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>>541731940
Post inumusume
>>541732293
this early thread won't last
I'm madly in love
>>541732420Curren is not a slut though
Are we still running the same nine mandatory races in the new scenario? Because I'm getting real tired of the Mainichi Okan.
I'm a slut. Give me an uma wife.
>>541732591nopeonly the URA is unique
>>541732483you can't even type this ironically
>>541732610Why would a manwhore settle for just one
>>541732591I feel represented now
>>541732610
>>541732641so the uma we bring doesn't matter? they don't have a special ending for each one?
Digitan LOVE
Slut behaviour?
>50 carats on Team TrialsWtf
>>541732815you get what you wished for and you still aren't happy huh
out of all the seasons the third one was the weakest, i didnt get fully engaged with kitasan and her rivals didnt get fully fleshed out also her reason to stop running was kind of an asspullwhat do you anons think? did you like it? did you hate it? anything that could have been improved on?
>>541732857Gaslighting to try to get me to do it more than once a day
Is the blue haired Mejiro for (You)??
>>541732875kitasan's armpits saved the season
TT better hurry up and give me some bum to farm. I ain't sweep yet
>>541732870I'm not the same anon, I'm just curious
Grass 1/3
>>541732756dw japan will continue to import africans en masse as their native population dies off and their culture will shift entirely to tribalistic ebonics.BLM literally won.
>>541732907I'm serious, I couldn't take a screenshot because I wanted to finish it as quickly as possible, so I skipped it. It was like a screamer.
>3 lowroll careers>wait 4 hours>another lowroll careerShiraoki-sama is not feeling it today
Are you ready to let Doto go?
>>541732938if you are talking about Ardan, she's one of the most for (you) umas in the game
>>541732875>>541732941>kitasan pits
Orange tummy!
>>5417330162/3
>>541732870Different anons. I'm annoyed because I thought I had more time before those career races went away and I'm apparently way behind on my autism projects. Still won't miss that fucking race though.
>>541733120>Kitasan Black, I goon to you
Today I will remind them.>sickly character who came out of the hospital>she missed her chances at races, and now everyone thinks she's just going to fail and drop>double so because she chooses a dirt race which is the only available race she has to qualify for future races>(You) believe in her and attempt to help her>she asks to wait until she wins the dirt race to become your trainee>she wins>all the doubters start swarming her to scout her>she passes by all of them to choose (You) of course>later on a date>realizes she's suddenly feeling fluttery and it's not because of sickness>remembers how (You) helped her, and murmurs that she realized something new about herself today>(You) ask her what that is>pic related>later, after a festival>full moon night at the beach>asks to rest her head on your shoulder>realizes she might start falling asleep>decides because it's (You), that's okay>her entire character concept is based off on someone who might die soon and is going to give it her all before passing (skill name is A Lifetime's Dream, A Moment's Flight where she drains her stamina to get a speed boost. Also has a skill called Prepared to Die)>the bigger implication of final scene being; she's content to die by (You)r side
>>541732591the seasoning thing must be a murican/anglo thing. I've met some mormons that were visiting south brazil, the whitest place in this god forgotten land, and they were really surprised by how much seasoning were in our food, one of them even said it would be hard to eat the rice made by his mom back home now, cuz how tasteless it felt to him now.
Can someone post Ryan from Cingray
>>5417331723/3
>>541732941>>541733120ill have to agree with you anons
>>541732178>>541733227
>>541732992https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/look at one of the umas we have in the JP database you can see there's no events for new scenarios
>>541733146Fuku-chan said Shiraoki-sama told her I have to tongue her navel or it's bad luck for the rest of the year? Is she being honest with me anons? She won't let me leave the office until I do
Guys guys guys, hear me out:Identical stats: Turf S or 200 more power?
>>541733120Chevals "hate" for Kitasan Burakku was pretty good
>slop>reddit spacing
>>541733016>>541733172>>541733326>confesses to you>politely reject her>hugs you in front of everyone>now you can't refuseshe's too strong
>>54173344810% power or 200 more power
>>541733242damn son, I didn't ask for any feels today
>>541733448Unrelated, but Tazuma makes me very horny
>>541733557its only 5%, only distance gets a 10% increase, style is also 5% but no activation rate increase.
>>541733659either way 200 power is better so.....
>>541733526too powerful...
>>541733227>>541733361why would she expose them like that
>>541732938>>541733242>>541733112She is indeed very for (you). She’s on the selector ticket on jp rn, just reminding you guys.
>>541733074Yeah she's going home with me.
>>541733218>Go awayWhat do you mean by this anon? URA finale is still available after this. In fact, you'll probably be using it to build parents for a little while yet.>>541733242Machan a better tragic plot though :^)
>>541733513I wish bots like this would be permanently banned from all boards. They think they're people just because they "live" in meat bodies, it's disgusting
>>541733743thanks but I already have her
>>541733557Ahh okay, I’ll do the math for my specific umas then. Thanks anon.>>541733659>5%It’s probably going to be 200 power more then.Wait I’m stupid. Even maxed it would only be 120 more power. 200 it is then. Thanks anons.
>>541733434I skipped Fukus shit who is Shiraoki Sam is she another Uma at tracen
>>541733434If Shirako-sama said so herself...
>>541733831Cool. I’ll be reading her scenario soon
Hip size
>Shiraoki Sam>Shirako-samaWho
>Didn't get Professor or MaestroI didn't think RNG could get this bad.
>No way to actually look at the finish line unless you record races>>541733891>I share a thread with sk*ppers (hard-R)grim
>>541733891>>541733975>he is unware
>>541733908
I heard that looking into sakura eyes hypnotizes ningens.
>>541733891>I skipped Fukus shitEternal 1-star guts rolls upon ye, anonPlay my orange wife's career for real this time and find out for yourself
>>541732178I want to fuck his Bokumanko
>>541734035I am skipping chapter 3 as we speakI have no interest in the Brave New World Order
Shiraoki is real btw
I occasionally get the urge to play Natie career just to destroy Teio.I can't be the only one who feels like this.
>>541734258I am skipping your posts.
>>541733326CHOWA!?
>>541734360long hair dork is so damn cute
The welfare golshi card actually doesn't seem too bad. Is it worth taking in a 4/2 speed power set up just for Spurt?
>>541734156No she's ugly and annoying and weird no offense>>541734057wtf it's her delusion>>541734035I would watch every story and every line read out to completion without skipping if I could
If Umas were real they would not want you.You are mentally ill schizo virgins.Shut up.
>>541734360
>>541734436you can but don't rely on it getting spurt every run obviously
>>541734465 Nah she's real and speaks to (You) as well.
If Luna was real she would love me, cuz I'd love her stupid puns
>>541733756>What do you mean by this anon?You said we'll run whichever races we want instead of having to do the current career objectives right? I thought I had more time to farm stuff before the schedule opened up.
>>541734465Do you have autism anon? I mean this in as least morally-charged a way as possibleAlso Shiraoki-sama is kinda implied to be real but in a way that's deniable if you really wanna reach for it, like Cafe's friend
>>541734639theyre seperate scenarios that you can switch between
>>541733326Grass is so cute
>>541734057I like to think Takehito Koyasu voice acts Shiraoki because I think it would be completely hilarious.
sloppy makeouts and sweaty sex with fuji
Post some gyaru
Legend races are funny what the fuck do you mean I jacked her shoes
>>541734639New scenarios are additive, you get a choice of all of the scenarios that have been released so far when you hit the career button IIRC, you can still farm on the fixed-objective scenario for as long as you want, it's just that the new scenarios will have increased caps for your stats and new mechanics that help you get there.
>>541734436there's 12 skills so goodluck sniping spurt anon her true worth is being a floater with power bonus, but there are several alternatives for her
>>541734476But enough talking to a mirror
>>541734476But ive had sex multiple times, and don't have any diagnosed mental conditions.
>>541734035There should really be a cinematic slow-mo then rotating around the finish line
urara...
>>541734476We left that "virgin" stuff behind ages ago grandpa, the new 4chan is full of hip young fakecels
>>541734935Why am I meeting her mother?
>>541734935not even subtle about it huh
>>541734943She really is wonderful.
Why do umas not get those cool auras?
>>541734989This is unfortunately very true
>matiharrykane is one of the most for (You) umas in the story>literally says you are her destined one>makes excuses to hold hands with you>motherfucker makes a joke saying she's in heat >ends the career saying she believes in (You) just like her goddess>but she's ugly so people don't create fan art of herIsn't it sad?
>>541734752
what do I have to do to get SS in speed and power running the meme deck? sparks on these stats instead of stamina? but woudnt those jsut give +120~max? answer me, gut gods
>>541734814It just sucks that Amazon can't use her own card, so it's either relying on sparks or using the golshi cards to get spurt
>>541734525>>541734814>as unlikely as inspirationhmmmmmmmm
>>541733891kill yourself tranny
>>541735143>Meme deck>"how do I triple SS"
>>541735131You're not looking hard enough. I follow half a dozen artists that mostly post Matikane on the timeline.
When is this semen demon coming to global?
>>541735131>uglyNuh-uh
>>541735131niggers literally can't comprehend her cause she doesn't land squarely into one single recognizable trope
>>541735375wtf do you meanShe clearly lands in mental illness.
>>541735131how dare you call my wife ugly, i'll beat your ass
>>541735342She's not even in JP yet...
Give it to me straight. Is matikane alt good?
>>541735143fuck, wrong pic. maybe only with the deck full MLB would I get the triple SS?>>541735295there is an ogurifag with tripel SS using full guts deck out there
>>541735425but enough about Manhattan Cafe
>>541735440>>541735342I hope she never gets put in the game for shits and giggles at this point
>>541735484idk but you should pull for her
>>541735508there can be more than one mentally ill umanobody owns a monopoly on being insane
Matikane to Matikane communcation
>>541735489
>>541735131She's got a smaller but still-existent corps of fanartists on twitterOff the top of my head (and following list):>kobaeihuk>Kasaneri_>www_hasita>f2173>simoyuki__>meimyan>meimyan_ (their alt)My real gripe is that she only ever got one alt costume and it's also kinda mid in terms of viability. Hopefully the cheerleading music video costume means we get a Cheer Fuku sometime soon.
>>541735435You only say she's your wife because you're a hipster.
Starting to do some research on CM4. Am I going crazy or is Golshi going to run over SMaru like it's nothing?
>>541735440I wonder how are they gonna do her career justice? It's not like Machan where it's just illness, but the moneygrubbing owner forcing Dantsu to race with pneumonia that cut its life short. Maybe throw in a sad backstory where she has to race to pay off her family's debt or something.
>>541735514*shits myself**giggles*ehehehehe
>Orange hours
Mejiro MakerShe is not worth the selector ticket thoGet someone else
>won 2/5 lobbies with my As beating A+sGood enough
>>541735763newfriend hasn't seen how much fukulove happens in this thread huh
>Don't want to buy stars with statues because I am considering rolling for marusexAnyone else in a similar situation?
scream.webm
>>541735131but she isn't uglymy hypothesis for her lower relative popularity>Japs don't care because she isn't a mega champion 100 g1 winner>westerners don't care because they can't pronounce her name and don't understand/care about pagan Shinto autism>artists don't care because her design doesn't really contain anything that can be emphasized for sexuality
>>541735909who the fuck
>>541735909who dat
>>541735909DOOOOOOOHHHWAAAAAAHHHHHHH?
You fags ARE saving money, right?
Don't come to leo cup lobbies.
>>541735131
>>541735809>Game and anime make an explicit and repeated point about how bad intense closely-grouped races can be>Look up real horses that weren't top-of-the-top celebrities>They ran hundreds of races over the course of their career>Then were sold off to actual slaughterhouses when they got too old to run>Haru Urara only stayed racing so long before being noticed because her staff had bleeding hearts and knew that she would get diced up if she didn'twhat did the japanese mean by this
>>541736071yeah I'm saving all my money so that I can use it 3 years from now
>>541735971
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>541735945I like her because she makes funny noisesbut I don't have a great late surger deck and her innate skills aren't very good
>>541735971...is that Rudolf
i do not see oguri as a woman
no shit its a horse
>>541736074>1.2k wit>never fall behind my end closers because of superior position keepnothin personel
>all earsrice needed to say that line too
>>541736215Okay Kitahara
Oguri would make a good gyaru
>>541736215*rubs belly
>>541736074>538power 1200witYou do know you need to be blocked in order for murmur to proc, right?
>>541736259t. aoi
>>541736074>0 (zero) flustered skills
>>541736314I dont like thatYou should kill yourself
>>541736215>>541736259you forgot to give anon his (you), anon, let me help you out with that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>541736289Rudold and her should have an event where they exchange funny puns
>>541736109What? Was she about to say the n word?
>>541735945>artists don't care because her design doesn't really contain anything that can be emphasized for sexualityThis is what really matters desu. I'm sure the wacky shiitake eyes filtered people and without it she'd just be a Mio Honda clone.
>>541736194
>>541735945Love it. Cygames really included an Uma for every taste, even the shit ones. I kneel.
i think fuku is NOISY
>>541736349That should happen naturally without corner skills
>>541735875Yes, but the Marusex I'm rolling for is the all-uma banner in February. Only 6.7k carats on me, after all
>>541736118stop nooticing toreina
>>541736418Why did you crop out the rest of the white skills
>>541736496Yeah, but in a good way.
>>541736529I'm so sorry
>>541736071yeah, I'll have enough in-game shekels to buy all that in (checks watch) four years at this rate.
i like the part where she says HAPPY CUM CUM
>>541736590I'm going to fucking kiss you
>random dexter jokes from 10-20 years agookay
>>541736568>reddit tachyon
>>541736529UWAAAA DARRBYYYY WIFEEECongrats, anon. She'll be a great wife.
>>541736705Do it pussy
urara is too pure for this world
https://poal.me/ti3dhghttps://poal.me/ti3dhghttps://poal.me/ti3dhg
>>541736074a fascinating creature. Deck?
>>541736882I love my umawife
>>541735909whoaaaa new horse? what's her name
Is this Lucky 7 worth shit or is it just a meme?
>>541736959I want her to teach me magic spells and incantations
>>541736882>forcedI'd willingly marry Matikanefukukitaru
>>541736991it's worse than a meme
>>541732591yes you do. Aoharu or Unity Cup is URA but with a gimmick on top that makes it more enjoyable, japs still love it to this day for example and still gets updated with new teamsthe only scenarios that change the campaign are MANT since you make your own track (lmao) and project L'arc where you go to france after summer camp up to the end of the year in both years
>>541736187just get her full armor alt so you can use her in long races
>>541736882Only one? Fuck, that's a hard one. Fuku is a cutie but I don't think two hoarders under the same roof would be a good idea
>>541736991+20 all stat, you need to be on 7, and it's a witcheck if you're on 7.
>>541737048I don't know, I didn't pick it and I lost to that cunt Opera O by 1/4 of a length when I was the favorite. Maybe Matikane is on to something....
>>541737115I'll try...
>>541736991Very strong, you just gotta believe
>>541732293>that fluffy fanlike father like son
>>541736991You need to land on gate 7 and THEN you have a 50% chance of it activating because the skill says "may" instead of "will", also it's not guaranteed but requires a WIT checkSo it's something like 1/9*0.5*0.7 = 4% chance of it doing something which means it's absolutelyfuckingdogshitFun when it activates 4% of the time though
>>541736991Super Lucky 7 proc'd twice last CM on her and I won that. You have to take it when you run the funny lucky uma.
>>541736071what do bricks do? can I send them to my grub stash?
Can you get this by winning the Takarazuka from Classic year?it says senior but itdoesnt specify it HAS to be the year 3 one....
>>541736991I always get Lucky 7 on my parents/grandparents if I can, it's a better dump skill than, say, outer/inner post proficiency, competitive spirit, etc.
>>541737473year 3 = senior
>>541737003But it will mostly be spells like these and the special Happi luck cum cum spell after retirement from tracen
>>541736487>Cygames really included an Uma for every tasteTfw mine wont come out in global till 2027...
IF YOUR GONNA PLAY THE LUCKY HORSEYOU BUY THE LUCKY 7 SKILLI DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW BAD IT ISTHE LUCKY HORSE GETS THE LUCKY SKILL
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A5AdnRt2ZOryrU3bAL375hbNrjyewtAu3_jiuYnVi_c/htmlview#gid=0What happens after Vega's banner?
AIEEEE>no spurt>no Maru skillAAAAAAAAA I KEEP FAILING THOSE RUNS. ALSO I CAN'T GET 600 STA(i picked these greens because it was a failed run)
>>541736482I'm imagining the smell
>>541737653EOS
YOU FUCKING IDIOTYOU FUCKING MORON
>>541737635Based and true
NIce Natie that's second not third you weirdo!
>>541736482Why's she just staring at me like that wtf
>>541736074>debuffing late surgerslmeow
>>541737913you must think anyone who is looking forward while walking toward you is looking specifically at you as well
>>541733448>>541733557>>541733659isn't distance also 5% but gets increased to 10% due to being actual speed and not statisn't it the same for turf?
>Last turn, short from both 1100/600, pick Stamina>Results screen, ended up with enough of bothI love my motherwife2 wit
>>541737767
I want sex with umas
>Spent god knows how many days to get 1st shitty ace Suzuka>2 days for Daiwa Scarlet (still missing Angling)>1st tried on Grass (no Furious Feat)>Already 5 days trying to get better Suzuka, all failedShould I cut loss and try to get better Daiwa Scarlet instead? I couldn't get wit card into Suzuka training without some fuck up
>Didn't proc Groundwork? That sucks looks like you're losing.>Didn't overtake that Bakushin from 1st? That sucks, looks like you're losing.>Didn't proc A&S on the last corner? That sucks, looks like you're losing.>That Taishin managed to proc her ult + Feat + Encroaching and nobody is in front of her even though you procced everything you needed to? That sucks, looks like you're losing.
>>541736827she's such a cinnamon roll, it's why watching her win is so satisfyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q90bV_ku6WY
>>541738072When translating into stats, S distance = +10.25% speed, S surface = +10.25% power, S style = +10% wit
>>541738247Glass cannons are one of my favorites, are there any other umas like this?
>>541735909I love Umamusume A!
>>541738060Yeah, I'm eye-catching like that.
>>541738301Teio's fresh unused umanko
Zamn
I thought tachyon is the most reddit horse but it turns out it's Teio and Suzuka
>>541738483No the most reddit horse is unequivocally Gold Ship.
>>541738483It's Urara and Gold Ship and there's no contest
>>541738386
Reddit doesn't own your horse.I do.
>>541738557>>541738587No sorry, it's not an argument. It's Teio and Suzuka, i already stated the objective facts.
>>541738483It's quite simple:My favorite uma = based and cuteYour favorite uma = cringe, gay and reddit
>>541735440>>541735342Dantsu paizuri
2* ticket came through, can I get Oguri with the 3*
>>541738483>REDDIT Week>Silence REDDITor>Tokai REDDITeio>MaREDDITnsky>OguREDDIT Cap>REDDIT Ship>Vodka>Daiwa ScaREDDIT>REDDIT Shuttle>REDDIT Wonder>REDDITro McREDDIT>El REDDIT Pasa>Symboli REDDIT>REDDIT Groove>Mayano Top REDDIT>REDDITro Ryan>REDDIT Shower>Agnes REDDITyon>Winning REDDIT>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O>Super REDDIT>Haru UraREDDIT>MatikaneREDDITaru>Nice REDDIT>REDDIT Halo>T.M. REDDIT O>Mihono REDDIT>Biwa HayaREDDIT>REDDIT Chan>NaREDDITor Taishin>REDDIT Falcon>NaREDDITor Brian>REDDIT Sky>Hishi AMA REDDIT>Fuji REDDITki
Wouldn't the most reddit horse be Oguri Cap though?
>>541738629objectively, your mother should have aborted you
>>541737767when front runners get Late Start they are FUCKED that is probably what happened to your Seiun. Late Start, burned through her stamina trying to regain, and gassed out. RIP. It happens almost never with my Suzuka runs because I get concentration and 300 wit asap
>>541737653Ayabe has sex with the trainer and becomes pregnantTrainer retires to raise the kid and marry AyabeEoS
I'm a Rice lover.
>>541738376but doesn't that mean it's 5% actual acceleration so it also interacts with skills so it's a tiny bit better?
>>541738826So cripple-chan is fine with it?
We ignore objectives. We only go for kills in this general.
Sex with Yutaka Take
what's wrong with your favorite uma(s) being reddit?
>>541738358>Taishin>Winning
>>541739053what happened to her ears
>>541738335explode. Your Suzu hits all the stats, has groundwork, and enough wit to be scary. Go fuck yourselfpic related is what I've got after a month of runs. a month of three borrows per day, all fucking failures.
>>541734465why does that stego have pubes on her mouth
>>541739074Who?
Sorry danchou, I am sleepy
>>541738912The bonus speed/acceleration from speed/accel skills are not affected by distance/surface multipliers
>>541738483it's Rice and it's not even close>>541738724Oguri is the most normie horse
>Kitasan camps on wit for 8 turns in a rowI fucking hate this game
>>541739074I didn't reddit any of it. What did it say?
>>541739092This anon hasn't been joining scrims you can tell. Some folks on /uma/ have built up some Taishins that actually has gotten victories. You better hope you don't match up with one of those Taishin whale accounts Anon.
I never really thought of this until now, but the umas go to summer camp for 2 whole months!?!?!?!?
>>541738848I'm Rice's lover
I just got locked in this elevator with these gyarus until 3pm tomorrow, wat do?
Special Wife
>>541738806no wonder I could never get spurt when I was doing Teio ace runs for Gemini. My spurt always wound up inside Teio, after all
>>541739202Rape motion
>>541739283Rajeshdolf...
>>541738724Oguri is normiecore, dude is like jordan famous in nipponland in 90s
>>541739283>I didn't reddit any of it.Rudolf finally had a stroke after all those puns
What's the deal with Special Week and Grass Wonder?IRL horsing around?
>>541738724Oguri Cap is so famous that he's Yahoo-core.
>>541739202EVERYDAY NAKADASHI SEX WITH FINEMO
We love Oguri Cap (as in peak) here.
>>541739475grass had a boner while special week was seething
>>541739475Spechud hates ChestNiggers
>>541738335That Suzuka can probably carry you to Finals A with a bit of luck.Daiwa is basically glue.Grass Wonder should be very easy to do, just slap at least the white version of Furious Feat.
>>541739140All practise room run she failed to win. It's either Daiwa or Grass that could score some wins.Hell, in one room she activated all ult and still lose by neck.Whoever said she is easy to train is fucking bullshit though.
Why are they making my home uma's wear their summer uniform when everyone else gets to wear their winter uniform?
>>541739373>>541739467Clearly im just ahead of the murmur.
>>541739661She lacks mid race skills. I never found a room where she could get 1st on final straight if there is blocker or other FR aces
>>541735363this image scared me big time, what the fuck you don't see that face when you fail power training
fart falcon loll
>>541739475What the fuck is up with Grass and having a big ass
>>541739871hhahahahahahaha sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
>>541739938grASS wonder
>>541739992outrageous
>>541739997ssssssssssssssssssssex
>>541739319Rape Helios
>>541739769Yeah, you're not getting past a good blocker, that's for sure. Either of the two can win against other FR aces in the real CM because the average trainer is probably going to bring someone worse or at similar level. In all honesty I forgot Daiwa's ult gives accel, so she's okay.
>>541739092We saw a couple of Taishin wins in test rooms
>>541733948Post more grass wonder
>>541740353https://youtu.be/ry2XlLKctiI?t=306
>>541739992>>541740085
fart wonder loll
>>541738712I'm praying for Taiki Shuttle, but I'm probably getting another Rice/Suzuka, if I'm lucky I might get Maruzensky just as we are about to get her summer alt...
Give me your best facebook tier memes.
>>541740282The RNG is a harsh and cruel master...
>>541740656
>>541740656need uma version
>>541740353Why did you doxx me???
>>541740282it do be like that
uoh
>>541739140>kyoto>firm>winter>early leadlol
>>541733016>You are my student, you know.That shit never works.
When do we get more club stickers?
Don't clickIt's the face of all world's evilsYou have been warned
>>541740859why did they gave this mob uma such big milkers?
kys pedophilego and die in a off topic ditch you disgusting third world(israeli) gooner
>>541740851And the cherry on top:>no groundwork
>>541740789I know what you are
>>541740851laugh all you want, this Suzuka is CM13 ready
>>541740952breast size is based on irl horse pecs
Umasumi
>Download JP to test Aoharu>Use a rental deck that's as close to global as possible>Borrow Riko>No idea what i'm doing, just clicking stuff>These statsMaybe Riko is not a skip afterall
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/s/Goqng7cHrI>rice, tachyon, and cafe consistently on top for yearsHere's your reddit and coomer umas
>>541740937oh...
>>541740282If this happens, I just look to get skill points. Seems to happen more if I'm improving my TT umas, so it helps me push wit to 600 or 700 while ensuring I buy enough gold skills.
>>541741120Is there translation for jp mobile version or is hachimi the only option
>>541740937You want evil?I'll show you evil.
>>541740937>>541741160I will use the pacifierI will wear the bibI will watch the rattleI will listen to the babytalkI will drink from the baby bottleI will call her mama
Any CM room? i want to see if my hishi will be able to survive all the race
>>541739307She is deadly.
>>541740901Child
>>541741151>pixiv is redditokay goldshitter
>>541741401Deadly cute yes
I am reddit incarnate. Give me the perfect uma wife for me.
I will bread with Rice.
>>541741108Proof?Post Marvelous and Goldship cock
>>541741553Sakura Chiyono O
>>541741151>Never even appearingMan.
Teio has no fans
>>541740085>>541739992>>541740491Grass Wonder's fat American butt bullying my small Japanese dick
>>541741401As a skilled assassin should.
>>541741638she's ugly
>>541741151are you so esl you failed to read the video source??
Rice a cute
>>541741584
>>541741326you're cute, but just not meta. Evil indeed.
>>541741848She wouldn't have merchandise, her own alternate costume event, and appear in spin off material if she was ugly anon. The owners of El Condor pasa wouldn't consent to use of the horse if she was ugly anon.
>reddit tachyon>tumblr cafe>gold shitRice Shower you're alright.
>>541741978those are just corporate obligations
Tachy is the quintessential 4chan uma actually
>>541741979whats a tumblr? Some kind of celebration?
>>541740937
>AOLzensky
>>541741151based anon telling them how it is>that spike for Almond Eye releaseelevens really have the worst of tastes huh
>>541741151You know you can commission pixiv artists to draw your favorite if you're that desperate, right?
BOY I SURE LOVE VODKA CAREERSNOTHING LIKE HAVING ABSURDLY MORE STATS THAN ALL RACERS, MULTIPLE GREAT SKILLS EARLY AND STILL LOSE TO NPCS LIKE "BIG THRUST"BUT YEA TOREIAN ISSUE, I ONLY HAD MORE SPEED STAM POWER GUTS WIT THAN EVERY RACER AFTER ALL
>>541742178>release
>>541741553see >>541741151
>>541742230Pick fronts for ALL mile races, it'll save you the headache
Mejiro Ryan is the myspace uma
>>541742230Have you tried not getting brocked?
>>541742183Last time I shared that a bunch of people just said to use AI and gave me shit for giving a human being money to produce content and contribution back to the community.
Its crazy how you can use MLB Kita and Halo and neither will ever be on fucking speed, stupid fucking cunts
>>541742380Teio sweet and big ass saving the day
>>541742230>late
>Login into JP>Suddenly I'm a millionaire now
>>541742230>the most BROCKED run style in the game>Useless in all CMs>the one CM it's okay in (mile) it's still cucked by frontrunners>almost all support cards that are good for lates suck ass>easily the worstcareer style in the gameAnyone who actually likes late surgers have to be into cuckoldry or something
>>541742230Works on my machine. I don't know maybe my Vodka likes me as a trainer more than you.
>>541742380karma is a bitch
>>541742442>ran late in the DAABIPussy
>>541742395Only literal pajeets would be opposed to genuine art in favor of AI
>>541742230C is enough to run front every race
>>541742281announcement, whatever nigger
>>541742578if anything that was more of a gamble
Oh hey they removed support cards leveling up in JP.
>>541742585>the only way to play late surgers effectively is to outright abandon the race style
>>541742573Screek's ass is too hypnotic, and her huge swinging tits make it very hard to pass her without getting hit.
>>541741151funny but also kinda sad to see certain ones shoot up when the IRL horse died
>Everyone always complains about Late and End Closer careers where they feel like they need to be forced to run Front>I find them to be insanely easy, especially Hishi Amazon's, Mejiro Ryan's and Vodka'sAm I just weird? I have more trouble with Front Runners because of Late Starts actively ruining everything than I do with Late/Ends.
>>541742703slowpoke.png
>>541742841Yes, you're weird and retarded
Imagine marrying and having dozens of children with Maruzensky
>>541742841Cute tama
sweep thoughsho
>>541742525>>541742703Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong general, /umajp/ is two blocks down.
>>541742841no one complains about ends, ends are easy as fuckis specifically late surger that's in the cuck chair
>>541742841Shut the fuck up
T-Thanks cygay
>>541742841Do you buy skills mid-career? The minmax move is to wait as long as possible (hint pruning aside) so you can stack discounts on them and maybe luck into Fast Learner.
YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOO
/uma/ is very aggressive today. Is this what one would call CM Adrenaline?
Hope you have finished your daily watchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/OvwIr0ETZBM
>>541742938its quiet, stfu schizo
>>541742841>Vodkaextremely easy>RyanKikuka-shō is the only hard race>HishiI fin her the hardest one. I can easily complete her career but she will get random 2nd at the beginning
I won
Red shift on my late surger never fucking procs on lobbies, I have better experience with pump iron
>start tt race>my team>all arrows down>other team>all arrows up
>>541743153I want to take her mask off slowly at the hot springs
>>541741151>You can tell that spike for Urara was for her death>Grass Wonder didn't get any spike at all
>>541743072Adrenaline in my soulEvery race out of controlDo it all to get that platinum
>>541742583You'd think with the giant community guidelines post people would actually use it to take down all that AI garbage instead of snitching on artists because they hurt their fee fee's over self insert shipping nonsense.
Uma ERP status?
>>541743154It procs when you're in fifth place. That's why you get both Iron and Shift so when you proc Iron you immediately proc shift and shoot ahead.
Don't fuck this upits a free retention if you girls win
>>541743241*unzips horse dick*
>>541743247Not that anon, but pump some iron is way too much of a gamble for me to be comfortable picking it.You have to be in exactly 6th place during the tiny 33m stretch of the track where its possible to proc the skill.
Hey Trainer wanna come over? I've got miniature train models, vinyl records and cheap beer!
>>541741151Putting aside Cafe and Tachyon, how the hell was Dantsu Flame getting more art than Pokke, the literal protagonist of the movie?
>>541743247I have neither of my own maru or 3* ryan...
>>541743302nice the retard squad held it together
>>541743339That's simply the Late Surger/End Closer lifestyle. You're betting on the ultimate accel procs and pray that you don't have anyone in front of you while you rush forth lest you LOSE all that acceleration you had pent up.
FUUUUCK I FAILED TO GET 600 STA AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE GOOD RUNalso no S Mile...
>>541743304
Let's bump this week retention line to 520k bwos
>>541743346I don't like miniature train models, vinyl records or cheap beer though...
You are now March's trainer.What now?
>>541742529I just really like Nice Neicha...
>>541743459Hishi Amazon sucks. Use better Umas instead like Vodka, Smart Falcon, Grass Wonder, Daiwa Scarlet, and El Condor Pasa.
>>541743346Sorry, you can only catch me with fighter jet models, videogame OST and unique beverages from other countries
>>541743571Anon its clearly October.
>>541743594mutate her into an end closer
>>541743596But she's so fucking hot...
I can't fucking stand being the only account amongst thousands to not have a parent Seiun Sky yet, after a month of nothing but doing her career 6-7 times a day. Over 200 Seiun Skies, not a single 3 star spark, not a single Groundwork spark. 90 Groundwork Seiun Skies in a row didn't inherit the spark despite between 10 and 13 star parents. You search friend databases and see thousands of Seiun Skies with Groundwork and 3 star something, usually Stamina or Speed, and I know these cocksuckers got it in like 20 attempts max.My account is obviously blackballed, especially considering I have never rolled an SSR of any kind before pity. This cunt cost me 30,000 carats just to fucking torture me and me alone. I have the absolute worst account of all players.
I finally got a decently statted Grass Wonder.Can you help me decide what skills to take? I'm worried about blowing it.
Just posting my wife. That is all.
>>541743594neicha being a late surger is perfect thoughshe's just there to debuff, not wn
>>541743630thats not even a punfuck offyou dont get to post rudolf for this
>>541743630Shut the fuck up and get pregnant
>>541743718Do you want to win carats or do you want to stare at a brown horse who's going to lose.
>>541743509>>541743620
>>541742230Here's a simple trick to winning careers as a late surger.
>>541743805I WANT BOTH
>>541743571Try to get closer to South Heroine. Maybe her chad trainer will trade umas.
>>541743720what parents / grandparents are you using? how can you not get a groundwork spark if all of them have groundwork
This finger will go inside of your ass when she is giving you a blow job
>>541743856>swapping to the "just fuck my stamina up" style>on the arima kinen>WINS SOMEHOWhow the fuck did you win the kinen with 430 stamina, gold stam skills?
>>541743856>Pace AHa ha yes every Late Surger has A in Pace what a fantastic plan, you are certainly the smartest and most well informed anon how do we all get as smart as you.
>crawl a straight line to class 6 since i started playing>class 6 retention moved up by 40k points since thengrim
>>541743915Bakushin Pegging O
I just started a few days ago. What exactly do I save for? I have only the basic team and Silent suzuka. The only cards I got were two fucking copies of Vodka and another shitty one.
>>541743459Don't listen to soulless metafaggots broKeep trying.
>>541743346Neutral Milk Hotel? And one of the represses too, what else is in here? Merryweather post-pavillion... you have the most basic ass, /mu/ essentials ass taste in music, the beer is trash also.What happened to your clothes?
Mejiro Maker
If you want to make a Late Surger without making her run as Late then just get sparks to raise your other styles of racing higher!
>>541743989I would tell you to reroll for Summer Maruzensky in few weeks, and then pull on Kitasan Black rerun banner
>>541743723Red Shift, slipstream, either one of Thine Emperor/Triumphant Pulse, position pilfer, wet conditions, corner adept, in decreasing order of priority.
>>541743723redshift+emperor might+triumphant pulse looks good on herwet conditions position pilfer or outer sweel, but between these and slipstream i would prioritize slipstream, and then if you can buy these and still have point left i would buy homestretch haste
>>541743935anons posted that before and its dumb. Brian dominates arima. Tenno sho 2 months later will wreck you with low stam
>>541743904El Condor Pasa with a total of 6 (2 on her) and a Grass Wonder with 3 on herself and 3 between grandparents. When I can borrow supports, I borrow an 8 star El Condor Pasa. I run Air Groove, Oguri Cap, and Gold Ship solely to give me the highest chance of hinting it in case sparks don't proc (which is one in every 4 or so runs).I have yet to get a single inheritance in any of these runs, all of which end in B/B/B/C/B and in 200+ attempts haven't gotten a 3 star spark.
>>541743596of course it's a tachyon poster to be the one to rag on an oshi chadSEA range ban when
>>541743915the fastest blowjob and prostate stimulation ever made in this world
>>541743856>>541743938>>541742230That's bitch-modeWATCH THIS
Hey /uma/. Instead of baitmaxxing and spreading misinformation amongst each other, how about you try...well I don't know, smilemaxxing and happy posting instead!
>>541744064Mejiro McSex
>>541744057>He fell for it classic room lock as soon as you enter uma trick
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ THIS
>>541744224i don't need to do that if others do that for me already
>>541744098>>541744109Thanks for the help. Ended up going with pic rel, math worked out so that I had exactly 1 skill point left over.
>>541744057Getting raped doesn't sound so bad compared to having to hear Aeroplane Over the Sea
>>541744064I want umapyoi with Mejiro women
>>541744208Based lore-accurate pasa racing with effectively 35 wit
>>541744264that was hours ago, Mr. Ranganathan
Calstone vs BakushinWho can make (You) coom faster?
>>541744168Oshi picks won't win your CM and get you more carats to pull on supports to make better Umas.
>>541744162getting a 3 star stat spark is unlikelyif you don't settle for 2 star stat and groundwork you simply are a bad player
>>541744224Is coffeemaxxing good for you?
>>541744224but doto, gaslightposting is what makes me smilemaxx!
>>541744057>you have the most basic ass
>>541744391>>541743596The real strat is running 2 meta nad 1 oshi.
>>541744387Calstone because her body is hotter
>>541744387Bakushin with her hair down is peak erotism. Calstone can't compete
>frontrunners dominate the uma musume game>In pretty derby and cinderella gray front runners are always jobbers who instantly lose every race
>>541744410Illiterate mongoloid, I'm 90 runs in a row WITHOUT A GROUNDWORK SPARK. Fucking retard. I deserve a parent over you solely because I can read English and likely live in a first world country.
>can't get a double O with Fuji, no matter the parents and borrows Nobody likes this horse ...
>>541744208Pasa ult is really good on Front though
The events for this game have kind of sucked so far
>>541744540they're worried it'd be boring to watch a show with FrontGODS dominating every race
>>541743805I want Smart Falco to stare at my penis like that
>>541744540Theres no good niges in japan between ACE and fucking Palmer and Bourbon
>>541744224Doto Rape
>>541744635
>>541744830Nobody has racers like that.
>>541743720Bullshit you don't have a single Seiun with at least 1* groundwork after over 200 runs. Post parents.
>>541744391Soulless F2P brown
>>541744723>forgetting the greatest Niger that God had to forcibly retire
>>541744798Doto Ryona
>>541744868Well, get cracking then.
>>541744661umaquest was especially bad>the golshi card was laughably bad even by f2p standards>higher point requirements with the same rewards>the last THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS only got you 150 carrotsThe only good thing that came from it was giantess grass wonder
>>541744494is this canon?
>>541744540Wasn't Kitasan a Front Runner?
>>541744927Would she actually run while holding a marriage registration form?
>server diedbros?
>>541744678>
>>541744391>>541743596>>541744473I propose running 1 meta + 1 IRL winner of the CM race + 1 oshi
>>541744608the way you cry about a 3* spark makes me not believe you, sorry>likely live in a first world countryyou dont know where you live?
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARENT RUN CYGAMES.
I haven't done a single career today I've spent all day shitposting on /vg/, danchou will never know!
>>541744937>between ace (1984) and palmer(1992)>posts 1997 horse
>>541744635Gold City has better affinity then Daiwa, just wait a few days for people to make parents.
>can proc in 3rd placewait, I don't even need to farm groundwork? i love this hag
So uh, this worth a club point dump in a few days?How long is the next story card with Suzuka? THAT'S the freebie card I really want but no idea how long the wait is
>>541745037yes
wat happens if happy doesn't cum cum
>>541745274I misunderstood...
>>541745308Based retard
>>541745313kinda worth in my opinion
>>541745002bwo... your tickets?
Is Fuji Kiseki worth pulling?She looks like Makoto from iM@S so i'm kind of interested plus I'm getting stircrazy from not rolling for so long but if she is very awful I'll pass.
>>541743915>>541743971TORENA-SAAAAAN, it's time for your daily pegging!
>>541745313>teaches thisDoesn't this ONLY work if you pace chaser is massively sucking ass?
>>541745313it's the other good free card beside ssuzuka
>>541745348DESPAIR, TERROR AND AGONY IN AN ETERNAL FIERY DAMNATION AMIDST THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL (mood down)
Is Gold City's Ult any good as an inheritance for Late Surgers?
>>541745446acceleration at any point other than early race and late race is terrible
>>541745313Kinda worth it if you somehow don't have Flash which is mostly better
>>541745461no her ult is extremely mid
>>541745425Is it gay to be pegged by a cute girl?
>better than most if not all front runners currently in gameHow does she do itHow can anyone be so perfect
>>541745313
>>541745354>>541745456>>541745313>>541745541>ZERO (0) starting friendship even at MLBEnjoy getting your first rainbow 70% through the classic year
>>541745313comparison with SR cards
>>541745461when it buffs at the (1st anni) i think maybe
>>541745127>nobody here actually plays the game so nobody noticed
>>541745541In non-autistic terms?
>>541745418She is hot and that is all that matters. That said, she has one of the best speed uniques in the game thus far
>>541745591just get lucky and get charming early
Anon must marry Bakushin
>>541745536anon she's not even top 3 of all fronrunners at the moment
>>541745620I already did my 3m fans today, and danchou approved my leave.
>>541745628Just use Flash
>>541745653Scarlet, please... I have a meeting to attend
EOS
>>541745628Paste the image in grok gpt and have it explain to you
>>541745591>40% hint frequencyIt's decent
>>541745591it has high hints which grant friendship retard bwo
>>541745620im playing the game now and nothing happened to me
>>541745620>16 hours of gooning and hornyposting and shitposting and eating pagpag in an internet cafe>yay!>run a career>noooo i have a life the game isnt fun the loop is boring noooo i dont like champions meeting I want to be in a A+ club but im not gonna farm fans
>>541745536say that again turf BITCH
>>541745592>>541745541>TWO speed bonus in training>but zero mood effectRetard here - does this amount to her giving more overall speed when training or less?
>>541744891I said 90.>>541744162The rest didn't have it. It's an 11% chance per run, I'm just the most unlucky, rigged RNG account on the server.
Do you say Biko the japanese way or the Bike-o way?
Look who came crawling back to the club...
Post Tamamo Cross seggss
Goodnight trainers. If you have a Teio, remember to break her leg before going to sleep
This is your daughter. You suspect she is engaging in extremely inappropriate activities unbefitting of a young woman with her Trainee. What would you do in this situation?
>>541745536>20% guts>best Pot skill is for paceHer unique is decent but it's all she has.
>>541745686do NOT trust this korean sleeper agent
>>541745127It only happens to me when I log into the Steam version but never when I'm in game.
>Start getting more actual horse races in my Youtube recommendations>Watch the 2009 Kentucky Derby>Mine That Bird literally falls so far behind at the beginning of the race that they disappear off screen>Surges late-race all the way from last all the way to winning in 1st by multiple lengthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIv-r0rfdsHoly mother of End Closers....
>>541745536>worse than sky>worse than falco>worse than fucking el condor pasa despite her having E front (lmao)>will be worse than maruzensky in like 5 dayswhat did anon mean by this
>>541745917Rape
>>541745620I've done my dailies and borrow and I'm out of TPs
>>541745109>>541744723
>>541744168
>error code 102my time as trainer is over, i'm finally free
>>541745536She's #1. Simple as.
I just got home, is steam down? I can't log in. I only got 1 shoe trade in today aaaaaaaa
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME CYNIGGERS
THE SERVERS CHINKS
>>541746015I thought it was only me. seems like a steam issue. everyone in my friendslist just went offline
>>541745313>THREE energy down events>gold skill she teaches is genuinely useless>high hint frequency pointless because her skill pool is a weird mixed bag
Steam itself is down you dummies
Not to be a Cygames apologist, but it's a Steam issue
>>541746015I forgot about Steam's weekly Tuesday maintenance.
>>541746053I wish my penis was that 1
Is Gold City for (You)?
