>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1023>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>541866623
Why do you even care so much about "cheating" in an entirely noncompetitive game?
>>541931058i'm gonna cheat on you with your mom in a minute
>>541930994Quitting this game now for being boring.
>>541931058Why do you need to cheat if you're not a shitter?
Revenant
saars... I did not REDEEM the 3bars saaar
If you start every thread with the same shitpost you're ngmi
>>541920843>bjarktroon is a disgusting mixed race fat fucki'm honestly not even surprised at this point, holy fuck
allow me to kill myself
>>541931576Don't do it saar merchant!
>>541931481So clearly whiteness was never the thing you people gave a fuck about, you were just latching on to whatever buzzword you could to shitpost about
I INSIST that the all of you will NOT to mock the people of India ever again or will be the curse of Shiva upon you!!!!!!!
>>541931641you are not white you obese tranny jesus christ just how delusional are you? you're just giving us free ammo to make fun of you at this point
Maybe if I panic roll that will-ACK!
>>541931641that's always been the case hasn't it they just latch onto whatever thread personality makes an appearance and begin to use the words brown and troon
>>541931481>bjarktroon is against racism and slurs>turns out xhe is a brownoidEverything is starting to make sense now.
are you guys ready for another of round of bjark samefagging
>>541931058playing with build enabling relics is fun.just stacking damage is boring obviously
GG Augur.When you don't have any damage negation, all your loot was ultra shit, and you best weapon is a fucking ballista.
>>541931641you look brown in that pic. if it was just the lighting then take another one in clear sunlight
>>541931058These are the same 'people' that think using CE to cheat 999 items and 100 25+ fully upgraded weapons to get an edge in PvP is totally heccin' different and not at all arguably worse than editing achievable relics in a PvE game.
>>541932234didnt have any until it was mercifully dropped for me at the end. ggnoklateo was very smooth. godskins get scary when they oneshot yougood pathing in any case
>>541931481Tbf that's obviously bad lighting, but man what a fat stubby hand, bad amerimutt genetics.
>>541932370I'm against both nice strawman though
>>541932568That wasn't a strawman, it's called straight facts + you seem upset?
>>541932530Everything in that game would either one shot me or do 90% of my health. I had to play extremely safe the whole run.If only there was a way in game to communicate cause I kinda hoped sludge would have the brain power to duplicate one of his full hp damage negation in noktaleo. But he did not...That's something that really bothers me with some of you erg, you don't check your teammate inventory. It was pretty clear that game that I was in a desperate situation when it's second half of day 2 and you can see in my inventory that I have absolutely nothing.
>>541931481Do you not know what lighting is?
>>541932370fully upgraded weapons just enable funthe problem with the new deep relics is that they close to double what a normal player can expect for + magic damage if you cheat them. getting a spell school + high damage relic is very rare. so on average a cheater will have like 4-5*12 more multiplicatively stacking damage. thats thats 1.76 times the damage someone with good normal relics will do which is a much bigger edge than infinite consumables in elden ring.i still wouldnt care much since it just makes a run that much faster for the team and they are still at your rating so they are gonna be exactly as useful as someone without these relics with the same rating.
>>541932898oups, was meant for >>541932426
crying again
>>541933091Calm down shifty clone
>>541932898meh i get it checking your teammates inventory is a hassle when youre rushing around all game but once people get one shot once or twice its obvious whats going on.
>>541932879Just calm down dumb tranny, I'm not going to unblock you
>>541933051And edited relics just enable fun, we've been over this. I'm not going to defend sub-human DPS casters though, they have enough damage already without perfect relic setups. >>541933218I'm not who you think I am weird schizo?
>>541931871>>541932341>they think I'm bjark againCringe how bad you are at this>>541931920Yes but you dont usually get such a clear and obvious admission from them about it as we are getting now
>>541932898I dropped a full hp negation and the raider dropped a purple take damage negation, the ring also started closing when we finished dragonkin. Bad take
>>541932341hell yea i love ruining the thread for entertainment anyway i'm gonna actually play the game now enjoy your melties
>>541933379not the same game kek.
>>541931058Chinese mental gymnastics >>541931230You should have done that two months ago at a minimum >>541931659/dsg/ coded post
gg horslightning ash of war was doing more damage than lightning spear
>>541933091its gonna be okay
>>541932530I don’t see how it’s fat looks like a normal hand to me
>>541933091shut up nezcuck
>>541933319Upgrading weapons gives you something you can get anyway in a normal playthrough. Cheated relics give you something you shouldn't have unless you played 10k hours, so it's not the same, shitter.
>>541933423Bjark are you a man or a troon? You haven't shaved your legs so you're not a troon I think.
>>541933532is it tho
>>541933423Ok he's whiteStill fat though
>>541933398My dad took the trizzy. Shit worked like a miracle. No reason to be fat any more
>>541933423>Looks like raider in real life too
>>541933423How do we know this is you? You didn't write your name
So does anyone here actually still play Elden Ring or are we all nightsloppers now?
>>541933091>>541933843Don’t talk to yourself >>>/co/ntainment
q
>>541935028uh oh comrade melty
>>541931271which ergs look like this?
>>541931058i want to play and beat the challenges with no tampering of the game files.
>>541935028You triggered the Dee ess jeet job well done
gg d5 hotdog, that went extremely well
my fucking power went out
>>541936169QRD on how to play d5 hotdog well?
>>541936352That was the rapture, you missed it.
>>541936102poor guyski
>>541936373play incredibly safe. that's it. even if the fight takes a long time, you'll still win as long as you play safe.
>>541936169Why is everyone here suddenly good at ED Tricephalos?
>>541935541Gremlin
>>541936479thats impossible with melee
>>541936465>>541935028
>>541936665as melee you want something with good reach like siluria's woe. most meme L2s (including that one) are too slow to be safe. youll mainly want to just dodge and punish with R1s. his attacks are all telegraphed and arent that tough to dodge. the problem is when he goes 3v1 mode and they all leap towards you and sometimes theres just not much you can do.
>>541936725looks like the comrade is caught in his loops again
>>541937218Tips on how to program a retard to do whatever you want?
More like bad connection son
>>541937218>>541935028
>>541934034mostly yeah. but part of it is also getting better and acceptance>>541934234might just be short
>>541937656yep thats me
>>541936665Its honestly easier with melee imo, the dogs always leave themselves open for a hot after a dodge but always have wonky aggro switching when ranged
>>541934861i have never finished sote>>541936352np we dunked on the wyrmsorry for your legendary tho
>>541937706Even doe there's thousands of us
>>541938006i would have used it on that seal i dropped so nothing of value was lost
>>541925463>giant zombie cancerwhat do you mean
>>541936373during multi dog mode playing safe means always sprinting backwards so you dont get surrounded when more than 1 is nearby. best to play unlocked and keep all dogs in view most of the time. his whirly stuff is a bitch in meele but easy to deal with at medium range. get a setup with a ranged option i guess.
>>541931058Why do you play this game if not for challenging pve, which is fun? If someone cheats, he's taking my challenge away, which in turn takes my fun awayif you let others take your fun away because they wanna cheat you're kind of a cuckold, very pathetic mindset
Why are all my erg matches D4 now
>>541936479>>541938263how do you dodge the 7 hit combo that starts with the chain sword slam down?
>>541937656just Brownzilian things
>>541925285you probably didnt play with people from china and australia as much
How many people here play NR, specifically depths, duo? Me and my friend are at D4 now and I was watching some streams of D5 and it unironically seems easier than D4 for us. For us, when someone dies, it's really hard to recover. In trios ressing seems kinda free. I see people res 3 bars 5+ times, meanwhile you can't really do this in duos unless you play a class with a guaranteed revive or luck out on weapons for it
Pls q>>541938546Devil k***ht post
>>541938550You said the same thing twice
>>541938765It takes less hits to revive in duo, but yeah it can still spiral out of control quickly. Duo might be the hardest way to play depths.
Me and banderson have no beef though.
>>541939076i dont have beef with anyone i love my ergbros
>>541938452if its 7 hits you are too close and getting clipped by his windups. if you are far enough away to see what he's doing its quite dodgable. you can either watch a video or install a mod to practice as well
>>541933843nopewhy are you obsessed with him
Why is no one queuing
>>541938452Roll backwards out of range and then to the side for the final one
No one wants to queue with you brownoid
>>541938452by simply refusing to engage with it and running away
If I get Moonlight Greatsword as Duchess should I be giving that to someone else?
>>541939790I’m white though
>>541939896proof?
>>541939845no
>>541939845No, unless maybe Wylder?
>>541939845your run is abysmal dogshit in terms of luck, pathing and relic preparation if you ever end up in a situation where you feel like it's a good weapon for you, as duchess
>>541939790Yts don't exist anymore anyway. Except bjark ofc.
Does every second post seriously need to have the word "brown" in it 10x time each? I feel like I'm in a fucking schizo asylum, are these people just some looney bin /dsg/ refuges?
>>541939845I don't think a single character besides Wylder would actually want it. Duchess got shit all stamina.
>>5419410404chan today has gone extremely downhill on every board, but sometimes you get a resident schizo who's extra bad. The obsession comments arent just a meme, these people are actually unhealthily obsessed with their boogeymen.
>>541941246yea thats true. i feel like it's now just becoming more apparent and spammy now that the thread isn't fast enough to just bury their spam
>>541939845Scales with int, so you could do worse in theory. I generally stick with daggers because of her unique attack string and low stamina, but I guess you could to help your Wylder do poisebreak memes.
gg adel
good d5 heolster man i love heolster he's such a fun boss
GG HeolstorAlright I'm getting tired of being so useless on Heolster, what's the name of that mod that lets you fight and reset Nightlords?
>>541941921>>541941990Did you have more fun that game Zorban?
>>541942046Yeah was a fun game until Heolstor
>>541942046i am saying this purely in jest to be clearhe did nothe ate so much sand
>>541941921gg heolster felt like he really hated me that round>>541941990you just gotta work on dodging that nuke dude
>>541941990FreereignIt's on nexus>>541942230You can come with me (redemptionarc) if you don't feel safe dodging the nuke, I have a pretty good understanding of where to stand so you don't even need to dodge. I'd rather do that and be safe than risk dying just for a small mistake.
>>541942172>>541942190Oh no poor thing. Once you get that mod he’s gonna be your best boss!
>>541942230>you just gotta work on dodging that nuke dudeWell like I said I'm going to download that one mod and actually learn it.>>541942372Thanks
>>541941040>brown leftist cuck offended by site culture Maybe reddit is more your speed?
>>541942372I don't want to come with you. Leave me alone.
>>541942474Maybe cumming inside of a mans hairy shitty poopy asshole is more your speed?
>>541940626>>541941040saar merchant posts
>>541939967>>541933423
pog>>541942516come with meand you will seea land of pure coomination
>>541942726I have 2 hoarsy + rise relics already.
>>541942592Don't talk about what you want me to do to you, gross leftoid cuck.
>>541942372thank , I'll keep that in mind for next time, I'm usually pretty good at dodging nukes but better to play it safe at d5
>>541931058Theres no joy in getting a good relic if you knew could just edit 6 of them in 5 minutes.Theres no point im trying to figure out the best build with what you have if you know you could just edit everything in you need.
Tips for being a brown tranny? Can I still clutch life or is it over?
>>541943395Find a nice boy who plays video games so you two can stay inside where it’s safe and play together
>>541941990theres a new one called boss arena that lets you fight any boss. id recommend it over freereign. has more items and stuff to choose too
I feel like the greatbow in general just makes the enemy ai more annoying to deal with
>>541941990if you dodge right when you hear the low booming sound when he comes down you dodge it. but im not sure how well guardian can even do that. i'll try it but you might just want to look out for a quickstep weapon for some bosses anyway.
I look at the light beam for dog nuke but i feel like it doesnt line up in the same way on heolster. maybe im wrong DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
>>541943354subjective you can also just have some rules like no more than 2 good lines or you only get 1 god roll
>>541945257dog and hoelstor feel different yeah. it also always seems like the lines on the floor for dog have a longer hitbox. if i dodge into them it always feels like i get hit anyway
ZORBJEET REDEEM THE STREAM YOU BENCHOD BASTERD
>>541945257I think it's the distance, dog is usually further away from you than heolstor during that attack
If you surge sprint you can just run out of range of dog/heolstors nuke, the only downside is that you have to run all the way back to damage him.
anyone up for d4 to queue now?
>>541946976I'm in the queue but not seeing anyone else queuing
>>541945671sure but the way the explosion happens feels like it should be instantly in the whole arena.parrying is nice for this. you get much better feedback when the hit actually happens
>>541946976>>541947176I'll queue
>>541946976>>541947176I'm queueing but I'm probably blocked
>>541947226>>541947236got nobody blocked but still not seeing anyone queue probably just bad luck or fromsoft shitty servers
>>541947384>>541947236>>541947226>>541947176>>541946976queuing, 1/3dead general, dead passie
>>541947384prolly different depths, wait a bit and it'll cross-rank matchmake
>>541947437alright its 2/3 now1 more faggot for d4
>block anyone with better relics than you>what the fuck why is the queue dead
>>541947528sneedger broke them months ago and they still haven't recovered
>>541933843doubt xir 'zuk would cry for trannison, xhe is hideous.
>>541947528No one does this unless those are cheated relics.
>>541947528More like>Block anyone with good relics >Lose every game
>>541947646by cheated relics do you mean the obvious house of marais shit or the kind that are technically possible but statistically unlikely
Cheaters would annoy me more if the relic system wasn't such dogshit.
>>541947853Both. Cheaters will go to any length to defend cheating as seen in this thread.I don't want my victories to feel hollow because I played with someone who has an unfair advantage no matter how small. Cheaters are soulless. Simple as.
Bushybros... why are we stuck in D3....
>>541948264this sister, we must preserve trans rights at all costs
From a prospective PhD researcher to applying for work at the local waste and trash plant, I'm feeling like a Guardian player.This deserves a game with a guardian as the chosen class.
What's the most casual build for ER and SOTE without spirit ashes
>>541948641Spirit ashes +10 and moonveil or rivers of blood.
Alright maybe I'll simply luck into not getting Heolstor and I won't grief the password.https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>54194104080 percent of it is the /dsg/troon just shitting things up but it’s a perfectly valid good insult
>>541948954we even won ed dog together todayhad no losses with yaalso ive been trying to dodge hoelstors nuke as guardian and i have not managed to do it yet. the sound queue that works for other nightfarers is a bit too early it seems.
>>541943395find a nice white guy to put you in your place as nature dictates>>541947959i mean you’re kinda right but that’s just from design so you gotta get used to it
i like firing moons at dragons
>>541949075>>541949816trannison coded posts
Please queue
GG, that was my first recluse game and holy shit she does so much damagewhy was I playing rev all this time?
>>541951246GG recluse, hope I kept up my marks enough?And yeh that's the power of having comet, lovely spellrain of arrows + all the fire grease I scrounged up also went hard, was kinda expecting ED bugs there and prepared for them
>>541951246>>541951392ez pz bugs you guys did great despite our shitty spawn RNG and circle closing RNG
>>541951596also sorry for fucking off to get that stone for a moment there, I had gotten exactly 1 friggin bow to drop all game so got kinda desperate course then that boss drops me a purple bow with rain of arrows on it rendering my stone hunt pointless...
>>541932898>That's something that really bothers me with some of you erg, you don't check your teammate inventory.We're on the fucking clock and the menu controls are complete dogshit even on PC.Also NR has the same bug that ER did where the mouse cursor lags the game. Doesn't help that the UI is really not very good for checking team equipment, it's all tiny icons. I'll try to do it but most matches there simply isn't a free moment to comb over what other niggas are doing and looking for.
>-650Cool.
AIEEEEEE BBH SAMA FORGIVE ME
>>541951693You're good, I've done something way more embarrassing before like go in the mines by myself and die to the red shield and spear guy
>>541951810I like how zorban went "IMA PARRY YOU BRO" and instantly 3bar
>>541951693>also sorry for fucking off to get that stone for a moment thereLmao I was wondering what you were doing, I thought you were clearing the castle because I saw the dormant power pop up but that must've been something we cleared earlier and I didn't take a reward from.
>>541951998darkness skins are the best
>>541952021yeeeeh I should have communicated better but my drops up until that point were dire and I was barely tickling enemies outside of mark and poison
>>541941440This is simply how generals work.
>>541948532Are you going to be scooping up and dumping jeet poop or something? Why a waste plant of all things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5hF2uq2MIo
>>541943395Ask terr/saar merchant
>>541951950which really shouldnt happen like that from one attack at full stam. they could just make parries take the same amount of stam as a dodge and not trigger the cost more than once per second if they dont want it to break the stamina economy. its so funny that they even buffed stamina damage in depths
>>541952653>its so funny that they even buffed stamina damage in depthsTo be fair, they only increased stamina damage by +50%. Regular damage is increased by like +300% so they went easy on us.
queing d4
>>541952285Not really. Just this one.
>>541952907New to 4chan?
>>541952907Just about every general I've browsed has eventually had the same shit happen to it. The nature of one long thread that continues for years anonymously with the slate being wiped every few hundred posts is the kind of environment that attracts schizo freaks. It's really, really not just this one.
>>541950498Stop saying that, I'm not transexual
>>541945290I have a rule similar to that it's don't edit the fucking files, because I'm not a shitter
What do you guys use to make your webms?
>>541953679OBS
>>541953679the ps5 has a function that records the last few seconds/minutes...
alright so I skippedo ut on nightreign. I watched a few streams here and there when it came out but they were al lfresh and never got very deep into it. now months later I happen to catch another stream and I'm fucking seeing the dukes dear freja and the nameless king as bosseswhat the fuck
>>541955181Two dark souls bosses are back from each game. DSIII got some of their best bosses in the game (Dancer/NK), DSII and DSI gets bosses like Freja, Gaping Dragon and Centipede Demon...
>>541955181there's smelter and dancer, the rest is ERslop
>>541955181there's only like 6 croosover bosses, pretty lame, and despite being cheaper than aaa games i'd say it lacks content, the whole game is just repetition
Please focus the condemned...
if the DLC doesn't have The Pursuer I'm gonna go play borderlands
>>541955303>>541955318>>541955407I mean what the fuck are the doing in elden ring, a completely different universe. that's like O&S showing up in bloodborne. what even is nightreign?
>>541955557you can also dress up your nightfarers as havel and solairewelcome to peak slop
>>541955557each dark souls game was in a new story but recycled half the characters. it's a japanese game, the lore is an afterthought.
gg d5 ed libra
>>541955557I dunno, what the fuck was bloodbornman doing in the Artorias DLC?
>>541955557a non canon experiment so from can get experience on how to make an actual online game (coming to you exclusively for the greedtendo switch 2)
GG ED Libra
>>541955557Pulled from their reality into the bubble dimension Nightreign takes place in. Yes, ER is the real Nexus the rest of the games take place in.
>>541955557ER has the same convoluted timeline mechanics as Souls so it's at the very least the same universe, if not an age of fire in itself.
>>541956210that dlc was weird time travel shit, he's a man from another time that got pulled in
>>541953196its crazy how it's always usually one guy and its a different one guy in every general. we should just put all of the schizos one one thread and see what happens
>>541955557Gameplay > story/lore autism more games should be like this
>>541956198why are you casting incants without faith relic?
>>541931058What's even the fucking point of playing a game if you take all the challenge out of it?
ED maris sure is fun when he drops the wave right on top of you so you can't dodge
>>541955557Nightreign is multiverse nonsense, you literally fight copies of yourselves from other timelines.
>>541956323ER doesn't, but NR does. That being said, only the 8 nightfarers themselves are pulled from different times.
>>541956418its frenzy on libra, who cares
What a fucking nightmare of a game, I feel doing the lightning camps was a mistake
>>541957036The dragon was a mistake.
>>541932370>achievableDoesn't matter. There's no guarantee you would ever pull them. You're cheating a lottery. In pvp you're cheating a day or so of mindlessly farming consumables. Obviously unlimited blessings or star shards is just as bad.
>>541956572ER does, invasions and phantoms confirm it. NR is also an alternate timeline of TLB.
>>541957072Maybe, we weren’t doing damage to anything though and we needed big weapons. I seriously think the run was salvageable if we went for the hippo then the waterfall boss then the church then the camp beside the ring rather than another fucking lightning camp
DLC when? I only play Depth to grind relics.
>>541957325Nah there's no time shit in ER (outside of placidusax fight), but NR does mention it in its opening.
>>541953196If you mean like that then yeah that’s another story. I thought you meant something else.>>541955407This is the truth.>>541955527>if it doesn’t have [dogshit] I’m going to play [dogshit]
>>541955557It’s a slop Fortnite-like crossover game that From shat out in a hurry because their Jewish investors demanded they put something out after Erdtree largely screwed the pooch the bed critically and they’ve been radio silent ever since. None of it actually happened and DS and BB are spared from it because From doesn’t own the rights so you can breathe a sigh of relief on that front.
>>541957821People/NPCs going in and out of each other's worlds IS the time shit. Same thing in Souls. Simple time travel like Oolacile isn't the convoluted part, it's the overlap between different timelines.
>>541955527If anything from should have released one new crossover boss weekly but we are stuck with a mode that is just hp bloat and one hit kill
>>541958683No it isn't. Time travel is time shit. NR has characters pulled from different points in time per its intro.Nothing like that is in Elden Ring.
>>541958809That's exactly what canonically happens with phantoms, summons and invasions retard. Always has been.
>>541958884Name a phantom from another timeframe in elden ring. There is none.
>>541959026My character. His name is Elden Ringo.
>>541959026Edgar.
>>541959175Not from another time.
>>541959026Literally all multiplayer. Unless you think they all became elden lord in the same timeline.
>>541959471Not another time.
>>541959431Then how does he come back after you kill him? Because he exists in his own timeline, overlapping with yours. Are you ESL or do you not understand what timelines are?
>>541959627Why are you getting upset about this?
>>541959757I accept your concession.
>>541959627Same guy. If you kill the invader the real version will be gone Mourn Castle.
>keep getting recommended NR lore videosWho the fuck cares about this trash lore lmao, might as well make a Fortnite lore analysis.
>>541960150Trying so hard kek
pls q
Join me.
>>541953413would the 'zuk cry for you
d4 quing now
>>541960190did you reply to the wrong post? Or are you a dipshit who enjoyed NR's lore?
>>541960446Nope.
From 7000 to 5000 in 3 games
nameless KING takes another one
AIIEEEEE ADEL SAMA FORGIVE ME
gg caligofinally some damage
>>541960783That wipe at the invader camp was rough
>>541960010And if you kill him in castle mourne or limgrave he still comes back as an invader. That's an example of convoluted time that your version doesn't preclude.
>>541960882lol
>>541960637i fuarking kneelthat run was cursed
>>541960637>>541961038>Jobbing to AdelNames? For the Don't worry, everybody has bad games. Nobody is going to blame you or block you for it (:
>>541960783>stinky caster wylder about to take the rivers of blood when I didn't have any fireClean fight. I knew we probably should have left after the first invader but I was complicit in the greed. GG
>>541961201it's true. I already have zorban blocked anyway
>>541961274how did you know...
>>541961201we were on course to do two invader camps then head to middle and get our legendary weapons from crater, but dipshit fucking morgott spawned and we had a little incidient at one of the invader camps lmao
>>541960150>>541960446i think you struck a nerve but you're correct nonetheless
>>541961387Don't think the writer for the game is here
>>541961340speaking of
>>541961201Adel is my worst nightlord outside of ED LibraI'm 9999 too
>>541961513dont worry guys. my cocktail is almost ready
>>541961340Morgott's spawns at high depths have fucking unreal timing honestly
>>541961387I didnt realize it would be a controversial statement but I guess some people here are fragile.
>>541961513just bird thing
>>541961893nice art maddy
>>541961893the way japs draw レディis cute
q status?
>>541961893cute>>541962252レディ is cute no matter who draws her
>skipping nok for invader campsshifty has influenced zorb too much
>>541962508not true half of fan art fucks up her face. they draw her like a dyke even though her in game model is gorgeous.
>>541962508this is good art and the poster above is retarded
>>541962876>in game model is gorgeous lolthe in game model is hideous that's why jap art is so much better since they make her cute instead
>>541962876>her in game model is gorgeous.lol
>>541962985oh yeah? and what kind of women do you like? male ones?
>>541963190how'd you come to that conclusion
>>541963431educated guess
Lets be honest. Elden Ring still looks like the same shitty badly textured Dark Souls game I played on my ps3
>>541963431my little sister can't be this cute!
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>>541963593sexo
Why do you fags always delay Noklateo, it's literally the best shifting earth.
>In a game with no actual communication why won't you do things I'm trying to communicate oh boy i wonder
You shouldn't need to communicate it retard
He said communicatively
dog you are out of your mind or gay if you don't think this is attractive. she's a literal 10.
Sorry guys I spent the whole game killing wandering nobles since nobody could communicate and tell me how to play the game
She looks like she smokes with cigarettes and meth
>>541964363Kek all of from's models look like shit
>>541964476Hold on now you're not going to tell me Revenant isn't hot...
i took my gaolslop off for healthslop desu
>>541964570The concept is fine and it looks good in drawings but up close the model's face looks like she's from a glasgow council estate
gg augur gang, we managed to not fall asleep.
>queing as faith guardian>they think I'm going to shield tank>really im going to miss flame slings that would hit for 200dmgThis is the only capacity with which i can enjoy the game
>>541964693>3 greatshieldsyou'll never use this>reduced strengthyou're now doing 3/4ths damage with half your weapons>madness buildupenjoy eating dirt on Libra
ggs on maris fellas, sorry for baiting us into fighting that crucible knight evergaol at the end there. also good recovery on that camp invader fiasco, I've seen those go a lot worse.
>>541964995Focus on the game zorban
sorry banderson i abandoned you at the ulcerated in the rain, i ran cause i had night damage 100% curse on one of my weapons, i should have spam pinged to let everyone know about it
>>541964998gs line isnt the point of that relic. str debuff doesnt do shit. libra fair enough, but the relic is worth it especially when im focusing on ailment resistance whenever i see him in the boss preview anyway.
gg wandering nobles we'll get them next time
>>541964826>>541964363>>541962985actually insane how mindfucked you are by tiktok filters
>>541964998>enjoy eating dirt on Libra>fighting libra when you could be pressing alt+f4
if i say anything i go to hell
>>541965242i had it too i pinged the shelter so you wouldnt revive me thank god it was gaping or i would have 3bared immediately
GG character selection screen, shame it was libra
>>541964363we're not talking about your mother
if i die once i usually die twice because i lose focus
>mfw anon disrespects my Fromslop Baabhabhiat
>thought this guy was doing unusually large damage>hadn't checked his relicsWhy do people cheat in video games?
>>541966905First off if the Relics are possible to get then there is NO way to tell they hacked them unless he has 10-20 hours in the gameSecond even if they are hacked at least it's not the super gay obvious ones where it's just stacking the 3 same things over and over againThird at least it's not the obvious Chinese hackers who just kill everything in 3 seconds
>>541967164>First off if the Relics are possible to get then there is NO way to tell they hacked them unless he has 10-20 hours in the game
>>541967164>First off if the Relics are possible to get then there is NO way to tell they hacked them unless he has 10-20 hours in the gameRNG of this caliber averages to about 8 billion hours statistically, but sure whatever you say
>>541963756no you dont understand we NEED to kill that red kindred up north, its called optimal routing okay
>>541967378>>541967247I'm amazed at the utter lack of ignorance of statistics on display when people say shit like that for real. Like these are the type of people who think you can solve a 9 digit combination lock by sitting down with it for an evening lol
>>541967164literally none of those relics are possible you retarded cheatranny. they have multiples of the same category and effects that don't exist on depths relics.
I did not see they were the 4th 5th and 6th slots for the relics im sorry
>log out before update>4500>log in>3800???????
EVEN DOE MELTIES ARE GENNIE CULTURELIST LIST LIST
>>541967929I had no such thing occur. Possibly they started penalizing Alt + F4 on CSS or something.
I don't think I've ever seen him spam the triple head slam so much. gg ED Adel
Thought we were losing that ED Adel 4 for sure, GG. Wish you had passed me the anstpur too though, would've gone smoother.
>>541969901Yeah I'll probably be passing them on to exec more, I didn't think it'd be such a pain in the ass to proc rot on him. gg
GGs Adel. Getting eaten was part of the plan.
>>541971095Brilliant strategy.hp loss sucks ass. So many full hp negation items dropped that run and it pissed me off.
>>541968397>>541969807keep the wylder x duchess art coming
>>541971162>>541971095Also surprised lightning did that well against D4 adel. Then again lightning scorpion and godfrey icon....
>>541971162I haven't used anything with cont loss since depth 1 wtf are you doing
>>541971337You were doing abhorrently unethical damage that run, I wasn't shocked at all.
>>541967247Is it even possible to get both the night invader and evergoal abilities on one relic? Can such a thing mathematically exist?
>>541971424Dragon cult maxing, son. It gets obscene when I get rolling. If I had "perfect" relics it would be even more obscene. But getting 3 sets of cult+incantation+2/lightning+4 is very unlikely.>>541971416Dragon seal.... It was the only one that dropped too so I was kinda SoL
>>541964363I'm wondering where her eyelashes went and why her face proportions look weird with a long nose profile. I guess Melina is the only female model that they could render to be not look so rough and weird.
>>541971556No, only by being chinese can you do so.
imagine playing on easy mode (erg queue) and STILL cheating lmaothen bragging about successfully pushing to max depth levelyou autists should just start over from depths 1 with a new account kek
>>541967164How is that not obvious he has two literally unrollable effects
>hidden power helps discover fistsi have found the perfect relic>boss drops blood iron ballsi have found the perfect weapon
DuoWaifu are you here or are you from fextralife???
>>541972760Ignore himHe's the local schizo that disagrees with any and every opinion/fact anyone has in the thread
>>541973016AlyssaDuo and DuoWaifu are (unfortunately (dogshit)) regulars If they came from fextra they did it long before depths
>>541973016I have had like 4 games with them. They have never said GG or replied when I address them. There's no fucking way they're from erg. They're probably from the stream.
>>541973164I'm pretty sure they spawned around when DoN launched and the first time I saw them was on zorbans stream though idr if that was before or after depths.
>>541973270Okay maybe not long before. I've definitely queued with them when the new hotness was the weekly everdarks though
>>541972824You can kind of manipulate this by going into the bleed ruins, its 100%
i just beat the shit out of an everdark at lvl 12 with very few hits taken (which surprised even me) and only got 200 points...i got 12 sigils but, i mean, i don't even have anything to spend them on...
it seems you can avoid a lot of dog attacks by regular sprinting away at the right time, which is more efficient than rolling, especially with 2-3 on you. really wish they let you practice bosses.
>>541973942there's a mod for that
>>541974020quintessentially brown/yellow post
that was a runancient dragon needs its hp cut by like a third, why the FUCK does it have SO MUCH
