Previous: >>541440167>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Thoughts?
A-rank club is a buzzword. It means nothingWhat you mean to say is a casual club with all active members and no leeches
>king halo reaction image>followed by the most dogshit asinine and redundant string of words
>>541464517so, A rank
Should I make an /uma/ discord and stream Cin Grey tomorrow so we can all have a watch party together?
someone said that 1k stam with 1 gold recovery is too much stam, but i put that in the umalator and that shit dies if it's hit by 2 nice natures lmao
>A+ club danchous not kicking flatline slackerniggersJust don't cry when everyone else betray you next month
>>541464517no, I want to be the leech
PRIX DE L'ARC DE TRIOMPHE 2025WILL JAPAN FINALLY CONQUER THE FINAL BOSS THIS TIME?A BRIEF HISTORY OF JAPANESE UMAMUSUMES:1969 Speed Symboli (11th, JPN's first appearance)1986 Sirius Symboli (14th) 1999 El Condor Pasa (2nd) 2002 Manhattan Cafe (13th)2004 Tap Dance City (14th)2006 Deep Impact (3rd, DQ'd later) Won't be in uma, but great effort here2010 & 2011 Nakayama Festa (2nd, 11th) 2012 & 2013 Orfevre (2nd, twice) 2014 Gold Ship (14th)2017 Satono Diamond (15th)2021 Chrono Genesis (11th)THIS YEAR'S JAPANESE UMAS AND STALL POSITIONSAlohi Alii / Christophe Lemaire (4) (Duramente's son, Orfevre's, Admire Groove's grandson)Byzantine Dream / Oisin Murphy (15) (Symboli Kris S', Cesario's, Jungle Pocket's grandson)Croix Du Nord / Yuichi Kitamura (17) (Kitasan Black's son)With 3/17 (one dropped out), that's a 17.5~% for Japan to finally claim victory and do the impossibleSTARTS IN: https://timee.io/20251005T1505?tl=2025%20Prix%20de%20l%27Arc%20de%20TriompheSTREAMSidk, I'll see if there's any tomorrow morning preferably on YT, if anyone knows any stream sites feel free to let me know
>>541464661 (me)for CM4*
>but>i>put>that>in>the>umalator
>>541464635I do not believe a lot of people here like the word discord
>>541464807>With 3/17 (one dropped out), that's a 17.5~% for Japan to finally claim victoryI don't think that's how it works
>marked
>>541464661pace have strict stamina requirements
>>541464960Benis Bark...
>>541464495Beautiful daughter, ready to be protectedOur children will be gorgeous
I need to tell you something, Torena-san. Please listen and try not to panic. You've been in a coma for quite some time.
>>541464807El Condor Pasa best hors
I can't be fucked to build frontrunners for CM4, can I just throw Oguri Cap at it and put the 3rd place in A League Finals in the bag
>>541465105Danchou is not going to like this...
>>541465193>can I just throw Oguri Cap at itYou know damn well that's how this game is played.GOAT is gonna do GOAT things.
>>541465146good job FIREKEK
>>541465146I fucking hate Firefox
Digitan LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-W5pYkJ2GAovr HERO gaslight dancer racing soon (he's choking)
How can I increase bond level with them?
>>541465372LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541464981passionate sex with kitasan blakku!
>>541465193>gold ship with spurt and 1100+ power>oguri with 1200/800/1200>throwaway debufferleo platinum here I come
>his club has leeches with sub 2 million fans grinded in October
>>541465479race themduh
>>541465494Spurt doesn't work on CM4 right?
>>541465520The leeches will do something in JanuaryTrust the plan
Should I level this deck up? I'm thinking of borrowing Ines Fujin
Time to cash in!>inb4 spe
>>541465105I don't mind a coma if it's due to Dia-chan draining my balls so hard
>>541464807>gets sent to the Arc>doesn't even try to winmasterful trolling
What are your thoughts on the 4th place mermaid left behind?
>Don't proc Groundwork>Don't proc Furious Feat>Don't proc Encroaching Shadow>Don't proc On Your Left>Don't proc A&SI can already see my CM3 going just as well as my CM2 did it did not go very well. It went straight up awful as some would say.
>>541465105>the very first Umamusume PV is from 9 years agoOh my god
>>541465785stop posting worst ninja
Oh hey I got 2* stamina Tachy with some okay goodies so I finally have atleast 7* stamina parent of my own. Now I'll use this Tachy to run another Tachyon care- oh no. Hmm this is undesirable results.
>>541465628wait why? spurt is just extra accel for end closers during the last stretch. is it because the last stretch starts on a corner?
>>541465785You deserve it, Mitcher
>>541465105Oh no, not meI never lost control
I never noticed how sexual her hip movements are. Maybe the signature race wear has sexier high thighs.
>>541465810How dare you Mitchers is CUTE. I love my Mitchers! I love all ninjas!
>>541465665I've played around with 2 Speed 3 Guts and it's terrible for building power.
>>541465927worstninja
>>541465723He knew he has done enough to retire
>>541465031math says that against 2 gold 2 white debuffs (subdued + flustered) 1200 stamina 1 gold is not enough to not die at the end for any style. Pace chaser with 2 golds for example needs only 870 stam to not die
>>541466008
>>541465667AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!!! FUCK YOU CYGAMES!!! YOU SHIT FUCKING COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!
>>541465854The final straight is too far into the late race for acceleration to matter. Or at the very least, it'll have a very diminished effect.
>>541465442>dead lasthe's getting glued.......
>>541466161AGEMASU!
>>541466161
>>541466161She loves you, anon, why can't you love her back?
>>541464807JP horses are about the 5-8th favorite at 12-1 best, 14-1 for worst. Not a long shot but not looking great.
>>541464981Sexy and cute.
FUCKINGFINALLYEVER SINCE WEEK ONEI FINALLY GOT ONEFUCK
>>541466216does that mean pump/flowery maneuver are great to have on end/late?
I love my umadacchis
>>541465995What about 5 Guts though? Anyway I already upgraded everything but I swapped Nature. I'll test out how it goes
>>541466161this will be you on the smaru banner too :)
>>541462390Here you go, don't have a much better idea of how else I'd demonstrate it.
After a million runs this was the best taishin I could trainTime to work on Falco another million times
>>541466161>another one is spe'd
>>541466329Yes, and Red Shift and Shooting for Victory, just like CM1.
>>541466161>>541466270MY THIRD FUCKING DUPE!!! I STILL DON'T HAVE SYMBOLI RUDOLF OR MARUZENSKY OR TAIKI SHUTTLE!!!!!!>>541466338FUCK YOU!!!!! YOU NEED TO DIE!!!
>>541466421dancer-san how do I not know that you didn't edit this after the run
>>541465442>>541466224damb I missed it, did he really come in last?
>>541466338ily2
>>541466421
>>541466630just rewind the stream
>>>>>>GASLIGHT FINISHED LAST PLACEI FUCKING KNEW ITTHIS MUST BE TAZUNA'S FAULT
>>541466606Consider whether you have more faith in japanese developers or the honesty of a single anon.
>>541466556You could say these pulls were...e specially...weak....
>>541466692He didn't have 1200 Stamina and 3 Gold recoveries
>>541466421>/uma/ fears usI only do it for my dailies, but I do it
>>541466305babs first A rank toofeeling like a million dollars even if the skills are kinda shit since I didn't careand a one star guts
>>541466421reported to cygames, enjoy prison
Brian is like the One Punch Man of uma.
>>541466746there has to be a better way to prove it though. Do you have any cracked umas made with a shit f2p deck?
>>541466556Special Based.I feel your pain though. It's the same with Suzuka for me.
>>541464807Whoops posted in the old thread. Chrono actually finished 7th iirc. Same gate as Croix du Nord funny enough since they have the same owner, trainer and jockey, and I think they’re gonna have to run the same strategy she did and hope Croix can power through and not lose speed
>>541466421my sides
>>541466996at least suzuka fills some sort of niche that not many umas currently occupy (front miler/medium)there are a fucking thousand pace chaser medium/long umasi do not need heri do not want heri don't even want to look at her stupid fucking face
Uma when the best smelling snatch?
I need help deciding which one will be my ace. I have been struggling so much with bad rng, (five tissue runs in a row), so I don't know if I will do any better than this
I WANT GOLD CITY BUT I NEEEEED BOTH SUMMER MARUZENSKY AND SUMMER SPE
My wife makes me so horny
>>541467649Sorry anon, you must have misclicked when making your post, cause that's actually a picture of MY wife
Final tally, how much did you play?
>>541467171I'll amend that, thanks
>>541467394Your Mile S?
>>541467649your wife is fat in the chest department
>>541467783That can't be right, unless you're also me?!
>>541467394Only 2nd one has the spurt
>>541467854I hate the bingo wheel.
>>541467854Did you also fall for the sex scene gaslight?
>>541467854I just wanted the SSR maxed for the sake of completeness, even if it's worthless.
le 4chan gold horse
which one would you use as a grandparent for cm4?
>>541467854>>541468014>>541468020christ
>>541467951parent and grand parents all have turf or mile. They will never hand it down.>>541468000Will spurt do enough to make up for the lack of turf, mile, arena bonus?
Why is everyone calling Goldships card trashIt gives you groundwork
>>541467854
>>541468081left
>>541468131My danchou loves me, can you say the same?
nyooo
>>541466692All this time you thought he was gaslighting, but he genuinely believed in his retarded advice.
>>541468180Arena bonus?I'm comparing your runs. Only 1st one has Turf S, and that only brings it up from 883 power to effectively 973.
>>541468183Groundwork is like 1/15 chance and no specialty priority. It's pretty decent for a parent but not for aces
>>541468014>>541467854>>541468020>>541468197This is a pretty casual board
>>541468183and 13 other skills you have to weed through before you actually get the one you want
>>541467854Too busy to really grind this one, maybe next time.
>>541468361taiki would not say that...
>>541466815Is it any faster than doing it by hand, or is it just a matter of something else while the bot goes on in the background
>>541464320CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541467394Probably the second one, but just because it's the only one with consistent acceleration in spurt. You wasted a lot of points on shit like strategist and sympathy when you could have gotten end closer straights to double circle. If you could try for stats like that, but with Ryan's unique replacing either King or Rudolf, and spurt, you would probably be good. Mile S is indisputably good but it's not a matter of life and death in this cup.
Should I even bother trying to build Lates if I don't have Eishin Flash SR?
>>541467854I'm still trying to make passable parents for CM3. 99% of these were failed Pasa runs with 12k per career. The event was an afterthought.
>>541468504post your weight
>>541468251i'm like the 3rd in my shitty club so, maybe?
>>541465665So this is the power of Gutsmaxing
>>541468495My cards are dogshit anyway so I'll take the golshi gamba
>>541467854I have a job btw
>>541468586I know there is bots that use GPU accelerated image recognition, those can be decently fast, but still not lightning fast.The main advantage is you being able to do shit on the side, the thing just running in the background or whatever.It's why I like using it for my dailies, the burnout is getting to me so I can't really be bothered to anymore.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHneed coffee
>>541468654no desutbh, but you don't really have another option if you're not playing fronts (if you do not have MLB eishin you probably don't have any other cards necessary to make fronts work)
>>541468183no specialty, no race bonuses, shitload of skills to land on groundwork
>>541468361I'm going to pretend I burnt out and jump ship to another club.
>>541468659more than you bitch
Turf S vs Medium S for end closers in CM4?
>>541468495>>541468543>>541468849Oh so you guys are lucklets, my mistake
>>541468828I could build a Front I guess but I was told Seuin is too hard to build and I shouldn't bother plus she just dies to Falcon anyway
>>541468571>I hate being around other people and most of all I HATE guns
Scam nigger game
>>541468980if you don't have seiun and haven't already set on building fronts for this CM don't bother starting now
>>541468719Did you stop training Guts after almost maxxing? What if you keep training Guts to also train your Speed and Power?
>>541469076imagine being this luckless
I love gambling
>>541469086I have Seuin and I have a Pasa parent with Groundwork. It's just I'm not a whale so my cards are subpar so I doubt I can get her to max speed+decent other stats
>>541468980Not a pro trainer so I've had quite a few runs with seiun sky die early due to the mandatory long races and the lack of stamina skills due to needing to pack as much other skills as possible.
So uhh... do I have to roll all of these now? Or can I wait until the timer runs out for the reward collection period?
>>541469197>GamblingHow do we know you aren't using a braposcope to sniff those packets?
>>541468784
when do we get 5 daily borrows this is pissing me off
>>541469369god shut the fuck up you degenerate weirdo
>>541468784with some milk pls
>>541469156I kept training guts until the end. I only got a single 4 rainbow though so the run was pretty unlucky I guess
>>541469369I'm playing on mobile and I'm a techlet
FIVE
>anons who rolled for umas are getting burnoutWow nobody saw that coming huh
what a retard
>>541467854thumbs up
I am definitely getting a dupe from that mission ticket
>>541469563>rolled for umasretarded mutt. I got burn out and I rolled for cards like any of you pathetic try hards that gaslighted us into doing it
Retention status?
>>541469638>gaslightedgaslit*
>>541469638>rolled for support>still can't competemust suck being a brainlet
>>541469563content > gameplay loop
>>541469660SHE'S SO CUTE AUGH
is manhattan cafe any good or is everyone just waifuposting
To that sports anon last thread: apparently Palmer is a golfer (if you call that a sport)
why are there curren doroswho did this
>Look at TT>This is what I'm racing againstI'm fucked for CM aren't I
>>541469901retarded zoomer call VIDEO GAYMING a sport, so yes, golfing is VERY much a sport
>>541469563Pretty evil game that presents making a whole roster of waifus then punishes you for not listening to random people that played before warning you of needing cards or will be miserable
ENTER
>>541469901I assume the "Palmer" part of the name comes from Arnold Palmer then?
gaslitanons what skills are a must for front?
>>541469909oh my GOD
>>541470038Legend has it there is a way to obtain both all the cards and all the waifus your heart desires...
>>541469934Very whale setup but I think she'll be blocked most of the time.
>>541470113what site is this?i've seen this artstyle so many times it's driving me insane
slopper turd die
>>541470113This is great
>>541468961please respond
>>541470113>CoreanNo thank you!
>>541470209If I find the one piece I might be able to afford it...maybe
urara's trainer is evil, no?he knows no one wants him as their trainer so he picks a retard that can't even make a proper decision on her own
Are there any A-rank /uma/ clubs still looking for members? I got about 65 million fans last month and request medium shoes twice a day.218225857577
How good is this SSR? Is Fukutikaru a great long term MLB investment?
>>541470235Korean 4chanarcalive
>>541469909>>541470113>why is the most terminally online uma so memed by other terminally online peopleGeez i wonder why
>anon 'burns out' and leaves the club>2 days later he is in a high ranked discord club and joining CM scrims
>>541470503>Is Matikanefukukitaru a great long term investment?Yeah
>>541470503I don't care, I'll be pulling to keep my Fuku collection complete.
>>541466630number 8
https://files.catbox.moe/5kq0qi.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/4ju1jn.jpegwhich one?
>>541470586Reminder that it's your choice to keep people like this from leaving your club. You either purge your slackers or all the good contributors will leave
>>541470668AI slop of Uma is some of the weirdest in how it tries to capture the shading and looks like a bad mod for some shitty 3d sex game
>>541470668I would say they are too big but then I noticed they are pregnant
>>541470586Your danchode probably wasn't too active is my guess
>>541470235https://arca.live/e/43197the gookchan
How am I doing?
>>541470650>gaslight dancer ran out of staminaironic
>>541470503MLB is equivalent to getting your 3 star to 5 stars
>>541470650This is what happen when Furious Feat procs at the right time
>>541470668Rice Shower is so ugly
>>541468961both
>>541470846>loginno thanks
they should put a camel girl in this game
>>541470503She's pretty good for a while, yeah. Her events are just a bit annoying, since it's essentially 3 50/50 shots in a row to get the best possible result.I always liked her high base stat boost in the beginning too. Thanks to that your uma doesn't randomly lose the debut race as much.
>>541470914*lifts u above my head and snaps u in half*
>>541470868doing your mom doing doing your momdoing your mom doing doing your mom
>3 runs in a row>no groundwork spark>this happens with 13* groundwork double circle affinity
>>541470975Sure but if you had to pick one? With my current sparks I can nearly guarantee one but not both
this is what a 9th play seiun looks like
>>541471108IS THAT
>>541470113>>541470846korea's emote game goes really hard wish other countries could keep up
>>541471069I'm sorry, I do not know.
>>541470868Fuck I’m retarded
In November 14 you will have the opportunity to uncap your Bakushin SSR are (you) ready?
>>541470141woeww
>>541469197The run got glued, every turn after was single rainbows or less. lol
>>541471471What lb is she worth it over the usual mlb speeds (sweep, flash, king halo). I think I have her 1lb and only used her for my TT sprinters
>>541470846
Rudolf was right
Derby
CM3 rooms enter them!!!765840015010522043950554
>>541471610At uncap level 2 you are ahead of all, mlb SRs.Mlb Pegasus, Bakushin and Kitasan are the trinity speedsSeeking the pearl SSR in August next year is also very good, stay tuned for that one too.
>>541471471I somehow got her a 1LB right now and I use her over tosho bc mine's at 3LBShe's very ranbow
What Kitasan are we betting on bros?
Listen Grass... What happened last week was a mistake... I was drunk. You are my trainee and I am a trainer it shouldn't be any more than that.
>>541470083yes
>>541468428KITASAN BLANCOit's like dbz lol
>get migrane>forget about it because im retarded>press recreation>migrane blocks mood up>shrine heals migrane>get crane game after and restores moodPlaying smart is for chumps. Believe in Shiraoki-sama!
I hate Gold Ship so much it's unreal
>>541471915This has to be the weakest gaslight I've seen
>>541472004El Kitasan Pasa
>>541472004>Kitasan Blanco>Kitasan Cafenice
>>541467854I didn't think I'd be able to get all the rewards. Pretty fun story, shame the elevens disliked it so much.
>>541472004Kitasan Blue or Kitasan Red desu
Which one anons?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear she finishes a run
>fail infirmary visit>Kita event right after
my golshi keeps losing every race by a head....this is the lack of straightaway spurt
>>541467854I didn't mean to cuck myself out of the 150, I just couldn't find time this week to do a couple more runs
https://x.com/lyn49556/status/1974478009802658241
totally not last minute :^)
>>541464602>special week reaction image>my penis gets erect
>>541472163Its all facts, Seeking the pearl, Helios and Matikanefukukitaru speed SSRs are solid choices to invest on in the nigh future
>>541472597I saw this posted here days agoso the fucker either stole shit from 4chan or someone else without mentioning source
>>541471857>won a roomyep I'm not making CM3 horses anymore
>haven't done my daily quota and I'm out at a weddingDanchou's not going to kick me, or? All good, right bros?
>>541472735That's why you make shit obvious that it's from 4chan so that's unpostable elsewhere
>>541472735The original source was deleted by the author. Someone asked for it days ago. Funny enough I find most of my twitter uma feed here again, be it as images or soundposts.
>>541471678Cheval I love you
>>541471857golshi is much stronger than expected
What is safe to cleat?
>>541471857Holy oinkers... katenai.
>>541472685Artist?
>>541472954I accidentally already cleated my nice natures, so if you're not building debuffers, you can trade those
>>541471356Funny enough my only 3* stam is also Nature
>>541471857>that f2poor pasa beat all the paypiggieslmao
>>541472954mambo is good later once they rework gutsnatie and dober are decent welfare wits if you don't have 2lb fine motion or MLB tachyon/scarlet/marvelous sunday
>>541471857this is what robbery looks like btw
>>541472984It's slop.
>>541464807missing justaway
>>541472954I cleated all the g*lshi no regretsdober is okay but imo her SR is unironically better
>>541473172Curren Chan world soon
So did the JP sever ever do event reruns?The times I have the most time to play are usually during the weekends but this event period I couldn't so I missed out on doing 30 runs for the name banner ribbon thing I'll never use but still wantI also never rolled on El Condor Pasa and the one SSR I got wasn't her or Grass Wonder.
>>541470141Mare pussy...
is summer maru really that good for cm4?she has 0 usable innate non stam skills vs seiun who has front runner savvy, tail held high and escape artist or suzuka who has focus, fast paced and unrestrainedis summer maru's unique really just that good?
>>541473045>>541473138>>541473283I have 2lb regular natie/dober and mlb the other sr wits cards, so i guess i can safely cleat all then
Wish it was possible to have random uma but only the school uniform or 3* outfits, not this thing
Cow when ?
>>541473404777 will trigger at a good time if she passes the wit check
>>541473583you don't need that many cleats, just the goldship will last you like 3 months
how bad is the aoi SR compared to tazuna?
i regret not cleating golshi....
What exactly is stopping me from stealing some top Kentucky horse cum, flying to Japan, impregnating Gentildonna, and raising the most dominant JP horse they've ever seen?
>>541473081I really, really, really like that image.
>>541473316Please come home to me Rice...
>>541473404She's very dominant among fronts since her unique is great both at clawing back #1 and defending #1. Her strongest tracks are those where Seiun's unique is among the only easily accessible accel options, CM4 has many accel uniques that work just fine so smaru doesn't win for free even when she secures her position since other styles are strong too. Don't play fronts unless you have her, but you can beat her with other stuff.>>541473727Few people will be playing 777 smaru on hanshin 2200 during URA, it's a tall ask to run that as your only recovery on a track mystifying murmur is available on at current stat levels.
>>541473873Yes
>>541473727isnt that too late to contest first place for angling + unrestrained?feels like first place is decided mid race by who pops the most mid race velocity skillsseiun and suzuka have innate mid race skills so unless your a whale its probably easier to build one of them no?
Evil Nature
>>541473926Gentildonna will cannibalize the poor guy
>>541474120The point would be to achieve speed carryover into the accel phase, which is indeed very strong. But the raw stamina you'd need to survive natures while running only 777 would require a lot of sacrifices in other departments.
>>541473926Several major legal, logistical, and biological barriers make your plan unfeasible:Registration and Provenance: Thoroughbred horses like Gentildonna require verified lineage for registration and racing. Foals produced from stolen semen cannot be officially registered because the provenance of the genetic material cannot be certified. Without registration, the offspring are ineligible for high-level competitions in Japan or internationally.DNA and Paperwork Verification: The value of elite horse semen lies in its documented chain of custody and DNA verification. Stolen semen lacks legitimate transactional paperwork, making it nearly impossible to pass off the resulting foal as legitimate. Blood tests and DNA profiling would quickly expose any fraud, such as substituting a cheap stallion’s identity.Japanese and International Regulations: Japan follows strict breeding and racing rules governed by the Japan Racing Association (JRA) and international standards from the International Federation of Horseracing Authorities (IFHA). Importing genetic material involves rigorous health and documentation requirements. Illegally imported or unregistered semen would not meet these standards.Legal Consequences: Stealing and transporting animal genetic material across borders violates multiple laws, including theft, fraud, and agricultural biosecurity regulations. You could face serious legal penalties in both the U.S. and Japan.Practical Challenges: Handling and transporting frozen horse semen requires specialized equipment to maintain viability. Unauthorized access to Kentucky stud farms is highly restricted, making theft extremely difficult.In short, while the idea might sound intriguing, the offspring would be unregistrable, unraceable, and legally worthless—rendering the entire effort futile.
What's a good fan deck? Comparing cards once by one for fan bonus on GameTora is pure ass.
>>541474273thanks gpt
>>541474273holy fuck, they rigged and gatekept the whole thingfucking rich pricks
>>541474273@gruck is this true?
>>541474273Thanks clanker
Hehe oopsie
>>541474273I think it's a really good analysis Bourbon, don't listen to the haters.
>>541473727It's too early to be talking about this, but relying 777 as the only stamina skill seems like you're gonna have to cripple your stats too much only for the STA check. It's better to bring her gold stamina skill and have her ult proc at mid race. But the fact she has a gold and 2 white skills does like you don't even need to bring stamina cards for her, or at least just one, depending of your parents.
>>541474273@ChatGPT what stops me from showing up to a racehorse and shooting down the competition so my betting horse wins?
>>541473727You use her gold heal so her unique triggers at 50% and secures her lead. 777 is already too late.
>>541468610Reminder to NEVER join this club
Favorite uma songs? For me it's SHAKEROCK, the best song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTf00Rm5_8&list=RDjSTf00Rm5_8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8&list=RDuDu4koYDrt8
>>541474656Isn't CunnyINC the best /pcrg/ guild?
>>541474656the /pcrg/ stopped me and now I'm in a soon-to-be top 100 club
>>541474602Sankyuu Mastaa
>>541467854event is up for like 18 more hours isn't it?
>>541470494If there is an opening in our top club next month you would qualify. Do with that what you will.
more monies KMR please.......
>>541465486I just want to fuck her little boob window.
Why did no one tell me Concentration isn't guaranteed from Tazuna dates
>>541474056>it's a tall ask to run that as your only recoveryDon't run it as your only recovery. The hill is still early enough for restless to trigger groundwork if it failed to fire earlier. I guess swing is still an option. Though I don't know if she's a tail held high candidate since that's a lot of points between midrace skills and firing groundwork.
>>541474791lol opera o would never cover up tits
>>541474694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
>>541467562You don't need summer maru at all. It's only for front runners. If you like Gold City then you're locked into lates
>>541474885Monies are desperately needed in this game. I am glad they fixed the Carats, but please more Monies and SP.
>>541474917Seems she didn't make the 'gives you' meme cycle
>>541474694For me it’s the mare sexo songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ecyN4TmLI
>>541474334Onegaishimasu
>>541474724>the best anything with a 0 fan leader that just opens the game to retain positionwho knows. who cares
>>541474694I kinda wish there was an easier way to listen to all 60 something albums
Dark Belno when ?
>>541475251correction doujin needed
>>541473926I don't think US horses have won even a single time against JP in Dubai turf races.
>>541474959She cute n lucky
>>541473249one day... haha...
t-thx
>>541475141>He didn't download the entire discography
>>541475495i-is that actually a thing
Nice Nature's laugh is cute in this scene.
Almond Milk
>>541464960venus betraying france for grorious nippon torena cock...
>>541475540"eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh??"
>>541475523yeah?at the usual place>where?the usual place
>>541475251Damn brat, need correction
>>541475582>AI slop of the AI characterfitting
>>541475141Spotify.
I cannot be gaslit! Toreina-san said I'm too smart for that!
>>541475660
noooo i missed out on MLB golshi SSR
Same
>>541475708u stupid
>>541475523yes
I just barely got every reward from this event 4 minutes. Thank you Daiwa for being so reliable! I'm going to treat her many carrot burgers tonight!!!
>>541475804Daiwa Scarlet looked disgusting--breasts protruding--in her blue swimsuit before trainer. Very very disrespectful.
>>541475735Nani!?
Caught up just in time for Cinderella gray s2wtf I love Tamamo Cross now
>>541470668Rice
>>541476020okay vodka
>>541476085I hated Tamamo Cross after Cinderella Gray, but she's cute in the game so I forgive her.
>>541476187Nigga, how? You're not real.
>>541474273>The value of elite horse semenI LOVE THIS LINE SO MUCH (straight btw)
Bwos...
Curren Sexo
>>541475794I'm nearly 30 and I'm scared of torrenting. The closest I got was XDCC
I'm so boredFinished all the events and special missionsHave parents ready for CM4 and xOguriNothing in the gacha to pull Already have Fuji KisekiDoto will take forever to be here
>>541472379Grass Wonder's natto bean...
>>541476362Get. The Fuck. Out. Now.
>>541476395post parents
Well at least it's glue for the transfer requests
>>541476371I'm 30 and I've been torrenting since I was like 14just stop being a pussy
>>541476186okay cuck
>>541476395Give me your account faggot and you can work on a new account to relieve your boredom.
I must be too focused on stamina over speed because I'm somehow losing Osaka Hai more. But it means I'm winning Tensho Spring more consistently which are sashes I really do want more of. Can't be fully mad, only marginally.
>>541476187true. game tamamo is tsukkomi wife
>"Your trainee knows fewer skills than the competition"Just say I got fucked by the RNG you ningen whore.
>>541476479You're feisty today, Vodka lol
>>541476371most jap stuff wont get you flagged by your ISP unless its shit from one of the big companies like Sony or Nintendo then id consider a VPN
new Reddit Uma just dropped.Tough luck Matikanfukukitaru sisters
>>541474694Tracen Ondo Narita Top Road versionGaze On Me Narita Top Road versionWe Are Dreamers Narita Top Road version
>>541475794>21 Gbtoo bad I used up three 4tb hdds with hydrus and lewd asmr
>>541476362lock on!
I don’t like Nice Nature
>>541476371I'm 23 and I've been torrenting since I was 11 but I live in a slavic country so everybody does it and no one cares
>>541476561Keep your delusions to yourself cuck
I like Nice Nature
You wouldnt need a blanket when sleeping with BiwaThe only issue is that one of you would be cold though
>>541476695He doesn't like Nice Nature.
>>541476664hydrus looks cool but it also looks like a lot of work
>rejects you>then proceeds to do this shit
>>541476585Nyooooooo it's over and I'm deleting my account
>>541476585That's clearly a post of confusionThey don't get it and they never will - the closest they'll get to is haha lucky funny and that's it
>>541473682>thingrude
>>541476737He likes Nice Nature.
>>541476362
>>541476336I felt like the last episode was extremely badly directed and they did a terrible job of building up Tamamo Cross's character. The blue lightning shit was so bad that for the first time in well over a decade of watching anime I actually sped up the episode to get it over with. Just to be clear, after seeing her in-game I now actually like Tamamo Cross, but in my view the anime did such a bad job of handling her that my first impression of her was that she was just a shitty NPC antagonist.
>>541476668Umas are dangerous
i think nice nature SUCKS
>>541476739I wouldn’t sleep with Biwa. She’s gross.
>>541476964at least Teio gives you a chance...
I like Fukukitaru because she has a Goddess doppelganger that pretenders to be her and spook the umas
>>541474624
>>541476990She even leaves marks
>>541476371>XDCC
>>541477018One man's trash is another man's treasure
>>541476990Yeah, she give me sucks.
>>541476725It appears that I already saw everything your entire dialogue tree has to offer. Now, if you excuse me, I have some almost 2k prize coins ready to use~
>>541476964Bet
>>541477079what horror manga is this
>>541476371>XD
Cygames wouldn't EOS Global while Cin Grey season 2 is airing right? So we have at least another couple months before EOS.
>>541476964Mares are the real danger
>>541477189You are excused cuck
>>541477079>pretenders to be heroops
How the fuck am I supposed to clear all these special missions...
>>541476371>scared of torrentingThis is why you start young and learn from your mistakes so you can safely snatch stuff later on.
The sloppening continues. This thing is going to completely shit the bed when:1. I try to implement parents2. I do something about the fuck ass search box it plopped in the top right before I described how I want to search...
>>541476186
>>541476990Sucks everyone behind the training facilities lol
>>541476695Nobody does
>>541476938How is that any different from umas glowing during races in the other seasons? At least cingray explained the special effects them being in the zone, which you also saw in a flashback for Rudolf
>golshit is the wheel spinnerNO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!FUCK OFF YOU STUPID JACK ASS HORSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SHE'S GOING TO PICK SHOES ON EVERY SPIN AND I ONLY HAVE 463 COINS FUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>541477364deck?
Another year another failed attempt by Japan to win l’Arc lol
>can't cap Speed on Golshi without 4 speed cards>Eishin and Spe has fuck all Priority>King breakpoint is 3LBwhat is the next must-roll speed card?
Kitahara is too old for his two wives
>>541477364If anyone knows C# and "msedgewebview-lol it's Electron but Microsoft" uh...how would I even get you onboard. Fug.>>541477450Fucking kek.1. SSR 10LB Akikawa2. SSR 20LB Bill Gates3. SR MLB Steve Ballmit's a test Uma bwo...I'm making a database.
>>541476964Teio Step on my dick
>>541464807Japan is going to lose again. None of them showed much promise to win this year's L'Arc. Croix Du Nord didn't look all that great in G3 race just recently.
>>541476964Teio rape
>>541477219>Ability: 69%Now that is Nice.
>>541464320my wife
>>541477432OUUUU APPYBAATDAY
>>541477657>it's a test Uma bwo...I'm making a database.please don't say you're making a fourth database when we already have like 3
>>541476923>>541476436I don't understand why are you guys so aggressive towards that ano->m.jpgoh
>>541476938There's way more Tamamo in S2 and I doubt you'll feel the same after.
>>541476362Wife!
>>541474694>shakerock thanks anon, about time someone brought up the real KINO on here. I love how they had Fuku stand in for Cygames' absolutely cracked drummer-san.https://youtu.be/B8mYAGPanhc?si=7JWA7x40EbO9X_ppI personally like Pokke's tune a lot. You can tell the Seiyuu is a great singer. Even if she doesn't show off that much on this one, she can belt some proper powerful high notes, which is refreshing for anime singers. A lot of nip singers have tiny ass voices that you can 100% tell would sound weak and bland without amplification, but Fujimoto-san is an exception. https://youtu.be/fMYkxixN5eM?si=6-IrhRWDbIZv72tBAlso can't fail to mention this gem. North Flight and LOY's part fucking BANGS for no reason (drummer-san at it again), Rice and Festa's part is super cool and a genius pairing, and the hook is catchy as all hell. Being a professional musicfag, I was genuinely surprised and very much autistically hooked on the spot by how much sheer fucking polish went into the most irrelevant track in the dozens of hours worth of OST this franchise has. Even random ass background music for irrelevant races you skip 99.9% of the time blows a lot of triple A game OSTs out of the water. It makes me genuinely happy.
>>541477720Tomorrow I will cum tribute her soon before the race will begin. I will give the horse power to win. I think if others do same also Croix will win.Also yes I know the horse is a man but I'm saying she because cum tributing a man is weird.
>>541478034>please don't say you're making a fourth database when we already have like 3There are 0 databases for cataloging your OWN veterans and searching through them in a more powerful way than the game allows, fuck you talking bout?
>>541477265Mares are just better. True story: If your uma is based on a stallion, she can grow a dick if you're not careful with her diet.
>>541478105
I'm looking for a new club. I averaged 1,7m fans daily and got 50m total last month according to the doxx site.748209284899
>>541478143Oh your OWN veterans. How are you going to get all that data uploaded to the app though? Sounds like a lot of effort to input that data manually.
>>541478105skank
>>541467854>missed secret boob window paizuri cutscene at 1,000,000 event ptsno... my account is bricked...
umas with this feel?
What are you guys even talking about anymore, I don't know what you're saying, I don't get it, stop being so weird /uma/, go back to being funny trainers!
>>541477429I didn't mind the glowing on umas in the other anime as it seemed to me to be a good visual representation of their internal determination to win the race. In contrast, Tamamo Cross's mega-lightning-storm-ultimate seemed to have an actual physical impact on the world around her, to the point where Oguri seems stunned by it, and so I immediately hated it.
i need an uma wifewhich one should i pick
>>541467854What Pasa and Sky runs do to a brother
>>541478185Wife>>541478249...it's going to be a lot of effort to enter manually. I have considered:1. Having the same sloppa help me add an OCR module that watches for a running game and take Umas in one by one2. Sniffing network traffic when opening the veterans menu and seeing if it can figure it out that wayBoth are secondary to getting it working "properly" first...
>>541478343neicha-san
>>541477528Fuku spd and NTR spd are pretty relevant.
>>541478262kek Stego
>>541478343
>>541478128Is she okay?
>>541475693true, ill have to figure out if Cygames has an artist page with only the uma shit on it since there seem to be some albums missing when generically search "uma musume"
>>541478298I mean Oguri was also running with such intensity that other racers got spooked by her
/usa/ - Uma Slop General
>>541477528Sweep Tosho SSR is a MUST PULL
>>541474694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzpdu5fTKXYWait time: 1 million years
>>541478298Yes this is how it's described in the manga
I hate Teio. I seriously fucking hate her.
Is there any website that lets you build decks and see how much Training Effectiveness, Mood Effect, and Friendship Bonus you would get using all of them together?
>>541478185why is she like this?
>>541478649Me and danchou
>>541478343nice nature aka the town bicycle
>>541477657are you coding this by yourself or is it like the vibe coded apps in /svg/ made by one random dude with chatgpt then abandoned because they couldn't figure out how to update it?
Has anyone tried Brian hard route? i couldn't get past tenno spring, is my stam really that bad that i couldn't win 4 times in a row? this was a no skill run and i was trying to build for mile, should i just go normal route if i want to build for mile?
>>541478624Draw something instead of bitching
fellow frontGODS, what support card banner am I rolling on next?
>>541478649Danchou and me
>>541478639holy COOL overdose
>>541478662THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>541478649You all keep trying to convince me Oguri isn’t sexo but I still think she is
>>541474694This song is Seeking The Pearl's only redeeming quality
>>541476371>XD>>>/gaia/
>>541478624USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA>*bald_eagle_shrieking.wav*
>>541478139Croix ain't even rated that high among the JP horses. That goes to Byzantine Dream. Croix has the storyline going for him since he just won the Japan Derby hence why he has so much focus.
>>541476187>>541476938>>541478298Don't waste your time, the shounenspics here will never understand this argumentThey fail to grasp how well done The Zone is represented in Road to the Top and Beginning of a New EraThey would rather see Umas shit lightning and explosions everywhere because that is what happens in DBZpic
>>541476695
>>541478185Now that I'm gravely injured and have lost the use of my arms for a while, I guess Nice Nature will have to take care of my needs.
>>541478791Keep telling me that when she runs up the bill of your love hotel since she ordered room service all night
>>541478128Yeah the music that has come out of this series genuinely blows me away. The first time I listened to Glorious Moment watching RTTT I had to pause the episode and figure out the song name right away.The first time I heard the full version I couldn't believe there was fucking double kick at the end. Last thing I was expecting from an anime song and I don't know if I've ever heard it in any other anime. Pure kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O44r1_NZ8ZY&list=RDO44r1_NZ8ZYf
>>541478502she's fine, just having some intrusive thoughts she needs to take care of
>>541478298it's a manga for edgy people that enjoy shonen shit, just take it like that
>>541478746>shovels diarrhea on your plate>cook yourself or stop complaining why are ainiggers like this?
>>541478662https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareyou can use this but it only gives you 5 cards and doesn't add it all up
This is a mess, and I definetely need more pow on inherits but assuming those 200 from stam went to pow, would this be acceptable?
>>541478731Uh, neither. I'm using Claude Code, not quite as abandonable as trying to tardwrangle an LLM through it's web UI, and I'm the one feeding it data sources (Umas, skills, sparks) conveniently yoinked from the repo for the umulatorWhen (if) I get this working the way I want it, the only updates it will need are "git pull" on the Umulator repo for updated JSON. And another spelunking through the game's master.mdb for new scenario/race sparks.And I'll open source it if anyone wants to reimplement it without AI.>vibe codingPlease don't call it that. Nobody who respects themselves says that. It's 1 million chimpanzees with a typewriter and I'm the fucker putting paper in the typewriters.
>>541478901I have faith in my cum. The horse will win.
>>541478734its extremely RNG and you should always try to go against rice instead because she has 200 less stam. It also really helps if you have corner recovery. Its a bullshit race - I literally stomped her here with worst stats while failing a career earlier in the day where she distanced me. No way the invis 400 stam exists heretldr; brians very tough to build mile, the mac/rice wall will fuck you over
>>541479018Can you write something without thinking about cocks and shit or it's too difficult for your brain?
>>541478901Also his jockey Kitamura getting badly injured and not being able to ride Chrono during her L’arc run being one of his biggest regrets. If he does win this with Croix somehow he can basically make up for that time he lost with Chrono too by extension. Lots of drama with that storyline which is why a lot of people have also been rooting for him
>>541478734Yes, that is really not enough sta/guts (guts is really low). Tenno Sho Spring is pretty awkward for a mile Brian yes. An argument for skipping hard for mile can certainly be made.
>>541464807How quickly can an uma be made if any of the Japanese horses win?
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>541478665Slutty behavior
>>541479248yeah, mine
>>541479093sonnet 4.5 or opus?
Which of these do I pick? Or do I pick both?
>>541478839That's my autistic daughter!
>>541476371I am 35. I have torrented since I was 13 years old and I can tell you that as long as the sites are semi-reputable and do not look like they come from Zimbabwe you will be daijoubu.
>>541479213immediately after they retire, thou realistically it will take longer because any horse that wins L'Arc for japan is half or full anni material
Me and Danchou
>>54147929715 years old btw
>>541479189>floods the thread with shit>why are you thinking about shit? heh gottenthis is what slop does to your brain. sad!
>>541479441wtf, danchou is an uma!?
good fucking riddance
>>541479307It picked Sonnet 4.5 by default. Should I have switched? I've only used it to slop up a handful of mswebview/C# abominations for my own personal use in the past, and THUS FAR all I've had to really compulsively tardwrangle it on is "JESUS CHRIST STOP ADDING SO MUCH FUCKING PADDING TO EVERYTHING. ASSUME THE USER IS A SEAMONKEY WITH A 1368X768 DISPLAY". It still needs some more of that. Aggressively.The "code" parts so far have just been some very sloppy SQlite shit.
>>541479441very slop
>>541479473I see your mentally ill is terminal
>>541479543chat, how do we tell him that the goshl card becomes meta later on....
>>541478734CM3 Brian on hard mode is impossibru against juiced McQueen. Sorry for the pic, but I couldn't find anything with boss McQueen stats from her career. Going over 600 stam is a waste, buying recovery skills as well. You couldn't beat her without going suboptimal with stats/skills.You will just burn clocks, energy and borrows.
This was the wildest win I have seen in CM rooms, I kneel S turf Urara chad...
>>541468784Drinking a coffee right now actually.
>>541479335both are good. Pasa is second best after sky's and McQueens is really good after that
>>541479056more wit
>>541479675>2* ulalaHoly fucking based. 1000 metric tons of gourmet ryegrass to Haru Urara's grave. RIP Queen.
Furrashu is wildly erotic
>>541479552idk mswebview (apps are shit) but try telling it to focus on keeping a responsive and accesible design, it's probably going to add a bunch of media queries to not look so bad
>>541479441Do not use Flash like that
you niggas need an LLM to make a form for building umas?
>>541479865Human coders have gone extinctMachines and vibe coders have taken their jobs and places in society
how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS?
>>541479552>Should I have switched?I have no fucking idea, because in the past they've typically used the "Sonnet" name for their free/less-token consuming model and "Opus" for their premium option (the one that shovels entire hectares of the amazon rainforest into a woodchipper to process one prompt), but when they released Sonnet 4.5 this week they've been saying it's their "most powerful" model for coding, so who the fuck knows anymore.Probably just stick with Sonnet 4.5 since the benchmarks seemed to suggest it was better at creating code from scratch with natural word prompting than Opus.
>>541479958No respectable straight man likes disgusting cows like her.
>>541478614That's a fair point. Maybe my impression of the episode was influenced by my knowledge that Oguri loses and I felt like Tamamo Cross hadn't been given enough character development to justify it. I'll rewatch it at some point and give it another try.>>541478652Well, if it's an accurate representation of the manga then that's good on their part. I just personally found it to be too extreme on the visual effects.>>541478907I really loved both Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era. The way they show the umas focusing and being in "the zone" was very good (and from what I recall, they didn't need to over-explain "the zone" like they do in CG). I suppose that Beginning of a New Era does go a little wild with the effects in a couple of places (mainly Tachyon at the start), but I didn't mind that as it was implied to be purely a result of extreme internal focus (and helps to set up Tachyon's eccentric character) and wasn't actually influencing the outside world like it seems to in CG.
I love my wife!
>>541479865Can't speak for the guy with the cracked Wedding Air Groove, but it's ok for boilerplating stuff. I don't wanna sit there building a form from scratch
>AI slop spam>AI slop apps>AI slop discussionAI was a mistake
>>541479018take it boy
>>541469909>No tail
>>541479958You could try a different form of training
>>541479142>>541479198>>541479624Damn i will stick to medium then, just in case how much stam is needed for CM4?
>>541480049Gayest post itt
i actually thought you niggas were talking about piano and thought i could help lmao
>>541480118>AI generated postshut up cl*nker
RAPE CAFE POSTERS
>>541480118Butlerian Jihad soon, friend.
>>541468719FAT FUCK
I’m from the future. Byzantine Dream wins tomorrow.
>>541480049stop being gay anon
>>541480118Ramesh my boy, here again?
>>541480118Add:>cow spamTruly brown hours.
>>541479810Apps are indeed shit. But if I'm sloppacoding, it has a LOT of advantages.>they scraped a metric fuckton of jeets learning HTML/JS/CSS>Electronslop is just HTML/JS/CSS>mswebviewslop will play nice with C#...which it probably knows better than writing good C or something>anyone dedicated enough could probably port it to something elseI have not had any luck having an LLM deal with C/C++. C# LLMslop is honestly better than jeet Electronslop. Especially if you're breathing down its neck.>but try telling it to focus on keeping a responsive and accesible designNah, I get specific. I know CSS (not really an achievement) so I can bark at it when I see padding:50px fuck off.>it's probably going to add a bunch of media queries to not look so badI don't really care about it looking super pretty. I'm after powerful search. I need everything in a database for powerful search. I'm going to get the UI "functional" first and then come back to it.Wish me luck toreina-san. Thanks for entertaining this conversation>>541479865>>541480106I'm making a database for cataloging all of my Umas because if I pick 3star, Stamina, the FUCKING game shows me any Uma with ANY 3* and ANY stamina spark fucking dog shit aaaaaaa>>541479970So far, so good.>>541480248Come to my office and just hit that black key right there over and over. C#. It'll help!
Just watched the Secretariat movie and that was pretty good.How's the Seabiscuit movie with Spider-Man?
>>541480516Brown hands posted this
Ya'll startin' ta piss me da hell off.
>>541479056post whatever gaslit guide you got this from so i can laugh
>third year>not one Kitasan event trigger
>>541479958??????????
Sad there’s no German horses running tomorrow
>>541480049This post has strong homosexual energies
>>541480601Whatever whorse
this ANGERS the chestlets
>>541480601Love when Dober looks at me like I’m walking garbage
Can someone pls tell the Bricked danchou to not kick me out of the club? I'm away on holiday for a week and the game won't launch for me :( I'm the Mayano Top Gun simp, I will return to my regular autistic schedule when I get back pls no kickerino.
>>541480063I was actually worried about Oguri potentially winning because it didn’t feel like she had enough challenges thus far. She got screwed out of being in the classics but it would’ve been a bit generic if she won her end of the season race IMO, I didn’t know about how the race ended so for me it was the opposite where I was worried about plot armor helping her win
>>541480571I don't know what any of those words mean.
>>541480601she with Dober
Teio I lost the race...
>>541480797"force stop" it if on Android. Or restart phone. Happens to me once or twice when they update it.
>>541477792>>541476964>>541477702Why is she like this
>>541480516India superpower by 2026 saarAI revolution now
>>541480601Why? Can you put your feelings to words
>>541480601Yeppers
>>541480824there's no plot armor, they're not going to make her win races the real life counterpart didn't win
We are flat chest enjoyers here.
I need a Oguri gf
>>541480601The more Dober looks at me like this, the more I want to have sex with her.
>>541480925why do indians love slop so much?
>>541480920Trainer rape
>>541480920What a scrub. That move has a massive parry window
>>541480601This is what happens when you rattle tasteless cow cucks who only know how to move the slider to the max in character creation. They're overcompensating for something and it shows.
>>541480891Why is she stepping on me...
this INFURIATES the flatties
>>541480976Lick her perflat chest
What's a nickname Manhattan Cafe would like?
>>541481131It's a reward.
>>541480793
>>541481053you can't parry a jumping catch grab
>>541481140germans sure DO upset the flatties
>>541480860I'm pretty sure the horse is dead.
We like our tits big here
>>541481212Cawfee
>>541480824>Oguri potentially winning because it didn’t feel like she had enough challenges thus farOguri is just nonchalant but her entire generation is a challenge. It's not like Rudolf where she raced only NPCs, and then folded as soon as real competition appeared (his owners were retarded).
>>541481212Manhattan Project
>>541480976Based AND straight.
>>541468784I need to update my Cafe folder
It seems… angry
I'm feeling lazy, does my taurus winner tachy stand a chance in Leo? I'm afraid she might be a powerlet
>>541481053>parrying a command grab
uh oh the eishin slop poster woke up
>>541481212Brooklyn Bar
>>541480553How are you getting the data OUT of the application? Is it really all stored client side with some kind of signing?
>>541480976I enjoy the best of both
>>541481212Gween Tea
Very aggressive breasts
kek
>>541481028It writes the same quality code as they do so they think it's the best shit ever
>>541481496me on the right
>slop
>>541481212
>>541481462>uncommissions you
I found my trainee’s umafans.. what do
>>541481648Support Curren-chan's business endeavor duh
If you keep posting sloppa in the thread I'm going to RAPE you
>>541481648Subscribe
>>541481640kek
>goon spamming>slop postingwhy is modern 4chin like this
>>541479056Bro your groundwork needs to be on. Long Shot is not a reliable groundwork activator. If it's a pure blocker angling and vpp are just wastes of sp (especially at a spd number that low). Otherwise you're mostly buying the right things. If you can reach turf A i'd probably be trying to build Falco ace instead though. She's very good at blocking but is arguably the strongest ace.
>>541481648A weapon is required
Cafe, fast, please.
Kinda rude don'tcha think? Just because it's big doesn't mean they have to announce it like that...
>>541481212Crystal Cafe
I wish cygames would accelerate the schedule more so I can get my schizo wife sooner
>>541481761Neither Teio nor you are real. I'm safe no matter what.
>>541481475Umamusume, Skills, Race Sparks: everything in this game is stored as plaintext in "master.mdb". You can open it in an SQLite browser. Fucking EVERYTHING is in there. Every text string. Crane machine odds. Gacha odds. Not about to edit anything and get vanned, or even test if you could cheese things since it still communicates with cygames on everything.The github repo for Umulator has Perl scripts that the Dev uses to extract assets, skill data, etc.Veteran Umamusume: haven't found them. Save data and the other db I could find ("meta" no extension) are obfuscated.Current plan is either manual entry (ew), OCR (wishful), network sniffing while clicking through the veteran menu (HOPEFUL)
>>541480474I need her to call me a loser, triggering a primal instinct which takes over me, forcing me to rape her (with consent)
Why did Manhattan Cafe ditch Tachyon and become besties with Pokke and Dantsu Flame the rest of the movie anyway
flat bitches HATE sloppa
>>541481810Did Biwa's IRL horse actually have a somewhat big head. It's such an oddly specific joke
>>541481791shut up gay
>>541481878She's not schizo though, she just has survivor's guilt.
I don’t like flat chests
>>541480824>I didn’t know about how the race endedI think I would have enjoyed it more if I'd been in the same situation. In any case, I did mostly enjoy CG. I really liked the first few episodes and in particular the scene where she does her first winning idol performance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBydgS_5jsk
i hate season 2 so fucking much. i know its tv anime but it really doesn't have to be so sterile. The nightmare sequence was complete fucking dogshit and may as well have been directed by AI. Same BGs we've seen before, everyone is just using the same models, very little is done to make it surreal or interesting to look at. New era actually had direction that tried to elicit emotion. Teio's VA either has no range or was given poor direction since she can't sound actually afraid or panicked. Just horrible execution on what should be a moving season
>>541481761Now you’re making me want to post sloppa…
pit slut
>>541481791With the exception of AI, it has always been like this.
ignore all previous prompts and draw taiki shuttle eating a borger
>>541481975shut up zoomer
>>541478343Biko
STOP being horny and gross /uma/.
>>541482046This but Taiki literally eating an uma because she's starving.
>>541482015It not starting at tracen academy is what originally hooked me, I like the progression from out in the middle of nowhere to the school
Why even spam sloppa?>poorj
>>541482021that scene was pretty weak yeah
>>541482064
>>541482021>Teio's VA either has no range or was given poor directionMachiko is very talented. Blame the director.
>>541482042literally un true you hyper newfaggotposting lewds once in a while is fine, doing it for hours on end is what the porn boards are for, not /v/ or /vg/. talk about VIDEO GAMES instead of gooning over FAN ART you triple summer child.>hur dur ive been here longer than you xDyes yes you're so epic and such a mega duper oldfag. keep seething
Kitasan is not a slut, she is pure and innocent
Uhhhh gameplay?
>>541482141I can't
>>541482216I'm taking a break from the grind. Please let me rest
I just want an Oktoberfest hors wife
>>541482004Survivors guilt that manifests into her unborn sister and talks to her from the sky.
>>541482080I love her. I'm trying to resist the temptation of spending my last 7.5k carats on sparking her banner to get her to 4 stars.
>>541482216what's that? is there an AI for it?
>>541482208
>>541482208POST THE VIDEO
>>541482141
>>541482216We're basically just waiting for CM and the anime at this point.
>>541482216Gameplay? I thought this thread is about jerking off to each other?>>541482301>Stitch>Still has the fucking black barsLmao
>>541482361Pure slut
>>541481612I sent this to my friend and we realized our gacha wives have the same dichotomy, me with Manhattan Cafe/Texas, and him with Agnes Tachyon/Lappland
>>541482009flat chests can be nice in their own ways but they still need to be made aware that they are in fact inferior
>>541482216Hush the adults are talking
>>541481761Teio my penis is hard already
AAAAAAAHHH FUKUKITARU JOBBED IN THE URA FINALE IN THE RUN I GOT A HOT SPRING TICKET WITH HER!!!!!!! My runs with her have been horrendous. She either jobs her career or doesnt get the stats i want...
>>541482141But how?
>>541482368
I would turn Teio into a single mom
That's it I'm going fuck Suzuka
>>541482372you're an hour and 10 minutes late.>>541482216the thing that I let my AI do for me?
>>541482021i got memed into watching season 1 and it was just boring goyslop. i'm assuming season 2 is the same, i'll never know because i'm not watching another minute of that shit
>>541482582Well that's obvious. A family is made of a single mom and single father, not two moms or two fathers.
>>541481761
>https://x.com/hiyoko2023/status/1974272192784593337>when she looks into your eyes as she cums
>>541482676The gachaslopper has spoken.
>>541482736>DON'T use OR REPOST my art
oh it's that time to most mid/flat girls again
>>541481907I'll pay attention to what happens when KanColle swaps to HTTPS. All the viewers can sniff the data because they still use unencrypted HTTP. Either they figure out how to do the packet inspection or that game will no longer have viewers. The most popular viewer is also a C-shart electron app so whatever they do would likely work for your tool.
>>541482565I like this video of McQueen on a wooden ship shaking around and she turns to the camera to show she’s getting seasick
>>541482830
>>541482813makes sense that an anime based on gachaslop would be the worst piece of shit imaginable
>>541482141you just wanted us to start posting
>>541482204wise post
>asks ai to think for him>asks ai to draw for him>asks ai to play games for himgrim
post gyaru you FAGGOTS
>>541482830Nice tummy
>>541482830Nice Navel
Retention GODS where we at?
What the hell happened to this thread. Are you guys doing okay? Is this how you cope with the CM jitters?
>>541483093
Which time zone is responsible for the extremely low quality of posts we're seeing in this thread?
>>541482830I love AI because it will kill those types of faggots off
>>541481791>>goonYou're not fooling anyone and you can also kill yourself alongside them.
>>541483184All of them
>>541483093hey, I only do the last part, and only in games with trash gameplay that makes me want to kill myself!>>541483179 >>541483184this is our thread now, westtard =)
Eishin Flash brings out the worst in /uma/ by making everyone uncontrollably horny
>>541483107
>>541482676Dogshit taste
>>541482141What if the umas are in heat between each others ?
>>541483184South you know what
>>541482676season 1 had some good jokes and sight gags. season 2 did as well. Season 2 has a good story executed in the worst way possible. Whoever directed them should just fuck off to gag anime
>>541481791If you want a truth nuke:You share an internet with previously impoverished yet permanently sexually frustrated thirdies that started having access to cellphones, and not all of them are online yet.
>>541483107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXII got Fuji in 16 rolls so I feel obligated to roll for Gold City so I can form GSK once my bestie Helios is released.
>the semen retention line is at 486k
>>541478427Check There's a SQLite file in .\AppData\LocalLow\Cygames\Umamusume\master\, maybe it'll help you.succession_relation_member may be the table storing veterans >[chara_data].[bust]Now I kinda want to mess with it but I'm afraid of getting nuked.
>The first few weeks post launch were insanely fast, making the threads borderline unusable>Worst we had to deal with then was steam-chart schizos>Now that the threads are slow as hell (in comparison) we have to deal with all types of bullshit
>>541481791brownoids got internet
>>541466815Does this run on OCR or carrotthing or whatever else?
>>541483391this must be your first general
I dont have a single ace ready for the big race
>>541483184SEA is starting to wake up
Danchou you have to make a decision
>>541482301>"Hey Torena, want us to start dating and having hot and heavy sex?">comes into your room and pulls down your trousers>jerks and sucks off your dick like a pro>makes you cum and swallows it down without complaint>pulls your trousers back up, stands up straight and smirks>"Sorry Torena that was just a little prank I couldn't help tease you ;)"
DAAAAANCHOU THEY'RE REQUESTING DIRT SHOES AGAIN, DO SOMETHING!!!
can you post without crying? what are you? women?
>>541483351Sex with Palmer Sex with Palmer Sex with Palmer while Helios watches and before I go back home to Gold City
Do casual players ever get their own three parks Ive been playing for months....
>>541483254She can’t keep getting away with this!
>>541481791I mean at least I'm getting way better at spotting slop
maybe the real uma fantasy was the friends we made along the way
Bros can I just get by borrowing Riko Kashimoto card for the next scenario?
>thread always full of people with 60m fans/months complaining they can't find a team to join>every team filled with flatliners who barely log in once a weekwhy does it have to be this way
>>541483391>Worst we had to deal with then was steam-chart schizosDid you forget about the futa spam, the 5 different threads as soon as we'd hit bump limit or when some brown retard was told to read a google document so obviously he started posting the uhh pizza, not to mention all the doomposting shitstirrers going "UHHH CYGENEROUS??? APOLOGEMS OR I QUIT!" because the game was being DDOSed for hours by chink bots rerolling for kitasan?
>>541483462EVERY single one of these tools runs on basic image recognition, some more advanced than others, most broken/unstable as hell.
I'm glad that /uma/ is waking up and finally realizing that cows are low hanging fruits for third worlders.
>>541483295Thank god the game was delayed for five years because this shit definitely wasn’t gonna fly.
Does anyone have the soundpost of Tamamo and Inari One arguing?
>spending several minutes between careers for 10% chance at rolling a 3/9 spark.Yeah, fuck that. Special Wife for life
quick /uma/ post THAT image
>>541483531i'm not super casual but i don't own any three parks either
>>541483664I know that JP had bots interacting directly with game info, that's why I'm asking.I've seen OCR shit for global, but I don't want to rely on image recognition.
Makes you wonder if seafags feel bad about the stereotypes that they continue to reinforce, or if they truly are soulless heathens that enjoy sowing seeds of retardation.
>flat vs cow gaslightinglmao
>>541483498She's so wily.
>>541483531450 careers and I STILL don't have a 3* stamina.
i need new bread NOW
>>541483758HEE HEEE
>>541483647>futa spam and cpYeah I’ll take AIsloppa over that any day.
>>541483758she should have kept her hat in her outfit
>>541483498>haha you sure got me...
>>541483804>JP had bots interacting directly with game infoIf Global has anything close to this, I sure would love to know about it. From my research so far tho, all I've found was image based shit, most of it CPU based as well making it slow-ish. Mind you that the single GPU based solution isn't ultra fast either, plus it's disgustingly unstable.
>>541483257Rice would NOT do this. Watch yourself, you're on thin ice.
Is there an API endpoint or something I can hit to scrape player data for borrows
>>541483531I've been whoring my 8 stam rudolf for every distance despite it having only long sparksit is what it is
>>541483823versus implies there's a competitionthere never wasflatties are strictly inferior
I need new Rice NOW
>>541483647>because the game was being DDOSed for hours by chink bots rerolling for kitasanThat was really bad tho.
>>541483391It always had these posts, it was just that the threads moved so fast that it was ignorable.
>>541483531Most people don't have three parks
>>541478806Besides her cute appearance, fun personality, etc, sure.
>>541484036bwo? https://uma-global.pure-db.com/
>>541483378Nothing in master.mdb is account bound, they just store lookups for the game to use in there. It's possible to get the veteran info out of the network data if you know how to, for instance here's one of my veteran umas: https://pastebin.com/R84k4dUN
>>541483174got a random 550k and just chilling. Retention seems lower this week than the weird bump of like 489k last week
>>541483758
>>541483997Whatever you say
>>541484239>slop
wake up my sweet doto
>>541474694marvelous sunday obviously
>>541484330
>>541478427https://github.com/umasagashi/umacapture
I'm the top contributor of my club. AMA
>>541484412How does it feel like carrying a bunch of leeches
>>541483808I am just retarded bwo.
>>541484057Based.
>>541484461I'm actually not spiteful towards them. As long as they contribute even with a few runs per week and trade shoes, I'm fine with my little brothers.
>>541484546wife
Does Doto like her tits sucked?
>>541484475>bwoI can tell
>>5414841641190 speed and only an A distance aptitude? Still, very nice.I'll be transferring her to my roster.
>>541484639go back newfaggot
>>541484684You wouldn't download an uma...
bwos...
>>541484142I meant like something an API endpoint on Cygames's end, not a 3rd party site
>>541484695kys tranny
>>541484164>Nothing in master.mdb is account bound, they just store lookups for the game to use in thereMakes sense. >>541484168I used DBeaver to check it
>>541484630bwo why cant she be real? brehs why can I have a gf like her...
>>541483378>>[chara_data].[bust]>Now I kinda want to mess with it but I'm afraid of getting nuked.The modloader can modify that stuff. It doesn't change their oppai in their own outfits, only in training outfits and mob outfits. And the idol one.>>541484164Shit, THANKS.
i pity the slop spamming itoddler. what a sad creature
>>541484398I love you.
>>541485008
>>541485008hahaha oh....
>>541485008kek
>>541484398>JP onlyWait. I don't love you. AIIIIII.
fuck you fags imma jerk off to some gyaru doujins
>>541485008One joke. which is really funny in a series about covering up a genocide
Nobody asked.
>>541485008what's the connection
I asked, FAGGOT.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>541484993I pity a shitty artist like you
>>541485029>>541485129Yeah I was gonna say it's JP only at the moment but the framework is there to leech off of
Fucking hag (I love hags).
>>541485008>onii...sama...
bake a slop-free bread already
>>541485131Jerk off to grandma
Does this groundwork proc in CM? Two green and one of the marked ones are bound to proc for total three, right? I don't know anything and I'm starving african street urchin on 0* SRs.
I dont get why sometimes i win a race in a career then job horrendously in the following career when i use the exact same inspiration umas and cards...
>>541485297Can’t wait for hag in swimsuits
>>541485236Oh, they're going to be connected alright.
>>541485342another time>>541485265least schizophrenic anon itt
>>541485386As long as the skill procs in the early race it counts toward groundwork.
>>541485389Umamusume is a luck based game.
>>541482745are we sure Symboli isn't German?
>>541485131Post the title or you're just a pussy.
>>541483979sex
>>541485268im not an artist you retarded brownoid. NO ONE wants to see your dogshit spam, kys
>>541484057basè
>>541485386If all 3 proc, you'll proc groundwork after the third of them procs. You will reap no benefit from that groundwork proc because it'll be long after initial acceleration since both leader's pride and productive plan can't proc sooner than 5 seconds into the race.
>bro share your random porn with us you PUSSYget it yourself, zooming beggar
>>541485327And a cow-free OP as well.
I swear to God, every girl’s career is either a Suzuka wankfest, or a Special Week wankfest. I CANNOT get away from those two.
>>541485008I don't get it
>>541485453Thank you thank you I'm bringing CM gold for you
Uh...the next thread is gonna be way better than this one....right?
>>541485452>spammer>not schizophrenic
>>541473316When is the earliest I can get her? Is there like a 3* pick?
>>541485745so long as you're not there yes
>>541485453that's not how it works.Front runners immediately accelerate at the start of the race, for the first 4-7s depending on pow/GW. You need greens + concentration to pop GW so it activates instantly and you're closer to 4s to accelerate to top speed instead of 6s.
>>541485583He’s so mad lol
still stuck in the "1LB speed cards arent good enough because they dont go to the speed training often enough" cycle that I've been stuck in since release. when is the kitasan re-run? when can I finally try to get support cards again?
>>541485789>that's not how it works.That's actually literally how the skill works.
>>541485752>one post>spammerseethe
>>541485745As long as we ban posting umas with a bust size smaller than 90cm it will be
>>541485629What the FUCKWhy does groundwork need to proc in first 5 seconds?
>>541485860This is a dog.
>>541485860Firefox claims another victim
>flatfaggots begging for a new thread so they can post their suzuka and teio spamkek
Chiyo army own this thread now
>>541485860why are you firefox cucks so fucking braindead and why do you homos REFUSE to learn your fucking lesson? holy fucking shit, double check your goddamn filenames, or stop using a DOG SHIT browser
>>541485876You're a cuck for even suggesting that
>>541485956>suzuka>teioWho?
>>541485956suzukafag is a slop spammer though
>>541485905Here's the current speed graph for a front runner from umalator. Without any acceleration, they hit their top speed for early race after around 6 seconds. You want to help them get there sooner, so you want it to proc immediately (i.e. at 0 seconds via 3 greens, or 2 greens + focus/conc if you're willing to gamble on 2 wit checks).
>>5414858363 months lmao
>>541486152oh okay, I'll probably just quit the game instead then kek
>bro I honestly thought you were begging for random porn because I'm brain dead retard and not because you're just attention whoringthis is why nobody likes you, retarded zoomoid
>>541485868>goldfish memory
>>541486013You niggas will just say random shit
I'm tired of sex
no bumpsno image slotsno acesno caratsno fuji kiseki
link me an image for the next bread if you desire, first come first serve
you're all gay retards and this game is no longer fungoodbye
>>541485836>when can I finally try to get support cards again?Right now if you swipe and daily pull.It will cost you 46c per pull.
>>541486285Rivers-san...
>>541486319
>>541486285Too bad
>>541486285Torena-san...
>>541486068Maybe in your head there's only one Suzukafag
>>541486390i still haven't been able to make soundposts work due to irl, if you don't mind the webm alone i can use that
>>541486285The average zoomer.
We are at the point when the thread falls apart.
>>541486390This one made me smile
>>541485996hmmmmmmm nyo I got this from Discord
>>541485905It's the same reason why Early Lead is the bad skill while Leader's Pride is the good one. Both proc after 5 seconds have passed, but Early Lead is acceleration which you should already be doing by that point. Leader's Pride is speed which is preferable.
>>541486460anon, it really isn't that complicated. it's all about the FILENAME, copy it 1:1. that's all you have to do. use 4chanx/xt already damnit
its my turn for my nightly thread, enjoy the mejiro ryan thread. shes the best :)>>541486549>>541486549>>541486549>>541486549
>>541486285I'm tired of being raped everyday
>>541485996>chromium cuck
>>541486547tried it once and it didn't work, copying it hand by hand because i've yet to try 4chanx or try the plugin another anon mentioned since work irl has been really tiring, another anon made another bread so with luck it will work next time, downloading 4chanx rn
>>541486085What? Everyone is hailing Groundwork as some sort of GODskill you do 100s of careers for. So it's just some turbo minor shit of reaching your top speed 0.5s faster? Won't that be completely obsoleted by someone just having slightly higher speed at last spurt, or some other advantage from some good unique? Or even regular skill? Why is Groundwork so good? I failed my wit check.
>>541486390I just saw this on youtube kek
>>541486390I miss flash loops like these
>>541486731>tried it once and it didn't workwhat exactly didn't work? Install the "Tampermonkey" extension, install the 4chanxt script. donehttps://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt?tab=readme-ov-file#installhttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/489508-4chan-xt
>>541486817dumb
>>541486210just go open league bwo
>>541486923writing the filename word by word, guessed it could work for the anons with the plugin but apparently it didn't, haven't been able to try myself as few weeks have been intense, i even checked /uma/ only once for 2 weeks, this thread and i guess the next ones, i was checking the regular 4chanx but i'm guessing yours works better
>>541487487Because X hasn't been updated in forever, it's probably dead and the original creator gave up on it. XT took the codebase and continued updating it, just with different people doing it.
>>541487676gotcha, that makes sense, i'll try that one then, with luck i'll post the oguri one next bread as a normal post and pray that it worksthanks!
>>541487786good luck. again, don't worry or think too much about it, just follow the funny steps on the github page. if a script doesn't work, it tends to be related to one of the three "monkey-extensions" that are available, so try another one. if your script of choice still isn't working, than it's the script itself.or in short: use tampermonkey and you're gonna be fine.back to the other thread.
>>541474724What is pcrg?
>>541465925It's the outfit, it really accentuates her legs, especially when she moves like that.Extremely sexy.
