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Teio!
>>541934884Is it very silly that I feel very happy and sad(because he died before I learned about uma and her and horse) and even teared up about this info right now?
apologize to her /uma/
>>541935868Those three should be remade with the Cinderella Gray jobber posse
I'm done playing for tonight. It's time to kick back and relax.
Sex with sweep tosho
People who successfully CM...what cards are you using? Why can't I get even remotely close to the stat minimums? what am I doing wrong
I found out that Shadowverse has Oguri and Urara card art but that game and general are so fucking dogshit that it reminded me of gbfg at its worst.
>>541936053YES FINALLYITS HER TIME
>>541936206combinations of 4speed/3speed+tazuna with 2power/2wit
>>541935995hors is a sinless creature that puts its life on the line to run as fast as it can while asking little in return. Anyone with a soul can appreciate that.
>>541936206pay up
>>541936061finally i can put to use my MLB Aoi ningen
>>541936278>Cygames put all their marketing into Shadowverse for the west>got beaten by honse game through word of mouth and streamers
Vodka is more masculine than mejiro ryan yet somehow ryan is very unappealing
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
I don't think I'm gonna make it bwos.... I'm already down to one early end run a day for Dailies and cannot work up the energy for anything else....
>>541936061>if you have the Green Woman you dont have to pull Aoharu at allBased
>>541936206MLB SRs + spamming careers over and over till you get lucky
>>541936410Bald man was all the advertisement they needed since he roped all his other streamer friends into playing it and the rest was history
>>541936396>taishin>not S tierone job
>>541936061What does Aoi do in Aoharu?
>>541936463mejiro ryan is the single best girl and she is fuckin ADORABLE and you cant prove otherwise
>>541936463Her hair is a limiterShe has some big Ryans tho
>>541936463Donkey haircut
>>541936512Tazuna sex
>>541936636I don't like her protein brain but the scenes of her acting girly are very moe
>>541935868There's always room in my house for a few juvenile fillies.
>>541936396Is Red Shift REALLY a must have?
>>541936823but i'm a young boy...
Ple𝐚se Remember Aston M𝐚ch𝐚n
>>541936396>goldship>sgaslight dancer...
>>541936823Redundant redundancy
>>541936206Which uma you had in mind anon>>541936563Its the poor mans Tazuna. Mind you, you do not whale for Riko because she is a great card on paper, its the scenario link that makes her OP.Tazuna is just banging overall.
>>541936838It's the only acceleration that works for all styles
>>541936463Vodka is just a bro and classic tomboy character so she has wider appeal. Ryan looks like a bro but is somehow a delicate maiden at heart which causes some jarring dissonance. She is thus less universally appealing but more likely to feed a fetish instead.
>>541936463it's because Ryan is supposed to be the gym girl and they didn't even give her any muscles. if she looked a little beefier it would make the contrast with the moe parts of her personality a lot more appealing
>>541936865Who? Never heard of her
>>541936823What about some Asahi Hai Futanaris?
>>541936940My dick gets hard when Daiwa and Vodka fightThere is no higher honor than that
i get on hoping to have fun but then i don't get triple rainbows an entire run and no longer want to play
What decks are you guys running to make your dumb birds smarter? I find it so hard to reliably hit 1200 speed, 601 stam, 1k power and ALSO find somewhere in my ass to pull out a ton of wit.
>>541936838You'll want at least one of the god horses. If you're not pulling S-Granny then you absolutely need to have C-Oguri or V-Bourbon as carries
Reminder that the gaslight guide is your only chance at the Triple Crown
>>541935995It's human to feel emotions anon, Nice Nature lived a long ass time (35 for a horse is something like 110 for a human) and his image is used to gather money every year for retired horsesHere is this year's donation pageUma Musume over all had a pretty big positive impact on how horses get to live after retirement and far less horses have to suffer compared to before thanks to that If you want a big example of what happens if a retired horse is neglected now that there is a ton of Uma Musume fans looking at those retirement farms you can check the backlash that happened during Agnes Digital death
>>541936463Vodka is universally adorable, Ryan is way more lust-inducing, but niche.
Does anyone have a level 50 Tazuna I can borrow?
>>541937195Is it actually triple crown? Or do you just mean winning 3 CMs
left or right?>inb4 glue
>>541937195>Triple CrownA-anon?
>>541937325right
Daily pull is worth it.
>>541937325why the fuck would you ever choose left
>>541937136Put Sunday in. Free 60 wit with zero visits.
How do you get out of this situation?
I haven't played in a while, what's the next MUST-HAVE card banner to pull on? I'm mostly saving for Manhatten Cafe but more cards would be nice
>>541937325right has better chances with better midrace skills and higher wit
>>541937390You're unironically a genius Anon, thank you. AND she gives THH.
>>5419371952 debuffers is the biggest garbage meme strat>only bring 1 ace>they fail to proc a gold skill or get brocked>you lose instantly
>>541937489nice natie
Go, my NPC Rudolf!
>>541937489Summer Maruzensky -> Riko/Rice -> Save until XOguri
>>541937270Wha-what happened to Digitan?
>>541937376I figure the S Turf might help with fighting for position and acceleration coming out of the last corner.
I got fucking 6 mood down events in one year. I didn't even fail any trainings
>>541937489Do you have LB3/MLB kitasan? Riko+Rice. Otherwise, wait for Pasa/Kitasan rerun. If you're one of those people who think it's fine to lose CMs 4 months in a row then you can save for the next 6 months.
>>541937489Kita,Creek per usual and Riko/Rice if you want to mlb for next scenario only>>54193754020 guts as well + two mood/energy events on top AND hesistant front/paceSunday is so efficient im amazed she isnt SSR
>>541937270Tell me more, can't find it
>>541937652plancha is worth like 200 power
>>541937659My Kitasan card is 2LB, so I should save for that rerun?>>541937702I already have Tazuna, what does Riko do differently?
my favorite anon here is the Ryananon and his five cats
Left or right? As far as I understand left would be better if my gamble doesn't pay off (being a witlet) and she has placed consistently in rooms (multiple 1st) and the right one feels underwhelming even when proccing everythingIs the alleged guts boost that significant?Aids because I thought Arikawa had max bond but I was like 2 pixels away
>>541937575Balanced, as well based things should be!
>>541937930In a nutshell, she is a scenario link that shits you free 600-700 stamina via events for Aoharu and Aoharu only so you never run stamina cards.Rice is whaled with her because its a power card that gives you swinging maestro
>>541937930>2LBWe're gonna get a free ticket sometime in half anni, and another Limit Break crystal thingy shortly after that, you'll eventually be able to take Kitasan to MLB.
>>541938079both witlets that get shit on by a B+ uma
>>541938094Oh damn that sounds pretty good actually>>541938103That sounds nice, I'll keep an eye out for that then
>>541936278/svg/ somehow attracted the worst schizos possible from other gacha generals even though it's not a gacha
>>541937645>>541937745iirc he had teeth problems, causing him pain that the farm didn't (or couldn't be bothered to) fix, and he stopped eating, became malnurished, and they scrambled to fix that due to backlash, but it was too lateyou can check how /uma/ reacted by searching the archive
>>541938171>that get shit on by a B+ umaNever happened, nice try tho
i'll never hit max speed + 900 power
Well?
What umas are better in styles you wouldn't expect?As in, Bakushin being better as Pace rather than Front, or Taishin being better at Mile than Long?
>>541938178After Aoharu ends their lifespan is over, so basically four months. Rice is used for L'arc later i think.Personally im a cheapskate so i will bite the bullet and roll for this beauty instead.
>>541938332Stop being gaslit by wit memes
>>541938257God help me two wasn't enough
>Nice Nature is the champion of third placeSo who's the champion of second place? Doto?
>>541933573>You are not having funeven pasta is gaslighting now? The fuck?
>>541938497do i go 4 speed or add another power
Just found out my job is laying me off. Which uma will cheer me up
>>541938572Speed
>>541938613Doto cures all
>>541938403toreina-san never stood a chace
>>541938449>Bakushin is better as pace than front......I am skeptical of this, anon
>>541938475>After Aoharu endsEven when there are new scenarios, wouldn't it still be worthwhile to run umas through that every now and then for easy capped stamina, or is what comes after even better?
>>541938613sounds like you are a jobber so teio
>>5419385724 speed for sure considering you also have a poverty setup
>t-torena san…please…I-I gotta go…
>>541938562This is where the fun begins
>>541938820>AI generated trash
>>541938692>chaseESL retard
>>541938613someone who can cook for you
>>541938537He won races tho
>>541938739That part im not exacly sure, i do know maximum stat caps go up but im not sure if its global or per scenario.Best scenario spark is always the URA one so spark farming will be in that one to begin with, until L;arc.
>>541938537>love Naisu Neicha>she hates 3s>I'm the third
>>541938893how about you insult the slop faggot instead of the third worlderalso half of american cant even read, so you have no good ground to stand on anyway
>>541938820>sloppacringe>omobasebasebasebased
>>541937195>900 staminadebuffchuds really think they're relevant after the first CM lmao
>>541938820*open my mouth*
>>541938881Let her pee in your mouth bro
>>541938537curren bouquetd'oto
>>541939037why not bothAI jeets are ESL too anyway so it's the same group
two out of 9 Rigil members succesfully autobalancedthe first one was taiki
>>541938881I knowImagine all those tumblrites, twittards and redditors killing themselves over thisA beautiful world
>>541938893I missed one letter so don't get cocky brownie, also I wanted to say chance no chase but I doubt your dead brain could solve that
>>541938739no because every scenario basically powercreeps the last due to higher caps and even more absurd bonuses. basically you're going to be doing parent runs on URA for the URA finale spark and then ace runs on MANT for the huge stat gains.
>>541938517There is a reason why all those retirement farms now have social media accounts and try to maintain a steady flow of information about their horsesIf you want to get angry at someone that is a rightful target for hatred I recommend Sunday Racing due to what happened with Liberty Island
>>541938820sex with Tact
Post AI sloppa
>>541939251uh oh ESL meltie
>>541939213>Let's to out for a nice meal sometime!is the transfer mechanic just a disguised yaoi dating sim??
>>541938742well he was a jobber but not anymore
>>541939251ESL retard
>>541939367Cry me a river cardboard skin
>>541939391It's sex trafficking talkHe's inviting you to Neighpstein Island
is coffee good for you?
>>541938912I don't want to be marked
>>541939445chill out Ramesh
>>541938820why doesn't she just sit to pee? she's in the woods, is Tact stupid?
>>541939367nah you are a thirdie if you couldn't tell >chace meant >chance but oh well>>541939346we need bushanon to save us from intrathirdie shitflinging
>>541939496RELEASE THE FILES
>>541939251hey your english isn't so bad, but for your statement it should say>I wanted to say chance not* chasealso no one says dead brain, you're better off saying dumbass
>>541938820A single mother with 2 kids had her electric bill raised by 60% for this
Are there any uses for club points in the near future? Asking in case I potentially fuck myself by getting LB3 Narita Brian
>>541939528Cafe wouldn't have tattoos.
>>541939528>3dpdI prefer AI slop
>>541939346
>>541938820I am suffering from electrolyte imbalance and the only cure is uma pee
Please stop posting sad, I am tired of crying. Thanks.
>>541939251
>>541939251>noESL retard
>>541939346this is AI and she's slopping
>>541939553>is Tact stupid She’s related to Spe and Maruzensky
>full blown meltie replying to every post with angry insults and AI shitESL retards are always a riot
>>541939528nobody wants to see this nasty STD-ridden whore
>>541939716>We have vtumors cucks hereNo surprise
>>541938537>So who's the champion of second place?the eternal loser Verxina
>>541939553>he thinks she wants to pee on the groundwhy are torenas so oblivious... no wonder umas take advantage>>541939528>blackout tattoogenuine stdumpser tier
>>541939631The only one you'd want is fusaichi and thats the newest one
>>541939528Not as good as McQueen.
>>541939878Tits too big
>>541939787you deserve more so you can keep bitching the whole day
>>541939787If you ever call out some AI jeet on their shit then they'll triple down and start spamming like every time.
I'm Gold City's bf
>>541939770
>>541939787When will you stop seething that AI replaced your useless art job and get a real job?
>NA gets off work>thread quality drops the floori'm nooooticing
>>541939770>al
>>541939878naizuri with chestletshttps://files.catbox.moe/qdw5j0.jpeg
>>541940006Just like yuritrannies huh?
>>541940035forgot the AI picture to go with the broken english this time
>>541940042>everybody confuses this literally me guy with a closet faggot redditor assassinHe deserves better
>>541940042hehe... heh
>>541939631suzuka is ok, at he same level as mcqueen, which means inferior to any gacha SRs but good if you're poor
This thread is worse than the last one.
>>541940225It's what we deserve, honestly
Why can't I upgrade her potential?
>>541939909>>541940210Do new items get added after half anni?
>>541940042zoomers don't even know who this is tho
>>541935868fillies love
>>541940035you should notice that NA hours are also South American Latinx hours
>>541940319it's two pages of requirements. check the arrow
>>541939251>have a decently fast typing speed>change some phrasing in an earlier part of my post>skim post>submit>realise that my brain filled in the gaps and I missed 1-2 words which makes me look like an ESLtard>close the thread out of embarassmentThis happens more often than I'd like to admit
>>541940332it's the guy from modern family, i saw a clip of the show on tiktok
>>541939631Just stockpile them for monthly stars for umas.Mcqueen is only worthwhile SSR in there.
>>541940319The materials panel scrolls.
>>541940374>modern familyMy guilty pleasure. Love the latina wife
>>541940372>close the thread out of embarassmentyou are not a woman right?
>>541940319I feel like the potential upgrade screen is an inherent eyesight and intelligence check
>>541940503I am one now, yes.
>>541940372>close the thread out of embarassmentI used to do that like ten years ago. Enlightenment is not giving a shit and by not giving a shit I mean actually not giving a shit instead of derailing the thread for 100+ posts in some angry melty because anons poked at your insecurities.
ESL retard tourists being uppity again. When will you learn?
>>541940042>You're so fucking nasty, Peg, I can smell your pussy underwater
>>541940332so what? who gives a shit if they do or not? this is an ojii-san thread
>>541940634bro...
>>541940596It's stupidFirst week I assumed that meant you could use either mat to level upThen I actually tried to level up and realized they couldn't bother with sizes
>>541940372Happens to the best of us
>>541940323other than new cards not really, crown points were so useless they got revamped into medals later on. you can buy a random 3* uma and sunstone pieces with them monthly
I actually don't mind ESL; I only care when they deny being ESL
>>541940225Because most Euros went to sleep
>>541940762Do crown points end up converted to medals?
>>541940332I had a huge crush on Kelly in my younger days.
>>541940825Me on the right
>>541940825hmmmmm...
>>541940825me after Taishin got mood down for the sixth time
>>541940825
>SEA goes to sleep>Thread quality declines
>>541940679
Fuji's bouncy paizuri doorway is incredibly distracting during umapyoi
>>541940765ESLs (from Europe) are the only white people on the planet. Idk why anybody would ever deny being ESL
>>541940825She will die during childbirth
>>541940765Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has typos once in a while, half of America can barely read. Being an ESL or not doesn't matter, provided one isn't a huge faggot and acts like one.
>>541940765It’s a little bit of a hassle, but grammar checking things before posting helps keep threads civil.
>>541940936True, but it's great during "umapyoi".
>>541940915I'm under the impression she's doing it on purpose
The weak should fear the strong
>>541940825this will save the thread
>>541940765There's different types of ESLs like the witgod is full on engrishy ESL but he's funny and helpful so nobody calls him ESL because he means good.Then there's the angry ESL that has a meltdown and starts crying like shitting themselves for hours and flinging it at others will suddenly make them better at English and not sound retarded.Also why is it always racist insults with them? Yelling "You're brown!!!!" has a lot less impact when the person yelling it also is, what's the point of the pot calling the kettle black? Friendly fire?
>>541937276128921274685
>>541940825Me on the left
>>541940942>Slavs and Balts posting WE WUZ ARYANZ N SHIEET on 4chan>only white people on the planetdamn the white race is really doomed if that's true
>guy makes a typo>spend the entire thread bitching about it instead of just calling him a faggot and moving onYou guys maybe think you're actively making the thread worse? No? Okay.
>>541940812yes, you get them the same was as now but with an extra 200 if for every completed career so there's no limit
>>541941205Get over here
>>541940825based
>>541940765>be esl>write correctly>everything's good>make obvious mistake for native speaker>someone notices>i call him a fag or ignore depending on if he's avatarposting>go on with my dayI also hate obvious ESL btw
>>541941205
>>541941205Why does your armpit look like that
Can we make a new thread to restart it?
>>541940765I take pride in it because no one can tell unless I speakwhich is why I want to live in america for an extended period of time despite everything going on, I'm still somewhat of a westaboo
What should I do to make this Tachyon better for Leo Cup?
Rudolf is a hag?
>>541941305I prefer making fun of the retarded AIjeet than the fake positivity garbage that has taken over a ton of other /vg/ threads
So fucking close to greatness bros, if I just got like 150 more stam this would have been so sweet
>>541940762>crown points were so useless they got revampedAnd what about the other useless currency, clovers?
Do you guy use your cleats?If so, what for? Wondering ifI should use them to buy sashes or tickets
>>541941572Isn't there always a guts bonus now or is it only this course?
How do I stop caring about the meta and decide who is my oshi objectively?
>>541941661>Wondering ifI should use them to buy sashes or ticketsis this bait
>>541941589Rudolf is a hag (endearing).
>>541941635>level 6 pulse
>>541941662Technicaly CM4 has it too, but on speed. But everyone maxes speed anyways, so it doesn't matter.
>>541941669You just do it
Bueno!No need to be so mad compadresJust ignore the maricón ESL and post some nice uma tetas hermanos!
this fucking horse pulls a fucking pose before getting migraine on race day
Tazunabros???
nothing wrong with AI
>>541941669Did you sort your Uma's? If so then the No.1 pick is your oshi.
>double circle affinity>6-star mile>no mile Sdogshit game
>>541941809go back
>>541940973>Half of america can barely readI question the legitimacy of that information. It's pretty obvious a lot of people over 30 don't read, but I don't think that's reflected in younger people.
>>541941669You set goal(s) of your own and play in the way you feel like playing. Deciding your favorite can range from extensively reading up on everyone or if you think someone just looks neat to the point you really like them. It really is as simple as that.
>>541941661I use clits
I like scat
>>541941572More guts and powerTurf STail Held HighRight HandedSummer RunnerPlaytime Is OverPrepared To PassPace Chaser CornersDoto ultMcQueen ultDominator
>>541941669You’ll just know when you see your oshi
What's that icon?
>>541941661You should definitely use this very limited currency to buy the easily farmable upgrade materials
>>541942025we know AIbro
>>541942083They're in the same club as you, so you get a monie discount
>>541942083A for anal
>>541941926Yeah, I wish there was some kind of deterministic mechanic regarding sparks/inspiration, like being able to sacrifice stat gains for more white spark rolls, or sacrifice white sparks for distance aptitude or something.
>>541942138Uma Musume?
>>541942083She's a cheap lay (clubmate umas cost less to borrow)
>>541941647no lmao clovers and specially friend points are still useless since buying friend slots got removed and you can follow up to 100 people without restrictions even money was easy to get they recently released an update to buy a lot of stuff that does nothing like gold bricks, alongside removing SP entirely
>>54194213821 minutes is impressive
>>541941936Just going with the usual quote is all, partly because it's funny yet also quite sad.>In 2023, 28% of adults scored at or below Level 1, 29% at Level 2, and 44% at Level 3 or above.>Anything below Level 3 is considered "partially illiterate"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States#History
>>541942138Sex with Koone
Eh?
>>541942083That's Taiki
>>541940762>they got revamped into medals later on. When does this change happen?
>>541941809you can stay
>>541942254What is this
>>541942254
>horsepussibut y tho?
the cat is hotter
Which horse has the biggest cock? And to clarify I mean the actual horses I'm not some degenerate futa faggot
Me
>>541942563Gold shipEnjoy imagining his huge rod penetrating your insides fucking zoophile
>enter my uma (stallion) into the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies>come 2ndI deserve this.
>Sprint distance runnerthat's fuckedI don't have a single sprinter
>>541942750You have Urara
>>541942563>horsesWhy stop there
>if I want 5 stars for my oshi I need 10 sprint pink sparks
I'm tired of sex, I need rest
>gives you Hydrate
>>541942039>Turf SGetting Medium S is already RNG, so getting Turf S along with it seems problematic...>Doto alt, McQueen ultQRD? I thought accel uniques were the main focus for Medium CMs.Also this is a Pace Tachyon so Dominator wouldn't be worth the SP cost.Thank you for your answer Anon
>>541942363either during 3rd or 3.5 anniversary
>>541942750Your Fuji Kiseki? Your Taiki Shuttle? Your Smart Falcon? Your Curren Chan? Your Maruzensky?
Is Daring Tact or Gentildonna objectively the most beautiful uma?
>>541942860oh, actually only 7 since it's B+
>>541942989I will shoot you
>>541942892That's why we're doing guts training
>>541942750How did you remove the gakuen incho from your account?
>>541942138this is the opposite for horses, they last like 2 minutes at best
>>541943067Now wait a second....
God I fucking love video games they're just my favourite.Is this going to be even remotely usable in the future?
>>541943019Gentildonna is in my top 5 and I usually dislike big tits so they knocked it out of the park with the design as far as I'm concerned.
>>541943206You can get her to 3* Wit, it's not that bad
>>541942897>train falco>get gourmand>train opera o>get hydrateI swear... One of these days...
>>541943156ningens are the only animals where premature ejaculation is somehow negative. we are the only animal with the luxury of not rushing to fuck to not get eaten>>541943237>17 year old btw
>>541943068I'm sorry. Your Mihono Bourbon with a sprint spark?
>>541943271>Gentildonna made him straight She’s too powerful
>>541943156>they last like 2 minutes at best8 thrusts*
>>541942897*gives you my cock*
are you ready for CM3? what league?
>>541943237How much longer do I have to wait for my wife?
>>541943324I thought you could only raise it by 1 star?
>>541943476graded, and yeah but I still do borrow runs to try and optimize. looking good though I think
>>541943476Graded League for participation carats
>>541941926Funniest thing to happen to mine is get a Mile S from a single star mile when I was just training Air Groove for a TT team
>>541943476No, graded
>>541943431heh, I could say I'm something of a stallion myself...
holy sovl
>>5419435022 years
>>541943114>sleep deprived
>>541942563>asks about animal dicks>disparages futafags for no reason
I'm back from my german testI ate nothing at all because I was so focused studying, and slumped to my bed to rest...Tadaimaa~
Friendly reminder that bloomers are erotic
>>541941926I had a parent with 3 star mile, then grandparents who also had mile for a guest.Then my own parent with 3 star mile but no grand parents with it. Only Late surger.Can you guess what I got in my S category while training Fantasy pasa?
>>541943476I've been actually winning lobbies this time so I'm hooooopeful for A finals
Why does she hit the MJ hee hee?
>>541943114>wait, this is just more sex!
>>541941926>6-star mileIt doesn't matter if it's 2+2+2
>>541943859Rudolf is cute.
>>541936061>>541936934What if I have Tazuna R at full LB?
>>5419438936* mile, 4* turf, 1* pace chaser on my vodka runs. I have more Pace S than Mile S and Turf S combined.
>>541943968i'm hitting that MJ right now, if yuo kno what i mean
>>541944046I've gotten more MILE S on everyone else than my favorite uma I want to use. I am about to flip.
>>541944003>all the ass scratching clips I saw so far had horrible alaising and were low res>the chiyo one if of a decent res and looks goodgod figure it's the dog bro making it high-ish effort
>>541944094
>>541944037you get a free prostate exam
>>541939296NTA but only after seeing a little of what happened to her i became sad, and she had a great future since she became the 8th mare to win triple tiara
Leech here, just logged in today. I was going to a single 10pull for Gold City but ult doesn't even look that fancy or cute or cool or good even
>>541944003>>541944193qrd on the ass scratching? been seeing it too, howd it start?
>>541944003
when is nice natie getting an alt
>>541944373the xitter uma rp accounts found umaviewer
Shit rates fuck cygames
>>541943476I'm ready for Graded League Group B finals
>>541943194What's wrong Torena-dono? That's just a student (of Tracen Academy)
>>541944031Trainer made it weirdBut damn is she sweaty, I rike
>>541944583
>>541936370>hors is a sinless creaturelots of horses are actual assholes, see sundayman's dad Halo or gimlet
>>541944373
>>541944663Dia raped meNoa raped me
why does it have sound
>>541944729Sorry, they need to fix their panties. My bad
>>541944282and by MJ I mean the devil's lettuce, because I haven't been spooked by Rudorufu-san yet
>>541943857How'd you do on the test?
>>541944283But I don't want Tazuna to go digging in my butt, as the kids say.
>>541943857I hope it went well for you.
>>541943857>my german testBeweise es.
>>541943857>Tadaimaa~Boy, sounds like you studied for the wrong fucking test
>>541945092all umas should have big bountiful breasts like these
>pulls up blasting Highway to Hell>"Get in Torena!"
>>541945456Okay but only if you let me swap it to this version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vahRcqdAc4
>>541945004>>541945084I felt I did good, there was a reading section that I'm not confident of but I did a paragraph with some small mistakes that got corrected. On friday I'll get my results>>541945167Just basic German stuff Haupsatz, Nebensatz, weil und dass, Superlativ und Komparativ, Präteritum und Perfekt.Mein Deutsche Level ist A2>>541945267My parents didn't study for raising me well but I don't hold it against them
Flatties belong in the trash
>>541945092plap plap plap
>>541945687HE FIXED IT
>>541944729This is beautiful
>>541943476im optimist i can at least make it to A finals
>>541945731>google this image>only result is in indofitting
>>541944729
>>541945769he did
>>541942302God fucking-- why dont they just behead that fucker already he's clearly ruining america and by proxy this thread
how come the west likes chiyono but japs never cared for her?
>>541945731flatties deserve affectionate humiliation via naizuri
>>541945992west loves dogs; japs love cats
>>541945992I’m American and I don’t like Chiyono
>>541944031I want one of those honse plushies
wip
>>541945727>Mein Deutsche LevelYou've already failed, in my yes. It's "Mein Deutsch Level", no "e" at the end.Did you enjoy the complicated mess that is German? Granted I'm no scale for this, but the amount of bullshit in it is annoying and I could never be bothered to learn >>541945998I can't get over the music, it's so damn good and I need more.>>541946032This.
Dammit why'd the last exchange have to be sprint. Can I luck into B sprint during inspo or am I SoL?
>>541946129maybe someone will eurobeatify bakushin bakushin bakushin
>>541946003Gold Ship is the perfect woman
>>541945702>kicks you out and peels awayThat cover's not bad.
>>541946074
>>541946129>>541945727German is a funny language because you can slap things together and it's suddenly a word like Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung
>>541946093based
>>541946265You should hear his cover of Nookie. It makes the song actually listenable.
love brian's song
My hopes for the Swimsuit Maru banner:>Curren-chan>Smart Falcon>Narita Brian>Narita Taishin>Seiun Sky>Swimsuit Maru a hundred pulls or so inI'm not asking for much.
>>541946248Whoa, quit being so based.>>541946093Looking good so far.
I hate Vodka. She is just incapable of having speed rainbows, gold inspirations or any inspiration that isn't a min roll.
>>541946086the ryanfag has one
>17 years old
>>541944668Real knowers know that horses are mainly stupid and anxious, it's ponies that are downright evil
>>541944968I got spooked by her last night if that makes you feel better
>>541946265>>541946367Never mind I fucked up, that was some other dude, whoops.
>>541946326To the fair, the hyper long words German has are quite specific, and often are just retardedly long for no good reason. Then there is the messy bullshit between "old spelling" and "new spelling", where things used to be more normal before the reforms. Probably something only Germans are aware about.Meanwhile English is piss easy to understand and learn, allowing such a weird amount of freedom that you can have the weirdest of sentences make sense.>>541946374SSSSSSSSSSEX
There's some loud vibrating noise at 01:30 and it woke me up. It's not coming from my house and I have no idea wtf it is. Sounds like a vacuum or some shit. I can't sleep like this
>>541946409You’ll get Teio and like it
>>541946540sex with chubby mature women
CM4 ace runs are giving me CM1 flashbacks, all my Oguris today were missing Maestro, Medium S or both.
>>541946129So far I'm improvising as I go, I try not to sweat over perfect german grammar but rather recognize useful phrases I could engineer for my own useIch glaube, dass Deutsch ist nicht gut oder schlecht I want to end up using the language for myself than keeping it as a fancy boon to show off that I passed a german course by memorizing everything
Guys, I don't think Teio would appreciate us banging her mother (father(?))
>>541946678Sorry we got a bit rowdy, I'll turn off the vibrator and use my fingers instead. We'll invite you to dinner tomorrow!
>>541946596Post it.
You know, as cancer as Cancer has been so far it's been nice not having to worry about gold recoveries.
>>541946678
>>541946697please
>>541946093very cute chud
>>541946831Horses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hjaxv9HTzs
>>541946668
>>541946804teio is a sweet girl, she's fine sharing torena with her mom as long as she can get a baby sister
>>541946812>>541946847It just stopped
>>541946554other than the mauling incident, Halo liked to catch and drown birds in his water bucketGimlet likes to pretend to be friendly to lure visitors in order to bite their hands when they try to pet him
>>541946064
>>541946093Looking good.
>>541946764>He learnt a language so he can actually make use of itWHOA!>Instead of using it to bragIs this something people actually do?>dass Deutsch ist nicht gut oder schlechtHere is a little pro tip, it might help you in learning things. Make heavy use of DeepL, it's pretty darn good a what it does.>>541946961My brother wife from another mother...
>>541946203you can get an aptitude raise during career inspirations yes
>>541946885i love this cute boy like you wouldn't believe...
I bet Tickezo is loud as hell when getting fucked
Lesbians? In my horse game?
>>541947173She is extremely cute and I think that her career is one of the best.
>>541947173Why are so many of the cutest umas boys? Is cygames staffed by a bunch of homos or something?
>>541935868Uohhh kay
The Bakushin fandom is dying...
Spe came home from the event 3* ticket
>>541947417bitch
>>541947072My personal goal is to browse German internet and compile all the funny memes I can find there>DeepLThe way I do it is I write an english sentence, I try to translate it to German, then I translate it with a tool to corroborate my mistakes.Then I associate any unknown words with similar sounding ones from english (like glaube=globe) and I try to remember the rest of the phrase by association like that.Also using a voice recording tool can help train my hearing. Thanks for the tip though
Post your Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>541947417I also got Special Week from the ticket.
>>541946843Yeah, it feels a lot easier to get the stats (minus the sometimes elusive Turf and/or Mile S) and the skills we need are somewhat managable even though they require a grind.Meanwhile for longer races it's a pain trying to get 2 gold recoveries + high stam + high speed + pwr + accel skills
>>541946959Not really a fan of this one, but it's not bad. Anything is an improvement over the original. Nookie is one of their worst songs. I'm gonna listen to some Punk Goes Pop.
>>541947542
>>541937938ive only got 2 cats...
>>541947582wait what season is this it looks much better than s1
>German horses
>>541947458Dantsu Paizuri
>>541947382I do a Bakushin run every now and then to see her armpits and watch her tits jiggle when she laughs.
FUCK Teio
Seiyun Sky doesn’t look like a boy, fags.
i think teio SUCKS
How do you feel about Maruzensky?
is this good?
>>541947886I like old crusty hags past their prime who try to act young.
>>541947886Are you trying to meet a post quota or something?
>>541947886I'm gonna start liking her in 5 days and I'll get bored of her in around 10 months
>>541947951yeah pretty good midrace skills, you can definitely catch up in low-front lobbies
>>541947886cute hag
I'm building an ace, should I use this?
>>541947886with enough power you can refire even a dying star
My uma app made me redownload all my data this morning and I almost thought of quitting, if it weren't for the fact that I'm danchud and it would tank everyone's morale if I quit on the 8th
>>541947951Nothing will ever be good. Just fuckin send it and hope for the best.
>>541947582Spe and Taiki Shuttle were the only ones I didn’t have left from the initial launch pool so I’m pretty happy.
>>541947859You don't think
>>541947951i have a similar pasa and it wins rooms fairly oftenfront pasa was a huge meme
>>541947641CUTE
>>541948192Oguri isn't that big
https://www.iwara.tv/video/KJ6Yr1J6Q9gzbf/umamusume
>>541948312she will be once i'm done with her
Cute boy!
>>541948192>bloomersstallions don't wear that
>>541948336this is rape
>>541947951Pretty good. A mid-race unique instead of the mile straightaway double circle would have been huge
>>541947504>and compile all the funny memes I can find thereIf I remember right there is a reddit for just that thing, the funny part being that they use directly 1:1 translated 4chan phrases and the like. Reading those as a native is pretty funny. Krautchan obviously does the same.>The restSounds like you're already on a good path at least, plus you actually seem to give a shit. As with any language, it all comes down to learning by doing, and consumer a lot of media or written text. Watch some old kids show or something :^)
>>541948453I don't have McQueen bwo
>>541947886There is something Maruzensky I find very endearing. She seems like someone I would very much enjoy being in the company of and pour oil underneath her car to make it seem like it has a leak.
>>541948412they do when I say so
>twin turbo will never be taken seriously
There was a ticket?
>>541948748A winning one
>>541948495I already am on der kleine Drache Kokosnuss grindset :^)But thank you, sharing about my self torture in learning German relieves the stress I feel from academic demands
>uggo pocket
>>541948763cute possessive boy...
lol this one is good
>>541948701I need you really bad Rice ShowerI cannot win without you
>>541948446touch grass
>possibly my best seiun training run while going for the special missions>all 1* sparks, 4 white sparksfuck yoouuuuuuuuuu
I bought one
>>541949015Who's that
>>541948972humping grasu's asscheeks until i pathetically cum all over her ass and feet
>>541948614>looks like a goblin>has the voice of a goblin>tries to be a big niger but gasses out (almost) every timeI don't think there is a reason to take her seriously
>>541949098>>541948614I take her seriously
>>541947125I just went ahead and made myself a better sprint parent. 15* is still C but I'll just luck into the bump.
>>541949081Forever Young
>>541948821>A literal book for KindergartnerI was jokingly talking about things like Heidi, Biene Maya or old Disney dubs, but this works well lmao.>relieves the stressSharing is caring. Plus, it's fun hearing of peoples adventures trying to learn this needlessly bullshit language.
>>541949230I WANT TO BEFOREEEVER YOUNG
>>541949015welcome to the club friend
>>541949230I WANNA BE FOREVER YOUNG
>>541949318holy buyfag i kneel...
>>541949015how much did it cost and where did you buy it from?
>>541949432theyre like 30-60 depending on the character, you can get them on ebay. iirc a couple of weeks ago someone was selling 4 with a display paddock for them for 80 total
>>541949432It was on eBay for $40
>>541948073What's the rest of your deck look like?>>541948972sniff sniff
Will this carry me through the CM?
>>541949318How does your wife feel about this? I hope she doesn't mind
cute boy
>>541941404what the hell is thiswhy is she doing that to the earth
which mayachi?i wish i could refund that corner recovery...
>>541949350>rolled her for looks alone >her career calls me out and shames me for it
been a while since a cute uma was posted
Gold City have sex with me
>>541949689
>>541949689the hiatus will continue
>>541948614>>541949098>>541949689
>>541949318So jealous of you, doobert
I think I'll have just enough to spark Doto once my stook divvies land.
>>541949573I was thinking of replacing taishin
>>541949583she enjoys the fact that i have hobbies i like :). luckily for my uma obsession ive got her to watch the anime with me and she enjoys it quite a bit, we're getting through season 3 at the moment
trainers really do see this and say "wife material"
>>541949781>the fuckin pause while switching the finger positions
>>541949892It's called foreplay
>>541949892wow she's really into me...
>>541949878What Uma are you running and for what goal? CM? TT?
>>541949860ignore those losers i take you seriously taabo
>>541949991Rudolf for TT
>>541949753we love pokke even though she's a flattie
>>541949581No gr... wait... 400 stamina and 350 guts??
>>541949520>>541949572that's cheaper than I thought they would be. I'm not much of a buyfag but I'm tempted to get a Golshi. what's the right term to search for on ebay to find the listings?
>>541949892is this what it's like talking to a zoomette
Someone post Rudolph's fan interaction.
what the gaslight for Leo Cup?
>>541949781That's great>>541949892Bitch city....>>541949860What a muppet
>>541950152equal stam to Gemini aka 1000 stam + 2 golds lmao
>>541950106since gold ship is really popular all of hers are on the upper end of prices, https://www.ebay.com/itm/226990679321 but its the thoroughbred collection
>>541950129cringe is an actual word bro, it was ruined by zoomers not created by them
>>541949892Guess I'll go train that uma over there then...
>>541948614she's facing some serious competition in the goblin department but I'd be willing to cede her Bakushin's spot if her story is good.
>>5419501521000 stam 2 golds, double debuffer, smaru = insta win
>>541950084Its only 1600 and mile, anon. Pic rel was my deck.
>>541950323>smaru = insta winthis is true though
>>541949015Same
I really REALLY hope that I do not get spooked by Gold City or Mejiro Palmer or Daitaku Helios or Tosen Jordan or Seeking The Pearl at any point. Thank you, God.
>>541948439Not a thing
>>541949581Have you tried on practice rooms? I think she dies on any debuffs or rushed.
>>541950310she will never be japanese
sloppafag is my least favorite poster in the general
>>541949892
>>541950002the limbo under the railing gets me every time
>>541950504MY BRO
>>541950258Cringe is not an adjective.
>>541948336trainer wanted a massage but he got raped instead...
>>541950538>>6 is literally me
>>541950440Same here. I hate gyarus and it will ruin my day if I ever suffer the misfortune of being spooked by one of them. I think Mejiro Palmer might be salvageable but the others are just awful.
>>541949878the SSR brian isn't a bad choice for taishin replacement, if you don't have any other mlb SR
>>541950538>aave vernaculargross, localizers need to get shot
>>541950025I'd give it a try. I haven't experimented much with MLB Aoi compared to Tazuna but she's good for the scenario and will let you highroll into better stats if you're lucky
>play the main story>just put my TT ace without thinking>"why am i always third, there must be something wro-"what the fuck?
>>541950538I imagine the localizer bald guy came here for inspiration then found all of us heliosposting
>>541950668MLB Brian is worse than 0LB Sweep.
>>541949015Cute!
>>541950520Slop is uma culture now
>>541950538i'm suddenly glad i didn't roll for that trash
>>541950739>average stats needed for leo cup
why the fuck is el condor pasa's career so random? one minute she's easily winning next thing you know she's jobbing in 16th
>>541950201>>541950323The theory is that if everyone runs double debuffers, that's up to 16% stam drain. But there's no guarantee that everyone will run that, and not everyone has wedding mayano. A valid strategy is also to run a fast ace and a debuff-proof ace.
do you get anything if you transfer all of them? I never bothered with the lower tiers I just got the star pieces
>>541950739UOOOOOOH TICKEZO READY FOR DAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>541950458why do retards post AI shit like its the greatest thing in the universe?
>>541950703Honestly that's kind of racist if it wasn't translated by a black dude.
>>541950703More like Gen Alpha Vernacular English
>>541950739that seems like a normal uma for a f2p player i think?
>>541950510that's my wife you're talking about, buddy
>>541950834play front pasa
>>541950840No but it's still better value than just transferring them without the event, so if you were going to do it anyway there's no reason not to.
>>541950739You should be able to beat this.
>>541950840no
>>541940940I want Creek to give me CPR
Nooo my Tachyon stars...
>>541950538I don't type like that...Localizer needs to do his field studies
>>541950840just more money and support points and cleaning up your veteran uma list if youre close to 200
>>541951036Couldn't be me.
>>541950327Run it in rooms and watch the final stretch...You can switch to portrait mode and camera2 and look at her face.
>>541950839Wouldn't that be 26% stam drain (on pace and late)?
>>541950739Incredible speed and explosive power.
>>541950874It looks good
by the end of the legends race i should have enough stars+statues to 5 star ryan
>>541950739
You can look down on dirt horses, but they make the money.
>>541946374hey where are you getting this from haha, just curious haha
>>541951036forgot to paste it
What's the status on your oshi?
>>541937195Are the recommended skills on this doc at least valid?
>>541951217>Vodka that highWhat the fuck? Why was she such a jobber ingame?
BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIORTosen Jordan could be shitposting with us right now
>internet speak, english>:(>internet speak, japan>:)
>>541951252i need to play more ryan runs...
>>541951252waiting for her to come home...
>>541951383no cap bro frfr
>>541950840You're going to have to junk some to make room eventually. Might as well take the free stuff.
>>541951383I'll clue you in on the difference. One stays on the internet and the other one doesn't.
>>541951302Everything is validThe gaslight is that the doc is a gaslight
>>541951029recreating this gif with maid pokke
Its sad seeing my previous/here/ club falling off to rank B...
>>541951217now post how many starts top 1 had compared to any in the top 5
>>541951383Yeppers!
>>541951217>Forever Young is still active>already #2 in earningswtfis there an explanation for this?
>>541950840>do you get anything if you transfer all of them?A bunch of cash, would be retarded not to do it>I never bothered with the lower tiers I just got the star pieceswew
>People are gooning again
>>541951217copanobros... not like this
>>541951616toreina issue
>>541951437japanese zoomers also have their own meme words bro, it happens all around the world
>>541951616fat saudi bux
>>541951319Tosen Jordan needs a good disciplinary raping
you know it's kinda disrespectful to lewd these majestic creatures every day
>>541951681Anon, sexual feelings are normal and healthy. The opposite of that, not so much.
>>541948192Oguri Slut (as in whore)
>>541951963Then why aren't you jerking off in public?
>>541951927shut it gold city
>>541951129Oh wait, forgot about the other team. Yeah, It's potentially 8% per debuffer, so up to 32%.Basically if everyone brings 2 debuffers, all the fronts are completely dead.No amount of stamina or golds can survive that. But not everyone will do this.On the other hand, ends can only get hit by 8% unless they move ahead of the debuffers, or rush.I guess it's going to be golshi world again, even though her gold is useless.Taishin's gold is going to be useful though, for those who have her.Will front urara make her appearance again?
>>541951217All that Saudi money is worthless without a BC title
>>541950874Because I want
>>541951893that's lame as hellthat basically means this metric is just a measure of how much gay sandnig oil barons like a particular horse
>>541951217Ok now who wins adjusted to inflation?
>>541947382https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo?si=VZ-U7z-SuBy9fN-T The Teio Era begins now
>>541952185M A R V E L O U S
>>541951997Maximum cuteness...!
>>541951616he won Saudi Cup, which is the richest horse race ever held, with a $20 million purse, 1st place takes $10 million (about 1525505000 yen)
>leave my club>they fall from 6k to 9k rankSad
weird how ai spam always increases around this time... weird that
>>541951217>Forever Young can literally hit #1 if he wins the Breeders' Cup Classic next month
TOREEEENA-SAAAN
>>541952382her chest is NOT that big!
Stop being horny
>>541952105 (me)Oh wait. double counted ASE.Well, NN can debuff 6+2 and wedding mayano can debuff 3+2, so that's 13 per set.Yeah, 26%. Oops.Maybe you can expect 8-14% to hit end closer aces.But we probably won't see such extreme strategies in the early rounds.
>>541952251
>>541952589Yes it is
>>541947886If I meet an older woman like her that's single you'll need the jaws of life to pull me out
>>541952612
So apparently the second cour of Cingray is only going to be 10 episodes long. I guess it makes sense in a way considering that it's only 2 races (Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).
>>541952453I read your post in karl pilkingtons voice
>>541952207it is Hence why she's still the GOAT
Alright what is it?
GOLD SHIP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>541951469Multi-layer gaslighting
>>541951092>>541950084Fixed it.
>>541952360>20 millMan, those Saudis really like to spend their money on the most random things
>>541952732Bro...
>>541951318anon...she is in the JRA HoF
>>541952813JRA will be owned by Qatar by 2030
>>541952579Would be GOATed status and he’d take his rightful place as the official Umamusume
>>541952732Special Week
>>541952760Her breasts are NOT supposed to be that large! I'm ok with it thought
>>541952732grim
>>541952710
>>541951318Vodka is the only mare to win the derby since the 1940s
>>541951616Are they going to make Forever Young an Ojou-sama?
>>541952601I want Falco to look at my penis like that.
>>541952689/our/ overload
>>541942923You don't necessarily have to get all of that. It's just a list of things you can improve.THH setup is what you should aim for, since you want to overtake the front cucks before they can escape with A&SMcQueen ult is universal for Pacers, it always triggers in a good position and gives you a good boost to overtake front cucks. Doto ult gives you velocity and acceleration when you overtake someone in the final leg, precisely what a Pacer is built for, once you kill that faggot Seiun in the front you will get accel to rush to the finish.Turf and Medium S are possible, split your sparks evenly, make sure the main parents have 3 turf 3 medium each, grandparents can have whatever.
>>541952812You need 3 skills active at the start of the race to trigger groundwork, ideally 3 green skills but 2 green + focus/concentration works too
>>541952925like a fucking orange
>>541952942I hope so, we need more ojous
>>541950889>I wouldn't WANT to train Guts to 900+, but I could easily.
Why do uma pull out the sex eyes just before the screen changes to the next scene?
>>541947743It must have been s1 as I saved it from /a/ back when it was first airing.
our HEROES
>>541952830>>541952904>>541952917SHE CAME HOME BROS
>>541952769TRAINER ISSUEGold Ship works fine on my machine
>>541952812Uhhhh... You do know what the conditions of groundwork are right?
>>541941943and you can be surprised most unexpectedly. I got completely blindsided by Gold City, and now I really, really like her just based on the 4 chapters. I don't have enough to spark her, but I really hope she spooks me come February. Ditto for Narita Brian
>>541952812uh, a-ahh... a-a-ano...? y-your... your green skills...? anon???
>>541953109i kneel emperor-sama
>>541950538Wait, this is a real post?I thought it was some anons from some club.
>>541953118Nope, now I do.>>541953010FUCK so I gotta get focus and get rid of g00?
>>541953109BAKUHATSU SHIROOOOOOI hope I have that sort of luck tomorrow when I finally get my ticket.
>>541953118You mean Focus Early Lead and Prudent Positioning right?
>>541936061Its so fucking over for me I dont have Rice Shower or Vodka at the very least
>>541951581to be fair he won only 3 times when running on turf so about half of his career and starts are basically worthless
>>541950538
you will NOT tempt me, orange succubus
>>541953269Both Groundwork and Focus are witchecks, one of them can fail if RNG decides to fuck you over.
>>541952997>it always triggers in a good positionWrong
>>541953269if you have no idea how groundwork works, don't botheryou would have needed to get two parents each with 3 green skills for CM3 AND groundwork on both of them in order to get the stats and these skills required to activate it
>>541939921Is it worth damning your genetic line to have sex with a Teio sized womanlet? Asking for a friend.
>>541953335Stop staring at me or I'll get a needle out
>>541952838Symboli Rudolf and TM Opera O are the only impressive horses in there, the rest are jobbers compared to these two
So when they are gonna remove Night Owl from the game?
>>541952976what did he mean by this
>>541950538ayo i ain't talk like dat nigga
>>541953404Yes
>>541952997McQueen's ult activates too late tho in Leo Cup, it only triggers on the final corner and Leo Cup's spurt phase begins a little bit before the final corner
>>541949648>>541949648>>541949648FUARKKING HELP I HAVE POSTED THIS 2 TIMES WITH NO REPLIES
>>541951318all of team espica are legends but are shown as shitters, that's the point
>you now remember when the algorithm kept recommending that old Japanese guy who liked horses
>>541950538>>She's a model theres plenty of pics if you look her up>>is it tru she was a child actor too?
>>541953387My parents had green skill sparks and green skills. I'm just an idiot. I had lefthanded, outerpost and summer runner and sunny day
>541953385>No argumentI'm not even going to give a (You). Put effort in baiting. Seanig
for the anons who pulled gold city why was tosen jordan on umachan anyway
>>541953269Training fronts is a huge pain in the ass. That's probably why I see so many suzukas, because she already has 1 green.The good news is that you don't absolutely need groundwork. I tested a non-groundwork front, and the success rate was not that much lower, so you can still win a few matches. But only if you have enough power, wit, and mid race skills.
It's nice that the transfer requests skipped over gutsIt's like they knew
>>541949648>>541953643rightsome of the shit on the left are dead skills
>>541950538ayo who translated dis shit i don't talk dis fr
>>541953643I have no idea why you would even consider bringing left
>6 mood downs before Spring StakesWHY DON'T YOU YAKUZA FUCKS JUST BLAST MY HEAD ALREADY
>>541949648Both glue. Try again
>>541953794heheh poopy
>>541953536Brain tired
>>541953643not gonna lie you bwoboth are shit
>>541953739my non-groundwork front el with way better stats and skills than my groundwork front el had a 0% win rate in 15 rooms.
>>541953794Why do they torture themselves by smelling poop?
>>541953995Morbid curiosity, the same curiosity that drives us to sniff our finger after we dig in our butt
>another day of no groundwork on borrowed runsI need some help anons. Which one do I use for CM3? I've tested them on rooms and each can win depending on the other horses.1 seems to be the most balanced, 2 can keep 1st consistently but gets fucked over by lates, 3 is an autowin if I proc A&S but fighting for first is pretty difficult on heavy-front rooms.
Im just gonna do 1 career run today, I dont want to get burned out
>>541953709That's... kind of sad. So instead of the useless skill early lead and the gamble skill unrestrained, you could have had 3 greens, groundwork, victoria, angling... it would actually have been pretty good.Unless a stam debuffer showed up
>>541952838>took a decade for El Condor Pasa who nearly won the Meme Arc to be put in the JRAJaps don't ever deserve to win it
>>541954046Is that why umas dig in their asses then?
>>541953498>Symboli Rudolf with 7 G1s is impressive>but Vodka with 7 G1s is notif you at least said that the whole HoF is stupid I would understand
>>541954148If horses could dig in their ass you can bet you'd catch them sniffing their hoof, but they cannot do they just sniff poop instead.
>>5419541847G1 not in a row nigger faggotRudolf achievements are more impressive
>>541953796>>541953847thanks, i made left during gemini and thought >more accel = le good! >>541953937it is what it is
>>541953404much like sparks you can roll better than your parents. Look at those midgets that birthed a kid that grew up to be like 7 feet
>>541952925Ricky: Alright that was excellent. Speaking of excellent, Karl, I've just seen the title of the next segment, why have you changed Monkey News?Steve: Yeah, you promised us more anecdotes about chimpanzees attempting to pay for things with bits of twigs but what on earth is this?Karl: No this... seee it's called Uma News innit? It's about-Ricky: Uma News? Are you doing a segment on Uma Thurman? What happened to all the silly little monkey bits you wanted to show us?Karl: No no, Uma is like, well it's Japanese right? It means horse I think? But get this, it's also a girl.Steve: Girl horses exist Karl, they're called mares.Karl: (Ignoring Steve) Right so in Japann they';ve got these girls with the ears yeah? They've got horse ears but they don't 'ave regular ears so all their landlines have these like extra extended bits to 'em. Anyway they race 'em over there except they're sort of like both a jockey and a rider at the same time yeah?Ricky: Oh god here we go.Steve: I'm pretty sure this is one of those Japanese cartoons, anime as the kids would say, that you're talking about Karl, it's not a real thing, they're fictional.Karl: You say fictional Steve, but where'd they cme from then? How come Suzanne showed me one of the concerts that they were doin'?Ricky: Mental, he's gone mental! I thought you said they raced them? What the bloody hell are you talking about concerts for?Karl: That's the thing, when they win a racee they have to do a concert right after-Steve: Immediately? Right after the race?Karl: Yeah! That's the problem right? That's what I was getting to. There's no way they can put their all into BOTH racing and singing a concert. The Japanese are forcing these poor girls to run a mile and then get on stage and start singing about how much she likes carrots-Ricky: Bollocks. Absolute bollocks, play a record!
>>541953943Huh, really? My groundwork suzuka wins the mid race maybe 25% of the time and actually wins about 10% of the time. My non-groundwork suzuka wins the midrace 15% of the time and actually wins about 10% of the time. Although the groundwork suzuka is probably better since my golshi/nature wins more often.
>>541953739>The good news is that you don't absolutely need groundworkYeah, sure, the chance of no other front activating groundwork and you taking the lead on power alone is non-zero. Realistically though, you are throwing if you bring a front runner without groundwork
>>541954046>the same curiosity that drives us to sniff our finger after we dig in our buttnobody besides you does that
>>541954289>Rudolf dunking on pre-Sunday Silence bloodline Japanese horses is more impressive than Vodka winning the same amount competing with stronger competition
I like this game has some people not thinking even placing in a g1 is a big deal because they end up winning over a dozen a career
>>541954147He got horse of the year that year at least. But yeah El was a monster of a horse and should've gotten in HoF way sooner
>>541954289>7G1 not in a rowplease don't tell me you are implying rudolf did it in a row
>>54195124715* sprint sparks get you to C and after that you just need 1 more proc. I'm getting my Mac 4* dammit.
Imagine sliding in between those while she holds the heart fingers position.....
I fucking hate Teio
>>541954289rudolf didn't win 7 in a row either dumb faggot. he lost to katsuragi ace.
>>541954289Rudolfags can't be this delusion right...?
I love fucking Teio
>>541954476When every horse is exceptional, it becomes the new normal.
>>541952760Sex goddess
Why are you retards falling for obvious bait now?
>>541954559Don't have enough inches for that.
>Gold City lurks /uma/
>>541954819You cannot REEEPOST cafe
>>541954476people are the same way with all sports, they only watch the absolute top of the top level, and if someone at the top of the top isn't performing at the same level as the greatest person to ever play the game, they're washed shitters.
>>541954895>now
>>541954476You should only be allowed to post in these threads if you've lost at least $50 on across-the-board bets at a local track
>Only 1 Uma shows up at speed training starting 2nd summer till the end of careerWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY YOU FUCKING DOGSHIT CARDS, I CANT BELIEVE RETARDS ACTUALLY PAID THOUSANDS FOR KITASAN BLACK AND FOR HER TO SHOW UP ELSEWHERE LMAO
>>541954819sex cafe
>>541954359The chance isn't great, but I've had a non-groundwork front overtake 4 other frotns before. Groundwork is definitely worth a few midrace skills, but it's not the end. Heck, I've even seen pacers win the mid race against multiple fronts.Obviously your chances are going to be pretty bad without it, but if you can't get a groundwork front with good stats and you have a non-groundwork front with good stats and skills, it will probably carry you past round 1 at least.
>>541954751Getting scolded by a living legend..
>>541955123>he didn't know about the hidden 200 guts priority on Kitasan I warned you Anon.
>>541954184Because the races Rudolf won are prestigiousClassic triple crown > Arima Kinen > Japan Cup
>>541955167She don't know how to write good yet she's just a kid
>>541954941
give me nakayama festa pls
>>541955151why is it that flatties and titcows are simultaneously the two most attractive types of breasts
Every day until you like it
Thanks for the singular carrot, cycunt. I really appreciate it.
please no more reddit cafe
>>541954531>Goes overseas for the first time>Gets 6th place in America and breaks his leg over having to cross some DirtLmao
IDK NIGGA
>>541955393Extremes are fun.
>>541955397I hate this image so muchBut my penis loves it..
>>541955372you get some Nakayama Feetsa
>>541955630>>541955630>>541955630
>don't over do it from an 8% off of summer>3 mood downs right afterDaiwa Scarlet is a dumb moody bitch
how come some horses don't have any alts but BIG HEAD has 2
kys tranny
>541955654
>>541955490here bwo I've got something even better for you
>>541955654Die
>>541955654>that OP
>>541955123When I found out how even 100 effective specialty priority is still only like 35% I wanted to hang myself
rudolf sisters DON'T LOOK
The Centurial Overlord believes the kikes and sandniggers should nuke themselves into extinction.
>>541955726Her head is so big that she needed two alts to contain it or else the game would break down
air groove won horse of the year in 1997 just for being able to even remotely compete with males and winning one mixed G1. 10 years later vodka won five mixed G1s.
>>541955654Fuck off
soooooo where is the non reddit/pol thread?
