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They better give rewards only to global to rub it in
why did it have to rain bros...
So no more gibs until eos?
TOREINA WILL PAY FOR THIS
https://www.equidia.fr/courses/2025-10-05/R1/C5>5th 14th 16th Bros...
Being me SpeCHUD
Just be luckier, then you can even win that frog race.
Croix Du Nord?More like Croix Du LOSTLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO another Kitasan fraud
>>541548903
>>541549035This must be ungodly expensive
>>541549031Don't tell me you never make the sky rain to fuck over your opponents even once.
>>541549031ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
they sent kita buraku's heir in and couldn't even podium finish, japs are cooked
PRIX DE L'ARC DE TRIOMPHE 2025 RESULTS>5th BYZANTINE DREAM>14th CROIX DU NORD>16th ALOHI ALII
rangeban France from global
AIEEEEEEEE! EUROGODS! PLEASE WE NEED IT NOT TO RAIN! ALSO DON'T BRING LATEGODS AND ENDKINGS!! YABADABADOOOO!
Shoo shoo go back to your slow (like your uma) thread jpkeks, now git
Digitan LOVE
>>541549139it is, enough that jp horses this time are going to end in red even though they won their preps (half of that is on frogs cutting purses in half for non-g1s last year though)
>>541548903SPECIAL WEEK IS THE BEST JAPANESE HORSE BLOODLINEAPOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
and the concert?????
So Spechud bloodline is the only good bloodline left?
>>541549134>FR>IRE>IRE>IRE>the french horse's father is IREwhat are the micks feeding their horses?
Twin Turbo's legacy lives on through frontarded horses getting gassed
>>541549280true, where the fuck in the concert?
>danchou just kicked executed some club members out of anger because he bet and lost $1000 on Croix.
I want to nut inside a French uma
>>541549213I hope they come back for the fall g1s though, what is this general even if you can't talk about horse racing?
>>541549169No...
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess because jap umas can't run internationally
son, do not book your flight you'll swim back for bringing shame to our great nippon
>rains for literally the whole period before the l'arc>rains DURING the l'arc race>sky clears up 2 mins afterand you want to tell me the french can't control the weather?
someone has to pay
Why didnt Japan bring 2 debuffers?
>>541549339They are playing the Marseillaise right now.
umamusume is a humiliation game
>>541549349this while a japan uma watches
Croixbros…
>>541549380That was almost cute until her Gourmand skill activated
>>541549031>>541549169>>541549363SPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISHSPLISH
>>541549134>>541549185>>541549183>>541549116>>541549262>>541549305KNEEL
>>541549425this but generally the opposite only because Maya has a kink, think of all the uma raping their toreinas in frustration...
>>541549319guinness
imagine spending $200k to breed with Kitasan just to get a jobber at 14th place in the only race that matters
>>541549134Wow, except for Byzantine Dream, that's legit awful for the Japanese horses. I guess in a way losing by that much is less frustrating than being second by a nose or neck or whatever.
>>541549409Mastery over the weather is one of the essential skill for trainer, the other being mastery over time.
>>541548903Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>541549280>>541549320WINNING LIVE starts in 1hr 15mins actuallyjapanese umas not allowed
Croix ran way too fucking fast in the early stages
>>541549409Well the French are part of the Allies, so they got access to this bad boy.
Spe-chan won.
So is Oguri and Tamamo gonna job in japan cup?
>>541549463Japanese umas don't deserve to be NTR'd
I won’t watch the Shuka Sho because I don’t enjoy women’s sports.
It is time that japs obsess over some other european race they can actually winI hear the horse racing scene in italy is kinda washed nowadays maybe they can try with the Palio di Siena
>>541549148Just like CM finals...You train umas for weeks only for them to job on the single race that matter
>los angeles>aventure>qualificarfeels like a lot of shit luck going around
The way this thread is reacting is similar to cm racing. Shit is funny; the most min maxed horse lost to an Oshi racer and barely placed. Can’t wait to see the last races of both the tiara and crown
>>541549593typical niger problems
>>541549319Ramen
>>541549447They used Nord as Blockushin.
Suzuka will cheer you all up
>>541549447If Croix threw and intentionally caused a pace collapse, a Japanese horse might have won
1 Spot open in Basashi. Casual club, be active, trade shoes and try to do a few runs. Post ID or send invite with /uma/ in profile
>>541549643racing against top horses is the point tho
If Kentucky cared about turf races America would win the Arc every year
>>541549580>please put /uma/ in your bioOk>and be activeOh, nevermind then
>>541549593He had a bad gate so had no choice but to gamble nige for a better position. The problem was no one else wanted to overtake to pacemake the race and he ended up gassing out instead
>>541549532Maya does NOT have a weird kink of getting pretend raped by her trainer
now i understandfront runners get humiliated in the game because front runners get humiliated IRL too
>>541549620Anon they follow real life results, if you want to know you can just look up their stats.Tama 2nd, Oguri 3rd.
>>541549643japs can snipe a lot empty yurop G1s but their purses and stud values are worth shit
>>541549690Suzuka love
This is from a race in Kyoto today. The jockey is only fined 100,000 yen. https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1974747870114021377/vid/avc1/884x492/vMdQkia90-4QyUyz.mp4
>>541549320Real nige and oonige would have built a lead unlike Kita/Dasca who just want to be pack leader.
>>541549280>he wants to see French """idols""""mon dieu
>>541549649Daryz was one of the favorites, the odds got messed up a few hours before because of umadacchis mass betting on jp horses
>>541549643they do that in dubai and regularly winbut larc still has the prestige
>>541549621YOU'RE FROM KENTUCKY
>>541549846AIIIIIEEEEE CYGAMES DONT LOOK
>>541549872I want to sniff their succulent umankos.
>>541549846he didn't get DQd?
I dont want to pull for Summer MaruzenskyFRONT RUNNERS SUCK
>>541549764I understand, anon. Running careers can be annoying.
>>541549846dominator got dominated...
>>541549134>named Hotazhell>raced in the rain>rain immediately cleared post-raceHonestly Hotazhell should've won just for the kino moment when the rain stopped right after the race
>>541549846how the fuck is this not attempted murder?
>>541549846Is he okay?
>FRONT RUNNERS ARE LE BA-*gets blocked*
>>541549846to clarify, its the jockey of the horse that's rolling on the ground that got finedthe other horse actually won the race
>>541549846Did they fine the guy starting it or the guy defending himself?
>>541549846Is the jockey going to be ok?
>>541549846I bet for this
>>541549846holy shit that looks bad for the horse and the jockey.
more like KWABx du nord
>>541550084>>541550052the horse is fine. jockey got slight injuries but mostly fine
>>541550023>elbowed the other dudedeserved, but with that fall I almost think the fine was unnecessary
>>541549797It's pretty difficult to lead the race the whole time and win in any sport. Cross-country skiing has a lot of similar cases where it's a massive gamble when to start increasing the pace and whether you can tire out the sprinters. Often a person either starts too early and gasses out or they do it too late and can't do shit against the people with massive final stretch sprinting power.
https://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/1974841343710314758espoir city made some money
What happens if I made a SBlockeru?
>>541549846>try to punch>get rolled and finedkek
>>541550084the horse is uninjured the jockey got some tho
>>541549980Then don't, but blocking won't work next CM
Smart Falcon is NOT a cuck.She loves her trainer very much and is an Umadol.Fuck Curren-chan btw.
>>541549846>get brocked>DOMINATOR activates>lose the wit checks regardless
So like. I did the career once and sort of blindly fumbled my way through it. Now what? Is the game just...doing careers over and over until you've maxed out the stats of all your Umas?
Arc LOSERS don’t deserve to eat
>>541549846So is this like road rage, but horse version of it.
>>541549349
>>541549846WHY DID CYJEWS REMOVE BUMPING FROM THE GAME
>>541549846>trying to upset rival horse>get shat on and rolled over>also finedat this point just quit horseracing
>>541548903Honhon, the Japonais tears are perfect for my lunch croissants> I don't speak Fr*nch
>>541550151>>541550178Crazy how a horse steps wrong one time and needs to be euthanized but this one took a body slam and rolled over 5 times and was fine
I love my choco wife
>>541550267as long as the legs are fine he's fine
>>541550267suzuka saving take was unironically what made it worseslowing down shattered his entire foot
>>541549846Kyoto turf is truly cursed
>>541550267Some horses are built different.Other for tachyon legs and imploding finger bones.
JAPANESE UMA MUSUMES WILL WATCH THEIR TRAINER GET UMAPYOID BY SUPERIOR GAIJIN UMA MUSUMES
>>541550267Jockeys arent bred to be glass canons for a betting sport yet
>>541549903>you will never have a Southern uma wife from Kentucky who confuses the shit out of your kids cause she's a shameless weeaboo and insists on feeding them matcha
>>541550267it's the stick legs. barrel rolling horses generally don't get injures from those falls, like silver sonic
>>541550187End game is pvp. Career is the gameplay and you generally try to set a goal for each career, whether you're trying to create a parent with specific skills you want to inherit or to create a new pvp horse for team trials or Champion's Meeting. The Meeting is the real end game with varying race lengths/conditions/tracks so there's always a new set of parameters you try to optimize horses for.Also they add new career modes every 4-6 months that change up the gameplay.
>>541550267mechanism of injury brothe rolling probably made hit it softer, just looks worse
just let me grab them big ol' jugs
>>541550187yes. you spend hundreds of runs making good parent umas, then dozens of hours making a good ace from those parents. get out while you can
>>541550267I equate it to racecars, you can see a car flip over, constant barrel rolls, lose half of its mass and the guy crawls out uninjured. But all it takes is the perfect little wrong collision that doesn't even look all that bad and the guy's brain goes halfway out his head.
>>541550187You take that uma from the career and make it the parent of the next uma you do. Which will let you get a stronger uma next run around (assuming RNG is in your favor). Keep doing runs until you have an uma you think is good for PvP (which you should not take too seriously, or you will start hating yourself and the game)
>>541549846kek karma for dirty play
>>541550350Suzuka was a good boy.It's still painful to see him do his little turn as if trying to say look I'm fine, poor horse.
>>541550394don't they already select midgets only for jockeys?
Why don't just fold the horses 1000 times?
I've seen a few european races and it looks like they have a crap ton of G1 races and very few horses in each. Like some G1s have as few as 4 horses in it. Are there just not enough horses to fill these races or something? It feels like winning a couple of the small G1s proves nothing because they might not meet their biggest competitors.
>>541550187Did you skip through everything like a nigger or did you read the text on the screen and watched concerts of your woman?>Now what? Is the game just...doing careers over and over until you've maxed out the stats of all your Umas?hahaha if only it was that simpleYou can try to read a guide so that you aren't as lost and will have more fun.There's also gambling by pulling for new things so that you get more PLOT (bouncing breasts on your screen)
>>541550398Ass Wonder's dark secrets from her childhood in America...
>>541550267https://youtu.be/1W3BpN0WaOkThis happened here a couple of weeks ago. Can’t find the actual video.
so how will job du nord do at the kikuka sho and japan cup?
>>541549846why don't we have debuffs that work like this?
>>541550573Yeah, but you dont have human breeding farms where midgets fuck midget to produce superior jockeys.
>>541550631he is not going for kikuka and most probably not for JC either. Arima at best
>>541550585Unlike nip, horse racing in europe and america is a dying breed, people only show up for popular G1s like Kentucky Derby, Arc and Royal Ascot out of tradition and culture.
>>541550585hors racing is a dying sport especially for your average millenial/zoomer white probably tranny european
Spechud wonPokke won Kitasan LOSTDuramente LOSTER
>>541549846Witmaxxer vs Powermaxxer
should I eat french fries today?
>>541550681I've seen video from inside these farms
torenas will now be raped by the french top 3 while the japanese uma watch.
>>541549872why not?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6NrWsaZU8
>>541550735Can I opt out of this?
>>541550631there's no fucking way he will run in the kikka sho, if he runs in the japan cup i expect him to place well, the turf + gate rng did not favor him this time at all
>>541550681Jockey bloodline is a thing.
>>541550614It's more like it seems like there's a shitload of various "game modes" and no real direction on where one should go to first.Granted I have never played a Gatcha Game before so I'm probably A) way out of my elements and B) expecting way too much in terms of direction.
>>541550216Japan didn't like
>>541550681most jockeys marry midgets anyway from what I see so they are already naturally selecting for it
>>541550735I'm sorry Grass, I'm forced...to betray you...
>>541550585It's because horse racing is an insanely corrupt sport. If you win a G1 race you get punished in future races by having weights attached to even the odds for betting sites. This means that most horses will not bother entering races, or will lose on purpose in order to avoid penalties, and then they will go all out the moment a big prize G1 comes around.
>>541550681Not yet you mean
>>541550829Isn't that just Asian dating in general?
>Oh, you lost the Arc again? Oh hon hon hon! That’s so sad! Maybe next year Japan hon hon croissant!
in vengeance of what happened at the l'arc today, i ordered mexican food because theres no bigger humilliation the frogs suffered than the one on may 5th in Puebla, Mexico.
ONE FLAG ON THE SHIRTDERBY CUP STILL GLEAMING105 WHOLE YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
>>541550735Bros why is my Falco salivating???
>>541550585to my understanding, a lot of owners and trainers scratch if they think they will lose to not lose out on stud value, they rather have a 3-year old that won 5 races and instantly retire than risk losing the potential breeding value, so even with the number of horses active getting higher each year, the actual amount of those participating often is low (comparatevly Japan has rules that you can't scratch without a certifed health issue, if you register then you run unless sick or dead)
I want Kincsem added
>>541550907Holy fuck French umas NEED to get rape corrected
>>541550784It's a roguelite "princess" trainer game where the main mode is "career". The campaign you went through produces an unit which you then use as a precursor for the next one, or for the secondary game modes.Image elaborates further.
I am German and want my german uma (raised and racing in Germany)
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>>541550698>>541550702So I'm hearing it's a matter of time before JP horses win all the big international races...
>>541550585go look at the prizes, most western g1s (except for those down under) are simply not worth it if they have to miss the schedule for better races resting
horse racing would be better if it was purely for the love of the sport and not an outlet for degenerate gamblers to lose their life savings
>>541549649>jpfags keep talking about keiba being an honorable spectator sport in Japan and a soulless money-grabbing side-hustle in other countries>lose l'arc again>they immediately cope with muh purses and races that only exist because of soulless oil moneyNext year's salt mine will be kino once more
Next year for sure we will win.>>541550998me too, so we can have hungarian horse fanart.
>>541550848that's dumb as hell anonif you're gonna lie make it believablethe reason they don't participate in shitty G1s is because they'll become favorites in the big G1s and forced to lose by the betting site owners so everyone that bets on the favorite (most people) loses money
At least Croix du Nord will win Japan Cup right?
it's new day des!!
>>541551029Lol how about they try winning the Arc first.
>>541550974She isn't like that...
>>541551054soulless oil money from FAIR races > soulless frog money from RIGGED races
>>541551023I love big tits so much
>>541551101Wasn't Japan Cup supposed to be international but Jap horses are too domineering no one bothers to send their horses there?
>>541550767maybe if your Uma wasnt a giant jobber, now get on the bed and strip torena.
>>541551029they already won most big ones except for those in the america and yurop.
AND THE EVENTS???? THE EVENTS DOKO? MY BONUS RESOURCES???? DEAD WEEK? DEAD GAME AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE KUSOGE DEAD GAME DOOMPOSTERS ARE WINNING GIVE ME AN EVENT RIGHT NOW HOW CAN I DO A CAREER WITHOUT SPINNING THE WHEEL ITS OVER ITS OVER NO CONTENT ZERO CONTENT EOS SOON
ur welcom
>>541551224Yes invaders haven’t won in Japan cup in 20 years. Iirc the purse isn’t attractive enough especially with the yen these days though
>Guy leaves club>We drop 2000 rating
>>541551198I don't
These TT cutoffs arent f2p friendlyIm just getting bailed out in the final minute by witmaxxers
>>541549846Bumping was in the original version of the game. Cygames please let my uma punch other umas (but only if that other uma is spechud)
>>541551137why isn't there more art of paques getting raped
danchud... do the needful
>>541551023This but with Taiki Shuttle oh my LORD
>>541551224goliath is participating this time but I doubt croix will sign up anyway
>>541550848Wait what. That hardly seems fair. How is this allowed...>>541550979You'd think horse breeders would be smarter and take into account scratched races then... but this contradicts the other guy. Do they want to win for the stud value or lose to avoid the handicapping thing? Very confusing.
>>541551231Atleast the French uma are likely to be gentle or atleast pretty.
God damn I woke up early because I wanted to see the race but I got the time wrong
>jobs triple crown on the first race>jobs l’arc (aka the only reason he was born)>will job japan cup>will job arima kinen>will not be in umamusumecroix du noob bros how we feeling?
The real racing in this game is the race to donate shoes after reset
>>541550024the guy starting it
it's hilarious that the Japs have gone full sunken-cost fallacy on the only race they can never win.
>>541551308did you bros give him sloppy blowjobs for carrying your asses for months
>>541551416kwab
>>541551395He’s a Sunday Racing horse and won the derby. He’s 100% getting added in uma
>>541551336You can't rape hors, hors rape you.
>>541551032Why are they even G1s then... I thought G1s are supposed to be a big thing.
>>541551296it's 6 million usd anon, should be in the top 10 richest this year. it's just that the horses don't really have any other convenient races to participate in japan while they do in HK international and Breeders cup week that sandwich JC
>>541551308Danchou is NOT going to like this and the rest of you are going to have to answer for it...
>>541551224Today? Yes.>And in 1981, their first international race, Japan Cup and created, with the intention of testing itself against the world. The 1980s and 1990s were the time where many huge international races were created, and Japan Cup, with the benefit of handing out a lot of cash and the easy entry for oversea racehorses, immediately became a well-known race back then. But just like the challenge toward the arc, Japanese horses were utterly outclassed at the early time of the JC (Japan Cup). Especially the first JC, the winner of the was an American horse no one had ever heard of, no one had any expectation. But not only did that nameless horse won, she won it by breaking the Japanese mile half record. On top of that, the top four horses were all outsiders. The Japanese competitors? they were all at the bottom.It was said that the first JC was such a shock at the time, that many industry experts thought Japan would never catch up with the rest of the world.
>>541551430Do they even care about the Kentucky Derby? It's actually a much more significant race than this frogfest
>>541551485Please rape me, Venus
>Rigged gate placement>Rigged weather>Still manages to lead over half the race>C-CROIX IS A FAILURE OK?
When are we getting apolocarets for japan's shameful display?
yeahim into horse shipping
>>541551574
>>541551296>Japan sends their horses to be humiliated on foreign ground>sending our horses to Japan? nah fuck that that doesn't seem to be very fair
>>541551498Horse racing really just doesn't matter to a lot of people.
>>541551530They sent the cygames owned hors to the Kentucky Derby and almost won if not for cheating americans.
>>541551329I blame the retards that suddenly got the urge to try hard in PvP. Hopefully MANT kills most of them off so I can go back to comfy class 6 with 460k retention rate.
>>541551224Ombudsman (IRE) is the world's top rated horse this year and he's attending Japan Cup.
>>541551574>i-i know we lost by 40 points but my team was up at halftime!
>>541551530>dirt>deadly race where your horse can dienah
>>541551574I just hope he can come home and recover safely. Doing that strat on that type of turf will definitely leave a lot of damage
>>541551498there are regional/national pattern committees that decide the grades and most of these use subjective criteria so there's a fuckton of bloat. there are IFHA guidelines that are non-binding but only the asian pattern committe and JRA takes them seriously
It's desire sensor, Japanons. The more you yearn it, the more you can't win it.
>oguri has an answer to every distance and both fields>just get a 9* sprint and it becomes A tooSeriously?
>>541551574leading for half the race means literally nothing
did you have fun watching?
>>541551085It's not dumb as hell, it's the truth. My family has a long history of owning race horses and the amount of bullshit that goes on behind the scene is tragic. The stud farms have a client list of buyers who they reserve the best foals for, if you are a nobody then you have basically no chance of ever owning a prize winning horse. My family owned a horse once that was a nobody, and a few hours before a race where he had no chance of winning, all of a sudden the odds on him skyrocketed into first, we called all our uncles and syndicate owners to find out who was betting on him, no one admitted it, then the horse randomly won the race by several lengths. And the sandbag weights are real, croix du nord was weighted down in the warmup l'arc race Prince D'Orange because he was a G1 winner in Japan. It's an awful sport overall, stick to the cute anime girls and maybe every now and then have a peek at some big races, but don't ever go beyond the surface level, it's incredibly scummy.
El was Japan’s best shot at the Arc and he wasn’t even a Japanese horse lmao
>>541551728She's the GOAT and MVP for a reason, anon.
sorry teio, I'm a french teio fan now.
>>541551574>HE WAS WINNING UNTIL HE LOST OK??frontkeks.....
>>541551525until SHE arrived
>>541551640Anytime a horse has to ship to the other side of the world it's a instant debuff for them tho?
Me and my Uma girlfriend in the back.
Taabo wouldn't have fumbled the lead btw
>>541551868literally who
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>541551909Happy for your bro.
Iron + Rudolf unique or Iron + Maru unique for wedding Mayano CM4?
>>541551837>taller>bustier>better career>cuter>actually a womanWhy weren’t you before?
>>541551912Only because she wouldn't have gotten a lead to fumble in the first place
>>541551925Katsuragi Ace.
>>541551701I should have guessed that G1 doesn't mean the same thing everywhere...
>>541551909>random non racing uma has a bfWhy do uma musumes need tracen for husband hunting, again?
To win overseas, you need blood of horses that won overseas. Byzantine Dream has Spe's daughter Cesario that won American Tiara. Both Duramente and Kitasan is nip races merchant.
That's right, stay in Japan.We'll make sure the track's extra wet next year, hon hon hon
>>541551574Almost as if he ran out of stamina in a stamina race...
Which JPN honse has come closest to winning in france?
>>541551816that's orfevre and nakayama festa during their first attempts. Montjeu dabbed on el through sheer ability, fair and square
>>541552017Tracen is where the alpha umas go. It's fitting that they need to be paired with alpha human males.
>>541551984
>>541552017>diluting the bloodline with non trainer blood
>>541552058The Condor Passes
>>541551974What strategy are you using? Rudolf if you are end closing, maru if front running
>>541551739Yes, it was fun seeing everyone so interested in the race. Maybe we can do the same for other Japanese G1 races
>>541551808Does japan have these sandbag weights?
>>541552058orfevre lost by a neck because his jockey didn't know how to handle the horse
>>541552017Tracen is for top athlet umas (and Urara). Mob umas derserve love too.
>>541552019Frankel is a Brit race merchant. Never left the island.
>>541551827She's a horse not a goat
>>541552078Creek and Dia's trainers are definitely not alphas
>>541552058Orfe. The retard thought he already won the race so he slowed down right at the goal and got overtaken.
>>541552017implying that not a former tracen student and her trainer
>>541551938Sex
his Iron Will didn't proc ok, no need to be so harsh
>>541552051He would have had the stamina if he wasn't on the outer gates and had to haul ass to be able to take the inside corner
>>541551701>horse racing is a fucked up corrupt mess everywhere>except Japan where they actually follow rules and have regulations that prevent people from dropping races just because it would tarnish their records>but Japanese horses all suckmaybe being corrupt is good actually?
don't let the japs losing to frogs distract you from the fact cm starts in 2 days and then again in 25 days.
>>541552156Don’t listen to that schizo
>>541551574it's ok bro, Croix is in good company in the "choked massively at the Arc" club. there's no shame in it
>>541552227
>>541552224>uma orfe>losts to her own stupidity>rapes her trainer for it?
>>541552184Looks like it's eating 2 hotdogs
>>541549846what race was this, I'm not finding anything
>>541552252>but Japanese horses all suck>in yuropshould add the conditional
So do we get a /mug/ equivalent for the japs jobbing the Prix once again?
>looks up horse racing weight handicaps>it’s real, they put weights on horses to even the betting oddssports gambling needs to be outlawed
>>541552197at the start of creek's career you're a beta but by the summer senior year you're a chad helping other umas and creek is worried other umas might come snatch you away
>>541551739Yeah, until the last 400m when the spurt started>>541552058El, Festa, Orfevre (twice) all took 2nd placeSee >>541541342
Danchou here, you better trade those shoes, because I'm not in a good mood right now after this loss.
>>541552058goldship could've won but decided it was funnier to throw and make all of japan seethe, also a 7th G1 win would've ruined the symmetry on her jacket
>>541552187Wrong!
>>541552229>Iron MemeIt never even began
Does anyone have a video of a Ace career run for CM? Would like to watch some runs for references to learn.
>>541551925katsuragi ace's entire existence in umamusme is defined by this one racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJsNY7sK1LU
>>541551974i would go for rudolf speed skills might be more useful because you already have 2 sources of accel with flowery maneuver and ironSP is kinda scarce since you will be picking up mystifying murmur
>>541552253I'm ready
>the uma musume story is going to be about the general decline of the racing industry
>>541552252It's already pretty good that they can compete in the european climate. Can european horses even compete in the japanese climate anymore?
So it happened AGAIN
>>541552156I don't know, I'm not familiar with how the JRA runs things.>>541552260https://www.britishhorseracing.com/races-can-horse-run-handicap-rating/You are literally retarded
Shamefur dispray, apolocarats doko?
>>541551369Handicapping is real. For instance, let's say there is a G3 race. In this race, if your horse run and won a G2 before, then they will attach a 1kg of additional weight. If your horse won a G1 then it will be 2kg, in the same way Southern Hemisphere 2-year-old horses have less weight given to them because they are less grown (has to do with breeding times being different from the Northern Hemisphere) or different weights being given to colts vs fillies, I never saw any G1s that handicap horses that previously won a G1, it's usually used to bring all horses participating to an equal fieldScratching doesn't matter because it's not proof of the horse being bad or good.>but they scratched out of fear of other horses, so they are badThe owner or trainer will just give an excuse and without the race there is no proof that the horse is bad.
I can't believe March killed her trainer
>>541552367otherwise it's not really interesting when a strong horse enters a race with lower level competitioni watch local races and even with the handicap the favoured horse wins usually
Damn, look at that single Uma babe on the bottom left.
>>541552367D-do they do this in Japan too? Please tell me they don't.
>>541552504>compete in the european climatewhat did anon mean by this. are japanese horses weaker the further they are from the rising sun?
>>541552504we will see this japan cup. goliath already signed up and ombudsman will likely too
>>541552017If you look at the big picture, most umas are nepo babies, come from legacy families, royalty or have a wealthy background, very few are actually hard workers like >Mayato Top Gun >Bourbon >Super Creek >King Halo >Smart Falcon >Urara (?)
>>541552337#Croix out
horse racing is too corrupt. can the next gacha game be about a more noble animal sport like dog agility?
>>541552618My wife and my mother on the right
>THIS was all the SP that i could musterwtf
>>541552253I don't even have a full team yet, and the ones I have are dogshit
>>541552156handicap conditionals. they do but those races are not major. sex and age based handicaps are the norm anyway so I don't see why anons get pissed about handicaps which generally give better prizes for those winning horses because of the better betting pools
>ace run>everyone stacks on guts>mission run>
>>541552736Cute Girl Greyhound Racing gonna drop soon, believe.
>>541552602I wonder if Liberty Island will become playable
>>541552682Urara is the ultimate nepo babyThe three goddesses bends the uma world over heruma mobs eat shit if they lose, some quit, it's in the game itself but Urara powers through with sheer dumbluck(reality manipulation)
>>541552616>races aren’t interesting when the fastest runner winsyou sound like a retard>>541552647Yes
>>541552386I think it's a blessing in disguise that Gold Ship liked throwing for no reason or else he would've made for another boring ass uma like Kitasan
>>541552757>MLB Kita AND DiaHow much money did you spend?
>>541552682King Halo is the literal definition of a nepo baby
>>541552731>jlingz.com
peak
>>541552602So do they only handicap if they won above the grade before? If so that makes sense. So G1s should be fair, apart from the north/south age handicapping in what I assume is age-restricted races?
>>541551343thats my club :)
>>541552572Those are handicap races, retard, that’s literally their purpose and in their name. Most races add weight based on age and sex, not how dominate they are.
Orfevre lost the Arc because it was Orfevre. Strong hotse but autistic af and has fiery temperament and very unpredictable, he would rather smash himself to railings instead of racing midway of race. Have you seen the video where he "slowed down" for a while during Hanshin Daishoten? It's not because he was doing it on purpose but it's the jockey attempt to stop Orfevre from jumping to the left railings.
>>541552868no Urara is just a master of psychological warfare. horses are very emotionally sensitive creatures but Urara realized>what if you cheer for a horse even if it loses?and unlocked the ability to run 99999999999 races. every other horse just commits seppuku the second it sees a person in the stands looking disappointed.
>>541552983there's also age and sex based weights in mixed-gender/year races
whenever I need advice my friends tell me one thing and then this thread tells me another. I don't know how to play this game at all anymore.
so today I watched my first horse race and also learned that it’s all bullshit because they put literal weights on the favorites to even the betting odds
>>541552736Inumusume charming derby
>>541552912ummmm i just got really lucky with the free gibs haha and i totally did not rageswipe after i MLBed dia before kita lol no no no i did not do that haha
>>541552895Not specifically talking about kitasan, but it is kinda funny that some of the truly dominant horses are the ones that wouldn't carry a story in uma.>and then she won, again.
>>541553101We already have that.
>>541553095>taking some schizo's rambling seriouslyread the thread nigga. that's just handicap conditionals, other races do it to cover for inherent body differences like age and sex
>>541553095that's some schizo using his personal experience at some small track to push the insane logic leap that every prestigious race uses handicaps.
>>541552862NEVER FORGIVENEVER FORGET>>541552983yeah, that's basically it
>>541552842This also happened to my Scarlet when I was trying to clear triple tiara...
>>541553116Thank you for the server upkeep bro
>>541553116i feel you bwo. i sparked the kitasan banner and ended with 4 dias and 1 kita. choosing the final dia on the spark made sense but it was a humiliation ritual. i have been coping ever since looking at that level 30 kitasan in my collection.
why don’t we put weights on human runners to make the races more interesting?
Grass....
>>541553171
>>541551925THE ACE
>>541553218The algorithm knows. I'm even using the meme Gold Ship card Conniseur of Curves
thank you witgod
I JWU has Sunday been marvelous today?
>>541553095>>541553197oh, and also to not make gighorses break the lower gradeds>>541553282I mean for mixed-gender races or those that have teens with immature bodies competing with adults, sure
Who do I pot 5?
Make sure to do your daily pulls! And never skip warm-ups!
>>541553282It happens in car racing
>>541553414use your brain or read (which also involves using your brain)
>>541553414Haru
im so depressed im going to go watch the goldship arima kinen (uma musume BGM edition) again to cheer myself up...
horse racing is a terrible sport that would be illegal if it was invented today
>no groundwork>no ura finaleSo tired of this game...
>>541553587Cry more faggot
>>541552614
WTF OGURI ACTUALLY LOOKS....PRETTY?
spark farming looking goodcan't wait for 1* guts no groundwork
>>541552614Bro don't post gore pls
>>541550681German porn from 80s beg to differ. Then again they were all men.
>>541549719Still got a spot available?218225857577
>>541553331Gold Ship knew, and rounded up all her buddies to troll you.
>>541553587and yet you are in a thread of a game made by a company that regularly sponsors international G1 races and whose parent company president is a horse owner himself
>>541553587It’s just a way for millionaires to rape poorfags’ life savings
>>541553719
>>541553667cute couple
>>itt we pretend to like the reddit dog o again
>>541552614They're so cute together.
>>541553667Oguri has always been pretty. Being a dumb glutton is her gap moe.
>>541548903>5 Byzantine Dream 11-2>14 Croix Du Nord 14-1>16 Alohi Alii 15-2Jesus, what went so wrong? Byzantine did OK, but the other two jobbed completely. Looks like it's all up to Almond Eye's filly to win the cup
Just dont bet on races and dont spend like a retard on the gacha. Is that so hard?
>>541553964Too bad he cheated on her with a new uma.
anons who believe a sport that only exists for betting isn’t manipulated in some way are very naive. the house always wins.
>>541553871
i will manipulate your cock into my ass faggot
CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541554098>he placed his bets?>activate ze chemtrails
entire senior year without any rainbow on speed, how is that even possible?
>>541554098i think you mean the HORSE (that i like) always wins!
>>541554038WITH THE POWER OFSHORT TIME PREFERENCE OF AN EASTERN AFRICANAND A CHINESE TEENAGER'S CREDIT CARDI'M BETTING IT ALL TODAY>LossGuess I'll kill myself
>>541554098it's like wrestling all over again...
neat
>>541554098I CAN'T BELIEVE THE FROG DRUIDS USED THE CLOUD SEEDING SECRET TECHNIQUE DESU
>>541553587Name ONE good sport invented post ww2
i want to try gutsmaxxing, which cards are worth levelling up here?
>>541554197Go to sleep Rudolf, it's the middle of the night in Japan>>541554109> A rich aristocrat familyor> A glutton that will drain your walletThe choice is clear
>>541554258Duel Monsters
>the new OP barely featured like 6-7 seconds of the international racers in terms of screentime, even though Japan Cup is going to make up at least half the cour
>>541554258Arguing with retards on the internet
JAPAN LOSTAGAIN
>>541551430>>541551485>>541551137She's kinda rapeable...
>>541554258Battlebots
>>541553725Sorry bro, we already got one
>>541554401Already joined another club
>>541554037It was a lose-lose situation for Croix, he got fucked badly with the gate placement and the turf condition. It raining during the actual race was the final nail in the coffin. He basically had no choice but to front run to secure a good position otherwise he’d be fucked but he’s also fucked because he’s in the front with no one else contesting so he ran out of stamina. Still placed higher than Alohi funny enough but yeah he had everything against him here
>>541554258League of Legends
>>541554387S1 changed the visuals halfway through
Someone post the Mambo chrono linke. I want to know how I am doing
>>541554441Orfe...
why is this guy bullying Vodka?
>>541554098horse betting is unironically more fair than all the other bullshit at casinos like card games and roulette
irl horse racing is hype now that I imagine all of them as horsegirls with personalities and nationalities and hopes and dreams and how they feel when on the track and after the race
DICTA STRIKER HAS STRUCK MY HEART
>>541554401Goddamnit, man. Just right after I joined another club?
>>541554535But Japan Cup is going to be like the first half of the cour. Second half is going to be Arima Kinen (Oguri's rematch versus Tamamo).
>>541554509>it’s no fair because uhhh it was raining!!!!it was raining on every other horse too bro
Japanese horses....ARE WEAK
Real life Nice Nature shoulder checks you https://x.com/bx5djh/status/1887786121138159830
I got raped by a French uma and now my Japanese uma wife feels inadequate...
>>541554098>fucks up your betsNothin personel
gate placement is really important huh, also turf condition and weather is serious too
>>541554401Still got room?218225857577
>>541554582Don't do that, bro. They'll inevitably have to be shot inside a tarp for spraining their ankle.
>>541548903Had another burnt out and leave the clubウマオオオオ (Global) is looking for one new active member40m+ monthly quotaReply with ID if interested
>>541554649No fucking shit, but it’s especially worse for Japanese horses who aren’t used to it and he also got literally the worst gate so I was just explaining why he went with the strategy he did
>>541554273Ines FujinUraraNatureTannhauser
Les chevaux japonais de merde ne font pas le poids face aux supérieur croissants.
call it
>>541554804Rain exists in Japan
>>541554776I managed 65 million fans last month and always request medium shoes.218225857577
>>541554258break dancing (olympic sport)
Forget about those filthy foreign whorses
>>541554762
>>541554852special week
>>541548903Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
i read cleat as clit
>bring 6 SSR for TT farming>NONE progressed till 3rd event whole careerWhat in the actual fuck
>>541551739The result makes it disappointing, but the interest in the race was fun at least. Hopefully Croix will quickly return to form once he's back home.
>>541554872Need
>>541554852Matikanefukukitaru
>>541554732sent
Have some NTR to make you feel better
>>541554719>puts 10000 lb weights on her legs>she wins anyway just to flex on yakuza and salarymen>take the weights off>she does a backflip in the starting gate and calls her trainer a faggotbros im so fucking upset i only got into uma after goldship retired
>>541554890Invite sent, welcome bro
god i fucking despise training grassa million mood downs and losing races left and right
>>541554853Tachyon isn't used to this weird feeling in her chest!
>>541554895Thank you Dia-chan I will now sign your mysterious contract
>>541554852>2*Gold Ship
>joined a d*scord club>all these /uma/ clubs suddenly have an openingAre you niggers fucking serious?
>>541554872i want to have sex with her voice
>>541555049cute
>>541554885Even the boggiest turf in japan is nothing compared to the boggiest euro turf kek. It’s just simply completely different conditions in both places
>>541555049Prettiest Uma of them all. Perfect shade of chocolate.
>>541554948>quotaDie
D-Dia-chan...
>>541555013there was no uma before golshi's retirement tho?
>>541554893imagine how stinky mcqueen's feet are inside those boots haha wouldnt it be funny if you made her smell her own boots haha
>>541555035Thank you!
>>541554852daisca
I’m uninstalling after that L’Arc performance. This game is about a bunch of horses who never had to compete against actual good international talent.
>>541554582https://youtube.com/shorts/42TmG77Zm1g
>>541554923>>541554970>>541555051ToT
I think it's properly settledchivalric spirit of the knight > bushido spirit of the samurai
>>541555241Gorillas are dangerous.
>>541555117>uhhhh the literal earth is just different there!>we're on the same planet.>I-IT'S JUST DIFFERENT OK?
We’re cheering for Forever Young in the Breeder’s cup next, right bros?
the fuck, it's the first time there's a random event with no rewards at all
>>541555046I don't want to marry Dia-chan. Sorry, I'm just going to have to say no.
>>541555254Your El Condor, bro?
>>541555138>6 million monthly quotaNot him, but I'd take that. You can get that in one week or 2 weeks of daily playing 3 careers. It might as well not exist at that point, think it just serves as a retard and leech filter.
>>541554650Now post all the euro japan cup winners
>>541555072Blacklisted
>>541555254>completely ignores jap wins everywhere elseok
>>541554776Narita kinda cute
>>541553587>illegal if it was invented todayBro it's probably older then Jesus
i've heard groundwork is really only good on Front Runners. is that even remotely true? i thought it was just good for everyone
>>541555072Well theres suddenly too many /uma/ dropping the game at the start of the month
>>541549319They won 2 races of the 5 today too, good year for them.
>>541555406Lost
>France has won the Japan Cup They own us…
>>541554992Thank you, I appreciate it, but I just joined another club... gomen...
>>541555412Why would they fly to Japan? Europe is the center for horse racing
>>541555316うそつき
>>541555389should've chosen top
>>541554694lol this one is good
>>541555389Based vibesCHAD who doesn't even bother opening up gametora for the random events
>>541555463yeah theres no point getting an initial speed boost if you are just going to hang back anyway as a pace chaserfront runners have a ton of skills that proc off having a decent sized lead so they want it
>>541555560LMAO get fucked AlmondLove
>>541555406Is El the only Japanese horse to win a French G1 in general?
>>541550979the reason why japan and hong kong are the only markets where horse racing isn't dying is because they actually give a shit about the fans and racing itself, even past the point where their profits might take a hit. british horses don't even attempt the triple crown anymore, even if they would probably win, because even being capable of winning the st leger actually fucking lowers the stud value of a horse.
>>541555562>Europe is the center for horse racinglolgood way to out yourself as a retard
>>541555434
>>541555591too much trouble, they should integrate it into the game
why doesnt japan just send horses that can win the l'arc instead of these jobbers
>>541555072was it worth the grooming you signed up for?
>>541555630Taiki shuttle
>>541555685How do I stop her from stealing my shirts
Cope Nips
Bet! Woooo!
>>541555726It is on JP, you can see what each option gives. It's beyond retarded they didn't port it to global
>>541555738Because if they train specifically for the arc then they won’t do well in domestic races because the turf and conditions are completely different. You have to train for one or the other and of course they’d still prioritize domestic races first
One spot open. Don't flatline, don't go MIA>>541555619It is what it is.
>>541553871>>541554109That's nice, HOWEVER>>>>
>>541555738What if they cloned Rudolf or Maru?
>>541555838sissified oguri cap (as in caged)
>>541555467>bar not touching chest>not slowly controlling the descent>locking out
>>541552337So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame we can blame SpeCHUD, we can blame Bakushin sprint genes, we can blame the post rigging, we can blame the wet conditions, we can praise the euro's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Skills, guts you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the JRA and the lasses, but MASSIVE rainbow trainings are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping France getting #49 for that matter. Not racing like this. What do you think, /keibag/?#CroixIN or #CroixOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/yutaka_take1987/https://jlingz.comhttps://www.youtube.com/@UMAMUSUME_officialhttps://www.nhs.jp/conditions/suicide/
Did Japan ever sent Equinox or Almond Eye to l'arc?
>The only G1 races that Japan has won in France is from their American-born horses, Seeking the Pearl, Taiki Shuttle, and El Condor Pasa
why didnt they just send almond eye to the l'arc
>>541555738Funnily enough gold ship was the best horse pedigree wise for it via mejiro mcqueen
>>541555938Barred from participating due to being seen as unfair to the competition
>>54155587311 KIDS WITH DAIWA SCARLET
>>541555412>yuros caring about Japan Cup >where a random burger horse won the first JClolthere's no prestige there, weebit's history is rooted in a humiliation ritual
>>541555965do american umas get their inspiration events from the statue of liberty instead of the statue of the 3 goddesses
>>541555938Almond Eye didn’t go because the owner said she was still tired from Dubai
Danchodle, explain
Meat
>>541555938They went to Dubai instead for the bigger prize pool
>>541555328the Japanese are going to start breaking out the soil triangle to explain why they can't win
>>541555775There is no bigger green flag than a wife who steals your shirts.
>>541556079Unbricked...
Is L'arc the most prestigious race in the world? I was thinking it was the Kentucky Derby, but I'm blind to the world outside
>>541556058The statue of liberty, the statue of abraham lincoln, and the bass pro pyramid
>Japan choked AGAINNot even Croix du Nord was enough huh.
>>541556106I need a carnivore uma gf wife
>>541555420NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>541556224She can put my meat in her mouth
>start playing this game for sexo uma>she is an oc so no chance of being playable otherwise tiny dick japs will riot
>>541554098That's all sports
>>541556035>Helios POV
>WAHHHH IT WAS THE RAIN>WAHHHH IT WAS THE SOILMaybe Japan should stop raising bitchmade horses then if all they can compete in is their honorabaru perfect Japanese turf
>>541556058>american umas get powered up by the statue of libery in Francefrogs can only blame themselves on that one
is this worth it? kinda in a hurry to level cards
>>541555409You could even do one a day and hit that quota easily
All of your club members are working together and there is NO need to go visit virus sites to try and hack wrong information and blame anyone
>>541556405Why is she breathtakingly gorgeous while Biwa is ugly
The japanese just suck sometimes. They don't want to adapt to outside conditions and they think their way to do anything is the right way. Pride is their downfall.
>>541555456I want an NPC uma wife
>>541556035cute
Are there any interesting horses or american born horses that I can root for? I want to root for someone in kikka sho and whatever races are next
Giving my umas smelling salts before every race
>>541556397imho the true bottleneck for raising cards is monies
>/umaJP/ is still here coping and seethingwill this happen every year around this time?
>>541556405how is she so pretty
>>541556159More like Bricked...
>Taiki in C and as Frontwtf, why? Her unique is actually good again and it's easy to get her to Medium A. I guess I can understand putting her low on the list but running her as front makes no sense.
I won I fucking won. Summer Maru is mine.
>>541556397Only if you are a paypiggieUs f2p have nothing to spend on...
I'm ngmi...
man imagine not having Brian haha how unfortunate these players are it feels terrible guys I wanted her pretty bad
>>541556224Very undignified crotch...
>>541555923>Jlingz still in linkskekAnyway my man Croix is a young prospect he just needs more time
>>541556506Root for Goltzschtal with me anon.
>>541556617meaty crotch...
>greatest mare in jap race horse history>doesn't surpass gentil or scarlet in sex appealFraud
>>541556417True. Triple Crown + Senior Autumn Triple Crown + Senior Spring Triple Crown gives you 300k per run easy.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>541556604Same bro...
>>541556560>graphic with discord IDs>wtf, why is it retarded?
If an uma tries to rape you, just say no.They'd be breaking the law if they continue.
>>541556560>Put Mayano and NN S-tier for their stam debuffs>Seiun B despite having good stamina and int growth which are useful to counter these debuffsRetarded list
>>541556640Croix is too large. You need a horse around 450 to 470kg. Equinox would have lost as well. Too fucking large. El Condor Pasa's 472kg is
>>541556829I tried this and I still got raped
>>541556604I wanted her but I’m not rolling until I have Flash.
>>541556436Why is 1/6 of the club suddenly flatlining and getting only sub 10k fans for a week. Some players have 30M and below fans after 4 months
>>541556603That's impressive. I don't have seiun sky but I don't know how I would even start make a horse that low of a rank
>>541556728Damn, that's gonna be a long wait
>>541556829>just say nois not that simple
>first it was peta member schizo>then it was all horse races are rigged schizo>now it's anti-jap horse schizowhat's next?
>>541556829>just say noJust say yes, then it won't be rape
https://x.com/yuu_ka5963/status/1974627300022112458?s=46
>>541556560Summer Spe is good????
>>541556829You can try to say no all you want but your penis will still say "Yes please ma'am."
>>541556560>discord
>>541555072Im just gonna leave a hint here for you dude: Any non serious club will probably bite the dust after this CM, which already happened after gemini, it'll be more brutal now because the requirements to get a good miler are high, and a lot of people don't even have an MLB'd kitasan, which is pretty much the bare minimum you should have.Thus the investment into cancer CM extremely high, which means losing it is even more devastating.Discord is unfortunately the necessary evil, and any club without it is non serious, which is fine, if you are okay with not getting the gibs.
>>541556713Japan Cup + Arima Kinen is easily 100k fans in a run if you have enough race bonus (which you should). Do it for both Classic and Senior and you have 200k.
>>541557000yes we are in powercreep area now
>>541556705wrong
>>541556829Bro...umas love it when their prey struggle
I‘m going to cum inside my umawife, Agnes Tachyon to wipe this stinging defeat away from my mind.
>>541556604
>>541556946Not racing for the 3k fans on a bad deck?
>>541557000Yeppers. She's underrated because everyone sucks Maru's cock.
>newfag club member asked for suggestion with his free 3*>tell to pick oguri >starts racking up fansLmao
Fuji, I'm sorry...
You guys wish you were as RICH as me.
Agnes Tachyon wouldve won larc fr fr
>>541556829The state looks the other way when it comes to toreenaa rape. Horseracing is just too important for the economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaWnc6_Ij2cJRA posted the race
>>541556946>event that gives +20 speed gave me +5 and bad mood>rest gave me night owl + awful mood>had a melty and only pressed the recreation button till it was overAt least she was happy the whole road to the glue factory.
>>541556829The law only applies to the weak.
>>541557113>almond eye>al mon deyerip
>>541557067So uh... 95% of /uma/'s clubs will die?
>>541557226First rule of Uma training: It's never toreina's fault.Always blame the dumb bitch you're training and punish them accordingly for failure.
>>541557269If he was named Gagnes Tachyon he might have won.
>>541557327>the fucking uma key
Flash sexSex with Flash
Breed this mare.
Daiwa is so fucking sexyI want to make her bear at least 7 of my children
>>541557381Happy for you prez
>>541552664Goliath already lost JC last year.
>>541556908The honeymoon phase is finally over. At least the people who are still playing now are likely to remain active for while.
>>541557419>>541557113Why are mare Umas inherently sexier than stallion Umas?
>>541556167For European Turf. KD is the most prestigious race for dirt races.
>>541557456so true!
>>541557419Those melons look great! I hate watermelon though.
Hum... bros?
Cingrey is already out? Why is nobody talking about it?
>>541556004so what set him up for him to not want to run that day
>>541556202Byzantine dream made it to the money at least by placing 5th.
>>541557563
>>541557413My nazi wife...
>>541557419ok
sometimes i hate the 600 everything strat
>>541557618post some cute chiyono screencaps and i'll talk about it
>>541557316>by a head in the last 100 mKino
>>541557618I assume big anime heads are on /a/ and it came out like 6am for NA
>>541556135>the favorite to win is #20, Sandy Loam!
Stay Gold looks like a boy and I'm horny over it.Am I gay now
>>541557516Yeah? Watch me drop this game if I don't get full armor Matikanefukukitaru or Eishin Flash in November. As danchou
>>541557637He knew treve will smoke him
>>541557752>only uma in game we can clearly see her buttcheeks and pussylips>is a robotic autist
>>541557413Soon!
can I roll for Chiyo?
>>541557728don't have any>>541557794I'll go there I guess, I'm watching it now cause I didn't realise it came out so early.
Whens a good time to leave a club so I don't miss out on monthly rewards
>>541557927NOWOWN O W
>>541557327Gentildonna wouldn't act like this.>>541557710Scarlet wouldn't act like this.
>>541557618japan giga jobbed at the l'arc
>>541557410what is the justification for this. i understand the phones but this?
>>541557808I will convert her into a mare
>>541557413gonna make her run out of stamina if ya know what I mean gonna fill up her guts stat If ya know what I mean (actually not referring to the stat)
>>541557519mare=female=mind automatically conjures sex because it's biology
>>541555923>jlingz is downSad day
>>541555328It is. Euro horses are bad at firm turf, which is why they haven't won in Japan in 20+ years and they almost never win in ME and HK.
Dogpitslut
>>541557808Beyond gay
>>541557889this picture is making me want to pull for eisen flash if you get what i mean
>>541557524>KD is the most prestigious race for dirt racesThat's BC classic. Also kentucky fags are cheating fucks
>>541557985It's just Cow Tools, Japan bro. Don't overthink it.
Taishin needs your help, what skills to take?
>>541557419Wrong mare.
Chiyono O has to be the most astroturfed umamusume here. No one even gives a shit about her in JP.
mwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh the frrrenccchh
Such talent
>>541557974this is how Tracen hide the rape reports btw
>>541558180I’m looking for a fun time, not a broken pelvis.
>>541557889How exactly is trainer supposed to look at Eishin and not want to fuck her brains out
>>541558243Nobody runs like this.
>>541558302That’s the point
I'm a giant titty lover, but girls like this do something to me.
>>541558347imagine how those stockings must smell...
>>541558243I run like this
I wish I knew how to make and edit videos so I could make a compilation of Happy Meek losing, and when she finally wins, the alarm clock is pulled out and the intro for the new season of Peacemaker starts playing.
>>541550187The thing about career is that it's quite open-ended regarding goals. Yeah, your "official" objective is to win the URA Finale, but you can put yourself any goal you require>daily run for jims>parent run for lineage>ace run for TT/CM>seasonal objective runs (i.e. what we hed with the Satsuki Sho weeklies etc)
>>541558385Good
>>541558364Understanable.
I'll take King comendation practice.
Do I prioritize white skills or gold skills in TT?
>>541557985>what is the justification for this.Japs (respectfully) being silly
Kentucky ass
>>541558090I'm fucking this dog
>>541558297Weak.
>>541558307it's literally the 'girl' run
>>541557345not outright die, but they'll definitely see a massive decline player wise, unless the members are known to log in every day and do 3 careers/day. It already happening as if you remember the casual playerbase huffed some military grade copium when they said they don't want to reroll for an MLB kitasan. It turned out, that you can wait until next banner, but Kitasan is the absolute back bone of your deck. It gets only worse due to misinformation spread, and youtube is the go to, which is filled dunning kruger fags. Again: if you don't want to compete, its fine, but people don't like losing.
So close I can taste her...
>>541558486golds if youre not gimped in sp
Umas don't need to rape, they can lead you by the nose
>>541558519Her back looks sexy here
yaeno muteki and bamboo memory are pretty much interchangeable aren't they
You WILL be cheering for our third-rate hero when she fraud-checks the two best umas in Japan, yes?
if i dont get oguri cap im buying 5 packs of ciggies
>>541558405That actually sounds hilarious, but how do you intend to get Meek to win?
>>541558364Understandable
I prefer ningen desu
>>541558307>bro has never seen a girlgrim
>>541558827I guess someone has to breed human women
>>541558728imagine the smell...
>>541558827gay
>>541558803This but also killing myself if I get R*ce
>>541558803>$50 for 5 packsGlad I quit over a decade ago.
>byzantine dream placed>KWAB du nord, alohii aloo nowhere to be seenHe truly was the true commander of japan
>>541557794It came out at 1 AM for NA I stayed up to watch it
>>541558780Rereading that arc after the reveal is like watching Columbo crack the case
>>541558827Stop being gay.
when does spechud get her supreme racist buff
>>541558990>>541559021i guess thats okay so im only buying 4, i wanted a new parent anyways
>>541556835>int growth which are useful to counter these debuffs
>>541558803This but also killing myself if I don't get R*ce
>>541559021What the fuck? From the way people smoke I thought they’d be dirt cheap. You’re telling me a pack of cigarettes costs $10?
>>541558437>>541558806Dude. How is this allowed?
>>541558130Cope Baffert. You are the biggest cheater in the industry.
>>541558180She really is perfectly designed
>>541555328But it is. They removed everything above regolith and landscaped the track layer by layer, use altered grass and some like kyoto also use active drainage from under the turf with pipes and pumps to boot. European turf uses natural earth and a specific but natural type of grass. Especially in longchamp, the track turns to concrete if they tried to get it any drier than 3 on penetrometer so they have specific guidelines to never get it under that. So there's barely any drainage+combined with the rainy season, the surface is above 3.4 most of the time, which would never happen on jap turf (unless it'a actively raining like kitasan negro's akiten). Japs not training for arc is an entirely another matter but the surfaces do differ a lot
Is there a way to filter whales from joining your scrims? Like, banning MLBs or something
>>541559189Indeed
>>541559149more like $8, at least here
>>541555328But per capita tho
>>541559149In commiefornia they are. Other states are cheaper. Govment getting rich off of taxes.
>>541559290You won't be able to do that in CM, so what's the point
>Rape French Umas? Buddy you guys can't even rape your way into the podium!How would you respond to this as a trainer of a una who lost?
>>541559225>penetrometerlol
I really want this Taiki alt but it's so far away still...She's probably not even good because I never see anybody say anything about her alt but I still NEED her.
>>541555319can't find it so it must be ai
>>541559346but you don't complain about companies getting even richer off of literally killing you, curious
>>541558780>Japan just lost the L’Arc>Obey Your Master is about to humble some Japanese horses in CG>Forever Young is probably going to lose the BC Classic next month to either Sierra Leone or SovereigntyDoesn’t look like a good time for Japanese horses bros…
>>541559314>that back glance and expressionPerfection.
>>541559290yeah go into open league bwo
>>541559072True, the signs were always there
>>541559149Cigs are cheap outside the US that's why smokers that come here are sticker shocked. We all but outlawed them and had an entire generation stop smoking until vapes got them back on
>>541559149I was actually surprised 5 packs was 50. I thought it was more expensive in Washington State, but it's something close to that
>the weebs here are still coping while gargling arab cumThis is just sad now
>>541558827aoi pls go
>>541558780>overmarketted so the twist was now obviousTony Bin shouldve had the focus
>>541559597All Umas should have big tits. Death to flatties.
Whatch them accelerate the french scenario as a coping mechanism.
>>541559365By kissing her feet
>>541559541She's a diva that's for sure.
look a the size of those massive hearers she gotzamn
>>541559526Most of the cost on "drugs" is taxes. I hate politicians and corpos because they are the same people, they just figured out they can pocket tax money without the public noticing.
Not once since the missions dropped have I gotten that damn random director event that gives beeline burst. Used to get it all the time.Searched the internet and in 4 years, it looks like no one has definitively figured out what triggers it, so I guess it's just RNG like so many others.
>>541559703Hello frog. Get out of europe and race outside
>>541559703literally no one was talking about cum in this whole thread (except that sweep post) until you brought it up you cockmuncher
>>541559671>someone else in WA plays umaill be keeping my eyes peeled for you training outside...
uma feet
>>541559920
>>541559149They cost $13-$15 where I am
>>541559703t. frog
>>541559920THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>541559730Extremely based.
why would you pay extortion prices for things that slowly kill you
>>541559667Vaping is the new smoking desu, I even see boomers vaping at times because it's cheaper in the long term
>unironic brown weebsgrim
>>541559920Only foot image I've got.
>>541559870Did frogs even have a single big g1 win outside of larc since 2000
>>541559858it's random, just has a lower probability than other events
How do you guys poach high performing members in other clubs?
>>541559730But if all umas have big tits then there would be demand for even bigger tits and umas like super creek would become the new flatty...is this what you're really hoping for?
>>541560128Frogs can't even win UK races.
>>541558827I honestly wonder how human women must feel in that world. Like, you see them go to the races and cheer like everyone else but it has to be a little demoralizing, right? Umamusume are just like regular women except they’re inherently stronger and faster than normal women and even most men. They get specialized infrastructure like roads, schools, etc. . Certain clothes and technology are made specifically with Umamusume in mind. They earn a boatload of money for running, something they’re naturally inclined to do. There’s also something like a 1/4 chance that a human woman can have an Umamusume daughter out of nowhere. How do you even compete with that?
>>541559526It's basically a sin tax.
>unironic [2/3 of the human population] weebsamazing deduction einstein
>>541559957STUFFY UMA STOCKINGS
>>541560128They have won a lot of HK ones before 2015 but after that, completely dead
>>541560078Brown weebs are based tho because of the neverending latinx dbz memes
I think golshi looks better like this
>>541560039What's the story on this uma and when do we get her
>>541560221>There’s also something like a 1/4 chance that a human woman can have an Umamusume daughter out of nowhere.Wait, what's this?
>>541560221Outside of the non racer umas it wouldn't be unlike trying to date an athlete most don't make it big.
>>54156034099.9% of people think she looks better without her retard hat, yes.
>>541560039but enough about women
>>541560394She's Special Chud's great-great-granddaughter, she's an outdoor camping freak and has an especially close affinity with wild bears. You won't get her for a long ass time because even JP doesn't have her playable yet.
>>541560394Its spe's great granddaughter
>>541560408I heard somewhere that normal people can give birth to Umamusume and it’s like a 1/4 chance.
>>541560340If you don't love her with her debuffs, you don't deserve her at her best.
>>541560520When did Spe become a chuddy?
I NEED MORE CHIYO
Without the retard hat golshi is just big mejiro mcqueen just like her mom
>>541560520>horse outdoorsman>outdoorshorse>outhorseman
/Uma/ Club has an opening for an active toreina anon looking for an S-Rank club! As always, reply with ID if interested (and it helps if you have a good estimate of what you can gain comfortably too!)
>>541560594They do but the probability wasn't mentioned anywhere lol. 25% will just eradicate the human woman in a few generations
>tracen uniform model is just black void spats under the skirtdisappointing
Chiyo doing bench presses and pumping iron pls
>>541559858just borrow flower and watch as she gives you straightaway adept instead
>>541560865What do you mean black spats are classy and hot
>>541560221>There’s also something like a 1/4 chance that a human woman can have an Umamusume daughter out of nowherethis was only said in a 2018 interview iirc and has not been repeated or shown anywhere else in the franchise while we have and event in game where taanhauser and the player character are confused because a ningen couple has fake uma ears attached to the stroller and guess the couple are "uma racing fans"
>>541560964I need some examples
Japan needs a strong horse descended from Autism Prime in order to win the Arc
>>541559723Really wish they didn't show off Obey in the ED, it's painfully obvious that she's the important one among the gaijins
>>541560865>anon's got the gaySad
coming to global in 2030
>>541561067
>>541560964i meant it looks like there's just no texturing at all, just a black void, in the shape of spats
>>541561157shima shima shorts are better
>>541561172How broken is Almond Eye going to be
>>541561157why is there steam
>>541561172>2030it's not fair
King Halo isn't for (You) right?
please stop...
>>541561136Did they spoil things already? I was expecting them to shill Tony Bin more as a smoke screen.
>>541561362>first class uma for some lowly commonerHilarious joke
>>541560964It looks like Tracen purchased the vantablack pigment spats and give it to all the umas
>>541561362No she's for bully.
>>541559526Companies aren't forcing people to smoke, taxes on cigs is just the state finding an excuse to get gibs.If the state actually wanted to protect people from drugs they would actually do a war on drugs and kill 90% of drug dealers in a week.
>>541561362No, she’s married to one of my club members I’m afraid.
>>541561378GO UP GO UP GO UP NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>541561172wtf bouquet isnt in the game either
>>541561172What's with the cringe reddit name jokes
>>541561172Woaw one piece in uma musume???? woaw
>>541559723do people really see actual historical events that already happened in real life as spoilers?
>>541561507Name him.
>>541561362Here's the list.
>>541561296Her card is a straight upgrade to Kitasan Black. It even has Professor of Curvature and some other stuff.I can’t speak for the trainee though because I don’t have her.
>>541561378class 6 is no longer for the enthusiast-casual level
>>541557067Joined a club to trade shoes and nobody fucking traded shoes and nobody ever got kicked it was crazy. I’m no try hard but it’s like either fp it or kick
>>541561306Because hot
Any idea how can I go gambling in real life online and bet on the horses for the prix tomorrow?
>>541561521Meds
>>541561172Wtf is samsung big, is it another north korean horseSearch results are giving me nothing
>>541561362Bwo don't look up details about her sole G1 win, especially not about her longtime jockey during that race...
>>541560761>umas mate with human men and when they do give birth to either human boys or uma girls>human women also have a chance of giving birth to an uma girl>umas are way more proactive when it comes to seeking relationships than human women>barely any human women in game, like less than 10 in total>when a human woman does show up as a mob they tend to be either trainers or old, showing signs of a population group with a low replacement rateYour wife and daughters are going to be umas, trainer. Your son's wives and daughters will be umas too.
>>541561610what do the stars mean
>...>...>...>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT>SEA SEA SEA SEA SEA SEA>BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN>MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS
>>541561172Bouquet is probably the next Uma for the shuka sho on the 19th
>>541561521gomen gomen
>>541561752an entire generation of men raised by women that can fold them in half even if they're 7 foot tall, work out every day and have 200 pounds of muscle...
>>541561589They should at least act the part and hype based on irl favs then
>>541561875What do Mediterraneans have to do with this?
>>541561742But fukunaga didn't ride her during that takamatsunomiya (actually rode the 2nd placed)
>>541561661unfortunately my club is the same. If I don't see improvement until 1 week from now I think i'll just pass on being a danchud and leave. We can't even reach 10 traded shoes which is why I see the writing on the wall.
>>541561576I love having an excuse to post this. Literally my favorite image to come from this general.
>>541559149sm*kers aren't the smartest people
>>541561875Special Chud would get mad at those words
>>541559149So you say every smoker could be a paypiggu leviathan if they had better priorities?
>>541561610how is mayano top gun only t2 2* she's pretty thirsty for the T
>>541562018....I guess it's a good thing you don't see it. It'll hurt less when it eventually happens.
>>541561591Can’t dox I’m afraid. But he knows who he is…he knows…
>>541562045It’s been maybe two per day for a week. I left my Uma club bc I’m almost quitting and also going on a trip in general. It’s dire out there.
>>541559149The cigs themselves are cheapBut with taxes, they're expensive as shitAnd that's the funny part about an addiction, you can charge whatever you want and still have buyers
>>541561172>still no dantsu flamemoviebwos....
I have like 3~4 gold skills on all my honses on TT and I can't reach 488k what am I doing wrong
>>541562170those lists are never anything but retarded shitpsot fuel, the second you scrutinize individual entries they all fall apart like a house of cards and the creator's obvious bias shows. And before that one guy who says later uma powercreep launch uma on thirst pipes up, you can compare placements of launch uma only and still realize these lists are shit.
>>541562227Chevacchi...
>there are no downhills on the 2200m hanshin racecourse>but there are uphills>run a few laps of the track>end up in the sky
>>541562303Probably a lothttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY
>>541562303You have to also win so make sure your stats are up to par too.
>>541561883I hope so, my jims are ready and the 2019 mares will finally be complete
>>541562425the first uma musume space elevator
I'M GOING TO SAY IT
>borrow tazuna card for the concentration mission>get halfway through her event chain>daiska starts getting constant mood downshaha, nice joke game! it's almost like im cheating on her or something...
>>541562698don't?
50m down another 50m ahead
>>541562425when I catch a juvenile fillie bouncing around the hanshin track my dick only goes up, not down, hope that explains it
>>541562442>>541562463I have the skills that consistently procs and consistent S~SS speed except on long but SS stam on long. I guess just bad luck or witlet issue from my long horses
>>541562769I don't understand, what are you trying to do?
I HATE THE FRENCH
So basically Yaeno Muteki SSR is a must-borrow card for TT umas? All her skill hints are the consistent ones
water the turf nowsummon the rain
>>541562238Its not looking good for us. I give it one more week, and if it doesn't get better I think I just pass the title to someone else.
>>541563036THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>541562407Why don't you make a list then mister expert.
I'm tired Dia...please no sex today..
Air Groove
>>541561378At this rate it'll hit 500K before the end of the month. When's half anni again? I really need those Kita shards if I wanna stay here.
Why is this shit censored in game????
>new guy dancho recruited immediately stops logging inkek
When is the next G1 race bwos?Tenno sho autumn and Kikuka sho should be this month right?
>>541563494
>>541563778Shuka Sho on the 19th
>566 stamina brian, end closer>instalose because i don't hit the min 600 staminai don't know brianbros... this is aids as fuck
King Halo is cute!
>oguri run>rest>sleep deprive>rest>sleep deprive>rest>sleep deprive>rest>sleep depriveTamamo, I am going to strangle you you little shitLet her rest
>>541563763wife
>>541563690>Why is this shit censored in game????Companies pay for and use third party word filters such as dark souls' https://litter.catbox.moe/b4bj88.webm .You have to get creative and this involves a lot of trial and error but general rule is to replace Ls with Is, h with In, S with 5 and so on.
>>541563991That's my Suzuka run right nowSpeed has barely broken 700 speed past senior summer because I've had to waste 5 turns clearing night owl and then migraine
>>541561610>Tachyon>Ambiguosshe takes torena on a date
I can't even hit 1000 speed anymore. I cant get an ace for CM3.
>>541561610this pic alone kills that chart
>>541561193>urara sweaty socksit feels wrong to get aroused by this but...
>>541564324I can hit the stats, I just take what I can get skill-wise
>>541564324You don't spam speed enough, you need to have it at level 5 asap
>>541563690They're watching you
What do you guys do when your uma loses a race she shouldn't?
>>541564324same. It feels like training for this mile CM has made me a worse trainer. I've started failing careers again... I can't even get fantasy Grass Wonder to win her races...
>>541564525I had it at level 5 before Senior Year began. I just dont get enough rainbows because no MLBs.
>>541562170This is basically like those tier charts anon post but because it was from a chinese person people take it as gospel.
>>541564580baby making sex
>>541563690>this is why>is ismaybe
What if I had sex with Chiyono?
for my debuffer i don't need anything higher than lvl 30 rice, right?
>>541564876What if you tried LOVING her instead of just FUCKING her?
WHENCAN IROLLCHIYOOOOO
>borrow Tazuna for the event>train on her square>gives me mood up for freeuh bros? What the fuck? How often does that happen?
>>5415649764 monthsRight before Valentine Mihono
>>541565019Every time for the first time in a run and then rarely afterwards.
I'm done training for CM3 aces, I'm letting Allah takes the wheel. I'm hoping for Group A finals at least, if not I'll just go back clubbing seals in open league until kitasan rerun I guess
>>541565019Always the first time, and then rarely after that (maybe like 10%?)
>>541564976give up global playeryou will roll on summer maru and you will be happy
>>541564915Higher LB's increase hint chance, especially LB2 but I wouldn't waste resources getting copies of that card.
>>541565185honestly might just run this demon again, should be good enough
can we get a new thread so I can post the Chiyo videos again :D
>>541565019She has a ton of mood ups and energy from events and her recreation 2 and 4 also remove bad conditions. She basically makes each run extremely consistent but you'll end up with less stats so she's kinda awkward when you're trying to high roll that one great PvP uma.
Please tell me theyre going to let us roll more than 1 at a time in the future
Tried running 3 speed 3 power and my stam always ends up in the absolute shitter since I don’t have two good parents and borrow a stam parent
>>541565404you think it's less stats? with her giving your cards a multiplier when training with her and losing less energy, i think she's pretty good
>>541565565Deka laisu...
>>541565469with a 9* borrowed parent and 2 power cards I can sometimes make the stam requirement, but often I'm just under it at high 500s.
>>541565404>"less stats">cure condition gauranteed + mood up gauranteed + energy regen + stat bonus in one turn>normally i spend 4 turns to get all of this>i get to spend 3 turns training instead E F F I C I E N C Y
>>541564580Get past my initial confusion.Look into how she jobbed the race.Blame RNG.
>max image limitI hate this
>>541565469Power cards are pretty shit at training stamina, I don't think any of the good ones have stamina bonus. This is in contrast to good speed cards also giving bonus power on training. If you have bad parents you may have to resort to bringing a stamina card or really focusing stamina during summer.>>541565553She's an inconsistent roamer and provides less stats than a real rainbow so the theoretical max for your run goes down while average goes up. Unfortunately PvP is about highrolling into that one great uma where you get a lot of 2+ support card rainbows.
this is it/uma/ will now eos
>>541564324remove your wit card if you cant reach near max speed if you dont run front acethe wit card set up is for niggas that have mlb cards
>general is deadFucking finally One less gacha to play
CHIYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
>>541565962Clubs are dying anyway. Maybe its time for some clubs to merge
>>541565404>you'll end up with less stats so she's kinda awkward when you're trying to high roll that one great PvP umaYeah no, my top like 3-4 highrolls (13800-14460) are all with her. The energy savings and bonus stats go incredibly hard if you're lucky with where she lands.
>>541565907hishiama has stamina bonus. smart falcon too, and she's not bad.
>>541566190Mambo is absorbing lesser clubs. All according to keikaku.
>>541561508FUCK YOU IT'S FALLING FASTER NOW
>>541566357>>541566357>>541566357
>>541561074All of his children are jobbers but
>>541549756You can't just send black athletes to race for you just like IRL though. Stay in your mud.
>>541563964The style to be when you're trying to be borderline stam is late. Late has the lowest sta consumption.
>>541552058It was Nakayama festa, lots of orfevre coping in this thread
