Previous: >>541249220>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>rage pulled 50 pulls on fuji>didnt get her>doto in 3 weeksim a retard
i can never join cm lobbies fast enough
What skills does Taishin need fire CM3 besides the straightaway and corner skills?
I'M RETARDMAXXING
CM rooms up995756058274401034706748
I still don't have an Ace done. I still don't have Vodka at pot5(she's my only hope at winning anything)I have Seuin and a Groundwork parent but I was advised that training her is too hard if you're not a whale.I am fucked. I'm not even going to make it to B finals.
>marked
Who is the easiest ace to make? Vodka gambler?
>>541267271cute op
>>541267416Pump/Redshift/Furious FeatTriumphant Pulse is pretty good too
Mejiro Maker
The strongest there is
Do we get one more day to do uamquest stuff tomorrow, or is today the las day??
Digitan LOVE
>>541267271
>>541267496Grass Wonder
>>541267483>tfw in the exact same boat It’s ok anon we will get through the loss in carats
>>541267397It's ok dacchi, Doto is a good girl and not a succubus like Fuji so she will come home early
>>541267287DailyGODS don't have to worry about ANY of this
>>541267483Bro your Transfer monies?
>>541267496>vodka career >easy5th7th2nd2nd1st!5th
>>541267397It's okay anon, I rage pulled for Fantasy Grass until I had to swipe and spark her
>>541267649>now every uma is a succubus
>>541267604Suggested d*ck?
>>541267402Did you set your aces up in your favs? Maybe you just have slow fat ojisan fingers
>blockushin relies on long shot for groundwork>she's somehow no.1 favwhat the flying fuck
>>541267724>put in her front>winIt's just that easy
>>541267749I cannot understand the mind of a swiperThis is the one gacha I would actually consider swiping for but have you seen the prices anon it's ridiculous
GUESS THE SPARKS
>>541267827BEHOLDTHE DESTROYER OF SLACKERS
>>541267841Judges love power, bro. Just have her have low pow. :^)
>>541267861TEN GAZILLION GUTS SPARKS
>>541267505Stay away Suzuka, I'm going to fall for you...
>>541267649Stop posting cute Doto images. You’re going to make me compromise my additional Riko funds
try not to get too jealous
Any A rank clubs have a spot available?
>>541267841I think fav really likes balanced stats which you probably get from just clicking power and wit
Fine is so damn cute
>>541267287>Roll summer maru (no need to spark unless dogshit luck)>only roll for riko until you get SSR or MLB of the R version (no need to spark unless dogshit luck)>kitasan already done>roll Xoguri (no need to spark unless dogshit luck)>skip>skip>roll vbourbon (no need to spark unless dogshit luck)>Proceed to save/roll for support cards because all year 2 umas are assIt's really not that had as f2p, you just gotta plan.
>>541267921EXPLODE
>>5412678611* stamina because you didn't hit 600
>>541267483Are you TT class 6? If so, you should be able to get to finals A with a bit of luck, especially if you can make Seiun with 3 greens + escape artist + groundwork>>5412677823 spd + 2 pwr (one being SSR Oguri Cap) + 1 wit/1 pal/another spdIf you have good Eishin and Helios, bring them
>>541267397Be honest, are you just pulling for the titcow horses?
>>541267921CYGENEROUS
I just saw all you have to do to unlock the ticket and I dont know if I can even do that, all of that for a dupe
>>541267575Probably one more day, usually the "official" last day would become a countdown involving hours, like "Closing in 18h" instead of showing it as "1d" for the day, but take this with a grain of salt.
>>541267909WORSE>>541268003DING DING DING
just fuck my shit up
>>541267858only the limited discounted packs are worth it desu
>>541267921>3 caratsCURSED
>>541267849>front vodkapretty sure we had an entire thread with like 300 replies making fun of an anon trying to do that 3 days ago
>>541267995I watch this at least twice every time it's posted. Taishin may be too cute for this game
cm room9957560582744010
>>541267954transcoded horse
>>541267397
Why haven't I seen the "nyoppers" guy today where did he go
Yay or nay for shooting on late gambler?
>>541268157This happened to me on Seiun bannerI still haven't even used her and just kept borrowing that one anon's god parent
>>541267971>no need to spark unless dogshit luckwow good plan i'll make sure my luck is better next time :)
>>541268142I'm not seeing it, she's far too feminine/proper
>>541268057SHOULD HAVE GOT THAT 600 BRO
>>541268057This game fucking knows where you fucked up and always decide to rub on your face with it
>>541268131You do not know what you are talking about
>>541268025My favourite Umas are >Twin Turbo>Nice Nature>Opera>Helios>TannhauserI pulled for Fuji because she is a retard and girls are the cutest when they are retarded
>>541268313Don’t respond to troons
>>541268209He's in recovery after getting raped for bratty behavior
Haru Urara money runs are basically 100% keiba of her actual IRL career.>just non-stop races with no hope of winning, only to keep her dilapidated racetrack kicking for another day>running to the point of exhaustion>abusive ownersIt's actually incredible she made it to 29 years.
>>541268297We're talking FIVE different banners in that laid out plan, no need to be passive aggressive you little tumblr-twatYes, you can plan around not having to spark -EVERY SINGLE TIME- you can afford to do it thrice.
>>541268305This is really hot but is not the body of an athlete
Cute punk
You guys are lucky I'm no Danchou
>>541268396Primo taste, I'm sorry for doubting you
where are the fucking summaries!
Unity Cup
.
>need to send a fucking email to delete my accountThat's stupid.Whatever
>>541268489>reproduction is prohibitedImpossible
>>541268139Same
Air Shakur is disgusting
>>541268503What occupation matches this body type then?
>training the trainer quests are permanentNice, nice. Why name it like a middling femdom doujin though?
>>541267995taishin would be cuter if she smiled more
>>541267971>implying i'm lucky>implying i got kitasan>implying i'll get enough for any of the other shit thanks to cygenerousRetard
cm room27097463
Bet! Woooo!
>>541268785Why is she so hated? Is it the piercings? I'm not being a contrarian when I say she's my favorite, maybe the punk look is just too divisive
>>541268827>calling others a retard when you didnt get kitasangenuinely only yourself to blame, it's literally the one single thing in the game you had FULL control over where luck wasn't an aspect
>>541268791hooahs
>>541268820>You should do yourself a favor and give upTazuna, kill that man
>>541268791Chinese billionaires mistress
Hishi Akebono!
>>541268791Many types of occupations in the sex industry
>>541268882kill me
Are you guys rooting for nippon horses in upcoming l'Arc lele truomphe-blah, or do you have allegiance for (Your) country? I bet there are some europoors in this thread.Frogs already rigged the draw, so it's looking grim for umas.
whens twin turbo bros
>>541268489LETS ADD A WATERMARK THAT RUINS THE ART I WORKED HARD ON!
>>541268882Would you act like a zoomer for your horse?
Can you guys stop being horny for five goddamn minutes? You're stinking up the place with your disgusting ojisan musk, and it's downright intoxicating and horrible.
>>541268131>all anons are the same personYou can almost always go front in URA as long as you have a massive speed gap. You just have to prioritize speed. You're obviously still not guaranteed a win in case some retard still hasn't realized this game is 38 slot machines in a trenchcoat, but it's more consistent than late.
>>541269017I will be at work when the race goes live.I hope they get their cup win. They have been trying for decades.
>>541268913>luck wasn't an aspect>saved since beginning and rerolled>still didn't get mlb kitasanRetard
>>541269132Yes Dober please look at me like I’m walking garbage
is anime McQueen's career supposed to be easy as shit because I just beat it on my first try
>>541269132Umas love ojisan stink
so how much power stat is groundwork worth?
>>541268905I dunno about others but her race outfit completely kills her design for me, she looks fine in training gear, I really like how she looks on one of the newer support cards though
>>541268882how much does helios charge for a night? will she do it for free if she likes your vibe?
>>541269017No, the nipponese need to get over their complex about it. My country doesn't really compete there- unlike them, we don't have an autistic need to send our best horses raiding halfway around the world
>>541269074some have the one without the watermark behind a paywall...
>>541269204can't be compensated by stats, sorry
Very informative videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGaKLi4KqZwMUST WATCH
>>541269207I love her race outfit, do you just think it doesn't fit? What do you think about her original race outfit (the sleeveless top one)
>>541268785I'm betting 500$ right now that >Mayano>Curren>Daiwa>Teio>Rice>TachyonAre one of your favourites because they are all over your dick 20 seconds into their URA careerYou just dislike Shakur because she is not interested in a sexual relationship as her main goal.
>>541269000wasn't the original estimate January 2027? that's way earlier at least...
>>541269203No they don't, umas want you to take a shower and brush your teeth every day anon, it's good for you
>>541269237My fellow American
>>541269358O-Oh...
>>541269000>>541269348Why do you even want her with the way she was localized? She's annoying as fuck.
>>541269272oh come on, spurt was able to be compensated
>>541268574whale-SAMA doesn't do summaries
>>541269342Why are women here
>>541269017I'm europoor but there's no horse racing culture in my country so I'm just rooting for nips, I want to see Byzantine Dream win because it'd be cool as fuck but the other two look like good bois as well
Anons, help. Should i take tail held high (can only proc if red shift procs too early, but that way it also has a chance for the velocity carryover), second circle of mile corners or second circle of summe runner?
>>541268913how much longer until reroll fags finally stfu about spending 7 days rerolling?No i don't fucking care if you did it in 8h, stfu fag
>>541269342King Halo is my favorite so pay up. I just don’t like Shakur because she’s hideous. I’m glad she’s not on my dick because I’d puke if she touched me.
How do you guys train parent umas, and how do you choose when is it ready to breed some racers?So far I've followed the guide and used the umas that get me a good blue spark from training aces, but is there an effective way to train one?How can I identify a good one other than 3* blue?
>>541269396Why not, she seems like a fun trainee to have
>>541269396with some luck the trannyslator will get fired or die with aids before they work on her story
>>541269102i don't have to. i am a zoomer.
>>541269420second mile corner
>>541269360Further north, bud. We have an autistic need to send our raiders to YOU
>>541269176As long as you don't flunk your stamina thresholds, get greedy with Hopeless and skip Kyoto Junior Stakes, it's a pretty easy career.
>>541269457Don't pretend like you have standards, you'd fuck a hole in the wall.
>>541267271I GOT FUJI KISEKI AND TM OPERA O
Dia might be too sexy for this game
>>541268057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQzbeB_a34o
>>541269526A hole in the wall is unironically more appealing than Shakur
>>541268574I only do summaries if I win. If you don't like it, host your own rooms
>>541268905Probably just her looks. her story is one of the better ones.
>>541269396she's cute and i don't care
>>541269017not a yuro so nihongo gambare
>>541269627I’d fuck Shakur without protection all night long if it meant I got to punch Teio in the mouth.
You guys realized we are in October, right?The month when the ghost Umas come for vengeance against Torenas who failed to make their dreams trueYou are not a fraud Torena aren't you? You could be victim of one of these Uma ghost
>>541269627based whaleGOD
>got 6 total carats from TT todaycygenerous is back
>uma that is named after a black rapper has connotation to drugsWhat do cygame mean by this?
>>541269762ENOUGH WITH THE BIG TITS
>>541269017I'm rooting for Minnie(Frankel's kid). The previous l'Arc winners Alpinista(2022) and Ace Impact(2023) were also Frankel's kid and grandkid respectively.Frogs don't have to rig anything against nips when they never won l'Arc in the first place.
>>541269627I’d fuck Teio in the mouth without protection all night long if it meant I got to punch Shakur.
>>541269396>speaks in japanese netizen slang>speaks in american twitter slangthe fuck do you want her to say? should she say>doubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleudoubleu instead of laughing?
>>541269764GoodJust kill me already
>>541269017rooting for croix du nord, though i don't know where to even watch the race
>>541269715You would definitely catch something from that
>>541268860Cm room up12180101
>>541269330I dunno it just feels kinda on the nose, I like when there's a bit of contrast with what they wear to the rest of the design, yeah the sleeveless one is pretty bad imo
>>541267271https://youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw?list=RDqO6LWQhvzRwANOTHER GOD REJECTED!
>>541269017outer post start>byzantine dream>croix du nordinner post start>alohi aliiJP horse is fucked
Any A/A+ club here can save me a spot??
>>541269204>>541269401Best of luck
>>541269017I’m from Kentucky so pretty much every horse ever has some kind of connection here. That said I’m cheering for Forever Young in the breeders cup classic because I’m so tired of Sovereignty being sucked off.
>>541269858>end maru wtf based
>>541269858>regular ass anons have these acesYeah I'll just get my participation rewards
>>541269887>1200 no groundwork loses to 400 w groundworkthis is gay (derogatory)
>>541269017I am rooting for the nips because every other country's racing is bland as fuck, no hype videos like ones the JRA made, no keiba onna asking which horse the jockey would marry, very boringand my country's best race is a listed one, so we got nothing to send there
I summon bushman
>>541267271https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24593
>>541269762>AI generated cowtitsIt's slop twice over! Don't do that to Machan!
>>541269764That's fine by me. None of my umas have ever died. I even just sent some to Epsatono island in exchange for some clubpoints. So I know they're in really good hands there.
I unsummon slopman
The amounts of times Eishin Flash has given me stats up instead of one of the many Late Surger skill hints she has is absolutely ASTONISHING. AND BY ASTONISHING I MEAN INFURIATING.
>>541269017where/how do i watch it
Think about uma butts instead
I NEED GIFS AND WEBMS OF UMA GIRLS MOVING THEIR EARS NOW /UMA/!
whats the website to check fan count for clubs again?
If I was building a End Closer Bride Mayano for this CM what skills would I be prioritizing?
>>541269961Anons who are joining CM rooms are likely top 1% autists, you will get single dads coming home overworked running something the youtuber told them to like pace pasa but not put anything relevant on it
>>541270141I cant believe TM opera does the nico nico knee.
>>541270092why is he angry? its just a game :^)
>>541268820She only smiles with me.
>>541268474I just did one and I'll never do it again, she's literally begging for sweet release between races, then you manipulate her to buckle down and work harder only for her skin to slowly melt off after every race.
>>541270176spurt furious feat having fun
>>541270160>he forgot
>>541270176Flashy Landing
>>541270209If you knew how bad my luck is you'd know I'm 100% sure I'll get those fuckerst. twice 3rd place by distance
>>541269873Byzantine Dream is on gate 15 like Treve who still won against Orfevre on gate 8 from that positionSounds like a skill issue
>>541269546How did an innocent kid become a slut
>>541270176furious feat and a shitton amount of midrace skills otherwise you'll never get iron+redshift off
>>541269862I'd argue that it is pretty contrasted, it's vaguely punky with the leather jacket and side-baring top sure, but that's all done up in bright idol-ish yellow and blue with that weird 90s nickelodeon splatter design and sneakers. Oh well, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, just interested cause she seems to be one of the most disliked but she's my favorite design by far. Thanks anon.
>>541270160https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
fuji kiseki has a med/long or mile focused career decision. pretty nice but are those extra stats from long route worth it? eh I guess the skill hints are nice if you're building her as Late
>>541270176anchors aweigh and 2 other midrace skills like professor to proc tail held high
>>541270092What is his power level Vegeta?
>>541269858cm room up57440682
>>541270341I bet her pantyhose smells really nice after a long race
>>541269807translate fags are an obnoxious as fuck bunch. The irony is they should just learn the fucking language if they care that much
>>541270092*RING RING RING*Ja? Gut gemacht.Give him all the skills he needs next. Then give him dogshit RNG in career.*CLICK*
>>541270092>he had an extremely intense emotional response and handled it within secondsPowerful.
>>541270508What the fuck is that Gold Ship
bros i dont wanna leave club and my /uma/ bros but i can only get so many fans and i wont be able to meet my quota... i like this club and its comfy... what should i do...
>>541270154if this is slop I dont care it is some really good one
No more cunny after this post.
Screw the rules I have money.
>>541270330anon...every slut that has ever existed was an innocent kid once...
>>541268962I await death by snu snu
>>541270751>ai slop is already better than human made slopArtists in shamblesYakuza in shamblesGive me those generated uma lewds
>>541270751Raj, you don't have to tell us whether you like it or not.
>Uma JP has way, way more content than we do>Ostensibly is a much larger community>Most of their general is just discussing real life horseracing>In knowledgeable detail, even, unlike when it comes up in this threadShouldn't they drop the pretense and just move to >>>/sp/ already?
Any clubs for this feel?
12 hours and 6 borrows to make a SMaru ace. This is easy.
RAPE CAFE POSTERS
>>541270643Either start playing the game or be a man a leave yourself before you get shamefully kicked.
>>541270854You can't do that... I did the thing...
>>541270915Ramesh, what's going on my bro?
>>541270359Fair enough, she's a pretty cool hors and I do like her other outfits I just can't really explain why it rubs me the wrong way, she seems to be more popular in nipponland since she has a lot of fanart still
ChiiiyoChiyoChiyoChiyono ODokiDokiDokiDokiDo-ki
Paizuri status?
the new horse with the boobs spilling out makes my penis big
>>541271102>sparking a meme horse
>>541267923Comeback in 12 hours I might have to kick someone upon reaching 5D
>>541270092https://youtu.be/S4E83RKavUUHe's going even FURTHER AND BEYOND!
>>541271128That's a boy with mantits, sis.
>>541271102tossed a couple tickets and got fuku+ass wonder
No S mile but is she still viable?
>>541271132>being a metaslave
>>541271202nah S is yuge
>>541271102Why did you go 5 over bwo
>>541271102Took about 130 rolls.Hopefully I can get Digitan when she drops. She's the only other Uma this year I really want.
>>541271102>sparked a boy with tits
>>541270518S-SLUT
CM3 47880374
Has anyone in test rooms won a race using Blockushin or Block Falco?Or is it better to just build proper triple front runner aces?
>>541271239love
Since Eishin Flash is all about punctuality and Germans are in fact the least punctual in all of Europe, even worse than the Spanish and Greeks, we can safely assume that she is in fact from Switzerland and not German at all.This means Eishin talks like this>Grüezi, i gseh grad, dass min Trainer scho wider nöd duschet hät. So en verreckte grindige Huere-Siech, ehrlich. Mit däm abegfuckte Arschloch wett i nüt z’tue ha. Dr hängt 14 Stund am Tag do und wichst uf Rossföteli – was für en elende Krankä. Und no dazu isch er so en verchrüpplete Chnobli, bringt nöd emol 1.70m Körpergrössi z’stand, au wenn er sich uf d'Spitzä stellt. Amerikaner sind eifach nur hueregruusig und voll dräckig.Trust me, you can't handle a Swiss woman.
>>541271202cards and power sparks?
925936773685807297419765cm3x3
>>541270925They're still better than a general filled with keiba secondaries and EOPs like this one desu
>>541271314Plenty of lates/ends are winning
>>541271202Whale-sama...
>>541271258why do you guys think she's a boy?
>>541271202>Level 6 Ult
>>541270330Carefully planned grooming by trainers and parents to create the ultimate slut.
>>541271346idk reading the quote made me erect so you tell me
got my first 5* 3* horse kneel
>>541271374>EoPhalf this thread doesn't even know english saar
>>541271346My positive stereotypes about Germans faded away the moment I stepped on the Deutsche Bahn and evaporated completely once I had to deal with their municipal government.They have very good PR
>>541271202>LEVEL 6 ULTJesus fucking Christ anon why
>>541271202>firm conditions
>>541271374sorry we don't know as much about keiba as you guys..................................
>>541269839>>541270116Anons usually post yt stream link, but I'm not sure how it works with major races like this, with TV deals etc. It's on 5 October, 9:30 AM Eastern (?), correct me if I'm wrong.
>>541271593I like her boobs
>>541271374>EOPoptimistic
>>541271476He was talking about Kita
>>54127110250 pulls. Still have 10k left. Should have skipped Seiun SkyJust finished Fuji’s career and I loved her design but now I love HER. My heart is warm. My top 3 Uma are her, smart falcon, and king halo
stop grooming your trainees
the new horse is a meme horse?
tail slipstream ramp up combo never overtakes, the corner skills are better for sure
>>541271346I have a german teacher and she's quite clueless in how to teach German and kind of a bitch, anyone has some good German learning resources to skim through?
>>541271663She is deliberately seducing me...I'm a trainer and she's a trainee...we can't...
I love my Gold Ship.
>>541271419I heard lates/ends needed a denier to win or they wouldn't have a chanceIs that true or was I gaslighted by youtubers?
Fuji Kiseki dabs when she wins and has big boobs, thats why I rolled
>>541271774danchou's not gonna like this
>>541271202>firm conditionsS distance is about +10% speed, so left-handed ◎ and summer runner ◎
>>541271374You're in the GLOBAL thread now, otaku-san, speak ENGLISH
>>541271575it's less PR and more things of the pastjust like Paris used to be a beautiful metropol
>>541271627should be 9:05 EST? unless this is just setup time or something
>>541271202>Level 6 UltHoly shit lol. Well now I know why I am getting my ass beat easily in the Graded Leagues.
>>541271043Chilling, my friend.
>>541271202no Angling or Plancha on a front means no win
>>541267521Thanks! I have been trying this deck and it surprising has been working well on getting 1000 speed and clearing Spring Tenno Sho in 3rd. My inspirations give me jack shit even though the affinity is double circle, but it is the only way to get high affinity and Maru's skill. I'm wondering if I should sub out air groove for another power card like MLB Helios, LB3 Amazon or LB0 Vodka.
I’m not MLBing the event golshi card it’s a brick anyway
>>541271808i thought you were asking about people with a blocker on their team?yes you need a blockushin/blocothe blocker never wins themself
>>541271950same should i just turn her into cleats?
3rd carat award just barely without having to run another career. Wew. Not grinding another 160k for 2 pulls
>>541271534I miss edits like these lol.
I’m German and will be rolling for the German horse
>>541271202is her Unique good?
>>541271309Is this a good summary format?Ah.. takes too much work, I don't like doing thisAnother CM3 room > 83811543
>>541271346In terms of train punctuality, yes, Deutsche Bahn is absolutely atrocious. Even 3rd world shitholes have more reliable public transportation.But Germans themselves? My experience with them has been much better than with people from Greece, Italy or Spain (at least as far as punctuality goes).
>>541269627Fuck Teio posters
>>541271890Why does she want me to meet her parents...
>>541271978Sorry, my autism didn't process the information without the mention of blockushinGuess I'll have to level my wit and power cards then, thanks anon
>>541269434You'll probably stop hearing about it when people stop making posts like this:>>541268827
>>541272085
>>541271808It's a gaslight that works in theory but not in practiceIf your blocker is able to successfully block then your gambler would most likely catch up to their ace anywayIf it fails then you just wasted a slot on a losing uma
>he skipped
>>541271752There is no reason to learn German, ever. In fact if you go to Germany and learn German, you are worse off than just sitting on your ass and refusing to learn it because you can always play the plausible deniability card of "I no speak Germanics"If you really want to learn it, you're probably just better off learning basics with Duolingo and then deep dive into playing video games in German and have a dictionary or chatgpt open on the second monitor.t. German
>>541272012how is that oguri dabbing on everyone with 912 speed?
Eishin FAT
Any club adopting a lost trainer?
>>541272012You can just post the winners and it's fine. You can even not post nothing at all. Who really want to see can just observe
>>541272210Too many late surgers, so the good ones/the ones with mid race velocity got into 5th-3rd, procced red shift too early, then couldn't proc gold accels because not back of the pack
>>541271870The best part about l'arc is watching keibafags cry about rigging while ignoring Japan Cup's actual rigging.
>>541272258Shortstack club is accepting people
>>541271980I’m not turning shit into cleats
>>541272190this is so obscenely false. I was totally on the anti-blockushin train but the reality is a decent sky or falco that hits A&S is almost impossible to catch. Your LS has to hit every fucking skill to have a chance
>>541272191not yet, I still have a chance
frontrunner bros, and parent farming broscan you share with me your el condor pasa setup? for those farming her career
>>541272292 (me)>not post anything at allFix.
>>541272296i WILL be browsing umajp for the tears
>>541272236Jesus
>>541272194I got coaxed by my family to learn it and take a college course and I must pass, so unfortunately I'm stuck on this matter.
11k, a month away from Uma during half anni, and I’ll be bricked for kitasan rerun but eh I’ll live.I’ll think of you all grinding horses while I’m at the beach
>>541272210That is just the nature of late gamblers I guess>>541272292I usually don't post anything, but wanted to try this for a changeWill go back to not posting anything I'm too lazyCM3 room 20013103
>>541271890seductive
bringing Tazuna on a Taishin run is just cheating
>>541271752If you want to practice by watching anime with German dubs and subs, there's Aniworld, which specializes in that.If you need grammar explanations, I heard "bitte auf deutsch" is decent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjOEJGsmwvo&list=PLmPbNUiKP3Ac2YHT-RCaVFt9HNlTxiVvu
how does early lead ever activate wasted skills points on this trash...
>>541272336By the time you build a blockushin that can stop them you might as well just start front gambling yourself
these cm rooms are actually filling up in 10 milliseconds this isn't right
>>541272549>legit strat is cheatingJust admit you have neither
>>541272398I was just doing the same one as for Seiun. It worked out alright, B on long is painful though and can die on arima if you're <700 speed.
>>541272628>got late start'd irl
>>541272608Only if you have sky or falco. I made solid Suzu and Daiwa that won some but they lose to sky or falco because of easy midrace skills they have (artist, falco ult)
>>541271752Why are you learning it, Anon? Did you actually meet Furasshu irl and have to impress her parents?
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how bad is B front runner vs A
>>541272767do not run a B front runner
>>541272767very bad unless you're getting like 900 wit to compensate
>>541272553kitasan is a sinful uma
ID: 998727265540123 mil fans, looking for a good club to call home.
>>541272535Different guy posting the results here
Should I roll for Fuji?
>>541272672cool cool, thanks anonwhats Yaeno for? I thought she was more pacechaser-core
>>541272576I will save this post for future reference, dankeschon anon.>>541272718I wish. I was told german was "an important language in commerce and you should learn it to get ahead of others" total B.S but I thought I'd get along with the teacher at least, I was wrong.
Damn, my Fuji Kisaki looks weird. Any use for this slut?
>>541272718Nevermind, I'm retarded and didn't see the answer. Godspeed, Anon.
>>541272032Hmmm ... nyo.Norther Germans are famous for being laid back and lazy and don't mind being 20 ~ 30 minutes lateEast Germans don't care about anything anymore, they gave up on life. Berlin is just lefties and they dont understand the concept of time.West Germany is like 50% turks and being 30 minutes late for something is considered normalSouth West Germans, the swabians are very punctual, yes. They are also penny pinchers and pretty snobby. They are what most of our stereotypes come from.South East Germans, bavarians, are perpetually drunk and live their lifes like the French or Spanish, its fine to be late if you have a bottle of alcohol and a table full of food. Nobody in my family, friend or work circle has ever been on time. >>541272420Daily exposure to the language is the easiest way to learn, that was at least the way I learned English and Dutch.As a wee little lad I got a flash card for my NDS with tons of games on it, all in English though, so I played through Pokemon and Rune Factory in English while speaking the language on 1st grader level, with a dictionary in my lap and the childish autism of wanting to finish my videogames.For Dutch I started again with the basics of the language and then just started to absorb Media, from TV Shows, Movies to Music. Well, speaking German and English at that point made it very easy since there is so much overlap.If you're serious about learning German, see if you can find a German youtube channel related to your hobbies and just watch that while doing your vocabulary and grammar exercises.It's self learning at the end, so its all in your own hand and willpower to learn.
>>54127276710% wit penalty for everything outside skill activation chance
>>541272672>TWENTY NINE racesjesas, are you doing Non-G1s?do you run her as pace?
>>541272904The competition is strong for sureI still got time to make better Umas, specially my Condor, I have been getting terrible runs with her
i don't like germans
>MLB Sweep>MLB EishinWhy is every deck like this? Where are the lucklet decks?
>>5412727251st 2nd 3rd>blockushing got late startIt's over.Thanks for joining.
>>541273028>I was told german was "an important language in commerce and you should learn it to get ahead of others"What the fuck lolI remember being encouraged to learn Mandarin when I was in high school (many many years ago)
>>541272884>bigwaBlocked and blacklisted
bwos, do I stick with my day 1 club that is slowly dying but still have the hardhitters online and farming fans or look for better club?
>>541272336Yeah and if they build a good Falco then the blockushin probably isn't going to work anyways since her unique will absolutely force her to the front even if she isn't running great skills. She only needs to BARELY touch first and she'll get an easy lead to proc Angling.Not to mention any semi competent trainer is going to bring a LS of their own so you're gambling on their front and LS to lose to your two LS and this is implying that Falcon fags don't bring their own debuffs.The ideal scenario with a blockushin is that both of your opponents bring all fronts or Falco which is laughable to even consider.
>>541273109It's funny how powerful front runner becomes as a strat when only one front runenr is presentalso my golshi got late start and rushed but i'm not sure it even affects anything
>>541273109Post Uodka deck pls
Seeing a bunch of people who failed to get Fuji with what they have, or forced to spark. Essentially the same thing played out every banner really. Boggles the mind how there's people who think rate-up banners are better than the all spark banner
>>541273109Your blockushin fully blocked my stacked narita, so i guess she blocked something...
This + maxed stamina sparksIs this how you master the way of the BLOCKUSHIN?
>>541273147My blockushin has only lost out to real sweaty falcos, the over 13k kindI mean if i had a falco maybe id play that game (though probably not cuz of the ew turf req)
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>>541273137
>finally get a 5 win on TT against higher score opponent>only 412k pointshell yeah I rather lose 3 and get the same amount with everyone getting within 5th
>>541273293id replace fukukitaru with kitasan black for easier career and bonus power growth, professor of curvature helps with placing too
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I've been coping up until now but this is the point where I just accept that I'm completely fucked for this CM>0LB kita so I can't borrow anything else>el 2* so no point using her>grass 2* so no point using her>vodka 3* but can't afford to pot5 her>frontrunner parent farming has produced no good results>been trying guts runs but you have to get incredibly lucky with multiple 5 rainbow trainings to get anything good out of themFuck it, I'm just gonna do Golshi, Nature and a blockushin
>>541273280Brian or Taishin..?
>>541273406Even if my Kita is only LB1?
>>541273029now you can free Air Groove from sprint TT
Oh my fucking god......I almost had a heart attack when I read it as "global shutdown" instead
I'm not wasting my time with this
I quit my previous club, can someone save me a spot in theirs???
>>541273423>CM5
>>541273451>LB1might actually be better, she has no specialty priority and you want her to land on power training
>>541273491then dont?
>>541273491>proceeds to waste his time on 4chan.org
>>541273486you retards genuinely think this game is gonna EoS?If the dogshit fire emblem gacha won't EoS then uma is going to be alive in 2050
>>541273028>I was told german was "an important language in commerce and you should learn it to get ahead of others" total B.S Jfc what a retarded take. Every German speaking country is overrun by turks, niggers and slavs, and all the actual Germans speak English well enough to communicate at least.I'm sorry you have to learn a useless language, Anon. Good luck.
>>541273539sent :^)
>>541273293i borrow falco for her skills. You really want to try and get 3 greens because even if you get GW from a stacked parent, your run is tanked without 3 guaranteed greensAlso switched to 4 power because 3 relies on a lot of luck and even 4 can struggfle to get 1k
>>541272950Just for tail held high and homestretch haste, but can also use Sunday I guess, I'm just too used to automatically slotting her in all my parent runs.>>541273098There's only 4 G2's there (think some of them were mandatory?), I try to go for all the G1's and sometimes G2 on bad turns with nothing to train. I run her on front (after 20+ runs of experimenting it felt like it had the highest win rate even though it was at E) and only switch to late for arima.
>>541273450Brian. She had speed carryover from unique and an accel, she sprinted right into bakushin...
>>541273065Which part is Frankfurt in? I stayed with my uncle's parents in Darmstadt when I was traveling around German on holiday and they were legitimately the most awkward and humourless people I've ever met and as stereotypically German as possible. Nice of them to let a stranger stay at their place for a few days but I could barely hold a conversation with them and its not like they had bad english.
Redpill me on Blockushin
>>541273325What skills do you have on your Blocku?
>>541273618>front E careersOkay this might be too galaxy brain for me
>>541273341I thought I was among friends, but one of the Bakushins was an ace! Thanks foi joining>>541273216picrel
I should have bought shooting for victory...
what are these sluts doing on wit training
>>541273720I have another that might be slightly stronger with tail. I went for maximum block chance over SP on debuffs
>>541273775>MLB Halo, Sweep and EishinHoly fuck
>>541273764Strategy aptitude doesn't really matter in career it just tanks your wit but you should outstat everyone so you just go front to not get brocked, works better if you can still proc your unique too like pasa
>>541273617>>541273552NotedI'll try a run with 3 pow + kita and another one with 4 pow and see which one works best for me.
>>541273840Don't call naicha's friends sluts trainer.
>>541273426>0LB kita so I can't borrow anything elseI use my 1 LB Kitasan, you'll live. I've been using a power Oguri myself. Just get lucky on your ace run and get Groundwork somehow while also getting good stats.
>>541273896>MLB HaloI wish. Look again
>4 more days to CM>"what is blockushin?????"retard
>>541273293Here's a few certified successful Blockushin builds
>>541273584comfy jap homelifefuck the work part
Got 16 of the missions done in a single run. Also failed once more to get Groundwork sparks.
>>541273994I wonder if the japs do WFH yet, but they seem like they're 20 years behind everyone else when it comes to work culture
>>541273968Whaddaya mean 4 more days until CM starts?! I'm still not ready!
>>541273979The first one is mine. I'm using this one now. Long Shot is actually reliable, 50+ races and only got to 4th favorite once
https://x.com/Dotto_san_/status/1956716216342782176
MORE SCRIMS! MORE!!!!
>>541273939Nta but that's literally Sweep Tosho, who's bascially the Oguri Cap of horse sluttery, I think we can say Nice has some Naughty friends
>>541273968Are you gonna help or are you just gonna bully? :(
- Professor Curvature = supoka Kitasan - Swinging maestro = Super creek (supoka / uma ), Wedding Mayano pot 5- Beeline burst = Narita brian, Mcqueen anime (uma) / hishino flower (supoka ) - In body and mind = Spe ( supoka / uma ) / narita brian (uma) / winning ticket (supoka)- Rushing gale = teio ( supoka ) concentration = suzuka (uma ) / tazuna (sp) - Breath of fresh air = vodka (supoka / uma ) / tamamo (uma ) - Corner Connoisseur = oguri ( uma ) / air groove weeding / goldship OG (supoka) - G1 hunter = win 7 g1 - Senior spring triple crown = self explanatory- Senior auntum triple crown = self explanatory- Tenno Sweep = win tenno sho spring + auntum - Dirt Devil = 10 dirt win- All Rounder = win 3 dirt G1 + win 3 turf G1- Speed Queen = 1200 stats speed - Power Lifter = power training lvl 5
holy fucking waste of timeshould I just do non-borrow runs to clear this shit out?
Dead gaem
>>541273668>Which part is Frankfurt in?Istanbul
Bros, just read the guide for the next scenario... https://gametora.com/umamusume/aoharu-haiWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>541274315>all rounderFUUAAARRRKKK...
>>541274315>supokalol
>>541274387only 8 million from global? how are they gonna keep servers up with that!
>>541272398This is my setup with approx 80+ runs. I'm farming her for fronts.Ignoring career races, it's Hopeless > Satsuki Sho > Kikuka Sho > Queen (ONLY If I'm missing 50k fan threshold for Aoi, Japan Cup/Arima if I'm missing 100k threshold for farm) > Osaka Hai > Queen Elizabeth II Cup > Japan Cup.Air Groove hints are priority and I sometime buy her skills to prune the list for Groundwork, Eishin Flash hints pretty important, but only for Standard Distance, Kiseki for Summer runner and Mile Corners. I'm rushing Tazuna to 50 green bar friendship in junior year, but I skip her if there are good spd/stm/wit trainings or hints. I buy skills pretty aggressively to win my races, but always try for discount hints.I try to hit 300+ spd 250+ stm 200+++ wit by Hopeless, but you gotta high roll for it usually.I usually run her as Frontrunner with C apt (from parent). I switch to Late on Kikuka Sho if I'm failing 450+ stam threshold and Tenno Sho spring, If I'm on 600 stam or less. If I have buncha good frontrunner skills I just frontrun. On some med races, I switch to pace If there are no frontrunners and hope for promotion. Final Arima Kinen is bitch to win if you around 600 spd and 450 str and lack skills, I usually switch to pace here, only frontrun if I have 700+ spd and 500+ str with good skill combos for groundwork and Tail Held High.
>>541274369Obviously
>>541274432haha just wait until you get to MANT.
>>541268131i didn't have many problems myself
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>>541274438Your Eru...
>>541272297I left my club... don't ghost me aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>541274438Your El Condor Pasa? Your Oguri Cap?
>>541274617Who's your favorite Uma?
>>541273701picrel>>541274515I'll probably be done with the game by then so no worries
>>541271102Sadly have to skip because I'm saving for Eishin. Enjoy your G1 paizuri, Anon.
>>541274387>>541274448I told you guys September will see a massive decreaseWhales are burnt out as well and will tryhard less on CM3Theres just too many games coming out and Uma is eating alot of free time and some will like to explore other games as well.
>>541271752Get exposure anyway you can stomach, ideally around the right level. Whatever you can bring yourself to put yourself through for 30+ minutes a day, do it. Personally I started with working through the most popular A1, A2, etc. Anki decks and the Easy German YT channel. I used a couple sites like https://coerll.utexas.edu/gg/gr/about.html when I needed a proper grammar reference.If I could recommend one thing it'd be Anki. If your native language is a western one then just knowing some vocab will give you a lot of understanding because you'll be able to recognize common nouns, verbs, etc. German in particular has a TON of different cases of random bullshit all overlapping, and in 99% of cases won't hurt your understanding. I also think focusing on vocab early forces you into shit that does matter like vowel pronunciation. My dumb ass took months to even be able to HEAR the differences of the umlaut vowels in passing, much less say them myself.I never got anything from language-teaching in school because they have they have they exhaustively force you through grammar rules, conjugations, etc. Might work for some people but always just made me hate the language. And I think most people have this experience in school with pretty much any subject. These things are important to know, but I'd say to approach them when you actually become curious about them.
>>541274707Air Groove
>building a mile horse>mandatory long race
Reminder that Fuji Kiseki is real.https://x.com/ErikoMatsui/status/1972299024133996952https://x.com/ErikoMatsui/status/1972309928347086862
>>541274315>corner conoisseurwow that is annoying as fuck to getspending 50 billion currency on oguri feels bad too when she's going to just be invalidated by her Christmas version
>>541267724Get good. Toreina issue.>>541267849Every race won as late.
Fat bitches
>>541274582Nice run! Thanks for joining
how do you get accepted to ウマオオオオ
>>541274851just hit stamina and guts targets early, career stat gibs always carry long races
>>541273940After 2+ weeks of not getting lucky I'm not holding my breath on it happening in the next 4 days.
>>541274945how the fuck is this only a silver title lmao
>>541275006You need 10m fans in one day dacchi
I have a decently statted Seiun whose groundwork won't fire half the time, an Oguri Cap pace with both stam and guts under the thresholds, and a Neicha debuffer, and by god I'm ready to get silver in B finals
>>541274981>MLB Sweep Toshos, Kitasan Blacks, and Eishin FlashesI really need to get my own LB3+ Kitasan Black huh.
>>541275084seductress
>>541267397You will get spooked by Doto.
>>541275086Because True Way of Kings exists
>>541275128jesus
>>541274938Isn't corner connoisseur really bad anyway?I thought the rule of thumb was "velocity corners accel straights"
>>541274438Heh
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541274958I don't think she can run with that body
>>541273491bwo your auto-clicker?
>>541274938just borrow goldship card
>>541275143I can tell the third place anon is just like me, we're yet to roll for umas
if grass wonder american why she hate american borgar?
I want CM NOW! No more last minute slacker builds
>>541272236>>541272546>>541271890My paizuri slave
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>>541275217How do they do it...
>>541273491>he doesn't have FGA installedngmi
>>541273979>all of them have gw, thh and many other hard to acquire skillsGuess I'll just build regular aces
does Dacchis have inactives?? I can replace him!!!!
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>>541275363Well if you want them to actually work it has to be the same thing as a normal front before the final spurt
It feels great to not be a lucklet for once.
>>541275309She's a cringe weeb, but its okay cause she's a cute uma.
>Once Riko drops then I can finally roll >Once I finally roll I can start to MLB some of these SR cards like Halo, Eishin, and Sweep>Once I MLB those SRs then I can finally play the game Who else in purgatory right now?
you missed your chancego back to your babby club
Does the first time purchase bonus reset for half anni?
Bwo...I don't wanna drop to Class B....
>>541275458Tell me about Calstone Light OWhat mental illnesses does she have
>>541275519my club only requests dirt racing shoes, no idea why
>>541275490No cause I'm retarded and employed
>>541275605She has the power of autism!https://x.com/Maiger_/status/1970673083792138605
>>541275458Need one more anon to join
>>541275190Mid race accel isn't bad if you don't have the power to consistently match the wit check's target speed randomness. This power and wit interaction is why you see Blockushins with 500 speed take 1st before late race. There is no "rule of thumb" you need to match and adapt your build.
>>541275449lol
>>541275519anon stop doxing our club members.
>>541275490ive just been living with decent SR luck since kita banner. If the scenario free rolls is a myth i might not be able to riko
>>541275640>defending this you realize bragging that you're a retard with money isn't a great flex right
>>541275080Give up and prep for the next CM then. Better than trying to get lucky with Vodka.
>>541275803Just make more money?
>>541274148Apologies for my double digit IQ, but how do you actually run her career? Train power and wit only, with speed during summer?
>>541274958I'm starting to not be able to tell if pics are AI slop or not...
only lateGODs may answerhttps://poal.me/3lhfjx>b-but what about 1 front ace and 2 latesYou are not a lateGOD
>have doctor appointment very early in the morning>can't fall asleep because I've been playing Uma all night since releasewell... I guess I will drink a gallon of tea with sugar morning comes
>>541275582Class B is chill. Join us.
>>541275476More importantly that gave me all I needed to 3* the rest of my trainees
>>541275902Focus on the areas that gooners won't care about. Like look at the left eye here.
>>541275803>Yeah only retards would buy picrel when the 2500 is better.
>>541275629>request dirt shoes twice a day>donate 20 dirt shoesIt balances out for everyone
>>541275519Why you'd post me from Mambo? Also you forgot to capture the Urara sticker!
>>541275803>a spark costs FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARSI wouldn't even do it for half that price, that's so laughableThe only thing ever worth money in this game are things that give you tickets
>>541276012NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T AND I'M TIRED OF YOU ALL PERPETUATING THIS.
>>541275605
>club I joined with a friend had everyone leave>say fuck it and try going somewhere else>go can't browse clubs when not in oneHoly fuck this system sucks.
I've ran 20+ CM rooms and conc/groundwork hasn't failed once. Either I'm a luckshitter or 3 greens/600 wit is overblown
>>541276050Do all Matikanefukukitarus request dirt?I've never seen them request anything else
>>541276073What do you think 20-20 equals to
>>541276130Man the newer umas just are missing something design-wisei mean they're not UGLY, but they... just aren't as good
>>541276073It does you witlet“But I can request 30 shoes if I’m a complete autist and request 3 times on the dot”No one is fulfilling your request because we can only give 20
>>541276145It will fail in finals.
>>541276145i've had runs where ground work doesnt proc with both umas at 700 wit each
>>541276191Light O is very cute You have shit tastes
>>541273940Kitasan is fucking worthless until LB3 so she gets special prio
Another day of runs without grounwork inherit or hinted
>>541276058well they realized that whales run the market so they brought out the harpoonsI would really like to spend on this game but more than 2$ per pull is retardo
>>541276145I have a falco with 85 less power than you (but double circle wet) and 600 wit and all she does is lose to blockushinsI'm starting to think uma musume isn't a wit game...
>>541276191I've heard this about every game LS I've played and still don't see it
>>541276258Then I will simply win with one of my other two aces.
>>541276191Feels like design exhaustion from the team. The only way you can make the 100th character stand out from the rest is by getting more and more garish.
>>541275086The triple crowns are too. hell I got super Uma on maruzensky (Sprint mile medium long dirt) and it's fucking silver...
>>541275458How in the hell my Blockushin got 1st favorite? I even thought I forgot to set mood to great, but no, she got 1st favorite just like that and got insanely blocked by everyone else. That was funny, thanks for joining>>541275872I only train speed at the beginning to build friendship meter. I buy Seiun's skill mid career to make sure it goes smoothly
>>541276153Mostly I think, but actually request the shoes that I have the least of. Thats dirt in 90% of the cases and sometimes long.Dirt shoes bring good luck tho
>>541276289And yet she's my second best option after Tosho who's also one of my only two MLB SRs. Every other non welfare SPD card is 2LB or less. Lucklets exist anon.
>>541276343I have a Falco with more wit and power and she loses to blockers all the time
When is scamcha? I don't mind spending some money for guaranteed.
>>541274315Btw this is permanent, in fact I just finished this mission in jp due to the lack of uma and supoka with rushing gale back then, no need to rush.
>>541275741How can I focus on training my uma when these big boobed beauties are trying to drain me dry?
>>541276191Idk, I personally really like Light O and Durandal, they're high up on my list
>4* Power 3*Stamina 6* medium total>1st place in all G1sI might settle with this. Tachyon event can't come soon enough
why does a dupe uma only give you 60 shards. couldnt they at least give you 100, cyjews fr
>>541276191I've seen posts like this in almost every gacha general
Right now i'm very angry because i failer to pull fujisex>1-4Teio Ryona>5-8Teio Fracture>9-0Teio Smooch
Does someone have the 1k 1k 1k Golshi with MLB R Biko?
>>541276343Bwo your Turf S?Your straightaways?Your luck?Your Pocket late surger just in case you get unlucky?
>>541275803Honestly just listen to the other anon. 33$ is not so bad in comparison to the 70$ pack.
>>541276541>more fake umas
>>541276419I've been told that we get an SSR selector and a LB item in the upcoming half anni event so us lucklets will be able to finally borrow something else SOON
>>541275829That's the plan. Slot in the golshi from my mile TT, throw together a quick Neighcha to screw over anyone who thought 600 stamina would be fine, try to make a workable blocker and then just focus on the next CM.
>>541276284She's literally just Kiryuin Satsuki but uma with a temu Golshi personality without the self-awareness
>>541276596it's also pretty much true for every gacha
>>541276191The cat and dog are very cute and have good designs.
>>541276572Anon, take my warningtop gun unique is kinda shit for fronts, I learned it the hard way, stick to el condor
>>541276343Umamusume is a luck and acceleration gameYou only get one shot at winning
Looking for club, join club ban will be lifted in 18 hours so I would appreciate if someone can save a spot for me. Can do 30-40m fans/month
>>541276696no shit? I chose her because she's a good parent for both Suzuka and Sky
>>541276692Leotards are so lewd
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEI CAN'T ESCAPE VR
>>541276608TEIO GET DOWN
I just realized the importance of good grandparents. You're remaking the parents for every CM anyways, but solid grandparents last for a while.
>>541276191Nah, I don’t agree. I think they’re still good and take the account the horse’s theme, jockey, colors, etc pretty well still, so I don’t really understand how this complaint keeps coming up
>>541276191Bad take, they're still making great Uma trainee designs, you just gotta know where to look
So do fronts just do the same thing for the CM after this one except that Maru fags want 777 to proc their unique?
>>541276856>Sirius>newerYou retarded?
>>541276856Sirius sexo
>>541276073You will learn to BUY Dirt Shoes, and Trade Dirt Shoes.
>>541276596>>541276348>>541276191"classy" gacha games get worse designs over time because the artists run out of "simple" designs and have to resort to gaudy garish lookscoomer gachas get better with age since it's an eternal non-stop arms race of reaching deeper and deeeper into degeneracy
>>541276858Yes, but she will also have Angling and can't be blocked, so she will proc two accel ults and zoom to the finish line
>>541276902If you want RECENT recent, well there's Gentildonna, she's pretty new and pretty hot
EL CONDOR PISS
>>541275838she gave me my first 9 stam
>Everyobe else has MLB Eishin, Sweep, or Halo>I got MLB TaishinI hate this Uma bros
>>541276191it's because their eyes are drawn differently than the original umas and they have a different look compared to the older ones
>>541276995yeah bro everyone has mlb everything except you
>>541276841Because retards fundamentally don't understand how uma designs are created and how much they reference irl stuff so they take it at face value
I'm just throwing my TT squad in and we'll find out how hard I get fucked. it's kind of like a surprise in itself
Using the Uma Quest event as an excuse to work on my TT squad really paid off. Never getting demoted again.
>>541276985In general uma's year 4 umas have been very good, a lot of JP players agree. Year 2 was considered a dark age for design, year 3 was only slightly better, year 4 finally has some umas that have well-loved designs again
>>541276928Springfield is the better mom wife
>>541277035That and I think they have different designers throughout.
We should make an /uma/ on /trash/ like blue archive or azur lane did, i always wonder what type of degenerates i am posting with.
>>541277106They were giving your wallet a time to heal
>>541276841Man Bouquet’s racing outfit is definitely among the best imo.
dancho..... im tired......
>>541267397next time just punch some drywall like a normal person
>>541276995Same. I even got a sixth copy, cleeted it, used the cleets on a SR voucher, and got a fucking 7th copy with the voucher.
>>541276841It feels like a cope, like: “That thing I can’t have now? It’s bad.” I’m sure once they release them, they’ll end up liking them.
>>541277106>do early reroll faggotry>get your meta shit like xoguri/bourbon early + whatever your wife is>sit on it and spend two years amassing broken support card combos>enjoy the good umas in year 4 See guys? Uma musume is easy
>>541277216you must...continue...
>>541277216My dancho raised the daily req this month ;-;
>>541277216Tell me your ID bro, don't worry I just want to check something
>>541277234that feels like even more cope since we have people spamming gentildonna/still in love every day, so clearly people like some late-released umas
>>541275803Even if I have the money, I feel dirty paypigging then complain later theres no content and quit.
>literally the first rest of the careerInto the glue machine you go
>>541276658We're all gonna make it
>>541276824based and keibapilled
>>541277306>shuddering pupils2cute
My autistic cat (uma) wife!
>>541277409You'd have to spend a ton of money to actually get to "no more content" to doThere's endless umas coming out on top of endless support cards
Danchovy kicked me for not meeting the monthly req….
>>541277064This but unironically.
>>541277543if my danchovy kicked me id probably just quit
>>541277409>No contentWe literally have 2 events a month. Multiple Uma's coming out, Support Cards, we even have a CM monthly. There is tons. We are even on an accelerated schedule.
>>541271062almost all of her popularity is with woman that want her to fuck either them or fine motion
>>541277543Based danchou
>>541277464thyat's whyat nyou gyet for nyot training Wit!
>>541277464Dummy, that means you will have less chance of bad event during the later years, which is more important since your facility is higher leveled by then.
>>541277585He's probably skipping all the careers and stories too
>>541277543If you knew there's a req why didn't you fulfill it
>>541277598I want to strangle you until you turn pink
>>541277182You're going to get a lot of male horses with your uma
>>541277657I miscounted….
>>541269892unfortunately bcc is so goddamned stacked this year that it's gonna take a miracle for ebayan to win
>>541277598>>541277628oh yeah that sure fucking worked out
>>541277598hmmm nyes...
>>541277721Train your wit before joining a new club
Rice is in her blue period
Why is grass like this
stego time!
>>541277757>non-Front debut
>>541277713I hope we have better taste than that
>>541277797>>541277846I too browse twitter and follow the Uma LARP accounts
Do (You) need a new club?Are (You) tired of lazy danchos, quotas and discord drama?Then join HonseFun now under new management for a comfy experience with friendly trainers. We know life happens we only ask that you log do your dailies and not abandon your umas. Shoe trading is optional but encouraged.
Stop checking chronogenesis every hour, it's not healthy
>>541277924
your response?
>>541271346she's half american and born in japan, actually
>>541277912The roleplayer accounts are the most annoying shit imaginable and the algorithm for the main feed apparently can't distinguish them from the fanartists so I'm constantly muting people who get their rocks off pretending to be meisho doto if she was a zoomer from LA or whatever
>>541277797GMO Rice
>>541277543
>>541277856AAAAAAAAAA WIFE MATERIAL
>>541278023fund her insurrection
>>541277980t.
>>541278023tell her to raid Taiki's ammo supply
>>541277182Someone will make it once they get horny enough, I'm sure
>>541274060If my funny manga are anything to go by, WFH seems to be a thing, but probably not to the scale like in the west.
Ever since the end of the last CM I've been playing farming parents for Cancer cupGuess how many parents I have ready
>>541277980But my wife is so cute, it’s so hard to resist!
>>541278191Stop doxxing me
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
I was sitting in the other general, wondering why the general suddenly slowed down to 3 posts an hour
so for Stay Gold cygames just made Kino an uma musume and called it a day?based!
>>541277924What do I get if I join?
>>541277924>Shoe trading is optional
>>541278253The same as me, since I've spent zero time preparing?
>>5412782532! You're making Aces right now! I believe in you!
>>541278023Instruct her to take over Tracen
>Being part of a mobile game clan that sets strict, time consuming quotas and drums you out if you miss them>All for ~0.99¢ extra of premium currency™ per monthYou guys don't really do this, right? It's an elaborate community joke, like Ed, Edd n Eddy Online?
>>541278273
I like being in mambo :)Top 3 /uma/ clubs desu
>Danchou implemented a daily quota
>now below 400 rankDanchou what do we do!
>>541278347just join a club with quotas that your natural playtime satisfies
>>541278320How did you know you wizard
>>541278316You should do it, but no one is going to kick you over not trading.
What is the next must pull support card?
>>541278347I am just taking it easy in my casual /uma/ club.
>Danchou implemented weekly penis inspections
Uma for this feeling?
>>541276383What a goofy ass build. Thanks for the tip, I might end up giving this a real shot.
>>541278347I just want to trade goddamn shoes! And no, it's not a fetish thing. Besides, free monthly carats are the bonus.
>>541278412PLATROON!?
>>541278445If chrono tracked it they would
>>541278132
>>541278485
>>541278446Riko and Rice Shower power
>>541278396Already S rank nice
>>541278442a mere trifle for my wit
>>541278445BAD DANCHODE
>>541278494That is essentially what I did except I borrowed Vodka and ran a different wit card. No GW but it still accomplishes the same job.
>>541278483Why would you need more than a monthly punishment check?
>>541278446Hope you're ready to MLB Riko, a card that will be useful for a couple of monthsAnd do that again, and again, and again
>>541278584>no groundwork
>>541278485Golshi would be wife material if reddit hadn't appropiated her
>>541276191Yeah, sure there are great new designs every now and then like Meno/Tact/Believe but unfortunately there are even more meh designs. My guess is because the game has a solid footing now (compared to the early days) so they try to make the designs more "appealing" to attract newcomers and losing the sovlfulness in the process. I mean just look at Almond Eye or one of the many overdesigned umas.
>>541278483Danchode, other clubs are doing better than us!
>>541278347if you don't hit 30mil a month you're not even playing the game desu
Newfag question: Once it's out, will MANT be the best parent farming scenario for a while?Since the meta there is spamming races all the time (except during summer) and you can easily get S+ umas with high stats across the board, it seems like it should be better for parents than Grand Live or GM.Or I'm just a retard and you should always go for the latest scenario because of higher stats overall and scenario specific sparks.
>>541276191This is common global cope btw because of how they have to wait 3 years to get the newmas
>>541278673I actually kinda like almond eye... but I'll openly admit her design is very "extra"
>>541277980I wish I could get my very own club stalker. I want to be popular!
>>541278719Maybe.....
>>541278584Maybe SSR Seiun Sky for Escape Artist in place of SSR Vodka could be big. I'll have to think about it.
Come test your CM 3 umas!576427055764270557642705
DANCHOU YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM
>>541278732these 3 newmas lack sovl albeit
>>541276716Shooting my load on NTR's rude chest
I should be doing some parent farming or something but its the most soulless and disheartening part for me...
What the fuck is this Transfer Request bullshit? Are we whoring our beloved horsies now!?
>>541278661He let others dictate what he likes. Sad!
guess who didn't make it past the kikuka sho
>>541278913It deletes them so no
>>541278901But you really should. 17* groundwork is basically 90% chance to spark it on inspirations.
>been having a laugh at keibafags melting down and coping about the lottery resultsThe race hasn't even begun yet the salt is already flowing. Thanks, hon hon baguettes.
>>541278913it's just a way to get a bit more profit from your glue runs
>>541278913No, we're sending 100000 Oguris to bankrupt NPC's out of existence with enough grocery debt to collapse a small country
is having a higher team overall rating strictly better in team trials? there's a few horses i have where i have a lower scored version that's just clearly better than a higher scored version (better skills, turf/distance S, etc)should i use the lower rated horses because they're better or is the higher team rating too important?
>>541279024Where is the horse going?
>>541278803fucking blockushin
>>541279064Uma heaven
>>541279064Out of this shitty planet
>>541278913Haha I get it the joke is SEX OMG literally comedy GENIUS holy shit you're the first person to ever make that joke holy shit we should abolish parlament of Indonesia and crown you king of SEA
which is /uma/ mambo?
>>541278719Yes, I remember people saying that, but I didn’t care and never went back to MANT or any older scenario (except for some missions)
>>541278901>>541279003Friendly heads up to farm parents for GW, firm conditions, front runner savvy and right-handed for the next 3 CMs
>>541278732Your post sounds more like cope desu, I've seen plenty of people drooling over umas that won't come out for years
her name is Matikanetannhauser
>>541279141Who dude, it wasn't that epic.
>>541279142The flattie one
Is currywurst good for you?
>>541279217>sort by daily average>danchod at the bottomAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>541278313
>>541279141*slaps you* Stop acting like a woman
>>541279142The C rank one
>>541278803>Long Shot worksThat's how it should be.
>>541279142not in the pic
>>541279003I already have 6*/12* groundwork and it sparks enough but i really don't want to keep on doing it
>>541279289Wrong flatty
>>541279281No, but you're not gonna stop eating it
I call her Machitan
>>541279212Holy shit you are literally the funniest indonesian of all time please make a patron you will be funnier than greenteaneko you are literally the king of sex the king of comedy the king of sex comedy dude we should like make a petition to have a full page with your face in the dictionary next to the word comedy its so fucking funny like holy moly transfer actually means SEX it means PROSTITUTION haha i get it the joke is SEX you're a fucking comedy genius cygames should send you 500k carats for telling the funniest joke in history haha SEX
>>541278381
>>541279309Mayachi...........
>>541279450dont forget to take your medication anonchama
>>541279435>>541279281my paizuri slave
Forever my Kingu
>>541279450Mindbroken
>>541279450Someone give this brown man a drink, he's a having a rough day.
calm down
>>541279450you need help
>>541279450send this man to Indonesia
>>541279608post the full imageyou wont pussy
>>541279450Meds, now
>>541279608Don't post Mayano's pussy.
>>541279662but >>541279450 will get mad if i post anything remotely sex
>>541279616Kitasan was such an innocent girl in this short video. Very cute.
>>541279191what about turf? should i bother with distance instead?
verbal abusing my trainee!
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGANE NE NENIGGA NIGGA NIGGANE NE NENIGGA VA MUNYA NYA NYANIGGA!
>>541279450Have sex
>>541279869She's literally me
>>541277924Are there any slots left?
>>541279795wtf....
>>541279062Team rating doesn't matter for anything. You should field horses that'll win the races and use lots of skills. I put in a 13K Scarlet that I gutsmaxxxed and started struggling massively b/c everyone at that higher rating had whale decks. I swapped her with a 10K Scarlet and hit retention real easy.
Is everyone calm again yet?
>>541279869I wish she was in global already...
>>541279897...with ningen
>>541279813Turf would be ideal, but the grind may be too much at that point.
>>541279662https://files.catbox.moe/3mwnel.jpg
>>541279204
I love Marvelous Sunday's fat tits
>>541279450This, please make a patreon and make every joke TEIO SEX or TEIO FILLIES where she's making stupid faces as her brains get fucked out (as a joke)
>>541279795boy uma...
>>541280025I like Tannhauser better
>>541280030
>>541279494
>>541280002No...
nyhehehehYou will NYEVER find that full image
>>541280143She doesn't look happy at all!
>>541279795i look like this
>>541280002…on opposite day
How come all the cropped you guys post of Teio consist of her crying? Are you HURTING her?!
>>541280147Tamamo is such a midget lol
CM room85924707
Are they going to stealth boost the rate for base Special Week/Maruzensky when their summer banner hits? I don't like the summer versions as much and would like a spooking.
>>541279450Friendly reminder that this is the kind of person who gets mad at you for sexing up the umas
>>541279795curren kun...
>>541280147>gives you the ice cream cone>has a cone herself>bites into your cone for no fucking reason>violates U.S. Code § 1365 >gives her fully intact cone back for no reason>proceeds to sing and block the street with her danceHow many years of prison are we looking at?
>>541280298Yes and they're bad people!
>>541280298how come you're replying to the gooner faggot?>>541280305a CUTE midget!
>>541278719If you're struggling to reach 1200 for gamblemaxxing, the powercreep scenarios are great. But nothing beats URA as a scenario spark.
>>541280147can't wait to take chiyo's shoes as a trophy
>>541280408do spark chances cap at 1201?
>>541279450You sound like you've been having a rough day Anon. I'm here to tell you...don't worry! It'll get better! Just think positive things! Think about that time your Uma wonderfully won a race! Then think about how you're working hard to make good aces for your CMs! And, and, think about the carats you'll be saving to roll for your favorite Uma or support cards to make your favorite Uma stronger! Positive thoughts outweight and overpower negative thoughts, always remember that! I'm rooting for you!
>>541280365how do you know he is not 100% sincere right now?
So why does Chiyo have 4 ears
>>541280518dog+uma ears
>>541280306One anon left to join
>>541280380zeroshe cute
>5412794504chan continues to bring out the worst in people, especially in all the mentally ill freaks that were created in the last two decades.
Fuck itI'm done farming one groundwork parent6* stam and 2* pow is good enough right?
>>541280518She actually has 6 ears. Normal umas have 4
>>541279450I'd rather have indonesian posters here than no-fun-allowed faggots like you
>>5412806072* pow is enough1* gw is not enough
Friendly reminder that umas are straight and have sex off-screen.
>>541280467Yes, you get spark reroll later though. Blues depreciate in value later because of stat inflation, they are still good but not worth tearing your hair out if you didn't get 3*. Whites and pinks become more important.
>>541280006trolled again... sigh...
>>541280670yeah, with me
Friendly reminder that I am flirting with a short toreina-san and we hold hands and stuff.
>>541280656Guess it's once again back to the mines...Fun game...
>>541280604I like Tama's cute smile
>3 speed 3 str>only 1 triple and maybe 4 double rainbowswtf????? cmon man...
Reminder that this uma keeps bringing me food every other day, after which we fuck like wild rabbits because she rapes me.
>>541280712https://files.catbox.moe/zv2v9j.jpgSorry anon, here you go
How much longer do I have to wait for my swimsuit wife
>>541280609What do you even need 4 ears for?
how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS?
>>541280864bit rude innit
>>541280864Whoa, Mayano is actually hairy!
>>541280670if this was true the nipponese player base would have stormed cygames and tortured the devs to death years ago. hell, they'd do this if there was ever a male character onscreen with an uma for too long
>>541280864hot
what cards do I need for fan farming?
>>541280864thats what i was expecting the first time
>>541280864no
You're not safe
>>541280737Doto Rape
>>541280864styop blueballing him!
>>541280864my mom is already dead but i am replying so she rests peacefully
bruh.....
>>541281046She promised to marry me tho
>>541281169glue
dont know what grandparents/ parents i should be farming for CM4
>>541280995Hope you like guts in your deck, because that's where a lot of that lies.
>>541281110>>541281110I believe in Cygames plea to not create lewd art of their Umas, for the respect of the owner of said horses.
>>541280995I'm averaging 1m a run with this setup but honestly you should just use whatever you got with 15-20% that wouldn't brick your deck.
>>541281172A cheating wife is fine
>>541281038THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>541281370Dont slander NTR, she is a good woman!
>>541281263>FRSeiun and Maruzensky (if you're not planning to run her). Fuji's unique would be very welcome too>Otherslol who cares
>>541281263farm deez*unzips umapants*
>>541280864No
>>541281332>Cygames plea to not create lewd art of their Umasis that true? newfag btw
There is no proof that fullimage even exists
>>541281353>41 racesHow do you even manage to do that?
>>541280928What's the point of fat tits on an uma
>>541280864hmmm.....
>>541281370NTR's rude chest and sex eyes..
>>541279662it's sloppa, just make your own
My uma secretly training with another trainer behind my back...
>>541281592You just spam races once you reach 700/500.
>>541281628Stay mad, plank.
>>541281748does anyone else see angry eyes with a mustache
>>541280864wow mayanofags are spineless cowards what a surprise!just say you dont have it anonchama desu
>>541281723But she's learned so many things! Will you let her show you?!
>>541281748How do titlets come back from this...
>>541281485So only seiun and maruzensky uniques matter nothing else like El pasa again?
suzuka and taiki torenas are frensfuck your gay forced rivalry
>>541281748>>541281628Joke's on you nerds, I love it when flatties and fatties compete with each other.
>>541281170this cannot be real
>>541280609delete this
Orange friends!
>>541281863>WAAAAHHHHHHH>WHERE'S MY CUNNY PICS>POST THE CUNNY RIGHT NOW!!>IT'S NOT OFF TOPIC IF IT'S CUNNY!pathetic, I can't wait until they rangeban all of SEA
>>541281995>no mayonaise
>>541281926
I'm sorry Danchou... I'm joining Eden.
How do I get the jp version of race simulator?
Does the Takamatsunomia Kinen not count toward the 3 G1 sprint/mile races in the first bullet point? Because I won the optional senior year Victoria Mile and also won the Takamatsu Kinen and Yasuda Kinen career goals, but didn't get this event.
>>541281980you can check on jbis
>>541282046Well these three are friends in game. Top Gun is nowhere near them.
Big tits, am i right fellas?
>>541281975One always mogs the other though
>>541282132Yeah, Suzuka is so fucking sexy like my fucking god
>>541280380>ConeIt’s a crepe bro
My wife is so sexy
>>541281938Pretty much. You can also take Fuji to protect your lead late-race
>>541282046she has her own clique
>>541282081And don't you dare to comeback, filthy traitor.*spits on your face**pisses in your coffee**shits on your pillow*
>>541282129Who is this intelligent looking tit monster
when you use your waifu as a support card, she's actually interacting with other toreina and not her actual trainerthis means you're getting cucked by your other-self
>>541282132I don't think those are Tracen approved swimsuits...
>>541282182does this meaningfully differ from triumphant pulse?
>>541282129Bakushin wife!
>>541282169why is she like this
>>541282132They should both have pubes peeking out from their sling bikinis
>>541282276Main difference is that it triggers for first place. It also activates sooner, which is better for longer courses due to the adjusted duration
We need more umas that wear pantyhose
>>541282087it it's a secret event, then not every character has them implemented from the start, mostly due to the fact that a diffrent not yet in the game as a card or uma character appears in it
>>541282380Good taste.
>>541282363Everyone has needs
Pot check!
who's the prince charming?
>>541282660Her dad.
>>541282660Kitahara, duh
>>541268579>>541268579>>541268579
>>541282613im almost out
>>541282660I thought that was a gun...
>>541282424The event is listed in the in game archive so it should be there.
>>541282293Bakuwife, even!
Last for Urara-chan.
>>541287421Nope. Last is for Ogurin-chan!
LAST FOR URARA-CHAN!