” kind of stock phrase. I wonder how much of our dialog is entirely copy-pasted sentences we use without even truly thinking about it
>>540939291We already do it's Ari
>>540931196Too big
>>540939005>cause me to crash outNah. That ship sunk long ago. >>540939132Me and PD were a thing for a while. Something ocurred and I pushed them away. It's something that pains me to this day but it's also something I can't change or fix so I don't waste any energy on it. I've said it before, "It's too late to apologize."
>>540939224>>540939287I want Preeb to fall in love with me
>>540939323all the same to me
>>540938775None of them.
>>540931196Do you like moonies?
>>540939047Builded for Nubin BWC
>>540939343If I had a nickel for every time someone used that phrase, I'd have a dozen nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened a dozen times.
>>540939331This is a very, very white man using nigger twitterspeak
>>540939367That’s a grown man. A fully adult dude. A whole nigga.
lalafell drama is so funny
>>540939343It's a line from an American cartoon show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Z_6IyUe4o
>>540939242>>540939323No but Northern Ireland is literally part of the UK and hopefully the rest will be again soon too
>>540939367good fuckin' luck, anon. you're REALLY gonna need it.
>>540936771i know whose feet these are
When PD and otis got eb'd pd showed otis a picture of him thats why they broke up
>>540939343It is a meme popularized by teenage girls on tumblr.
Keep onKeep onKeep onKeep on runnin'
>>540939439NI is just a big financial drain on greater britain they'd be better off just releasing it
Imagine being catty about prison gay online relationships. Go fuck a real fag
>>540939462i would've done the same
We never got an answer why Rorore deserved to get removed from the lalafell tea party
>>540939421Princess bubblegum is threademy with tiny tina, get her!https://youtu.be/w77OktmPJic?si=TluM_wEL2Qo_HxTI
>>540939545But they were mean to me one time in the thread in an anonymous post, I have to hate them forever and accuse anyone who tells me to shut up of being them.
>>540939331>believe what you want LARP obliterated
>>540939437it came from mark twain you uncultured slob
>>540939541no but its funny to look at someone who is "Irish" and call them a Brit
>>540939421put some respect on the weird-ass toddler race, dickhead.
I have such a fucking huge crush on irish people maybe I should sex pest brando
My miera is the Agni/FirePunch/Sun of XIV*lives*
>>540939697nigga if you like potatoes so much just date a lalafell
ok its BED TIME no more posts no new threads go to sleep NOW
>>540938185god DAMN that's a good gpose. my femlala almost wants to give lalaboys another chance.
>>540939609Proofs?
>>540939437Mark Twainbros...
>>540939193>>540939439We need to bring back the great filter and put all the brits behind it
>>540939419And one who is completely honest about their feelingsThey wrote some of the sappiest shit I have ever read online, got burned for it and still stuck around.The only other person I have ever seen PD chase is Rinko but that's been a thing for years
>>540939604either you claim some kind of hollow internet victory because i won't debate you, or you expose the common link between my schiz targets and then i can't do what i do any more. sorry bruh take your empty win, i'm not playing into that one
>>540939883>>540939883>>540939883
I think I should just fanta to male, they get more action and get called based
>>540939772PD posed itt. Knower
>>540939980That they did. In fact, I haven't posted a single gpose made by me since this whole debacle started.
>>540939748standing over this femlala while they sleep and
