>>541593505>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>exam tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-Q>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>registrationhttps://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6
Could the anons who claimed A1 (I know it's green), C7, and D2 please reassert their claims to those sections?If by the 15th they haven't been submitted or the anons haven't spoken up then I will consider the slots open again. Or if the other claims are submitted, whatever happens first.Also we're only 3 away from completion!
Ako group masturbation session (watching Achiga-hen) starting in 2minuteshttps://live.fc2.com/85597122/
>what if tits had limbsBravo Ritz.
Koito big win
>yet another sucky OPthanks for the bake anyway
>>541695343yes. bravo,(unironically)
>SakiI go to bed instead
BELOVED. T~
>ffxiv in the OP
>>541695132In what post was the A&C Tourney announced?
>>541696050>>541559484
>>541695132
GOODNIGHT!
>>541696671Hanners are... Swedish?
>>541696738That's swedish caladbolg.
>>541696671
Ex-Blizzard Studios Are Failing, Even When They Made Great Gamescynthia-7.png
People over 30 shouldn't waste their life all day playing video games and that's a good thing
>>541698657Yes they should.
What does the world outside /mjg/ think of whaling in MJS? Do you need to have a burner nyagger account to show to normalfags if you don't want to be ostracized?
Umineko Deaths Explained! Breaking Down All Solutions and Answers | SPOILERS
>>541698816Ooi is a novice protector of cat kingdom
>>541698657It doesnt matter what you do its all a waste of time in the end, all that matters is tanoshii
>>541698917holy based
>>541698875It's not worth watching.t.watched it all
>>541698946so why aren't you doing every drug in existence all the time
>>541698657let's hear what they should do then>inb4 saving ungrateful hags
Mahjong is my anti-drug
>>541699341I am, but in a way my dopamine receptors arent permanently fucked
>>541699341nta, but that would not really be tanoshiithere's a difference between pleasure and satisfactioneating or having sex or doing drugs just gives you regular carnal pleasure, it's just the way your body makes you feel goodwinning at games or achieving something or making stuff makes your mind feel accomplished and satisfied with the outcomesatisfaction feels infinitely better than regular pleasure, but people nowadays forgot about it, because no one does anything satisfying, everyone just goons
Hana was that little girl in the photos with Hitler.
>>541699341It's really expensive
>>541700276We know jane
>>541700325So you admit to be poor, uh?Guess what? Your opinion is now completely trashed, because you are poor, and therefore your opinions are all automatically bad.
>>541701176So you admit to being rich, huh?Guess what? I'm going to eat you now.
>>541701352T-that's... my fetish! How did you know?!
>>541701479have you ever md5 searched yourself and wept for all your horrible posts?
Last episode for today, if we watch 4 a day we can start Zenkokuhen on friday and be done by next sunday with it all
>>541701823I share my md5 with six to seven more anons, because that's how the new repo works, you dork.
Yes, but on /jp/
>>541698875They tell you the solution in the game. Surely you aren't a brainlet.
>>541702497have you ever md5 searched yourself and cheered for all your outstanding posts?
Have you ever rolled a 0 and wish you actually did it
>>541702689Check out this 0
Monkeyshines
>>541702860i could have gotten monke buttbut instead we got a shit gintama collab ;-;
>>541703159>stuck on shitty binary brainI'm sorry for you, anon.
is there somewhere I can see all the animations for the animated skins
>>541703317Do you want a non-binary brain instead?
I didn't even know such a badge existed.
>>541703496
>>541703551I'm fine with my quantum brain, troonkek.
>>541695294Thanks for strim
Sometimes I fear the evil in myself. I am a demon. A monster from Hell. One time, I even played in a friendly and didn't say GG after.
You do realize I check who doesn't say GG after a friendly?
bg
g but they weren't g
thread gg + profile emote + irc gg used to be the minimum standard courtesy, how standards have fallen
>>541704520sometimes I just forget okay
Most of my friendlies end with me getting removed from someone's friends list now
>>541704520That's why I say gg for other people and there are sometimes five ggs
>friendly ends>6 people writing gg in the thread
>>541704742This. I get too sleepy to type out "GG" after a game or two. A game of hanchan gets me mentally drained.
>friendly ends>0 ggs
>irc gg
whenever i do well in a friendly everyone else stops emoting and we don't get 4 ggswhenever i do poorly this doesn't happen
>>541704952The gay Hanner is range banned from the thread
>>541695132I love mahjong.
>>541703551So true sister!
>>541705019Oh yeah? Name 3 mahjongs.
>>541704520Sometimes I forget.Sometimes it's intentional.
I've decided emote spamming is a waste of calories and I will abstain
>>541704697shan't join the oldnigger circlejerk, gg in the thread maybe if the game was actually good. if you play like a faggot then you don't get a gg
When I dama and win it's gg.When you dama and I lose, it's bg + damaniggers rant.
>using a male Check >not emoting Check >folding Check >dama Check Yeah it's friendly time
>>541705267agreed shan't gg if it's a pushmonkey game, play well if you want a gg
Oh and I skip kan
>>541705621
You S-ranked? GGs.You C/B-ranked and luckshat? BGs + kys
I say wj
This is why I don't join friendlies anymore
>>541706041I only queue ranked because I find you guys really annoying
>>541705621It is universally agreed by occultards than kan unconditionally makes your flow better. You should stop doing that.
I came https://exhentai.org/g/3563589/940a2ef87a/
>>541706147It's retarded unless it's closed or you're in tenpai. Opening your hand to kan is the dumbest gorilla nigger thing you can do unless it's to shift haitei or skip someone's draw
>>541706041>>541706093Y-you don't really mean that...
>BECAUSE HE CALLED THE KAN>HE DIDN'T TSUMO
>>541706330
Why is /mjg/ so mean now?
>have to abandon my suuankou chance because I have to kan or anon is going to have a meltysigh...
Getting a job as ruined my life
>>541706550frustration from being told to not damathis is the result
>>541706550It's more fun to play with random Chinese people
>>541706606But you can kan and suuankou at the same time?And you can get even get a double or triple yakuman if you kan enough?
>>541706041Friendlies has been mostly fine though? Except that one guy that spams to end the match when he starts losing
>>541706550Let's lighten up the mood with a little joke!On a flight from the USA to Europe the flight crew is having a bit of trouble. Just in the middle of the ocean, one of the engines collapses and due to strong winds there is no way they can make it to safety.So the co-pilot goes back to economy class and tells the people that they will have to drop their luggage, otherwise they're just all going to die. Well, the passengers do not really have the choice, so the luggage department is being opened.Just a little later the crew finds out that they miscalculated their speed, so they still are too heavy. Again it is the co-pilot's job to tell business and first class passengers, that they will have to say good-bye to their luggage as well. However, they too prefer buying new clothes over drowning, so their luggage is being dropped as well.In the second the pilot thinks that everything is fine now, the second engine dies. There is a slight chance of them making it to the next airport by gliding, but for that they will have to lose some more weight.This time, the pilot himself goes back to the cabin."Okay people, listen up. We're having trouble with the engines and will not survive, unless some of you decide to sacrifice themselves and jump - so the rest of us can make it. Since I don't think that there will be any volunteers and we are all literate and intelligent, we will do this by the alphabet.A - are there any African-Americans on board?No one? 'Kay...B - are there any blacks in here? Really none?C - any coloured people on this flight?"In the very back row, a little boy asks his dad: "Daddy, we?re African Americans! We're also black, and coloured! Why didn't you say anything?"Daddy shrugs and says: "Son, be quiet. Today, we're NIGGERS, let the Mexicans go first!"
SKIIIIIP
>>541706958
You will end the game now
>>541706850if you make a joke this long it better be funny, and this wasnt, give me back my 30secs it took to read
Voting to end the game is a valid strategy in blitz
>>541706850tl;dr
What the hell is everyone talking? What are you watching?
>>541706850TAKE HIS FUCKING RAGS OFF
odds - finish the last 2 chapters in higurashievens - start umineko0 - delete both and read something actually good
>>541707378Why would you read When they Cry 3 and 4 before finishing 1 and 2?
If you emote twice before clicking Ron/tsumo you're on my shit list
>>541707602wat
>>541707378finish it you dumbass you haven't even seen best girl yet
>>541707647Why would you read When they Cry 3 and 4 (Umineko) before finishing When they Cry 1 and 2 (Higurashi)
>>541707929ahh its split into answer and question thats why 1 and 2, I thought it was just the same universe and not really connected otherwise
>>541707378greatest stories ever, sadlybut you gotta read them all...
>>541708023It was okay so far, tatakigoroshi was really good and Meakashi also, except for the fact that Shion barely knew Satoshi and killed everyone for him
>>541707378Read Muv Luv instead
>>541708197I did, I just thought it was okay, my favorite VN was probably kimi to kanojo mo kanojo but that might just be because it was one of my first, not sure if it holds up if I were to re-read it
>>541706550newshitsnewshits who cant lurk, kinda like you offtopic youtubeslop sheentia
>malding newfag pretending to be an oldfag
>>541706550Because it's cool to be an asshole online, otherwise you're a redditor discord tranny
I'm an oldfag pretending to be a newfag
I've never made a meanpost in my life
2026 is the year of mahjong tanoshikunaiWe will all hate the game
heyyyyy cuties
this is my first day on 4chan
What happens if two players kan the same tile?
>>541706850Actually hilarious joke if you take the time to read it.
Onpu and Kman are tearing the thread apart
doko
total troonpu death
>>541708762hat rerun
I've decided I hate mahjong
what are the chances zura or the chick obsessed with natto are collab chars?
Nattochance
>>541709401Zura has big chances of being on it, way too popular
Nodoka's character design is truly pure unfiltered and basic sex when you think about it.
>>541709793shes only the 4th or 5th sexiest saki
AKO SEX AKO SEX AKO SEX
>>541709904this
>>541709998This but unironically
I am very proud of your tastes anons
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
Cunnyhero > Ako
Ako more like EKo
I wanna play friendly game
Queue
>>541710654You're using a nodotits pngThat must mean you're a soulless digikekShan't queue against soulless digikeks
I can't queue at work
I love you anon who is always at work, never change.
>>541710739Queue or the boy gets it
I want a 14/14 job
>>541710867
>>541701823I keep separate folders to falseflag as different mikoposters
I will cook now.
I will cock now.
>>541710830He's single handedly sustaining the economy and working in the stead of all the NEETs ITT.
>>541711375thread is saved
>>541711375How does /bag/ do it? How do we manage to keep the quality of these threads so high every time?
>>541711375thread is ruined
Total team 9 death
>>541711375Goodest of posts
I wish China was more aggressive and retroactively got all of the baggies removed from the game
>le...shirokowolf...
>visit /mjg/>slop>vist /jong/ >France Mahjong has fallen
>>541712717Go to sleep!
>>541712963it could be worse, the other 2 games I play with generals here are just ERP and AIgoonershit
>>541712717>>541712943eepy?
I want a peep
>>541712979kk
>>541712963qu'est-ce qui cloche?
>>541713703
>>541709401Zura is practically guaranteed nowSacchan isn't going to be in in my opinion, Tsukuyo could have a chance, but it's just gonna be whoever was in the anime minus Shinpachi who will be a riichi stick.
This kills the hat
>>541714284Toshi or Sougo might be in, fujos love them, and surely they'll have a Shinsengumi rep. Gin, Kagura, and Zura are 100% guaranteed. Takasugi or Toshi are the most likely other 2 based on popularity alone. Gintama females just aren't very popular, so sadly we'll not get Kyubei.
>>541714393You could have kanned into a better wait and confirmed tanyao...
>>541714668The thing is that we already know the collab will only have 4 characters because they said as much in the tournament rewards.
>>541714734It's ryanmen, no wait better than ryanmen exists.
What the hell? 30 dollaros for a fucking skin?
>>541714982Freedom aint free
Okay okay hear me outWe get 3 males for the collab, but the accompanying paid outfits are their genderbent versions from the genderbending arc
I just got the hotspring bunny skin
>>541714946a ryanmen with more live tiles...
>>541715284
>>541715235>swordslut steve the pedo
>>541715460>pedofeministo desu
>>541714946Tanki
>>541715460I will now watch your anime
Is busting enabled in the math tournament
After Gintama comes the Shikanoko collab
queue
>>541718217i would but i'm watching gintama
Queue for memesura
How do people even come up with hooks / narratives for their cover letters / personal statements? I'm way too autistic to write anything more than a bland list of my qualifications.This is mahjong because I need money to buy mahjong equipment.
>>541719072I'm a whimsical man when I put my mind into it
>>541719072Have you tried asking a data model containing the whole knowledge of the internet?
>>541719384I'm a rigid man who plays mahjong digitally.>>541719569AI slopping could never give me good hook or narrative either.
>>541719860So do I, but there's always a time and place for whimsical mahjong
>>541707378just finished 6 and holy shit I want to protect Renamahjong
>>541719860It could.Especially considering that you are a digikek.Consider that being boring and efficient is valuable and you don't need some whimsical narrative.
>>541719860Boomers love AI shit, youre good. Literally every work related E-Mail I get and sent is just written by AI
>>541719072I was taught to use the "you/me/us" structure when writing cover letters.
Yo nunca ví televisión porque es muy fomeYo prefería estudiar y hasta leerPero mi padre que es un locoy vende telesPara mi santo me vendió un televisor.Y descubrí un mundo nuevo y fácilQue estaba en la televisiónNo necesito amigos que me amenEs la pantalla la que cumple esa función~
Congratulations, anon!You've been hired as a human toilet at Kiyosumi High School!Your skills and experience stood out, and we are confident you will be a valuable asset to our team. You will officially begin your role tomorrow, and your primary location will be the girls bathroom!We’re excited to welcome you aboard and look forward to achieving great things together!
yagooey
Abhorrent m*konigger post. Oh wait, that's all of them.
>>541720873I WANTED ACHIGA
>>541720873I read this doujin
>>541720067But what if anon is a bad digikek? Boring and inefficient, now that's the stuff.
⢹⡳⣵⣫⡞⡧⢯⣻⣦⣵⢿⡽test. FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>541721041imagine being Akos personal boytoy when she gets frustrated after a bad mahjong streak
>>541715235You won't fool me, fuji. I'm not paying.
>>541720016>>541720224Is the present really so grim that we have to AI slop everything?>>541720067My boring statements so far aren't getting me any positions unfortunately.>>541720423>have to write why you are interested in job position X>I'm not interested in anything employable because autismACK!
>>541722842I will never slop my shit. My main issue is coming across too unprofessional or informal at times, but if the company has a problem with that I don't want to work there anyways
>>541722841
>>541723095
>>541723271
>>541723428
i'll be steve
>>541723606
>>541723787
>>541723984
Pls stop
>>541724078
>>541724190
i can't believe sammir is a fucking snail
Bravo, burgers.
>>541724245
>>541719072I've never made a resume. I just got hired at a place that needed bodies and then worked my way up to a high position and I'm here until I die or retire with a pension
I fucking hate these emotes.
>>541724372
Making an imageless post to balance things out.
Square a1 will be done by tomorrow !!
I'm saving my square for A&C
>its been 85 years>collage still isn't done
>>541695258>A1It was a joke. Yes I know that the other day I said that saying that it was a joke was a joke too, but it wasn't a joke, the claiming was the real joke. Sorry.
>>541695258>C6>ClaimedIt should have been meRedhag's womb should have been mine
>>541724610Whats the ideal post to image ratio? I posted 10 images so i will make 10x imageless posts later
>>541725490I somehow figured after look at the submission but if you want I can consider it real and use in the collage, or doing another submission :^) Otherwise I will open up the square on the 15th with the others.>>541725746You had 2 months anon! If you really want to do it wait until the end of the month and I'll open C6 up again if one of the /doko/ anons don't pull through.
Yostar, give me bratty elf.
>>541725746>>541726463Oops confused C6 or C2, the original point still stands. If you really want to do a womb image you can do C2 if things don't pan out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWseKK3XvI
>>541724245Still can not believe this is THE worst Xenia emote
COME AND SAVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEECOME AND SAVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEECOME AND SAVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEECOME AND SAVEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEE
_______ loves me, this I know, for the logs tell me so. Little ones to _______ belong; we are weak but _______ is strong!
Florb
>>541727991
queue!
>>541728429I'm queueing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvTb1VgABw8
And all you see are the cards that you can't playAnd you thought you′d get away with these gamesAnd all you see are the cards there in your handAnd you thought that you had everything planned
2/4 queue!
>>541704742>>541704520>wait 120 seconds to post>gotta pee>3 randos from mjg waiting for my ggYeah...
Team tourney is dead
3/4
[Yameii] Toilet-bound Hanako-kun - S02E24 v2 [English Dub] [CR WEB-DL 1080p] [744BEF9A] (Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun 2 | Season 2 | S2) cynthia-7.png
>>541729614was he the ghastly clogger
>>541729226Why would I want to risk my team's score? Everyone else is down in the dumps except for that one nya~ team. If nobody queues, they can't catch up.
>>541729734
>>541729734All me
I'm stuck with one game this tourney. Lame
Majsoul Friends Room 72738(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72738
Queue up ~nya keks
>>5417310682/4
>future Japanese Prime Minister is a motorbike enthusiast
>>5417310683/4
Even when its not qualis all the burger hours games are done on Day 1
>>541731068going for food. 4th player is taking forever. kick me if I dont make it back by then
>>541731730Come back. Full room now
>>541731915give me 2 min! food is heating
I'll play my games on Thursday
>>541726434750:375
>>541731915dang i wanted to joins
>>541733440Made a game myself if anyone is interested stillMajsoul Friends Room 68874(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68874might be a wait if people are already playing
>>541734447One more
>>541734786full
>>541731068GG
>>541731068gg
>>541731068gg very relaxing game
>>541731068bgichigim-0.png
>>541735857What is a relaxing game of mahjong for you?
>le... tameron
I know someone IRL who posts on /mjg/. What do?
>>541736356challenge him to single combat and add his flow to your own
>>541736356
>>541736214When I say so.
>>541734447gg and gn
I can feel the nausea incoming but I need to go outside and drive
>>541734447game over, it was a blow out
>>541734447gg
>>541737032>>541737126>>5417371273 GGs, waiting on the final one.
>>541737208The shadowrealmed can't gg.
>>541737208you wouldnt gg either if you got tameroned into busting
>>541737332>>541737378No, you need to constantly grateful and satisfied with every game you play regardless of the outcome or the player's manners. See M-League.
>>541737475if m-leaguers assaulted women with their butts, would you do it too?
>>541737378name and shame
>>541737378Name both tameronner and non-gger. Both are guily.
>>541737378Acceptable reason
>>541737586Yes, but I would be the one assaulted, by Okada.
>>541739281Anon, she's gonna kill you and steal your skin...
>>541739376Yes
>>541739581Damn this is so funny
>>541739581you can just tell how unfunny this joke already is
bravo flet
Good morningReminder that the math tourney signups are still open until the end of the weekhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-QDont be a hibiki and forget to signup!
I won't forget this time. Aru's singing me up.
>mathYeah, no.
>>5417399743?
>math
What are these 1-9 options in the form
i will play without formula
>>541740612Whichever's the good one, I'll leave it in your very capable hands
>>541740752pick 7 for god mode
I haven't had homework in almost 2 decades, what do I put in there
>>541741025what this emote tries to convey?
>>541741237
>Default rules except no busting so games continue until end of S4 even if someone is in the negativesthis seems like a really bad idea some games will last hours
>>541741462This is normal for tournies though???
No busting is fun. We get to see people go -30k and memepost about it in the thread.
I need to bust
>>541741603but in this tournament some people want to win and some people want to lose so if you get 1 person that wants to win and 3 that want to lose it won't end
bustin makes me feel good
doko or I'm going to bed
Go to bed
but I need to jong
*loud mating call*
>check logs>not a single team tournament match played todayguess I'm grinching
>>541742235
>>541742235mating
this is my call to go to bed
No hannah poster has ever made anything even resembling a good post.
>>541742475>>541742476>02:08:10>sequential digits
>>541742475>>541742476
Majsoul Friends Room 57968(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57968
>>5417431673/4
Green apple is best flavor
IChugSoda
I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy
>>541743324we could have been playing mahjong in minecraft by now
>>541741237hacking (forma medieval)
MahjongMadeMeWatch
>queue for your last game of the math tourney qualifiers>get joined with someone who's just barely edging you out to qualify>look at his testsheet, he gets negative points for this game, so it's fine if you just let him win>he wins easily>look at the sheet>turns out the sheet wasn't updated and he actually got ^2 points for this gameYou just know this is going to happen to at least a few people.
KageJitsu collab nextShadowAlphaBetaAlexiaEpsilon
literally everyone will ignore the formulas and gun for 1st place, gimmickshits be damned
Gimmick tourney in which your points only count if you use Steve or if you ron a Steve, but if both then you only get points * 0.5
og score>formula score
gimmick tourney but at the end of the game 1 player gets +50 uma and another 1 gets -50 uma based on RNGthe randomness will cancel out the existing randomness, making mahjong more skill based
>>541743872*teleports behind you* is even cringier than sbeve
>>541743872Would be great.
>>541743872I would become __a t o m i c__ with my spending if this actually happened.
>>541743872>>541744171you fucking bitch assholes i have never heard of this shit ever and /mjg/ is going to pretend AGAIN like this is the greatest thing since sliced bread and we ALL consumed this when we were teenagers in the early 2000s along with everyone else in the high school anime club
>CrinJitsu
>>541743872>people actually watch this slop
>>541744413It came out in 2022 thoughbeit, so I dread for anybody announcing they were teenagers watching this shit.If this applies to anybody reading this, go the fuck back zoomer/alphanigger/whatever you are.
this is what we actually want without contention
>>541744648would be amazing
>>541744648
>>541744732you are a flat hag whose opinion is irrelevant
>>541744648I remember watching this in my teenage years
>>541744648>that head
me waiting for the cromartie collab
>>541744648>Bocchi aired 9 years agoTime surely flies fast
>>541744648>weFrank can have it for the slums
>>541744648>bocchi the redditgirls band cry is the only of its kind to actually be good
Are event characters gone for good once it's over? I love Toru...
>>541743872I remember watching this in my teenage years
imagine
>>541745068ok next you'll tell me that hitoribocchi was better toohave you considered that popular things can be good?
>>541745179i'll take this instead
>>541744413I didn't watch the adaptation but it's an alright read by isekaislop standards
>>541743462What is stopping you
>>541745207>have you considered that popular things can be good?can, but aren't necessarilybocchi is good only for like 3-4 episodes at which point it stops pretending she now owns a haremat the very least its better than k-on for actually being music-focused and not making it a running gag that its a music manga where they spend more time drinking tea than doing music
>>541745337this one's too based for yostar
>>541743462We can, just join the server
>>541745337if this got a collab /mjg/ would be overrun by transsexuals in record time
>>541744560Eminence took it's cringe and wore it on its chest with pride. It's something that new weeb generations forgot about and will never understand but older generations welcome warmly.
>>541745534Drink bleach.
>>541743167GG
>>541743167good to the games
>>541745383>>541745484you didn't fix it>>541690490>>541691735show me how you join "minecraft.doko.life" right now
>>541743167gg ichihime-10.png
For me it's Zombieland Saga.
>>541743167GG thx for the win
>>541745804He is right thoughbeit trannies love that anime
Can I get three other queuers PLEASE
>>541746061I didn't sing up
>>541745908no it's not
>>541744648I want to roll for Ryou
>>541746061But the math tourney hasn't started yet?
>>5417460612/4!
WAR is in queue for at least 20 minutes
>>5417460613/4!
I'm busy queueing Tenhou and I never singh'd up
>>541745896See that is the issue. That isn't the right ip. The IP right now is just numbers. I will change it to that one soon. I was a bit busy todayIf you know where to look you can find it.
>>541746916Easy Pirates win.
>>541746916Will bookbro NOT get 4th this hanchan?
>>541746916Aaaaaa I love Mizuhara.
>>541747051>If you know where to look you can find itso you're talking about "server.doko.life:26975"or some unknown variation of 26975that is literally the only number that can be found ON THE ENTIRE ARCHIVE RELATED TO MINECRAFThttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/qb.v.vg.vm.vmg.vp.vrpg.vst/text/minecraft%20doko/and it doesn't workis the code here? hidden in this 4han thread?https://4han.moe/11161>Eventually we will have enough people to play mahjong in Minecraftwhy are you making me and multiple other anons ask you about this?
>>541747051>That isn't the right ip.>>1983767you just told me that was the right address
>>541747515I thought it was. At least it should have been.
>>541747621so you're asking me to find an unknown ip address that is just numbers and also doesn't work and you're also lying to mewhere would i possibly look
>4/3/3/3/3/3Just derank me already so I can go on hiatus.
>>541747725Could be worse
>>541747794That is, in fact, not worse.
>>5417460614/4 but not started. Queue!
>>541747794I've had worse. Its just best not to talk or acknowledged it.
Time to get started on my Arts and Crafts entry and absolutely shit on the rest of you.
>>541748138didn't read lol
>she just get started
check this outone kaavi
>>541747882I want to watch but won't join until started to not get your hopes up
>Xe hasn't been working on xer entry for the past yearamateur
>>541748331:(
>>541748321this isnt kaavi
>>541746061Started
I HAVE NO ARTS AND CRAFTS IDEAS
Have they ever done event character reruns? I just started...
>>541744648>we
>>541748513Outside of Troonki collab and Hat there have been no reruns.
>>541748513Saki and the hat girl.
>>541748508sock puppet show
What drawthread are you guys going to create your OC from?
>>541748513You did, huh? I'm Miko. Wanna play together?
>>541748513Only Saki's and Hat I think
>>541748719Do I join a room?
>>541748786Yeah, mine.
Get away from him lascivious Miko
>>541748508just draw something
It's fair.
Is steam fucking up for anyone else? I can't launch a damn thing
>>541749018I'm still trying to launch on browser/windows/steam to watch the game
>>541749018https://steamstat.us/
>steam is doing weekly maintenance from the night from monday to tuesday for the past 20 fucking years>IS IT FOR ANYONE ELSE?????
>>541749363This is not the usual Tuesday maintenance though
>basedjak posting
>>541743872And my autistic wife Eta!
god DAMN IT
>>541749015uhhh just git gud
>>541739581
Can whoever's watching let me know who's higher on the scoreboard, WAR or Whales?
don't tell him
>>541749903joko doko?
>>541749903Joko?
what is this rigged bullshit
>>541749903bravo flet
>-228.4if 0 kms
Steamed Hats...
gomen
>>541750298reroll
>>541750348goddamnit
>>541749903Few comics these days have such a masterful grasp on the comedy as Flet. At once unreal and yet all too real, I'm sure readers will have felt like Ling has in their mahjong experience. By invoking 'ATK', the reader is brought back to his fond memories of the Winner's Path minigame introduced by Catfood not long ago. The idea that paid skins could give such powers, the comedy comes in the absurdity of the idea! In a simple 4koma, Flet leaves you with the reminder that in mahjong, anything can happen. That, and a wry smile. A titan of the industry, his latest release will leave you breathless. All one can say is: Bravo, Flet. Bravo.
>>541749903What if flet is making flat jokes on purpose?
>>541749363Where's your fans these past few days, you've been flatlining, its fan count collection day.
>>541750298Rerolling so you kill yourself
>>541751280
>>541751280holy based
>>541751209I can't see the joke, flat or not. I cannot even understand what the plot is.
>>541751280I kneeru
>>541751214But I'm 2nd in the october so far?
>go 2nd because I refuse to open my handI need to channel my inner nyagger if I want to rank up
Horsey go brrrrrrrrrr!!1
>>541749903>the two times my main showed up in this comic he got bulliedｵﾜﾀ
I feel it in my bonesEnough to make my system blowWelcome to the new age, to the new ageOh I'm radioactive, radioactive
>>541752405
Has anyone on /mjg/ who actually rolled a 0 to kms actually killed themselves?I hope they do, suicide is a serious matter and should not be joked about.
I was only pretending to be retaruded
>>541719072Here's what mahjong taught me about B2B sales:1. Read the "bakyou"
>>541752683whenever I rolled a kms I meant "kreate more semen", or in other words: jack off
evens goonodds masturbate0 kms
>>541752849You should stream it. I'm bored and want a telly.
It's a bit painful when unfunny people try to make jokes.
>>541752940
>>541752940Its hard to be as funny as you trying to post seriously I know
>>541752940is this about flet?
but flet is funny
>>541753150That's hilarious
>>541751919Kress
>>541753912?
Hey, Musa. What are some words to rhyme with "bigger" and "digger"?You sound like the type to know.
>>541754069he's aboriginal
>>541754145What's so unoriginal about him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ZVyJiYpjQ
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
>>541754676
>>541749903Funny
>>541749903I rather have Dobson do the comics than flet at the very least the inflated blue bear could be shitposted
Anyone who likes koromo as much as flet does is a good guy in my book.
>>541755814what would dobson think about koromo
yes
>>541736356heeeyyyyyy
Where does Mahjong fit on this
I think ojous are simply cringe.
>>541756484
>>541756447Riichi mahjong = hold'emEvery other kind = five card draw
>>541756447Between slots and poker.
>>541756447Mahjong is just rummy, so wherever you'd put rummy (probably pretty close to poker)
Oh, you got a loicense for that masturbation, m8?
>>541756643No, what are you gonna do? Mate me?
>>541756447mahjong should be in the middle and poker between slots and mahjong
>>541756865and you should remove chess from the picture, because chess is about pattern recognition and memorizing plays, not about skill
>>541756643right here
Next league I am drafting the biggest retards to one team and then grinching.
>>541757419the /jong/ team already did that this league
Kuro is an ugly punchable nigger
League is increasingly turning into a humiliation ritual of OC and play shaming. I'm not going to participate anymore.
>>541757632good
>>541757516>Even managed to convince TO to let them cheat to bring in a pinch retard in the middle of the league.
>>541757618Kuro is a cute kissable nigger
why isn't there a luckshitting stat
>>541757721There is it, it's called tsumo rate.
>>541757721ura dora
If you rape Yagiyui, would she even put up any resistance? Would she just stare at you with those empty emotionless eyes all the way?
>>5417564475 wins in a row is a luck. 10 games without 4th place is a skill. 20 games without 4th place is a skill and luck.
>>541757772There are Fu Ji romance novels?
PON YEEHAW
>>541758403Panda would say this
>>541758736>Panda*Sally
>>541758403wtf she's not actually saying yeehaw??
GLORIOUS DAY
>>541757632>humiliation ritual of OCBut frank praised all OC this year and the oc that was produced after was generally well received?
half-suji man
>>541758860Yes, she has actually been saying pony haw all this time.
>bookbro's position on the leaderboards: 40
show me your cutest mizuhara
other bookbro isn't doing well either
>>541759543Which one is this?
pffthaha mizuhara still shit
>>541759940now she's going to win jinxbro...
>>541759667kobago
>bookbro actually didn't deal in after being chased
Today, ma'am, it's your money and your life
>>541760001Writing a mahjong book must confer negative flow or something because Daigo isn't doing too well either.
ma'am
>>541760089
mizuhara feels older recently
>ma'am
>that pirates haipaithe rigging is becoming too obvious
friendly rate in generals feels lower now than ever... /mjg/ has fallen
1 woman in table always get easiest hands
>>541758403TSUMOOOOOOOOOOO BIRTHDAY BEN!
>>541748508Draw banana doing a split.
>>541761420ong /mjg/ fell off fr
based beastkek bluff making everyone else fold
>>541752683It means "kiss my sister", dumbass idoru.To be fair though, depending on the sister the result may be the same.
>>541756447>chess:>skilllLmao genetics isnt a skill
My sister doesn't let me kiss her anymore.
Kiss me (Kiss me)Futari douji ni koi shita karauketomete yo ne
it's time for more pirates bullshitcall it in
>>541762270>letYou need to do it in her bed after about 30 minutes of listening her breathing to make sure she's properly asleep, and do it softly like a feather falling on her lips.After doing this every day for about two weeks, you'll likely start noticing some changes in her behaviour.
>le mizuhara riichi every other roundyawn
how is this character sexier than every single one of frank's ntr-coded big tit bimbo whores?
>>541762712plump thighs + pantyhose + short skirt + legs crossed + looking at you like you're trash
>>541762712You can see the desperation on frank's .pngs
>>541762712>>541762816The slut collar adds to it.
>>541762712A woman who is unconsciously attractive is almost always more attractive than one who is consciously lascivious. Sex up a girl too much and she stops being hot and just becomes trashy, and that's the line frank keeps crossing.
>>541763031Is that why MJS features so many attractive children?
>>541762712>calling other characters NTR coded while posting HER
>>541695132I'm going to make another /mjg/ colony in /vst/
>>541763031absolutely this
>>541763182what the fuck is /vst/ i've never even heard of thatwhy are there so many /v/s nowim getting too old
Stop with those overdesigned big breasted sluts frank. When will you understand that Kanna is the sexiest RC characters?
>>541763362i've made better animations than that for arts and crafts
BOOKBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541763031sex
double back
>>541763493you made aurorakoromo-0.gif?
Should I bother getting any of these I can't decide
>>541763493Old emote animation were shit yeah. But the new one are overanimated instead so.
>>541762712erotic OLs simple asno chorizo tho por favor
>>541763601>charactermeh>character (imouto)holy sex
>>541763658SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>>541763658What am I your accountant?
>>541763658swimsuit harunaswimsuit momoswimsuit yuzuswimsuit steven
pfft that mizuhara pursuit really backfired
>>541763975i've read it as mizuhara swimsuit because of anon above
>>541763628I made Redline (2009)
>>5417636581(one)
>>541762712RC's designs are tasteless for the most part
so close bookbros...
>2nd by 300Oh nyoooooooWhy didn't you riichi doragon?
another deserved pirates 4th
Why didn't you riichi your sanmenchan you retard
Nooo, don't looook!!
>>541764932NTR coded
>>541764932panda is the sex relief character
Shitting liquid
>lady berserk>nitoryu bulldozer
>wake up>open the abema app>phone post about how watching m-league is ruining my life>go toil
I clogged it
I'm the camera.
>>541767510she looks like a hag with that hair
>>541767569>she looks like a hagftfy
mizuharapan
just fold bro
is mari wife material
no
>>541770014what were they thinking with this ad?
>>541770162thinking?
>>541770206Snake?
Shogiman...
>wake up>make breakfast >mari is winninggood start to my day
easy sashikomi
>>541767141the toiler..
wasn't asapin supposed to be here today
>>541771202monday was yesterday
>>541771202oh wait that was yesterday
Is it over for them
they're all starting to hit the Japanese wall
>>541771743>starting
>>541771743I can understand the rest but what the hell happened to the beastkek adeptchad?
>>541763182Well anon? Where is it?
>>541771743It's the lighting in the new interview section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3uw53jUz0s
>>541772439mahjong?
Purple is an ugly color.
>>541772492read his shirt
>>541772517
When M-League gets taken over by child prodigies I will watch
>>541772826>gets taken over by child prodigies>igarashiharuna-10.png
>heeeeyyyyyy illyachan look at this new app I downloaded in my phone yesterday!
I just got my master's degree
>le...bravopost!
Don't play rankedFull moon tonight
>>541773539What now? Finding work?
is this a new kind of looping from 500 to 1000 at E3
>>541773761God I hope not
https://jiggie.fun/FCZTRLmahjong
WWYD
hey alright
>>541774398tsumo
>>5417743982s
>>541774398Take your 12,000.
>>5417743984s go for sandoko
>>541773393
>>541773539time to apply for a doctorate and start schizoposting on /mjg/congrats anon
>>541774275wj
>>541774275lock it next time retard
>>541775442nyo
>>541774645>>541774735>>541774825>>541774994終わりだな
>>541775645retard
>>541774275https://jiggie.fun/o30ShIsex jiggie unlocked
>>541752683Yes, I did it once
>>541773539was it worth it
>>541776487It didn't cost me anything
>he thinks time is free
>>541776789I would have had to wage if I wasn't going to the university which would have taken up about 3 times as much time so yeah I actually saved time
>>541776789Nobody posting in this general cares about wasting time, buddy
eh?
>>541777932
>>541775875wj
>>541775875>join sex jiggie>it's actually gay sex jiggie
evens joodds jong0 jo+ng
>>541779898cute panda
>>541777507So that's what they needed the picture for
RanWarukanai ne
TsumoBirthday
Chiiyeehaw
>>541759027Rewatch the video and listen to his tone. Frank was emotionally detached and just going through the motions.
>>541777507Isn't that the cheese pizza game?
>gifted membership for rook7Noice.
collab when
>>541785259>PS3 sprites
>>541785353its good sprites sir
>>541785353>preferring the ham hands sprites
>>541785620NTA, but ham hands are just great, it's simply how it is.
>>541785620
Ham hands?
>>541785620Come here mikotroon
>>541786258sovl
>>541781107game is pretty funny so far
Looks like someone is ready for the Gintama collab
>names
>>541786825I remember it being the most boring and forced thing in the history of ever.
>>541786928i...dont get the reference
>>541788091
*hic*
>>541788459john who?
>>541788770The man who made dual wielding pistols look coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wYCh5nxyCI
>>541788091In Gintama, there is an "arc" about thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-Zus2zSug
>>541788770johngle deez nuts
>>541788582leave the bar, anon. You got work to do tomorrow
>>541789112Dual wielding pistols was always cool, it's just gun pedants that don't know how to have fun and ruin it for everyone else with their "um, ackshually"s
I was gonna buy a game today, but I guess I won't
>buy
>>541790629You're right. I'm pirating it now.
I'm thinking of buying a new phone. Is the Fold 7 any good?
>>541790936Kek
>buying>new>phone
>>541790936For me it's the Push 7 because I'm not a betaori cuck
for me, its the nokia 3310
For me it's BlackBerry
For me it's motorola
is /mjg/ filled with greatest technicians that hot air mircosoder their 10 year old android whenever it refuses to live??
For me it's whatever mid tier china slop is currently at offer at my local electronics store when I need a new one
for me it's literally nothing, why would I need a cellphone when I don't leave my house
>>541791467I don't believe in smartphones, but yes
>>541791623what about when you need to order takeoutslop that will kill you in 30 years?
>>541791763I haven't ordered takeout in almost a decade and I did it with a landline
>>541791467I do that, yes.I refuse to let my stuff die.
>landline
Landlines today are what faxes were a decade ago.
>landmine
>faxes were a decade ago.does he know
shan't trust VoIP, they'll have to pry my landline out of my cold dead hands
>Mom answers the phone in the middle of a match>connection drops
Smartphones are nice because it makes watching porn convenient
>>541792743None of you are actually old enough to remember dial-up, surely?
>>541793153Some extremely rural areas still use it believe it or not
>>541793153I played starcraft on 56k and nobody could call my family.
>>541792860I only watch porn on my vr headset
>>541793153I had dial up until 2006
>>541793153My aunt got mad at me once because she needed to use the phone and I had been playing Guild Wars all day.
>>541793153like the other guys said my parents used to get pissed at me because people couldn't call while I was talking about anime, pokemon and sonic with other nerds, we had dial up until 2008
Men call me Dark Tenpai, and I am of the night.
>anons in the teams tourney played one game, got 1st once and then stopped playing, which cemented their teams scores at the topHow is that fair?
>>541794626just get 1st twice
>>541794626stop your homeless anon from playing more games
>>541794765just kill yourself
Queued
>>541795092Proof?
>>541794818He can still redeem himself.
>>541795139Nevermind then
>a&c tourney alreadyfuck
queued
>>541695132>math tourney>get perfect 0 >/0>TO explodesamaekoromo-0.png
>>541793762Mesmer in gw1 was the best thing I ever played in an online game and nothing will ever come close to it.
>>541795665I'll use the squeeze theorem to squeeze your fucking neck
You're not you when you're hungry
>do everything digitally>bad luck caves my skull in>repeat over and overTiresome game.
>>541795624unqueued, nobody seems to care
Silent Hill f - A Lesson in How to Disrespect the Player's Time
>>541797207>>541797207>>541797207
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