Previous: >>541641232>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/1 - New evo skill for Daiichi Ruby10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR)9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma Quest10/7 - Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR) - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flashman (3*), Nice Nature (3*), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ăŠăăȘăȘăȘăȘ (20 million/month), PUMA, ăŠăăŽăăăźăŸă«ăŸă« (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>5416548182 of my favorite umas are italians wtfBro and Boku
8% failure chance btw
>>541655547Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active
Teio!
https://x.com/ItsAnimeJP/status/1974678264082993170Where are all the black people?
>>541655547AlmondLove has 1 spot open for an active player
>>541655590I hate doing career runs with this mule.
thoughts about 2011-2014 gen as season 4?>orfevre>gold ship>gentildonna>win variation>justaway>Epiphaneia>fenomeno>tosen jordan>toho jackal
>>541655763Anime cons are always full of Brown Asians and Koreans.
>I would clear the french.
>marked
>>541655547
Are you enjoying your Fuji wife, anons?
Trainees should stop biting their trainers. Thats unprofessional.
I'm excited to hear Umas speak broken English and broken Italian this season
>>541655807998727265540124 mil fans :)
>>541655997I need to skip her⊠My shirogyaru wife arrives tomorrowâŠ
>>541655997we are already engaged
>>541655862Seems like the plan for season 4. The bigger question is who will be the protagonist. I bet it's Gold Ship's best friend, Just A Way, if Cygames somehow can obtain the permission.
ALMOND EYE STOLE MY TRAINER FROM ME
>>541655157This final was a fucking NAILBITER
I am sick. Post nurse umas please.
>>541655997I like her tits but I've had horrible luck training her, she seems to job more as a pace chaser compared to other pace chasers I run
heh
>>541656249Good job Bourbon
I wish they gave Global the anime scam gacha like in JP, but alas the selections are all Umas not yet in Global so no dice
>>541655763Imagine the stench people in first row have to smell
This sort of deck seems to work pretty well somehow if you're missing on cards.
>>541656278western artists were a mistake
Night Owl from staying up all night cranking hog
>>541656332third guy from the front is the squid games guy
>>541656249BAHBONE
>>541655763Bottom left corner has kino facesThey have the same look as North Koreans when they had a Kpop concert.
/uma/ (the one with the teio icon) currently has 1 slot open! Only requirements are trade shoes and actually playing the game. Just put /uma/ on your profile so we know that you're from here!
>>541655862Not realistic but Iâd like if they brought in Dream Journey and the rest of the stegoverse
I'm just doing my daily runs. What do? 1st reply get to decide
>>541656332>>541656412Who are the Japanese businessmen all dressed up?
>>541656110After you get Gold City on your first daily pull, you'll roll for Fuji, won't you?>>541656158She's so cute.>>541656254I've had the opposite experience; she seems to do a lot better than other Pace Chasers I've run. I've been training her with 2 power cards and so even by the time of the Asahi Hai Futanari Stakes she seems to have enough power to not get blocked (or maybe I'm just getting very lucky).
>>541656385Training and racing builds up stress so it isn't suprising
>>541656362post skills
>>541656412Images like these are evidence that SOME amount of bullying is warranted.
How do I build Evil Nature? What support cards give the most red skills?
>>541656464Always option 1.
>>541656374https://twitter.com/anikinoihai893/status/1975032765188817155
>>541656110You can roll for her alt later.
>>541656480I might send a 10 pull on her banner if I luckshit, but I gotta save for SSR NN!
>>541656546You did this
>>541656362Nice sprinter, shame about the sprint F tho
>>541656412they should add a scale at the entrance and forbid everyone who weights more than 90kg
>>541656374>Hating Tom and Jerry, a show that is also somehow very popular in Japanwhat's your major malfunction retard
>>541656619Glue time
>>541656251Hope you feel better buddy.
Danchou, I think we should steal /uma/ club's ace to our club
>>541656540Marvelous Sunday.
>>541656412oguri FAT in the middle
>>541656619He meant option one in ascending order bwo...
>>541656619It was just Teio, so it's alright.
>>541655997I googled stuff about smaru and i got some random slav talking about her and future fronts.https://youtu.be/9C2v0Hp7EGY?si=yc4Y2rpgUmgrqpAD&t=327I had no idea about inheriting this.
>>541656607That's fair. Good luck on your Gold City pulls. I hope you do better than I did on Fuji's banner (145 pulls).
>>541655862I would love to see that but I don't know how they would find a satisfactory way to explain why/how Gold Ship was pulled out of her generation to be with team Spica and then taken out of Spica to be put back into her proper generation for a 2010's generation anime.
>>541656626>only DYELs allowed
>>541656619
If I have 30k carats by the time the Aoharu banner starts and spend them all, is there any chance of then having 30k carats by the time the Kitasan Black rerun comes around without having to buy more?
>>541655763When I look at burger cons I get reminded that there are a shitton of chinks living there.
>>541656501It's not good unfortunately, no pace corners.But for stats this seems to work. I used 4 speed before but this came out better statswise and it felt pretty good to play through. Maybe with some borrow it'll work better.
It's funny how the speed and hint icon makes it look like Spe has no uma ears
>>541656753no one in that room ever touch a dumbbell
>>541656701who the fuck drew this
>golshi gives me free gibs>ogurin gives me free gibsWhat has (your) favorite uma ever done for you?
Thank you, Cygenerous.
>>541656701
>>541656823But she doesn't
>>541656362Is this thanks to the training effectiveness thing or whatever
>>541655763Is this really what the umamusume fandom looks like? I think I have to uninstall now. I cannot be associated with this.
>>541656583But I like her normal outfit the most
>>541656412>Urara HugeThis is why you didn't win any races, you cum bucket
>>541655647I had a 2% chance go off the other day
we hate teio around these hours
>>541656412
>>541656823
>>541656786If you can buy carats then use daily rolls so that it's cheaper>is there any chance of then having 30k carats by the time the Kitasan Black rerunnyo, you'll probably have 10k since they are a month away
>>541656874I think it's both facility level and training efficiency. Some lucky rainbows too.
>>541656921If she didn't sound like a strangled rodent when she says "uhhhh dokai deio" I'd like her a lot more.
>>541656773Doto smooches and creampie
>>541655763>>541656412>>541656332Why is it all fat people and trannies?
>>541656773Why is she so perfect?
>Recruit someone with over 100M fans they say>Flatlines the following monthCant even trust these motherfuckers
>>541655942Cute!
>>541656769The real question is how many
>>541657025maybe they're a late surger or end closer
>>541657025I'm holding my load for the inevitable groundwork autismo for Smaru
As a new player what do if i don't have kitasan black or super creek ssrs everyone worships these cards on here
>>541656465something about producers/people involved with the productionthey are expected to show up all suited up
>>541656786Kitasan is like 7 banners after Rik. Go ahead and blow your load on Riko bwo our monthly income is now 20k carats :)
I think I'm being mind controlledsave me smart falcon...
>>541656637>is also somehow very popular in Japan>memory triggered about the 2D Dead by Daylight Tom and Jerry gachaUmamusume Pretty Derby
>>541657096Borrow Kitasan from a whale and just try and make do with what you have
>>541656980I'd been struggling to hit those power stats with 2 power cards, this is black magic to me
>>541657096Still enjoy the game don't worry about being competitive
>>541657084They flatline to 6 gorillion the entire month, more like blocked>>541657093I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt of blowing your load with SMaru, Doto, Flash banners coming out
>>541657057
>>541656945
>>541657096reroll 0* Creek and borrow MLB KitasanThatis the only correct F2P answer>but-that is the only correct F2P answer
>>541657096Borrow. Save your carats for kitasan rerun next year if you find yourself still having fun even while being disabled
>>541657096https://youtube.com/watch?v=-okZdA0xxYs
Iâd piss all over Teio but sheâs not worthy of being my toilet.
mambohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7222VO66A
>>541657236I also like the bottom row concerned guy holding his fist pondering what is going on. Next to him is a guy I believe died on the spot and is now a hollow shell that holds nothing inside.
>>541657096Turn your brain off and play casuallyMaybe use THAT and do daily rolls for SR cards until December arrives.
>>541657129>burn out on game before they adjusted carrot giveaways rate
>>541657217Definitely not 17 years old
>>541657096Borrow one of them (usually Kitasex), replace the other one with a decent SR.For speed, there's Narita Taishin, Eishin Flash or King Halo, for stamina there's Mayano Topgun, Manhattan Cafe or Makween. Depends on what you roll and what uma you're doing runs with, ofc. Godspeed, newfriend.
>>541657025If you can't handle me at my lowest, you don't deserve me at my highest.
>>541656786lmfaono
>>541656707Oh nice, I didn't think about inheriting her ulti but that looks pretty good.
>>54165662690kg is baseline if you're 190cm tall like mejust because you're a tiny 150cm SEAmanlet at 30kg from eating pagpag all day doesnt mean the rest of the world is like you, you fucking goober
>>541657396I'll fucking break your legs you gaslighter
>>541657236I get the same feeling whenever I go to a big anime convention near me and all the industry guests have to see and smell the other attendees. Why is basic hygiene and physical fitness too much to ask for in America?
>>54165721411 power sparks, 6 stamina sparks and 1 or 2 URA finale spark procs.
>fail to recover from night owl 3 timesI just force her to race until her stats start dropping and the career fails.They should just give us a whip horse button.
>>541657025>he didn't wait a day to check if they were actually gaining fansskill issue
>>541657449okay Ramesh
Digitan LOVE
>>541657096Sweep Tosho and King Halo are very competitive speed SRs. Also expect to be on the receiving end until the kita reroll comes around new year.
>>541657528>They should just give us a whip horse button.TRVE!
>>541657556Wait⊠Thatâs notâŠ.
>>541657521what a cute knight
>>541657521Built for paizuri anal
>XOguri is only 10 banners after RikoBreh...
>>541657508I've been severely underestimating training efficiency it seems. Though there's also the fact I couldn't get double circle affinity on Falcon.
>>541657528I don't really trust infirmary that much. I rather gamble everything with recreation and pray for that shrine visit
>>541657521I will get this dog
>>541657096>what do I doDon't take the game seriously, and be comfortable with the fact that you are not going to be able to compete in high levels for a long time. Or fire up an emulator with 2-3 instances, reroll until you get Creek card. This way you'll have a somewhat less miserable experience, but you'll have to do some work for that. Your first objective should be being able to clear URA as a second nature.
>>541657528>They should just give us a whip horse button.This, but for the main menu.
Do I take>On Your Left + Fighteror>Triumphant Pulse + Professor
What's a tell truth sign that a gacha game will continue on for 2-3 more years so that I can confidently whale for pixels on the screen
>extra 300 carats a week thanks to cinderella grayNeat
Which uma is the best to get Dirt Devil and All Rounder in one run? Pasa?
>>541657763on your left every time even if fighter is ass
>>541657763FIGTHER IS AN ASS
didnt know uma bad apple existedholy basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-cZYxAStQ
>>541657763First one
>>541657769When content for it is still being made in JP.
>>541657795Smart Falcon with A turf
>>541657795Taiki Shuttle and Oguri are also options.
>>541657795Oguri certainly, maybe Pasa but you have to run non-G1s for dirt devil
>>541657521Every banners I like are cramped together.I need to skip alot of banners to guarantee everyone.>>541657351Is the carat income really gonna improve in addition to the accelecarats we just got?
>>541657025>recruit anon who asks for a comfy no quota club without saying how much he's pulling or anything>he's pulling 1M+ daily
>>541657882Princess Connect global is still going?
The coolest boyKinda wanna learn to draw so I can make a comic about having a lover's suicide with Shakur
>danchou is STILL purging people who are dipping a little lowdamn...
>>541657820everything bad apple existstest
>>541657923JP still gets more carats for their CMs so yes
what kind of outfit is this dogbros
>danchou is STILL not purging people who are dipping a little lowdamn...
Smart Falcon isnât even that cute
>>541658025Never heard of lamé before?
>>541657678I think it depends on if your cards are weak or not but facility level is very important for the case with weak cards. Getting it early also means you can ignore rainbow on that stat in summer unless they are very stacked.
>>541658068Ok, Curren Chan.
>>541658052When you glue club members you start getting requests from fuckers who you don't know where they are from you don't glue your slackers unless you're recruiting.
>watching horseracing highlights because horse girls gamejust watched Orfevre's Arima Kinen shits awesome also Japanese commentators way more hype than anyone that speaks english. Goldship was there too. really want Orfevre now. umas got the names of the big-time horses not just randoms, they're gonna have to reach into the shitpile eventually
>>541658025a proper one for a knight
Suzuka feet sex
>>541658025Barefoot stirrups make me go fucking feral
>me and danchou are the only day 1 members left in the club since everyone else ""left"" and got replacedDanchou wouldn't do it, right... I've been by his side for the longest after all...
How do I get Narita Brian to mark me?
>>541657351>before they adjusted carrot giveaways rateWhat are we getting extra?
>>541658105Do you not prioritize raising friendship with that deck early on? I consistently have runs where speed facility reaches lv5 on December year 3 since I kinda intermixed power training too. I'm assuming you spammed speed outside of summer?
>>541658052Too busy posing for his onlyfans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psaOruuFjEgmambo hachimi
>>541658287did you not notice the 2.5x gain on EVERYTHING recurring?>dailies>clubs>weeky TT
>>541658360I don't read, so no
>>541658240plot twist, they didnt leave but instead were sacrified by danchou to cultivate his thousand demon blood physique
>>541658339Lovey dovey kissy sex with Daiwa after she gets (jokingly) bullied enough to cry and is all pouty
Prydwen says Gold City will get better after her buff
>>541658052i got instant requests today from randoms to join my club after i kicked people at rank 200.
AH MO
>>541657279>>541657394>>541657589>>541657740Thanks guys. im not going to use emulators to cheat though. i already have some umas i like and have put time in to>>541657350what is "that"
>>541658025the French swordfight thingy
>>54165847410 dollars taobao. log in with an alipay account. thank me later
Durandal threatens you that she'd cause public noise then quit racing and become a nun if you dare train another uma btw
>>541658423danchou needs his sacrifices to keep his fan count high
>>541658446Wait they buff characters in this game?
So with cinderella gray's popularity, what are the chances for Marsh to get an spot in the uma cast as a trainee for (you)? We are already cucked kitahara by training oguri, only fair march's trainer gets his turn and march an invite to the onsen
>>541658446No matter which general I end up in I can never get away from Pr*den
Fuji Kiseki status?Carat status?
>>541658474>what is "that"$7 a month gets you twenty pulls, the $15 pack gets you thirty.Obviously I'm talking about daily pulls
>>5416586260, even the foreign umas have more chances
>>541658626Bottom feeder regionoids aren't welcomed in Tracen
>>541658582>Gold City is an effective gambling uma, like Grass Wonder. She also receives buff after buff in the future, so even though sheâs not great right now, she becomes quite competitive in the future. Her gold heal gains a speed debuff component later, so she can also be a debuffer in Mile after that.>If she starts trying to overtake someone late in the middle leg, her unique will trigger and let her carry accel into the spurt. Youâll want to pair her with skills that trigger around there, which vary based on the track. She can further gamble with her built-in Switch-up Pro. Also, note that every race you do after Tennosho Spring on Gold City will give you all stats and extra SP. This can let you get much higher SP counts, allowing you to buy a ton of skills for Team Trials.
>>541658003>lover's suicideWhy are you suicidal even in fantasy?
Will they ever buff characters in the future or do I have to wait for another SSR version of them to come out? Like default Teio and her unique and her potential skills
>>541658768rudolf...
>>541658626Oguri's in-game trainer is obviously alt-universe Joe who got his act together sooner. (literally me)
i have 5 hachimis and 3 mambos, what is my total omatsuri output?
>>541658790Ohhh I remember that bit about her heal, actually. Cheers.
>>541658768>
600 in a stat for a chance at 3* spark, what are the other two threshholds for higher chances?
>TP100/100BUT I WANNA PLAY DWO dialogues are hilariously gay there
>>541658847Wdym "even in fantasy" I'm not suicidal irl
I don't like a single one of the Nu-Umas
>>541658889Adult breastfeeding with Creek!
Starting a Teio career, what should I expect
>>541658848>Will they buff charactersyes>Will they buff skills like BoFAyes>Will they change mechanics so that GUTS or MANEUVER SKILLS aren't dogshityes>Will they be able to keep up with the fotm unitlmao
>his favorite uma is a Sunday Silence hack
>>5416589131100 for a 10% chance
>>541658293No, I try to press speed unless there's like 4-5 stack somewhere else or nobody at speed at all.Then I press mostly speed outside of summer and guts/stam/power if a pretty good stack arrives there. In summer I try to catchup other stats if they gather there, got some good power clicks I think and maybe stam this run. Matikanetannhauser card gives 55 guts just for it being in a deck and Urara hints are always 6 guts so there wasn't even that much guts clicks despite 550 guts.
How many anons are getting booted this month?
>>541658913
>>541658626We don't allow regional shitters in Tracen (plural, we already have Urara)
Pictures of the trainers you sold off your "Transfer Request" Umas to?
>>541658870>kitahara is (you)I rather kill myself and try my luck at reincarnating into a chad ugly bastard than being that retard
>>541658940Why ?
>>541659037People already moved on from Troonsong?
>>5416586260, the horse's real name was March Tosho so if they couldnt get the name then theres 0 chance for the actual character
>>541659037That game's gonna be casual as fuck bwo
Hope I donât get a dupe from my SSR ticket tonight bros haha
>>541659101
>>541659037What releases I'm out of the loop
>>541659032Thanks anon I'll try out something similar
>>541659192congrats on your Suzuka bro
>>541658768>>541659092DO NOT BE RUDE TO MARCH
>>541659037I will get booted next monthhttps://x.com/fakkugames/status/1974157536405434821
>>541659258Iâm hoping for Suzuka most desu, really love her design.
>>541659192Do everyone just like have Rudolf? I swear I've seen everyone with Rudolf
>>541658984I don't have any fetishes related to milfs or babyplay, but I'd definitely surrender to Screek's mommy fetish.
>>541659221I sold my matikanefukukitaru to this man...
>>541659139Overdesigned.
>>541659227Uma if they are bunnies.
>>541659364>Stay Gold is overdesignedhuh?
>>541659315Good. You'll get her soon.
How long until Mambo, Turbo and Ikuno
>>541659101>>541659221He told me he'd take real good care of them and that he'd work their guts
>>541658043What is her problem?
>>541659139That fluffiness
anons will have their first defeat in CM3
>>541659439women don't like insecure men
>Slacks with fans>But requests medium shoesFine, i won't kick you...
>>541658626>>541659092Helllo guis?
>>541659486This will be my third actually
>>541659486the fuck you talking abouti lost cm1 and cm2 in third
>tallyingfuck what was the retention range
>>541659331Despite daily pulling since forever, I'm still missing 5 from the starter batch, including Rudolf.
Does Fine Motion have a penis?
I want to fuck Super Creek's trainer.
>>541658003https://988lifeline.org/
>>541659486That's gonna be me... I already know i'm gonna lose
>>541659591500k and over is still safe
>>541659605no
>>541659591489k last I saw
>>541659332Yeah idk about baby play but Creek could handle me any which way she wanted to
>>541659647I was on 499k..
Does this special mission ticket include recently released honses or is it the launch roster again?
>>541659613No
>>541659486I lost CM1 tho, I really have no clue how to play the game.
I don't dislike nu-umas but they follow a trend common in gacha games where release or early game characters are very different from new ones either by their designs, meta, or skill animations
>>541659716YES.
>>541659192I've barely rolled for any new trainees in a good while, still missing a lot. I want all the launch umas, hoping for Oguri fat.
>>541659716it's a matter of time till someone draw a threesome with both
>>541658626Zero, Null, nul
>>541658935>Is perfectly happy>Fantasizing about suicide but only if you were with Air ShakurDo you secretly hate her or something? This is new.
>>541659591I am safe
Post your CM3 End decks bwos
>>541659708Make debut so launch lads
>>541658987HOW DOES TEIO KEEP FUCKING FAILING 10%HOLY FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING BITCH TORPEDOING HER OWN CAREER
>>541659514How do people tell if someone's slacking? What's the daily score cutoff?
>>541659829Guess I'm in no hurry then
>>541658003You can just find a local druggie in the city alleyway
I forgot, how much does hitting double circle compatibility actually make in spark inheritance chance? the gametora page on compatibility doesn't say
>>541659817>almost 490kI don't want my comfy class 6 retention to end!
>>541659890oh my FUCKING GOD PLEASE
COWS and DOGS in my UMA Musume!?
>>541659871I don't get why people cry about CM. Participate and you get a free 10 roll regardless of how well you do, isn't that a good thing? Or maybe it's because I played GBF and I know how it is to do bare minimum and get pretty much fucking nothing
>>541658626>CG umas that deserve to be in the gameBelno (support)ObeyDicta StrikerOsaichi GeorgeUrara's papaFolkqueen>CG umas that don't deserve to be in the gameMarch
>>541659957150 and 151 are the same it's just that the icon is differentit's spark chance*(1+affinity/100)
>>541659893Different per club
sex with belno?
>>541659605My penis in her vagoo, yes.
gooooodhate Teio more
>>541659825kitasan, 4 guts, fm :)
>>541659486I already lost CM1. CM2 was easy. CM3 is gamble
>>541660129GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>541659817what the fuck i was 488k
>>541660129Itâs just not fair, man.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
I like how Belno was ready to throw hands when the three stooges started bullying Oguri. She's not a little bitch like Doto
Id rather have Norn in the game
Reminder that summer Maru is only good for 4 months. It's a bait banner
Super Creek is a VILLAIN
>>541660287Doki doki doki dooooki
For me it's March
>>541659812You wouldn't get it
>>541659486First time?
>In Body and Mind>Corner ConnoisseurThank god I can just borrow support cards that have these, otherwise it would've been impossible for me to get the guaranteed 3* ticket.
>>541660236Back to class 5 to you anon
>>541659486It will be my first that I actually put effort into, it will make me decide if the effort is worth it or not for future CMs
>>541660384goofy ahh
>>541660318Norn is disgustingly cute for sure but would her inclusion would send keibafags into orbit
>>541660318I thought it was Teto from the thumbnail
>>541660360yeah, my villain
>>541660318her group of gremlins should be a pal card
>>541660236I cursed you and everyone else below me, update your teams
>two years until Marvelous SundayLife is pain
>>541660476Why does Rudolf always look sad or melancholic in these
>>541660109paizuri with belno's belnos and cunnyzuri with belnos cunny
>>541660487I'm a Teto pear.
>>541660490why the hell would oguri cap do that?
>>541660564every sunday is marvelous if you believe
>>541660163AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>541660318She would be bullied by the other gyarus in Tracen for being from the sticks.
>>541660498and it should be a guts card
>>541660048because cyjews are retarded>titles locked behind ONE (1) race RNG fest>ok maybe i can just get it the next time this CM reruns>cyjews decide that CM titles should have stars>still locked behind ONE (1) race RNG fest>o-ok maybe i can just get it the next time>cyjews decide to scrap old style CM titles and replace them with generic DISTANCE names>STILL locked behind ONE (1) race RNG festlose finals even once and its a permanent brick on your accountit doesnt help that races in uma are an unpredictable fucking rng shitfestyou can do everything right and still get robbed with permanent damage to your accountcyjews need to be hanged on the streets
Someone has to lose, and that's you
>>541660657Oguri would protect them by challenging to a race with a bet like she did to the delinquent who talked shit in Tracen
>my non groundwork seiun is so bad that she allows my curren to overtake her to proc her uniqueall according to keikaku
>>541659305>f*kkuinstant pirate or drop if i've ever seen one
>>541660667Bro a shoulder bump like that would break your spine
>>541660391I guess not. At least we both like the dork though. Good taste.
>>541660769And then Norn and her trainer would work on gyarufying Oguri
>>541660667that cute bump costed me thousands of dollars in a titanium shoulder replacement
>>541660747Someone has to get 3rd place, and that's you
>>541660664Haha wouldnât it be awful if I got a mouthful of Super Creekâs rich, velvety breast milk in spite of my ageâŠ
>>541660410
>>541660659Wanna see my mini's?
So what's the deal with Tachyon? Is it possible to fix her with passionate lovey-dovey love-making? Or does fixing her broken mind require a mindblowingly rough bedroom session to snap her out of her psychosis? Either way...I can fix her.
CYGENEROUS
>>541660609Everyone in Tracen and even Creek fans know that she and her trainer constantly act like a newlywed couple
>>541660679nice shitpost
>>541660564just play jp bro they made marvelous sunday alt meta
>>541660659>>541660938what's this type of character called?
>>541660667>>541660803>>541660843
>>541660551SOURCE
>>541660973>takes like 3 months to get it alllmao
>>541660318G on all distances and positions, G turf and F dirtand comes with slacker right off the battake it or leave it
>>541661034Mesugaki
>>541661034smug ugly loser nerd build
>>541660384We know, Shibasaki.
>>541660679>Unironically obsessing over titles - essentially cheevosDo browns really?I'll post my triple crown in three weeks, hope you're ready.
>>541660609She wants her friend to be happy.
>>541660946She doesn't need fixing and is a rational and very smart horse. In fact I think everyone else should be fixed according to her superior views and what is actually good for them as there is no point questioning someone so smart and willing to push everyone to be their best.
>>541661034uggo
>>541660679>fake post cares about titlesWe don't even get the real titles (uma locked titles for winning events) till later
>>541661087No that can't be, it's something more specific. They always have that kind of voice, like Sucy from LWA or Tomoko from Watamote
>>541660065>Me? In the game?!?!
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU PIECE OF SHITA FIFTEEN FUCKING PERCENT FAILURE RIGHT BEFORE FINALSKILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>541661161>>541661203>permanent cosmetic damage to your account is trivialspotted gacha tourists
>want summer maru>my decks are so shit I won't be able to make good use of her anyways I HATE Having to balance carrots for both trainees and cards
>>541661230inkya
>>541661279nobody fucking cares about your title bro
>>541661034A deep appreciation to the fine arts.
retard
>>541661086I'll deal if the onsen scene is explicit sex.
Every time>>541661327Not true!His discord club will do a title check on him before they go dumpster diving. The lower standing means he'll get less food.
>>541661276*you're
mythical homepage pull (4 views)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K85rGnHEB4
>>541660667AIEEEEEE
>>541661243Does she have the 'tism
Post more of my wife Agnes
>>541661420You gotta be either underaged or the brownest thirdie to be posting and linking this shit
>>541661327I care about his title. We all know that having a CM title is the true indicator of a good player.
>>541661307thanks, that's closer
>>541661452
>>541660318We know, Oguri
Super Creek get pregnant
>>541661086Deal, ill make Norn the best regardless
>300 carats...
>>541661496you are right i am indeed brown and a thirdie and i am lurking in this thread*disappears into the sea of anons*
How do you unlock the scene of going to the hot springs with the reporter?I assume you needed the ticket and max her relationship out, but apparently not
>>541661279Itâs not that serious man.
>>541660973>global also gets cingrey carat gibs>but jp also gets a cingrey character selector ticket that global can't get because we don't have all of the cingrey umas playable yetThe curse of being 3 years behind... both summer maru and christmas oguri are part of the selector too on top of that kek
I'll let your DOGSHIT CAREER slide this time Teio...
>>541661617>lots of injuries>still winssounds like Teio
>>541661595When are we getting that one 3 star umas rate up banner that everyone said we should save up for?
>>541661420lmao this is funny ( im 30)
>>541661595we'll get that ticket in 5 years
>Outer gate as front>"It's still winnable, not changing it">Late start
me when I like mayonnaise
>>541661508So you're number one now what?
>>541661420I THOUGHT TWOMAD DIED
>>541661769You lack focus and concentration
>Not even worth doing my daily career because Cygenerous is Tallying team trials again
>>541661617FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>541660925The hardest to get is Concentration since not everyone picked Suzuka and is at the mercy of Tazuna rng late in the career
>>541659049This is NOT a situation that demands a tree graph
>late surger>inner gate
>jp got a paid selector ticket>all we got was the weekly 300Cyjews... I need Rudolf...
Will they ever release more bundles in the carat store?
>>541661508I wouldn't want to be the guy who has a complete mental breakdown once he eventually meets his maker and his perfect collection of titles is broken forever. Always thinking how inside that collection of titles there will always be an empty slot. Future CMs getting so autistic you won't be able to compete without all the meta umas and cards
>>541661915Why donât you have her already?
>>541661953Why did the frogs have to make it rain just as the race started...
>>541661915This but Rice...
>>541659049>>541661910Pretty sure someone just made a table that does it better so assuming this a shit post
>>541661792opera bird where?
>>541661452>AgnesAt last I can post it
>>541662051I used my ticket on Teio
Outside of some skills, is the gate relevant? Like for example, 1 and 2 gates being easier to go front/hard to overtake people because being closer to inner rail?
Damn, good sparks come when you least expect them
>...
chiyono rape
Are you supposed to spam G1 races during parent spark farming runs?
>>541661837Vodka cute
>>541660776Post CM Curren I want some reference
Can i watch cinderella without watching og uma? Or do i have to start with that?
>>541661595Oguri and TamTam really only have 1 alt each? Feels like the perfect time to drop a collab during Arima
>>541662278D'you want some coffee?
>>541662293No because it depends on the legacies' races and the training available as well as your skill/stat goals.Race sparks are an unreliable side bonus.
>>541660776That was me, sorry
>>541662346yes you can
>>541662293yes but the more important thing is that you race the same races on everyone so the parents/grandparents have good affinity
who's this cutie ojou?
>>541662405had two cups already, but thank you anyways
>>541661420
>>541662468Uma Musume G
>>541662468https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qHhgW190Yzo
>haven't rolled a single time because grinding is already a gamblefest that I can't be bothered to rollThat's amazing
Is this any good /vg/
>>541661420this is one of the most unfunny videos I've attempted to watch no joke
>>541662565fuck
>>541661617>>541661872Teio has one of the easiest careers wtf are you doing?
>>541662468Moonraito Runashi
>>541662587That falcon isn't very smart...
>>541661420blacks so silly lol!
>>541662328i just threw everything that says passing on hershe is missing mile corners and maybe THH but i think its over im not getting mile S ever again
you might not like it but this is what peak parent farming looks like
>>541662587yesno idea if you have standard distance or if it counts for pushing you past the hidden meme threshold, same thing with mood modifiers.
>migraine Blues right before Yayoi Sho>mood didn't go up due to Migraine>now stuck with Migraine at normal mood with One turn to Satsuki Sho which will force Mile goal with no way to avoid this. Thanks Tachyon, really cool.
>>541662587it's falco. ez ticket to a finals
>>541662245There are runs where if my uma gets the inner gate it's pretty much a guaranteed failure
>>541662069saved
>>541662601how else do you think it has 4 (yon, chetyre, quatro, four) views
goddamn this took a long time, almost 3 hours
Fuck Cafe
>>541655547fuck reddit cap
who can i use to get the senior spring triple crown? I don't have oguri fat
>>541662656Those are some impressive stats a shame my Curren gets mogged by my Falcon
>>541662901rudolf
>>541660318I'm happy that the gyaru bully will NEVER be in my cute umamusume game.
>>541662638Breaking her legs clearly.
>>541662656Wanna test it if she can get blokushin*d?
You guys should watch Cinderella Gray
>>541662941I don't have rudolf either, retard.
>>541663023Dont we have to wait until late january for the complete season?
>>541662941thanks
Kitasex Black
>>541663023I tried but it's boring
>I'm still getting the most fansCan we talk danchou?
nyo*locks door*
>>541662901Golshi just needs the Osaka Hai
>>541663261Hmmpph bratty torena, open this door now!
>Uma has stats that overwhelm the competition>5k fan race>"Trainer-san I tried my best!">2nd place>Arima Ken>Japan Cup>Literally any bigshot race>"Trainer-san I did great!">1st placeI dont understand whyAm I retarded?Is my rng just bad?Do I only notice when I lose hard so it seems like this happens more often than it does?Fun game!
>>541663023I refuse to watch this reddit tier character.
>>541662928i also have this but her skills are worsecan't tell which one is better desubiko borrow instead of shinko>>541663003she is a pace...
>>541662665Is there anything she can't do?
>good stats, mile S inherit>didn't get spurt or any other end skills from my taishin and hishi cards>didn't get spurt or pulse from my inheritsthe game completely refuses to let me win. rainbows out the ass but every single hint gave me fucking stats instead of skills
>>541662640Perfect edit but don't make fun of my wife...
>>541663398Derby
>>541663261
>>541663032how am i supposed to know????????
>>541663187Kill you danchou and take his place
>>541663520She wins that by proxy.
>>541659169they've had the rights to the Tosho horses since the very beginning
>>541663638Whole movie point was not winning it by proxy, just look at Tachyon arc.
>uma has no obsessed fan reposting the same images every thread It's over
>>541663690You've got me there...
>>541663557I am aware. But tracen WILL have to pay if you break them. And you WILL have to face Tazuna. Your choice
>>541663702be the change you wish to see
I wanted to let you all know that I despise all of you.
>>541663702>Wanting an obsessed malay to post AI slop of a characterA fate worse than death
would you sit between these two?
She said it
>>541663702Why aren't you glad globalfags haven't latch onto your favorites?
>>541663789Nobody likes you either Taishin. Kill yourself already and don't forget to blame Winning Ticket in your suicide letter
>>541663702I don't even post my favorite
>>541663879calstone o isn't that big
>>541663879Cat when?
>>541660973I might make 30k carats for the all-uma banner in February!
That's rightdanchou is my bitchI can leech all I want and he won't remove me.what the fuck are you going to do about it, huh!?
post that ends in 8 will be the uma ill coom today
>>541663702I post different images though
>>541663809No I don't feel like getting molested today
>>541663874She has one of the best race outfits in the game.
ELCONDORPASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541664016
>>541663879
If your favorite is a stallion, it means YOU'RE GAY!
>>541664016Rice
I don't like old women, go awayplease...
>>541661698according to the timeline it's the first week of February. I'm sitting at 6k right now, I think I'll make 30k by then, with maybe some extra pulls on the kitasan rerun banner (0lb kita and 0lb creek, sad)
>>541663702>pretending Cafefag, Operafag, Teiofag, Grassfag, Rudolffag, and Kingfag doesn't exist. We don't go a single day without >reddit tachyon poster with Cafe dance gif.We don't go a single day without Kingfag doing the "tragedy" reaction imageWe don't go a single day without some webm Opera laughing.We don't go a single day without Teio step webmWe don't go a single day without Grass ass smell post.We don't go a single day without Rudolf Cinderellafag calling people retarded or telling people he never asked.
>>541664109I will ravage this boys pussy
>>541663702when I do that with Teio you guys either get mad or start posting ryona
Is there a point in rolling for Fuji Kiseki if I already have Taiki Shuttle? Seems to be the same Mile Pace Chase slot. inb4 "if you like her", that argument for rolling is obvious
>>541664130shes 17 THO
I'm gonna leak my danchud's umafans
>>541664096
>>541663702>bro is blind
if you guys love teio so much why don't any of you make her your CM ace
>>541664221If you like men
>>541664230Doesn't matter, I'm being forced
>just run your umas as end bwo she will dodge all the NN debuffs bwo
>>541664130We love hags here
>>541663702I don't think a single day has gone by that I don't post my wife
>>541664285I only train meta umasteio is garbage
>>541662638SHE keeps BREAKING her LEGS
>>541664374based and true
i got my ASS destroyed by this in a CM4 lobby and this will only get worse with smaru
>>541656454i think the best they could do with stegoverse would be a season focused on stego himself with some cameo appearances of his sons
>>541664374She's grown so much she does that with my penis now
>>541664471Did you remember to thank your overlord for the assraping?
>>541664471>trans operafagI hope you lose CM3 badly.
>>541664453Cygames are cowards for not making the umamusume as big as real horses.
>>541663032then use Golshi, you dumb fucking nigger. Or Fuku or Creek. If you have Mcqueen or Raisu or Teio or Seiun or Ticket they can do it too.
>>541664471you people told me opera o was trash
>>541664564???readingcomprehensionbro???
>>541664565it would confirm 100% the rape allegations
>>541664425oof, downblouse is a great tag
>>541664564least retarded ricetroon
>>541664565a man can dream a man can dream
>club wants 1m fans>using my borrows for aces I waste 3/5 runs getting 600k total fans>using the other 2 I can probably bring it to slightly above 1m, if the parent farming doesn't explode, and leaves near 0 leeway for missed/capped TPI'm feeling very edged
>>541664690what is she talking about
>>541664471wait what the fucki just realized she had 659 stamit was a cm4 lobby wtf
>>541663702I try my best to cycle through images and find new ones so that I don't repost the same ones too many times
>>541664168You forgot rice shower
>>541664757American assault
>>541664782leo cup is only 2200 meters compared to 2400 from taurus cup, 700 effective stamina is enough to survive
It's a new day and I love my umadacchis
>>541664732You can convert failed ace runs (i.e. no mile S/groundword after second inspiration and the like) to 500k+ fan runs pretty easily just going on a 15 race streak after it happens. What are you doing on the other two runs that only gets you like 200k average? Parent runs would get a lot more due to all the G1s you do.
YOOO ANIME GEM
>>541664913Spe-Chan cute! CUTE!
>>541664913Cute loser
>upcoming CM is a mile race>current and next banners are mile traineesim noooticing...
>>541664818The racing industry and its consequences have been a disaster for the uma race.
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>130k from a single raceholy shit
APOLOGIZE
om nom nomthanks for your 8/10 shoes
It's new day des!!
>>541663702Good!This is my wife. I get to decide when she is posted!
>>541664881sometimes during senior year christmas I think about what cute gift each uma would want. meanwhile Taiki would open up a package from her family back home and it's a shotgun wrapped in a bow or something.
Curren Chan really isn't that cuteI hear there's this Umad--- new uma idol on the up and coming, I'd watch out for her honestly
>>541662834Manhattan Cafe brewing me a cup of coffee using her worn panties as a filter.
>WitGOD on the first TT raceGod bless
What?Free carats?You're telling me I could log onRight nowand get Free Carats?
See you next week, Class6bwos
Cya next week faggots
did you guys get anything good with your free 2 and 3* trainee tickets
>>541665108Eishin sex
IT'S A NEW DAY
i think this song SUCKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l6dr2ZM2mM
>>541665354wow 300 smackaroos
new day but Teio is busy
>doxxes your fan count
CLASS 6 RETENTION SECUREDTHANK YOU GLASSLIGHTER WITGOD!
Ooookay....
>>541665447So true bestie
i did it, dachis... don't know if i'll get to 6 but that won't stop me from trying...
>>541665541>do 2 mil a day>know I am safe and secure because any top 100 club would want meLife is comfy.
>>541662810Why are they asking humans to arm wrestle with?Humans can't beat umas, so what's the point?
>>541665447>>541665621That's my Palco
>hit 550k on the first team trials race I doSee you all next week
>>541665636is that time of the day again...?
>Free for the weeksub 500k bros don't give up! Consider leveling that WIT shakur for an extra 0.1% points.
WITGODS I KNEEL
>refresh>triple Gemini title>refresh>triple Gemini titlewhere is my WitGOD? I need free win
>>541665747
>>541665647good job man
VERY loudly asking my trainee about her period cramps and if she needs more tampons in front of all the cafeteria
>>541665825FASTER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kI-LrbcFgThis sounds like a song from 2003, it's fucking shit what the fuck
>>541665274I would buy Taiki reloading stuff so we can fuck around with wildcat rounds.
>491kgod, this isnt gonna holdi dont know if i have the energy to keep stressing over retaining class 6 every week
Wait... you guys don't actually just leave Team Trials after getting the threshold, right? You DO do it every day to get your moneys, support points, alarm clocks and carats, right?
>>541664362The smiles in the anime all look creepy
>>541665884hmm, nyo
>>541665686you know how some people believe they can beat a bear with their bare hands? well, this is the same
smart falcon
>>541665636what the hell they really gave her lace gloves
>>541665825jan ken pon!jan ken PON!jan ken... COME ON BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY?
>>541665971don't stress, just keep floating between class 5 and 6
>>541665945big Mio energy
>>541666007>Journey is a teaserthis is canon btw
>>541666025>beat a bear with their bear handsI mean...
>>541665984I do it for the Cygenerous mission rewards. Also for increasing my uma bond levels.
>>541665416Short hair exposed back sexo
>67th>demotion rangeIt's Mejiro DOver
Is there a reason why the Uma Musume channel is called Pakatube or is it like Umapyoi where it sounds like it should be a pun but there's zero official explanation for it
Fart Smalcon
STUPID FALCONRolling for MLB cards must be a miracle, in 30k pulls I did not get a single copy of the target card in the gacha simulator
THE SLEEPER WHALES WOKE UP DO NOT ATTEMPT CLASS 6 THE DEMOTION RANGE IS NOW 700K
I really don't know how Urara is beating Oguri, Oguri is at dirt A with better stats and skills
>>541666007Where's this from?
>>541665957Love this dude's skits.
Time 2 votehttps://strawpoll.com/polls/NoZrz4YqBZ3
>300 carats for every Cingray episodeAre we worth of Cygenerous?
retention line is % basedfodder trainers will do their attempts and lower retention line for us
>>541666462i dont think ive ever seen the retention line lower
>>541665802I honestly title hunt because a lot of these guys haven't touched their TT teams or just threw in their CM aces which aren't made to max score
Teio Teio Teio
i think seiun SMELLS
>>541666462What's the % that left us with 40k in class 6
>>541666502cute mom
>>541666560Nobody asked King
>>541666560like what?
What the fuck do I even do with this
TEIO HATEDIESHINEEEEEEEE
>>541666560>naps all day>fishesreeks
surely this wont raise dramatically any time soon
>>541666606keep saving for the qol gems
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER FUCK YOU PALMER
yoroshiku ne
Remember to do your daily pulls. I finally got her...
when is Palmer released? She's super cute
>>541666606might as well hoard support points hardest resource to get. maybe sashes you're low in for future upgrades
>>541666720Better to get it there than before URA
>>541666720This is why you should roll for Palmer and use her in all your runs so this event can never appear
Inside of you there are 2 Falcons
>>541666830>149
>2 daily pulls>one 1* character>one NEW(!!) R supportLucky!!!
Are (You) thinking what I'm thinking
>>541666910Fuji wanted my carats...
>>541666967TOTALFLATLINERDEATH
spechud love
>>541666967Sorry broski, the FFT remaster was a lot more fun than I was expecting.
>>541660667 The real injury is that this will never happen
https://x.com/natuumi13/status/1975124198843658288/https://x.com/natuumi13/status/1975124206955430018
>>541667010Amen
>>541666897Wtf?
>>541667096>twitter link>oversized rice
>>541666590Top40%this means there were 100k toreina in Class 6 last weekI think Class 5 promotion line is Top45%
remember bros when times are dark, mambo.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GjZUMTsQHGA
>>541667096
>>541667152She's still growing alright!?
Polishing Smartâs FalconsâŠ
>>541667270h-he's fast
They should have kept the hat in her race outfit instead of just for the cutscene.
>>541666428>what daily race do you doWho tf spends their tickets on support points?
fart falcon
>>541667370The hat makes her look like redditor
>>541667270
>>541667370No, I love my Fuji wife but I hate that hat.
>>541667370>wanting her to wear her fucking hat in the hot springs
>>541667425Because she is a redditor
>>541666428depends what im short on that dayi'd say 70% support points
McQueen clasping her hands any time you encourage her eating habits is too cute
>>541667370tophat clan uma when?
>>541666967>flat***er did his runs today so I can no longer call him outtsk tskI'll wait until he slacks for the full week next time so that dumbass dancho will finally kick him
>>541667385I often wonder why support points even exist, apparently jp finally decided to get rid of it
Ma!
Uhhhh... Guys? Why is Tazuna refusing to date me?
>>541667509I like her chubby face.
>>541667370*tips fedora*m'pony...
>>541667667You proclaimed a preference for human women over horse girls to her and now she's afraid to reveal her secret to you
>random mood up event twice>crashes a 5% training and gets don't over do it>awful moodINCREDIBLE
>>541667385I think during golshi event I did a few days of support point runs because the event shit out a fuckton of monies and I was leveling SRs
*picks her up*
>>541667370>starts the race without the hat>puts it on during the ult>finishes the race while wearing the hatI think this is the most in-character way to do it
>>541667667she knows what you did with kitasan
>>541667676we all know mcqueen is the real burger king
>>541667795>don't overdo it>5%2/10 apply yourself
man
>>541667509All that fat gets stored at her ass so I win either way, she stays flat and bottom heavy.
SAY. HER. NAME
>>541663671Yeah about that, March's owner is not the same the Tosho owner.
>>541667843actually her starting with it on and then doing the unique where she tosses it would be kino
>>541667558So much for the 3d inactive kick rule
Is this training the trainer event timed? I didn't see a counter on it so i assume i don't have to do it super grindset
>>541667925She's gonna need Higlander if she wants to win
when do we get more songs for the jukebox
>>541667930Jackie Chan
>>541667893>not 2/10 don't overdo it
>>541668048New career mode I believe
>>541668085>>not 2/10 don't overdo it>not 2/10 you overdid it
You may not like it but this is what peak uma body looks like
>>541667897
>>541668165Wrong, this is!
>>541668016permanent missionyou can chill
>mood down event>mood down event>recreation>failing training>mood downJust fuck me over repeatedly and call me a whore why don't you
>play Blue Archive at release>dropped it because unfun gameplay and none of the girls outside Arona got me hooked>play Uma>get engaged even tho the gameplay is as monotone as well>but also because of me wanting to insemimate McQueen with my spic bloodline so hard that I will pack a family inside her I don't get it. What makes the game so special?
I'm just not grinding anymore. Fuck danchou
>>541668228
>>541668165sloppa is getting too good for comfort
Someone mentioned that Creek's head is like 30% bigger than all of the other Umas in terms of head to body proportions and now I can't unsee it...
>>541668432Yeah, if a few of the obvious AI fuckups were cleaned up after generation there's no way I'd have been able to tell that it was AI.
>>541668175>goes from wife to mom in three seconds flatIs she trying to give me an adult woman fetish?
what the freakcygenerous
>>541666967>going for gold
How much money do I need to invest in cyjews to get this urara in the game?
>>541668412Raising sims are super addictive and it's a tried and true genre that frustratingly doesn't get a lot of love nowadays. Monster Rancher 2 is amazing and this is basically that but with cute girls instead.
>>541668432moggs anything that I've ever made
>>541668432good that it's still recognizable easily at leasti fear times when we'll have to ask artists for videos of creative process to prove that it's real
>>541661595ngl I don't really care about any of them.
what's honestly stopping toreina-san from impregnating super creek the first time she comes on to him? she's clearly not a middle-schooler.
Is this any good?
Ardan is the best Mejiro
>>541668412I'm also a Blue Archive refugee and Uma's gameplay is 1000 times more fun
SEAbrosâŠ
>>541668824I miss Yuuka sometimes...
>>541661595Is the ticket paid though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtR3S8trRA0today we remember what we lost
>>541668412Because there's a goal to work towards to instead of mindless coom.
>>541668813fine if you want to grind out a 9* groundwork of your own
>>541668887Yeah, about $12 on my end when I got it
>>541668949I will never forgive Nintendo.
Why did Cygames have to give Maruzensky and Taiki Shuttle the best inheritable uniques while also giving them awful affinities with almost the entire cast
>>541668761The AI doesn't have to convince (you), it just has to convince the retarded normalfags.My coworkers keep bringing up these "cute animal videos" where it's night vision lighting and showing shit like a Koala riding a dog or a dog bringing it's puppies to sleep with a baby and they have no clue that it's AI.
>>541668761Already happens though>>541668412You're still in honeymoon period
>>541668412its japanese + high production valuethat said, ba is still one of the best gacha games in the market.
>lose a race she shouldn't>-30 energy after itThis shit is so fucking assYou get punished for no reason
>>541668412Soul
>>541668860ummm singapore does NOT look rike this
>>541668412>Impregnating McQueen and not El Condor PasaRace traitor.
>>541668994They're filthy Gaijin
>>541668412>What makes the game so special?The lack of porn
Were you guys le epic trolling about that club points for carats exchange event? I wanna spend my 3k points on that speed SSR coming soon
this has not been a good start
>>541669221That's not a good thing
>>541669173Sorry pal, I have seen too many whales as a mexican. Ill stick to the frailness and LARGE ASS of McQueen. I am a man, I dont need a body that has been touched already, but a body so well rippen, eagering to be defiled and manhandled with my brown handa all ovee her and her tummy
>>541669221>We ended up with FAR LESS brown posters thanks to this one policyAPOLOGIZE
>immediate 465k retentiondamn, they used to start much lower...
Is it evil to have a god parent and not share it?
>>541668994It's called balancing
>>541669221Don't use pixiv I guess?
>>541669312Dumb Avian
>>541668412Blue archive more like bore archive. The game itself is sterile and boring. The porn is completely detached from the game's vibes. Uma is a way more fun game - but still mostly an rng simulator with months of downtime.
>>541669282you really need anons to tell you it's bullshit?would that even help you
https://files.catbox.moe/bhpepy.mp4oof ouch ugh agh oh dear
>>541668870I don't. Naggy bitch! Nihahaha!
eat your uma snack
>>541669540ew no
>>541669540I prefer to eat my uma
>>541668412This has actual fun loop and more than one story you can read on the plus side of being to use your favorite anywhere. Blue Archive starts to feel like a chore real fast.
>>541669540AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE GOOKBROS DON'T LOOK!!!
Toreinasan
Yes, it was very important
>>541669540Who's the knock off Maruzensky?
>>541669540What's inside?
>>541669540What's in the box?
>>541669221More like lack of porn spamming in most social medias.
>>541668824>>541668412I'm a starrail refuge, the lack of kafka and the fate collab being trash (I still rolled and got seibah anyway) was what finally broke my two year streak and made me uninstall it.The umas are just more fun and for (you), meanwhile hoyo is allergic to for (you) girls
>>541669540WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
>>541669629The father of Blue Archive
>Fast Learner 3 turns in>now thisBwos, I'm getting my ace today
>>541669540Coming home to find an empty box and a fat fuck eating on my bed.>>541669638>>541669631almonds, macadamias, pistachios and walnuts inside what I assume to be a chocolate bar.
>>541669478Surely this will lower the global karma index for everyone else
>>541669638Horse jerky
>>541669343I pay brown people to draw lewd pictures of horses. Your policies only challenges me.
>>541669601Gold title looks better....
>>541669540>AlmondYouâre not eating Ai chanâŠright?
>>541668165peak meets peak^2
>>541669540Dropping this box in a gook chan would be like a tactical nuke
>>541668994Americans strong but have low compatibility
DO NOTTHE HONSE
>>541668412BA is only good for the designs. The game is a glorified login and time-waster simulator. I'm about to quit it because there's not much to care about, and I already know enough to keep beating it to the little girls. The writing and general game quality also kinda went downhill after the poaching incident
>>541669731>I'm a starrail refuge
>>541669765Cool. I like the artwork on the box and I do like chocolate bars with nuts in.
>>541669629Easily the most accomplished uma irl with her 11 G1 wins.
What...do I spend it on?
>>541669869>Americans strong but have low compatibilitybut half the cast has filthy american genes thanks to sunday silence, what is this gaijin racism bs..
I the honse
>>541669757>he doesn't know
>>541669757woeno summer rainbow upon yedouble up with migrane and slacker and nightowls too
>>541669757BLESS THIS ANONS RUNMAY IT BE THE BEST RUN EVERGRASS WONDER IS CUTE, CUTE!!!
>CM aces are no good for Moonlight Sho de waKyoto HATE
>>541669994Strong genes but bad at sex. Gaijin stallion cock too big for japanese mares.
>>541669801>brown people get to eat, pay rent and bills, and afford groceries for a month>anon (and others who want it) get to see uma musume pornWin win!
>ba out of nowhereYare yare daze
>>541669419you can't seriously believe they intentionally designed it that way
>>541669983That doesn't really answer the question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_leading_Thoroughbred_racehorses#Most_group_/_grade_one_(G1)_wins
>>541669731Same here. Cipher briefly reignited my interest, but the literal weeks between story content + that story being verbally bloated with no good setpieces, absolutely killed every last shred of good will I had from the âGenshin could neverâ days. I was gonna keep it and just do dailies, but I thought:>I havenât felt a single shred of joy from this game since the Ghost Hunter event, and all the story segments leave me sleeping in my computer chair. Do I have ANYTHING in this game I still enjoy?And that was that.
Sundayman, Brian's Time and Tony Bin are honorary japanese
>>541669991spend it for your free 2 star dupe? what is this question?
How's two hours of doing the same career over and over in a fight against RNG not the time waster
>>541670153They would be everyone's parent if it was easy anon.
>>541669631>>541669638>>541669740branded snacks + tiny acrylic stand
>>541670304b-but its fun because i have nothing else going on in my life!!!retards here will complain about comfy BA lifestyle while wageslaving 10 hours a day doing the same monotonous careers for their danchou
dumb pigeon
>>541670470Youâre a snack
>>541670183Local G1s are not real G1s so they don't count here.But to answer your question, it's Copano Rickey.
>>541670470omg curenchang cute
>>541670304because if you hit the jackpot it's no longer a time wasterI made like 2-3 useable groundwork parents today (ie 2 star blue + 2 star groundwork), so I just need 1 or 2 more to be done with groundwork farming for now and get my family tree going
>>541670470Cute. I thought that Kitasan was making the Korean-triggering gesture for a second until I saw that she was holding a chocolate.
I'm so weak to dia and kita...
>>541670470venezuela mentioned
>>541670470>not almond eyeWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>541670264no....
The tail of the umas is a weapon
>>541668412>What makes the game so special?A normal game among braindead trash. That's it.Like, literally every gacha these days is electronic potted plant where you log in and log off.
>>541669601begone wench
>>541670818>we donât like money
>>541670470>venezuelateiobrowns..........
>>541670710>>541670470Someone needs to Photoshop that chocolate away. It will make an evergreen meme.
>>541670865I fucking LOOOOOVE autoplay slop. I LOVE NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
>>541670470Those little chocolate bamboo shoots are fucking fire
new thread????
>>541668412>>541669919Still playing both Blue Archive and Uma Musume. Blue Archive has been referred to as a "bonsaige", where you grow at your account at your own pace without any rush. The gameplay can be interesting, but it quickly turns into a chore. It's main selling point are still the stories and the games and its OST is nice too. It's a game where you can log in, do your dailies for 5-10 minutes including loading screens to spend your energy, and don't play again until the next day. Unless there's an event like a raid going on. There's also no direct pvp mode; the raids are time attacks, and the "pvp" mode doesn't give enough rewards to warrant investing heavily into it.Uma Musume is outright more fun. Like the other anon said, raising games are a tried-and-tested genre. The girls and their stories are also the main selling point, but I believe what helped attract attention are the treasure trove of references to the real horses and their staff that's carefully woven into the girls' stories, personality, and just every where else in the game. The main gameplay loop is more fun, although a single career run can easily be between 10-30 minutes. There's a direct PVP mode in Champion's Meet and unfortunately it's a gacha game where whales just have much better odds of winning than F2Ps, although I read from an anon here that some whales in JP are salty that F2Ps can compete with them in PVP modes.Also it's a bit off to me that Blue Archive got written off as the pedophile game while Uma Musume got away when in both game's stories it's about you, the player, clearly an adult, guiding actual teenagers closely. I blame BA's twitter and reddit fanbase having loud screeching retards overdoing the UOOOH meme.>>541669731>meanwhile hoyo is allergic to for (you) girlsMihoyo grew too big thanks to Genshin. They can't lean heavily into for (You) fanservice without some fans throwing a fit.
If kitasan made the small PP gesture at me I would cum
BAKE THE NEW THREAD SLAVE OR I MAKE IT WITH MY FETISH
>>541671184This but Dia
>>541671343>>541671343>>541671343
>>541671184small pp anons aren't allowed in this thread thoughplease leave
>>541671180BA have hags but like they're canonically young kids larping as hags, except for shun or something, and the cunny amount are vastly greater than uma + they have a larger popular cunny character roster, and there's also no yakuza sex ban meme going on. Umas can be various age like how Maru and Creek are very obviously true hags
>>541670226The main saving grace for me that keeps me doing my dailies in HSR is that it just takes 5 minutes, and I can auto-them while doing a career run. I tell myself it's so when a character I like enough comes around I can spark them. Also at least half of the characters I fap to on the regular are HSR girls, so I can't let go of HSR easily.
>>541667270>>541667453>Yoneda Okomeso... umas are allowed to have normal names as aliases?that might explain Tazuna...and the director too...
sorry, I cant impregnate Teio in my mind hard enough. please Yakuza release the Teio porns
>>541658339This artist quietly putting out a great Daiwa Scarlet romance/gag manga on Twitter.
>>541665181When did you get a picture of me training Flower?
>>541667385Not me. I still want to get a number of my umas to pot5 like vodka and creek and grass, that shit's expensive. And when the average 5 level SR upgrade costs ~30k support points, getting 2500 for dailies is shit rewards. 30k money gets you a pot level in 3 days, by contrast.
>>541661243We already have one ugly crackhead, we don't need another.
>>541669312how did this happen
500 stamina for a SPRINT uma? Are team trials guides gaslight?
>>541670487Go back.
>>541668432if you hate sloppa that just means you hate the original art cause any good model will literally just yoink
>>541669991it's a make debut ticket it's just a pull so might as well do it the pool doesn't change
>>541675308truethanks
>>541656443Just applied. ID is A_Durian. Thanks breh!
>>541661385my wife Ardan wouldn't say this..
