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Thanquol soon, friends!

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Time to break out the real king of /twg/

>Legend quitting
I wonder how many people got exposed to this franchise from him.

>Processes that could ostensibly not fail, fail
>It's the unit cap factions failing to recruit when they could not have recruited a unit they don't have the cap for
>Cost effective formula
>Somehow this ripples down to lords failing to choose the appropriate stances
Shit's on fire yo the amount of cope

Can someone redpill me on the Greenskins? I have tried playing them multiple times but I just bounce off them for some reason

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https://suno.com/song/4446c3e6-7c1e-40c1-81bb-38940e93edce

thread theme for another TOTAL LEGEND VICTORY

frfr shit wack niqqa

>>541702906
The new lord has some cool effects other than that it's mostly a drown them in shitstacks faction rather than individual unit power

>>541702857
And did they even mention the mid/lategame AI armies blobbing around their cities, doing nothing?

Ecelebs are faggots, shit on CA for being incompetent morons, not because some attention seeking eceleb faggot told you to.

Volound Won

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My goodness... It just keeps going downhill.

>>541702978
on god bruh no cap

>>541702742
>/twg/
He's an Elden Ring character albeit

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>>541703025
but how will anons form parasocial relationships with 40yr autistic manchildren?

>>541703064
This has nothing to do with the game.
CA is under attack by bigots who just want them to fail for political reasons.

TCAL IS FINISHED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh8k9wAkhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh8k9wAkhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh8k9wAkhM

>>541702906
Greenskins are a simple pleasure race. You have to really like orcs and/or goblins, and watching them fight battles. Picking the right faction is important too, because they all specialize in something
>>541703008
shitstacks is only true with goblin-based armies, orc armies can be upgraded with scrap to be quite elite

How many fuck ups have they had with this fucking game?
Why can’t they just relent and put even 1 more team from unannounced games that don’t have dates onto wh3 to salvage the situation?

>>541703064
Literal reviewbomb orchestrated by some bald nazi. I hope Steam deletes all the recent negative reviews.

>>541703024
Not directly they say that the ai issues causes them to fail to take any aggressive actions whatsoever which would include blobbing in one city and doing nothing by proxy

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>>541703353
WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING CHUDBROS

It's funny to imagine how many DLCs CA was originally projecting to put out when you take into account the pace from the first ill-fated roadmap. How many would we be at now, 15? If by some miracle they actually kept pace?

team OvN is blowing the cuckdevs out of the water when it comes to adding content

>>541702781
About 90% of current /twg/ posters as well as a vasy majority on every platform, man had reach others wish they could have. For me it was MrSmartDonkey however

What could they do that would make you give WH3 a positive review?

>>541703359
greenskins suck dude it's like playing skaven but using nothing but clanrats

>>541703353
what happened to quitting

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>>541702393
That isn't the lastest news, please don't just mindlessly copy the old OP
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issues

>>541703571
5+ Empire DLCs

it was a steam recommendation for me

>>541703571
Squash the bugs release the dlc I guess what else could they do

>>541703571
add in sqvire to the game

>>541703521
Most of us have been playing since Rome 1 though.

>>541703571
Rework fucking Bretonnia

>>541703649
>Radoslav Borisov
the slavest slav to ever slav it up

>>541703571
Nothing because I'm done giving positive and negative reviews. There's no point. If I give a negative I'll have to revert to positive in order to encourage good behaviour, but then they'll fuck it up again.

Enough about legendoftotalwar
Which female LL would willingly go into a cave full of tentacle rape monsters?

Oh yeah I need to go write my negative review in support of Legend'a martyrdom, I have like 1.1k hours on this shit game so itll hold more weight than most of the CAshills who only have half that time

>>541703587
basic orc boyz will mog on clanrats on turn 1, and be buffed much further than the furshits ever could

>>541703587
greenskins get good cavalry, chariots and monsters as soon as tier 2

>>541703192
thats a dude

you guys just cut another dlc so 2 factions would start recruiting again instead of just playing a campaign somewhere else
I HOPE you're proud of yourselves

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>>541703363
>The awful launch
-RoC
-broken autoresolve
-supply lines bug
-crashes
>They basically abandoned the fucking game (for 6 months?) untill chaos dlc and IE released
-Some races and factions like DEs, Nakai were completely unplayable
>Chaos Dwarfs price fiasco
>Shadows of Change price and value shitshow
>MUH PREMIUM PRICED DLC
>"Give us more money or we wont make more dlc"
These are all i can remember right now. Its been a wild ride.

>>541703837
Miao Ying.

>>541703613
he literally said his last video will be on 1st of january 2026

>>541703571
Rework Bretonnia and give the VC some fucking love, neither of those factions have had fucking anything.

>>541703008
Individual unit power develops from scrap upgrades but yeah, its pretty much this

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>>541704009
his last **total **war video

>>541703613
Legends never dieeeee(quit)

>>541703913
you gotta check under the loincloth to be 100% sure anon...

They should have just gone back to the wh2 AI and remove some AI cheats so you can see wild stuff like tilea kill kit and sartosa and vashnar conquest carving out an empire
The current one is bugged to hell and back and too sterile and castrated

>>541704009
So he's attention whoring, got it

>>541704253
rogue armies in wh3 are a fucking joke and yet no one cares

>Legend called us Fuckers once more in his retirement video
bros...

3K would be the best TW game if it wasn't for the single entity generals.

>>541704341
They only exist for tk/vc missions

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Say my name!
SAY MY NAME!

>>541704253
>too sterile and castrated
This is what the playerbase asked for after launch, if you recall.
The bitching over "anti-player bias" (being attacked by the AI) was intense.

>legend gave a shoutout to /twg/ in his recent video
wow what a nice guy

>>541703571
Castrating the development team live which is probably the sole dailt working on the game

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>>541704341
I quite like them, especially the College of Pyrotechnics

>legend called Athena a dumb troon and said he'd fuck Madison in his most recent video
wew he really stopped giving a fuck.

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>still haven't bought WH3 because I've been waiting over 3 years for them to finish it
Watching this fucking shitshow, my decision feels more and more cathartic for each month goes by.

>>541704445
>"anti-player bias"
That shouldnt effect AI fighting each other tho. At some point in the game AI just completely gives up, huddles all its armies to one spot and waits.

>>541704445
they could have removed the nerfs to the ai while also getting rid of the anti player bias. The first ai beta they did before empsissies cried about it was a near perfect balance.

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>Bugs bugs bugs and more bugs

>having played Total War since before 6.2
>thinking of getting back into it, rechecking all my mods, etc
>this happens
Goddamn. Shit's wild. How have you fags been coping anyways? I last played in March or April I think.

>>541704779
tyranids?

So you have to play on 6.2 to play at all since 6.3 broke everything
Cool

>>541704502
Really? do you have a timestamp?

>>541704807
>Hear about a decent looking patch and get excited
>Download the game
>Play for 20 turns
>Run into a retarded bug and/or not working feature and/or lobotomized AI
>Delete the game
This was me since OoD released. I just want Neferata and working AI and then i want off this ride.

>>541704771
Which patch was that? Might downpatch to experience it again

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Which faction would treat animals like this?

>>541705346
Cathay

>>541705131
it was a 2 week beta patch, not sure if you can access or not
it was earlier this year, some time after 6.1 maybe?

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Total War: Warhammer 3 was my first Total War game

>>541704445
All they had to do was not make the AI literally travel across the planet ignoring their enemies on their doorstep to attack the player.

>>541703571
>make Alith Anar, Markus Wulfhart, and Oxyotl's missiles act like artillery missiles so theyre on par with the Sisters as ranged Lords
>rework Bretonnia and the Dark Elves
>release Empire Foot Knights (Sword and Shield) and (Halberd) as FLC units for The Empire
>make Toddy and The Red Duke functional LLs like they promised during their pre-release streams for WH3
>split balance between MPfags and SPkings so that changes that happen for MPfags dont happen to normal SP campaigns
>every faction now lets you choose what your starting generic hero's trait will be instead of being RNG, the rest will still be RNG
>actual minor faction potential (get more chances to see minor factions hold their own, confederate or even wipe out LL factions instead of rare occurences)
>fix the WH1 gate bug
>fix many big unit animations (Belakor, Nakai, Arbaal) so they arent constantly whiffing like they did with Frost Wryms
>a minimum of 6 FLC units every year and at least 1 LL and LH too

>>541705346
>water drop torture
Dark Elves

>>541704807
I haven't run into any issues honestly. I keep getting doomstack AI and have actually been challenged. I think I'm just lucky.

>>541705542
>Cathay gives me vision of zhatan over in china
>Declare war on zhatan for free money
>He somehow 40 turns later sends a stack all the way to castle drakenhof while ignoring everything else in the way
Lmao

>>541705449
based new blood

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>>541705606
all of these are fixed by modders
except for the MP stuff but really who the fuck plays MP lmao

>>541705792
It would piss me off to no end during my Empire playthroughs, some chucklefuck in the Southlands would declare war on me and 30 turns later would be three doomstacks near Black Fire Pass because apparently they just never got attacked while going through the entirety of the Southlands and Badlands.

LegendofVolound

>>541706176
>two attention seeking faggots in one

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>>541705346
Bretonnia. The horses outrank the peasants, and some lesser nobles (they know who they are).

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>>541706002
>all of these are fixed by mod-
Stopped reading, mods should never be a necessity lile the SFO creator (aka the king of WH mods) declared

>>541703571
Release ToT and then End Times with Nagash, Neferata and Thanquol free hero (everything else is whatever they want)
And then focus solely and exclusively on AI fixes. Never release another fucking change to SP in terms of units or mechanics ever again. Let Modders handle it.

>>541705695
The AI is at its best now throughout all of WH3's history, except that TK and Lizard AI are completely broken. So if you're not near either of them you can have a good time still not as good as WH2 though

>>541706176
Legendheads and Voloundmeisters are going to unite under one banner

>>541706478
WH3 is still objectively better than WH2 purely because Chaos is actually fun to play. And the Order factions actually put up a fight, except when Vlad destroys half the fucking Empire, as he tends to do somehow.

whats Loremaster of Sotek's opinion on all this? I remember that he's always had good takes on these things

>>541706726
let's find out
>>541706726
what's your opinion on all of this?

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>>541703773
>Rework fucking Bretonnia
Based and chivalrypilled.

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>Wanted to come back to playing the kusogame after not having played since gorbad release
>Actual shitshow patch

>>541707220
The game runs fine if you roll back to 6.3 and use the CBFM which brings over the shit from 6.3.1 without breaking Kangs or other factions.

>>541707220
If you play in the Old World or East you never would have even noticed (me I love The Old World)

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>we sorry
>leddit eats it up again
Kek, wh3 is really maintained by a skeleton crew of 3 bulgarian dudes NOW.
How the fuck do you need to delay a dlc just to fix A.I
Put this company out of misery, saudiArabicHAD

Is that >>541702390 the famous Lusty Skink Maid ???

>>541707757
Average skink ambassador to human lands

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>>541705346
Nurgle with toads.

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>>541702179
More like no soul because already dead.

>>541708069
are the animal-like daemons sentient? can they like talk and shit

legend this is getting out of hand you need to stop

legend of total war more like legend's wifes an ugly whore

What if the sun shoots out a giant laser beam and wipes out the planet Earth before the DLC comes out?

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https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79
> Hotfix 6.3.2 is presently scheduled for release next week. It entered the first phases of our testing earlier today and is showing positive signs of providing an improved experience to the game.
>News on Tides of Torment will take a back seat until we’ve resolved this issue. We’re looking forward to giving you your first complete look at this next DLC, but fixing this comes first.

>>541708782
Agreed. It's time to leave CA behind, folks
>NEW DLC ZOGCHOW COMES OUT
>RECORD SALES

In the end, Legend won...

>>541708905
D
E
L
A
Y

>>541708897
that would be quite a feat

>>541708939
..the baldness award

>>541708905
>showing positive signs of providing an improved experience to the game.
>positive signs
It doesn't actually fix it, does it

The French word for Delay is Retard....

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>>541708409
>Talk.
Probably not.
>Shit
Of course.

>>541709121
He cute

>>541708939
... by making CA pivot one last time

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>>541708905
>entered the first phases of our testing earlier today
>today

If they fuck up TW:40K will that be the unironic death of TCAL?

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>>541709334
>First phases
>Earlier today
Mfw

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>>541708919
>legends face when

>>541709535
If?

>>541709535
My expectations are extremely low at this point. Wouldn't be surprised if its so terribly done they ACK it before release, and start mass layoffs

why does dlc take them so long? just make some lords, units, quests and shit. the fuck

>>541710130
if its so easy lets see YOU do it buddy

>>541709535
My guess is they will fuck up the next total war game and then the new non total war game or vice versa, and then it will be well and truly over
CA still never recovered from hyenas, and with legend gone they are at their weakest

Do you think constantly fucking with the code by constantly rebalancing units (IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME) at the behest of the 0.5% multiplayer scene could be a contributor?

>>541710130
All work on tw40k
Skeleton crew on wh3 that has at most 2 dlc after this plus ind/khuresh

>>541710605
naw mang dont trip bro

>>541709535
Yeah, considering it's obvious they pulled their assets and manpower into making TW:40K and they are on thin ice after Hyenas.

volound status?

>>541711069
Grim.

>should we send some of our guys from other department to help the wh3 team
>nah fuck em, Hyena was a fucking success so we are repeating the tactic again, just giving the bare minimum support for a skeleton crew while we triple down on our new total war. It surely without a shadow of doubt will save the franchise, it was revealed to me in a dream.

>>541711240
>>541711069
possibly even grave...

>>541711069
Grimly victorious.

>>541710605
>fucking with the code
>rebalancing units
bro that's just shit in a table lmao

>>541711069
Dire

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Is CA’s official spokesperson really using that profile?

>>541711069
Scottish.

>>541712128
>Does the company behind Hyenas support the alphabet agenda
Is this a serious question?

>>541702857
The 'cost-effectiveness' formula is just a way of telling the AI to recruit the highest-tier unit available for a given role at a given time. You can't tell the AI to spam T5 supermanii because then its brain will break at the start of the game when it only has tier 1 cavemanii. So instead they basically tag each unit's data sheet with a role (ie frontline, cavalry, ranged, artillery) and a value, which leads the AI to want to recruit the highest-value units that it can afford for each role when it fills out an army template. That way it starts the game with shitmanii, but eventually starts recruiting goodmanii and eventually bestmanii.

And it does work. Imo the real problem with TW recruitment aside from the evident bugs, is that the AI will never disband obsolete units to replace them with better ones.

>>541712128
>rainbow logo
>”I AM OBSSESSED WITH TAKING IT UP THE ASS” logo
>when you company is imploding

Holy shit, kek

>>541712295
>Never disband
Yeah that's the main issue I found. You'll find LL that have never lost carrying around garbage disband logic needs to be added

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>edging Slaaneshfags one more week

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best unit in the game btw

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>>541712747
Oopsy, wrong pic sorry.

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I haven't played TWW3 in months because I'm waiting for the next DLC, what the fuck is happening to the game
Give it to me in greentext form as befits pic related

>>541712747
tzeentch daemons are so silly

>>541712470
It's been a problem for a very long time so I don't expect it to be fixed all of a sudden. A funny knock-on effect is that the more the devs use backend sleight of hand to help AI factions with difficult starts survive and thrive, the more you end up with the map being dominated by blobbed up factions with all their armies full of earlygame shitters.

You would need to manually go fight these guys, exterminate all their armies and then peace out without taking ground so they would have an oppourtunity to recruit new ones to replace.

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>>541713426
the main problem is they have not yet removed all rats fom the game

what is the official eta for tot

>>541713794
2 weeks

>>541713426
>rework for ligger and kangz accidentally breaks the entire campaign AI, making the game unplayable
>devs decide not to hotfix broken AI and just wait until the next DLC to fix it
>angry players start posting negative reviews
>CA kowtows and posts a public apology, promising to release a hotfix very soon and throwing up excuses for the delay
>negative reviews continue.

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>>541704164
what will his first stellaris vid be about

>>541713896
how old is this engine

>>541713985
Empire, circa 2009.

>>541713426
I haven't played TWW3 in months because I'm waiting for the siege changes

>>541714082
The siege changes that were essentially "they take an extra turn lol" unless you beeline for your lowest tier siege attacker? Hot garbage.
Out of all the recent betas the only decent one was the first AI beta but it got gutted.

>>541703739
It's true, my uncles exposed me to Shogun 1 and Med 1 about 22 years ago, one of them even got divorced over it

DO NOT DISBAND

>>541714559
Dweeb. My uncle had me play the Fifth Element video game and Tomb Raider.

>ai playing no recruit challenge
>timmy is upset
sorry chuds. the AI can have fun with this game too and he needs it given that he plays against cornercamping nukelaunching faggots like you

>>541713940
he has made stellaris videos before, in fact at one point he was threatening to leave CA for paradox
and recently, he has smugly been saying
>heh
>stellaris
>pretty good game
>heh
it is at least on his radar

>>541714372
>extra tour
Battles played differently because you could no longer climb walls anywhere with any unit, also shorter range towers .

NOT PURCHASING DLC DAY 1?
HE LOST HIS MIND

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>>541713940
>>541714785
>he stops playing a broken game riddled with bugs and buried under a mountain of DLCs that the company keeps churning out instead of fixing the game
>decides to pick up Stellaris

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>trying to cope with twwh3 being unplayable dogshit atm by playing aow4
>its just okay and doesn't come near scratching the itch of blowing up blobs with spells and artillery in warhammer

>>541713896
Radoslav Borisoslav is on the case, don't worry.

>>541715082
in theory, yes

>>541712295
>the AI will never disband obsolete units to replace them with better ones
I have definitely seen some AI armies run home to disband and recruit a couple new units at times. It's actually a bit of a running joke between my brother and I whenever we see it happen. I have also seen Malekith sit around Shroktak Mount with 3 stacks of spearmen for 50 turns doing nothing after vassalizing him. I'll bet it has something to do with vassalizing running the ai close to the red so they never feel like there's enough of a treasury surplus to recruit.

Still, it was interesting to learn that this bug has been in the game since the beginning but all the mechanics were designed to not trigger it as much as possible. That probably explains why beastmen have historically been a non-factor in the campaign. Tough for Sofia who have to clean up someone else's mess while taking all the heat.

>>541703353
>>541704336
He's decided he's repeatedly sacking the settlement and burning every bridge: he built up trust with the community to GRIFT LIKE HELL in the last three months so he can get out of the game with the biggest load possible

Why are RoR only one unit? Fuck you I want native functionality where you can make an army of them

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WHERE ARE THE PYGMIES
COWARDS

>>541716508
they wouldn't be special if you can just spam them

>>541716508
Just say you want instant unlimited global recruitment.

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>>541703098
Discuss killing Chaos

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>>541717249

>>541712295
>>541716108
AFAIK unit disbanding only happens when the AI faction is bankrupt.

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>>541703571
Tomboy impregnation

>>541704779
My granddaughter is so cute

I just took one of the biggest shits of my entire life and it hurt a lot coming out and I feel completely empty now, LLs for this feel?

>>541712295
>shitmanii, but eventually starts recruiting goodmanii and eventually bestmanii.
Sounds like ungormanii, gormanii and bestigormanii which is kinda funny.

>>541718104
Definitely not Nurgle.

>>541718104
any chaos dwarf LL because their roster and campaign design is so utterly soulless that it creates a vacuum from within

>>541717249
He'd 100% end up taking the frenzied flame ending

>>541716108
I think what happens is that AI likes to merge units and sometimes it will make them recruit better variants.

>>541702631
If Total War: Warhammer or CA dies before Thanquol comes out, I will cum: this is literally the best outcome, I hope you livestream your fucking suicide

rude

>>541704582
Would.

>>541703571
They actually add a lot of content to the game with the next DLC, to the point is ridiculous. Like adding a whole new mechanic to the game, something related with tides... the sea... and battles.

>>541717249
I was so disappointed when I found out antichaos man ended up becoming chaos.

DEATH TO ALL ANGLO SCUM

But i'm one of the good ones!
inb4 >implying

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Oh to be a scallywag raiding a vast and ancient necropolis with the boys.

caught wind of some of the recent controversy w/ the lizardmen/tombking ai being broken & neglected for months.
i quit playing (what feels like a year ago), after i started hearing about an improved campaign ai-- is that the update that broke things? aside from that bug, how is it?

>>541723985
would be better if it was all sweaty smelly women desu

Does Cream API work on linux?

>>541703913
Slasnesh doesn't do genders

>>541721192
Oop North are fine

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>>541724459
Too many dilute it. Much better to have a handful of melee mommies.

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>>541716682
Genocided turn 5 by Vlad along all the Halfings.

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>>541724741
Imagine the handjob.

can someone post this on the TW subreddit for me? i dont have the karma to or whatever, i don't use reddit.
but i unironically want a response to this, i want to understand and want serious explanation why.
you can feel free to edit this so its more nice. this is just how i talk

why are gamers so obsessed with the term communication?
you really want more HR revised, elementary school teacher teacher level, safe, apologies and little self deprecating jokes? from a community manager who's paid to be manipulative and can't even do anything? will having some fake timeline crap make the game better? all of the community managers in every game make me cringe so hard I can't even read any of it. all of them, there is no such thing as a good one to me. you know what else makes me cringe? the McDonald's and Wendy's twitter accounts i'm forced to look at sometimes. and you actually want to talk to those people? for what?
the game is broken, ok i started playing bannerlord and watching movies instead. a woman who doesn't even play the game and gets paid to shill writing me an essay won't stop the game from being broken. it's just like psychic damage to look at anything they say. i don't understand you people.
i want the game fixed and i want hotfixes and i want sick dlc, all of that can happen without a bunch of community managers sending me emails about like "lol XD Karl Franz is in da house :3 with a spectacular update!" i'm good bro hahahahaha i don't need it i don't understand.
Communication is not just the least of my worries, but i actively encourage them to never write a community update ever again because they're painful to look at.
they can send surveys and i fill those out whenever i can, i don't want to read their disney marvel crap and embarrassing lies every day. not sure why anybody would.

what if it's not community managers, how about have the helldivers devs talk to us more, come post vague nontent "maybe" and "hmm..." in the discord server more.

>>541725994
because entitlement, and the people crying about muh communications are probably kids, young adults that haven't straightened out yet, and people too passionate about the game. what do they need to have communicated and why? well erm because this other person said so and it made me mad

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All I ask for is a single skaven DLC. That's all it would take to redeem WH3.

>CA thoroughly embarrased due to game ruining bugs on top of their hyper delayed DLC from a series of underwhelmed delayed DLCs that they expect you to pay for, experiencing review bombing and everyone's mockery

Meanwhile cheatfags (for free):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3581474259

>>541717330
>>541718359
No as I said I've definitely seen healthy full stacks of 20 run home, disband a few units and then sit there recruiting something new. It's most obvious with military allies when they upgrade their settlements. Vassals don't seem to show the same behaviour.

>>541728009
>lore accurate cathay music
>*GONG* *fweeeee*

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>Toehul wah is billshit

>>541729159
YAMHOHO
YAM HO

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>>541728009
>a few ligger settlements get conquered for free
>game ruining bug

>>541703571
Ind, Nippon, and Khuresh DLC

>>541730479
>literally every game plays the same now, have to bee line to africa to genocide wurzag so he doesn't steam roll the planet and ruin endgame
>shit literally not working properly since the game came out
>not game breaking
why are you black

>>541730719
I bet you also cried about Grimgor, shitter

>>541731102
sorry I want new campaigns to not be the exact same i guess.

>>541728009
>Some autist composes 1 hour of OST and releases it for free
>Devs took an actual decade to change Norscan voicelines
So this is the power of triple A teams...

empires blessings, yas

>>541731334
They aren't, a handful of minor settlements getting taken for free doesn't affect game balance
WH2 literally had empty ruins in a bunch of Lustrian settlements, it didn't break the game then and it doesn't break the game now
Liggers and Kangz barely even interact with their own factions diplomatically so this doesn't even really change one of their playthroughs much either
The only people upset about this are redditors and eceleb faggots
>Oh no I can't spend 50 turns begging Gor-Rok for a non-aggression pact!
>Game is le heckin ruined!!!

>>541729246
I agree with him on many things but he's one of the most insufferable people on earth. Not being hyperbolic. I can only assume he tones it down in real life because he'd be getting the shit beaten out of him on a daily basis, otherwise. More likely that he's a shutin.

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>>541732123
>Oh no I can't spend 50 turns begging Gor-Rok for a non-aggression pact!

>>541732123
>a handful of minor settlements getting taken for free doesn't affect game balance
except it lets different powers build up or die off at different paces which absolutely affects game balance.
with lizardmen and TK ai active: africa and around it can be held by many different factions that creates a varied experience with each campaign. usually the major factions are still alive and squaring off by turn 80 or so
as it is the entire continent and a little beyond is just wurzag, every time. that's how big of a fucking difference it makes. have you even played a campaign recently?

>>541732823
Have you?
I've seen Skarbrand, Skrag and Volkmar stomp Wurrzag many times

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>>541732823
In WH2 if you had chaos invasion set to legendary (the only acceptable setting), they would completely decimate every settlement north of Ulthuan on both sides of the pond without player intervention. Did that affect game balance having empty settlements everywhere? No, because the AI didn't prioritize settling them. It was literally free real estate for the player. Basically you're a retarded nigger if you can't figure out a way to capitalize on snatching easy land.

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Oh fuck they're coming for me

>>541727717
I used to think thanquol was inevitable, but considering latest developments I've started to think he might not make it. We could pretty well get the slanny DLC and then right to end times, no thanquol to be seen. Oh, I really hope that's the case. Imagine the anal devastation of ratfags.

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The greatest plot twist for me is if pic actually didn't father any Longma but all the others did because pic's closer to humans and thus less likely, while everyone else sees humans much closer to horses.

Total war: Trench crusade

Why is reddit so upset right now?

I have a lore question
Demons are immortal
Humans aren't
How has chaos not won 20 times over

>>541735589
Chaos has infinite retries but not instant respawns. There's mortal characters who can beat scores of daemons and live.

>>541735589
Daemons don't last very long outside of the chaos realms/warp and humanity breeds like rabbits
The real reason is because if chaos wins then the setting fucking ends, which is exactly what happened

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>>541735589
muh great balance

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this guy is a pain in the ass

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>>541702742
Does anyone have the vod for the /twg/ royal rumble a couple years back? The only thing I had left was the Malekith screenshot but I can't find that either

>>541735770
but like a phoenix, the setting came back better than ever

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>>541735963
Just as I posted I found this, please tell me the vod link was saved

>>541734593
a ching chong bing bong

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Dumb bitches. Also it's hilarious how fast Malagor flies

>>541735589
warhammer as a setting works on a backwards logic where the better answers a faction has for that question, the stronger it's allowed to be

CA can't recover from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMBlgFiJ-mE

>>541736457
was there even a massive drop in 24 hour peak

>>541736457
wow that could've been funny if it was a six second joke with gandalf and the balrog falling

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>>541702631
Haven't played the game in years, only checking in to see how /twg/ is reacting to the current shitstorm. Glad you're still fighting the good fight.

>>541709334
>>541709537
wait, they actually test things?

>>541736105
Fuck you if this is real

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Plagued by an unfortunate incident in his past, the elector Count of Ostermark fights all the harder to overcome his enemies and restore his reputation.

>>541735589
They need continuous warp energy to manifest in the real world
doing so is VERY blatant and very fragile
so the unending tides of demons spend 99.9999999% of their time stuck in the warp

>>541735589
I've always assumed chaos gods "winning" is more about enslaving sentient beings so they can harvest their emotions more easily, not about actually winning. This is why endtimes is retarded.

In other news Three Kingdoms is on its biggest sale ever

>>541737995
End times aren't canon for many reasons

>in death, the hero is free of all mortal restraints and vanquishes the villain
LL's for this vibe?

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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

>>541739428
Legend

>>541739428
maybe some tomb king, kislev granny, drycha

>>541703571
reveal whatever they're working on that has made them sack the wh3 team if its worth it or not. If its another Hyenas scam then the studio deserves to burn.

>>541740121
they're working on TW 40k.

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>>541740663
>setting themselves for failure

>>541741139
40k is orders of magnitude more popular than WH fantasy

tbhdesu the fact that 40k is going to require such a big departure from the formula makes me think it's more likely to succeed because CA is clearly deathly bored of making TW games

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>>541741551
>having to coast on IP popularity when the setting would demand such massive shifts that it'll be another dime a dozen shovelwear 40k title except with even more glitches because CA

>>541703571
Fix the fucking bugs actual patch not “hotfix” also DoW

>>541741551
imagine how many models a single guardsman group would have...

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Make sure to preorder Tides of Torment and keep supporting CA. Ignore the Paradox shills.

I don't trust them to fix the AI recruitment without equally fucking something else completely up

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Love this ability. The unit dies after it expires but boy do they rape before they do

>>541743569
probably 200-300 given that WH3 has 200 entity units already