Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, they show you this. Another wall of text. Another disaster, but this one is even sadder. Look at the title. "Equinox Edition." And then a secret code. A dollar sign, all these numbers and letters. They don't want you to know what it is. It's a secret club for the people who failed gym class. And it's for "Linux Gaming." It's a contradiction. It's like "Jumbo Shrimp" or an "Honest Journalist." It doesn't exist! You can't play games on the sad penguin computer. It's not strong enough. It's a joke. And look at the names of their programs! You can't make it up. They have something called "Glorious Eggroll." I'm not kidding, it's right there. GLORIOUS EGGROLL. Is that a person? Is that what they're eating in the basement while they fail to get their games to work? And another one is "libstrangle." They want to STRANGLE your computer! It's right in the name! You need fifty different programs, all these launchers and eggrolls and compatibility tools, just to make ONE game maybe work. It's pathetic! On a real American system, you buy the game, you press the button, it works. Very simple.This isn't for real gamers. This is a hobby for people who like to be punished. Winners want to play the game, not spend all day downloading Glorious Eggroll. A total joke. Sad!
