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gg dog, as i expected anything less than 40% damage negation does nothing at d5
>>541549205You keep bringing variations of this up but have you ever once tried stacking more than 1 damage negation? It sounds like you pick up 1 thing then ignore them for the rest of the round.
>Tranny OP picIt's over.
>that one time shiftytroon got anally raped by big dog cock
>Miyazaki>No confirmed wife>Puts femboys in everygame>puts femboys as godlike beings in every game>every game has a femboy thats either the god that will save everyone, or some soft of evil manipulator god>has two kids but makes no mention of a wife>talks about the joy of being a father but NEVER a husbandHes the most obviously gay man with adopted children ive ever seen
>>541549303what ? bringing what up? I always take as much negation as i can
/ourstreamer/ (forma de dude) did runs with /ourstreamer/ (forma de femoid) and you didn't tell me? Where's the erg commentary?
>>541549557You've made 2 posts about damage negation at D5, therefore, you talk about all the time. God anon, you're always talking about damage negation at D5.
>>541549364shittycuck xisters....we're losing the narrative....
>>541549303You guys are finding negation?
>>541549450He has a son.
>>541549859All the time, it feels like the various damage negate on action passives show up ALOT in depths. You can easily have 2 successive attacks, a charged strong attack, and full hp passives going on with on brand weapons like every round. If you go terminator mode on every red you see regardless of how weak or strong it is you are going to be flush for passive options.
Remember to keep your Wylder safe and warm, he needs love too!
>>541550076It's inconsistent, sometimes i get 3 of each and sometimes literally nothing. Killing as many red mobs as possible helps but not always
>ignore all content on the map for invaders and rises>finish games at level 13 consistently>run 0 defensive relics>"WAAAAH IT'S NOT FAIR YOU NEED PURPLE NEGATION OR EVERYTHING KILLS YOU"fuck you shifty
>>541550551Variance is of course a thing but you get enough to stack that negate high. The real issue is people get the negates but then don't spam the moves needed to trigger them reliably. Or they power game and take something else in a boss orb instead of the negate option. I've gone too deep on negation to stay alive and never picked up a good offensive weapon and still lost. The balancing game is part of the fun.
>fuck ... shiftyget in line bud
>>541550601>finish games at level 13 consistently>consistently you'd be lucky to get to level 11 with that fag on your team
>>541550012the elden ring dlc is entirely a gay romance story with radahn and miquellaagain, hes never mentioned a wife but mentioned kids (adopted)hes a faggot
>>541550819i am so fucking SICK of you faggot ass tranny chasers shitting up our threadsshut the fuck up for once and behave like a normal human being
all you need is a blue full hp mitigation and everything but the big anime moves is survivable
>>541550992I've only ever seen this weird take replicated in the LoTR movie fandom where fags can't into Frodo and Sam. Its really weird to see it happen in Elden Ring too.
gg d5 ES dogs
>>541551248gg
>>541551213Consort Radahn...hm...whats consort mean again...wait.. every other consort is a romantic relationship.. hmmmmmm
>>541551373ohhhhh its an esl issue. That makes the tonal disconnect in how you saw the dlc make a little more sense.
>>541551213He literally wants to, and does marry Radahn, wtf are you talking about
Me and who else
>>541551510Consortium with someone is different from being their consort, if anything it's more ESL to not understand that one word can mean two different things in different contexts
>>541549324nothing trans about the OP doe
>>541551642Marika and Godfrey, Radagon and Rennala, every time 'Consort' is used for empyreans it means a romantic, sexual relationship with kids and offspring includedTell me where consort is ever used in Elden Ring to NOT mean romantic relationship.again, this is from the man who has never admitted to having a female partner, hes a giga faggot
>>541551585>>541551642If you explore more you'll meet a guy named Ymir, he'll give you some dialog about how Miquella is following in the path of his mother because that is the life he was brought up in, but he's broken as a person. Mohg was doing something similar with Miquella, because he didn't know of any other system to try. Its a theme in the game going on with a lot of the characters that gets eventually consolidated as an idea with that Ymir guy and what he says.
>>541551849Yeah I know I'm agreeing with you
>>541551906That has nothing to do with the meaning of consort
>>541551849Every time the children of Marika use it. Even Ranni uses it to mean the player is her champion battler instead of romance unless you do all of her quest autistically. Every instance of it from the next generation is using it to mean "person to fight in my stead." >>541552002Have you played the game to see how it is used though?
>>541552163You get married to Ranni to become her consort, thats like the worst example you could've usedIts also noteworthy that Miquella went out of his way to make Radahn his consort even reviving his gay love to make it happen. He literally had his champion warrior sister waiting he could've made his consort but instead he wanted his big hulking zaddy to be his consort instead>in their childhood, Miquella saw in Radahn a lord. His strength, and his kindness, that stood in stark contrast with their afflicted selves.>And so Miquella made his heartfelt wish. That Radahn would one day be his king consort.GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>541552163Yes, have you??
>>541549450Like most nips, he's a pedo and needs to be exterminated.
>>541552686>sister his consortWe wrap back around to this being an esl issue.
>>541552890So he cant consort his sister because thats incest but he can consort a man and thats not faggotry?So you admit that consortium IS romantic? Glad we agree faggot
>>541553017Neither applies because there's no sexual element with Miquella anon. You keep trying to linking it back to a sexual variant of some kind when there isn't any kind. That is why I think you are esl.
>>541553124Consort means marriage... thats the romantic element. And every other time consort is used its to show a romantic relationship...you are coping so hard i mean its okay, hes a faggot and he makes good games who cares, but lets not twist words around on their head to pretend its not what it is
>>541553189If you say so anon.
>>541553124He's not ESL.Consort is well established to be sexual/romantic in Elden Ring when in the context of godhood
>>541549450The closest we got to a knight/princess thing was DS3 but that was extremely half assed. I want them to be exterminated at this point since bugs are incapable of straight love unless it's Zelda.
dist should give up on guardian it's not viable for climbing
>>541553265For Marika and Horah yeah, but not anywhere else. Its pretty established in the game that no one got the love between Marika and Horah being the original reason they paired up. Marika's kids don't even know him as Horah they knew their father/step father as Godfrey. They never got to see how it should form to join in unity, they saw how it was used in a contract when they were young. >Marika changes Horah into Godfrey>Marika marries a simulacra of herselfThe original love aspect of the warrior joining the ruler was washed out by Marika over time and her next generation saw the end result only. Thinking critically about the game is easy if you put your fetishes away. Not everyone is capable of seeing things outside of their fetishistic brains so you can't fault them for the way their brain misfires.
>>541553636Oh you're trolling, that makes sense
>>541549364Something both xhe and troon merchant have in common!
>>541553636>For Marika and Horah yeah, but not anywhere elseNo. Lol>>541553712Must be
>>541553712Not trolling. Trolling would be doing something like citing the Golden Order and saying they couldn't keep order so their name obviously doesn't mean that.It would make no sense and be generally underhanded. My example is genuine, aside from the snark at the very end. Again, Ymir openly tells you that Marika lived a fucked life and it fucked her up so her kids are fucked up too. Behind it all is a fucked up god so you can't entirely blame them on being fucked up. Its an argument of qualia.
>>541553907Stop. This isn't even funny.
>>541553431he spent the entirety of that fight standing in gnoster poisonno class fixes that
>>541553907You already overplayed your hand, but you did have me going and getting frustrated
Gg D5 Horse, Nameless King is officially harder than Fulghor at higher Depths.
Smoooth d5 horse guys, good job u freaks!!!
bg horse, stop being selfish
>Tfw you realize Heolstor is the Tarnished from Elden Ring
>>541554076>>541554050I had 40% negation at full hp and 32% from successive attacks and still got one shot by nameless
GG my wife's boyfriend D5
GG starting camp, that went really smooth.
>>541554076GG too easy
>tfw melina is actually a daughter of chaos
gg erg BBC orgy, that was really smooth.
gg COCK
>wanted to play faith Duchess in Depths>then rolled a relic with improved sorceries and dormant power stavesChange of plans.
damnnn got it from horse
Is Melina the daughter of godskin noble?
>>541553997>skipped negation at full hp for holy negationhe's ngmi
>>541554932mommy wetnurse
>>541554932No she and Messmer are children of the GEQ [a big white snake with black flame power] +Marika
What does crucible knight ordovis think of margits rule of blocking the entrances of the houses in the capital with wax?
>>541555091Why doesn't the sunflower have a golden order form?A form that says "tree avatar of the golden order"
>>541555289Erdtree Avatar is that.
How does messmer pay his soldiers?Do miguella knights work for free?
>>541555289Its from a different era predating the golden order.
sorry that was my mistake I thought I could greed my ult and res a 1 bar normally then ult and res the 3 bar but I got rammed into. you played great wylder
Ill take responsibility on that one, gang. I suck at Heolstor so I figured turtling would be my best bet not knowing he can just hit you then come from behind when you are still in block-flinch.
It is what it is, Heolstor.Why is camera so ass. After rezzing I know boss is right behind me so I am trying my best to rotate camera while sprinting away but it takes 30 years to rotate and I get hit by most telegraphed shit because I CAN'T SEE.
>>541554076Architect anon <3
>>541555525>>541555535>>541555558>losing to heolstersteamies? for the blocklist
>>541555535Yeah I suck at Heolstor too, it is what it is
>>541555457And they do it for FREE(Messmer's soldiers are probably paid in loot, Miquella's soldiers probably do it for free)
>>541555601I spend 150 bucks a month on Ozempic to get my wife to lose weight. And then you people push the disease that is obesity.
>>541555650Stfu it was Everdark Heolstor
>>54155565076561199522611307
dist is actually painful to watch
>>541555601https://youtu.be/lyhTkYmTmRQ
>>541555901Guardian is pretty painful to watch yeah. Not to mention his constant whining
>>541555768lmfao enjoy the blindness and mood disorders. Semaglutide is dangerous and evil and should o ly be used for the morbidly obese as a form of risk reduction.
>>541555946He's playing rev, bought an upgrade stone for his white claws at a vendor when he already has purple claws, kept some worthless tear flasks instead of stocking up on star shards
In Lies of P, I have done nothing but spam fully charged R2s with some sort of glaive/greatsword that launches me a fuckhuge distance forward.Is this the ER equivalent of powerstanced colossal jump L1 spam?
>>541556225The starterbone from Wo Long collab or the one from bishop boss? The latter is even better with critical attack buffs (crit is extra dmg that happens on occasion in LoP, not riposte)
>>541556669I think its called booster glaive handle, I put some giant wrench head on it and it rapes everything in 1-2 charged heavies
gg adel. that 3rd poison takes forever to proc
gg demihuman pack, hard fought victory.
gg lordsworn captain
GG bird landing, super clean.
GG church rats, that was close but we got em
>>541557616Me with anons here
GG yys giving birth to a black baby, that went really smooth.
I felt like I did 0 dps that entire run despite the rings of light spam, picked basically everything expecting it to be ED so was kinda stumped running around with the colossal on normal augur and I havent played in like 4 days and not Wylder for like 2 weeksgg d5 augustur
>>541557616duch is a gooner and a pervert
>>541558278Revenant bottoms for Wylder and tops Duchess
gg level 15 wandering nobles, that was really close. we couldn't have done it without our marais sword.
>>541554192What?
confirmed /erg/ d5 relic cheaters?
>>541558320pajeet post
>>541558278My mom looks like that
Gg Depth 0 Starter Fort, it was a close one.
lmfao good thing it wasn't ED augur, good job recluse, nice coctails! always cool to see someone using them
I thought that was ED for sure by how quick he was dying.Cragblade really strong against Augur I guess.
>>541558179gg you were great
gg soldier of godrickwe avenged terr
>>541559006ED augur is just called "Augur" sillynormal's called maris
>>541554050>>541554192>>541554269>>541554341>>541554534>>541554590>>541556949>>541557442>>541557443>>541557443Can you confirm which of these actually happened? I feel like some of them are fake
>>541558278Trvth>>541558320Everyone bottoms for Wylder cus his dick is the biggest
>>541558994Do you look like this?
>>541559301none of this happened it's just the same person samefagging
>>541559251
GG Fulghor. I wish in every match I got Blackflame blade and 3 passives that increased it's duration. It was funny when you got blocked by my corpse in invader camp duchess
Daddy put on ur gosh darn gaol relic, ur gonna be a meta slave and your gonna like it! I had 5 stacks
>>541559685don't remind me... i was trying to dodge away but i was literally stuck and there was nothing i can do to survive haha, gg anon that was fun.
GG gobbling futa revenant's thick cumshots!
>5 evergaol clears>4 invader kills>still lose
>>541559301that's just grumpy-chan. He's a grumpy guy. Calls people trannies a lot, doesn't like when people say "gg", gets upset easily. Spends a lot of time here.
>>541560395names? for my birthday party next week
Will you pick him up?
>>541559732fine but my evergoal relic on wylder needs improvement
>>541560679with all my heart, yes. messmer deserves only the most tender of loving after what he had to go through.
>>541560679He's dead
>that's just grumpy-chan. He's a grumpy guy. Calls people trannies a lot, doesn't like when people say "gg", gets upset easily. Spends a lot of time here.
>>541560720I'd just use the shop gaol relic ngl, more keys at the start help snowball a lot
>>541560908you're so cute when you're grouchy
>>541560908Who is this semen demon? Not the character on the shirt.
Odds - More NightreignEven - Read a book0 - Sleep
>>541561115Its my boyfriend back the fuck off????
Question, if I've been of this game since everdark caligo, anything I should know? Meta changes, deep of night stuff? I main rev.And if I'm at level 1 for deep of night, should I even try to queue with erg, or should I just grind on public lobbies?
>>541561246lmao keep dreaming retardonly some jeet muslim could date you
>>541561073zip it you obese gay pedophile you're dogshit at the game
>>541561412
Fuck Albinaurics,All my nightfarers hate albinaurics.
>didnt ping the bhfname, troon?
>>541562078Bhf?
gg adel, if I'm a little late getting to the blue jump pads the aoe dot ticks me down and activates all the negative statuses from my relics and I'm cooked lmao
>>541561376only thing you kinda need to know for depths is to not play rev unless your name is y*y*s* which, of course, it isn't
>Dist has been crying about a Duchess's moderately good relics for the last 50 minutesHow does this fucker have more than 10 viewers
>>541561609why are the women handicapped k9 lovers while the men are white frogs i dont get the lore
>>541563685They're artifical creations. The first version was the human looking type but their bodies break down quickly with their legs going first which is why all the archers can't walk.The 2nd generation was made into those weird frogs and are basically a slave race.
Is it okay if I play Ironeye tonight instead of the character I usually play?
>>541563549fat redditor autist who's into asians and pays one to say words on his stream every other day so you can imagine the self inserts gravitatin towards it + youtube asmongold audience retards who stuck around from watching "le speedruns" back in the day when he was 3 seconds faster than the people who actually came up with the routes / skips
>>541563902Sure
>>541563549Anon I think he's a whiny fuck too but those are not "moderately good" those are full cheat relics
>>541563902if you keep close to 100% mark uptime and dont ever 2 bar or above, yes.you're also on status duty, faggot>captcha: GAG0T
>jellyfish piece of shit spawns right in front of me>AS THE FUCKING RAIN IS INSIDE ITS STUPID FUCKING BUBBLE>which means it just leaves at 20% health and ruins the fucking runpeople at from ought to be ashamed of this shit game
>>541564012Thank you>>541564072I'll try toHNRDN
What's a good como for duos to pair with an ironeye? I've been doing raider and wylder and it works but I wonder if other shit is betterduo depths is brutal btw. Have yet to beat ED dogs at D4
>>541563549I've watched Distortion2 for years. I have no idea what his chat / community is like since I never have the chat window actually open, but from my knowledge of his streams he does have a tendency to whine. Generally it's justified albeit irritating to listen to.
>>541564802Duchess is best for that>most of her best spells are great at mark popping>can restage the mark pop and ult >ironeye benefits massively from finaleOnly downside is you both want good dex weps so there's less to share there.
>>541564802I agree with >>541565105revives go faster in duo too so her ult isn't as sketchy for a 3bar revive as it is in trios
>>541565105I've been meaning to try but I was kinda scared of being less tanky, can duchess take a hit if she has mitigation wep passives? I'm not good enough to literally never get hit
>>541559732>>541560192>>541560908awful posts
>>541565325If you're dormant building properly sure. >always take +hp/physneg/affneg always Then you'll probably be okay. Remember her frames stack so double dodges are so insanely safe that you really can try to not get hit ever. But yeah just get negative on charge attack and hit em with quicky dagger R2s. Successive is strong on her too.
>early day 1 Maris sword>keeping it for himself on an guard counter guardian buildholy retarded
shit wylder
>>541565698Yeah I already have a decent setup of defensive relics for raider/wylder I can probably get something going on her too. I even have a stave-find relic I'm gonna be trying. Thanks
>>541565707Whoever gets marais/grafted gets to keep it for themselves.
>>541565325All a squishy needs is the ED Maris relic. Negation drops will cover the rest.
DAWGshit duchess
>>541566010Im not talking about relics. Im talking about dormant orb passives.
>>541560409>>541561073>>541561553It’s so cute when you tease him like that <333
I really like great spear discovery on Wylder. Just getting higher odds on Vyke's for Libra is already a tremendous positive in my opinion. Siluria's Tree is pretty cool too (but don't actually bring it to ED, skill harmlessly goes through clones for no reason, bugged piece of shit, though maybe it's just me). Grapple into running heavy also tears through many trash mobs.What I really want is at least one thrusting sword relic, I dunno, never used them much in previous games, but tried them here and moveset just feels solid.What other dormant passives people like running here, besides fists I guess?
>>541563685You might be retarded.>>541564337Truth.
>>541566314powerstance great spears were meta back in base ER and they're still pretty good here (the loss of crouch L1 hurts a bit though)I don't have dormant great spears, but I'll still powerstance them any time the opportunity shows up
>>541566481I didn't know about, I got ER after Nightreign and stopped after killing Morgott for now. Thanks for the tip, I'll try it out next time.
shitty revenant, shiftyduck would've done better
>>541563902is this zorbanif you down im not picking you up
>>541561609you Ironeye would have destroyed you anyway + get fucked
>>541564070Proof?
>>541565105Errmm Wyldebros? Ironchvds are stealing our sisterwives!
>>541567292i miss carrying extremist
>>541567292Didn't Extremist quit?
>>541567528You mean carried by*
>>541562924You know, after one run of getting 1-tapped with full hp with hp buffs, you might be right.That said, what relics should I be running on rev
i want to revive a rev right in front of her 3bared duo
that adel bullying was fun.
>>541563685The men are those old crawling dudes that you can find in Albinauric Village, another version found in Volcano Manor and Leyndell has that black dumpling or whatever hatThe frog dudes are second generation albinaurics
>>541567603Qrd?
>>541568942Just revtroon things kek.
>>541566921No
>>541569516>>541568942Leave her alone.
>>541569690>herthat is a man
wheres my 3bar? post me 3baring now
>>541568942>>541569516you sure do love posting the same two screenies of me over and over againwhen are you getting new material?
Not enough Recluse art has her with the titty mole.
>>541570356I prefer when she's really abyssinian, like full ethiop black
>>541569986>troon having a meltykek
>>541570356
>+200>+200>-400>+200>-200>+200>-200>+200>+200>-400i give up
>>541570585>>541570356The mole is higher up, on her collar bone, not breast.
>>541569584Thanks for the 9999 carry btw, watching dist has made me appreciate how good of a player I am
>Ok maybe erg was still working on saturday>In a 40 minute queue on sunday eu prime timeDead password
What's your next move, tarnishedbros?
>>541569986gremlin when will you admit you're nothing but a hopeless sissy slut built for BHC?
>>541571015Formula one is finishing, might Q soon
>>541571138boignancy
>>541571138no way fag and just walk away
>>541571138headbutt
gg adel. fromslop decided i didnt get to use my relics
+50 BABY
>>541571489thats what you get for not using the earring relic stupid bitch
>>541571187>BHC?
>>541571489gg adel, sorry i was host and game crashed while loadingalways breaks relics and rise orbs for some reason
Recluse is actually albino white, she just has a big mole over her entire body
>>541571730big human cock
>>541571187gross porn addict
>>541571981>>541570417I prefer when they draw her like a cute asian gyaru girl and not some filthy nigger or stinky jeetess.
>>541548463>get one shotted left and right in deep of night>or live long enough to witness both randos with 3 bars>stop playing deep of night and go shield poke regular Adel to death with guardian>achieve inner peace>tfw I don't even main guardian
>AAAAIIIEEEEE DEMIHVMAN KWEEN PLEASE SHOW MERCY I YIELD!!!
>>541571730big horse cock
Revenants summons work well and are viable even in the depths
>>541572890she's doing her best anon
>>541571981I wish that was true>>541572294You’re a thinking man like me>>541571187Shut up troon
>>541570417I think you mean Dravidian brown sweaty :)
what kinda relics are mandatory for dutchess? Is successive attacks trigger reprisal worthwhile? I know it's bound to be great but being limited to daggers sounds like a drawback in its own, and I feel like I dont get to actually hit the last hit of the combo THAT much
>>541570763just stop dying?
>>541551613Cuddling and waiting for their WyldBVLL to satisfy them
>>541571187grem grem isn't degenerate filth like us anon. That said, I've been thinking about BHC every time I fight Fulghor and he's quickly becoming one of my favorite fights...Game over BHC...
>>541573761Extra damage on secondary skillCharacter skill cooldownDefeating enemies recharges cooldownIf you want a high damage build then try to put put crystal or carian atk ups in every slot in which case fp from rises is neededThat’s really it, don’t use repeated evasion curse ever
GGs Gigagoat. Sorry for taking so long to realize you wanted me to drop that Stars of Ruin Staff.
>>541569986The /dsg/troon has a bad habit of fixating on people like that brown creature xhe always posts
>>541569757No
>>541571981Do you look like that? Or can you tell me the name of the character who does look like that
>>541573761Lolmapooonlamonlmaoaooww
>>541574668Kinda, and Recluse
>>541573761Aside from Night Invader and Evergaol which are essential to everyone, the Duchess unique that makes her skill do more damage and thats about it. Everything else is just luxury, good to have but not really essential. Although the higher depths I play the more I lean towards going full magic so try getting magic attack or sorceries related stuff for your depths relics.
>>541573761just roll this bro
Worthless dogshit Recluse
>>541569986>>541572082>>541573406>>541574324>>541574450You seem...kind of...Upset?
>>541575652Recluse is only useless if her teammates aren’t taking 100% of the aggro
>>541548463Riccisimo
>>541576258If you don't pull aggro as Recluse even with less likely by targeted passive you're doing something wrong
>>541576619As a recluse player this is true. they give you one of the best dodges in the game for a reason
>>541576619D2 opinion
>>541577045Just press the dodge button bro
>>541576619lol you sound so stupid rn
>>541576619they hate you because you speak truth, no matter you passives if you deal good damage you get all the agro, recluse's only good quality is damage
gg horse
>>541578490more like gg wormface
Pause in single-player next game or never-ever? Nightreign could use it
>>541578490What was g about it?
>>541578630GG or gee-gee is a word for horse used by children or in colloquial speech in UK.
GGs Mystery nigga D5 Heolstor.
duchess gets one of the best skill upgrades with brief invincibility, but other characters get trash like a miniscule debuff or miniscule bloodloss buildup, makes no sense
>have full hp negationwin>don't have full hp negationlosehmm I'm noooticing a pattern here
>>541579024It's useless on nightlord so who cares.Day1/2 are easy
>>541579263is the pattern that you can't dodge
>>541579284no it's not, it allows you keep attacking and using restage instead of dodging, which keeps desling damage/status and saves stamina
big ggs big mystery heolstor
>>541570782i wish bl*ck women looked like this irl
Haven't seen any guardians in D4/5. Did extremist quit?
1/3>>541579950He's been gone for a while
>>541579950zorbshitter got carried to d5 as guardian
What nightfarer should I main if I want everyone to know I'm a huge faggot bottom?
>>541580913ironeye
>>541556056you have been exposed to propaganda. The company would never sell such a drug.
>>541555768only 150 a month? you got a good deal
>>541579263I look like this
>>541576258Reclusoids are the biggest cheaters and have all the DPS but zero survivability, worthless whores that don't belong in D5 legit.
>>541580913Rev Executor
who is the most consistently good D5 erg player?
>>541582448furtive pygmy
>>541579024I don't really like it that much but it does give you basically a full rolls worth of iframes i guess.
>>541580913wylder
>>541582448sneedger slugmabelan
>watch streamer play depths with randoms>almost every single rando has a cheater with +12 magic and +6 specific spell relics>D4 bosses die before/during the first stagger even with just one such cheaterhuh, and here I was feeling bad that me and my friend struggle getting into D5 when people do it with randoms
>>541582448I've seen every single one of you fuckers 3 bar. No one here is consistently good.>>541582763>belanIs this a joke? He's one of the worst.
>>541582847Its down to luck. I've been playing randoms in d4 because erg password is completely dead in eu hours these days and my last 6 games have been losses.I've somehow not seen a cheater yet, but I still haven't played many random queue games.
>>541582847It's usually a guaranteed loss with erg
>>541582894If consistently good means never 3 bar then there isn't a good nightreign player on the planet.
>>541582847those kind of players throw runs harder than legit players do though
>>541582565I forgot about him
Why is there still no solution to using the skill of your right hand even with a shield/caster in your left hand besides 2handing? kind of annoying
i have put together a new buildit relies soley on me acquiring one single item in the entire gameat least i have dormant x i hope it's good
>>541583152the worst player I found in DoN was easily this cheater
>>541583338Small indie studio, please understand
>>541583152I guess but it's hard not to get through it if one of your 2 retards is literally killing the boss in 15 hits
so uhh can we go back to normal elden ring yet, its safe to assume majority of erg quit NR by now
griefbow users lost bigly
once I hit D5 I lost all motivation to play. maybe we should do normal runs again
or we could all go back to ds2 which we agreed was the best fromsoft game ever
>>541583478it still pisses me off you can't use passives or talismans in training groundsactual retard company man
>>541584182D5 games are not fun, bring yourself down to D3 again so you can have fun again
one last 'tiff to send us off
>>541584557go back to dsg terr
even doe we merged with you
you're not allowed here
>>541584182>>541584483I don't want to dynasty warriors through normal mode but I also don't want to play sweaty D5 every game. If I use the password I'm still going to get put in D5 games even if I go down to D3.
sigh
>>541584796normal mode is hard
>>541584938>>541584796we were speedrunning normal mode even before depths were released. you go back now it's going to be the most boring shit imaginable
new nightlords when
why is terr so obsessed with poop pots?
>>541582894How can you not see 'slugma' and 'sneedger' and take that seriously? Retard
>>541585056its fun
>>541584557>>541584925brown
>>541585195DS3jeet thing.
instead of bloated damage and hp numbers, depths should just increase the amount of enemies or add other preventable hazards during fights depending on the amount of players, so it actually feels like a raid where people need to fullfill responsibilities in order to win
soul overload
>saar do not take my consumable saar HEEEEEYYYY YOU BLOODY BENCHOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING BLOODY>DO NOT REDEEM THE CONSUMABLE SAAR NO NO NO DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEM YOU MADARCHOD>*shits on the floor*
>>541585370Dung eater terr
nah das gawdlike terr
>>541585813osledor I fvcking kneel
>>541585813don't take peoples stuff they drop unless they ping it / leave the shelteroften times i'm juggling items around like a retard
>>541586473Normally I'd agree however that's terr's webm so he deserved it.
>>541549450Yeah, I've held this theory for awhile now. I suspected something back in DS1 with Gwyndolin, but gave him the benefit of the doubt right up until Sekiro which felt pretty overtly NAMBLA coded.
[SAD NEWS] terr has unfortunately passed away in a Mumbai hospital after getting mauled by a land squirt.
>>541587080JMBLA you mean
thank you for the fp GOD sens-sama
gg revenant, wylderI swear i wasn't throwing. i didnt realise i queued into d4. if its any consolidation, i got 50 points for that whole expedition
>>541587236No one cares. Go back
>took a break from NR>everybody is D5 now>i'll get 0 points for queuing with them because their level is too highYeah, it's over....
>>541587543just keep trying and alt f4 whenever you get d5. maybe try a solo game every now and then.
>>541587368is alright bruv dog is a fuck
Nice Try Gigagoat, Rec/Guardian. Did our best considering what we had to deal with invaders.
>>541587821What the hell, sure
>>541588045>>541587821yee yee ass hair cut
>>541588045
I have like 100 hours in this game alreadyWhy is the lockon so much fucking worse than base ERWhy the FUCK do backstabs whiff on a fucking PvE mobAnd why the hell isn't there a system to mix and match relics already, do they think people will grind forever like they though they would do with base ER consumables
Stop playing Nightreign. We're done with this game remember?
>>541587256Right, of course, my bad.
>D5 Libra>alt F4>D5 Libra>alt F4>D5 Caligo>alt F4>D5 LibraWhy is he so comically frequent?
Oroborobros.... Distortionbros...
>>541588353>get up to rooftop>teammate is dead right next to me, avatar is on the other side of the roof>R3>locks to the fucking tree snake and makes me whiff my grapple and I have to roll off shits horrendous
>>541588356This but unironically>>541587821>>541588045>>541588260Giga cringe
>>541588492it's telling that not even lobosjr likes DoN mode.
>>541588353>And why the hell isn't there a system to mix and match relics alreadyWhat do you mean by this?
>>541588507Miserable loser
>>541584557>>541584612>>541584674>>541584743Don’t talk to yourself thanks
>>541588410And again D5 Libra. Wish you could just veto a boss permanently
>>541588356We?
>>541579941trvke>>541556056lmao grim if true rip that guys “wife” (tulpa)>>541584295lovely trooner post
>>541587080>>541587256What hell is a jewnambla
>>541588492I don't think NR is a streamer friendly game. All that yapping is okay when they don't play a oneshot game with a time limit where every decision snowballs into a good or bad direction
>>541588492>>541589143You should stream for us
>>541589132Magical jungle board game.
>>541588662You’re crying because it’s true
>>541588650You know, take one effect and put it into another relic, less fucking RNG, though I guess the RNG gives the game some semblance of replayability, God I hope the DLC isn't complete ass>>541588493I was playing solo and during the first night the fucking lock on pointed to a bat outside of the arena and it got me killed, how is a core mechanic so fucking janky and bad, is it just massive amounts of technical debt
>>541589143i could do it desu
>>541588492Nobody actually watches Oroboro right, I can't fucking stand that nasally cuckish voice
>>541589498Stream, stream, stream, stream
>>541589621They lost to Heoster bros....
>>541589290well...I do have a rly good PC and internet speeds but no dice, not interested
>>541590062I understand...It's because you hate us...
>>541590049
do we have the actual numbers on the scaling changed for d1-5?
>>541590438Me and my boyfriend when I have to tell the woman at Burger King that he asked for no cheese on his Whopper and they put it on anyway despite the fact that a normal Whopper does not even come with cheese
>>541589472>God I hope the DLC isn't complete assCareful with all that wishful thinking…
>>541588492it's funny how many souls "pros" got filtered by depths and are permastuck in d3/4 because they play like shit despite having made a career out of no-lifing these games.
>>541590821
>>541590821You probably confused them by asking for no cheese on a burger that doesn't have any cheese.
>>541591239She asked him if he wanted cheese and he said no
>>541589451It's not true
>>541590821>gets free cheese on a whopper>complains
>>541591321Then you should have made the burgers at home.
>>541590179it's nothing personnel like that...
>>541591003All of those faggots are reliant on cheesing the games, when shit goes south you can tell they barely have any idea of what the fuck they're doing, the only legit guy is Gino
>>541591003It's all the randomness. There's no consistent route, there's a timer, there's 2 other players that make bosses change aggro. Plus, all those no-hit runs and challenges they do are days of resets and failure. Failing in nightreign means a -600 penalty and you're back down to 4. Also you have to work together and these guys made a career out of playing by themselves.
redeem the stream zorbjeet
no dont i dont want erg to see me
>>541591778gino got raped by everdark gladius and never touched the game again.
>>541591321Prove that you have a boyfriend
I should I keep banging my head against the depths or read a fucking book instead? Keep banging my head against the depths? okay, sounds good thanks.
>>541592067I made it up okay
>>541591778Distortion just admitted he cheated a bunch of +magic and sword relics on duchess.
>>541592354Is this really how you choose to use your Sunday
GG horse
this sucks man my entire build relies around getting one fire greatshield and i didn't get itI NEED IT
>>541592510If you become my boyfriend then we can make it true. I'll order for you if you want.
>>541592521i was wondering what was up with that thought it was ult build
>>541592023Or maybe the game is super repetitive and vanilla ER is what brings in the views
I hate the feeling that D5 games bring. Anyone who has hit 9999 is genuinely impressive
>>541589498No one cares unless you are one of the resident Duchess/Rev mains
>>541592354>>541592714Not him but you're really cute i can dick you long and hard :)
>>541592354Retard
GG Uberhorse.
>>541594698>>541594750good job boys
>>541593896If it's any consolation, imo you just need to play your game at D5 because the others are likely to be good players. D4 was harder for me fucking lmao, my back will never recover from the carrying
>>541593896i honestly cant tell that much difference from d4 and d5, it matters more if you have good teammates
If you had one of these what would you hotkey it to?
>>541595962what a waste of money
>>541595962gorilla stomping my healing flasks
>>541595962alt+tabctrl+tabmute
>>541596176mute would be lifesaver actually
post your most kino clip
>>541595962>RightPush to talk>MiddleDeafen>LeftSoundboard of me moaning into the mic like I got dicked juuuuust right
>>541596380>clip
>>541592354Well now why would you go and do a silly thing like that?
>>541595962I'm a cute girl and I have one of these
>>541596380it's a magazine
>>541596380
goddamn we were zdps i also no hit heolster earlier in solo but him flipflopping around everywhere fucked me up lmao
>>541596952>extra vials>extra bulletsyikes
>>541596812I don't remember asking but if you are to make such claims you must provide your own proof.
>>541597085he started fucking drifting on phase 2 i had to roll two timezones earlierand that double aoe still has the most inconsistent roll timing ever
>>541596380dupe glitch is mandatory tech in DoN
>>541596650I was trying to be funny and cool
>>541596952theres no bloodborne written anywhere in the op so delete this
>>541596380I had this for a while and just realized it's zorban
HELLO SAAR, REDEEM THE QUEUE YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD FUCKS 1/3
I'm a bloody benchod? Sure buddy.
>>541597109Just bowblade things.
walking into /erg/ be like https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0
>>541597395That's fine, just keep your story straight next time.
>>541592950Or maybe you're coping on behalf of the medmutt who was conquered by GAWDius
Tide-sama...
Honestly kinda crazy there's drama in a pve game, you'd think this would only happen in the pvp game
Stop talking to yourself maggot, back in >>>co/n/tainment
do the trooncorders still queue?
>>541598523erg had zero drama before nightreign devils came in
>>541598734lol
>>541598864friendly banter vs porn spam
GG ED bugs>tfw I went on a loss spree to d3 and the last 2 d5 wins gave me +70 and +50
>>541593896Geegee bug boys. Felt like their targeting was mega fucked that run.
>>541598831Hell yeah
>>541599089>>541599151>Faurtis roars>Nobody is marked>He just randomly swaps targets in the middle of the driveby as he pleasesJesus christ how horrifying
If I do dormant power seals for Recluse, does that mean I still have a good chance of getting staves? Or does it replace that one
>>541597452He's been jobbing since forever
>>541599449It replaces that one.The first slot in loot orbs has a 30% chance to contain your dormant power, the relic swaps that 30% chance for staves to seals
>>541597452>Zorban on his way to stream
>>541599449replacing sarr to redeeming dormant and replacing the staving for the sealing dsorarrrrr BENCHOD
>female username recluse opens an evergaol at level 1 after dropping in and gets downed>randos who play squishy classes while also not dodging shit or paying attention to status get 3 bars on day 1 worm face>rev with colossal weapon actively ignoring pins of the red golden order seal and bonks Libra before anyone else can even look at the dealsI say this as a shitter who just dropped from D3 down to D2, what the FUCK is wrong with randos fucking around in the extra hard and sweaty game mode?
>>541599449Replaces inbuilt ability to have loot pools weighted towards wands
Am I a bloody benchod?
Kind of want to mess around with Incants again. Should I use revenant, fth duchess, or dormant seals recluse? Keep in mind I'm a jobber and can't dodge anything
>>541595962the game really doesn't have enough hotkeys to use something like thatlike what you do you wanna use that for, scroll through consumables backwards (triangle+dpad down) ???
>>541595962You don't need more buttons unless it's for jeenine inventoryfagging.
>>541599874Revenant or relcuse. Reality is incants where cool in normal because you weren’t dying in one hit so they seemed better due to affinity but in depths they’re kinda shitty due to the cast time
>>541599797Is your name Zorjeet?
>>541599346Wut
Queue within 5 minutes of seeing this message or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.You have been stripped of all immunity cats.
d5 freya is the greatest argument for ult charge on kills
i prep more for nameless kang and ancient dingdong than the actual nightlords. fuck this game
>/erg/ been to oslow, gonna play with randoms, what's the worst that could happen>back to d3holy shit the amount of braindead retards out there is astounding
>>541600851Just stop playing depths brow.
>>541599874Rev has innate seals, so you don't need to waste a deep relic slot on dormant seals. Her ultimate is really good too. Recluse is cool because her cocktails with lightning are really, really strong. She also has S scaling in faith so she does the same damage as Revenant. Her ultimate also lets her spam dragon incantations without worry. Faith Guardian is the most durable and his ultimate can pick up 3bars like Rev. His damage is lower, but he still has some decent melee damage to fight with too.Faith Duchess is probably the weakest of the group.
i've been trying dormant seals on ironeye but i haven't found a single blackflame weapon yet
>>541601310You're insane. Stop that at once
thank you for lightning bowit made a boring ass run bearable
>>541601479it helps my teammates thoughbeit
>>541601527Do you think Naefy looks like Duchess irl
>>541601527gave us a freebie there gg
>>541601527this nigga usin a fire weapon against maris
>>541602007it had magma or charge and improv incantations my discus were ripping maria
>>541599753What is a female username
>>541602221immagirl69
>>541602221Deeyourelf
The clown show has arrived https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>541602320this is the 60 year old man who recently discovered internet
>>541602221ZorbanbandersonMAN-BIRDShiftyDuckSensBalenNine-Box
>>541596380not that impressive but here
>>541602320>>541602336>>541602434I meant what qualifies it you retards not like a list
>>541603092Stupid
>>541603092You can use critical thinking to figure out the qualities of a female username when given a list of female usernames
>>541603551Orrrr you could just answer the question if you're already bothering to reply?
>>541603092>>541602221Coming up with a female username is a creative process that depends on your personality and interests, and there is no single right answer. Consider the following categories to find inspiration:Cute and playfulThese usernames often combine soft or sweet words with alliteration or endearing imagery. Examples: CandyflossCutie BubblyBerry DarlingDaisy SweetSerendipity PeachesnPearlsStylish and chicThese options project a confident and sophisticated vibe. Examples: ChicChick EdgyElegance GlamorousGirl BossBabevibesCreative and descriptiveThese usernames often combine unique or creative words to create a distinct identity. Examples: PinkDahlia LilacBun MelodyMunchkin WhimsicalWink
>>541603909This is chatgpt!
Absolutely blendered. GG base Adel.
Is it time to start griefing the queue?
>>541603957Uhhh actually it's gemini
>>541604126ce kino
>>541591423But it is hence your crying
>>541603794feed a man a fish
>>541595962>>541596380>>541596812God awful spam posts
>>541605040I think you're from /dsg/
>>541596952>>541597109pvre kinography we need more like this>>541597612>>541597725>>541599719>>541599797>>541600318>>541600939>>541602221>>541603551i laughed. kek’d.
>>541604986Except you didn't say anything useful
>>541605484You're not a man
i was spamming mark and still got hit by the grab, gg
>>541605741Shut up retard atop trying to force in stupid things because you can't admit that your post was just attentionseeking by listing random names vecause you thought it was/could be a drama thing
Zorbanderson is a girl
nerve status?
>>541606938Struck
>>541603909What is ChatGPT's obsession with CamelCase?
1/3 D5
okay anyone tell me if they did something to ED Adel?Because he used his hurricane move right on top of one of the spiritsprings I wanted to take and it oneshot me
>>541607487What's that?
>>541607638that doesnt sound right
>>541607690was literally at the spirit spring with the jump popup when I got oneshot it was nuts
>>541607624That artist needs to stop halfassing it and just draw gore already
>>541607638ED Adel has some oddities, it's possible to take a spiritspring too early and take damage from the whirlwind while going inside of it, too.
>>541607963I like that it's halfway there, I can send it to my kitten and it's at the point where it excitedly scares her but doesn't turn her off the way straight gore would.Anyways queue up.
>>541606530Guess I was right
i dont give a shit, all u do is grief with ur shitbow
>>541608295Then block them and move the fuck on ESL
>>541608295trish melty, worst addition to /erg/
>>541608103Gore shouldn't turn them off
>>541608523at least i got to point down ace he's such a r*tard
>>541608295>hang out in his chat every day>make a dedicated account just to meme on gbow>bitch and cry in chat after seeing everyone not laughing with you>pretend it was all a joke but have a melty about it anyways>get blocked by both teammates and banned from chat>proceed to continue to be salty in the thread>"i dont give a shit"lmao ok buddy, sure. You "dont care".
>>541608174You will die by this time tomorrow, as sure as the sun rises
>>541608596ill get over it dw, it was funny seeing u cry for being pointed down lmfao, what are u 12?? no wait you are 35 LMAO, god damn unc u should be taking care of your kids or smth not on 4chan
>>541608721Not the guy you think I am, you're just being a punk bitch and having a very public obvious melty.
>>541608860ok it wasn't that bad, what are u a periodist
>>541608604Whatever you say
>>541608952It was bad enough to get you banned from stream for being such an obvious little bitch about it, the only person I've ever seen zorban ban from his stream. That bad.
>>541609110ban THIS
Well that was a really unfortunate time to beef a roll.ggs on horse ironeye & wylder, we had that.
>>541605075Right back at you
>>541609193Whatever man. Cope all you want but you made a public ass of yourself and had a melty over people not liking it.
>>541609336>>541609110did I miss something? what did he do?
>>541608295>>541608596>>541608721>>541608860>>541609389discord id?
>>541609389zorban's friend ace jobbed really hard on a d3 augur and instead of reviving him i would point him down and they got giga mad even tho i carried their asses
>>541609389he was griefing in zorban's game and had a massive melty when he was called out on it, just standard sperg shit.
>>541608596Dont forget how he was pretending to not be himself in chat. Zorban asked if it was Trish and he said no. He didnt admit it until Zorban checked the steam profile after the game and saw it on previous names, then tried to play it off. He knew exactly what he was doing, then backpedaled after he was called out.
>>541609580dude i just told him to grow a pair and got banned, the fake news is insane hahahahahha, fuck you
Just played a bunch of games with randoms and I had fun and won all of them.erg sucks and griefs you.Ter and shiftduck are disgusting.
How do you get banned from Nightreign
>>541609515>down twice>"jobbed really hard">>541609668This is cringe. Just because that was your last message before the ban doesnt mean thats why. You were having a fucking meltdown once people realized it was you.
>>541609668>>541609625I get it that in his head he was just joking around, its just that when other people don't get it, its really lame and awkward. Its not the act of pointing down but getting mad and having a melty in the chat that was the problem.
>>541609765how do you know i was having a meltdown, bro go take ur meds
>>541609868I know you and I know your kind, you were.
>>541609817Exactly.>>541609868Holy cope man, just take the L and go outside, continuing your melty here like this isnt savaging any reputation it's just making you into a lolcow
>>541609987"savaging" nice dude, nice grammar LOL
>>541610038yet we understand that its just a typo and what he really meant. No one understood what you were trying to do that game you complete autist. Your mother probably wonders what is wrong with you.
The most
>>541607963Gurofags need to shut up why can’t you just be ryonaGODS and be satisfied with the edge of it>>541608103Your “kitten” isn’t real weirdo
who did what? name?
>>541610127i was pointing down ace cuz hes a nigger whos always a jerk to chatters
>>541609746Picking up smithing stone 3s or dragon smithing stones dropped by cheaters in games.
>>541610038*salvaging Definition; something you are not doing with this post.Satisfied?
>>541609765bruh he literally 5bared the first night boss
>>541610193And yet, ace wasnt banned from chat. And you were. Hm, interesting. Could it be your version of events is cope and part of your melty?
>>541610394He went down twice to night 1 boss, he was on 3 bars from night damage. And he was down two levels, because you were already doing your thing before then at the castle. Cope.
>>541610414ok dude whatever youre based and im cringe
>>541610583Yes.
>>541610563you can do a thing called "rolling" in this game not to die, so those things won't happen!
>>541610756titties
>start shitspedition>map hidden cause fuck youalt + fr, eat shit from
>>541610756I'm sure you never down.
>>541610841hidden map is a free point
>>541610189Getting guroed where you don't die from it is peak though
>>541610394Nobody gives a shit.You know the thing about randoms? They don't bitch in this thread after games.
>>541611046skill issue
>>541611037shut the fuck up trannison
>>541611189Stop saying that
>>541611189Yeah, ya know I can see that being hot to somebody actually.
>>541611153The thing about randoms is, they have more skill than you in my experience.erg are like 70 IQ baboons.
damn we all choked and had 0 dmg
GG bugs
>>541611945write a documentary about it bitch
>>541609515First and last reply you'll get from me about this.>jobberPic related is my match history, yeah I went down a few times but I haven't played much lately so try not to get too upset about that. And anyways, you weren't doing it because I downed to N1, you were doing it before then already.>it's just a point down!If you just pointed down then we all would've had a chuckle and moved on, like how everyone laughed at your name changed to "GBOW=BLOCK". People didn't turn on you until you just let me respawn for no reason, and then you didn't participate in the N1 boss fight to instead just crouch over me. People can take a joke, you lost the good will when your joke became a throw.>ace is a jerk to chat!You keep changing up why you did it but if this is it, you have very thin skin. I don't say shit to anyone in chat, and if I wasn't chill with chatters they would have cheered you on and not turned on you.>I don't care!!You had a very cringe little melty after. Go outside, Trish. You should have more time to now that you're not in stream chat every day.
>>541612007Higher chance of talking to actual bitches when playing with randoms than playing with erg. The women here are so ugly, what's up with that?
>>541611587here you go >>541611585 try and fuck xher
>>541610237You just reminded me of how many times I ran around the mines like a moron looking for smithing stone 3's back when this game first came out because I didn't realize there were no smithing stone 3's. There aren't, right?
>>541608531she likes to be abused / bruised but I just assume gore is a bit too much, then again she said she'd let me cut her in the weekend when I touched on knife play so who knowsthat augur match was rough but gg
For me, it's getting hit by an RNG lightning spark while jumping during Adel's headslam combo so you instantly fall to the ground in hitstun and die from an aftershock.
>>541612004GG, saved by town merchant once again
>>541612039dude i pointed you down WITHOUT dying and you jobbed super hard, how was it MY throw
>>541612114>The women here
>>541612303random lightning bolts hitting you for over 2k damage without negation (i had 1600 hp that run with a 40% max hp negate and was left with under 150) is fucking retarded
>>541612324Because his was unintentional and yours was intentional. Seriously go outside for once, you're mentally not there
>>541612004>>541612316gg bugs
>>541608295All you had to say was "was just trying to be funny but clearly it wasn't, my bad". You gotta learn how to deal with other people man.
>>5416124174chan telling me to go outside is simply NUTS, we truly are in 2025
>>541610189I do prefer ryona so you are kinda based, but she (un)fortunately is bitch gives me a headache when she's not making me cum
>>541612352The women. Here?
i still think it was funny you shat your pants because of a point down, bruh its a game
>>541612496Insufferable people always default to this "but everyone here is as no-life and insufferable as I am!" cope when they find out they're actually much worse than the average poster. It's cringe.
>>541612303ye I just gave up on jumping those after it happened to me multiple times in a fight against regular gigAdel pre DoN so I always roll / space them now
>>541612680These women think it's a job.
>>541612680>he said, his pants currently packed with shit
Is the str relic worth it on ironeye
Duskbloods is doomed.
This is basically happening in real time in this thread right?
>>541613339but the picture shows two people instead of one person talking to himself
>>541613339I ONLY POINTED THEM DOWN AND SQUATTED ON THEIR CORPSE without reviving them, am i a monster???
>>541613434Oh, man, heh. That was real bad bro...
>>541613315No idea, but the arcane relic is pretty good if you use a poison or bleed bow and the dex you lose doesn't make that big of a difference.
>>541613434you were really cringe after. just let ace have his melty and say sorry or something and then move on instead of talking about how funny it was for 2 hours
>>541613660and who gives a shit, only you, tranny periodists
>>541613339Nah not really, that's just the cope he's using to try to excuse his melty.>>541613434Multiple people have told you both in chat before your ban and here in the thread that it's your melty about everything that's turning everyone away. You keep just ignoring that, continuing the melty, and pretending its about a gesture. Zorban didnt ban you after the game, he was even going into the next game without a ban, it wasnt until you completely lost your mind over this shit that he went for the ban. Get a fucking grip already.
>>541613760>and who gives a shitnigga you have been replying to EVERY post talking about it, this is clearly the highlight of your weekend
>>541613760Take your anger management classes. Spergs are a plague.
>>541613839its just funny because theyre like all serious about it
Sorry about that weird pinging, I was trying (and failing!) to say that like I didn't need to use the crater upgrade thing and so I would upgrade something for you
>play a match of d5 nightreign>700 hours played>feel done with it>close game>10 minutes later>think about opening nightreignFUCK
>>541613827>he was even going into the next game without a ban, it wasnt until you completely lost your mind over this shit that he went for the ban. Get a fucking grip already.>*genocides in self """"""defense"""""* OH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
>>541614008I have literally no idea what you're even trying to say anymore, you're too far gone. Go outside.
>>541613936climb on top of the anvil and point down at it most people understand that
>equates getting banned in twitch chat to genocidego outside
>>541614063I will try that next time
ggs ironeye & wylder on adel. I think I broke new ground with this one.
>>541614315lmfao what happened after? did you respawn?
>>541614315What happened after you "died"? Where you just gone forever or did you respawn missing a level?
>>541614315I was so confused I was just waiting there for the bar to appear and you just...That
>>541614315kek>>541614382You respawn with a level penalty and all your flasks back
>>541613827Ok ur really pushing that narrative, i just called ace a twat and told him to grow a skin and got banned lol, cupcake u fucking sexy tranny
>>541613936>>541614063Lol I thought he wanted us to upgrade something for him. Or that he was confused why he couldn't upgrade his red bow or something. Man communicating in this game is hard...
>>541614568Your continued melty here makes that increasingly obvious to not be true.
>>541614620Sorry
>>541614432I'm still dead. Some say I'll haunt this game forever...
>>541614487>>541614382They appeared a bit later still down like 30 feet away
does anyone have wuchang? something puzzling me on the last level, you go through the whole level and reach the storyteller then you jump down.... back to the starting bonfire, and there's a path further down the level. was this path always here? I don't remember opening anything.
>>541614937
Can you upgrade red bows to golden?
How come nobody here wants to be friends?
>>541615848Nobody wants to be friends with YOU, I've made friends here.
>>541615553You cannot
>>541615848I blame the women here.
>>541615884Stop. Be nice to me
>>541615848People do, just not with you
>>541615974Are you cute?
>>541615919this
GG dogs
>>541615992Women do, people don't.
The dog is surprisingly resistant to poison.
The mines are only useful if you're trying to use two different weapons.You always get your dormant weapon in purple so there's no need for mines actually.
>>541616054He's a kind and respected film critic from New Jersey who was born and raised in Arizona.
Can someone post the steam profile of the guy having a melty so I can just block them
>>541616201Do and don't what
>>541616317>You always get your dormant weapon in purpleYou say that but I don't think I've EVER seen an Erdtree Greatbow drop. I wonder if it's bugged or something and only the village merchant can stock it.
>>541615848This thread is full of weirdos, just adding people from 4chan in general is a fucking bad idea, too many maladjusted goblins
gg horse, sorry
>>541616153>>541616256gg dog
gg horse>>541616480?
>>541616480sorry about what broski
>>541616447I met my best friend on 4chan
So I was just wondering, what are curved swords good for in this game?Any point in slot the dormant power for curved swords? The only good one in the main game was this one and you never get it in this game.
>>541616645>>541616652ran to the wrong gaol then had to backtrack and missed like 3 buffs and the hilariously bad stampede ult cancel
>>541616694Gay ass nigga
>>541616694I did too, and turned him into a tranny before ending the friendship. Not my problem.
>>541616730they might be good in 2 years on some inevitable collab character
>>541616832I kneel...
/tv/ is making fun of us again..
>>541616730I tried curved sword dormant power and you get every curved sword but this one, shit sucks, katana dormant power better
>>541616832GroomerGOD...
bros... fextra is down...
>>541616963who gives a shit about /tv/ lmao
Useful picture for scaling, now that all weapons are sem2sem
>>541616884If this game is still kicking in 2 years I'll be impressed.
>>541616730Mid. They were only good in base ER for jump attack status spam, but in NR 99% of them don't have statuses.
>>541616730of course, it helps you find the best legendary, eclipse shotel
>>541616738i didnt even ping the gaol i just opened it because im a retard>stampede ult cancelfulghor actually input reads charged ults and will change targets mid way
>>541616994>>541616884>>541617142>>541617182And there's no way to add starting bleed or frost so they'll never be useful. Oh well katanas will always win.
>>541616963Are they right?Is there really no story and it's just a bunch of dogshit they threw together to link the boss fights?
Good ass D5 ED Libra, fellas. Good job!
guys tv is making fun of us,,,,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9G-sG9ucMw
anyone playing still or is that it for today
>>541608595Seeing ace 3bar and getting pointed down then seething was pretty funny ngl. dude is cocky for no reason whatsoever, considering he's one of the worst Ironeyes in erg.
If you equip a bleed relic on executor will the katana bleed double?
>>541618514the d5 ed libra we just did wiped me out i'm takin' a break to shower and get something to eat
>>541549450>>541587080>biggest questline in any game is for the doll waifu endingMiyazaki is a dollsexual above all else
can someone tell me why I, a revenant, was spamming vykes fucking war spear while my shit eating ironeye kept rings of light to himself?annoying faggot kept pinging for revives too
GGs on the ED5 Libra
>>541618914>check steam profile>he's fucking chilean
Zorban if you're going to run like a bitch can you at least ping spam so we know you're flaking out on us and we don't lose runes
>>541618765it adds more bleed buildup
>>541617087I do. It’s a fun board.>>541616963Is it because of the movie? Because you can’t really blame them…>>541616694>>541616832Grotesque posts.
Everyone should have a pulley crossbow under the second amendment.
>paired with two chinks>I'm the core of their DPS>They don't like my routing but we have a solid day 1 >I want a Day 2 morning Night Invaders>We have a ping war about it>They leave to do castle instead of just quickly killing a condemned>I end up warring it out for all of day 2 morning with a Guardian invader while they 99 bar to Troll Castle>I taunt them every time they die>Follow their loot trail all day>Catch up at the Frost Trolls in Night 2 ring close>They're 2 barred>They didn't kill the dragon>They barely killed two troll castles and a basement boss>Point down over the retarded Ironeye who didn't want to quickly kill a Fire Curch night invader>They wipe vs Magma Wyrm as I taunt them relentlesslyImagine not throwing a bone to your main DPS. It was a mystery nigga ED Bug btw and I had fire spells online.
>>541614568You're a zoomer dude that goes by 'trish', calling others tranny.
GG ED bugsSorry for ditching you at the end of day 2 but I had 2x weapons with rain damage
>>541613339not reading any of that so idk>>541613221you owned him
>>541620196Drop the football and immigration relics in the depths. You gotta stick together doing shitter camps and castles and these things can waste your time.
>>541618260Unironically better than the DLC's dogshit story
GG ED Bugs. Barely got to play the ED version since the changes, guess I gotta pay more attention to Animus between the form changes now.
holy shit that was exhausting, its always the elemental phase that gets me with some random explosion that i cant see
>>541620371Yes but I'm not gonna tolerate that kind of bugman dogshit. I was the one dropping bombs. I'm dealing 50% of the DPS. Do one thing I want. I just wanted a night invader before castle. They decided to throw the run by assuming I'd tolerate their faggotry. desu I'm glad because ED Bugs is so cancerous.
Shifty, you didn't deserve that loss. I'm sincerely sorry for my fumbles that game when you put on that effort. Shit like still having my melee out after getting you up when I thought i had my staff out getting me animation locked on that final down and before that running face first into one of his aoe's. god damn.
>>541613870This>>541613941You need meds>>541614937Nope sorry I have Wukong though if you need advice for that
This picture makes me laugh every time I see it because she looks like the crying chud saying "it's so over" pic in the bottom right
I will personally testify that ShiftyDuck carried the absolute fuck out of D5 Heolstor, while I 6-barred. I will no longer allow anyone to talk disparagingly of Shifty.My excuses (copes) are as follows:-I've barely played any Heolstor games-I could not find DMG negation at full HP.t Daddy-Hubby Anon
If ShiftyDuck and Greatbow Guardian win this game I'm never believing anything I read in this thread again
>>541620524Oh you really fucked up there hehe.That was really bad.
>>541620662meanwhile he just 2 barred to rats
>>541620672That's like a competition between bullshit and cowshit.
Who's KBAC TAPAC?
I have learned to love FP on hit weapon passives
>>541620306cupcake is a tranny though
>>541620662>only plays male characters
>>541620560That's how bad the dlc was
>>541620932Some mutt>>541621057I know it's just funny, some neurotic troon called trish calling anyone else a tranny
>>541618827Would.
>>541620662What was this screenshot supposed to prove? Also yes, you are a worse player than shifty no one was doubting that
gg ed caligo that could've gone south real quick
>>541621854the second blizzard would have ended me
You're not allowed to decide if someone else is a good player unless your max rank is at least 9000
>>541620306It's short for Trishtan.
>>541623435Trish is a girl's name though sissy-anon
Nice internet drops out for a second while I'm down causing the other two to disconnect and then a defeat Thanks miyazaki
>>541623962If that's you shifty we're still in
>>541623962shifty? zorban is waiting on you.
>>541624093>>541624094I'm back in the roundtable hold lol
>>541623962Sissysuck>>541624094Maybe she can't get in because of the game
>>541624173When can we expect a Revenant cosplay from you shifty?
>>541621057We like cupcake here
>>541621370The dlc was goodIt had problems but I liked it and a lot of the ideas it brought to the table
GGs horse. Madlad pulled a fucking pinpoint 360 on that one sword sweep that 2barred me.
Zorban you're supposed to regular sprint, not spirit sprint the Animus Gnoster comet spam
SISSY SUCC SISSY SUCC SISSY SUCC
>spirit sprint It's surge sprint noob-anon.
>>541625461>>541625035
Pringles aren't potato chips, they're just Pringles.
sissy
thread qrd?
>>541624639Really? ; u;
>>541626194No, I think you are gross and probably have gut parasites
i puked on the floor before i could reach the toilethate my stupid fucjing tranny life im just going to touch myself and fall asleep and hope i never wake up
>>541626281cute art
>>541626324Same minus the tranny part. I wish I could just turn off my sex drive. I just got done fapping, and the post-nut clarity is going to make me feel shame for the next 2 weeks.
>>541626281I love girls
>>541626324>>541626504Were you two drinking too heavily?
>>541626561Not drunk anon but I wasn't drinking anything other than excess energy drinks.
>>541626684Be careful sister, that's how you get kidney stones.
>>541626259I love you too <3
>>541626324Waking up with a hangover in a room that reeks of vomit is an awful feeling, but congrats on getting drunk.
we need a list of alcoholic drinks that each nightfarer would prefer
So... what wsd the Scadutree anyway
Guhguhs Buggos.
>We were moving so fast that breaking into encampments kool-aid man style with the dog was a better option than losing time navigating themWhat a very silly run
gg adel, oracle bubbles is a hilariously awful spellyou did some nice damage with the greatbow
>>541627348
>>541627339
>>541628283GGs
>>541628308...Can birds even metabolize alcohol?
Just realized that Fire Knight builds are literally the most well fed build in ER only maybe behind Carian Knights. They get 5 unique weapons(9 if you include the black knight and basic Messmer soldier weapons) + a sick looking shield, 3 spells(yes 2 of them are shit but they're still there!) + 2 really good skills, Fire coils(top 3 item in the game), and one of the drippiest armor sets in the game with multiple helmet options.
>>541626324If you detransition i won't hate you.
>>541628419>Anonymous 4 minutes ago No.541628419>>541628308>...Can birds even metabolize alcohol?yes
What is best/safest way to deal with invader camps? Abductor Fort - Go in and out main doorGreatbow/Mage Fort - Go underground where rats/pots are and go back out.Mage Ruins - Climb some steps get outSquare ruins - ??Both encampments - ??
>Heh this will be a cool way to finish the fight
>>541628609>5 unique weapons Shortsword, Greatsword, Messmer's, and what else?
>queue first game since deep of night>ed librai'm literally rank 2 it is my first rank 2 game why
Replaying dark souls 3 right now and holy shit does this game suck.
>>541628747>Both encampments - ??>Banished knight/Elder Lion campKill the guards out front, and have someone break the front walls with their ult so the invaders can't hide behind them. Just gotta be careful you don't pull that one banished/godrick knight.>Knights campIf it's redmane, run. Or deal with the arrow spamming knight ASAP.Anything else and standing at front, killing the guys standing guard and waiting works too. Sometimes the invaders get stuck though so you might have to jump to the top of the camp on the right. Just make sure you kill anything that aggros asap, and especially before trying to loot.
>>541629526If you position yourself right you can actually snipe the redmane knight archer off his platform with a greatbow and he'll fall to his death.
>>541629859I know. Even if he doesn't die, just knocking him off his perch helps a lot.
>>541629859You can grapple banisheds to their death at the right angle too at castle
>>541628747Entrance. Ok?
>>541620560Well yeah but that’s also just because it’s crumbly drawn>>541621157>>541620662Gay
>>541628806Newfag here. Someone want to explain what the hell just happened?
>>541630224This picture has nothing to do with your postThis isn't your avatarYou haven't posted this character beforeYou only added this image to bait horny dumbfucks into giving you (You)s. Fuck you nigger
>>541628419Yes but very slowly because they get drunk quickly>>541626324>>541626684lol enjoy your stomach cancer
>>541604857No
>>541623962Turd world moment>>541626259What’s wrong with gut parasites
Everdark Caligo gets a whole of a lot easier if you focus on stance breaks.
>>541630719pozzed-fag moment
Everdark Caligo gets a whole of a lot easier if you spam Cranial Vessel Stand AoW like a troglodyte
>>541631179Spamming charged attacks is easier than find that weapon.
o fugg :DDD ids buggg :DDDDD
GGs buggos. Spooky run for me there, I never found a single piece of damage mitigation the entire run, so any little tickle from the bugs was 1 shotting me.
>>541630494Animus has an attack where it summons a bunch of lasers against all 3 players but picks one of them to get chased and then blown up by a big laser.The bird got the big laser.Bird tried to kill Animus with his ult, bird ult grants him and nearby allies invurnability while he holds the ult button, but it doesn't last forever like you see in the webm.
>>541631391>findfinding*
>>541631179the visage shield pops ED caligo's armor within seconds even on D5, it's insanely good
>>541630494Zorban went for a cinematic ending on stream but just barely didn't kill and was stuck in the guardian cuck chair until ult ran out and he died
>>541630605*Yes>>541629421Meh still better than 2
>>541630224I love boobs
>>541631959shut up mushjeet you brown baboon
ggs orgy with my wife's boyfriend, went smooth
>>541630515Looks like it worked
>>541591778/ourstreamer/ youwy is legit
is 2 blood loss debuffs too much? the dummy bleeds me in 3 hits, but he does have innate bleed.
>>541633530just be careful around gnoster and caligo
>>541632221Mush wouldn't make posts like that
Why did fromsoftware think it was a good idea to make all the dlc characters males? there is already way more male characters than female and also no one picks the girls because they all die in one hit and their play style suck so they could've added a cool knight lady like leda in the dlc who uses light greatswords and has more than 2 vigor but nope here is more generic dudes in armor...
>>541633836Hero buffer will be a trap
>>541633530Personally the only tolerable debuff stack is poison
>>541633836We don't know hero_attacker's gender, do we?
>>541633530Stack triple bleed (with seppuku) bleed enemies in 2-3 times in 10s. Switch out to non-bleed weapon.
>>541634026They're all trivial, if you take enough hits to proc them you're dead before it happens. Might be different with multiple stacks though.
Elden Ring feels almost impossible for a normal player(me) to play with an average sword and shield knight build. Everything moves so fast and attacks so much I can't even keep up anymore.
GGs UberAdel. Was hoping to get a stagger timed just right with my ult/Comet Azur but it never came to be.
>>541634469>ds1 shitter coping because xhe can't hide behind a shield and block every attack a boss throws at them
>>541633530>mfw only good depth relics have death blight buildup>run them anyways since D3+ Honestly with how fucking strong even basic mobs are in upper depths, the death blight means little when you die in 1-2 hits anyways.
>>541634469use your spirit ashes
>>541634469You literally have an "NPC please beat this game for me" button with spirit ashes
>>541634684>t. greatbow raider
how the fuck do you solo the battlefield commander when your other two teammates are three-barred and that banished knight is still standing? tried popping these knights first but once they'red down and i roll up on the commander, he always pulls that gay ground stomp tornado bullshit that one-shots you every goddamn time. i really really fucking hate when bosses have these "fuck you" attacks. just pure bad design
>>541634469Just carry more swords with the AoWs you need. Also you are using the weapon type that is really responsive with a fast moveset, just learn to position during boss combos so you can retaliate without wasting time running up to them.
haha wait randos ACTUALLY Alt+F4 when they see a boss they don't want to fight lmaoI queued into the same faggot ironeye doing that 3 timesDidn't get a real game until I queued into Xi Chadye and King Slavovich
>>541634469straight sword is a top weapon class, square off is one of the best pve ashes. just be patient and only attack when its safe.
>>541634828You're kind of safe around his right side. His pokes whiff and you can jump the lightning kick, you only really need to watch for the frost AOE.You can also kite him around for three hours until you can get a chance to revive or he stops to reapply buffs to the knights.
chinese randoms are so fucking dogshit during these hours.
>>541634828He always leaves himself open after his big jump gap closer attack. Not much you can do about the banished bro if hes still up, blame your jobber allies.
>>541635207Not him, but there's like 2 one in mid-air and one where he slide-scoopes towards you and you have enough for 1 QUICK attack at most because he always follows up immediately after, that anon is right, he's a terribly designed boss.
>>541634469That's not true at all.The default scrub build is wearing heavy armor with a brass shield and + a random weapon like the Bloodhound Fang and that carries even the worst players through the game.
>>541634469sword+medium shield is viable, just learn all the mechanics - weapon skills, talismans, posture damage and so on
>>541634469elden ring has guard counter and square off breaks stance like a goddamn beast. I tried dipping into ds3 and shields are barely useful against bosses
>>541634774im a wylderBVLL, pipe the fuck down nigger
is there a way to mod in more variation into the game. events are fixed to certain bosses apparently and there's like 6 seeds per boss & shifting earth
>>541635669>DS3Black Knight shield was notoriously good what do you mean? Shield of Want is solid + exp boost, and Lothric Knight shield is not that much worse than bk shield and better for lightning block. Havel's Greatshield or that temu Tower Knight shield if you want as much guard boost as possible.
>>541634828The followups to both the leaping kick and close kick are the same. If you roll behind him, he does a back poke and a slash, then you can punish. If you're in front he combos into an aoe, so you can't punish. When he spins his standard, he does a dash up slash into an aoe, so don't try to punish it, just run.
>>541635737you won't notice that unless you queue shifting earth and boss all day. Regular map has more variants.That being said, there is a randomizer mod.
>>541634828Your bewitching branches, sir?
>>541634469Use faith buffs and statuses. You're welcome
>>541635980randomizer mod might be good. yeah it's just kinda weird there's like 3 night 1/2 bosses fixed to each lord. same with events
>>541631895I hate you you're so mean
ggs dogs.my excuse is I had no negation passives and no shield.
What's the point of flails being so dogshit. Terrible range, terrible speed, terrible damage. >>541636871There was like only 1 good negation in entire team and it was grey.
>>541634828You bait the banished knights into attacks that you can backstab consistently such as the wind charge attacks then solo the commander.
>>541636871we know you're a shit player bro you don't have to make excuses
>>541636919The commander is also parryable and some of his attacks, notably the thrust he does after a jump attack can be strafed.
>>541634469What? Elden Ring is the best that playstyle has ever been in a From game. They have one of the most busted AoWs in the game and exceptionally good guard counters.
>>541634756The spirit ashes distract me most of the time.>>541634946That's the thing. I don't know when its safe. I get hit in the middle of a guard counter almost every time I try it.>>541635628I don't like curved Greatswords. I think the Bloodhound's fang looks ugly next my knight armor.>>541636456They don't last very long. And sometimes I forget to use them when the bosses get so hectic. Understand, when you use buff, you have to be reckless to make the stuff work. Glass cannon stuff that I can't ever make work.>>541634684Maybe, I liked my knight game where I could actually play as a knight, did you ever consider that? Not a ninja cosplaying as one. One of the greatest joys of Dark Souls was plodding around in armor and hearing the sounds it makes as you go through the levels.
>>541634905I’ve been alt f4ing on libra and dogs
>>541637083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0xDclJ8koThis is what it looks like when I try to fight one of the bosses in Elden Ring. what happens when I try to guard counter.
>>541637116>guard counteringlmao. But it should be safe after the back slash. Dodge forward on the lightning kick to his left (weapon side), he'll do a back poke and slash, that's safe to counter.
>>541637116have you maybe considered you're just a dumb old fart who refuses to adapt and try new things?>b-b-but my heckin wholesome chungus sword n board build!!shut the fuck up. learn how to dodge, pussy. the games are actually challenging now (that is if you're not a complete mouthbreathing moron)
>>541637386Oh whoops, I mixed up your post with the commander guy. Don't guard counter if you're not sure it's safe, use R1.
>Play RPG>Complain that you can't use your meme RP build to beat optional autistic boss>Don't want to effectively use half the game mechanic as wellWhat drives people to do this? Either git gud enough to use your rp build or use the tools game provides you.
>>541637495I'm 22. maybe younger than you. Maybe I like knights in armor playing like knights in armor? I don't want to roll like a ninja or memorize 20 combos, I want my knight game. Slow and methodical, the way I like it.
>>541637719>Slow and methodical, the way I like it.Play a different game.Souls hasn't been slow and methodical since 1
>>541637135(you) are bitchmade
>>541637719>I don't want to use all my tools but I also don't wanna learn the fights>I wanna play with a limited moveset without learning how to play with a limited movesetOkay retard
>>541637719>elden ring>slow and methodical????
>It's Oct>No news on Convergence 2.3
>>541637719I think you're in the wrong genre, none of these games have ever been slow outside of niche cheesy strats. Armor in general is just for show.
How come int can make blue weapons but faith can't make yellow weapons like morgott
>>541637719>rolling is exclusive to ninjasFull knight armour was more flexible than you would think
>>541637850I grew fed up of losing 4 hours to them. I don’t have anything more to prove and Depths ED Libra just isn’t fun while the dogs damage is too overtuned especially since it’s fucking brutal reviving two three bars when alone and the dog is constantly aggro on you
They should remake DS2 in ER's engine so that it's bearable to play.
>>541639427This but with DS3s movement and fluidity so that's its bearable to play
>>541639578>>541639578>>541639578Go
ggs on ED5 horse.Accidentally charming that banished knight then watching it run around farming for us had me in stitches.
>>541639427What's wrong with DS2's engine?
>>541639427Only if they add a section between the poison swamp and the lava castle so people stop complaining about it
>>541639427There’s nothing that can save that game.Just leave it to rot.
i dont like dark souls 2 because i cant sit in the boss face and roll every attack on low adp
>>541636592Sorry :(*slaps you in your butt to make you feel better*>>541633836We don’t need any “knight ladies” go play another game dude
>>5416393711. half the time they aren't even ED2. you are pathetic and clearly trying to prove something
>>541634469>>541637116>>541637223>>541637719not gonna lie dude i thought you died of old age but you’re actually still committed to this bit lol impressive also i know for a fact you’ve said you’re older than that before>>541635725holy zased
The chip damage on ED gladius is ridiculous because I can't just sit out of range.
>>541639937It isn't a bit. The videos prove it.
Does Miquella want to fuck radahn?
>>541640267Miquella has a huge cake and he needs a baker. What better baker than Radahn?
>>541639837I feel my ED dogs to Normal Dogs has been about 12-2, something feels off about the frequency of how often it happens. Depths 5 ED Libra just isn’t fun and isn’t worth taking the risk of happening. Someone picks guardian? Run is dead. Someone 3 bars before half hp libra? Run is dead. Didn’t pick up less likely? Run is dead. If they either gave libra far less dmg reduction when condemned spamming or if he lost hp via summoning condemned or if you kill them then I’d find the fight more bearable
>>541640379>something feels off about the frequency of how often it happensRandom is random. It's not skewed. Flip a coin and you could get a streak of 10 in either direction.
>>541640379>>541640767Higher depths are also weighted for ED to more likely to happen than lower depths
>>541641238Nah true 50-50 only happens in D5 from what I’ve read>>541640767I get that but whenever the coin keeps landing on the one shotting, aggro switching, frame trapping, 3 bar creating nigger dog then I’ve just stopped caring about the base version
>3 Poisons and 2 Rots on ED AdelI really wish I knew what % this shit did
>>541642245Poi soon only does like 500 dmg and rot 1200 so 3900.The biggest advantage of poison is that he just stands still for 10 years
>Jellyfish shield outside the adel tornado>3 lightning bolts zap me in quick succession I don’t know why I bothered doing it before jumping but I have never seen that before
Update coming this week will break the 9999 so you can extend into infinity, but also will add 9999 rankings for each individual nightfarer. When you achieve certain milestones you will be rewarded and if you manage to rank all nightfarers up to their maximum rank then you will be given a syrupy pawjob from nyekko
>>541643362Please no more depths slop, can we not get in game event or something
I keep forgetting that I can circle Godrick to death.
How do you deal with the condemned without trading hits. At D4/5 I lose all my flasks from them
>>541644847I hate his wind attack with a passion >>541645338AoEs and range. They also leave themselves open quite often for big attacks.
>>541636456Also dual wield. They have a good moveset. >>541634469
gg dog comfy run
>>541639632… everything?>>541643796Trvth
>>541626324I hope you look like that and do that >>541631452>>541631629Ok that’s actually pretty funny
