Previous: >>541401925>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>541414717Why did her and Mayano and Sweep get wedding alts. What did John Cygames mean by this?
*blocks your path*
I have come to the conclusion that pace with groundwork may not be a meme after all. I'm only going to field my El Condor and gamble on the finals though.
>>541414890It's not but it's kinda hard to get
Help!I can't find a club to give my massive 500K daily fans to!
>>541414890It's a meme if there is a single front in the raceWhat you want is THH to be competitive as pace
>>541414781>What did John Cygames mean by this?
STOP
>>541415326slacker skin outbreak doko
>>541414781>Marry Uma>She stays young until old ageIt's every mans dream
>The final chapter of the event has Akikawa say she was gonna make more expansions to the UmaQuest game and everyone is excited for the next installment, with Tazuna making some cryptic statements for more sequel bait>Four and a half years later>...
Oguri's mum completed her dream btw.
you've been taken
>>541415457Yep… pers?
>>541415489JP hated it so UmaQuest EOS'd with naked dogeza from Akikawa
I did it bros... now I can go to sleep for 5 minutes before I have to wake up for wirk
>>541415457HAA ha ha ha ha! Look at me doto! I've become... T. Ham Opera O!
>Out of Daily Race Tickets>RP 0/0>Still two daily shops leftAAAAA
>>541415664Nishino deflowered
>>541415636There is a solution...
What do you MEAN the fourth bingo card doesnt give an event card???????????
>>541414890If you can proc groundwork, there’s no reason to use pace over front
>>541415636Nigga just use the carrot juice you have a million of them and they're fucking useless unlike the other energy refill.
>>541415636they're useless anyway desu
>>541415515Using her weaponry to take what she wants
>>541415636Your carrot juice refills?
>>541415773I need my six extra stars a day...
>>541415515Sorry I don't date cows
I am looking for a new club, I work hard and play hard! Can do 30m+/month so... Invite???870302283124
rori golshi might be a bit too cute for me too handle
>>541415664Sweaty umanko...SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Do you guys even have enough stamina to run the CM? I'm running subdued front and end closers on all my runners
>>541415941>Do you guys even have enough stamina to run the CM?bro my seiuns look like taurus aces with 700+ stamI'm not even aiming for it, it just happens because stam parents
>>541415515>>541415814I want an Umagf like this.
>>541415843bwo your monies?
Digitan LOVE
>>541415846
>>541415991Not a problem if you don't have support cards worth leveling.
I'm so done I am going to use this as a grandparent
>>541416051this does NOT look like a top student
>>541415941If you were smart, you would have anti late instead of anti end. Every lobby is full of vodkas/grass
bwos...
>>541414717child bride
>>541416051Tachyon lost...
>go for triple tiara for event>get rushed>run out of stamina>diesits over
>new missions don't have clocksAieeeeee
>>541416117
>>541414781They want us to lust after children... They want us to get hard when looking at them... It's so wrong...
>>541414717Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>541416208Thus always to witlets
>>541416210just stop losing races LMAO
name ONE(1) uma that isn't worth of Marriage
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>541414890only way pace manages wins besides nutty rng is if a bunch of brocking goes in their favor
Winning Ticket should hug_ me
>>541416326I forgot what that ugly uma was named, but her.
>>541416210>He can't even 1cc umamusumeEhhh maji? Kimoi
>>541416380Imagine just how good she smells
>>541416058I found that potential levels were actually the worse buckbreaker, but I guess it's fine if you have self-control
Is Tamamo Cross a sex machine?
>>541415941Stam debuffs will only work against small subset of tryhards who are cutting corners for minmax (and even then most of them end at 550, usually with standard/tokyo racecourse). Casuals are still playing Swinging Maestro, people who know what they are doing are aiming for 601.
>>541416326T*io
>>541416117I really liked the official shorts but I couldn't watch this one, even though I like Neighcha it was too cringe for me
>Get Slacker>Triple Rainbow next turn>No one came to train
>>541416503
>>541416501the goal of CM is just to beat single dads
>>541416210Use your free 7 clocks per day bro...
>>541416416Reminder that umas are hella strong
>>541416326Air Sh*kur
>>541416654They don't have enough mass
>>541416605* Summer Camp (Year 3) Begins!
>>541416631>beat a single dad in CM>next day>hear news of a man getting arrested for inflicting domestic abuse on his new girlfriend and his child over losing in a video gameDon't do that, anon.
>>541416416
>>541415941wouldn't it be much smarter to run speed debuffs
>>541416606JOCKEY'S GOT ME
>>541416326Biwa
>>541416684
Grass Wonder already doing a better job with sparks on her second ever run. All the other parent and grandparents have Groundwork, so this helps more with the greens.
>haven't gotten a single 5 win TT finish this entire week>less than 1k points away from demotionThis might be the week
>Decide to try making a pace Brian for CM3>Impossible to win career
>>541416740sssshhhhhhh shut up let them run flustered/subdued
>>541416786just train better you shitter brian is a legend
>>541416684E=0.5*m*v2 anon
>>541416781STOP THE COUNTSOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE MOST POINTS PLEASE
>>541416874legendary bitchi
>>541416874Show me how to get 1st in a long race with 400 stamina
>>541416874get 901 stam for maximum speed bonus
>>541416764Uma Musume have been established to be around thrice as powerful as humans in terms of their output, whether that be through running or through hitting things. But them being based on thoroughbred horses begs the question: are there Umamusume that are stronger and stockier similar to workhorses? What about absolute units like warhorses? Are racing umamusume lighter and more fragile than other umamusume type to maximize their speed? Are there even variations among umamusume like there are between modern horses for various applications?
>>541416764>An entire race of YoRHa 2Bs
>auto select TT team>get into class 6 retention range for the first timebwos I'm worse than the auto select....
do we use Horsepower in the uma universe or is it all Watts/Kilowatts
>>541415536Can we see it
>>541417050It's all measured on umawatts.
>>541416884They get hurt just as easily as humans so it's more deadly for them if trainer is heavier.
>>541415515I love Scarlet's outfits.
>>541417050James Watt is an uma in the umaverse
>>541417138>>541417165It's too early for this...
I regret pulling for Fuji Kiseki, her career is annoying and I've had awful luck with her actually hitting good stats with the same inspirations and decks I've used for other horses. Also you don't even get any sort of secret bonus for placing 1st in Arima Kinen despite it being a humiliation ritual race and requiring you to dump long inspirations to make it possible.
I kinda think King Halo is cute
>>541417209It's almost 9:30pm bro...
I still await manhattan cafe
>>541417209It's the weekend...
Wasn't there a chart of umamusume based on how much the IRL horse ate? And Oguri Cap wasn't even the biggest eater.
>bring 3 speed cards>consistently get +1000-1100 speed, sometimes max>bring 4 speed cards>no one shows up for training, struggle to break 1000huh
>>541417020its like im in /hsrg/
daiwa legend race wheni need her to be 3* aaaa
>>541416605slacker easily worst, nothing else can nuke a run like it
[SAD NEWS] It rained today on Longchamp.
>>541417246do it for her
>>541417459UghExactly when is that raceIm gonna be asleep soon
Does being diligent with burning your team trials RP even meaningfully contribute to fan count
>>541415859CLUB PLEASE
>>541417639you will stay homeless... forever!!!nyahahahaha!
>>541417297stay strong
>>541417519
>>541417529in 26 hours
>>541415859>>541415118>>541417639I really want to kick someone maybe 3 of them but I cant since clubs full maybe when theres an opening. Im still testing my guys if they still love the game by doing the bare minimum quota a month. Im so kicking these flatliners next month if they didnt reach it
>>541417686>>541417297
>>541417697The fuck, i thought it was today?Though I'll still probably be sleeping 26 hours from now..
>>541417406just pull for umas
>>541417695
bros when's twin turbo coming out
>>541417695I'm in an adult relationship with my Trainee, Mayano Top Gun.
>>541417810she's gay?
>MANT is just spamming races, never trainingIs that when JP uma started dying?
>>541417519stop spamming this shit comic
>>541417810When you suck my dick.
>>541417697Shit, gonna be on a plane...
Can someone explain why umas without ears look so uncanny?
Teio!
>A Tachyon is a THEORETICAL faster-than-light particleHow.. how did they know how the horse would turn out at the time they named him??
>>541417852So nothing different from what I do with fan farming? Am I playing MANT already?
>>541417909
>>541417618not in the slightestbut you will still do it because bond goes up
>>541417912This is disgusting.
>>541417909>>541417947Musume: Pretty Race
You guys better not have been gaslighting me when you said this card is good.
>>541417912In what order am I supposed to read the speech bubbles?
>>541418072>he leveled up a guts cardbwo...
>>541417921If such particles did exist they perhaps could be used to send signals faster than light and into the past.>into the past
>>541418072She's good latwr on, her only utility right now is to make guts meme builds
>>541418072She has high training effectiveness, all events restore energy, good fan/race bonus, also there's nothing else to buy.
>>541418103>readingThis is a vibes only thread
>>541418072>anon is this desperate for retention
>>541417909>>541418036Give it back.
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
would this be useable for leo cup?
RIP (You)https://twitter.com/echieichi_/status/1974355056054227161
Did Air Jihad really get skipped over because of his name? Not cool Cybigots
>>541418260There you go bro, good as new
>>541417294It's not even 8am yet.
>>541418030buono buono
>>541418315
I did it /uma/, praise me
>>541418380It's just past lunchtime though...
>>541418289gambling too much on outer post and lone wolf to trigger groundwork but she's ok
>>541417406Should have bought her shards in the club shop.
>>541418289not enough stam
>>541418407baseddeck?
>>541418380That can't be, that doesn't even make any sense.
>>541418183Those builds are a lot of fun though.
>>541418424this was supposed to be a parent spark run but somehow I just got kinda lucky with those procs
>>541418072i used her to build my cm3 ace as F2P, it's okay
>>541418407gj
>>541418447
Where to go to watch the l'arc and okan?
Should I pull the trigger on this? I'm running on limited resources
>>541418532Is that a uniquely high fan bonus deck?
>>541418605Why is Nice Nature so erotic?
>>541418654Do you like playing Tachyon? If you play her a lot I don't see why not, unless you need a ton of monies for support card leveling or other potential levels.
How do you guys manage to build enough STA without a STA support? I'm trying to go 3 SPD - 2 PWR - 1 WIT for my Narita Taishin, but since she has a lot of Long races during her career I always get fucked. STA sparks?
>>541418654>Can't fire Dominator as a pace chaser unless she's in a very fucked up position anywaywhy is that even thereSame with King and her mutually exclusive race distance skills, except i guess with RP purposes that fits her
>>541418674It's actually 111% total, which is 9% below the max. But the utility of these cards gave me better early stats which helped with winning all races.
>>541415941who tf is running end closers lmao
>>541418407The GOAT
>>541418654>Dominator>Medium corners>Race Planneryeah bwo these are perfect for cm3
idk how parent farmers maintain their sanity with the random jobbing umas do on optional races
Imagine if umas had 5yo intelligence but bodies from a milkfactoryge
>>541418103Left to right but it's an ESL/Machine Translation from Korean
>>541416781
>>541418793>>541418532>Undefeated in 36 racesholy FUCK that was actually the more impressive part of this
>>541418654Tachyon already has a built in heal why do you need a second one.>i need it for long racesborrow creek you'll be clicking stamina anyway
>>541418801I am.
>>541418532>full whale deck>againIs there a single f2p poster itt?
>>541419032me
>>541419032>LB1 Creek>whale
>>541415536>naked dogezaBut doesn't that mean people would be able to see her... you know?
>>541418979You won't be saying that when Pisces comes around.
Useless
>>541418979Is there even a theoretical stamina card to borrow other than Creek for the likes of Tachyon or Super Creek that would actually be worth taking over being afforded the chance to avoid the bullshit with using the Special Week or Mejiro McQueen and their RNG gold recoveries?
>bust my toe against a wall like a dumbass>walk funny for a few days after>take a 2 week break from running>go for a run today after thinking the injury is gone>front foot starts hurting again mid way into the run (7km into 10km)>don't overdo it!>grab a bike from a bike sharing app and cycle back home>walking funny againuma musume
>>541418694I saw that
>>541419032Looks like f2p to me, whale decks have multiple LB SSRs outside of Creek FineMotion and Kitasan
>>541418407We're not your danchou though
>>541419242These days those who spend less than 500$ per month are considered f2p
>>541419220He's got laminitisThere's nothing we can do...
>>541419032Looks f2p enough like just mine>>541419335Whats that some reddit / discord / twitch joke?
>>541418072i like to think that she is tazuna/aoi lite with that training effectiveness and random mood upswell when she lands on speed/stam that is
It's been a while since it started, naturally we would have a MLB SSR and a few MLB SR by now. Not that I have a MLB SSR though that wasn't welfare
>>541419032me>2LB Sweep Tosho>0LB Shinko Windybeing f2p is suffering
+1 Gold Ship-1 image limit
Tomorrow...
>>541419657There are some anons angry about MLB Kitasan and some copies of Super Creek because they didnt reroll
>>541419238Hey! No bullying on my /uma/!
what is peoples obsession with f2p?people need to spend money to keep the game alive yknow
Is this the fillies thread?
Post gosling-core
>>541419882>attempts to bully>fails>gets bullied>"n-no bully"You should be raped in the bad way
Euronight hours bring the f2p larping whales huh? Such a strange phenomenon. Pretending you didn't swipe for cards doesn't bring the money back.
why do I get negative skills when losing badly in some races and not others? is arima kinen just guaranteed to not give me one?
>>541419190Look at her go.
umaggers be likeim free to playi mean duh????how else are you playing right now obviously you have the free time to play
>>541419959>EuronightIt's 2pm
>>541419959Its 14:10 bro
>>541419891nice try cygames
>>541419220RIP
>>541420018That's a funny post bro *kisses you on the mouth*
>>541419891>>541419959You can spend money and still be f2p.
>>541420031>>541420046afternoon, w/e, sleepy burger playing fft all night
>>541419959its indeed 8pm herewait...im SEA...
Is there any way to lessen the lag and stutter when playing on PC? I only started exclusively play on phone just because of how smooth it is compared to PC
Hmm... today I'll blame something on... let's see... discord neet asians who pretend to win CMs and give bad advice
>>541419837Delete thatThe hat stays on
>>541420101b-b-bwo...
>>541419032Here, look at my cards. Looks f2p enough for you?
>>541420278AIR SHAKUR
>>541420110retarded burger with retarded takes, name a more iconic duo
>>541419220I hurt my left leg (knee) mid august. It still hurts when I take the stairs or try to run to a bus or something. It gets better by the week, but sure takes a long ass time.
>>541420278My condolences.
>>541420278>FOUR mlb SSRsWhale-dono...
>>541419959The biggest gaslight campaign whales have been doing is to convince F2P players not to run blockushin because they're all invested into frontrunners and if their frontrunner fails they're going to cry
>>541419959>EuronightIt's 5-8 AM anywhere it matters, anon...>>541420148My condolences
>>541420106if you wanna get into semantics, youre basically f2p if you only spend on selectors and the daily carat pack because your deck will literally be worst than the lucky 100% free player. I view whales as anyone swiping on 4* umas and 10 pulls for cards
Umaslop! Umaslop!
Mcqueen's eyebrows are noticeably smaller in anime and it annoys me
>>541419837I agree
>>541419820>mlb creek>mlb kitasan>almost mlb fine motion>a bunch of mlb SRs>f2pI play extemely casually (a few careers per week) but I could estimate the income of an f2p player. There is no way a typical f2p has such a deck. You are either extremely lucky or swiped the card.>>541419891There is nothing inherently bad in paying. The devs do need to pay the bills. But if you paid your way through the game and flaunt it as a success, you deserve to get called out.
>>541419220>>541420148Guess you'd better get well soon!
>>541420375did i hurt your feelings faggot whale chan? No matter how much you swipe, it won't make anyone love you.
Imagine the umapyoiing that goes on in there
Oguri, What the fuck are you talking about
These are my best cards, I only have 1 MLB Kitasan and a dream
>>541420648that is one aislop looking uma i cant even recongize
>>541420156Ummm anon time to upgrade your toasterWerks on my gtx 1060 and i5 6600
>>541420571I love this pitslut so much you'd never believe
>>541420648What is this?
>>541420701>I only have 1 MLB KitasanYou'd better focus on getting more wit cards first bwo...
>>541420626If you don't even have SR cards maxed that's no reason to lash out on others, blame yourself or god.
Thank you to that one anon who showed me how to properly farm fans. I thought 400-500k was high but 800k-1m per career in 30 mins is nice.
>>541419820Now post your umas
>>541420378Teio...
>>541420648>road to the slop
>>541420813tf are you talking about? I haven't even posted my cards you dumb whale
>>541420451>youre basically f2p if you only spend on selectors and the daily carat packAgreed.>>541420536>You are either extremely lucky or swiped the card.Well, I bought all the limited quantity carat packs (and got extremely lucky with Kitasan, FM, and Creek) BUT to do so I used otherwise-worthless steam funds from selling ancient CS skins so I am technically f2p.
>here is your free pre-debut mood up bwo
>>541420916But how did you buy the ancient CS skins?
>>541420813>Swiped for my second Kitasan spark>Only one speed SR at MLBYep I'm basically F2P alright (where did that $200 go...).
But we're all f2p, none of us paid to play the game and free to play it
I didn't know if you run a ton of dirt races the URA finals change into dirt track aswell. I thought it was only distance that changed.
>>541420870It's tough man... I doesnt hurt in the morning, but I notice in after noon when I walk the stairs. At least walking on even ground is painless now at least.
I just spent 1200 Euro, I feel sick
>>541421030Why is Oguri godzilla anyway
>>541420813>blame yourself or godFuck you Delita
I think my luck is pretty good for a f2pwarrior
>>541420156swap away from the log tab
I've spent like $200 in one go.
>>541420916>I used otherwise-worthless steam funds from selling ancient CS skins so I am technically f2p.i've been thereit's ridiculous how much money i made from playing counterstrike for six months and then sitting on all the crates i got for ten years
it must be hard being a trainer
>>541420648Hello, I am from the Yakuza. Where is this?Thank you.
>>541421129maybe I should check my dota2 account I haven't touched for 10 years
>>541421083She is the great grey devourer
>>541421083Too many energy up events and never curing slow metabolism
Dia's dias
>>541421068"Just"? What right now of all times was worth whaling for?
>>541421190>>541421203
>>541421203>>541421190the ogurizillacord...
>>541419220You should be starting out slowly after a two week's break regardless.
Is golshi's event card any good or should I cleat it?
Actually EVERYONE likes me and says they like my trainees and my MLB Support card and I am the most followed member in my club so paying for carats was worth it
>>541421068it's ok bwos, that's still f2p
>>541421263>>541421254>>541421285Spooky right?
>>541421276UOHHHHHH CHILD HORSE
Cute Pokke
>>541421286Nice satire bwo
RUDOOOOOOLFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there anything out there for cataloging my umas that's more robust than an Excel spreadsheet on steroids (with fun VLOOKUP and...stuff) or am I going to have to sloppa up something that uses an SQLite database.And then beg someone who knows what they're doing for help with.
>>541420987They randomly dropped while I was playing.>>541421129Yeah, the money people are willing to pay for skins is absolutely insane (but then again, a card in umamusume is $420 so I guess I can't talk). One of the weapon skins I had sold for $1,400.
TOREINA CHAAAAAAAAN
>>541421221>>541421303I didn't spend them on the game I spent them on something else
tazuna I assure you 800 power at this point in time is more than enough
holy shit goldship can give groundwork
>>541421280it's alright for farming skill sparks for end closer parents but is basically useless beyond that
Any toreina with a god tier Oguri I could borrow for inspiration?
>>541421403why would you do that?
Let the dirt devil... OOOOOOOUT
If I'm cutting my losses on trying to make a second good parent, what should I proritize when choosing one of my failiure parents, stam sparks, mile/turf sparks or the amount of good skills?I already have one decent parent with 8* stam from before.
Oguri is still very cute tho
>>541421423
>>541421490So I won't get called a paypiggy by /uma/
>>541421443EXPLODE
>make better umas for TT>getting less pointsWhy is every single time I "try" to get better results it always just goes to shit?
>>541421190Imagine the hambeast she'll eventually become
>>541419849Bro the arc started already.
>>541421601>making TT umas right before Aoharuishygddt
>>541421563Stop posting Ogurin at the same time as me. Its unnerving
How many stamina do you need again for medium races or for CM4? I'm trying to find my CM1 ace but forgot which one was it because they're all 1200 speed
How the fuck do you get so much stam with only 8* stam spark and no ura finals sparks.
>>541421601Because life is unfair
>>541421385I tried looking for something similar as well, ended up with just an Excel spreadsheet, found Skill and Uma APIs which I linked in so at least I don't have to fully type each section out manually.
Do these events ever rerun?
>>541421393>any considerable amount of money>From garbage skins that dropped in only 138 hours of play
>>541421670You wish!
>>541421443And a hundred monkeys on typewriters can write Shakespeare eventually
>>541419849Tomorrow?
>*makes Oguri seethe*
>>541421691???it's tomorrow, sunday at 15.30 for me
>>541421892Winning?
>>541421880How many hoursUsually Eurohours mean its in the middle of the night for me
>>541421692I NEED MY FUCKING RETENTION RETART SUZUKA FLAT AS A FUCKING BOARD IRONING BOARD ANVIL CHEST COUNTER TOP TWIN TOWERS FLAT PLAINS GROUND LEVEL MOSQUITO BITE NIPPIES POPPED BALLOONS DRY WALL
>>541421812oinkers aren't very smart
>>541421957Last race for today is at 6.10 pm
>>541421959calm down tier 5 bro
>>541421692whats the moonrunes say, i like the art but if it says something dumb..
>>541421601I just click to auto-add button for my TT Umas...
Fuck Nature
>>541421723rudolf has 20% bonus stam
>>541422027TIER 1 CHEST
>>541422048it saysLeadLead
I don't get why you guys said JP players complained about UmaQuest, I just finished reading and it was pretty fun
Anyone who is competitive at all in uma is a spender, this is the most anti f2p gacha on the market. You are suppose to suffer until you cough up your credit card info dumb goyim.
>>541421812It was a Desert Eagle | Blaze (Factory New)
>>541421812the crates from 2016 (the definition of a garbage drop) are worth like 5 dollars each now
How many years are we gonna have to wait??
>>541421370You just got Kaichod
does fan bonus stack???
>>541421959>>541422126Why does her boobs keep inflating and deflating, whats her actual numbers?
>>541417246>Also you don't even get any sort of secret bonus for placing 1st in Arima Kinen despite it being a humiliation ritual race and requiring you to dump long inspirations to make it possible.Wat? The event itself doesn't even change? Vodka chews you out and says it wasn't a cool race anyways when you win.>>541421776>Skill and Uma APIs which I linked in so at least I don't have to fully type each section out manually.Explain! Pretty please. I must nap I tard wrangling that thing for hours and its usage limit doesn't reset until 11 AM anyways. Whooooo 3 hours of sleep after slopcoding.Is there a way to get my entire "stable" out via API and not just my loaned honse?!Definitely don't look in "master.mdb" using a database browser like the regular old SQLite one. It isn't a treasure chest filled with every single text string in the game. Or the claw machine odds. Or the upcoming transfer events. Or. Or. Or. Holy fucking shit cygames you lazy sloppy fucks.
88855596cm3
>>541422139you thought it was fun but JPs have horrible taste so that's why it was said
>>541422137was suzu lead poisoned and went crazy?
>>541422219because fan art is always wrong
>>541421789SOMEONE ANSWER ME AAAIIEEEEE
>>541422193as long as you're still in love with her by then, any amount of time is irrelevant
I CAN'T FIND A NISHINO FLOWER BORROW I'VE BEEN REFRESHING FOR 10 MINUTES AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
what does sex with a horse feel like
>>541422319Didnt someone post her summer outfit here weeks ago, I swear she's flat as a boy
>try to do "in body and mind" special mission>start Spe career>forget it's potential 5 skillNyooo...
>>541422139hard to know how true that is, but i dont think theyve had any more fantasy skins/events so that does lend it crediblity unlike other stupid claims. And yeah, japs have shit taste like other anon said. It's really amazing the amount of good games we get from them when their own pop loves absolute shit
>>541421789>>541422330The story events? I think that you can buy some kind of item later on which allows you to view the stories, but whether you can unlock the associated welfare card or title, I don't know.
>>541422387Bwo your Tickezo welfare power card?
>>541422378I once saw a guy get fucked by one on /gif/ or /b/It looked very painful
>>541422365You need to add friend firstI have 0 LB if you want but it's easier to find MLB at some database
>>541422251still need 1 more
>>541422330they might in the far future, or it might be you can just buy their cards from the shops
>>541422387UOOOOOOHHHHHHYOUR FREE DAAAAHBEY TICKET
>>541422459>>541422527ok thanks :)
holding Air Shakur's hand while we go on a ramen date
Oguri Cap has a large and plush butt that's perfect for slapping
>>541422221Ah, by the API I mean the ones for skills in the game, so if I type "URA" it'll populate the URA Finale skill and the star type. I haven't found a way to export my veteran Umas from the game yet. Was toying with the idea of screenshotting them and using some OCR tool to pull the data from the screenshot into my spreadsheet.
21 hours left for L'Arc...
>>541422365Bro there's 8 pages...
There are no thoughts behind those eyes
My penis hurts.
carats eaten
I'm going to throw a random parent oguri, can't be assed to build a 3rd ace, I'm already done with Suzuka and PasaLeft or right?
>>541422384it is all about posture bro
>>541422614I too am toying with the idea of OCR but I want to get the database and basic app functionality working first. Fuck morons that call this "vibe-coding" JFC it's like tard wrangling the entire short bus. There are no vibes here. Grinding parents is more fun.There's an API for the skills? I just had Claude Code dig through the repo for the Umulator. Everything I needed was in the JSON files it uses and he's already got character icons and stuff dumped, but it was able to look at the Perl scripts he uses to go fishing for what I was missing - race and scenario sparks.
>>541422803For Kitasan!
I want more unusual pairings in future events, do we get those?
How much stamina do I need for medium TT?
Getting drunk with your trainee
>>541422160Lucky bastard. I only ever got pure trash as drops. I've been liquidating CS2 shit as well, but it's all either sub-$30 stuff I had previously bought for a few dollars back in the day, or sub-$5 crap I bought for less than a dollar.Except for a bunch of those Cologne 2014 stickers that I bought the 25 cent capsules for from Valve and am still in the process of selling/letting them sit and appreciate in value
CHEVAL GRAND LOOKS LIKE A BOY
>>541422384>85We're good on size
>>541421385>>541422927(me)I have fixed the bug that let me add race sparks as skills. Thanks for throwing them all in the "Skills" table Claude you turboshitter.>>541422614Peek. I'll finish making the Inspiration tab work when/if I wake up.
When are we getting some extra SSR guarantee tickets? There was some schedule posted
Chevy Garand
>>541422468>>541422532Oh she has it aswell, nice.
My favorite genre of picture is jap taking a photo with the irl Uma while they show their anime Uma but the horse doesn't care and just stares into space as horses do
>>541422384?
>>541423087
>>541423293Thanks
>>541423105>Lucky bastard.Yeah, and after the good luck I had while pulling on the Kitasan and Creek banners (650 pulls to get MLB Kitasan, MLB Creek, and randomly 3LB Fine Motion), I'm pretty sure I'm going to get hit by lightning or a tree is going to fall on me at some point.
>>541423276...that's not a boy
Pace Pasa made me appreciate the wits. High wits lets her zoom and even overtake fronts at the final corner.
>>541422219summer alts have less booba compared to their other versions for some reason, happens to a lot of umas
Get tickled you fucking idiots.
>>541423258Why are taishin's ears so fucking big for a shortie like her
>>541423242>When are we getting some extra SSR guarantee tickets?I hope never because I'm sure it will be a Shakur guts card
>>541423293>>541423346Those values aren't entirely accurate if you want to maintain 6. 1200 power on sprint is a lot less useful than an extra couple hundred points on wit. Capped power on dirt more important than capped speed. You don't need 900 stamina for 2400 - use someone with a recovery unique and add Maestro. BofA helps too don't believe the fud. Cap speed on power and take 3 recoveries. Have fun agemasn-ing Cooldown.t. has never been demoted, my statlines look nothing like those recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LU6Eat2OiRgThis faggot general likes this.
>>541422927There's this I use for the Characters and their alts: https://api.umapyoi.net/ and for the skills I pull the data from: https://umamusu.wiki/Game%3AList_of_Skills, I don't know how often this gets updated, but I'm assuming it will do fine for the Global version in the meantime. I don't know jack about programing or even Excel stuff so everything has been trial and error via ChatGPT. My goal is to just input the veteran and the parents on the main tab and have another Excel tab where I can input what skills I want and it will pull up the best Uma.
>>541423357>650 pulls to get MLB Kitasan, MLB Creek, and randomly 3LB Fine MotionExplodeI spent 200 pulls on Kita's banner and didn't get a single unsparked Kitasan. I still don't have a single Creek or Fine, either.
>>541416781Doto smooches
>>541423543I love this dork. She will get pregnated before her big race.
>>541423623I want to fuck his bokumanko
>Someone is running end closer debuffer NNI kneel...
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
No tits, hips or ass
>Solo strip showWhat were they even THINKING with this uma, she looks so out of place compared to everyone else.
>3x LBs coming our way>sparking Riko, but probably won't spook anything relevanti'm thinking i'll upgrade both FM/SC to LB3 and then just save for whenever we get the next xtal after that to MLB one of them
>>541423646TY for the links. I sleep now. Datamining the game / poaching the Umulator repo got me as far as the characters and their ults, and it automatically updates the database when I update the json files. I'll keep slopping in a few hours.I started with a similar Excel sheet but when I got done manually adding conditional formatting (for stat rankings) and the f..fif...twelvth VLOOKUP and started fucking with pivot tables I asked Claude if it could make some webslopoa and it could. Kinda.
>>541416889>>541416781There are anons ITT that didnt farm 1200 speed and 400 witWhen Aoharu is out it will be 1300 speed and 400, just wait until then and take the L
>>541423887
>>541423887Stegosaurus is an old man
>>541420648That's a surprisingly high effort joke for what this probably is.
>>541424107wtf this wasn't part of the plan
Let's Pump Some Semen
Sky High into Teio's Womb
Groundwork is the gayest activity in this game.>2 cards with groundwork in it>2 parents with multiple groundwork on it>never appears
>>541424182>>541423887
>>541424357I did this.
>>541424359you could also wait until every front runner card and unit has them bro
>>541424210Telling that to my wife Ryan who initially starts nodding until I say "semen" at which point she looks away and I have sex with her.
>>541423887I see an itty bitty waist though
>>541422160i used to have this and a karambit rustkilling myself seeing the current prices
>>541419891NEETs angry at the working ojisans
>Get Beeline Burst event>Turns into the best ace run I've had for this CM, can't take it>Get it again a couple runs after>Forget to take it at the end while spamming green skills for inheritanceI'm never getting that 3* ticket.....
Let me introduce you to good Kitasan
Mihono Bourbon runs around in a sexy leotard and no one says anything
>>541424359I swear this general is the dumbest or paypigs whos doing slave workIm happy as a f2p that paypigs will slave for groundwork and then soon dober tail end high
>>541424612Wtf put the socioeconomic factors back in
L'arc eta?
And super evil Kitasan
>>54142471924 hours
awooooooooooo
>>541424681Every man is there to look at jiggling breasts and the appropriate, unwritten rule is to not say anything.
what the fuck is groundwork
>>541424612>Kitasan White>Gray Horse
>>541424692>9:10 PM Manila time
>>541419891I was arguing with a poorfag the other day because he said the gems change wasn't enough, turned out he was a venezuelan teenager who couldn't play anything elsethose are the kind of people saying this game takes too much time and effort
>>54142471925 hours and 5 minutes
>>541424757sexarmpit sexlicking toe nails
>>541424681
>>541424681OI TEME
>>541421068Me every time rent’s due
>>541421343I don't get it
>>541421068Did you get Seiun tho
>>541424681i like how she wears a skirt just to give the illusion of upskirts
>Everyone else calls her a weirdo>Suzuka just stays quietBravo Kojimapre-debut, going for charming
>>541424775All the umas should wear more interesting racewear then
>>541421414Clearly not retard
>>541423685If you want some schadenfreude, I haven't been spooked by any of the umas which I really want, I only had 0LB Sweep until this week, I self-blocked in Taurus CM finals to come 2nd, I started playing just as the Special Week story event ended so I missed her card, and it took me 150 pulls to get my waifu.
If groundworks activate early by activating 3 greens or skills early. Does tail head high count only skills from mid-race or counts the 3 green skills from start or early-race as well?
>>541419891We already have alot of retarded paypigs from America, Saudi, Singapore and Vietnam to keep the global server alive
>>541422645What site is this...
>>541423087for min maxing I prefer the strat of just aiming for the most common so you can buy more other shithttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1fXDspwdXJJ-aQ-Al1GezQRSrc_6gTjwZaSNUYrGzggk/edit?tab=t.0you can go even crazier for long and take like 800 stam but a bunch of gold recoveries for max scoring even losing. I know one of the top 10 TT player does it but it's over kill
>>541424909Too lewd
>>541424793>I was arguing with a poorfag the other day because he said the gems change wasn't enough, turned out he was a venezuelan teenager who couldn't play anything else>those are the kind of people saying this game takes too much time and efforthttps://files.catbox.moe/he5nsw.mp4
>>541423908She should be she's one of the oldest Umas
>>541424793third worlders are attracted to f2p games like flies to shit and complaining is more likely to get them gems than getting a job
>>541417909Because they look bald somehow. It's like when you remove an ahoge it looks weird.
>>541424789typical 'white'
>>541424991Can you not read the skill description?
>>541423561Soon
>>541423908She has the hairest umanko from any uma ever and I want to deep dive there.
>>541417909because you can see the lengths they go in designing the hair to hide the fact that they don't have human ears
>>541423561Slutty gyaru
>>541425350And what seek her pearl?
>>541425515First I want to flick her pearl and then cream it.
There are no "ifs" or "buts" when it comes to F2PWhat does F2P mean? Say it out loud until you understand it.Spending even a cent automatically makes you a paypig>if you spend less tha-Piggy >but I only buy mon- Piggy>nyooo you don't get it it's actually a good dea-Pay. Piggy.
>>541423262
>>541425592>poorfags purity spirallingVery cute
>>541425592What if someone buys me carats via cygames shop? I didn't spend money, am i f2p?
>multiple failed training>night owl before summer camp>ragequit despite it being a borrow run>restart, my last borrow>two night owls already before the classicsI don't even care, I'm quitting again. It's not going to be an ace run at this point, why waste my time? Stupid fucking mechanic.
Bring me Mihono Bourbon
Orange tummy
>>541425681No one cares if (you) are F2P. You could have your whole life given to you by your parents with a golden spoon and spend millions on it for "free". What people refer to is your account. And your account is no longer F2P.
>>541425592yeah its either you have the time to play or you don't its not that deep bvoif you are busy with other things at the moment you don't have to gaslight yourself into thinking that you are free to play when in fact you are not free to play at the moment its not that deep gro
>>541425768>"No one cares if (you) are F2P".>Proceeds to careI'm F2P despite spending $700 this year.
>>541425906You misinterpret but i will not elaborate further
Is Rising Dragon good for Vodka Late or should I drop my idea of borrowing MLB bamboo memory?
>>541425592BASED SPETHE BEST UMA OF THE GOLDEN GENERATION
>>541423908The only thing I know about her is that apparently her VA is really good at singing
Maybe F2poors should invest the time having daily melties over whaleGODs into getting a job instead
>>541420018>>541425885can you stop posting this shit
>>541426119trvke
>>541425330not him but games like this are bad for telling you what actually happens in game
I want to take care of Agnes Tachyon for the rest of her life...
Why can't I have a good run with Haru Urara? I could win every single race but it's plagued with nothing but single rainbows, hints just give stats, sleep deprived, migraines and king halo shows up to steal my energy I DO NOT WANT TO SOCIALIZE WITH YOUR IGHT NOW
>>541426260i put pickles in her burger
>>541426153nyolike i saidi am free to play right now
>>541426171>>541424991
59812101CM3
>>541425050insulting people that basically keep the server alive for you is like you insulting your parents while you still live with them
I only bought the beginner packs, the monthly carat pack and on limited edition 7500 carats so I'm basically F2P
>>541425885please come back to /e7g/ gwo
My penis held high.
>>541426381>Oink oink oink oinkSpeak human language piggy
I bought a fanart of me fucking McQueen, am i still F2P?
playtime's overi am not free to play any more :(
>>541426481You mean the fanart of the white hair giga korean chad self insert?
>>541426481If you were drawn as a kpop dude then I have to tell you that you've been scammed.
>N-no one cares about F2P>Go spend more what are you poor>Paypigs then pretends to be F2P
>>541426646
>>541426646please give up on learning english forever
>>541422916sauce????????
Real chads are F2p+
yes i am brown, poor and live in south east asiabut at least I am not spending money on a gacha game
Im living under a dictatorship. Am i free to play?
FIVE minutes
>>54142636493635328CM3
>tfw 31 years old>Still a NEETI give up Umadachi, I'm going to start a Youtube Channel to try my luck with content creating, what would you advice me to focus on?
I bought like ten figs, am I still F2P? What if I bought most of them off eBay instead of from an official store?
>>541426556>>541426583I'm pretty sure the self insert in that fanart was McQueen
>>541426896Spend a few thousand on your account to get kickstarted. Then larp as a F2P
>>541426896Make gaslight guides
>>541426896Scamming ojisans at a rate of $45/hr
Ryan sucks!
>>541427012yeah, me
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/5666322/a reminder that nips hate F2Ps just as much as useless NEETs who don't contribute to society
Stop helping your umadachis for free. Make them pay 5 bucks for each question
>>541427105dam
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMAMUSUME
>>541426896>pretend you know what you're talking about>just scroll gametora and use your mouse to highlight the skill you mentioned>if you like her, just pull
>>541426826don't mistake your inability to do as a choice
Is this good enough?
>>541427281bwo needs to be 40lbs chubbier...
>>541427170now this is an actual scam, URA is extremely simple compared to later scenarios lol there's barely any room for optimization other than resting less
>>541427314How about Teiko pakko instead
>>541427368>RerollingGrim
>watch my horse>she doesn't have 3* outfit yeti cry
i just wanted the speed queen title… i didn’t want her to take my S rank virginity…yippee i guess…
>>541427368start playing when Aoharu drops rerollbro
>>541427556do you like men
>>541427556>Speed Queen>Not going for Golden Cleatcongrats, piggy
The monthly carat pack is the same price as a single pint of beer, or a white woman starbucks coffee. F2P is just another word for teenager from a brown country
>>541427556Grats'
>>541427464What do you expect from Gachatard who just throw money at the screen and still fails
>>541427695If you give cygames $7 a month then they're going to stop handing out free shit (brown people pray over receiving $7 worth of currency every 2 months)
>>541427556post her stats and deck
>>541427695i am a white american neet and i pay $300 per month in car insurance i cant afford anything
I still don't have a single CM3 Ace
>>541427368If you're rerolling at this time, aim for Super Creek so you can just borrow Kitasan MLB and some good SR speed cards. MLB Sweep or MLB King are good SR speed cards to aim for. Plan your income around saving up for Riko banner (this is where your account really starts) and then Kitasan rerun banner.
Are we really going to be baited every day during the same hours to have F2P/P2W discussions
>>541427695Yes however I'd rather get a pint of beer
>>541427368How much carats do you get for a fresh new account?
>see fat tamamo and creek recommended on youtube>check out season 1 ep 13Why is Rudolf/Maru running? Didn't they retire by the time Oguri rolled around? Did they just retcon this shit because of how terrible it is?
>>541427695The carats-to-whiskey conversion is what keeps me a low spender. I'll spend 8 dollars a month, but not 21 dollars for 10 pulls which are most likely not going to give me anything when I could buy a bottle instead.
>end closer natie run>FUG :DDD
>>541427695I'm not a teenager thoughever
>>541427920Who's "we"? I ignore it every time.
>>541428183>The carats-to-whiskey conversion is what keeps me a low spender. I'll spend 8 dollars a month, but not 21 dollars for 10 pulls which are most likely not going to give me anythingPaid carats give you THRICE as many pulls if you're patient though so $21 is 30 and if you daily pull while going for 200 it's ultimately cheaper
>>541428138Doto hugs, kisses, marriage and impregnation.
>>541427823I could've gotten BoFA and in body and mind if I got lucky on hints and didn't lose 3 races
she looks different without her boob window
>>541426716Getsuyoubi no Tawawa, serialized
>>541428138can someone explain doto and chicken O
>>541428234>literally 2 turns later>its for CM4FUGGGGGGGG :DDDDD
>>541428326
wife
>>541427281Such an unreasonably long wait until I can pull my bro (wife)
>>541428415>explain dotoJannie, cute, large breasts, friends with Opera>chicken OIt's funny
>>541428494Her design is very cute
>>541428415t.m. opera cro is an extremely good bit
>>541428494
>>541428696Why do I go from being a trainer to a wagie
>>541428183has anyone tried the strawberry strong zero/-196? it came to the states a few months ago and holy shit it's like liquid cheesecake. the original lemon is great too
>>541419032Me>No gold speed cards
>>541427556grats piggy
>>541427695I don't even play this game
>>541428878you know they a real footfag when they draw the creases in the foot
>>541428912>R tamacrossso vvvased i kneel....
>>541428878Wish we had Strong Zero is yurop… I was barrelling them shits down when I was in Tokyo.
so is admire vega a chud?
why is grass like this
>>541428912>A>R cardSoulKING
>>541427695I give up my bi weekly take out meals for uma packs
I've got sub 400 wit. Should I go downLater surger corners oo + late surger savvy oorLate surger corners o + late surger savvy oo?The extra 20 wit probably doesn't do much, but I don't know what to make of the extra 5 FoV.
>>541429303Just b urself bwo
To take Lone Wolf on a frontrunner despite a PERFECTLY GOOD™ late surger that I made a week ago already having it (and thus having to make another late surger) or to rely on Focus+Competitive Spirit + Outer Post?I could also run them in separate teams since there's 12 runs for me to figure out what composition works best.
>>541427978It's not a choice between the two though, unless you're a giga poorfag. The point is, you wouldn't think twice about spending $7 on a beer, or $12 for a spirit. Same way you wouldn't think twice about $4-5 on a coffee in the morning, or spending $20 for a taxi home, or spending $15 for a big mac meal. This grandstanding over spending $7/month is nonsense and only the concern of people in 3rd world countries where $7 is their yearly wage.
>>541427695I don't buy jewish poison beverages either though?
just a couple of more skills and then its just grinding g1 race careers with oguri cap (as in peak)
>>541429541>powerlet>witletit's bricked anyway that suzuka will always get overtaken by a 1200 speed 1200 power late surger
>>541429581salam alekum!
>>541427695I make 3k a month in eastern europe but growing up poor prevents me from spending too much money on unnecessary things
>>541429303Velocity o/oo is 0.15/0.25 and subject to activating where you don't care about it or not activating at allSavvy is guaranteed to proc thus higher value already and you have <400 WIT in the first place.
>>541428415slightly more absurd version of doto seeing opera o in random clouds which is actually canonalso for some reason opera is extremely prone to arts turning her into random animals
>>541429656idk what that means Mohammed
>>541429086you are the biggest chud
>>541428415Doto is friend with opera O and ate a live chickenYes, that video is Doto
tl;dr me on how to build good TT umas. I got my team full but still can't reach class 6
>>541429794if that was true why havent the japs drawn doto eating opera bird?
>>541429837>>541423293with lots of good skills
I'm only interested in flatties
>>541427695>Cygames intern a literal second after writing this exact post-10/04/25(Sat)10:50:51
>>541429386BNW taught me the power of friendship, that's why I'm asking you guys (my friends).>>541429674I guess you're right... gambling is for delinquents.
>>541430052i didn't know you were interested in me
>>541429837Hit min Stam, cap speed, bring a wit card buy gold skills (especially recovery) >>541425112
>>541429837Either throw in as much wit and as many valid skills as possible or attempt to win by maxing speed, having enough stamina and getting relevant skills (so instead of taking skills for score such as mid race accels you grab nothing but velocity).Also higher level unique skills gets you more score.
>>541429873pokke is so cute bwos... i'm so glad she doesn't shave
>>541429971nta but getting high power with other stats in balance feels impossible every run I've done with power cards in any number is a huge failure and power training rarely does more than speed training because of kita and king anyway
/uma/ I hate you.
>tfw can't make front runner or denier because I don't have any reliable groundwork parent of my own
>>541430214I love you too*smooch*
>>541430052
https://youtu.be/ittiGXvSwMA
>>541430052how flat are we talkin
>>541430079>10:50:51You are on minus 3 and probably brown
>>541430574What's a pony? There's only fillies here.
>>541430214
>>541424681And looking at her toreena you should completely understand why nobody says anything.
Are you ready for Oguri Peak tomorrow
>>541426304I put a pickle in her taco.
mcpickle
>>541430574Really hope I get Opera from my random SSR ticket. She’s fun.Knowing my luck I’ll probably just get another McQueen…
>>541430174I think getting close to that should be good enough, what kind of deck do you have? I have 3 mlb speed cards and a mlb power card with kita-san borrow and I've gotten close to 1200/x/1200 but most of the time, it's just a shit spread because I fuck up somewhere down the line
sneaking my pickles into urara's burger
what is with pickles anywaypickles are tastyi guess urara doesnt like them because she is a child?
>>541430816why is this slut so possessive of torenas...
>>541430981Isnt it a make debut ticket
>>541431038Yeah that’s pretty much the joke.
ASS Wonder
>>541430981opera isn't technically a launch character so you can't get her from the ticket
i think teio SUCKS
GAS Wonder
>>541431115do you make these yourself nonny
Would Grass Wonder let me creampie in her?
>>541431116>>541431178Deeply tragic stuff.
>>541431194they are from twitter buddy
Bass Wonder
Giantess Ass Wondah
Grass would kill me if she found out I was fucking Spe behind her back.
>>541431191brapping on your dick when you pull it out of her grasshole...
Selector when? I am buying Rice
>>541430616>mad that he got exposedLmao at least I'm no a cocksucker for a multi millionare company
>>541430816And thats why the gacha trainer only has one trainee EVER
What are the best support banners after riko/rice?
>>541431420>He's actually brownHAHAHAHAHA
>>541431380just reroll Onii-sama
I won(dah)
spicaman
>>541431494still better than a jew imo
how the fuckshe got g1 averness too
My seed only belongs to Gold City
>>541431494Don't worry, you'll taste my cum from your wife's cunt the same way you lick dem chink boots faggot>>541431490NTR
>>541431608So true my latinx amigx, I'll be swiping another $34 on your behalf.
>>541431496I can't just do that Rice, it's been too long...I am sorry for using the ticket on McQueen, please just come home in my next roll
>>541431590Grass isn't even in to you dumb waifufags
post real hornse
>>541431790she personally told me she wants nothing less than getting her face shoved into a mattress
>>541431790>grass isn't into him
Why do their ears move so much
>>541431864I can't post my bitch of an ex
>>541431864
Grass is for Spe no matter how much you dislike it
>>541431890keeps the bugs off
>>541431735>McQueenfag repents and finds salvation in Ricelel
>>541431957Fvark
>>541431980did that nigga just die
Did Mcqueen ever race again after Teio won or is it really over again after that injury?
>>541431969That's the tail
>>541431890they only move then they think about mating with trainer
>>541432054yes
Did that Qatar Larc denTriomphe race happen yet? I have a feeling I missed it here in America time
>>541431864is an horse a athlete?
help fuji kiseki is eating all of my alarm clocks by randomly jobbing and getting blocked despite having good stats.
reminder that grass wonder may be thin now but she will eventually become a fat fuck
>>541432097>pick bottom >no one is bringing fronts after the biggest CM3 gaslight dropped>no one is bringing blockers anymore>put maverick on my front>win
>>541432265Good
>>541432265and that's a good thing
>>541432265Impregnating Grass...Does Wonders
>>541432246Fuji Kiseki wouldn't do that.
>>541432265wife
fat fetishists are abhorrent
>>541432207It's in like 23 hours
>>541432265She already has a fat ass though?
>nyoooooo don't bring a blocker haha just don't bring it bwo hehe
What is this argument about paypigging vs "F2P"? There are already term brackets for thisF2P=You do not spend any money at allMinnow=These are the "F2Ps" that buy things like daily passes and GSSR banners but don't actually buy carat packs outside of thatDolphin=You spend on banners directly but only like, 1 or 2 here and there, not constantlyWhale=You are dropping thousands of dollars regularlyY'all don't need to make up new terms or start stretching the definitions of what a F2P is
>>541432395big difference between chubby enjoyers and hamplanet niggers
its the weekendi am free to play
>>541432473im f2p because i use credit card cash back rewards. i had like $1000 saved up.
>y'all
*Filters your post*Now that's a blocker.
>>541432395We're all black
>>541432473>MinnowThat sounds gay as fuckBut not as much as that spacing and using y'all unironically
>nyo>bwo>y'all
>>541432473f2p: <$250dolphin: <$1000whale: >=$1000all per month of course
>>541432461If you grind enough to make a blocker might as well make an ace.
How many dollars is 60 pulls
Is this detrimental enough to spend 100 skill points to remove? As described it doesn't sound bad but the conditions make it look like it applies for the whole race rather than just the beginning,Is the stam drain strong enough to kill my 650 stam Vodka?
>>541432697What if I want to block your ace and make my late surger ace win more than said ace would without blocking you
please don't block my posts, i am white and i only shitpost and push bush and chubby agenda
>>541432750Too much
>>541432473It's much simpler.f2p=zero spent paypig=more than zero spent
>>541432750$6,000
>>541432027more like ASS Wonder amirite guz?
>>541432750if you have to ask, you can't afford it
>>541432691>>541432473>Paypigs hate F2P (real)Paypigs are like trannies. They wanted to be considered F2P so badywnbaf2p
>>541432473Whats the difference between a virgin and a slut? Once you have corrupted your soul paying in a gacha you can't be f2p. t. Bought 2 monthly packs
>>541432750That's not an uma...
>>541432765Just make another ace that can both block and win herself instead so you have more chances?
What stats does competitive spirit increase if it activates? Gametora says unknown
>>541432840
>>541432760It does nothing for a late surger, unless there's no pace/front in the lobby and your horse gets promoted to first.
>>541432750In a good game each pull would be worth a dollarFor cygoys, about 450 bucks
when can I pull Tamamo Cross, the White Lightning of Japan?
>>541432786>WhiteAin't alright
Can someone explain the obsession with f2p vs whale?
>>541432581heh
>make a public room>forget to start it earlynyahaha
>>541430986I have a pretty good deck, mlb kitasan, mlb every sr that matters except 2lb tosho. Idk if it's a skill issue or what but I never struggle building until time calls for 900+ power
>>541432932>both block and winThat's not how it works seriru you know it
>>541433008poors get upset because they have to save for months to get a character they want while paychads can get whoever they want whenever they want
>>541432681awo? bwo? cwo? dwo? ewo? fwo? gwo? hwo? iwo? jwo? kwo? lwo? mwo? nwo? owo? pwo? qwo? rwo? swo? two? uwo? vwo? wwo? xwo? ywo? zwo?
>>541433008f2ps want a whale sugar daddy who plaps them in exchange for pulls
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>541433050
It's a new day...
I assume shifting gears isn't worth getting for late surgers?
>>541424757I love cerberusGive me more dogs!
>>541433134*rapes you*
dirt shoes plz
>>541433008f2ps have small dog syndrome
>>541431253I don't think umas "own" their trainers
>>541433008>whales give advice only whales can take because they have all the resources in the game already>f2p try to follow and fail miserably which prompts them to cry like bitches>whales brag about their big wallets and then cry like bitches when they lose against an autistic chinkBoth are scum
>>541432691>Look at my RTA speedrun! I only used a few tool assists! It doesn't count as TAS!
>OHAYO>dirt shoes
nearly there...
CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)3 spots, anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541431291Feel good
>>541433308>>541433308True so much advice assumes mlb meta decks and you see a random asking for help and it's tragic
>>541433308realistically, not a single anon has a carrot long enough to even stick out like that
>>541433008f2poors desperately want validation for their lack of spending and believe they're more skilled than whaleswhales desperately want to think they're not whales despite dropping hundreds if not thousands on the game
>>541432054yep, that's a dead center two legged kick. he's dead
>>541433310this is how many RTA runs work though, some are so obnoxious that they allow external assistance/modified controller inputs
>>541433391Your seeds must be weak then
>>541433308TRUTH NUKE
>Don't overdo it over a 25%>"Go forth my daughter(wife), run to the extreme">Fails
>>541433546post your carrot or larp
>>541433360the club with the leech danchou? no thanks...
>>541433391my carrot is longer than my hand, its so big its going to split daiwa in half
>>541433492Better than Kita
It's new day des!!
>>541433616Can't, your mom ate it last night
>>541433071I think it's just down to luck for you then. I struggled to even get 1000/1100 for cm2 with more than 1 gold skill but training any other distance is easier, though there are times I forget to level wit because too many good rainbows.
>>541433008Month ago I was talking to some brown person who posted "you lose if you spend" so I told him he perfectly explained why his tribe goes dumpster diving for food which caused a meltie.
Am I reading this correctly in that I should go with Uma 2's setup and not remove the debuff in favour of slipstream? Do you guys think that translates to CM or am I getting baited?
>>541432681bwi...
Finally a lucky daily pull
>>541433982are you aware that the conditions are not firm?
>>541433982you dont need to remove firm
>>541434059>>541434059>>541434059
>>541434059No....well that makes that decision easier
>>541433797her melon patch is still way bigger than your carrot. and she makes fun of torenas who can't grow the biggest carrots for her
>>541433982>running idleWhat's that for
how did japan do at the l'arc?
After reading the replies it seems like >>541433308is correct and just mentioning either word gets you in a frenzy.
>>541434360I lost the dice roll
>>541434428Does Kita chan know what sexual harassment is?
Slut
>>541434363It’s tomorrow
>>541434612NoBut knows what cuckoldry is
>>541434537Not really something to worry about on a late anyway.
>>541434631don't say that, she's self conscious about how her body makes torenas act
>>541434612No and don’t tell her
>>541434740Is she hot?
>>541434740>farmer's tanMax Nut
Hopefully next thread will be better.
mfw Classic Year with Bad Mood waiting for Kitasan Mood up events to pop up
we need to double the amount of belly and armpit posting next thread
Kitasex Black
normal shoes don't go clip-clop...
>>541435169Add thighs to the mix and we got a deal
>>541435331only if it includes ass by extension
>>541435331And tits
>>541435237forgot image....
>>541435169>>541435331>>541435401>>541435402and if you don't mind me projecting my fetishes but preferably hot girls
Bros wtf she has a scroll bar.
>>541435456They’re all hot
>>541435612If only Shakur didn't exist
>>541435381grabbing zoomer belly from behind...scrolling reels with zoomer on your lap...zoomer slowly grinding on your crotch...>>541435456>>>/d/
Holy fuck this was a stupid run. First inspiration, got the S Mile. Then suddenly everything went to shit. No rainbows at all in classic summer, only one rainbow the rest of classic for speed, half of senior year was rainbows only in power, ONE multi rainbow In summer, and no speed rainbows in URA I was forced to trudge through solo speeds and the worst part? B+ McQueenGod forbid this game lets me make one of my characters viable
>>541435548
>>541435408You're ready to know the truth. Please follow me...
>>541435207Kitachang is not like this
hello there
>>541435743would curren have a bush sticking out from under her panties
>>541435749>she's as fast/faster than shuttleYep...This human is very strong...Don't ask what's hidden beneath the hat...
>>541435548>>541435743What a minx
>>541435771with you.
yeppers is LITERALLY special week mk. II
>>541435918She hasn't grown that yet
>Bring only two SSR cards>Neither of them finish the chainWHAT THE FUCK
Do they ever put new stuff on the clover shop in JP...? The value is so shit
>>541436118She's the NPC version of spe
>>541436118When
>>541436220the clover shop is a humiliation ritualif you ever see it it means you've rolled the wrong way
>>541436220>>541436298clovers come in a lot faster when you whale and have all of the 1 and 2* girls at 5*it's a whale shop for 30 clocks a month
does this transfer request thing refresh? i did all the available ones on day 1 and it's still not refreshedif it doesnt refresh why would they make it last a week, what a dumb event
>>541436118special week if she didn't get to be the mascot or mc
>>541436127>this >>541436017 girl hasn't entered puberty
>>541436118Yeppers is cute as fuck
is wit really that needed for grass wonder, or can i skimp with 4sp/2po instead of 3sp/2p/1w
>>541436393You can see there's 6 hrs left bro
position pilfer or emperor for grass wonder?
>>541436220If you're daily pulling or 10 pulling randomly the clover shop is an after thought.You don't really care about it.If you're a retard that has his brain obliterated by the banner of the week and spend 199 pulls to get nothing™ then the clover shop is there to remind you to stop being such a fucking retard which doesn't actually happen because such a retard quits the game instead of learning his lesson.
>>541436515If you are borrowing Oguri, use your aoi. She gives some wit + a lot of skill points, which you need to buy so many skills.
>>541436564i'm talking about the transfer request event, not the story event
>>541436676i'm already running tazuna, would tazuna +aoi be worth running or nah
>>541436709Click it bro
I can't play Suzuka career in public, she keeps moaning for every action she does
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WTF IS THIS SHIT
>>541436725Run Aoi instead of Tazuna. You really want those skill points because professor + on your left + feat + red shift + pump is already a lot, and you still want mile corners, late corners etc.
Kyuukyoku Muteki no Teio Smell da!
>>541436709It tells you the first batch of requests expire in a few hours bwo.
what the fuck is even this run manit's so bricked
>>541436764oh. i see it now, thanksstill a dumb event, dunno why it doesnt refresh daily
>>541436793start reading up on where the audience is
>>541436772I love McQueen’s face right after you put your dick in her ass.
>>541436846Oh my god
>>541436841alright, i'll give it a go - though i've been borrowing a ryan for pump iron, should it be maru instead?
>>541436645That's me with 1 piece of Kitasan and 170 clovers after her banner... If I knew I was really into this game after months I would've swiped and sparked her right there and there
>>541436772do you normally play the game in public without headphones?
>>541436853>Why does this 6 day long dumb event refresh every couple days so that casuals can interact with it, instead of daily for autists such as myselfyou're not the game's only playerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_mind
>>541436992You want maru + ryan. If you can't get both, get maru. Procs more often. And yes, that's the deck i was using too
which one?
>>541436923
How do umas use the toilet without getting shit on their tails? Do they have special uma toilets or something, or do they just not care about hygene like real horses?
>>541437080yeah and after the game being out for months i assume even the most beyond casual player would have idk 50-100 veteran umamusume that they can throw into the event woodchipper
>>541437202right?
Danchou please kick the slackers
>>541437275Again it's not about being able to complete the tasks, it's about not missing out on some parts of it.If you need the trash rewards then you should, I don't know, play the game better?
>>541436480You have any idea the amount of hormones and estrogen these carrots have in them?These umas have hourglass bodies before ovulation
>>541437257>Sit on toilet>Move tail to the sideBro where the fuck do you think the tail is?
>>541436860how do i know this why the hell would the straight on the late race be AWAY from the audienceokay CM2 was like that but how common is that?
>>541437275You underestimate how casual people can be
>>541437494no i dont need the trash rewards i just don't get the point of the event really. but oh well.
>>541437593>i just don't get the point of the eventobviously it has no point because it's not CM related
https://poal.me/3gcfoy
>"people" legit defending shit rewardsLmao this generation is fucked
Poeple here complain about borrow limit but the majority of the playerbase can't be asked to do one run a day
>>541437275There are people in this very thread who do less than one career per week. I know because they're in my club.
>>541437548The skill is custom made to be good on the long Kyoto tracks since normal Seiun unique sucks there.
>>541437257It's an all female worldThey don't use toilets, they use bidets
>>541437275I did not, because I transferred any useless veteran immediately as there was no incentive to hold on to them
>>541437751>yeah my overlords you shouldn't give your playerbase more accesibility to your product because most don't even play at all, please keep the anti-consumer tactics while i clean that dirty smegma for you
>late surger career>do goal race>lose horribly>use clock>do goal race again>win by 7+ lengthsdostedt
>>541437257Even real horses shifts their tail when shitting, why won't the umas
>Stupid Time Difference>do recreation>Stupid Time Difference>do recreation>Runaway Mambo>do recreation>MigraineEL CONDOR PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541437257GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>541438486SEKAI SAIKYOU WASOU
>get mile S>get slow metabolism >3 turns no cure>beach without being able to get speeduma gods.. i kneel
I'm tired of sex
bwos I still don't see Umaoooo in T100...
hello?
Hi
dead thread dead fad
uuhhh where the new bread at?
>>541438890no...
To page 11
BAKER SAN
i need to post umanko
it's over...
>>541440167>>541440167>>541440167
>>541439020It's over...There's two other /uma clubs in t100
