Previous: >>541414715>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://www.ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
This is bullshit, my duusJust come to my thread already
give up>>541531035
>>541531035Get a life you fucking faggot
nonono you don't understand. me counterhitting you when i'm -3? i called your bluff with MY READS. you counterhitting ME when i'm +3? retard doesn't know frames stop mashing only happens in t8
based op
>Leo
>>541531035Genuinely whats wrong with you?This has been going on for too long to just be a shitposting gimmick. You're either dale himself or some weirdly obsessed homo.
>obsessfag obsessing over the ltg poster and projecting his own obsession onto him
Zip it moronI think we all agree that it's a good thing those off topic threads are replaced and shut down as soon as possible.
Chikurin 'bout to get Lili nerfed again
CBM...Jin...
jim...
jins electric should not track to both sides
Jin is so weak...
>>541532349>>541532062they're so perfect for each other, i'm not even kidding
The disparity between level of play. Jin was just spamming plus frames on block hit and tracking moves while Lili was evading the shit out of everything doing insane reads
>>541532349>mud fightnice
Nerf Arslan
I missed all of sea major sad smiley :[
>>541532840It's on now
Why isnt a doc of all upcoming tournaments in the op
>>541532943we're fed up with your clown antics
>>541532998Who cares? Just google it.
>>541533076google what, fuckface? "weirdo obsessed with a deadbeat streamer nigga with a hair unit"?
the day the ltg poster gives up i give up desu
chikurin stop using u3+4 nigga
chikurin wtf was that
victor makes jin looks balanced
>>541533141It was for >>541532994Calm down
At least get new images
Is Chikurin out?
yea
is it actually a hair unit
yeah
do girls like "hair units"...
If you have to ask "do girls like x" they do not like you
kekkenlol
>tekken>leffen
>>541530897booba
HIYA
>arslan when not in evo be like
Let's go
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE LIDIO
>>541535328you rang?
Funny Games 2?
>>541535462>>541535358what are you supposed to do against this bitch?
>lidia was the pocket pick all along
>>541535761kneel and accept what comes out of her ass
>no time left>better not block low hahabased retard
"Lidia is top 3" soon?
>Play Lidia>Mash plus OB stance engagers>Get into stance>Mash RPS bs against the TWT champ>WinThis game is so fucking bad.
>fraud the floor
>arslan one hit away from dying>wipe the floor every single timehonestly just block low when he's at low hp
leemishima finally made this tierwhore retards realize that Lidia is broken?
OSU
SKIBIDI WON
Honest B tier desu
Lidia > Nina > LiliAny other questions???
the game is so dead nobody even cares about challenger or master events anymore
wouldn't have happened if bludd updated the op we all missed Tekkino because the op was not updated
it doesn't deserve to
this is the absolute state of kekken 8 right nowhow are these clowns supreme and godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgGJFoG_IQQ
based 'ma
>>541537413notice how none of these gentlemen are white
ew
>eceleb shitdo better
fuq chu gon do timmy? expose urself again?
>>541535358would you ship these two?
filter image md5 as usual
nobody posted leo though
>>541538319Lee is for his secretary
As of T8 canon he's chasing Nina
Why would anyone want to be with Nina when Anna exists? Like, all the qualities of Nina but not a total bitch
anna won't age well and neither will nina but at least nina won't live long enough to get old
Unlike Anna, Nina lacks in the giant penis department
>wine aut>femme fataleyeah im good
at least anna can't fully see how ugly i am
umm reina bros?
Low..
this atrocity is the sekiro of fighting games
t. filtered
akira hugged me from behind this morning
case in point
akira? the anime?
sekiro is the pocketbike racer of action games
>Asa Akira
new lili
from slopware would make a better fighter than this tbf and lucky for them they get to do it on their 1999 engine since its capped at 60 anyway
>>541540178does she (the cosplayer) really do all the stuff people say she does at CEO every year???
Hags shouldn't cosplay underage characters
men can't become hags
>>541541112didn't ask
Michael 'the count' Bisping DLC
>>541541112Excellent. You've done yourself a great service.
Capcom Won
capcom invented at least 3 separate genres, they won a long time ago
She can still save this game.
DEAHHH
only armor king can save tekken, but he won't
>>541542878Only tits, ass and sex can save T8.
LowTierDiddy Desperate For Tekken King With Victor As He Plugs & Blocks Everyone In Bloop World
>>541542878only if she has a unique intro with eddy where she lusts over him
tekken 8 is gone forever
Just edged to jav for 2 hours. My room stinks.
stop ERPbaiting you faggot
oh brother this guy STINKS
>>541544815that's kinda misogynistic, isn't it?
annas shits STINK
shit stinks in general that's kind of the point
it may stink but that doesnt stop anna
well you die if you don't poop why would she stop doing it
i never said she would stop
would this be a dream come true for you
cheeki breeki
one-track mind
>>541545041i think you meant to say based
>>541546835Nigga dont act like 14 year old you didn't feel something special when she zips her shirt down and whips her hair and was like "Call me Eva"
why are men so hot?
kek
>>541544696The fact that your mind jumped to erp says a lot about you
I think the tekken devs are kinda based. We told them their game was a pile of shit and they called us retards that didn't get their vision and then double downed on everything people hated about the game to prove their point. That's called standing on business in the streets.
>>541548342But that's wrong, they backed down the moment they saw the reception to S2 and admitted they should have listened to the community.
Nice game room!!
>>541542878How did Tekken manage to get Hayami Saori for her.
blud thinks Tekken team hired DDL as VA
I'm so sick of the 2020s
>>541548542>Sega carpetbased beyond comphrension
>>541548518and what did they do to fix s2? a band-aid and said "good bye see you losers in a year make sure to buy or recycled character DLC pass"
>>541548542>MK karpetbased beyond comprehension
>>541547745I was 14 when Metal Gear Survive came out
i wasn't mentally disabled to play kojima slop when younger
>kojima>slop jej
Kojima factually killed videogames
i wanna eat annas shit my friends
you don't enjoy 6 hours of cutscenes and 2 hours of actual game?
mgs5 launched unfinished and it was still better than tekkino 8
BOSS GET DOWN...enemy sniper...
I wish they had brought back Christie instead of Eddie :(
like any mangaka from modern shonen jump, they don't like women
Peace Walker is secretly the best MGS game
the best mgs is ACID
Yep, only Kojima can save Tekken now.
>>541550978not with those shitty bosses.
Paz = PeaceShe also walks = Walker
wo = ??man = hot
If I were Konami I'd split Metal Gear into 2 branches- Hitman-like self-contained levels with tons of subtle storytelling, which will be supported by episodic DLCs, just like Hitman- TPP-esque open world with a lot of merc management aspect that will have live service content rollout and microtransactions (purely cosmetics) and battle passes
>>541552146is mai into rimming?
2k > 4k is a bigger jump than 1080 > 1440p don't get memed
who should be my tekken main?
zafina
this is our Pinkerton, trust the process
it's actually the Metal Machine Music
The difference is Pinkerton is a masterpiece
Holy fuck, does everyone in this game one and done?
>Initial reviews of Pinkerton were mixed.
>5DR = Blue Album>6 = ???>Tag 2 = Pinkerton>7 = Green Album>8 = Ratitude
why is she barefoot
goddamn you half japanese girls
we have a half japanese guy and he want to stick his dick in a machine
that haircut + that chin is so fucking ugly
>>541555845fucking slut
it's the turtleneck
this shit's so fucking bad
vf5 revo? i agree
vf5 has a turtleneck?
you just need to stick a saturn pad on an old fighting commander to get the perfect fg controller, it's fucking crazy no one has done it yet
so... I heard Reina lost in top 8 once again
need me some good Forbidden Memories mods.
looks bogged desu
posted it again award
when's the fell for it again award?
https://x.com/_UMIN__/status/1974853256317923586
Trying to learn Hwoarang but nobody wants to rematch him
and?
and more
THANK YOU
just like honey
two things make a character easy to play in my opinion: broken oki and sticky pressure jun has neither so I'm getting mashed up by micky mouse retard scum, idk if I can get GoD without improving my fundamentals a thousand times over but w/e i'll torture myself again next week
ok but what does that and your kekken picture have to with tekken?
Jun is a hag
>>541561363>>541561687>>541562226>This is the game that is suppose to kill kekkenIt's looking grim goonbros.
Virtual Fighter doesn't have gooners Virtual Fighter doesn't need gooner
im a mouthbreathing retard with average IQ who looks like a caveman but wanted to look like a femboygod deserves to be shat on and raped to death
>im a mouthbreathing retard with average IQ who looks like a caveman but wanted to look like a femboy*a gooner
is it """"god"""" 's fault or yours for wanting to be something u arent
Thank you virtua fighter.
>>541555752so 5dr was the peak of the franchise?
>>541565442same except I'm a high IQ sperg
>>541565442most trannies and femboys that actually look good are literal psychopaths who don't mind destroying their family and stealing/doing sex work/gold digging to acomplish their goals
no wonder jade is so cruel...
5dr aged like milk
trusting the plan made my hair grow back
stay safe kings
can we get a krav maga character
this reminds me how I was desperately hoping the newcomer would be a cute jewish girl from israel
+100 shekels actually +5
first thing i do when i wake up is 10 reps of practicing thankfulnessthen i reaffirm my faith in the planthen i log in to tekgen and call tekken 8 mid
>>541566486No. In fact it has aged exceptionally well and looks T8 look like trash by comparison.
always remember,the jew cries in pain as IT stabs you in the back.
It's "posting old tekken webms" time again?
>>541568015>looks T8*makes T8
>>541568092I don't think modern animators are capable of making animations as fluid and free form as in T4. T8 is just a constant visual whiplash.
what could have been..
why didn't they give us yumia's outfit?
>>541567556i wanted it precisely because it would make people like you, medusa and palestine clowns cry nonstop
kek lil niggy, im not cying. im saying the truth.
what truth
https://youtu.be/PsCpewoF2E4What was the reaction when this dropped
kek then and kek now, for human beings kinoooo for subhumans with 50 IQ
>be fujin>hop on quick match>match two TKs>game start suspiciously lagging every time they would eat anything and lose the game>screen glitches when they block
kikes out
reina might honestly be the most disapointing character ever added to tekken, just a shittier version of old heihachi with a cancer rock paper scissors button and unbelievably retarded heat strings slapped on top to compensate
reinas gimmick is that everything she does is homing
are you retardedher tracking is absolute dogshit
>>541570160i hate reina but she literally has the worst tracking in the gameeven her homing moves are trash outside of heat
this is how we do it
>>541570621>he uses moves that are supposed to be used as punishments>YO WTF THEY CAN BE SIDESTEPPED WTFyou fags either pretend to be retarded or you really don't know how to play the game
>range 0 jab into big move>it gets steppedno wayyyyythis must mean demon paws have 0 tracking and are completely linear too because I could do the same thing with all of themtracken 8 solved
the r word is not allowed in my general
shut up nigger retard
i remembered battlerite was a thing the other day and remembered how fucking hot the deer girl wasdeer girl tekken character when?
>girlnoty
>>541570947that clip is just going through the entire movelistanyway what the fuck do you mean "moves that are supposed to be used as punishments", just because a move is supposed to be a punisher doesn't mean you can't use it for space control, df2 are amazing anti movement buttons if you have +frames retard >>541571119???are you insane? go lab it yourself, only 11 and generic d4 catches swl iirc against male characters at +1, meanwhile characters like shaheen and raven have virtually homing mid pokes and half the roster has low pokes that track both ways
how do i get my girlfriend to cheat
certify her surname is Mishima, Chang or Kazama
>>541568834the new atelier girl mogs yumia i wish we had her slut outfit instead
>>541572816make her play tekken with RU/EU2 settings on a private steam profile
SF 6 only being twice as big as kekken 8 is a miracle since it's ten times as good
who knew 6 was higher than 8, capcom can really break the law of physics
every punch in this corny game sounding like a cannonball being shot is my least favourite part
>>541572657I forgot there evo france. I hope no one gets bombed. Someone is definitely getting their shit stolen by niggerfuges
>pwgf gets ducked>YOOO WTF SEE? THIS CHARACTER IS NOT BROKEN AFTER ALLdownplayers either are absolutely retarded or they seriously just mash buttons and win because the game lets them get away with itI just had a 10 of set with a Reinathe moment you try to move laterally, you fucked up because everything tracks or clips you or literally sucks you inthe guy never punished anything but was the usual>hheehehe i am going to stand still and do my big movethen i spit on him
didnt read
>>541573397post rank and char anyone who complains about stepping like this is guaranteed no fundies scum
>>541573773and region, lets not forget that a god in US is basically a warrior in EU and a god in EU is a warrior in korea
>get clipped trying to step at -9 + range 1.5 + the wrong way>oh my god tracken 8 this game sucks!
that tournament earlier was mad gay and it fucked up my shit posting routine
>>541570621the funniest thing with reina is that I can get hit by some of her moves and then still get out of her follow up I've seen df1,2 miss me so many times after the df1 hits.
>>541572584>f4>punishment toolYeah there was no thinking involved
boke sisters voll says we are broken as shit....
>>541575423tbf that happenfs with a lot of charactersidk why namco can't just make it so that if the first hit connects then the second hit has a giant hitbox so it can't whiff
>>541575601voll is fucking LUCKY that boke is on EU
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwjDAQwj8I
Tekken 7 Jin:>Absolute worst win rate (not anymore in Tekken 8. Still a bad win rate, but not absolute worst: Reina has it)>Highest skill ceiling in Tekken history (still the highest to this day, but now with a significantly lowered skill floor as every elite/advanced Tekken character: Steve, Jin, Lee, Kazuya, all received accessibility tools for streamlined gameplay if need be)>Jin's reactive game is inaccessible by default. This alone gives him the absolute highest skill ceiling in every Tekken since T4 and completely sets him apart from every other character>CH f4 alone made Jin absolutely inaccessible, because you were demanded world-class execution to merely access his keepout power properly & consistently>Sabotaged lateral movement (moves laterally like Marduk, sometimes better in regards to high hitboxes, but often worse, particularly against low-reaching hitbox mids and lows)>Non-okizeme: cannot hit grounded opponents who deliberately chose to stay on the ground: Side Roll Right beats all ground-hitting options>Cannot punish -12 stuff like wakeup kicks: non-range on key small punishers. You had 2,4 for -10, 1+2 for -12 was suicidal because it did not ever reach and the one punisher which could reach, df1,4, was for -13 and beyond
who tf cares about jin
yeah but jin was braindead because you could just spam b1+3 while being attacked according the green ranks in this general
post butt routine
I care only for the best kazama
>>541577387day 1 >low bar barbell squats 3x5>reverse lunges 3x8 >hip abductors 3x15day 2: >weighted pistol squats 3x8 >hip thrusts 3x8>glute kickers 3x10>hip abductors 3x15 yeah ik i'm very lazy and cba to do that much at the gym anymore
HARADA DO SOMETHING HARADA DO SOMETHING HARADA DO SOMETHING
is it normal to feel so bad at a game you start to feel physically ill
Not looking forward to Julia in T8. Just going to be another gorilla mash monster with installs
>World Tour upgrade for VF5 is freeNoice
>>541578506name one tekken game where julia isn't a gorilla mash monster
>>541578849This art is insane. Is it from a manga?
>>541578849all of them
yes, tekken 3 was the only thing close to tekken having cultural relevance
>>541579041Not Tekken Julia
i ate like 8 unblockables and ended up plugging...I've become what i hate the most
>>541579650a woman?
>>541579438thanks captain obvious.
>>541579706your welcome
>>541579691fuck you i love anime women
>>541579340It's insane Harada and Co is still coasting off T3 27 years later.
>>541573018>insteadbro we got neither
>womenbad enough>anime womenYUCK
SHUT UP NIGGA ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!!!!!
IF SHE BREATHES...........
SHE'S A
THOOOOOT
>>541579901giwtwm
why do i feel like playing tekken when i get drunk?
>>541583696cause alcohol makes you stupid.
>>541568015Imagine losing so bad that the AI ki charges you.
>>541583849call me stupid then cos im drinking this gin like water
i need a slutty reina cosplayer gf so bad bros
Finally finished the fucking battle pass, just needed to kill myself 600 times, this is such a shit game
any women here?
yes (no)
can someone explain to me what the appeal of Eddy's design is? Anna, Feng, Fahk, Law, Jin, I can see the appeal of all of these characters, but Eddy is just the most unappealing eyesore abomination I've ever seen, his gameplay looks insanely boring too
>>541586215>can someone explain to me what the appeal of Eddy's design is? you had to be there (1997)
>>541585978meanwhile i'm on level 227 last time I checked lol
>>541586272eddy wasn't in tekken 1 dough?
>>541584981I'd take a slutty Tekken cosplayer
>>541586487tekken 3 is from 1997
i fucking love bushy pussy so much brostekken characters for this feel
>>541586596damn what the fuck i thought it was 2001 for some reasonno wonder I have zero memories of it I wasn't even born then
>>541586646King II
I FUCKING HATE N
>>541586073soon
At least i watched two 3 hour podcasts while killing myself 600 times to finish this goddamn battle passUK has become a fascist state apparently
>>541586968>has become
wtf i've been forcing myself to do this inktober shit and you actually improve a lot drawing daily
>>541586968eh it's a bit more complicated than that, at most you can say the UK is forming its own MAGA cult of personality movement but it's still not really comparable to what's going on in the USA the government is cracking down on free speech even more though which is sad
this game is fucking horrible!
>>541587372Make sure you post tekken related stuff hereplease..
>have zoomers that weren't even born for tekken 3>i still have memories of button mashing as gon against my unclefuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
facism is when you throw everyone who hates mass african immigration in jail
>>541587391>the government is cracking down on free speech even more though which is sadYeah that's what i meant you retard.You mentally ill fag who thinks that borders = fascism
>politics>in my general
>>541588039what part of my post made you think that I'm against borders you fucking illiterate idiot
fuck outta here political fags
>>541588119You retarded fag, "UK has become a fascist state apparently" was obviously referring to the current left wing gov cracking down on free speech and not some frog-looking brit being projected to win the next election
>>541587403Yes but everyone still here has accepted that
holyshit bro said idiot
>>541587606tomorrow's prompt is "pierce" tell me something tekken related and if it turns out nice ill post it
My politics are that Murray should be on trial in the Hague or thrown into Guantanamo Bay without one
>>541588447Jack getting speared like Asuka in NGE
>>541588654This man is a murderer, he kills my mood daily!
>>541588659Fuck I left my name on from my DSP post
angry muslim is sad that his fellow tekgeners don't want him and his 50 cousins to immigrate to europe, sad >>541588332usually it's lefties who are accusing everyone of being a fascist, not centralists or right wingers, maybe if you had said the UK was turning authoritarian, then the retarded message that your tiny lump of shit you call a brain was trying to communicate would've been a little more clear
>>541588820Yeah it's time for everyone else to start calling lefties fascists insteadTake my example, thank me for it, and bow, vermin.
When is Hairy Zoo going to come out again?
>>541589075or maybe people should learn what fascism actually means instead of conflating minor authoritarianism and/or isolationism with the shit mussolini came up with
>>541589384tomorrow
>>541589614Nah
tomorrow in game magazines, now trust the process and okami 2 won't suck
okami 2 is the only reason to stay alive
if a move is -9 bt on block what is the fastest possible punish that works if you disregard any character specific evasion/parries?
>tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbaHJPaqc9wtekken 8 is dead
>>541590775takes 6 frames to turn around so a mid up to 15 frames works I guess, not accounting for armor or parries like you said
>>541590775add 6. -7 backturn is the point where you can't get out of punishes (since not every character has an i12 mid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVbyQkn6GWg
chloe is really fun to play bros when are they adding her to 8
>>541591829when you get laid
How To Use The Word Joint Tekken 8 Guide!
i'll get him laid tonight if he's up for it
>>541591916guess it'll never happen
John Gotti...
>>541589614>uhhhm its ephebophilia and not pedophilliaThis is what you sound like, shut up you little nerd, also not tekken related.
>>541593614Hack and Fraud.
>>541591829S4 if we get there. S3 is probably marduk kuni miguel plus a guest/OC
Tekken 9: A Hideo Kojima GameFeaturing new character Electric Fistman
I doubt that this game will get s4. I'm pretty sure t7 only got that many seasons because of covid
Tekken 9: GenealogiaTagline: The bloodline is a memory. The curse is a code.Written and Directed by Hideo KojimaThe Premise:The world is deceptively quiet. Years have passed since the climatic battle between Jin Kazama and Kazuya Mishima, a conflict that supposedly ended the Devil Gene's lineage. The Mishima Zaibatsu and G Corporation have been dismantled, their remnants absorbed into a new global peacekeeping entity called "AEGIS." For the first time in generations, the world isn't under the thumb of a Mishima.But the silence is a lie.A series of bizarre, hyper-violent incidents begin to plague the globe. Victims speak of attackers with inhuman strength, black wings, and third eyes—but these attackers are not of Mishima blood. They are ordinary people: a dockworker in Marseille, a programmer in Tokyo, a street artist in Rio.The Devil Gene was not destroyed. It was leaked.A clandestine organization, known only as "Ouroboros," has weaponized the Devil Gene not as a biological trait, but as a memetic virus. They have digitized its essence, creating a "Cognitive Hazard" they call the "H-Gene" (Heihachi's Gene). It spreads through specific data frequencies, encrypted subsonics, and even hypnotic visual patterns embedded in global media. It doesn't require a bloodline; it requires a vessel with sufficient rage, despair, or ambition—the very emotions that define the King of Iron Fist Tournament.The new "King of Iron Fist Tournament 9" is announced by an anonymous benefactor. It is a trap. The tournament arenas are actually massive antennas, designed to broadcast the H-Gene at peak intensity, activating it within the world's strongest fighters. Ouroboros isn't seeking a winner; they are seeking a new, perfect host to birth a "post-human" messiah.
tekken 9 should have gran turismo 4 menu style and "men-only" championships
>>541594392t8 has the mtx shop and a lot of unreleased legacy characters to print money from still, I think we're stuck with it until the ps6 comes out
New Characters1. Null (Codename)"A man without a past is just data waiting for a command."Archetype: The Enigmatic Protagonist / AntagonistAppearance: A gaunt man in his late 20s with heterochromia (one blue eye, one gold). He wears a sterile, white tactical suit with fiber-optic cables pulsing faintly beneath the fabric. He has a barcode tattooed on the nape of his neck.Backstory: Null is the first and only "successful" recipient of a direct H-Gene infusion. He was a comatose John Doe found in the ruins of a G-Corp lab, his memory wiped clean. Ouroboros sees him as their "Adam," a blank slate to be imprinted with the pure essence of the Devil. He is their primary agent, sent into the tournament to test the H-Gene's capabilities. However, flashes of a forgotten life—a family, a name, a different purpose—haunt his consciousness like data corruption. He fights to find out who he is, or what he is becoming.Fighting Style: "Digital Glitch Karate." He fights using a corrupted, incomplete mimicry of Mishima-Style Karate that he "downloaded." His movements are precise but unnatural. Mid-combo, his body might pixelate and teleport a short distance, his limbs might flicker with static, or he might project hard-light constructs of Kazuya's devil wings or Jin's horns for single, devastating strikes. His attacks are unstable and unpredictable.Kojima Twist: His special ability is "Data Drain." Upon grabbing an opponent, he can temporarily copy one of their signature moves, but it manifests in a glitched, more dangerous form. His internal monologues are delivered in a distorted, synthesized voice, questioning the nature of identity and memory.
>>541595185fine speech
>>541594535>>541595185chatgpt posts should be bannable.
I liked the Asuka paizuri calculations
>>541595421sorry let me use local tekgen lingo and post high quality like you guysi want anna to fart in my tgirl face because im gay (bryan main btw) btw i'm lili irl and main reina
>>541593190genuinely the dumbest shit i’ve read in the tekken general
>>541594535>>541595185Kill yourself
>>541595646
>>541595185chatbots are trained to speak like a corporate newsletter. get a new prompt or no one is reading these you dumb fuck
>>541595185I've read it, thanks Murray, can't wait
>>541597373Alright anons, get in here. My dad's Roomba works at Bandai Namco and it hoovered up the script for Tekken 9.Hideo "Can't Write A Story Under 40 Hours" Kojima is in charge. Get ready for some pretentious bullshit.>be me>leaking the script for T9: GENEALOGIA (lmao)>Mishima shit is finally over. Jin won, Kazuya is paste.>But wait... the Devil Gene isn't blood anymore.>It's a FUCKING MEME. A wifi virus.>Some glowie group called "Ouroboros" is beaming it into TikToks.>If you're angry enough (aka a fighting game player) you can catch the Devil.>The King of Iron Fist 9 is a giant 5G tower to infect all the fighters.>Story is about "muh genes vs muh memes">So deep.New Characters are literally DeviantArt OCs:NULLMain guy. Looks like a K-Pop star in a scuba suit.Barcode on his neck (so original).His fighting style is "Glitch Karate". He literally lags and teleports mid-combo.Imagine fighting a 2-bar Kaz on purpose.His whole personality is "who am i?????"GRIEFBig sad Russian dude.Wears a mask and has a giant robot arm.Basically Tekken's Winter Soldier.Fights with "Depression Systema".His Rage Art is just him sighing really hard and you take emotional damage.Literally me.MNEMOSYNE (had to google that shit)Final Boss is an AI waifu hologram.Doesn't even fight you.She just breaks the 4th wall and calls you a metaslave scrub."I see you spamming Bryan's snake edge, anon. A slave to your programming."Then the game deletes your save file.Kino or dogshit? Discuss.
men? huge fan
reading all that? i shan’t
this game is deep fried booty
What happened to that dude who always used to post webms of young nakatsu. Back then, you all thought he was the "good one". Heh.
cool alive game
only reason t8 survived so long is thanks to clive
nobody wants to read that shitexcept this guy apparently >>541597373
Homegrown Kazamas
havent played since clive
Tifa in Tekken 8 could fix me.
there is a house in new orleans
Season 3
>>541599671Xiaoyu will never be a part of the family tree
>>541600119Well yeah she's a dirty chinese.
akuma would save tekken
>>541599893no more weapon niggas
>>541599893what an awful design i hope we never see this in game
im into dudes
>>541593190Don’t derail my past convo with your bullshit. Ephebophilia Is not even considered a mental disorder, which makes no sense to me since it’s primary or exclusive sexual attraction to mid-to-late adolescents, typically those aged 15 to 19. And that’s a completely arbitrary age group. But that’s not the point.Sex exists for reproduction and sexual attraction exist to incentivize sex. As long as it’s an attraction to physically mature but not old(non-fertile) member of the opposite sex it’s completely healthy.Everything else is bullshit.Homo - bsPedo - bsLegal - bsAnd if you’re attracted to 17 year olds but not 23 year olds then some somehow you’re even more mentally than all of the aboveIt makes 0 sense
Okay what about this one for season 3
>>541600867we dont need female hwo
imagine fighting asuka but her boobs keep brushing up against you and then you get an embarrassing boner that everyone can see
get the garbage disposal ready
not reading.
>>541600119Serafino tree.
i cant read.
lili mains everyone
Tekken except Asuka's tits grow one cup size every game.
And her penises
>>541601301so...normal tekken?
>>541587372i forgot all about locktober...
>>541601690>i forgot all about locktober...
>>541601428
please dont post indians ever again
This. We only appreciate bengali posts here.
my sister moved back in and her dog won't stop barking
>>541600986>female hwoI can't even think of any other combination that could be as cancer as this
you are a worthless...bitch ass nigga.
>To get Jin's attention Howarang uses devil powers to turn into a woman and has rivalry with Ling over Jin (whole arc is used as comic relief)
as if
IT'S UP!!!https://youtu.be/77zUcvQVeK8
i'll lose my mind
>>541601980They made a patch exclusively to fix this
im sleepy... hehe
>>541605580By increasing the size by like half an inch.
>>541605580That still gets mogged by SF6
>>541577405fuckkkkkkk i need to marry her
wish i had a birlfriend to spoon with...
>>541603638She would love to meet Craig Marduk as shes ovulating
>>541603638Why the bulge
What the fuck is his problem?
BRING BACK LEI
lei is on a honeymoon with his wife, lucky chloe
reina should have had a full grab game
>lucky chloehow many did she...you know?
Lucky Chloe seiyuu voices one of my favorite gacha girls
jej
Dragunov looks like he hasn't smiled a day in his life
>>541611291Retarded from speedkicks.
>>541611291someone here 1v1d me cause he said I was shit and this is what it went like
i'm already tracer
>>541611939ur fucking shit nigga
>>5416126201v1 me nigga
>>541611907Nothing to smile sbout in his life
>>541611907he did a bit of a smug smile in TTT2
>>541612678who you fraudin nigga
take me back bros...
imagine having an actual career and a family of your own at 28, nigga
>muh family nigga it's 2025
>>541613092I can play asuka and special style king
>>541613769he literally complained not having a stable relationship on Twitter before
I have a career but no family. If any cute reina girls are out there and need a sugar daddy we can talk in the tekken lounge ;d
no he didn't
>>541613959nah lil nig ur shit for playing those carried ass champs fuk outta here
I miss lmao posting
7 more days
>>541616619this is skill lil bro
>>541617983What construction project is Jin working on?
>>541617983>character so fraudulent you dont even need to set effects to low to see anythingGrim
I'm glad I switched to anime fighters
>>541619147hopefully he's building the s3 patch from the ground up
Wait capcucks gotta PAY to watch the capcom cup?
>>541617983need to wife this kazama so badly
>>541620047SF in Japan is its own ecosystem at this point, if CAPCOM plays their cards right it'll be like SC in Korea
>>541620117About that...
>>541605920It's noticeable.>>541606508Ugly game
>>541611939lost more games than I should have tbdesu
>>541620313i was talking about jin...
>>541620727About that..
>>541620815T4 is non-canon
>>541620664I mean...you still beat my ass so...
we're watching thishttps://www.twitch.tv/starrfazedx
>tattooew
we will never get another moment as great as kl92bs
don't cry because it endedsmile because it happened
https://youtu.be/07FdDRbdurgWe didn't know how good we had it
I think we did
what if season 3 fixes the game? when is it scheduled to drop?
it won't
season 3 will be played on tekken 7. be there
nothing can fix this game
the craziest thing you could do in this game is use analog sticks for movement
yeah haha can you imagine (I do that)
how long does it take to master a character on tekken 8 having no 3D fighter background?
Depends on how hard the character is
define master a character
Spend 5 minutes playing asuka and you'll be as good as GoD1
im transforming
armor king next week and not even a little bit of hype from you guyscome on bros lets get a little spicy in here, its ARMOR KING!!!
armor nigger
armor josie
reddit king
>>541599418i was saying the exact opposite
>>541626264master = capable of staying close to the highest elo badges
I have no idea what the fuck im doing and im a tekken king so probably not super hard. A few months
Is there a mod that reduces screen shake and particle effects?
yes, google tekken 5 dark ressurection
>>541627295If by "highest elo badges" you mean God of Destruction 1/2+, which is currently where all the top players are, pretty long. If you are content with just God of Destruction or Tekken King~Tekken God Prime, shouldn't really take you that long at all, anybody can mash their way to those ranks.
probably only a couple hundred hours, if that. there are some actual braindead retards at tekken god prime
tekken god prime blud is playing the wrong game oh my days
>>541628351It just makes me sad
unreal engine is all a huge .txt file, I'm sure someone can find where screen shake is and change '1' to '0'
parkinsons 8
>>541626024Mastering a character has very little meaning, if you're good enough with one you'll be nearly as good with another after a few weeks of dedicated practice. If you only try to learn every single thing your character can do, you'll look like an idiot until you figure out how to win against other characters.
>>541629445not really
stop homogenizing characters, bring back character loyalty.
sexsex with miao
Help me out please lads>>>/v/722558498
Why couldn't you just ask here
>>541629890If you can staple 3 electrics but lose to law junkyard and d23 I spit on you
>>541631881Move with dashes and be aware that you can cancel any movement into block instantly
https://x.com/joebuddentk/status/1974688170852987082
anna is my shitting pants
fan men? huge
>>541633797>16 minutesshan't
>>541631881play literally anything else
>>541636087I'm onto you with your moody "don't play this game" posts every thread. You also campaign for shitty VF. And now that I say that you want a "but nobody brought up vf you schizo tekken fanboy" reply. Post somewhere else drone
that's my secret, cap...i'm always thankful
>>541636587Thank you Virtua Fighter.
does victor really need the 5 second special needs counterhit animation so his players can pick up the combo
hey at least he won't get a combo if db4 trades since it won't play the animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qapmeLBO5o4i really want to get drunk
>>541636598she's kinda unfunny bros...
>>541637141Their only good song is One Armed Scissor
>>541637192TMV was their best project and they recently came back to rape its corpse...
lilypichu...
>>541638129I haven't heard that name in like 15 years, when I was in high school and played League it was all about lilypichu
>>541638174phiddy...
>>541638270for me it was keyori
looneylili<3
>>541638129>>541638174does she stil pretend that is her natural voice
who, who, who, who, and who
>>541638408
harada would never
asian bitch whole job description could be summarised as having a high pitched voice and talking just like in my japanese cartoonsthanks to this she probably has an income similar to a high level google engineer because weebs exist
>>541638483H N M all voted for her
nobody to watch on twitch cause joe budden is watching dee all the way g
anyone have the kelly milkies nudes?
>45 minutes
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/b0wJBQxhthg?si=QB2noXp9t_dBjDw0
tekken is so dead
you think this is dead? you aint seen nothing yet once people get bored of armor kang in a week or two then it's gonna be dead for real with months until mary zoo and information about future updates
these threads would be flourishing if we all posted in the ltg threads
No matter which thread you post in he spams the same 5 or 6 screenshots
bagoosh
there's nothing to discuss game has been the same garbage for like half a year now. evo france will just show more armor king garbage, then ak releases, we'll get a player bump and then back to no info no changes. s3 will probably be make or break, and i don't expect they'll make any actually big changes, this game is doomed
i hope they double down and give everyone a guard break and armoured counter hit launchers
who has an armored ch launchers
I meant to say armour breaking, i.e. fahk
https://www.twitch.tv/lowtiergod/clip/FurryShyStorkKappaPride-pg4ys5brrejbmqQyTekken for this feel?
armour shouldn't exist so fahk having that is based actually
being a 2 meter tall muscled nigga and then having sissy fantasies about being used by men must be so insane on the brain no wonder ltg is fucking tweaking 247
This thread look like it beaming wit activitiy foe me because im fucking uhhhh im not on ma computer as much recently woah XD
>>541644476nah, thread goes to the gutter whenever i have to go to work, you're not special lingkun
>>541644671>you're not special lingkunyes he is, shut the fuck up
>>541644716nah, you're not lingkun
>>541644671i mean the illushawn where every time you enter theres hundreds of posts cause you dont see the thread as often
>>541644104>>541644225yo... thats gay
no intro whyyy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaW0D2BsrIYcouldn't find the song I wanted in my old playlists but this one goes pretty hard and its /tekgen/ coded
>>541645459ah sorry babe, i misunderstood *chuuu*
What are the implications of this on tekken?
sega will fix it all
thank you virtua fighter
AND MORE
>>541645797This reminds me that Jin/Jun vs Asuka doesn't even have an intro. Even funnier when Lili has one with Jin in her character episode
THIS DUU JUST FISHING FOR THE LAUNCHER
>>541647651you never punish it, dale. why wouldn't he?
Is he still doing jab jab jab tornado into shitty wall combo with Feng?
>Print Pushing>Edge of blurif you don't know what these terms mean you don't deserve to have hair
bllud really said "his has been going on for too long to just be a shitposting gimmick" to a /vg/ poster
>>541648898my fuarking producer
guess which one of the two plays tekken 8 and which one plays sf6
Sega Won
I think I never saw these "skirt and shorts" before tekken custom outfits and now I see them everywhere.
>i never noticed how mentally challenged people dressed before i became mentally challenged myselfpraise tekken 8
>>541648898w2c the anal idol shirt?
cybergoth dance party-core
i need lady geist to smother me bros
IL MIO POTERE
thanks for killing the Tekken franchise Italy
Di niente ragazzo forza Inter
thanks for rescuing the Tekken franchise Slovenia
the "Claudio killed Tekken" schizo was right all along
you guys laugh at Claudio for being a bit fruity but id also act fruity if it got me cumming inside Zafina
amateur compared to the king high test twinks, Ash Crimson
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/l7iSoXDanKThis is the avg level of play of tekken 8 haters
Tekken needs open mic like mk.Imagine the amount of seethe
Harada said "we'll look into it" not even a month ago, but then realized everyone would notice their online bots
>THAT'S RIGHT GET NO SCOPEDDDDDDDDwhy doesn't nina say this everytime she shoots her guns?
I'm genuinely sad that tekken is this dead nowwe're literally at mid-boycott levels of dead even after all of the patches
>>541653280dale would never touch tekken again
>>541653671what exactly makes you sad about it?
Steam sale ending soon. Should I get GGS? For every good match I play on kekken I experience three utterly cancerous ones. In tired
mainman is 40 today!happy birthday mainman!
you wouldn't do well in GGS
>>541654478Why not :(
>>541654798I can't say :(Some things come from within
tekken players are used to playing bad games so they don't do well on good games obviously
>>541653671When Armor King relaeases, everything will be all right
>>541654920So it IS a good game I'll just be bad it? Gotcha
>>541655237not sure what game you are talking about though, you just asked if you should get Good Games so whatever you think is a good game is what you should get
>>541655185uh... mr ludwig.. armor king..
>>541655329Knee slapper.But I dunno man, it's always daunting learning new mechanics in FGs from scratch. I played a bit of GBVSR but that had its fair share of bullshit too
i'm gay
>>541655861from what I've heard strive is just everything people hate about T8 but in 2Dbut then again there's not a single fighting game out currently that isn't hated by its players so idkmaybe it's time to try other genres
everyone hates their game in other genres too, stop being a retard cattle
i've never seen furry hitler players hate on their game
i don't hate on deadlock
https://www.gog.com/en/game/crysis_remastered_trilogy
>>541656057Well shit...I'd rather have something cool to look at if it's gonna be rage inducing
what if Lidia was japanese
still a tranny
member
fishnet so poorly done it looks like a tattoo
fish sticks?
>>541656698What's with the glove?
>>541657552for handjob
I got banned from a russian's streamer twitch because I said "leave ukraine alone"
>>541656698what if i get to cook dinner for lidia and she lets me cum inside every day haha
>FightingGM and Forsen fuse>instead of saying joint he says yoint
>>541653671which patches? they haven't patched shit and they won't patch shit until december at the earliest
ive made the strangest image to date, it's so prohibited that even posting this is prohibited since im referencing it in some way
i demand you post it now
>Capcom gave Monster Hunter Wilds a cool raid boss from Final Fantasy 14, but its recent Steam reviews have tanked since the update over new apparent performance and driver issuesCapcom Won
>>541656698She would do javs
people that play cookie clicker rpgs, mh, rollslop and roguelites don't have human rightss
I would agree if this take came from someone who didn't play T8
last tekken game i played was tag 1
>>541659204H, hire this guy.
>>541659204didn't ask
>futa without ballswhat is the point
youtube isn't loading for me bros it's over
Is there some secret Reina tech that makes her easier to play or is 90% of her move list just noob traps for aspiring Reina mains
>>541659204show me one
>>541661845
>>541661760No. Even Yagami switches away from her now.
>>541617983>asuka, leroy, lee, lili, jin, clive, hwoarang and more can all parry while getting hit and get a combo>on top of having busted kits>but yoshi flash is broken despite being a lesser version of those parriesinsane how no one is playing yoshimitsu anymore
>>541662154yoshi can launch with flash on block. Granted not all moves ,but there are a few
>>541662130Yagami is an AGP freak
yagami is a cute Japanese office lady
wtf does agp mean?
>>541662757they get excited from men getting horny over them, while they're pretending to be a girl
AGility Power, a stat in Tekken Revolution Season 3 only
>>541662371>yoshi can launch a couple moves on block with flash while in no sword stance or heat or at the wall, which are highly conditional states>while also limiting his move set and punishment and range because of nss>regular flash just gives him a b1,1>eats a combo if he doesn't time a flash correctly>meanwhile every other character gets full combos on a parried jabi really don't want to downplay but yoshi might be the most balanced with some actual weaknesses in this game
>>541663309>yoshi might be the most balanced with some actual weaknesses in this game
W ragebait 67
>>541662650>Reina is so bad that even AGPs are dropping her nowgrim
This is heavy, doc.
>>541663309Yoshi can launch almost all of Reinas moves except electric. Even the electric war godkick can be launched.
>>541664635yagami looks like that irl actually
we need gorgeous kwhores playing tekken, don't say naria, she's a cutie but not what i mean
I really don't want to argue any of you.Look, s1 yoshi, you'd be right, s2 yoshi is completely manageable and outclassed by everyone else, since everyone now knows the match up and you have to get creative and play the game and actually risk getting fucked, to pull a win.Yeah yeah, you can't spam flowcharts like a brain dead monkey and got flashed too many times because you keep playing on auto pilot since this pachinko simulator conditioned you to play like an absolute brain fried zoomer, but you'd also argue Anna isn't a complete fuck up because you either jerk off to her porn or want to be her.
>>541665317i read that as i need nigga and thought you were the ltg fag
>>541662757Autogynephilia
Buzama
nice general
sometimes i just listen t7 ost and imagine it's 2016 or 2017...
>sometimes i act like a womanwe know
sometimes i listen to the beach boys and cry
what i can't cry in my shower now fuck you
fuck me in your shower...
not without me you can't
come in then...
i don't have a shower and probably wouldn't use one anyway
>>541668752THANK YOU
>>541666398Why does bamco abandon their most popular female character. Everyone and their mother played Reina in S1, yet she gets zero (零) attention from the devs.
>>541669240never heard of her.
>ling
Why does she have white hair she black
it looks good
all the nonsensical posts here and mine is the one that gets deleted?
>>541669652i got banned for 3 days for posting leo with yogurt on his face
>>541669863that's because you didn't ASK ME if you could post my husband like that
>>541669863shame it wasn't permanent
https://files.catbox.moe/thwma9.mp4
where cock
>>541669923>>541669947ironically the pic with leo's BARE PLUMPY ASS stayed up
>>541669863If it makes you feel better I got a 3 day ban for posting a screenshot of the event dialogue of a gacha...on that gachas general
>>541670103that's because I SAID it could
>>541669863Lies. There's no such thing as Leo porn. I know since i looked everywhere.
There would be if you paid for it, but you don't.
cock where
>>541669240Reina was just a FOTM waifu like most female characters released in the past decade and a half. The only ones who still care about her are a cosplayer or two making money off retards.
I think Cleopatra would be a good addition to Tekken as there are no Egyptian women in the roster currently
i HATE writing emails
At the end of a 60 second round the stage should explode incinerating both players into oblivion
wouldnt it have made more sense to fight on the eiffel tower?
if you think about it, rage arts are copies of limit breaks
emails? huge fan
>>541673163Please don't post shitty games here.
im not gay im not gay im not gay IM NOT GAY
>>541672903way too much effort for bamco
Can't fathom just how hard 2XKO failed. Should've hired Jap devs instead. Americans are incompetent, fat and stupid.
>>541593190>these are the sorts of players that T8 has brought to the franchisegrim
so anyway what are you guys talking about>>541673718tencent is a chinese company
2cucksko is gay
>>541673718>Americans are incompetent, fat and stupid.You said american 4 times.
>>541673901They hired Amerifats to develop it
came home early from work to get mashed out by micky mouse scum in tekkino 8 again award
>>541673718Japanese developed CotW which is categorically the biggest fighting game flop in history
>>541673718how do you even pronounce that game, Tiko?
they demolished this game budget already
>>541674242This game is so fucking embarrassing.
Reminder that VF6 is saving us
just googled armor king, is that like a skin for king or something
>vf6>sf6>bf6I'm noticing a pattern...
>>541673901>durr the last of us was made by japs cause sony is japaneseDumbfuck.
I boughted Death's Door in the final 20 minutes of the sale. I must consoom
f6.... what are they trying to tell us?
>>541674963Americans are inferior people.
>>541674223Because of poor marketing, the game itself was well-received.
yagami after he picks xiaoyu
hmmmmmm... i don't really care about this stuff>>541675512hold on now
will that really happen to me if I select Ling in character select?
>>541674963i wonder why they named the game two thousand knock outs
I assume all waifu players are men and all hubando players are women
average tekgenner in the wildhttps://x.com/SceneinCinema/status/1975083532440739866
crazy how chinese men make better women than real women
Do japs real call their bride "husbando"
give up already ltgfag
now that Japan has a real prime minister, Tekken might be salvaged
i still cant believe hideo did that
armor king should be president of japan
fan men huge?
why did harada retcon asuka being jin's cousin
finna one trick thresh to masterdragu main btw
Jun really went from "kazyua is bad im gonna whack him senseless" to "kazuya is bad im gonna plap him senseless"
is dragu's face based on mads mikkelsen?
>>541677478It was an immaculate conception.
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/o1vua2Wl5Aw?si=C13BZL2d4-zHjItK
masturbated to zmsfm's stuff again...
New thread:>>541678024
>I HATE REINA SHE'S JUST 5050>Kazuya? Now that is some honest, fundamentals based tekken
>>541678051
>>541678085who are you quoting
>>541677593no but cliff anger is
>>541678097I hope something awful happens to you today :)
just got mashed out by a retarded micky mouse hwoarang spamming df2 into df2 because I'm too new to jun to automatically do ff2f or db3 every time my opponent is -9
>>541674728THANK YOU
