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Thoughts?
i have not won a single room match today
>>540992084UWAAAAAAAAAH FIRST POST CUTE POST
After training, Matikanefukukitaru talks with Matikanetannhauser.
>>540992217How is Kitasan and Diamond reddit?
>>540992107huh? wuh?
>>540992217Assigning horses to reddit is such a wasted effort when reddits umamusume community is super small.That game did not take off well there.
turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife
>>540992338keep us updated redditor
>>540992291for a full month 50% of the front page was satono diamond tongue memes
Now that KMR is dead, we can only go up.
>>540991996machilove <3
I love this fat cow
>>540992405What else do you want an update on?
How's your cm prep going bros? I kinda want to buy On Your Left for Ass Wonder but don't want to fall below 1 mil monies.
>>540992274The both of them speak in tongues if you pair them up in Team Trials
>>540992609future updates?
>>540992338It has attractive women, of course reddit would hate it.
BRATS
1 day until Fuji Kiseki!
>marked
>>540992453The monkeyman is dead?
>>540992107No thanks
Who will be brave enough to umapyoi Meek? Anyone?Someone?
>>540992217How come >we obsess over reddit when twitters uma community is bigger than us and reddit combined x10?Small dog syndrome?
who's this cute uma?
>>540992615I think I have some usable aces but I can't really tell how it'll go, have been placing and winning some lobbies but it's all down to 50 layers of RNG in the end
>>540992653I see.When she shows up in global i'll have to make them my TT aces
That Daiwa Scarlet is one piece of Red Ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Digitan LOVE
Remember: Around mares, beware
Fine Sex
>>540992692In Cinderella Gray, you ever notice how Maruzensky only appears when Rudolf is alone?Rudolf is also seen daydreaming or having problems to focus in reality, she's showing signs of being really spaced out.If I didn't know Maruzensky was real and that these horses are based on real horses, you'd think Rudolf is a schizo and that Maruzensky doesn't exist or is already dead.
>>540992878the courage to umapyoi meek...can someone photoshop meek without ears and tail? for teh lulz xD
I'm convinced Tucker hates Duramente it's been like 3 runs where her dates don't become available until like 4/5 of the run. I'm not sure what the hell is going on, it's so annoying.
>>540992904Because it's 4chan culture to call everything you don't like reddit
>>540992615I'll send someone in and see what happens
>>540992697>nobody told him
>can someone photoshop meek without ears and tail? for teh lulz xD
>>540993143There's multiple scenes of maru when rudolph isn't around retard she dotes on chiyo
>>540992615>How's your cm prep going bros?I'm not gonna stress over it, even if I can't get them good enough for finals I can still hopefully throw the better ones into team trials.
Danchou... Gomen...
We're gonna umaningenpyoi all night.
>>540993193Air Groove's outfit is probably the worst in the game.
>>540993060When you promise a mare you will become her exclusive stud if she wins
>>540993143She also talks to the dog once.
>>540993193why are they doing saturday night fever?
So hotSo slutty
>>540993469family night
>>540992615My wife has a 10% on CM3 rooms here so I'm good for B finals, it's a little discouraging because I want to make her better, but I just don't have the supports for it.
screaming "YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE" as I cum inside Ass Wonder
does pasa actually need A front if you want to run as front?if skill activation is precalculated irrespective of the style rank then why is E not good enough?
>>540993507Whale game...
>>540993408
>>540992615maybe i burned out a bit but all i've done is pasa runs for a front suzuka and all she's given me is stamina and no groundwork inspirations
>17 years old
>>540993250She'll be released tomorrow, you'll see!
>>540993164Mild Meek
>>540993534How did she ever think she could pass as a jap with that fat fucking ass
>>540993804Where’s her ears!?
Did you order Chiyono
>>540993804evil image
How did Uma JP survive so long without any major updates at the start here?EN is just boring because it's been the same thing for 3 months now.
anyone have a spreadsheet/image of what to build for CM4? i have no idea what to waste my borrows on anymore
>>540992615I have yet to make a single aceI have one good mile grandparentSpecial week broke my fucking dryer and keeps fucking getting second
>>540993491Ok, maybe we can continue the bloodline...
>>540992867Insane how she is the most SEX uma musume from the game and she's in the game day 1She doesn't get beaten until like what, Gentildonna? And that's barelyHow did they do it?
Finally over...
>>540992717assertive golshi is way too hot
>>540993923it didn't
>>540993804>the one uma design that holds up without the ears and tail
>>540993965end closer ace nature with murmur (knock off top gun)
>>540993804Tact senses a disturbance
>>540993804this image should not exist
>>540994001She only has 1 alt too
>>540993143They are also standing at the back of a crowd in the exact scene you took that picture from.
>>540993617Because Wit also influences a bunch of mid-race adjustments, including overtaking, defending against passing attempts and saving stam on downhills
>>540993804Why does she actually look better
>>540993814no one wants to be the poor fool that feels her wrath after breaking the news
>>540992084Shout out to this firth place gremlin
>>540993391If you're a big homo maybe
>>540994035Rudolf looks fine!
>>540994001Twintail tsundere combo is evergreen!
>>540994025Patrician.
>>540991910Maybe another time but I can provide ONE happy trail at the moment. https://files.catbox.moe/skp5ds.pngWarning, if you're an anon scared of forested areas or suffer from low T. DO NOT OPEN.
>>540992274Is this real?
>>540994273I don't see a nipple or vagina, so this is actually SFW
>>540993804My body is ready to go.
>>540994206Rudolph's hair looks even dumber without the ears. Her design is almost perfect but the hair is just too goofy.
The biggest gaslight from this CM is the idea that you can only build good triple Groundwork Fronts if you're a whaleThe only money I've spent on the game is one monthly pass and I've managed to get Seiun Sky, Smart Falcon and El Condor Pasas that are all able to win CM scrim roomsWill I win A League Finals? Fuck if I know, its all a coinflip, but people acting like Groundwork is some super high bar to clear is insane
Miss Perfect
>look at the mods shared last thread >All the uma models have that sexy butt shape and are pretty big Holy based taste cygames.
>>540992615I have a passable Suzuka front that has won some rooms, a passable Grass Wonder that rarely wins and places a bunch, and I'm farming garlands for a passable Vodka.If I want to try and get the 2 accel golds on either late I need to not borrow Kitasan, but maybe it's just about doable with their speed growths?
one groundwork plz
>>540994035what do you mean
>>540994446post them, also its way harder to build than goldship
>>540994273my eyes and my dick are tearing up right now... it's so peak
why don't the big uma eat the little uma
>>540994001The twintail tsundere is a tried and true classic for engaging all the right neurons
>>540994273I kneel. More in the future would be greatly appreciated.
>>540994414this seems like a post from a retarded womanno sane man would have this opinion
>>540994495>the holster stays onperfection
Where the fucckkkkkk is the welfare Brian? My account is so scuffed that I need her.
Why do I want to have sex with horses so badly...
>>540994446>f2p>rolled for seiun sky, smart falcon and somehow good support cardshmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>540994662curren-chan can fly??? wtffff NERF THIS SHIT CYJEWSSS
>>540994593Estelle? What are you doing here?
>>540994704>doesn't refute anything>just insults posterVery womanly post, friend.
>>540994593I hate it!
>>540994593Tazuna, silence him
>>540994446>The biggest gaslight from this CM is the idea that you can only build good triple Groundwork Fronts if you're a whale>btw I'm not f2p
>loses the race>wins your heart>wins your dickHow did this discount horse Amiya do it?
>>540994495holy fuck that cakei'm about to shoot for victory
>>540994593Absolute ass
>>540994593How about THIS?
>>540992107WHERE ARE OCTOBER BANNERS
>>540994764i wanna be molested by vodka
>>540994495Cyjews has been hiding uma ass from us all these while.
>>540995046fake image
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>540994873>le refute my gayass opinionyou're literally crying about her "hair looking goofy"don't (You) me again you tremendous faggot
>>540994593i knew neicha was a fraud all along
>>540995123It still can finish. Believe in her!
>>540995126I accept your concession.
>>540995224you accept dicks in your ass
CyGENEROUS
>Cygames executive director Yuito Kimura steps down>https://www.gematsu.com/2025/09/cygames-executive-director-yuito-kimura-steps-downTHE MONSTER IS FINALLY GONENO REASON FOR FUCKERS TO POST HIS UGLY FACE AGAIN
>>540994954very nice but could have a bit more belly 9.2/10>>540995224>>540995279torenadacchis why don't you settle this with a race
>>540994702Just look about two threads back. There were few more catbox links in there.
>>540994593It's all normal musume until you see turbo turbo and her electric blue hair
>>540995387the world was strong
>>540994593human Gold Ship looks awfully familiar
Hey
>>540995387hasn't he been grooming his successor since summer lotto? or was that only for Granblue?
>>540994593A lot of them look relatively normal, but some, like Zenno Rob Roy, Sweep Tosho, Sakura Chiyono O, Super Creek, Eishin Flash and some others look horrendous
>>540994495i'll gobble that ass like she gobbles burgers
> Another day of failing to make a proper aceFront runner training sucks
i accept your confession...
>>540995520>goldship is a moon niggerNo wonder I have this irrational hatred for her.
Would you fuck a jobber uma?
>>540995387And this is good, how?How are we sure we won't just be out of the frying pan and into the fire? I wouldn't be celebrating until we're sure the next guy is actually an improvement...
>>540995835>cooking analogy FATTY
>>540995832No nigga, I'm trying to raise one already and correct her running formwhat the fuck do you want
>>540995586flowr honse
>>540994495It makes sense for horses to have massive asses
Steam recommends me horse games...
>>540995832yes because she'd flunk out of the academy and fall back to being a housewife (mine).
>>540995387>Global EOS to focus on domestic productsOwari desu
>4 speed cards>barely 700 speed in senior summer due to non-existent rainbowsAuto career fucking WHENI'm so tired of wasting time on these long careers just for it to be glue Literally zero progression whatsoever
>>540995961
>>540995835>instant cooking analogy>meek on topfat FUCK
>>540996070all that food and lower body training
>>540996198Kitasan is a dumb fucking cunt, I understand how you feel
Would you let your uma princess carry you?
I'm glad Chiyo-chan isn't a reddit horse
>>540996235You didn't need to doublepost the same fetish projection
>>540995445I think he means more happy trails not just bushes.
>>540995832Beruno is set for life inheriting her parents sports wear company while all these racer mares get euthanized in third race in Dream league.
>>540996374She's the YouTube shorts horse, even worse
>>540996374
Left or right?https://n4.kemono.cr/data/38/27/382730b3841817ce4eb86987d106740cbe8b31b09bc87a1332d78b10065f5903.png?f=1.png
>>540992615I made some horses, gonna have them run. Not too fussed about it. As a latefag I’m just behind compared to others.
>>540996514
Not today, bozo.
>>540995587KRM himself has had no involvement in uma, the director has always been anonymous. but yes he was grooming shadowp from 2021 to 2024 when he took the lead
>>540996514Right, obviously
>>540995586
>>540996514>lostboy.exe
Yuri
YOU WILL WIN THE TRIPLE CROWN
>>540996514Left for cosmetics; right for lore accuracy
>>540996617>imagine successeveryone jokes about "this uma is literally me" but that one really is
>>540996668FUCKFUCK SEIUN SKY
>>540996514Right from a design point of view, adds detail to an otherwise barren part of her design, it also makes my dick happy
>>540995664more like TUMMY shuttle ha ha ha !!!! could you imagine her being all chubby after she stops racing like ha ha eww that would be so weird!!!!!!
I love brat Belno
I wish we had a femcel horse
>>540994593Bakushin looks more retarded than usual
>>540996301absolutely
>>540996948Cafe, King Halo, Digitan
Do you really think a spoiled pampered princess like Daichi Ruby could race?
>Slacker from a random even the turn before summer
>>540996919her tummy will be carrying our many children
>>540996514left for me
>>540996661>SlopCease posting.
>>540997075>my fuarking daughterinowhat was cygames thinking?
>>540996948pretty much Ryan
>>540997092FOLLOWED BY 4 INFIRMARY VISITS TO GET RID OF IT. Yup, that's a mercy kill.
>>540995835he was the fag responsible for monkeygate, constantly forces yuri that no one liked, and the lotto that fucked half of grubble's playerbase. cygames are all fags but there's no way his replacement is worse.
>>540996464Rape
????this fucking game
I AM SUCKLING ON UMA TITSI'M DRINKING UMA MILKI AM MILK
>>540995835Change is the way of reality.
>>540996941Cumming in her mask and forcing her to wear it all day…
>>540997462FRESHLY MADE IN AMPLE AMOUNTS
>"Oh hi! I'm the easiest way to get groundwork!">Up-Tempo +3>Hesitant End Closers +3>Flustered End Closers +2>Up-Tempo +2>Medium Staightaways +3>stats>"Well at least you still have inheritance!">Left-Handed>"Oh well! No spark for you!"
>>540997425It happens
>>540997364>there's no way his replacement is worse.
>>540997116"our" as in you and I will both have kids with her?
which uma is the best kisser?
>>540997364the new guy is behind everything since and including summer loto
Really considering buying a MLB Kitasan account even if it means I have to start from scratch because at least then I'll have a solid base compared to my absolutely fucking useless shitty 0LB Kitasan that I wasted 30k pulls on because I was gaslit by this general. Now I'm forever cucked out of borrowing actually good cards because I'm forced to borrow Kitasans in every single run.
>>540997753I don’t see the gaslight. You rolled for kitasan and just got unlucky
>>540997462
>>540997364>but there's no way his replacement is worselol shadowp loves forced yuri more than KMR
>>540997637our as in hers and MINE
>>540997425>Pace
>>540997753Just highroll like do with my 2lb Kitashit
Anyone here tried horse milk?
>>540991910I was messing around with something before I have to go and found out Hires doesn't butcher this setup I currently got. So I don't need to impaint imperfections as much. Here's your Brian trail. https://files.catbox.moe/1hc25d.jpeg
>>540994593>Opera, Bakushin, Sweep, Diamondso fucking cute
>>540997867Oh...
>>540995387He has too many memes in shadoba and grub generals to die. He will live on as the eternal meme.
>>540997753Your painstakingly farmed 9* legacies??
>>540995052If Steiner-kun makes a twitter announcement in an hour, everything will be all right.
>>540997986Nta but fuggin nice.
What did she mean by this? Some kind of mejiro codeword?
>>540997364KMR struck me as a guy that let the inmates run the asylum in grub. I always thought he had a preference for priconne and shadoba personally, he always seemed to enjoy himself more in those streams. The problems you speak of are still running grub into the ground even today, namely FKHR and a writing team that nobody keeps in check who crank out absolute bangers like "I can't breed" , endless yuri and food events.
>>540995052There's no banners where we're headed...
>>540998490she wants to fuck
>>540997841>unluckyit was 0.5%. you had about a 1% chance to get 3 copies of kitasan in 200 rolls. the only ones with MLB kita are rerollers or whales
>>540998490She's yours. Mind, body, and soul.
>>540997753Is what i did, got mlb kitasan and a super creek for like 20 euros
>>540995052Posted in 5 hours on their Twitter last two months, should be the same timing again.
What else do they have besides the Twinkle Series?
>>540997986i am that anon and god bless
>>540997462how does horse milk taste like?
IT'S A TRAINING CENTERNOT A DATING CENTERSTOP WANTING TO FUCK YOUR UMAS
>>540998664>a 1% chance to get 3 copies of kitasan in 200 rollsI know it was rough but is it really THAT low? I didn't reroll and my pity card maxed her
>"pls spoil me, trainer, I wanna play goo goo babies with you!">"No.">loses the triple crownwhat the fuck is this trainer's problem, he's got a golden opportunity and he blows it. if I were him, I'd even wear the full baby outfit for her if it means getting her back in the mood and win the Kikuka Sho instead of getting Rudolf'd at the very finish line
Is there a more perfect uma? Cute, friendly, sexy, nice.
>>540999041He's not counting the spark.
>>540999041No, it's roughly 8%https://www.programiz.com/online-compiler/99J8BBvfZifqU
>>540999176Marvelous Sunday
>>540997561just buy the hints idiot
CHECK YOUR INBOX SOON
I just want to see my umas be happy and act cute. I have zero carnal attractions to any of them because the designs just doesn't do it for me
>>540999176If you loved her you wouldn't post slop of her.
>>540999176neicha even though seiun sky has my heart
on paper flowery maneuver seems like a really good acceleration skill, stat wise it is equal to pump some iron. yet no one seems to recommend it usually, am I missing something? is it the activation requirement? "final corner", does that mean it activates too early and doesn't do much sometimes?
>>540999314You are inflicted with a terminal case of gay. Chemical castration is recommended.
>>540999314Mr picky over here.
>>540999404It only activates on the final corner. Not the final stretch, just the corner.
>>540999041I rolled 1 copy in 400 rolls. 0 SSR Dias too. It was real bad.
>>540999368dont bother replying to the third worlder
:|
>>540999676Curious, why wouldn't you just reroll a new account at that point?
>>540996301at least she seems happy
>>540999676>rolled 1 copy in 400 rolls.Same... Even swiped for that second spark. At least it taught me early on to never go all in on the gacha.
>>540999801Vodka?
>>540999809Because I like the Special Week title
>>540999676that's rough
>>540999545Right but according to the description, let's pump some iron activates "in a corner in an attempt to move up" late race, which I assumed was a similar requirement
Where. Are. The October Banners.
>>540999960wodka :|
I rolled 0 kitasans in 200 pulls, then spent 200 more pulls on super creek banner and got 0 creeks and 0 tazuna
I got a 3* groundwork spark on maru but idk if I should even use her as a grandparent because of her horrible affinity. Thoughts?
>>541000197Sad if true
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
where is the october roadmap?
>>540999809>just give up a month's worth of playtime so you can spend another 20+ hours rerollinghmmmnyo. I will continue bitching about my bad luck and if cygames doesn't like it well then they should have given me more copies
>>541000420Start playing the game danchou
>>541000443probably about an hour away as per usual
>>541000443eos
>>541000443sorry, eos announcement in 1 hour instead
>>541000443new CEO decided to kill global
>>540999314sorry anon but that's up to them, not you
>>541000443they're running away with your money
RIP glorious high-roll ace run
No groundwork but usable
>>540994764why does daiwa scarlet seem to prefer young boys...
>>541000887if the grandparents have 3* groundwork yes
Why is it people want Maru's unique on their lates instead of Taiki's? It's just more generous with positioning, right?
Run the level 7 GolShi card to get +100% event bonus && B/B+ rank career OR run KB to get +65% event bonus && B+/A rank career? I don't know how rank factors into event points.
how hit 1200 power on blockushin
>this is the first time i won't be able to finish the eventi know there's been only 4, but i'm not liking having to do the same races every day
>>541000864Why didnt you train guts anon?
when do the club gibs drop so I can leave my dead weight club
>>540992615I haven't cared since CM1 and I'm just playing for fun.
>>5410011453 pow / 3 wit: only use kita if you have halo mlb also
>>541001198I gave up on it too. 3LB Golshi is enough for me
>>541001209I'm a bad trainer...
>>541001373i have mlb halo but have to borrow kitasanshould i drop one of the wit cards then?
>>540999176You know it
>>541001578>d*buffer
>>541000864If you're struggling with stamina that badly that late, it was never a high roll run...
>>541000197literally me except I did get 2 Tazunas (my only non-0LB SSR)
bwos I don't feel confident I will make it into the finals
>>540997364>he was the fag responsible for monkeygateCorrect>constantly forces yuri that no one likedNo that's the new director that KMR handed Grub over to>and the lotto that fucked half of grubble's playerbaseAlso the new director. Don't get me wrong Grubble was shit garbage ass when KMR was the director behind it, but when he stepped down and brought up his protege, the shittiness increased ten fold. Constant weapon powercreep (and you always need at least two of the new Grand Weapons nowadays, also the rate ups are still fuck ass garbage shit. So enjoy dropping two sparks on it and then having to grind ten million raids for gold bars which you're up against superior nippon ping)
Do you accept?
Is there a reason why some optional races make you do a dialogue option that could end up with you losing more energy, and some just take a flat 15 without your input?
>>541001909no. but id take fujis
>>540996301MOST of these horses are taller than me so I wouldn't feel bad being princess carried by them.
>>541002012lil bwo...
>>541001754I suppose you're right...
>went from hating soulless ai slop to going hey that's not badI'm cooked bros I think I've crossed into boomerhood I'm old
>>541001809>level 3Uh how?
>>541001909
>>541001930it's random range. top is a flat amount. basically do you want to gamble with your energy or just take the amount flat. I personally always go bottom unless I'm being real strict on turn economy and know over 15 puts me below choices
>>541000243>>541000243>>541000243Bwos? Help
>>541001909no
>>540998664>the only ones with MLB kita are rerollers or whalesBut...I'm not any of those...
>>541002114AI has gotten better in the past few years. Still far from perfect but getting better.
>>541002151Yeah but there are some races that you're not even given an option and it just takes 15 from you.
finally, my 500th team trial
>>541002180yes use her as a granparent....
When does the next meta Uma and card drop? I have 7000 gems
>>541002012Surely you're mistaken, anon. These umas are tiny.
>>541000864I've been there anon. Always buy up the majority of your skills by tenno sho, especially recovery (corner recovery is a nice one because it helps Tail held high too on that CM course) and disregard people saying you had bad stamina/guts. I've lost that race with much higher stats than I usually have there.
>>541002308Maruzensky in 8 daysRice/Rico in 1 month
>>540991996>ウマオオオオ not in top 100>all the whales fell offThis is what happens when QoL changes don't happen fast enough.
I'm taller than Vodka but shorter than Golshi...
>>541002012The tallest uma in the game (currently, until Akebono) is Goldship at 5ft7.Are you a prince of manlets?
>>541002114Hot take maybe but some ai is fine with enough effort on the end of the prompter, good prompts/references, willingness and sensibility of an artist to prune out clear issues like extra digits, impossible body positions etc. The problem is most 4channers dont and you get that glossy shit "this is ai" feel to most ai posts because its cranked out by lazy jeets flooding the internet with subpar art.Umamusume.
>>541002320They start being taller than me at Matikanetannhauser.
Is there a bug with clubs right now? It's saying I'm not in a club.
>>541002395Shit didn't realize summer maruzensky is dropping so soon
>>541002270That is likely due to the reporter. If the reporter randomly decides to cover your race then it is a flat 15 energy and some mood/stat/fan bonuses.
>>541002534
>>541002550Sorry to hear it, bro. Unless you're bi, then you'll be fine.
So is MLB sweep tosho just a meme? Her only advantage is friend bonus which is multiplicative and nothing else. MLB king halo mogs her with more rainbows at orange bond.
>>541001909I don't really want this.
>>541001528No, just do 3 power and 3 wit and borrow mlb vodka or mlb pasa
>>541002734
>>541002426Umaoo fell off this month because like 5 people died outright after the midmonth fan check, they will be replaced.
>>541002360I'd given her corner recovery, but I'd neglected her stamina and even after spending every turn in senior year training it, she only had 450 stam and 180 guts, so I guess it was inevitable that she'd fail to get 3rd.
>>541002890>So is MLB sweep tosho just a memeLook at her events and then look at King Halo's events.
>>541002320im only shorter than hishi akebono... i thought 5'9 was mega manlet...
>>541002960Ah man yeah ok nevermind those stats are low. Tough luck anon. It's definitely a brutal part of Seiun's career when you're aiming for mile.
ETA on Summer Maru and Spe?
>>541002890She's got 50 priority which is one of the highest so far but also slipstream and good events (charming)
>>541002734>female trainersorry i can't self insert
>>541002012>>541002550>there are cute torenas browsing this thread as we speak
>daily races>1st>1st>15th
>>541002114The best slop is slop that you don't immediately recognize as slop
>>541003125your front runner bwo?
>>541002426At least we still have 1 club in top 100 that actively recruits here>/v/ clubs shot in the cradle with no hope of reaching a high rankrough
The best options to get for NY are second for classics and first for senior right?
>>541003125just don't go late/end bwo
>>541002890Great events (Charming event sucks if you get it later than junior year but the potential benefit is super high), overall great priority spread, and some ok hints (slipstream).King Halo is also really good though. The better MLB SR speed decks include both pretty much always.
Are you guys also autistic about your favorite uma being your highest rating?it bothers me when I see her not at the top of my list
>>541003282>heeb tosho
>>541003250Unless you're at (close to) full energy yeah.
>>541003282is that you, shoe anon?
>1 and a half beach epsiodes with no rainbowsI hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game.
>>541002012would umas be able to resist short kings? do they have IMAGINE posting going on
>>541003257I did pace oguri>>541003187Don't have any good dedicated front runners
>>541003397Ayabe looks tired. Someone, quick! Bring out the Yogibo!
>>540998389My Dacchi... Steiner.. Steiner couldn't stop the players from leaving. End of service will be announced in a couple of hours.
>>541003286Ofcourse not. An Uma is worth more than her rating you materialistic fuck,
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541003250Those are the energy ones. You can never go too wrong picking energy from events+5 to all in senior is pickable too
>>541003286If I had a favorite I'd 100% be that wayI'd probably even spend all my statues to 5* her
What's a better alternative to Pump? I built an ace with one and out of all my room matches it only activated ONCE or maybe twice. It's so inconsistent that I think this is bad for actual CM matches
>>541003606Can a horse cross the finish line without a jockey and win?
>>541003286No because my highest rated uma is a witchud and I don't want that for my oshi
>>541003604is the pope catholic?
stupid time difference mood down spam on every single one of my fantasy pasa runs fuck her and her boob window
>>541003863no its a DQ
>>541003442You’re supposed to be using summer training for Stam and guts anyway
>>541003863No, if they kick their jockey off they're immediately disqualified
>>541003861Red Ace is better cause it's final corner or later.
>>541003939Sorry bro, I titfucked her too hard and she lost the track of timeI promise it won't happen as often
You wouldn't have sex with Chiyono
>>541000842Agnes Cafe doesn't exist, she can't hurt you
>>541004080yaeno muteki
>>541004126but i would fuck a dog
>>541003863Eclipse first, the rest trampled
>>541004126Try me
>>541004080gratz on your Shakur lil bro
>>541003671The following title holders stay here: taurus platinum, gemini platinum, idol, influencer...THAT WAS AN ORDER! THE OCTOBER BANNER ANNOUNCEMENT WAS AN ORDER!
>>541004080Well, now I have Seiun and Halo SSR from this on single pulls... Maybe I should stop doing daily singles on support card because cards that aren't MLB are garbage anyway
>>541003940>>541004069sad, they should be able to dismount for last spurt so the horse can run as fast as possible at the tradeoff of possible lost control
>>541004101Too bad Maruzensky is too old and no one has affinity with her other than my cock
>>540995832>>540996439I would FUCK Belno while maintaining a platonic relationship with my trainee
>>541004291that would be extremely dangerous to the ningens...
>>541002235What is this face trying to convey ?
>>541002235sure whale
>>541003908Shut the fuck up, Pokke.
>>541003863>Korean memes
>>541004391That's the face of a cuckAnd of liar
>>541004283>he doesn't like having many SSRs in his collectionsoulless
>>541004126id cuddle the fuck out of her, if that counts
>>541004101I see. I'll try today's and tomorrow's borrows be Maruzen and compare it to the one with Pump
>>540996208I want Dia to look at my penis like that
>>541004463pokke is for prone boning
>>541004462I'm not! I saved up all my carats from Day 1 and got her MLB with one spark!
>>541003863The jockey has to stay on but there's a case of a jockey literally dying of a heart attack and the horse crossing the finish line and it did count as a win
>>541004280Mein Fuhrer, I can’t allow you to insult the CM Bronze holders…
>>541004294I wish they'd put more emphasis on building good borrow parents with better rewards. Building a good affinity Maru or Taiki is such a pain in the dick compared to just borrowing one, but all the torenas who actually went through that pain just get a hard-limited amount of borderline useless friendship points in exchange. I wish whoring out your umas was a viable strat.
>>541004526It just looks like this then and you can't use any of the cards really because the MLB SR are blowing them out of the water
>>541004597Stop showering, that does the trick all the time
>>541004339that's the trade off to witnessing the horse run at max potential
>>540994273i don't even like bush or forested areas that much but you are starting to change my mind
>>540993751>17 years old>looks like an adult womanWhat causes this to happen?
>>541004126Even if I wanted to she'd just run away.
>>541004673hopefully you get 2LB shakur next bwoi believe in you
What's worse, a whale or a luckshitter?
>>541004673>LB1 air shakur
>>541004339It's HORSE racingNot manlet racing
>>541003861stop using pump unless you're trying to retardgamblemaxx>On cm3, there is a tiny 33 meter stretch of the course where its even possible to proc pump some iron. If you are in exactly 6th place at that point, then pump some iron can proc.please im fucking begging you people STOP taking pump on literally everything this is not cm1Just got out of a room match with this guy who came in second by a head. He wasted his high roll taishin stats by taking pump some iron. He would have have won if he had taken LITERALLY ANY OTHER SKILL instead. Please just take rudolf or oguri cap or something.
>>541004628holy
>>541004842a whale obviouslya luckshitter beat the odds and won against big cygames so i congratulate them
>>541004842luckersi cannot STAND themwhales at least had to waste money to get there
Mambo
>>541004821doing this in 2D is one thing, but in 3D like this is so wonderfully silly
>>541004842WhalesThey believe swinging their wallets is actual skill and will cry like babies when they can't clear INT checks
>>541004623nta but fuck you
>>541003863whats the uma equivalent of this happening
>>541004969>>541005004
>>541004628Kiss something right? That would be a kino story for the game
>>541004645The bronze title holders are no more than a bunch of class 5 incompetents! They are the scum of the club. I should have kicked them all one day before club rewards, as Stalin danchou did...
>>541004885Okay but my high roll Vodka gets fucked because I realized I don't have pump or red shift even though I have On Your Left and Furious Feat
>>541004821HOLY SOVLI KNEEL BAKUSHIN!
>>541005116>no URA finals because you fucking die
>>541005212Yes, red shift is very good. Take that. Pump some iron is not good. Do not take that.
>>540996301Ngl I would let my umas handle me however they wanted, and even apologize for it. Golshi took my hot springs virginity so the full version of this image is painfully canon just for me. They're mostly stallions anyways, I like the boyish looking uma the most.Second most horny shit I've encountered in this game only to getting Seiun in just 20 scouts and winning hot springs ticket on the very first Sei run.
>>541005064You next big support card roll will be blessed Anon. I believe in you! Sending you all the positive energies I can.
>>541004821Still surprised how Chiyono O and Bakushin O are completely unrelated
>>541005095The fact that they can't participate on the big leagues without a trainer?
2 minutes until EOS
>two horrible career starts in a rowthat's enough for today
>>541004821Loony toons
>anon posts his gimped out uma>"its not the best">my absolute best f2p effort is worse than his.
>condition down event>”oh no, something terrible must’ve happened”>minor inconvenienceWhen these girls take an incredibly minor event and it’s ruins their mood for half a month, do you realize that oh yeah they actually are high schoolers.
>>541005486It's Luney Tuneys, Mandelanon
which uma would enjoy being spanked
>>540992217*blocks your path*Fuck you gonna do, bitch?
>>541005339what about T. M. Opera O
whales are brahminf2p are shudras
>>541005521F2p effort is the bottom of the barrel in every sense of the wordWe're the true gamblers here
Cute dog
>>541001094why do grandparents need 3*
>>541004126
>falco ace run>second round of inspiration>no turf sparks activation>her mood craters + debuff the turn after>fails acupuncturist event the following turnEven the servers knew it was already over
>>540992217>not a Reddit horsebasedbased
>>541005664were not actually indians so no one knows what this means
>>541005781That's a cow.
>>541005624>Fuck you gonna do, bitch?partially agree with you
>>541005521There is a literal abyss between people who own MLB kita and people who don't
>>540996301Imagine getting princess carried by Haru or Nishino
>>541005664Stinky hands wrote this
>>541005823Higher chance to proc
>>541005545the chalk and pickles events showed me umas are very emotionally driven
>>541005581Bakushin, Digital, Oguri, Daiwa, Tickezo, Nice Nature, Grass Wonder, King Halo, Matikanefukukitaru, Urara
Super Creek is not a cougar, she is a Puma a [P]edophile Uma
>>541005319I'll specifically blame you if I don't get to MLB my Rice
>>541005829why is she copping a feel
>>541005983She's a loving motherNot like you'd know
We're not getting the October banner announcement today are we
>no Fuji banner tweetHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ACTUAL EOS INCOMING
Wife
>>541006121next hour bwo
>>541005043>>541005226>>541005339>>541005486Calstone Light O is also an honorary member of their squad.https://youtu.be/uT1Cxyl3rr8
>>541006121J-just give intern-kun a couple more hours...
So uhNothing?
>>541005991Nooooo!
Instead of the career giving you random mood down events, which always feel completely shit to get due to it being out of your control, there should be random events where you have a choice between ignoring the event or taking a risk to get either a stat gain or a mood down. That way the player would feel far less frustration when being hit by a mood down, as it would be a direct consequence of an action they took.
>>541005865I've come to terms with the fact that I'd be nothing without her
>>541005834why would you even take the acupuncturist that late
>>541005865seriously. Kita has lived in my borrow slot like a cozy little worm snuggled into my brainmeat for months now. I tried swapping her out for Oguri while training for this CM and having all those juicy hints rain down on me was godlike but losing the kitasan stat stick hurt too bad. I thought for a second what it would be like to simply own that power and it made me depressed...
Fuji kiseki bwo.... not like this...........
>>541006249mood down + slacker
>>541006121>>541006149what the fuck is going on at cygames?
>>541006059wouldn't you?
>>541006336NothingLiterallyCygames is shit like thatThey probably forgot the game exists
One….errrrr Two!TWO DAYS UNTIL FUJI KISEKI
we are gonna fuck so much and then eat afterwards... maybe even fuck and eat
>>541006121It's usually in about 4-5 hours no?
just submitted a job applicationgive me umas for this feel
More like Fuji Kistinky.
>>541006291The idea was to heal the debuff and pivot into a TT ace
>>541006538I got a novel idea for youYou eatWHILE you fuck
You get them all together like this pre-debut and once you hit max friendship they are all just hanging out alone on guts for the rest of the career
>>541006336They're too busy panicking and finding someone who'll replace KMR and be the new face of Cygames
>>541006597take it easy costanza
What's your first post after the WW3 announcement gonna be? Mine will be "Nyo...."
>>541006314That's the worst offender. At least night owl happens because you clicked on rest, whereas slacker just fucks your run out of nowhere. Slow metabolism is the best implementation of a negative status effect by far.
>>541006538Congrats on becoming the wallet and cum dump of Oguri!! Bring protection, you'll need it
>>540993193Just fill up Tucker's bar fast, the date event almost always shows up once it turns green
umas for conservatives:>mejiro mcqueen>taiki shuttle>mayano top gunumas for liberals:>oguri cap>gold ship>bakushin
>>540992615Already done. Just starting meme shit like mile rice shower, which also helps with fan count.
>>541006731i like how when slacker hits in addition to losing the turn you also lose rep with the director. absolutely insane debuff, it might as well just shut off your training options until you cure it.
>>541006612>4 hintscome on what the fuck gaem
>>541006597oguri is gonna be so happy when she finds out i can double stuff her
Kitasex Black
>>540992217>anyone from Spica>Borderline
Half my club is dead including the danchud, when are we getting the fabled QoL cygames?
>>541006929I really like how I hit a mood up event and then the second after that ends is a mood down event
wait is the game actually gonna eos soon?
>>541006597>>541006706i haven't tried this but realistically it can't be that bad right? like imagine eating charcuterie shit and drinking wine laying down roman style and fucking in between. fucking and eating are parasympathetic stimulation and cause pleasureyes i am american if you couldn't tell
How come nobody talks about how this little nosebleeding shithead won 6 fucking G1 races? Including one where she beat Opera O?
>>541007114YES ITS BEEN A NICE RUN
>>541006929The random debuffs, as insane as they are, might be just barely acceptable if the infirmary actually worked. The combination of slacker (no fault of the player) into failed infirmary (no fault of the player) is such atrocious game design that I still find it hard to believe that it got past playtesting.
>>541007114only a Japanese victory at Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe can save us
>lifting weights listening to umapyoi densetsu>maladaptive daydream hits where im the strongest human and the only one capable of physically challenging an umamusumeI think it's time to stop playing this game bwos... pretty sure even Nishino Flower can bench more than my 2pl8 anyway...
>>541006875which uma is the chuddiest?>inb4 special chud
>>541006719sniffing Grass Wonder's butt
>>541007197>how come nobody talks about The Digi-shill killed himself a couple of weeks I guess. He used to post the same copy paste ending in the fact that her slogan was "Heroes don't pick their battlefield" every day atleast once.
we're almost there fuji bros, sweaty paizuri awaits us
>>541002114Future's now anon! https://files.catbox.moe/ttey55.jpegBut I still have respect for drawfrens that deliver on here. >>541002519/hdg/ has that problem atm sadly.
>>541007114Yeah, I'll see you guys at half anni right before they shut it down
>>541007114You tell me. 15k regular players at peak and that's just from Steam, not counting mobile players.
Bigwa Hayaheade
>rest before summer>night owl hits every turn>slacker as soon as summer ends>terrible mood + night owl and you spend 5 turns'Thanks for ending the run so early, didn't want to play anyways
>>541007401
>>541007337Tama Cross
>>541007114>6pm >no new schedule for the monthyeah it's over
>>541007401canonically hairy THOUGH
How come all the Tachyon images you guys have are either her smiling or her being surprised
Is worth doing the double circle on green skills or not?
>>541007378>Oct 2No! Fuji Kiseki is tomorrow!
>>541007481Thanks Dia for letting me be the trainer of Satono Crown. It's a great honour.
My 2 runs were so bad I don't even want to do a 3rd one today
>>541007617she's also mad a lot
>>541007617It's just avatarfags reusing the same images over and over with some pixel edits
I can't take it anymore I NEED to marry Air Groove
>>541007013>>541007127>you'll never take ogurin from behind while both eat a huge ass noddle, each from one side competing for who eats more like lady and the tramp>you'll never have ogurin blow your chocolate covered cock>you'll never missionary ogurin while both eat a corndog and end up on a kiss>you'll never have post-coital burgies with ogurinWhy whould I even live bros...
>>541001909yes>>541002841what is the story of the bird tm opera o... what are her motives
>>541007441>july bump to now has been a steady declineZamn we eating good still!
Two Umas block your path and demand you choose who's hotter, how do you respond?
>>541007630built for assjobs btw
Do the EOS posters think that every person playing Uma Musume is doing so on their PCI checked Google Play and that shit had over a million downloads, considering they're just regurgitating content they already made there's literally zero reason to shut it down
>>541007646Yes, Oct 2 for white people (european)
>>541007706good, we need your stamina high
>>541007646 (me, retard)I see now that your banner estimate is Oct 2 because your timezone is ahead of mine...
>>541007765ITS DYING NIGGA
>>541007713I choose Aston Machan.
>>541007713VODKAAAAA
>>541007765it's just a joke bwo
>posts ai uma cuck pornDisgusting
>>541007713silently pull my cock out and ejaculate on the ground between them
very little uma feet in this game
>>541007441>you can pinpoint the exact moment kitasan black releasedHeh
>>541007441>he thinks PC numbers mean anything
>>541007706
>>541007765do you really think you're changing the mind of people clearly trolling?
>>541007824who
Joined a scrim where this exact shit happened to my Vodka, even when she had 400 Wit. Maybe Teio's FAT FUCKING ASS really does have a gravitational pull to it.
>>541007939Exactly.
it's nyot possible to hit 1200 power/1200 wit/600 spd
>>541007881
>>541007824Same, I love her so much, I need her in the game NOW>>541007939Her
>>541007443heh
>>541008002Not with those cards, pull your mastercard out right now
Umas?
>>541008002just click wit bro
>>541007401she canonically has a cock though
Uh. I don't think you guys are supposed to be posting porn on a blue board.
>>541007793But I am a white person (European).
>>541006121The September one was at 10PM EST on the 31st
>>541008002Just press pow, then wit when you're running out of stam and no pow rainbowsAnd get better cards
if you insulted the bushposter apologize NOW
>>541003086We'll know tonight
can you post Digitan?
what is happening in the thread?!?
>>541008185>September 31st
>>541008150>change style>not a blue board anymore
>>541007375SadThe fact that irl and uma use both meanings of the word "hentai" is also kinda cuteMaybe he'll be back when Digitan is released
>>541008285he's right, last one was on aug 31st
TORAINA-SAN, STOP BANGING MY UMAS.
>>540997753I told you to reroll, bro. But you just didn't want to listen. A free event card was never worth it. Especially with how jewish this game is, and you'd need full meta decks eventually, so being stuck with no good kitasan was the worst position to be in.
>I catch a 3 day ban for posting mejiro mcqueen being forced to sniff her own sweaty shoes>people posting gaped uma asshole and goldslit are still here
>>541008364Ok *bangs the director instead*
>>541007765>million downloadsAll me>zero reason to shut it downI said so
Anyone who reports the porn posters is a faggot
>>541008185why do people post fat oguris with ZERO tummy? it's like posting flat super creek or long sleeve kitasan>>541008375catbox link??
>>541007968That shit happened to my Spe who just proc'd Pump and then On Your Left and Furious Feat on quick succession only to get blocked by another late surger who didnt proc her acceleration skill.Legit left me seething and I just closed the game
>>541008192It's fine anon don't worry. I don't know whats happening now though. I'll go back to refining stuff.
>>541007443
>>540998664anon sometimes luck is just luck. it was also the same odds to get MLB satono and I pulled her 4 times and used my spark to get her MLB. Luckily I also got 1 kitasan so I'm just holding her until the rerun banner or the copestones release.
>>540998490
>>541008375That was a whack image and you know it
>>541008375That image you posted is still burned into my memory.
>>541008439>NOOOO YOU NEED TO BE A PORNSICK FAGGOT LIKE ME
>>541008176>an*lomy condolences
>>541008364FineI'll take your employees
>There are unironic biofems (female) trainers among usI don't like having this cursed knowledge
I missed Golshi ass
If the game is dying then why did Cygenerous decide to increase our carat gain, theres no point giving more free shit if nobody is going to play, checkmate.
>>541008440Thats the beginning of the feeding/fucking ritual
EoS of global ties in with EoS of Windows 10, Shiraoki-sama told me. It's a phone game, but I prefer lounging with 2-3 runs at home on Steam with something playing in the background, though I'll be taken out of it if I see updates like this for the funny horsegirl game.
>>541008440https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/41797318
>>541008665They didn't expect that they'll be firing KMR
>>541008624that's still her uma, technically
>>541008606B-Britannia rules the waves...
>>541008718is gbvs even alive
>>541008718no one is on w10
>>541008674she is clearly already in the process of fattening up in that pic>>541008629i thought we're all little girls?
>>541008718haven't updated windows since 2022
>>541008629They're all my girlfriends
>>541008375I'm sure they're getting banned too
>>541003386>AI Urara
>>541008629I'll give a google play card (the expensive one) to whichever one marries me first
Hishiama strong
>>541008808based>>541008718>windows 11 will be the new windows vistaFuck these fuckers
>>541008629Don't try to scare me like that.
>>541008804>>541008817Every tōrena is a little girl with a 14-inch long veiny umamaker you know this in your heart of hearts to be true
>>541008629Not only that but they're short. Shorter than Umas. Very pick up able. Very bullyable. You could put them on the counter top and watch them squirm because it's too high of a place to jump.
>>541008629Women are the main consumers of yuri, it is not a surprise to anyone that this thread could harbor vagina haversAlthough you will never know which anon could be one of these foul creatures, certainly not me
>>541009043I like shounen Yuri
>>541009005i could win in a fight with a ningen woman
Since when is Tachyon reddit's poster uma?I get Goldshi because she appeases manchildren, but why Tachyon?
>>541009005I want to be neicha's helpless shota trainer...
>Women are the main consumers of yuridefine "women"
>>541008629Delete this. How could that possibly be true, and even if it was, how could you know? I would rather browse more umamusume stinky shoe smelly torture art than consider this hypothetical any longer.
>>541009005there are already at least two anonlets in this thread who are barely urara height>implying they're not too heavy to pick up
>>541009043>there could be WOMEN trainers who are just as or, even more terrifying, more degenerate than the male trainers in this general
>>541009183men
>>541009135I tried once and now I'm on a watchlistTotally worth it
>>541009251Stego is cute.
She's a bit dumb but she has ASS
>>541009334The cutest
the steam player count going down only shows that poorfags who only play gachas for 16 hours a day left, they were neve going to spend a penny to begin withcoincidentally, the people asking for auto mode/helper also decreased significantly
actually i think the anon with the mejiro ryan plushie has to be female. this is too endearing to be the work of a man
>>541009342Reroll
>>541009430More please.
>Use Biko card for the first time to see how good she is>First run for my Smart Falcon got me nearly the ideal statline short of like 30 wit on the first run AND it was only okay RNG>Probably could easily get me to finals as is so I don't need to stress for the grind.Holy shit is she good
>>541009513nta but what are you talking about
>>541009456You niggas play on steam? I mostly play on my phone
>>541009005weak women are worthless
You guys do know it's rude to pick up people, uma or otherwise right? Ningens and Umas are ferocious and feisty, if you tried picking either of them up you'd be in big trouble and will probably end up with broken bones.
>>541009484That room setup is definitely of a man's
>>541009456It's the fate of literally all popular games on releaseBig explosion of playersMost fade away in a couple of monthsOnly the ones who are willing to keep playing remain
>>541009605he built a BAD Falco
>>541009342deck?
>Still no October schedule releasedEoS is rapidly approaching
>>541009629That's the whole point you dingus
now that EOS is confirmed for globalwhich gacha should i play next?
>>541009678you got me, that was funny
>>541009456everyone knows that auto mode is gonna be not efficientno one wants it
>>541009679
Leader's pride or Ramp Up?
>>541009563Stego is cute! CUTE!
>>541009629i know what you are anonette>>541009648it's a couch covered in cat hair with natural lighting, strong girlfailure indicator
Wait are we really going to EoS? I don't want that to happen to me again, I'm having fun with this game and it just came out a few months ago. Had to deal with the heartbreak of losing another game I had fun with (Tribe Nine) that EoS'd in the same amount of time.
>another 18* mile career with no mile S
>>541009898show the affinity first
>>541009563
>>541009893JP survived in worse conditions lol global is not going anywhere
>>541009342>double S about the thread>i can barely get an aptitude proc once a week
>>541009893>no fuji banner yetIt's confirmed EoS. At least it's happening to us early
>>541009678Which CM can I run a BASED statline?
>>541009884That's not my picture but you did remind me I should probably take a roller to my couch it's absolutely loaded with cat hair due to me having 5 cats.
>banned for posting dober's pitsAnyway
>>541007049The potent smell between Kitasan Black's sweaty boobs
>>541009794I would say wait for azur promilia but their discord server is currently on defcon 1 because discord is rolling out ai text monitoring and banning anyone who talks about lolis or cunny
>>541009838
>>541009928
>>541010005Never underestimate japanese autistic whale neets and money laundering horse mafia bosses
Any scrimers
>it’s almost time to cut the club friends that didn’t make it for the sake of the majorityIt hurts.
Predictions?
>>541006121they are busy trying to find the flashdrive that has the Club update that they promissed us for oct 1st
>>541010015Just get all three Triple Crowns bwo...
I hate ningen womenOnly umas for me
EOS soon I'm gonna play that GTA clone and melt my PC byeeeee
why grass wonder hate borger?
>>541010145This artist should draw more uma on his fanbox
>>541010145Who'd know that smell?Anyone Kita would have smell her are getting railed by Duramente
Huh? Wasn't the club reset supposed to be today?
Bareback with fillies
>>541010332yeah there's no more updates unfortunately
ningen pussy>>541010332is still 30 sept here bwo
>>541010320ptsd from sex with stinky americans (me)
the october 2025 umamusume schedule was promised to me 1000 years ago
Sorry but if these slackers aren't out frame 1, then you lose me too.
First time sparking three signature skills, so I got them all. Was this a bad decision?
>>541010332We're nearing or at EoS
>>541010320She's an american neetAmerica food badNippon food KAKKOI
>>541010320She wants superior nippon food like tonkotsu ramen, yakisoba, okonomiyaki, etc.
>>541010291how many runs past the 3 daily borrows do you do a day
>>541010256
If trash like this survive for years, anything will.
>>541010320Even nips like burgers so she's just being extra
okay but wher's the schedule?
>There are unironic biofems (female) trainers among us>EOS is confirmed for global>no fuji banner yetWhy don't you all knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is at Tracen Academy? Why don't you post something righteous and hopeful for a change?
>>541010485>3.3 year ago peakgrim
>>541010320Try giving her a yakisoba pan with a meat patty, surely she won't be ashamed to eat that.
>>541009005>>541009043>>541009629You can't fool meI can smell your floral scented bath soap from a mile awayI'm aware of your real Identity
>>541010485I totally forgot this existedI assumed it died long ago
>>541010590Good, keep it up
>>541010476oh well
>>5410105905 more years and you'll be a wizard, just like the rest of us here.
how hard would be for a regular human to raise a uma daughter anywaysthey tend to eat a lot...
>>541010590I'm 2 years away from wizardry nya
I need a new club, any active ones that actually prune past 3d offline?
>>541009135>he thinks he stands a chance against reddit landwhales
>>541010590Same but 29
I'm Summer Maruzensky in real life.
>>541010541I'm not capable of producing beauty only digesting
>>541007481Using Dia's boobs to relieve my sexual stress
>>541010590Same but my therapist thinks I can easily get one so I feel less bad
>>541010590could be worse. i've had sex but never been in a relationship and i'm your age
>>541010740>call them fat>they throw a fit>make fat joke>kills itselfEasy win
>>541010776wow
The Yakuza needs american dollars now that the yen is in the shitter, we won't EoS until the japanese economy stabilizes (lol)
I have a VR chat map on Tracen and NSFW avatars of most umas up to current JP. Anyone want to ERP?
>>541010663It's going like nothing happens, releasing powercreep shit week after week with eventual collabs. My take is mobile numbers are stronger than Steam's
>>541010776Show us your Lambo.
sex is overrated unless it's with an uma
>>541010841yeah dudecan you act like Sweep Tosho?
>>541010485Wait didn't that have Motoi Sakuraba doing the music for it?
>>541010776Will you marry me?Pros: my peepee small so it won't hurt heheCons: jobless, gutless, moneyless, talentless, ugly ass third worlder
>>541010813neither for me, I turn 28 at the end of October
>>541010642
I’m fine with women playing this game as long as they don’t say stuff like “there should be horse boys” or “isn’t this design kind of problematic”
>>541010684She's very smart you know
>>541010776how many carrots do you eat a day?
>>541010997Perfect for an insecure hag
Was KMR in charge of uma?
>>541010820Holy 2014
>>541011089Sorry>call her wrong pronoun while wearing an orange man mask>she kills herselfFixed
>>541011078He had absolutely zero influence on anything Uma related, so we're 100% safe.
>>541010590>I’ve never been in a relationship and I’m 25Nigger I'm 38 and I've never touched a real woman besides my mom
>4 random mood down events in junior year>fail two <8% trainingsYeah, that's cool, I didn't want to train an ace anyway.
>>541011031there should be a horse who thinks she's a male but is actually a female with a vagina. like Yamato from One Piece.
How do you guys know that there are women here?
>>541011078No, he was in charge of a bunch of other moneywaster games so anons who are hopelessly enslaved by the East Asian slot machine apps think he ruled the whole world. His departure will mean literally nothing for us
>>541011184Stop fucking your mom
I cant wait for us to get Unite and Race so guil- I mean circles can farm G3s to get carrots to race in G1s for big points against other circles
>>541011246Why should he?Oedipus syndrome is beautiful
>>541011225danchou monthly penis check
>>541010590I'm 37 and married to an older woman that demands femdom sex from me nearly every night. She also plays this game and her luck with pulls is absolutely dog awful and she rages about it frequently, she sparked the Silence Suzuka banner out of spite because I got Mihono Bourbon on a one-pull. Women are a meme anon don't worry too much about it and just bee yourself.
>>541011246What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>541011225There aren't. Teio won't allow it, she will protect me.
>>541011031there was a feminist movement during release but no one cared or remembers it>>541011078he never was. the director, producers, and most if not all of the staff are anonymous after a designer supported a far right politician on twitter and made people mad
>>541011312>tfw my clit so big it passes as a penisI dodged a fat one there
>>541011031I'm a boy and I think there should be horse boys so I can self insert.
why is she so easy to train? seems like i cant lose careers with oguri
I don't care about how many of you dumb virgins still haven't gotten your dicks wet. Go trawl for neet pussy on /soc/ or something, this thread is for cute umas.
shotafags should die
>>541011493she's pretty hard for me to train, because I don't have her
>>541011534the discord raiders failed to get (You)s and now they're depressed
I wish I was a shota so I could be preyed upon by umas
Do you think there are umas who browse Umachan on their spare time?
>>541011493It happens to me with Super Creek.
>>541011534Which Uma is most likely to rape you after finding out you're a virgin?
>>541011624All of them
>>541011581>he got laid so he must be outgroup>ingroup is where I belong and I can't get laid, so ingroup must be virgins only!kek
>>541011612yes and they probably post images of their favorite trainers
>>541010703Just join whatever. Pruning doesn't really work because the moment you prune your club fan count will take a major hit.
>>541011534this is how you know girls post here... only women could be this cruel....
>>541011534I'm 25 and I never fucked a horse
bwo don't say such things you're scaring me
>>541011534I'm ok talking about age or whatever, but this is really going too far indeed
>>541011404>after a designer supported a far right politician on twitter and made people madwho? westoids?
>>541011670What about Smart Falcon?
>>541011659>the line of the seam across the toesUUUUUUUOOOOOH SUZUKA'S STUFFY STOCKINGS
>>541010590Protip:Stop thinking about getting women.Improve yourself. Eat healthy, do exercise. No need to go to the gym.Set a goal for yourself and achieve it. If you can't, try again. If it's not for you, try something else. Once you reach that goal, set a higher goal and crush that as well.Be respectful towards people around you, but don't let them fuck around with you. Be strong, yet compassionate.Educate yourself, become smart but don't be an intellectualoid assholeBecome someone worth of your own younger self's admiration.Then, women will gravitate to you by themselves, like leeches hungry for your blood and semen.The great part of this method is that through all the grind, blood, sweat and tears, you get the biggest priviilege in the animal kingdom: YOU are the one who chooses your partner instead of getting stuck with some autistic nerd that will make you miserable (not in the sexy way)
HARIKITTE IKOU HARIKITTE IKOU HARIKITTE IKOU
>>541011712imagine Tachyon thirstyposting about her guinea pig
>>541009987
>>541011883YARU WA YO! GATTAI MAHOU!
>>541011883Why did you doxx me motherfucker I'll kill you
>>541011792no, it was japs. they don't like when people who shouldn't share their political opinions suddenly do, which is perfectly understandable
>>541011493For me, it's Smart Falcon.
>>541011949Finally, a good post
>Be 30 years old>Had a gf at 19>She gave me a blowjob and let me cum in her mouth on a public bathroom>Want to go for more>She refuses because we don't have condoms>Aight I'll go buy some>She is in a bad mood for whatever reason and we end up our date>Next day she calls and breaks up with me>Never got to have sex with her>Never date a woman again ever sinceWomen are too complicated creatures anon, stick with UmasIf I ever cared about another woman again, she would need to be triple digits IQ
my body is ready
>>541011937
I asked
which umas would pick you up from the airport
>>541011720horses live until 30 so you still have 5 years
Is the bingo just scamming me or does everyone else also go to 25+ spins...This shit takes too long to roll
>>541010590You're not missing that much. I haven't touched a 3D wom*n in years. Maybe one day I'll become tired of the 2D ones and become a monk or something. Life is full of endless possibilities, anon.
This thread is getting weird. Can you make a new one so we can detox?
>>541011849>Smart FALCONShe'd be one of the first to try and get you.
>>541012162I need her!
>>541012219just report them all for off topic
>tachyonshitters outing themselves as /soc/ touristsWhat a surprise huh
>>541012219Do it yourself El Condom Usado
>>541011882Don't off-topic reddit post with my wife ever again, NIGGER
>>541012205For the first six rounds or so I end up going that far yeah, afterwards it becomes far forgiving. It feels like it's like that by design.
>>541012125>expecting emotional stability from a woman who sucks men off in restroomsthe joke is on you anon
We all take these odds, right?
>>541012165What if Stego never showers? And as her tōrena you have to force her to take a bath before the big races? So her girl smell doesn't distract the competitors?
>crying for off-topicThis is why I approve banning tylenol
>>541012219This is what happens when we don't get the schedule
Is Mcqueen just a different beast in CinGray?
>>541012468The fact that you even thought about it shows that you're a fag.
Fuck women and hopefully fuck Doto
>>541012468do it for her
>>541012468duhyou have little to lose at that point
>>541012468Definitely train that
>>541012468you are a bad trainer
>>541012492Before AND after races.
>>541012125This sounds like a self-inflicted problem.
>>541012468not a fan of that stamina
>>541012382
>>541012468If you rest right now you will get 6 cards on speed next turn, you can trust me
It’s probably a good thing we are EOSing now instead of during MANT so at least our memories are mostly good
>>541012524people make fun of Mcqueen for being fat but she placed 1st 12 out of 21 times
>>541012539>>541012557>>541012558>>541012610>>541012636>>541012660>>541012680I am a bad trainer. But I am also a lucky trainer.
>>541011883>witmax run
Alright /uma/ whose getting the next BUSHhttps://files.catbox.moe/2tllew.png
>>541007314imagine the cucking once the first male uma is born
>>541012785what’s up charles
>>541012785Vivlos old fat ugly man for money
>>541012832
>>541012832you haven't done Smart Falcon for some reason yet.....
>>541012832Digitan
>>541012524Most Mejiros are beast. The meta just shifted from long to boring medium speed+power races.
>>541012832Opera's bush would NEVER be this unkempt
>>541012524She's in the hall of fame for a reason
>>541012832Neicha!
>>541012754This is how Tachyonfags feel
>>541012832Mejiro Maker
>>541012832>bebebebebe taghuh...
>>541012832Gentildonna
>>540996374for now
>>541010185I believe pinks are base so if the NN has the mile you're getting shit. Rest is from bonuses I assume
I'll train Mcqueen next
>>541012524Please God let this be a throaway panel. I haven't read cyngrey but istfg if Cyjews turn McQueen into another shonenslop auraslurper I will _____cry_____
I want Mayano to forcefully take me
>>541012832vodka and scarlet together
>>541010185how are you getting pace up with 18* in mile
>>541012832stego seems like a jungle queenspeaking of which, jungle pokke if you'd prefer
I'd just like to say that I still haven't done nice nature's career
>>541013271It's very cute
>>541013302>>541013302>>541013302
>>541010145sniff sniff
>>541013262by lying of course
>>541012524Anyone on this list isbut the voting process is retarded
>>541012548Creek love (and sex)
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>>541013396>deletedbut why
