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Teio!
>marked
I love my umadacchis
our fuarking hero
I'm going to use this thread because I don't like seeing McQ or Teio happy>>542039616Coffee
>>542039719I don't love you back.
HAGS > MEJIROS
Is your trainee the GOAT!, anons?
>>542039573posting in new thread. Why did it take so long?
CloverClub has two spots for any anons interested
Of course it's fucking Spe dupe
>>542039760what about ... a hag mejiro?
I hate El Condor Pasa so much. No other uma lets me down like she does, the useless fucking bitch.
>maru thread beat mcqueen threadPottery
Any guides on building debuffers? Never did it before
>>542040063you buy debuffs skills and level witthats it
>>542039905Praying we get Mejiro Durren in the future, who is even more of a hag than Ramonu.
The latest edition of the 2025 Longines World's Best Racehorse Rankings just droppedhttps://www.ifhaonline.org/resources/WTRRankings/LWBRR.asp?batch=135
>>542039928Use Silence Suzuka. She's given me consistent runs
>fan farming questionWhen using a multi distance runner like Mihono, she tends to get 2nd her miles and sprints (sparks). Despite the stats being good enough.I noticed when I used Ogurin she can get 1st more times in miles than Mihono. Is it the aptitude rating or is something else going on here.
>>542039905The best Mejiro.
Should I?
useless…
>>542040178Silence Suzuka is the perfect uma. I've never had a bad career with her and it's rare for her to ever come anything but 1st in G1 races. Unfortunately I need El Condor Jobber for inheritance purposes so I must suffer.
Digitan LOVE
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>542039795Clublist anon here >>542030762what the heck is your club ID number?There are multiple CloverClubs. See linked post if you want a banner too.
>>542040325>not even 100Why bother
*pokes your uma*
>1 sec late>Can't delete the threadMy shame will be cemented for the few hours
What a garbage monthly ticket.
>>542039928You should see what my Grass Blunder careers look like.
>>542040393because I'm halfway the Senior year and not even 1k speed yet
>>542040325if the failure % is higher than the gains you're just being retarded
I give up using only legacies... I will grind groundwork with SR guts empress and SSR oguri on top of legacy, this time for sure...
remember to keep complementing the cute overlord
no wet conditions or playtime but i think this should give me a win
>>542040385When can I get a Chiyo? She is kinda cute in CG
you groove you losehttps://youtu.be/ThQOzZk6n-k?si=rHCXnK-OFQDJ4suN
どうぞ
>>542040385Chiyono, I don't love you anymore now that Chitose is soon becoming playable.
https://files.catbox.moe/qchna3.mp3
digitan?
>>542040429naked dogeza now
>>542040610
why arent human women more worried about umas?the fact that theyre better in every way and how any female they give birth to will also be umas means human women will be gradually replacedhonestly men should be worried too, cause once human women are gone and men and uma just becomes regular sexual dimorphism then theres nothing stopping umas from turning us all into fuckslaves since theyre so much superior physically
>>542040202Anyone?Just annoying to see a 1M fan run drop to a 900K one
Fucking Finally, one Summer Maru parent for CM4 finished
>>542040807umas are only as smart as real-life horseshumans have nothing to worry about
this is just cruel... i miss so many starter uma and this is what i get from the ticket
>>542040807umas are dumb + high maintenance cost
>>542039905but you posted a 17 year old?
>>542040678LOVE
>>542040895ENTER
>>542040191Why would someone do that? Just use your head and read.
>>542040063Some debuff skills are rangeless so you just slap them on your sacrificial lamb and go to town. Others, like Dominator and All-Seeing Eyes, have a limited range so you need to take that into account. It's still piss easy compared to any ace build. Stam debuffs are shit for CM3 cause the stam floor is very low, but they'll be good again in CM4.
>>542041025Hold on, who's this cutie?
>>542041037you answered your own question
>>542041025i feel confident that i could rape sugar light
>>542041084Fake horse.
>>542040559Chiyo is a year1 horse so it won't be too long
>first time to actually get the right skills>stat rolls were not goodI think I'm just going to give up on CM in the future
>>542040429You did your best and we still love you
https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersYou are now married to the first uma you get, this cannot be undone. Are (You) happy?
>>542041084Sugar Lights from the future Run, Mecha Umamusume! scenario>>542041167she has a fucking robot stand thou
left or right?
>>542040580
Taiki's career is so fucking ridiculous with how many mood downs she has
Is there a dirt gyaru for Helios, Palmer, Jordan and City? Gonna make them my team trial racists.
>>542041335https://umamusu.wiki/Dantsu_Flameuhhh... should I be happy?
>>542040429next thread will be better
>>542041335I got Duramente
>>542041395Bwo..
>>542041225>>542041383>npcaw
>>542041335>Fusaichi PandoraI make Almond Eye?!?
Why are Tokai Teio and Seiun Sky often portrayed crazy and cock-hungry?
>>542041335nyo
>>542041383Is she related to Barbin!?
I wish all the front groundwork farmersA lose to a gambler
>>542040634Why would you say something so mean...
2400m TurfFirm ConditionsSunny DaySpringWho's your No.1 Favorite?
>>542040832>1* groundwork parenttry again bwo...
>>542040429Don't worry, MuhQueen, I'll bake the next thread first for you
>>542041631Source on this with sound?
>>542040832>Seiun grandparentoh no no no no
>>542041804https://x.com/yubari_tossi/status/1785282093704220869https://litter.catbox.moe/tx2k81y3hd3ulerh.mp4
This general is so slow now...is the game dead?
>>542041958Nyes EOS soon
>>542041958no one plays this shit anymorewe just post porn
>>542041924RIP no sounddomo
>>542041712From my understanding stars on whites just effect the level of the hint not the chance it sparks so 1* is fine>>542041826What's wrong with that? She's gonna be my 2nd parent
>>542041958Yes
>>542041631this is really well done to mimic the guilty gear look
Did you do a Bakushin run today?
Okay bwos, who am I getting...
>>542042109Realistic, but I've always had these on race days so it's funny
Machikane Fukukitaru is cute!
>>542042212haguzensky
>>542041635Just a simple fact, my umadacchi. I'm a filthy FotM chaser.
If anyone is looking for a club Mambo has a single spotThere's no quota, just be active, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and have FUN.If you can't find the club post ID and we'll send you an invite.
>>542042062Here is something funny with soundhttps://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1911338576551563400https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1976346706775244975
So what the FUCK is going on in the Cinderella Gray manga that's led to that page with the Navy SEALS?
>>542042212Teio!
whoops i posted the wrong image and also i deleted the whole post when i meant to just delete the file>gold city's training restriction is because she woke up late so you have to scramble to find an open training facility, not because she's PMSingTracen should just buy more training equipment and expand the facilities if you can't accommodate all the trainees
>>542041037it doesnt take into account non rainbow situations or how much energy gen or consumption the tierlists are just using a greedy algo
>>542041395Groundwork doko
>>542042268Yes
>>542042212You know it
>>542042361It's building up to what is coming
>>542042067ummmm
If phones bad then why is my frail wife this happy?
>>542042361A terrorist (read: me) tried to bomb Tracen.
>>542042538Based
Our Centurial Overlord...
>>542040807Umas are born to run not longhouse men into doing what they want
>>542042261Basic bitch'ate her, simple as
>>542041682Brian Orfevre (bad gate) Deep ImpactTM Opera O El Condor Pasa the rest
>>542041025Cripple love!
Scarlet gave me this when I was trying to get Triple Tiara special mission. Should I use her?
>>542042303>>542042384>>542042447Hell yes
>>542042386Umas should be impregnated to prevent PMS
>>542042268Based and true
>>542042336There are easily 100 clubs named Mambo, including one in top 100. Why don’t you use the ID in >>542039601 with your post? It will help get anons in the right place.
>>542042740I use a similar scarlet (for lack of another front runner)
>>542042604Love this hag like you wouldn't believe
>>542042485eh fuck it then, my borrow will probably be 3* Groundwork or at least 2*, should be enough with double circle affinity
>>542042775KACHOW!
Predict it. I still don't have Suzuka or Maruzensky.
>>542042538Seriously? A bomb threat in the story? What the fuck is happening? Can someone give me a QRD on the latest chapters? I'd read them myself, but from what I understand the English translations are like years away from even reaching the latest chapter.
>>542042993Opera dupe
Nakayama Festa.
>>542042740Stamina is a little low, but that's quite good otherwise. Unless you have something close I'd slam that.
>>542043020No, I'm joking, anon. I'm just as confused as you are.
>grass ended with exactly 550 staminaFuckCan I compensate the lack of stamina with a regular recovery?
>>542042993Teio
>>542040807Human men clearly see pumping their baby batter into umas to get them pregnant over and over to just be breeding for sports purposes.>>542040895>>542040953This is a terrible argument, plenty of guys are into airheads.
>>542042993i thought youre guaranteed to get laisu here?
>>542043020A shitton of journos were swarming toresen academy because of Oguri's announcement that she's running for Arima Kinen, Director decided enough was enough and mobilized the URA PMC
So Tracen has their own private military?
>>542043035Opera isn't in the free ticket bro
>>542043117550 as a late gambler is probably enough
>>542042993>he has paid carats
>>542040429Very very shameful behavior anon. We are all disappointed in you.
I feel like Air Groove guts cards doesn't give groundwork often enough to keep her even as a safety net, am I just unlucky?
>>542043168No. It's random starting 9 3* umas.
Post something cute
>>542040391I swear I checked every last inch and I can not find a number ID for the club
>>542043169>Oguri's announcement that she's running for Arima KinenThe one in 1990, aka Oguri's retirement race?
>>542043351Yep
>>542043351nta but yes
>>542042361It's to contain Mejiro Ryan's gigantic lats
>last thread many anons were killed by teioNingens fear herUmas ignore herLegs fail her
>>542043309
>>542043258No I hate that card.
>>542043035>>542043125It's owari da
https://x.com/toymark_jp/status/1976227126207750632
it's so over
>>542043445>kills many anons>still gets bullied>coffeeHow does Teio do it?
>>542043117550/300 is like the min amount to not gas out
>>542043020URA Sturmabteilung found out there were gaijin umas in Tracen who had illegally entered the country.
>5 members who haven't logged in for 10+ days including danchouIt's too late to join another club isn't it
>>542043020URA is finally going after the sick shoe trading rings
>>542043475>ywn take a deep whiff of Cheval's sweaty hatstink boymusume pheromoneswhy even live bwos
>>542040167>Forever Young on top for Japan>Dirt HorseOH NO NO NO NO. TURFSISSIES, YOUR RESPONSE?
>>542043639Join CloverClub....
>>542043389>>542043404Better end that shit with an absolute banger then. I won't forgive them otherwise.
>>542042154I want to poke her forehead
Your response?
>>542043695Don't look at chapter 1 of the main story...
>>542043639You're welcome to join Mambo
>>542043231>>542043536Somehow I'm at 550/350I'll trust the gaslight and assume that since adding those is equal to 900 I'll be alright
>>542043738
>>542043639id?
I joked about getting 4th Rudolf dupe from the event 3* ticket but it actually happened...
88050995CM3 test
I have fallen to the Gold City propaganda.
>>542043909based and trvthful
>>542043982Good
>>542043738this is the same uma that wanted me to join her family?
>>542043349I can find it for you on doxogenesis, just give me your regular trainer ID (if you want to do it it will be under your club name on that website, but be sure you copy it exactly)Also banners are fun anon. Find an image you like and text (optional) and I’ll get you one.
>>542043020Man, I'd be up for a stint in the URA death squads.How's the pay?
>>542043738Instant full-on erection.
>>542043445i want teio to break my arms, tie me up, then mount me
>>542043649For me, it's not sniffing, it's a girl proposing to do something very embarassing to her just to please (You). This will NEVER happen IRL.>>542043718Imagine gently flicking it when Bakushin is being a cute dummy
>Fail three trainings with an under 3% fail ratewaste of a run, hate this shit
>>542043982>>542044058Why is she wearing a different outfit on her speed SSR?
>>542044154before and after finding out about umafans
>>542040167Forever Young is getting thoroughly disrespected by the media saying he has no shot in the BCC and that he will be Sovereignty’s bitch. Also Daryz at 2 is ridiculous. Overrating him after a fluke Arc win.
>>542044058The last time my friend did the same he got arrested for like a week or twoHow come trainer gets away with it?
>>542044154Speed SSR is her old beta outfit like in tamamo’s stamina SSR
>>542043909
>>542044154she's a whore
>>542044154Beta design. Several umas had beta designs before the game officially launched, and some still snuck into the final game as support cards.
>>542043909i love this meme format
>>542044337Well that's obvious
>>542044337yeah, for me
>>542043982>bimbo>jobberWhat's there to like?
>>542044337but she's MY whore
>>542044240They’re not wrong though, his competition in the BCC is extremely tough. It’ll take some whack shounen power up for him to actually win the whole thing
>>542044337I found the anon that didn't get her
>>542044465Hair band is wrong
Umatism has 6 slots openNo quota, just trade shoes and play the game every so often so we know you're aliveReply with your friend code or search for our club with the Pasa danchou
>>542044504It’ll be a hell of a race but saying he’s in the second tier of horses running in it is wild.
3/4 of my 350 followers stopped playing the game...
>>542044582opera cro would not do this
>grass wonder's hot spring trip is basically her and torena confessing to each otherSexy whore for (You) confirmed
>>542044395Wait a minute, the joke here is that it's literally the same fucking guy in all 6 tiers, just in different forms and points in time.
>>542044240Forever Young already lost last year in the BCC to Sierra Leone who's going to be there again. Sovereignty being the favorite to win this year after winning the Double Crown makes sense.
>>542044068392061368158
>>542044504I like the look of Highland Falls and Nevada, are they any good
I refuse to play until Doto is outKys Danchou find someone else who wants to fan slave
>>542044529i got her with tickets i saved actually
>>542044662>sub 400Just keep it anon. Not likely you'll hit cap
>>542043909umas who lust
>>542043738Is that how she looks in Cingray? Her hair looks much less retarded than in her official in-game look.
>>542044769>using ticketsoh no
>>542044730just 2 more weeks dotosis......
>>542044862well yeah, it isn't a bunch of 2020s phone game polygones
>>542044773SMOOCH
>>542043989BIGGER
Main story #4 is kinda mid. I gave up and just skipped everything after like 10 whole episodes of Brian wank while she remained a blank slate. Literally only enjoyable when Hishiama or Hayahide appears.Apparently she got injured or whatever but at that point I'm already checked out.
>>542044980Frieren doesn’t look like that, thankfully
>>542044958
>>542045074 >>542043738seeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>542044980
>>542045078Certainly the weakest of the main stories, which smarts at Brianbros, I'm sure.It only gets better from here on out, fortunately.
>>542045078Suzuka’s is next and it’s much better thankfully
Do you actually log in every day and do all dailies?
>>542045132
Old Man Lust
>>542045426I used to not bother but since they buffed the carats I have been
>>542045426Fuck no lol
>>542045426Ya bet I do, wish I didn't.
>>542045426That's all I do in this game lately
>>542045426Some days I dont do the career run...is what I said before the carrot buff
>>542044773of the three sisters I think Xina is the one that gets less love here
>>542044943I don't think that's the problem. All the other girls' hair look perfectly fine in the game. Ryan's hair just looks flat. She looks like a granny whose hair volume is thinning out. The Cingray manga version of her has way more youthful-looking, voluminous hair.
They should release the Canopus umas earlierI shouldn't have to wait until the end of 2026 just to get Turbo
>>542044628See >>542030762if you want to get added to the list/get a banner>>542044727>self made banner>329 x 88 exactlyBravo. Very nice.
>>542045719
>>542045426yes I do play the game, thank you for asking
>>542045078I also didn't enjoy it and found it to be the least interesting story so far. I couldn't really connect with Brian as she's so emotionless and as she didn't seem to care about any of the races, why should I? At least there were some good shots of Mayano Top Gun in there.
>>542043639Join HonseFun
>>542045627
>>542045283Can't wait for summer story with Scarlet swimsuit! How can you go wrong with that?
>>542045627Too many memes about her being an eternal loser to Gentildonna to be able to appreciate her for other things..
WIFE
>>542045778This game desperately needs more 'gakis
>>542045426If I'm not on vacation somewhere.
>>542045426I'm addicted
>>542045426yes
>>542044980Fatasses? Oguri Cap and Special Week
SKY ULT IS UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIRNERF FUCKING NOW
URA finale doesn't count as a G1 for missions does it? That debut ticket still seems so far away.
It doesn't happen often, but when Curren locks in, it's beautiful.
>>542045928AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY BOOOOOOOOOOONES
we need more sisters in the umamusume world
>>542045778Twin Turbo is winning me over with that
>>542045627I think her design is a very agreeable blend of cute, sexy and pretty.There's something very precious about her, even as she acts the dutiful onee-san.
>>542045426I do a oguri suicide run like half the days, can't be fucked to do a full 30 minute run.
>>542046134if the pupils/tracking were better and i didn't know it was a man behind the rigging i might think this is attractive
>>542046106#NotMyCurren
>>542045905:3
Which uma is 4chan?
>>542046176I'll say. I hated her in the anime, hated her in the career runs. But if she's like that as a trainee I might consider her in the future
>>542046106Be sure to reward her
>>542045426>he doesn't log in and do all dailies
She just keep wanting to win today wtf.
>>542046262I need her…
>>542046493Left has aura
>>542046514I didn't know you could do this...
>>542046570You ARE taking her to that trendy cafe, onii-chan.
>please…s-stop looking…unf…I’m gonna wet myself if you don’t stop staring…
>>542046149we need more cutes, gyarus and oyakodon
>>542044154
>>542045426It's become part of my morning routine.Wake up, get breakfast, do my dailies while watching anime, check on my club, trade shoes, then continue with my day.
>>542046709*opens mouth*
>>542046489>I hated her in the animeSoulless post
>>542046602She did have a support SSR just announced on JP. Hopefully it won't take long for them to make her properly playable as well.
>>542046451official 4chan umas:tamamo cross (incel)matikanefukukitaru (retarded)narita taishin (manlet)special week (racist)
So away slop-kun, take your slop elsewhere
>>542046709Delete this slop.
main story heroine love
>>542045426Yeah but lately I have to force myself to start a career.
>>542046709i love this
wit…
/uma/! There's one day left until CM Starts! What's your final team looking like?! I'm pulling out Narita Taishin, Hishi Amazon and Smart Falcon!
wait a fucking minutewhat blue/pink spark you get is influenced by parents/grandparents??I thought it only mattered for white sparks
>>542046740I agree with the oyakodon part
>>542046709some slop is good slop
>>542047097>what blue/pink spark you get is influenced by parents/grandparents??nohope this helps
>>542046751Beta looked better. Had more class.
>>542047120like the mom, hate the schizophrenic daughterfuck off spamming her you annoying prick, youre equally annoying as the AI Fag, just not AS gay considering you post actual art
>>542046824I saw that the Jordan banner ends on the 20th. Do you think Bouquet will be the newma announced right before the new scenario even with her recent SSR? It would line up with the shuka sho I think.
SCRATCHZEHORS
>>542047082I will know when I click auto-select!
It's time44% chance for a duplicate
>>542047082blockushinpasa vodka it's looking grim none of the 3 is a winner
Is Behold Thy Emporer a good ult for Leo Cup? Can I pull out my Rudolf parent once again?
>>542047212No idea, I have no clue how that shit works on JP.
i saw from pwyden that anime Teio is top tier for the next CM. is it true?
>>542047082Seiun Sky, Daiwa Scarlet, and Vodka. I wish I could make a better Scarlet but it's honestly surprisingly I made something half decent.
>>542047192enjoy
>>5420470821. lol2. lol3. lolsend help
>>542047082Block FalcoWife GrooveEither Fantasy Pasa or Spe
>>542047082>Narita Taishin>Ass Wonder>Silence SuzukaI'm pretty confident in my ability to sweep randos in the first two rounds but I think there's a pretty high chance that I get raped in the finals.
I like her a lot
>>542047309Anime Teio is only good for medium races so yes.
>>542047457I don't
>>542047303Ah okay, no worries. I guess I’ll just have to keep waiting for now.
What does gyaru sex feel like
Wait you guys have aces ready for CM3?
>>542047584slutty
>>542047275Thank God.
>>542047584Depends on the type of gyaru
>>542047584tight
>>542041335>Are (You) happy?yeah kitasan black is pretty cool I guess
>>542047082Blokshin, TT Vodka, TT Pasa. I'll try better for Leo.
I don't care if she's a gyaru, she needs to be able to cook as well.
ZE! EMPERAH!
>>542047917you don't like your eggs extra well done?
>picked oguri cap off of the 3* selector when i started>did the random 3* ticket afterwards and got another oguri cap>finally finish the new batch of quests for the 3* make debut ticket>use it>oguri cap againI'm not complaining but this is getting a bit silly
>>542041335>CafeI knew it.
>>542046926where do i buy this drug for my front runners
>>542047082i play casually and don't have teams worth competing in the CMs
>>542041335At this point I'd be happy with anyone...>Hishi AkebonoOk that makes me a little happier even
>>542047917she will get it eventually, it's a matter of time
>>542046857Where is the Neet Uma?
>>542047082>Fuji Kiseki (my wife)>Seiun Sky (she's very cute)>Symboli Rudolf (I used her in the other 2 CMs and so felt obliged to use her again here)I expect to be able to get to A finals, but I have little hope of winning.
>>542047082Smart Falcon ace, Seiun Sky ace, Grass Wonder aceThe "f2p btw" build except I actually am F2P and just got lucky rolling for honses
why does agnes tachyon have 10% growth in guts and not wit is she stupid???
>>542047915Cool shonen protag, bro.
>>542047917City you burnt the tamagoyaki you DONKEYWhat are you?
>>542048162SEX SEX SEX
>>542048213Dude she is smart just let it go and ignore some growth stuff that is irrelevant just go with it man
>All these people using Grass Wonder and Vodka on their teamIt's tough out there huh.
Sex with Gold City's manager
I just want to say, if you manage to activate Lets Pump Some Iron! and move it in to Red Shift, your uma turns absolutely insane. This Taishin beat my Falco who managed to activate Angling and Scheming and Victoria Por Plancha, and even my Curren who acctivated #LookAtCurren and Victoria Por Plancha at the perfect timing on final corner.
>>542048250An idiot uma.
>>542047082I hope it's enough to get to B finals (I'll get into second round A probably and then it'll be hard to win). It feels so random in rooms.
>>542047130And that one you replied to ain't it.I don't even understand why he decided to go with AI when there's already good art of Tact peeing in the forest.
Tachyon love
>>542048493Late/End Closers are called the ultimate gamblers for a reason.
>Decide to actually read through her story this timeExplains everything, really
>>542047082I don't think it's gonna happen this time, chiefJust a constant stream of bad luck with training and hintsStill gonna do it, but I have zero hope
>>542048647>he doesn't read through each uma's story on the first run he does with themNgmi
>>542048647Gotta eat big to get big, pardner.
>>542047670Enjoy the milk, bwo.
>>542048802First time I did, I was skipping to farm event points.
>>542048831Oh I will
>>542048831>>542047670
>>542048647SS +G O M A DOMAD
>>542041335what
Truth be told /uma/ I've never really made a Hybrid Nice Natie before. What does her deck look like? I want to build her for debuffs but I also want to build her for winning because she's precious and deserves some victories in her life.
Yep. That's me
>>542049221>foreveralone, cucked by a wikikekaroo
>>542041335Second time I got her
truth be told I'm getting tired of certain people posting the same damn natie images over and over in an awful attempt to make a shitty pointand no I like natie, the issue is that people spam the same TWO(2) images over and over>hur dur so you do sounfags hur durTWO(2) IMAGES
>>542041335>agnes digitalnyooooooooooooooooooo
>>542048519Cause the AI one looks better.
>>542049476
>>542049476Maybe you should share your folder with us then?
>>542049476HeyI use 3 Neicha pics and 1 Neicha gifIf you want more, find more
>>542049476Have a third!
will movement skills ever be worth using? i love teio so much but all her skills are related to movement due to muh teio step
Average Ryanfag btw
>>542049435Looks like it was meant to be, anon.
>>542049476if you wanted more Natie images you just had to ask
reminder that natieposters are not right in the head
>>542047082I'm doing an Ace run on Seiun, Curren and Vodka tomorrow and that will be my team.
>>542049476Oisu!
>>542049945Wait, is this a one page only translation or I'm retarded who doesn't know some secret fan translation?
more embarrassed and/or blushing umas! more more more more more!
>>542049000Team bicycle Natie makes too much sense. I don't think she'd be able to say no
>>542050162this except with tachyfaggots
>>542048442I don't ever want to hear complaining about Golshi again
Someone post the gaslight picture for CM4, I need to pondificate which skills I need and which Umas I want to use.
Do the needful.
>>542049274her ult asks her to be in 3rd place so you only need last straight skillsrudolf's ult, oguri's ult, vodka's ult are good for inheritancein body and mind is good to have, you can get it from the tickezo free power card, give her swinging maestro and bofa and she can runso you're looking at 3 speed cards, 2 power cards, and 1 wit card for her, remember to buy all seein eyes though, make that wit card marvelous and use her debuffs too, run a lot of races for skill points and get her to 1200 speedgood luck
Getting branded with the Satono family crest!
>>542050437That's me!
>>542049435You should arrange a marriage RIGHT NOW!
>>542049274How many debuffs does she need to be considered hybrid? Anyways this is what I'm working on for CM4, I'm sad she got a random Pace spark instead of Medium S but I'll keep trying, although I'm not feeling too good about it.
In the Officer discord Danchou said he's gonna kick everyone below 20M trophies on the 16th so they won't be able to go to a new club for rewards. Better grind some fans if you wanna be safe.
>>542041335Ran this 50 times, and it seems to me that it isn't truly random, because I kept on getting the same umas too often.To illustrate, the top three by frequency:>Almond EyeAppeared a whopping twelve times.>Katsuragi AceSeven times.>Curren ChanFive times.
>>542049476>posts the same neicha mp4 every threadlol fucking pleblook at my ultra rare hibike euphonium edition neicha (DOWNLOADING IS FORBIDDEN) (VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED)
>>542050739dont care shut up cuckguri
Left or right?
stop spamming
>>542049476Season 3 has so much Nice Nature in it.
>>542050757wtf no wonder nice natie felt similar, her hairstyle is the same as the music lesbian
>>542050437Danchud already got rid of one, he needs to get rid of the other one too. We're going to fall like this
>>542050757Using this to train AI and you can't stop me
>>542050827>Triumphant Pulse Lv 6Post account summary
>>542050862Shut up, WHORE!
>>542050757>right-click>Save image as...heh
>>542049945>Muscular>Hammy2 peas in a pod
>>542050902neicha has pigtails, cummyco is pure fluff
>>542050827What is this supposed to be? Team Trials Long? I'd use right.
>>542050862No.
>>542050902who's nice natie? did you hit your head or something?>>542050943>>542051050YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR>>542051075trve but ponytail neicha is a carbon copy of ponytail kumiko
>forget to do my dailies>dancho bans me from his onlyfansit's over...
>>542049945Is that a fucking Casio F-91W-1HDG?
>>542051114The upcoming CM>>542050990This?
>>542051326The paypiggy tracker
>>542051254kek what the fuck
You guys don't know jack.
I want to impregnate Natie and not take responsibility.
Gold City reminds me of this girl in high school that would stand around outside classrooms in the shortest almost non-existent shorts and tube top, playing around on her phone while she waited for whatever boy would show up. She was comically hot.
>>542051326Probably right anyway
Man this game is hellish for new playersAs far as I can see, for the rest of the year there's only 4 good card banners (one is kita rerun), and the good umas are locked behind a double bannerAnd if you happen to be a madman who got into the game for the umas, even if you don't care about the meta ones, you're fucked because you either have MLB cards or might as well not play and you get the same resultsWhich wouldn't be awful, but the rates are atrocious, the pity is expensive, and cyjews gives virtually no real support for new playersIt's hard enough to be a f2p day 1, I'd kill myself if I started today
>>542051447Oh, paid about 2k-ish
I want to impregnate Natie and raise a family together.
Join HonseFun, club has 2 slots openCasual club, we trade dirt and other shoes sometimes. Most importantly, we don't ignore our umas for several daysWalk or run at your own pace :)>Why should I join????It would be funny
>>542051061I really like all the CinGray secondary character trainers. They feel like they're the exact degree of eccentric to be the people training those umas.
>>542051468That is correct
>>542051254>>542049945Ryantorena is a terrorist!?
>Leo Cup is in the 30thBro... I don't even know who to build...
>>542051715Applied!
>>542051636Only reasonable way to start is giving 20 bucks to a chinese account farm for MLB Kita, or maybe just buying an account off of someone quitting the game, I imagine there's a bunch of those being listed recently.
>>542041335Nice
>>542051075Nice Nature is in there somewhere.
Should I try rolling for one Vodka support card?
Does /uma/ like gyarus?
It seems like my TT squad has been winning more carat gifts the last week or two. Was there a rate change or am I just on a hot streak?Pic related, she's one of my aces.
>>542051636just stick to open league bwo
>>542050710I think you want both gold debuffs but otherwise focus on speed/accel/recovery skills. Skill points are tight so stick to 1 recovery.
>>542051968If only any of those were to be trusted broImagine having a virgin account with kita and a lot of resources to pull any uma you want right awayYou're pretty much set for a year or so
>>542051985I hope you love occhahoi. It's her favorite food.
>>542051636Just don't get fixated on CM grind and it's perfectly fine. I don't even bother rolling for cards.
>>542051665thanks for funding the serversRight one but you can probably do better>>542051636>"Man this game is hellish for new players"New players don't care about your autistic tryhard shit nor what the youtuber you latched onto thinks about>As far as I can see, for the rest of the year there's only 4 good card banners (one is kita rerun)you're a meta nigger of course you're anxious about this>Which wouldn't be awful, but the rates are atrocious, the pity is expensive, and cyjews gives virtually no real support for new players>It's hard enough to be a f2p day 1, I'd kill myself if I started todayGet a job, nigger
>>542051919Welcome!! :D
>>542041167she still has the upper body strength of an umamusume
>>542051892I'm still doing parent runsAnd of course with the 3 borrow limit per day i'm statisically not going to get a parent before the cm as usual
>>542052089I'm going graded broI made a new acc to pull for gold shitty because I'm interested in her story but not the umaAnd I pity anyone who is a fan and wants to start this kusoge now
>>542051892Just run back your cm1 team if you don't want to sweat.
>>542051636Those are whale problems. Just enjoy your waifus as a f2p, the game gives us enough for everything except Open CM.
>>542052035Yeah. My wallet is going to hurt even harder now that she's getting a 3* to match my bestie Helios. Good thing it is 4 years away.
A true hero does not choose their battlefield.
>>542052160>unironically defending this shit100 carats have been deposited to your accountThanks for being a good shillLove, Cygames
>>542052160right on cue, the cygames shill has an autsitic meltdown
>>542052481Spent another $34 on this game, on your behalf
>>542052575they don't even reward their employees with free carats? you still have to pay for rolls? lol
>>542052431You're god damned right.
GET IN THE FUCKING POOL, HISHI MIRACLE!
>>542052340gislito
>>542052059Just luck, I've seen no change here. But this is why I'll never wit game in TT, I want those presents.
>>542052712uh oh F2P reroller meltie
I just went to the infirmary 4 FUCKING TIMES in a row and Slacker didn't go away.
I'll make the director into my cock sleeve
>>542052834Is this f2p reroller meltie in the room with us?
fuji's last day is today or tomorrow?
>>542052727EXCUSE ME??Where are your SHOES?!?
>>542053060That's me! I'm the F2P reroller meltie!
You know, I've just kinda come to accept I'm a shiter that will just run my waifus during the PvP events and hope for the best.But it does hurt to see them lose
>>542053084Tomorrow.
>>542053246thanks anon
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/editWhat do you guys think about this Leo guide? That summer special week being really good seems kind of fishy. Is this another stockholm syndrome breadtuber or legit?
>>542053219It's alrightThe important part is to play with your favorites broJust ignore the fact that the ones who say that are whales and always direct the message to noobs and poorfags
Uma for this feel?https://twitter.com/yukino_san_14/status/1976131676167340405
>>542043258you have it in your ace deck? she has one of the higher hint frequencies but relying on it going to be a pain that's why people have to make legacies
>>542053471nakadashi when she keeps blocking
DANCHOU YOU FUCK
>believing anything anybody saysThe real Umamusume game is the gaslight and misinformation you spread
5 days until you cant leave your club for the month, are you satisfied?
>>542053595Any of the pre-90's hags.
>>542053657Which club has the most strongest active players and not some autist carrying the club?
>>542053601No, parent of course.I'm using her as a backup if my 14* of groundwork don't get inherited.
>>542053759the one with the japanese name i think
>>542052340Bueno y cierto? Sí o no?
>>542043639No you have to be in 2 weeks. Best to leave now even if in late you'll get your daily club points
>>542053471
>>542053723I was able to use all 10 shoe donations for the first time ever yesterday, so that's already an improvement.
I'm running all of my umas in CM. It feels wrong to not let someone race. So will need like 10 more CMs for that (maybe more depending on my luck with rolls).
teio looks like she'd suffer during childbirth
>>542053795then there's not a better card that'swhy it sucks. it has better hint frequency than any other current groundworks card and far less hints than like goldship or even Oguri Cap. I usually just prune the debuffer hints on parent runs.
>>542053723I WILL keep harassing danchud to kick flatliners even if they do it in the second half of the month
>>542053471What game do you think she's playing?
>>542053867Callate stupido, go back to your contenemiento boardo
>>542054028Good.
umamusume dressage competitions that are like stripper pole dancing
rape is wrong even if you are dating
>>542054067Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, obviouslyHer oshi lost the CM, that's why she's dead inside
https://x.com/hiyoko2023/status/1976061792276316601
>>542053471>BING BING WAHOO
>>542053694this for example you can tell people to spend their remaining free carats on the upcoming riko/rice banner to make sure they can't afford good SSRs down the line
I am the bone of my uma...
>>542054254What's wrong, anon? Do you not like Verxina?
>>542054250Uma sex is always consensual, by law, torena-san.
>>542054034>I usually just prune the debuffer hints on parent runs.It feels like if you get a skill it gets replaced with increased chance to get stat hint.Sure I'm probably wrong, but once I get all the skills that aren't groundwork I keep getting stats.
Favorite Hag?
>>542054363I like spreading the message that you can enjoy the game playing with your favorites and being a shitter, that way it's easier to win for me
>>542054452why does mcqueen have the weird eyes compared to others
>>542054452Sex. With all 7 of them. At the same time.
Thoroughly convinced that taking early Charming ESPECIALLY if it comes from acupuncture is a litmus test onto whether or not your run is going to be the most dogshit ass run you could ever imagine or not. The fuck you mean I failed a TWO trainings in a row at 2% because I didn't heal Practice Poor and when I go to click Infirmary you fail to heal Practice Poor THREE TIMES.
>>542054254Not bad.
>>542054452How is Ramonu a high schooler again
>>542041335>Gold ShipI'm never going to be free of this fucking horse.
>>542054254Twitter artists are done forAnd I couldn't be happier>>542054639She's a retard
>>542054519There can be none other for me
>>542054452I can't see Bright raping her trainer
>read creek's character story>trainer doesn't have the balls to scout and goes to the academy grounds>creek just shows up and offers herself because she "feels" that the trainer is a "newbie"?So that's not weird at all?Seems like she was just waiting to jump on the mf
>>542054028during childbirth? she'd die before that unless you're dicklet
>>542054639She's a racist (racing autist).
Shak! Shak!
>>542054639Because she has a perfectly legitimate signed affidavit stating that she is one!
>>542054807Super Groomer
Manhattan Cafe has a good singing voice
>>542054807Reference to the real horse picking his jockey
>>542041335>mcqueenyeah this is fine, could have been worse. not my favorite honse but i'm ok with it
>>542054519Rudolf
>>542054254hot
>>542054603It is rubber banding. Early charming is mega good so the game has to balance that out with AiDs for the rest of the career.
>>542053510She has her own recovery+overtake skill that is guaranteed to proc (as long as you have a bunch of other mid race skills)shes pretty good
>>542041335>Chrono GenesisAs a danchode I'm watching you all
Are late surgers good in general for this CM or is it just Grass Wonder?
>>542054852It's the Nut Shakur!It's the Nut Shakur!
>>542054639She has autism please understand
>>542054807are you implying that Creek is not the cute mommy character everyone think but instead she's an actual predator?
>11* mile from sparks, circle affinity>nothing both inspirationsi'm done
NEWS
>>542055028Surely we are just a herd of innocent sheep. There is no need to watch us.
>>542055037This made me smile. Thanks anon.
what the FUCK i thought this was fans gained
>>542053867Lámpara de gas
>>542055173
>>542055173dancho booted everyone that pirated his onlyfans....
>>542055036All late surgers are the same. Mega gamblers. Grass Wonder is easier to train because she comes with On Your Left in her kit so she can borrow a max Oguri Cap for Furious Feat as well. Other Surgers don't have that luxurry and if they want to super good combo of On Your Left + Furious Feat they are stuck using the most dogshit Guts card Winning Ticket. This is why Nice Natie is a very good card for Late Surgers because she's a Wit Card (which yuo need to activate your skills) that comes with On Your Left as her Gold Skill.
>>542041335A sweet girl from Kentucky. I cannot complain.
>>542055173atleast say what club it is next time, I had to log in and check if I'd been kicked
>>542055173all chads quitting this dogshit game
>>542055263Sex with these two mares
Unbricked has FOUR open slots available. We had a bit of a flat lining issue, burnout, busy, we couldn't tell because people didn't say anything ... Our goal is A+ rank, top 500, for that we require a 20m fan monthly quota and a 5mil week 1 check to see you are not flat lining like the others.Reply with your UID here for an invite. Even if you are in a club, I can give you an invite and you accept it tomorrow after the cooldown.
>>542055173atleast say what club it is next time, I had to log in and check if the leeches were kicked
>>542055512But one of those mares is a LOSER. And losers don't deserve sex. Not even out of pity.
>>542054452sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer >>542054913based
is a 2 star grass good enough to build assuming potential 5?
Lol
>>542055173>>542055583heh
>>542053471...Where's her other ear
>>542055583finally a danchou that does his job
>>542055837I ate it
>>542055638gran please no bully
Yeah, that brother's starving alright
>>542055583is A+ top 500? or top 600
does stacking mid race velocity skills even do anything?if they pop at the same time (thh + corner skills) would your uma even be able to reach max speed?
>>542055173CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>542055638Don’t be mean, even jobbers deserve love too
>>542054519Which umas are considered to be hags?
Are you having fun too, anon?
are you going to play the card games bros?
>>542055345sex with Kawakami
How do i get the "Best Foot Forward!" event?
>>542055837any why is the other ear animated like it's a flag in the wind
>>542056037by playing the game
>>542055991Dunno what this is, but they made ogurin look too cool
>>542053759/Uma/ Club>>542053834lmao they’re the definition of one-man-carry
>>542055991>game is so dead it needs to get boosted with the reddit umasUmmm no
>>542055941Top 500we missed it by a few spots last monthor first month was the strongest on rank 290 but then the kitasan apocalypse hit
>>542054490it removes anything bought or max from the pool but it always roll stats yes. I've had runs where Air Groove was the first hint first turn and gave ground work. It even sparked a few times
>>542055148Single Circle can be as low as 51 affinity. Even double circle is just 151 min
>>542056427Pretty bullshit how you can still get stats even when you have skill hints left honestly
Everytime Rudolf makes a pun I want to breed her right then and there.
>>542056549not an argument
>>542055716I'd help her up but sadly I shant be getting her
>>542056626
>>542056626>>542056781
>>542055989>Oguri Cap had fun running in the NHK Mile Cup.this makes me happy :)
>>542056717>132 If you're that far in surely it's worth it to force your way to pity? You don't want all that effort and investment to be wasted as clovers, do you anon?
>4 minutes of sneezing umashttps://youtu.be/mfz-tqsd1kY?si=M7HrQO6s4jR5ueU6
Quickest way to get this done? I don't have Maruzen or Oguli.
>>542056717
>>542056964El can run most G1s
>>542056781perish
>>542056626At least pop a ring on her first.
>>542056964Daiwa has good Mile, Medium and Long aptitudes, iirc you just need to pump her Long from B to A which isn't hard.
>>542056964It's 2 careers with any Uma eexcept for Sprint only Umas
Thank you, my friends. I really do appreciate it, but could you perhaps do this on my ace runs instead of fan runs?
Can a nigga get 3 stars?
>>542057071canon
>>542057071How did you get this image of my likeness?
>>542056903 >>542057021 Don't fret I got her, just there's no way I'm going to have a spark ready by the end of the month. Truth be told I wanted Doto more but I had to stay true to my tagline.
i want to breed mr. cock balls
>>542057192I'll be her fan.
>>542057071aaaaaaaaaaa this artist is so damn good i hate it
it's over bwos, my club is finished...
>>542057195Yes but only of something garbage you'd never transfer over
>>542057439
Why did you make her angry???
>>542056781Don't be mean to her...
>>542057439Faggot
>failed training with 5 friendships at 25%>try to rest>sleep deprived + practice poor>wtf>go to infirmary>try training again>fails again at 17%YOU'RE GONNA BE MARUGLUESKY WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU STUPID SEXY ONEESAN
>>542057579I was on a date with the superior Curren.
>*Puts on BLAZE*
>>54204675130 Second to Mars fan core City... gone...
I just want to read Cingray... I don't know freaking spanish nor indonesian
>>542057752I bet the uma clothes is expensive as fuck
>removed from my /uma/ clubi guess it's time to take a break
>>542057812There is some flip who translates the latest chapters on Twitter.
>>542057857Sorry bwo you were flatlining...
>doesn't trigger>white skill>white skill>white skill>doesn't trigger>doesn't trigger What the fuck is her problem?
>>542046709imagine if she took off her shoes
>>542057752Is it weird that I'm her trainer, and also secretly one of her biggest simps on umafans?
>>542057752
>>542057950it's okay
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>542040202honestly i think something like this can come down to ults, like oguri ult is pretty good in most situations, now bourbon ult have hard conditions to proc, same thing with maru and rudolf, easy ults, but thats what i think because i do fan runs with daiwa and is every blue moon she gets an undefeated run
Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!
>>542057579I was with her better
>>542057993as her trainer you should be her biggest fan on every platform!
>>542058105What's your saved stash for TopRo looking like?
>>542058003
>>542057439*crushes your balls*
>>542041335i have no reason to be happy
>>542040202fronts have bad multipliers and sometimes the AI chimps out and decides not to run far enough ahead of the NPC umas to guarantee a win. fronts like Maruzen or Seiun can mitigate this with an acceleration unique but fronts like Bourbon can't and sometimes will just lose because of it.
>>542058228
>suzuka run where I hit 100 speed TWICE>zero skills>no mile Ssomeone please post the matikane spinning gif. I need to print it out and attach it to a raspberri pi device on my wall so I see it spinning everytime my phone launches this game.
>>542045887>>542044773Cheval marriage and lovemaking
>>542056914No one sneezes like that irl
>>542057978
>Mission: Get Rushing Gale>Teio doesn't finish her chain even once in 3 attempts>Mission: Get Swinging Maestro>Super Creek doesn't finish her chain even once in 3 attempts>Go back to farming fans out of frustration>5/6 Kitasan borrows finish their chains
>>542041335I was already planning on it to begin with.
CM351466568
>>542054452My future wife Ardan and her relatives
more like oguri fat (as in fuck)
>>542041335>get result>don't like, reroll>get result>don't like, reroll>do it again another 20 times>don't like any of the resultsI think I don't like umas as much as I thought
>>542041335Could be much worse. I’m happy.
Wanted the blonde, got the redhead..
>>542041335used my beginner ticket on my wife
How often do you train in Maru runs? I think Cap might be better for fans due to dirt access. But you will need to do 4-5 consecutive G1 runs
>>542057485Thank you. You blessed this fan run and I somehow ended up with a new record for highest career score.
How can she be so poor and cute, yet be able to strike the pose so well???
>mambodancho has unironically begun pruning low fan income membersNot even the comfiest clubs are immune to Chronogenesis. It's over. Quota enforcement officers are surrounding my house as I type this.
>>542041335>Daiwa ScarletI can never be #1 again...
>>542050742I get Buena Vista all the time so you might be onto something. Maybe the one who appears over and over is your true soul mate.
>>542058820I love this. Keep the platoon slander up!
>>542058820how much of a leeching lazybones shitter do you have to be to get kicked from a casual club
>>542058820bwo he was literally at 0 fans for a week straight...
>>542058792small people are like juice
>>542041335>Open it>Mejiro Ryan
>>542058669"Future"? Why not get married right now?
>>542058820FUCKING DANCHODEI'm in for the long run, that's why I only do one career a day to not burn out
>>542058820Hide dacchi, I'll distract danchud with some dirt shoes
>>542040156but durren is the same age as
Is this any good for Open CM3?>right handedI know, it was the only thing I could spend on.
>>542054572wrapping and coiling around 7 naked sweaty umas like a freak in an umapool
Forever Young will be the last dirt uma you’ll ever need
>>542059014You can't say that..
>>542058820based. he should kick more
*Honk* *Shooo*
>>542058343Oh no...
>>542058820Based, thought the Mambo danchou was a pussy, nice to see he finally grew a pair
>>542059029You missed the memo. Ryan looks pretty now.>>542043738
They call her The Drink
>>542058820on that note>>542042336we're still looking for a member
>>542047082I'm sending her out and praying. I haven't trained anything worthwhile to support her yet, just an endless pool of 1200/600/700/300/400 Silence Suzukas with the wrong combination of skills and aptitudes.
>I just want to be playable…
>>542059014
>>542058820I want my fucking A+ carrots, do your part if you want any you fucking roaches
>>542047082I'm using a different team for each set of 5, and sending the one with the highest win rates.I think that might be Silent Susie, Curren Chan, and Vodka maybe, but we'll see when the day comes
>>542059243why is she dressed like she's about to drive a motorbike in the desert
>>542059167You probably need more stats and less skills, that speed looks too low even for open
>>542045426yep, my schedule is a bit busy this month but i still try to do what i can in the game
>>542058786I'm glad I helped anon. Fuji Kiseki has some serious magic.
>>542059284Shes okay but I wouldn't wife her
>>542041335>sounds of asswyell...
>>542059379bwo where's your fuwious feet
>>542059379This is way more than enough. Go-home is overkill.
>>542047082CurrenNice NatureEl Condor Pasa
>>542059062It feels wrong to marry her before I've done her career and read her character story. Thankfully her banner drops early next year, so I won't have to wait long.
CM384286475
>>542058227
>>542051715Uhh to the other applicant with a single letter name, reply to this post with your profile uma and epithet and I'll let you inNo way to tell otherwise
>>542059390My cute childhood friend.
>>542059538nonexistent. It's over.>>542059554She lost every training room I've put her in so far. When I trained her I had been gaslit by someone who said there would be debuffers so maybe that's my downfall.
kicking slackers is fun and all, but where will you find the players to fill those slots?
>>542058196I know, but she never replies to my DMs and the best she posts are overpriced cleavage picsSHE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW HER FACE
TEIO FUCKING SUCK
>>542059178You know I'm right>>542059394real shit
>>542059702I meant your carats, you dummy.
>>542059819we won't, but it doesn't matter if they're literally gaining 0 fans
>>542041335>El Condor Pasathe power of latina pussy...
>>542041335>Gold Shipi will just kill myself at my earliest convenience
>>542050757>VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED)To who??
my uma gf
>>542050742>>542058727>wife rerollersYou're spiritually female and you will NEVER find true happiness
Umas that could be convinced to get a breast reduction for better racing performance?
>>542060051The danchodes
>>542059831>waaaaaaaah my trainee sucks she doesn't know how to do this!You're her trainer. Show her how. Just like Spicaman taught Special Week how to sing in the winning concert.
>>542059014You can suck them dry? Don't mind if I do
Narita Brian's story kind of fucking sucks.
what's the appeal of Tama?
>>542058196As her trainer, I'm also her biggest hater. I like saying things that upset her on forums so she'll work harder to prove them(me) wrong. I do the same for Curren.
>>542059819It's not about the fans, murray... it's about the message...
>>542060110
Mambros we are gonna drop to B+ because our Danchou is kicking everyone... He is acting like fucking Hitler with Jews wtf, I don't want to be part of this...
CM3 TEST ROOM32737706
>>542060212Half of a comedy duo to give Ogurin more character
>>542060212She's small and looks like a toothpaste tubeAnd Kansai-ben is cute
>>542060102I only ran it so many times out of numbers autism.I already have a wife who chose me in a more meaningful manner, thank you.
>>542060263Leave now and join our club instead
>>542059620Still need one more anon
PACE FUCKING SUCK
Does target in sight activate if you are the favorite?
>>542060263wtf i hate hitler now...
>>542060254Not sure if giving your umas craters could make them perform better
>>542060102>spiritually femaleYou sound like the kind of fag who pays another buff men to teach them how to be masculinePretty fucking gay not gonna lie
>>542060102look bwo it's not my fault i keep getting believe and tap dancer i don't even know who the FUCK those umas are
>>542060212Kansai dialectThe true GOATStronger than Oguri Fraud (as in mid)
>>542045426I like the career mode enough to do all 3 of my borrows everyday but I can only stand to do the races and ESPECIALLY TEAM TRIALS JESUS CHRIST WHERE IS THE QOL UPDATE when I'm inbetween sets at the gym.
Getting NTR'ed by NTR!>>542059891kek, oh that's what you meant. I don't really save carats. I'm not too picky with what I roll. I don't really play that much. Mostly in it just for the lore and cute girls.
>>542060212Angry self-aware womanlet.
>>542060146every story sucks, they're all the same>new uma has potential>uma wins races>shit happens, uma loses>uma gets motivation back because of trainer>uma wins last race>consert
>>542060263wtf I love Mambo danchode now
>>542060316Start the race bwo
>>542060513no one cares CAT TRANNY DiE
>>542060263flatl*ners get the rope
>>542060254She's so small...
She canonically has puffy nipples
>>542060212Tsukomi
>>542060657post proof
>>542060263we're being crucified....
>>542060657Sounds about right
>>542060263MY NIGGA HEIL MAMBO
>>542060554This is why Urara's story is the best>no talent or potential>she doesn't mind because winning is not the most important part>everybody and herself know that and love her>torena allows her to taste victory>she has to face the reality of losing on the one race she really wanted to win but couldn't>hot spring sex with torena after winning the uraPerfection
>>542060263I wish my danchud would do the same
>>542060212She's small and poor
die mambofuckers die
>>542060624anon this is literally a tranny game. Everyone else here is a tranny. Aren't you?
>>542060539>1916x1073disgusting degenerate
Not gonna work for free, get that umafans out danchud
doting doto
new upload on Mambo danchou's UmaFans!!
>>542060263Looks like I'm gonna have to use... "that"...
Why do you kick flatliners after only a couple days? They could easily farm their quota back in the second half of the month
>rapes your groundwork uma
>>542060212she's one of the few umas who faced actual hardship in her life and one of the least retarded ones.
>Read Narita's story >Want to check something about her and Biwa >Check their races and wins >Spoiler myself the story I did the same thing each story chapter.
>>542060776>hot spring sex with torena after winning the uraanon have you gotten a hot springs ticket with haru yet?
>>542060776>hot spring sex with torena after winning the ura
>>542056252this month it doesn't look like he will carry, but there are some here doing a good job
>>542041335She's cool
>>542060263The clue was in the mambo card all along...
>late gamblers keep winning room matchesI don't feel so motivated to make S Maru parents now bros
>>542061020Dumb Pigeon
>>542060593sorry gwo i was trickaling, thanks for the racemaybe goldship is the answer
why does a yakuza princess dress like she threw on whatever from a thrift store
I want to clean Mejiro Ryan's sweaty body with my tongue.
>>542041335This one feels dangerous
>>542061339cute dog!
>>542061181HEIL DANCHOHEIL VICTORYWE WILL FARM FANS FOR THE GLORY OF THE INSPIRATIONLANDS
>>542060776
total flatliner death
I'm so tired of waiting for this cm my umas have been ready for weeks
>>542061339Rude, she just really likes enka.
>>542060985it should be mandatory to include pic of toughness inventory before applying to any /uma/ club.
>>542060697I got your proof RIGHT HERE>>542060725I'm glad you agree
>>542060263Wasn't Mambo a casual B+ club to begin with? Or am I misremembering?
>>542047082Running Pasa + Grass (my HEROES) and Vodka (the coolest)I like that speed feeds into power which makes it easier to max both in these shorter races; compared to Medium and Long where I'm either lacking in power or stam
>>542059362I have 100k fans and do my daylies danchou!
>>542061584if you have any toughness bottles in your inventory you are a filthy casual
>>542061601doto love and cuddles
>>542061379She is. Very.
>>542061584Hey danchou, look at all the TPs I can pop if you let me in!
how many statues does it cost to 5* a 3*?
ENTER the THREAD of the FINAL BOSS OF CINGRAY, the BEST MEJIRO, RYAN>>542061718>>542061718>>542061718>>542061718>>542061718
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>>542061584I don't have a single one left and am already spending carats if I want to keep playing more
>>542061350>endoh shit, is the manga finished already?
>>542060554>>542060776I'm talking about the Main Story. The others were okay, even Winning Ticket's but Brian was such blank state of a horse that it kind of detracted from pretty much every story beat. The best parts of her story were when she wasn't even the main focus.
>>542061835almost
>>542061774spending carats on career is basically net zero unless you are doing 20+ of them a day
>>542061608it is a casual A clubthe guy getting kicked was at 0 fans for a week and is having a lil melty
>>542061948It does slow my carat fundsu saving, but it isn't too bad unless I keep on playing for the entire day.
I have come to the conclusion that specialty priority is the guts of card stats. It isn't real it's pure placebo.
>>542060975>it's the lowest fancount member wearing stockings againevery month? this shtick is getting old...
>>542059362good job mambo danchou, im happy to see you evolving as a leader for you club>T. ex memeber of danchou
>>542055173Oy vey it's October 7th all over again
how do you even rape an uma when even haru urara could probably send the strongest human mma fighter home in a body bag
