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Teio!
>>541690287Fuck Teio
I am going to RAPE you
wife?
Gyaru uma pussy soon
>>541690328SEX
>>541690361yeah mine
>>541690326if you insist
Digitan LOVE
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>541690365zased
>failed health chakra >TWICEHoly shit, my luck is bad
xth for big umas molesting their trainer
Maruzensky Monday Hag Bowl Anchor Post
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541690624>Didn't SNIFF those packetsngmi
Maruzensky was supposed to drop you off at your place, but she just passed it and doesn't respond to anything you say anymore.
>All of the newfags that joined my club at the start of the month only request d*rt shoesyou guys need to know your place
>>541690782what happens?
>>541690830
>>541690708The Hag Long #1 Arima Kino - the only race worthy of the Hag LongRegistration is open at>25616340I repeat the ROOM MATCH is open at>25616340
>slow metabolism on MakweenIt's over
>marked
HESITATION IS DEFEAT
>>541690782>>541690876>a black nissan skyline can be seen ahead as Maruzensky's eyes start to glow
giving ZRR's armpit a hickey so she has to run and cheerlead with her arms by her side like an autist
>>541690914>LongANCHOR'S AWEIIIIGH
>>541690830>see everyone asking for dirty shoes>but I don't have that much so I need to ask toosuch is life
Fuck Riko. I'm not rolling for the hag. Fuck Riko and fuck Rice card. I'm gonna do just fine in the second career mode with mlb KitaBlack, mlb Mommy Creek, and mlb Nice Natty!!
Looking for new uma club MLB Sexhatten cafe
>>541690914Unearthing the August 8th, single star tachyon for this one...
>try to make 1200 stamina super creek for team trials>fail medium URA finale
>>541690996>implying she won't show it off while running with a smile
wew +99 with only lvl 3 facility
WHY DOES GAME OGURI LOOK SO DOPEY
8207 0816cm3
how good is nimble navigator for late/end closers in this CM?
so when they are adding March?
>>541691113Fuck i'm retarded and forgot my ID725188556501
>>541690957O-oh, she's just racing someone... I thought she was going to take me through winding roads to a secluded spot in the sticks and have her way with me haha...
Should I get potential 5 for golshi or super creek first? Go Home Specialist or letting Suoer Creek use swinging maestro? I have no other end closers and I only have enough for one.
>>54169091412/16
Please don't laugh at me, but I start tearing up whenever I hear the sad piano version of Umapyoi Densetsu.https://youtu.be/uF22wrs9nwQ
>>541690914Mcqueen and...ANIME MCQUEEN!?
Which uma would foolishly try to smuggle trainer into the uma dorms at night, only for the other girls to find out and collectively use him as their cockslave?
>>541691291Questionable. It sounds good on paper but if you're meeting the activation conditions you're most probably fucked anyways.
>>541691339golshi is a lot stronger
>>541691130900 stam is enough unless you can make 1200/1200 (if you have problems with winning URA then likely not)
>>541690248she looks absolutely zooted
>>541691458>last spurt and you are blocked for at least 1 sechm you might be righti feel like by that time you already wasted all your acceleration skills
>>541691517Thank you
>>541691469
>>541691339Get Gold Ship she's easier to use in any game mode I think
wife groove
>>541690248
>>541691692She's a good kisser.
>>541691451Goldship would exchange her trainer's virginity for money
>>541691751t. rudolf
"Hello? Yes, tonight. 9pm sharp. Wear those underwear I like so much. I'll prepare the strap, don't worry."
>>541691692I need her to lick the side of my face.
>>541691429It's alright, Anon. For some reason I get invested and emotional about this franchise, to the point that some moments made me teary-eyed like a complete bitch.I don't experience this with any other game or show, let alone irl. No idea what triggers it in uma.
>>541691913>>541691965
>>541691343
>>541690365Is City really a Gyaru? She doesn't hit the same as Jordan/Palmer/Helios.
>>541692098she's a high class gyaru bro
which uma has the tightest pusi?>>541692098id say shes a gyaru
I have been pavloved to leak from hearing Morumotto-kun
>>541691227
>>541691429It's not your fault, the track is THAT good. It stays with you.
>>541692098she works as a stylist, the gyaru profession
Bwos I just jobbed a cm room to 499 stamina front runner... that's it I'm bringing a stamina debuffer
>>541692098cygames seems to think so
>>541690914>Nose, Neck, Head finishEh? That's scary!
>>541690914It truly is a front runner groundwork game of all timeDirt Mile next
>>541690914kino finish
>>541691846This. Very much in character for her.Getting smuggled into the uma dorms at night only has good outcomes in general.
How much longer till sex city
Is there any reliable information available on how exactly your unique/ultimate skill is affected by extra levels?
>>541692098She's a Reiwa Gyaru which is essentially modern style.
bwos......
>>541692098she's the class traitor gyaru desperately trying to look preppy.
>>54169228626 hours from now
>>541692098She's a natural and good at fashion. She doesn't have to try as hard.
>>541692098is top gun a gyaru? she acts like a gyaru in training but doesnt really dress like it yet
>>541692253TAAAAIIISHIIIIN
>>541692325The level does jack shit, we told you this before
CM3 TEST ROOM18181777
>>541692168 >>541692174 >>541692225 >>541692231>>541690365Fuggg I hadn't planned to roll for her but I already commited to running GSK in TT. Doto... forgive me....
How much longer till first day of cm3?
>>541692437This isn't remotely true.
>>541692415No, she’s a kid. Kids want to do things. She would have a labubu
>>541690926It's dangerous to be claimed by a creature like Golshi. You never know what she's going to do.
>Late StartIt's over
Why does she close the rice cooker when Grass Wonder is right holding her empty plate out? What's her problem?
>>541690708Dirty Hag Mile #1Witty comment goes here I'm running low on ideas.Registration at>29225615I repeat the ROOM MATCH is open at >29225615
>>541692428oh fucking hell lmao captcha: WN2KT
>>541692557@umagrok is this real?
>>541692460based
I hate her mommy aesthetic. Just get pregnant and have kids on your own instead of stealing people!
>>541691130for TT is better to just hit the stam min for most tracks then take gold recoveries for points. Unless you don't have her at pot5 or something
>>541692606Special bitch...
>do an air groove sprint run to try and improve my team trials squad>unintentionally break my score record because she ended up at 12700Sure, why not
>>541692445this useless fucking bum uma cant win anything. thats fucking it, im building kinguthanks for the match bros
>>541692513You're right it gives more points in TT
>>541692695I want her to steal mayano
Your posts have been logged and your locations identified. Umachan will have a field day when they know all their trainers are trying to fuck their trainees.
>>5416926159/16
Does any kind anon have the Tokai Teio SSR i can borrow to do this special mission to get Rushing Gale?
>>541692825The ult gets a very small buff
>>541692553One minute you're combing the beach for treasure, the next you're pinned down in the sand while she bites your neck
>>541692946cg.net
>>541692825It also can make a pretty big difference. Consider that the best ults are like 3-5L difference. A level 5 ult is 11% increase IIRC so 0.3-0.5L which is not minor.
>>541692695She can steal me anytime.
>/uma/ is 75% SEA>cant fill a race room without hamburgersexplain this
>>541692553is funny how she randomly picked up the trainer who was just minding his own business
>>541692615>that lineupscary
>>541692953>>541693026Anon, if this was a real thing it would be widely documented. The fact you're grasping for something, anything means it's not real.
>>541692889>all these falconsthis is going to be a shitshow
>>541693139SEA doesn't play this game they just shitpost
27spd/13pwr or 13stam/29pwr?
>>541693139It's like 5am there how could they still be here?
>>541693251>senior yearPick WIT this is now a parent run.
>>541692325>reliable sourceNo
>>541693271SEAnigs dont have a job they just sit in internet cafes and smoke and jerk off under the table while the guy sitting next to them watches
>>541693207I'm not grasping for anything nigger, I told you it's a very minor buff, it's not something you should focus on for Aces and e-celeb fags did talk about it in the past.
>>541693251>Senior year>those statsWhat the fuck have you been doing all this time?
>>541693251Given you haven't hit power much I'd take the power and stam since you're already lv5 I doubt speed will be an issue but I'd be worry about my stam even with summer if this is for cm3
>>541693217I brought one without groundwork so it's gonna job
More umas should wear glasses
>>541693405>it actually won N-nevermind then
shortstack has an opening for any anons looking for a casual club, potentially two if an anon doesn't log in soon. 4 day login period is the only hard rule.post id here or send appli and don't forget the /uma/
>>541693548MY BRO!
>>541693567Umamusume is a mysterious game
>>541692615It's a Smart Falcon / Gold Ship world.
>>541693548Bigwa and Rob Roy are so cute.
>>541693548At least there's always int training level 5. They fit Creek really well.
>>541692615>Late Start>Still managed to get 3rd PlaceThat's a first to happen to me.
>>541693397It's called being F2P
>>541693396>shit I made the fuck upOkay SEAnigger. Go back to picking your coconuts
>>541693776HARU URARA!
>>541693896
>>541693829just adding event goldshit with its high training bonus and a mlb creek from friendlist, I went from all 500-300 endgame stats to about 700-800 in two stats.
>>541693770It got a late start too without focus/concentration. Truly mysterious game...
>throwing my good sky borrow run because I got greedy for no reasonI promise myself each time but I see stacked rainbows I click
>You're SEA!>No YOU'RE SEA!!Great thread guys
Thoughts?
Today is a good day for dailies!
>>541694159She needs a male trainer.
>>541694159made to be strapped to a bed and bred
>>541694159CUTE!>>541694225This one is cute as well!
Come to think of it a Trainer is just a personal cheerleader. Other umas without Trainers do fine-ish.
>>541694343There are no umas without a trainer, without a trainer they can't run.
>>541694225>Put a jiggly paizuri doorway on a hors>No lewd drawings allowed?????????
>>541694159She needs a loving kiss from Oguri
>>541694517this was before the seiun sky guro spam I think
>>541694517I know. Man cannot live on jiggle physics alone.
>>541690708If Maruzensky was never added to the original Uma Musume roster, I have a bad feeling Cygames would have made her unplayable like what happened with Haiseiko, Saint Lite, and Speed Symboli, etc due to Maruzensky's big age gap with the much younger Uma Musume cast.
>>541694517Nip logic.
>>541694517Ask them why Mihono Bourbon is designed like that and they'll crash.
>>541690708Since I am really pressed for time (I am tired as shit) I'm going to do something odd today5 races at once!Yep, you heard that right - all 5 races will be held at the same time.You can obviously register for all 5 of them, this just cuts the waiting time a lot ... Hag Sprint #2>41799962Hag Mile #2>27319488Hag Medium #2>40952613Hag Long #2>68735125and Hag Dirt #2>69314850Wanna see how this works out for future race events.
There's more to life than just boobs and sex /uma/.
>>541694343At least pretend you are playing the game..
>>541693912kys dumb nigger
>>541694506
One day closer to manhattan cafe
Taiki, make up your damn mind
>>541693251You're already dead if you didn't buy a recovery skill.
>>541690378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up90fhgkVW4
>>541694542First rate girlsweat...
>>541694670Tell that to the third worlder, gooner and slopper
>>541694159She's cute. Would've liked to see one more race with her.
>>541694683I can't I'm playing Nikke. Uma dailies are later in the day.
>>541694670Men crave what they cannot obtain.To say there is more implies these young failed men have the basics of life in their grasp.
>>541694653>5 at once
>>541693372The 2% per level scaling on the recoveries seems legit, according to race data packets my 3669 starting HP Tachyon using the level 4 version of her 1 star unique unique healed for 136 HP, which matches 3669*0.035*1.06. The level scaling for velocity and accel uniques is so small it's hard to even notice since so many different factors play into your speed at any given time.
>>541694692>shit I made the fuck up but typed on a document and used Ctrl +f
>>541694653I've thrown my umas in but have to head off now, thanks for hosting!
>>541694159She needs to fuck Oguri
Any critiques or things I should change with this team? Mile S and turf S would have been nice so I might still try for those. I think this team does alright tho
>>541695096Go search for it in the ref doc yourself faggot
>>541694225Fuji post-race paizuris
>>541695249ISN'T THIS FORBIDDEN LOVE?!
vokda pwr ssr for stats and tips or oguri pwr ssr for furious feat?
>>541695341slop slop slop
Not so fast!
>>541695281El Condor is genuine glue. What's the point of unrestrained? It does basically the exact same thing as Angling and Scheming, worse in fact. That's 300 skill points down the drain.
>>541694786Hell yeah, GBA SP, and what is presumably Mario Kart: Super Circuit but with umas. Missing the link cable though for the true authentic feel.
>>541695281Vodka looks finePasa would really benefit from more corner/mid-race skills. McQueen's unique instead of Daiwa's would be better tooGrass is not activating THH
>>541695350It's forbidden for humans, not for umas
>>541695337>I have 1 piece of document by an anon (faggot)>99% of other sources says nothingNext you'll tell me the rapture wasn't supposed be last month but is this month.You can believe whatever snake oil you like. It's not real.
>>541695249Hot
>>541695498Their wireless adapter is out of sight, no link cable needed.
>>541694653I messed up the timer on the Medium, so we'll start with that one, then go do sprint!Please join me in watching the race!
>>541694786ToT
>>541695483Unrestrained works before the 33m line at least from my testing so it helps push her just a little bit further if shes first and being contested. The el also rolled a lot of bad skills so I just made do with what I had. But yeah I agree my el is the weakest link in my team so I might try and make a better one before the cm.
>>541695498How Cygames managed not to cash out on releasing a mario kart ripoff eludes me. It would fucking sell itself.
>>541695587every guide written for global is ref doc plagarism
>>541694517Such cases
>>541695752You're delusional, and I say this as a fan.
>>541695562My grass has activated thh before tho..Yeah McQueen was someone I considered but I lack seiun and McQueen so I had to make do with the best option I had atm lol
>>541694670Yeah, like your wife cooking you some good homemade food.
>>541695638That's the medium out of the way!Join me on the sprint race next!
>>541694517Blame the disgusting freak that spammed gore art before the image ban
>>541695983>one retard ruins it for everyoneWhen are higher ups going to understand that collective punishment doesn't work?
>all 3 borrows exploded today from negative effects chaining and refusing to cureI didnt think it'd happen but it didSuch BULLSHIT
>>541695812I know they won't because it's run by the usual japanese corporate fossils and they're laser focused on their core salaryman audience, but it's still free money.
>>541695638>NPC placingits so over ...Join me on the mile race next!
>>541695587>it's fake because nobody ever talked about itNo, people talk about and it's also on the docs, the most popular global guide>the docs are wrongkeep coping dumb nigger and kys
>all 3 borrows were highrolls todayI didnt think it'd happen but it did
>16th favoriteAll you need is hope
>all 3 borrows were neutral todayI didn't had any expectations at all and stay neutral about the matter
Cm3 test lobbiesmay as well just test these umas and see6283 39229498 22783776 6207
>>541695621But the adapter was only compatible with 46 different games, and Mario Kart wasn't one of them.
>>541696151Collective punishment is the foundation of law so it most assuredly works.
>>541693479
>>541695341That would be sweaty and amelly...
>>541696393...can you be an autist somewhere else, pretty please? It's a silly joke about nostalgia, don't be so serious about it.
Hey Cygames, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this money.
Stop making the thread smell like uma sweat
>>541696469cute
>>541695752Pray someone dedicated makes a mod or romhack for an existing game.
>>541695638Can't beat the Turf S FalconSince we did Medium first, come watch the long race next!
>>541696602>she embezzled millions from tracen
>>541696606umasweat? where?!
>>541696441That's not what collective punishment is, anon.
This horse just refused to win a semifinal, reason being not enough power. Wtf.. i won like 50 carrers with her sometimes with much less skills and stats.
>>541695359Oguri Pwr if you're running a Late Surger that doesn't have Furious Feat in their potentials / you don't want to spend money to get itVodka otherwise
Conceptualize
>>541696253>people talk aboutI've only been seeing one schizo claiming it's real so far.And I've only seen that same retard ask if it's real every thread and everyone else ignoring that anonThis just screams conspiracy. But like I said, if it makes you happy you can just imagine the whole thread is coping and you've solved the game.Delusional people live the happiest of lives after all
>Check Fuji Kiseki story>Episode 1>Already giving free paizuri to TorenaWhat a slut, she is way too easy
>>541693630breeding the bro
>>541696774she has a perfect body
>>541696469fucking brat, need correction!
>>541696774imagine
>>541696559My bad, I'll go watch some old VHS tapes on my CRT and won't bother you any more.
Which uma would start selling you her socks after seeing cleatwiki in your browser history?
my best sparks ever…
>>541696890Good. Hope you enjoy your time as well, you weirdo!
>>541696606
>>541696882Vodka was made for being love and lots of hugs
Suzuka gets sweaty too
>>541696912None of these umas have the mercantile spirit.
Still room left in 9498 2278forgot to take a screen for one of the races my bad
Fuck. This could've been something decent
>>541695638That the Long done and dusted.Come join me on the last race of the day!
>>541696602>currency becomes uselessjust like azurlane and real live
>>541696782Nigger it's in the docs. Every single e-celeb doing guides just reads shit off the docs. If you think the docs are unreliable you think every single global guide is unreliable.People barely mention it because the buff is very minor, the fan requirements are easy to get with just the career races for most horses and it's not worth it to skip good trainings just to level up the director.
>>541697183>>541696602Wait I'm blind as fuck
>>541696912It’s wikicleak, bro.
>>541697164matikane is doing great as always
>>541696912Both Tachy and Digitan are smart opportunistic Umas
>>541697257It's also not just 1. More expensive.
>>541696882what is vodka doing in this image
>>541697257>>541697456That certainly is one hell of a money sink lmao
>>541696606Nope
>>541697156Keep it around, there'll be the spark upgrade mechanic soon enough
>>541697463Assuming the position
Kitisan I reallly like you and want you to be my gf...
>>541695638>NPCs overall placed better than player UMASdude we suck ass at this
>junior pre-debut>first rest is night owl
>>541697538
>>541696774I had a dream where Dream Journey and Digitan drugged my tea, bound me to a chair and Journey gave me lace glove handjob while Digitan Gave me sloppy kisses
>Danchou said we have to turn to a Medium based economy instead of a Dirt based economy.WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL THESE SMART FALCON RUNS FOR?!MY DIRT SHOES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS NOW!
>>541697595WHY WERE THERE SO MANY PACERS IN THIS DIRT MATCH THOUGH.
>>541697545How did that work again? You could only upgrade blue, red and green ones from your main or one of its parents, but not skills?
>>541697626CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Every Mombo is 7 days on earth.
>>541697669>a lone idol running away from a dozen americans
>>541697646based
>>541697456I want Hishi Miracle to leave me alone I got her alt in a single and now this. Go away I don't think you're cute.
>>541697236ONE PIECE OF FUCKING EVIDENCE.Either show up or shut up.
Your uma? A witlet.My uma? An intellectual.
>>541697538Is this also sloppa?
>>541694653Welp, that was it for the Maruzensky Monday Hag Bowl!For the few anons that participated, is the 5 races at once thing better than doing each race one by one?Any feedback would be welcome (I'll read it tomorrow when I wake up.)Thanks for coming today, see you tomorrow!
I think I will fuck Spe's daughters.
>>541696230My wife won!
>>541695638Thanks for hosting as always
>>541696973Explode
>>541696646for me it's not even about wanting to play the game lmao. I'd just like to give something back to the devs, in a way that doesn't make me feel like I'm being fucking scammed.
>>541697835Thanks for hosting.Each race one by one is better because more anons join as the thread gets more posts.
>>541697835I did horrible in some races but I got one finish and a bunch of podium finishes so today was a fine day! I think you should just go with whichever one is more convenient with you since you're the one hosting it after all. I'm fine either way.
>>541697835Thanks so much for hosting anon, it was fun! For me, I'm fine either way though I think doing the races one by one helps get more people in the rooms in general since a lot of people might skip the big post with all the room numbers. Hope you have a good rest and see you next time!
Is Gold City tomorrow?
>>541696556
>>541696556mud butt comes for the best of us
Where are the AI jeets ? I'm trying to jerkoff today
Hishi! AKEBONO!
>>541697835Thank for hosting, it was great fun as always! I think that the individual races are probably better as everyone watches them together, but either method works well enough.
>>541697835thanks for hosting anon, get some rest
>>541698254Size doesn't matter.
>>541698254I want her to hug me
>>541698332cute cute cute
Results of 2 of the 3 rooms one of the rooms didnt fill so npcs had to run lol
>>541698145yes
>>541698254She's a big girl.
>>541698254>>541698358They're so cool...
>>541698363She might squeeze you too hard.
Does a 3 star URA finale spark give the same stats as a 1 star URA finale?
>>541698431
>>541698254>giantess uma>180 cmrumao
>>541698431For you.
>>541696230I got BrOcKeD no fair!!
Explain why you dislike Tachyon without sounding like a salty contrarian.
>suddenly vodka posting
>>541698254
I'm so gonna fail this CM.
>>541698618We need to dream BIGGER
Vodka is cute and sexy. Keep posting
>>541698592anyone know
>All clubs full alreadyGuess I'll hang out in my friend's shitty club for another month and try and get one next month. He did open it up so many there is a chance it can be saved but I doubt it
>>541698814I dislike her silly drug peddling intellectualism which only makes me smell like chocolates or glow in the dark.
>>541699025Theyre not drugs they're TONICS!
Thank you daily scout pulls
>>541697601>3 night owls on the same run for my last borrowthis is some divine intervention signal to not try anymore
>>541698906I'm so cooked and then another in 2 weeks lol
>>541698916Imagine the amazon press...
How do I get Rudolf to wear sexy lingerie for me
Why is /uma/ free of schizos, while other gacha generals are infested with them? Do I just miss the hours their on?
>>541698460I am ready, I have the infirmary on speed-dial.
>>541698592I think it just increases the odds of proccing but I'm not 100% sure
>>541697595My condor side stepped 1 muri jobber just to get bRoCkEd by another.
>>541699257You just missed the "uniques get more powerful at higher levels" schizo in this very thread anon.
>>541699257>free of schizos
>>541699257You clearly don't post here enough
>>541699257I think you're blind and fat
>>541698159
I've been part of many generals on this basket weaving forum but /uma/ is the nicest
>>541699118>reply to myself>instant punishGET OUT OF MY WALLS STOOOOP I KNOW YOU ARE THRE
>>541697835I went back to doing a career after signing up for all 5 so I missed the live racing. I think it is fine doing it that way as long as there is more of a heads up.
>>541699257the schizos here just gaslight dance all day
>>541699319>seething this much kek
>>541699257The more a population stagnates and the longer it drags on, the more schizos take root. Uma has a lot of normal posters and traffic that drowns out schizo posting. The other generals are much lower, which gives schizos more of an opportunity to take root. The more active and fresh a community, the healthier it is. Give it a year or two and you’ll start noticing assuming you’re still here.
>>541699116GREAT pull!>>541699167>This will never be meaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>541699248My vagrant flatwife
>>541699342>>541699383>>541699391>>541699545Guess I'm just used to the schizos I'd see on Hoyo generals that this is tame to me. Which isn't a good thing.
My seething and rage has spiked so fucking hard>Train Goldship on a whim>two night owls>one slow metabolism>two random mood downs>get fifth in Hopeless Stakes>Try a random green race before I lose on quota for next race>9th>297 speed after spending a year wrestling her mood>At least I get to sell her off>2* SPD, favorable pink skillThis after a week of trying to get one blue stat to 2* for a parent run is mind boggling. I'm going to sell her out of spite.
>>541699102Call them whatever you want, but once she enters needy bratty girlfail mode my dick gets rock hard.
>>541699436Schizos here like to gaslight instead floor shitting
>>541699257>>541699545Think the game matters too. Mihoyo generals are fucking awful for schizos. Some games just attract more of the mentally ill
>>541699257it's harder for the schizotrannies to farm (You)s and derail every single convo when the thread moves quickly, like the other anon said.
>>541699009shortstack has an opening if you're interested in a casual club
Hey anons I have 2 questions...Does groundwork remain relevant for front runners nowadays in the JP ver?And if so is there any card in short-mid term that could save me grinding groundwork parents?
Are all the clubs filled? Where am I supposed to go.
>>541699814Yes but you're going to be making new Umas with every single new career that comes out, so there's not really any point in obsessing over getting Groundwork parents, as they'll be outdated come Aoharu.As for cards, Air Groove and Oguri are the better ones. Goldship does give an entire 40% skill hint reduction at MLB but it's a crapshoot because you have to snipe it from 16 different skills.
FemaIe anons DM me on discord Tag:
>>541699814I think Sweep SSR gets groundwork from a chain event and Valentine Bourbon but other than that it remains a grind until affinity changes and it's easier to spark and inherit
/uma/ I need more TM Opera O gifs for my Opera folder.
>>541700208I sent u a msg ;)
>>541700119post your id and i'll send an invite
>>541700208Where is Rice Shower butt man, you imposter!
The Vodka spam is nice.
>>541700208sent
>>541692889>City Hunter ReferenceMan Never thought I would see that.
>Get multiple miraculous +70s and +55 type hits>still can't max out speed >still under 601 stamina>still under 301 guts>still under 400 witNot having a full MLB deck is a DEATH SENTENCE
Not a fan of Uokka but it's nice to see her have fans.
>>541700639wanna hug this boy so bad and tell her she'll always be the coolest in my eyes
I swear there's some rigging on August/September of the senior year. When I'm not being hit by Slacker, it's Night Owl or some mood down wombo combo just to kill my last chance of high rolling.
>>541700334
>>541698916Big Umas should have been canon
M-McQueen?
Shes ok?(Groundwork was just for spark chance)
Which Uma's should I avoid if I don't wanna be raped after each race?
>cucked me out of my third triple crownFUCK YOU
>>541701257I think you know that answer*still rapes you*
>>541701158Nobody would know, I've seen plenty of trainees with perfect stats and skills yet they still lost to my mediocre Grasswonder.
>>541701392Best Uma still only has 80% win chance
>>541701326It's insane some of the horses you'll lose to. I lost a G3 race to a horse that had no stats above 250 and this was in like September of the final year. I understand dice rolling, but surely stats should matter at some point.
>>541701193pretty hairpretty girl
>>541701257
FemaIe anons DM me on discord Tag: kaozga
Newfag question. Is there a reason why they didn't get Ikumi to sing Winning the Soul? Surely two legs should be enough.
Vodka.
I love Fujimasa March
>>541702131>Vodka in the onsen
>the schizo is back
>>541702208I'm gonna bruise Fujimasa March's twinkish hips
What was the retention line? 490K?
I just like it
>>541700661Simply highroll.
>>541702096Every single uma should have her own version of Winning the Soul
Oguri Cap? More like Oguri CRAP!
>>541702664Princess would just snap your arm in two the moment you put it in.
post something powerful
>>5417022081 star, Turf G, Dirt C, Sprint C, Front CWould you still train her?
Need Vodka lewds and nudes
>>541702935this gorilla control her strength when she's with her trainer, except with the throwing incident...
>>541701158a little low on power, that turf S is gonna do a lot of heavylifting but she looks aight
Oguri Plap
>>541702975
>>541702975TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>541703078Will her tits get bigger when she's pregnant
>>541703171>Will a womans breast get bigger from pregnancyGo back to school
Is it possible to get RedShift onto Summer Maruzensky?
>>541701685The blocking can get quite ridiculous. I just hope that the guts rework and the rebalancing of maneuverer skills makes it less of an issue in the future.
>>541702779I wish that were the case, it's such a good song
>>541703273But she's an umamusume
>start run with tm opera o for triple crown achievement>run goes well, stats are nice>loses first race>fuck>she wins none of the other races >senior year comes and get 600 stats somehow>she still lost her first goal career of the year>end career because she doesn't deserve a second chanceCan I glue an uma permanently and remove her from my account?
>stroke penis twice>already cumminghow the fuck do I cure my premature ejaculation
>first rest>night owlffs
>>541703664Do Dotoposters really?
>>541702994>Maiden Debut has Oguri Cap in it>First few races are against her>Then becomes clear Oguri is out of March's league>Has to find her own path without Oguri and goes on to race the Champion's CupHonestly would be pretty decent as the 1 star Uma. Would also be easier to get the rights to since March Tosho was just a local racehorse
>>541703664I...what made you post this Anon?
>>541703664the absolute state of third world gooner
>>541703664Cum more often.
It's literally over
>>541703750Doto makes me feral I just can't control myself
>>541703524I dread the day I get spooked by Opera. Both in terms of aesthetics and personality she's one of my least favourite umas.>>541703694That's rough.
>>541703664How about you stop stroking so damn hard from the get go?
>>541703664Repeatedly clench the same muscles you use to stop peeing midstream.
>>541703664Amphetamines
>>541703928i was indifferent towards opera but she grew on me once she spooked me, i guess that's the magic of umamusume, no single character has made me appalled, even i think ryan is cute now in her own tomboyish way
>The average Guts spark roll experience
>>541703882EXPLODE!
>>541703882You used up a year's worth of luck anon
>495k team trial scorenice, can't wait to get demoted back to 5 in a week
Am I the only american in this sea of SEA? I know one of you are a froggie fuck from Canada at least
>>541703882Nice photoshop
>>541704214I'm your grandpa. I'm a bong
>>541704214>Am I the only mutt in this sea of mutts, juice schizo posting and SEAtards?yes
>>541704214I know there's at least one other Washingtonian in this thread
>>541704214I'm white and American don't worry bro.
>>541704214I'm whiter than you and I'm neither American or SEA
>>541703882erm shouldnt it say new on both fuji kisekis THO
>>541704214Hello fellow patriot.
>>541704214I am from Argentina
>>541704214I am what your people call "eastern european"
>>541703664Just for future reference, you don’t have to post every single thought that comes into your head or every personal issue you have.
>>541704407Found the frog
I'm going to start giving up when the run looks dead from now onForgive me Danchou but I can't keep completing failed runs just for the fans it takes too much time.....
>>541704214I’m white and from Kentucky
>>541704214I’m american, just not white.
>>541704407Based Polish GOD
>>541704214I'm American but living overseas. Insomnia makes my body clock still run on PST timezone though
>>541704214European neet reporting in at night-time, thank you for your service.
>>541702096She may have been too busy for Cygames to get her in the studio
>>541702994She runs front, pace and late in the anime and she would be A in dirt, sprint and mile. With +20% wit and +10% power.
>>541704214I'm american in a sense
>>541704214Nah, I’m American too. South American
>>541704527You don't deserve to post MackQueen you fucking pussy.
>>541704214white and floridian
>>541704214Reportin' in boss
Why have the worst people latched onto Doto?
>He's brown
>bust my balls for 1100 pwr/600spd/600sta>>>>>1 wit
>>541704061Now that you've said that, I think I've experienced something similar. I started off really disliking some umas (Opera, Ryan, Matikanefukukitaru, Winning Ticket), but I think due to seeing them interact with the umas I do like, I don't mind them so much anymore (and I actually like Matikanefukukitaru now).
>>541704097not a bad grandparent desu
>>541704421it unironically doesnt
https://x.com/gyokai_tonkotu_/status/1974734570349355078?s=46Hokko Fattymae
>Americans>White
>>541704214south european NEET here
>>541704823She's the 4channel uma
>>541704823You're thinking about Tachyon, not Doto
>>541699812Oh damn, I might take you up on that. You still have to wait a day after leaving a club though right?233 372 028 762
>>541704953>Europoor>WhiteAlso video games
>>541704464>Golshi>Gallina
>>541704995>big tits>autistic>introvert>rapeable>potential school shooterChecks out
>>541704998I don't consider them people
>>541704214I am not brown. I am from Chile. We are all white here in South America.
It is shit like this that makes me fucking mald.no. 1 favorite, stats greater than the rest, but for some reason the game says fuck you and puts you at 8th placefuck this game
>>541704995taishin... forgotten...
how come dantsu flame sounded so retarded the first time she talked to pokke in the classroom
>>541703882nice dupes
>>541705182>chileanYou mean south venezuela?>we are all white here in South AmericaExplain literally all of your neighbors and Brazil then retard
>>541705217my flat fuck wife
Yet another disastrous run but she ended up a B Maybe I should just go for the Open this time around...
>>541704214I'm African American
>>541705182No sea mentiroso wn
>>541705207Fewer skills, brah.
Your hands must be this white to post
>>541705217They both represent 4chan women pretty well desu
>>541705402I think Vodka is just a hard career, she likes to lose for no reason
>>541705217taishin has friends that care about her
>>541704214I'm in Old Blighty
>>541705465They'll be white after I'm done with your mom
>>541705465the shape of your fingers indicates you're a retard
>>541705465whatever you say grandpa
>>541705285>You mean south venezuela?Venezuela is North Brazil>Explain literally all of your neighbors and Brazil then retardBrazil is a black hole of skin and everything near it becomes darker.
>>541705465Grandpa...
>>541705217UWAAHHH TORENAA WE HAVE TO DO THE DAILY TAISHIN RITUAALLLTAISHIIIINNNN WE LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER UWAAAHHHHH IM SO HAPPY YOU ARE AROUND
>>541705465Why are you European?
>>541705182I didn’t know they had internet in Colonia Dignidad.
Taishin is easy to miss
>>541705678Can’t see her through all the boobs
>>541705465knobbly ass fingers ok slenderman
>>541705465>has his ctrl+f openBruh
Official aryan uma?
>>541705678Why did they get a taller girl to cosplay as Taishin?
LATAMhermanos, report inMexico
>>541705785Obviously Flash
>>541705459>look at competition>literally zero skillshow much is "fewer" than zero?
>>541705465Here’s an opera o
>>541705785Hishi Amazon
>>541705785eishin flash obviously
>>541705465Whiter than you, Paco.
>>541705858You guys have the worst art and the worst memes, respectfully.
>>541705785The one and only
>>541705876F-for me?
>>541705465You're orange.
What a fucking dork
fuck this bullshit
>>541705465ohnonononono bwos
>>541705987
>>541705465
>>541705980They're made with love
what the fuck is happening in this place
>>541706085>>541706054>being this color blind>being this tranny retarded about how lights and coloring works>HRU DUR ITS JOKE SAAR XDI hate libtard zoomer so damn much its unrealgreetings from serbia!
>>541706238Spic hoursGo away for a couple of hours and the place will purge itself
>>541704214I'm an island nigger but not a SEA monkey
>>541705610
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1975322727574806752
rude name wtf
>>541706312Spic hours are american hours?
Why does it matter where you’re from? We all love horses.
>>541706352This but with my penis inside TaishinSince they're both really small it's a perfect fit
>>541704214it's me i'm the only Canadian here
>>541706269Orange hands typed this post.
>>541706312>spic hours*Latinx hours
big boy club
>>541705858I'm white!
>>541706352is there a place with all the english ones for these
>>541705217chudita chudishin
I lowrolled so hard today that I cleared transfer requests as soon as it openedGomen, danchou....
>>541706397
>>541706406Half of America is mexicans, venezuelans, haitians and niggers anyway so yes>>541706509True, forgot this makes them go mad>>541706452Of course it mattersEveryone below California literally loves horses by either eating them or fucking them
>>541706397I love every unique has some weird description then you look at the actual results on gametora to actually see how it works.
>>541706397>more late race niggas
>>541706269Pumpkin-colored hands typed this post in the spirit of Halloween
>>541704464
they're watching japan job for the 20th time
>>541706397>Slipstream>On Your Left!Good>Mid race ultYikes>Power and Guts growthIt's glue
>>541706452Okay Mr. Hands
>>541690248me pressing buttons on the control panel (i don't know what any of them do)
>>541706397>increase acceleration on a tuesday when it's raining and if you're wearing pinnk shoes with green socks
>>541706397>20% gutsThis stat growth system is a passive debuff mechanic
cheva-cchi has a nice voice...
>>541706312aka mutt hours
>>541706397Wait already?! I still haven't done Fuji's career yet.
>>541706608
>>541706792we're ACCELERATING catching up to JP in 6 months
>your IP range has been bannedHoly shit thank Science I was using a VPN, thought a janny got me for real.
>>541706608>Narita BrianI sleep
>>541706714When unrushed entire race, remaining stam on the spurt check between positions 5 and 7
>>541706269This anon is ORANGE
Every anon with a number that ends in 2 is now an uma
You guys can't be serious right now
>>541706764a VERY fitting voice. just the kinda one I'd expect from that face+hair
>>541706976>expecting seriousness from an autistic image boardHave fun or kill yourself retard
GORUDO SHITI
>>541705465I'd rather converse with well-off immigrants than trailer park trash.
>>541706986Chevachi wouldn't act like that or dress up like a whore
>>541706269Orange grandpa nigger
when's cancer cup
>>541704214America and Italian lol. Odd mix.
>>541706976I am serious idk about what though
>>541706976Does seriously stupid count?
I am going to blow the 13 scout tickets I have on gold city and if I don't get her I'm uninstalling
>>541706976huuuh
>>541707184I love uma art when it’s both the musume and the horse
>>541706976Nah, I’m SIRIUS.
I got bored of the game but I have the perfect plan to enjoy it back>spend half my resources on gold city, the other half on summer maru>if i get neither i'll just fucking delete this shit Wish me luck bros
>>541706608I am happy lol. I have been waiting for another Main Story to happen.
>>541707113Reg opens the 7th 10pm utc so first tickets usually 48 hours later
>>541706608your sister is hotter
>>541706986Boyish uma humiliation ritual
>>541707320You didn't save it right
>>541707321
>>541707324
>>541707332goodbye anon
>>541707437god SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZOOMER TWITTER TURD HOLY SHIT
>feeling burnt out>read this thread>all the danchou shitposting actually motivated me to start doing daily runs againyou guys literally psyopped me. fuck.
>>541706986>no taishin vocals for meni shukidamn
>>541707332see ya tomorrow!
I don't feel like doing my dailies today, danchou.
It's grinding time baby
>get groundwork>no greens>get greens>no groundworkFuck
Guys I don’t want to get raped by my trainee
>>541707332just roll full on summer maru and get spooked by gold city
>>541707631Joining my current club did it for me, those guys are the best except THAT guy.
>>541707762>get greens>all conditionalyolo
>>541707801Don't worry, Nishino FlowerYou'll get used to it
>>541707761>grinding time>didn't even borrow a 20 fan bonus carddanchou don't look
>>541706764And nicer tits
>>541704481try and stop me, negro
>>541707762>get groundwork and greens>no rainbows
>>541707849Not enough for a spark and I'm not gonna waste any cent on a game by cygoys
>>541707942Can't kick me if I'm the danchou
>>541705258Don't be rude, Dantsu sounds cute
>>541706764shame that you're ruining it with dogshit audio
>>541708104oh yeah that's fair, godspeed brother
Why are all the female trainers hot as fuck like Aoi? Real life female horse trainers look like bulldogs or shemales
>>541707058>he likes the poop in his streetsISHYGDDT
>>541707872this is how i feel about mambo desu. my home away from home... my found family...
>>541708230You know the meaning of "fiction", right?
>>541707332Stealing this faggot's luck
It's time. First reply decides.
>>541704470so a nigger, then?
>>541707320bark bark
>>541707872>solo banner right after all starit's not fair...
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She’s too skinny
>>541708326winning chakra
>>541708326strength because you are dumb
>>541708326all in on winning
>>541708230cause they have to compete against umas for the male trainers attention
>300 posts of discussing race
>>541708330kind of
>>541708438just delete the thread at this point
>>541708438First time on 4chan?
>>541708438welcome to modern 4chanvideo games? what the fuck is that?LETS TALK ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL SHIT TO SPIKE THOSE POST NUMBERS!
Would it be crazy to go 5 speed 1 power with Vodka?
>>541708370Tazuna! Help!
>>541708323Please doI only got one kitasan, have 0 creeks, had to spark seiun, haven't got anyone before the 100 pull mark, and the two off banners I got were dupes of fucking teio and motherfucking opera o, my two most hated umasRid me of this curse
I want to play this game, but I'm slow on the uptake.Anyone got guides I can read for the grind? I rather not watch videos.
>>541708438Why wouldn't we talk about racing?
>>541708230Aoi is mine btw
>>541708518crazy stupid yeah
>>541708518If you have good enough speed cards, why not
>>541708410Nobody plays this game to fuck the ningens
>>541708438If you feel so bad about your ethnicity being insulted fuck off from this site>>541708598Is it true that black horses are faster than white ones?
I thought signups were today.
>>541705465>shows palm of his hand not the top of his hand>hairy armyep you're brown
>>541708657>If you have good enough speed cardsI don't, that's why I feel like I need 5th one.My own Kitasan is 1LB and I have to borrow Eishin Flash because I don't have her at all let alone a useable LB one.
>>541708230there are a lot of cute/hot girls who are obsessed with horses in America but they are infamous for being completely batshit insane. the reasons for this are not yet understood by science
>>541708681I do, I will fuck Aoi and Meek together
>>541708734That's what you got from it? Are you fucking retarded?
What kind of sick fuck would sleep with a ningen?
>>541708734Black horses are faster, harder to train, more dangerous, and have bigger dicks. Teio loves them though.
>>541708631damn that's too crunchy and not worth the length
>Ho, ho, hee, hoo!Makes me smile every time.
>>541708907Every uma that ever lived
Falco love!
>>541708913let's try again
>>541708794If your Kitasan is 1LB you're better off borrowing MLB Kita
f2pfriends without mlb kitasan and lb SRs please share your seiun sky deck
>>541708734spotted the minority (latinx, sea)
>First day of TT reset and I didn't automatically get into retention range on the first 5 attemptsWell, shit. Probably unlucky not going against a witmaxxer in the first set, but I do know I need to improve at least 3 of my umas. I don't want to work towards that yet until around Riko/Rice banner or at least until the summer banner, but I may need to reconsider in the next few days.
>EN calls it acceleration>Its not acceleration
oof just barely
>>541708796Love me some horse girls. Not good for your health in the long run but fun as hell in the now.
Does Gold City have a good bust size?
>>541709087uma musume is a misinformation game
>>541708549>Has shit cards>Spends 30k on his frontrunner wife>Hates Teio and OperaYou're incredibly gay but not enough for me to be disgusted at whatever fortune you had left in you
>>541709030Made for big black stallions
>>541709143No, she's a model.
>>541709143>85
>>541709087
>>541709143Only 85Not bad but not greatKinda like the ingame unit
>>541708631>mp3 mp3 mp3 mp4 mp4 mp4god stop using such dog shit codecs you monogoloid third worlder
>>541709049Why did you edit Opera O out of it?
>>541709040Yeah, no.Better off trying to hit the jackpot 1 in 1000 runs than skipping out on Eishin Flash's hints on a Late Surger. What good is a decent run with Kitasan if your skills are dogshit? There is none.
>>541709143
>>541709087>EN calls it "running">it's acceleration
>>541709087who's the retard translating this game?
Pandora is the only stacked gyaru
>>541709087Even the game itself is gaslighting now
>>541709207I hate them because whenever I try to train them they fucking lose out of nowhereI've never seen the special event after they win triple crowns because they'll randomly get second on any of themBut they never lose so badly I can restart the raceI fucking despise these two with a passion as much as they hate me
How do you prepare for the new scenario?
>>541709286cuz your forced meme is garbage seatard
>>541708794Then no, stacking 5 crappy speed cards won't do anything to help you make better Umas. You're better off just biting the bullet and toughing it out with shit cards for nowAnd like the other anon said, you pretty much always want to borrow Kita if you don't have your own and you're not fishing for a specific skill.
Gold City pubes
>>541709269nyo
>>541709316>Dream Journey and Stay Gold even less than the fillies
>>541708971Which Frost demon is her favorite?
My favorite umas? Doto, Akebono, Creek, and Donna
Naked Smart Falcon
Quiero peinar los pelos del culo de Scarlet para adentro con mi pene.
>>541709339Doto and Akebono laugh at you
>>541708794>>541709470Search for Speed cards with High Training effectiveness, they help out a lot
>>541709312you are a garbage trainer
>>541709316Surprisingly high up there. She doesn't look that big.
>>541709579Retardbro?
>>541709087It's accel until third anniversary.
>>541709316Maruzensky holds the line. Anything smaller is gluecore.
>>541709646im sorry? so what, they're killing accel on third anni, or only for that skill? that is stupid
at what hour the doxx site update the daily fans?
>>541709526Finally some good taste in this thread
what was last week's retention threshold
about tree fiddy
>>541709824AIEEEEE DANCHOU! I'LL GET TO WORK I PROMISE!!
>>541709912Like 480k or something
>image limitI hate this
>>541709815They do balance adjustments for shit skills pretty regularly. Currently it's harder to proc than the new JP conditions and regularly does nothing because it's a mid race acceleration skill where you'd have to get a lucky proc to get any overlap at all with the start of late-race where you want acceleration, the new version is a somewhat reliable mid-race speed, kind of like Gold Ship's unique.
should i just kick anyone below 10m? it's only 2-3 runs a day. it's not too much to ask for, right?
>>541710383yes, pls do
>>541710383No danchou please calm down
>>541709912489k
>>541710383I think you should, you only need me for the quota anyway
>>541710687I'm safe at 494k even if my long race umas jobbed against a witmaxxer, right?
Make a new bread already i want to post images!
>hit retention easywhat the
>>541710938>>541710938>>541710938
Should I get Slipstream on a Frontrunner? It's probably not a high priority skill on them, right? Considering they are mostly about getting early lead and maintaining it.
>>541710924>>541710924>>541710924
>>541711023>>541710960Bravo. Bang up job.
>>541709579I wish they would laugh at my penis
>>541710357>They do balance adjustments for shit skills pretty regularlyHonestly didn't expect that, but then again I only ever touched two other gacha before this, neither ever doing this type of shit (to my knowledge).>The restThe more you know. Thanks, anon!
>>541711307They adjust a lot of skills around the 1 year anniversary so you'll see a lot of umas get better
