Previous: >>541169486>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/2 - Fuji Kiseki (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>lobby fills up instantly>fucker still makes us wait 10 minutes to start the race
THE GOAT
>>541191651I'm looking for an A+ club to join. I'll manage at least 2 mill daily but I have a personal goal of 100 mill for the month. I am pretty talkative and will give shoes.
Thanks Oguri, really cool.
Talking in the Club chat is attention whore behaviour and is just as bad as talking in a club dicord chat
>>541191651Orange!
>>541191534personally I think the main stories of the game are far better than the anime story
>cap speed>710 powGOD i wish i had MLB king
S.maru funds?
>>541191761
>>541191823Getting cozy with your clubmates is based.
>>541191651>Day 1 of the new month>6 members already flatline
she is aware of the hat
>>541191734>3/9 CM room>go to enter>have to spend like 5 extra seconds looking through favorites to find the specific umas>lobby's already full by the time I finish selecting the third
>>541191880S.Spe fund
>>541191942It's even worse when the games keeps resetting your filters for no reason so it takes you ages to join
>>541191880>>541191954What S. stands for
>>541191759the greatest doesn't break her leg and then die.
cheering the bread creator
early CM4 trial38121463testing my """hybrid""" debuffersreusing my CM1 spe
>>541192006Special
>>541192006sex
>>541191880My kitasan rerun stash is at 48k
>>541191880Nyet. Halloween Rice funds
>>541191761Humina humina awooga yes yes breast milkies mommy i like
>>541191808You're welcome!
>>541192041>this is a fat ass in japan
you know she wants the Japanese ABC
>>541192029bwo we need Summer Maru before we can do CM4 tests
Why is Akebono so BIG
>>541191880Digitan funds
>>541192012>two umas required to cover Nice Natie's succubus-tier tummy and navelShe's strong...
>>541191761I think only mares should be given big breasts
>>541192121Better than exaggerated asses that look completely unnatural
Digitan LOVE
>>541192072>self-censoredis this Yakuza-based AIslop?
>>541191942I have like 10 versions of the same ace in my favs and I legit still don't know which one to use
Can i get away with running a wit card in medium CM?
>>541191793>Female
>3 green skills>groundwork>1200 power>turf S>1200 wit>mid race velocity skills>front runner debuffsBuilding a Blockushin is fucking impossible
Which of the upcoming umas are sprinters? I hate every sprinter besides Taiki and Ura but I need them on my dirt team
Part of the crew. Part of the club. I will reach my quota. I will bring fans for my captain. Part of the crew. Part of the club.
Sex and more sex.
>>541192278Blockushin is a meme that only works against people you were probably going to beat anyway if you invested that time into a front ace
>>541192278Groundwork is optionalreal breakpoint is Final corner velocity skill
>Make passable aces enough to crawl your way to A finals>You now belong to the bracket of torenas with average winrate>Bring your Summer Maruzensky out for the final dayRest in pepperoni faggots
>>541192363>100/100>5/5Danchou is gonna be pissed...
>>541192230umas being these super world class athletes and having next to no muscle definition(in the game, some adaptations kinda give them a bit of muscles, some times), being these super skinny japanese girls, is more unnatual to be honest.
>>541192058>>541192181How the fuck are you retards so poor? Did you waste 30k carats sparking Seiun?
>>541192145>qatar prix de l'arcIs this different from the french l'arc or is it just the name?
>>541192145When is that race again
>>541192425Bro I just woke up…
>>541192363Anon... your TP and RP... Danchou's not gonna be happy when he finds out about this...
>>541192041none of this is sexually appealing she looks so tryhard doing erotic dance
>>541192434man, being a trainer is tough
im still torn on pulling for s.maru or saving for rice etc. if i don't care about front runners, s.maru isn't great, right?
>>541192432I love rolling for umas
>>541192145Croix got the second outermost gate, it’s fucking over bros
>>541192432yes. don't be mean
I finally have enough S horses to keep reusing them for future CMs...
>>541192145How do I bet in this
Modest-chested umas deserve love too
>>541192381>implying i will not do the sameheh
>>541192454Same race. Qatar owns France. >>541192524They’re trying to rig this for Minnie Hauk and it shows
>>541191880fuji funds
>>541192432I rolled for these 2
>>541192524>Minnie Hauk 1Can the rigging get any more obvious?
>>541191896The three horsewomen of paizuri titsex.
>>541191880Cafe funds
>>541192029>>541192029one more slotif not im opening to the public
>>541191793Unbricked welcomes you. Unless our danchou has already sent all invites that being said I believe he hasn't.
>>541192515Why not just roll on what girl you think is cutest? I don't care about stats, I'm rolling for sMaru because she's pretty
>>541192145TRUST THE PLAN DURACHADS>>541192454they got sponsored
>>541191651Wow! AlmondLove (A for A rank) is looking for new members! Leave your ID for a fancy invitation! Spots available only for a limited time! Just kidding, we're just B+ rank and you're welcome as long as you don't go MIA or flatline
Are there any comfy A clubs with an active chat and spots still open? I joined an A+ club this month and I have no problem meeting the fan requirements but no one talks in chat and it feels pretty lonely
>>541192454>sponsored by Qatar, represented by the Qatar Racing and Equestrian Club (QREC), is part of the long-standing partnership between QREC and France Galop and is set to continue until 2027.
>>541191880S.Spe wife funds
>>541192606Minnie Hauk is the clear favorite. Maybe they should gitgud outside instead.
>>541192202Fucking love big breasts so much
>>541192606>>541192645>supplemented in the last minute>drawn 1This is bullshit
Glad McQueen’s genes are headed in the right direction
>>541192760See >>541192663Danchou is telling jokes and posts his cosplay in the chat
>>541192645No Arc Winmer has come from stall 1 since 2008, newfriend
>>541192524>gets same second outermost post as chrono in 2021Like (spiritual) mother, like (spiritual) son… Kitamura horses are cursed it seems
>>541192698Sex with Dantsu's tits.
>>541191761i need eishin to drop so i can make this my CM team
>>541191651CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541193017my bro...
>>541191761>>541191896>>541192646>>541192321>>541192434I want to get raped by a fat horse
Every club shilling here needs to include the number of carats earned.Hello we are le casual B+ mambo wwe gibe 1800 caratB club joiners need to know how many carats they are missing out on by joining shitter clubs. This will inspire them to be better and join A or even S rank clubs.
I think only mares (fillies) should be given flat chests
>>541192840My danchou doesn't cosplay. Oi danchou get to it or I'll start slacking
sex with this horse
>>541192760As a backstabber myself, I do not trust someone like you to join my club. Danchou only needs me to get to A+, we don't need another slacker or someone who'll leave at the drop of a hat. I do NOT trust you.
>jungle pocket and Spe genes This is Byzantine Dream’s race
>>541191651
>>541192840> and posts his cosplay in the chatanother one? how many danchuds are whoring themselves for fans?
>>541193089There was some art of BBW Creek with stretch marks and everything and it activated neurons I didn't know I had
MamboMambo
>>541193089I want to be raped with love
>>541192524>Alohi got the best drawIt's over
>>541193240O-matsuri mambo~
>>541193237Creek after she gave birth?!
>>541193017lol why would a horse need glasses
>>541192663>>541192730871840361529Not sure if invite will work when I'm still in a club though, asked to be kicked just now
>>541192973
>>541193098erm mambo upgraded to A THO
>>541193205*brake checks you*
>>541192029I am still building my parent for CM4. Still have to grind a suzuka parent...
>>541192524>As many as 21 of the last 27 Arcs have been won by horses drawn between 1-8 (and 16 of the last 23 were drawn between 1-6)And a traditional humiliation ritual of nipponese umas continues. Hon hon hon.
>>541192730583525363697 promise i won't flatline
>>541193189>wins>roars at the french audience and kicks a mare to death to celebrate
>>541192524CAM ON ALOHI DON'T JOB LIKE ORFE
>>541193351Only end of Season rank matters
>>541193413>>541193318
>>541193183I'm definitely not a slacker, just wasn't a good fit>>541192663I'm off cooldown now, can I get an invite?
>>541192524Is Alohi or Byzantine owned by the King Kamehameha guy? It would suck if the Japanese Prix winner didn't get in Umamusume
My trainer left me for another uma with larger breasts
>>541193620Sounds like you dodged a bullet sis, go find a trainer that doesn't look at their trainees like that.
My trainer left me for a filly
You will never be a real winner. You have no talent, you have no elegance, you have no Golden Generation wins. You are an uma twisted by delusions and narcissism into a crude mockery of first rate umamusume.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your peers mock you. Your trainer is ashamed of you, your Golden Generation “friends” laugh at your pathetic record behind closed doors. Actual first rate umas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even shitters that “wins” look uncanny and unnatural to us. Your brittle facade is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get another trainer to help you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your pathetic race records. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll write a letter, give it to Symboli Rudolf, pack your things, and leave Tracen for good. Your mother will find you, relieved that she'll no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having to play along with your delusions. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your parents names, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you only as the spawn of Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is one which is unmistakably that of a loser.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>541193620we know suzuka
Can i get 30k carats from now till Riko banner...?
>>541193323Dantsu cowsex.
>>541193620Teio...
>>541193525I'm still not sure why they put an actual cow in this game
>>541193765yes
>>541192524It’s probably over for croix yeah. There’s still hope for the other two at least
>>541193740Moderation team this anonymous poster is being mean to my wife.
>>541193765there's a way you can :)
>>541193576thanks anon, on cd for a few more hours though, will accept when i can
>>541193506what dat tongue do?
>>541193745those look hard to race with
>>541193576GO ALMOND GO
>>541193584I want to pull for these 2 banners when?
>>541193740She's just like me, for real for real...
I really hope I don't get got for this
>>541193886No ass, tits or hips...
>>541193879>>541193506Tongue game!Tongue game with horsies that kill you!
>>541192029>>541192029>>541192029savor the age of no front runners...also hybrid aces are a meme mayo's murmur did not even proc they are NOT winning as backups bvo
>>541193991are you blind?
>>541193848That guy is more ham than the actual pig.
>>541193595>Umamusume still doesn't have Sunday Silence or Deep Impact, the father-son leading sires of Japan that elevated their umas to world class levelSo grim
I only have 17k carats now, should I skip the Maru banner?
WTF almondlove's dancho paywalled his cosplay pictures.... now you have to grind 10m fans to access...
>>541191863
>>541193891Where is she going?
>>541193220>how many danchuds are whoring themselves for fans?Its what all danchos do
>>541193595Neither of them are I think
>>541194089give it a cheeky 30pull
the best of both worlds
>>541194110Bob looks like THAT!?
Fuji is ONLY getting 20 PULLS i'm saving for tamamo chud
>>541193838>Treve won from the outside There's no excuse for them then
NO MORE HUGE BREASTS
Why did they flash TM Opera O when they were talking about amending the classics rules, when she loses to Vega/NTR? She was nowhere near dominant as Oguri/Tamamo.
MORE HUGE BREASTS
>>541194467She won the Satsuki Sho tho?
>>541194078What happens when the old fatass Kaneko dies, who do the rights go to
>>541194467cause she won everything else
So I just have to skip summer maruzensky and spark the riko banner instead right?
>>541194508What IS the context for this?
>>541194467Opera was also a country tard who was the first to benefit from the oguri (no cap) rule
>>541194268My bedroom
Well, trainer?
>>541193991>No ass
Clubs? Last 2 months have been 50mil+
>31k carats>want Akebono because sizefag>Condor titties>Fuji tittiesWhat do I do how to cope
>>541194529But the Dahby is peak of the classics? No one cares about Satsuki/Kikuka unless you won all 3.
>>541194759Wait for the all spark banner and pray
i left my club
>>541194467I get Tamamo but you do realize that Oguri is a fraud, yes? Have you looked at her records? Literally just a glorified G2 merchant.
>>541194639air groove was very pent up and rudolf shipped her to your apartment
>>541194639she's cockrating her toreina (me)
I know you'll be able to buy an additional card selector during half anni. But will you be able an additional dupe crystal too?
are you going to eat your veggies or do I have to do "that" to you again?
>>541194945I won't eat my veggies no matter what.
>>541194634do you have kita mlb?
>>541194759doto!
>>541194110Who takes the pictures? And why is it not me?
Come join ButtSweat our danchou cosplays as winning ticket and cries on command and yes, they’re natural.
Hugging King Halo from the back while she's still warm and drenched in sweat right after running with all her might and taking a deep sniff of her nape
>>541195040I’m already a sad autist that doesn’t talk I need happy girls to energy vampire off of through their titties
>>541191793I'm not sure if umaoo still had room.
i used to be in a club called Futa Umas until I had to leave because my friends started playing and made their own club. I miss you Futa Umas.
>>54119188049kI think I'm skipping S. Maru to roll for NN How retarded is this? I reeeally want to MLB my SRs, I'm tired of playing with shit cards.
>>541195037Come join MAMBO
i will not roll meta characters, i will not roll meta cards. i will roll my favorite, i will play with my favorites, if i can't win with my favorites, then i don't win.
>>54119188013313 Carats, gonna pull for Horazensky and propably Christas Oguri afterwardsWhy do some people save for Manhattan Cafe, shes depressing and flat
>>541195117That's a quick way to get beat up, anon.
>>541195079how do you know he does that? sounds like a discord faggot club
>>541194842Ogurin has more wins in G1 and 2 than Tama
>>541194983Nyo I have 1LB kita
>>541194440>(You) will never train herWhat even the point of persisting in this doomed world...
Should umas be bigger?
>>541192524And thus japs will continue to be buckbroken by the frogs
>>541195205but i was told the game is miserable without rolling for the next scenario cards
I can afford borrowing Riko. But how much needed is power Rice card for aoharu?
>>541195208Don't shitpost with my wife
>>541195178It's about the most retarded thing I've read in this thread. Why do you even want the NN card?
>>541192524at least make Minnie Hauk 2 to make it less rigged
>>541195308Because I don't want to roll for Rice/Black Woman, and I want some SRs.
>>541195279only mine
>>541195195What did mambo danchou mean by this?
>>541194807Is that why Seiun Sky is forgotten even though he's a double crown winner but not Spe-chud?>>541194842That generation was extremely packed, Inari One, Super Creek and Tamamo Cross won 3 G1 each and Oguri won 4. Meawhile the classic winners except Super Creek are the true frauds.If Tamamo Cross didn't retire early he would be the best of the gen tho.
what is the relationship between hachimi and mambo? why are these two words in the same sentence?
>>541195279if the horse is big IRL. yeah.
>>541194004>that video where Air Groove can't stop licking her stablehandShe did inherit it...
>>541195362why Rice is cute
>>541195276Just be happy you get to be in the same world as her.
>>541195362So you don't even want her cause she's a good Late Support card and you like Lates? Don't roll for her.
>>541195178Not retarded if you're a latechad and want to keep up, only roll summer maru if you want to be stuck playing fronts
>>541195195is his cock bigger than mine?if no, then I'm not joining
>>541195308LateGODS want nice nature to GAMBLE.
So which of your cm3 aces are you taking out back and shooting with the bolt gun for the summer hag swap in finals? Or are you going to let them fight for their survival and go strictly by WR?
>>541195380
JOIN UMANKO TODAY
>>541195241I’m lying bro I’m just trying to get people to join…
>>541195540I’m skipping Summer Maruzensky… I know… UGH! I know. I’m just not pulling her, that’s all!
>>541191880buono funds
>>541195308You will be borrowing it going forward or you wont be building lates.
>>541195492>>541195493My favorite style is Oonige and nige, but isn't the closest good Front card is like 200 days away?
https://files.catbox.moe/6wd4j1.mp4Was comparing my Spe and Teio and what the fuck this is such a huge burst of speed. I almost feel bad for King Halo
>>541195279yes
>>541195540I'm taking the blockushin off for the swap
>>541195540Swapping her for my Seiun, assuming I manage to build a good Maru in time
>>541194836YOU TOOK ALL OUR PINK SHOESDAMMIT ANON
>>541195540i will use my pace pasa and i will win cm3
>>541195634oops, wrong tickezos
>>541195380>>541195565why they always use the same room and the same bed
any clublets for A+? looking for people who do 1.2m+ daily drop id
>>541195650You will get resources that let you upgrade SRs. Wit Nature is a borrow unless you like Late a lot, roll for Riko if you're that desperate to roll.
>>541195259you have two options>roll for riko, uncap kita to 3LB with the half anni ticket + halloween event shardThe halloween event is 1 month after so that's 1 month of still borrowing kitasan. But on the plus side you get to roll sooner and suffer less.>skipko riko, roll for kitasan rerun for 3LB/MLBThis is 1 month and a half where you'll be just suffering, but unlike the former option you won't be stuck with a worthless scenario card after aoharu and you can use the uncaps to upgrade fine motion or creek.
>>541195849>he doesn't know about the secret dancho sex ring
What conditions should I put for my cm3 test rooms? I've been using Great, but maybe I should test if I still make it in the groups?
>>541195898286908710217 dozo
>>541195987Only the finals matter, you can make it through groups if you just meet the basic stat goals honestly
Which one bros? Running 3 front aces and firm is just there for future CM uses.
>>541194743>>541195898On cooldown for a few more hours
>>5411958985585783449453h left before I can join.
>>541195987I always use normal when I set up rooms. The issue with testing on great is that you don't reveal any potential weaknesses from stats that the uma could face with the 4 other moods.
How do I make Rudolf my gf?
>>541195951>You will get resources that let you upgrade SRs. Any info on when? When I played JP (for a bit) they already had all the cool stuff like uncap crystals.
A bit excessive don't you think?This could've been done over a video call
>>541196046>558578344945sent
>>541195210I'm not going to let go of my beloved sweaty trainee even if she punches me
>>541195665That's so fucking hot wtf
What is mr cock ball like
>>541191880>14k carotsim not gonna make itmaybe i'll just cry in a corner and not roll for her if i cant guarantee
>>541196259fuck bro you doxxed me...thanks, 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8&start_radio=1
>>541196254the visit is just an excuse, she just wants to take you to a place where no one will hear you scream
>>541194726Idk, Curren would let me cop a feel, would she?
>>541196254You dont just introduce your new husband like that...
https://youtu.be/Udm6Q8vqQj0
>>541196328Sexo hair, 10/10 would cuddle
>>541196237I'm not really sure, I think people said they would come during first Ani so around 5 months from now
>>541191880Wish me luck
>>541196284I want to cream that coffee
>>541194726Cause Dia is hotter
>>541193740nah she'll win
How do I avoid getting into an inappropriate relationship with my trainee
Sorry danchud I'm gonna read some stories today instead of farming fans
>>541192524>Aloha has a good spot at 4Seems like the track is going from good to soft. Keep in mind that Longchamp needs a lot more power than jp turf so it's already looking grim.Even Do Deuce and Titleholder couldn't handle soft ground and placed double digits last time.
>>541196625Just say no. They have to respect your rights.
Horses are funni creatures
>>541196112hard choice 1st gets the 3 greens and bonus but low wit2nd not bonus3rd is gambling on groundwork procc. I'd go 2nd personally
ZE NIPPON ARE INAHLING ZE COPIUMWET ZE TURF
>>541196625Stop lusting over your trainee, not that you can manage to do so.
>>541196693>just say nolol
>>541196259hey recognize one of these names looks like he hopped clubs again lole
Wanting your cute little umas to be giant is a very strange fetish
>>541196606you shouldn't be allowed to post here if your height is lower than 185cm
>>541196328
>>541193886torso too longforearms too longworse than sloppa
>>541196514Holy fuck.Well I guess I'll be in energy saving mode for CMs for a long time.
>>541196725Is this Orfevre?
>>541196514You need those to craft SSR sls, so wasting it on SR is a trap that will brick your account.
S. Maru? Not a late surger, skip.Nice Nature wit? PULLRiko? Not a late surger card, skip.Xmas Oguri? Not a late surger, skip.Mejiro Dober? PULLV. Bourbon? Not a late surger, skip.
Golshi appreciation post
Cute dog
>>541196413
>>541196826185cm height, sub 90kg weight and 16cm long cock MINIMUM.
>>541196826It's not my fault god made me a dwarf.
>>541196890https://x.com/keibabookshop/status/1958090313077317912
>>541196254>anime spe>trainer(trainer)>game spe>trainer(husband)What happenedAnim came first btw
You've eaten some bananas today, right?
>>541192524>aloha in the same position as orfevre >croix in the same position as chrono genesisFunny coincidences. Hopefully they both do better than them though
How often do they give out selector SSR ticket? I know there's one for half-anni. Do I really need a copy of Super Creek?
>>541197019if you put another dwarf on your shoulders and surpass the bare minimum then you are ok
>>541196974
>>541197029Cute.
>>541196328The type of person that skips class just because they feel like it.
Do me a favor and check if your CM1 Nice nature debuffer has professor. Thank you, umadachi.
>>541197013isn't 15cm the average?
>>541196991
I only like Maruzensky when she's wearing a bikiniI only like Oguri when she's wearing a Christmas treeI only like Bourbon when she's drenched in chocolate (I can't be bothered to look up her sprite but I swear I like her)I only like Goldship when she's wearing a water gun (thanks to an anon for reminding me how much I liked her)
>>541197278she can't keep getting away with it
>>541197107You need MLB super creek eventually if you don't want to be a second rate trainer, it's useful for any med/long race for a long time
>>541196974That's a cow, not a dog.
>>541197054Why are you so obsessed with Spe being a lesbian?
SEX WITH BOKUMANKOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-TguQB31QpE
>>541197236I thought the same, but apparently there's a lot of people with micropeckers, like 12cm long or so.And they really don't like talking about it, I had a friend who asked me about my cock size, but then avoided answering to his own question after getting a reply.
what's so cute about Variation besides her being a jobber?
>>541197394You could ask the same about Nice Nature
I won't have sex with Teio but I'm going to stimulate her in a way that she'll have a convulsive squirting orgasms over and over again
>>541197394I like her red hair.
>>541197278that's a big bird
STOP GOONINGWe must be better trainers!
>>541197069nyo
>>541197394Have you tried looking at her to start with?
>my suzuka (right) jobs to the left oneI'm sick to my stomach nothing I build worksPower over wit? NopeWit over Power? Also nopeGranted this was a full front lobby but aside from that the ONE time she got angling and her own ult off she lost to a pace pasa by a headNothing makes any sense it's so boringWhat gives?
>>541197394She reminds me of a certain BMS composer who became a VRChatfag
>>541197471I already have a job and it's so good I have enough free time to goon umas
>>541197013how do you measure the cock fairly? The answer fluctuates by a lot depending on the procedure
>>541196725Not a single thought behind those soulless eyes
I wish Super Creek has another rerun, last time I didn't have the balls pull because I don't have enough for a spark
>>541196413SOREWA
>>541197394litterally seething the horse
>>541197394I like her pantyhose
>>541197384>12cm>microIf only you knew how bad things really are
>>541197586I'd say use the least generous method, certainly not from the fucking bone all the way to the end.
>>541197745only childs have less than that
>>541197772What if you're fat
>>541197471Why do women like you hates men who just minding their own business
>>541191880we chillin
CAFE NO
>>541197476Please make ensure you do so to strengthen your mind!
>>541197789Asia. That's all I'll say.
>>541197813then stop being fat
87091187Cm4 test, i just wanna check something out. If possible, bring your CM1 nice nature with you. Or just any debuffer nice nature.
>>541197295True
>>541197840DANCHOU HE IS CHILLING DANCHOUUUSMITE THIS MAN
>>541197745We don't talk about Asians.So many JAVs ruined by dudes with small pps...
What's so good about S.Maru?
>>54119738410cm isn't that small right? h-haha
>>541197850Any good Uma MADs out there?
>+16cm cockI'm a donkey??
>>541197903I assume asian women also have small vags to compensate that
>>541197973>I need to see a big juicy cock to cum
F*ench hors...
>>541198059Yes. Join almondlove
>Slacked off all month>Club crashed and burned>A ton of people left>Can't move to a better one because my numbers are terribleIt's over
What the fuck are you talking about
>>541197914Need one more please. You can even bring your cm1 umas, i don't care.
>>541198060AAIEEEEE POKKE TODAY IS MY FREE DAY PLS LEAVE ME ALONE
>>541198121Find one with open entry
>>541198121I did all this to youWhat are you gonna do about it
>>541197876>Failed wit checkGlue me
>>541194440Even though Croix is a DABIII hors, I really doubt he’s as strong as Treve who was an absolute monster mare winning the arc twice… he’s pretty much doomed in that second outer gate spot
>>541197384bwo actual micro dicks are like 5cm long. You can't even have sex if you somehow manage to find a woman that wants to get fucked.
I think I do a bit better in the girth department anyways15x14
>>541197974She's one of the 2 hottest summer alts and we dont have legend race mission to get her.
>get hot springs ticket for Brian>run ends at URA semis
Dia...
>>541192663>>541192730I'm up for adoption if anyone still has slots open. My cooldown ends in a few hours 973146246568
>>541198059I can't masturbate when I'm sad, and seeing a girl pretending that Daisuke's 6cm monster is arousing is sad.
>>541198126average thread's dick size
Why does it look like he's pimping out Oguri Cap
>>541198339deserved for bullying Rice
Does the club Unbricked still have any open slots left? I would like to join if so
>>541198284So around 4 inches in real units? That's pretty grim yeah
>his dick is 10 chanmis long
>>541198291what's the average?
>>541193838To be fair, Orfevre was in gate 18 and he came closest to winning it from there, until the stego jobber genes kicked in that made him throw that race. He probably would have actually won if he started in like gate 6 or something though kek
french Teio > Teio
>>541198493more like 1-2 inches
I swear I've seen this discussion in every gacha general at least onceI should go outside
can I suck it
Unbricked danchou is bricked up and started asking his bottom earners to crossdress...
>>541198284I guess you will always have the fillies
fuji kiseki would probably have the biggest dick
>>541198640I want to join...
>>541198519Global or JP time span?
>>541198465Because you're messed up
>>541197914spechud game1/2 murmur procs from my """hybrids""" again
>tall girl appreciation derails into dick size discussion wtf is wrong with you homos
>>541198703Yes we've all seen the image.
Trying to build a more universal Mejiro Ryan as a parent for future runs since the one I have is all mile focused. Any advice?
>>541197914why are you guys running cm4 alreadyare there any spreadsheets with whats meta for cm4?
>>541198629no, it's for my trainee only
>>541198492>>541198374Unbricked danchou should be around during reset, I'm not sure if we're expected to be full including invites at the moment
I got a mighty to massage the base of my trainee's tail.
>>541198809tallfags are homowater is wet
My dick is small and micro. Which uma is for me?
Which Uma has the biggest futa cock?
>>541198809t. Dicklet
>>541198573Nobody will argue that
Why is everyone talking about...
>>541198908- >>>541198695
>bakushin runyep time to mute
>>541198908Silence Suzuka
which uma would rob a convenience store?
>>541198908Tama>>541198916Doto
>>541198965I'm not a pedo please give me someone that's more teen or adult.
>>541198908Creek
>>541198908>>541198996kek
>>541198985taiki shuttle is the worst by far though
Anon.You haven't met the quota. Put it on...
>>541197745Hold your horses, i thought my dick was small at 15cm what the fuck some people have 10 or less????
>>541199076stop trying to push this dancho and get in the suit or else
>>541198871871840361529I can do around 1mil a day
>>541199032I guess Tamamo Cross, the malnourished adult fits your requirement.
>>541198858we just wanna have the feel of winning as late/end one last time before the frontGODS dominate us
>>541199118yeah, they are called women
>>541198998nakayama festa
>>541198703
any /v/ club members here, looking for guild, that nigger janny is dilating again. got a warning AGAIN
>>541198817Dont bother you want Dober as the parent and Ryan as a grandparent
THIS FUCKING GAME. Thanks for jumpscare.
In one hour the day 1 chronogenesis numbers will be dropping
Mares are dangerous and a bad influence
Fucking bullshit
>>541199334threesome with Teio and Paris Teior
>>541199334and water is wet
>>541198817Train umanko kinniku
wife groove
>>541199064her engrish was unironically a big reason I started playing this game
>>541198916
>>541199405She calls me imbecile for no reasonWhat does she want
>>541199497TUURRAINNER-SAN!VICTORY!it did start growing on me honestly while doing parent runs as her
>>541199169I've dropped a message asking danchou to check the thread. I'm just a mere member so can't do much else.
Maruzensky is too young for me. Give me a REAL hag horse!
>>541199394why did the artist make Ryan ugly?
>>541198476/uma/ is a pro-bullying general
>>541199534Dick
>>541199667Thanks anon I appreciate it
>>541199784yes
>>541199216
Check out my umahttps://x.com/Maiger_/status/1970673083792138605
>>541199784Why did she job to Twin Towers
>>541199534To become better. To improve. To be the man that you always could be. She believes in you.
I bully Venus Park with my cock
>>541199270Fuck. And that's not till January I think
>>541199784no...
>>541199868Digitan would accept a threesome if it's with another uma
eclipse first, the rest nowhere
Suzuka sex
>>541199889that ass shake from the start is from the game?
Kitasan Blacked
>>541199234anything????
Do clubs climb ranks in real time or they only change at the start of the month? Also does the reward given is based off the rank at the end of the month?
>>541200139Thanks for making Horny
>>541200103yee
>>541200139Rice wouldn't do this
>>541200164real timeyes
Here's your umas!
>>541200164Wanna add to this anon’s questionIs it total fans ever or fans gained in that month?
>>541200223what live?
>>541196826You heard the him, all of you manlets start putting on the dresses. Cock inspection day is tomorrow.
>>541200257Monthly fans only
ANY OPENED CLUBS???
>>541200245Wow, that's terrible.
Suzuka’s tiny little pathetic acorn dick that makes her moan and whine when it shoots two tiny poots while she’s having her asshole ravaged by a real cock.
>>541200320another shirt Suzuka wets with her fluids
>>541200419No I don't think she has that
I never rolled for any horses in this game any must haves soon bros?
why are you like this?
Bakushin...
>>541196826Rice owes me rape for talking to ningen
I just started playing yesterday and every guide says I need to pull for a kitsan black if I want to play this game seriously. I then found out they removed the banner that has that support card and now I'll have to wait for a rerun of that particular banner. Should I just wait to spend any carrots until the banner returns or am I just fucked?
>>541200487Roll with the you’re heartdick
>>541199746that's his shitty paintover 3d style
>>541200592Like what
>>541200618Just borrow her, you can make due with SR speeds
>>541200618You can borrow that card from other players who have the max upgraded version. It's a gacha game. It will do what it can to get you to spend money.
>best run so far>neither Turf or Mile SDo I have a chance? At least B finals?
ANY CLUBS PLEASE???
>horses are dumb>umas are smartExplain
Come join HonseFunYour luck will increase by 30%
none of the umas i'm interested in show up for another year at least. this is painful.
You won't forget to pull for her, right?
>>541200745>umas are smartmost aren't
>>541200721Shill yourself like you're the club bicycle
>>541200624I get my off rate up dickrolls when I pull for metaIt is writtenI'll get Opera Seiun AND Brian in that banner and I'll show it too
>>541200745>umas>smartLmao
>>541200745If umas were smart they wouldn't need trainers, so clearly that's not true.
>>541200721why do you have a name
>>541200745they are still half human, they can reason but still can't control their instincts sometimes
Mare pussy~
aoharu hai? I only know of unity cup
the toned legs of an uma...
>>541200245I usually like tomboys but Vodka's design just looks kinda stupid to me even with the normal pallette, shame that despite being one of the most dominant mares IRL in game she's kinda completely carried by the rivalry with Scarlet
>>541200886
>>541200858that's umamusume A
>>541200813>>541200858
>>541200487only must haves are if you plan to play competitive meta fronts then it would have been sky for parenting and upcoming SMaru. Anything else is if you want to run in a style or obviously looks cool and you plan to run her alot
>run going extremely well>random slacker event one turn before summer camp>procs slacker on 3 out of 4 summer turnsI love when a single thing completely destroys a run and you've now wasted half a fucking hour for nothing
>>541200323i forgot...
>>541200923all that aura walking just to succumb to the trainer's dick
ABANDON PARENT RUNACQUIRE ONSEN WITH TOMBOY
>There's a secret highlander tech for cm4I wonder if toobers will start spamming vidoes about it...
>>541200886Last thing you see before she drags you to hell
Does guts Vodka a meme or actually work?
>>541201082she looks happy
>>541201093>highlanderRicebros it's our time
>>541200985I have an opening tomorrow, come back tomorrow around this time after you leave your club today
>>541201093is this the gimmick the discords been chatting about? if it's anything of value it'll come out. Far as I see it they're trying to get groundworks on a non front and use the perk to get up the hill to postion better.
>>541201165sometimes I wonder if umas that do this actually don't care if their trainers get fired
>>541201027God these are so good.
is x-mas oguri even that good or does she get powercrept quickly
>>541201093Is it Daiwa slingshot 3?
>>541201321They are vile succubi why would they care
how will cygames solve the global bot problem?
>>541200704>>541200703>cost for Black is 50k-250kAnd this cost is per use?
Curren emptying your balls and wallet
>>541201361she stops being meta when red skills come out around the 2nd anny
>You NEED to pull for Riko
Why do all you fags harass danchou? I thought this behavior was only for gun faggots general and their platoon drama.
>>541201416it's free to borrow cards
Don't trust the succubus
Forever Young will win the Breeder’s Cup Classic and finally earn his spot in the game…
>>541199784Rice Shovel, friend of shovel dog.
>>541201416You mean to level it? That's just one timeAnd support cards don't cost anything to borrow
>>541201471Rice is there, so yes, retard.
>>541201093There's only 1 uphill in the race and it's just before the final spurt I think. Pretty obvious highlander will be a good skill.
>>541201478>t. danchudI am gonna do 3 Haru Urara runs today
>>541201478>gun faggots general and their platoon drama.It's funny how farming fans feels less like a chore than gunsnore despite taking 10x more time.
>>541201675I wish my members were doing 3 Urara runsBut no they do 3 Team Trial runs and call it a day
I am not playing today danchou...
https://youtu.be/Fz9M27-ZSJI
I do 1 career run a day. Is there any casual team for me? My current club is dead
>>541201596Bro or Breed?
special week more like special fatass
>>541201471Concentration is op even this cm, just that nobody has tazuna (even if i spent 160 rolls on her…)
>>541201479Wait, really? I know there is a daily limit of 3 cards you can borrow but it looked like there was a monies cost to use them as well and the cost looked like I would have to grind monies to borrow said cards. Cool, gonna spend all day rerolling for SSRs then!
When grass wonder talks I want her dead
Why is El Condor Pasa so vulgar...? This is a vulgar way of saying "No Fucking Way!" in spanish, pedo means fart
Give me Curren. No, not that Curren. The OTHER Curren.
1 mood down for 25 guts is a good deal
>>541201921there is NOT a daily cap on cards you can borrowthis is only for the friend parentsmonies cost is for the friend parents too
when will they increase this limit
>spurt doesn't get inherited from my sparks>hishi amazon SR hints give me pace chaser savvy 4 times in a rowthe hishi amazon card is so fucking shit it's unreal
>>541201871Holy Sirius
>>541201935Haz tu trabajo, entrenador, hijo de puta.
>>541202047You should transfer them all right now
>buy long shot>1st favorite>2nd favorite>3rd favoritewhat the FUCK train your aces better REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>541201879breed your bro
>Fuji>CondorMy heart is calling for breasts but which
Kingu is such a baddie
>>541201934How would she feel if she heard you say that?
FUCK Teio!
>>541202075I only recognize one word here, but that's more than good enough to understand what you're saying.
>>541202172Like bareback and repeatable?
>download voice pack>get kissedWhat a deal
>>541201873HonseFun! Come on in
>>541202146I need to figure out how favorites work before my oshi comes out
I'm gonna visit a race track when I go to Japan around the end of the year
>>541198695>That pic.Makes me feel like a child in a candy store.
>>541202526
>>541202526Or an old man in a candy van
>>541198695fillies....
ihatethisgameihatethisgameihatethisgameihatethisgame
>>541201424Is that the evolved skills?
>>541202703Hold on to it
Top Gun seems like she’d be a size queen
>>541202703Fug.
>>541193437
The side dishes are so cute.
>>541202703guts game
>>541202492>middle of the pack>3-5Hmmm.
>>541202880Big feesh
>>541202172If you can't breed and impregnate your bro and hug them until you fall asleep, they aren't your bro
>>541202703Isn't URA 3* arguably on par with a good blue spark?
do you guys self-insert? how much? i like imagining myself as some autismo that keeps making goated umas but just mutters to himself "not good enough, next" and avoids intimate moments cause they take too long
>>541191880I have around 21k and I'll roll Gold City if I have enough
How would Kitasan act if you pursued her aggressively?
>>541202880OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>541203028She’d rape you
>>541202704yes, a few umas like Taiki and OG Maru get giga buffed but for most it's just a minor upgrade
>>541203002>uma comes to you in an emotional heart-to-heart>"Skip.">"Uh, what? Trainer-san, are you okay?">"SKIP!"
>>541203002Yesan unhealthy amount but it helps me with writing
>>541201817That's okay. We needed more room in the club anyway.
>>541203002i try not to. but when I see Tachyon x Torena art I fold.
>>541202047No idea when but in JP you can spend carats for slots. Not sure if the base goes up
>>541203173What are they doing in front of a such huge audience?
Browse the thread for gaming tipsNow I have an erectionThanks a lot you bastards
>>541202880>>541203052What is the fish genner's endgame
fucking FATTY
El Masochist Pasa…
>>541203351Until you like it.
>>541203173This anon cums when he hears "Tore-chi~!".
>>541192007
>>541202703seriously 3 pink, some race sparks and 3 ura
>>541203334I didn't ask you about that but you should get that checked out by your sister
>>541198695>>541202620Making fillies with the fillies
>>541203284Having sex. You don’t have stage fright do you? Can’t you confidently please your woman in front of others?
>>541203459What if Belno was my sister?
>>541203423I think that's the wrong doctor.
Wtf were getting both FREE card SSR and FREE Uma SSR?WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95QCu0Zua38
>>541203002Yes but only when it involves ShakurOtherwise I just imagine myself as something like Creek's trainer
>>541203384Glue'd
>>541203512Hook me up with your sister, bro.
>>541203459Didn’t realize she was this big
>>541203002There's like a billion trainers, so no.
>>541203158>get hot spring ticket>torena suddenly regains consciousness
>>541203634Like I'd share
hon
nice
>>541203402You're not wrong
>>541202172you will never have a bro classmate that let you touch her tits when you are drepessed
>>541203497If it's a random umawhore then sure whatever, but if it's the one for (me) then I wouldn't want anyone else seeing her in such a compromising position. I'm one possessive trainer
>>541203002No, I personally find self-inserting really cringe
It's a new day!
>>541203880playing this game in the first place would be seen as really cringe, bro
>>541203002>do you guys self-insert?Of course>how much?Every career is a new life
>>541203916when's fuji
Morning!
thanks for the reminder goldship, indeed i will be renewing my wholehearted support
WHERE ARE THE NEW MISSIONS??????
>>541203002>do you guys self-insert?yes>how much?it depends the day but it usually ends with marriage
>new club doesn't spam Haru Urara as soon as reset hitsshould I look for a new club?
Don't kick me danchou I'm starting a career right now
fuck off retard
>>541203113My Taiki quivers in anticipation.
>>5412039947 hours.
>>541203992There's no need to hate yourself so much, anon. Just accept it. Being cringe is fine.
>>541204045DANCHOU GET THE SHOTGUN HE'S RIGHT HERE
>>541203994This is just Ako in her dress, disgusting
PRAISE JESUSI MADE ITI THOUGHT I WAS GETTING DEMOTED BY BEING STUCK AT 480K SINCE THE RESET
>swap my old ass SR Mayano for Kitasan>190 FPhuh? I guess all those Kitasan owners are gone and her demand is high again
>rainbow from daily single pull>heart stops>it's Special Needs again
>>5412039945 minutes
@KUZUMI777 sensei the GOAT
>>541203002I don't. I am just fan that enjoys the spectacle. I really wanna watch the France cup race thats coming up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSYJJB8-wsgVery funny, this channel
>>541204204explode whore
>>541204093I didn't waste energy have mercy danchou...
>all shoe donations done for the day in a few seconds Feels almost as good as umanko
>>541204204wanna trade?>>541204049
>>541203002Yes.Sirius's story makes it easy because I'm also a spineless zero test loser who can't make choice for himself.
>>541204026you deserve better
>>541204270where in the world you get that low res ass pic
>>541204230what did currenchang mean by that
>>541199534maybe you were an imbecile have you considered that
>Day 1I'm looking for an A+ club btw
>>541203940>played this in public>hot girl talked to me about how she loved this game tootastes have shifted its cool to like "quirky" "weeb" games that popular streamers also played and made cool and not cringe to enjoy
>>541204204>>541204049If I do my daily and get Rice Shower, I will buy the pack and destroy you in quota, danchou.
>>541204457why she hit that >:D
>>54119953411 kids
WAKE UP
>>541204504Why don't you ask for an S+ club and a handjob from Air Groove while you are at it?
It's new day des!!
<:D
>>541203782are these the frog horses that mog the Japs in L'Arc?
>>541204631
>>541199534that's just a kink she has, somehow she loves whenever you act like that
>>541203028She will want to go out with you
>>541204680Yes, Benis Park, Mountjew, and Rigatoni
>>541204374>self-inserting is a SEAnig copeOh, I see. We're being invaded by people who absolutely want to make this general worse.
>>541203002I self insert as McQueen and imagine the trainer fucking me.
good morning, does anyone have the video where matikaentannhauser says "matikanetannhauser desu"?
>>541204520PLEASE RICE I AM NOT A BAD TRAINER
Tomboy pits acquired
>>541204634how did you get this picture of me
>Everyone rushing to finish farming event points borrowing GolshiThanks for the FP ya slowpokes
>>541204793based
First day in the guild and I already requested dirt shoes yuh-uh
>>541203028She could call the uma police.
>>541203002Yeah, I'm Gold Ship but with a large horse-futa cock and two orange sized nutshttps://files.catbox.moe/368blc.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_mnZ21P8ZEHAYAYAKKO HONSE! VERY CUTE!!!
>>541202703you will be able to reroll the blue bro
>>541204792Probably from the hoyo generals. Those shitholes are the only places I’ve seen that use that weird ass cope
>>541203028>>541204771quick reminder that she falls in love at first sight
>>541204837>I'm Gold Ship but with a large horse-futa cock and two orange sized nutsYou mean there are other kinds of Gold Ship?
>>541204828What would the uma police do other than help an uma rape their trainer?
>>541204026>reset >mad rush for donations >wall of ohayo spam this is what treinas were made for, settle for nothing less
>>541203997They need to tweak this too
>>541204429Not an Oguri fag but she looks cute here
>>541204916I honestly wouldn't put it past those Chinese. The Chinese are soulless bugs who don't believe in anything, they just attack whatever the hivemind tells them to attack. They're like AI bots.
>>541205048oh so you're just a regular fag
day 1 GAWDS
Sex with Oguri in exchange for a buffet trip (the buffet is only $20 but she doesn't know it's that cheap)
>>541205060Nice delusions, chinks are mostly ML.
>>541204635
>>541205048Oguri Plap
>>541205183Are mostly what? Speak up, chink.
>>541205183man lovers?
>>541204429cute outfitsoguri would just stand around the confections table the whole time at the partybelno light would be getting railed (by me) in a side room
>>541205171more like she doesn't care, she gets you and tons of food
>>541205124Kitasan rerollers in shambles
>>541205124Please think of all the Kitasan rerollers
>>541205224Master Love.Harem self inserters.
Which SR card is safe to cleat? I need to buy the monthly SR ticket and pray for Sweep Tosho
>>541205312I guess a Chink bug would know, lol
>>541204026yea
when do the new missions start
>>541204923Prob not, having a 16+ incher dangling down there suits her so well
>>541205332roll a tenner these are all situationally good
>>541205332Biwa and Daitaku
>>541205124didn't reroll on KB just started late....
>>541205412when in doubtadd 7 hours to daily reset
>>541205443with this post you have not only proven yourself as a chink bug but also you have shown that "seanig" is a deflection you use because they are the only type of lifeform lower than a chink bug, lmao.
>>541205124>86/100 I joined late enough to miss the spe welfare but early enough that I didn't kitasan reroll (I just got her maxed in 400 rolls natty)
stonks still rising
>>541205332All of those are decent. How are your wit and power holding up, you could nishino or dober
>>541205458same, I was annoyed for a while I missed out on the free special week but I've gotten a good speed deck since then
I think my club is dying... We fell off really hard this month.
>>541205534judging by that long-ass reply I guess I hit the mark
>>541205214:(
>>541205262Imagine what you could get with 150 carats! You might even get a Kitasan!
>>541205610Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di ZaoYu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
What skills / parents to take for a pace chaser this CM3? Thinking of attempting a Fuji Kiseki Ace.. or would it just be better to build her as a Late Gamba
>>541205419>>541205434>>541205569hm, thanksmight wait a bit then, I have a month to decide and I might get some random SR during that time
>>541205568>date acquired 20th September>>541205608Yeah mine is falling off as well, got 504th to boot. Any A+ around willing to hold a spot for me? got 59 mil last month.
>>541205665BEGONE FOUL TEMPTRESS
>>541205124tfw not even a reroller but I was extremely casual at the beginning and late to the party
don't tell danchou but I give up on careers that fail to inspire groundworks
>>541205610>that reply>longNot just a chink, but a zoomer too…
>>541205671Just go late
>>541205568You got 400 FP for 20 players? I got 400 for 25 players. I've been scammed.
Stop SLEEPING danCHUD they're taking all the active members!!
>>541205837It means 25 players borrowed a total of 40 times (they will borrow more than once a day)
ok but why did they give Fuji Kiseki such a exposed chest
>>541205842Why is he like this?
Feels good being in a chill B+ club.
Any A club here hiring after purge???
>>541205904Because I asked for it.
>>541205904why not
>>541202457I'll be there tomorrow, I need to wait out the cooldown
>>541205842
OF COURSE i get this shit on a meme run with subpar cards
I always read this like michael jackson
>>541205928He wants a third A rank to match his Neicha's records>>541205997DO SOMETHING DANCHOU
>>541205904>POV of someone who plays Uma musume out in public with the volume on
>>541204837I hate that the most degenerate horsecock faggots are latched onto my favorite uma. can you clowns go back to MLP or wherever you came from
>>541205997almondlove danchud after his crossdressing gig is exposed
>>541206147it's probably because she has the biggest cock
>>541201471That would be 800 stam with Riko.
>>541206125>plays Uma musume out in public with the volume onBut Suzuka's low-energy moans...
>>541206125Who even cares about this? I have played Uma at my desk at work (with the brightness down)
>>541206108>POV of salaryman ojisan the morning after his nightly pickup of EK at the train station
>>541206151>tfw ywn experience this with an umawhy even live
>>541206147Sorry, she's way too cute...Also this >>541206212
Anshinzawa really came in clutch here.Perfect timing.
>>541205995Awesome sounds good
>>541206108>Torenaa. My monthly pass is expiring...Sight. Umapuss is not free.
test
>>541205124glad i saw this post, ive been wondering this whole time how far behind i was, i'm at 93/100. only a week not bad. wish i had started day 1 cause i didnt finish the special week card
what if I had sex with admire vega
Have you finished training your aces?
>>541206125i do my career runs on public transit with my phone at max volumealso im a dirt shoe requester btw
>>541206380She's not that big.
Rolled my Fuji already
>>541206486Why do they call her Ayabe I only saw her in currens story and they call her that without explanation
>>541206519no, I don't have the resources to train vodka so I've pivoted to oguri
Fuji when exactly?
>>541206590AdmeYA BEgaAYABE
>>541206571Explode!
>>541206108I would spend unholy amount of money for Helios enjo kosai
>>541206639Everytime someone ask for Fuji's release it gets delayed by another five minutes.
>>541206548test 2
you're going to bring your fav to the cup, right?
>>541206380Did it work?
>>541206519I don't even know what you're talking about and what we should be training aces for
>>541206015holy fuck thats the fattest inspiration i have seenpost parents
grass.. that's not.. the right inherits :(
>>541206717of course. my favorites are bakushin, grass wonder, and vodka, btw.
>>541206519Tried few runs and got bored so, no. Might do a few runs if I feel like, but otherwise not going to bother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKI_rPsnLJwUmas for this feel?
>>541206717Yes actually even though my other honses are built infinitely better and my win will certainly be thanks to them
>>541206758cancer
>>541206717my favorite is goldship
>>541206717I will try one more time
>>541206671I don't like this abbreviation
>>5412066396 and a half hours until Fuji Kiseki!
>>541206519im still trying to get a seiun with groundwork
>>541206380>>541206692Sex
>>541206972at this point just borrow it bwo
>>541206717My fav is not out yet
So close
>>541206717As the MIGHTIEST MILER of course I will.I wasn't gonna win anyway.
>>541207010noi will make a 9stam seiun groundwork if it's the last thing i do.
>>541206680t.
>>541206931they even localized it like that it makes no sense
>>541206717She's not in Global yet but I'm definitely bringing her to every CM cup after she arrives. Until then, I'm gonna use my 5th favorite Narita Taishin for every CM.
>>541207119He looks like he's ready to begin Rice Shower's training.
proud to not be a soulless kita reroller
>>541207283>>541207283>>541207283
>>541207165wasnt her name AV? and then NTR together
>guy on my friends list swapped perfect affinity late surger maru parent for shitty 5* groundwork maru with no ura or blues
>>541207336?
>>541207348its for all the front runners who need red shift please understand
>>541204883hayayayayayayakko
>>541206717I trained up King Halo for that exact reason. But my #1 fav Nature is for next CM
>>541206779parents weren't actually great. besides the 12 ura finale sparks in total
>>541205332none of them
unlucky, no good skills
>>541203262Ardan SeXXX
>>541204803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E
>>541206717I have 32 umas and I'm going to run different umas each CM until I ran everyone (with maybe some exceptions where I don't have enough left with needed aptitudes remaining, etc).
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