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THE GOAT
I don't think I've lost a single race with Turf A Fart Smalcon.
I need Tamamo Cross so bad
>>541380093I would marry RYAN
>>541380195>didn't post the umanice lie
>blue GRASS stakes >is dirt why are mutts like this? and why doesn't ASS wonda have dirt aptitude?
Pelvis breaking sex with Japanese horses such as this one
Club I need a club gimme
>>541380095Nevermind, Eyes is a stamina debuff, for some reason I mistook it for a velocity debuff
Hishiama nee-san is so sexy...
>>541380410I prefer her old feral design.
>>541380410thank you hishiama for being my only power card worth using
Boob sizeHip sizeWho cares about that, I want a chart that show the umas with the biggest EARS
Succesfully gaslighted
>>541380452going commando
>>541380485Rice Showa...
>>541380485ryan and rice
>>541380485I do love me umas with huge ass ears
>marked
>>541380351If it’s a U.S. race, it’s 80% a dirt race.
>>541380485Folkqueen and Rice Shower
is there really no way for me to complete the trainer event if i dont have suzuka and cant run unrestrained?
>>541380687Use the database to borrow
>>541380485Off the top of my head in no particular order:Rice ShowerChrono GenesisSatono DiamondAdmire Groove (I think she might have the biggest now, not sure yet)Zenno Rob Roy
>>541380186You have, broadly speaking, three options>cap speed & power, ~400 wit, 2 gold accel>cap speed, ~1000 power, ~600 wit, 2 gold accel>cap speed & power, ~600 wit, 1 gold 1 white accelChances of the accel skills activating are as picrel, with first and second rows equivalent to triggering one or two skills.
First time I got SS power, but still glue...
>>541380593good, dirt tracks are objectively more fun
how do I farm fans, I saw someone with 43 races on oguri but I have no idea how you even survive so far in the career while racing almost 50% of it
>just found out the guaranteed make debut character ticket was a global exclusive rewardCYGENEROUS
>>541380575usagimusume.....>>541380351she can run on dirt, but won't because it would be too gaijin
>>541380687What's your IQ?
Stop overdoing it to seiun sky!
>>541380452I love all forms of my wife
>>541380774I like how you took Hydrate as if that was going to save it.
What uniques does pace pasa want?
furious feat & on your left are literally the only skills that matter for late surgers. Get both and you can win, get 1 and you job.
>>541380751>>541380838oh yeah it is in the suzuka card isnt it, sorry the constant GUTSGODS runs have drained my brain
>>541380817farmin something between 550-650k is fine
>>541380817Power of gutsmaxxing.
>>541380821Wow another 60 star pieces for a horse I'll never use, umazing.
>>541380852Don't do what now?https://files.catbox.moe/mgxhql.jpeg
To the trainers who listen to the concerts, best uma voice?For global Daiwa, but for JP its got to be Fenomeno
Hey! This isn't the Gold Ship CM! Get out of here!
Soon.
>664 stam 289 guts but no recoveries>pace chaser>no late start or rushed>your trainee's last spurt was lackingWhatI got brocked during the race and was unable to fire Pasa's ult so I get why I lost. Do I really need 700+ stamina by year 3 or am I being gaslit by Tazuna?
>run Oguri Cap (as in peak)>get all the event objectives cleared in one run>triple crowns, tenno sweep, 18 races, gold skillsis that easy
>>541380817You can start by checking which of your supports has more fan multipliers. Second, since you aren't gonna train much, you need 18* blue sparks parents between SPD and STA
>>541380760I wish I had the models so I could put them all side by side with a small eared uma for reference...
>>541381054I like Macku's voice and also the reddit horse
Home alon?Ogey...Home along and clubless? Now that's a shame.We got one (1) spot left open in HonseFun, come join while the seat's hotHave fun, trade shoes, but don't leave your uma alone for several days. That is uma negligence
>>541381054Is this a case of shit taste or just bad hearing? Clean your ears.Goldshi absolutely mogs everyone with her rangeShe is followed by Seeking the Pearl and Narita Top RoadThen McQueen and TachyonThese are the top 5 of best singers
>>541381093ACABAll cops are beautiful
If I join 5 CM Scrims and get first in three of them, does that mean I have a chance of making it into Graded League A Round 2?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
>>541381114>>run Oguri Cap (as in peak)I still don't get the meaning or context of this meme. Is this another zoomer seamonkey subhuman lingo?
>>541381385Embarrassing.
>>541381385speedwatcher-kun... youre FUARKING retarded
Hello umadachis. Any A rank clubs still have spots open? I can pull around 1mil fans a day.871840361529
>>541367313That and if everyone puts money in the Daily Carats for 6$ a month, they will easily be able to get into Spark quicker. It's also thanks to the huge upward adjustments we had last week for everything.
>>541381385We really have anons just blatantly announcing they're tourists now huh.
>>541381385reddit postingyou're a retard for not knowing this board is already filled with tourists
>>541381380
>>541380351Most North American races are held on dirt (and occasionally tapeta, which doesn't show up in Japan at all)
>>541381385How much of a secondary are you
>>541381385Holy newfag
>>541381374CM scrims are A finals simulators
>>541381304Air Shakur also has a cute voice
>>541381385grim
>>541381385Truly Oguri is the 4chan horse
>>541381514retard
Explain how frontrunners aren't basically gamblers too when a late surger can use instant transmission to the front of the race if they don't get brocked and are in 6th place. Too many times I've been robbed by the dumbest low wit luckshitter that happened to land all their acceleration skills.There is literally no counter to anything except we're all gamblers, well except SMaru.
Always like it when the muri jobbers podium, as rare as it happens.
reminder not to give (you)'s to the AI sloppers
>>541381374You will see the equivalent of those fags maybe once every other set of races until finals A and even then you might not even get paired with one.
>>541381385imagine not enjoying shonenKINO
>>541381385Close the door on your way out, will ya?
>>541381385
>>541381517holy sexo
>>541381374Sounds alright in terms of average, especially if you aren't barely above thresholds. Don't forget to factor in the mood roulette during the first two rounds.
>>541381385Now that's what I call choberiba
>>541381385Someone needs to watch the Anime and not be a casual.
>>541381624Now you're starting to see Anon. Uma Musume is 35% Preparation 65% Luck.
>>541381054Rudolf, but they don't utilize her as much as they should. Her seiyuu was amazing in IM@S.
>>541381385Typical bugertard
>>541381468Hajimemashou!!! KASHKOMI!!!!
>>541381385haha get a load of this guyI'm still on S3
>>541381628i have yet to see a jobber and happy meek both on the stage. someday...
>>541381385>meaning(Mountain) Cap = Peak (of a Mountain) = the pinnacle>ContextKitahara, when he saw Oguri run and learned her name, said >"Cappu". as in Choten (translated as Peak)On the subtitles, hence the comments
>>541381723I actually hosted the rooms with Random Moods to simulate Rounds instead of Finals! That's why I asked if I'd make it to Round 2, I want to see if the aces I have are enough just in case I don't make anything better by the time rounds start....which are apparently REALLY SOON I'M SCARED.
UMADOL SEXO
>Cingray 2nd cour in the coming daysAny plans for an /uma/ stream?
>>541381882CinGray is a different continuity, anon, you can watch it whenever
>>541381054Suzuka
>>541381882>i RAPE you kitasan-blackwhat did cheval grand mean by this
>>541381624SMaru is gambling too. Even if you do the speed carryover onto late-race strat, you are gambling on debuffers not killing her
>>541381996I know, but I still wanna watch it all in release order
>all of the borrows training failed>My Hishi runs are awful>Can't fucking get madI love that uma
>>541381882I watched season one right before the game came out and skipped ahead to Cinderella Gray when everybody started talking about it. I'll go back and watch the rest of Pretty Derby eventually.
>>541381304I wish NTR would clean my ears
Am I being gaslight dancer'd, I keep seeing that if you're running late gambler you don't want any mid-race skills because if you overtake you'll be out of position and won't have accel skills activate. Is the whole gambler thing just getting as much late-race accel and speed as possible?
will the community wise up and run double dominator next medium CM or just waste a slot on nice nature
El Condor Pasa.
>>541382028That means after the race Cheval is going to cum in her hat and then make Kitasan eat it. It's kinda gross but winners are allowed to do that sort of thing in the Anime
>>541382042>debuff niggers in a mile CMNobody can slow the unstopable hag even if they tried, medium is a different story.
>>541381517sniff sniff
>>541382140El Condor Tatas
>>541382127it's not that you don't want any midrace skills, but late race skills are the highest priority. Sometimes activating midrace skills will push you too far forward but sometimes they'll buff you into the right position for pump iron. It's all RNG depending on the distribution of runners in the lobby so there's no optimal strategy
SHEEEEEESH
>>541382239El Condor Tetas...
>>541382358Remember us when you have that mansion in the Caymans anon...
>>541380761Just did a run and got some of the most dogshit luck I've ever seen to mankind (Failed a 1% triple rainbow and a 5% right after) but I almost capped both speed and power borrowing Capu so I think the bottom option will work.
>>541382462I failed an 8% Quad-100 Rainbow earlieer today. That one hurt.
>they're still building late gamblers when S.Maru is dropping before the finals registration aka the only race that mattersgrim
El condor sale...
>2nd inspiration doesn't give groundwork>suddenly I start getting back to back triple rainbows after getting nothing in Junior and ClassicThis game really knows how to taunt you
>>541382196You can't reliably do the carryover strat in 1600m, so it's gambling all the way down
>>541381969Then if you still got a consistent average with that, all should go well. Believe in your umas, they shall not drop the ball.
cm3 2528762195796935
>do ONE curren chan run for the A sprint mission>Somehow I roll 1* groundwork, 1* URA finale, and 3* power sparks>With 2 parents that have in total 5* URA finale and 4* groundwork>But it's on curren who has shit affinities for every god damn umaAHHHHHH DAMN IT
>>541381080deck? Fucking how? What inheritance, power?
>>541382127>Is the whole gambler thing just getting as much late-race accel and speed as possible?Yesn't, that's how they designed the style. Their skills (and skills that are good for them) want you to be <5 in position, notably position pilfer and slick surge along with having the best acceleration multiplier. There's nothing wrong with a late surger that moves up early and pretends to be a pace chaser if you can do that build. Tamamo is one that can do that, she has gold THH, gold position pilfer, and her unique can proc even if she's ahead.
>>541381080tell me how she does in CM rooms because I've seriously been considering goldship. For my third slot I've been thinking about baku or pasa and I don't really want to run either.
>>541382779I'll believe then! Doesn't make me less nervous though. hope you get some good luck though Anon, I'm rooting for you!
>>541381882Push through it. It's worth it to get into the OVA Trilogy and the Movie.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GUTTS BUFF ANYMORE can i do a full all guts meme build with these cards?
>>541381983I hope we do have a stream. It would be nice to have it air twice a day.
Thoughts on the "SMILE" system of racing lengths instead of the current one we have?
>>541383187>putting money and sp into halu ulala nowlol
>>541382797Lobby two resultI think lobby one is still not full? Idk
>>541383187Full Guts isn't that good. I think 3Guts and 3Wit is better
>>541383341umamusume was a mistake to keiba
>>541383341>ExtendedThat's just Long
>>541383378Correct, lobby one still up25287621Get in6/9
>>541383187no. I think doto is the best of the bunch due to low specialty priority, maybe special week as well if you somehow had her at MLB. Haru is ok. You can jam either haru or doto into a standard deck. Maybe even both idk.
>>541383495>solo falconit's over
I want a karaoke option next to the jukebox that takes you to a yakuza style minigame similar to this https://youtu.be/5pQKwGIVAnM
How do i use the tazuna card are the dates just random idk
>Stare at my shitty collection of cards and umas>Need to do more pulls but can't cause f2p and saving for the right banners>Streamer is recommended on YouTube>He just spends chat donations to buy a $500 horse girl
>>541379689NTA, but I also used mine on Oguri and mildly regret not using it on Taiki, who was the runner up. Dirt and Sprint banners are annoying to farm and all of my umas are forced to miss at least one due to mandatory races. I can fix Taiki's dogshit medium proficiency, but I can't run Tokyo Daishoten and Arima Kinen at the same time. It's not the end of the world since Oguri is also really good and best waifu Maruzensky came home for me on a free pull.>>541379923I used to make new threads for generals, but someone else would always also do it and I got yelled at so I don't do it anymore.
What wit cards do you use on fronts?
>>541383640>solo falcon got flushed down the toilet into 9th placeNevermind how do you fuck that up
>>541383660Date start is random you can get cucked by having it appear in late Senior year
>>541383378That's the first time I've seen those 3 used and they all place.
Are event SSRs about as strong as gacha SRs when maxed? Are non-MLB event SSRs worth more than being a souvenir?
>>541383768Fronts need another front to create a big enough lead. Solo fronts are dogshit and everyone bringing them is gambling on other people to bring their own front.
>>541383660Rush her up to green friendship because you get Tail Held High for free if the Enthusiastic Pair scene triggers junior year. Her dates go mood up, injury heal, mood up, injury heal, mood up and Concentration hint. Her energy cost reduction is the main draw IMO.
>>541383660First training with Tazuna gives you a mood up so hope she lands on something good turn 1.Dating becomes possible at green, try to get her there pre-debut. Chance is still random afterwards so hope she hangs out with your supports so you can roll on date as many times as you can while building friendship. If dating starts before classic you'll get an energy restore in addition to your new year one. Date 2 is the only one that doesn't improve mood so keep that in mind.In summer training if you high roll you can train non-wit stats all 4 turns if she lands on what you need.
>>541383850You've never seen a Daiwa Scarlet or a King Halo in CM3 lobbies before?
>>541383640Huh no? My El was there to challenge herOne more CM3 55906040Racing is fun
I failed Arima Kinen as vodka and it gave me a focus hint, never saw that before
>>541384031Nope. It is always Bakushin/Vodka/Grass/Condor/Falco with the rare Suzuka/Seiun.
>>541380821This might be a hot take, but this game is pretty generous to F2Ps. It's dolphins that get the shaft.>>541383957Depends on the specific card, but if we're spitballing an average I'd say that free SSRs are around the level of normal SRs. Goldship is pretty niche even at MLB, so if you get less than 5 copies you should cleet them IMO.
I'm gonna roooolllll
>>541384321Building sparks as F2P takes what, 4/3 months?
>>541384462no you wont
>>541384101Very powerful Seiun SkyBlockusin failed to blockThere was a Goldshi that ended up 9th place, Goldshi gameThanks for coming to the scrimmage
Don't forget to read Fuji Kiseki's limited character story for 80 Gems my fellow Torecchis! Unless you successfully rolled for her, then you've got all eight stories to go through!
>>541384518Oh but I will
>>541384128That's like a middle finger lolWhat's vodka gonna do with focus unless you're happening to build a pacer
Nice!!Nature!!!!
>>541384593post Sky deck please
These are the best umas I have been able to train for this CM and that makes me sad. Hopefully I perform well for group B.>Anchors Aweigh on Grass WonderI didn't read the full text of that skill
>>541384146I like this murderer a lot.
>>541384621do NOT roll for deutsch pferd
Wtf this doesnt reset?
>>541384669I hope you have the money for this, Torena-san
>>541384667Nice Natie!
>>5413846851 is good.
>>541384617My friend didn't get her in 160 rolls and I got her in 16. I almost want to buy him the last 40 rolls because he really wants her.
>>541384702WaitHow do those glasses stay on?
>>541384725what the heck....
There is AT LEAST one trainer and trainee having sex in their office at Tracen at this VERY moment.
>>541384759sparks must be cracked then
>>541384759>mlb teiocome on, man
>>541384780I'm seriously hoping some other player brings a better blocker just so my wife stands a chance.
>>541384707You cannot stop me!
>>541384834i got her in 180, im tempted to just do the extra 20 to spark her and get the free 60 stars
>>541384725it will reset in october 10
>>541384471The only thing you actually need 9* parents for is CM. Think of CM open as $2,000 DLC and what I said holds true. I'm F2P, started right AFTER the Kitasan reroll and being hard locked out of contention for CM open is my only real "pain point." I can't no life the game enough for that anyway though, so I'm content to just enter random URA failures into graded and get free carats and statues with no time or effort investment. You don't need 9* for Legend Race or TT.
>>541384841Don't think
>failed 4 trainings before hopeless stakesi nuked the run
I've sparked 2 banners and I consider it a miracle to have 1 MLB SSR. how the hell does anyone get more than 1 MLB
Will (You) keep playing Uma Musume once the Saudis buy it?
CM room46053760
>>541384621Waifu over meta. Hope you get your Arian milkers.
>>541385080I hear Saudis are pretty hands off when it comes to videogame development unless they want some dumb fucking shit because their son wanted it.
>>541384904My account just had a funny way of deciding which speed cards it gave me. 0 copies of SR Narita but MLB SSR Teio.>>5413848848 Stamina, 6 Power, 3 Speed.
>>541385080>Teio acting like a brat>she showed torena 1 cm of leg>HARAM>stoning Teio leg i will
>>541384884Eeh no idea, if you asked together with the cards I would have looked into it>>541384904The competition is strong
I just won 10 carats for winning URA semifinals??? I couldn't take a picture cause I was clicking at mach speed but I swear it happened
the club i'm in went from B+ down to Cit's so over
>>541384707What's that? Roll for deutsch??I can't read
>>541385345>>541384920>>541384621my paizuri slavegetting high tonight and prompting a lot of paizuri pov with her
>>541385080How are Saudis bad?
>>541385195they're somehow less trigger happy on censorship than western leftoids, which is insane
>>541385101There's room for one more
>>541385196I'd honestly do late gamblers with those 4 MLB speed cards.
>>541385580>gay stuff is outso you're telling me that EA might be making money in the future, and that bioware will finally die for real?
>>541385179Damn right.
>>541385580it was a joke you stupid nigger i don't actually want political talkBtw they'd execute your faggoty ass
>>541385284I've had that happen to me too, I think some races can randomly give carats rarely. It's a pitiful amount
>>541385654>gay stuff is outno more yuri or shota trainersoh wait, ea isnt japan
saudi is already soft sponsoring cygaymes with all of the horse races they already sponsor
is this something
>>541385646I'm running Seiun/Vodka/Grass, so that's part of the plan.
>>541385797yeah that's a carrot
>>541385797wit is a little low but could be good
>>541385750/ss/ isn't gay
>>541385797witlet
>get In body and mind, maestro and professor of curvature all in one careerthat would have taken like 20 if I was making a CM uma
>>541385950yeah but some foreigner might be like "What, he lets her walk all over him and doesnt beat her?" HARAM
/v/ go home this is /uma/ not /anygamepublisheryouwanttotalkabout/
>>541385290I was planning to use some of today's donations before quitting mine, but literally none of the niggers made a request, so I just wasted all 10. Took me a fucking month to unlock the 3LB on Winning Ticket, how fucking braindead are trainers for 29 people to just ignore the entire dono system? It wasn't even dead accounts, I wasn't the top fan earner and the danchou kicks inactives.
Suzuka's head is unironically bigger than Biwa's in relation to her body.
>>541385797good or finals but will die a lot in tryouts if normal/bad/awful mood
>>541385797She'll win 1 in 20 times.
>>5413851011st>2nd>3rdThis is the strongest Suzuka I've seen around. Good race, thanks for joining.
>>541385797a witlet>>541385927a cute carrot at that
>>541385664uh oh meltieIf you apologize to oilGODS maybe they'll let you recruit instagram models!
>>541385720CyGENEROUS strikes again
>>541386534pls dont rape me
For anyone despairing over their front runner aces, this is what the top people are bringing to the table
>>541386534Wife
What makes Gentildonna a great design? She's one of the most recognizable non-first year umas
>>541386665SUPER cute earshuge titsextremely elegant
Do we start prepping for CM4 now or do we wait for Aoharu?
>>541386665big titsmaregenshin shoes
>>541386737we wait for aoharu, that's the best moment to train aces for CM4
>>541386665I'm kind of slow but I didn't realize all the Sunday Racing umas have the same color scheme to represent their racing silk. Kind of neat how different they all look despite having to use similar clothing colors
>>541386737Pretty sure Aoharu is after Leo Cup
Where the fuck is autoroll
>>541386665Ladylike design contrasted by her being a god damn gorilla.
>>541386737they didn't give a date for aoharu cup so it's probably after leo
Does Summer Maru have an expriation date because an SSR comes that duplicates her unique? But isnt it easier to get Summer Maru than to MLB an SSR?
>>541386737I believe Aoharu is only coming out in time for the Finals. It also only increases the speed cap by 100, so not an insane bonus
>Haven't done a Rice Shower career in so long that I forgot she existed.Does this uma ever become relevant at all or is she just completely useless? I know there's an upcoming rice shower support card.
>>541386942Why not photoshop one in?
I almost forgot about thisClublist anon, if you're still working on it btw, I'd like this to be my club's bannerThe text can just be "HonseFun"#clublist
>>541386942your fault for not rolling as you go
>>541386737you can start to make parents, but not aces yet i think, or you can if you want something like 2 fronts/debuffer or late gambler
>>541387042Does the SSR have fat titties, wave a disco fan, and drive a sports car? Nah, didn't think so.
>>541386942Oh god anon why
>>541387042She has an expiration date because she cannot run her broken SSR card
>>541387042the thing is that her SSR can be usable at LB0, so thats why everyone will roll for this or roll for fuku/narita card that will come
>>541386665I really like the way they modeled her face. She has very pinchable cheeks.
>>541386737Start making a legacy now
>>541386665This is what Curren Chan strived to be
>>541387182Uh oh I want to have sex with Ogurin now
Who are these small critters and why do I see them so much in nip uma related accounts?
>>541387057Base was always low tier. Halloween is a decent debuffer.
>>541387258mambo mambo
>>541387182Peak...
>>541386534bark bark
wanted to make one room to run so here it is 20992693 its for cm3 so bring 3 umas
No seriously, why does the game insist on giving me shit sparks. I have double circle affinity but I never get any fucking skills
>>541386656uh, no, thats pretty bad for a sky
I still don't know what makes a good parent other than trying to spark/farm for skills vs focusing on stats but even then you want to focus on stats because I don't have a single 3* blue skill uma
Is your favorite uma dead?
>>541387398omatsuri. mambo
>>541386917Most even have the red X's that are on the racing silks' chest area but placed on different parts of the costume
>>541386737If you plan on running Front Runners, you should start prepping now. CM 4 through 6 will be right-handed, firm conditions, sunny days, so you can do most of the parent work in bulk
>>541387490honestly, if you don't have even a 3* blue skill i would go for that first, but it can hinder you progress to CM
I'm seeing a lot of Vodka's being posted. Is she performing better than Grass Wonder?
>>541387469Yes, that was precisely my point. You don't need to lose your mind making your front ace because that stupid Seiun is already better than what 90% of the playerbase will bring
>stegospawn with no M*jiro blood>fairly normal, slightly quirky at best>stegospawn with M*jiro blood>mentally ill, extremely narcissistic, borderline retarded, canonically killed a personHmmm I'm nyoticing
>>541387508yep she died in 2013 and recently her son too
>>541387490>good parent6* whites of skill you want, 6* same pinks, 6* same blues
>make 9* mile parent out of Taiki>Taiki shuttle has literally 0 compability with every other uma >forced to gamble on O compability
>>541387258Topro's round chest and her cute hat..
>>541387618she has good stat aptitudes and doesn't have to win a long race. just very easy to raise. anyone can have a decent vodka
>>541387698This is same problem with Maruzensky. Taiki + Maruzensky = gigafucked affinity.
QoL status?
>>541387618I'm just using her because I don't have grass wonder at 3 star
>>541387618i went with vodka because i dont have a way for furious feat&slick so thats real helpful. I was stronglyt considering grass as another late but I have to spend 55 statues to 3* her and I accidentally managed to make a Brian thats been performing well
>>541387835tomorrow
>>541387698She is for loving, not for breeding.
Vodka should be the poster uma of this cup race it's the damn Yasuda Kinan / Victoria Mile...
>>541386737Piggybacking off this, will all our aces be defunct with the new scenario? Will we have to redo our TT teams?
>>541387618A lot of people have 3* Vodka due to her Legend Race and a decent enough deck plus she has good stats for building a Miler.Meanwhile I'm pretty sure there are people who don't even have Grass Wonder, let alone at 3* OR pot5 for OYL
>>541387974Yes and yes.
>>541387946which one is it supposed to be tho
>>541387946This is a good image
>>541387698Where's the Uma in your picture? She plays nice with Taiki.
I haven't remade my TT team since launch
STOP GIVING ME SLEEP DEPRIVED NIGHT OWL YOU FUCKING CYJEW FUCKERS
>>541387974From what I've heard you'll be able to make generally higher stat umas in the new scenario compared to ura
>>541388036For some reason it's the exact same race but held at different times..
>>541387618>Is she performing better than Grass Wonder?
>>541388146yasuda kinen because it's summer not spring
>>541388030>>541388145Thanks. That's a lot to mix in amidst two CMs a month though.
>>541387698what determines compatibility anyway, and why is Taiki's bad?
Hoping some anons would be interested in this discussion for my own curiosity: Underrated UniquesEven though Brian's gets buffed later, I feel like it makes a noticeable difference - any other uniques that don't get talked about much - offmetas you'd maybe rec to others?
>>541387380They’re tanuki. I don’t know how it started but they absolutely love that meme.
I feel like an idiot but is there an easy ingame way to tell what races are where without looking at the track image? I try to get smart falcon's fan promise races even if I feel like it's suboptimal and half these tracks i do NOT know where they are except they exist in summer
Why do Umas get a gold border at potential 3? Does Potential do anything besides add skills?
>>541387618Vodka is easier to build with her 20% power growth, everyone has her racing outfit thanks to legend race, and she comes kitted with Furious FeatBut Grass Wonder rapes her if properly built because she can use Oguri card for Furious Feat
>>541388353>Why do Umas get a gold border at potential 3?Looks cool and swag>Does Potential do anything besides add skills?Cool gold border
are people just grinding like stupid for all these pot5 skills? I can almost get goldshi's final recovery skill, but it is worth it any more? why does goddamn everything want tenno sho spring
>>541387431you can start anon
Have any sweaty anons already planned out some loose parents/ unique skills to have Summer maru inherit besides A&S?
>>541388292people are still underrating Taishin's unique
9* Stamina 8* GroundworkGet your frontrunner mommy here570230478424also who has an opening? Im tryna be sweaty
>>541387974
>>541388487I used Oguri on my Vodka because i dont have the sashes to give Vodka her native Furious Feat
>>541387678Hopefully they are still being honored via shrines
>>541387737>>541387860>>541387898>>541387987>>541388156>>541388395Fair enough. I'm genuinely curious because my Grass isn't performing that well. She gets blocked like 70% of the time due to lack of mid-game skills. I'm starting to think that On Your Left+Furious Feat isn't actually that good. Plus, her ult is wasted on CM3 unlike Vodka's.
>>541388487just play the game mang. i normally dont do anything more than 3 borrow runs and i've never needed to farm for specific banners. but i also dont raise potentials willy nilly.
>>541388589witGODs...
How good is mile maven? Is it worth getting summer maru to potential 5 ASAP for this?
>>541388395>because she can use Oguri card for Furious Featwell, if you have oguri or a 4lb+ kita that is
Late Surger sure is funny in career.
>>541388579>maru
>>541387698Bro, your Pasa?
>>541387095My parents are ready, I think. I have low standards
>>541387823At least Maru has good compatibility with Burubon.Too bad I don't have her and need to borrow Seiun Sky
Goddamn. What a voice.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
>>541388640I mean bwo, you have no mid race skills, Grass Wonder comes kitted with Position Pilfer, the best mid race skill for lateEishin Flash gives you Late Corners and FighterGet Slipstream from ToshoAlso Oguri ult is better than Redshift, that shit is a meme
>Special week loses 1st place>"NYOOOOO!">Mcqueen/Teio loses 1st place>"I'll NEVER RUN LIKE YOU EVER AGAIN WAHHHH!">Kitasan Black loses 1st place>"I-I-I-I LOST!">Oguri Cap loses 1st place>"Uhhh... Trainer... I am still fast right?">Haru Urara loses 1st place>"WOOOWIE TRAINER DID YOU SEE THAT! I GOT 5th PLACE! YAY!"God I want to PRAISE and make Haru Urara happy so badly.PRAISE I MEAN PRAISE
>>541388579Bwo my affinity and unique though
>>541388576is it usable inherited? but also arent most end closer uniques only usable by ends?
>Highlander is an accel skillIm pretty sure the first uphill in the CM track is early...>>541388783It's weird when i feel compelled to pull for a character for their voicework compared to her design or story
>>541388772
>>541388556>Every raceSeiun>CancerPasa>LeoHerself lmao>VirgoPasa>LibraAny speed unique of your choice
>>541388256>stupid head decoration>stupid bright eyes>annoying one note personality, stupid catchphrase>10/10 absolute perfect shortstack bodytypewhyyyyy>even on fast schedule won't be released until a year from nowWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So where does late-Oguri rank against Vodka/Grass?
>>541388967uaghgahghghgghgh
>>541388579pretty nice, shame affinity is probably brutally bad
>>541388679>God I want to rape????>>541388849+5 social credit
>>541388687It's useless in Leo so no need to rush imo
>>541388896not the worst nerf
>>541388640Well you figured out your own problem right there.>due to lack of mid-game skills.All of the acceleration doesn't help if you're stuck behind several people and haven't moved up mid-race
>>541388967Perfection
>>541388687You need to be 1st, 5 seconds into the race. It's ok as a speed boost, but you shouldn't rely on it to get groundwork.
lollmaomore likeretard falcon
Will the retention score ever balance out again. I'm always really lucky to get above 485k but it looks like we're going to go past that once again.
There is no lack of uma art it seems
>>541388967rape
>>541386665I'm extremely biased with the dark hair and red eyes aesthetic so she's automatically going to be a great design imo. Plus, I really like the wombo combo of her red and dark clothing as well.
>CM4 is mediumplease tell me pace is somewhat better there, I MIGHT have the building blocks for a non-shit parent
>>541388967why does her trainer let her dress like this
>>541388679>>541388849>Kitasan Black loses 1st place>"AAAAIIIIEEEEE I CAN'T CHEESE THE COMPETITION ANYMORE I DON'T WANT TO GET EXPOSED AS A FRAUD TRAINER I WANT TO RETIRE NOW NOW NOW"Ftfy
I cant stop wanting to look at races in career even though it will extend my grinding time
>>541389192Get bots to start doing hits in class 6 to fill out the rankings.
>>541389075Well, if I'm going to drop an acceleration skill, which is one thing Grass has over Vodka, maybe I should just use Vodka instead?Yes I know Grass has Position Pilfer. I'm talking about budgeting of skill points rather than lack of options.
>>541389210yeppers
>>541389313I love gyarumas
>>541389210Redshift and Shooting for Victory are good, so they are at least viable
>>541389174trainer issue
>>541389174bwo your turf sparks?
/uma/! Let us have a scrim! CM3 is fast approaching after all!42363830
>>541389374right here
>>541388818I really love these romantic 4komas
>>541388523sorry i was eating, will post summary now
>>541388579I saw you when I was parent shopping. Nice Maru, too bad about her affinity tho.
>>541389267What's wrong with it?
>>541389267She thought of it herself
>>541389438
Is this usable or should I make a late/end Peak instead?
>>541388967My cock needs to get in her cockpit. A gundam needs a pilot!
>>541387431results
>>541389739should probably try to make a vodka/grass for late insteadthis Oguri could work as pace
>>541389384I accidentally pressed the wrong button so this one is summaryless oopsies! Well just know that El Condor Pasa was FAST but those Two Vodkas had their engines revved up! For my blunder, here's ANOTHER scrim room!12560663
>>541389739Late better. That Oguri too stupid. Pace is basically front lite, so needs to be built like one.
>>541389267But Umas choose their own G1 outfits
What are the biggest gaslights in Uma?For me the biggest gaslight is easily "don't join A rank clubs or better it's like having a 2nd job" Makes people lose out on a bunch of Carats and CP and lots of people still believe it 2nd place is Witmaxing. It did a lot of damage and made a bunch of people lose their first CM but nobody really believes in Witmaxing anymore.3rd is Taishin, memed into rolling for one of the ugliest Umas that is also completely useless. People still are coping and trying to force Taishin in CMs even though she's trash. Not a lot of people rolled for her though.
>>541388579That is the most beautiful hag I have seen
>>541389897kinda wish that outfit had her fluffy hair instead, i feel like itd be sexier. Even though I'd consider myself a ponytailfag (i want early cg oguri so much...)
>>541389313>ull never (get fucked by) a gyarumaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>541389952I like the "witmaxxing is a gaslight" gaslight.When it matters the most (Finals), your base stats don't matter if you don't get the right skills to activate. And for that you need wit.
>>541388108Just take a rest and it cures nightowl
>>541389873>HishiamaBased
>>541389952That post is the biggest gaslight, yes.
>>541389952frontrunners.clubs are either tryhards or absolute shits that nobody shows up to trade shoes in
>>541389952>CM is for whalesThis was before Taurus
>>541388556im doing parent runs with daiwa using some cracked mihono i found for her
>>541386917KINO
>>541389952>one of the ugliest UmasThat's uncalled for. I got spooked with her one day, and I think she's pretty cute
>>541389848>>541389907For further context, I already have a late Vodka and a front runner (either Falco or Blockushin, haven't decided). I want to run Oguri because she is one of the few that have won the race IRL
>Oguri Crap opinion >time wasted
>>541389952I spent two whole months in a club with irls and the losses are insane, by the end they weren't even sending oyasumis let alone requesting shoes.
Banchos career sometimes can be so hard and other times youre just an unbeatable god. I literally distance lost to rice earlier with better stats and here I destroyed her
>>541390162work on your blocker and then try to improve your Oguri imo
gold looks betterbring me cm3
Rice Shower is the best. happy she won CM2 for me, but I cant use her on miles sad cause I heard pace sucks there
>>541390267post your ass wonder deck please
>>541389719>>541389898Cute
>>541390112>cybourbHow cracked we talking?
>>541388769thats look pretty good, im aiming to do parents with turf or medium sparks so i can use them always
>>541390250I can't imagine playing with irls. They'd probably think I'm hardcore, even though I'm casual /here/
>>541390319Feed her a bit of late sparks since her pace skills are useless on this track anywayThe bigger problem will be winning Tennosho spring with mile stats
>>541389873The Otherworldly Front Runner...truly her perfect aerodynamic (flat) body helped her achieve this brilliant victory. It was a fun race /uma/, thanks for joining!
>>541390462her trainer? me
Most overrated uma?
>>541389952>For me the biggest gaslight is easily "don't join A rank clubs or better it's like having a 2nd job" Makes people lose out on a bunch of Carats and CP and lots of people still believe itI don't even know if there are still A rank clubs opening here.
>>541390531>Speed not capped>No Mile S>No Concentration>Still managed to come in first
>>541390662>marked
>>541390342
>>541390531Silent Susie proving once again that Umamusume is a wit game
>>541390404that much, but the parents of it is not that good so im using as grandparent, id is 195258902640
>>541390623I purchased the starter SSR pack and got this faggot, fml
>>541390709ty, it's interesting you managed to get these stats without even a kitasan and only 3 spd cards, i guess 20% speed growth is that strong
>>541390531>literal glue won we're all gonna make it bwos...
>>541390742Oh wowSpecifically a gw parent, huhI'm adding that
>mile fatigue setting in>feel like doing a fun McQueen run for the special missions>first one in a good while>early charming>brettygud.exe >run G3>jobs, 134 fans missing>run steaks>hopefull as fuggIT'S HAPPENING AGAIN IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WHYYYYYY WHYWHYWHYW AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH
>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived + Night Owl>Infirmary fail>Slacker immediately afterHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS GAME
>>541390874loving sex with chill uma
I'm about to sin.
>>541390531Suzuka looking for a club by the way. I'm at 137m fans.591640631588
>/uma/ told me to not heal practice Practice Poor>Failed a triple rainbow in summer with just 2%I am never trusting any of you guys again
I'm going to order Twin Turbo!
>>541390749That's the event welfare version, you got the stamina one which is just as shit due to having 16 skills.When you complete all the missions and redeem the SSR ticket, cleat her if you manage to get her.>>541389952>If you cleat anything you're bricking yourself, you just areImagine losing out on months worth of FREE pulls because you wouldn't cleat Wit Shakur or random Rs that are either stat mogged by everything or that are useful for their skills at 0LB (rudolf)
>>541391084just do it when you have no rainbows and no races to run
>>541391270the horny dog would never
>>541391303Special SLUT
>>541391270what is she doing
Game Tachy is superior to whatever they tried to do with her in the movie
CM room15638750
>ehhh I'll never be better than teio anyway>I AM GOING TO BE MY TRAINER'S NUMBER ONE GIRL RRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHWhat the fuck is she doing, focus that energy on races
>>541391414Neicha has given up on being a raceuma and will dedicate all her energy to being a wifeuma.
i wish taiki shuttle was real
Nice Auntie
>>541391481the fuck is happening to her left tit
just nutted to taiki AI gens
>>541391481holy granny tits
>>541391303Cute wife
>>541391382i kneel to the vodka frontrunner
mmm, deep fried slop, my favorite
Support real taiki artists
>aquire these skills with CM3 on the door (you dont want these skills for CM3)what a shit event
>>541391681its permanent so you can do whenever you want
>>541391681there's no end date on the event tho
>>541391382Based Vodka blocker.
>>541391681>no time limit>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEok
>>541391681body and mind is good
>>541391481>that tittybro is using 100% of her strength to squish that in
>>541391758this was the funniest thing i've seen today, was worth joining the room and losing
>>541391867why are german horses like this
>>541391867I like this plan
I wish I knew how to get a real wife that I could hug :(
>>541391867That's a great plan
>>541392004surely you're stronger than a real woman
>artist agreed to do a pose sheet for me using a past reference piece they made for silence suzukaIts so on bros.
>>541391867my girlfriend is like this and demanding a minimum of 5 hours of affection at least once a week is exhausting.
>>541391879Yeah, I don't mind losing to a based anon, I hope he wins this CM
>>541392061Yea, I work out. Cant be a man if you're physically weak and fat.
>>541392118Fuck you
>>541392118how many G1s has she won?
>>541392118that seems rather chill. most woman desire a LOT more, each single day
>>541392118
>>541392514Just get married, then you can't wait to divorce and ntr each other.
>>541391681CM autists when you give them things to do besides CM related content
soon
Oh no, my steak is cooked too perfectly.
are we watching the french races today and tomorrow or just the main race on sunday?
>>541392790Is this the new bnw?
Katauragi Ace.
>>541392096El pASSa
>>541392118Let me guess, it's your German girlfriend Aus Denken?
>>541391770not really it's gold homestretch haste which has a bad habit of procing too late. believe it gets buffed and still isn't great
>>541392118you sound like a bitch
>>541392790My money is on Frankel's daughter.
>>541392790anywhere to watch?
Deutsche arsch...
Can someone post that one Brian webm
>>541393193second this
>>541392790>>541393134If you win, you have to spend it on UmaIf you lose, you have to regret not spending it on Uma
>>541392790>Byzantine DreamThe Medival History LARP and alternative history Uma we all deserve.
>>541392746I'm a CM autist and I'm done with my umas, if anything I only try to get higher god rolls using my 3 borrows, and for the rest of the runs I'm just doing the missions, I highly doubt CM autists are still trying to build aces. That post looks more like someone who hasn’t built his team yet.
>>541393253It's Esel not Arsch.
>>541392790They'll job as usual
>>541393409I can't believe Google Translate lied to me!
>>541392790
>croix all the way in gate 17, byzantine in 15>minnie hauk in gate 1it's cute how the japs cling to hope despite inevitably getting BTFO every time.
Do you guys watch the Japanese g1 races
post something cute
I HATE that she didn't get a singing part for this concert. https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1974119805306507728
>>541393734Sometime
>>541393757
>>541393734no but i do watch F1 which is basically the same thing
I wanted to bet but the only place with a book for it in my country banned me long ago :(
>>541393848basedhow is everyones favorite dutch doing?
>>541393757>child gold ship>white hairnot canon
>>541393757And funny?
how the fuck did you guys get that pick ticket so fast you need like 200 G1s for it
A good trainee will hold another uma down for you to rape!
>>541393889as pessimistic an optimistic person can be. everyone thinks he's going to win the wdc but who knows
>>541391681Noone cares about CM except very vocal minority of players.
>>541394118theyre jobless
>I fail the very last speed training for like 5% that would get me to 1200 speed>lose 10 speed>end with 1190 speedFuck this shit ass fuck shit cunt game, actual cosmic joke
little orange chud REFUSES to give me the 777 spark
Calstone should be the next PM unironically
>>541394310just pray harder
>>541394286you obviously didnt need the speed training if you were off by 10 at the end
>>541394165Oguri wouldn't do this.
>>541393674Gate 1 is a meh spot for Minnie Hauk.The last winner from gate 1 was from 2008. It doesn't suite her style as well. The previous no1 favorite Aventure also just yeeted to the outside. Both umas are Irish and the ones the frogs actually screwed over.Alohi getting gate 4 was a much better draw yet japs are still complaining for some reason.
>>541394181>That disgusting McLaren lead>Red Bull 4thI wouldn't even call myself a casual F1 person, but man, this year sure has been a change up huh?
>>541394373I obviously didn't know I would end 10 off retard.
i regret that i didnt MLB shinko windy, her cuteness is peak
Do umas smell bad? They wouldn't need a tail to swipe flies with as a humanoid unless their butt stink. It's not like they need it for balance since it's mostly hair, unlike monkey/cat tails that are mainly tails with short hair on it.
chiyo
>>541394564
>>541392118explode riajuu
Trainer.... Help...
Were getting free selectors if Japanese horses wins in Qatar Prix l'Arc de Triomphe right?What time is the race?
my teio run just imploded in junior debut, its amazing how sometimes the game just doesnt want you to play at all
>>541393757>>541393950
>>541394417 trust the plan
>>541394764for me it's 3 mood downs into migraine into night owl into me alt+f4ing and uninstalling
>>541393757fake fan>>541394815real fan
Shortstack! Honor your promise and recruit meeeeeee! Please!!!!870302283124
>Durachad progeny got a good gate>*crickets*>Kitafrauds nepobaby got a bad gate>*incoherent screeching about rigging*
>>541394764Today I had to go to the infirmary five times in a row because Urara's migraine just wouldn’t go away
>keep choosing teacup event because it gives 20 energy>find out it ends the event chainAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME SO FUCKING SHIT
>>541394964Alohii isn't the DAAABIIIII hors or has even won any domestic G1s. He's also never ran this distance before so people simply don't know how well he'll do even with a good gate. He showed some promise in the French G2 at least
>>541395175u mean you dont love having to perform a wiki lookup to make any decision in the game?
>>541394921what happened with everyone's favorite team chief (not the swiss) anyway, is he just cancelled gone now?
Stop talking about rape and being raped. According to data collected by Tracen Academy you are more likely to be raped by a human women than an Uma. Please stop spreading fake news and tarnishing the name of Umamusames all over the world!
>>54139279014th 15th and 16th bet.
Wanted to play more Uma JP but their newest update intentionally bricked Hachimi and they made me try to redownload 15 gigs of data behind a vpn again because they hate Cox Network so actually fuck em
>>541395223>wonder why I keep not getting event>look it upHow do you think I found out retard?
>>541394118just do parent runs bro you'll get it easy
>>541395279I'm using hachimi just fine. Just use the temporary workaround for now
>>541395231Oh yeah? Then explain this uma slobbering on my cock right now.
>>541395206>Hopeful S(G1)If I could, I would bet on Croix du Nord
>>541395325im agreeing with you, you... you...DOUBLE UMA
Time to do some Taishin runs with suboptimal deck and shit parentsWish me luck bros
>>541395325Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
>>541395394
>>541395206>Croix won HOPELESS stakesYeah, I understand the hype now.
My 3 aces for Cancer. No Groundwork on my fronts, it just never procced with Mile S, but I'm pretty sure I'll make it to finals just fine. Should I run Blockushin instead? I heard it's hard to make a worthwhile blocker though in which case I'd rather go back to making my TT teams better or start Leo prep.
>>541395231Release the Epsatono files
>>541395434Next scenario will make her runs easier for sure due to Riko was said to give tons of stamina bonuses
So where and when do I watch the Prix de L'arc
>>541395570I hope I can get her R mlb'd and at least one copy of the rice card
Any /here/ club looking for new members? I play daily and can do 30m+/month
>rushed her in junior-year by taking shitty trainings>didn't proc her training event even once>still got her to 50 green by my usual timings with plenty time to spare until new year>didn't appear>was assaulted by constant mood downs meanwhile>"really could have used your help">...>pic relThat's gotta be a record or somethin'. Gee, Tazuna, what took you so long. Really was tempted to click bottom option.
>>541395496front runners without groundwork have a 0% chance of winning or doing anything productive in a race against competent opponents. it's infinitely more important than mile S, which they can win without.
>>541395230 Gunther(haas)? or Christian horny(red bull)? both don't seem to be coming back and it doesn't seem like anyone is interested in christian after the whole fiasco he had
>>541394310>>541394367Shiraoki-sama heard me disparage her chosen and punished me by making me bomb basically all my affinity races I need to take time to reflect on my misdeeds
>>541395434good luckhttps://files.catbox.moe/uw26dx.jpeg
Brianbros, how's my Brian looking?
>>541395780
>>541395812So you were the fuck who stole my phone give back the pics of my microdick
>>541395780Typical pacer yobbing their sure wins during career.
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1974047437603156405
>>541395812gross
>>541395715wrong and you're retarded
>>541395728Günther = everyone's favorite. So yes, I was talking about Horner.>after the whole fiasco he hadI still find the whole thing pretty funny, from the few bits I know. Gonna miss the man, he seemed fun to have around, even if only to piss off Toto.
>>541395942>t. gaslight dancer
>>541395942i really hope i match with you in cancer cup
>>541395867I started putting her on pace with an oguri red spark because she jobbed even harder as late, I swear to god she was consistently getting the crowns up until I made that post
>>541390935so did he win after powering up like that?
>>541395942I mean 0% is wrong, but GW is still the largest factor in winning as front (assuming you have angling).
Wouldn't Front without Groundwork but shitton of mid-game skills and high wit/str still make a good effort for a lead? What even purpose of being first early? To body block the rest? Put more separation between other style groups?
>>541396194i think even if you have mid-race skills if you are too far you cannot catch up in time
>>541396194fronts only have a speed advantage early race so you NEED to make the most of it or you just lose to any other style
>>541396194You're wildly underestimating how much of a lead a well-built front runner with groundwork can get over opponents who don't have it
>>541394958Anyone please help a teainer in need to find a club
>>541396194passing is harder than not getting passed. it's a huge advantage. there's also three different front runners who have midrace uniques that only activate in first place. if you can start in front of smart falcon and stay in front of her until the first corner, you're good to go.
>>541395865nohttps://files.catbox.moe/ge188g.jpeg
>>541396453ShitWell keep posting my preggo wife please
>Win 200 G1 racesThats like 14+ careers.....
>>541396453stop posting AI slop
>>541396359Come back in NA primetime. It's dead hours.
1%ONEPERCENTYOUFUCKINGFAILUREOFADONKEY
>>541396570this is my wife, not yourhttps://files.catbox.moe/7e27w0.jpeg
I'm thinking about having an umaslop jork session...Elp
>>541396619>300,000 rating pointsThats like 34 career runs.....
Why do they call her Endless Torrent?
>>541396658Imbecile!
>>541396761Her love never dries up, she'll shower you with it endlessly.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (umadacchi)uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (umaslop umaslop)
>>541395780Taunting me now... (on 3* pow 3* stam parents so this would have been useful with half a drop more luck)
10 mill so far. 28 days left. I'll get 100 mill for you, danchou!
Why are trainees like this?
how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS?
>>541396859Nice Nature is way worse than her
How do you guys like my Uma collection?
>>541396859no idea. do you know why?https://files.catbox.moe/ux0byh.jpeg
>>541396859What does she need that information for
>>541396887I wish I used my selector on her.
>>541396859They're teenages with their hormones going crazy.Be the adult here and tell her no, it's an inappropriate thing to ask of someone.
>>541396887>focus on training her when she looks like THISUmm... She wears a tracksuit during her training sessions. What's wrong with you?
>do Haru Urara run for missions>triangle affinity >4 mile sparks >mile S
>>541396954Raisu doko
>>541394964all thoroughbreds are nepobabies
>>541397039We don't train villains here.
>>541396954I prefer mines.
>>541396887very distracting!https://files.catbox.moe/rg109u.jpeg
>>541396954Only one is good, the rest is glue.
>>541396849stop posting AI slop
how long does v.bourbon stay relevant for?
>>541396954>4 star halobut... why?
>>541397221
>>541396954not listed matifukkiretatetokasane and king ODST
>>541397282fuck off with your spam already
I love Sirius so much.
>>541397327supposedly 2 years, but idk how much we're accelerating anymore.
>>541397282before anyone asks, yes i am the father
>>541393757the cutest
global ban of ai slop fucking when?
>>541397425i don't think i willhttps://files.catbox.moe/tt8zau.jpeg
>>541396954Pretty good. Here's mine.
>>541396954How's your support?
>>541397532fuck off ai slop spamming retard
>>541397039No need to roll specifically for base umas, I still have my 3 star selector too.
>>541397532Orf would never...
>Got a Daiwa with both senior triple crowns>Also won Derby, Shuka Sho and Junior Filies>but shit stat/affinity/unique sparksI'm conflicted, is she viable as a parent? That's a shit ton of uma affinity for when the G1 rework comes around but the stats are not good.
You don't know what you got till it's gone
>>541397660nahhttps://files.catbox.moe/uyfggw.jpeg
>>541397443November: 4 CMDecember: 8 CMJanuary: EoS
>>541397374I dunno, ask cygames why they keep giving me her.
>>541396954Pretty good Anon! Check mine out!
>>541397707the stats don't mater just what sparks it rolls. all the affinity bonuses add up
>>541397737kill yourself
>>541397707if she has at least 2* URA finale, then maybeotherwise no
>>541397737Post more
>>541395942he should test her out in a room and post it here then, lets see it
>>541397783Yeah I'm not talking about her stats, but the blue stat boosting spark. It's 1* power, 1* pace and 1* unique.
>>541397562Kita MLB, Creek 2LB, all SR MLB
Hello, can i have a (You)?
>>541397892oink oink
>>541397807gremlins
>>541397893BROS HOW GOOD IS SHE
>>541397834any request?https://files.catbox.moe/13th85.jpeg
>>541397858It's normal for Daiwa to win races, having a bunch of G1 wins when the spark is shit is totally irrelevant.
>>541397893Sure thing!
>>541397942Purple slime coming out of Amazon's butthole
>>541397807the 'crazy' tachy is okay but i like her the most when she's being sweet and motherly
>checking /uma/ clubs>ウマオオオオ is at 119Uh what happened bwos?
>>541393757https://youtu.be/mcF_6yAcjok
>>541397942Give me an oguri cap (cap as in peak), make it safe for work, put her in a family dinner eating a mountain of food
SHOE CHECK
Oguri Cap isn't rapeable
>>541397929After playing the gacha, I just cant take Tachyon serious anymore. She is such a needy dork, its unreal.
>>541396954That's pretty good. Here's mine
>just lost to a gold ship in a cm roomI thought she wasn't supposed to be a problem anymore?
>>541398029They fell off. What is /uma/'s top club right now?
>wake up>see this>what do
>>541398102She isn't, you're just trash.
>>541398152she beat a seiun sky who procced angling + victoria
>>541398130Go back to sleep praying the next time I wake up it's Teio.
>>541398084>when she almost dies because she expected you to make all her meals>when she tells you to rub her shoulders and serve her on the home screen
>>541398130why did i wake up in the middle of a wedding aisle
>>541398130Defile her.
>>541398123This one apparently
>Cygames-owned horse Forever Young will compete in the Breeder's Cup next month>Facing off against the winner of 2 of the 3 Triple Crown Races this year, the Kentucky Derby and Belmont Stakes, Sovereignty>Journalism who won the Preakness Stakes>And old rival Sierra Leone who competed against Forever Young in the 2024 Kentucky Derby and last year's Breeder's CupObviously the Japs care the most about the Prix in regards to foreign races and generally don't respect dirt, but I wonder if they're paying any attention to the Breeder's Cup
>>541398102>he fell for itgolshi's game
>>541398102Mein Führer... this is a Goldshi game in a Goldshi world... Besides the true Goldshi game hasnt even started yet
>>541398037
my golshi will beat smaru in leo cup btw, and no i am not pulling for smaru
>>541396887Taiki's body may be hot as fuck but her heart is pure
this is not goldshits CM/era anymore, she will never recover from the front meta powercreep.
>>541398324Yeah but are you reusing the Taurus Cup one?
I am going to molest and rape Maruzensky
>>541398234I'm pretty sure White Abarrio and Thorpedo Anna are running in breeder's cup as well
>>541398372no because leo cup doesn't have a downhill so go home specialist will be useless
>>541398378She lets you do it and then when you cream her hairy umanko. it will be all over for you.
if donkey musume existed they would probably experience racism and be second class citizens
>>541398451>only uphillsnice track japtards
>>541397995https://files.catbox.moe/2ig90c.jpeg>>541398040https://files.catbox.moe/zrvdbw.jpeg
>>541390930It's destiny.
Cingray hype?
>>541398084quite lazy at times also
Do any of your friends play uma, anons?
Vodka kinda doesn't get the hype or glaze she deserves huh?Weird?She's even a JRA hall of famer
i want a big warm breasty hug from this wholesome country girl
>>541398595Thats always funny and very cute too.
Tell it to me straight bros... I got 3.5 hours... can I make it to 400,000?
Handsome deep voice umas...
>>541398523how can there be only uphills while going through the same uphill twice?
>>541398130oh, cute, whos the lucky stallion?
>>541398595genuinely subtle characterization on a gacha game character, good job cygames
>>541397943>1* guts>1* mile>2* ground work>2* URA FinaleFuck you Maruzensky you schizo bitch. Video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JUCqF9_yGE
>>541398613Friends?
>>541398613I have no family or friends
>>541398634Daiwa made more money than her. Thats why. Remember its all about betting and winning big. The horses arent that important in perspective
>>541398539Niceu
>>541398682I hate slackers like you
>>541398634the consequences of being a year 1 character designed to fill an idol game archetype instead of being properly based on the real horse
>>541398210I'm surprised we're only 27th.
>>541398613>friends
>>541398130stop posting ai slop
>>541398613You guys have friends?
>>541398747no, vodka made more money than dasca
>>541398682probably, but is it worth it?
>>541398613yeah, you guys
>>541398634Uma Musume Wodka Black SOON
>>541398707Escher solved this problem decades ago
>>541398634Vodka, El etcYou'd think they were just regular 1-2 G1 horses and not dominating behemoths the way they're presented
>>541397942mayano anything you want
>>541398682Do some g1/fan runs with the goldship cards on one of the event bonus characters and all the event bonus cards
>>541398851In betting too? Thats the important part. She placed more than her, no?
>>541398682Yes. Bakushin WITMAXX run with event Gold Ship + Seiun Sky wit card is like 20k event points (dependant on the rest of cards, might get more if they're good).
>>541398761>I hate ...(You)>>541398874I gotta get the card... that I will never use... I'm being serious IDC about Titles or Profile junk but usable items and such bother me
>>541398613my steam friends do
>>541398634>Goldship daring Kitasan to beat her record of 6 G1s in S3>meanwhile Vodka is just there
Oh boy, I sure love nothing more than getting only deprived sleeps for the entirety of fall senior year
>>541398897El and Grass get a lot of respect in the anime at least.
>>541398613Just me and 1 of my finsubs but I'm far more competitive than he is.
>>541398682Brother...>>541398761nyoro~n>>541398613No, but one of my exes plays it, and I'm trying to get one buddy who stopped following seasonals years ago to watch CinGray
I'm thinking about making 6* stamina 3* guts parents so I can actually hit the fucking 300 guts mark without deliberately training for it
>>541399047LONDON
Does parent spark actually affect the sparks you're gonna get? So if I do a run with 0 groundwork sparks vs a run with 9 groundwork sparks and I have the groundwork skill on both run, would the run with 9 groundwork sparks have a higher chance to give a groundwork spark at the end?
>>541398904https://files.catbox.moe/jvnltn.jpeg
>>541398613My little brother is the one who actually presuaded me to play Uma.
>>541399097yes.
Ticketzo...
>>541399093California. You wouldn't be able to keep up.
>need vicky mile sasheswhy dont you just fuck me in the ass
>shitpost for 8 hours in /uma/>fine>do 3 career runs per day>nyooo I have a life!!!
I don't like how Nature cheered for Kitasan instead of her own teammate in S3It feels like Sounds of Ass and R&R were last minute additions and weren't meant to join Canopus from the start
>>541398634>>541398897Digitan...
>>541399108>maya with a bushYou have gone too far
>>541397942May I have rice shower scrubbing (you) like this?
>>541399108>bush
>>541398918Wait what does the G1 Races do? I just pump Stats to win the Career races and get about 17k.>>541398961WitMax? I prioritize Speed and get like 17k with the following Event Cards
>>541399047lemme spurt in your straightaway
>>541399195that's many communities more time talking about not play than playing
>>541399152Fuck, so I still have to farm parents with shitty blue sparks...
>>541399163She lives in an animistic, enchanted world of thing-spirits that are always trying their hardest, and I think that's beautiful. We should link her up with Fuku and listen to the sparks fly
I just dont give a shit about the event card or doing more than my daillies
>>541397893ardan wife
>>541398747but /uma/ told me that horse racing is a spectator sport in japan and gambling is only a small part???
>>541398613Friends?After high school, been on my own since.And that was, uh... 15 years ago
>>541399097Yes but the spark count has nothing to do with it. It's a 10% multiplicative bonus for every parent/grandparent with the spark regardless of 1/2/3*. So with all 6 having it you get * 1.1^6 or 77% more chance. 20% (white) -> 35%, 40% (gold) -> 71%.
YOU WILL EAT THE BURGER
tell me about the falconwhy is she smart?
>>541399198who knows about R&R, but Ass was a nepotism inclusion because she's owned by a Yoshida
>>541398613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jazEPPAhkTY
>>541399342i love the way grass delivers the first line in this convo
>>541399163I honestly prefer the less retarded BNW OVA Chikezo
>>541399242g1 sparks give hints or statshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>541399281You'd only give me 1 sparks, sorry. I need at least 3
>>541399361I'm rooting for a close friend over a teammate any day of the week lol
>I don't have friendsI am not your friend?
>>541399406kita's not a close friend either
>>541399307I dont think we should do that. Who knows what happens if they both despair at the same time...
>>541399195Shitposting in /uma/ is fun spending an hour doing the same careers I've done dozens of times already is boring
>>541399331Does this apply to blue and red sparks too or only white sparks?
>>541399391i'd easily give you 3 stars in Super-Duper Climax
>>541397942Fuji kissing Torena
>>541399419Do you know my favorite color?
>>541398613Besides my /uma/ friends? Yeah, I'm in a club with them right nowMost of them are falling off though so the club is going downhill
>>541399419bet! woo!
>>541399287sadly part of the grind that's why people have what they call skill merchants that have usually bad blues/pinks but large array of whites they loop into their legacy into they can afford to loop them out
>>541399440they totally are, who else is closer to Nature than Kita?
>>541399419WEI
>>541399457why does Cafe have two mugs of coffee out if she's not even going to drink from them
>>541399195I burn out easy on video games and I want to keep playing this for a long time so I gotta ration carefully
>>541399419Run away!
>>541399419No, you're my fucktoy.*licks your neck*
>>541399491I doubt it. You'd be exhausted before finishing a lap.
>>541399329>haha look at this anon he's like 33 imagine being this OLD>realize I'm barely youngerthe passing of time is a cruel mistress
>>541399554Those are for me.
>>541399514It's orange because you associate it with the Nissan 350Z
>>541399195>shitpost for 8 hours in /uma/Fun, enjoyable interactions with anondacchis>do 3 career runs per dayMiserable, want to kms, nothing goes right, have to do a billion races for danchou, feels more like a job than something to do for fun
>>541399419You wanna get a beer this weekend? They're closing down the Imperial for another condo development man, this shit sucks. This whole city is going to shit.
>>541399515/uma/ Club is falling off... Rank 85!
>>541399242Something like this, click wit and speed (or something else if you maxed and it gives more stats) you'll easily get more ,than this rating, my cards are pretty bad. Learn as much normal yellow skills as possible too, just take the highest discount, doesn't matter if they fit the character.Borrow MLB Seiun Sky wit instead, she's 45% event bonus.
>>541399458Only white, Red/Green are just 50/45/5% (chances go up on SS rating umas, which basically no one can make yet). Blue is based on the stat with breakpoints at 600 and 1100.
>>541398234Dirt raced are more fun anyway. If Cygames ever adds Ebayan to uma without his nemesis Sierra Leone, it would be a disservice. This rematch at BC Classic 2025 might be his final chance to finally beat him at a major race.
>>541399419I don't like the glitter and stickers on helios. it makes her look like a cheap stripper/whore
>>541399712for posterities sake, how much do they go up and when will they be regularily achievable? MANT or later?
>>541399458Oh actually we're talking about the chance to just get the spark, so blue/red are completely random. Every stat is 1/5 for blue, and every affinity with A or higher has the same chance for red.
WAIT A MINUTE I GOT SIDE TRACKED ISN'T CANCER CUP STARTING IN THREE DAYS I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE UMA THAT HAS MILE S OR CAPPED SPEED.
>>541399636Wow, that's almost spot on... on wrong you are.Good try, though.
dick
>>541399778you're a cheap whore
>>541399792Idk when they are achievable, but the values are in the doc in OP I think.
bros when will we get more borrows? I know I have the cards to get the stats I need, I just need one good run...
Why does this bald fuck such a bully to my wife
>>541399605>I'm 41>Having the best time of my lifeCheer up umadacchi, the best is yet to come!
>>541398707It's the stairway to heaven, only uphills.
>>541399831I suppose King's only recourse is to have sex with me.
>>541399227>>541399240she's an adult!>>541399228not sure what you meanhttps://files.catbox.moe/kvi5hl.jpeg>>541399503you didn't clarify where.https://files.catbox.moe/yofuln.jpeg
>>541398682don't let danchou see this
>>541399831Vodka is easy as fuck to build, just give her Ryan and Maru's ult, max pot her, and run 4 speed 2 power to make sure you cap speed, just get whatever skills you can get after you grabbed all the accel skills (slick surge + furious feat)
>>541399970spamming is against the rules you obnoxious faggot
>>541399047>finsubsis that what you call taxpayers?
Been reading up on horses and Wing Arrow seems pretty coolHis dad even appeared in CG
Hellsing guy
>>541399970>you didn't clarify where.Good enough
>>541399858Then my other guess is - You don't have a favourite colour because you're a nihilistic little shit that doesnt feel joy in life because his dopamin addicted brain got fried as a teenager and hasn't been able to recover from the quick highs of life he expierenced, so now he perceives everything as a failure and wishes for his life to end but doesnt have the guts to do it himselfHow close am I with this one?
>>541399970>she's an adult!Lies!
>>541399594i'd proc my Long Straightaway and rearrange your GUTSyou'll be feeling some Wet Conditions
>>541399195it doesn't matterin the end she will come and have her way with you
>>541400076It's purple, which is almost the opposite of orange on the color wheel
>>541400174>purpleblack or a woman or at worst both
>>541400125
stop posting helios or i'm going to get horny and when i get horny i jack off to helios
>>541399914I thought it was funny when he basically had to issue an official apology for chuckling when someone told him rice died on the track while he was raging about her cutting his uma off "We're basically the same age! That's oomf, man! That's twin!"
>>541400172But Chrono is a good girl... she'd never do that r-right?
>>541400267
>>541400214>nogs living in you head rent freeI see your game, you're wanting me to defend why I like that color so that you can collect more data on meWasn't born yesterday, bucko
>All the sudden steam news about the newly discovered unity security risk>Uma is made in UnityBros???
Gold Ship called me a nonny and then punched me in the liver :(
>>541400101Yeah? I see you're laying a lot of Groundwork but having an Early Lead means nothing if you can't last until the Final Push.>>541400032Nah, they're just guys who support my lifestyle. I'll be in Japan soon off that alone.
We are not friends.
>>541398707>ZA WARUDO[/spoiler
What are you looking at, nerd?
>>541399195Machitan lovemaking.>>541400172Chrono ryona
>>541400426
>>541400214Purple is a fine color. My favorite color is seafoam though.
>>541400267why resisthttps://files.catbox.moe/4yed6a.jpeg
>>541400450>lard nature
>>541400450Your panties, of course. How much for a good sniff?
>>541400450Neicha would NOT do that. Retract that image right now or face consequences.>>541400453Machitan afterglow cuddling
i'm not gonna make a thread on /a/ but i finally finished cyberpunk:edgerunners and holy shit...
gm!
>>541400450My wife.
>>541400426YOU ARE MY FRIEND
>>541400553isnt that a cartoon?
This AI slopfag is a lot worse than the bush AI slopfag, I don't like the way whatever model he's running makes everything look shiny.
>slop hourscheck this out thenhttps://files.catbox.moe/zv2v9j.jpg
>300 witlet 800 power Seiun Sky beats my 900 power 600 wit Turf S FalcoI know this CM is gambling but this is ridiculous
>>541400603yes a chinese-polish cartoon
>>541400553Fuck you, don't make me remember...
>>541400553Lucy a shit (which is a shame to say since I really like Aoi Yuuki)Rebecca deserved to be the starHonestly, if feels like they replaced Rebecca with Lucy at the very start during that gurney scene.
>>541400632Fuck you
>>541400426Prez...
Fear not!
Alright you FREAKS. You've had your fun. Now make the new thread.
>>541400426Don't underestimate hachimi
uhhh you don't get to bring friends
I recently played expedition 33 and it was unironically amazing. You frogs are alright in my book.
>>541400747
>>541400656>>541400659fuck you and fuck rebecca (sensual mating press no condom btw)lucy my beloved
>AI slop and e-whoresit's actually over
>>541400719>page 6
testing my non GW frontno summary unless i win :)75128594
>>541399914Damn dood's still playing?did he even bother with the CMs
>>541400060Why is she so intense
>>541400747TELL ME ABOUT EL CONDOR PASA! WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?>>541400572Good morning, euro(?) Fukufriend
>>541400625it is modeled after the ingame 3D models. i can also make them more anime looking if i wanthttps://files.catbox.moe/qjg0hm.jpeg
>>541400716arigatou and rub a dub thanks for the grub Matikanefukukitaru
>>541399198A lot of S3 is rushed trash.
>>541400778Faggot. Behold her perfection!
>>541400850Still taking requests?Can you do a slightly chubby Macqueen taking it up the butt?
>>541400850seriously fuck off already, why are you spamming>>541400927kill yourself
>>541400801He doesn't stream it anymore but him and his wife are pretty invested. She runs a club like a tight ship, real danchud quotas. IIRC he won taurus and got silver in gemini? His wife whales and did better.On a recent stream he mentioned that he's saving for summer maru and the kitasan rerun banner, so he clearly knows at least a minimal amount of ball when it comes to meta.
>the turn before the first race>fails a training>don't overdo it>mood plummets to the ground and lose 20 statsYeah I'll just stop here
it's over...
>>541400632Ok
>>541400902silencing becca whining by kabedon and sloppy kisses...
>>541400797woah no summary and no one is showing up huh might as well not blur out the names anymore if you really want your umas to be featured here
WE'RE SO BACK!
>>541401116I'm very behind on this CMBeen burning carats on more runs just to get a single parent readyThe two I thought were okay were absolutely not okay the last time I tested themSo no tests until I get someone new up and running
>>541400836intense in what way
>>541401031That is... the exact opposite of how i expected his trajectory to goI thought he would just shrug and say good game but wasnt gonna commit, not have him and his wife turn into a fucking uma powercouple i didnt even consider the possibility that something like that could exist
>>541401039>>541401161
>>541400927https://files.catbox.moe/ubgkbu.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/klftmh.jpegnot chubby enough i think
shut the fuck up about your e-celeb already
>>541400719Cumming on Smart Falco's face
>>541401215After giving birth twice, its okay to not have a peak (as in cap) body anymore
>>541401274Oh no, the ai slop...Think of the real artists and make them go bankrupt please!
>>541401252We're gonna Bakushin all day long!
>mile procs>zero rainbows for five turns>zero double rainbows for ten turnsCan't explain that.
>>541401274Nah, that's a good amount of poochThanks
>>541401274NTA but yeah not chubby enough
>>541401116*throws a random uma on there.*Enjoy
>>541401235>I thought he would just shrug and say good game but wasnt gonna commitIn one of the later Uma streams he mentioned he was doing 3 hours a day off-stream because he plays it while on the exercise bike and also while waiting when he's picking their kid up from school, and I think the writing was on the wall at that point.>>541401289No, the bald chud playing isaac has been in my life more than some family members unfortunately, so he's imprinted on my psyche
>>541401351I can!
>>541401274Wait, I mean, yeahThat's not quite chubby enoughYou should give it another go
>e-whores>e-celebs>ai slopwe may have hit rock bottom
>>541401274Do Narita Brian, something of your choice
AI sloppa is a sign of a dead game/generalglobal didn't even last until the half anni. SAD
>>541401430i don't see anything on my wall though
>>541401509Start the new thread already, then. Commit this one to the pyre
>>541401509could be worsei used to post my penis in /vt/ threads
>>541401509Not until the CP/scat spammer sings
>>541401450
>2* make debut mission ticket>pull a lucky 3*>it's a dupe maruzensky
It's fine to hate sloppa, but if you're not even an artist, who the fuck cares what you think?You have no horse in this race
>>541399636at least the 350z was a good choice
>>541401550that's not true, these AIspammers came from elsewhere when global happened and the thread blew up like crazy
Man people were saying golshi welfare sucks but I threw it into my deck today and pumped out better umas than I've ever made before. Even with no special priority it's still better than my SRs.So is the takeaway that Training Effectiveness is one of the most important stats?
>3 failures with less than 10% rateThis game is telling me something
>first ever 3* power and stamina within the same weekMy luck quota...
look on the bright side, atleast he inst the guy who took pictures of himself and slopped it into horse girls like that one Anon
>>541401530https://files.catbox.moe/cz1shg.jpeg>>541401481>>541401358>>541401372https://files.catbox.moe/il1vr2.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/t8mgpq.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/r5xk2k.jpeg
>>541401651your spam is fucking annoyingyou niggers have no self-awareness whatsoever
>>541401652rude
>>541401651I'm an artist with 10k patrons on patreon albeit
Cry harder maybe that'll work! Bitch!
>>541401679Yeah, how probabilities work
>>541401651>It's fine to hate being served feces, but if you're not even a chef, who the fuck cares what you think?>You have no horse in this racewhat the FUCK is a horse
>>541401509
>>541401812You know uma means horse right?They're literally called horse girls
>>541401710Naisu
>>541401876kill yourself, tourist
>>541401925>>541401925>>541401925New bread.
>>541401710I cum again
>>541400538Machitan marriage
>>541400797My Falco didn't proc A&S and ended up blocking everyone.
>>541401912>has nothing to say but to name-callDon't even post at this point, bro
>>541402118>m.jpgnot even that guy but you should actually kill yourself
>>541400797>>541402084>sub 1.2k speed maya got a 2ndyeah i think im dropping my non-GW seiun for a blockerwas thinking her dogshit lead would help my curren or something
>>541402232>mad that people on a mobile game general have images saved from the mobile version of the site
>>541402327you can save all the garbage you want just don't repost ityou're also clearly too stupid to circumvent it
>>541402118He didn't just call you out as a tourist ("name call"), he also told you to kill yourself. I know reading is hard.
>>541402392>can't repost the images you get off the chinsWow, bro, great advice >>541402404>throwing around tourist>using actual quotes instead of quotation arrowsGlad to know this is who's in these threads
>>541402652>can't repost the images you get off the chinsdon't repost lower quality versions of said images you retarded mobile tourist
>>541402835Oh wow, getting all pissy and shitty over using the mobile version of an image from the mobile of a site in a general for a mobile gameWhere did I think I amYou sound silly, literally grasping at straws
>>541402982you are an absolute fucking retard that should kill yourself as the other guy said
>>541402835You think some indian tourist who spams slop is going to care about posting resampled mobile images?
>>541403025It's gonna get cyclical at this point, but>has to resort to name-calling At least say something interesting if you're gonna say something at all
>>541403149nobody is "resorting" to anythingyou're a fucking retard that should kill yourselfthere's no further conversation to be had
>>541403251Yet you're still here Could have left with everyone else, but someone has to get the last word in, right?
>>541401678>So is the takeaway that Training Effectiveness is one of the most important stats?yes its arguably the best. Id have to see your srs tho.
>>541403373so long as you're here i'll continue calling you the retard that you arei do not care about "the last word"
You are only allowed to post the images I say you are allowed to post. Otherwise my goons Bulk & Skull will bully you.
>>541403516i suppose you're free to post lower quality mobile slop if you want because you're too stupid to circumvent the saving processyou'll just rightfully be called a retard
>>541403494>he says in an attempt to get the last word in
>>541403629kill yourself retard
>>541403682>he says in another attempt to get the last word in
waiting for page 10 so i can snipe the last word from both of you retards btw
>>541403727>>541403682
>>541403889>he quotes in yet another attempt at getting the last word in
>>541403862you and that retarded mobile tourist can compete for the "last word"
>>541403965Can you shut the fuck up man?
>>541403589You DARE to reply to me in a decaying thread.How dare you. There will be pistols at dawn.
>>541404110I mean, I could if I wanted toBut it's a bit rude to leave such a nice reply hanging by its lonesome
>>541404116>pistols at dawnyou're dead meat
>>541393289A military history nerd uma would be a blessing for lorefags. I want to hear about the amazon kingdoms of old, the human longbow revolution, the combined arms tactis of elite uma footknights fighting in tandem with stag riders and crossbowmen, the logistical implications of umas' caloric intakes, all of it. I want them to run wild with the alt history shit.
>>541404364I wish Taiki would beat my meat
>>541395231
>>541405124>that filename
Heh
Well memed, my friend
:^)
kill yourself retard
