EOSfag was right (archived at 66 posts) edition>What is itTeam based multiplayer hero shooter, except the heros are mechs. The game also has an extraction looting abortion of a gamemode.>Why should I play itIt has fast-paced mech combat. Also you can make your goonslop pilot in the character creator.>Steamhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2452280/Mecha_BREAK/>Standalone launcherhttps://mechabreak.seasungames.com/>Mecha BREAK Panther keyboardhttps://shop.8bitdo.com/products/8bitdo-retro-87-mechanical-keyboard-mecha-break>Patch Noteshttps://mechabreak.seasungames.com/en/news-detail.html#/?contentId=sol0mte86l1dPrevious thread: >>541753938
If this thread dies prematurely too I won't bake another. How about the rest of us anons still here bite the bullet and move into a discord? No point in "fracturing" the thread if only like 5 of us still post here and we get either archived in under 24 hours or the thread lasts 3 weeks with barely any posts.
I love Mecha bots I hope for more BOTS
post your tits before the thread dies for good
Falcon feels like I'm playing arnored core FA
>>541993781Haven't tried Alphard yet?
>>541993781falcon FEELS that fast.alphard IS that fast.
I always sage my post :)
>>541994002Only in training
>thread dies twice during NAgger hours shortly after retard's claims that NA is alive and EU is deadEvery fucking time.
Mechashart lmao
>pick up luminae and actually learn how to play her correctly>it's all i ever play because nobody picks luminaeat this point, i may as well just officially become a luminae main.
>>541992802should've made one in /vm/, shit's clearly too dead for /vg/>how about discordhow about you suck my cock? Oh wait, that's probably was your plan all along>>541998274based. don't forget to wear your mandatory frilly dress and thighhighs
>>542000856>don't forget to wear your mandatory frilly dress and thighhighsbut mecha break doesn't have any frilly dresses...
>>542001423Next striker will be wearing one.
>>541992802>discordFuck off, you retard. /vm/ exists for this purpose.
>>542006009>new strikerHa-ha, yeah, sure... I bet next season will be so fun! ...h-ha-ha...
>>541992529Damn the game dead so fast uh?
we need to do something `uge
it's dreadnought all over again...
>>542014640Damn...
Should we continue our numbering on /vm/, or restart from 1?
>>542023360restart
How would you save this game?
>>542024669Behead Kris on livestream. It's too late to do anything.
>>542024669make it less dead and gay
>>542024669>still possible now Rebalance all mechs to get rid of hard counters rock paper scissors faggotry.Ditch the bots above silver and remove ranks bloat.Ditch retarded tacked on gacha/FOMO mechanics and let people just spend their fucking corite as they please.Unfuck the netcode to make it playable cross-region but that would be a miracle.>should've been done in the prototyping stageNo extractionslop.No shitquila.PvE.Mechlab.
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>>542024669>Private server hosting>Use for pilots beyond goonbait>Actual playable story>More cosmetics for MPAlso everything >>542032883 said
>>542046408>Use for pilots beyond goonbaitBut anon, you already can use your pilot to fly around when your mech is down in mashmak solo. Or those fuckers removed it?
>>542046408>Private server hostingThat may kill queues super fast
>>542047576It's been removed.>>542048404Only delusional live service devs believe this nonsense.
Robots.
Battledroids even.
>>541992529>Hellcat triple shots you in the span of a second and a half, shooting through its own body with its supertoastylaserroastyHow does a sniper mech survive or even tell when they've been targeted by this bastard?
>>542077594Sitting under the canopy surrounded by repair stations and with some decoys outside.
>>542078571Tried a tier 5 decoy but it didn't do shit. Got one-shot almost immediately and that was all it contributed
>>542060612beep boop
the robot is out of order
>>542077594Mashmak is not balanced
buimo
we survived the cold night...
rough sex with narukami
caressing luminae with my IFF scrambler tenderly
Ripping slutmechs in half with my BDC (Big Dino Cannon).
>>542115932n-nyo...
Robot is kill
>>542024669It can't be saved anymore.
>Good game>Bad decisionsHow many can you name?
>>542134264Can't think of another game with so many fuckups that isn't just dogshit.
Where battlefield... Where new map... Where scorpion...
>>542149203...they're in the better world...
This game and the thread now
>>542152887
even flat tits slav has abandoned us
>>542157575Probably signed a contract so he could buy more corite.
>>542157575>even flat tits slavwho?
>>542164456Obnoxious Trooninae main
my last bump
>>542169239you'll crawl back...
>>542134264
>>542171454Oh, yeah, that one is a fucking tragedy
>>542171454At least Ody made a functional game that is still enjoyable moths into EOS while MB is a ticking time bomb of dogshit balance that needed emergency season reset less than two months after release. Not even The Announcement hit the playerbase as hard as bots, Welkin and Aquila.
I'm not ready for EOS...
Only Welkin 3.0 can save the game.
EoS soon!
EoS NOW!!
buff pinaka
We move on to /vm/, right?
>>542216563sooner rather than later would be best i think, so i bakedmigrate before we lose the bread again>>>/vm/2005445>>>/vm/2005445>>>/vm/2005445
>>542218207>2005445>445Starting our new thread with trips would've been great, honestly.
owari
>>542218207You could've waited for this one to die at least...
>>542229253last thread died at 66 repliesthe thread before that died at 250 repliesi foresee a repeat of that fate. it is indeed over.
ded gaem ded thread
It's all Welkin's fault.
Kris be like
They give you bot teammates too????
>>542274536Everyone is bot except for you
>>542274536Yes
>>542281285hit me hard with those tits,
>Solo Mash queue as anything but Aquila, sub 2 minute time>Decide to fuck around with Aquila for the first time>Queue goes 7 minutes, still hasn't poppedHow many Aquilaniggers exist, holy shit
>>542281474idk mr. frogman, you seem like you already got hit hard enough
>>542281474Imagine being a trainee copilot dealing with those things wobbling around
>>541992529Gold keys. I got em but no team who can get the job done
>>5419925294 alphards in a row on my team. Each one a burden. The final one was coal black and had an IQ to match. How the fuck do I get cursed with these
>>542289554How do you beat this boss? We keep getting wiped hits like a truck and the timer’s tiny. Any guide?
>>542301263Don't go there while your respawn beacons are on initial cooldowns.Use decoy beacons. One in the middle where rewards chest spawns works pretty well.Have some decent modular weapons or glider because your cooldowns can create too much downtime to get enough dps to kill the boss in time.If you don't have a healer, drop some repair beacons to the sides of the entrance canopy.
>>542289554>>542301263You spawn a IV or V decoy in middle and then fly high (above hellcat) and always stay behind him. If you go down you get hit by laser or get sniped. I recommend taking IV/V or VI weapons for damage. Charged Blaster is a must and whatever suits you best as secondary. You should have 1min 30s+ left on timer when the second boss dies, good teams clear it with 2min+ left on timer. If you are on EU, we can do it sometime.
>>542303323>If you are on EUI'm NA, EU bro, lol. Also, I didn't even get back into the game until two weeks ago. I'm asking because when I tried, the boss killed me so fast.
>>542303004>>542303323I've tried having a decoy V out right next to the doorway before when we were all camping it to keep in cover but the boss totally ignored the decoy entirely, which was weird. Not a single hit touched it
>>542304921>I'm NA:(>>542305217The decoy is only to make him use the drone bubble on it. If you are above him you wont get hit by the laser attack, and if you are behind him he wont shoot you with the sniper rifle, so combine those two and you wont have any issue.
Go strike!!
>>542310014That's beautiful, anon
I think I've had 5 non bot matches this whole season. I can't believe this game is so dead.
>>542329125>I can't believe this game is so dead.the playerbase is abysmal but that's not the reason why you're getting bot matches
>>542310014Needs a version with the Hel
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>542336279what are we responding to?
>>542348032retarded post
Tricera origin story.
>be me >new player>play normal Mashmak solo to get some paint>get one shot by a dude that has the top 50 medal>out of nowhere Is that even possible? the dude hit me once and I was dead, why are those fuckers in normal? can't they play hard/extreme mode instead?The matchmaking suck in this game.
>>542367984Farm paints in covert ops.Farm extra covert ops plans in normal mash once you unlock secure cargo slots.Mashmak and its balance are a fucking mess. Don't take this mode seriously. Also extreme and hard are dead because there's guaranteed loss of equipped mods on death.
>>542368924>covert opsYou need 2 other players for that and I'm too lazy to team up with people
>>542369298Just join via recruiting message you see in chat or recruit randos yourself. It's one click.
>>542336279>Being mad Stellaris is doing his job and sneaking behind mechs>Being mad steggo is doing his job and hunkering down to provide artillery fire.>Not being mad at yourself that you see said Stellaris with low health but are going to blame the steggo anyway Its a cloaker mech. You see him shoot him. You have an aux 3 use it
>>542348032Building little forts around stego
I like mashmak
>>542373825>Stellariswho?
>>542380856StellariGGER.
>>542304921>the boss killed me so fastJust don't die lmao.
Queue mashmak
>>542402465Verge player on the right.Mash player on the left.
>>542404668Correct
i'm only having fun while playing Narukami.
sweet embrace of death, here i come!
*drops repair station*
*pings repair station*>Team mate on 10% hp flies away*ping enemy player*>Fight the enemy team while team continues to farm npcs*type: hey lets play around tricera since he's going to be much slower than us*>Other teammate flies to the other side of the map solo*ping extraction beacon*>1 dude flies away while 2 of us are opening itBots or Retards? I literally can't tell
>>542408002I need to get better with the Narukami in Mash because having to be quite stationary despite having such long cooldowns for stealth means if someone gets onto you, you're pretty fucked. Also the cloak field seems to randomly be oddly short while grappling. I had one that lasted a good few seconds at least then another only about two seconds which made me pop my stealth field just to get obliterated because someone happened to look over at that moment to see the flickering.
>>542423475it'd be nice if the flickering was visually indicated for the narukami, rather than having to guess entirely off of fighting other narus
>>542419262It's hard to keep track of what your team is up to due to dogshit UI and bad communication tools.
>>542423475>>542426950Getting hit once during invis should put Narucunt's whole kit on max cooldown. Unfortunately, what's more likely to happen is more pity buffs until we get another pre-nerfs Shartquila.
do i still get bots in champ?
>>542452580Yes
>>542453663well fuck that hope this garbage games goes eos
bump
>>542452580no, bots stop appearing in general>>542453663nigger
Only a sex update will be able to save this kusoge.
>>542468504What's the point if dogshit weekly shop doesn't allow you to plapmaxx your pilot
>>542477008Point is to spend 50 dollaridoos on premade character like that blond bitch. You're not some poorfag, are you anon?
>three options >no heterochromiaMaybe that's the best I'm gonna get...
>>542478364Only green ones look okay
>>542468504we need see-through suits
>>542482430With streaks of of sweat running across the body.
>>542482430what we actualy need are at least a couple not overdesigned to hell and back outfits
>>542482430>>542483086True.
>FINALLY out of bot ranks>it now keeps matching me to 200+ ping servers because the game is so fucking deadeos can't come soon enough
>>542489054Region? Consistent 200+ or just ping spikes?
>>542489157I'm OCE, usually I have 130 to japan servers or whatever but it's matching me to america probably
>>542483178Nothing is quite as simple and elegant as naked body.
do the two rooms in the current store selections give any good animations
>>542498720did the previous two?
>>542498923one had a pole dancing animation so yes
>>542498720Command room is unimpressive. The other one is nice if you liked the lounge
>>542505389Does it have its own animation?
robots
sex
>>542512276Several, though more of a game room kind of thing with minigames than pole dancing
>you know what this game that's nothing but wide open maps with little to no cover needs?>snipers!Honestly, this game deserves EOS. These chinks are just too fucking stupid.
>>542534474Just sweep over Narus and tell them to go away.Anigla however, can't help you there.
bumpo
Your response?
>>542552269To Pinaka's paintjob? Projectile vomit.
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
>>542554359sorry it's not black and red
>>542554567
dead game
No more bumps for me now. Let the fucking general die.
please think of the robots...
>>542554567Genuinely can't tell what's going on here
Butt sliders and boob sliders game dies in 2 months. I thought coomers were the majority.
>>542572421They removed half of the customizations from the start and made getting cosmetics a fucking pain. I want my gyaru pilot back.
>>542572421>Nerfed customization>Balancing is shit>Not enough players because mech games are nicheIt's over... even the thread is dead which is impressive knowing that there are a good amount of neets on this website.
Oh shit I managed to sell a paint for 40 coriteI'm fucking rich!
>>542572421Without boobs and butt sliders the game would've shut down already.
>>542572421tits not big enough desu, thighs are massive in comparison
>>542609756True, the tits are not that big.But at least we can make tall characters, my girl is huge I love it.
CHECK DISCORDWELKIN IS SAVING THE GAME NEXT PATCH
>>542615082
>>542615082One more patch... We gotta hold on for just one more patch... And then this piece of shit crutch mech will finally get nerfed out of existence for good.
>Covert Operation is now more flexible with squad sizes—you no longer need a full 3-pilot team to launch.So does this mean you can play it solo now?
>>542626598It would be good change, so my bet is on "nyo..."
>>542615082she's cute, would plap
>>542615082The need a sukumizu skin for her to truly save the game.
>>542615082She looks kinda boring, no? And what the fuck is that jacket-dress thing? Another great outfit from geniuses at Seasun
owari da
>>542633631They need to get the snowbreak team to do something to this game.
>>542633631Reminds me of the outfits they give in a lot of slop mmo's
>>542646301>slop mmo'sTautology.
Penis Break.
