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Bnuuy love
>Hortus civilians run straight into pits even if there's a safe way to the next shrine>they lose HP while doing soIt's fun and games in map 3, but I can already tell this mechanic is going to be hell to manage in the EX stages and bossfight.
>>541570016The Gardener has filtered millions
Bad girl
>>541570025
>>541569549It's not sex tourism... the local loved me...
>>541569782
>>541569227If you ike that kind of stuff then this event is for you, it's all about the good and bad sides of the Inquisition. Should come by in around 6-7 months
>>541570016You can slow them with untargeted slow effects like Ines or Mostima. I'm sure this will have no negative, stage-ruining, event bricking effect come boss stages whatsoever
I'm going to smooch the roach
I decided to try a Lamp + King run and this really should not be legal.
>>541570170Yay!
>>541570016Austin-sama... have mercy on this soul...
>>541570312What is she doing with that?
>>541570170>it's all about the good and bad sides of the Inquisition>the bad sides being that they generally lose and the scum of the earth gets away with everything because RI sides with them
>>541570286It is legal because of 4th and 5th ending stat bloat
Long journey but I'm almost there.Been playing since around Lone Trail release, think I stopped playing for around 2 or 3 months but came right back.I never paid attention to M3ing units so I'm behind on that but w/e
>>541570016Leave them to your big sister Shu.
>>541569443You can switch between release and chronological view here, newcutie
>>541570075RIP my future self.>>541570274Let me have a look at my Ines and Mostima module... oh wait.Well, it's easy for now, but we'll have to see.
>>541570448Absorbing Doc's essence
out of every IS i have NEVER even gotten close to the first boss of IS4 which is sad because sami is like one of the intresting places in the setting
cherish your honse
>>541570573I would not bring Mostima, much less with module...
>>541570737Bruh... beating 1st ending is always the easiest.
>Bobbingkeks and grain budskeks go quiet>low-quality posts start flooding the threadFascinating.
>>541570737Laziness or skill issue?
>>541570887Priestess please take your medication
>>541570765Literally made for doctor small dick
>>541570454>Event specifies how the more "just trying to survive" pirates sided with Juana and the looter shooters barn burners went with Javier and Anastasio>All the pirates that sided with Javier died in the onboarding of the ship the Cuna de Nene boarded or got shanked by the Defensa>Thorns and co. only aren't culled by the Inquisition because Saint Carmen thinks they might be useful giving back hope>The Inquisition succeeding in their previous event efforts, only this time suffering more losses when their leader is one of the antagonists.
>>541570876>>541570909actuall skill issuethe rogue emperor's blade and the stinky fucking shaman always just kills me each timemy combo is specter+perfumer+uh forgot her name the bird who fucks a vampire twink you know who i am talking about anyways what i am trying to say is that it never works ever help
>>541570859Mostima has been my default AoE caster ever since I got her, so I don't have much of a choice there. Plus, bringing the angels to an angel event is nice.
>>541570737The Allfather of Sami fears the King of Tara.
>>541571164Ela can spawn camp EB....
>>541571182NTA but anon's point is because of the sacarsm of the first post that I assume you missed.Movement speed reduction effects will a lot of time negatively affect you (and a few times help, to be honest, but not really that often) in Hortus, because of how the boss fight is.
>>541571164borrow Degenbrecher, Reed2 or Ela
>>541571202It sure does
>>541571257yes but i never did that dont you see
>>541570535Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mVOCb9YiJooh, that's why they're like that
seeing people make so much progress in abt 1~ish year? makes me feel bad abt my currently lvl 70 acc i made in 2020...
>>541570016I gave you the easy way out but oh no, you had to keep running your mouth and keep up appearances. Well, now it is time to pay the piper. You've just made a former RAF commando VERY angry.
Divegrass in a couple hours!
>>541571350The sister of the King of Tara...
>>541571330Ah, I see! I completely missed that since I don't know who the boss is going to be or what their skills are.
>>541571202delicious draco feet...
>>541571151My dick is not small.
>>541571429like what dude you just make me a watch a video of a cow peeing.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/135918383Amiya art
Who would be the best choice here?
will I enjoy Limbus if I think Lobotomy Corporation was shit?
>>541571473MERCY PLEASEGARDENSCAPES IS THE SUPERIOR GAME WE ACCEPT IT
I fucking love Arknights
>>541571625Fuck off retard.
gardengods are the observers. i know this to be true
>>541571587
>>541571637Hmmm. There is no one best choice. They all do different stuff, at about the same level of proficiency
>>541571637SilverAsh. He's the best. Just the best.
>>541571682I dependsAre you agp?Are you on hrt?Do you use discord?
>>541571637SA
>>541571637SilverAsh but he also needs his E2.Blaze, Saria, and Mountain is good at E1. Exu is good vs drones but uhh I dunno, decent enough choice but I would put her last.
>>541571637They're all good. SilverAsh has the biggest damage skill if you want that, Saria the most different from how Thorns plays.
>>541571625Hot
>>541571728no one here is korean tho
>>541571637SilverAsh since I think his S3 + reveal passive will help newcuties a lot. You need to get him to E2 for most of his potential though.Otherwise I think Saria is a good option.
>>541570016You are not ready for "him".
Please mr lowlight Minos event I beg of you mr lowlight pweeeeaseeeeee
>>541571613the racial choices for the shu event operators
>>541571637Silverash > Saria > Mountain > Exusiai > Blaze
>>541571637In terms of current endgame power, Saria > Silverash > ThornsThe rest aren't worth getting
>>541571723Whole IS4 was Austin coming to collect.And earlier it took the two most legendary figures of the setting and their armies to push back his earlier manifestation.
>>541571637>Blazegreat laneholder, can do wallhacks since her skill gives her +1 range>Exusiaigreat ranged op, fell off recently since enemies have a billion defense. Solid choice all around>SAread above>SariaWas the undisputed BEST healer defender up until Shu's release. Great for both survivability and DPS since her S3 lowers arts RES>MountainThe one unit immune to powercreep. Low cost, great attack plus self healing. Best laneholder in the game
I love you /akg/
>>541571473>>541571863Bropipis, you're scaring me...
>>541571994>The one unit immune to powercreepuuuuhhhhh...
Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9https://drawpipi.com
Uika is so pretty...
>>541571637While SA is strong having both your 6*s come online at e2 will leave you a bit weak in the early game
>>541571637If you want a big nuke, SA, but I'd go with Saria
>>541571805no to all three questions. I'm guessing I won't enjoy the game?
>>541571473>>541571863Can you not summon the destroyer of worlds?
>>541570016Austin-sama filtered billions of chinese players.
>>541570089Would smooch on her ice cold lips.
>>541572147You should ask /lcg/ instead bwo, you're in the wrong general.Just play Ruina
>>541570887Wyell Bobbing is actually relevant. He's getting a new operator record soon, might actually be worth keeping an eye out on his since he is Maylander related and they may be involved in Kjerag. Strangely all of the new ones other than Mantra are Columbian (Pinecone and Tippi). Might finally see Lotus reappear in the Pinecone record hopefully.
>>541572075You really can't beat the combo of self healing, good dps, and low DP cost. Has something better and more convenient released in CN that I am not aware of?
>>541571994>>Exusiai >great ranged op, fell off recently since enemies have a billion defense. Solid choice all around >>SA >read above Lol, they're not the same. SilverAsh is still considered one of the better ops since he can actually bypass most def. Exu fell off ages ago.
>>541571994some recent events (thorns2, yu, babel rerun) have had billion hp, 4 defense enemies that exu can rape to death.
>>541572249Gladiia is free and serves a similar function.
>>541572250SA's niche is doing big damage while revealing things. You have a thousand operators for the former and the later is situational
>>541570016Shut up you idiot, you don't want to draw *HIS* attention towards us.
>>541571994I can name like 5 laneholders better than Mountain off the top of my head. Every Abyss Hunter not named Skadi or Andreana, Pepe, almost any Defender, etc...
>>541572182And EN ones. Remember the threads during Hortus?
Funny enough, Hortus was so fucking annoying that HG even tagged it as "Challenging"
>>541572307>You have a thousand operators for the former and the later is situationalNot if you're a Newfag who needs to choose from a ticketAnd even if you had every other op besides those SA would still be the best pick
>>541572081Built for Sakiko
>Lotus>Monica>Beagle's corpse Place your bets, which one will come first?
>>541572373First of all fuck YOU and second that's really arguable. His self healing plus the nice damage just makes him a very comfortable no brainer of an unit, and even then, none of the shitters you mentioned (sans gladiia) are available for the newcutie
>>541572373mountain still has the fact that hes stupid cheap, works well at e1 lvl1 and the hp regen is good enough to tank stuff like mortar guys.
>>541572416Huh? Oh shit, events have tags.>check HortusNo fucking way! AhahaHAHAHA
>>541572336I don't think the Gardenscapes guy is that scary. If he was all that, he would have already kille
Exusiai is cool and totally worth getting.Don't listen to doomfags.
>>541572448I don't even know who Monica is before googling it. Beagle first if they continue the RI centric storyline, unless we got a new set of Columbia event, then Doma. Monica won't even have the same look post-plastic surgery.
>>541571994>>Exusiai>great ranged op, fell off recently since enemies have a billion defense. Solid choice all aroundHalf of the Masses Travels enemies are fliers with low def, high res, and gajillion HP.
>>541571682I dropped it after 2 months, the game genuinely felt horrible to play and the story isn't any good at all despite being shilled as a game with good story.
the real problem with mountain is that you're telling a newpipi to have one of their very few 6* units be mountain
>>541571613i'd watch a video of this specific cow peeing
>>541572526Bropipi there's no world where you can say that Skadoo is a "decent laneholder". That's not a slight.
>>541572637This is the bara furry general.
>>541572561...in opposite day
>>541572590>>541572448Should have said Incandescence rather than Monica
>>541572336Austin isn't worth shit, any one of my operators could easily
>>541572526I didn't mean any offense, im a Skadifag. Andreana can't block, and Skadi is an Offense operator, not a Defense operator. Do I still use her for laneholding? Yes. But shes made for offense.
>>541572604yeah man that's why I included>Solid choice all aroundbecause she's still pretty good even if she gets raped by high def
>>541572561
>>541572637Mountain comes online at E1 so perfect newcutie material vs Silverash's fatass
>>541572541>works well at e1 lvl1This right here is really the best thing about Mountain. Mine is still E1 and he works great.For E2 he needs 4 crystalline units and that's A LOT for a newbie.
I need Perly Werly
>>541572754Oh THAT Monica. I saw Roy's ugly mug and assume it was the other cunt.
>>541572551I just checked and the only events that HG tagged as "challenging" are- Hortus- Stultifera Navisbasically all the events that the community have dubbed as "annoying"
>>541572049SMOOCH
>>541572416What other events are "Challenging"?
>>541572909fishe2
>>541572903Sorry, I'm not gay.
>>541572892Yeah, I just checked too.And Invitation to Wine is the only "moderate".
>>541572909His event
>>541572892They should've included Ling's event too. Those Waregeist are annoying as well.
>>541572892>mfw didn't have any trouble with Hortus
Oh nyo, dyivegrass is kill
>>541572995>using a water cannon against a deep sea creature
>>541572556>>541572759Remember your place
I unironically like the "Challenging" events, HG should make more events with annoying as fuck gimmicks
>>541573150I like annoying gimmicks, I like them a little less when you get to the challenge stages and the condition is "you are not allowed to use the annoying gimmick anymore"
>>541573071>deep sea creatureThis bitch die if you swim with them upward.
>>541572956SMOOOOOOOCH
I still use Exu because her angel blessing is a good buff, and she still wrecks when next to Skadiva.
>>541572892SN was sovl and kino, chudbeit?
>>541573256skadi posted this
>>541572956All nyoposters are gay.
>I FUARKING KILLED THE SHAMAN ALL I NEEDED WAS TO WAIT AN ENITER YEAR FOR LAPIPI2damn how come none of you guys figured that out
>>541572995The eternal ruler of the nine realms.
>>541572995Is it possible for HG to recreate this magic now that operators do like 10 different things?
>>541573303>and she still wrecks when next to Skadivatruly the best unit in the game
FatASS
>>541573561Always has been, red didi my beloved.
>>541573381nyo
>>541573067I didn't either. I think it's a matter of roster where I had plenty of defenders.
>>541573256thats what land dwellers look like when they swim down too
>>541573256If we dragged you down here to the depths at that speed you would look ugly too.
>https://x.com/Chicary_high/status/1974885094331748615C!
>>541573725>>541573798IRENE KINS ARE POSTING HERE AGAIN
>>541573841Hot Dog, Would too
no sexobe
I never have problems with any level since I just watch chink guides from youtube
Chirp chirp chirp
>>541574025Even IS?
>>541573856Ishar'mla welcomes you in her embrace all the same, dryback.
>>541573649she was my first m9 e290. i love her
i never really used my skadi rojai pulled on the banner for kal
>>541574045
>>541572956>i love agk Too late dude
>>541574025dumb guidefag
>>541574193Shes super useful if you ever want to make your Marksmen and Drone Casters actually scary
Alright I went with Saria because even though Silver Ash was the one most people recommended she was the other most frequent and is cuterTried to reply directly but the system took it as spam…
>>541570887Notice
>>541574239bnuuys are so cute bwos
>>541574194Built for Nun habit
>>541574193>i pulled on the banner for kalbrings me good memories. My first 10 pull in the game
>>541574194*hyperomegasuperdupertriplebackflipsmooch*
>>541574393Based, shes good. I use her S1 or S2 most of the time.Her S3 is one-of-a-kind, but its something you set yourself up to take advantage of.
>>541573520Basically impossible. That webm has a lot of the at the time better or meta ops, Lapp did make it trivial but you wouldn't bring her blind unless you're a lappfag. Now the meta ops>Have elemental damage to bypass most resistances usable anywhere as a bomb (Tragodia)>Have very high hitcount, DPS and DPH for walls, scales highly with buffs (Exu2)>Have anywhere you need invis reveal and CC at helidrop (Ines)>Have global range with Silence built and RES shred (Lapp2/GG and Yu)>Have easy to use, unconditional true damage AOE with high healing (M3)There's almost nothing a combination of a few of those, not even all, would shred instantly for normal or elite enemies, at most a boss like PRTS' gimmick catching people off guard or the giga statbloat of nuVEC.
I won't roll for someone called "Tragodia" god that shit is even worse than necrass
>>541573520Not really, we're never going back to that peak fun because we have>true damage out of the wazoo>fake true damage even on operators without any relation to fake true damage (modules)>global silence>more kinds of anti-dodge mechanics and attacks (including modules)Anti-dodge was Fartooth's niche...
>>541574126I have 400 pulls ready to spark her twice for pot6 in the Exu Covenant banner. It will be glorious.
>>541573029Ling's event was not even the worst chink event, Dusk's was worse
>>541574393She is very versatile even at E1. Silverash gets most of his value from E2, which means more resources spent.Now you must collect the rest of the family.
Sex?
>>541574813Fartooth...Useful...
Saria?Cute?
>>541573071I don't get it, just add more pressure.
>>541574809From τραγῳδός (tragōidós, “singer and dancer in the tragic choir; tragic actor”)He's far too high IQ for you
>>541574809I hate the name too, but no, a word that looks like "Tragedy" in a different language is not even in the same realm as "Necrass". Necrass is like a joke that somehow made it past all forms of non-existent quality control, permanently labeling a character they built up in the story as a literal joke.They could have just named her "Necrotic Asshole" and it would have been a better operator name.
No wonder most sankta girls have him blacklisted.
thread reminding me of how peak SN was...
>>541574959Dusks event was great to read thougheverbeit. I laughed when Kroos showed Dusk the toy that Nian have her, only for Dusk to be like "You fools! You let HER in!" And then Nian popped out of the toy and had a big anime fight with Dusk.
>>541575172Meanwhile our engineering girls are all over him.Our engineers are sluts.
>>541575162It sound like FAGGOTria
>>541574813>tfw I used Toot for all the SN stages as my antidodge because I was too retarded to know the easier options were a thing>Even for Endpipi forma de dodge so she had to spawpeek him in EX-8 while he was blockedGood times
>>541575296Reading by itself here is tagged as "challenging"But we're talking about the events here, mechanics, the gameplay.
>>541575186>yurisaar melty
>>541575342bro...
Rrrrrrrrrats
>>541575342Why do you think about faggots enough to hear them randomly?
>>541575296>Dusks event was great to read thougheverbeit. You clearly have no idea how to read if you can't even understand what the post chain is talking about.
>>541574393Another based yuri enjoyer
>>541575153More likely than you think
>>541575342>read A and G next to each other>FAGGOT I SEE FAGGOTobsessed
>>541575447
Saria looks like a man.
>>541575326why are our pipis like this...
Absolute worst codename in our employment?
Saria looks like a woman with penis
>>541575342you people can't be saved
>>541575396Well im talking about the text. It was good.>>541575528Well excuse me princess. I am talking about the text, not the gameplay. You couldn't figure that out?
>>541574858Make sure to M6 her since both her S2 and S3 are damn good! S2 is a comfy healing + 220 attack for nearby units whereas S3 is global true damage. People sleep on the later
Saria is good for cuddling
>>541575326This nigger is stealing my pipisI won't stand for this
>>541575692Surely it has to be Necrass.
>>541575692Anyone who uses their real name as a codename. Even the shittiest, most poorly thought out codename is still better than using your own name as a codename.
>>541575518>this spread outside of /akg/That's hilarious, holy shit
>>541575657They're grasping at straws for a lack of suitable male ops.
>>541575238It was all so much simpler back then
>>54157046810 limited ops in 2 years.. not bad
>>541575641Sorry I mispelled mom
>>541575807
Saria, degen, and gladidi are all cute women, and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
>>541575692Necrass and Greythroat>>541575807No bully
>>541575926theyre HANDSOME women, get it right.
>>541575926I want to beg the three of them to wear cute cat lingerie.
Why did they make the 4 star on the snake hag banner an erotic hag bird
>>541575692Necrass, hands down.
>>541575926Saria smokes (source: Nori) so she's automatically uncute.
>>5415761194*s could use erotic hags
>>541575692Hello Mister
I love when girls come with handlebars
>>541575989Cute
utterly forgotten
>>541575692Aside from Necrass, Wis'adel W's name was fine, Wis'adel is like a 11 year old Victorian trying to be deep
>>541576451I literally mentioned our canon croc gf last thread.
>>541576512never read whatever event or story wis'adel was tied to, why is she using tht name anyways?
>>541576184Deadbeat dad would probably let Ifrit smoke and drink too. I'm glad Olivia took the kids
>>541576512you're the only person that still cares about her
>>541576617The pink devil gave it to her in chapter 14.
>>541576617she wanted her own name and not one she borrowed from a dead dudenothing wrong with the name itself, dude is just malding over her as per usual
>https://skeb.jp/@MirankO/works/202Archetto
>>541576479>Wis'adel is like a 11 year old Victorian trying to be deepI think that's the point. She's illiterate and stunted
>>541576919>skebStop posting paywalled/loginwalled shit
>>541576617It's literally wish + kazdel.
>>541576794That seemed more like malding over the name than Walter like normal
Doctor...
come to think of it, saria+silence, texas+lapp/exu, franka+liskarm, chen+hoshi (the list goes on) was pretty common to see from the beginning of this general to... i'm not surewhen exactly did yuri become anathema to today's troubled youth?the visceral response here feels pretty recent
>>541576950>>541576479It means "wish for home" in sarkaz...
>>541576994https://x.com/MirankO/status/1974887452230988023
>>541577075>feels pretty recentIt's not
>>541576617>why is she using the name given to her by the person she admired the mostGee no idea anon
Also she was named by Theresa.Fucking skipfags.
>>541576994Well if it's not fully posted elsewhere and I'm not going to reupload it, what the fuck do you want? Even pixiv requires logins by your logic, do you not want pixiv links here either?
>>541576715Lmao is that supposed to mean something? You can't argue against canon.
>>541576692Underage drinking is based actually.
>>541577010>>541577090oh... thats cute...
>>541577275Just... post the pic here? Catbox it?How can paypiggies be so fucking retarded, I swear.
>>541576692Or worse. Ifrit could have ended up with The Stupid.
>>541577075Blame HG for making most of them canon for (you).
>>541577075>recentWrong. We've disliked it from the start of the general, back when we had tripfags like Brat around.
>>541577412>paypiggiesI didn't pay shit retard. Skeb has a bunch of art which you're only going to see uploaded there.
GG!
>>541577075People realized that yurifags are mentally ill undesirables that ruin every thread that permits them to fester.
Love my wife, that is all.
>>541577389it's not. t. been drinking since I was 11–12 years old, and now I’m mentally retarded
>Hehe... doktah... My new name shall be...>Ihopeprtsdie.>Weird, aint it? It means 'I hope priestess dies' in Sarkaz
>>541577229>I don't know how to read just like W so I'm ignoring the first half of what you said. Excuse me, I need to go eat more glueGee, weird thing to say anon
>>541576479Wis'adel is sovlful. A sarkaz picking their own name instead of just stealing someone else's is a sign of progression. Just because you hate W doesn't mean you can lie about shit
>>541569443>https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Arknights_TimelineNo.>>541571164At you playing at A18 instead of A10 for score or A12 for badges and alt bosses? You can still overpower EB's damage at those levels and kill him. And if your damage is good enough you don't even have to tank as much.Shaman's pretty manageable since you often want an AoE medic anyway. Nest it with deployment order and use your vouchers to make sure you got decent dps and block which you are getting for Sami anyway.Your start isn't that important for the midbosses compared to just recruiting something to handle them by then.
shut up about the infected and the sarkaz for one second holy shit this isnt even a battle plan meeting this is lunch
*catches your thoughts*
>Wis'adel is sovlful
>>541577664*smooch*
Ah... I miss Priestess... I want to have 12 dimensional sex while we watch yet another planet die again...
>>541577710It's okay anon...
>>541577275>I'm not going to reupload itYou are self-defeating in your purpose to get people to see what you want to show, because you DON'T want to show it.Hang yourself right this moment, or else I'll have to put an end to you myself.
>teekaz means "one who owns a home">wisadel means "wishing for a home"so what the fuck was kazdel? homehome?
>>541577710Why do priestessfags have dysfunctional childhoods?
>>541577941Episode 18 involves a threesome between the Doctor, Priestess, and mindbroken Kal'tsit.
How do people get addicted to alcohol? 99% of drinks taste revolting. Like cold piss with lemon
>>541578062They are mentally ill for a reason.
>>541578062>>541577710This answers a lot of questions, actually
>>541578041Imagine a house.Imagine it's two story building with beautiful garden.Imagine getting kicked out from said home by a bunch of motherfucking aliens and their pets.Imagine their pets shitting and fucking inside your home.Imagine being consigned to some dirty garden shed.Imagine being told that it's your home now and don't you dare leave it.The Sarkaz would never be home until Terra is Kazdel.
>>541577874Kek, reminded me of jokes from 5 years agohttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Ty4y167ow/?from=search&seid=11198601426213814003We truly have become, Arknights
>>541578062That one's a special case.
>>541578262Sarkaz deserved each and every single razing of kazdel.
>>541578065Kal gets the cuck chair. My dick, and my love thus, is exclusive to Priestess
>>541578328Stupid goy.*SMACK*
>>541571994>>541572250y module exu got def ignore and low def/hitcount content has been making a comeback the last 2 years. They start with a warfarin voucher and it's only 3 months and 2 weeks to the shamare voucher to meltSilverash got an arts damage module>>541572075Vulpipi only meant you had two and what grand news that was with all the hey hold 3-4 lanes retard maps>>541572090There's no dead zone anymore because of the 5* E2 voucher. They get full power supports from the start, limp their way to IS, then they can E2 two 6*'s
>>541578178I don't drink but I've liked every wine I've tasted. I couldn't name them though.
>>541578328Delphine...
If you're so good at names rename some operators then
>>541578065>>541578359Don't try and twist what will happen. Get in your chair.
>>541578262i dont really give a shit about that part does "kaz" mean home or "del" mean home pick one
>>541577075We've had an influx of children into the general and all the insecurities that come with that>>541578178To demonstrate my point
>>541578457Civilight Eterna -> Theresa
>>541578484kaz mean kaz. As in Sarkaz and TeekazKazdel is the home of the kaz
>>541578457I will rename Rockrock to Rock.
>>541577892Thinking if I should do Ptilopsis (forma de ptilopsis leucotis) or Snegurochka (forma de coloeus dauuricus) in the drawpipi next week.
>>541578041Yes, it means homehome
>>541578178Some people react differently to stimuli.I've smoked weed before and barely does shit to me, it just feels kinda nice. My brother literally dissociates from reality and can't even form a sentence.That's why going for hard drugs is dangerous, if it hits the spot your brain literally ravages from the inside out for more of it.
>>541578457Civilight Eterna ->Theresa -> CEpipi
>>541578457I dub Necrass as Charon
>>541577646So it's not so much about yuri itself as it is the fanbase?
>>541578480>theresa topping anyoneshe is a weakass bitch she folded so hard to her genocidal subjects and instead of getting mad that they are trying to kill her friends and partners she still tries to go the>Y-Y-Y-YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE HAD A HARD LIFE
>>541578505>having functional taste buds makes you a childI've been here for a while
>>541578645>naming the necromancer after the boatman who's supposed to ferry the dead to the afterlife[ ... ]
4 more days left before Shitress takes another huge L.
>>541578457Horn -> WhornBagpipe -> SlagpipeSaileach -> Slutleach Reed the Flame Shadow -> Reed the Street Walker
>>541578835She ferries them back out
>>541578881I wonder who might be behind this post...
>>541578262>Thirty-four times did Kazdel fall.>Six hundred and seventy-five times did Kazdel fall.>Three thousand four hundred and twenty-one times did Kazdel fall.>The shortest it took was three days, between the rebuilding of Kazdel's walls, and the hoofs of pegasi trampling it to dust.>Time and again Kazdel was destroyed. Time and again, it was rebuilt.>Time has changed our faces and theirs. But the way has never ended. Our resistance never wavered.>But each rebuilding of Kazdel took longer than the previous one.>Our civilization was devastated. Our arts were forgotten.
i would have gone with strumpet to keep the musical instrument theme personally
>>541578480Priestess>thriving, happy, unbotheredKal>D□□D. M□SS□NG. G□N□
>>541578834Grow up, drink milk and eat your veggies, Prieestesskek
>>541578841>E-Episode 15 was a Priestess L because Doc hates her now!!!! Please ignore everything she did that fucked over Rhodes Island...Contemplate the thought process.
>>541578178You're not supposed to taste alcohol, zoomerbro...anything sweet you add is to mask the aftertaste, not to make the drink enjoyable. Go ask your dad how to drink shots and you'll understand
>>541578531>>541578637*smack*it's the crown we recruited, not theresa. she's dead
>>541578178You don't drink for the taste when you're an alcoholic. I sure as hell didn't. It's more about the feeling you get from drinking, a change in how your brain processes thoughts. You don't start addicted either, it just kind of happens eventually and after a certain point, your brain chemistry changes and that feeling you have when drinking is now what feels normal. Your body physically needs it or you will die (at least you feel that way, and after long enough you unironically will without proper medical care).Also some drinks can taste good, you have to develop a taste for garbage, similar to developing a taste for some healthy food
>>541578457Eblana to Anabel
>>541579136such sore losers! Priestess will lose in due time as is the nature of a vilain, but for now she remains absolutely a winner!
>>541578178By having good taste?
>>541579305Sorry, Priestessfags can't relate with good taste.
>>541579234>developing a taste for some healthy foodis there a training regimen for such a superpower?
>>541579336that's a big popcorn
>>541579165You're only a man if you drink straight gasoline desu
I don't care about you fags do irlArknights.
>>541579387Yeah, you get away from processed goyslop until your tastebuds rest.
you guys still think poz won
>>541579387I started liking spinach after long enoughI can't get past the texture though so I have no idea. I've just always been told "everyday until you like it" which is bullshit. The better tip is try cooking it different ways
You guys have an yuri schizo here too?
>>541578617people are just born with different tolerances. I start feeling full before I'm able to get drunk
>>541577639Cute
>>541579476I aint seen a single name out of the EpsDurin Island Files yet
>>541579508>anNo, but we do have shitposters
Alcohol is haram.
Cannabis and chill (sex) with Deepcolor and Asbestos.
>>541579609The EP-ST-1 files will be uncovered soon
>>541579508Most generals tend to have at least one annoying yurikek that's always fishing for attention and being obnoxious
there is no alcohol in Arknights only bubbly barley juice
>>541579508>yuri schizo>singulargod i wish it was just one>>541579634ironically, muslims will fucking screech at you for telling them this at a club
>>541579882Eh I found them to hate pigs more than alcohol. Arknights. Also I would never hate you Susie.
*poof*
>>541569782Pri!
>>541579846https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Bob%27s_Beers
>>541580009Thats what he just said bro. He said they would screech at you for saying alcohol was harram.
>>541580072Vulpipi has seen a lot in her lifeBut this... she'd rather not talk about this...
>>541580072"Let me imitate Kal'tsit real quick"
>>541579921Sneggs
Did I miss divegrass? I took a nap and had a nightmare.
>>541580321Nope, still a match to go before our game.
test
>>541580072Dobermann did this with Jessica too
>>541579846https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Loxic_Kohl
>>541580321What did you see? Priestess?
I think.
YuriKINO won, zoomoids tradcucks lost.
>>541580536I never realised that the female Jellyfish is an Iberian.
buzzwords wonnormal speech lost
>>541580775pozzednvke
>>541580072If you're going to fall off the rails, might as well make a splash doing it.
>>541580765>procreative sex before marriageDevil WHORE!
Question, Qiubai's talent 1 does additional damage to enemies that are "Slowed". So is this permanently ON if Mostima is deployed with her module that does global slow?
>>541580692
post bunbuns
>>541580887Get fucked Priestess, you infertile bitch.
>>541580952No, Mostima, Manticore, Ascalon, and Saria reduces mspd while QB wants the sluggish status
>>541580952no, slow and mspd reduction are separate effects
>>541580887We're still legally married to priestess. Having 2 wives is haram
>>541580952That isn't a slow it's a "movement speed reduction"
>>541581053>>541581067>>541581110I have been playing this game incorrectly for over a year holy fuck
>>541581040
>>541580321>>541580374There a reason my video isnt videoing? The fuck is going on
>>541580760What did you think she was? Her 2nd skin even references the other Iberians, and her lines mention them too.
>>541580952Movement speed reduced isn't sluggish. QB's main bitch is Suzuran s3, Aak s3, Ela s3
>>541581048>Get fucked PriestessGet to it, Doctor.
>>541580873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZYFo1Lmdc
>>541581236You forgot logos
>>541581202Works on my machine. Try reloading the tab?
Hey, uhhh, little guy... I'm pretty sure the sea is far away from here. Are you lost?Feels like I'm back in Iberia again...
>>541581202(((They))) spliced your fiber to split off and copy your traffic. It's blurry cause the DEI hires can't do anything right.
>>541581195
>>541581361cheating sex with this thing
>>541580536all the hot operators in the game are Iberian, the Not hot ops aren't. im noticing
>>541581361Oh yeah, this caused a meltdown here when we first saw the event. Crying about how fishe were invading other plotlines or whatever.
>>541581312For some reason I can't put my finger on I don't think Logos has the slow uptime to reasonably enable QB
>>541581361he's right where he wants to be
>>541581462Definitely on the spectrum, but also very hot.
>>541581361The event takes place in Iberia
>>541581312I just looked him up and is this for his Talent 1? 40% chance to slow for 0.8s seems pretty bad
>>541581510Wyell you're wrong
>>541581202For some reason Twitch fucks up with embedding on some browsers. I'm using Edge just to watch.
>>541580072My Ulpipi did this same shit with his S3 and actually took me a while to understand what the fuck just happened
>>541581510it's a decent uptime, and he's also giving her +150 arts damage on all 3 of her attack instances alongside some RES shred. ela or suzu are better for QB's standalone damage obviously but nobody will complain about QB losing a bit of damage in exchange for getting to use logos. then again ela is also providing a good chunk of her own damage
I don't like Priestess, I just want to nuke Terra. When that objective is fulfilled, I will abandon Priestess as well. I will be alone in the barren cosmos. And I will be happy.
>>541581629>seems pretty badHim Suzu and QB is the highest damage combo in the game in global>Attacks inflict -10 RES and Arts damage taken +150 on targets for 5s.
>>541581706It really was the browser. Goddamn I've had just about enough of these Brave niggers. Not the first time shit just didnt work. Thanks.
>>541581503Fishe content was cool so far, but this is unexpected for sure.>>541581552Ah, I see. I thought we're further inland since they were hunting and so on. Guess we're not that far away.
>>541581361Don't worry about it. It just wants to feed.
>>541580536AS WE SAIL, SHE'S HERE WITHIN US, OLE.
>>541581687Nyif he's nyout of sync with Nyqb's nyattacks?
>>541581841Doctor wouldn't say this
Blemi in goal today!Blemi will catch the ball today!
>>541581893It's literally not brave's fault. Everyone is waging war on adblockers. The "I just wanted to play video games" meme is going to come true at this rate.
... get your disappointed mlynar pics ready
>>541582206Nyhe will Nyapply Nyer Nyown Nyind Nyuntil Nyey Rysynanc
>>541580873I wonder if you can Ulpipi S3 + Mon3tr S3 with perfect timing so they chain to each other
>>541582453I hyate that I can ryead this
>>541582321Kroos owes me sex
>>541580765>Press both buttons at the same time
>>541582321Mr. Nothing's hands
0^0 T^TT^T T^T
>>541582453>23%>Will immediately desync again due to the speed differenceNyever. Nyogus is nyetired
>>541582283the only way this ends is with blemish jobbing even harder than theresissy yesterday
>>541582784nyo. jyust nyuse byoth nyand kyill nyosmontis nyeven nyarder.
>>541582997Mnyai Nyat!!!!
Kroos...
>>541582997thyis nyis cheatnying!
purichan!
>>541580543Sadly(fortunately?) nothing arknights related, and instead almost pissing myself related.The walls in my house wasn't acting right, couldn't find my toilet and had to piss in a bottle which wasn't enough, but then I could find the toilet so I wouldn't spill, which was obvious dream logic to me, so I woke up.Honestly, I'd take some ominous Priestess visions and maybe some vivid crystallization over stuff like that. Can't remember I had a cool dream or even nightmare, and not something like I was riding a bike down a hill and fell over or about to piss myself in my own home.
>>541582997also it works in fake content like IS5
>>541582660Why are they all so smug
Suss!
>>541583448>posting NTRPack it up folks, thread is gonna go downhill from here.
Thorns can't save you now!
>>541578178I used to drink on holidays and some occasions, but after I drank myself to oblivion on my birthday 2 years ago, I have a natural disgust to alcohol. Even smelling it makes me vomit.
>>541583557Nyes, cyan I gyet nyaaaaa......
My soulmate!!!!
Priestess is cure to my mental illness
>>541583648This also happened to me but with wine.Man, why couldn't I just ruin a shit tier drink for me instead.
the new meta will be the 4* agent as a QB enabler
>>541583713>ywn watch a star die alongside your eternal partner
Yuriknights
>>541584158that child is mine btw
>>541583448what's his class gonna be, has to synergize with his family
>>541584220Hi Ch'en from Arknights!!!
>>541584335Burn ritualist
>>541584148Sounds romantic
>>541584220Based kidnapper
>>541584220Well, of course, lesbians can't reproduce.They are also not technically women for this reason.
>>541583593>NTR>Art of married husband and wifeVulpisfoglia will never be for (you). (You) cannot compete with her husband.
>>541584148Just take her hand, Doc.
Our divegrass match is coming up next, the intra-FGO slaughter's just ending
>>541584682Proof? Like daughter like mother.
>>541584702I am incapable of doing thus because the ever foul Theresa has bewitched me...
>>541584767Why do they even have two generals? /akg/ /endg/ situation?
>>541584682Any image of an operator getting touchy with a man who isn't Doc is NTR, plain and simple. There are other boards to post your fetish in, jeet.
>>541584789You love devils
>>541583713>this mental illness is a cure to my mental illness
>>541583593Uphill*
>>541584682Just ignore him, he's probably from hsr looking to stir shit
>replying seriously to obvious shitposts
>>541584839Not quite, it's still the same game. It's just that their time lag on the NA server is 2 years instead of our comfier ~6 months.
>>541584839Arknights and Endfield are two different games, so that's not a good comparison./fgog/ and /fgoalter/ are playing the same game, just on different servers.
>>541584784Kitsune oyakodon
Why did you feed the animal
>>541584875Yes, but not this type of devil. Theresa and her kind are nothing but a mistake made by us so, so long ago. I miss Priestess
Our divegrass friendly against /gbpen/ is in the pre-game now. Come check it out!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>541584959That's why I posted the prelude to porn, but shitposters are somehow better at ignoring bait than normal people in the general
time to close thread
>>541584839Niggas are 2 (two) (två) (צוויי) (kaksi) (dois) years behind the main JP server, allways have been, allways will be.
We CANNOT lose this match.
Waifufag melty. Other men exist deal with it.
>>541585075>>541585197>GBPGran Blue Phantasy?
>>541585197You underestimate our power.
>>541585197PLEASE don't make us suffer this eternal humiliation ritual.
>>541585075>/fgoalter/'s retirement match was a 6-0Grim.
Personally, I think Suzudad should impregnate Suzumom again.
>>541585143And they're good little secondaries who like the wait
>>541585325Deserved, most obnoxious general on /vg/ for a couple years
Personally, I think Suzudad should be impregnated by Doctor
>>541585325Wait, /alter/'s retiring? I guess it makes sense with performance like that.
>>541585273Girls Band Party EN!
>>541585039Just wait a little longer to stand by her side.
Nothing wrong with other men having sex with our OPs.
>>541585075>>541585197This 0? That's how many goals they will score, because blemi will save them all!
>>541585325one final rape. to death, this time. this is how a man should send off his rival>>541585440how so?
>>541585464cute.
>show Priestess as the villain of the story>release a romantic PV of her and Doctor a couple of weeks laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw8QON6V778What did Lowlight mean by this?
>>541585325>retirementExcuse me?
>>541585197>/akg/ vs /gbpen/
>>541585528Priestess is endgame, duh
EOS NYOW!
>game crashed
>>541585491>blemi's in>the game crashes
aieee priestess what are you doing?
I warned you.
Priestess tried to save you, will you listen or will you submit to /gbpen/ raping you?
Blemikvso
>>541585528It's the good ending
>>541585504They were the fastest general a long time ago and would constantly shit up the other gacha generals. Basically what the hoyo threads are now but in 2018-19
>>541585693We patched in our cheats. We're guarantee to win
Ooops
>>541570016
The lynchpin has been modified. Please do not resist.
Saria raping you until your bones break so she can repair them and keep raping you
How does she keep doing it...
>Vs yuri>Priestess deletes the gameBASED
now we can blame the nikker when we lose
Maybe Priestess is based after all
Oh nice another match we'll lose
When did they start adding unlimited mats that can be redeemed with currency in the events? It's a great addition being able to choose between it and LMD.
>>541585948AIIIEEEEE SILENCE, HELP ME!
>>541586463A few events ago. For now, it's only Kohl but Mango ore will come pretty soon.
It starts.
PUT HIM BACK
>Blemidogshit
Enter
what is romsontis doing help with the defense dont leave it all to blemi
>>541586463Like grand overture or something. Mangos soon>But why not all the matsSmall indie megacorpo
win = sakikokaz steps on youlose = sakikohuman steps on you
Why did we bench Block Cero again?
No....the bnuuy scored on us...
Look on the bright side. If this was theresis, it would be 2 - 0
Please no jobbing!
priestess? PRIESTESS?? HELP!the yuri... it's too strong...
Great start guys...
>>541586760Some schizo just really wanted her off.
>>541586736She only has 275 def bro. >>541586760Tourists control the polls
>>541586787WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY?
>remove Theresis>lose
>>541586787DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BLEMISH
>>541586787>>541586787>>541586787>>541586787>>541586787>>541586787>>541586787
>>541586787
miss me?
>>541586787Kill yourself
reminder: therea's entire existence is nothing more than a mistake made by two scientists
Great fucking job. I'm botting the next poll to sack Blemishit btw.
>>541586787RUMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apologise
Banish her to uma
>>541586573>>541586742Will the mango be in addition to the Kohl or will it replace it? Having a bunch of mats available for redemption is looking to be a must these days given how many more mats have been added since I stopped playing.
>take theresis out of net>lose
horse meat is back on the menu boys
>>541587082supposedly addition
AIIIIEEE NO PRIESTESS SAVE ME
>>541587082In addition
Game doesn't count since it's on the wrong stadium with the wrong ball
Do you need help?
Tag me in boss
>>541587121>>541587139Nice! Does this mean more mats will continue to be added over time?
we're a f*cking yuri thread now...
100% winrate btw
Why did rosmontis try and tackle it off thorns?
I'm moving generals. Bye.
We're all pulling for the collab girls right? Lowlight couldn't give us a clearer sign
>>541587317CN's still at mangos so >small indie megacorpo please understando verry hardo :(
it's over
>>541587056Silence, dork
Are we the most washed up team in divegrass right now?
This is getting embarrassing
>>541587480wtf weedy is sex...?
biweekly reminder that Priestess is right by the way
ENTER
>>541587483/gfg/ also is pretty fucking washedAlso>alter
We need the absolute flattest wall in the goal. It's time to bring HER in.
>>541583557
why isn't weedee our gk anyway? would also accept shaw
This is the biggest embarrassment ever
Lapp has been so fucking bad this match, literally a traitor.
theyre laughing at us >>541587514
If you smooched your wife, you would have prevented this
Nice keeper swap
>>541587453i... i guess..!! mrrgrrr
>>541587818>t. mr 0 saves
>>541587743this is the future that Theresa sought btw. Weak basedled men incapable of hitting da goal
>>541587849theresis is literally undefeated
>no cutest cripple>no >we>no PlatatoOur defense is nonexistent. a complete mess. we NEED ORDER, COACH. FIX THIS
god we are washed up
We need to retire.
It’s a friendly guys. Be friendly.
Sack her
>>541587905he literally has zero saves.
Why is he like this
NOT MY FAULTDOESN'T COUNT
RAPE doctor
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WAS THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIITWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHAT THE FUCK DOC
Can't make that shit up
>>541587967Don't bother with retirement, just take us out back.
>>541588025he got 5 saves in his first game
>>541588025He has literally never lost
doctor loses to little girlspffffft
this wouldn't have happened if you trusted her
why is our team filled with fat fucks?
Have faith, the comeback starts now.
Sorry I couldn't watch the match this time. What did I miss?
>>541588125he literally has worse performance than myrtle
Apologize.
HONOR IS SAFE WE CAN LOSE NOW
My donkey always comes through
t-that means we're even, right?
Post Cheerleaders.
>>541588363*smooch*
>>541578178Maybe it's time to pay a visit to my country, we have it real good here
smooch your bnuuy
Finally the heroine did something... saved us from total embarrassment.
apologize
>>541588280He's literally won every game
She made sure we got a better score than /fgoalter/ at least.
>>541588443That's like saying Ho'ol has a 100% winrate if you only took her to Sami twice
>>541588443No, he almost lost every game he was in despite a rarely seen good performance from doc and amiya.
Sex with this snake...snex.
Thanks my daughter for saving us from the embarrassment that Blemishit brought upon us
>>541588401
absolute state
wouldn't have happened with theresis btw
Tracy's retardation inspires the team
I'm not sure I want you back now you fucking loser...
Kill Maria......
>>541588557>>541588580Enjoy your loss
Reminder that you killed Block Zero for this.
we lost because we werent playing on your home stage
doesn't count, the grass was wrong
>>541588259
/u/GOD I...I kneeeeelll....
>>541588580>almost lost every game he was in weird way to say he won every game he was in
Once again the blemish adds another stain to herself
>>541588749>youI didn't kill her
She scored again...
Utterly rigged
WE'RE GETTING BRAZIL'D AAAAAAAAA
You guys fucking suck
blemi死ね
>>541588838The accurate way to say he almost lost every guaranteed win match we had.
what a fucking goal
Put Priestess on the team to fix it
>>541588980weird how those games were guaranteed wins but this one wasn't
>>541588749the entire team has chronic wasting disease its not a keeper issue, just execute all the players and get new ones, it's beyond saving
Maria, if we had anything to inherit, I would make sure to remove you from anything you could get.You failure.
That's what you deserve for making fun of /fgoalter/Not so confident now right?
TRVKE NVKE you don't want to admitLappland jobbed this game more than blemishine
>>541588838If he didn’t win, he would have lost. blemi was bought out by yuri btw
Discuss what went wrong
Who should we hand off the Doctor to for rape correction after this shameful performance?
Your MVP.......
Collab OWN this general
>>541589028It's not weird at all when you aren't a mouthbreather and do not attribute strikers good performance to a keeper with 0 saves.
Your thoughts on the match, Doctor?
>>541589130BlemishiteLappDOG
Someone webm Doc missing the goal and rolling into the net
yuri... won...my family.... my wife.... no....don't kiss girls... please i'll... play better next time...
Activating the glue machine
>>541589130i think i know what went wrong
>>541589146Fgoalter
After this match we're ALL rolling for the collab.
>>541589130We were sore and limp after we rented our holes to gbpen for the collab
A quick trip to Iberia, huh
>>541589130Everything went wrong. Unironically just execute every player except the donkey and get a new team, there's no saving this shit heap
Why aren't we allowed to have good goalies?
Funny match, enjoy the trip to Spain and the collab
Put Super Theresis IN
Lesbos won
I think it's pretty clear what the problem was.We NEED more Amiya's on the team. At least like 5 more
>>541589286Even the donkey was pretty bad, it's a miracle she even scored a point.
>>541589130>doc whiffs a free goal and hits the post>lappmutt recovers the ball and hits the bar>donkey whiffs 2 goals>doc fucks up the freest goal that ever was>foul blemishedWe suck. It's over.
>to fuarking idolsWhere's super theresis
>>541589302You betrayed block Cero
Blemshine tried her hardest, and that's what counts!
You keep blaming the keepers but Lapp was the worst player in the match.
>>541589354Every one of our loses has had Amiya in the team. Coincidence? I think not
We lost to yurishit...
Our FUARKING hero
>>541589354Cautus are good at footy, put in Leafmat
>theresis in the goal>2 wins 0 losses>blemish in the goal>concede 5 times
>>541589398
I'm going to take my time correcting this brat.
>rig forced memes>loseI want to kill dr Anvil and his shit wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUZjdiUCj0Thread theme for you fucking losers
Put Skadi on offense and set aggression to max.
>>541582796MY BAD, GUYS!
>>541589630This
This game doesn't count of course since /gbpen/'s shitty aesthetics broke our stadium and the streamer used the Nikke stadium. We had no shot. Glad we won the first two friendlies at least, those were good games without any rigging. Hope you enjoyed those. Roster poll should be mid-late October whenever signups get close. If you have any suggestions for players, music, or balls to add feel free to list them here. Thanks as always for watching.
Still not pulling the collab btw
>>541589517Theresissy lmao
>>541589702Blemi only got in because of poll rigging btw, take her out already
>>541589517Damn, Tracy looks like that?
>>541589702fatdoc as a ballharuka's idol song
we were touching the wrong grassit was a setup
>>541589702Block Cero needs to make her return
>>541589702KILL BLEMISHIT
>>541589702Put Sakiko on the team so we can win.
>>541589702/ourwife/, naturally
>>541589702Have the polls be FAIR this time and voted in by people who actually want to be competitive. We don’t have to win every game but this is absurd.
Idols OWN Doctor
>>541589702Sack BlemishitBring back Myrtle
The game was rigged because of that "crash" I don't why you are complaining
>>541589963That's just a cope, the fact that the manager also believes it is grim. Maybe if we had good players and good tactics we would've won.
>>541590061are you taking this seriously, bro?
Just replace Blemi with ShuShe's the better guard anyway
>>541590061Please don't take friendlies this seriously
>>541589945Doctor is for exclusive idol use ONLY.
>>541590061Why do you believe the skinsuits matter? They could be wireframes and they'd perform the same.
You know what our team really needs?Andoain.
>>541590107She's flat as hell. Nothing would get past this brick wall...
>>541590212This is false, btw.
>>541590107>Guard
>>541590107The beans are already on the team!
>>541589902actually thisjust take their kit and add horns
>>541589702Bring back W.Bring back Eblana.Bring in Mumu.Make Exu her own player instead of having Lemuen drag her down.
We need more yuri
i thought we were all shitposting about the vibes of the character models. you guys don't ACTUALLY think the poll rigging is changing the outcome of our games... right?
>>541589702Put wife on the field
You know what the team really needs?Someone willing to do what's necessary.
>>541590061Our tactics suck. This is what a defense is supposed to look like. /gbpen/'s middle backliner, the pink girl with the table, caught the ball like 8 times and singlehandedly stopped most of our attacks, while our defenders just let anyone walz through. The problem isn't the avatars or lineup, the problem is that our defenders aren't defending and our attackers are always trying to score through a wall of defenders instead of trying to get a clearer shot
>>541588414Strong zero is the easiest to drink, it will fuck you up real good because of that
>>541590381/akg/ isn't very smart
>>541589702Tag space dog in.
>>541590061Nothing stopped you from running your own team fagaroni. Prove how tough you are
>>541590440Anon, she's already on teamLook at Amiya's model
>>541590440Amiya has Darkmiya's veil already...
>>541590381this post is riggednote the minutes and seconds matching exactlyvery inorganic sign
>>541590440This but unironically
>>541590381I do think the characters we use change the outcomeThat's why we've been losing ever since we took Our Allies medal
>>541590381We don't think, no
>>541590560>he noticedshut it down.
>>541590372I can't blame her I'd sniff Saki-chan like this too
>>541590289Sorry, I got a bit lightheaded after all my blood went to my dick upon opening my Shu folder.>>541590305Not good enough!
>>541590571We've been losing ever since we got rid of our elite, championship-winning players like Pinus and Mandy.
>>541590642>Sorry, I got a bit lightheaded after all my blood went to my dick upon opening my Shu folder.Many such cases
>>541590381It objectively does.Teams tossing out "avatars" that perform horribly see massive improvement to their scores.
>>541590642happens to the best of us
We won 2 out of 3 games why are we acting like we got blown out 3 times in a row
>>541590571Wrong. We started losing the moment this general's opinion of lowlight switched from universal praise to shitposting him.
>>541590831Negativity bias
>>541590642Relatable
>>5415908315-1
>>541590831It's not the 99,999 you get, it's the 1 that got away
our brothers in arms at /lcg/ are tied right now, cheer them on
>>541590831Because we go through this every single timeIt's ALL downhill from here
>>541590748schizoGODKING, i fuarking kneel.
>>541590919unless they have mayors or AK characters on the team, I ain't rooting for shit
>>541590919Slip on dog poop and get hit by a truck, ligmite
breado?
>>541590958Cute blemi!
>>541590919I hope they, you included, all collectively die in a horrible way.
>>541590919/lcg/ matches are complete cancer because they get shared in reddit and discord
>>541590919>cheering on limbab
>>541590860Where can I watch the finals we won?
>>541591195https://implying.fun/vgl18/
>>541591158How does that affect the match? I don't read chat
>>541590860I still believe in Lowlights vision. You won't catch me shitposting him.
>>541591294I think the chat is fun (most of the time)
>>541591294Yeah, you have discord for that after all.
Shuthread for Shulove >>541591413>>541591413>>541591413
>>541590860He'a still in control>PRTS takes the landship, suddenly our map crashes>We hand the win to /gbpen/ to shill the collabLowlight is playing 6D chess with us as pawns. He sees all and controls all. He cares not whether you believe in him, he has already calculated your actions in his master plan
>>541589702 Add lowlight or my fucking hero to the team
>>541589702We need some flavour of Fat Fuck. I don't know if it's Haruka, fat ktodoc or Blaze's hag sister