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Twin Turbo Tuesday in ... 2 hours from now
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>>541671441I’d fuck her in that mountain of garbage
belno sex
>>541671439TAABO LIMBO
>>541671482>inESLbro...
I...I'm sorry....
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Laisu is a smart hors
kimi no aiba ga
>marked
>>541671439oh wait im a retard its monday ...Uhh ... Maruzensky Monday Derby instead?
>>541671439tuesday on a monday?
>>541671525realistically he could do either
>seiun creeped up to 2nd total fansim... a metafag...
croixbros... 15h place is shameful...
>>541671583Now we're talking.
>>541671559I want them so bad bros...https://youtu.be/NajpDGAQjnY
>>541671482>>541671525With how much garbage there seems to be in that image, if you tried having sex in that room you're bound to end up buried in garbage bags. So yes, technically you can fuck her in a mountain of garbage.
>>541671343Can the titty trio Maruzensky Doto Flash combined generate more income than Kitasan Black jpg?
I love maruzensky so muchit's like they crafted her specifically for (me)
>>541671696No but they'll get closer than most even if it's a team effort
jane austen winning ticket be like MR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBY
>>541671627>Almost 30k fans with Top CunnyYou're fine
>>541671583Mejiro MondayTwin Turbo TuesdayWinning Ticket WednesdayTokai Teio ThursdayFuji Kiseki FridaySatono SaturdayMarvelous Sunday
Reminder to pull for Riko!
>>541671656>one year till the next gold family memberstay strong bro
Thoughts about whorses?
>>541671696If cygames was smart they'd have anticipated Smaru by a couple of days so all the paypiggus would empty their wallet on an ez win in CM3
Who has the estimated honse release schedule?
>>541671937mmm uma sweat
>>541671801i'm not sure if i giggled at the retarded joke or if i giggled at the person posting the retarded joke
sorry, I cant impregnate Teio in my mind hard enough. please Yakuza release the Teio pornsa
>>541671913What card banners are good inbetween riko/nice nature and tachyon/maruzensky?
>>541671918she would have 5 kids wiht you and make you take care of them alone
>>541671913>humannot in my deck
>>541671918I need Dorija and Stego in my bed right now
Can you just keep doing a career over and over with the same Uma to just grind their stats higher and higher?
>>541671913hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
Digitan LOVE
Sorry daughter...
>>541671913no
>>541672108why is she such super creek bait?
>>541672084nopeeach career starts back at the same statsyou can get better parents however which gives you better stats
>>541672042kitasan rerunbakushin/bikodaiichi ruby power
>>541671937what's stopping me from mating pressing her on the spot
>>541672084Yeah you can grind her fan count and affection
>>541671490HSR porn is fucking awful, tho. The only porn that series gets is a ton of fujoshit, AI sloppa, and a small handful of tasteful guro works from an obscure artist I will not share.
*monch monch monch*
>>541671913I must, I need to MLB my SRs
Uma that would eat the max spicy level hot chicken sandwiches with me?
>>541671343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFEJIwu0NI
>>541672230When can we roll for this hotwife
Trying one last time for a /vg/ club before I just jump into a new random shitter club. ID 343376152533
>>541672554probably the one who talks about spicy food every other sentence
>>541671513I wish I could have a Turbo wai-wai-hi5
>>541672439Not interested in bakushin/biko and have Kita at MLB>daiichu rubyWhat's so cool about her?
>>541672554doto, el
>>541672502every day until you like it
>>541672502
>>541672554Doto
Cygames-san it's already October
>>541672795I thought Doto was a cow, not a sheep
Will he ever get into the game?
>>541672459
>>541672032th-thanks y-you too
>fgo refugee>leave due to the game(and it’s fanbase) preferring to pair BB with the protagonist(s) from a previous game>Uma is releasing in an English ver.>get interested in a couple characters >the uma and it’s fanbase gleefully pair the trainer and umas>finally found a place where I can enjoy UmaTore with others>still feel resentment towards FGO and it’s fanbase >but Special Week’s cuteness healed my damaged heart
>>541672682shitton of debuffing skills, high spec priority, high power bonusIt's mainly a whale card since you obviously want to pull for maruzensky or tachyon but you specifically asked for neither so
>>541671343When does the Brian story SSR card drop? My speed is seriously gimped by having 1lb Sweepy and having to borrow kita every run. Taishin sucks (20 sp) and while I love eishin's energy and mood ups, 35 sp isn't very good either
>>541672875This must be made by some fag calls her Agnes
>>541672823Why does everyone have a cute water gun, but Rudolf has an advanced plasma rifle
>>541672926shut the FUCK up spechud
Finally made a Daiwa I like. CM Test please 12016409
>>541672942So good power statstick, alright.So as a f2pfag I'll have to dump my 60k carats on either Nice Nature or Riko, fuck.
What kind of stamina does my El Condor Pasa front runner need to reliably proc his ultimate in CM3?I'm B-maxxing so I don't expect many debuffers.
>>541671343does anyone have the meme of gold ship putting a stuffed horse head in Mcqueen's bed? I remember seeing it some time ago and can't find it.
>>541672926one of Sakura's (purple girl not rider) clones with one of shiro's selves or what
>>541672973Next story chapter.>I have shit SRsGrab the $15 pack and daily pull.
>>541673016she paypiggied for the most expensive super soaker on the shelf while everyone else gets the off-brand knockoffs
>belno is almost as small as tamachudthis makes my uma the big uma
Who is Cinderella Grey?
>>541672853he will... one day...
>>541673082erm no you should dump them in kitasan and tach/maruzensky
>>541672926If you think about it fucking a Servant means you are cucking their husband / wife from their previous life thus the basis of F/GO pairing is a cuck fetish
>>541673262Oguri
>>541673118the protagonists from the extra games
>>541673182Belno Light is naturally lewd.
>wondering why the fuck club chat is censoring my message>it's because of night>nig ht
>>541671441Is this supposed to be Taishin? Why's her hair a different color?
>>541673487>niqht
>>541672973it dropped on 20th of july on JP, same day as Gold City's banner
El Condor Pasa has really pretty eyes.
>>541672875>midget height>anime BA sensei haircutI can smell the putrid odor from the guy who did this
>>541672926>>leave due to the game(and it’s fanbase) preferring to pair BB with the protagonist(s) from a previous gameNot only you are mentally ill, but you can just play that game
>>541672926I know this is a shitpost but I will bite the entirety of BBs characterization in FGO is being tsun towards you.
>>541671559Broken arms broken legs shattered pelvic bone
>>541673493why is she drooling
>>541671628He did his best. Just hope all 3 come back safely and can rest and recover at home
picrel it's me give me Uma wife
>>541671913Nyope
Left or right
Worst possible outcome, thanks debut ticket
>>541672942Shan't be pulling
>>541672554Doto, El and Crown are the spicy food loving umas
>>541673330I have Kitasan and Maruzensky is eternity from now.I'll get to 60k again in that time.
>>541671913ok
>>541673570And really pretty titties
>>541673880Hug this.
You'll miss URA when MANT starts.
>>541672993Don't be rude to her!
>>541672891>in umaverse, if torena lays a lewd hand on his trainee(s), Tazuna whacks him>in real life, if artists draw graphic visualizations of such lewd acts, the Yakuza whack them
https://youtu.be/s-Yiq4K21IE
>>541673102>his
She wants to say it
>>541673635she wants to lick it
>You HAVE to pull this>Nooo, it's a skip actuallyShut the fuck up, both of you. You didn't even play JP. You watched two youtube videos and now you act like you know what you are talking about.
Does every uma get its own scenario in the new thing coming out?
The Fujimasa March side story should have been a bonus OVA for one of the blu rays for the first cour.I'm genuinely baffled that they chose to put it as the first half of the first episode of a new cour everyone has been waiting for.
>>541673880I like it when she does that pose.
>>541674014I love this braindead retarded troglodyte of a horse so much
>>541671913>want doto>but also need wit natie in that case>SSR wit natie is right before riko
chiyono rape
>>541674116
What cards are you guys using for your Falco? With the cards i have this is the best i can do and it’s completely hopeless>inb4 goldshiIt’s for groundwork because after almost a whole month of parent training the spark never dropped
>>541673589We’re probably going to diverge in our interpretation of BB’s character arc but Ordeal Call 3 pretty much still has her having an affection for Hakuno/n. Regardless, I don’t care for it that much anymore. I got Umas
oh whats that anon you want to join CunnyInc.?well too bad its FULL lmaoyou blew it.heh... maybe we'll put you on the waiting list, there should be another spot a few months from now..
>>541674014what the FUCK is her problem
>>541673102I don't think it's possible to have enough stamina to finish CM3 but not enough to trigger the ult
>>541674165Heard there's only 2 races this cour so they're gonna have to do some padding
>first borrow of the day>queu up OguriCareer ended in Arima Kinen as even using an alarm it was still not going to happen. Everything that could fail and go wrong happened to the point it was just impossible to recover. There goes one borrow two left, great.
>>541674165because season 2 is max filler, literally nothing is going to happen.
>>541674286>he feels cucked by himself but a different character wait til you realize the trainer behind every uma is a different character
>read chapter 1 of the main story>get spoiled on oguri's story during the first cutscenenice anime you got there umakeks
>>541673740who is that. liam delap?
>>541674176Brain dead? She's as straight as an arrow anon>>541674330Her problem is that she's too high IQ to be understood
>>541674456When does she learn to shoot beams?
>>541674286Are you Chinese? You sound like a bugman
Bwos... Where is my sex city
>>541673230FUCK OFF I DID MY RUNS ALREADY
>>541674402>"Torena... I heard that Vodka and her trainer did their first... You won't let her take 1st from me, right?...
>>541674014Holy autism
is this game the only one where being a <180cm turbomanlet is an advantage because you can be a jockey and ride your waifu?
>>541674402>c*ndom
>>541674456Don’t care, it’s still Trainer Love
>>541674574she already knows how you just never asked
>>541673369did they have to draw her thighs like that...
>>541674635Bro... You belong in a top 100 club... Why are you in such a shitter club?
>>541673230I DID NOT CONSENT
>Pissed off pretending to be perfect>Force me to come with her to a secluded area to blow some steam offI can't do this anymore, bros.
>>541672926You might wanna save this pic, bwo. It’ll save you a lotta heartache in the future.
rudolph would probably sniff her hand after scratching her ass
I need to get her a blanket can you watch her for a moment?
I wish that was a turf or medium spark, I don't even care about the speed 1*
>>541674402>condomsReminder anti-natalists deserve the rope
Thank you witgod.
>>541674857who doesn't
>>541674842it's fake and brown
>>541674842wtf does tier 2 mean here
>>541673230Kiss chrono
>>541674857Rudolf would not.
>>541674857Umas don't smell anon
>>541674857No need for such slander
>>541674923what's so good about this?
>>541674789>top 100>not 2 mill a dayretard
>>541674857Not if I grab her hand and sniff it first
>>541674402Didn't this faggot got ninja'd before
chance to get left handed from suzuka cardchance to get groundwork from oguri cardchance to get standard distance from eishin cardchance to get summer runner from a random race?chance to get escape artist from seiun cardchance to get S mile and S turfchance from getting good inspiration procschance to not fuck up the career and get the stats i need gotta keep trying I guess.
>>541672823Wonder if it was meant to come out a few weeks earlierAlso they should add March Tosho as a 1* jobber Uma
>>541674923maybe if you had a 3* ura spark
>>541675065Haha
>>541674823It’s kind of hilarious how the entire global server got raped by chrono of all umas
>>541674057but shes a lesbian.
>>541674842>Dream Journey marriageIn her basement I bet
>>541675056Cum for Kita
>>541675012Literally everything I want on my evil Mayano
>>541672823australian pandering
>>541673230Chrono Genesis tried to approach Gran Alegria as if wanting to be friends with her after they retired but Gran immediately kicked her.
why did they make her such a slut, isnt she barely a teenager?
My broke ass finally was able to get escape artist for sky, if I were to do another run like pic related, what skills if any should i get rid of to add it?
I don't have Falcon so I have no idea why she is cuck material.
>>541675246Why is ohamile so rude?
>despite beating special week into the dirt el condor pasa is really really sad
>>541673230Shoe dox whenI need to expose the dirters
>>541674842Smart Falcon fags, why is she in the loser category?
>>541675296explodecorner adept and lone wolf, corner adept being a generic skill costs more than DISTANCE/STRATEGY corner
>>541675039You can do it with 1.5m and a few makeup Toughness runs.
>>541672502>>541672783>Uma biting into fishcan someone explain this Uma meme I saw a bunch of this in japanese art accounts, I'm guessing it has to do with island scenario
>>541675296deck?
>>541675296just do more races bwo
>>541675423its a jojo reference
>>541675380My entire club trades nothing but dirt shoes. /uma/ fears our superiority
>>541672926based spechad
>>541675423you have to be over 18 to use this site
>>541675423
>>541675423hownu.ru
Scarlet raping her torena after watching how lovey-dovey Vodka and her trainer were!
>>541675253
>>541675423every day until you like it
>>541675296Front Runner Straightaways is the worst of those
>unknowingly choose a WITgod as my first TT run>500k it is that easy
star unlocking umas should decrease their chances to hit sleep deprived. i swear to fucking god suzuka hits it 4 times per career MINIMUM
>>541674897Sure
Scarletfags should be gassed.
>>541675394she's not a losershe just has trouble confessing
>>541675296corner adept and lone wolf, and take away tail held high to get mile corners to double circle, maybe even take away front straight to get front corners to double circle
>>541675498so, Sakura from fsn biting into a fish and the guy from geass "I shall pleasure myself with this fish" was also jojo?
>>541675592Other Trainers too? My god...
why did nobody tell me how insanely OP this card is?It's bad mood/illness RNG mitigationloads of bonus statsconsistent free energy by lowering costsevery event is usefulis this glued into my friends slot forever now? How can I get this beautiful hag, or a copycat?
>>541674842this pic alone kills that chart
>>541674842>all the best girls are in tier 2based
>>541675705this is a psyopposting this ugly horse means everyone will disagree with youyou secretly work for the Daisca underground state, do you not?
>>541675705Spe would say this (Dasca's a chestnut)
>>541675852>is this glued into my friends slot forever now?nyo because the new event replaces her
>>541675423Old meme that can be googled if you search for the catch phrase
>>541675394She basically says she's been wanting to fuck Toreina-san this entire time in her onsen event but she's too much of a coward to confess to him
>>541673531she became French benis
>>541675852It's a crutch. I can't get max 120% fan bonus with her
>>541674789Because I've been talking with my shitter club since launch, and it would feel pretty weird to dump them now
>>541675170only in your mentally ill head
>>541675936oh does it?But she's so insanely good, what replaces her?>>541675967That's true too
>race with 8 stamina left>utsoku omorashi event procs>"8 energy lost"Everytime this happens I feel incredibly smart. You can't make me lose energy I don't have, ufufufu
>>541674842The Admire?
>>541675852she's good until you realize she's only that good if you're a whaleand if you are one then your opinions need not apply
>>541671343Looking into Oguri's record with Cinderella Gray. It's crazy how much better he would have done if they kept him running Mile races (and funny enough the manga references this). They wanted him to run these 2000+ distances but would always come up short. But he never lost a race if it was under 2000 unless he was racing March. Outside of the Arima Kinen and Sankei Sho, he never got first. I'm guessing it was just because the longer racers were worth more money but its interesting to think how much stronger his career would have been had they stuck to mile.
>auto coming this yearholy based
>>541675852The pal cards are usually scenario specific where they can be really handy and apparently in later careers become pretty much mandatory due to how good they are.
>>541676018new scenario new broken pal card
Sexo
>>541676050I am not a whalebut she is so insanely useful for bad RNG mitigation I can't fathom not using her anymore>>541676092>>541676125Oh, I had no idea. Fair enough then I guess. I wonder if I can roll the next oneDo you know what the next one is? (Thanks)
>>541676082Auto won't work for Aoharu and beyond unless they decide to update it so good ruck
>>541676140wtf i was going to post this when i was off work
>>541674938is she grabbing his ass? lmao
>>541675852I usually borrow a power card because I only have one usable support, but maybe it's time to switch
>>541675860The unfortunate fact is some idiots will fall for that retarded chart.
is there a point to still doing the ura career once aoharu (or as i like to call it, unity cup) comes out
>>541676153>having your own ksb and 2 mlb cardsyou're not a whale, but you're definitely above the average playerMostly it's just having your own ksb
>>541676140dumb, I wanna see Fuku or Ryan dance like this. artist fix your shit asap
>>541675423>I saw a bunch of this in japanese art accountsReally?
>>541676225Just look at her effects, its crazyon-demand status healing, mood restoration + energy, huge support bonusesjust crazy powerful>>541676307Well I started during kitasan black era and I got 2 in a row and that's the only reason why I playedI kept rolling my carats as I played and eventually maxed her out after using the 30k pity or whateverI don't spend money on this (I lied, I bought the, uhhh, the 30 day carat pack once. It wasn't worth it.)
>>541676153no announcement on the date yet but Unity Cup is probably going to release early/mid november
>>541676321pretty sure that's some guy in VR chat dancing with a goldship skin
why should I play uma musume
>Kikkasho>300+ stam>4th>"Your trainee lacked guts">Arima Kinen a couple turns later>300+ stam>1st
>>541676268If they're dumb enough to believe some random person's chart on the internet instead of their own experience in the game, then they deserve it
fuck the consequences, im just gonna come out and say what everyones thinking but is too scared to say:sweep tosho is best girl.
>>541676321Golshi is sexier
>>541676140this person doing the dance here is a mentally ill troon in their mid 30s btdubs
>>541674857found this img on twt which means this meme is no longer funny, so uhm yeah... :/
>>541675423They will proceed to pleasure themselves with that fish
>>541676445maybe if she ate her fucking veggies
>>541676385Alright, cool. I'll keep an eye out thanks>>541676421I'm convinced those messages mean nothing>>541676417games fun. I don't really care for the characters, I've skipped every inch of dialogue and story, but, game is fun.
>>541676385I DON'T WANNA DO URA ANY MORE
>>541675253>Mayano>a slutbitch backs off the moment (You) do anything remotely romantic.
>>541675474Sure, nothing interesting
>>541675791yes it was jojo first
>>541675056Kitasex
>>541676485That’s a very mean thing to say about Gold Ship
>>541676301achievements. sometimes older races are good for parent/grandparent runs until ISLAND comes out
>>541676239Ines is too daring
you guys TOLD ME that aoharu drops on eishin's...
>>541676564>>541675296crazy nice horse, good job!
>>541676564>13 racesanon you don't need to drop skillsLET YOUR HORSE FUCKING RUN
>>541676590weird wrinkly old handalso, armpits are gross
>>541676640Satsuki-sama...
>>541676590tits>pits>ass>feetshrimple as
>>541676538URA still will be the best for parents solely due to URA spark
>>541676445You know she fucked Duramente before you, right Kita?
>>541674014I didn't know she was this autistic, I kind of like her now...
>>541671583>HagbowlI'm up for it
cute
>>541676563you're not supposed to point that out
>TP is fullTIME TO RUN LATE SURGERS
Marriage confirmed.
why does our 4chancup team always lose bros
ban slop
Umas should make out.With my penis in between
>>541676564>borrowing pasa Explain? I have her on 2LB but always thought she's kinda average
>>541676421But Kikkasho is 500m longer
>>541676825she doesnt know how to play that
>>541674857this is literally
>>541676153>I am not a whale>says as he has MLB Kita, Flash and Hishiamaplease spare me some of your luck when I roll in Riko's banner, the only good MLB I have is Tosho while the rest went to useless SR guts cards
>>541671913who the fuck is she even, I haven't seen her in anime or anywhere
>>541676914is cafe really that flat?
>>541676825Mayano RAPE
>>541676421>2500mArima Kinen is an honorary medium
>>541676979I really ain't a whale, and I have no luck. I can't make a good horse to save my life. My other cards are terrible lol. I do have 40k carats saved up though, I don't know when to rollHopefully we both get lucky then man
>>541676941shes good with a recorder though
>>541676421we TOLD you that kikuka sho is a hard 500 stam check, give or take a little depending on your running position
>>541676825Bang Dream! Pretty Live!
>>541676876Why does my trainee keep saying these things to me? I don't get it.
>>541675607I bet I've been here longer than anyone here and I didn't know this shit or have forgotten it
yaAAAadaAAAa
>>541676825Maya let's create a band
>>541675852Who didn't? yt is always showing me 'pal cards are broken' shit. the issue was it sharing the super creek banner so you needed to whale for it
>>541673230I know we often discuss who are the most reddit umas, but is chrono the most 4chan?
>>541676979I feel like anyone that blew their load on kitasan would have some mlb sr cards even if they got unlucky with kitasan herself, right? At that point it's just a matter of luckshitting her as well.
anime trainers>get respected(some of them)>live healthy lives(some of them)>don't get rapedgame trainers>get dragged around>get disrespectes>some live like bums>get rapedExplain this
>>541676914>tummyzuri
>>541677034
>>541677280
Japan should give up on L'arc and focus on more prestigious races like the Kentucky Derby and Dubai Classic
>>541677182I regularly do kikuka with 400 for fan runs. Fronts always win. Pacers sometimes can win. Ogurin generally does due to her unique
>>541677346Game torenas have it so good
>>541676513>games fun. I don't really care for the charactersI like the characters and fun interactions and story bits and don't really care for the gameplay. Game truly for everyone
>Open Uma>See happy Duramente holding 6 plushies>Click next>MaintenanceOh...
>>541677346>Propaganda>Reality
>>541677253Dementia is setting in, anon. I'll see you in the nursing home.
>>541677218Have you considered dating your trainee with marriage in mind?
https://youtu.be/_XvzHdO7nrk?si=LF0z8I110dAzAhap&t=124yeahyeppersyeahhah
>>541677378for me its anything bigger than el condor OR anything smaller than grass wondermedium is NOT premium
Still dont know who this Kitasan Black is
Thoughts on my current B-maxxed El Condor Pasa CM3 ace?I accidentally fucked my up stat calculation again and skipped the last training, so I took 1 non-ultimate skill to cope.
how the hell did I lose the ura finale? guts and stam? bad skills?
>>541677414Japan actually does regularly wins Dubai races. It's the American ones they need to focus on more imo. So far it's only been the Breeder's Cup
>>541677414They did try Kentucky Derby
Quick question, does Umamusume have more Uma x Uma or Uma x Trainer in game? Curious what to expect for future updates/events.
>>541677480That's just fair bro, as long as you're having fun, that's what matters!
>>541677414They got closer to winning the Kentucky Derby than they ever have to winning the Arc.
>>541676931Good stat stick and specialty priority, you get the +30 energy event, chance at summer and standard greens
>>541677346I don't remember the live like bums part. I know some of them are definitely overworked, like Scarlet's trainer.
>>541677551This seems sweatier than just blasting your umas as high as they can go in Graded.
>>541676421Learn the difference between 3000m and 2500m, not all longs are the same
wtf happened to my S rank club?
>>541677047no, it is YOU who is
>>541677678thisskills are a meme, stat sticks are the secret
back off
>>541677729uma club nhas fallen
>>541677684most trainer overwork, specially days before an important race. Like Nice Nature's trainer passing out after barely eating and almost zero sleep
>>541675705Of course this is uttered by HER
Ulamusume's web browser history tierlist
>>541677163If you can't make good Uma with that deck, then you're playing wrong. I have no Gold Speed cards and one Gold Stamina and can still make A rank Umas. You should be able to easily meet all the stat requirements with those cards.
eep. missed out on 5% by 3 stat points lol
>do Maru career for fun>487k fansHas... has it always been this easy?
>>541677910Neicha and Spe are /pol/lacks for sure
>>541677910>all the best girls are yellow and abovebased
>thread title Uma Musume>is actually UmamusumeAre we stupid?
>>541677930skill issue
>>541677689Being F2P is hardI can only bully other F2P who forgot to pick Graded League
>>541677938>>487k fansThat is what you should get in a normal career
>>541677535REPRESENT IWATE
>>541677910>Sein SkyWhy ?
>>541677914I can make A and A+ pretty easily but making good CM horses is painful. Here, take a look at the current graveyard. I just get really unlucky.>>541678028
>>541677938>487kbro?
>>541677535
>>541677346also game trainers are literally babysitters, even on your days off your trainee come to bother you
>>541677938anyone who can run a combination of medium and mile/long is, yes. Mostly miles, because there's more of them. Maru can also go to B or A long, which is enough to win Longs like Arima Kinen, and for the other ones like KKK sho and TSS you just stam check the enemy
how do you get so many fans?
how long until they drop the 1200 stat cap?
I think I can win..
>>541677910Taiki browses /k/ for sure
This is something only adults can do. It's very not safe for work
>>541677346Spicaman never gets invaded by any of his umasMeanwhile you're absolutely FUCKED even on dayoffs
>>541678240why would they drop it
>>541678157>BAAA>30 races>sub 900kngmi
>>541677642nothing canon all to interpretation, if anything the closest thing we have to something canon is still in love's career with her trainer
>>541678272>gets rushedheh, nothing personal, kid
>>541677346What do you mean anime trainers don't get raped?
who is /umas/ favorite girl, was there ever a poll ran on it?have a feeling it would be top cun but idk
>>541678276>she becomes a beyblade in the room and crashes into everythingNot very adultlike behavior
Which uma has the biggest ears ?
What's the subscription fee to stay in your club? Our danchou wants to increase the price to $15 from $10 every month. I'm in an A+ club.
>>541678272Not enough wit. Dum Hors.
>>541677642You'll have more of both. In the end, the game gives you several baits and you decide which one to bite
>>541678434honly fuarks
>>541678418Surprisingly Teio
>>541677346Golshi, Vodka, and Scarlet definitely ran a train on spicaman.
>>541678446>he pays to be in a club without danchou onlyfans
I know I have to redo this, but what can I do better for the skills? Is Straightaway Accel or Tail Held High even useful?YES, I tried to get Ramp Up, but I couldn't get it to show, failed every hint.Anything else in here useless?I know I over-stammed a lot, that was my bad, I was spamming power at the end. But any advice for my next run would be great thanks. Or is it good enough to place in the B rank on the CM?
>>541675852Don't roll Riko btw
>>541678274she keeps trying to buy ammo online and have it sent to tracen
>>541678434imagine rice hitting you with her ears
>>541677910>DigitanYou'd think she would have the most degenerate search history but it turns out to be endless mundane searches like merch sales/prices and umawiki entries
>>541678645What?
>>541678593Our Danchou told us it's the only way to keep poorfag SEAmonkeys out, makes sense to me.
>>541678434WTF
Crown is pretty hot
>>541678446Our clubs free since our danchou is a rich old man he just wants to meet with us weekly in a hotel room near the train station for our company
>>541678236Some support cards have high % to fan bonus. You build a deck specifically around the cards that offer high fan bonus and usually pick a character that can race in pretty much all optional G1s and rack them up.
how many accel skills is too much? I stack too many on lates and feel like they lose to other lates who got velocity skills instead....
>>541678658>with japanese gun lawsPoor girl. That's probably a nightmare.
>>541678810Stop using KSB, she only has 15% fans. You need a 120% fan bonus
>>541676914>gets hard from big boobs>gets hard from small boobs Am I a maniac?
You can really see how CUMA danchou mindbroke some poor anons here. They still haven't recovered...
>>541678347>>541678480Thanks, as long as most Uma's are for (you) I'm happy.
>>541678790Dia mogs
>>541678610that is more or less enough to win A finals if you get lucky. just get a team to ensure you dont need to get luckyas for skills, you NEED slick surgetail held is overratedsee if you can get good generic skills like mile/late corners/straightsspeed and power greens are always goodyou could try to get red shift if you got appropriate parents
>>541678961QRD?
why is this general so against actually discussing the game? every single post of people showing their umas/decks asking for advice gets ignored but retarded memes and image spam gets celebrated i don't get it
i love the fact the girls are allowed to wear fly masks and society just accepts it
>>541678945No, you're just heterosexual.
Danchou owes me sex
>>541679075too many coomers came from /hbr/
>>541679021So dump Tail Held HighGet Slick Surge, try to get more generics (This I did try, but I had bad skill luck)I don't have the parents for Red Shift sadly, I don't own a Maruzensky and I need to borrow the Ryan for PumpOK I'll try once again tomorrow, thanks! I'm just looking to win in B's, I don't care about A's, its too hard and I always get creamed.
>>541679116would be cool if there was more formal wear with masks and hats.
>>541678945large boobs fill a man's handsmall boobs fill a man's heartflat boobs fill a man's soul
>>541679075A lot of activity here is from 3rd worlders who don't know how to behave and/or are paid to shitpost.
>>541676914MOOOOOOOOODS I SEE A NIPPLE AND A VAGINA AHH MY VIRGIN EYES I'M GOING INSAAANE
>>541679068okay*runs you over*
>>541679075just link your post again bwo
>Special Week gets hard in public thinking he's being led to breeding mare>turns out they were showing off his old rival, Grass Wonder, a filthy chestnutterI'd kick people too
>>541679265Big tits fill all 3
>>541679365Actually psycho and rapist behaviorHow come no one calls her out?
>>541678964Based enjoyer
>niggas are gaslighting horse lore now
>>541677496Why are all the matikanes a little... uhh.... special?Is it something in the water? Lead perhaps?
>>541678126Its okay I have better cards than you and I make worse umans.
>>541679075This happens in a lot of generals and if someone who doesn't really know too well about the game or question, they don't bother to reply as their advice is not correct or just vague. There are a ton of questions about this game aswell as it offers you nothing in terms of information and you have to look it up on gametora. On top of everything the advice can be conflicting depending where you find the information and exactly how reliable it is.
>>541679365I thought grass was the one that got hard preparing to fuck some mares while special week had a melty in response
Is this decent or trash ?
>>541679621that makes me feel a bit better thanks, but also not much better since now I feel bad for you too
>>541679627This is why I don't listen to anons
>>541679657maybe to keep for trying to get more URA finale into your lineages
>>541679657you can raise that power 1* to a power 3* in the futurein short, explode
>>541679720You're posting it without the sounds bro...
>>541679720SEX
>>541678434IMPOSSIBLE
>>541679810What happened to Barbin...
>>541679075>>541679627It is kinda rough, I come here to ask for advice/opinions and stuff. But usually 1-2 good anons respond and help me out a lot, I wouldn't have made it anywhere as far without them.To the few anons who do help out: Thank you. I hope your runs go well and your favorite horse waits for you in the afterlife (hopefully after you live a long and fruitful life)
>>541679075I try to answer game related questions, but I don't live in the thread.As for quasi-horny seaniggers, just ignore them, they'll keep circlejerking eachother anyway.
>>541679418There's something about large-ish but still proportional tits that makes me crazy
its fucking 1am here its not our fault
>>541679907I do apologize in advance but I'm shit at the game with blegh cards, hence why I default to cuteposting.
>>541678840You can never have enough accel skills because most of them are inconsistent gambles but you still need some mid race velocity to move up
>>541680006almost like its realistic>>541680027you brown NEET rats shit up these threads tbqh
>>541677414Anyone know why they never sent Smart Falcon to America to race, when America mostly does dirt races?
>>541679075I just don't know the answers bwo...
>>541680046Hey better than people who just spam random lewd images, if you're at least being funny, you're okay in my books. Funny with horny is fine too.
>>541678964You're fine then
>>541680006Because that’s the perfect set of breasts
bros idk if i'm going to make it to a finals this time...how bad will the average shitter horses in group a qualifiers be?
>>541680027I've seen >bro it's not SEA hoursand >yeah I'm from Indonesiaposts minutes away lmao
>>541680027Don't you have coconuts to pick in the morning?
>>541680171How many Sakuras are there? Bakushin, Chiyono, Laurel? Are they frens?
>>541677332Not necessarily. Look at rates of individual SR cards, they are worse than banner SSR. It's easier to get banner SSR cards (since 0.75% update on SSR rate) than MLB SR. Yes you get guaranteed SR card each tenroll, but you can spark SSR banner card.
>>541680321>>541680074>>541680327which uma is the most 'indonesian'?
>american hours means spics are posting>euro hours means brits are posting>asian hours means indians and seas are posting
Meek isn’t meek at all. She’s a rapist.
>>541680074>>541680327im chinese and im from singapore!!!
>>541680509hishi amazon
>>541680531id take brits over swedes/germans 100 percent
>>541680150wei..
>>541680296the longer wait feels like it's produced stronger umas on average... I'm not very confident in myself despite having okayish umas who hit the minimum reqs...
>>541679075We don't ignore those people, we feed them disinformation.
>>541680626>seaDisgusting
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541677910Mayano is pure! Her internet history is completely normal
>>541680531more like>american hours means jeets are posting>euro hours means jeets are posting>asian hours means jeets and seas are posting
>>541680531This site has a handful of words that you pick one or two words from and reply with that. It honestly makes me think this site has AI bots posting already that have been tuned to pretend to be retarded instead of actually replying with anything that makes sense.
Howdy trainer san!
>>541680728You mean there's no escape?
>>541680689itll just be 'why is hair growing in my special spot' or other crap like that
>>541680728jeets, how do they do it
I'm still not sure I fully understand how to go about "lineages" in this game beyond using the 3* blue parent I have and hoping I get another 3* on my current run. Do the blue/pink sparks of the parent have any effect on what you'll get in the current run?Also for white sparks is it just "here's the pool of what you can get, now hope for the best combo between these two parents. If they suck, do it again."
>>541680773/vmg/ is too slow for jeets
If Baskushin gets 1200 Wit, Does she become smart or just dumb faster ?
>>541680815They have abandoned all paths to enlightenment and have no morals anymore. Vishnu weeps.
>>541680771Ohio, Mister Trainer!
>>541680994a jeet riding a cow would beat any uma in a race, nevermind if they rode an elephant like ganesh
singaporeans are professional gaslightersboth umafraudke and momoo are singaporean
>>541680431You forgot Chitose (but she's not playable yet, even on JP).
Bros, I can't go past this screen. What are they discussing?
>>541674938Why have a kid and completely tank your women's sex drive ?
HARIFREAKY IKOU!
>>541681186A-Poses
>>541681102is there any animal that a human could actually ride that would beat a human riding a horse in a race? what about a moose or an antelope or a cheetah?
>>541680771Toreeeena-san!
>>541679075We’re just having fun? You’re in an imageboard for moot’s sake
>>541681186Discussing how many mares they've fucked
>>541681186+6 speed
Maya can win, right?
>>541680431
>>541681254I think my mustang could beat any hors
>>541681309handmogs me
>jp were not raped by chrono>jp were not raped by the schedule>jp were not raped by the tryhard cms>jp were not raped by skipped gibs
>>541681430JP didn't have to deal with jeets and SEAmonkeys either
>>541681254Brown bears. They are crazy fast when they want to be.
>>541681254Bears. Not only can they defy gravity and climb a tree in couple of seconds. They are also able to open doors and defy all logic how a fat ball of fur can run so fast yet the moment someone claps their hands together it gets scared and runs off. Or goes crazy and mauls them so you have the advantage of a machine that can either rip your opponents or lose the coin flip and run away instead.
>>541681254Doubt it. Maybe an elk would come close, or a zebra, but umas are the best mounts for ningen. Maybe a direwolf, but the ones large and strong enough for a human rider died out 11k years ago.
>>541681396until theres a corner
>>541679075nigger 90% of the advice is misinformation, the trainers who play seriously don't want any competition just play the game and post Teio ryona or mambo or whatever
>>541681430>I do not care>there are no limited>I do not care (again)>I do not care (yet again)
>>541681430I'm getting raped by Chrono Genesis in every pvp race in this game right now though
>>541681430>The untrustworthy horse gives you a sinister smile that makes you shiver. He's up to something...
I am posting this facebook meme, I would like one (You) please.
>>541681254>is there any animal that can beat the one humans spent millennia breeding for fast travel?Nyo
Everyone says they hate jeets, but have you ever seen a jeet?Pajeets do not exist and are a product of propaganda to keep us from what is truly important, trying horses to beat the upcoming Champions Meetings.
>>541681598can confirm.this is the first and last time i will post non-misinfo on hereif you dont have 1200speed 1200pwr on your uma its over for this cupnow back to shitposting
what can go wrong
>>5416817901 sakura bakushin o
>>541681647based nonchalant KING
>>541680838Blue and pink doesn't do anything in inheriting/lineage, it's all RNG. Whites however do have increased chance of inheriting the same whites from the parents you used
>>541681430JP still gets raped by chrono during chanmi so that means global gets double raped by chrono when she comes out
>>541681729I have in fact
>>541680531brits are funny at least
>>541681713I dont' actually recognize either panel so I'm just confused. At least post some curi memes
>>541681790Your guess is as good as mine, dude.
when is the next time we get free 10pulls on the uma banner?
>>541681790Enjoy your Kingu
I just need Oguri to get a long spark, I don't care about the pin, make it guts or wit, IdgafWhy is it so hard to get a long spark
>>541681790
>>541681890/sp/ made me like brits, theyre the only good posters on the board
>be king halofag>Nice Nature Wit gives On Your Left! so practically have to get it>Riko banner back to backGuys... I think I'm fucked.
>>541671491Belnozuri
>"dont pull without sparking"nigga nobody has ever followed this adviceshow me a player that actually saves 30k carats on global
>>541681790>>541681827>>541681937>>541681951>>541682110Nothing ever goes wrong.
>>541682118I like soccer boyHonestly would be kinda cool to see an uma who wears part of their G1 outfit even in non G1 races
>>541682251Enjoy your new wife.
>>541682251Enjoy your paizuri faggot
>>541680728grim
>>541682185Embrace gutsmaxxing
>>541679997Dia is kinda stacked.. maybe I should sign the marriage papers..
>>541682251Explode
>>541682251very happy for you
>>541682251THIS BITCH TOOK ME 170 ROLLS! EXPLODE!!!!
>>541682251>>541682340Fuji SEX!>>541682291>I like soccer boySo do I. A shame we'll never see her in-game, at least not with this look.
>>541682231It's impossible to save that much between all of these banners. Rigged system.
>>541680626I’m German and I’m from Kentucky
>>541682251PAIZURI
>>541682185I love late surgers and waiting for Cafe, so I'll be pulling Nice Nature. I'll skip Riko outside of daily pulls.
>>541682538I'm sorry for you on both accounts
The Haru Uraras from the traning grounds of Tracen are free, you can just take them home. I have 79 Uraras
>>541682231I saved each time.But I almost exclusively roll umas (gave cards maybe 30 rolls total)
>>541673230I am permanently slacking and will never change.Thankfully several people in my club have stopped playing until Aoharu comes out or don't play much at all so I can skate by just by doing three careers a day>>541682231I've seen people post with like 50k or more carats here, it's definitely possible.I saved 30k for Kita (SSR) myself
>>541681301Seeing this always makes me unbelievably happy
Uma's don't actually like the sweaty scent of their trainers...right?
>>541676485>mentally ill troon in their mid 30sYeah, they're called millennials. Most whites on the internet are like this. Take me for example.
>>541682231what kind of brainrotted hoyodrone are you? I sparked ksb, I sparked curry slutand I'm back to 28k, which is just enough to spark maruzensky when she drops
Vodka has a fursona
Which deck is best for parent farming front runners?
rolling for uma run1 teio2 anime teio3 grass wonder fantasy alt4 Uokka5 mcqueen sprinter meme run6 seiun sky7 taishin encroaching shadow ace grind8 tachyon9 haru0 naichadubs and i will accept challenge suggestions
>>541679657it's decent as a great grand parent for the skills and affinity. you would probably need to loop it out once you get the whites you want or as people say save it for future Tachyon event if you don't get better
>>541682809She's just chuuni
>>541676485>mentally ill and troon in one sentencehope you understand how much of a self own is this
>>541682771mayhaps, but i as a trainer definitely like the sweaty scent of umas
>Gold Ship2 3* Speed sparks>Rice 1 3* Power spark>Symboli RetardZERO FUCKIGN 3 SPARKS FUCK YOU SYMBOLI RETARD
>>541682809Vodka is a fucking DORK that has to practice being cool in secret.
>lost a 4% triple rainbow on speed>curled my toes out of frustration>got a leg cramp and now my chest hurts
why arent there midget/leprechaun jockeys?
>>541682231I saved 30k to roll for Hishi and didn't need to spark and *3'd my entire roster while rolling.
The whole situation with Rice Shower in the anime is hilarious since she's an actual little girl and not a dumb animal, and there's not even money involved. Just a crowd of adults yelling at a middle school girl for winning a race
think i'd rather have a dupe than soil my account with this useless sack of shit
>>541682231
>>541683013>6935
>>541682959(you) are glued
>>541683014accurate idol culture
We're safe from Demotion for another week!
>>541683076Let me guess, it doesn't count?
>>541682835depends on the goal and cup. you usually just try to farm skills you won't have in your ace deck especially if a borrow and you don't have your own Kita. And of course groundwork and sadly best card remains Air Groove. If you don't have the SSR you can often use the R
>>541682959>my chest hurtshow?
teio love
>>541683013>I saved 30k>nearly 7k paid caratsAnon...
>>541682674Granny is the best.
>>541683184Nyes
>>541682771>Woman don't actually like the smell of their loved ones right?anyon...
>>541683139Shooting my glue on Bakushin's forehead
Class 6 retention for this week will reach 495k
>>541680771Ohayo to you too nigger-chan!
>>541683184You didn't save up 30k retard. You saved up just over 20k then paypigged the rest because you didn't have enoughDo you think it counts if I have zero carats, buy 30k and then say I saved up 30k? Dumbass.
>>541682185There is a Wit Natie rerun a few months later with SSR Oguri Cap. You're most likely better off rolling Riko and borrowing Wit Natie until then
>>541682118forced animation
>>541680728more like pooma poosume
>>541683283Secretariat’s great grandchild…
How is Tacchy looking for Leo anons? I really want to win with my reddit wife...
bwos I'm getting shit matches on the team trials... can a wit GOD come up already?
I'm just going to continue skipping cardsI'll get something on those free rolls and tickets maybe
>>541683442>>541683332>>541683272I bought carats when creeks banner was up and MLB'd it in two ten rolls and they've been waiting.So i have been saving them, feel free to move the goalpost
>>541683180How do you get this high? Are all of your umas A+?
>>541683283That is oddly adorable!
>>541683198Okay, thank you kindly anon
>>541679075Every gameplay question I see asked in here is either dumb shit that takes 2 min to look up on gametora or really hard to answer without actual trial and error and plenty of testing. I always try to help those anons out, but sometimes I just don't feel like regurgitating info I read on shit that I really haven't tested firsthand and/or I trust that more knowledgeable anons will be able to help them out without incurring the risk of unintentional gaslighting.
>>541683720>he hasn't found a witgod yet
>all of this SUPER CREEK postingOh yeah you faggots? You nigger starved fuckers? You love my WOMAN this much? You love her lovely K cupsGo on then faggots. Show me how much you NIGGERS love her. Show me the max potential 5 on her. Show me that you have her 3* or above for bonus. Show me that you deserve her GOO GOO BABIES. Fuck it, show me that you WON WITH HER IN CM. You won't, because she is my wife, and I soiled her already. Faggots.
super creek is fucking hugeno way she is a fucking teen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvXVmMWSE6oWatch my newest video :)
Are you having fun, anons?
>>541683720Just get lots of skills, especially gold ones and make sure to make your umas actually win matches! And also get really lucky and find someone who's witmaxxed. If you religiously do you TT like me you're bound to get lucky once in a while.
>>541683913I will do this after I see her in the anime
>>541683927most girls boober stops growing by 16 at the latest, any extra growth is them eating too much and becoming fatter
She's not going to fuck me right?
>Creek stomps me>Then decides to hand me MaestroThis cow...Wish her trainer would man up and teach that sow her place.
>>541683180Even tanking one of my teams down 4000 rating still pairs me against 4+ A+ umas (non-witmaxxxed). It is ogre (not cap) for me.
>>541683992danchode is getting a little too uppity with his purges, so a little less soI'll be back to having fun once I quit next month because no one is gonna take in a 30-40m earner at this point
>>541682959Anon, you need to go for a walk right now.
Let me guess, you'll grandslam everything else just like last run where you got 1st in everything but kikuka shoDo you not want that triple crown title or what? It's always losing Satsuki or Kikuka, you fatfuck
>>541684105just hope
>>541683992I will have more fun once sex city comes
You'll stop caring about CMs in 4 months.
>>541683992Sometimes the game pisses me off but most of the time the game is pretty fun. Some gachas feels like checklist but not this one (for now).
>>541683985>Probelmsis that a thing youtube grifters do now? glaring typos to farm engagement?
>>541683913yeah that's cool and all but use your RP bro
>>541682231This is from a week ago too. Just because you are undisciplined and incontinent doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>541684126anon check the rentry there is like 30 circles with open spotsonly if you are in an unfun autism circle (A or higher) will they not
>>541682959vaxxxed?
>>541684079I don't really want this.
>>541684150>didn't do tennoDeserved
Thank you MackQueen.
>>541684240I don't think A is autismA+ definitely is though, and my club isn't even low A+, its high A+.No worries since I can still handle the quota this month, but I wouldn't want it long term. For what it's worth, the paycheck is still very very good
STOP THE COUNT!
>>541684236Who have you rolled on?
>>541684439wedding top gun and thats it
>>541684439Kitasan and Seiun Sky
>>541684418a-anon?you okay?
>>541683913I haven't seen Creek since an oshi guy was running her in cm1. There being so few good stam cards and the current meta don't expect much of her until cm4 at best
>>541683992I had a nice Grass Wonder run yesterday that only wasn't perfect because I gambled on a triple rainbow with a 40% chance to fail and a solid Tachyon run now that I unlocked her outfit.Not sure who I'm gonna run today, I'm mostly done with CM prep so maybe I'll try to knock off more of those special missions
>>541684514>saves until spark>rolls only metalegit you are a soulless subhuman
Gold City looks so gorgeous in her casualwear why is she so slutty while racing?
>>541684630The only uma i care about is in 2 years. What else am i supposed to do?
I've had too many godruns that falls short of just perfection because a perfectly low (sub 15%) triple rainbow training failed after senior summer
>>541684484Carrot ice cream sounds fucking awful.Umas must have terrible taste.
>>541684705why are they drinks gay
>>541684484Big fat american tits
>>541684824Why indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAWm3NSD_IQ
Thank you cyGENEROUS
Is this true?
Aight, enough diddle daddle.Time for the Maruzensky Monday Hagbowl!Yep, that's right. You heard it here first, the old ladys still got it.10 action packed races that will make you go "ouch my back" and "oof my joints"!By participating in the Hagbowl you are legally bound to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVg_wpIfcd4 on repeat for the duration of the cup.Rules are the same as always - bring only one Uma, bringing more will result in disqualification and everyone calling you a dork.First 5 races will have fixed moods, second set will be random.As always we will go Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile First race coming up in a moment.
>>541684874No and don't dive any further into it.
>>541684705Most uma looks super looks in their casual outfits in general, even gay AGNES. But yeah, Gold looks super mature and attractive in hers!
>>541684874you tongue the clit AND play with their nips (gently moving them from side to side), it always works
>>541684923I'm at work
>>541683913I got everything but I lost with her in the CM
>>541684630Sorry I got my favorites on launch day bro.
>>541684969Mmm Dober chan tell me I’m trash
>>541684923I will allow muscle memory to kick in and I will send in 3 umas until I read the thread and find out three people calling me a retard.
>>541682231I'm saving for Agnes Digital. Or maybe rolling Gold City if I'll have enough.
>>541684824It's called fruit juice for a reason :)
>>541685014I can still see your full bars
>>541684979>Most uma looks super looksSaar!?
How the fuck does this even happen...
>>541671343is doto's kit good at least?
>>541671343
>>541683913
Do Uma ever get alternative careers....? I just finished some Creek runs and remembered she has that fucking horrible year 2 debuff despite getting nothing out of it. If all alters share the same career is Super Creek and Rice and Sweep just sorta fucked since their careers are so bad?
Thoughts on umas giving shotas uma fetish so they grow up to become trainers who the umas can marry?
>>541684923Hag Sprint #1Forget about handling on this one, its all about Top Speed. Registration is now open at >65951530I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>65951530
>>541685149Gambly oshi pick
>>541685148If you didn't skip the race you would have known what went wrongYour trainee lacked guts
>>541685148Late start into rushed and BROCKED as front.Should've stayed home fishing
Just saw that our best club member left sometime yesterday and danchou hasnt even logged on in a week...I should leave too but I don't want to be clubless for long...
>>541683913How does my dick taste?
>>541683913Not creek but I love Spe to the point of maxing her potential
>>541685135S-SHUT UP! I only woke up a few minutes ago, alright!?>>541685178I can still feel your full bars.
>dirt le bad>their most coveted race is at the baguette's race course which time and time again gets cursed by baguette druids to rain and get wet conditions which just turns it into a dirt race with extra steps at that pointAre japs retarded or whatYou'd think they'd think this through
>>541685287After 2 weeks someone else gets the danchou hat automatically.
>>541685319>I can still feel your full bars.That's because I like playing later in the day.. after my Gakumas dailies
>>541682231I did hit 30k during the Kita banner due to all the starter rewards and I did pull on the super creek but that was a long time ago and I'm still barely above the 20k point despite hard grinding every event reward and tryharding CM. We're far too starved of carrots to roll for anything
why is the internet full of AI top gun hentai nowshits everywhere
>>541682809This is canon now
>>541685235Just realized that I really need to work on my sprinters
>>541685440How does it decide? Maybe I should ask to be an officer
>>541671913I hate how she looks like a male in her support card but cute everywhere else
>>5416852358/18
My first 3* I don’t even care thar she’s in speed with two stam parents FINALLY
>>541681430why is everyone mad about chrono? whats so bad about it?
>>541682809She's so cool.
>>541685547Super Creeks mammary glands are not this huge.
>>541685614I DID NOT CONSENT
>>541683913Bro having a 3* creek isn't that impressive after her legend race
>>541684013Sorry NTA but I am new, why is witmaxxing important? A friend told me you rarely need to go above 300 wit
>>541685523No frontrunner with 3 greens+groundwork and A&S?Same
Why does super creek get such a harsh year 2 penalty anyway? Most important year of the game and she's inevitably going to fail a training, even during summer.
>>541685614it's not fun to be policed on how much fan you earn. I make more than enough to land A+ clubs but if I somehow flatline for 3 days I'm getting the boot even if I make like idk 60m per month or something
>>541682809Paying the local drawfag (not AI slopp niggers) 5 whole (you)'s for drawing Vodka like this
>>541682231I had to make many sacrifices to make that a reality. All that and I got Seiun Sky in 50 rolls and Fuji in 16. Really need some spooks to ambush the gates.
>>541685658good because that's Maru
>>541685614she exposes leeches
>>541685445Fair + Based>>541682809My cute boy wife
>>541685658Dumb avian....
>>541685531Don't know, but our new danchou really turned things around.
>>541685176
>>541685658Cause that's not creek
>crumbles at the sight of people acting lovey-dovey
>>541677027She's a game-exclusive character who shows up in the upcoming scenariohttps://umamusu.wiki/Riko_Kashimoto
>>541684209maybe its reddit but holy moly i love tachyon's thighband pantyhose
>>541685613Congrats, now time make your own 9*
>>541683720I just got 520k and my umas are barely A, one of them is B+ (got like 560k last week).
>>541685747>>541685795>>541685836WELL. MARU'S BREASTS AREN'T THAT BIG EITHER. HUUUUMPH!
>>541685715just get lucky
She looks like an airhead gyaru. Am I correct?
>>541682809>likes bikes>dork>likes going fast>furry(is this an oxymoron?)I'm afraid that she's a fan of Shadow the Hedgehog™I'm sorry you had to find it out this way, Vodkafags...
>>541683913A true Creek fan would have her at 5 stars.
>>541685823ASPECT SCARLET
Now post the super crunchy chiyo chiyo song
>>541685823Wide
My Taichou doesn't kick until the next month. Said something about the loss of fans from someone dying part way may drop the club rank.
>>541685194>Do Uma ever get alternative careers....?No, other than different costume events the careers are basically the same.>>541685715Cygames FEARED her power
>>541685823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdyhfeYxxI
>>541685689Groundwork for front runners wants, what, 600 wit to reliably proc?
>>541685942Yes, but she still deserves respect for giving birth to the goat.
>>541685715never happened to me>why B+ thoughBecause I have a shit deck, ok?
>>541684874Some girls are just like that
>>541686028hand behind the couch instead of petting her hair softly what a FAGGOT trainer
>>541685909Falcon's are this big
>>54168523511/18starting in 5 minutes
>>541685909Shut the fuck up FalcoOr else I'll post off-model art of you!
i have an announcement to make*ahem*matikanetannhauser is cute!
>>541686128>never happened to meIt's a scripted event but >>541685715 is blowing it out of proportions it's manageable.
>>541685689People Witmaxx in TT because it makes their score higher which in turn makes them get gibs faster. This however really gimps your team and if someone who's not witmaxxing matches up with you then they're more likely going to super stomp your team which isn't bad for you since all that matters is your team getting high enough to retain your class.
>>541686003I only have this one, the other was TOO crunchy for my liking.
>>541685689for TT specificallythere the more skills you activate the more points you get. You get the idea. At some point you get 500k+ even if you lose all 5 racesThe downside is that since you job so hard, you can't farm the win rewards.
>>541685715Something related to the IRL career. Most of the time it does nothing but some of the times it completely stalls your career.
>>541685689The thing is that it's not, witmaxxing became a meme and it gaslighted a lot of players which made their umas missing lot of more important stats and then they became food for TT anons
>>541686212
>>541686178Bigger
>>541686186sniffing Maruzensky's big hag butt after a long day of driving
>>541686159he's sleeping too anon...
>>541685689You don't want to. Some people in TT make their teams that way and just depend on skill activations for points. If you find one of these teams and you built your team to sin, you're going to hit a high score because you'll go 1/2/3 on all five races.
>>541686242yay
Which uma is the most likely to use they/them pronouns?
fart falcon loll
>>541686242>>541686003I didn't save the flip phone recorded version for whatever reason. I liked that one.
>>541686178>>541686203It's scandalous to post these pictures of an Umadol you know.
>>541686396They're japanese, so none. shut up schizo
We love midgets here, right?
>>541686396none, they are retarded but not that retarded
>>541686186Most burgers are in their wage cages currently so participation is going to be sparse.
>>541676636She has such a nice voice
>>541686517I like it when their feet can't reach the floor during sex
Smart Falcon becoming a JAV umadol after her singing career tanks.
>>541686341>gets retention for basically very low effortit's good for what it's meant to do
>>541686517I'm 190 cm, they're all midgetsSo I guess so
>>541686429The chiyo sound anon is something else
>>541686450It's also scandalous for an umadol to have such a FAT and lust-provoking body
>>541685823I hate tiktok shit so much
>>541686646>190cmwtfyoure hugewhy play with virtual horses when you could just download tinder and get 100 girls on your dick within 10 minutes
>>541686673I can see her belly button...
Meanwhile in /lcg/
>>541686517Nope
Holy mother of blockage
The AiSlop posters are real annoying
>>541686750anon height means nothing for most women if you're a retard and/or autistic.guess what anon is when he's posting on an indonesian forum about asian horses
>>541686212Her team is cute
>>541686794She's not ugly enough to be reddit tachyon.
>He posts unrelated 3DPD tranniesOff-Topic+KysSex with Palmer, and Gyaru in general
>>541686646gigachad i kneelthe rest of us are all jockey size
>>541686750He's probably a sack of bones
>>541686361You have betrayed Grass and will now pay the price.
Urara....
>>541686750he might be fat, ugly, poor, bad social skills or a combination of other things
>>541686673Hokko is a prettier umadol with more sex appeal
>>541686750The tism decimates all advantages
>>541686829BIGUMA
>>541685235Hag raceHag winsSimple asMile up next!
>>541678042stat issue, actually
>>541686937Jesus heaven and christ
>>541672632In March. Enough time to save up even as F2Poor.
DILF (Daughter I'd Like to Fuck)
>>541672230How would she react if I proposed marriage to her RIGHT there
>>541686829
>>541687140I hate seeing purple skills even on NPCs, why would it ever be there... It's sad to see
>>541686829surely there isnt anyone in here thats as small as thatits 2025 ffs
>>541687140that's her default stat without a trainer btw, she is so bad at running because her form is wronghow did she even reach G1
>>541686936I will perish doing what I loved.. sniffing Uma butts.
Huh
Teio is very very cute
>>541687217You’ll have to get through them first
>>541684923Hag Mile #1 is now openObviously we're racing the Juvenile Fillies for this one, after all Maruzensky is a cute young Uma! Registration is open at>84973894I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>84973894
So, did people actually eat Urara Haru sushi, or was that just a shitpost?I'm kinda jelly that some nips will get to experience a level of closeness with her that I never will
All these talk about umabutt but I barely see umabutt
>>541687307She doesn't have a trainer(dad) to keep her going
heeeeeeeeeeebe
>>541687481>Hanshin TurfAvoiding CM aces huh
>>541687476arr rook same
>>541687403>Hey, what're you readi-
>>541687504>anon knows nothing about butcheringMaybe they did, either way would be terrible.
>>541686003
Post pregnant umas
Post not pregnant umas
Haha don't say thatPeople might misunderstand you
>>541687559based
>>541687480
>>541687664
so dirt = poor?
>>54168748111/18
>>541687481Fuji's paizuriable fujis don't come through well in her shibi form
>>541687732
>>541687750anon the fans literally think you two are already married.
>>541687750Everybody already knows exactly how Creek feels about you bro
dont open unless are prepared for october spooks
>>541687821yes and if a horse runs both dirt and turf then its middle class that's why they are rare
>5 TT races>didn't achieve 500kit's over, i'm demoting, frick this mode
>>541688014Hopefully we'll get a better view when the race starts.
Honestly I don't really get this general's thing with impregnation. Seems like a very midtier fetish to me
>>541688169its because you did all 5 like an autistif you do one a day like god intended it smiles upon you more
>>541688245Horse Breeding is an integral part of Equestrian Sports, Anon. It's only natural.
>>541688245It's okay I guess. The egg-sperm fertilization thing disgusts me but full belly is pretty hot.
Aside from Daiwa Scarlet’s beautiful rack she’s not really anything special
>>541688540It's okay Vodka we like you too
>>541688540shes a tsunderethat alone gives her a giant fanbase
>>541688245how about rape? is that midtier too?
>>541688540I like your premium mediums vodka don't worry
>>541687481>npc nearly places
>>541687481holy BLOCKED
>>541687481Can't beat the Turf S FalconLiterally impossible.Medium up next
why did nobody ever make a car racing gacharoll for your wife and her car then race them like forza
>>541688245It's a direct translation of breeding autism from IRL horse racing
>>541679365>>541679464>>541679628yeah it was grass
>>541687480She would run through them to me
>>541688540she's number one thou
It's hard to get invested when every Uma's dream is to be the number one Uma... How many ways can you spin that?
>>541687481No matta how much pawa yu increase.When you're brocked, you're brocked.This is inevitable.
>>541688805its not every umaskys dream is to sleeptop guns dream is to get dicked downoguris dream is to eat
>>541688608That's kino but especially if tōrena is the one being defiled
>>541688805Nice Nature’s dream is to be 3rd best
I love ningen pussy
Thank you witgod
>>541688793
bwo......
>>541688909RR is such a rare fetish for some reasoni did see a kino manga about a girl using a hypno app on her uncle and doing it recently though
>>541688693I am both surprised and pleased that my Grass got top 3 without maxed stats + escaped the blockage
>>541688935Now this is a midtier fetish
>>541688935Let nature take its course!
>>541684923Hag Medium #1The M in Medium stands for matureRegistration open at >80019880I repeat the ROOM MATCH is open at >80019880
>>541689005>plans to rape him stronglyMy orange rapewife...>>541689043Thank Shiraoki-sama for the grandparent spark anon :^)
tell me about the witler
>>541689117MEDIUM MATCH? You know who's coming along then don't you!
>>541689005SEAnigger tier humor
>>541682231I've never pulled to spark except on Kitasan and that was the worst pulls I've gotten. Still though, the lack of dupes does hurt.
>>541689301anon, 75 percent of this place is SEA..
>>541688805you are looking at it the wrong way, it's not about the goal but how they get there, how they overcome challenges etc. And even then there is a lot of uma who don't aim at being number one but still arrive there as a byproduct of their goals/ideals
>>541689402You better show some numbers for that claim
>>541689431Now this is sex
>>541689402
I need to have a one-night stand with stego in a filthy hostel where she jams her fingers down my throat to shut me up so the next room over doesn't hearI need stego to not call me back in the morning but show up six days later to bum a ride smirking about itWhy is the universe so cruelly indifferent to my needs?
>>541689402Good, the more of you I insult with a single post the better.
>>541689505NTA but /bag/ once did a poll and over half of them were SEAdunno if thats just an outlier general
>>541682795>using irl $$ to buy caratsanon that is not what I think he meant
>>541689637>/bag/This isn't surprising desu
>>541685280good enough for me
>>541689637population controls when?
>>541689117>12/18
Uma fags I need a new club....
>>541689005>can't marry rudolph now because air groove already raped me
>>541689801WHY IS THIS HAG TRYING TO SEDUCE ME.
>>541689637>/bag/ Tracks for them, unconvinced about it applying to literally any other general
>>541683198why Eishin Flash for front runners?
>>541689825look at the OP rentry
>>541689825I need Daiwa to crush a melon between her thighs
>>541689005I knew I could trust Vodka
>>541689801Meaty hag pussy...
>>541689839*rapes you*
>>541689974Yeah I'm thinkin Arby's
>>541685149Pace chaser that has race fatigue as a career gimmick (like Creek with under the weather)
>>541690050DONT POST IT
>>541688805taiki's dream is to eat borger and rape suzuka
>>541689974>>541690050MARUZENSKYSHE HAS…THE MEATS
>>541690013[through tears] T-thank you centurial o-overlord
sorry danchode, I did it again
>>541690248>>541690248>>541690248New
>>541689117I'm scared.
If you see your danchud drop fan count today, it's just for today. I'm tired, getting up to go to work on a Monday is hard
>>541684923Its the Gold Ship Game
>>541672926Welcome spe bro
>>541689301not even twitter is this delicate
>>541685149doto is pretty weakher halloween version is better but it's still mid
>>541685823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7lKPSUc2g
>>541672973Should be October 7th 22:00 UTC
>>541685614disgusting bottom-feeder casuals have been throwing a pissing shitting baby tantrum because it exposes their lazybones attitude for everyone to seetotal leech death
>>541689901I think it's just for standard distance, target in sight and to have a speed card maybe homestretch haste
>>541679068basically a sweaty club that had not lasted even 1 month because the danchou had a meltdown, at some point it became shortstack but i dunno if they are still alive
>>541679075im a newfag who get afraid of spread more misinformation here so i rarely help, but i try to help sometimes with what i can
>>541679075>Taurus bronze>Gemini goldI'm not eligible
>>541692018I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. You can literally sort club members by total fans. I do this every single day just so I can stroke my stinky NEET cock about how powerful my fancount is compared to most of my clubbies, but anyone who looks at that list can see who contributes and who doesn't. Are people mad about Chrono because it puts the info in a graph?
