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>>540996435did he....did he just say....
TASQUEFAG WILL RISE AGAIN!
Our precious little softlocker
I LOVE TV!!
personal creations anchor! reply to this post with your latest work
>unkillable obligatory recruits>their lightner forms were in the closet where the knight probably hid before creating the fountainsweet cap n cakes WILL become relevant and there's nothing you can do about it
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA FANKID DAISUKI!!!
...Alright, where the HELL is Kris?
Tenna LOVE
>>540996656microwave-reheated bread leftovers>>540994287>>540994641
>>540996791
>>540996397
>>540996791Sending his classmates to the Dark World
>>540996726Piece of shit is a deadbeat dad, left Tenna to take care of their daughter by himself
>>540996943>Unleashes Inferno Blade
It's okay for Suselle to suck because every classic good game has its mandatory "THAT part"
>Susie's ultimate attack that unlocks in Chapter 7
hello i love them
>>540997201>S+ action
>>540996726very cute, but it looks like one of those spikey haired titan fetus bullets.
Reminder>7 ate 9>5 sics 7>7 is a misled antiheroThe Knight (5) sics their loyal dog Kris (7) on Susie (9)>-7 is a villain who thinks he's good, or someone who seems like an enemy but is actually a good guy>-9 negative-ate -7>"negative-ate" is cooking that uses up trashGaster (6, an upside or "negative" 9) created Ralsei (-7) out of "trash" (maybe the discarded vessel?)
>>540997201>bully susie travels forward in time, sees this then kills herself
>>540996543That wasn't Toby, it was Durag Johnson
>>540996619To hell with 'im.
>>540997484Alternatively,>the Susies get along and forget that past Susie is supposed to meet Kris in Chapter 1
>>540996726spamton is a deadbeat mother and tenna abuses the pipis and harvests heronly battat and possibly the other mikes are nice to her as he actually treats it like a baby since tenna probably yelled at him to
>>540997475poop is brownbrown = tree barkBarking tree = lost where the forest would growwet nose bandits = image_friend roots
>>540997475>sics 7
I got my meds and feel like God now. I can do stuff again. I can do ANYTHING!
>>540997067But now you do know, and you can use that knowledge to make yourself happier by moving on to a game that you enjoy instead.
Fleshlight
>>540997475If the Knight is 5(If the Knight is 5)(If the Knight is 5)Then Gaster is 6(Then Gaster is 6)(Then Gaster is 6)And if Gaster is 6, then KRIS IS 7KRIS IS 7KRIS IS 7THE FAVE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN
>>540997051by "THAT part" do you mean somethint like: weird route suselle where susie learns that noelle has been killing and put berdly in a coma and confronts her and noelle can only say i'm getting stronger, and it turns into a suselle fight where the soul and noelle try to snowgrave susie, and then lancer jumps out to defend susie and permanently dies?would anons like something like this? i don't even hate suselle that much, i am indifferent, but i would like to see noelle take the brunt of the blame at first for snowgrave since her unwavering trust in kris is what lead her to continue killing darkners
I love fish
>>540997690That probably wouldn't work. Trying to make somebody come out of their shell by cracking it open just gives you a soft exposed body easily hurt. Like naked Mr. Krabs
>>540997475>duty is no excuse>you promisedthe knight is playing both kris and carol for chumps, saying it can help dess. it will not. it is sussy baka.
Why are people gay for Tenna?
>>540998513him big
>>540998513I'm straight for Tenna
>>540998513are they or are they trans men
I like spamton because he small
>>540997201I want to break her hymen in snowgrave so bad
>>540998731Me too
Crusader of Light is funny. I can't tell if it's trolling or real. It's too high-effort to not be schizo as fuck though.
>>540998769I wanna hear Susie melt when Kris claims her for his own.
>>540997475i don't think ralsei can be recently made enough to be the vessel, he says he's been lonely for a while before we show up.
>>540998731True!
>>540998357Under normal circumstances it wouldn't, but if I literally met a cooler, happier me, I'd at least try to play along with him.
>>540999102what if you were happier by doing something current you would find weak and appalling. like being a mormon or something
>>540999078Needs violent beatings and choking
>>540998871I think he's real just because I share similar opinions about Toby and Kris, just not nearly as extreme as I barely care about any of this.
>>540998871I'm going for giga-tsun since he made that Kris statue pixel art
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>540997201This will be Kris and Susie's ultimate final combo attack in chapter 7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIJYrjUYyQ
>>540999078needs loving care and cuddling
>>540999340goatnight
Spamton is made for abuse
>prank calling spamton!>pretending to be the strange someone who gave him life and purpose!>destroying his hopes once again!>laughing as he cusses me out!
>>540998769Her dad already beat you to it
>>540999203Not true.
>>540998943
Opinion on real Mike being Dess's microphone we saw in her room theory?
>>540996323Too soon, OP.
>>540999340*plants diffuser sticks with lavender oil on table*
>>540998871i agree with a few things he said but the arguments he gets into are retardedi like his pixel kris
>>540999183I'd be wary, but would hear him out. Besides, if that's my future self, then I probably have no choice anyway.
i can't stop thinking about this human battat...in my head he's like this now...fujo is so lucky....huoooh
Spamton stars in a snuff film
>finding spamton in the dumpster>taking him home, give him a bath and clean clothes>he's been starved for so long, he doesn't have the strength to eat solid foods>hold him in your arms and breastfeed him>he suddenly stops nursing>you look down and see that he's fallen asleep on your chestWhy can't it be me
>>540998513I am straight for Tenna too
>Kris and Susie have a tense moment>They fuck to relieve the tension>Kris nervously pushes in>Susie swoons>They pound for several minutes>They both cum>They pant for a moment and catch their breath>Kris teases Susie about letting out a girly moan>"Heh...don't go thinking you're a big shot just because you made me cum!">Alright time to give her another...wait, what did she say?>Grabs her shoulder and turns her around>HEY KRIS! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[not alone on a Saturday night]]! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DEAL AND [[some restrictions apply]]?
>>540999928as the killer
>>540998871Don't you dare mock the bringer of light
>>540999793Those lavender oil diffuser sticks are pretty gay anon. >>540999719His acting as Dean in China IL was genuinely hilarious even if the character was written specifically for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiejs_aRtXw
>>541000045Haha no
>>541000023>Susie swoons>The Knight appears
Toriel often drugs her students to get them to settle down for nap time.
>>540998971I've always found the way he phrased that interesting>I've been waiting alone here...>Um... My whole life for you two to arrive.The way he says "um" before "my whole life," like he had to think about it, makes me suspect his "whole life" hasn't been all that long in actuality. He also acts like it's been a long time between chapters 1 and 2, which is obviously a meta joke, but also suggests his sense of time is kinda "off." If you're really schizo, maybe Ralsei's meta-awareness of things like background music extends so far that he can even "feel" the development time even though barely any time has passed in-universe.
>>540999962Who got you pregnant to have that milk?
>>540999962Seeing as how Spamton's mouth canonically has wood chipper properties I wouldn't let him breastfeed from you
>>540998871he made the Kris statue, it was for real
>>541000417>but also suggests his sense of time is kinda "off."I've been thinking about it a lot myself, what if the time he spends away from Lightners just feels longer? Granted, he'd probably be more fucked up than he is in the game proper if that was the case, but there's also that line about how he sleeps with the plushie you can give him "every night", even though it's been just one night in the story. The boy is full of mystery and trauma.
>>540998871QRD on him?
>>541000658>>540999310Is it battered wife syndrome?
>>540999697it works thematically, i can't say anything against itpersonally, i think the story currently has too many suspicious bit player darkner characters already and could use some streamlining. i think mike, friend, eram, some combination of these will end up being different aliases of the same guy, maybe even knight sockpuppets.my current mike theory is that the knight did some normal adventure shit before being the knight, but because everyone forgets things the knight did or said, people keep attributing stuff he did to 'mike'.
>>540993304TRUE and [[NEO]]
>>540999962Haha. Fujos, am I right?You can breastfeed me if you let me knock you up
>>541001170This thing is so cute I want to cum all over it
>>540998513There are women in your deltarune general
>>540999697How did it teleport between her room and Castle Town?
>>540999962Yume go do your work
new whiteboard?
>>540998053His baby shoes are so silly
>>541000417>>541000849If Ralsei is aware of (You) the player or much more schizo inducing, aware of (Us) all the players at the same time, he might just be fully aware of the nature of Deltarune as a piece of media being consumed by many thousands of fans concurrently. Like Schrodinger's cat he is trapped between two states of being left alone in the dark when the game is not being played but also having to constantly play through the game every time someone decides to play the game. There's only one ending, but each individual playthrough of the game is canon and driving Ralsei incredibly insane probably and the only thing he has to latch onto is friendship with Kris and Susie.
>>540999925thick manlet... aoh
>>541001170My feelings towards Spamton remain conflicted
>>540997690But if she kills herself to prevent the future, the future will not happen the moment she is serious about it and has a gun to do it. Then, the future didn't happen and she has no reason to kill herself anymore.help it makes no sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAAj7uW_MgM
Women want to breastfeed SpamtonMen want to be breastfed by Spamton
>>541000459I had sex with him in his dumpster 8 months ago but he scurried off before I could grab him and take him home.>>541000605He's gentle with me.>>541001187You're not Spamton.>>541001347I had the day off today.
Toriel racially segregates her students into classrooms of their own race.
>>541001606Hey dark warchief, go fuck yourself!You are such a weird creepy loser!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
I can't wait for the 10th anniversary stream of Deltarune when Tony finally reveals that Spamton was just some local car dealer ad he and his brothers were annoying about
is this the breastfeeding gen
>>540999697GODDAMITKNIGHT IS DESSMANTLE IS DESSTHE GIRL IS DESS EVEN MIKE IS DESSWHO ELSE IS DESS
>>541001572Honestly, I hope the game doesn't end up being as heavy on the meta stuff as Undertale and Ralsei doesn't become another Sans. >There's only one ending, but each individual playthrough of the game is canon and driving Ralsei incredibly insane probably and the only thing he has to latch onto is friendship with Kris and Susie.But this part is kind of tragically beautiful.
>>541001904/utg/-Udders and Teats General
Do you every think about how much better deltarune would be if it just fully cut out Susie and Ralsei.
>>541001848Based on how aggressive he acts I assume it's referencing this pretty well known ancient car dealer ad that got meme'd It's one of the oldest videos on youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_kFFmDZME
>>541002069Spamton, get offline
>>541001027The guy "erased from the records" is almost certainly the forgotten man, for obvious reasons. The man is not the Knight, although they are probably related in some sense.
>>541001994(You)
what if fave sold you the finest wares in the land
>>541002232but then he'd become real...
>>541001994Meow
>>541002261>implying he doesn't already
>>541002236>prestigious big shot egg salesman
>>541002297squiddle
Toriel breastfeeding Kris well into his teens because she has no idea how humans progress age wise and Kris kept asking for it.
>>541002297squishy fuckable pussy...
>>541002000It would explain why doing things we clearly are no supposed to do like solving puzzles without hints bothers him so much. It has nothing to do with following the prophecy, but having to go through the chapters and watch Kris eat moss or not, open boxes or leave them alone, or do entire weird routes or not and have no idea why all those tiny inconsistencies are specifically happening like glitches in the matrix. He knows what he is supposed to do but probably can not begin to comprehend us dicking around in the game and speedrunning and interacting with every possible object just because. He won't be another sans because he isn't apathetic about it, but he's clearly bothered and much more aware than he lets on.
>>540999925>got at least one other person into this particular battat humanization I win
>>541000874Youtuber who lost his mind when he played chapter 4.
Toriel has a massive giant steel ruler she uses to spank her students on the bum.
>>541001572>Shrodingers catsay. where did you learn about one of my dark secrets? naughty, seems I (The Solipsist) have to hoover you back up like the Titan does with it's final attacks
>>541002297this fellow has 4 weewees
>>541001572Ralsei doesn't react to repeat playthroughs, which even random UT characters do, so I don't think he can remember every playthrough. But I think he's at least aware that that's a possibility. It's similar to how Sans knows that resets are a thing, but can only guess that they happened. Ralsei, for instance, doesn't KNOW that the player already played chapter 4, but he can guess based on the fact that you solved a puzzle before finding the solution ("... You must really... know a lot of things, don't you.")
>>541002589look man i know raping people is bad but just look at how he's dressing
>>541002604>MEET AND FUCK KINGDOM TENNAMeet AND HUH?
>>541002779and 8 balls.does that mean he has multiple poopers too?
>>541002716Hey dipshit, I already told you not to respond to my posts because you are a gross and unfortunate person and I have nothing to say to you.
>>541002442>cat and squid>connected to eldritch horrorterrors and a character who mentions "going grimdark">lives in the DEPTHSbelieve it
>>541002873no, just a big, big, biiig pooper, wich is actually like 4 poopers that funnel together into a single megapooper
>>541002069Krisellefags have the worst opinions imaginable
>>541002867They should make a Meet N Fuck TV World where if you touch Tenna's shoulders in the right order you get to see him traced over art from an obscure 2003 eroge while acoustic guitar music plays
>>541002589Then hopefully there's at least an option to release him from that fate.The thing I wonder about the most is what's behind the middle door in the Castle. Ralsei does have the title of Prince, and since the door has a crown on it, perhaps there is an option to help him become King and therefore master of his own fate.
>>541002069Just Ralsie. Susie is cool.
what animal is susie exactly
>>541002374He donates gold to the water fountain in chapter 4 based on how many eggs you've collected so you are unironically correct
>>541002970toby would be so real for that
>>541003123I would have to assume it's nothing short of a doorway to the real world, our world. He wants something much more real than being a Lightner in Hometown, I think.
>>541003261yoshi
>>541002779preposterous
>>541003067Have him with PC 95 rendering and it will be cinema.
>>541003261Dinosaur. Specifically a Lickalottapus.
>>541002069But Susie is cool
>>541002969How about you kiss my ass, your drug using toilet. You're lucky I even acknowledge your existence and thus perpetuate it. I got the spiritual gifts, you need to lick a fucking stamp for visions. a poor imitation to compensate for your insignificance. Virgin Wizard vs Chad Sorcerer
Susie had a dream after chapter 4 where she kissed Rudy and doesn’t understand why and it kind of messes up their future interactions after by making her feel really, really awkward.
>>541003307Oh god, he wants to become the plushie
>>541003284theory: gaster is a low income chicken farmer stuck somewhere in lima, peru
imgur banned in uk, it never ends
>>541003123>Giant heart on the door>Doorframe has six angel wings>"My Castle Town">Kingdom is named [PLAYER]town(You) are the monarch.
This tasquetard guy really struggles to make friends, huh. No wonder if this is how he acts on the internet. I can only imagine what a sad existence his actual life must be like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>541001017Kris x Soul hatefuck scene in ch7, trust me.
>>541003284source?
>>541001017Meh, I would take Kris if I could be Kris. I have said this before. Or just give me a character who will act as a real first hero.
>>541003548.... just get a VPN anon. or you poor? nah I won't poorshame ya <3Mysterium is what I use.
>>541003261Purple dog
>>541003560>we're the monarch>ralsei is the prince>gaster impregnated us with the vessel wich became ralsei>i'm currently gestating himholy shit
>>541003579#nooticing how it's always Tasque Manager that gets avatarfagged by the most annoying posters but not Miss Mizzle. That's all you need to know to tell which one is superior.
>>541003683y tho?
>>541003665You can see it yourself in-game but here is the dialogue if you don't collect any eggs>You are the donator. Your money has turned into fine gold.>In total, you reached [amount] Gold.And if you have at least one egg>You are one of the donators.>Between you and another, you reached [amount plus however many eggs you collected] Gold.
>>541003683you wanna be our vessel?
>>541003972fuck off
>>541003979stingy bitch threw in 3 gold??
>>541003963yeah these other 2 tasquefags were awful, but there haven't been any miss mizzle posters at all, have there? I prefer reg Mizzle as her design is better and she isn't as much of a bitch.>>541004073Pseudospiritual Untermensch.
>>541003881Whenever you get a fun event in Undertale, that's Gaster having unprotected sex with you
>>541003560>(You) are the monarch.I really hope not. All I want is for those hopeful kids to get to the end of their story happy. IGNORE ME
>>541004169Stop posting.
>>541004046>that one animation of the dancing frog making a man go insane but with kris and the soul
post charasbonus points: headcanonsbonus bonus points: headcanons that aren't doodoofarten
>>541004169>dox them then call them awfulwut
>>541003389>>541002969You can't possibly be more obviously one person pretending to argue with themselves for inscrutable internet autist reasons.
>>541004163You don't become a prestigious big shot by throwing all your money away.
>>541004192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMNJuSl91qY
>>541002261Canon.
>>541004186hah. jokes on you I'm into that shiiiit!I fucked both Dess and Tasque in lucid dreams.>Tasque if you want classy steamy romance stuff>Dess is more of a ''I need ointment for my weewee... ouch'' but very satisfying. (I won't do Tenna or Spamton, don't even ask)>>5410043131, Different guy, you mean numbersbro 2, didn't doxx him
>>541004192They can't get there without (You)
>>541004429I've been here for years, I'm just tired of that guy continually attempting to respond to my posts. He has some real terrible posts, I normally love a (You) from anyone for any reason but that guy just gives me the creeps. I think women call it the "ick"
>>541003261donkey dragon hybrid
>>541004660Imagine posting on the most autistic general about doing all sorts of drugs and treating your body like a bigger petri dish than the viral cultures I made when I was biochem and saying -I- am the creep.You got nothing, faster you get your head down and accept your place as a toilet, the better for you.
spamton selling me an odd trinket from his gypsy caravan
>>541003881Hrm.... Now I wish I were a pregnant woman to name my child Ralsei
>>541003261Equestrian
WhatWhat the fuck are YOU doing here!?https://youtu.be/jB169DRQJ0s?si=-VYPv8VCle0v37bk
>>541004660>>541004884
>>541004751then, green Susie from the anniversary stream is....
>>541004614>I fucked both Dess and Tasque in lucid dreams.another fancy way to say you imagined yourself fucking a cartoon character
He's just so immensely dense beyond all hope or reason too. Seeing those posts just makes me want to value my time more and not look at them any longer. I could filter, but that's effort he isn't worth.
>>541004260Just regular charaIs sexy chara a head canon?
>>541004978She says she didn't play UTDR in the first 30 secondsReal disappointing for someone who talks all about fandom culture and shipping. I expect better from this woman.
>>541004916its cursed
>>541005020
>>541005029scratch shrek timeline interloper
>>541005020I've had that image posted at me a dozen times and now I just want to actually see the fight if anyone has a link to it. My money is on black shirt, his battle stance looks trained and grounded compared to lanky larry doing a sidestep.
>>541004978>Woman in thumbnailNot watching.
Fave loves Gavin Newsom and hung a California flag in her room despite living in Indiana
>>541004660he said he'd rape me a while back kek. strange guy
after insulting a mysterious, rat-like trinket seller he encounters, Tenna finds himself cursed to get fatter, and tries to keep his fraying sanity while managing the studio and searching for the strange little man to reverse it
>>541005121I find this fun, you don't really serve a purpose. your evaporation into fertilizer would be immensely more useful, I'm upcycling you by having my way with you. >>541005020true, fair enough, am salvaging his useless ass. this place is -entertainment- so.>>541005362Mistake, he may be larping and this is a single frame photographed. lankdude may actually be very light on his feet and it got taken at an awkward time.
>>541005474Your fave is your mom? That's sweet.
>>541004978this is awful>making a 30 minute youtube video for a ship whose game you've never playedshe doesn't represent us
>>541005539>tasque seems to enjoy it
>>541004451Yeah, that>>541004657My problem's not with helping them, but with the level of recognition the game gives it. I feel that there should be a layer of separation between the characters and the player, which is why the Weird Route works - you basically assume the role of some demon that says "fuck you, my story now" - it works because since you're "evil", you don't have to care too much about exposing the characters to this kin of truth. But doing good and getting patted on the back by the characters would feel like fanservice. Being this kind of benevolent spirit is its own reward. And maybe at the end Ralsei's like "I know what you are, hope to see you again", but that's it.
>>541004978i hate this bitch and kwite and all retards who are hopping on scrolling tags and squealing like retards trying to be the next moistcritikal of deltarune fanfic
*picks you up and does this to you*
>>541005532I said ''if you want to'' :* but no kinkshame, safeword's banana >>541005474''k dear this phase will blow over. Viva la france?''
>>541005536write the fic
>>541005532I'm not surprised, he's very sexually assault coded and probably harasses every woman he has ever interacted with for any reason. He just seems like the type who would get exiled from any society he was a part of in any point of history because something is so fundamentally broken about him.
>>541005536tenna balancing a jar of battery acid over the pippis for the cure pie
You can't be a spamtennafag if you weren't on the front lines in 2021 jacking your shit raw to dumpster puppet Spamton
Was Spamton written for Weird Route before normal Route?
What if Fave donated their turd to the turd world?
>>541005827>if you eat the anti fattening pie, you will become thinn again, but your entire staff is soaked in acid>if you don't, you'll stay->tenna proceeds to eat the pie, it's actually double fattening pie, and then he eats the acid too because he thinks it's seltzer water, saving his employees (but staying fat)
>>541004192Cuckold.
>>541006053Absolute cinema
>>541006154>cuckoldry is when you don't want to rape teenagers
OKAY! Okay. I think I got the Kriselle out of my system a bit with this: https://rentry.co/noelle-and-kris-going-at-itGod I’m supposed to be editing/rewriting chapters for one of my fanfics, but instead I went whole hog on this. At least I feel fulfilled. I deserve a good meal tonight.
>>541006154I've read about your fetishes, Linkara
>>541005698
>>541005661Who said you're gonna get patted on the back? If anything, you're gonna have to fight tooth and nail to tard wrangle Kris and Susie into a happy ending. Doesn't matter if you peel away a degree of separation between (You) and them, they will still be retarded, reckless, and self-destructive. Mostly Kris, but Susie is a loose canon too. Neither of them will be straightforwardly grateful in a fanservice-y way, only Ralsei is like that.
what if you put a fingor in your poopyhole to scratch itand then you fingies came out covered in doodoo
>>541006302I have fetishes?
>>541005819Toilet legit thinks I act this way everywhere. ''what is masking and compartmentalization?'' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwv79Svjtuk
>>541004260are you asking for my chara headcanons? because i have a few of thosedespite their big number autism, chara's least favorite number is infinity. the idea of something that never ends no matter how long you spend hacking away at it makes them really uncomfortable
>>541006404Ha ha...the thought terrifies me.
>>541006351That's what I hope for. Although my point was more about the characters talking directly to the player outside of purposefully weird scenarios.
Imagine having to be told repeatedly not to respond to someone on the internet anonymously because you're annoying. It's a good thing he's easily ignored, but wow what a reaction to being told to stop.
>>541005968No, Spamton was intended as a pair for Tenna>I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spy vs. Spy.
>>541004260chara's true favorite fo
>>541004260
>>541006691gaster release this anon now i wanna hear what they have to say
>>541006326
>>541006705>>541006705 sorry, meant for >>541006326
>>541006646I'm not sure why you're playing a game that begins with two different characters talking directly to the player expecting there to be no more talking directly to the player outside of the evil bad route. That just seems like setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>541006679>oh look at me, I'm Doomer, I make $60k a year, I have a loving boyfriend, I have real friends and I'm hot as fuckFUCK YOU
>>541005968Spamton neo was written because Toby was planning a Mettaton neo fight for Deltarune and changed his mind for some reason, According to the scrapped music newsletter.
>>541005968The weird route was only made so Toby could give Spamton more screentime.
>>541006769favorite food?yeah, we all have favoritesbut how can you taste something when pieces of yourself are too scattered to ACT?i wouldn't be able to know, i'm not what i once was on my full being>dissapears
>>541005968The NEO boss was going to be its own character originally
>>541006679consider getting a job, even volunteering. beats being a defeatist loser. It is not too late to gaze into genius insanity, not too late for my mercy. all you need to do is open your mind. without drugs please. My hopes are low.*plays keyboard like piano*
what if gaster was gassy
>>541006980>oh look at me, I'm Doomeri'll believe it>I make $60k a yeari'll believe it>I have a boyfriendi'll believe it>lovingi'll consider it>I have real friendsi'll doubt it>I'm hot as fucki'm not falling for that shit
>>541006987yeah, he had mettaton as the chapter 3 shadow crystal boss instead of the chapter 2 one
>>541007121
>>541006923>>541006872
>>541006980Yeah well you know what? I don't even brag about the bf because it's rude to like 90% of people here. The rest of that I earned with hard work and pure random chance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
Yeah here it is >After creating UNDERTALE, one of my goals for DELTARUNE was for players to finally be able to challenge a "real" version of Mettaton NEO that didn't just end in one turn. For that purpose, I actually created a few music mockups for an extended version of Power of NEO.>There's even another one from 2016 (lol)>… Unfortunately, try I might, I could never create a full-length version of the song that I was satisfied with. Eventually, the boss concept evolved to involve Spamton, and with that, the music changed as well.
MOMMMMM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE THREADSHITTING AGAIN!
>>541006679You're kinda being annoying right now by dragging this topic so please stop talking about this
>>541006942Nah, I've enjoyed the whole game so far. The part in the beginning is fine, since it's supposed to be some higher being anyway. I mean more in the vein of something like Sans addressing the player.
/utg/ can you please be funny, I've been drinking and I need something to laugh atstop being retarded pleaseI beg of you
is it pippins time yet
>oh look at me, i'm tasquefag, i have a fat, juicy, breedable, plump, childbearing, dooframe breaking, pelvis pulverizing, lurker thirsting ASS(i'll) FUCK YOU
>>541007339stop drinking
>>541007148k now do me (not that way unless you're into that)>oh look at me I'm a weirdo>I am worth millions via dad + stepdad>I had 8 lovers total>I have real friends>I look like the TF2 heavy irl and had women catcall melet's play true or false.
>>541007339sans diaperuh oh stinky
>>541007437(you) (you) (you)good enough?i believe everything except the 2nd thing
>>541007148This was based on a copypasta about Kenshi Yonezu
>>541007295mettaton basically lead to spamton AND tenna
>>541007339
>>541007426I'll stop when the thread starts being funny or I stop being able to read the thread
>>541007321And I'm annoyed because I was trying to speculate on Ralsei's awareness of not just the individual player but all players of the game. I didn't want to yap about any of this, I want a refund on my own time spent that I'm not getting back.
>>541007194mare, Mettaton, mike, mad mailer... We can have it all ...
>>541007240
>>541007271''I need a stamp to see visions''>I close my eyes, see warped corpses, scenes of torture, crypts, warfare, etc.You are an imitation. Some Arabs got me to do weed once (chemdog? not sure, smoked 2 of the blunts) and I went so manic they put me on probation. I naturally got the spark already so let's not. A flame can never become a star, no matter how much they want to.*moves chair to other keyboard and piano plays it too*
FAVE BOOTY RANKINGSRALSEI - S TIER
The only way to save Rudy’s life is by fucking him in the ass while Carol watches. Are you man enough to do it?
>>541007313Yes. Yes, we are.
>>541004978We don’t claim this dumb cunt
>>541007725ASSGORE - SSS RANK
>>541007540It did genuinely surprise me that Toby confirmed in an interview that everything about Mettaton predates tenna's conception. I'd have thought for sure tenna was the first idea.
>goatfags>tranny tasquefagi thought late hours was all about pippins, spamtenna and light discussions. what happened
>>541007663>>541007271Please understand that I am genuinely very happy for you, while also being filled with a deep, gnawing jealousy.
>>541007725You posted my fave and the correct rank, have some twerk tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUXywJ5lUTg
The only way to save Rudy’s life is by making Kris romance Asgore into sex so that he will stop breaking Rudy's spine with his fat juicy hairy ass.Also Carol will still have to watch it. Are you man enough to do it?
>>541007850sorry, I'm busy
>>541007818oh no....THE TIDES! THE TIIIIDES!>>541007850>trannyhey I smash trannies and fill them to the brim,. I'm a very masculine looking (TF2 heavy is clsoe)>>541007921you choose what to believe, toilet didn't prove his claim. you can choose to not believe him and not feel jelly.
>>541007956Anything that makes Kris's life worse can't be a sin
Delta Rune?- Fong Wong Solidster
>>541007850wait, yeahWhere's pippins?
>>541007843mettaton was created in the vision of what his female friends found sexytenna is that plus a little sprinkle of what toby finds cute i.e. clingy tryhards with mental problems i.e. alphyseverything leads back to alphys
>>541007921Just to clarify, me and the Doomer guy are separate entities, I just also like posting goats.
should i eat dinner now or go to sleep on an empty tummy
>>541007650Ok. Do you think Ralsei will also have his Flowey moment to call out people who are just watching the game? Do some commentary on the fandom itself and their reactions?>"This adventure has lasted for so many years, but... All these people still want to do WHAT with me?!"
The internet has been out all day and I am so upset because NOW I CAN’T DO STUFF WHEN I WANTED TO!How the fuck has hometown survived multiple days of no internet?
>>541007921Honestly I should be a beacon of hope, my life was mostly a series of blunders, misdirection, wasted time, and pain that just neatly fell into place one day randomly in my late 20s. I wouldn't tell anyone in this thread to give up simply because of how weird fortune acts sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSkKow5Tmkc
>>541008226Ralsei will turn into a tree and become rude
>>541008183eat dinnnnnnnnnnnnner. what are you gonna make?
>>541007921>>541008274>>541008182idk how many ralseiposters are active at any given time
I need Ralsei to be my male GF.
>>541008272Wait why did Noelle and Berdly go to the library's computer room if they knew there was no internet
>>541008281rude ralsei busting
>>541003261eggplant
>>541008354We'll have to bust Ralsei out of the tree form
>>541008326maybe dumplings. maybe sandwich. i have to go look. idk what i have
>>541008143>mettaton was created in the vision of what his female friends found sexyDon't act like Toby wasn't creating exactly what HE found sexy and wanted to ship his self-insert(burgerpants) with.
>>541007850Sorry, I'm working on something to sell!
>>541008226am I evil if that pic made me laugh loud?
>>541008331We assemble to assume Goat Forme R
>>541008353Can still work on a computer without internet, just doesn’t allow for a lot of stuff. I could work without internet but I also sort of need it…
new whiteboard????
>>541008272It's been at least a century of time loop bullshit in hometown. Asriel is dead of old age by now, assuming he ever existed at all.
>>541008226Ralsei is going to have to come to terms with what Kris is and what we all are collectively. I don't think he will be used as the meta commentary mouthpiece though, I almost see that role going to Roulxs Kaard, and will be done purely for laughs. Ralsei will be all sad and tragic when he needs to come to terms with his raison d'être.
>>541008414The only way to save Ralsei’s life is by making Kris suck the bark out of his tree penis as Susie pegs him with her axe's handle while Carol watches. Are you man enough to do it?
>>541008579Ya trust me, anon?
>>541008143Mettaton needed to be like 10% more scrunkly and masculine to truly catch on Giving him the cone nose kinda works
If you reply to this, you like to eat dirty smegma from the unwashed dick of a balding fat man
>>541008331>>541008470
>>541008579>Roulx stares into the camera >The same camera that drove Spamton mad>demands porn of himself
>>541008652>>541002969>>541002969>>541002969
I hate Tasque Manager because my dumb little brain cannot comprehend most of her attacksI beat Tenna first try, got ~50% through the knight, but TM took like 7 attempts because I have the IQ of a recently lobotomized man
>>541008850you are out of luck, I'm not a pajeet and my tummy is rumbling.OPEN. WIDE. TOILET.
>>541008272>How the fuck has hometown survived multiple days of no internet?Unlike Deltarune fans, hometown citizens actually read books
>>541007650>>541008226I already have "all eyes in the game especially Titan spooky eyes are player / fandom eyes" in my schizotheory bag, but this is feeling like a "Toby is prolonging the game on purpose because Ralsei is the in canon architect of the game and thus it is in his best interest to keep the game alive instead of ending"Which is a new one. I will sign this and add it to the bag. *grabs goatanons paws, licks it, and stamps it onto the theory before throwing it into the bag*
>>541007971>#1 Kriselle fanSpamton has put way more effort into getting Kriselle to happen than you, Gaster.
>>541008780Been nice posting with you guys, but I need my 3 hours of sleep, so I'll make my exit by shilling some OC. See ya goats.
If Toby doesn't give them more interactions in future chapters I want my $25 back
I want to use a deltarune track as my ringtone but I also dont want to associate a track i like with something as anxiety inducing as a phonecallWhat do i do
Ralsei is going to have to terms with being a cute little adorable scrunkly that I keep on a chain with the rest of my chained up nude ladies in my barbarian fortress.
>>541008991What if you fight tenna again and Spamton has an opinion
>>541008959Gaster coded him to do that
>>541008352Ralsei would be a terribly clumsy wife>Has lived his whole three days of life in a fantasy dark world>In the real world he can't cook with a magic cauldron>You catch him awkwardly blushing as you see an utter mess of raw ingredients splurted together with burnt edges>You console and kiss Ralsei's toe as he cries for accidentally hammering himself because building with real walls and wood is hard>You awkwardly explain to him wearing mage robes above his knees with no underwear beneath isn't super appropriate in real life>You beg him to not do the bench form again because instead of doing a funny noise he'll break his spine and be stuck in a wheelchair
>>541008662we're you not around on undertale tumblr back in the day he caught very on
>>541007850>trying to make sense out of /utg/You are a thousand years too early to even begin to sense my powerlevel, let alone the collective powerlevel of /utg/ gamers
>>541008930It would be an interesting inverse of Asriel's situation in Undertale. Stuck as flowey, unable to have a good ending. Ralsei's good ending is the adventure he had and the friends he made along the way even if he's also stuck in that adventure forever. He's already won, regardless of how sad his story will end up being.
>>541009054I don't see us fighting Tenna again. And I mean direct interaction between them.
>>541009086I was, and I remember he was mogged by sans and also all his popular ships sucked
This is so angsty and random but I like it
>>541009070Gaster didn't do shit, he can't even make us a Vessel without it getting stolen.
>>541009172should'v stayed like thatHonstly Ralsei's face should've remained a secret for like the entire game.Only reveal that he looks like asriel at the end but give a bunch of crumbs and clues that foreshadow the relationI mean I just think it was too soon... Literally serves no purpose other then giving us a really really really ugly face sprite and some characters commenting that he looks like Asriel before dropping the topic
>>541009382I think it served its purpose as a chapter 1 twist and hook
>>541008991I seriously believe we haven't seen the last of them because their backstory is strongly tied to Mike/FRIEND. Otherwise Toby would've simply told us all his Spamtenna headcanons instead of this shit.
>>541008992I use Pepper Steak as my ringtone and Soft Breeze as my alarm clock. Both work surprisingly well as they each start pretty soft and then pick up after going off for a little bit to slowly become more attention getting. Try and find tracks that work similarly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo9InZgXcdA
>>541008780>>541008980>>541009346Ralsei has some really good angst
>>541009346Man this is old. It’s based off a condition where someone’s eyes are hyper sensitive to light and they have to wear special glasses to avoid being blinded. It’s pretty sad.
>>541009382People wouldn't be complaining nearly as much if his face sprite wasn't ugly because Toby is very adamant about his sloppy ass art
>>541009216but his solo porn was really good he had better soul stuff than sans imho. I think its just because honestly hes so gay coded. even as a mettatonfag sometimes its hard to truly lose yourself in the sauce because hes so flamboyant its hard to picture him fucking women/you. and there arent any hot suitable boys to ship him with either, i liked him domming burgerpants from the getgo but burgerpants is burgerpants
>>541008226I hope to hell and back toby doesn't address the fandom/ the development of the game as it'd date the game so fucking hard. Maybe it'd be funny on release, but imagine how flat it would fall on someone playing it ten years later. Undertale managed to be surprisingly not-dated, save for alphys' statuses
https://youtu.be/FuhGrKR4WNk?si=yEhanPAFEWp7YehE
the fuck did i miss? why are the thread personalities having a spat?
>>541008481Make one>>541008769keystrokes my perchina
>>541009346It's not that random, Ralsei has never once seen the light of the sun and would likely be immediately blinded by it or at least have pretty terrible vision considering he already wears glasses in the dark world.
>>541009480hmmmm redundant. I feel like Kris ripping the soul out of himself and looking at the camera with red eyes works as a better chapter 1 twist and hook.I mean Ralsei looking like Asriel wasn't even meaningful or anything it was just like "by the way I'm white" and we should go "ooooh I recognise that! from undertale! ooooh!
>>541009378Well, Gaster coded it to get stolen. He has a master keikaku you can't comprehend.
>>541009675Its a full moon, and the gravity of it being closer to us is tugging our dicks and making us feisty
>>541009675I wouldn't call that guy a personality or me telling him to fuck off a spat but you do you my guy. You are overselling the drama a bit however.
>>541009532Kind of like albinism?
>>541009587>I hope to hell and back toby doesn't address the fandomMike is definitely a microphone!Mike is definitely a cat!Mike is definitely a cowboy!
>>541009568Yeah he just needed that little bit of extra masculinity. Prince was effeminate but you could believe he would fuck girls. Maybe keep him in a suit, Tumblr girls love the suit
>>541009524>>541009727>>541009924
>>541009946That's optional. I never ran into those guys and to this day never really cared to see how you get them.
>>541008662mettton with a cone nose would be ugly, hes supposed to be prettyit works with tenna and spamton because they have odd faces and are mascot-like while mettaton ex has a normal face with a sultry look
>>541010032I can feel the inner turmoil of this goat.
>>541009568>hes so flamboyantI like Mettaton but I never had any feelings for him because I'm not attracted to effeminate men. His yumejoshi appeal would have been much higher if he wasn't gay as hell.
>>541009846Fuck... Gaster-sama, I kneel...
>>541009946All of these will somehow turn out to be true. I can feel it in my ass
>>541009868this is the only plausible explanation>>541009924you're calling each other names, linking to other posts calling each other names instead of not responding, and vagueposting about each other. also that doesnt answer my question what the fuck happened?
>>541010007I wouldnt fw him at all if he was just in a suit but less pink maybe? I like art that focuses more on his greys and blacks but I like emo boys so
>>541009946Yeah I phased out of Chapter 2 discussion pretty quick so the theoryschozing about Mike wasn't exactly super impactful for me, this was kinda weird. But at least it's optional.
>>541010096you're missing out, the mike fight is really fun
>>541009840>"ooooh I recognise that! from undertale! ooooh!It's the reason Toby has the sacred 3 warnings about playing Undertale firstNo but seriously I forgot the Kris genocide knife trick it is the real hook, idk about Ralsei then
>>541009926I forget the name they used, but Photophobia seems to be it. It’s related to a few things but requires the person with it to wear sunglasses basically all the time unless it’s dim/dark. Even artificial light fucks them up. It’s a pretty shit condition.
>>541010032>>541010141
>>541009675Toilet may or may not learn his lesson. Ignore me, be bullied for my amusement or accept reconciliation. Basically he's a drugfag that thinks he has a place to call anyone weird. the most autistic general.
>>541010194Aww does babby need spoonfed /utg/ happenings? Maybe read a couple posts or don't ask. It's not important, and it doesn't involve you.
>>541010194>what the fuck happenedthe femboy gotefag hates tasquefag and keeps blogging about it instead of filtering him, their autisms are incompatible so they feel the need to keep arguing. for some reason the femboy gotefag thinks this is discord or twitter where you can tell an anon to stop replying to you
lack of pippins itt
>>541010254Photophobia is a symptom, anon. You described it accurately. I was biochem lab tech, not medical, I know Lyssavirus (Rabies) can cause this.
>>541010119Mettaton is kinda ugly going off the sprite, his eyes are small and hard with evil. He's a cuter as a rectangle
>>541010278Like tears in the rain scoob, like tears in the rain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJYfD2P7rw
>>541010278
>>541010381>die themed butt stampThats the cutest idea ever
>>541010148I cant even picture the kind of guys he would be into. imo mettaton is kind of avoidant and aloof and weirdly enough a little sexless? like Jessica Rabbit its more of a played up performance than earnest fuck-me energy like tenna. Mettaton does not need you.
>>541007971Gaster is clearly either a Krusiefag or a Fun Gang polyculefag
>>541010007>>541010203My husband is perfect as is.
>>541010141I want there to be consequences to treating him like the tiny grain of nothing he is.
>>541010439You're a retard who uses AI to write so you can pretend to be an author. You can go ahead and stop pretending to be educated at all, your posts are the dumbest shit imaginable. You lack self awareness, how could you possibly be capable of reflecting on any education you stupid motherfucker?
>>541010330im not gonna lie this almost got me. i love you baitanon>>541010376thank you. theyre meant for each other
>>541009946As someone who did not care about theoryfagging about Mike or yaoishipping Mike x Spamton, I went into this fight blind and assumed that it was meant to be a hint about Mike being a supernatural being or a special Darkner. I never saw the fanmade Mike designs, I never saw the Toy Story memes, and this boss battle came right after Ch. 3 so I assumed Pluey was the closest interpretation, and that Jongler was based off of Tenna's western shows. If it's a jab at fandom, fine, but as someone who dropped the game after Ch 2 came out because life got in the way, I saw none of it and still felt like the Mike room was coherent.
>>541009868It’s not a full moon
new whiteboardhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25037799-0646-6003
>>541010528>>541010535
>>541010708Legit had to tell amazon I didn't use AI for my book, which I didn't. I use AI for roleplay which is separate. get it right moron.
We saw Mike, thoughThe implications of it is to be determined, but we saw him
>>541010664
I kind of don't like how much stuff there is in deltarune.Undertale was so small and concise if you were autistic enough, you could know every line of dialogue by heart.Deltarune is too big. There's too much stuff. Too many characters. Too much dialogue. Too many variables. It overwhelms me.
>>541008930>Thanks for your feedback!>Be seeing you soon!Reminder that Deltarune is a SURVEY program first and foremost. Feedback is the whole point.
>>541008769I don’t like anime spamtons, only rugged spams
>>541010450his hooded eyes and lip biting made him sexy to me as well as his emo hair swoop and sexy legs
>>541010839What is tugging my dick then
>>541010381grabbable! Marriable!
>>541010450so untrue his face is extremely cum on able>>541010647I wouldnt actually change a thing about his appearance but if you were designing a hypothetical straighter pussy-slamming mettaton something would have to give. at least in the fanart where they just make him look like a bimbo robot
i ate a spamwich and now i'm going to bedgoodnight faggets
>>541010882This is a good one.
>>541011002i like both
>>541011147Sweet dreams.
>>541010926homestuck eyes
>>541010254Well, yeah, photophobia is a sympton which is part of syndromes we identify as individual diseases. I get photophobia after going to the eye doctor and getting some yellow eyedrops.
>>541011082Me.
>>541011282that's because these eyedrops paralyze your eye for a bit, so it can't adjust for high light input either.
>>541011149>ralsei masturbates once and his body begins crumbling from impurity
>>541011149BUILT for angstkino
Did you guys enjoy my Kriselle story…
>>541010619Mettaton is too much of a control freak to fuck anyone who isn't himself. It's like an evil advanced form of asexuality
>>541010873what?? awwww I just finished doing this...
>>541011002rugged...
>>541011282pedantic FAGGOT
>>541003261horse
>starting to recognize art styles of jackbox regulars on the whiteboardsnooticing
>>541011428Yes it was hot
Not angst but I kek hard at Jevil's face every time I scroll past this in my image folder
>>541011120I thought you said hypothetical straightner and it made me think of a hypothetical hentai fangame where Straightners and Gayners coexist and The Groaning is when it is a chain of buttsex and Ralsei just hates the mess and chaos it creates
>>541011120The sprite isn't much to go by. He just loons pretty and kinda slender and that's it. There's little toby could do to make him "manlier" save of some painted on abs or something equally silly. It's just the fandom being retarded, just like giving toriel's fridge of a body bimbo proportions in fanart.Japanese artists usually depict him more masculine and western fujos toe the non-binary line while giving him male characteristics. Only if you go by whatever trash is on r34 would you conclude everyone draws him with a comically fat ass.
>>541011462ooh hairy bloodied italian spamton
>>541011428
>>541011449he has body dysmorphia he doesnt even jack off he just feeds on the approval
>>541011460i love it anon
>>541009483He's just teasing the shippers, dude
>>541011495ya no shit
>>541010632the polyculefags frustrate me because deltarune is one of the instances where every individual ship is more interesting than just throwing all of them into the polypile.susie gets with anyone other than noelle? noelle's gotta reflect on why she was interested in susie, and why susie wasn't interested in her, and that's interesting! susie's idea of a relationship would be based on whatever her parents were like, which is!! interesting!ralsei? he's the kind of person who would probably be fine with spilling to just one person. put him with susie and their already good moments get mildly recontextualized, and there's a ton of possible exploration there for what it 'means' for a darkner to love a lightner, and the weight of love in being a 'person'/having animuskris? the little we know about their personality (repressed violent tendancies) plus the SOUL creates so many opportunities for interesting moments!!noelle? in order to do so she's got to get over her shit with dess, and get over liking susie, and that's interesting. kriselle? childhood shit is interesting too. snowgrave AND main route both show that she has issues with control in her life, and that's interesting!berdly? the implications about his backstory and lacking parents are already an outline for like a dozen arcs you can get into, plus stuff that allows shit like sleepovers! he's a fucking bird! there's so much shit you can do with the stuff birds do to court each other! and someone willing to seriously say no to him and call him out when he's being an asshole in a way he can't really ignore would fix most of his social issues!and it could be getting explored more, but no! the fucking polypile people don't want their ships to be interesting! they throw all the characters in the polypile as-is and act like having a relationship wouldn't change any of them at all. all of these aspects are less interesting in the polypile, too. so much wasted potential.>>541011082* Me.
>>541011912looks like the dummy was stabbed by a canine penis
>>541011460so cute
>>541009346That's not really angsty, it's nice and romantic. Now THIS is an angsty take on the concept.
Angst is cool and all but what about edgekino?
>>541009840>we should go "ooooh I recognise that! from undertale! ooooh!This but unironically. Ralsei is a shapeshifter so he took the form of Asriel/male Toriel to appeal to the player.
>>541011505Thanks :)>>541011632I have no idea what this means but thanks
>>541011621I think darker colour palette, or even a reddish one like boxxaton, would have done it. Agree everyone just draws him wrong though >>541011647Probably true He's like one of those kpop idols who is always single so you can pretend he will be Your Future Boyfriend.
>>541011984polycules suckadults can't handle them, how could teenagers? ch 5 is literally going to be about polycules. the rouxls joke poked fun at how the weather duo are emotionally immature sluts but people took the starwalker scene to mean that polyamory is legit.
>>541011428who are you and what did you write>>541011984 (me)there were more examples here by the way but i had to cut them because i hit the 2k
>>541011621I dont think abs are the only way to make him more yume bait if anything that would make women less into him theyre not really into abs...especially nerd girls (insert screenshot of temmie saying she hates muscles) hes just constantly saying darling and wearing dresses in the gayest way possible it's like a constant friend zone.he has the most detailed humanoid pretty sprite in the game I think its more than enough to go by imo. I didn't mean literally bimbo tbdesu I was meaning like mid fanart tumblr fanart google images level where hes got pink streaks through his hair and tons of pink makeup and looks like someone's mom but thats mostly a skill issue. they never draw him with enough jaw (neither do I ngl. men face shapes are so hard.)
>>540998603Mind bogglingly erotic
>>541011984A good and reasonable post
>>541012298You ever stop to wonder why there is a 2k limit as you typed all those words nobody is going to read?
Edge is cool qnd all but what about capybarakino?
>>541012298I wrote >>541006251
>>541011687>>541012050>>541011460It's alright. We can just make new memories!
>>541012502I read them
>>541012303seeing that toby scrapped a marriage with mettaton scene, even if it was a paparazzi joke, it made me understand spoids a little more, because spamton is obsessed with the soul/(You). maybe if mettaton had that obsession then girls would masculinize him more? but i'm not sure. he is just too gay. he moans oh yes
>>541012303I hate that I know exactly what you mean kek
>>541012502i read it. i HATE krusielle and i agree. whenever i talk about krusie or kriselle elsewhere i always get a stupid reply asking why i don't just polyship when polyamory is gross and stupid and pointless and always results in breakups
>>541011984Polycules are a meme and only really weird neurodivergent people actually take them seriously. Half the time I have the impression poly is pushed by people trying to have a peaceful compromise agenda with other shippers by claiming they love everyone so that is their solution
>>541012861I am pretty sure most of the ones asking are teenagers who never got in a serious relationship and therefore don't understand sexual jealousy yet
Yeah I read it I just fully agree and have no input>>541011984You may cash this (You)
>>541012531I have an image of Noelle petting a capybara but can’t find it on my phone. Will post when I get home, if possible.
>>541012197I don't think any amount of design changes could make a difference. It's a personality thing.Spamton's sprite doesn't have anything suggesting people draw him like >>541011462yet here we are cause they make the sleazy salesman > fat hairy italian connection through cultural osmosis.Mettaton is flamboyant and sexual and to general audiences those are feminine traits, apparently.Or it could be completely arbitrary. We know shit about Dess other than she smoked weed yet 99% of artists draw her like a carabinet-wearing danger butch.
>>541012672the one thing to not change his oh yes moan ive grown slightly desensitized over years but that used to make me sooo horny #male moans or bust
>>541013028I trust you
is temmyfag really a fan of school shooters
>>540996656If the last digit of my post is 8 or 9 I will draw on the whiteboard today
spamton is HAIRY and UGLY and SMALL and ITALIAN
What if Mettaton let out a guttural orgasm groan instead
>>541013171Yes he's retarded.
>>541013164Oh yes is too iconic
>>541012034I'd stab Ralsei with my penis.
Mew mews are cool as long as they're not the mad one
>>541013308Toby's earliest success
>>541013235you dropped this >8
>>541013171it is worryingly common
>>541013251spamton is hot too
I love the angst filled idea that whatever happened to Dess stopped her from aging, so when she comes back she’s the same age as or younger than Noelle. It hurts so good.
>>541013015trust me they are all adults, if kids reply to me i ignore it because at least they don't know any better plus i don't want to talk to 16 year olds as they're a decade younger than me, but grown ass women are trying to tell me that it's normal for two dating people to add a third and have it not ruin everything. especially considering all 3 characters history, i don't know why they think it'll work so i assume it's just >>541012927 or a brownie points thing, but they seriously defend polyamory and i know this is shipping autism incarnate but i have to let it out anonymously
>>541004192Ralsei is not fit to manage a kingdom, he will forever be a princeLet the kids have their fun while (You) are the mayo
>>541013280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vd6Z5KITwwhat if every time you hit him he played this audio clip and you had to sit and wait for it to finish
how spamton looks at me before I molest him so hard he forgets his own name
>>541013251I need literally 40000 images of spamtong arms from this artist
>>541013251>It's not even a little close is it Nope and it never will be you ugly little troglodyte!TENNA GANG REPRESENT
>>541013647hot. now i want ideas for spamton molestation greens...
>>541008769mm...smegma from human tenna and spamton...
>>541013508I'd say its the opposite of angst, its like as if December never disappeared in the first place, she gets come back right where she left.
>>541014023but she missed seeing noelle growthe world moved on in time and she will always be behindshe can make new memories but the lost ones will never exist
>>541012560good stuff :)>>541012502i would rather speak than forever hold my peace>>541012927i get why they do it. i understand in theory.with polyamory, they like all the ships, and all of them are individually interesting, so why not just have all of them? krusie is good, kriselle is good, suselle is alright, so why not just have all three at once? but they don't understand that you can't eat your cake and have it too. that not having a person shipped can be just as interesting or more interesting than having multiple.>>541013017desu if i wanted to youfarm i would namefag or roleplay as spamton and be fed for life. thanks for agreeing with the post anon :>i briefly avatarfagged, a long long time ago. it just wasnt for me.>>541013508i wrote something like this with kress and never posted it anywhere. they got dess back, and she and asriel were a thing when they were the same age, but after the change they weren't, and it made for a lot of really interesting interactions and such about the world moving on, in some cases literally, while dess just didnt. i kind of wish i hadn't deleted it
>>541013860>>541013647>Oh, ok. Cool it its anon and puppet boy. But if I want the same thing with KRis...
>>541014023It’s half and half. She didn’t lose tome, but now her sister is a living reminder of what she missed out on. Everything would be. She stopped but everyone else kept moving forwards.
reverse chaser scenario mettaton where he wants to fuck you for being his idolized version of a human but you get too close and be sees your poor and weird skin crevices and human meat and loses his boner immediately
>>541013750It must be a constant source of insecurity for an ugly homunculus like him to be directly compared to someone as hot as Tenna
>>541014146>>541014253estranged dess would interest yall
Why molest Spamton when you can just throw cash at him to be as rough as you want with him so he'd be reminded that he's just another hole that'd do anything for money?
The truth is, anon... "/utg/ manor" is, in fact, a psychiatric hospital.
>>541014405Tenna gave his ass to that "ugly homunculus" so what does that say about him?
get in here and help us draw more faves flipping you off
wheres my spot in the /utg/ manor
>>541014591utgt dark world......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bTaHS0k78
>>541014295>for being his idolized version of a humanImmersion ruined, I could never be that
>>541014472Is there a joke about wireless devices in Deltatravelers? This is not the first meme that uses this Dess design that I've seen reference wires.
>>541014594>Gave his assFujo cope headcanon, they were business partners
Goodnight my lovelies
>>541014594That he was desperate back then like he is now and Spamton manipulated him because of it
>>541014684crawl space next to the spiders (no Muffet it is just a reference)
>>541014937im feeling really suicidal right now and you just amplified that if i kill myself your going in my note you faggot
>Kris holding back tears on the phone with Noelle>Carol and Asriel in the background>"I FUCKED DESS"
>>541014898nerd emoji
>>541014898t. guro when she needs to cope about battafujo
>>541014937Fuck off and don't come back, retard
>>541014937I had a premonition. If anyone rings your doorbell in the middle of the night, don't answer it.
He got Darknervid-19
>>541015164He tried the moss once.
tranny thread
>>541014937i can see the future. move your bed.
>>541015298>ywn be the lucky intestinal worm who gets to parasite ralsei's bowels after eating the moss
truth is...the /utg/ bunker was a dark world all along...
>>541014295I would kill myself for Mettaton to begrudgingly fuck me anyway cause I'm already here and I'm still a human so he may as well and he's just really mechanical about it and not even speaking or looking at me and he puts his big gloved hand on my face and pushes me down oh my god
>>541015635reigen you scamp what are you doing here
Imagine all the money Toby could make if he put microtransactions in a Tenna game that played like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/oi03c7.mp4
>>540997201>Susie learned The hottest dance.
>>541015661Being one of the best anime characters is what he's doing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Yjk7KedVg
>>541015690tenna telethon sweepstakes but instead of the freedom vs. silence vote it's donating to make him fat or fit
>>541015939SHOW HOLE vs SHOW POLE
>>541010873adorable and hot battatfujo
>>541015690Would he still use the Tenna blips for dialogue and noises
>>541016143I think this is the right concept for the telethon
>>541015915The moment that artist realizes they won't ever have to work again if they just draw porn, world piece will be achieved.
just wanted to say that the middle finger line is going great
>>541015339HIS name is mettaton
>>541015939Please don't suggest this to him. I don't want to dump my entire life savings to stop the fat Tenna agenda.
>>541016256I did not just fucking say world piece
>>541015915>oh fuck the dork is hot oh god oh damn im done for
>>541016256Asriel x Dess porn… God I can’t wait for Dess to show up, I need to see all the art so badly.
>>541016256No one wants to see Dess hetslop
>>541016375it's okay anon we're all retarded here
>>541015915She's gonna soap that goat
>>541016207He would but he'd have to make a few new ones, he knows it's important to have Tenna say DAH when he cums
>>541016569i do! i do!
I don't think we'll be getting more charity events like the sweepstakes again desu
>>541016576Speak for yourself pal im an idiot
>>541014937Kill yourself now. Your life serves zero purpose
>>541016375THE WORLD PIEEEEEECE
>>541016695I'm an idiot baby. Do you guys need the hotline?
>>541016678There is always a chance for Toby to milk Tenna with a Tenna sweepstakes
>>541015939>>541016342What if the sweepstakes winner determines what appearance Tenna will maintain for the rest of the game? The game will also be patched in the future while we wait for chapters 5+ to reflect this change
>>541016761I may be stupid?
>>541016569Not even good bait because I think Asriel x Dess is insanely popular, to the point people who want lesbian dess stand out. Like the only people who ‘hate’ it are dipshits on twitter that unironically complain about ‘heteronormative’ (what the fuck does this mean) stuff. They even tried to harass some artists over it and got laughed off.
>>541016678We'll get it in the Deltarune 10th anniversary when the game is complete and fwug radiation can finally explain a truck load of choices behind the game
>>541016569
>>541013508Kris teleports in front of them holding a flower up to Deas like Mumbo Jumbo in the game over screen
>>541016794toby milking tenna?!?! yes please!!
>>541011428which one? I just got here
Anyone else feel like 3 chapters left isn't nearly enough for Deltarune to max out its potential?
Alrught guys brbr im gonna meditate
hussie molesting toby
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says or thinks, Asriel would 100% be fully willing to make out with the most fucked up Dess knight possible. She could be a bone thin, almost rotting corpse and he would be in there instantly. He would be BEGGING Dess to come with him.
>>541016256he drew femboy asriel & regretted it
>>541017007I should milk YOU for replying to me with that foam covered rat
>>541017124Yeah, I think the sameI think at least 1 more chapter could do good things for the game
>>541017124>chapters 0, 8 and 9
>>541017276the gypsy ralsei? does he not anymore?
>>541017227https://static1.e621.net/data/ea/47/ea47075f1899c0e4890806dc881c577b.webm
>>541017124Remember, the END of chapter 4 is the halfway point. Chapters 5+6+7 are going to be the same scale as all of 1-4.
>>541015635hot. he doesnt even care if you've already cum, whining and begging him to stop, slow down, youre too sensitive. hes a robot with a full charge and hes got a long way to go before hes finished using you. him flipping you around and twisting you into insane positions like you're just a doll who can take it. his eyes are closed and his fans are quietly whirring as his arms bind around you completely effortlessly lifting you up into the air, up and down his cock in a sterile pounding motion. the only sounds he makes to you are the quiet unpreformed "oof" and hiss through his teeth as he fills you with cum.
>>541017320oh yeah it was ralsei my badhis new audience got mad and periodically he'll ask that people forget it
>>541017362Lmao
>>541017362Alphys' reaction is so good.
ralsee rahlsay
>>541017410I think femboy ralseis are ugly as shit and even I think that's dumb. internet purity culture is moronic
>>541017284watch your tone
>>541017410He still draws ralsei wdymHe just hates doing it and says he regrets giving him so much jewelry and is too lazy to redesign
>>541017576To be fair his ralsei is so insanely different looking I don't think this even counts as ralsei anymore. It's okay to bully artists a little bit into having better taste
>>541017583Blessed image
>>541017410That guy has drawn a ton of ralsei though im confusedDo you have the exact drawing
what would you crossbreed with spamton to make the cutest pipis
>>541017671i think they're talking about the hips he used to draw
almost hot choccy seasons :)
>>541017068nvm found it
>>541013518This, Kris gets even jealous over people hogging Asriel, they're too needy to be poly. An older lady on Tinder invited me to be her third in an ffm thing and told me about how typically guys would always get jealous of her and the other girl focusing on eachother instead of both girls on him said fave in Hometown Deltarune New Home Undertale.
>>541017215Good
>>541017410The original doomer artist only drew deltarune art for like a single month and I still repost it years later.The internet doesn't forget.
good night utg
>>541017671>>541017729i mean the sexy ones
>>541017918iktfbMy fave Krisriel artist has only drawn gay sonic art for 3 years
>>541018046I just wish it was vore
>>541018046sleep tight
>>541017392I want him to fold me like a pretzel. I'm talking dislocated shoulders and broken ribs. If I don't need to be hospitalized afterwards I don't want it. I want him to crush me under the 400 pounds of industrial machinery his body is comprised of.And I want him to hate every second of it.
>>541012531>>541013170Found it
>>541018046gn anon!
would you buy it
>>541017576The thing i like about this artist is that they draw their twinks skinny and lanky and with defined muscles instead of the blobby hyper wide-hipped mass everyone else draws.
>>541018046somno my belovedtenna grinding himself against you as you sleep trying not to wake you up
>>541015690My god if that existed I would go fucking hog wild on tenna's cheeks with such speed and force the metal there would melt off from the heatPlease make this Toby
>>541018373he used to draw that shit though...
Eyy I was asking about this previously and I found the damn thing.
>>541018373Did someone say well defined muscles?
>>541015690this but its mettaton
>thicc wide hipped ralsei good >sticc no butt ralsei also good both are good
You see, the important thing about Asriel x Dess is that the hyper deep affection that is diabetes inducing in everyone around them is a two way street. They are both disgustingly in love with each other.Asriel would love Dess even if she was a hyper fucked up zombie, and Dess would love Asriel even if he was the biggest chopped nerd ever.
Mr. (ant)tenna's vore-ing timeeeeee
>>541018271Coconut doge!
>>541018480Imagine if you could pay to have the decision on baring his perfectly shaped and weighty butt for the punishment if you so desired, imagine watching his cheeks jiggle...
>>541018717Yeah, I hate this.
>>541017227Found it.
>>541018717Also I love this shit. Something about it tickles my brain the right way.
>>541018537got no investment on either depiction but something really irks me about artists that aren't really doing anything wrong getting shamed into just catering to others
tv so cuteys and sweeteys
>>541019280Censoring artists for any reason is way worse than allowing bad or or controversial art to be made.
Tenna maws
>>541019631I don't even give a fuck about him being fat I just really like how he says Yippee here
>>541019337He needs many pets and affection and I have enough and then some for him, I need him with me
>>541019513it's the performative morality of it all, dunno if I'd even go as far as to call it censorship. more "make what I like cause it's better than what you like" masquerading as "what you are doing is wrong", idk. Dletaruun
>>541011984Noelle and Berdly will never be real Lancer Fan Club members
>>541018706>"Dude... I don't know what kind of darkner this is...">"But... It's for sure not Ralsei...">"Kris...">"We gotta kill this fucking thing, like, NOW.
>>541019737Standards and practices don't have to be enforced by a corporation, even corporate types don't do anything until they get angry emails and phonecalls from people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5EwTz-oS0
Why do you faggots all have the dumbest fetishes?
>>541019643tenna mandibles
>>541019908internet made me stupid
>>541019908I only have an ass fetish (female asses only)
battat is obesehe's 5'1 and 300 pounds
>>541019643purple tv tongues
>>541004260Having Chara be born 9/9/1999 is too dumb an idea for me to not love.>>541019908Internet just catalyzed what I already liked into ways I could express it.
>>541019908My fetishes require high IQ to even comprehend the complex depths of my depravity. Gentlemen, BEHOLDhttps://static1.e621.net/data/72/33/723391740795c352b1fff333d0f739f5.jpg
>>541020095Saved and coomed
How come influencers./youtubers/streamers don't care about deltarune?
>>541020095not into vore but spamton looks hot here
The bravest shippers are the ones doing Catti x Noelle or Kris.
>>541020251chat will become extremely pissy if you miss inspecting a single pixel and some people were turned away from the ch 2 experience of streaming due to that, namely jerma
>>541020001thank you for formatting file names the way you do, it makes finding the original source so much easier
>>541020251Have you SEEN the retardation of some youtubers covering deltarune "theories"? They're chasing normies and normie youtubers away from DR.
>>541019908I would say they're more strange rather than dumb and even then they're very vanilla at that
>>541020173>he thinks furry femboy frottage is outsider shit in 2025
>>541020251Lowest common denominator content designed to appeal to bots and actual children.Deltarune gameplay requires the ability to read whole sentences.
>>541018051But doctor, all his Ralsei drawings are sexy
>>541020398>They're chasing normies and normie youtubers away from DR.The heroes we need...
>>541019908when i was a kid, i watched a cartoon, and it rewired something in me
>>541020251Deltarune's not finished. While it has fanart being made, the analysis side is stalled until there's a thing to analyze and not beta footage.
>>541020461Yeah my tastes are actually super vanilla and pretty lame. Gay furries is practically normal people porn now, or at least on the same tier as the more degenerate I-can't-believe-it's-not-hentai animes. You know the ones.
>>541020394No problem. I get really autistic about sourcing everything I save and I wish I did it properly prior to 2021. Seeing unsourced fanart in my folders drives me up the wall. I use a twitter image downloader firefox add-on if you're curious. Dunno if its available on other browsers.
>>541020538I wouldn't mind either, but they make all of us look mentally ill, like we need to be in a looney bin. I can't mention my interest in deltarune to anyone irl, not even my non-normie friend.
Just got back from a grocery run and I didn't die or go insane, so I'm doing pretty well.
>>541019908My biggest fetish is a loving and mutual relationship where the two people involved are closely tied to one another, and they also have passionate lovemaking with lots of aftercare and cuddling.Also they do small acts of kindness for one another without asking for it, like one bringing the other a slice of pizza or some shit like that.You know, only the most hardcore shit.
Is Asriel too much of a baby to be an american football quarterback? If he’s like Asgore in any way, he would fucking dominate HARD. Then again, every AF team would probably have massive monsters making up 99% of it.
My fetish is WomanI’m Guy
>>541020785have you ever seen The Blind Side?
>>541020745are you joking? what kind of friends do you have? mine think deltarune is a little gay in the "friendship wholesome" way, but they don't associate it with porn
>>541020760I'm glad you survived, did you bring snacks for everyone though?
>>541020832hi Guy I'm Emperor
>>541020853>what kind of friends do you have?Ones I don't like being around anymore, and not many to begin with... Oh god, I keep forgetting how lonely I am.
>>541020173Ralsei should have the bigger one tbgh.
>>541020832>A gay man who's strange unusual fetish is womenWhat do you call this?
>>541020760
>>541020904hi, I’m Guymy name Fred Emperor nice
I will never get to lounge in tenna's warm wet mouth and get drenched with his saliva ahhhhhhh ahhh aaaahhhh why am i even alive aaahhhhh ahhhhh aaahhhh
>>541020848Yes. But I don’t remember much.Anyways if Asriel is Asgore’s size he’d be a goddamn bulldozer on the field. Asgore had to have played American Football or even Rugby, there’s no way he didn’t. The teams would see him and immediately clamor to get this massive slab of muscle on the field.
>>541020998In most art with both of them Ralsei usually is the bigger one, mostly for comedic effect.https://static1.e621.net/data/34/ff/34ffbe514cb4fd3556ff79f62710a327.png
i understand now
>>541021120I remember these rare collectible NFT gotes. I don't ever post them to keep the value high.
holy shit
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO SUCK MY COCKSUCK MY SUCK MY SUCK MY COCK
>>541014945What does Tenna have to be so upset about dawg?>oh boo hoo my ex left memeanwhile Spamton is experiencing horrors beyond his comprehension and sleeping in a DUMPSTER
>>541021442don't be shy show fujo's pussy
>>541021442Why are they doing that that’s rude
>>541021269He looks like a friendly Italian American plumber who is also the mascot character for Nintendo. Needs to be more obviously british stereotyped.
>>541021442the gang's all here
Is this the VORE general?
>>541021489NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO [[TAKE A BIG SHIT]]
>>541021259I wish I had someone to frot with.
is ramb wearing an apron or overalls
>>541021718could you just fuck off instead
>>541021667VeryObeseRetards,Excelsior!
>>541021718Go to the gay bar and ask if someone would like to touch penises together. It's a solid pickup line.
This might be the gayest Asriel art I’ve seen
Are Rouxls' worms lightners?
>>541021667what?noooo, course not!
>>541022137No, they are just worms.
>>541021495He is experiencing all that because he wanted to, threw it all away because of some literal who on the phone>Get random call>Somehow it was so important that he left his boyfriend>Wiped his balls with the business partnership he was gonna make with said boyfriend>All the luxuries and pleasures in his life didn't matterAlso no one said Tenna was upset, he shouldn't be because he didn't need scumbag parasite leeching off of him. Tenna shouldn't ever have to suffer.
>>541021831I think I would be very weirded out if I were to try to have sex, much less intimate contact, with someone I didn't have a prior connection with.
>>541020270manlet sex
>>541021442so awesome
>>541022269unf
>>541022236This is the purpose of buying someone a drink at the bar, to initiate contact and connection. You can also stand around looking pretty until someone approaches you.
>>541019643>>541020095I don't have a maw fetish but I've always had a penchant for characters with fangs and/or sharp teeth, claws, or extra limbs
true love
How do Kris and Noelle or Noelle and Susie have a baby if none of them have a weiner
>>541021442We still need Deltarune characters if anyone wants to add more.
>>541022371I'm not pretty tho. I'm really fat.
>>541022229Genuinely curious is there any proof they were boyfriends in the game itself? Has Toby confirmed anything?
>>541022371Is it true all you have to do is look like an awkward fuckable twink and some guy wanting some easy ass to plap you is gonna ask you out?I mean the quality itself is not being considered in this case
>>541022629>Kakyoin...>Did you lay this egg?!
>>541022741Anon I'm just joking around with that post but maybe one of the fujos can give you the rundown on the Spamtenna evidence. But no, so far nothing has been confirmed, mostly just alluded to.
goodnight utg
>>541022629But Kris is a boy with a cock anon
>>541022371I wish goat and reindeer anthros were real........
>>541022629Kris will kindly ask Asriel to impregnate all three of them
>>541010032>To obtain the strength, one hero must consign the rest to grave.>Only then, will the worlds be saved.Final TragedySusie wouldn't let it happenKris wouldn't let it happenRalsei wouldn't let it happenCollective fate already decidedCollective responsibility to prevent itMakes Ralsei afraid, doesn't want others to see, being unpersoned makes it easier to deal withMakes Susie crash out, it's been three days since she had any friends at allX Ralsei thought being kind and non-violent enough would change itThis is the only point of failure my theory has. Is Ralsei's bias? Being afraid of (you)r bloodthirst that causes a need to glaze us?
>>541023090sleep tight
>>541000417>>540997475I came back to believeing VessSei after dropping it once the chapters come out. but you can't deny he has a heart shaped hole in his chest and being the discarded vessel that Kris or Dess "colored in " with green crayon and a scribbled Asriel image fits well
If Ralsei is the vessel colored in then maybe Kris can become the puppy anthro of their dreams
>>540997475Where the frick did you guys take these numbers and their meanings out of
THIS IS URGENTI NEED A PICTURE OF BLUSIE RIGHT FUCKING NOWpretty please
>>541021442I'm glad someone is keeping my tenna side profile tradition going
>>541022741no and no, they were never boyfriends just business partners and were successful enough to have a poster together at one point.
>>541022741>>541023086I gotchu fampaithere's another conspiracy board coming up next
>>541023801here's part 2
>>541023914This but Berdly's mom is also abusive
>>541022723Maybe it's because I did several chores around the house that I've been putting off over the past few days but the body image issues I've been pushing down are really surfacing again. I try very hard to not beat up on myself but when these emotions do come to the surface they're very strong. I feel trapped in a hideous gargantuan blob, unworthy of love and affection.
>>541023631blusie deployed
>>541023560from the undertale 9th anniversary newsletter I think
>>541024273the beauty of pipis birth, heartwarming
Toriel's big beautiful goat milkers make my Undertale Hard Mode
>>541024209Someone made a really good comic that I couldn’t be assed to piece together about this. It was about Berdly doing badly on a test but his Mom still gives him a ‘reward’ because “If you don’t care about being successful anymore, then I don’t either. Do whatever you want.”It’s the kind of thing you see and it’s absolutely repulsive. It makes any character it’s applied to immediately more sympathetic.
>>541024246that isn't true anon :(
>>541024623I know I know, it's just the kind of thing that part of my head believes innately and it's all I can do to not make myself believe it every day.
>>541024620i've seen that comic. i can totally believe a mother like that would shape berdly to be the attention seeking lonely boy that he is.
>>541023801>>541024007Oh so its basically in the same vein as the "mad mew mew is trans" thing, extrapolation
>>541024720I understand i struggle with body image/weight issues too but yknow people love you for who you are and we are so much more than our physical shells
>>541022629They rub their souls together and that's how Monster girls can get pregnant from other girls.
kris and susie would watch badlands chugs and go "how do we beat him"they settle on susie holding a open bottle with her mouth while kris elbow drops it from the top of the couch to make the drink come out as fast as possible
toby got interviewed on gameinformer and it costs money to read but all you need to know is that he called his development style stupid and compared it to working a kitchen while his employees make the actual soupalso he said he still has wrist issues and "uses voice-to-text for everything" which implies either he doesn't code or do much or codes with text to fucking speechhttps://gameinformer.com/2025/09/30/inefficient-and-laborious-the-ongoing-path-to-making-deltarune
>>541024970Who is the maniac that pays money for a game news website
>>541024246I feel you, they used to be pretty bad a few years ago and generally I feel alright with myself but sometimes the issues come back and leaves me feeling awful sometimes
>>541023801>>541024007i enjoy spamtenna and all this board does is make the ship look retarded, why the fuck is the undertale anniversary gerson line here when spamton and tenna aren't monsters or humans? why is OP ignoring toby explicitly saying their designs both derive from mettaton and instead say that tenna's design was derived from spamton? why are the snowgrave route things re-written to be about tenna and not kris and noelle?why can't anyone just ship it the way it is now instead of insisting half of this shit is canon when it's extrapolation and rewriting...
>>541025129me bitch, so you better be fucking thankful that i got the fucking gist ready for you because it costs 30 fucking dollars
puts my head in between there like it's a bachelorette party
Spamton x Tenna bullying softporn
>>541024970I can't imagine how exploded fucked up his wrist must be he can't do anything normally anymore
>>541025360cant you do a copy paste or something bro
>>541018271Saved, I knew I could count on you buddy
Just imagined a girl like Noelle that’s super successful, popular, and happy during highschool, looking forwards to the rest of her life, and then years later she’s posting here and a depressed NEET.It made me very sad.
>>541025492movement exacerbates it, resting means not creating, creating means more pain, surely there's surgery for it, but depending on what's wrong with him it could actually make shit worse
>>541025370I will put my head there but only on Tenna, this artist draws yummy TVs
>>541025492it is depressing to think with all his undetale bucks he cant get medical intervention
>>541025663me except I wasn't successful, popular, or happy in high school
I want to be Mettaton’s straight girl friend
>>541025687pretty delicate part of the body unfortunately, guy I watch on youtube couldn't play shamisen any more after getting his broken
>>541025360>30 fucking dollarsChrist alive
>>541025775:(
my wrist hurts from drawing rn stop talking about tobys eternal wrist pain its making me scared
>>541025492Damn I remember reading years ago on the Deltarune update thing that he was "investigating surgery to repair his wrist" or something, guess it didn't happen
>>541025524i guess man sure thing here you go, i didn't proofread so if it's fucked up too bad because they made copypasting this shit incredibly hard on purpose and i can't be assed to try harderhttps://pastebin.com/GgmV8CAn
>>541025663i wasn't happy but my parents made me do a ton of extracurriculars so i had no life, i had friends and good grades, then i decided to go across the country for medical school then i got so depressed someone had to stage an intervention for me and i got sent to rehab dropped out moved back home and work at a store instead of being a surgeon or some shit
>>541024246>Pic relatedAs much as I love my husbando I do like the occasional art of tenna suffering/alone, its a reminder that he's not just a schlickbait character but has more relatable depth. Or maybe I'm just looking too deep into him
>>541026024Nigga how the fuck do you hold your pencil/stylus?? I've drawn for days on end like it's my job and never gotten any pain
>Spamtenna weekIts been Spamtenna day every single day...
>>541026024>doesn't hold pencil in mouth like they do in forbidden horse showngmi
>>541026201there's so much new stuff of them!! yippeee!!! i love ship weeks
>>541026045>In Deltarune, we can’t rely on just tweaking numbers. Everything in the game is simply a container for a never-before-seen gimmick. Every enemy has new bullet patterns, new [actions], every area has new puzzles, etc. I don’t necessarily think this is a good or bad thing, after all Final Fantasies are some of my favorite RPG’s... but the method that I have chosen is not very efficient for development.”no shit, toby>>541026024practice good typing/drawing positions now because there will be a point in your 30s where your body cannot keep up with the way you abuse your joints.
>>541026162If it serves you any consolation, you have far more free time than any surgeon
>>540996656thread's on its last legs posting dinner
>>541026162Not being a surgeon isn’t the worst outcome desu. Surgeons get paid a lot, but otherwise it’s a pretty shit job.
>>541025943Noooo don't rape the dooeeee
>>541025226>why the fuck is the undertale anniversary gerson line hereIt's literally explained here. It doesn't make much sense to include "business partners" along friendships and married couples when that's a very impersonal dynamic, unless specifically referencing Spamton and Tenna's "business partnership">why are the snowgrave route things re-written to be about tenna and not kris and noelle?Because they're narrative parallels. Plus you can't deny the wedding ring linking to the damn you tenna page doesn't have romantic implications>why can't anyone just ship it the way it is now instead of insisting half of this shit is canon when it's extrapolation and rewriting...See I agree with you, people should just ship what they want regardless of canon.But Deltarune is a schizotheory game whether you like it or not. Making schizotheories about Spamton and Tenna's past relationship is tantamount to schizotheories about FRIEND and the implications of the Weird route, because they're all connected.Like, why the fuck does Tenna have that evil fucking video game that instructs the player on how to unlock the Weird Route which he tampered to make a kid friendly version? Does he know about the Weird Route and the prophecy too? Shit like that.Toby is deliberately hiding their past history because it's spoilery, otherwise he would've said more about them already. I'm happy to eat my sock if I'm wrong and we don't get any more of them, but truth be told, their whole relationship is too weird(heh) to not address.
>>541023248LOVE, level of violence, finds its way to the girl. The girl is always destined to be the sole survivor. Ralsei thought keeping the girl non-violent (even if you attack enemies, they run away before you can kill them, unlike in the weird route) would be enough.
>>541026439>>541026594i never even wanted to be a surgeon, or an RN, or anything medically related. i just said yes to my parents always and thus formed no opinions about what i want to be. they put me in tutoring classes as a kid where i was learning college level anatomy. i'm glad i never continued med school because my few college friends are all burnt out and cry about their shifts and i wish they could quit but it's a sunk cost fallacy or some shit
>>541026194how do you hold it and ill tell you how im fucking it upI have a tablet and I draw on that on a slant so I can see the screen, which probably isnt good. also I need to replace my pen nib rn idk if that has anything to do with it but its annoying>>541026427I feel my mid 20s coming on rapidly
>>541026975I've heard that you're supposed to "draw with your arm" and not just your wrist but its a difficult habit to fix when you're so used to drawing with your wrist
>>541026794>It doesn't make much sense to include "business partners" along friendships and married couples when that's a very impersonal dynamicspamton and tenna are not humans or monsters, gerson meant humans and monsters, spamton and tenna are not the only characters who are involved in business even within their own dark worlds. gerson said it to explain that humans and monsters used to work together>>Because they're narrative parallelsjust feels like it's glossing over the actual intention to relate it to spamtenna, you could just say the contract tenna wanted spamton to sign could be like a marriage contract instead of saying the commemorative thorn ring was for tennai'm not even saying spamtenna is baseless i just take offense to some of the shit on the schizoboard because it's less theorizing and more misinterpreting for the sake of a ship when there's already a shit ton to point to the two having a relationship
>>541026975many digital artists give themselves carpal tunnel because they have a death grip on the pen. get something soft to wrap around it, they make jelly pen holders pretty cheap. and increase your pen sensitivity. and do stretches in the morning. and for the love of god SUPPORT YOUR ELBOW STOP HAVING IT HANG AND STRAIN MIDAIR
>>541026889Congrats on getting out, medicine in general is one of those things that you should NEVER touch unless you're very very strong mentally or are truly passionate about it. Studying something you don't want already sucks but doing so for medicine is a thousand times worse. Let's say you're doing it for the money, sure okay it's a lot of money, but how much is that money truly worth it in the end when any semblance of mental health won't exist anymore and you won't even get to enjoy that money anyway? I wish luck to anyone in med school.
>>541019908I don't know Ive just liked shota as far as I can remember and guro kind of just grew on me
>>541026045>One battle might contain a full rhythm game, whereas another might insert a functional roulette machine as a damage mechanic.Which enemy has a roulette attack? I remember Tenna has the rhythm minigame in his boss fight.
>>541026495this damn roast chicken....
>>541020785Kris slaps Azzys ass all the time since, and whips him with a towel when they take a shower
>>541026045>Fox says there will be seven chapters in total.ALERT: EXPLICIT CONFIRMATION THAT CHAPTER 7 EXISTS
>>5410247691/6
>>541026975Drawing at an angle isn't an issue, even professionals do it, and I do too and never had an issue with it. You're probably holding the pencil too hard like >>541027426 says, straining all those tendons for no reason. You need to let the rest of your body do the work.
>>541027496pippins? it's random what number the dice lands on>>541027437there are a lot of psycopaths in med school and i do not use this term lightly at all
>>541027496the mikes on nintendo switch 2 i believe have the roulette attack
>>541026889i got my final math credit in high school in a pre-algebra 2 class
>>541012058this would have been charming except of course the le epic tumblr "get professional help and get on meds xDDD" which not only completely destroys the cute fantastical nature of the situation and makes it 'too real' in a gross uncomfortable way, but as someone who's been CONSTANTLY getting "Profressional Help""and prescription brain-drugs for 20+ years (absolutely NONE of which have helped AT ALL and i feel BY FAR MY BEST when i'm away from all that shit and just focusing on self improvement in my own way) this shit is literally triggering.even for a fantastical video game goat cartoon with and UTTERLY alien condition and reasons for that condition, they can't help themselves but do their gayass little implications that you, yes you, reading their comic, also NEEDS to be on brain melting drugs and talking to godawful insanely expensive shrinks every day to have any hope of happiness instead of ever actually just excercise, sunshine, healthy diet and self-improvement. i fucking LOATHE these roaches
>>5410278582/6
>>541027437A burnt out post resident makes like 400k. Working a light load will still get you 250k. If you can't figure out a way to enjoy the money you're probably retarded IDK. Most jagoffs that went for fields that interested them end up going back to school to be a PA, nurse, or accountant once reality sets in.tl;dr Noelle should listen to her mother
Rudy is the roaring knight its so obvious and no one sees it, its not a twist/interesting if the knight is dess because she hasn't been on screen one time
>>541027437I am a med studentI fucking hate my life right now but there's no going back anymore
I'm so mad I forgot my fucking meds yesterday night I feel like shit right now
>>5410280383/6
>>541028086why does he antagonize his daughter's potential girlfriend, is it a trance type of thing?
>>541028175anon you're always talking about your fucking meds. you know there's other people on here who struggle with medication, and they're not begging for attention.
>>5410282294/6
>>541028085have you ever actually worked in a hospital or are you just basing this off numbers? you think it's a cakewalk?
>>541027892>there are a lot of psycopaths in med school and i do not use this term lightly at allThe medical field, much like teaching and the criminal justice system, often attracts those who want to have power over vulnerable people for bad reasons.
>>541028086Would make sense in a Final Fantasy Tactics Advance way, if being in the dark world allowed him to be healthy.
>>541028085You sound like you've never worked a day in your life. Lmao.
>>541028086Asriel wasn't on screen before he was revealed to be Flowey
>>541028086why does rudy want to kill undyne
>>541024970This game genuinely isnt going to be finished until 2030+. Keep in mind he does not really have employees in the sense they aren't working full time on Deltarune and aren't working together in an office. He basically has a few contract workers he talks to over discord and they're all working on a dozen other projects because they aren't properly salaried employees.
>>541028574the police were stopping his illegal money-making operations
>>5410284085/6
>>541026045who else is excited for deltarune's 10th anniversary to roll past without chapter 5
>>541025360Thank you anon, I hope your credit card charge back is succesful.
>>541028638Where do you see that in the article?
>>5410286426/6
>>541028638Why do you just make shit up?
>>541028817I looked up everyone credited in the game myself.
>>541028642I don't understand, is the logic that she won't feed him any attention from performing poorly so he'll go back to studying then continuing to not give him attention? In which situation does she care as a mother here
>>541028743Why would I be excited for something that isn't going to happen
>>541028857lord am i glad my parents weren't like this
>>541028940she doesn't care, which makes her a neglectful mother
>>541028430I worked in a Manhattan hospital for 4 years.>>541028562God I wish.
>>541028569this was kind of gay in undertale but flowey wasn't inherently mysterious he could have just been a monster flower named flowey, the things in the dark world are a reflection of things in the light so his identity is kind of inherently a mystery because we dont know what the light equivalent is or why hes doing why hes doing, flowey could have just been a dickhead >>541028262doesn't he say he'll kick her ass in the hospital bed?
>>541022158hungry boye
>>541028857gettin some 100gf shizuka and her mom vibes, damn
>>541028940i think the idea is that its kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. there's no way he's eating those pancakes. either basically say something to her face that the situation that has been engineered makes sure that would be interpreted as "he doesn't appreciate what she does for him", or suffer in silence and be below her notice. it's either "tell your parents you dont like them while relying on them" or "shut the fuck up and get back to work with no supper"
>>541028857So does Berdly help Kris hide Susie's dead body/dust in this scenario
>>541027246>you could just say the contract tenna wanted spamton to sign could be like a marriage contract instead of saying the commemorative thorn ring was for tennaI deadass wrote multiple theory posts about Tenna's final contract to Spamton possibly being akin to "marriage", and the end result(the caller leaving) resulted in Spamton having a warped view of marriage and relationships as a whole.Besides that, I don't think most people assume the commemorative ring was a LITERAL physical ring and that Spamton and Tenna were actually married. They're darkners that operate a lot more abstractly, who's personalities and backstories are formed by the sentimentality and memories of the Lightners that use them.Personally I think Spamton and Tenna represent several different relationships in Kris's life that went [South of the border]. From the parents divorcing, to Kris and Noelle's strained relationship after Dess disappeared. Hell, the library laptop was returned presumably when Kris and Noelle stopped hanging out.>spamton and tenna are not humans or monstersIt's dialogue that was added for the 10th anniversary after Deltarune ch3+4 came out. Right after Toby in that stream talked about using your imagination to expand the Underground and create your own stories.Without that context, I think the "business partners" line would be pretty out of place especially put in between friendships and married couples, because it's not that devastating to separate from a business partner.Plus with Spamton and Tenna being Toby's 2 babies dolls that he likes to smash together and make his fans watch, he probably did that on purpose to get the shippers riled up and write a million more fanfics.Of course canonically, they don't exist in the Undertale universe, it's just another way to allude to their relationship in Deltarune(as something more than friendship but not to the level of married partners, probably).
>>541028940I think it's pretty obvious she doesn't care. But with a bit of self-awareness she is aware at least on a pragmatic level the importance of grades and such for future prospects. If Berdly is doing 'well' she doesn't have to care because he's 'fine' and 'succeeding' but if Berdly is failing or slumping on his grades he doesn't care so she doesn't have to. Either way Berdly's mom doesn't have to care. It's fucked up but when your only goal is to minimize your responsibilities as a parent not caring is an easy but irresponsible out for a lack of parenting.
>>541029475okay but the underground isn't deltarune ahhhhh my autism is triggeredddddddd
>>541029406Yeah, it's how abusive narcissists operate. Had a mom like that (my dad had custody, thank god) and fortunately I didn't develop a crippling lack of self worth. I just told that bitch to fuck off, and trashed her house on my way out.I fucking hate women.
>>541028562you sound like an idiot who just does "super hard labor" because it's "cool and epic and makes me a manly man" then complains every single day online about low wages / not enough benefits / how permanently busted your back and knees are by age 30
>>541029583Way to completely assume everything about me and get none of it right. Genuine retard.
question for the pillars. whats your fav ice cream flavor
>>541029784Coffee.
>>541028085>you're probably retarded IDK.yeah i am that's why i became an alcoholic roflmed school is not for me. even if my pay was one million dollars a day i wouldn't do it
>>541029709"h-he figured me out, i better call him a retard and run away....! *sweats and poops my pants*">>541029548>>541028857berdly's mom looks so genuinely sweet and kind, like at least toriel-level without the child endangerment or weird drunk skeleton banging, why do people feel the need to immediately fanonize her into this hateful cold bitch, i swear half these artists have mommy issues so severe it's surprising they stayed alive long enough to make this art in the first place
>>541004978I can partially understand shipping something without getting into the source material the ship is from(like you just want very specific porn and don't care who the characters are).But you absolutely need to be schizobrained to appreciate any Deltarune ship. I don't care if you "watched a lets play" if you didn't play the game yourself, you didn't get Deltarune. You didn't gain any love. You don't have the love to be able to see the truth.
>>541029982Because Berdly is well adjusted, yep
>>541029982No, you didn't figure "anything out", you just fabricated a strawman victim out of an anonymous post without any idea of the original posts tone, nor the kind of person behind it. Let me say it again: you're a genuine retard.
>>541028857What even is the context here, or is it just sad for the sake of being sad?
>>541030119>>541030119>>541030119Migwate
i'm sorry i brought med school up stop fighting it's making me feel sad and responsible for your anger
>>541029286>flowey wasn't inherently mysteriousHe's the only character that remembers your resets, dude. Plus Sans' conversation at Grillby's hammers home that Flowey is weird for people too dense to get it.
>>541030284like I said it was kind of lame even in undertale but flowey still could have just been a monster thats weird and different from the others, hell sans is a monster thats weird but hes just sans, like imagine if it was revealed that gaster was alphys half brother that she mentioned like 2 times in dialogue but hes mentioned in the code bro so its cool. Its just not good storytelling imo
>>541029982Because Berdly is fucked up and socially maladjusted. He's going to be alone and isolated come college. She doesn't even care about him if he's in the hospital we don't hear any lines about her checking in or see her.
>>541030265it's ok babygirl
