Milky edition.>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Next tournament is a worldwide Team tournament. No date yet.--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ladiva, Zeta, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous thread: >>541743013
Metera deeeeeeeeeeeeees
this thread wont be better
i luv sheep
What compels someone to stream her own birth?
>>541863284Hey, me too
>>541863571condition known as woman. also causes you to pick siegfried.
>>541862776Milk?
>>541863571You can't stream your own birth
>>541863991I did
>>541863649
>>541863891Butter and cheese
>boot game up>get my ass kicked for a couple hours>turn game off
angel milk season 3
wobbly? eu/na east?
What does it mean?https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/1975715891833921586
>>541867473other than perci they're all broken ass gimmick characters that once you get to a certain level on them, forces your opponents to navigate your bullshittrash design
Season 3 guests
2B has 5H and 5M, both which are DNF Duel meme comedy buttons that make you win when you don't deserve it because she's the super special yoko taro coom character so she has to be the one to take the fun out of everything as she walks back for 80 seconds and does lasers, double jumps away and 5H mashes and it all works safely and for free
>>541866780did u have fun
Your danchou
>>541869661my whore danchou
>>541854054>>541854249There's a non-zero chance they fix the mm bug
HelloIs today treating you good?What will you eat for dinner?Can the sun please come out...?
>>541824091play chrono ark, now
>>541871524>Is today treating you good?This economy sucks, I need work, and I will blame the state for it.I just fucking hate the world right now.>What will you eat for dinner?Chicken and rice.>Can the sun please come out...?Yeah, it's not looking great.
>HelloHello!>Is today treating you good?As a neet, every day is good!>What will you eat for dinner?Hot soup with meatballs>Can the sun please come out...?I wake up with the sun every day
Your monkey
>>541871778>when the lyrics dropLUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1975848893188538823deepdicking mari...
>>541876323Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>541876323>>>>more expressions than meg, the character you play asKEKAROOOOOOOOOOO*KILLS YOUR GAME*
>>541876390>hugging Meg's hand while smiling pervertedly SSBA win intro btw HAHAHAHA
Mari has fat earsFAT EARSwhat a FATTY
>>541876686isn't most of this game's roster homosexual anyway?
>>541876390God that’s hot
x-xewom why are you a sold out nowpretty funnyhttps://x.com/ELSA_NIER/status/1975238424086102486
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>>541883659Then I will give this monkey CPR to bring it back. I somehow doubt that the Meg patch would do much to revive the game
>>541884062Meg will result in an uptick in players, like any previous DLC. Despite the doomposting, the game is still healthy overall. We are just in the content slump between DLC characters and battle passes. Not much reason to play right now.She probably won't be as popular as Galleon, the weird shark arm will confuse a lot of people. But she's still a hot girl.
Your next guest character. Praise her for she has no equal.
Why does no one play Belial anymore?
>>541884930Because he's not top tier anymore
>>541884930He's gay
>>541885213dear god...
what changed about belial anywayI didnt play when he got nerfed but he still dunks on me when I come across him
>>541885213Playing as female is even more gay
>>541885589w-well...nyou see...
>>541884930I wish that were true because it seems like 20% of my matches are against Belials, both of them, and they're always so fucking annoying to fight.
I luv 2B.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HGw6g4Ao34
>>541884603As healthy as our game could be. I think the main issue regarding the content drought comes to how Cygames seem to want to spread out their updates and how big they want them to be.They literally started adding those new profile cards each month, because they knew they were releasing less and less content. I'd guess the same goes for EX characters, because retooling a characters moveset is easier than making a new character.
if meg and mari ends up being the assists/tag character instead of sturm/drang I am gonna fuckin explode bros
>>541887214Probably not. Mari is not a fighter. Both Sturm and Drang can fight in some capacity.Although, I'm still betting my arse that Meg will not be some bog-standard rushdown and they do something funky with her.
shes a joke character like lowainshell be rushdown lowainthe meltdown will be worse than with launch bea
>>541887409i guess your arse is mine
>>541887794Wanna bet something?
>>541888191built for the grancawk
>>541888191Lets bet your ass, I win, I take your ass
>>541887192Content drought? Wilnas came out two months ago, BP gives costume,weapon skins,music,character portraits,color palettes and other dumbass stuff for player cards. Honestly we're eating good with content that actual quality the EX characters are probably lowest quality content we got since 2 out of 3 them sucks and just reuses animations.
Wilnas is a charge character with motion inputshe appeals to nobody
>>541876323Why couldn't she be the playable character...
I think wilnas is cool and fun to play
You don't, though.
>>541887214At most Mari will do something during Meg's SBA/SSBA like Societte in Yuel's. That's all she does in their duo unit.
>but sample!Original is 11 MB.Meg art.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112187673
Belial is the only character where Brick had a 100% winrate on the climb to master
>>541863903wtf seox is gay
>>541871017"""""Bug""""""
>>541890291>That's all she does in their duo unit.Except for the pebble/launcher mechanic where Mari follows up with the rocket launcher after Meg's triple attack, and her cheer buffs Meg. With how much they're showing off Mari, she will surely be used in something outside of Skybounds, even if it's like Meg's Ult skills ending with Mari attacking at the end for extra effect.
>>541890437that dipshit lost with katalina
>>541890291>>541891117meg is getting to call mari as an assist at any time
>>541891117>her cheer buffs Meg.I read that as “her cheeks buff Meg”
I think my favorite part of the yuri erasure discourse was "no dev, Meg IS a lesbian with Mari, she's just dense and doesn't know it yet" played straight.
Press 5/6U to Mari.
>>541891325…and not with Belial. Which should tell you something
>>541891502Please no.I hate any of these "press 5U then 6" or other direction moves, like Soriz' 5U. There is something very awkward about them.
>>541891492How come none of them do the same shit with Vira when it's pretty much the same relationship?
>>541891656They do, though. Most yuriniggers only like relationships that don't/won't work or are extremely unhealthy. Yuel/Socie is comparatively unpopular even though they actually have a healthy (platonic) relationship.
>>541891502you can even hold 5u to hold mari...
Add more goodies in the crane machine, more colors, anything instead of ticketsLet us open replays, ranking, almost anything from the main menu within a lobbyMore avatar emotesIncrease chat text limit and remove censored no no words. Add a chat filter option in the menu for people who don't can't handle the real worldGive us back 1.0 Lunalu for everything instead of ranked Let us use stickers in the post match screen More green cabs on the floating islandsIncrease block list limit from 100 to 666Player name, character, rank and wifi indicator for queues
>>541892140>forgot to ask for more than 4 cabs in the roomyou fucked up
>>541892140>Increase block list limit from 100 to 666Player name, character, rank and wifi indicator for queuesthis player will block every matchup that slightly inconveniences him until he has no one left to play with and then ask why the game is so dead
>>541891656>Vira's obsession with Katalinacreepy in-universe, supernatural bullshit making her crazy overprotectivekinda funny because of her interactions with others when Katalina is involved, and Vira has content that isn't Kat-focusedVira wants Katalina to herself, more like a clingy sibling who lashes out at others in comedic ways, not gay stuff>Mari's obsession with Meggenuine in-universe, caused by Meg being coolless funny and kinda cringe as Mari doesn't get much material outside of "Meg is so cool I want to tongue her anus"Mari wants to be the shark on Meg's arm
>>541893464anons rat wife going to school
Where I'm the janitor...
me? I'm the principal...I make the morning announcements everyday, and everyone looks forward to it...
>>541893791>not gay stuffOh come on now, Vira's obsession is extremely gay and it's disingenuous to argue otherwise.
>>541894060Please stand for the morning pledge of allegiance
You didn't just press a button, did you?
>>541894216Do Americans really?
>>541894208I didn't say "no gay stuff." I said it's "more" that her obsession is protective than homolust for Kat.
>>541894598Seemed to make them more unified. Just look at them now that they don't apparently do that so much anymore.
>>541893791even as a bonafide yurihater, vira's super gay for katluckily kat is retarded and also vyrn exists
>>541894598I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS ONE NATION INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
>>541894598I'll try to recite it from memory. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. And to the republic, one nation under kamisama something indivisible AmenHow did I do? I could never keep my eyes open during morning homeroom
>>541894921:D
>>541895219Communist detected.
Zodiac
>>541894921I thought it was 'these united states', not 'the', you know, because there are multiple states.
>>541895518s
>>541894921It's "one nation, under God, indivisible"
>>541895794my state didn't say under god when i was in school
>>541892140>Increase block list limit from 100 to 666can't wait to blocklist the whole fucking population of the game kekaro
>>541896093Die, commie
>>541896093I hope your state is in hell now.
>>541895794'Under God' was only added later due to Red Scare and is grammatically incorrect since the phrase means "God willing".
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Galleon. And to the command grab for which we stand, two thighs, inescapable, with squishing around your head for all.
reminder evo france starts in two days. supposedly on:https://www.twitch.tv/evo4
>>541896550
>>541893464>>541894047I want to date them
>>541896669why are you posting this now then, retard
>>541896848because our euros are time retarded and need multiple days to accept that evo is in two days.
>>541896926prepare to post the same link in two days
>>541896550Sir yes sir I will accept all Galleon j.214Xs
>>541896669>>541896926This is true, bless your soul sweetie and thank you.
>will have a TTRPG session during the tournament, including the finale>also including potential Meg trailerThe fucked part is that it's an online-session, I could sneakily watch the tournament on another tab. But that would be very impolite.
>>541896836What kind of a date spot would you choose?
>>541897367just watch the vods, don't squander your GM's work
>>541897978I will, it's just more exciting to witness it live.
didn't laugh
>>541897559an expensive restaurant and something fun like a water park
Is anybody notable going to evo france?
Why is there so much fanart of Nier
>>541898862I hope you don't expect a kiss on the first date. Or something even more...
>>541897559
>>541898990Very meme-able character.
>>541898460savedfor when it gets buffed
>>541898460Make this the next thread.
>>541897559Spank the monkey
>>541896669>>541896926When is it though? Baguette schnizel crumpets bangers casu martzu perogi vodka
>>541899630What did she do to deserve that?
Schnitzel …
>>541898460*Freedom rings*
They told me Nier was hard to play but I fought a Nier and she just juggled me back and forth with 1 button and doing the same Desu special like 4 times for half my health whenever she landed a hit
This is Vane
Women having sex with other women is hot and if you disagree then you’re just gay
Women can't have sex with other women, dummy.
>>541900010>Make Sin 2>Don't make him a girlwe would have double our current players
>>541900107If you define sex as requiring a penis then I think you’re just insecure in a really dumb machismo sort of way
>>541900010I'd. Vane's got a fun personality that would be good on a woman. If it wasn't for the Lan-chan shit I'd honestly like him. I might even play him, he seems fun mechanically. Too bad.
>>541900240the lady who shows me her private parts says its not sex when i lick them for her but im also not supposed to tell anyone about it
>>541900614That doesn't sound like something a lady would say.
>Dragon Knights RankingSiegfried >>> Percival >>>>>>> Vane >>>>>> Lancelot>Dragon Knights (R63 galge versions) RankingPercival > Vane=Siegfried >>> Lancelot
>>541900582Too big.
>>541900758she did! she reminds me every time
>>541900982Not really
This is Sandalphon (forma de horse)
>>541900582>>541901065small and cute
>>541898990
>>541900614>im also not supposed to tell anyone about itYet here you are, you tattletale. Snitches get stitches, bitch.
>>541900906We need more redheads.
>>541901368nyoooooooo i thought this was anonymouuussse!!!
>>541900906>NormalSiegfried > Percival > Lancelot > Vane>R63Siegfried > Percival > Lancelot > VaneAs simple as that.
>>541901487>badly drawn face>removes all the armorhorrible
>>541901487Instead of Yuel buffs or EX Yuel we should get Anthuria and she should be an actually good dancing character.
>>541901632I would wager it's also AIslop but it's getting harder to tell these days. Could be just a bad artist.
>>541901674What weapon? Fans?
>>541901757you are so clueless it's insane and i would gladly take your retard money
>>541901757it's clearly not AI slopAI art has some distinctive features, at least most of them do, like the irises being drawn weird and somewhat fittingly soulless
>>541901674i like this character
>>541901814Anthuria doesn't use weapons. They'd have to think of something else like Nier's headgear. There's a cool ancient sword dancer too, whobhas bever gotten any content since day 1. I guess Yuel and Societte kinda stole her thunder.
>>541902012Eh, the armor trim, whatever the fuck is going on with the collar, and the elbow pads are all the sort of nonsense you get with AI.
>>541902114Kinda ugly design honestly.
>>541902205I appreciate you being anti-ai despite never making art in your life
>>541902446Fuck off, I make art every day. More specifically I paint miniatures, I suck at drawing.
>post poorly drawn picture>OMG IS THIS AI????? mindbreakjeetchads won
>>541902654It's not even poorly drawn, it has a couple of mistakes. The hair rendering looks great.
>>541902446She's just old... They could modernize her.
AI art is the future, no matter how much you hate on it. And you know it.
>>541902847Yeah, ChatGPT really outdid itself on the hair. They've come a long way.
>>541901814she'd fight with dancing flames and kicks, mainly flameshttps://youtu.be/XIPuqhNaFUQRIP Aliza
>>541901674I don't know who that is, but she looks hot
Really weird how conservatives suddenly start caring about the future when it comes to ai generated images specifically and nothing else.
>>541902862Meant for >>541902358
>>541903002Maybe her "weapon" could just be different colors and styles of flames?
>cOnSeRvAtIvEs out of nowhereM I N D B R O K E NINDBROKEN
>>541903176I would expect it to be dances and poses with the flames extending off her as hitboxes.
Behold, the power of AI.
>>541903176There is an untapped market: Different collars/chokers
>>541903280damn that's cute
>>541901487john titor getting in a time machine to post ai slop all the way back in 2016 after the global world war
>>541903280so this is where the golshi funds went when he cancelled commentary by ferry...
i'm horny
>>541903002>>541903003why do anthuria and fraux both have to be fire erunes
>>541903748Because it makes them better?
cause fire is the best element and dragons run the world
>>541903834yeah but it also lowers the chance of both of them being in season 3 and season 4
as a burger I get to triple dip on hating AI because it looks like shit, chatGPT is turning everyone even more retarded, and datacenters have almost tripled my electricity bill in the last year
>>541904126>and datacenters have almost tripled my electricity bill in the last yearah i forgot the pleasure of my 300+ dollar electric bill
Fire is a DUMB element
>>541904126ChatGPT isn't turning anyone more retarded, it just makes the retards even easier to spot. Sure, in the future it might have adverse effects on the currently still-growing generations, but it hasn't been out long enough for that to have already taken place.
DirtGods run this general
>>541904369@grok is this true
dark, dirt, fire = cool, sexwind, water, light = gay faggot shitwind gets a partial pass and water is only good for summer versions of otherwise sex characterslight... lol
Computer, generate futa beatrix with puffy nipples
>>541904371Imagine ruining the entire color theme and naming convention of every single other dragon just so they dont have to call you the Brown of the Six Dragons
@desu kill that vaseraga for me
>>541904861someone didnt eat something nice today huh
>>541904950i fucking hate food...
>>541905151you are what you eat
@desu... kill ME
We did it, Desu...orange juice for everyone yeah YEAH
>>541903670Tat's ilegal.
your narm badge.... give it to me
mmmmnyokay
>>541901259>just the right amount of thicknessShe falls a bit short in that regard, I'm afraid. She should be closer to this.
>>541905520
>>541905520das amazing kizzington
>>541906048nier would be best if she was a total skeleton like that one girl from years ago
>>541906434
>>541906764me after gooning to lucilius
>>541906764who would this guy main
>>541904627I'm afraid I can't do that for you, Dave
>>541906764
>>541901487Agreed
>>541906764tfw doing this to myself still wouldn't make my shoulders any less broad
>>541906764How are they alive?
>>541903313My waifu does NOT have a blowjob black belt.
>>541906764god thats so hot
>>541907393Animal bodies can be pushed to absurd limits if they're not just physically torn apart.
>>541904507Light is the brown woman element
>>541904369>ChatGPT isn't turning anyone more retarded,>Sure, in the future it might have adverse effects on the currently still-growing generations,>ChatGPT isn't turning anyone more retarded but it is probably turning people more retarded
>>541907639that's not true and makura is earth now
>>541908181too big and brown
Neechang behind the soccerfield in the lobby!
fediel is the only woman of adequate size in the entire grubbleverse
>>541907695It might turn people retarded in the far flung future where people have grown up using it to solve problems. The two operative keywords being 'might' and 'future'. It is not currently turning anyone retarded, only exposing the fact that they were already retarded to begin with. Once we have our first batch of adults who were around 6 years old when they started using LLMs, we can say it more confidently, but then again people are generally getting more dumb anyway regardless of LLMs or their influence so even then it's not for certain.
>>541908796WE AGREE
>>541908846too big
>>541908651Good. Now we can blow up the stadium
>>541908181>that's not trueProve it
i'm rattled every time niggeraga uses 5u to beat a jump in, why is this allowed
>>541910196that one anon thinks he's cool so we have to pretend like he's balanced
>>541910196maybe don't jump hmm?
NOW we fight
>>541910365But he doesn't play anymore and went to SF6. Only his skin walker makes those good morning posts
>>541909780>zoisure>zoimomdead, not canon>horusok>halmaldoesn't count, one's white, they cancel each other out>coombhiraalright>makurashe's dirt now>ionot a woman3 isn't very convincing. dirt has>makura>fiorito>melleau>nemone>real makuradark has>fediel>babu>kolulu
i will make io a woman
>>541911351fuck I put makura twice under dirt. that's still 4 which I am pretty sure is a bigger number than 3light has NOTHING and is eternally the homo element. it will never escape these shackles and dirtGODS will continue winning and being the best
>>541910196Empty jump and throw him
>>541911470[I'll watch.]
>>541910196your multihit air normal?
>>541911351>Io is not a woman>Kolulu isHuh?Also, by your logic Fediel and babu are both water and not dark.
If you don't like Vaseraga just play Lowain, Vane, or Cagliostro and he'll never bother you again.
>>541911869sure, dark can also just not be the brown woman elementa character's true element is the element of the strongest version and dark fediel is way better than water fediel. babu too. light is lucky to have horus and pig
>>541911245>Only his skin walker makes those good morning posts
>>541876323you just know angry Mari is when Meg gets kicked in the face by Ladiva also holy shit the hand pussy gesture, Cygames are fucking shameless
Mari believes in victory
>>541914237cute Io
>>541914237can we get the nigga on the right in rising please
>>541914479Who is he?
>>541914479why the hell is elmott popular
>>541914479But he's already in as part of the beach stage
>>541914479Everyone else is a slut but he is eternally loyal to his element.
>>541914638i hate this shit>>541914620>>541914563i dont know who he is he just looks super cool
>>541914550he never misses with the thumbnails
how the fuck are you supposed to command grab people as vira? that shit has 30 frames startup. i tried her out and keep getting either mashed on or worse fucking thrown myself.
>>541914971frametraps to train them to not mashI've also gotten hit with it with camera oki. I don't remember the exact ender used
>>541914971play against me in the lobby and i will take every vira command grab
>>541914971fight old people
two cuties
>>541887214Stürm booba
>>541914563>>541914773Not too much on him, due to his more simple story but I'll try and list it.He's a wanderer who stayed with an old man for a long time, till his final days. During this time, we find out the old man was a shaman with a flame spirit. There are other characters like this, such as Petra, but we don't know enough yet other than they are shaman with spirits and they will need to use their powers to stop something (the event hasn't gotten much development, pretty sure Petra only got her 5 star uncap middle of last year after a decade).Enough about Petra though. Elmott, after leaving back to wander using his flame magic, gets picked up by the crew and goes through many events to develop his character. One of his major character traits is he's actually a nice guy, despite how he looks. Caring and helpful, despite acting standoffish at most points. Later on he gets a side event where he became a part time teacher at the school where the Manaria Friends gbf ports study. He kinda becomes a GTO for the students there, and is well loved by all.Genuinely a strong character for a guy who's had little development on his personal journey outside of learning his powers are shaman related.
>>541914971Like this
>>541915726From the sound of it, that's probably not enough to go off for a rising character. thanks for the rundown
>>541914971grounded combo resets, lumi scam, offscreen scam, 22U combo, or whiff punish a short button with it. there's lots of ways
>>541916083>2025-10-08 14-37-46macaco?
>>541914971Because shitters (like you) bitched so much, Vira can now just hit 38 meter, combo into 22U, and end the combo with the command grab.
>>541917215why are you so unmice?
>>541917550that change was a mistake
Yeah...YEAH shitters like YOU ehehehehehe#zoigang out
>>541915726I like the style, he kinda looks like a Bright Wizard from Warhammer.
>>541917701What do I need to join the Zoigang?
>>541914702people spent money for this
>>541917781start smoking meth or actually just be a nier player
>>541917631i agree but you should be micer
>>541917139o algo
>>541917878Both methods sound extremely homosexual, I no longer desire to be part of the Zoigang
>>541917215>Vira can now just hit 38 meter,but she can do it with just 34 meter.
>>541917550Constant impotent whining doesn't make you mice either.
Wilnas killed the game
>>541906764thank you.
I imagine all anons here look like this>>541906764Or like Xerom
>>541906764she looks like this so he can look like this
>>541914971The startup of the grab doesn't mean as much in GBVSR than other fighting games due to the generous throw invuln players get on defense, even fast command grabs can get mashed on. The animation is ambiguous as well; Vira moving forward could be the startup of her grab or it could be her dashing up to 66L
I don't look like this
>>541918802you look like this
>>541918891Happy and covered in piss?
i look like an unironic soijak
>>541918979main?
>>541917550Because it completely trivializes the concept of a difficult to obtain install that lasts until the end of the round.
>>541919090Narmaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5d7-0H8vUWUI look like this
>>541919271Good lord why is the beach water so fucking brown in the UK is the jeet problem there really that bad?
>>541917781Quit your job
>>541919271Just because rats can swim, doesn't mean the little bastard isn't absolutely terrified by seeing waves for the first time.
I look like this
>>541917660Wow, Vasanon is so famous...
Charlotta players look like this
>>541919552im glad hes having fun
>>541919668my gf looks like that
>>541919552traitorous polack... hope he's been eating something nice.
>>541915726>One of his major character traits is he's actually a nice guy, despite how he looks. Caring and helpful, despite acting standoffish at most points.YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAP SURE IS A GRANBLUE CHARACTER ALRITE
>>541920074Not wrong. When I first started Vanilla, with little GBF lore, I thought Vaseraga was the big bad. Then I found out he's just a gruff guy with a bout of PTSD
>>541915279which one do you prefer?
>>541920074They should add Lobelia to have the seemingly nice guy who actually gets the biggest boner from crushing people on into paste and recording their dying screams to have fap fuel for later
>average gm winrate>60-80%>average rat gm winrate>50-60%And yet I don't expect any buffs...
>>541919752lollmao even
>>541920731do you really want the setplay zoner with random items to become a good character
>>541919676>>541919543I look like this
they should add sexy 2d children
>Think Vaseraga is a villain>it turns out Zeta is the problem
>>541920872I just want her to become a functional character
>>541920872Yes.
Women cannot be villains
i work to look like this
>>541921015FUCK OFFthere is no middle ground with those kinds of characters
>>541920947but think of the twittertards
>>541921154who cares. they dont play.>23 million views on belial ballsack licking and praising it to hell and back
>>541921015SNIFF sniff
>>541920824vyasanon....
he will be back when 2b is nerfed
myeg byuffs
>>541921545it’s over
>>541921350*rapes your mouth*
He won't be back, once someone quits they rarely come back
>>541918768>The animation is ambiguous as well; Vira moving forward could be the startup of her grab or it could be her dashing up to 66LShe does an animation with her hands before starting to run, that's what you react to.
>She does an animation with her hands before starting to run, that's what you react to.Feel bad for shitters seriously taking advice like that to heart
>>541920662Probably Io, although it it might be simply because I've known her longer and seen her more. Summer Kolulu is ultima cute, though.
>>541922232what am I actually supposed to do? I get hit by her grab 8/10 times
>>541921057The firat major grub villain was a woman
>>541919552Man, I remember actually being hype for that game, and then they revealed it was a tag game and it just kept getting worse and worse with every bit of information they released until the current dumpster fire version...
>>541922335her grab run and normal dash run have different speeds, especially when big meaty or whatever buffed her run speedyou react to the run that is slower by jumpingher hand is indeed one difference but its visible for like a couple frames, so reacting to it is not real is advice only a retard can give
>>541922347No one played the MSQ
Apparently the slowdown of ultimate skills shortens Bikki's 214X range...It really doesn't matter in most cases but still...
>>541920074>mean looking guy, actually niceboring>wholesome looking guy, will murder you with his bare handsdo want
>>541921154Polly want a cracker?
>cag player spikes to 6F every time they TP>go to profile to block them>its a nier mainwhy am I not surprised
>>541922335Anticipated, not react.
>>541922624>her hand is indeed one difference but its visible for like a couple framesWhat the fuck, how slow are you people? You clearly see it and you have like 25 frames to then react accordingly.
>>541922930so true
>>541914971you don't. you combo into it from 22U or counterhit c.H.or you use M DP as a combo ender in the corner. the camera movement helps to hide raw 5U. if they mash on you, run up and c.H instead.
>>541922809Another reason to hate ultimate slowdown despite bwick insisting it doesn't actually do anything
>>541922930>issa reactableIt should be a bannable offense to post things like this without a millia blocker picture attached to it.
Legitimately can't believe this general is still alive and so active for such a dead game.
>>541923227Millia's mix is way faster than 30 frames thoughbeit.
>>541922809this is some "game logic is tied to framerate" type shit from back when ps3 games were ported to pc...typical japanese devs.
>>541923302good community, shit gameit happens
>>541923302Awful community that does not appreciate the game (I'm not playing today).
>>54192322725 frames is objectively reactable.I’m a reactionlet, but top players will react to 25 frames more often than not.
>>541923367Those animations are also way more distinguishable from her other attack animations.Whereas Vira's command grab barely looks different from her normal run.You didn't include a millia blocker image btw.
>>541922930>What the fuck, how slow are you people?
>>541923302The game is small but very active. It’s not dead. There’s a difference.
>>541923227How many times do you need to be told that TK bad moon was designed to be unreactable. That was the whole fucking point of milliablocker. It's a fuzzy block simulator, not a reaction simulator.
>>541924123>isolated reaction testokay now set it to flash to a random color and you only have to react to one of them
>>541924252its going to be even worse
>>541924167The point isn't that one move is meant to be unreactable, it's that reaction times are vastly slower than normal when you have to distinguish between different moves before you react.
>>541919552>>541919752>>541921350>>541919975Wow thats so cool haha!I didnt play 2XKO since i made my long post about it here, which is like ~2 weeks now i think.The funniest thing is that i figured out this combo pretty early on, and by the end of my playtime i was doing ~300 damage more with a new one, meaning it would leave Juggernaut Blitzcrank (highest HP) at 1 hp, and thats with fury cancel after half of the combo, so if you have fury from the start you just 1 shot anybody unless they have Break.
>>541924123My fellow late 20's grandpa
my reactions have only gotten better with age to be desu with you
Reactions? I just guess and shit works
>>541924480dont fucking call me out like this
>>541924480>20s30s brother
>>541924830My beautiful wivesand Ruria
>>541924480>>541924751>>541924776>>541924865Stop playing videogames and go make a family
Burkina Fasoooo, with peace and quiet, my one and only desire...
so i can't bc because she blocks it, i can't dp because she blocks itwhen, exactly, do i get to play the game vs metera?
>>541924986having a huge dick doesnt matter if you cant look an attractive female in the eye
>>541924830this is greatim slightly amused theres just a seperate lone tiger included
>>541924471Vasanon! Vasanon! The public wishes to know, do you intend on picking up a secondary any time in the future? Or maybe even any new games you've been trying? As the up and coming star of the general, the public wishes to know.
>>541925084>when, exactly, do i get to play the game vs metera?When you pick Vaseraga or maybe Soriz.
>>541925410Cringe post
>>541924918who is my favourite concubine>>541925351There's also the card for them both, but I guess that guy still prefers Huang over Pai.
>>541924986I hate women and women hate me.
>>541925469metera is the only character soriz loses to according to the chart
>>541924986but im scared and my peepee small
Dumb dragons
>>541924986I don't want to have children and I'm also capable of recognizing that I would a pretty fucking terrible as a parent. I also don't think it's ethical to bring more children into this world considering how shit it is currently and how much worse it's going to get in the next few decades.
>>541926157dont cats die from eating chocolatewtf
>>541926157>dragons>cat included
>>541926209Shit anon, the later half of your reply just went full cuckold
>>541926157>We got the flaming homo instead of the cool flying catI will never not be mad.
>>541926157>everyone assumes Wilnas holds the pen with his fist>it's actually Fediel that does this
>>541926268thats a dragonand what chocolate??
>>541926157my wife wamdus is so beautiful
>>541926416arent the cards sent because you sent them chocolate?
Should I play Alan wake or Final fantasy IX? after I'm done with Granblue fantasy versus rising for the day
>>541926380My life has been mostly suffering, I don't see why I would want to inflict a similar experience on someone else. I don't see how acknowledging that life is generally pretty shit is cucked, but whatever.
>DLC characters get emergency patches because of all the backlash>not enough people play metera and she doesnt dominate amongst the scrubs so theres not as much noisedo your part and give them feedbackhttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/feedback
>>541926642final fantasy ix
god i want some chocolate
I want chocolate from chocolate girls
>>541925410Secondary as in a second character? Not really, Vaseraga is super cool to me and he seems to be a pretty perfect match when it comes to looks, personality, playstyle and his moves. I really like him, and his voice is great as well.As for a game, im playing Street Fighter 6 a little while waiting for Meg to revitalize the game in the hours i can play. I keep thinking about Strive but that game is so crazy and i didnt find a character that really matches me to make me want to try it bad(i wouldnt try SF6 if there was no Marisa, shes pretty much SF6s Vaseraga).
>>541926642alan wake
LOOK AT ME I'M OLD AND I PLAY OLD GAMES!!HAVE I MENTIONED I'M OLD?!!GOD BEING OLD IS SO COOL!!!
>>541926915Did you try Nagoriyuki?
>>541926642Play Fallout: New Vegas instead.
>>541926502i think the actual cards are a complete seperate thing but there is an ingame event when you give them chocolate yeah
>>541927001Cat slayer anon should find and poison all cat posters
>>541927001go get poisoned and die stupid cat
When are NA anons playing?
Hello I ejaculated today
>>541927697in about 2 hours ratfucker
I refuse to pronounce quinoa as "keenwa" fuck you.
evens stay up and beat up nasissiesodds go to bed early
>>541927073Does this mean Beelzebub would canonically say this
>>541927831you guys got lucky this time, the euGOD (me) won't be appearing tonight
>>541927992but you always lose
>>541927924wut, no they are separate characters
>>541928104Why do they look exactly the same then
>>541924986I would've liked to be a father...
>>541927001Unironically, yes.While I wish I were younger...Older games were better.
>>541928306>I would've liked to be a father...>Posts a faggy molester Yeah, good thing you aren't
>>541927992yeah you suck get out of here, jobberfraud
>>541926157What does Wilnas's say?
>>541928313shes right...
>>541928608ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>541926886tsundere
>>541928608kansha
>>541928212i dont fuggin know, ive heard people say he's a weird lesser clone of her but i cant find any sources
>>541928386Are you sure you're not thinking of Jin?
>>541928608>かんしゃ, thanks, gratitude, appreciation, thankfulness
>>541927697Some EU rats might be willing to fight you if you're interested.
>>541927992>>541927831nooo ilsa simp....
>>541928059proof???>>541928570you play a cheater character
>>541929220>you play a cheater characteryou too
if your throwbait is plus on block you did NOT earn it
>>541929492Vanebros we earned it
>>541929082wifeable
>>541929808yes, it also moves him forward so he has to hold a strike throw situation if i don't bitefaggot ass narmaya/seox/uno/metera/cag just has it be plus so they can try again, it's retarded
If you throwbait at all, you did not earn it
>Rushdown opponent does the usual 66L fL 66L walkup cL cL fL 5M 236L or whatever block pressure>I sit and block>Opponent waits after spacing himself out... does another blockstring, tries to slip in a throw>I tech the throw, sit and block>Opponent waits even longer... does another blockstring, tries some bait>I don't bite; I sit and block>Opponent repeats and does a slow plus frame move>I DP on reactionI don't know when it's my turn.
>>541929220sorry i didn't all the times you lost with your fraudulent character 2b/sandal/charlotta
>>541930890and then they BC when you attempt to pressuregranblue fantasy versus RISING
sandy is honest doe
>>541931482i thought you went to sleep!!!
>>541927778Why don't ever play 7 hours ago
>>541929492KIYA
>>541927010I saw him but didn't try him, from what I understand he has some kind of blood bar/resource that if he falls to manage he dies and that felt really unforgiving.
>>541928759Babu (shalem) was one of bahamut's 2 speakers, the other being lucio (sahar), who were both in charge of the development and expulsion of threats to the sky. When bahamut was split, the one that would go on to create the astral realm decided to make clones of the speakers since the originals stayed with the half in the sky. Those clones were beelzebub and lucilius, both of whom have entirely different personalities from their origin halves, bubs being an egomaniacal jobber bent on one-upping lucilius and ruling the sky, and lucilius being a mad genius nihilist who wants to return everything to zero just to spite bahamut.
2b is honest do-*head randomly explodes*
“Anila in bottom 2 is ridiculous. This character is NOT weak.” - Brick
>>541932478brick is smart he would not say thisthis is propaganda
>>541932695didn't that timmy say ferry needs buffs
>>541932478Whenever I play against a real good Anila player, and they crush me, I wonder "What again was the problem with this character?"Like, the worst thing I could say about her is that she's solid without any busted bullshit.Granted, "real good Anila player" is likely extremely dedicated and makes her look good.And I'm also bad at the game
Anila is high tier.
Hauhet for season 3
>>541933478>"What again was the problem with this character?"she's mostly played by gacha coomers
>>541933564Yes.YES
>>541933564I'll main her white skin blonde hair color.
If you lose to an Anila, that person could have beaten you with anyone on the roster.
>>541933916not how it works
ougi
>>541934054There isn't a single thing Anila does better than another character other than paizuri
>>541933916thats how it works
>>541933564
>>541934706Same but Beatrix.
>>541933916That’s the kind of logic that leads you to think Destin is the best player in the world because he once got top 8 with solo Vikala.Low tier heroes usually don’t do THAT much better when they pick a top tier. Sometimes they do worse
>>541933478Her problem is most of her player being braidead coomers The character itself has no real flaws outside being the most basic of shotos with zero saunce, she's just mid. "honest mid tier" but unironically.She doesn't carry, coomers lose, coomers seethe and cry bottom 1 and swap to some char that can carry their fried brain. Granblue players have no skill and need to be carried.
>>541863891>>541862776Mommy Galleon..
>It's another episode of "They're not bad, they're just balanced in a game where literally every single other character is broken (in comparison)"
Aniwa bathwater....
>>541934054Not him, but we call it the Anila test for a reason. You pick Anila against a new player to gauge his skill level. If he can't beat your basic footsies and un-rollable fireball game, then he's not to be taken seriously.
2B is honest.
>>541935364This but with Siegfried.
>honest
*hold this honest button*
>>541935460Siegfried is actually good though
>>541935364This but with Cagliostro
>>541935550Siegfried 5H is genuinely a pretty bad button. Not even memeing, if you think it's good, you are bad at fighting games.
>suck at hit confirming>now want to try out percivalbros...
HEY EVERYONE I HEARD WE'RE PRESSING HONEST BUTTONS THAT ARE HONEST SO I THOUGHT I'D DROP IN
>>541935646Nuh-uh.
blue nade counterplay?
>>5419353082.1 and 2.2 were a mistake
>>541935481Its slow and easy to punishWake up skilless grampa
These piece meal balance patches are ass. Where is the big meaty part 2?
>>541935896Rising was a mistake in general. It's amazing how much more fun the game would be if you just deleted ultimates and 66L from everyone.
>>541935308you never played a game with broken characters, grub babyyou lose your mind if you block for 2 seconds lmfao
>>541935932Nearly every attempt I see at stuffing this move fails and the opponent eats a counter hit. Nearly every attempt I see at punishing this move also fails as it's safe when spaced.
>>541936018this and also brave counter, 2B, wilnas, and cag
>>541935718True Siegfrieds only kick.
>>541936018Arcsys and FKHR hated vanilla. Changes had to be made regardless of what the core fanbase thought.
>>541936018I like my characters ultimates, though.
>>541936182>he's still seething over Wilnas
>>541936119because its not slow and its not easy to punish.
>>541929132Sorry anon, after the in about two hours reply i left to tidy my room
>>541936018nahit would be boring shit
>>541936018ultimates are fine as a concept, they're just horribly balanced, like U fireballs66L and BC are horrible though I agree
Competitive rat drowning!
>>541935349
>>541936119When its spaced to be safe its easy to react toWhen its not its punishable as fuckseems like grub babies never head about risk-reward. they well cry about anything they cant deal with instead, as usual
>>541937005How did you cut this out?AI?
>>541937247can you tell me how many frames you have to react when its spaced
>>541936436>>541936731Honestly most ults are fine, the idea of being able to spend meter to use a special even if it's on cooldown is good. The issues is mostly that there are way too many retarded jump scare ult lariats that hit fullscreen or at the very least 3/4 screen away, are combo starters and are safe. The worst ones even have some additional properties like fucking armor or invincibility. Since they more or less crush anything else, the only real counter-play is wait until the screen turns blue and then DP, assuming they don't have invincibility in which case counter-play doesn't exist and you just have to take it. It also feels extremely arbitrary on who gets what properties on their ult lariat.In general the ult balancing feels completely fucked with some ults being so good they carry the entire character while many are gimmicky knowledge checks at best and several are utterly useless. When the game launched I assumed it was because they were new and thus would still need balancing, but after all this time the same ults are still retarded and the same ults are still useless, for the most part.
>>541937247>punishable as fuck>-8
>>541869661My sex slave
>>541935481>Slow big counterhit 66Hthis... isn't unique whatsoever???
Add 6Ps to the game. Give Anila May's 6P.Add stun to the game
>>541937603f.M is a 40-60% punish for most of the cast if you burn resources
>>541937848Most of them have far less range and are punishable on block unlike this one.
anilas first active frame for an unpunishable 66h begins at frame 17. she will be -6 but outside of f.l range.
>>541929492my what?
i love jumping over 66l and still getting 2hd
>>541938441>outside of f.L range*laughs in kataviracilius*
>>541935887Is that the one you can't dodge? I see Eustace like once a month
I love pre-pre-pre-emptively jumping over an ultimate projectile and still getting 2H'd
>>541937542It does seem like they really really wanted you to use them so they just overtuned the hell out of them. I think if they removed the refund mechanic, that by itself would do the trick.
>acquire omniscence>predict 500 different futures>see the one where my opponent uses U fireball>frame perfect roll his U fireball>you're now -1
I LOVE using the wrong option to try and both avoid and punish a tool and getting punished for it.I LOVE trying to whiff punish a jab with 66H, bros. This game is SO FUCKING BAD because you can't punish some of the fastest moves in the game with the slowest option possible.
>>541937603that's a M button punish when her tits are on your faceyou are really bad lol
LET ME FEEL THE POWER
WHY AREN'T ANILA'S TITS IN MY FACETHIS GAME SUCKS I WANT TO PLAY GBVSR IN REAL LIFE
>>541938874this post reeks of nier/cag player
>>541938902>whenare you still stuck in s-rank? that shit hits from over roundstart distance. nobody is going to 66H in your face.
>>541938821It wouldn't, because the retarded ones would still be retarded and playing against them would still grind the game to a halt and the shit ones would be even less worth using. That's the crux of the issue, the severe discrepancy in their power level.
>>541939132I would never in my fucking life pick one of those two troon-coded bitchass characters.
>coded You need to go back
>>541938615on a perfectly spaced frame 17 kat cant even get a f.lon frame 18 she never gets it.
>>541939028that could rupture my asshole
>>541939207They'd come at more of a cost since using more than one ult per round would basically preclude getting to use SBA or even many more ultimate. If all your ults suck or only one ult is good, that'd be more balanced if it meant you got to use SBA/SSBA where characters who use their ults all the time never get to use that.I think it's mostly fucked because a character with a good ult can tag you with that and still combo into super much of the time.
>throw projectile>blue slop slow motion scrub garbage move slow motions me and they get a hit on me first despite me throwing the projectile 5 minutes earlier Cool mechanic, I enjoy it when time stop and literal bullet time slow motion make it into fighting games haha very awesome and skillful plays haha
>>541939429Without collapsing into a pile of goo, describe to me the type of people that like the following character archetypes>Old man in a little girl body>Moody, sad, murder-suicide fueled menhera
This game is not very good.
join the lobby
>>541939978i am agonized by woman.
>>541939815I have zero interest in doing that, I am not defending those characters, that is not part of the conversation. You using the term _____coded tells me you are some kind of tourist faggot and I'm telling you to return to whatever hole you came from.
What are the Beelzebub knowledge checks
>>541940036
>>541940145block low
>>541940145Hold up on knockdown when he has you in the corner with 100 meter
>>541940145All of them.
>>541941174HOLY...
>>541941174no woman with a body like this could ever actually be a miserable sack of shit like niernier should be dumpy and ugly like her personality
Desu... I spilled ice cream on my chest in a suggestive manner again...
>>541938821Reminder initially ult skills had zero combo application as they all triggered combo limit instantly but everyone complained their cool new blue move had no practical use outside of throwing away 50 meter for hkd so they reworked all of them entirely
>>541939735skillful plays indeed. bwick proved the slow motion doesn't affect your frame data, it's purely visual
input reader's being extra shit today
>>541942003We know Djeeta
thread is being extra shit today
Desu... They're belittling my immense suffering again...
>>541939145Then what's the issue? When its spaced you always should react to it Its not safe from round start distance btw lil bro
Is nearly 7k meterless off a counter hit good if it's midscreen?
is u Karma guaranteed in the air
>>541943645yes, very
>>541943645My character barely gets that in the corner...
>>541927697ryight nyow
>>541942964it could be way worse
Under no circumstances should Wilnas ever be dealing more damage than Vaseraga. Vas actually requires work for his damage.
>>541944026yessir
>>541944918>Vas actually requires work for his damage.
>>541945006that seems kind of good
prediction: meg trailer reveal at evo france, simultaneous "you can play meg right now" release and balance patchyuel buffed to the moon. millions must dievaseraga taken out back and shotmetera, katalina slight nerfsmore Underutilized Underperforming Parts of 2B's Kit buffed. people will continue downplaying
Yuel buffed to the moon, millions must sukiari
prediction: eos announcement no season 3
>>541945152>more Underutilized Underperforming Parts of 2B's Kit buffedher jU~U is the least used move in the game, its time for a change! oh and gravity!
>>541945236Yes, Djeeta will get sword of eos in the next battle pass. Very nice.
Ah come from the future... It's bleak, fellas.Ol' Yuel DID get buffed to the moon... Nowadays, the whole lobby's flippin' and slippin' and yippin' all day long til the cows come home. It's a regular hotfox hootenanny. To add skeeters to a hot day, the whole thread's always' typin' with a yokel accent. We ain't never recoverin' from this.
i hope they nerf the rat and buff 2bthe seethe will be delicious
>>541945670Do I still get a prize for playing look at the fox?
>>541945670Ah lurv Yurl's bushy tayyyyyl....
>>541945753Yessir. But everybody looks at the fox, every day. All day long. Alls we do it look at the fox anymore. The fluff's unstoppable. And the only reward's more lookin' at the fox...
ggs rat anon.
Can a kind anon remind me when is Evo Frog edition?
>>541946551>>541896669>>541896926FRIDAY THE 10TH
>>541946619thanks
ok I finally fought a Yuel after 700 games and they played like an absolute skullfuck retard so I still have no clue what she does
Why do so many people use Razer Wilnas
>>541948219Razer what?
>>541947774she gambles 500 times a round for a crumb of frame advantage or damage with bad risk/reward on 80% of her toolsthere's just a lot of different ways to gamble
GGs EXJiita, Neechang and Yool anons
>>541948738Sorry, I forgot the ratGAWD
I... I lost.
>>541949557lost what?
>>541949557You know what comes after that
>>541946194>>541949270jeejs, she's so fun I hope she gets buffs
Soriz is such a braindead gorilla nigger character that gets rewarded for fucking flowcharting >oops, did I catch you not holding block??? Haha, here's some full screen blueslop that leads into a combo for some reason>Do you not know the exact timings of my pressure gaps that I can string together randomly and still frametrap you with? LOL, I get a full combo tee hee>bro just play patient *loops pressure that pushes you to the other end of the screen if you don't blow BC*>uh oh, I got caught with my skills on cooldown, better stall with U until I can spam them againIf you play Soriz you are a fat balding manlet
>>541949664I am indeed balding but I am neither fat nor a manlet, above all, I am plus.
harvin pajamas
>>541950110
>>541950279beautiful women
aint readin all of that
>>541950380Ok let me shorten it for you;Soriz players are faggots who abuse a broken character
The Soriz experience
>>541949664>uh oh, I got caught with my skills on cooldown, better stall with U until I can spam them againJust dodge?
>>541949664Soriz players only have to know their character and a few niche interactionsTheir opponents not only have to know their character, but also be better at playing Soriz than the SorizIn principle, not that much different than a zoner
Every couple of months i stumble upon a bunch of skinny girls doing self harm on twitter and I don't know why, like some days the algo just says: this bitch cutting her wrist might interest you, broGood thing those girls are not as cute as the ones in Granblue fantasy versus rising
Buff H Karma so it combos without counterhit
>>541951098Ummm we're not different because uhhh, muh tourneysNo I've never been in tourney but we don't win and the streamers put us low on the tier list so we're weak :(
>>541951949every streamer puts soriz at top tier but none of them play soriz
>>541951146ok
ok i watched the bubs video and it said what to do when someone jumps or dodges black flies but what about rolling it
>>541952428You weren't supposed to mention that...
>get bullied by Yuel because I'm bad>get signed out to add insult to injuryI'm rather upset...
Today I learned something I will need to rewire my brain to stop doing this
Chill out Wubbly
>>541953839I HATE IFRAMES
>>541953839why would you do that in the first place
I can't play with the friend who got me into this game anymore because he has a remote gig now and I legit cannot fucking beat him because I actually have to work 40 hours a week I just fucking walk away mad every time because all I do is get frustrated at my constant mistakesThis is a dogshit genre that's im-fucking-possible to just play casually because any significant gap in skill just ruins the funI'm either beating the tar out of a retard that's barely more than a very alive practice dummy or I'm getting my dick flattened by someone who's at 1000 hours played by nowNeither of those are fucking funAnd when I do get a good fight it's nothing but me trying to push myself to the limit and I barely feel any elation when I win, just relief that the trial is overThis shit is worse than fucking MOBAs
When will the clique get bored and leave? Not really enjoying the lobbies cause of them.
>>541955232who do you and your friend play
>>541955232why don’t you two do something else together?
>>541955312they left yesterday broi beat them all up and freed the lobby for us, come and join
>>541955232Play Relink
what is the knowledge check that makes Zooey's big flying move not a godlike answer to any projectile in the game
>>541955336He plays Vas and Soriz. To be fair he played both of them when they were trash so he's not a tier whore but they still basically feel like some of the most non-interactive fighters without being zoners.I play Charlotta and a bunch of other random characters I don't lab much on.>>541955458We do. It just can't be GBVS
https://www.twitch.tv/nenecheeLet's cheer on Obby Dobby
>>541955779>cheering on a vasnigga
>>541955779why?
>>541955686there is none, it's just straight up good against projectiles in general.the only real knowledge check is on zooey herself, some projectiles recover pretty fast so you are kind of stuck to using L DP though you can capitalize against a lot of other ones with H DP
This Vikala champ looks like a perfectly reasonable and functional character
>>541955779CHEERING ON OUR GUY
>>541940145Bubz is just a reflex checkIf you can react to the teleport and the vacuum, he's not hardIf you can't, then no knowledge will save you
>>541955779rat gawds run dis shit
ANOTHER TOURNAMENT WIN FOR TOP 1 UNBEATABLE VASERA- oh wait vikala won
>champ
>>541956969but everyone says the entire gimmick of the character is having to remember 12 knowledge checks at once until he finds one you forget about
>>541957582it means he plays bubs
Boobies
there is nothing that makes me want to kill myself more than getting dps blocked or dodgedlike why are you even in my rank with your stupid fucking pink square if you literally have to try so little that you already know when people who haven't played 12000 matches feel like they can mashis it because you're too much of a garbage shitter to play in a real rank where people go onto discord to find out how to stop your layer 1 flowchart?there's always one guy suspiciously way "better" than everyone else playing on a given night, funny how they never seem to actually rank up
>>541958406It's crazy how schizo this franchise is with fanserviceOne moment, you have characters like Galleon, Catura, and Haase in her latest Fate EpisodeAnd then the next you're reading about a whiny angel pining after his dead daddy-husband
>unironically thinking there are smurfs in fighting games
>>541955312and you are?
oh now you all leave fine get outget out you useless smelly poorfat zombiesat least one based anon supported Saga
>>541959509Zombieland Sloppa is extremely overrated.
>>541959509You see tomorrow anon =)
>>541959509this anime fucking sucked
GET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Z8Zca8wqTO0
>strive
I liked the rap battle episode and I thought it was generally fun but didn't go anywherehttps://youtu.be/Ok2b0MrpA_0?si=eA-H7o5g2sBHq1AI cagliostro versus rising
>>541959839>>541960316your parents should have raised you better
>>541955312you must beat them in a f10... and rape them
>>541955312Namedrop them if you're so great. You won't, pussy.
lately i've been thinking
>>541949664>his minus frames line up exactly with the startup of the buttons I have to punish withI love being at the mercy of the input buffer!
what does anila breast milk taste like?
>>541961891you can just go out and buy sheep milk anon
>>541962000I’m pretty sure my supermarket doesn’t sell sheep breast milk
>>541962126literally all milk is breast milk
>>541962387even dick milk?
-_-
>>541951146Yet another abhorrent Zoi post
MMMMSSSHLLLRRRP
>Close light - +4>Close Medium - 0>Close Heavy - -2Why do they have it in the wrong order?Why is the fastest attack the most advantaged?
>>541963116It's like that in every game
>>541963116>most rewarding button that deals the most damage and starts the best combos is plusthey call this insanity
>>541963116because you get the best reward on hit with heavy buttons which are slower and worse on block
>>541963338your close slash?
>>541963116post again when you're at least gold master
>>541963561
>>541963116haha yeah it sure would be great if my long reaching heavy attack would be plus so that my opponent would never be able to take their turn
>>541963831*presses after c.h once*
>>541963561>block 5H>block her follow-up>she potentially loses the round off going minus up closeBalanced
>>541899430I wish I still had your naive hope anon
>>541965353this creature would be a good wife.
My hotwife Fraux will be in season 3
>reach 500+ crystals>immediately fight Vaseragacan he at least have some risk associated with anything he does?
>>541966196>If he blue throws that beats anything on the ground including downback and dodge>If he blue tackles that beats a jump to bait it>If I'm far enough away to beat both I just don't get okiI knocked him down, why am I the one guessing?!
>>541966196ive been enjoying rank more now that i took the DLN routei dont lose crystals
post drawing music to stave off the need for sleep pleaseso i can draw granblue fantasy versus rising fanart of course
>>541966891>post drawing musicwhat have some zesty japs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwglJMFgOs
>>541967142that opening goes so hardreminds me of colossus
>>541967254that's a song from Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising!
Realistically, how should one go about buffing Zooey?
>>541967402remove the top from her summer skin
>>541967402By nerfing her because she doesn't need shit.
>>541967402Abdominal exercises
>>541967402slip creatine into her coffee
>>541967492>>541967642>>541967672I was being serious...
>>541967934so were we
>>541967402Make light spinning slash plus on block and light aerial spinning slash crumple on counterhit
>>541967402nerf her 66L and L dragon
>>541967967Remind me, why doesn't 623L have a rising hitbox again?
>>541967934so was I
>>541967934you'd have to explain to us whats wrong with zooey. despite every body in this thread loving and playing zooey we somehow cannot see her flaws.
FU-UNDOSHI SHI NETE
Come on, anons. Don't make me ask >>>discord. I actually have faith in you guys.That and I don't want to be met with that disgusting versusia scaly again
My wife will be in season 3https://youtube.com/shorts/e7vf8mGA0OE
>Versusia scalygood taste
>>541968362you're in a thread full of people who think theres nothing wrong with zooey short of not being able to do 8k off a midscreen blue button.
here's your tiger for tonight
>>541967402send her players to the methadone clinic
>>541967402I think she's fine as she is right now, she has a little bit for every situation, average damage and I don't see how could she be buffed
>>541968504zooey is literally top 6
>>541968682GROUNDED 22U CRUMPLES AND PULLS IN
I thought we thought Zooey was bottom 2 after Vikala
>>541967402she shouldn't be, but if she did they should give her back the crumple lightning but not make it the most useless move in existence with 50 frames of startup
>>541968834Grounded 22U pulls away, anon, not that you cannot combo out of it anyway mind you but landing/being hit by 22U is a rare occurrence anyway because of the startup so I think it's fine>>541969020It still crumples, I guess you're talking about when it could guardbreak
>>541969010bottom 2 is vicky and lunalu
>>541969224no i want 22u to crumple, suck you into zooey and leave you in counterhit state long enough for her to j.u to hold you loop prisoner mid screen
Why is Zooey's defense so terrible?
>>541969608how
>>541969608It's not, aside from a lack of a meterless DP
>>541969608>Armors this post
>>541969608Just 2M their toes bro
>>541969608Because her moveset was originally designed for a setplay character so what she has isn't very good to balance out that if she locks you down she will assfuck you. Then they completely removed her setplay and now she just has a bunch of shit that isn't very good.
>>541969675do girls in japan really wear towels into the bath?
>>541969709And no bullshit button to bail her out
>>541969961No they go naked, but you can't show that on TV.
>>541970024>No they go naked, but you can't show that on TV.then why have i seen it on tv
>>541969965What is this magical bullshit button that everyone else uses?she has a really good f.L and 2M for defense, on top of that even having the opponent block 2M lets you go into L dragon and get plus frames to push out
>>541970105I didn't mean CCTV.
I NEED A BUTTON THAT GIVES ME BACK MY TURN, SETS UP MY OFFENSE AND GIVES ME A BLOWJOB NYOW
>>541969945They not only removed her setplay, but also powercept it in Rising. Why would I play Zooey when Grimnir and Cagliostro exist?
>>541970346I GOTCHU BRO
>>541970361because zooey has insane anti zoning, better corner pressure than those two, and an armored 66H that gives a full combo
>>541970361Because you're not a homosexual
>>541970569>better corner pressure than cagliostronoI agree with everything else
>>541970346Who gives a fuck about turns when the opponent is going to graze the lingering hitbox anyway. It also makes the opponent suck YOUR dick.
>>541970695it's trueL dragon has no counterplay and costs essentially nothing to throw out 80 times while you threaten strike/throw/throwbait for a gorillion damage
>>541970569>better corner pressure than those two>no throw bait or camera oki in patch of our lord 2.2Like I said, powercrept
>>541970869>no throw baitshe literally has one
>>541970869>no throw bait?
>>541970972>>541970985>expecting zoitards to know their own character
>>541970720
Now this character actually NEEDS buffs
>>541971237Who?
>>541971157scary foot...
>>541971445
>>541971518dont ever look up ballerina feet.
>>541970720>also conveniently antiairs the half screen in front of herWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>541970720Can we stop talking about the bottom feeder jobber and address the real bullshit in the room?Oh cool, Zooey has lightning oki and Grimnig has camera oki and can opener seals. Meanwhile, this rotten gaping wound tranny has a meterless throw bait that shits on DPs or can throw you into full combo.>"Dude just mash!"You press a button, she blocks your plus on block whatever, and then you die to the trap that hit confirms from block. What wonderful cocksucking game design brought to you by Fagsystemworks.
>>541971718She needs it
cag is my favorite grappler
For me, it's Big Cog
>>541971993holy
>>541971010people who think zoi is weak don't play her because they think shes weak
>>541971768>combos off throw>combos off autocombo overhead>combos off autocombo low>multiple air stalls with no landing recovery>spammable zoning specials that you have no choice but to take up the ass>oh you're in the corner with a trap below you? gg next roundLiterally "fuck you you play MY game" the character.
Cag was always broken. Grubbers were just too retarded to figure it out years ago
Posting Nier porn to obliterate the threadhttps://nhentai.net/g/373619/
>>541973343We don't take kindly to colored pages 'round here
>>541973531coloring book but you have to color metera shitting on the floor
>>541971632>even in this evil, corrupted form, she still wears white pantsuThat's my Danchou
>>541973830My kind of coloring book
>>541971632Put on a shirt young lady, and you are grounded for a month
HewwooI couldn't post the whole day, damn I missed you guys
>>541974534stop getting banned
>>541975042I wasn't banned, just busy finna read the whole thread
>>541975262its shit dont worry
What should the next bread be?
>>541975907Ilsa
>>541975907
>>541975907Cagliostro in honor of the nerfs coming in 4 days.
>>541976164Will you kill yourself when she gets buffs?
>>541976354Killing yourself over a game would be dumb
>>541975907vikala
>>541976354no i love my life and playing cag.
>>541976453Same. I'm excited for the patch.
>>541949664>here's some full screen blueslop that leads into a combo for some reasonDo you have old man reflexes or something? Just dodge or block it, that shit is literally always minus.
2B-san...
>>541977346gone... just like the baker.
I’ll give a blowjob to whoever bakes
>>541976354I might actually quit this PoS game if those niggers buff Cag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaHF78gdpzU
>>541978638
>>541978487You can't just post every bwick thumbnail
