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Teio!
>marked
please tell me that the crowns into carats exhange is a gaslight
Is coffee good for your dick?
asking againdoes anyone know how much hp should you have left at the end of the race in the sim to have a decent horse that doesn't die easily? Some kind of personal formula or number or some such? like 2% of hp left or having at least 100 or 200 at the end or something idkEdging the requirement seems really really bad
fart falcon loll
CM3 37703826
>>541624156where is her glove?
>>541624083i mean 5:1 is terrible. Unless you're a whale and don't benefit from the welfare cards at all, itd be stupid to throw away crowns like that
>>541622930>this photo finishWhat a race
oiishi~ (_´༥`___)
>>541624210You're a short retard?
>>541624170100 is risking it to debuffers, I try to aim for 200 if possible
>>541624325UOKA
>>541624156yes
https://files.catbox.moe/zqwpc9.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/orvedg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ftrz5m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2iwyri.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/akm7pf.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qxf91c.jpgThis is how you do it
>>541624437forcefull kissing meme when
>>541624325Surgers are always so entertaining to watchAnother room 59858338
>>541624325can i get some info on that vodka and king buildswhat decks and skils
>>541623910agnes digital found dead in kansai
>>541624083it's a gaslight because you don't actually want to exchange the club points. the later main story welfare cards are solid and you do want to MLB those
>>541624437You get creampied every night...
>>541624495based digitan autist
>Inside of you, there are two Falcos
>>541624495Digitan Love
>>541624386nyo, just a retard...
>>541624513>everyone just smiling>that twistquality
>>541624513I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP
>>541624513i see you marvelous sunday anon, do youmake these edits yourself?
>get 200 carats >throw it into the Fuji banner >favorite star >RAINBOW >picrel Her banner ended hours ago what the hell is this?????
I don't listen to dumb faggon
I've been pondering it since yesterday and I have come to the definite conclusion that the Reddit horse is Rice Shower
>cute nerdy design>odd name>I wonder what the real horse did>must be a team canopus tier scrub>Autum Tenno Sho>Japan Cup>Arima Kinendamn...
>>541624560
>it's easier to hit 1200 speed with 3 cards instead of 4I think I'm retarded and I'm skipping way too many single rainbows with 4 speed card.
>>541624694Every single horse in any given regular banner the pull rate is just lower. There's no such thing as "limited" horses except the bitches who can't be ticketed, but they're still in the pool technically.
>>541624832the one image of her that I find legit super cute
There is a lack of interest from racing tonightI'll leave this room here and go to bed59858338
>>541624590and here I was planning to MLB welfare Rice for Aoharu...
>>541624824Underrated Umamultiple Track Records tooin any other gacha people would be over her too
Teio should have suffered more, she's cuter that way
>>541624806nice try Tachyonfag
>>541624693i'm not the usual guy, i found this edit on twitter lol
I'm starting to get more videos reccomending Rice Shower and Riko as must pullsIs there a gaslighting campaign happening now?
Does Target in Sight activate if you are No.1 favorite?
>>541624904You can start bwo
>>541624904I'm done testing, it's not getting any better than what I have.
>>541624947no
>>541624824She also won hors of the Year.
>>541624806whatever you say tach tranny
>>541624947Do you have LB3/MLB Kitasan? Pull. Otherwise save for Kitasan rerun.
>>541624739this is why you don't train two umas that are rivals
I'm liking this absolute fatty more than I thought
>>541624996I don't know if to run a second late gambler (vodka) or a very average front suzuka who jobs in 90% of front filled rooms
So japfags are getting fre carats thanks to S2 and we are just supposed to take it
>>541624947Halloween Rice sucks.
>>541624434that seems like an awful lot for a mile or sprint raceunderstandable for medium and above though. I guess I'll go for 3-5% hp left
>>541624939they skipped her Japan Cup victory against powerful Australian and British umas because Special Needs already did that in season 1
>>541624947They just announced the new scenario a few days ago and we're like 6 weeks away from the banner so it's best fags know now so they don't get blindsided.
>>541624824also the real horse was a dominant one in personality and very large
>>541624904>guts HaloBased
>>541625125Yeah but she's a mad cutie
>>541624939nyo nyo, Teio is made for manipulation
>>541625165Aussie umas would be huge sluts with massive umammaries
>>541625125Who cares she's cute
I thought I was done last week but now the same team jobs harder on average in CM roomsI'm tired boss everyone brought some giganigga whale seiun ace
how long do you see yourself playing this game?
>>541624904Why did you guys let my Tachy proc Lone WolfShe still jobbed tho
Still looking for a club. I don't want to go full sweat and deal with quotas, but I do log in daily and mostly keep up with TP regeneration. Please be active enough that I can actually use my shoe donations, that was the main reason I left the random shitter club that I joined after starting the game.ID: 343376152533
>>541625109If your main front is consistent enough then probably a second surger. I'm in the same boat and I'm pretty confident my Falcon can beat most fags so I'd rather just reinforce my backup plan.
>>541624942>>541625019not even closeTachyon is in fact #2 Reddit
>>541625243I don't think the ones in cingray have larger than average tits
>>541625257until l'arc comes
>>541624892I know but why must I get grass alt on the Fuji banner? Just as her banner ended? The fuck
>>541625085Sex
>>541625129>that seems like an awful lot for a mile or sprint raceyeah it might be, my reference has only been for gemini where 200 WAS necessary
>>541625023Both cards turn irrelevant after 4 months, what's the point.>>541625175It feels like misinformation/baiting people into wasting carats imo, MLB Vodka performs better as a power card than Rice
>/uma/ Club changed their club name
>>541624947if you pulled on every "must pull" you wouldn't be able to pay rent.
>>541625125yeah, my blood
What's with this Gekkei Hai race? I can't find it in the race menu and then the game gets mad at me for not running it every damn Tachyon run.
>>541625257Until these cuties come
>>541625275I really dislike getting a mood down while trying to highroll an ace run
Mambo
>>541624495>stallion>no butt stuffcringe
>>541624062Why do umas display this behavior?
>>541625156sex with fuji>>541625305>gentle posterI take back what I said. you're probably based
>>541625257Until I don't want to
>>541625326I saw bwos in here pulling Brian on the wedding banners. It's a spook for a reason.
>>541625689Just like how dogs mark their territory by peeing, this is the same, except they use their pheromones instead
>>541624156anyone got the full album of this
>>541625529It's a good sacrifice if you get the event in Junior year, specially if you can negate it from the 6 other enemy umas during CM
>>541625302>If your main frontThat would be my pace Curren haha...She wins me so many games and sometimes even griefs my own Suzuka by overtaking her before she can activate all her skillsI think by that logic going a second surger is definitely better
>>541625897Naruhodo...
>>541624947If you have both you basically don't need stamina cards outside of long CMs. They also make the scenario itself easier.
So the girls are super cute, but when does the game get fun?There's randomness, but not really variety
Haruten feels like the new Hopeful Stakes
>>541626223>but when does the game get fun?
>>541626223Define fun
If you're targeting one skill from parents, is it better to have that parent have as little white skills as possible?
>>541626223The fun is in building your account and balancing optimization and personal affection with what you pull.It's more of a social game, so if you don't see yourself invested into the community or umas it'll be hard to stick around
>>541626223fun?
>>541626295freaky ass horse
The amounts of times I see people running Blockushin and Seiun Sky is astonishing, do people really not read what strategies are?
>>541626223When you start watching real races because an uma you like is their parent.
>>541625359It's absolutely worth blowing your load on that banner especially if you think your support cards still suck since at having a MLB R Riko or a LB1 Riko makes you competitive in the next scenario.That or pull on the NN banner and then sit on your hands for 4 months.
Do you guys even like the game?
I wish there were more ways to mark Veterans.A single carrot could be anything: sparks, parents, aces for X, etc. Game needs like a pokebox system or something, or at least give us different colored carrots
>>541626498NN is only good if you run late gamblers.
this is cute, specially cafe
>>541625257Until the end of the year.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo quad rainbow! EJACULATION!!!
>>541626552You'll get exactly what you want in 5 or 6 years if the game doesn't go eos
>>541626609what kinda deck are you running nigger
>>541626498>this card is really good for this scenario but not so much laterAny reason not to just borrow it every time if you already have a decent deck?
>>541625689>be Tazuna >observe your colleagues get marked by their trainees >trainer-sans just think it’s a quirk of their umas>but you know >but you can’t say anything because of the obvious
>>541626609Yeah.
>>541626223>when does the game get fun?
>>541626609I hope this is a parent run
>>541626384White sparks procs individually, generally you want race and scenario sparks aside from the specific skill sparks you target because those give bonus stats
>>541626223Anon you train the pokemon to beat the shit out of other pokemon, but instead its a race and its horses. You are training individual stats and giving it skills. Are you telling me people don't find that fun?
>>541626503yeah, I like the game, I like the umas, I lke their stories and I enjoy the fanarts
I am honestly not worried about gems at all anymore. Not to mention you only need to roll once every 2 months or somethingBecause what do you mean I'm already at 28k while around on this day last month I had 11k
>>541626609bro this isn't DYI...
it's funny because she eats a lot
>>541626498I'm unironically blowing my carats on the Bakushin and Pegasus rate up banner that comes right after. I prefer borrowing a Riko desu.
OoOo anooother one. I AM THE BIG CUMS!>>541626634It is a parent run >>541626695.
>Riko/Rice are irrelevant after 4 months>Also global has been out for a little over 3 monthsGaslighting perception of time again, I see.
>>541626223
>>541626734If only I had as much control over an uma as I do a pokemonI see my umas get blocked so often I sometimes think they're legos
>>541626872Sure they go bad in 4 months, but do you even know if you'll be playing past then?Imagine dropping the game after doing nothing but hoard this entire timeAnd even then, 4 months is 4 months.
>>541626878Well they did make a game where you actually have direct control input with your horse girl but unfortunately its 40 dollars and doesn't have enough content to justifiy the price. I hope it goes on sale during Christmas but I want to play as El condor pasa and slam dunk basketballs on my girlfriends Opera T.M.
Rate em’
most umas look really weird without the horse ears and it made me realize how important the ahoge is when designing an anime girl
i think i've had more failed runs with seiun sky than any other uma in the game so far. what a useless piece of shit, i really hope some other uma comes out with a better front runner unique than angling and seething.
>>541627015Party Dash?It's at a 70% discount right now
>>541626878I rip my hair out whenever my pokemon attack misses, it's about the same
>>541627101
>>5416268724 months is the lifespan of current pal cards so best get used to it now. Still not rolling for her because pal cards aren't mandatory yet.
GOLD SHIIIIIPDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE YOUUUUU
>>541627101/uma/ party dash tournaments with the winner receiving enough money for a single roll by the host
How long does it take for Kitasan to be powercrept and stop being used on every deck
>>541624840>Furious Feat>no On Your Left!Is having only one or the other enough? With Fantasy Condor I can get both but that means having a guts card in my deck. I don't have the Oguri SSR of my own so I'll have to borrow it (luckily I have an MLB Oguri Cap on my borrow list) but that means sacrificing MLB Kitasan Black since my own Kitasan Black is at 0LB.
>>541627330>low wit
>>541626873Why is she Souther
Didn't some JPers say the Riko card is good in later scenarios and you even want MLB Riko by Scenario 5Why are you saying the card is dead in 4 months?
>>541627396feat feels more important thant on your left imobefore I started running both on vodka/grass vodka wins more consistently
>>541627419I often forget that Golshi is very sexy
>>541627330>lore accurate Wit
>>5416273960LB kitasan is still ok with her 10 training effectiveness if you don't have anything better, also curvature
>>541627396Both have same acceleration rate, but Furious Feat lasts for 3 seconds, On Your Left lasts for 1.8s.
>>541627330Is 407 stamina good enough for Long?
>>541626864And the result of all that fun posting is my first 8* stamina parent. Not glue, not great but it is now my best stam option when I am out of borrows.
clov*r has fallen...leechers are outnumbering carriesit's nyover...
We should have uma ults that can summon rain and change the ground conditions
Creek-san...
FUCK chestnuts
>>541627776Native dancer please....
>>541627396Having only Furious is enough, having only Left isn't enough. Having both is good but only Grass can go for this route, that's why she is the better LS for this CM.
>>541627776>Tickezo cries so much mid-race that the conditions change
>>541627725
I remember specifically I have 30k carats when Seiun banner ends, now almost 3 weeks later I have 40k. Not even a month in
A Deadbeat dad shouldn't be this sexy
>>541627690It was the only race available with enough fans to hit the arima kinen req after my uma decided to 12b the mile Also the only uma I lost to was a Super Creek that had half my stamina soo
Reminder that summer Maru is only good for 4 months
>>541627776aren't ults based on the real horse doings or smth
sex with bay horses
>>541627972
>>541627972OYAKODON
so the only "must spark" banners this month are Riko/Rice, NN/TosenJordan and Summer Maruzensky? Then save up for a spark on Xmas Oguri and Kitasan Rerun, did I get that right?
>>541627972A slutty mom shouldn't be this cute
>>541627439anyone?
>>541627948Half of those are probably from apologems.
Rooms onegai
>>541627972>>541628080sex with mothers
>>541626498one thing about aoi is, isn't she also better than taz or is that somehow ONLY the scenario?
>>541628034>4 monthsnah
>>541628078>Just pull for banners within a month
>>541628117You're right...
>>541627361Please respond
>>541628215you cant have all of the meta without swiping
>>541628209True 5 months my bad
>>541628078I think you have to pick your battles. I'll roll for meta cards but I only go for a new uma if they truly speak to me.
>>541628034She's as good as long as I make her
>Cap speed with decent power>No groundwork proc>Groundwork proc>Can't get enough green hints, have to rely on early race yellows>Groundwork proc and the right greenhints>Fucked on rainbows, nowhere near the capSuffering... I'm suffering...
CM3 55983226BRING 3
>>541627101https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/ofc there's a bunch of overpriced dlc lul
>>541627361Never. There wont be replacements for another 2 years.
Fastest way to finish these?
>>541627361>>541628279
>great white sparks>1* gutsEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>541628365Play the game.
>>541628365play the game
>>541628361>>541628368Holy shitI'll have to skip literally every single banner until the rerun
>>541627396I made a decent-ish vodka with both and she sucks in rooms, the guts card is probably too much of a handicap
>>541628394You can luckshit into god stats, you can't luckshit into getting pto without a pto spark
So Stego is traveler themed because she raced in multiple of peak eras in keiba? (idk why its Fuku instead of Opera O)
If you want to rush out a Summer Maru for CM, what inherits do you want? Obviously angling but anyone else?
>>541628353>that>overpricedhow brown are you wtf
>>541628353I think that listing is fuckyIt's either buy each team or get the bundle, but steam has it to where you can buy both the individual items and the bundle, which would be retardedWas thinking of getting it since the base game and extra umas would be $17 and change for a few more hours, but I also don't have anyone to play it withShame more party games aren't priced like 100% orange juice
>>541628467SSR Selector tickets in a couple weeks if you're willing to dolphin, bwo
Fatty(affectionate)
>>541628368I hate Mei with every single fiber of my being
>>541628529Probably Shuttle's, shame she can't use her base version
>>541628345Better than Kita
>SMaru is only good for 4 months haha!Bro, people are rolling for umas that aren't good for even a single day
>>541628365Get as much gold skills as you can
>>541628539recognizing the value of a product doesn't make you a poorfag brownoid dipshit. This games base price looks absurd in the first place. Are you the kinda fag that happily pays 10$ for shitty costume dlc?
>>541628346Man I don't want to glue my Vodka because I don't have that many A+ umas but she hasn't won any races. Too spineless and retarded.
>>541628467you can save 1 Spark, hope you get an extra copy, select her from the free selector, use the LB material we get later and get the dolphin selector if you really want. You'll lose out on one Finemo/Creek copy and the LB mat or just keep her at 3LB
>>541623910
I'm starting to like MLB Biko borrow. Those 30 energy events are juicy
>>541624062This but Fuku showers me in fortune trickets to make her point her.
>>541628345>>541628673Duramente love
>>541628729>pays 10$ for shitty costume dlc?but it's not a "shitty costume dlc", poorfag brownoid they're giving you 5 characters to play
>>541628598nta but if it's only like $20 for a 3* selector ticket I might actually do it, so long as it's >you can select which uma you want from this listand not>you have a random 3* uma given to youFirst option is actually worth $20 to me, the latter is worth shit
>>541628623the relevant one is the Pasa Speed SSR
Hi guys can I have a (You)?
Looking for a club, the last one I was in died a slow death as people went inactive after Gemini>288662214862I pull probably around 2 million fans a month at this point, so not well suited to anything with quotas above that
I want Dream Journey to ruin my life.
>541628890lol
>>541628495He raced in Hong Kong under the name 黃金旅程, which TLs to "Golden Journey" so they gave him the Kino no Tabi theme for whatever reason.
Why did /uma/club change their name to bnwo? I want out of here
I want Nice Nature to improve my day a little
>>541628839>selectorYou CHOOSE the uma you want from the available pool, umadacchi. I'm buying it for that exact reason, no gambling shit.
>>541628839good news, it's free (you just have to grind out a ton of missions and can only pick anything that came out up to SSR summer sweep)
>>541628838>cut content from game that should be included>sell as dlc>cygenerous!Kill yourself you corpo dick gobbling faggot
I wish more umas looked like her
>>541628956
>>541628946too gay for school. the only /uma/ club is /umagg/, the 2nd club to be created right after the OG
>>541628969now you're just chimping out, poorfag brownoid
>>541627481Which uma would be addicted to gokkun?
>>541628365Do 13 careers averaging A rank eacheasy
>>541628896>I pull probably around 2 million fans a month at this point
>>541629004woah, easy there. I said a little
i need a buxom blue-eyed babe to help me organize my life
As a PSA to all concert enjoyers there is a setting to disable subtitles given you've all watched them a few dozen times at this point.
>>541628890sure
>>541628896>I pull probably around 2 million fans a month at this pointBwo, that is not a flex... you have to play more....
>>541629049
>>541628735Why is it that none of the /uma/ rooms are frontGODS?
i havent played in 2 months... i wish i could roll for more umas
>>541628717Such as? I will roll for Cafe, I doubt she is meta
>>5416289973 cuties
Why is this cheeky brat so attractive?
>>541629030I wish /umagg/ had openings
>>541628839>>541628962IIRC there's a free one you get by grinding, and a paid one on top of that>>541629108>>54162889620 (TWENTY) 20 (TWENTY) million I mean fucking typo
Thoughts on mother daughter sandwich?
What's the best uma to stack speed debuffs for this coming mile CM?
>>541629170Swipe.
>>541628961that was my understanding, but anons called the 3* ticket we're getting from the trainer missions right now a selector ticket too, and that one is just a 55% chance I roll one of the 3* umas I already have (Suzuka TM O Mcqueen Raisu Teio Biwa). So I'm cautiously skeptical, /uma/ likes to lie, after all
>>541629206>why is [Uma] with [inherently sexy trait] so sexy?gee I wonder
>>541629245DROP FOR ME GENTILDONNA I FUCKING BEG YOU
>>541628946I'm not surprised. They're discordkrew
>Seiun Sky's Career>No Bonus to Speed, guides say to run 3 speed cards>Has a bunch of Long races, guides say no Stamina cardsUnless you are running 18* stamina I don't see how you can consistently beat Seiun Sky's career without a Stamina card. She just can't do it.
>>541628598I might...>>541628739I gave her 200 pulls but I'm a lucklet and got 0 copies other than the spark. At least I got a Super Creek, but it hurts not being able to pull for Doto in order to have enough for more copies of a card.
>>541629227yes please at their earliest convenience
>>541629351>guideslmao
Is the Nice Neicha SSR good at any LBs or do you just pull LB0 purely for On Your Left?
>>541629364 (me)200 pulls during Kitasan's initial banner, I mean.
>>541629030Umasumi is going pretty good too
>start career>junior pre debut year>11 turn(s) left>hit recreationYepGambling time
>>541629351you can beat her career with 500 stamina which you can get with lesser parents and Power cards
>>541629351One blue skill and getting some cheeky stam steps in early when you have a bunch of Training Effectiveness cards on it can carry you through. Frankly, it's smart to have one blue to counter debuffers anyways.
>>541629245bitch move your ass so i can see more of Taiki
>>541629351Long story short you need about 240 guts and 500 stamina by the spring tenno sho. And a few clocks. Easier if you have more guts. You can get most of it by training power, but also the occassional guts. And a lot from the random events.3 speed cards sucks tho, ended up doing 4.Source: Managed multiple decent sky runs with only 9* stamina parents, the other 9* were in power
>>541629351>guidesthe same guides that told you to skip seiun sky?
>>541629351>Hmmmm, this Uma has A-Rank in Mediums and Longs, I wonder what her career will consist ofNigga, try to learn the game's mechanics on your own so you can use Critical Thinking by yourself on what you need.
>>541629507No need to be rude. Just put Taiki as center next time you use theater mode.
>>541629437LB1 for +2 wit bonus. LB3 powerspike.
>>541629290You better start saving
>hishiama swung around to the outside and rocketed forward like a golshiGoddamn if only she could do this every time
>>541629635I play JP so I'm fucked either way.
>sucking Taikis nipples>"ahah it tickwles desss!">cum instantly
>>541629164I think the Falcofags are Euros and they only just woke up.
>>541629565bitch don't (You) me again
>>541629437If you just want to use her for skill, LB0/1 is fine. But for MANT you want LB3/4
>>541629245>>541629635did I bait myself or does Gentle not have recorded lines for Menishukisaw a short of her being 3rd(?) Singer and that didn't sound like her at all
>>541629780She doesn't.
>>5416293519 stamina parents.
Sorry guys for anyone that was looking forward to the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby, real life (and most importantly sleep) got in between me and hosting it. I'll do a Turbo Tuesday instead, promise!
>>541629849DAY = RUINED
>>541629780Nope, she doesn't have vocal for it.
>>541629227>Thoughts on mother daughter sandwich?
>>541629904Ah sweet I was busy today anyways
First reply with a Teio image gets to pick my fate
>>541630029Winningu
>>541630029Winning
>>541630029Strength
Cm room18325154Bring your bright and strongest
Fucking hell, 12* groundwork parents and no groundwork inspiration. So close and yet so far…
>>541630057
>>541629030>Discord club
>>541630148Damn... activate correction chakra ASAP. You know where to poke
Do races in TT has the same stamina requirement as CMs according to the distance? Medium 800, long 1200 etc
>>541630148that's the part where i perform so much cunnilingus on teio while she's passed out that when she wakes up she keeps convulsively squirting for 10 minutes straight
>>541630273Yes
>>541629485That's a load of horse shit. She just lost a career at the Kikua sho with 354 Stamina. Earlier today she lost the Spring Tenno sho with 420 Stamina with 600+ in speed and power.
>>541630148IT'S TEIOVER
>>541630326>you can beat her career with 500 stamina>lost a career at the Kikua sho with 354 Stamina>lost the Spring Tenno sho with 420 Stamina>That's a load of horse shituhh anon, are you incapable of reading?
I think witgod was right, I keep seeing pace Els winning rooms
i just fucked Diawa in the hot spring
>>541630426why the fuck is DinerRO here
Let's go gambling
>>541630148
i think teio SUCKS
>>541630501>E+
Every day until you like it
I'm sold on the cute fatty
>>541630326Why do you have 354 stam on Kikuka Sho? Use beach episodes to pump up stam/power
>>541630148Keep at it
>>541630501You just need 3rd or better, you'll get it anon.just don't pace chase
if you get spooked by an top road after her banner does that mean you get NTRD?
>>541630101Winners
I think Teio is cute but the people that oversexualize her are weird.Just sexualize her normally on your own. You don't need to post about it on cooldown.
>>541630501good luck, bwo.
>>541630572Has mcquin ever depicted with the fat belly in the anime? I don't remember
>>541630563I HATE itBut my penis loves it..
>>541630539>>541630610>>541630679Aw dang it I almost for to swap off of pace
>>541630669I'm getting 5 copies of her so I don't know the answer
is it a bad idea to click on speed just to level it up if theres no other good options
>all 3 borrow runs today died out at tenno sho springGod I can't wait for this CM to be over
>>541627774wtf bwo I literally just joined... do I have to find a new club?
>>541630673You are correctI don't need toI want to
>>541630742post deck
>read smart falcon's story>they actually get bullied for being dirt racersHOLY SHIT UMA RACISIM CONFIRMED
>>541630718Sand Commando is a sickass name
>>541630432>Hur you need 500 Stam to beat year 2 races.You have different stat checks as the career progresses retard. If Seiun can't beat End of Classic year races with 350-420 Stam then she sure as hell isn't beating URA Finale with 500 consistently.
>>541630501>>541630718LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>>541630808...URA finale isn't long races. Can't tell if you're just dense or this is the weirdest bait.
I DID 3 THREE CURREN CHAD CAREERS TODAY YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THIS
>>541630787Imagine arabian throughbreed umas
>>541630680I watched S2 recently but I already forgot, sumimasen
>>541630817Desperately want to throw McQueen to the Orange County fair. She would get completely fucked over by all the shit the vendors sell
>>541630273Those are tied to the course + distance.
>>541630889DANCHOU KICK HIM
>>541630729generally i would do a race, fix my mood, or do int, but it depends. usually speed is handled my multi-rainbows so theres no need to waste a turn growing the facility
>>541630742aim for 500 staminapick late (not bait but bring clocks)
>literally on the day of takarazuka and summer Oh yeah baby, time to gamble the summer away
>>541623910Reminder to thank JP WITGOD the greatest gaslighter that we get to retain Class 6
>>541630808>he doesn't go for medium URAbwo? your Wit stat?
>>541630776All 3 runs I did different decks just to throw shit at the wall since I have an okayish Seiun ace already, but it's a wit focused one that doesn't seem to perform as well against Seiuns with more power.
>>541631029hopeless..
where the FUCK are global's gibs
>>541630973Had 523 stam in this run >>541631050 but still died even doing late (late performed even worse than front)
>>541631058cygernous SOON
This career is the one that just keeps on giving
goddamn, she just can't win kikuka
>>541629245You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
Methinks Seiun is just a dogshit uma
>>541630973>spam Stamina during year 2 with zero rainbows and Stamina supports>Can't hit speed cap during senior year. Anon just needs to put Super Creek in his deck. 0 Stam cards is a meme unless you are rocking God Tier parents.
>>541631058In 3 years
>>541631138I usually have a bit more Wit than you but works on my machine, sorry anon
>>541631058>there's the ad for a product that's not available to you
>>541630669Rolling for Admire Vega
>>541631058I ate them.
>>541631058Just a report from jap side, you also get a selector ticket. The list is pretty small though. You can only get-rudolf-ardan-maruzen-cb-oguri-yaeno-creek-tamamoMight be missing some but that’s most of them
Mares
I decided to data link to PC and got 500 gems in the mail. Why didn't anybody tell me about this?
>>541631250but it is available ON NETFLIX TM!
>>541631050bring another power card with stamina gainbring aoi instead of stam card 450 stam is possible after first summer
>>541631326
This game is really cute. But damn they really shipped a party game with like 4 mini games for 50 bucks.
>>541631356those are juveniles
>>541631043is it really gaslight if the witgods keep their class 6 easily while you have to pray for running into them?
now that she successfully sabotaged the L'arc how will she rig Breeders Cup?
>>541631442I was doing fine with stam in classic year and even won kikuka sho to get her triple crown event. And usually 500+ stam gets me past the tenno sho goal but not this time I guess.
>>541631491I like it a lot as well, but I bought on a good discount
>4 speed cards>all at orange gauge by early classic>they don't proc rainbows together >all over the trainings>summer>they don't rainbow at speed training at all
>>541630718
yay...
do i potential 5 Ogre cap?
>random Mejiro Palmer eventthats 50 energy gone for 5 guts
what makes uma feet so erotic?
>>541631491>>541631618>70% offrecommend?
>>541631491>>541631618Weeb games based on a known franchise like this can be wacky as hell, but then again my main example for this is FATE.https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/everyday-todays-menu-for-emiya-family-switch/This game has ONE entire level, is essentially a glorified VN with a few "Cooking Mama" minigames and that's fucking it. Think of this as a "Bonus DVD with 2-4 OVA episodes" that are cheaply made, but cost a ton.
What do you guys to when you're out of borrows? Do you have good enough parents to keep grinding out aces or do you pivot into parent farming or something
>>541631704Yea, its good fun for 20 bucks.
>>541631595Rice cannot control the weather, stop this slander
>Mid CMs are hell because of debuffers>Long CMs are hell because of stamina req>Mile CMs are hell because it's pure RNG>Sprint CMs are hell because it's just frontslop
>>541631618Yeah fuck paying full price for this. It seems all of their budget went towards the voice actors and cutscenes. Instead of focusing on a proper uma mario party. >>541631704Yeah at that price. $13.49 bucks is significantly better than full retail price for this. Thank god it has online play.
Why couldn't I have just gotten summer or tokyo or something
>>541631773jack off while posting AI sloppa on /uma/
How long is it going to take me to clear 60 more G1 races
lol globalcucks lmao
I use borrows to make parents so I don't have this issue
I feel bad for summer maru players. They'll have to get 3 greens AND groundwork from sparks.
>>5416318732 more careers >but...danchou!!! Kill this man
I regret not ticketing transcendI regret not ticketing Dream JourneyI regret ticketing...I don't even remember who I ticketed who the fuck did I ticket.
>>541631831It'd consider it as an extra scenario from the gacha, since its voice acted and everything. The club room building is cute too
>>541631831That pricetag is basically paying for a full uncap crystal + some side game. Since cygays is allergic to giving codes for their PC ports, buying it on a discount is the right thing to do.
>Be EoP brown skin mutt>Want free gibs from Cingray S2 campaignWait 4.5 years for it or start learning Japanese now kek
Spe-chan, buy wilds, you country ass bum
>>541631827Some of the sprint tracks actually aren't angling tracks so not really. Basically just mile again though.
Any more Tokai Teio (28)?
>>541631979How do you do 30 g1 races a career bwo...
>>541631998Fuji Sex and Brian spotted!>>541632031>Buy the worse game
>>541631984Oh right I ticketed the fucking jobber verxina who admittedly helped my Mile team for Team Races so maybe I don't actually regret ticketing her but still...>>541632031Her PC can't handle it.
>>541624824The true herohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbWyddEf_Y
>7%guaranteed fail
>go through entire junior make debut>supports never landed on speed training a single timeShould I just end the run instead of losing my very first fucking race?
AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD KNOWS I'VE HAD SOME ROUGH FUCKING CAREERS
FAT FUCK
>>541632031She can't afford a rig strong enough to play Wilds
>>541631873You can do like 13 a run with Oguri if you have good enough support cards/parents.
>>541632040Run a horse that can do almost every g1 race like El Condor Salsa or Oguri Peak (as in Cap)
>>541631773close the game
>>541632156thats rude but not incorrect
>>541632156cuuuuuuute
>>541632121>do first race>got third>get back to training>still no supports on speedJust what the fuck was the poing of MLB'ing kita if she'll just keep fucking off of speed?
>>541632031b-but world is the better game!
>>541632120AHAHAHAHAHAAI FUCKING KNEW ITI FUCKING KNEW ITAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAINTO THE GLUE FACTORY YOU GO YOU STUPID BITCH
>>541631354bamboo memoryinari onesakura chiyono o?what about them
Clock check!
>>541632009>That pricetag is basically paying for a full uncap crystalwhat?
>>541624824Also has huge tits that she keeps hidden
>>541632271320+ I believe
>>541632262I would've just alt f4'd right here tbdesu famiglia
>>541632156>>541632207Let me guess, 20 gazillion dorru?
>>541632262
>>541632031>Milds>MorldsWhere's my fellow RISEGAWDS here?
>>541632271
>>541631998>>541632009I love uma. But they seem to think they are Nintendo where they can overcharge on stuff because they produced "quality" when that was the bar to begin with. They shouldn't be rewarded for doing the bare minimum.
Rudolf is such a lewd bitch
>>541632232>lost my next two junior racesOkay, fuck this, not even bothering with hoplessThis run is fuckedJust what the fuck happened, Maruzensky
>>541625013STANDING
>>541632438King halo has a baby binky
Monster hunter is gay.
>>541632403I like both Rise and Wilds, World is kinda stinky imo
>>541632031Wilds is shitWorld and Rise are boring because I killed everything 500 times alreadyIt's a bad time to be a monster hunter fan
>>541632403I really liked RiseHad a lot of fun with the hammerStarted the dlc and immediately bounced off
>>541632516I think (You) are gay
Dumb Falcon go away.
>>541632403Now we're talking!
can someone edit this image so its mayano and toreinathank you for your help
>>541632562wait for rise 2 for switch 2it might fix everything shit about wilds
>>541632438Thats why it's important to think your purchases through before you buy. I am well off, but I wont throw away my earned cash for an overpriced product.
>>541632562t. filtered by Omega
>>541632271373
I never played a single Monster Hunter gameI always found them appealing, I think if I played one I would have fun, but not for long.
0 fans earned0 shoes requested3 new sloppa pics for the spank bankSorry dancho, maybe tomorrow
>>541632663Why is Matifukkiretakasaneteto showing off her belly like that
>>541632565Elemental Hammer on Risebreak goes hard as fuck. You should've played the DLC.
Really, Oguri, really?
>>541632403game is good but man, the online component is a complete downgrade from world
>>541632743
>>541632626Nigga I'm tired of this.People shit on every fucking new Monster Hunter then they release a DLC expansion that "improves" the game and then people prasie it.It happened with WolrdIt happened with RiseIt's going to fucking happen with Wilds. Despite the fact that all they do is add new fucking monsters.
>>541632743This is a really good CM4 parent desu
My only experience with monster hunter is playing freedom unite on the PSP like 15 years ago and then deleting it off my SD card after I got my shit kicked in by a monkey
>>541623910>B+ rankAlmondLove has 1 spot open for an active player
>>541632724Suzuka was the feeder and Mati was the eater at the fat fuck contest (you need the belly service in any uma media)
>>541632271Shoes shouldn't be the only thing you can donate...
>>541632968new?
These are your braincells on Uma.
>>541632907I can't believe I had to play the same mini game 3 times in story mode because we need to shill how fat oguri cap is.
>>541632819>Despite the fact that all they do is add new fucking monsters.wrong desu~Iceborne is barely an upgrade to worlds anyhow
This is the 6th time, MacIt's starting to make me wonder what you're getting at
>>541632783How so? It plays exactly the way you would expect it to as a MonHun player, at least one that isn't a Worlds newfag.>>541632819Hell are you on about? Rise was always enjoyable, so was World if you're not a hardcore OG fan. The expansions only added new content, not fix up anything. Wilds meanwhile will always be a disgusting performance hog.
>>541633075>hot springs with ugly as mcqueenlmao
>>541633074oh I totally forgot they added the clutch claw that people bitched about but ignored to glaze iceborne anyway
>>541633075SEXO
>anime and irl horse race>"G2 is already hard bro, good job">gacha game>"Oh your horse didn't win triple crown, triple tiary, spring triple autumn triple all together? YOUR HORSE IS FUCKING AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS"
>>541633147lmao youre so mad over people liking something>hur dur youre mad i don't like itno one gives a shit what you think bro calm down
Cap, as in peak
>>541633147they also changed some weapons and gave people gibs so they had to farm even lessbut the monsters were coolRise however Sunbreak did add quite a bit, but it's all nothing before the Double X chads
>>541633275Cap, as in fraud
>>541631170I have GOT to read more of these careers, this is funny as hell!
>>541633275
I hate Oguri Cap almost as much as I hate that one Anon over there.
>>541633215You're retarded.I like Monster Hunter.I like Wilds. But it's the same repeating loop of>OH MY GOD THIS GAME (THAT THEY KEEP PATCHING NEW SHIT IN) DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT SO I"m GOING TO CRY LIKE A BITCH BABY oh there's an expansion out the game is amazing nowIt's like retarded newfag FFXIV players who finally catch up to the latest patch and then cry about no new content.
>>541633275Oguri....I....
How much stamina do i need for a medium racer again?
>>541632481I will use the pacifierI will wear the bibI will watch the rattleI will listen to the babytalkI will drink from the baby bottleI will call her mama
>>541631356FOALS!!! ;_;
>>541633342her smug aura mocks
>>541633342What the FUCK?
>>541633401
>>541631856EXPLODE
>>541633409At least 1200
farming for distance spark is so assstats are whatever, you can amend that with support cards and their bonuses, distance however, fucking hell, why does distance spark have to compete with running styles too anyway?
>>541633413Your reward: a long, long series of nursing handjobs
aieeee stop the count let me taste class 6
>>541631354id take it rn for rudolf >:|
And then Oguri Cap ate a lot of food.Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Is there any way to control the claw machine when the claw shakes, or is it all randomBecause I swear whenever the claw is shaky, it'll never carry any cuties overLiterally just saw 10 cuties all fall off even though the claw was dead center, and it was the first two rounds.
>>541633409around 800-1000, with-without recoveries. 900 is a good benchmark for 2000-2200, 1000 is probably needed for 2400.
>>541631856falco bro send deck!!!!
>japs have a claw machine practice modeIT'S NOT HECKING FAIR
What the heck is Mejiro Ryan's problem?I've never trained her before and shes the last one I havent won a URA with that I own.Yet shes just losing every race??? This same setup of cards and method I can win everything with my other Umas... am I doing something wrong or is this just a ultra cursed run?She got 1st in the debut and then has come in 2nd or worst in every race upto Tenno Spring so far.
Great
>>541633773When can I roll for Tudor Garden?
>>541633659it was mei shook your machine
>>541633720>practice modeIt's permanent because, unless you're actually retarded, you literally never see the crane game anymore.
>>541633595Okay, I'll stop it. Thanks for asking!
>>541633773>Tudor GardenClassy as fuck.
>>541631704personally looking at rviews and having no one to play w/m makes ez no. Fyi 5$ more gets you all the cut & sold as dlc teams
>>541633834dis nigra messed up his spoiler tags
>>541633771I had the same problem with Ryan and Winning Ticket. It's because they have no speed boon and bad uniques. Just tryhard with her and never pick her up again until you have better cards.
>>541633834retard
>>541633834
>>541633659I'm going to tell you the answer, anon, and you're not going to like it. Presupposing your aim is dead center, the claw machine attempt succeeding is pure rng, and not the fun kind
>>541633342May the Three Goddesses have mercy during their judgement of Oguri's gluttonous soul.
>>541633834ouch
>>541632620source me up loli bro
>>541633140>>541633157Mac sex acquired Kinda funny though, I've been grinding cm parents this whole time, and the second I do go back to Mac, ticket
>>541633908Is this not good enough cards? I mean not amazing but i've had no problem winning easily with others.Winning Ticket was even successful with this deck recently.Ryan is just eating total shit all career.
>>541633401Hopeless..
>>541633720
>>541633834reeeeeeeetard
>>541633929>>541633909>>541633905YOU GUYS SHUTTUP
I press rest more than 5 times in career
>>541634142Yeah I'm thinking bricked
>>541633592Sweet; a bonus reward.
>>541624608I was just thinking that when reading it lol.
>>541634078It's a rite of passage, don't sweat it.
>>541634078Common King Jobber L
My trainer left me for a ningen
Ryan is cute
>>541634142
>>541634004I love Ryan and use her all the time and that's better than what I have. If you gather enough stamina for the long races then there's nothing else extraordinarily difficult about it, in my experience.
>>541634219B-behind you!
>>541627330>Low Guts>Low WitAnon just letting you know that Guts is usually important to be alongside Stamina and is like an extra tank in case Stamina runs out. Also Wit helps from being blocked and making good decision calls when running alongside other Uma.
I want super creek's trainer
Okay somehow SOMEHOW she managed to score 4 wins in the very end.
>>541634219Don't worry, I'll take care of your sweet umanko!
>>541634219Skill issue
>>541634004Those cards should be sufficient. It's been a while since I abandoned Ryan so I don't have good analysis. Just know that you need better speed and wit than most of your other umas due to having a bad unique.
>>541634264Tracen is a dangerous place for human women
>>541628529McQueen or plancha, but I think McQueen is better. You're gambling already overtaking on the corner which is hard as shit. So you want to stack lots of speed skills like tail and McQueen along with her own ult.
>>541633075I've gotten the ticket 5 times with King Halo and none on McQueen. Give me one of those.
I hate this uma
>>541628078Pick your choices anon. If you are not focusing on being competitive just avoid things that are unnecessary. Reminder that Selector is 1st anniversary and there is a Universal Banner in March next year.
>>541623910CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>541634409Yeah well I hate you.
>>541634345There's nothing really wrong with trainers dating other trainers, is there?
BOKU GA MAKERU NANTE
Guys help!My Uma is in heat but we have a major G1 race today what do I do?
>>541634310Yeah she's fine. One more thing is that she's one of only two horses I've gotten over 12000 with, and I play for free so yeah my cards aren't the best. I mean I'm not saying she's superior to other horses, it's just luck and the number of attempts and all and I wouldn't know about expert-level competition, but she isn't bad at the career or anything.
>>541634451They're taking away an uma trainee's fated one!!!
>>541634440Rudeolf
>POV female torena
Guys... I... WE, did it. After so many lost runs, bullshit boxing, random failures, Tazuna's whack ass, bitch ass, hoe ass talking shit in her """"predictions""""", by the Emperor I have completed my first campaign in full. Thank you Golshi.
Another day, another 3 borrows wasted with no Groundworks Spark
>>541634616
>>541634523Promise her sex if she wins, and renege on the offer when she does!You're a genius!
>>541632620>fake textGODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL
>>541634665Just grab the hint from Gold Ship real quick. There'll be no problem at all. Just ask her nicely, she'll hand it right over, and very politely at that. You know how she is
>>541634409give her to me, I need a native Rudolf in my stable
>>541634660Good job anon, I am proud of you.>All those 3*You really like rolling for umas huh?
>>541634660>the C / E+ legacyyou're sending me back to the days of my youth (2 months ago) anon...My big bit of advice is to use a website like the globabl uma db to follow a few people with some good all-around legacies to borrow, so you can start building up your stable off of them.
>>541634682My wife is YOUNGMy wife is FUNNYMy wife is SEXY
>>541634782Oh unless you want your horse to have the spark. In that case, no problem, just go into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and train for a decade at hacking, and then get into the Cygames master database and
>>541634409More for me
>>541634851I want to make this little trickster pregnant
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa my ears...
>>541634871
>>541634216
>>541623995She’s really cute but I struggle to get really good career runs on her…
>>541634580Doesn't always have to be like that, look at fuji kiseki and old man nabeor oguri and kitaharaVery healthy trainer and trainee relationships with proper distance
To whoever runs front Rudolf and blocked my Seiun in TT, go fuck yourself.
CG eps 14 is kinda ass bros, why would we even bother with the regional race, what a waste of screen time, who even like March? she's not even sexy
>>541634580Wait, where does that string go?
Mejiro Maker
Respect the autumn season
CUTE!!!
>>541635090das riiiite nigga who da fuk carez bout sum flattie where da white titty bitchez at bro
>>541634964>proper distanceFuji Kiseki always force feed her kisekis to Old Man Nabe
>>541635090>she's not even sexyi disagree
>>541635090Long hair March was hot, short=shit
anons I think I've been playing UM too much/hanging out with you degenerates too much, because ningen women are starting to not do it for me anymore. Like my normalfag older brother made a comment about an actress in a movie this evening, and my instinctive, gut reaction was, "pffttt. She's not Maruzensky, she doesn't even have a tail"I think....my sense of what's attractive might be a bit twisted
>>541635149There is only one genius in there, and is not Bakushin or Biwa
>>541635239Many such cases. I had a viscerally negative reaction when she cut her hair, much barf.
>>541624824Has the arima kinen record to this day btw
>>541632263Oh yes bamboo’s in there, rest as well probably. I can’t check cuz I’ve already used it.
>>541634964>Oguri's manga has "Cinderella" in the title>Kitahara already gave her the Glass Slipper in the manga rawsDon't be so sure on how Oguri and Kitahara's relationship ends up anon
>>541635152
god mejiro ardan is so sexo
>>541626498The only thing I’ll be blowing my load on is Vivlos’ eggs
>>541635502>>541635152
>>541635589>>541635556Oi.
Good morning /uma/
...You know what, style pink, but you win, Super Creek. I will play goo-goo babies with you for this.
>>541635556>>541635589wtf
>>541627848My wife/mother
>>541635687I hope you explode
>>541635402nah, jo is going to bang scarlet and give her 11 children
>>541634839I can't help it. I got one 3 star, then another, so I thought the game was generous like Limbus Company, then I realized the stars don't mean shit. It helps that they load you with currency when you first start.>>541634851Honestly, I'm not even sure if I wanna play as much anymore. This game is hair pullingly frustrating. I couldn't believe it when Golshi kept winning. I thought the run was washed like all the others halfway through, like all the others. I'll keep it in mind though, thanks. If I can get future Umas I want like Dream Journey and Kiseki, then maybe I'll play more than a couple times a week, but the rng gods told me to go fuck myself and I'm not spending any money on this game.
>>541635556>>541635589Luna pilled
>>541633028No, I've been playing for a while
>>541628989Naizuri
>>541635727Don't worry, I fully expect this gift in my mail this Christmas.
>>541635263>normalfag older brother made a commentWhy do normalfags even do this? I have 4 brothers and they could never stop commenting on the women they saw. We even have a private brothers chat where they can't stop talking about hoes or sharing soft core porn. I was forced added to it and have not read a message for 3 months nowNot to mention the subhuman coworkers I've had through life who did this too.I just don't get it, if I find a woman attractive I keep it to myself, I don't feel the need to share with the whole room that I want to fuck Tachyon.
>>541635729he's going to give Oguri siblings instead
>>541635880>tachy faggot>bitches about normalfagshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX3wVAjMBm0
>>541635960did he win cm1 or cm2?
Symboli Rudolf!
>>541636042he won both iirc
Guys I want to fuck Fujimasa.
god i want to mate with march
Nothing makes me Gosling quite like Rudolf’s career. Her relationship with (You) is so sweet…
>>541635748Tags: rough_translation
>>541635937Telling the whole thread you're an EoP shitskin secondary with that comment nonnyOnly newfags bitch about Tachyon
>>541636201Rudolf AND Ame fan? Based if so
>suddenly rudolf posting
Started using Bakushin lately instead of Kitasan as a pure stat stick and I now believe in the bakushin.
>>541636371Was thinking this Gosling but Ame was my favourite Myth member
We love FAT FUCKS here!
>>541635880most males are actually bi
And then Oguri Cap ate 40 McDoubles and everyone laughed
>>541636471It is in reference to that Gosling, but I've never heard anyone use it that way outside of Ame. Either way, great taste
>>541636519This is a cute episode
>>541635697>>541632454Molesting horse ears...
>>541636613Yes the joke is that Oguri is from the country side, eats a lot and runs even more. I laugh everytime.
>>541636613truth
>>541636042>>541636072he actually lost taurus and didn't show his gemini results on his channel
>>541635871I thought she was giving me those crash bandicoot death blocks
uma boobs
>>541636803
>>541636687>taiki already planning to shoot someone if she loses and or winsdo burger hroses really
Protect Laisu!
>>541636834german boobs
>>541636725I would go bankrupt buying food for this horse
How long until the next main story?I heard that has a decent speed card for free? I got a lot of club points saved up.
>>541633401>lost to arcade champI don't blame you.
>>541636918tomorrow
>>541636915Mein Fraulein ist so süß…
>>541636834>>541636915That is a cow
>>541636915They are modest in size, but beautiful.
>>541636915Learning German to converse with these boobs
>>541636913eat laisu
>>541636915Why do I need to meet Eishin's family? We just won
why does eishin flash have torpedo tits
>>541636769I'm certain that was the reference. that's a nitro(ニトロ) box from crash.
>>541636915Ich will nicht mehr zurück nach Deutschland, Eishin...
>>541637026>Wasted all my points on MLB McQueen Fuck
She's all ears.
Stop making me want to roll for Eishin Flash. I only have 14k.
>>541637348
>>541637348You have more than 14k
>>541637320I want to touch those ears.
My Eishin fund is ready
>>541637348You should roll now. Just spend them, anon. Go ahead. Don't worry about who you get. Just... let it all go...
Now that sloptubers gaslighted /uma/ to skip swimsuit Maru, what's their next gaslight?
All two star sparks are funny
>>541637846lmeow
>>541637846That's the mark of genius.
>>541636393>suddenly
Hello? Anyone here?
>>541637967Why are they sleeping in their work clothes...
>>541638096sup
>>541638096We all moved to that other game bro
>>541638096
>>541638128why not, fatty
It's so funny that umas make their trainers meet their parents like it's sort of partner introduction instead of just parents meeting their child athlete's trainer-managerLike usually, the parents are the ones who goes to the training center to meet the trainer or manager but no, bere the trainers are the ones who goes to the trainee's parents
I'm subscribed to Curren's umafans
>>541638096I got work in 6 hours bwo
Haru promised me the same thing...
>>541638372does she use umachan?
>>541636769that's exactly what it is
>>541637846>like answering the last option in a multiple choice quizBakushin would do that, so these sparks are fitting.
>>541638497She samefags to shill her social media
>>541624824Also has the same voice as Momoka from CG. That's a big win already
Will CM give us increased rewards too? JP has more than us and Cygenerous knows we need more currency so...
Super Meek...
>>541638576curren chan is my favorite guide maker
>touch grass?>no way fagWhy are Dirt CHUDS like this?
>>541638717el jobber pasa.
>>541638748>le punching down girlFraud Falcon
>>541638786STOP DOXXXING ME
There's no way Oguri doesn't have a hairy bush
>>541638985her body is just naturally hairless
pitslut
>>541637348This is the true Eishin Flash banner, the one this month is a fake
>>541639063thats a dog
>>541639063
>>541638985It's definitely a jungle down there.
>>541639243
Do you think peopple would borrow this? I barely get any club points, so i swapped to this to pray
>>541639331
>>541639175You think they'd let me smash?
>>541639403you are going to need to advertise it
>>541639063>>541639243>>541639369Why does she always show her armpit?
>>541639440DICK THIS STRIKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>541639440Now post Striker mom after retirment
>>541639403>7* Tail held high>3* Oguri unique>4* Firm>Some other useful whitesLooks good to me
She's Oguri Cap
>>541639635As in peak?
fat ass
>>541639635>>541639673As in mounds (of fat (fat tits (big ass)))
>>541639507
My taste in Umas > your taste in Umasthats a fact
>>541639656there's a peak right now in my pants
>>541639536It's a tragic annoyance that she'll never appear in the game, meaning zero art.
>>541639903Chowing down on Pokke’s jungle…
>>541639853
Soon!
No one wants to spend money pulling a boy.
something feels off when the uma musumes are acting submissive like it doesn't add up
>>541640017Boy horses have the best gapmoe tho
>>541640017That's what you're doing every time you pull an uma that wears those shota shorts to exercise, anon
She is Oguri Cap
I just finished a McQueen parent run, and I think it was my worst yetKitasan, Creek, Suzuka, Ogurin, and Sweep all failed to reach completionOnly fucking Cafe gave her final event, which just gives goddamn studious.No professor, No maestro, no unrestrained, no +30 energy, and no lone wolfPlus no groundwork from OgurinHell, I didn't even get front savvy, left handed, focus, nor wet conditionsI literally have nothing to spend skill points on
>>541639953I CANNOT WAIT GRRRAHHHH
>>541640165Same anon
>>541640017I would pull a fully canon male Uma and train him. >but thats makes you gayThose who cannot conceive of friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a friend.
>>541640157Sounds like you failed your trainee… How will you take responsibility?
>>541640221Gay, homosexual even.
Where is my childhood friend Uma?
>>541640264I can lead an uma to water, but I can't make them drink
mambo
post something cute
>>541640319Bit of waterboarding never hurt anyone
>>541640396something cute
>>541640396
Rice cityGold shower
>>541640489I need to put babies inside my bro.
F2Ps getting baited by summer Maru is the biggest gaslight so far. Especially for those that don't have MLB kita
Mcqueen a cute
>>541640728said no one ever
>>541640319Anything is possible with friendship training.
>>541640270t. friendless loser who grew up on porn and never managed to have meaningful relationships in his life
I want to roll so muchsmaru banner please
AAAAAAAAAA
>>541639034Nice Wife
>>541640809lmao nice projection anon, it's you who doesn't have any friends that's why you're talking about it.Fucking loser.
Teio is gonna freak out
>>541640857Behold thine noose
I love my uma family!THIS MESSAGE WAS SPONSORED BY MEJIRO INC.
Any uma who loves anal?
>>541640973King, no question
>>541640973Grass
>>541640973Raw in the umanko or bust, goes for all umas.
ok
>>541640973Anal is gay.
>>541640973Sun Visor
God, I want to get a job just so I can whale, but I keep getting ghosted on these bullshit referral websites
>image limit
>>541641123What are you gonna do? Cry about it?
Dirt umas do anal
>>541641161I mean, that's what he did
>>541640959fixed the image for youhttps://files.catbox.moe/emi708.png
Mcqueen a super cute even
So, have any of you read a good book lately?
bread>>541641232>>541641232>>541641232
WAAAAAAHHHH EVERY DAY BAKER HAS NO MAKE NEW BREAD FOR USTHEIR DEVOTION IS JUST SO AMAZING UUUWAAAAHH
>>541641230This is a zoomer, SEAnigger and Witlet general.We don't read here.
>>541641085Do you see yourself still playing after a month wageslaving and get your first paycheck?
>>541635891I honestly can't tell if this a meme or not anymore.
