Previous: >>541306619>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Teio!
Just be lucky(:
Ehhhhhhh makuween...
>>541333414i don't think this is legal...
Digitan LOVE
>>541333451doomed to be an uma prostitute
>>541333308Well she's never given anything to me so I only call her SHITraoki-SHARTma
>>541333508Need the definitive list of destined for porn/prostitution umas
Sexsan Black
I have noticed that like 50% of mayano debut race in URA end with her being 2nd and I am confused as to why it only happens to me with her
>have to write test questions for students (uni)>Don't feel like doing it>Fapping to umas>Submission date tomorrow
>>541333414>Just be lucky
Why is Urara beefing with fucking helicopter in the Aoharu/Unity Cup poster?
>>541333508While she is trying her hardest to make this parent run annoying. I would never bet McDonalds only on hopeless stakes and it always pays off, to some extent.
which falcon, western man?please no "they're both glue", this is the best I can manage
>>541332590>Post Legend Race: Fine Motion (Bridal)>Yes, father dearest. This man took not just my first but my second time. Yes, in this outfit.>To be treated in such a fashion while dressed like this...>I must go straight to the embassy and prepare the formalities...>Ah, is that so?>So in my case, we can settle this matter straight in the town hall.
>>541333763coward
Why is Narita Brian so pretty?
>>541333785they're both glue right
>>541333763>using a G2 as guarantee instead of futurity stakes of juvenile filliescoward
>>541333840I just don't want to lose the career because the other horses are cheating.
>>541333648What subject do you teach anon?
Is it true Guts does nothing?
>>541333648Known feelio. Just copy some old tests and change the numbers.
>>541333980somehow this image made me think of need for madness instead of transformers
>>541333691couldn't get past the tutorial boss in armored core 6
>>541333785left
71628395 cm3
>>541333258Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>541333834Made for being publicly embarrassed by showing my affection for her, just like Opera
>>541334084noit just caps out usefulness really fastfor this CM for example you want 301+ for the speed boost
>Retention Score reached 482kSTOP THE COUNT ALREADY.
>>541333926Speaking about herShouldn't the main story chapter with her be on Global on the 7th? On JP it was 20th of July, which is Gold City banner day
My club is unfortunately dead, anyone got room? I'm active daily bc I'm unemployed and currently have 100k fans :^))ID:698799159741
LET ME INTO HONSE FUN PLEASE I TRADE SHOES AND DO MY DAILIES
>>541333785Not sure what possessed you to pick red shift instead of something useful. Left is probably slightly better at staying in front, but I think any good late/end will catch up.
What the FUCK, we have grandpa professors here?!??
Evening dachis, time for another divegrass match. It's our final friendly match for VGL25, we're playing against /kfg/. Get in, we're starting soon. https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>541334424I applied, I'm the suzuka
>>541333648This is what we have AI for anon. To do the work we don't want to do.
>>541334580a fourth leg fracture for teio!
>>541334686thanks cutie
>>541334674We got everyone here.>Blackrock executives>University professors>40 year old NEETs
>>541334686>kemono friends was a game first before the animehuh
why are there so many fucking mejiros in this game
>professorWilling to bet they're still a TA
>>541334580(You've alerted danchou)URA Finale Champion or Steamy Memories?Sorry if I missed a reply
>>541334929>We got everyone here>>Old men>>541335006>Be important to horse racing>End up with 30 horses in a video game about horse racing
>>541334729Anon I don't want to lose my job. I can 100% tell when a student used AI. I am sure someone in management can do the same.>>541333992 linguistics
I feel like I should be cleating stuff as f2p. Should I be cleating stuff?
I started playing a month ago and I spent 50 dolareedoos already. That 50 paid carats daily pulls really have me by the balls... Future doesn't look bright
Teio sex
>>541334686
to double CM winners, are you chilling or going for a triple crown this CM?
>>541335280I'm going to rape the director
>>541334686GET IN GET IN GET IN
>>541335114Tits and ass?
>>541335168whats the point of not using AI for testssurely there's not very much difference you can do for each test
>>541335246cleat stuff you already MLB, if you don't care about collecting event cards, i guess you can, personally i'll never do that even after learning they never return
>>541335147Steamy Memories
>>541335114NTA but at least I'm a postdoc.
>>541334686let's get it lads
HARIKITTE IKOU!!!
>>541335427Welcome :D
>>541335360AI is incredibly stupid and can't write test questions without fucking up. All that muh gpt5 muh grok is still shit, AI can't follow a train of thought for more than a few sentences.
Kill me
Why is the transfer request not resetting?Is it going to reset later today?
>>541335246Depends on the value of a given card.I've cleated wit dober because I've got MLB wit cards already, planning on doing it to the gold ship as well.If you daily pull then cleating Rs is a no brainer.If F2P then you have to check if there's a SR or SSR variant (SR Halo mogs R Halo; R Rudolf has no higher tiers but it does the same thing at 0LB or MLB so it's whatever)If you get tickets don't treat them as free pulls unless it's the golden ones, save them for when you're sparking.
>>541335168Students aren't allowed to use it, since the whole point is for them to learn. Your job is to create tests to improve the students learning. It's not cheating if you use it. Are there policies against using AI for faculty work?
>>541335360nta, but if a good student can't tell a test question is garbage, either the subject is garbage or the student is. The profs they'll bring it up to certainly can tell.
okay so i got a seiun trying to roll for fuji, i wanna make her a parent for the next CM, what skills am i look for front runners in that one?
why do all CM guides have this thick SEA accent, are they all inbred or something
>>541335554Thanks danchou!
>almost perfect>speed rainbows stop appearing right at the last minute againjust fuck my shit upI'm so close
>>541334345Ass wonder was too strong...
>>541334929She looks like she’s having fun
>>541335384>cleating event cardsInitially I thought "no way I need them!" but now I regret not doing it because I'll never use that dober card and probably won't use this gold ship one either. especially when I learned that it's only like 2 ssr cleats for the items
>>541335658I swear to God I'm going to get her pregnant
Umapyoi
>>541335713>are they all inbred or somethingThat's just an effect of SEA being muslim
19942612cm3
game start!
>>541335649AI is not good enough for professional work. People have already gotten fired for using ai in court cases and medical situations
>>541335649International students are allowed because they pay a fuck ton of money
its over
There are actually just runs where your uma who has good stats and skills just doesn't win for some reason huh?Why?
ANIKI NOOO
fuck this gay earth.....
>>541334929>40 year old NEETsDisgusting
Guys......?
>>541336503before she discovered racism....
>>541336386
>>541335946>3 gold ships
>>541336503even chuds were cute once...
>>541336503
>>541336264Because any race has a million sources of randomness. Your starting gate, starting delay, your skill activations, the wit-based microadjustments they do during the race, being blocked or not, plus the same for all the other umas.
>>541336567front runner meta moment I see
HIT THE NET IDIOTS
>>541336567Gold Ship game.
>insane long ball>perfect backheel control>barely missesshiraoki protect us
>>541336503What a cute kid "licks lips"
is groundwork + 3 greens gonna be the same for the next cm as well?
>>541336553THAT FUCKING BIRD
So…that McQueen alt I got in the last threadPerhaps my anger was misplaced
>>541336264I fully believe that one anon who said if you have 400 in a stat before first inspo the AI rubber bands hard so you win less. I've noticed that phenomenon too many times it can't be a coincidence.
>>541335649>Your job is to create tests to improve the students learning.This is exactly why they can't use it. It's garbage and someone will almost certainly point it out. So-called AI is just a toy. At that level it's like trying to pass off a cardboard tank as the real deal. It might be a really good likeness, but if you actually try using it for anything important it falls apart. Even if they don't have specific policies against it, they will certainly not look favorably on incompetent work. Look at what happens when people try to use AI to code anything complicated...
>>541336754No, every CM the number of greens necessary goes up by one.
insane header goal
>>541336865HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
Here is you skill hint bwo>Cloudy Days
anyway to stream the l'arc ? i have no idea how to pirate sports
ANIKI WATER YOU DOING AHHHHHH
I watched that grass wonder getting boner at seeing special week video. I had a duck twitch when I saw her big, swinging...
Why is Haru Urara fighting a helicopter in the Unity Cup promo art
>It's over>We're back>It's over (you are here)I'm over 30, you can't do this to me
>>541336882If you're competent you can correct the mistakes the AI makes, but at that point it might be faster to just do the work yourself anyway
that nameless uma is a jobber, get her off the team
>>541337076She is the only one who can...
>>541336754Until V Bourbon comes out who has groundwork in her kit.
PUTA
Not building frontrunners for CM4, just not gonna do itOguri Cap, Agnes Tachyon, Dominator debuffer, that'll get me to A League Finals just fine
>>541334929>Blackrock executivesI think we should KILL them!
Cycle of CM3 life>Front is meta! Run fronts!>Late surgers win>Okay, fine, how about 2 lates and a front?>Can't feat /left because too many ends, some Taishin wins>Okay, okay, 2 ends and a late?>Ends get blocked, late can't feat/left. Front wins>Okay, so... uh, fronts?>Late surger wins
So every other front runner is just dead against falco. What a fucking retarded unit. Kill yourselves falco users.
we're back
the GOAT!!!
>>541335963post a link nigger
>>541335775it's a good value desu, but i as a collector just feel against it, i want to think eventually when i'm drowning in monies and with no care in the world i can use them, the golshi one feels useful for long distances but no talent prio is awful i do have to say she has given me groundwork twice back to back, not shilling ofc, just that it shocked me
>>541337427>a "this is sparta" shit post in 2025holy fuck
>>541337431Should've rolled for Umadol
>>541337441very cute retard>>541334686up here
okay what would i change here for a front runner parent, or should this be good enough?
>>541337505Read the thread lilbro https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
I am requesting Eishin pit AI slop
>>541337085Yeah, that's the main problem with using AI for coding too. It actually ends up taking longer most of the time. Correcting mistakes is usually more tedious than just doing it right, right from the start.
>>541337590thanks
is concentration a must or can I cope with focus only?
>>541336503>Special Minute>Special Hour>Special Day
>>541337416Cycle of CM3:Happy Feet! (Triple Groundwork fronts)Wombo Combo (late surgers + blockushin)That Ain't Falco! (Everyone trying to make Seiun Sky workOOOOOOOOH, WHERE YOU AT, WHERE YOU AT, GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED (Smart Falcon breaking the meta over her knee)
>>541337431Not in my experience. There's a whole lot of rng going into which front gets to angle.And if the fronts spend everything on mid race, they usually die against the lates/ends anyway.
>>541337763focus is trashyou're using it just to proc groundwork
>>541337427>This is Sparta remixMaruzensky...
CM3 TEST ROOM18435597
LETS GO /UMA/! LETS GO!
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541337598here you goon an other note any clubs recruiting?
>>541337598
my friends probably think I'm insane
>>541337427Now this is Cap (as in peak)
>>541337763It's a must if you want to clear that one goal in special mission
>>541337952Join honsefun! We have 5 spots remaining
we're SO back
RUDOLF SCORED!
>>541337079Do people actually watch this guy?
>>541337970You aren't?
RUDOLF SWEEP
jesus fucking christI need auto roll
>>541337427now do a MLG quickscope edit with darude sandstorm
KOTE HEIKA
>>541337509The golshi card may have a bajillion skills, but with high frequency and max hints each time (no need for pruning), there's a decent chance of getting the one you want, along with a bunch of other stuff. It's actually a good parent card. No priority is fine for that, especially with okay mood/training eff.I cleated Dober though
>>541337970Very important feature
>>541338127I don't know how anyone watches any streamerWhy watch someone play a game when you could play it yourself?Especially when the game is fucking free
>>541338081it's for CM acebros post your suzuka please I need to know what skills should I buy
Kino
who's this supposed to be
nyooo...
>>541338339WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
>>541337963>>541337957>>541337952White girl pits aren’t like Japanese girl pits. They stink.
>>541338339Mama Cocha
>>541338339Shin Emperor
odds i spend my three borrows on parent runsevens i spend my thee borrows on ace runs0 i kill myself
>>541337825Falco>Sky(with victoria)>Lates/ends(unless blocked)>Falco>...
>>541337427Why can't I find this on YTMND?
>>541338110Sent :^) (unironic)
our wingbacks fucking suck
Gentildonna love
Does someone have the Cafe webm where she's infront of the mirror and her reflection is acting really cute?
>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprivedfuck this game
lads i have a question about hints.if i have to miss a hint and for example it was going to be groundwork, does it get offered again or is that a rip for that hint?
>>541337763My suzuka has a tendency to fail (blocked maybe?) on a late start, but I didn't have enough points left for concentration since I really needed the mid race stuff...
>>541338258Coward.
>>541338538Her tits look so good here
>>541338649
why no sextra time
>>541338459Well request niponees umas next time
>>541338834Thanks, I was thinking of this and had to see the full
rough
>>541338776what mid race and late race skills should I take
ANIKI YOU FUCKING SUCK AT GOAL KEEPING
>>541338834holy fuck I love Manhattan Cafe so much
ANIKI WHY
your match results umadacchis
>putting a n*ngen on the team
even the casterbros were rooting for us and we let them down.
>>541339118WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME
>>541339010penalty kicks are a shitshow
ANIKI HATEPOST ARDAN
>>541339118>janny dotokek
any of these good parents or grandparents for the next cm? or should i try getting more greens
>>541339234Ardan sex
I'll jump to the left again, they'll never expect that one
>>541338994Hard to say... check gametora for how useful they are.Not enough mid race and others will beat you to the front.Not enough late race and you might let the lates and ends catch up.This CM is even more of a skill activation roulette than the last one.
>>541337017use a vpn and watch it through abema
aniki HATE
>>541339340how is he so BAD
>>541336503>you will never be manhandled by loli week
>do daily single>skip animation>game cuts to gate>Urara HaruUh, what the hell?That wasn't my first Haru by a long shot
Have you ever seen early lead activate
>>541339273look up her skill animation
>>541335803ntr's rude chest..>>541334929>40 year old NEETsYeah me
>>541339440>
>>541337427Umazing, チョベリグ even
Weren't anons talking about rolling just for some R card?What was that about?
https://x.com/8ataEiXyww5004/status/1951472516754710803
58210733cm3
>>541339461>>541339273
>>541337427it's peam
>>541339620it's skipko but the catch is that if you want to MLB the R version you have to roll 200 anyway
>>541339620Probably the Riko card for the next scenario.
>>541339620Riko?for Unity Cup
>>541338563Welcome!!! :D :D :D :D
>>541339681god damn these rooms fill up faster than i can select my fucking umas on this dogshit slow ui
>>541338538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnywiXLYN8
>>541339557It's Urara Haru!Hi!
>>541339234Ardan Wife
>>541339789i'm more curious why they have the "spectating OK" blurb but you can't actually spectate fucking anything
>>541339726Doto smooches
>>541337416Simply win the gamble!
>>541339726I will now pull for doto
What’s the etiquette around cuddling your trainee? I want to hug McQueen REALLY bad.
okay thanks
>>541339985what's the cloud supposed to be?
>>541339954digitan LOVE
>>541339234>this is a sickly and frail uma
>>541339726Clean it up Doto
>>541340149>flattie(slut)
>>541340149I will cum inside of this flat old man.
>>541339985If you needed more reasons
I need more Cafe
Lucky fast?
>>541339681Mmm... bacon.
>>541340149I'm going to mark this shorty's womb
air groove likes anal and pretends she doesnt like it!!!
>>541339385All power, no wit
>>541340263If I don't get Doto, don't come to tracen that day
>>541340338Shiraoki-sama sent tea leaves that said it's time to lock the fuck in
>>541340356hope I don't find this anonpiggu in the cm
>>54133978914644906 u u u u
>>541340356uhhh that seiun has like 2 midgame skills??
>ran out of donation slots before noonThank you anons, for helping with the club advertisements and breathing it back to lifeWe are so back
>People already have Fuji Kiseki aces.And you guys think 12 hours won't be enough to make a Summer Maru for the Final of CM3? Get real.
>>541340356>MLB Teio SSRWhat in the god damn..
Is it ever viable to go 3 spd/2 pow/1 wit on vodka for 1200/600/1200/x/600 stats? On paper it seemed possible but I'm not having any luck
>do a 10 pull for fuji kiseki>rainbow gate>oh shit>get the condor from the other bannerWTF
>>541340408
>>541340373I'm gonna give him more six kids to abandon
>>541340619>gutsluet
>>541339356here's the list of my skills, which one should I buy?
How's this?
>>541340619>lv5 uniqueI wouldn't worry about paypigs
>>541340619I have already accepted I'll be getting blasted by a Summer Maru in finals.I already lost CM2 to a Seiun
>>541340735It's okay. In Body and Mind kind of fucking sucks.
>>541340263>files=.mp3you got the original webm with sound
>>541340735No stam threshold OR mile S, gotta get at least one anon
>>541340616>breathing*bringing
>>541340149Old man>>541340373OLD man>>541340685OLD MAN!!!!
>>541340626My account hit a very funny speed card distribution.
>>541340619>607+292=899Holy brick
My oshis? Valentine Bourbon, Summer Maruzensky, Xmas Oguri
LMAO KWAB
>>541340616What club?
"Fuji Kiseki's outfit is made for Paizuri"
Alright, it's time to get serious
>>541341043Do you not have a penis or are just retarded
>>541340895MY COLLAR'S BLUE AND MY NECK IS REDGOTTA FARM SPARKS TO KEEP MY UMAS FED
Orange
>>541341043my sides
1 million fans today, danchou is not gonna kick me this time
>>541340974You're a moron. Minimum stamina and guts is 550 and 250601 stam is for the 7% secret speed boost
>>541340509>Neck>Neckutter coolness
>>541340716Angling/groundwork/left/standard non negotiable, probably get target and focus for redundancy, next is f-p and mile straight o, after that probably curvature and double circling left or mile straight, something to that effect.
>have 10 total mile stars worth of sparks>go 3 runs without seeing 1 (one) mile S
>>541341030HonseFunOur member count was nearly slashed in half by the end of day 1
>>541341054Sexo
>>541341043how do you think paizuri works in a regular outfit?
>>541341279Thanks for the input goldbro
>>541340619Whales have to do less runs average to get a good enough ace because their cards are simply better. Biko + kitasan by themselves can literally highroll pump 1200 speed on an uma with speed growth.
Waiting for Daring Tact
>>541341314Went 8 runs on 14/15* mile parents without a single mile spark the other day. Also failed two 2% trainings. Some days you just can't win.
Good game, even if we lost. Anyways, time for me to get your suggestions for the team here: https://forms.gle/FAxvVRy189jqNYj7AAnd to address the Bono in the room - yes, the team is still based on JP memes and will continue to do so since I'm a JP player. But unless the You-know-who shows up and actually delivers you guys need to be represented - and I'm willing to give you a dedicated player or three. Give me your best memes either here or in the poll and I'll see what I can do. And for the love of God don't let this player be Golshi or Tachyon(or Agnes as some of you call her) because I'll blow my brains out instead.
Are we getting new transfer requests or is that it?
>>541341302made me realize my gold wonder needs to be remade with a lot more skills
curvature isn't actually very good, it's less effective than mile/late corners because of the 1.8s duration (garbage)
>>541341532reddit tachyon
>>541341532I think it should be Golshi because I like her :)
>>541341532One of them definitely has to be Gaslight Dancer
>>541341043Come on now, anon. It's quite simple.
>>541341306so, like this?
gn
>>541341532put Chrono Genesis, she’s our overlord, watching over our fan gain
>>541341550yeah there is still another where you transfer your mom over 5 requests
>>541340716Obviously, you'll want the relevant greens, angling, groundwork, mile straightaways,Corner recovery if you don't have enough stamina to withstand a rush. S rec if you really don't have enough stamina.Probably fast-paced.I'd buy concentration just in case, but that's a matter of opinion. Early lead will probably be useless, but could save you in edge cases and is cheap.Curvature is expensive but could help if you have any left. Unrestrained is a real gamble and will usually be useless.Beeline is probably too expensive...
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE DON'T RUN AWAY BEFORE SUMMER CAMP
>>541341765Sweet dreams Matifucker.
>>541341765umasumi
I'm sorry my precious umadol. Your Groundwork didn't proc so you had no chance.
>>541341532were just recycling memes from JP anywaysjust put in old memes
>>541341948>Narita Taishin wins!
>>541341854>>541341938thx
nyoooo this was the meme run where I get concentration and fuck off, what the hell
>>541339806>>541337427why are people like this? you see one joke, and EVERYONE instantly copies it. same goes for xitter, except there people to it for money and rage bait.
>>541341532You can use the jp memes if you want but only if Halu Ulala has mouths full of expensive rye grass at all times
>>541342051
I've been farming parents for a month, and I have literally 0 good parents for either front runners or end closersAt this point guess all I can do is to get whatever trainer I can with the appropriate skills with the power of friend parents I guessFor CM3, the best sparks should be parents with 9* Stamina and mile + gw or thh, right?
>>541333926She convinced me that we should be able to put our umas in their casual clothes on our home screen. Normally she just makes my dick hard, but in her casual fit she reaches a degree of aesthetic appeal that shouldn't be possible for someone who looks so fucking homeless in her racewear.
>>541341831should I ditch double circles on left and get mile straightaways? >>541341750
>>541341532KidsLookinTouchablemake it one of the loliuma
>>541342251You eventually can unlock casual outfits for your umas in the home screen in JP and they get special dialogue about it too. You just need to reach a certain bond level iirc
>>541341532I second >>541341795The club leech doxer should be in the team
>>541342213that's a cute Natie in the morning
>>541342160Heh yeah, glad I'm unlike those poseurs and only post on 4chan known for people never posting the same joke twice.
>>541342183>is that... my best friend coming to tell me how much she loves me???>no no no stop it stop it im going insaneeeee>AIEEEEEE SAVE ME BIWA!!!!
>>541342365but can they run in the casual outfits
>>541342459Only after the sex scene unlock
>>541342160it's youtube comments what do you expect?
>>541342459Only home screen and lives
>>541342632
Is there a guide for must pulls? I know Oguri Cap (Christmas) was mentioned but I'm unsure of others
>>541341532Gaslight Dancer or Goo Goo Babies
>>541342428>treats love and affection from her best friend as a huge annoyanceTruly the 4chan horse
>>541342680Nobody should make Nishino Flower cry. Her smile should be protected at all cost.
>>541340616We gotta be the change we want to see danchou. You didn't ask for the position and it would have been unfair to make you do all the work yourself.I said we would bounce back and I meant it.
>>541341679>>541342701Alright, I need context on Gaslight Dancer.
>>541342693Summer MaruValentine Bourbon
>>541342735she's very obviously putting on airs
what the HELL is going on in there
>>541341532Gaslight Dancer to properly represent the state of these threads and global "guides"
>>541342604the quality that I see on pornhub
>>541342842Actual horse name, and global is full of sloptubers and discord kiddie advice givers that just regurgitate Korean talking points about the meta without understanding half of the actual mechanics of the game or why their advice is or isn't valid.
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>541342303Unrestrained is a big gamble... you'd need it to hit right at the last few seconds of the last corner to even do anything. Personally I'd double mile str and left before considering unrestrained. But if your stats are weak, maybe you *do* want to gamble?
Why doesn't Spicaman simply propose to Silence Suzuka?
>>541342428Honestly BNW is pretty funny to me. Taishin is clearly someone who's got the biggest of complex so she's always angry but she's constantly doing cute things. Winning Ticket is VERY LOUD AND PASSIONATE which helps both Taishin and Hayahide because holy fuck this uma's adrenaline is pumping 24/7 we gotta match that shit if we don't want to get left in the dust. Hayahide's calculatative but also kind of a huge fucking dork as seen in every event she's in (especially Taishin's SR event which has her dancing with Tickezo to cheer up Taishin.)
>>541343009>regurgitate Korean talking pointsWait. These soulless grifters repeat KOREAN advice, not Japanese, or even Chinese trash?God I love modern day youtuber so fucking much, they're all so goddamn retarded.
>actually mindbroken by Gemini
>>541343020here's my stats
>want to do a parent run>keep getting triple rainbowsreal funny cygays
>>541342896they are having fun :)
>>541343203I have a bunch of those in my friend follow list. Turns out once tiktok kids and instagrammers stop playing cm the competition gets a little more stiff. Also if you browsed here during end of cm1 the actual fragility of peoples' egos at the time that was put on display was insane.
>>541343020The payoff is huge though. Unrestrained is .4 acceleration so if you get it you probably won. It carried my Suzuka pretty hard in CM.
>>541343308The only real must pull
>>541343267>post this>quadruple rainbow
Evil Digitan
>>541343474>has chance to get 1.1k parent for increased chance at desired blue spark and complainsLuckfags are the worst
The power of the big city...
>>541343401all the goldshitters lost for CM3
So uh, about that Buttsweat application, is Dancho awake yet?
>on a dud ace run, only hit front runner savvy and groundwork, not on pace to reach 1.2k speed or 601/301 stam/guts>ass-pull a sunny days hint from senior year tokyo cup>ok whatever>random +70 speed senior early december>okay>clear finale qualifiers>ass-pull a standard distance hint>holy FUCK>double rainbow on speed which will let me hit 1.2k>YES>get well soon on a 15% fail rate>FUCK>clear finale semis>4 umas on stam which will let me at least hit 601 on great mood>>don't over-do it on a 13% fail rate>-20 stam>finish with this heap of shiti fucking hate this game
You only had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mind, right?!
>>541343602belno light is such a whore...
>>541343758I think you should eat your vegetables
>>541343224Hmm... enough stamina too. But no mile S.If you ditch unrestrained and go for double mile str and left, I bet this would be pretty good in round 1 and probably 2, because you need to win the mid race against all the bakushins and falcons. But if A finals were all I had to worry about, I might just have to gamble and cross my fingers because the lates and taishins are likely to catch up. But unrestrained has a pretty low chance of working because it can hit anywhere on the final corner.
>>541343401That is any pvp game. 100% anyone having a melty over losing CM never played a team sport in school.
>>541343647i thought dont overdo it only appears at 20%+ failures
>>541343758>>541343820sweep, admit defeat...
>>541343758>>541343820>>541343909this event hits different when training fuji
>>541343408The SP cost is also insane. Final Push may be worth
>>541343224your wit might be too low to actually fight the seiun and falcos
>>541343308What's her problem ?
>>541343193Japs tend to have their information scattered about in 5 year old Twitter dumps and the like. Their websites also tend to be light on the critical autism and numbers element of gameplay and go for a more casual appeal. Chinks and Koreans gathered that data and the gaslight doc basically lifted wholesale from that and every other sloptuber's understanding of the game comes from that doc.
THIS IS THE RUN
>>541344009Any front with less than 600 wit is pure gambling. Groundwork is a fickle mistress.
Hotsprings ticket wins:>Nice Nature1x>Seiun Sky1x>Agnes Tchyon2x>Daiwa Scarlet6xBros, is this a sign? Have I been (((MARKED))) by this twintailed cutie?
>>541344172Stop bragging Vodka
>>541343617why? i'm just running golshi again
>>541343647If you bought heals instead of less useful skills, this could've worked. Or even double standard and sunny for that little bit more hp if you really didn't have heals. What were you thinking?
>>541343837Giving everyone a trophy in school will literally never be anything but a mistake.
>>541344243This already lives, the thresholds on guides are for the track speed boosts.
>>541343647grim
>>541344293This but unironically
>>541343982ditch unrestrained, get final push and take double circle on mile straightaways and left handed then?
>>541344142So what you're telling me is that these faggots HAVE to rely on garbage bin countries and their shite, otherwise they might have to put EFFORT into their videos?
Its funny watching people go hyper autistic over stat thresholds when my Smart Falcon doesn't even have 1100 Speed and still makes CM lobbies her bitch
>>541343308>spats Do any of the units in this game wear panties?
I fucking hat Yuri
Bros...
>>541344209disengage safety protocols
>>541343837I didn't know you were getting paid for winning in school sports
>>541344493Go on, host a room then.
>>541344543No. The closest you'll get is Mihono Bourbons tight fitting leotard that shows off how HUGE HER ASS IS.
She's such a darling from these few convos we have but some anon warned she's one of those conniving women.
>>541344574i would need to host 5 concurrent rooms for your mom tho
>>541344493Retards still think CM3 is simply stat threshold + redshift adjacentIts always been skill spam.
>>541344142>jp sites are a gaslight>chink and gooks are gaslight>doc is a gaslight>youtubers are a gaslightI guess there's literally nowhere to get info to improve on this game then
>>541344419You're getting gaslit into bricking your uma
>gives you Gourmand?
>>541342893Just like 4chan
>>541344656So... you were lying? Or were you talking about max rank B rooms?
>>541344726you can trust us :)
>>541344739SPE I'M HUNGRY YOU EITHER GIVE OR YOU HYDRATE ME RIGHT NOW NO QUESTION MARKS
>>541344574Bet71074747
>>541344726Uma Musume is a Gaslight Derby
>>541344771i wasn't the anon with the smart falcon and i just wanted to do a your mom joke
>>541344803>ask questions>get ignoredNo
>>541344209made for hotdogging
>>541344870ask a question and post a sweaty horse for more attention
Which uma farms career rating the fastest? Speed/Wit Bakushin maybe?
>>541344870people tend to answer my questions here even though my questions are all retarded
>>541344652I'm gonna BRIICK my account for GORUDO SHITTY
>>541342735I don't have any friends.
I like that little ear movement they do when they're standing there.
fuck it I'll just gambleshiraoki sama please bless me at the finals
>>541344919i don't know but your mom farms calories the fastest
>>541345023I'm sorry, Joshua.
>>541344851The biggest gaslight of them all is>run the uma you liket. whale running SSS tier uma for the specific course which will be dumped for next CM
Wife Nature
>>541344574Its as shrimple as that
How important is it that Groundwork procs at the very start? Is it doomed if it procs 1-2 seconds in off Prudent Positioning or something?
>>541345023Let's start being friends, anon! Now first, tell me your name and address.
>>541345039Even if you win the groundwork gamble, you need to also win the opponent has no midrace skills check.
>>541344574TOLD STATUS?????
>>541345023We are your friends
>>541344419Non-Negotiable:>Left>Standard>Target>Concentration>AnglingVery Good>PoCGood>Fast-Paced>Unyielding SpiritGambling>Mile StraightawaysGambling but too expensive>Straightaway AdeptGarbage bait>Final Push/Unrestrained>OO greens that aren't Wet Conditions
>>541345140I wasn't fast enough to join and you haven't posted a summary I see.
>>541345152Please let me understand the groundwork memeYes it lets you go to the front faster. But then some random uma with lower speed and power randomly overtakes yours halfway through the race anyway, then what?
>>541345023Ganbare, anon! We're here for you
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
WONDERFUL fucking start
>>541344805
>>541344367Yeah, I guess with the greens it might. Seems awfully close to the edge though. One rush or debuff...
>>541345224FalcoGOD... I kneel
>no one gets mad and scolds urara>except her trainerExplain and defend this
https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?si=cO4BTUoH9KXKaRlE
>>541345039>Bought Unrestrained but not Concentration Actual brickConcentration is one of the most important skills as frontFocus multiplies your start delay by 0.9, Concentration multiplies it by 0.4.
>>541345250why would professor of cuvature be better than mile corners/straightaways?
>>541345368Umamusume A literally scolded her for taking the easy way out through fan vote instead of training and trying hard to win.
>>541345076The sluttiest uma by virtue of being the most wifeable uma
I don't know which one of you fuckers put suggestion for Mambo, but I will find you, I will kill you, and then I will kill myself.
>>541341532I don't mind the JP memes tbdesu and I can't remember what I ate an hour ago, let alone any memes so I'd say keep it as is for now. It's not like the names are super cryptic or anything, I never played JP and I can understand most. I wouldn't mind giving some love to the mob umas with funny names like 'Imagine Winning', 'Heart Blowup' or 'Predatrice' but it's like whatever.
I just experienced this meme I had a question and thought "oh I bet /uma/ would know this"Came into my office, loaded up the thread, began typing my question and... have no idea what I was going to ask.
SSR Tazuna is crazy crackedI knew it was good but I didn't expect it to be THIS goodI didn't even know it was possible to hit 1200 stat before senior summer ended
>>541345497Nature san is not a slut!
>>541345468mile corners is not on that listmile straightaways has a ~25% chance to help you proc anglingtheir PoC also had 30% discount on adept and PoC
Why is El being nice to me so early on, she's planning something I know it
>>541345468It's not.
>>541344293That is separate from my point.
>>541335619Even though server resets to a new day at 3 PM UTC so you can do your logins and dailies, Cygames decides other things will be added/reset at 10 PM UTC, which includes events and new trainees/support cards. Also note that 1 day isn't always one day, it's a day and some change. You'll know when it changes from "Event ends in 1d" to "Event ends in 18h."
>>541345140>>541345285>Still no match summary.Hmm.
>>541345287That's why you take mid race skills to keep the lead duh.
>>541345497god i wanna fluff her so bad
>oguri keeps grand slamming her career>>except kikuka shoI seriously don't get how she keeps jobbing at this one raceDoes she get a massive debuff or something?
>>541345332UMAI DESU
>>541345590No, vaginal prolapses won't mean you can do reverse-birth-play on your uma
>>541343763Does that feel good?
>>541344739I will be happy if you do
>>541345676If you want to go again, get in here44166690
>>541345676The realization that he was a gaslighter all along. At least he can take solice knowing that SMaru will fuck everyone up.
>>541345076I can't stop thinking about her, I think it might be over for me
>>541345152Groundwork has very little impact during the very initial acceleration phase, which lasts about 0.6s. As long as it procs during that period, you should be fine.
>>541345716>normies forget he existsIf I could go to Japan I'd visit him and congratulate him in behalf of the many erections his animu counterpart has given me
>hosts room>career rank: A or below
Nature is ____
please give me a parent deck for seiun so i can start making parents for cm4..
>>541345931Evil
>>541345880I swear I'm going to impregnate her
>>541345287It's not just "getting to the front faster", it makes you finish the race faster, and that extra distance/speed is before where you pop angling, which is good.There's also a period in the race where you cannot pass, which means being in first early is a large advantage to maintain first.Falcon also ults if they are in first, and where that can happen is largely in that no pass zone, so if you don't get in front of falcon at the very start it's extremely hard to overtake them.
>>541345647>mile straightaways has a ~25% chance to help you proc angling50%. It would be 25% for THH
>>541345862How about just posting a real summary?
>try and go for the second lobby to double down>everyone late starts and doesn't proc groundworkI flew too close to the sun
Nice Nature is the most boring and useless uma
>>541345463Yeah, I'd have gotten conc over unre too. I think unre is just too big of a gamble, and conc helps more. But there is a case for unre if you're building to just luck through A finals, because you won't win against a whale without mile S without highrolling a lot.
>>541345931a great wife
>>541346075People who say shit like this deserve to get raped.
>>541345645Oh she's definitely a slut. A slut only for (You).
>>541346040it has a 50% chance to proc on the first straight. Then it has like a 5% chance to instaproc and do nothing, and like a 20% chance to proc in the no-passing zone (where granted, it will help give distance if you're in 1st, but it won't help you overtake to 1st).
>>541345062>>541345195>>541345228>>541345292I hate every single one of you.
>>541346212We know, Teio
WHEN DOES SHE COME OUT AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>541346278You're so cute, anon
>>541346003>There's also a period in the race where you cannot passexplain
>>541345931Wife!
>>541346301Keep hodlin just couple more months trust the plan
>>541345716doto is looking old...
>>541346301Not too long actually
I did it bwos...
>>541346294>tfw Teio will never use 5% of her Uma strength to hold you down while she strokes your dick with her foot.
>>541345791No, sex with Suzuka is a tortuous experience
>>541346301Manhattan Cafe would never do this.
>>541345862i wasn't too impressed with that falcon bwo
>>541346364You just can't pass, I don't actually know how the mechanics work specifically but it's like 200-400m or something.
>>541346301
>>541346278Dober chan please tell me I’m trash…
>>541345862>>541346059>Silence
>>541346506You mean your botting clicker script did it
>trying to do el condor pasa parent runs>loses too many racesThis is rough man. She isnt like jobbing but it feels like she has a 70% winrate, which is OKAY, but if im trying to do autistic parentmaxxing I feel like I need to do better
if anyone would like to give some advice because i am a fairly casual player, what should i be lookin to do to make a good pace chaser so i actually have something to aim for
>>541346003>>541346260No pass zone? is this real? I thought it was just a migration to the inner rail if there's space, so it's an increased chance of getting blocked, but not guaranteed.
>>541346505I thought it was November....
>>541346003>There's also a period in the race where you cannot passThis is false. Position keep is for your own running style only, so pace can't overtake front and will fall back. You can overtake vs the same style.
Satono's Satonos ...
>>541346505Couple days ago it was Dec 25, 2025 - Jan 1, 2026The speed is increasing and then slowing down and then increasing again
>>541346570It's in the last 200m before the first corner of a track. Overtake mode is disabled, and you'll typically see umas neatly hug the inner rail since normal mode makes them prefer moving inside.
>>541346665All naturally through the power of no lifing actually
>>541346723Who do I believeNew gaslight just dropped
Well, anons? Time's ticking
>>541346278I love you too, anon!
>>541344563
>>541346886just get 1200 wit so you don't have to worry about that
>>541343909>>541343820>>541343758
>>541346893Nice nature's asshole tastes better
>>541346776>banner soon fellow trainer
>>541346776A C C E L E R A T E
>>541346776building up speed...
>>541344739NO, IT'S MINEYOU WILL NOT HAVE IT
>>541346893
>>541347000Fuck me, the triple urusai got me flashbacks of Shana/Nagi/Louise/Aria...
>>541346793this has to be one of the most retarded mechanics ingame.
>>541346448That's just his coat shedding for the upcoming season.
>>541346886I've seen no evidence of this no pass zone thing even though I hear people talking about it from time to time. My suzuka can change position at any point, even in the start dash. I'm inclined to think it's just increased blocking at the start.
>>541346893>late surger card>medium card>scenario cardborrow/10
I didn't want to believe it, but it's real. Cafe is already getting brocked before her banner is even out.
>>541347000Eat your veggies, you little gremlin.
>>541343763Slow anal with Suzuka...
>>541347435She's getting fucked by Kent Brockman?
>>541347260HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell you I. AM. BORROWING. KITASAN. BLACK.
>>541345791No she's pretty dry
>>541347279Well she does refer to trainer as "tsukaima" so it isn't too far off from Louise... sans the corporal punishment.
>>541347139
>>541344231shut up cuck
>>541347576Should have rerolled on that banner then loser
>>541346886Anon is just getting powerchecked at the first hill.
>Need Support Cards>My upcoming favorite umas favor Late/End>Torn between rolling for Nice Natie or RikoAgagagaga....
>>541347576the rerun is a month later bwo...
>drop tazuna for 4th speed card after using her for a week>this happensJesus fuck ok no more green ningen
>>541344563I wish I could goslingI like Neicha, or womenBut I'm unable to feel love
>>541347640Legend speaks of a secret method for pulling all the uma and cards your heart desires...
okay if i have a 45 super creek/mlb kita/mlb tazuna.. i should be fine to borrow the "unity" support cards and roll for summer maru.. right?
>>541347749Well I am not the hero of the legends so I can't use that perfectly rectangular weapon of mass destruction! Hmph!
why is she like this
>>541347703nice
>>541347640I'm going for Natie since I like laters and would like to try and get some of the SRs mlb'd.
>>541347703Your wit...
>>541347712>But I'm unable to feel love
>Get first uma with *3 URA finale spark>those stats when it procsI've been slacking too hard on my parent runs
>>541347703JP has truly spoiled me. A month ago I would’ve been salivating over something like this happening to me.
>>541345931that's a small bathtub
>>541346886From the gaslight document. During those 200m, the uma will try to hug the inside, meaning you can only overtake when blocked from inside
>>541347863Perfectly rectangular? Mine has rounded edges
>>541347906
>>541348125120% would
>>541348071>those stats [the one in a dozen runs] when it procs
Don't know why people keep spamming Neicha, but keep it upI love it
>torn between Takarazuka Kinen and resting>rest>Night Owl
>>541347906all german women are like this
>>541348071does 1* and 3* URA spark give different stats or same or is it just difference in proc chance
>>541348262That's a weird carrot
>>541348006Yeah I basically tapped wit the rest of the turns. Got to 362 at least
>>541346723Someone else explained it already. Position keep modes are disabled during the 200m before the first corner, which makes umas move to the inside and be unable to pass.
>>541348316Lies, this didn't happen to me at Dokomi
Not so fast!
>>541348264No. You get Light-o now.
we are about to have hot onsen sex could you stop being a fucking WEEB for one second?
>>541348420That's not what happens in actual rooms.
>>541347279i miss shana and aria bro, they were a gery good tsundere in my opinion
>>541348568Yes it is.
>Finally got two Umas with 3 star speedSo if I want to make an 9* Uma, is there any Uma that would be preferred. I figured I'd pick someone who runs the triple crown so kind of leaning towards Gold Ship or Rudolf
>>541348568It's a very technical thing and the first 200m are easy to miss.Groundwork and 900 pwr is mandatory for this reason.
So, is the doc on the OP a gaslight too?
>>541348498Why does she reject the roots where she was born?
>>541348437She's not ugly, but I don't know who she is, so she's doing nothing for me right now
>>541348848>docYes, it's gaslight
>>541348498You WILL listen to her talk about ancient and modern Japanese culture as foreplay
>>541348867>plays a japanese mobile game instead of baseballI don't know, why do you?
>>541348426not my Biwa
>>541348883Fine, fine, have some Neicha. You have gotten her hotspring ticket, right?
>>541348930High quality cheap electronics and cars coming to you soon!
>>541348498Oh, I actually know about those books.
>>541348989I'm not american thou
>>541349096>SlopStep away from Nature, unnatural freak.
>>541349248>>SlopHow can you tell?
>>541349193stop shitposting and go train grass
>>541349248When the AI Singularity God calls for his creation, would slop not be part of his choir?
>>541348948I’m actually in tears right now this can’t be the actual skill cut-in
>>541349318look at her fingers
>>541349318I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a bit of slop in my time
>>541345062Hey leave me out of this.
Do we have an >AckshuallyUma meme?
>>541349318The text on her shirt is wrong, too
>>541348948i spat out my drink
>>541349503>slop>inb4 it's just a shit artistAlways happens
>>541349435>>541349503>>541349534Yeah I see it now
>>541349318>>541349645literally look at the text. ignore the hands, you can put that down to shitty artist, the text is a dead giveaway however.
Mejiro Ardan this early?
fellas how do I break through the glass ceiling of 12k? I've gotten lucky with cards, for example this is my usual setup for El and other milers. My weak link is probably shit parents, I guess
>>541348835I just did like 5 practice rooms and I've never seen this in action. Umas are overtaking at the start of the hill as normal.
>>541348948OPERA BIRD MY LOVE
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>541349731You know clothes can fold, which distorts the way the text looks, right?
Does winning the Japan cup in both your classic and senior year double your chances of getting a spark for it?
>>541349645If you seriously can't tell that >>541349096 is slop at a glance there might actually be something wrong with your brain.
>>541349870I don't think so,just having it on legacies
>>541349870no, but some umas get a stat bonus if they get a triple crown or one of the other big titles.
>>541349850You for real? Go ahead, tell me what word this is meant to be, or what letters. If you ask me, It's meant to spell "UMA", the obvious one, but the model couldn't tell with it as at all which is typical.
>>541341532The submissions? I ate them
>>541350030
>>541350060She ate a whole impregnated womb? Jesus...
>>541350060Oguri ate a fetus...
>>541349917I saw it for a second and stopped thereI don't waste my time autistically analizing shit art like a schizo>>541350029>shit artist can't do folded clothesWhat's new there?And if it's ai slop, congrats, you catched it. Now what? You want a cheer? Fucking mindbroken zoomers
>>541349836>>541350031based inu enjoyer
>>541349774>Mejiro Ardan this early?Yeah, nice of Cygames to give us a taste of best Mejiro before her future banner.
why is chiyono so cute
wish i got more wit or another green
>transfer requests arrive>immediately fill all requests, deleting random B and C tier runs from previous CMs>Realize they give stars for the Umas you select>now have a bunch of extra stars for Umas I already have costumes for and not the 1-2 stars that I don't.Is this a weekly thing? I see the Leo cup coming up and I want my next Evil Nature to look nice.
>>541348071It's really nice.
>>541350250what song is this
>>541350226Holy assblasted ESL.
>>541350206i will make this stinky fisher feel like a girl
>>541350183>fetusJust dismantle public education
>>541350226>unironically defending slopoh, you're the schizo that spams gooner garbage all the time, go fucking figure.
>>541350438don't worry Taiki, she'll join us soon
Machitan time
>>541347000EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES
>>541350264She’s not
>SSR Nishino doesnt even guarantee Beelinewhat the fuck am I paying for bro????
>>541350264>that casual outfitCUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>541350354>>541350423If a set of pixels make you this mad, you need to touch grass, get a job and delete your social media
>>541350250astroturfed uma
>>541350423As opposed to the hand-crafted organic artisan heirloom gooner garbage?
>>541350648Astrodirted, you mean.
>>541350438I love big tits
>>541350648but enough about goldshit, daiwa or the psychopathic schizoid
>>541350715Doto Rape
>>541350715Gratz anonPrez is calling for you, says she needs your assistance
>>541350596wrong
>>541350394
>>541350865when does she release? how many years?
Tell me honestly. Did you ever had genuinely good career with Taishit?After 40 careers with Taishit for me it's either 3-5 30 energy rests, 2-3 night owls, 4-5 mood downs, or mix of it.
I really shouldn't....
>>541350981bring Tazuna?
>>541350976Right after the multi uma banner people keep shilling here iirc
>>541350981Git gudI've had great runs with herYou just need to know how to treat her well
>>541350976She releases right after the mega banner with everyone which is estimated to be in February
>>541351034>only septemberYou really shouldn't. You get +60 from ura finals. You only need 2-3 speed and with a rest you can get to 1200.
>>541351034you wit?
yes, keep posting DotoYES
>>541349318linework makes absolutely no fucking sense
>>541350981You can either get gud, or bring TazunaSave the 4th date til right before Kikuka Sho and it's a literal non problem.
>>541351098>>541351174sooner than I expected, hype!
>>541351280I don't get it.
>>541351268>Save the 4th date til right before Kikuka ShoNigger, i'm not talking about scripted event.
>>541351361Sounds like you just need to git gud, then
>>541351269please tell me uma becomes an idol management simulator later on
>>541350981Yes. Taishin (my precious beloved angry manlet-kun) has only ever had good careers. If you have had a different experience that's entirely your fault.
>>541351361Post your deck and your stratYou're either a retard or unluckyLuckily for you one of those we can fix
>>541351546cute
>>541351034>Honse is retardedNice future glue
>>541350438
How do i get these?
>>541351538You can make us luckier?
>>541351726https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
Wew buddy! I ain't seen one of these in a while!
>>541351726borrow a bunch of shit cards
>>541351685Aiiieeeeeee wrong webm
>>541351726You get concentration and connoisseur using tazuna or the golshi stamina card. You can borrow them if you don't have them.
>>541351538>Post your deck and your stratWhat it has to do with random events?
>>541351451anon... the management genre is dead, overrun by asset swap slop under the cursed "simulator" brand, or you're lucky and you get a roguelike like uma/idolmaster. but nothing that's truly anything close to management.
>check the new event>no carats>the only transfr worth of doing gives 5 starssuch generosity
>>541351726Rushing Gale=Teio Speed SSRConcentration=Tazuna SSRCorner Connoisseur=Goldship Stamina SSRI don't believe any Uma gets Rushing Gale innately yet, only one that gets Conc is Suzuka and Connoisseur is available to Oguri and Wedding Air Groove
>>541351730I can make you less unlucky with a good deck
>>541352062just think of it as an extra bonus to failed runs. don't need to do all of them
What's the best fandeck I can make out of this for Oguri cap?
Bruh, this transfer request shit creepy af, baka.
>>541333258CunnyInc. has 3 spots openanyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541349810if you're not breaking 12k with this you actually suck
>>541351881>>541351873>>541352135well fuck, that means no kitasan
>>541351898Better cards mean better odds at resisting the bad effects of negative random eventsA bad strat means increased odds at bad events killing your run
how do they decide/ balance aptitudesi thought it would be similar to how every uma gets a split percentage on their growths but some umas just have better spreads like mayano or oguri compared to teio and fuji kiseki is it balanced at all
>the 2-3 anons always circle jerking over le heckin wholesome reddit dog ough
>>541350981
>>541352357I do, but just barely
>>541350981Once or twice, otherwise no.
>>541352386devilish
>>541352482I wonder who could have posted this...
>>541352374Oops, I missed*sucks her toes instead*
>>541350060
>>541352110
Tachywife.
>>541352482Reddit posts about her? Pretty sure its just here.
>>541352370just use your non borrow runs
the event is permanent so there's no stress, or if you have Oguri just get her to level 5 for Corner Connoisseur
>>541352510now record her saying that>>541352482>being this fucking mad over people liking a characterweird how you never say anything about the ai slop shit, goldshit/tacyh circlejerking or gooner spam
>>541352672She ate a whole horse :0
>>541351685>>541351204what do I need that shit for?
FUCK Teio.
>>541350981it truly is all in your head. the random events/rests don't affect any uma more than any other.
>>541349810>fellas how do I break through the glass ceiling of 12k?Luck, just like luck defines your deck in the first place.It's luck game, strategy and experience doesn't matter. It's epitome of casino roullete. Meaningless to ask for some exploits. They don't exist. You either get lucky or not.
>>541352727Light Hello sex
I HATE Grass Wonder >:(
When is Doto?
Nice Nature is the third cutest Uma I know.
>>541349810I've gotten to 11.5k with a deck of half LBs and borrowed kitasanjust b rucky
>>541349810>fellas how do I break through the glass ceiling of 12k?3spd+3wit+power legacy+sprinter (bakushin or curren)It'll be useless for everything else but it'll get you a high score.
>tfw pulled all of these (not counting dupes) on the way to spark fuji and no motivation to play themhelp
>>541352935What decks and parents do you use for Taishin?
Will you buyfag one of the new event plushies?
>>541353127>Double TeioMy condolences.
there the debate is over PULL PULL PULL NOW
tickezo is such a good friend.......
>>541353252agnes WHO
>>541353203i boughted the fatass oguri plushie
>>541350981I don't notice any difference between umas in that except some unique events and difficulty defined by race goals/stronger than usual opponents in them. Stat growth is important too.
>>541353042We know Special Chud
>>541352950>>541353087guess I'll keep trying then and hope to not get fucked over
>>541352743>or
>bending down the Director from behind on her desk>lifting and carrying her around her office>the cat can watch
Why are Taiki’s boobs so perfectly shaped?
>>541353203They come with a little prison [starting gate] you can put them in>>541353127Is anime makween even worth running? Her unique has too many conditionals for me to think it's any good.
>>541353042don't be rude to this Japanese maiden
>>541353369well get to work wagie
>>541352806
>>541353553That’s a full blooded American ass
is blockushin a meme?
Do you think Suzuka would sell me her stuffy pantyhose if I asked?
>>541352374Gyaru feet sex
>>541353718i haven't seen a room where front aces didn't lose except when a blocker did their job. so maybe.
>>541353369hitting the 50/50 is easy, you just need to... focus
I hate McQueen. She just loses all the time. She's the only uma I still fail to win ura with at times. Even Rice does fine. But not McQueen.
>>541353390they're made of pure saturated american-grown fat
>>541353718The blockushin name is dumb because she isn't supposed to block everyone behind her, the purpose is to steal the front position during the start of the spurt so the other fronts don't get to trigger Seiun ult, she's not supposed to stop pace chasers like Curren
What does the level on your uma's ultimate ability do?
>>541352806>being this fucking mad over people liking a character>instantly malds over people liking another character
>>541352396It's based on the IRL horse.
>>541353553sniffsniff
>Finally about create mathematically-perfect Open-League-stomping horse>URA Finals Finals>According to Gametora I should get exactly 30 stats each>Do one more Power training, which would put me exactly 6 score in B below B+ Rank>It actually gives my 34 stats each>B+>LOL>3 Stamina + 3 Turf + 2 URA Finale>I didn't take Groundwork or any other inheritable skills to stay below 8,200>LMAOShould I keep myself safe?
I want to go on a date with rudolf.
>>541354091>B front runner>reliable ult>perfect growths for longjsut get luckier
>541354231>he is STILL seethingLMAO
>>541353203>>541353407Horrid little creatures, I will purchase one for the express purpose of making them wear silly dresses and torture
>>541354324>didn't take into account race bonus
>>541353973I still don't get why they draw tape on like that
>>541354225Increases the strenght of the ability obviously>>541354329Wouldn't that be...Funny
>>541354324The URA finals rewards are affected by race bonus in case you didn't realize
I hate mood down events
>>541354418pretty sure there's gotta be some kinda hidden rating bonuses for winning double/triple crown/tiara and the like cause there's always some seemingly random amount of variance, no matter which calc you use.
>>541353057End of the month
>>541354418>>541354539>race bonusWhat does it mean?
Racist Shower
>>541354671no
>>541354753if you're racist you get extra pointsspecial week has a default 10% race bonus
>>54135422510% total difference (sometimes a bit more) between Lv1 and Lv6, linear scaling.
Master Turbo!
>>541354590I hate Teio period.
>>541353203How much is Narita Brian going for
>No On Your Left on my Vodka>No Groundwork on my Daiwa>No 3* on my Grass WonderChat I think I'm cooked for this CM.
>>541354091Skill issue
>>541354940SameAt this point I'll just build whatever I can and be done with it
>>541354801I'm a white supremacist El Condor Pasa front runner and I didn't do any races except career and the single 30,000 fan one
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>541354913Cute dog
>>541354823Oh ok, thank you for the answer.
>>541354795 2
>>541355117
>>541355117Good lord, I can smell this picture...
>>541354940After the disaster at the last CM, I don't want to participate in any more PvP content
>>541354753>Race Bonus>Increases stat gain from racesThe 30 listed is the base amount. If you run cards with race bonuses you get a % on top of that. EX HishiAma power has a 10% bonus, so you'd get 33 stats total instead of 30. Race bonuses can stack, which is why high RB cards are crucial for MANT.
>>541353718>>541354162looks like she's blocking pretty well to me
do green skills count toward the stamina breakpoint for the speed bonus?
>texan(kentucky)>latina(kentucky)>weeaboo(kentucky)Really?
I'm not pulling for this riko or rice nonsense garbage no matter what anyone saysI don't care how much you post about it or try to FOMO the thread about it, I'm just not pulling is all
>>541355117Someone tell me if this is AI so I know if I'm allowed to jerk off to it without making anons in this general mad
>>541333258fujisan in under 100 pulls can still pull for riko/rice account is not glue!!!
>>541355426lick
>>541355493I hope I go up against you in CMs during Aoharu.
>>541354034i never miss with the ladies
>>541355438Yeah
>>541355551See >>541349917 (use your two brain cells to adapt that post to the present situation).
>60 runs this week>this is my only 3* blue since cm1i'm actually gonna freak
>>541355631You can try to gaslight me but it wont workBegone shill
>>541355698I love Bigwa.
>>541355695I like these funny animals
>>541355695
Post Chiyono O now.
>>541355995I elect this for next OP pic
>>541354590The real brain melting shit is redundant mood up events and then mood downs
>>541354353>>541354913Need Dantsu paizuri
>>541355695Taiki and Fukukitaru are grouped up a lot in events and whatnot(which makes me happy), but is there a particular reason? Is it just because the horses were around at the same time, or is there another connection like with Taiki and Doto retiring?
>>541355995spats are so god-tier
Alright, time to drink some tea with mint, and go to sleep dreaming about Taishit getting rolled over by a truck.
>>541356040
>>541355992If I'm able to pull Doto, will she play with my Taiki Shuttle like this?
>>541355368Ah, so if I understand correctly, I'll always get the same amount of stats in that part with the same support cards?Thanks.
>>541356181phallic
>>541356194they have a special line in team trials
Okay anons, that's enough slop for one thread wouldn't you say?
>>541356102
>>541356141That trip (Fuku, Taiki, Suzuka) all raced in the same period, occasionally against each other
>>541356141Same gen (1997).
>>541355995
>>541356303Even 1 is too much
>>541356282Nice and cute.
>>541356429>>541356429>>541356429>>541356429>>541356429>>541356429
>>541356370>>541356384I figured, just wasn't sure if they were rivals in particular.
>>541353370Get pregnant
>>541343628Hey! Sorry for the delay in responding.The people waiting on CDs did indeed join, so ButtSweat's full atm, sorry! There's a decent chance there'll be one or two openings soonish, but I can't guarantee it (the people in question may suddenly decide they feel like doing a campaign again, etc).Might be best off jumping in elsewhere rather than betting on that though. If someone does get removed for inactivity, I'll post it in here (or take the oldest /uma/ request if people haven't withdrawn it), so if you're really into sweaty butts, can try joining then?Apologies again! Hopefully the other applicants see this, but I think that's wishful thinking. It's silly that you can only apply to join one place at a time...Will post a thing in the next thread in the hopes all see.
>>541345669Really appreciate you
