Previous: >>541207283>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/2 - Fuji Kiseki (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Look at this cutie
ButtSweat is recruiting! Chill /uma/ group that only asks for you to play the game; no quota, kick after 7 days (or if you literally didn't play at all other than logging in at the end of the month, I guess).We sometimes even chat in-game! That's apparently an attractive aspect, I vaguely remember from last month. Not sure why.
>>541228262what a slut
158 minutes until Fuji Kiseki!
>>541228262squeezing nice belly!!
>>541228138Estrange pulls out of L’arc this Sunday, who was in gate 18 (outermost gate). Croix du Nord, who was in gate 17, has the worst gate in the race alone on the outside now.
>>541228262>>541228392Why is natie such a whore? She should really know better.
>>541228392HOLY FUCKING SEX
>>541228262
>>541228228RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO
When is the Rice/Rico banner?
>>541228262>>541228374>>541228392>>541228524>insanely sexy and SUPER MEGA CUTE>annoying voice
>>541228414
>>541228591leave this thread and repent for your sins
>>541228591i'm trans btw if that matters
>>541228591First time?You should look up some season 1 clips.
>>541228591But enough about Sweep.
>>541228591Gay
>>541228561
I love my umadacchis
>>541228262Oissu
Talk me out of rolling Gold City, she's too sexy and cute
Yup, I still love Pocketto
>>541228296
The sluttiest whore only for (You)
>>541228668oy vey the nipponese know, shut it down>DAS RIGHT (x1)
F2P here, I need to pick 3 of these 4 honses to make my cancer team. Who gets left out?
>>541228758Pokke wants you to put it in
>failed training at 0% and like 60 energy??????????
>>541228718ReminderI want to play the tongue game with Aie Groove
>>541228698More than aware of this annoying lil fuck. Difference being that I don't care much for the fake Mexican.>>541228778Listen to that high pitched voice. Imagine the sex
>>541228719Destroy these things with a billion missiles and bullets
My name is Kitahara and here's a picture of my two wives, my uncle, and (Me).
>>541228668>Japs already assuming they're going to lose and posting copethis is why they deserve to losethey don't even have faith in their own horses
>>541228778I think you mean TOTALLY RAD
>>541228756Take me out of rolling Gold City, Where here ass is clean and her pubes are pretty,I want to (please) take her home!
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541228984>That super cute Bel>That swagger as hell UncleWhat a great image
>>541228591why are you gay
>>541228985it's RIGGEDand you know it!
>>541228836Ay Tone, how come there are examples of inherited behavior in every single animal species but for humans it's nonexistent and purely how they were raised?
>>541228718Why don't he even touch the horse back?
>>541228973
>>541228756can't, she's pure sex
>>541228984belno sex
>>541229164Gotta look cool for the TV.
>>541228756Personally I'll be rolling for Gold City, Summer Maru/Spe, Summer Sweep SSR, Doto, Eishin Flash and Nice Neicha wit.
>>541228796ECP
GOLDSHI GAMEFUCKERSGOLDSHI GAMEFUCKERSGOLDSHI SHINSHI
Any A rank clubs with an active chat still have spots open? I pull ~1mil fans daily>captcha: 0RPG
Juice that makes you roll for Gold City
>>541228984Roppei stanced up here damn
>>541228984For me, it's brat Belno
VodCUTE
>looking at my Puma flip flops from an angle and read "UMA" >see some ad about blockchain and read "BLOCKUSHIN" instead>more and more news about local horse-racing appearing on my browser
>>541229489Gold City says YES to trans rights!
>>541228296let me in
POST YOUR UMA WIVES NOW
asfjkasojifeoisaefjolijasefoiiosefajp;foasejiuibpzxcfv
>>541229560Congratulation anon, you're now in "The Zone"
>>541229489Tachyonchads will roll for Fuji Kiseki instead
>>541229679oh no she has ligma
>>541229668
>>541229489look at these fucking DYKES!!!
>>541229731
>>541229668What if I don't have an uma wife?
>>541229560https://youtu.be/BEsAtCPVPBU?si=Y7RZ8WzKwAEdDepx
>>541228296Join Buttsweat and get access to 3000 points on the McDonalds app.
>>541229668This is my wife and I love her so much!
>>541229882
gold city hates f2poors and will only come for middle-aged salarymen rolling with paid carats
>>541229560This is only the beginning.
>>541229668Narita Top RoadFuji Kiseki Meisho DotoRhein KraftNorth Flight
>>541229489seeeeeeeeeeeeeex with milfs
>>541229949THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE THERE'S MORE OF YOU HIDING BEHIND SPOILERS
>>541229560You seem easily influenced anon. Have you ever tried sissy hypno?
>>541229668she makes me /calm/
>>541229836Been getting my fair share.
I want to hug little Sweepy and tell her that everything will be fine. The nasty green vegetable won't hurt you, sweetie.
>fail 3 trainings in a row>all of them with >5%>100k to get last golshi cardi'm getting kinda tired of this game, feels pretty unrewarding and takes to much time
>>541228591her voice is pure love https://files.catbox.moe/b2zpro.mp4
You DID meet the day one quota, right /uma/?
>>541229949is there a way I can turn a song into bird chirpingasking for a friend
>>541228296How sweaty is danchou's butt though?
>>541230109Bro, she'll get solid shits and haemorrhoids...
>>541229498Musaka da
>>541230227Grab the bird opera image and convert it to audio then proceed to ear rape unsuspecting people.
What the fuck???? This all happened in the space of 3 turns.
>>541228758I will take Pokke's first time
Word has it that if you join HonseFun now and gain exactly 777,777 fans over 3 runs using any uma, Cygames will come to your house and give you 30 million carats for freeTry your luck, have fun, have shoesWord also has it that if you leave your umas alone for several days that Cygames will burn your house down so don't do that
she won't come to global in 3 years, right?
>>541230065
>>541230425who is this semen demon?
>>541229517What happened ?
>>541230368japanese school is hard bro...
>>541230065I've only had mcdonalds twice in my life, what's it like nowadays?
Cute!
>>541230031Evil ass rape horse
whos your favourite cunny horse? mines nishino flower
>>541230545I had to click recreation 7 times this run...
>>541230065How much do you weigh? Unrelated to your image of course
>>541229668My wife is currently with her stalliont. Taishinchad
>>541230632
>>541230591Ramonu???
>>541230515corrupted by the big city
is it worth to open a club instead of making it request/invite only if I'm just a B/B+ rank club?I don't want absolute leeches, no requiremets besides login and trading but If people is at least bothered to request they are better
>>541230591Why is C.B there? She only shows up for like 5 pages in the entirety of CG
>>541230065local anon dies of heart attack. His parents "I have no idea how that happened"
>>541230557Very clean, the McDoubles are probably the best item at McDonalds simply because they've never changed.
>>541229731this kind of image is why I adore 2D woman like her so much. extremely sexy and mature
>>541230049I tried but I'm too tall and my dick too ugly, can't immerse into it properly
>>541230515The power of the big city...
>>541230065What do you even get at mcdonalds? The few times I go everything but the ice cream is unpalatable >>541230713Na, i'd win
>>541230368C-Comfy game
>only three currently available umas won the Yasuda Kinen IRL>I don't have one of themthere goes my plan for CM3
>>541230791nah never open
>>541230824mm.. i want a birgir now
>>541230632Does rice count? I feel she's the uppermost I can consider cunny and she's an imoutowife, if not then tosho because she needs rape correction
>>541230614Yeah sorry that was me. She picked up all her tricks from me when I raped her.
Why is there so much JP/KR Fenomeno/FemTore art?I mean, I do like it, but it's a little mysterious
>>541229517I want Super Creek to crush my head with her leather pant
>>541229586Welcome!>>541230284Depends on the time. Can't be full sweat non-stop, for better or worse.There's peaks and valleys, and both can be intense. A truly wild ride.
>>541230648120lbs, I am not fat if that's the implication. >>541230854Depends on what I'm in the mood for. I like Big Macs, McDoubles and the chicken nuggets. I just abuse in app promos >>541230814Surprisingly, my healths pretty good.
>>541230425what event is this so I can search for the training animations on youtube?I hope someone did Teio's =d
>>541229338
>>541230943rice is an adult
>>541231021real shit anon
REMINDER: I love you
>>541231017I need a Sugar Ramommy
>>541229668>my wifeNice Nature>literally meAgnes Tachyon>Our obvious daughter that we're disappointed in for obvious reasonsHaru Urara>Our other daughter that we're disappointed in for other reasonsTop Gun
>>541230837It's one of my favourite pictures of her. I also really like this one.
is she gonna be alright bros?
>>541229668Someone posted both of my wives.
>>541230953Stop teaching the umas evil things
>>541230910You should go get one or redeem the free 3000 points from joining Buttsweat (in app)
...What do you want
>>541228830Should've gotten some paid carrats..
You are so easy
>>541231001
>>541231171B-bro... Stop being so cringe.
>>541229338bro your wallet.......
>>541231128hmm i'm inclined to agree
>>541231204>559 stam>corner recovery only>B sprintGlue
>>541231204I tested out some similar falcons and they lost to late/ends a fair amount, depends on how lucky you are I guess
>>541231273A-anon, I'm just doing this to help you de-stress before the CM, okay?! Now hurry up and put it in...
>>541229668>>541231198yes yes yes! fully agree, it's another great image of her.
>>541230678https://youtu.be/69gHyqwb5yw>ywn cuddle with Golshi while she whispers nonsense to youlife is too cruel
>>541231017God I can't wait.
should i farm groundwork solely relying on the parents and grandparents and NOT bring a useless airgroove card?
>>541228984Belo sexIs she based in any real horse or something? Or is she completely made up
>>541231447yes
>>541231408
>>541231447after a certain point yesbut you'd really need like at least 12* groundwork sparks across parents and grandparents with good affinity before considering that
Am I allowed into any clubs here if I get 500k a day
>oldest umas are flat midgets>youngest umas are semen demons
>>541231510Hope I get lucky with daily pulls bless be the 7th one
I need a club bros...
Anyone else gonna grind the missions to hell and back to see what they get with their debut ticket?
>>541231610Many, some of which have posted in this thread.>>541231659Ditto.
>>541231527I want to fuck a granny.
>>541231617there's four umas here that I've jerked off to and they're all in the bottom two tiers. that checks out
>>541231171me!?
>>541231691Too lazy, so no.
>>541231610HonseFun is open, you can take it at your own paceJust don't disappear off the face of the earth
>>541231575>pissed off constantly at everyone in Tracen including her Trainer>lords her Empress title to the student body>gets hit on by two ningen guys at the arcade>turns into a blubbering fool>needs Tei-fuckin-O to save herHACK GROOVE
>>541231448Based on some regional Kasamatsu horse I think but probably never getting added to the game
>>541231568Is 10 sparks with only single circle affinity glue territory?
>>541231691I have to, danchou wills it
>>541230225maybe
Is McQueen wife material?
>>541228796Please respond
>>541231845Means a lot more runs and hoping.And pain.
>>541231956your pasa is too shit to win anything
>>541231691What missions?
>>541231659>>541231610>>541231732Join Buttsweat
>>541230990(relatively) tall girl with a boyish attitude + deep voice = strong bait for yuri fans
>>541230678fix your clothes first, I can't concentrate with a hard on
>>541232007Check the newsletter bwo
>>541231939too tubby lmao more like mcfat kachow LOL
>>541231939Divorce after she turns 24 and realizes that as the scion of a wealthy family she can and should do much better than her high school PE teacher
FACTS:Neicha would let you hit it from behind
https://discord.gg/AmqWdks3?event=14224434106687857843 DAYS TO GOWIN JAPAN
>>54122966810 babies minimum
>>541231902what's this site/app?
>>541232041I'm more pissed at the Pokke or Cafe x Tachyon, 2 umas who clearly dislike Tachyon, and they turn it into their token toxic yuri flag.
>>541232153sega genesis
Any open slots for Mambo Club?
>>541232153https://chronogenesis.net/
>>541232153chronogenesis dot net
Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower Please give me Rice Shower
>>541232105>retard didn't get her pregnant to chain her to himskill issue. you had the time and you wasted it
>>541230632Nishino fillie
>>541232114What if I want to look her in the eyes when we make love though?>>541232153What Nintendon't
>>541232257I forgot I even had Rice Shower
>>541232232sorry dancho said that unless you record yourself saying "mambo" 100 times you're out
>>541229158Because, clearly, human behavior is too advanced to be genetic. There is no way there are studies made, accounting for economic factors, that show anti-social heritability. There also are no studies showing UBI has no effect on the predisposition of such behaviors. There are also none of adopted children that were raised in wealthy families still showing their antisociality in contrast to their non-adopted siblings.That would be ridiculous.
>>541232036Sent
Any A rank clubs inviting? Also, does having a current application block invites? Why did they make this system so annoying along with the 24h lockout?626238738339
>>541231659All the good clubs filled up already, you can probably join a bad club like Mambo though
Any club that's into ERP?
>>541232356Hand her over
>>541231204Not consistently for rounds 1 and 2 since bad mood really makes your stamina more shaky even with corner recovery. Whatever finals you end up in should still fine as long as you believe in your falco.
>>541232467I only need a B tier club
>>541228296Based buttsweat
>not one Teio response to my >>541229668Is she liked here? She’s quite clingy and easily jealous
>>541232478You're only supposed to sexually harass your danchou...
>>541228414Croix du Nord will still win
>>541232348she would desperately try to look behind thinking you will kiss her
>>541232467that's so mean....
THE NORTHERN CROSS WILL SHINE THIS SUNDAY
CM4 should be easier to get greens for all frontrunners
>>541232654I like Teio but she is not my wife
>>541232654From a not so recent poll here, she ranks quite high surprisingly.
>>541229867Your wife is my wet nurse, dude.
>>541231939All umas are wife material (except Air Shakur)
>>541232654/uma/ HATES Teio.
>>541232654We HATE Teio here.We also HATE Rice Shower and Suzuka.
>>541232654no, we fucking HATE her
>>541232654Teio a cute! *grabs baseball bat*
>>541229146Isnt it just hard to bring a horse to another country and win anyway? I think a lot of the international winners in the US are just from Canada
>>541232091Oh, I see. I don't really grind as I just play so much it doesn't matter much to me. I'll get it done quite fast and end up with a dupe most likely as I already have most of the original cast.
>>541232737Sorry I just like making fun of the Mambo club for some reason, don't take it personally
>>541229958She dosent seem to be particularly happy to be around middle-aged salarymen
>>541231939She is already married to me
I didn't actually mean it when I said I disliked Teio
>>541232654Teio is a side whore. You just let her orbit around you and call her for booty duty.You won't have photos with her and getting called friend is the best she will get from you
>>541232373Would Agnes Tachyon be racist?
>>541232654i LOVE teio but i hate to say my heart was stolen by someone else
>>541232678>thinkingAnon I'm tonguing her throat like she's hiding the elixir of youth down there
Looking to join an A-rank club. I have 119 million total fans and gain around 800k–1m fans daily. 953193211603
Here's the boss Susumu Fujita
>>541233024They're race horses. They're all racists.
>>541233098Big Boss...
Will it finally be Japan’s year for the Arc, bros?
>>541233098why does he have a stand
>>541232654Teio could be my fuckbuddy but not my wife
>>541233024yes but only because she's interested in the genetic differences from race-to-race
>>541232695The only uma I have to be careful of, lest I lose control and take advantage of her.
Golshi
Why doesn't anyone recommend Nimble Navigator for this CM when everyone was recommending it for Gemini? That one was a bunch of end closers, this one is gonna be a bunch of late surgers.
>>541233178who are the other horses? i heard this year is the weakest arc ever
>>541233178is the owner of any of these 3 the same as deep impact
>>541233178All in on Byzantine Dream
>>541230990is like trying to find an explanation to why they are mentally ill
I may or may not want to breed an uma right now.
>>541233075holy slop>>541233098>a person without a completely mangled facewhoa!
>>541233343No
The quintessential of horseracing
>>541233098wtf John Cygames is real?!
>>541233203>ywn have casual sex with teio on the couch in the office while chatting and killing time before the timeslot you booked for the pool
>>541233396Do NOT touch your trainee, especially in Tracen grounds! Who knows if that witch with the green hat might be watching.
>>541233267your speed?
>>541233260 cringe, I Would never
need belno gf
>>541232654I like her mother
>>541233267your spurt?
>>541232569HonseFun is looking for new members and we could go B and beyond
>>541233294Special note here that Estrange just pulled out so Croix has the last gate now >>541233343Thankfully no. We have a ton of Sunday racing horses already in too so Croix is a lock regardless if he wins or not
>>541233558I'm alone in my debauched thoughts!
Do you think Tracen acknowledge the raped torenas epidemy?Those umas can't walk away without any punishment
>>541233662oh my god...
How are you not supposed to fill up their bellies when they look like this?
>>541233672>spurt>on mile
Is it normal to have not gotten a 3 star blue spark in over 150 parent runs with all stats but Guts being B or higher?
>>541233615Air Groove is not going to make it this time
>>541232569Mambo, Butt and Honse are still recruiting, I think.
>>541233178I believe in Croix du Nord. Kitasan bloodline is strong.
>>541233178The Kitasan cuckposting will never end if Duramente’s kid manages to win instead kek
Would spe-chan finish the octuple bypass burger at the heart attack grill?
>>541233615Seiun and Halo watching Rudolf breed Teio for a fifth time in just the last hour (Air Groove is guarding the doors to the gym and won't let anyone out until Kaichou's had everyone there)
>>541233806Because they're under a strict diets. They're top athletes after all.
Umas with good business sense?
Zenno rob roy reminds me of a donkey and I wish Uma would expand on the explanation of other equine girls
>>541233867Nope, just give up now, your account is cursed
>>541233816You are retarded
>>541233816it works on any distance retardbro.
>>541233672S-sorry anon, I know it was fast, just give me a moment to get it up again...
umadacchis when will autoplay arrive... spark farming is genuinely soul sucking
>>541233867a little unlucky but not crazy
>>541230791Don’t know why that other anon told you to “never open” -from one danchou to another here’s what you do:Open it for the month but keep a note of who doesn’t have /uma/ or /vg/ in profileRecruit for “casual” or whatever you want here consistently and kick the lowest randoms for new anons each monthThe rank will naturally rise and you can slowly remove the randoms without repercussionsTwo very important things: NEVER ever recruit from somewhere else (reddit, discord, etc.) and ALWAYS add anons that fit your criteria no matter if it costs you removing a high-scoring random.After a couple months: boom, you’re an established /here/ club full of only anons
>>541233267>Three (THREE) Blue Skills, one of which is fucking useless>No Mile S>No Spurt
I-I copy!...
I'm power training!
I spurted
>>541234310No qol for globalpiggus sorry
STOP being gross /uma/.
I would literally eat an uma musume given the chance without remorse since they're not human.
https://youtu.be/gldxR4lzi1EThis is just Dune OST
>>541233178I want kitamura to avenge chrono so I’m all in on croix
Rice Shower is so cute, guys :)
>>541234558STOP being brown /uma/
>>541234006
>>541234558I like you in a non grass way, Curren-chan.
>>541234625Mmmm What is da Rice doing?
>>541234563Get your uma sushi, special this week!
I'm gonna spend 1 (UNO) scout ticket on the Fuji banner and I will get her from that one ticket and I will brag about it here.
Hello! Looking for an A rank club with an active chat. I play daily and get around ~1mil fans
SEKAI SAIKOYA
>>541234775happy early birthday
why are the movies so weird and gloomy, what's with the trippy colors, what's with that crazy looking face, why is she talking to herself, why is she screaming like an autist instead of dancing and singing like a true umadolFuck this, all that budget wasted on bullshit
>>541234782Thank you God for creating breasts and horse girls.
>>541233178Alohi Alii winning out of nowhere would be extremely funny so I want that to happen but I think it's a bust again
I have raised over 120 Seiun Skies with zxero three star blue sparks and zero Groundwork sparks
>>541234859I don't care what adhd /v/ermin have to say.
Post something cute
>>541234775only if you invite danchou to your birthday party
>>541234837Thanks! I'm going to be 30
>>541234959Well he has a good chance, being number 4 stall and all.
>>541234558What's the point of these threads if not flirting with umadacchis and imagining hot uma sex?
>>541234968The second one that I raised after acquiring her gave me 6* power and 3* stamina if that makes you feel better.
>>541234775Are you bringing cake bwo
>>541235086Enjoy your magic powers
>English version of an Uma Musume songWhy does this exist?
>>541228296Can you save a spot for me. Im on a 24h cooldown
>>541235051
>>541234959He lucked out with his gate so he actually has a fair chance. Problem is he’s never ran this distance before so we don’t know if he’s a god on it or not kek
>>541234782holy shit
>1-5 Teio Ryona>5-9Teio Smooch>0Teio Nugget
>>541233893Mambo was 30/30 last I checked, they sent me an invite but it disappeared before my cooldown ended
>>541235408>most sane teio fan
>>541235408Three! Three Teio smooches! And no mean things ever!
>>541235051Granny love!
>>541235154I am well aware that I am the only person to have her who hasn't gotten a parent despite doing nothing but raising her since getting her. I am skipping Cancer Cup solely to grind a single Groundwork parent. I am currently 70ish Groundwork parents in a row that has not gotten the spark. Over half of mine get Guts 1.
>>541235523This is my team btw
>>541235289Post your ID and I'll send an invite; can accept it when your timer runs out.
>>541235051orenj
>>541233840>you will get in troublemore like you will get "ME" in trouble
Gold City was my first
It would be fun to watch Uma street fights.
>>541235941nah I banged her years ago
>>541233745
>>541234006Ines Fujin also known as nee-san
>>541235836Here you go410150109019
>>541236089HOLY SMOOCHABLE PLEASE POST MORE
>night owl on the very first rest step STOP, FUCK OFF
>>541236108Sent! Catch you tomorrow, mayhaps!
post more fuji
I think dancho is dead.
>>541236070>Forget it, Jake. It's Ritto Dorm
>>541236070kekthanks anon that made me laugh
Does cygames do popularity polls?
>>541236089God, if it wasn't for "nano~" she'd be a sex beast with those freckles, body and personality.
>>541236492yea but not for us
>>541234558Smart Falcon tongues my anus
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>541236492>gbf>Camieux topping the pop chart since the start>No SSRit's not like they matter...
>neck>neck
I spent an hour looking up grand children of my favorite horse and all of them have records up to 2024 and none of them placed at all that year.
You 30-somethings ojisans can afford her, right?
What would sex with Gold City even be like, she's so inexperienced I'd have to teach her everything...
>>541236878easily
>>541236542no taste
>>541236935you dont know sex...
>>541228138CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541236878I can barely afford rent and groceries
>>541236935I don't know but I bet she smells good
>pedophile INC wants YOUi bet you do, libtard
Remember Torenas!If you pull before 10AM Gold City won't appear (she's sleeping)
>>541232232we're full
>>541237202I know this is the sign they do when they want a threesome
>>541236878she's built for animalistic sex with me for no pay
>>541237202I'll set an alarm every two minutes after 10am
>>541237272Her hands are fucking MASSIVE
Which unique for some Pace condor pasa?
>>541237543please be nice
>>541237202Oguri and Rudolf were supposed to kiss like that in game but they got rid of it
>>541237012Slacker danchou struggling to get new suckers to leech off?
>>541237698none of those if you have any decent skills to buy
Well, trainer?
Is hornyumaposting the cure?
>>541238073being a gooner is never the solution, /v/ shows as much
>>541238030Hold on a sec Daiwa, I think I see Curren over there I gotta go say hi
cm3 test70430331
>>541238154Can't be helped then. Silence fills this empty grave...
Mambo
>>541228138ive got 27000 ready for drop on fuji kiseki, will i get her without having to spark
>>541238473If she's meant for you, yes.
CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS CLOUD DAYS
>>541238473Make sure the dot is blue when you're rolling.
Even Goldship thinks Satono Diamond is unhinged btwGoldship of all things
good DAMN that's a big head
Another Seiun Sky with Groundwork and two 3 star Groundwork parents and not getting it as a spark. Nearing 80 now.
>>541238204Still need people!
>>541238530PRESIDENT RUDOLFRELEASE THE EPSATONO FILES NOW
>>541238526Deep blue is barely 1.2 std luckier, I was making an infographic for deep red which was even luckier but my power went out just as we hit the last spike
>>541238539No, you've just zoomed in on her too much
>>541238642my shit sucks but ill join....
>>541233267>Firm Conditions, track isnt firm>3 white recoveries>Speedlet>No pump, only accel is FFIts glue, try it on rooms, see for yourself
>>541238739Hold on someone's knocking at my do
>>541238539Biwa does not have a big head
As a pregnancy enjoyer, I love the devs for making preggo belly umas being canon.
SPE GIVES HICKIES TO HER TRAINER!!!
Are (You) tired of your slacker danchou? But (You) don't want to deal with quotas or discord nonsense?Join HonseFun, now under new management with an active danchou and friendly trainers. Just log in, play your favorite umas and trade shoes if you want.
who the fuck recommended this shitty websitehow is dober A ranked when she has fuck all specialty priority
>>541238030make me chocolates instead of buying them and I will
>>541239018What are implying about my wife?
Would you roll for exclusive not-real-life umas if they were a collab with JoJo's Steel Ball Run?Would you like Cygames to make such a collab?
>>541238880
Event status?
>>5412382041 more
Second day of playing: managed to get the good ending with her (she is the third Uma I have tried Career mode with). So, if I am getting the gist of this right, basically, what I need to do is to try career mode with many different Umas to raise their stats so they can "parent" each other into having better and better stats?
>>541239137finished last night
>>541238880food babies don't count
>>541239137I hate the roulette
>>541239070>not-real-lifeTechnically speaking, El Condor Pasa is actually in Steel Ball Run.
>>541239119Imagine being a toilet cleaner for Uma dorms
>>541230225i did
How long till Aoharu?I forgot my goal to make Urara win Arima, I'll stop caring about CMs and do this shit now before Aoharu hits
>>541239025Applied
>>541239070Uma will never have fake horses as playable, at best Uma will request Araki to draw Umafied Slow Dancer and Valkyrie and have them as someone else's support card
>>541239036dober has decent stats iirc, natie also has fuck all special prio but she makes up for it with mood or training effectiveness or something
>>541239328Unity Cup is coming soonnot sure about Aoharu
>>541239137
>>541239215Correct, you will get better and better umas over time.Also if you are looking for a casual club HonseFun is recruiting.
>>541239036because of high training effectiveness on a roaming is good
>>541239137I'm on my 11th bingo card and I fucking hate it
>>541239070>Slow Dancer pops skill>Tusk: Act 4I think I would die on the spot. would be too much kino for me.
How does that urara SSR card work? Won't it just sit on guts training?
>>541239391>TeioRejected
when is the next must have wit card? i really need to save two sparks for it
>>541239215That's the gist. At the start, just try and play with a bunch of different horses, see who you like.When you decide on trying to improve one, you'll have a bunch of options then for parents. Keep in mind that having the same horse as a grandparent is a bad habit, and you'll figure out the rest by looking stuff up as you go.Erzzy's google ref doc has literally everything in it, but is massive and intimidating, so best just dip in if you have a specific thing you want to learn for the first while.
>>541239737ccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuute
>>541228296Applied
>>541239768Neicha
Friendly reminder that Late Surger isn't the f2poor option for much longer starting with the wallet check at the end of the month, witgod already told you to embrace being a Pacecel, there is plenty of time still to save up for Nishino Flower.
>>541231092Remember when the app deals were legitimately awesome and now they're shitty for like a few years now
>>541239930>there is plenty of time still to save up for Nishino Flower.Sorry, I'm not a pedophile.
>>541239930NishinoGODs will rise
Is fuji yuri coded?
Any A rank clubs have any spots open?
>>541239070The problem is that, aside from Slow Dancer, the horses themselves in SBR don't have much personality at all. They're important, sure, but they're always kinda just there, nothing unique to each horse.Although a Soundman uma with a very conspicuous headband right by her "ears" would be funny. Reverse Tazuna
Are we rolling the communal paizuri Uma?
>>541239859theres no way i'll have enough for her unless I skip the summer hag
>>541240158Jpeg about as small as Nishino's undeflowered pussy
>>541239453Very funny, why did they translate it as Unity Cup, they left the original names for Jap Derby and other ShosAnyway it's more or less on Nov, got a month to make Urara workI need to farm Goldship and King Halo, Goldship is easy but King Halo, fucking hell
How much stamina does a 3* stam grandparent give compared to a 1* stam? Is it worth using the 1* stam over the 3* if it has 3* mile + groundwork?
>>541239805Hey! We're waiting on people with cooldowns atm. If they decide to join elsewhere so we still have a spot, I can grab you tomorrow evening.No worries if you'd rather check somewhere else now though.
>>541240462Alright
>>541240362
>>541239215yes and level your deck. your cards are the biggest factor the more you go on
>>541240239Did you watch the movie?
Would Biwa k-kiss me..?
>>541240302I always thought that's not much of an issue. Just slap the rider's personality into each one. Make Valkyrie just Gyro 2, and Silver Bullet Diego, make their races parts of the country ones (i.e. San Diego 3200 meters), slap their stands as skills and, there, you have 3 characters for a collab.Sandman does sound very funny though not gonna lie, kek.
>>541240405I'm not suretheir localization has been all over the placethey've localized some nicknames and then kept in some that don't translate well at all
>>541240630Yeah but she's surprisingly bad at it
>>541240630yes -30 energy
>>541240379You could get Maru early you know
AAIIIIEEEEE DANCHOUHE'S DOING UREREDDIT RUNS INSTEAD OF FARMING FANSKICK HIM OUT
>>541240409depends on how many total stars you have in your legacy. each star gives about 7 points. I would aim to have at least 12 stam sparks total
>>541240725>SurprisinglyShe's a living, running, nerd emoji
>>541240753I wont, I had to spark every single banner so far to get literally anything
>>541240362>>541240574deutsche pferde brüste
>>541228796>>541231956Trust your uma
What did you ask Dia-chan
Anyone have an updated projected release schedule?
>>541240920spurt on a not end uma? why
>>541240761eh, if you're using urara, you'd use goldship first for parents, if you can't score 300k fans with goldship which is basically a guarantee every time to take her to ura finale, you're the problem
>>541228796>>541231956I would go with Pasa, Ryan and Grass. I don't believe in one front especially with so full mid skills
>>541240745mmm, tastes like green skills
Training Bourbon for Cancer is cancer
>>541240917
>>541240917I must not think of how cute Hishi Miracle is or how many years it will be til I can train her...
>>541240920What are you trusting her to do...
>>541240807I mean you'd expect her to be bad, not THAT bad. It wasn't even kissing, it was more like mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
>>541240462As someone else applied, a quick update:ButtSweat is currently waiting on people with cooldowns. If they decide to go elsewhere or we get another opening, I'll accept ye in the order ye applied tomorrow evening!If ye want to try joining somewhere else in the meantime, that's also cool. Here's hoping we all have plenty of people to throw shoes at!
>>541240583Yea, she didn't seem Yuri coded to me during the movie. Besides, maybe that firework scene with Pokke
WHAT THE FUCK COMBO IS THAT? DANCHOU CYGAMES IS SABOTAGING MY FAN RUNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Any bros willing to add me? I’m looking for an uma with 3 star stam. >178042636261My Uma is nothing to write home about but she has 3 star speed..
>>541240657> Valkyrie flashbanging her opponents with the sunlight flashing off her golden GO! GO! VALKYRIE! grillsAlthough the real question is if they'd have the balls to put Jesus in
Front seems like the most miserable style, prone to insane powercreep and it doesnt matter how much you oshi game up there because some powercreep uma will come along with a 5 second giganigger speed increase and you just lose the lead and can't compete.
>>541241253Cutiebwo...
>>541241253Everyone uses the databases to search for gigaparents, newcutie.https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
Sorry danchud I forgot what I wanted to run today so I'll just go watch anime
>>541241439GUTS! GUTS! GUTS!
How many Uma wives can I have?
>>541241439>lvl 3 facility senior yearwhat do you think
>>541241439>Senior Year>All his speed cards aren't max friendshipDeserved.
>>541241253Added you, but you're better off using the search than using my meh (but admittedly adorable) horse.
953193211603, can do 800k to 1m fans daily.
stupid sexy brat...
>>541241263cute! cute!
>watchu lookin’ at nigga?
>>541241216One should half expect a headbutt partway through it too
>>541241087Onegai
according to umalator my goldship only gains 0.67 lengths if I give her straightaway spurt right now, with 1200 speed and 1100~powerI can't be fucked to get that lucky again in another ace run am I wrong not to bother?
>>541241590time to make her eat her veggies
>>541241519>>541241538>>541241565the run is still dead>level 3 facilityjust unlucky RNG, failed training 3 times there, two with a %5also no groundwork spark
>>541241263too big
>>541229668REDDO HOTTO GOL-CHAN
Who do I upgrade? Suzuka? Don't say all of them.
>>541241704>4 speed cards on a 20% growth rategrim
>>541241682thats why you also gamble with furious feat + iron-redshift
>>541241803I can barely see anything
>>541241682I don't use the gaslight calc but wtf are you even getting if not for spurt? You had one job as an end surger.
>>541241821>Don't say all of them.a-anon, I...
>>541241821Suzuka badly needs it, no mid race skills she is going to die to every blockushin, much less any falcos.
>>541241821Suzuka needs more skills, don't take final push. Also more power if possible, if you're on f2p deck I'd drop wit to maybe around 400 and try to push for 900 power
Delicious chocolate
>>541241920I didn't get it from either inspiration or hint but I got godlike rainbows throughout the run, so it isn't easy to replicate basically
>>541241821Suzuka needs Mile S but it doesn't matter shes' going to lose to all the other frontrunners anyway.Vodka without On Your Left and Red Shift is going to barely compete with other Lates.
FUJI IN T-MINUS 25 MINUTESPOST YOUR STOCKS (I'm so FUCKED)
>>541241879"Oh shit, my Taishin I made a few weeks ago probably doesn't have that shit other than Encroaching Shadow."She has all of them (bar Red), wtf past me, when did you do that.
>>541241832i genuinely have no good power cards and /uma/ has been saying YOU NEED POWER so i'm forced to use those, and halo is not even 40 so no power bonus from speedI HATE CM I HATE CM I HATE CM I HATE CM I HATE CM I HATE CM I HATE CM
You'll get your fans when you fix the damn rank!
>>541242202Your winning ticket chapter 3 power card?
Will Christmas Biwa release this year or next year?
>>541242095number of gems left
>>541242095
My first bond 10 Uma
>>541241821Absolutely Suzuka. The others are more debatable, but I'd say they're fine depending on your goal. A finals anyway, if you can fix Suzuka.
>>541242373all you need
>>541242318i was waiting for a random day when i had time to read her story but i also forgot she's a power card, probably don't have enough crowns to at least fully MLB her let alone 3LB
Game is unplayable shit until they bring this over.
Who do I borrow for my 4th speed card? I'm running a 0% growth speed with 0 blue speed sparks.
>>541238530What kind of dark power does Dia-chan hold..?
>>541242610Bakushin very rainbow but pegasus better
>>541241412I’ve been playing since launch and I’m the SpecialWife poster. I just want to better my wives stats desu, casually speaking.>>541241573Regardless, I’ll accept. Thank you. >>541241428Thank you. That helps.
>>541242610Biko probably
>>541231127Doto rape
>>541242610Biko is umazing
Bros...
>>541242474she works at lb1
https://files.catbox.moe/euyxzc.jpegCITY OF GOLD
>>541242786ah that works, gonna grab her and read her story once i have time, thanks!
>>541231127Why is Doto such a bitch?
>>541242095Steambux on standby.
Uma Musume Pwitty Darby
Do you support retardyuri?
>>541240362I am skipping everything this month for her.
I’m not good at the game and not going for gold who’s got a club spot for me?
>>541243035Only if they’re blood related irl
>>541242778
you guys are liars there's NO condor boob window paizuri sex scene at 1M event points and I spent all my fuji carats on TP refills for this shit
>>541241037Light Hello sex
>>541243035
>>541243205It’s actually at 2 million
Why do the nude mods have terrible nipples?
As danchou, anyone with a Fuji profile needs to have their Fuji cosplay posted to discord within 24hours or you will be kicked
>>541243205Bwo your schizophrenia?
So the head danchou just made me a danchou for a more casual club with less strict fan quotas, I don’t know how to manage anything but he made me one before I could object. What the fuck do I do??
As danchou your cum tribute to Fuji must be posted within 1 hour of the banner dropping and will be graded on moaning, cum volume and dick aesthetics
>>541242610Do any of them have useful skill hints/events?
>>541241245For some that is all you need in a 90 minute run time.
>>541243369Disband
>>541243205bwo you needed to hit exactly 1M points
Fuji has an actually good secret event. Derby is the only non-goal race you have to enter so that's some good stat gain with the skill hint
Cute Nature
>>541243205You need to have obtained Fantasy Condor and Grass obviously. Then on the next Condor (normal NOT fantasy) playthrough you'll be approached by Fantasy Grass in a "dream" after you win the URA finals, and she leads you to Condor which starts the scene.
I hope you're ready
>>541243439We know each other irl
>>541243538Do it as a joke
>>541243369What’s the club?
>>541238880im not afraid to admit the bellies are unironically what introduced me to this series
>>541243538Suck him off
>>541243459Opera MOGS this by the way and she can do it twice.
>>541243369make it a A+ club, ganbare!
>>541243271sorry I'll make them better next time
>>541243536Stop posting my boyfriend
>>541243417running them for front runners, the only card that catches my attention is turbo for leader's pride and fast paced
>>541243369Invite (from here, probably) until full.Kick if they no play.Refill.Ta-dah.Options are super limited in-game. Thank God for Chrono.Can talk to yourself in the chat too, if that floats your boat.
>>541243772Are you ready?
>>541243907I did not consent to Chronos
>>541243960Damn right HENSHIN
>>541243369Invite me
does Dan Chode get paid or does he do it for fun?
Less than 5 mins left
How do I unlock the Fuji sex event?
Good luck on your rolls /uma/
>>541243724that's 3 non-goal races if you want to hit it twice bro. Fuji's is actually all goal races since you change goal to Derby to snag it. Fuji may as well have +10 SP/ST/PW by default provided you win the goal races
>>541243536>>541244127Here we go.
can someone post the fuji kiseki image where she's spreading open her cleavage with two of her fingers
>>541243538Hand it back
>>541244127RUN TORENA, RUN
I've come here to announce that sadly I got a job, therefore my capacity to seal club on open league has been drastically reduced (until my salaries start being converted into carats). Also what shoes should I ask for in /uma/s clubs?
>>541244058He has an onlyfans so he gets paid
>>541244172>not doing those races for skill points anyway>implying you don't have the option to skip if for whatever reason you don't want +50 (minimum, they're increased by race bonus as well) in either year.Also great for increasing dump stats to certain thresholds since it's a full boost and not a boost on stats you'll get buffs to by default.
I’m not spending my carats on a literal male
>>541243536>19,500 caratsI did the same thing with Brian and couldn’t get her, but what’s life without a little gambling?
>>541244058I do it on the job
>>541244307Whichever you want. Fuck the people who say no dirt shoes.If you want to suck up, ask for non-dirt shoes.That's it.Grats on job!
>>541244307dirt
>>541244127Why is Fuji trying to rape the Torena?
>>541244307Unsubscribe. Dirt.
Go forth my umadachis. I bless all your rolls
>rolling for worse oguri caphuh?
0 minutes until Fuji Kieski!
>>541244525Peak (Cap) is not my boyfriend
I'm going to roll Air Shakur with my daily pull
e and z
>he rolls meta
She’ll chop your cock off
Oguri, I'm so sorry...
This man is gonna rape my uma?
>>541244726BASED
3-4 runs a day is about 1 mil fans right?
What's the stam check on the Manhattan Rhapsody CM bwos? Am I gonna need a third gold recovery skill?
what's the optimal way to do this help
>>541244792you should be getting 400k fans per run minimum if you're spark farming
30 rolls, two missed 3* pulls. That's as much as I can afford with all the shit coming in the next month, sadly.
welpim gay now
>>541244925Congrats (gay)non
>>541244925>top cruise' child>KINGu>sexiest man alive>wifegood pull
Should I fulfil this one?...
>>541244864use the first one on a 3* uma because 3* pieces are rarer than 1* and 2*
>>541245126Air Jihad...
Oh my god.
>>541245126kek
>>541245126You can give Taishin if they don't mind that she might JOB THE EXPLOSION ASWELL
this isn't SSR Ryan
the slight jiggle made me do a yolo 10 roll and it actually paid off
>>541245318This is
>>541245192Oh, I didn't even notice it gives pieces of that particular horse.Obvious in hindsight, but I'm an idiot.
Fuck you Operao
>>541245427You wanted a man and you got a boy
>>541245427*rapes you*
>>541244128You need>maxed out bond>her unique epithet>the Fuji Kiseki Expert title (Get 100,000,000 total fans for her)
>>541245427wrong boyfaggot
mejiro ardan is top tier. she has playtime and pace corners
>>541244907Used a few tickets. Director appears.Disgusting. I'm disgusting. Also delighted.
>all these posts getting her in less than 20 rollsi dont even want her and im upset
>fuji kiseki's career ends in the arima kinen run of shame just like Urarawhat the hell
>a lot of gutsis this just flavour text or do you get increased rewards for giving a gutsMAXXED uma?
I glued 70 honses to free up space earlier today and now there's an event to transfer them for rewards??????
>>541240259>>541239018My paizuri mistress
i had to spark fuji kiseki amaspook list:w. air groovespe duperudolf dupetaishin dupeo. teioo. mcqueenw. air groove dupehishamao. mcqueen dupea. teioa. mcqueen
>>541228380145 rolls until Fuji Kiseki!2 Smart Falcons1 Taiki Shuttle2 Top Gun Bride1 Oguri Cap1 Fuji Kiseki
>>541245648Welcome to the club (I cleaned my roster yesterday).
>>541245614I rolled in her banner and got El's alt in 8 pulls instead if that makes you feel better
Owari
Thanks event ticket
haha thanks cygames
>>541236878Virgin killer
>21 pulls>1 Narita Taishin>1 Fuji KisekiThat was Nice
On the second roll of the multi
>>541244430thank you for your service
>>541245758>newyou won
Why're people aiming for the Ryan supporter? What's it got going for it?
I wanted big tits, not a big forhead
>>541245418frick!
Laugh at the idiot who finally got groundwork but got the wrong parents. ffffffffffffffffffffuUUUUUUUUckkkkkkkkk
>>541245883I think Ryan is hot
Should I try getting Ardan at the risk of getting Ryan'd...
>Spooked by Taiki Shittle
>>541245927Ah. Love is a good reason. I expected some skill or something. I prefer this I think.
FUJI KISEKIIIIITHIS IS MY LAST ROLLTAKE IT!!!
Got Fantasy Pasa with a paid pull.
>>541245758Yata!
So what should I even spend my statues on if I have all my Umas to 3*
>>541245885BIG SWEATY TITS NOT FORHEAD FUCK
Can I just borrow a transfer request summer Maruzensky when she's out?
These poor souls getting Biwa’d
Now I can finally give everyone their signature outfits.
>>541246183the uma is deleted so no
welp, finally luck it's on my side
>>541246183Transfer Request is just glorified glue not trading uma
>>541246240Which uma is that?
>>541228756Anon, you can't. Her seiyuu is also cute.https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1926913441358361015https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1926147390366429565https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1918984622484148291
>...Thanks.what the FUCK did he mean by this? where did I just send her? what is he going to do with her?someone help me please how do I get my trainee back
>>541246183it isnt actually player trading it's just NPC asking for conditions and you get a few rewards
>>541230207Cute fanservice.
Danchou may I have $250 for fuji kiseki?
Why does the gay boy horse have his tits out?
uhm why are you guys rolling for the dyke? are you a homosexual?
le sigh....
God I love Golshi
Thought the trading thing was a new feature, it's just some silly event
Boy Love!
>>541246358Bro your Falco?
HEEELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPEDI HEARD THEY WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT EPSATONO ISLAND WHAT IS THAT
>>541244907As people are complaining about Hayahide, one of the two was, indeed, Hayahide.I'm happy to get her though, just so I have the full BNW.
>>541230225Wait a minute that chart...
Cygames fucked up with the wording on uma transfer, newbabs will have their best uma gone for good lol
>>541246314She looks like my mum
>>541246279You don’t recognize Mejiro Ryan?
DICK ROLLERSASSEMBLEAlso his voice is really cute wtf didn’t expect that
You did get all your monies from transfers right?
>>541246314ssslllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>541246358Ready when you are torena
do i have to bring my gold ship stam card out of retirement for this...
>rolling for a man because they slapped titties on himI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>541246314She's in a game of Catan on the Paka Tube channel with Ryan, Tama and Ines' VAs. She's fucking adorable, holy shit.
These missions are going to take a few hours
>>541246357Yes
>>541246469They warn you on the popup.People who don't read deserve it.
someone got the onsen ticket?
>>541246510I just wanted some funny wrong answers
>>541246314this isn't a horse
I'm skipping Gold City and S.Maru for Doto.
She took all my monies and banners as well...
>>541246357sometimes men have nice tits
I GOT FUCKING MEMED INTO ROLLING FOR FUJI AND DIDN'T GET HER
What happens to all my trainees that I've given away?Also, I wish I could give my trainees to other bros instead of just NPC that resemble the anime characters.
are you all rolling for this horse because of the boob window or is she actually good
>>541244446>>541244454>>541244486the one I joined had 2 people asking for dirt, so I guess it's dirt them
>>541246757They are raped and turned into carrot hamburgers
>can't clock for the missionshuh
>>541246783boob window
>>541246518I scrapped most of my failed parents a couple days ago...
>>541246757East EU prostitution ring
>>541246783i rolled for the boob window but ill try to whip up something for CM given how all of her potential skills are mile stuff
>these epithets>those skillsThis thing doesn't have an expiration date... right?
The fuck is this shit?
>>541246783mostly the tits, though her unique is a worse Triumphant Pulse but works for fronts
>Fail to get Sexo>Get ChocoSexoI'm satisfied
Which uma buys her own plushies?
We have how many months til kitasan rerun? I’ll miss half anni
Fuck that’s a lot of missions
>thought I was just lending>just read data is deleted>gave away the CM ace I just madeI DON'T WANNA GO BACK FUCK FUCK FUCK GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING ACE
>>541246757She gets sucked into the WIND TUNNEL
>>541246703BASED
>>541244760kiryu kazuma would never do that
>>541246317That's the bourbon trainer anon he's gonna train her to be suuuuper obedient!Don't you worry, Seiun won't be slacking off under him!
>>541246783I just used the event ticket to roll because of a gut feeling and got her
>>541246783I promised the fuji kiseki fag that i would roll exactly once on her banner and I did (got winning ticket)
>>541246916Opera O but she gives them away to random people
>>541246862>>541246872>>541246896yeah that tracks
>>541246757they get sent to the big farm in the sky
>>541244760>>541247006
>>541246916natie because "nobody will want them anyway" (they're extremely popular)
What uniques does Vodka need for CM3?
>>541247050I'm sure she'll spook you in the future!
>>541247291Based umas with exquisite taste
Got her in 50 pulls, my real brick moment was pulling Seiun sky.I GOT HEERRR back to ssr saving bc I don’t want any more horses for like a year
2 biwas1 shart falcon1 wedding air groove30k carratsbut I WILL have my sweaty paizuri
>>541247358cant go wrong with iron and redshift
Bet Kiseki has a big nasty bush
>you have lost something important to you.
>>541247424Fucking ouch. But grats on finally having her.
>>541246783I roll for her despite the boob window. I would find her hotter with the shirt closed.
>>541247358red shift, pumpgood to have but not required: behold, pulse
I got two horses in the tenner that gave me Fuji kiseki but the second one was an oguri cap dupe reeeee
>>541247291All the old people at the shopping district have a natie plush at their window
>>541247291I want to see Turbo frantically stake her claim on Nature with her massive stallion third leg
I've been testing this CM in rooms for weeks and have come to the conclusion that I haven't learned much of anything at all so I'm just gonna pick my aces at random and pray
>>541246989All transferred trainees get sucked into Fuji's boob window (they are smothered in sweaty boob flesh until the sun explodes)
does the training the trainer event have an expiration date? these missions are pretty ass...
>>541247574>>541247438I can only do one as I don't have Maruzesnky or 3* Ryan so which is more important?
>rolling right before halfanni lol, you do realize you can roll in half-anni with the free rolls and get spooked by Fuji along the way to your spark right?
>>541228262CHO CUTE
>>541247681i got her in 10 it isnt that big of a loss
>>541247557This, genuinely>>541247643No, it’s perm. I checked.
>>541247660iron maybe, redshift can proc too early if your vodka is too strong and you're on a frontless lobby
>>541247681>free rollsWhat do you think "free rolls" are?
>>541246783I don't roll meta
>>541247681I’ll be on a spectacular vacation and not fucking playing Uma Musume I don’t care if I’m brickedAnd this is the one horse I wanted.
>>541229164you can see she nudges his shoulder when he ignores her for 2 seconds meaning she did the licky licky all the fucking time
>>541247681The free rolls are for support cards, no?
>>541247760>and you're on a frontless lobbyThose are not going to exist
I rolled 22 times even though I said I wouldn't
>>541247660red shift is more reliable as long as you go 6th > 5th in the late racepump is good but its a gambling skill and im pretty sure the trigger is the same small area as angling
>>541246652Sorry anon. Here fixed.https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1865018891124220376https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1840373781656895985https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1926632895793287442https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1959573617672593456https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1958904152001810570https://x.com/atsugirisakitan/status/1839995298879619509
Fuck off director
god damn it i might have to remake my ace, this fuji ult seems good
>>541248031better....cute uma
>>541248128Per the big google doc, her ult is bugged til they fix it in year 2 but I love her and rolled anyway
>>541247681Let me guess, you think this half anni is going to have 100 free pulls?
>super speed is D or higher
>>541247696holy sex
>>541246854That's not what it says
>>541247660Pump is almost impossible to trigger so I'd say red shift
>>541248219It's so that shitters can do the transfers as well
>>541248219Well, have you seen the NPC umas? I'm pretty sure we are the only trainer who knows what they're doing
>>541247050>see this post>'sure why not I'll do it as well'
it is absolutely wild how much confusion, misinformation, and straight up false information there is about the upcoming free shit in htis gamei still think about the guy here who, around launch, told me this game lets you choose mutliple free 3 star horses a year
>>541248175Donna sex
>>541248054First two are easy, just pot 5 Brian and do an ace run
I NEED Gold City
>>541248402>freesame
My account looks like a whales even though the only time I spent money was on Kitasan at the start. It's because Cygames loves me though it was the same while I played Puricone JP for years.
>>541247521Thanks. I feel like I burnt all my luck by getting Seiun Sky with 1 ticket and Hishi in 10 pull so I was fully commited to roll Fuji to pity
>>541248402Maybe he meant the daily races later on, technically you can choose who you want to grind
>Left-Handed>Pace Chaser Corners>Pace Chaser SavvyIsn't the Mejiro Ardan SR unironically a great pull for Pace Chasers for this CM?
what uniques do you inherit on Taishin for CM3?
>>54124858120 friendship bonus. kek
>>541248402You and me both. Though we got another permagrind for a second default umas voucner
>>541248581pace chasers aren't winning shit this cm
>>541248687Pump, Pulse, Red Shift, EmperorShe really doesn't need it but it helps
>>541248712curren can with a bit of good luck, pasa can in shitter lobbies with no fronts
>>541248687anchors aweigh and flashy landing
>Free rolls>He meant the carats we get as a reward that needs to be converted into rollsIll fucking kill every single one of you niggers who refer carats to free rolls
>>541248776Emperor is pretty bad compared to previous CMs desu.
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, i'll try to update the bread for fuji kiseki and supports
>>541248978
>have to borrow all sorts of shit to finish this event and get the 3* ticket>we don't even get free tp pots and has to cut into our cm tp allowanceAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>541249112Event is perma content
>>541249018>>541249032Fuku beats Suzuka yet again
bread>>541249220>>541249220>>541249220
>>541248219That's how real life works. Thousands of horses retire without winning a single race, winning a Japanese G3 is huge. Winning a single G1 especially is huge enough to secure a comfy life if you're not greedy like Dantsu Flame's owner
>>541248581Looks pretty mediocre to meAnd no one is gonna mlb it with the garbage SSR on banner
>>541249032Managed to get my first Suzuka and Fuji in the same ten roll, so this image pleases me immensely.
Usually do daily+10 on every banner. Only other banner this worked for me on was Brian
>only 1 transfer can give starsLame...
Is she good for the CM?
>>541248553my account looks like a whale even without spending and i cannot even show it here because i would be called as piggu
Looking for an A+ or higher graded club. Got 113.5mil Fans. I left the casual B+ club I was in to look for a more competitive one. I got around ~1.3mil a day in the last month, but I stopped caring about CM and shifted my focus on trying to gain more fans in a run, got ~2.5mil today so far.379894215043
>completely absurd highroll for stats and pink sparks and groundwork>Not a single one of my green sparks went off and I got hints for outer and inner proficiencyGroundwork is now an insane gamble to pull off.
>>541229726what the fuck is an umamusume?
>>541249764This is a gambling game if you hadn't noticed. It's also literally horse racing themed, which is a gambling sport.
>>541250254umamusume muh balls
this might be rare than Mcqueens surviving hopeless stake
I hate this fucking terrorist so much.
WHY IS EVERYTHING PURPLE
>>541251706Each uma have the UI change colours to match their palette or something
>>541251778o-oh
>>541251706because it is my favorite color and i work at cygames
>>541245192On the other hand, getting an uma from 3 to 4 is less impactful than from 2 to 3.
>>541231448partly based on the mare Twin Bee, and partly based on oguri's farrier that went with him to central
>>541231128she’s got some serious arrested development then
>>541231196you should be proud of what a good person Urara is, even if she’s a little slowI get what you mean about maya tho