AAAAAAAA EditionPrevious thread: >>541987113>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
First for Big Fred
Why do so many chinks play this game anyway
All fucking squiggers must fucking hang
>"Hey Ramesh, did you check to see if the dispatch will come in properly?">Ramesh:
>>542068747>>542068192I hope one of you accepted his friend request and play with him again, bigfred was based
>>542068916I sure do love being reminded of how much arrowhead cares about their cool game :^)
>>542055418AllBelly/tummy
I'm giving the Epoch another chance today....
>>542069341I like running it with a portable hellbomb and democracy protects armor so I can constantly gamble my life
I just want the Deep Rock warbond so I can have a fucking minigun
>>542069341i ran it a day or two ago for the first time and it is genuinely worse than the constitution
This always fucking happens.>>542063293 #Good evening, Joel.It's called playing with the players and not against them. Faster progress would go a long way, considering the enemy takes planets in 24 hours and we take multiple days. Everything feels like a giant slog. Nothing matters either; we could fight for weeks for Vernen Wells and it doesn't affect a goddamn thing for the bots. We just killed billions of them over an entire week and it doesn't affect them one bit. See your current situation where, some fucking how, you have Heze bay invading a planet while it's actively under siege liberation. Somehow they have enough to launch an invasion but not to defend themselves.You fucking don't control every little aspect of the war. Find out where players want to go and SUPPORT THAT. You're supposed to be High Command AND the enemy, so why the fuck do you never, ever, support community efforts? You just made a squid MO that's completely fucking throwaway and it could have been to help the dumb squid divers take the Beach. But no, you just HAD to do your own thing. Our agency is a fucking nuisance to you instead of a guiding factor.Pay attention to where people are attacking. Pay attention to online discussions. This is your fucking job. Start playing WITH us and not AGAINST us.>liberation rate cap removed>liberation not stupidly shared between the fronts where efforts on one take away from the other (you already have your population impact modifier you don't need this)>revert all your retarded city changes and just make them missions on the planet>have planets change hands more frequently to make the war feel dynamic>have minor orders or major orders that we can participate in to bolster our defenses>simultaneously have events that we have to stop, or the enemy gains strength, that way hard to take planets make fucking sense.>give the enemy and us buffs more frequently, but also have it come at a cost from somewhere else. You know, like actual logistics
>>542069028Consider big fat tummies
>>542069725DMs are supposed to react to the players just as much as vice versa. This is what joel can't/won't understand
>at pet store buying a new toy for my friend's cat that I'm looking after>pay and say thank you to the cashier>he gives puts the receipt and toy on the counter in front of me and says "my pleasure", then suddenly (and awkwardly) stands to attention and goes "and thank you for your service">a moment of silence as I'm trying to understand what's going on>another moment as I remember I'm wearing my "MALEVELON CREEK VETERAN" baseball cap>one more moment as I try to figure out whether he's being sincere and thinks I'm an actual military veteran or he's in on the joke and is playing alongI just want you to picture the scene here, by the way. We're in the United Kingdom. I'm 5'7, skinnyfat, mid 20s with long hair, there's no way I'm a veteran. He's like 5'11, slim build, probably mid 30s, nerdy in a listens-to-Neutral-Milk-Hotel kind of way, wearing glasses and a flannel shirt. I heard his fucking heels knock together as he stood up straight and I'm watching his hand reaching up to give me a military salute. Between us is a fuzzy little carrot, my hand outstretched to grab it. I'm pretty sure I'm shaking.>I have to actively try not to shit myself laughing right then and there, while also considering whether he's fucking with me, while also computing what the best response to this insane situation is>fuck it>look him straight in the eye, grimace and say "thanks, man. we lost a lot of good men out there.">take my stuff, shove it in my bag, nod at him as he looks at me in what I can only describe as polite bewilderment, walk the fuck out without looking back>turns out the place shut down two weeks later>maybe he died of cringe and thanks to helldivers autism the animals of my town are now going hungry
I like the Plasma Punisher. I wish it did just a little bit more damage.
>>542070137>when one autist meets another: the story
>>542060957ggs fellow accidentalmaxxers
>>542069028zased, we love a good tummy and also every faction
>>542070045I consider ALL bellies
>>542070047Yep. He's always thrown a sperg fit when we do something off-script. I've said it before but if this guy has actual tabletop experience he must be the most fucking unbearable DM/GM ever.
>>542070137>anon played it off so well (or so poorly) that he thought you were a real vet and just relived the worst events of your life
Ballistic Shield and Defender + Crisper has prover to be the tits on squids. Literally the only things that can bypass the shield are the Harvester’s eye laser and Stingeay strafes, even Fleshmobs get cucked and toasted.
Goofing off, give me a loadout to try and tackle the squids with
>>542070790Retardation is strong 2day, meant to reply to >>542070045point still stands tho
>>542071007>>542070960
So the discord for HD2 is imploding somewhat
>>542070790>>542071037baka
>>542071219brapinator posted nudes?
>>542071037?????
>going to hand detonate a stun to be funny>insta switched to the ultimatum and killed team
>>542071007Lib carbineWarrantFragsLight Peak Physique armorEATJump PackHMG (max rpm)Walking Orbital Barrage
>>542071007Goofy loadout:>doesn't matter primary>Saber>Heavy Gas Armor>Vitality booster>Gas Grenades>Ballistic Shield>Gas strike >AT mines>Gas minesYou spread the gas then become the blender.Actual decent experimental squids loadout:>Breaker>Senator>Incendiary grenades (not impacts) >Arc Armor>Arc Thrower>Tesla Tower>Arc Dog>Commando (quick AT for Harvesters and stingrays if you're good)Good luck and dogspeed.
>>542071219qrd?
>>542071234>>542071348I KNOW I WAS HOPING EVERYONE WOULD IGNORE THAT
>>542070137did you suck his dick tho?
>>542071630>Light Peak Physique armorhe said goofing off, i don't find this funny. please delete.
>>542072065why is there so much faggotry on /vg/
>>542071630Replace Warrant with Senator and Walking Barrage with Napalm and this is my normal build
>>542071007reprimand or deadeyesabergas grenadesheavy peak physiqueHMGsupply backpackorbital gatlingorbital gas
Ironboy is stepping down as top leaker.This was the last leak of cultists before he """""officially""""" retired. It is very likely he'll come back for a taste of that fame.According to him, the Cultists are undergoing a redesign of some sort.
>>542071962I did ignore even if you addressed me twice because I knew your true feelings and thought a fellow architect is based.If that helps.
>>542072217Repressed homosexual thoughts come out in an anonymous environment
>>542072217idk you seem to be the expert
>>542072329literally who
>>542071007>Stal SMG>Hatchet>Gas Nades>Ballistic Shield>Epoch>Orbital Gas>Gas Mines>Twigsnapper
>>542069506I hope that when we do get a minigun, that its free from Alexus dark hand
>>542060957ggs my fellow adult baby rocket lovers
Wheres my fucking update you swede fucks i know you are here
Mid october for a mid update. You cant get more swedish than this.
>>542073470yep, flatpacked and everything
>>542073329>i know you are hereI think if a swede is forced to take criticism in any form they shrivel and die like a salted slug
Digital Circus warbond so Ragatha can be on my ship and replace the shipmaster
>>542073901this but so I can ravage Pomni's clussy instead
>>542070137>I'm wearing my "MALEVELON CREEK VETERAN" baseball cap
Why does the lean body type make your hips bigger?
rob zombie warbond so i get a dragula car skin
>>542074051femboy estrogen. Thoughtfully genemodded by the ministry of humanity.
ukraine warbond so I can get my backpack airburst dog
>>542074135so that's what stims are...
After much deliberation I have decided the default armor looks the best and I will suck up the slight speed downgrade from running it.
I ran the white wold armor with the Federations blade helmet and holy shit it looks so based
I don’t care for sodomy
>>542075276This. Leandivers are built for stalker and charger women.
>>542069584>>542069341>>542069495Yes ... Buff the epoch... Listen to the shitters AH
>>542071007>liberty day set>stock lib, ergos nuked to hell with optic, grips, muzzle device, and drum mag>redeemer>impact incendiary>either exo>any eagle>amr>fillerLarp as a newbie. Try and remember the joy of trying new things for the first time even if they aren’t perfect and you don’t know what you’re doing
Repeat question from last thread: Summarize your fantasy Helldivers-verse single playergame's Campaign. You have as much technical assets to work with as a yearly Call of duty release.
>>542074654B-01 is the best armor in the entire game.
>>542075547What are you talking about? Risking the chance to instantly die every time I fire it is what makes it fun.
>>542074654For me, it's the Infiltrator armour, B-01 helmet, and Foesmasher cape.
>>542075831But imagine risking the chance to instantly die every time you fire it... but it has more ammo, damage, or aoe as well.
>>542075926>InfiltratorThe first two armors you unlock should have been Light Extra Padding and Heavy Extra Padding, with the Scout and Fortified armors coming later.
>>542075980stop being fucking racist against serbia
>>542071007Machine sentry and senator for overseers, then take spear, the flag spear, parade armor, and constittion. Take an orbi for ships or a red for fleshmobs. Just spam melee on voteless with constitution and snipe shit like watchers. Rest of your kit will handle the other shit
>>542076115I agree. I'd have liked a proper "light trooper" set in the Helldiver black and yellow. Infiltrator feels like the closest I can get.
>>542075926Very based
What if for Liberty Day they bring back the Next-Gen armor from HD1 (kinda lame) or the AR-19 Enfield style Liberator (cool) also from the first game.
>>542074654>>542075735I love the default, but I also like the hd2 helmet with hd1 armor. It doesnt fit fully, but something about the combination silhouette works for me.I also unironically love the model citizen recolor, its the same great shape but I love the dark blue jacket underneath and the shiny silver actually works very well in most planets' gloomy lighting conditions.
>>542076403I really like how HD1's armor is depicted in its official artwork. Can we get this instead
>>542075630Time Splitters knock off where you have to fight the Illuminate throughout time to stop them from wiping super earth from history. You go to places like the Creek, Meridia, Super Earth, etc
I'm going to have intense sex with the other Swedish devs this Friday evening.
>almost lose defense mission because everyone but me brought only orbitals and threw them too close>lose the next mission because of it
>>542076403Oh god thats all this update is going to be, isnt it? Stacking more shit on top of the crumbling deck of cards that is Helldivers 2?
>>542077407>lose a squid bricks mission because my dumb nigger teammates can’t not run into tesla towers despite me plopping them almost in the squid spawn zones
>>542070225Whats definitely not helping is 100 of the 250 damage being direct impact on a weapon that fires shots with a proximity detonation
>>542074654Twigsnapper and Jump Pack to offset the heaviness for me
>>542076783me too man...me...too
Why does the default SMG look like a cheap volkssturm tier gun
>>542079254It’s a Sten
>>542079254>why does an open bolt simple blowback subgun look cheapIDK bro maybe because it is?
>>542070137lmao
>Throw stratagem in a city>20 (TWENTY) fucking seconds until it comes down due to repositioning Who the fuck thought this was a good mechanic? I'm being punished for making the mistake of actually trying to fight the boring ass squids
SAAAAAAAAAAR WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOBBY???
>>542079872need more blues in your diet
>>542080202I'm shy
>>542079872muh realismyeah reds are handicapped in cities, it's really the place were all the boring blue and green stratagems get to shineOnly swiggers would go out of their way to remove the most kino part of gameplay from a major mode, but such is the way of AH
>>542080202right here>unzips supply pod>Captcha: VAGSNlol, lmao even
>>542079872Have you considered crying about it?
>>542080202lobby koko democracy decides factionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242547405447/76561198122378705
>>542078107The only reward for running tesla is getting shocked by your own turret and it chaining to the niggers that "have your back".
>>542080583the fully automated aoe carpet bombings that allow you to solve your problems like some gay arcane mage straight out of a turn based RPG are the cinematic and exciting optiongot it
>>542080751Yes, speaking of which. Also fuck Stingrays, and the rest of the squid roster.
>>5420809642/4
>>542081021They really need to make the status effect armors actually useful. Remove the slow from arc with arc armor, cap the time on fire for fire armor, etc.Make it impactful enough to justify committing your entire loadout to a particular damage type.
>>542078624According to one >redditor the 0.5m detonation range is based on the "center mass" instead of the hurtbox outline. So you can still get the projectile damage if you intentionally aim wide against a large target. Practically useless, and wholly unsubstantiated, but it sounds so needlessly contrived and swedish I'm inclined to believe it.
>>542080964full
>>542081408>committing your entire loadout to a particular damage typeis stupid and should bear no rewardsyou're a space commando not a pokemon
The 4 most NPC strategems
>>542081021Sizzling a wave of 50 Voteless is pretty cool>>542081301Yeah. Hoverseers are the real niggers, but honorable mention to Stingrays.
>>542081996stingrays quickly turn into a non issue if you shoot them a little, their health pool is pathetic and their armor nonexistent
>>542081973>using the simple but effective tools is le NPCOk
>starting to notice when elevated overseer aim resistance kicks in>tfw sliding my aim around them watching their AI freak out and go left right up really fast
>>542082112They always seem to show up when I’m engaged with other enemies, but yeah, the HMG punishes them pretty good.
>>542075630wheres squids?
>>542081789noblitzer, arc thrower, arc dog, arc grenades and tesla tower is a very strong combo
>>542082235>aim resistancenot a thing
>>542082123I'll give it to you on the turrets, not so much on the orbital/eagle.
>>542082235fucking watchers pull this shit too and shoot 30m into the air
>>542082331it's very foolish as you constrain yourself entirely to short range and have to ignore enemies unless they aggro onto you specifically
>>542082381this, I'll hover over them and they'll just zoop behind a building.
>>542082423the whole game constrains you to short range
>>542082423arc troopers lead the way so that isn't a problem
>>542082423Constraints are fun. Sorry you can't take advantage of that.
>>542082561there's nothing fun about being retarded and inefficient
when next warbond
>>542082365500 kilo is a meme, but orbital nape is great for cleaning out nests/forts before jumping in to kill the spawners
>>542082605What’s your loadout?
>>542082708at least throw a 120 or 380 at the same time so it maybe does anything useful instead of wasting a minute of everybodys time
>>542082823I play a lot of different ones but they usually involve more than one weapon that is useful at any range
>>542082708kill yourself
>>542082631Tomorrow for teaser. Trust
>>542082605Orbital Napalm is very fun but not as good as Napalm Airstrike. Much shorter cooldown and you get to better choose where you want the flames. Better use across all factions as well.I still bring Orbital Napalm because it is a very fun and flashy stratagem.
>>542082631Anon, there's no next warbond, sweden is gone
>>542083067god if only
>>542082891>killing almost everything in the radius isn’t effectiveOk the >>542082916What’s the matter, pussyboy?
>>542082708>cleaning out nests/forts before jumping inI'm an orbital napalm enjoyer and I hate people who do thisI almost exclusively use it as a "kill 80% of this entire bug breach" button
>>542082708>kicked
>>542083185Why do you hate fun?
>>542082708did you mean to swap these around? 500kg wipes out like most nest layouts in a single throw and if it doesnt it kills nearly everything in it to clear while Orbital Napalm is -1 minute to the mission timer on nests
>>542083373I do like fun, which is why I like jumping in mega nests and fighting my way through them instead of throwing a napalm barrage and standing around like a retard for an entire minute
Let me carry mines instead of nades.
>I exist solely to waste your time
>>542083679it's nice to have if you can get a mini nukewish these had shell vending machines that let divers req mini nukes
>>542083679Over the hours I've realized only the mini-nukes justify doing the artillery outside of full clearing the mission.They get some bonus points against Bots and Illuminate for destroying fabricators/ships but the calldown is rarely worth it against the enemies themselves.
>>542083630Mines would be so fun if you could place them any way and in any density you want. Mine stratagems should just be reformed into backpacks.
I heard people say the stun nade is great but it cant destroy spawners or kill directly so why is it considered good.It cant be only making it easier to kill the stuned targets that makes it good.
>>542083679people praising mini nuke but its also nice to get these early on bots if theres any jammers. solves them without needing to waste hellbomb backpacks or actually doing the objective.
>>542083679back when you could toss shells it wasn't so bad but they decided to patch that instead of any of the myriad other actual issues
>>542084063>so why is it considered goodbecause people use it to line up shots on weakspots when they cant hit them on the move. its as gay as sucking dick in a dress but it works
>>542083679>he ignores sub objectives
>>542084063I dont think anyone says its great anymore at least not here, it functions at its job but why not Gas Nade? Back in the day it was great because it was basically required to hold down hyper tanky enemies to OPS or land easier EAS
>>542084250They dont contribute to liberation
>medium peak physique armor has leansissy arms and exposed neckI hate it
>try to play more stealthily on a solo run>the only way to switch shoulder camera is when aiming via an unbound command, and it resets after you stop aimingsome part of me wishes the camera could have a centered option when doing general navigation that then snaps to the shoulder when aiming, though since this is a much more shooter heavy game than something like metal gear, it makes sense to always have a shoulder view.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQHcI8thtBk
Lib penetrator.Lib conc.Libcarb.
>Shot in the back of the head by my rover>A fucking gainWhy isn't there a fucking ship module to fix this? Just make it fly a few feet higher, that's all it would take.
>>542085664The Swedes find it haha funny and justify it as muh realism
>>542084526You were never cut out to be a Viper Commando
>no content>no warbond>no performance fixesy...you guys okay in here?
>>542074654Light Gunner is pretty good looking too IMHO. I go between that and B-01 when I want my John Helldiver LARP.
>>542085807I'll be alright, I just need my daily dose of Eravin...
>>542083958High Yield Explosive is pretty good too. Literally just a 500kg
>>542085845Light Gunner in black and yellow with a few mag pouches would be a perfect look.
whoever said that halo shotty is good Vs ayyliums, kill yourselfI believed you
>>542085807No.:(
I've been enjoying squids lately. I'm not sure if it's because I've gotten better at the game or just because they removed Leviathans.
>>542079872>He brought reds to anything other than open field maps.lollmao even
>>542083679>get mini nuke>throw it at orbital cannonnothin personnel
>>542075630Probably a squad of Truth Enforcers so you can lean into having a galaxy-trotting campaign with the finale being Objective: Survive with the Super Earth president during the squid invasion.
>>542083679>B-but mini-nuke is useful!I feel like I haven't seen a single mininuke in weeks, am I just unlucky or us it actually so rare it's fucking pointless even checking?
>>542088169Sorry, robutt ate them all
>>542075630SEAF soldier fighting during the Super Earth invasionI will not elaborate
>>542079872I mean it makes sense. The ordinance comes from your own ship, so it needs a clear LOS. Also yeah, like the other don't bring reds to cities. I would narrow that down to say just don't orbitals and use Eagles instead. Eagle is mostly fine even though occasionally it will miss due to the angle of attack being blocked by a building or something.
>only just realizing that the freight pelicans that drop in vehicles are completely different from the extraction pelican
>>542085871>>542088335really wish we could rangeban this spambot
>>542088706/vg/ mental illness moment
>>542088839bot reply
>>542083097refer to >>542082916
>>542086817I've been diving squids nonstop because the beach meme amuses me slightly and the only retards still there have been doing nothing but squids for a while now. Almost all of my lobbies have been decent to excellent there, people actually focus firing on flesh mobs when they see other divers chased by them and shit, people actually tagging watchers. I'm no longer even bringing Stalwart or WASP as mandatory anymore because I finally feel like im gud enuf to deal with almost everything, even the elevated groups dont annoy me anymore.I tnink squids are genuinely fun* bros.*When their early access bugs dont kick in. I got 0 collision voteless running through buildings and cover, artillery overseers cant be shot from the side with the buggy pack. 80% of my watcher call ins are from the wall or from the stratospphere or because they bug out and start teleporting while still keeping you in sight and I assume thats why most other divers keep getting ships called in on them too. I have never seen a leviathan. Broken ass bug filled faction, very annoying when they break.
Leviathans?
>pub carrying my AC backpack and I carrying his supply pack and we stick together the whole gameHoly kino, so glad I turned on Crossplay, /hdg/cels have 0 idea what they are missing out
>>542089158a mass hallucination, I'm afraid...
/ourguy/ just dropped another bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4uDyE9oQo
>>542089224no, theyre called pub aids for a reason
>5k botkeks on fenmire>only 900 in the cityI thought bottrannies were supposed to be hyper-organized pros?
>>542089849
>>542089158What's that? There's never been an enemy called "Leviathan" in Helldivers 2
Come up with more side objectives
>>542089849All the actual good players are chilling on the bug front, where quick decision making and god-like gaming reflexes are being put to the test. Nobody but botniggers wanna stick to a braindead easy faction where the enemies are too slow to flank you and have glowing weakspots that says "Please shoot here :)"
very organic posting
>>542083679well just today this bad boy saved us from a bugged mega nest so he aight wtih me
(((gucci))) business
>>542090268>>542089849>samefagging bugchaser
>>542090169>Deliver Freedom>its an FRV with a flagpole instead of a gun>you have to drive it somewhere on the map and raise the flag>won't raise if you're driving under a certain speed
>>542090768cope and seethe bottranny
>>542080964ggs
>>542090817>instant replythis is the least obvious bugchaser
>>542090169Make super leviathans, a special side objective, paired with a special samsite. They fly off the edge of the map no aggro but if you activate the special SAM it starts fucking it up and the whale will fly towards it all aggro.The sam will fuck it up and expose weak points beneath the armor it blew up, but you gotta help the site, its just a little short of soloing it.
>>542090268ill start playing cities again when siggers fix their game
>>542090768cope botshitter, your faction are as slow as your brain
>your faction areSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>542090817>>542090941>2 min apartthe LEAST obvious bugchaser
>devs intended for bugs to be awesome starship trooper heroics>bots are intended to be a horrible warlike experience where any step could be your last>it turns out to be the oppositeSwiggers...
>>542091074a reminder that bugchasers were the ones crying for bots to be nerfed to oblivion
>bots get one single enemy that is on the level of bug heavies except it cant even kill you>this causes all of them to collectively shit their pants out of their neovaginasJust accept that bugGODs won.
>>542075630Planetary colonization management sim. Plays like a cross between *insert risk sim* and or *insert turn based jrpg*>start as one of three factions, or super earth expanding in the direction of one of the three factions>bugs for example; take their recently abandoned by SEAF planet, consume survivors and terraform in general while being harassed by helldivers>have to prepare for eventual space and planetside seaf invasion>can terraform completely into hive world or just enough to break out and preemptively attempt to take another world>squids have portal hacks where they can tp en mass to planets once appropriately colonized, get a large mass of voteless based on planets population. Can spend voteless as a currency to upgrade units, with more and more waste for high levels unit, in contrast to bugs, where there is less waste, but fluctuating percentages of units that can ever have a chance to evolve into a higher unit>they care more about the state of space than the state of the planet, harvesting dark matter and cultivating lanes of travel for instant warping. Compared to bugs who similarly need the gloom to slowly spread, otherwise relying on spontaneous breakouts of planetary bug farms>bots don’t care about the state of the planet or space: they just build fabricators and convert material to fuel and vessels>SE is a more classic frontier style build up you can take different routes based on what ministries you utilize most
SAR YOUR FACTION ARE BLOODY BITCH CUNT
>>542090169>Rescue SEAF squad>A SEAF holdout trapped behind enemy lines needs to be "evacuated" (redeployed) and are holding out at a certain location. You are given a stratagem to call a Pelican in that takes a minute, and if at least one SEAF trooper makes it on board you complete the objective. Otherwise it can be failed.Also on D10 they are all ripe and fertile SEAFchans and you also need to bring them C-01 forms
>>542090169Colossus escort.Protect a Super Earth Colossus as it makes its way across a map to a bunker (or some kind of protected fortress). When it gets there, you go in with your team to blow it up (basically a Bug Hive lung mission, with a giant mech).
>bottrannies are already in meltdown mode>0 counter argument, just ad hominem, coping and seethinglol
>bugchaser gets called out for obvious samefagging>he thinks we were having a discussionautism or retardation, call it
>>542090872delet thisgg
>>542090268I don't care how hard you cope.I'll keep playing bots because they are more fun.
>>542091258Kek, I remember seeing all the shitters in here running back to the bot front after getting raped by dragon roaches and hivelord. So much for the "hard" faction
>popping bile titan ass with a gunslinger grenade pistolname a better feeling
>>542091627>>542091421>>542091258>bugchaser doubling down on obvious samefagging>now hes going to show me his inspect element skills
I hate how the devs never seem to stay consistent on making things "hard in a way thats fun" or "hard in a way thats annoying"
>add 1 (one) slight AT check to bots>instantly filters botsissies
>hes still goingare bugchasers really this lonely?
>>542091871How this glorifed rooster better armored than a factory strider?
>>542091367This but unironically
remember that Gucci Slippers is a racial & religious Jew Helldivers and he CANNOT STOP HIMSELF from destroying his host society, in this case the thread, as it is the sole driver behind his inbred outbred mutant dead end of hominid evolution
>>542091627Lol, dragon roaches are piss easy compared to warstriders.
its ok botbros we'll get our difficulty update soon.... trvst the plan...
>>542091871i've been hearing a lot of complaining about the war strider not having a ap3 weak point but realistically what was the last time you killed any bot heavy unit with a ap3/4 and not a AT stratagem
>>542091819i basically never get annoyed at this game desu
>>542092256why are you acting like oshuane wasnt immediately abandoned because it was unfettered ass with a lower playercount than squid worlds?
>botnigger still copingstop playing the game on easy mode, you are shit at the game and that's okay because you can still make a change
Seeing these swedes with their vacations makes me get why factory owners hired the Pinkertons. Im not saying it was a good thing....but I get it...
>>542092276>what was the last time you killed any bot heavy unit with a ap3/4 and not a AT stratagemhulks are heavies, you knowbut if you're talking tanks or factory striders probably months
>>542091819that's beacuse they never go above d6 anon
>>542092136>war striders>might jostle you around a bit, ragdoll you but can't really kill you>dragonroaches>does drive by acid spit with invisible hitboxes that don't line up with the actual particle effect that can instakill you
>>542092342You first.
>>542092448You forgot to mention how dragonroaches are completely invalidated by fire resist.
>>542092413>muh hulksturrets and tanks also have ap2 weak points but people just use AT
>>542092714no they don't
>bugchaser yappin about difficult content>bugchasers forgot they cried so hard they forced arrowhead to remove digger bugs because taking explosives was too daunting of a task
>>542092503>implying I'm not diving on Oshaune every time I boot up the game because bot and squid are too fucking easy
>>542075630Divinity: dragon commander, but you play as a demon possessing the mutilated remains of your own body in a prison outside of time. The Squiith genocide of game 1 weakens your seal, and you’re able to influence the galaxy, as an immaterial Geist, once more. Starting with your relatives distant descendants: the civilization of Super EarthGame prologue takes place slightly before HD1: where you tip off humanity on the squid, and lay the ground work via commune with demon worships for the torturous formation of the cyborgs and hellish ritualistic mutilation and perversion of both them and the bugs. Then your sent back to your cell, and the game properly starts with the seals weakening during the squid genocide.The majority of the main game takes place sporadically throughout the years between HD1 and 2, becoming less fragmented as the seals remnants deteriorates, culminating after years of seemingly in-perceptively influencing the galaxy via minute contact with beings of apparent little to greatest importance.>possess and fight squid just for fun, but mainly slowly Chinese water torture them to death with demonic energy until they’re completely aligned with you, albeit if seeing themselves as your competition in the grand scheme of your plot: manifestation and total reduction of existence to something in the palm of your power>possess agents of SE, just for fun, to observe the experiments they conduct on the bugs and borgs. Engage in dramatic crime like bug fighting/rape rings that happen to be readily available in the bowels of plants before ditching the host>mind fuck the borgs in the style of whatever whim catches your fancy, as you overall lead them to a group suicide and mass soul sacrifice ritual where they pursue perfect post human immortality but in reality just become food for you as their personas are replaced by larping fragments of your being: who now more directly raise and rear their descendants: the bots, who you amuse yourself with
>>542092448Incel corp is way worse.
>>542092796>"bugchasers like hard content, actually">bugchasers cried so hard they got digger bugs removed for 5 weeks>bugchasers all but abandoned oshaune because the layout forced them to work together and cant survive without their orbital crutches
>>542092448What the fuck is this shit?
>>542092761It wasnt that, it was that they could insta hit you regardless of where you were when they emerged. And when the arrowjeets looked into it they discovered problems at the back end
>>542092761>bugGODs so powerful they made swedes bend the kneeBotkeks could never
>>542092918>shoot ground with explosive>this forces the digger bug outthe bugchaser mind cannot comprehend this!>>542092962wernt you just yapping about how bots are easy? I wonder how that happened
>>542092761>the only thing wrong with rupture strain was the guaranteed hit burrow warriors had on host >AH "fixed" it by making all clients experience the guaranteed hit>dinnerhead just outright remove the entire faction because they're retarded and swedish and need 5 weeks to revert a single change and actually fix burrow warriors
>botnigger yappin about their faction being the hardest>botniggers forgot they cried so hard they forced arrowhead to nerf the shit out of gunships to AP3, making rocket devastator have limited ammo, removing hulks with bunker turret arm, making reinforced scout strider to stand still to shoot their rocket and greatly decreased the accuracy on all bot units
I've been messing around with the de-escalator, which is probably pretty foolish given that they've nerfed the fuck out of it, but since when has it been safe to use the thing in close quarters combat? I was testing some stuff on low difficulty and wanted to see if the Helghast armor would let me survive point blank shot, and it refused to shock me at all.
>>542075630>>542092859>the infantile bots, orphaned and groomed by you, are totally haplessly helpless to your machinations, no matter how seemingly cruel and spiteful>now that things are coming to a head, super earth has played its part, no longer needed to breed bugs, weaken the squid, or cast off their own in the undesirables that would become the borgs>you manifest and start creating uh hellstars made from man melded to machine, fueled by blood and guts, that will eventually form a hell constellation, and uh bad end the universe>the squid are doing the same thing, but with tentacles >super earth has to either beat these threats down the old fashioned way, parish, or beat them at their own hellish game
>bugchaser is so unoriginal he has to resort to making things up and copying the botGOD
>>542093278Wtf. Does that happen with the dust devil armor since it also has that passive? Or is it just the helghast armor?
>>542093137>subfaction has a unique mechanic that's very easily played around>bugchaser chaser mind can't fathom adapting to a unique subfaction>bitch and moan endlessly to AHExplosives or ballistic shields if you're a gigachad shat all over diggers and their burrow.But jetpack sissies can't accept that i guess.
>>542093278you forgot to turn off invincibility
>>542093253>>botnigger yappin about their faction being the hardestWhen did they say that?
>>542093431I think you're intentionally misunderstanding the issue in order to piss people off
>>542089158The people that require stingrays to paint the ground blue before shooting cried until they were removed (even though they only play one squid match an MO than return to their hug boxes)
>>542093517My hypothesis is that bugniggers struggle to read properly.
Daily reminder even a low IQ retard like OhDough can solo d10 bot with a fucking dance pad and yet he can't even survive 2 minutes on Oshaune without abusing infinite supply pack glitch. It's time for the bot trannies to accept the fact their faction is a fucking joke
>>542093823buy an ad
>>542093823Buy an ad.
>>542093885concession accepted botshitter, lower the difficulty
>>542090169Reenact shrek rescuing Fiona by Rescue an eagle pilot. You get to use one handed weapons, while she’s armed with a deagle and way too many hand grenades she chucks while thrown over your shoulder.
>>542093823Daily reminder that even a low IQ retard like you should buy an ad
IWANTA MINIGUN
When people say "botnigger" is this who they're talking about?
>>542090872
>the entire bugchaser melty was just bait to advertise his favorite sloptuber
>>542093885>>542093940>>542094006samefag
>>542093885>>542093940>>542094006>b-buy an a-ad *sob*lmao, not an argument botniggers
>>542094106>catnigger=botniggerdoes this mean gucci is a catbot
>coming to an anonymous imageboard to obsess over namefags??????
>>542094176>>542094179>Posted at the exact same timenot even trying to hide it anymore
What's a good warbond to go for next? I only have the halo one and viper commando one cause the armor is cool and I love using the LMGs. Any ones for good AR type primaries though?
>>542090169Squids have what, one unique side objective? So here's more to make them at least slightly more interesting>Destroy Mega-camp "Illuminate Base"Squid equivalent of Fortress/Mega nest. It's level with the ground and features tall walls creating tight corridors, warp-ships on alien landing pads, entrances guarded by their laser turrets, and more. Maybe 6-8 ships total.>Destroy Shield GeneratorAn orbital shield generator is protecting the Illuminate in a stratagem jammer radius around itself, preventing any orbital stratagems from being used in its radius. Eagles however are relatively "slow" enough to enter the shield and they can be used. Destroy via Hellbomb once disabled. On D10 it is part of the Mega-camp.>Destroy Warp PortalA large portal through which heavy units (Harvesters) are entering the battlefield. On D10 it is part of the Mega-camp.>Activate SEAF Mobile JammerActivate a console to power up an EMP that takes out all squid shields on the map, including warp ships whether flying or not. It takes time to warm up however and the telltale signature it gives off will immediately trigger a deployment. Rare.>Destroy Psychic BeaconA mind-control tower on the map shining a very bright light; if you get too close to it and stay in its LoS for too long you "die" but the enemy AI seizes control of your former diver. You or your teammates have to kill him to get your support weapon/backpack/samples back. Resets every time you successfully break LoS (But knowing swiggers it will probably still control you through city blocks). Destructible by Hellbomb/OPS/500/Silo/Walking/380. Reduces numbers of Voteless/Fleshmobs in mission when destroyed. Cousin to new main objective:>Destroy Psychic AmplifierA Blitz type mission where you have 10 minutes to fight through heavy enemy defenses and a Shield Generator (so you can't drop on the Amp) then destroy the Amplifier. Pelican lands next to it when you're done. Reduces voteless in subsequent missions.
>botniggers desperately trying to steer the topic to something else so people won't laugh at them for being shit at the game
>>542094282Dust Devils has arguably the beat AR in the game.Control group has the secind best AR along with the Warp pack to help you farm better
>>542094143
>>542094106i cant even tell whats going on with her legs. ive seen ai with better cohesion
>>542093431>jetpack sissieshoverpack with gl against diggers was kino though
STOP FIGHTING! Botniggers, bugchasers and squidtards must unite to fight against our one common enemy: Sweden.
>>542094432>aiJeet has no spatial awarenesslel
>>542094519>one of her legs is clipping into the other>this is somehow my fault
>>542094486me on the rightt. bugChad
>>542094432Her left "calf" is clipping through her right "thigh".
>>542094473>hover pack glAlways look both ways before flying.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242555214215/76561198048059165niggers
rude! not joining now
>>542094432Digitigrade legs, with a slight bit of model clipping. It's honestly kind of obvious.
>>542094664which faction faggot, bot are easy mode so don't waste my time with that shit
>securing alairt enables a siege liberation on heze bay>have it attack rirga bay so once that defense fails heze no longer under siegeI really hate Sweden so much
>>542093593obvious, but I'll give it a (you) anyway
>>542094782its a VOTE
>>542094307>Destroy Mega-camp "Illuminate Base"It will have to do with the Illuminate ruins that were mentioned in the dispatch I'm calling it now. The ruins will be their factions mega-bases.
>>542093404>Wtf. Does that happen with the dust devil armor since it also has that passive? Or is it just the helghast armor?It's not the armor. Here's another clip in engineering kit armor. It seems like the player is not an eligible target for the arcs. Or at least not an eligible initial target. Any guard dogs that you're using are eligible targets. I tried to hit myself with a secondary arc, but I'm not sure if that's safe or if I just kept getting lucky.The quality in this webm came out shit since I tried to stuff too much shit into it, but I can't be arsed to go make a new one. Go give it a try. It's surprisingly safe to the user.>>542093457I haven't even applied the scope mods that fix the scopes. But you don't need to believe me. Just go drop into a mission, equip the arc GL, and shoot the wall.
>>542090169>>542094307>lose control of characterKino. So long as you get to redeploy as soon as you lose control. Maybe the towers block orbital and hellpod deployment in vicinity so the super destroyer can’t just trailer barrage the problem away.Here are some more:>put it out of its miseryDestroy building sized fleshmob. Just a spore spewer destruction scenario, except the target is half buried and spawns voteless and fleshmobs>spoof beacon Alter beacon in enemy camp so that illuminate ships warping in do so in the center of the sun rather than in atmosphere>destroy psionic tide arrayTowers scattered across the map: destroy them all to hamper the illuminate manipulation of dark energy on and off planet. Increases stratagem cooldown mission wide while intact.
>>542093823by an add
>>542095078>3 grenades + the libpen dog to kill the melee squid>if it chooses to arc to him every time>the reload is still the most painful rounds reload in the gameGonna need more than safety to make it viable
charger if he made of expensive Danish plastic
Stratagem duplication should be a DSS action.
>>542095261>So long as you get to redeploy as soon as you lose controlThat's the intent, it's a death but your corpse is basically a puppet afterwards. Otherwise it would be fucking AIDS with teammates and it would softlock you if you were solo.
>unlock harpoon gun>squid overseers and mobs are way easier to deal withDamn. Maybe that weapon is a crutch.
>>542095348Yeah, I'm not trying to say that it's some kind of super-secret meta thing. Just sharing something neat. I am having some decent luck with it in D10 missions to cover a niche in a build, but if I'm honest an argument can be made that I should run GL or Stalwart instead. Or maybe just scrounge around for an MMG.
>>542095354I don't have my glasses on and I thought this was an FRV from the thumbnail
I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME SPARE PANTS NEARBY /HDG/, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE THE NEW UPDATE>ok. when??SOON™ (in Swedish relative time)
>>542095785the "shit your pants" thing was never funny. Especially from a company like Arrowhead with a protracted record of underachievment
>>542095491DSS should be:Free HSO for RSFree ESR for CommonsFree 380 for RaresFree Stratagem of your choice for SupersAll of these should be be able to stack with duplicate Stratagems, and they should all have their own separate cooldowns.
>>542091226In my experience,bugnigs dont want nerfs or fixes to bots, because they just say "that faction sucks" and play bugs all day.botnigs dont want nerfs or fixes to bugs, because they just say "that faction sucks" and play bots all day.Both say squids suck and need fixes tho. There are no squidnigs.
>>542093823Kek based.Botniggers in absolute shambles and without a single comeback.
>>542094486wait are you guys actually racist and sexist I thought it was a joke
>>542096479how are we sexist, those are both dudes
>>542093823Daily reminder that botdivers have been asking for bot buffs for months now. They're the only divers that actively want their faction to be HARDER. >but war stridersNot a difficulty argument, it's a design argument. We want the war strider to be the right kind of challenge not a loadout check.
>>542096479rape rape rape need fembot rape
>>542096530I thought all the tranny shit and racist stuff was all like a bit...
>>542096604>botdiver war strider cope post complete with LE EPIC bot picturelol, lmao even
It took me over 200 hours of game time to come to the realization that Extra Padding is an S-tier armor passive
>>542096604you not tuff unc
>>542096781All armors should have the option to swap out their armor passive for Extra Padding.
>>542090169this first one's more of a primary>Destroy Mohole/Megafab/Portalwaythe mother of all enemy spawners that absolutely carpets the map in an area around ~150 meters around it until you destroy three heavily defended supports, two on the outside and one in the very center. And each can spawn ALL enemy types except for large fliers (no gunships/dragons/stingrays)>Extract genetic material (bugs)Arrive at a research outpost and call down a hellpod with a backpack like the larva sample (but empty) and a spear-like melee weapon with a gigantic needle on the end. Use it to suck the juices out of bugs until the tank is full, then deposit it at the outpost. A thumper is placed at the outpost to summon bugs for your convenience (may summon more bugs than optimal)>Disrupt resource extraction (bots)A small cave ends in a bot mining operation, when nearby you are provided a free portable hellbomb like hive lung missions to destroy it, since naturally you can't orbital/eagle/solo silo it>Disrupt Illuminate indoctrination (squids)A spot in the middle of a settlement is full of pods of civilians being converted into Voteless, protected by a heavy shield. Extreme dakka can take it down eventually, but it's better to walk through it, blow up the generator, THEN nuke the site from orbit.
koreans are angry
>>542096914why would pilestedt do that?
What the fuck is gookliveIs that its real nameIs it just Korean SNS?
>>542096914god gooks are funni
>>542096914as angry as chinks?
>gook shilling even in /hdg/Grim
>>542096914>Me when i find the fucker who keeps eating my dinner
>new bots have fake weakspots that though physically modeled literally don't exist fuck you it doesn't matter what the>most all old big bugs have jape weakspots that in spite of being made of meat jelly can be farcically resistant to bullets through durability jank, somehow their corn syrup butts don't leak and bleed out when shot either, use explosives or fuck off>squids have weakspots and anti-weakspots that don't do very much or sometimes literally nothing, a being that is literally made of destructible heads does not suffer bonus headshot damage or all-headshot fatality>the new bugs get to dick you with bullets number 3 in addition to 2, what do you mean the flying bile spitting monster shouldn't fly with nonexistent wing skin or continue spitting and living with all of its guts removed?this isn't an individual faction problem, this is a Sweden problem, a SERBIAN problem, KILL ALEXUS
>>542097265You are literally a jew. You have no room to talk and you know it.
>>542097268Good luck catching him, he's a fast runner. Nobodies dinner is safe.
>>542097404Gooks ruined /a/ and will ruin everything they touch given time
Unironically, how would you fix the electrical conduit armors?
>>542097626100% Arc resist
>>542097767this plus an arc charge that deals damage to melee attackers if you've been electrified within a short time
>>542097626When you get zapped you get a big speed boost and a small tesla coil effect around yourself that stuns (not damages enemies). All boosts damage of arc weapons you're using. You also become an arc target for arc lightning to bounce off
>>542097282I'm still in awe the Swedes think this is ok. With them and the war striders it's more clear than ever they don't give a single fuck.
>>542097445Leave him to me and my team.
>>542097626make me faster so I can be da flash
>>542097626Using arc weapons creates a charge that builds up and discharges upon being hit in melee, or performing a melee attack.
>>542097863remember to keep buying super credits
>>542097626Getting shocked refills your stamina as if you were stimmed.
>>542075630Again from last thread, the later half detailed out a bit better.Starts on a training grounds tutorial mission with POV in seaf being caught up in a bot attack. Distinguished service in the battle fast tracks him to go to the Diver Corps.Mission 2 He gets sent to dive on bots in the final hours of when they got map wiped early in the war. The squad stops some bots from escaping off-planet. NPCs wonder where the bots were going to run to, heavily alluding to the bots revealing their 'real' army in a couple days.Mission 3 Typical Nids planet level right after the last one. Fight through bugs and do normal bug planet stuff. Level ends with killing a dissident. They get info from the dissident that makes them targets for SE to kill lest it get leaked which is why the Demo officers order the pelican to not pick the team leaving them for dead with bugs. Sandstorm/gloom smokescreens for the divers to escape.Mission 4 Continuation of the same bug mission. In desperait straits they have to traverse the bug territory and get to the front lines. Maybe they they have to fix a crashed puma to drive back or go though a tram line, whatever setpiece you like. What matters is the squad has to ditch their Diver armours before getting across the lines because their diver ID's are fugitive/KIA so they blend back into the seaf/civilians while faking it.Mission 5 Squad ends up in transit off-world in a seaf ship doing cargo transport to the next planet that the mccguffin plot data pointed to. Bug infection is happening onboard and the mission is all about vibing to that Aliens movie homage. Team plays a vital part in quashing the infestatino. SE spooks who ordered the team's killing are in charge of this ship and sus out that a team of seaf non-combatant personel operating like helldivers is a lead and they keep an eye on them.cont/
>>542097863>Destroying the sacs doesn't stop the roach from barfing>Destroying the wings doesn't force the roach to land and attack you on footI hate them.
>>542097863In to the Untested was an abysmal patch
>>542097626Change it completely but keep the warbond's theme. It should reduce the overheat of laser weapons, including the guard dog, and increase rechargeable shield health by 25% or something.
playing on seyshel with the helljumpers is really frustrating because literally none of these guys understand why they should be prioritizing the glowing drones even though they can see them calling in friends nonstop
>>542097863>destroy the bile sacs and it just tries to dive bomb and insta gib you with its legs instead
>>542096914TANKED
>>542098037I'm doing my part!
>>542098098imagine how fucking cool it would be to take down its wings and it crashes to the ground and begins attempting to limp away and you can run over and execute it... fucking kvno
>>542075630just combat footage and logistics discussions for 10 hours
>>542098273Planting the flag of SE in its skull.
>>542098273>It dies on impact after careening to the ground>OR it crashes and thrashes around while you put it down>OR it crashes with enough health to try scuttling after you on foot while trying to kill youAll of it would be absolutely fucking KINO and yet we get none of it.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242557432948/d10 squidz
>>542098273>dragon crashes>stumbles up, pops its damaged wings off >it becomes a far more mobile, fire spewing bile titan The thing is, they set themselves up for this shit. They made cool and interesting enemies with limp states and limb severing tech. So when the game fucking doesn't do that shit at all with new enemies, people are rightly disappointed. Fucking stop the slop and make real content for fucks sake.
>>5420976261. Revamp existing Arc weapons so that they no longer insta-gib or deal absurd amounts of damage to players, but are still just as strong against enemies.2. Give Electrical Conduit an extra perk, like "Does not lose stamina or get slowed from getting stunned or standing in an EMS field".
>>5420985363/4 'op in
>>542097863>>542098098>outsource the model and weakpoints>they give it to you, all you gotta do is just apply the mechanics and stats to it>only paid for one attack animation so you can't make it stop barfing even if players pop the sacs>only paid for flying animations so you can't make it land once its wings are tornBonus points for >get hivelord model and weakpoints>in such a rush to finish your workday that you give the exposed flesh 100% explosive resist without checkingCinema
>>542096397>in my experience *insert gypo slop*Troons can’t go two seconds with being lolcows. Stick to bugs saar >>542097863
>>542098536fvll/4
>>542098930Glad to see you've found a new favorite word.
>>542098762>giant cockroach skittering around at high speed spitting fireTerrifying.
>>542096604>we want the game HARDER>b-but not TOO hard…Lmao botgroids
Predator armor originally had pauldrons.
>bugchaser is so mindbroken posting gay porn and random gibberish nowthe absolute state
Alexus is behind this, somehow...
Bugchads = malesBotsissies = femalesSquiggers = troonsShan't elaborate, anyone with an IQ above 110 will understand. Everyone else can cope.
did you rike the Hive Lord not being an actual main boss objective with its own bespoke mechanics and arena type map like the original games' bosses had, but instead being a sometimes omnipresent on higher difficulty nuisance secondary objective with beans for rewards? one that is almost entirely made of low % to main ablative armor plating with some headparts that don't do anything and are partly unbreakable as well as a non-fatal center mouth hitbox that has as much HP as the entire main healthpool and doesn't do anything at all to stun it or stop its screen wiping attacks when struck? did you rike it? shams really cooked and ate that dinner for you goy
>holding off a horde using the LMG/HMGIs there a better feeling?
>>542099441>it was real in my mindI’d have pity for you if you weren’t a botfag.
>>542099594please dont spam me with gay porn
>>542099580Holding off a horde on one side and quickly whipping around to clear out the flankers trying to get at your fellow helldivers
>>542099378what did he mean by this
>>542098096Mission 6 Team on the down low at a helldivers muster point get in contact with some of those guys and reveal the data's conspiricy to the divers who all then organize a small raiding party into a lab that was testing mind control before the bots overran that region. The lab is secretly still in operation by one of the companies to manipulate people into buying their shit and they have pmc guys as security. Divers raid the place and have to bring the super destroyer down to land and pick up the squid mind control device with the ship before the entire Bot front collapses on them.Mission 7/8 Bot navy chases the divers to wherever they flee to creating a space battle. Action action action, fight off boarding attempts and divers get the Monolith safely back to a mega city where they show off the conspiracy by so and so corporation. They get publicly exonerated and told they'll be heroes and-...Mission 9 They get their new ship and it is a death trap. The company who did the conspiricy was doing it all completly at the best of the rest of the govt and the whistleblowers need to be delt with. The squad gets auto-piloted into the heart of gloom space on Oshauna (This all being long before the gloom missions arc.) Mission is just a long protracted survival attempt as the SD above gets eaten with corrosive spore and the squad dying without any chance of escape. POV lasting the longest and does a sequel baiting that he survived solo on the hive world formonths until he gets found by the gloom expeditions.Rate my game plot.
>>542099580BRRRRRTing a stalker into ribbons using a full RPM Stalwart. Or jumping over a charger with the jump pack and blasting it with an EAT.
>>542097626Honestly, I like them as they are except maybe slightly better arc protection.Even with the armor you die in 3-4 hits from a tesla tower even though its sole purpose is to protect from that.Arc in general should also keep its ability to kill helldivers easily since that drawback requires a change in tactics when interacting with others.The drawback is a core part of its identity, like how it's easy to suicide with plasma or how laser tends to have weaker damage for the ammo it provides.
>>542099580Skeet shooting pouncers and hunters with the punisher
>>542099571Hivelord is decent, and plays the role of a killable environmental hazard better than the Leviathan. That being said, it'd be nice if there was a mission type specifically for hunting down and killing the Hivelord, and it's physical stats are designed like absolute dogshit.
>>542098536>>542099527No sissie bug poster has a working set of testicles or tops a sub Saharan in iq
>>542099983You’re the only one topping sub saharans, botshitter.
remember when gucci posted a catbox link of a guy getting fucked in the ass by a directly exported feral bug model unmodified save for the cockit feels relevant to now when gucci is posting some kind of schizo FFXIV pasta accompanied by gay porn
>>542076598buffdivers>>542076403leandivers
>bugchaser still seething and lashing out at everyonewhat is it about bugs that makes people act like this?
>>542100168>it was real in my mind: redux
You guys ever make a rando friend in pubbies, and they always hit the hug emote on the double g im out and it makes you a lil uncomfortable cuz its lowk alil sus
>bugchaser keeps replying to me using quotes from his diaryget help. unironically.
What causes this?
Could Helldivers beat THE FLOOD?
>>542100356Need chudette Truth Enforcer gf
>>542100565no
>>542100565yeah
>>542100484This is the equivalent of shitting on the floor and asking why everyone keeps talking about how the room smells like shit.
>>542100565maybe
>>542100634Yes, I agree that botgroids are smelly and brown like feces.
>>542100565ask again later
>>542100806>No self-awareness
>>542100565could you repeat the question?
>>542100565Absolutely not.
>>542100565Master Chief is a Jobber
>>542100565Sure, why not?
>>542100940>no uThis is the best botshitters have lmao
>The shotgun thats OP in Gaylo is mid as fuck in helldiversHelldivers would sweep
>>542101106>>542100308
>>542098270are you being limited on the amount that go into your inventory? I just picked up 12 drops, should be 120 (worked before, that was the max before it wouldn't count) and it only added 40 to my inventory?
>>542100484I can take credit for shifting the premier bugdiver insult from bugnigger to bugchaser. It was obvious, really.
The game has becoming boringly easy.D10 needs a gimmick, like one life only.
>>542101715What if i told you you can already do that?
>>542101117Yeah am i getting psyoppedI hear people tell me they really nailed it but it somehow feels a bit worse than our current shotgunsIs this a skill issue am I missing something?
>>542101743>You can start up a match with randoms in D10 which automatically gives no reinforcementsThis is sarcasm by the way I know you're retarded
>>542101715getting reinforcements cut in half until you complete a side objective would be nice I think, but knowing AH this would somehow take four months to get working and break several unrelated features
>>542075630>Summarize your fantasy Helldivers-verse single playergame's CampaignWhy the FUCK would I want single player in a series successful because of coop? Retarded.
>>542100565Depends, if its elite 4 man squads that take few casualties I'd say Helldivers would mop the floor with them. If its a city full of people or the SEAF are involved, no, the flood would have too many food sources for Helldivers to keep up.
>>542101879>Why are you asking how I want my eggs cooked? I ordered bacon?
>>542075630>Summarize your fantasy Helldivers-verse single playergame's CampaignRobutt side-kick thats implied you fuck in the ass on a regular basis
>>542101938>Food analogyFucking tourist stay on shittid
>>542102015I had a thought about why its dumb to laugh at food analogies. Food is a universal thing that everyone knows and engages with so it makes it easier for the person presenting it to get their point across.
>>542101715you can already do this by playing with pubs, they'll feed the other 19 lives
What is best? Do you use diff attachments for diff aiming style?
>>542100565I think so, superdestroyers could easily function as an ark.
>>5421024523
>>542102452Coyote id just get comfertable ergo and low recoil vertical.It's not a precision weapon like say the tenderizer which i prefer high ergo and low horizontal recoil on to combo nicely with burst fire.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242560185097/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>542102452>expect to full autovertical gripcompensator>expect to burst or tapAngle gripNo muzzle>sights?always take the 4x, otherwise 2x sight, or irons if ADS is pointless (Jar-5, shotguns, ect)
>>5421027072/4
>>542102707still 2/4, join
>>542102807You're not taking the horizontal recoil reducing muzzle for burst fire?Why?
>>542103285Trying to join but I keep timing out.
>>542098536back to 2/4 doing another op bugs>>542102707merge with us NOW
>>542102707oh my fucking god my pc bricked I tried watching some Umayuru with the game on
>>542103534Ergo is everything.
>>542098536fvll
>>542102707closed in favor of other lobby
>>542103650Idk, ergo hits a soft cap at around 50 ish for me, where any more ergo feels the same.
>>542103534Muzzle devices are a scam do not redeem
>>542068794Agreed.>>542076403The classic Liberator to go with the classic armor set would be classy.
>>542100565>bug scavengers except they're twice as fast, come in actual hordes, and one hit kill you while turning your corpse into a mini fleshmobthe subreddi- I mean /hdg/ would not survive
>>542098536My game wont relaunch because of their retarded anti-cheat. fucking sweden.3/4 if someone wants to join before i can get my shit unfucked
>>542106039this is what happens when you forsake vishnu
>>542098536fvll again
>>542106039>>542098536>failed to joinwhy do you lie
>>542106338you're blocked, sry
Is this thing any good? I'm thinking about getting Urban Legends next.
>>542106407no, it's essentially a slightly bigger incendiary mine with a delayed detonation
Justice's teaser is less than a week away!
>>542106407No, the only top tier item in urban is the cuck chair.Besides that, the armour is a decent sidegrade to reinforced epaulettes.
>>542106407No, it's good against Voteless and Scavengers/Warriors, but no better than any other chaff killing green. Can't handle anything bigger than that since it's low damage and low HP
>>542103740Reopen my Nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqxGMwtx2hY
>>542106240It'd be really unlikely, but they'd probably be willing to make an exception under the right circumstances.
>>542106407Unfortunately no. Because the alternative is taking a AC/Rocket turret which doesn't need to be babysat to work and can kill entire hordes solo.
Choose (You)r support Anonhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136039701
you all niggers dont een undistan what the fuck going on
>>542107735ZAMN LEANDIVERS LOOK LIKE THAT?
>>542107006hold on gimme a sec ma nigga gotta finish this mission rq
>>542107791lean ah nigga
>>542107506dibs on wasp
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242564456183/76561199108851031d10 whatev
>>542108258based
Yes... This Is Helldivers On Xbox
>>5421084472/4
>>542098536this juan's for you, P4
Did Arrowhead fuck up, making you unable to join crossplay lobbies if you have it turned off, or has there been a sudden influx of people with crossplay on recently?I have never seen that before the xbox update.
>>542093823>their faction is a fucking jokeread: has been turned into a fucking joke due to incessant whining from the the lesser half of the playerbase (bugdivers/bufftoddlers)
>>5421084472/4 still, join for a bedtime story
>>5421084473/4
>>542109124this makes me want to ban Milka in Japan
>>542108447we're listening to seaf asmr by an aussie nigga, join now
>>542109498rough anal pounding sabrina while I call her my piggy
>>542108447full
>>542109602heh
Yes, WE will be bumping this
>>5420955797.62 = BF6 releasesquirrel = heckdumper2
d10 anysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242565503541/76561198027910192
>>542109821>internet went outover before it even started...
>>542109821dead link>>542110048alive link
>>5421100482/4
>>542106407Yeah it's great, if it doesn't kill shit it's basically a mini napalm airstrike. With the cooldown of a precision strike.
>>542110048still 2/4dead threaddead gameno patch
Went with randoms
No patch. No warbond. No hype. I would rather listen to nerdy power metal all day and see how BF6's servers fare against the onslaught of gigabored 30-somethings with nothing else to play. Maybe get a few games and initial unlocks in.
>>542107735>Spic Fuentes Somehow glfits with you being insufferable faggot
>>542092276>>542092714Shitter
is it normal that I get 60-80fps on terminid and automaton missions but 30-40 on illuminate missions
Bugniggers are sperging out ITT because they were exposed as literal cuckolds and faggots last thread
>>542111871bugshitters are always sperging because they know the only times their boring faction poses a challenge are when new units release so botched and unfinished that they autokill the host
oh wait nevermind they "fixed" the new units to a point where they autokilled everyone 404 counterplay not found unless you count infinite stims from supply pack exploitnice poster boy faction
>>542100565Mechanically, sure, Helldivers are well-equipped enough to deal with the flood if they are equipped enough to deal with Squids or Bugs. Logistically, Helldivers being a one-way delivery system makes it very easy for Super Earth High Command to solve problems like the flood while mitigating the risk vectors (access to spaceships). They can drop countless Helldivers to a planet and not extract any of them, for one reason or another. Democracy Officers are very willing to say "Hey that Pelican has the Flood in it, Laser it down before it docks" to just about every single extraction attempt and very few will question it.
>>542112517DOOR STUCK
>>542081206Yes, big explosions are kinogay little backpack drones and sentries with le heckin funny teamkill coding playing the game for you is not
>>542112606>They can drop countless Helldivers to a planet and not extract any of them, for one reason or another.Would be a good lore reason to replace extractions with martyrdoms in which you fight back to back enemy calldowns wiuthout stratagems until wiped out. If less than 3 of divers remain alive the spawn rate goes absolutely batshit and stacks as many heavies as a diver ever saw in once place. Way more fun than extracting.
How will the official charger audio fix break Eruptor's shrapnel pattern?
>>542112517lmao
>>542113059Honestly? I think increased strategems would be the key. You're on a tiny ass Exterminate map, the flood is all there, the Super Destroyer literally cannot miss them, may as well fan the hammer and keep firing the 380mm until the barrels start melting. The only Pelican missions that don't get lasered are the ones dropping off Exosuits and FRVs, until the Flood hijacks a Dragonroach or something.
>>542112517GGs, and get massmogged my little leansissy chudette
>>542113757I would agree but lore wise super destroyers need to expend a lot of fuel to stay in low orbit. Plus the Flood could do some nasty shit like secretly infecting Eagle-chan via airborne spores in order to steal the destroyer and start infecting cities+other planets via hellpod.
>>542108447GGs
yesterday i was playing difficulty 9, but it has been a bit easy. maybe not easy, but it's hard to fail if you just press the objectives-- so im going to start 10 today. is it a big leap? can i just flee from and ignore the bigmans?oh and how do you effectively deal w/ the dragonroach? it seems to take more abuse than any other 'tank' unit
>>542108447Thx for hosting!!!
>>542112517deserved for being a weebcheater
Woe to you, my SEAF Princess… I will headpat you quite red and resupply you until you are plump. And if you are forward, you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn‘t liberate enough or a big wild man who has stims in his body
>>542108447ggz frens, bery fun start 2 dis goon seshhttps://files.catbox.moe/sx7y8k.mp4
>>542114337this reads like something Mozart would send to his cousin
>>542114002>is it a big leap?hell no it's d9 with a megabase, unless you dive squids in which case the experience is indistinguishable from d9
>>542114563I shit you not, I basically just swapped some words with what Sigmund Freud wrote to his fiancee.
>>542114628I remember when squids released and I joked with anons that they'd release Squid megabases soon and it would just be 4 ships.We didn't even get that much...
>>542114816yup, real fucking scamI bet fans could easily come up with an overship under construction or something but sv*n just won't dliver
>>542114002the only substantial difference is the Mega Nest/Fortress, aside from that the small increment in enemies per bug breach/bot drop like from D8 to D9>oh and how do you effectively deal w/ the dragonroach? it seems to take more abuse than any other 'tank' unitRailcannon works wonders if you toss it when they are hovering and it has a decent enough cooldown that you get it by the time another shows up
/hdg/, I hope you have a great day with the missus(or by yoself) and this message goes out 2 U, Abosh!I forgot to record the ed song portion so ere ya gohttps://files.catbox.moe/248ua4.mp4
>>542114938its just so faggy I know I shouldn't hate this but its just so fucking faggy
>had a dream where I was fighting bugs>it's a beautifully green meadow with lush forest surrounding it>the sun is bright causing a sharp contrast of shade in the tree-line>I keep shooting chargers and bile titans with my RR>it does no damage>chargers are scooting around upside down or with no animation>I keep trying to shoot them but my rockets disappear>I drown in chargers while screaming "NEED TEAM RELOAD">I wake upNot even my dreams can escape AH's incompetence.You should've seen that meadow though. So green and magical. Much better than this washed out shit we get to run around in.
>>542114938lol
anyone else hear phantom bug sounds, bot sounds, etc. in real life sometimes
>>542115438Sweet, AH induced schizophrenia.
>>542115438Yeah, sometimes I hear bugs whizz past my ear and beeps from machines, fucking crazy stuff
>>542115438I sometimes see dark objects out of the corner of my eye for a split second and when I check they disappear...
>>542111627nobody?
DON'T DIVE ON OSHAWN AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!https://files.catbox.moe/99z3xe.mp4
oshaune is peak fun, idk why so many people not diving on it even after arrowhead removed the rupture strain
>>542117061what's so fun about getting chased around by a boss
>liberate 3 planets for this MO>It doesn't matter because Joel is already taking back 2 other planetsNo progress allowed on the unfinished faction's front
>>5421170617.5% resistance
>>542117061We were forced to play on it for too long because AH likes to stretch what little content they add until we get fatigued with it
>>542117879how did they fucking job the doors not blowing up ships again?
So what does Element 711 actually do fir us? Will it make any difference in the gameplay or story or is it just more flavour text filler fluff like the rest of the Gloom storyline?
>>542118061Hopefully it leads to some new vehicles and shit.Like better mechs.
>>542118061Everything is fluff bullshit
>>542117061>predator strain filters people>dragons still suck>hivelord novelty wore off>calling in stratagems in or around caves is still janky as fuck>you can still get reinforced onto the cave roofs>objective backpack hellbomb for hive lung missions still gets called in on top of the caves>giant sections of the maps covered in knee high water is aidsYeah gee I wonder.
>>542118061Its just unobtainium, exists solely to push the narrative.
>>542117061Dragonroach is the worst designed enemy by far in this game.Yes worse than the leviathan on launch.
>>542117061too many shitters got filtered by the hivelord and dragon roach
>>542111627yes swiggers are incompetent
>>542118287>>giant sections of the maps covered in knee high water is aidsI like this sort of thing but the fact you can't fucking dive prone in it to douse fire on yourself is so fucking retarded
>>542117061Its a lot of fun with preds. I wish the dragon's breath visuals worked correctly though.
>>542118372>warstriders
>>542118372Well you had Buildings as cover for the leviathan on launch and honestly the Dragonroach the Warstraider and the Leviathan are the worst enemies of each faction
>>542118061unlimited dark fluid so more wormhole shenanigans and potentially wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. aka a lazy writer's get out of jail free card
>>542118407>hivelordliterally just eagle strafing run it until it's dead>dragon roachorbital railcannon strike
>>542118587>>542118595Dragonroach mogs them all on shittiness and incompetent coding.
>>542117061unfinished trash just like squids and megacities
With how abundant they are, blowing the sacks off or blowing off a wing should have killed the dragons. You'd be seeing another one in like 40 seconds anyways.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242572636838/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>542119113you can't even stagger them out of their breath attack like you can with a regular bile titan
any DEDICATED servo-assisted enjoyers?
>>542119440Only on bots
>>5421191681/4.
Where can I see the REAL effects of putting attachments on my guns, since the wiki still isn't updated and the game doesn't tell you hidden modifiers?
>>5421191683/4 QUICK GET IN LAST SPOT
>>542119886I would but i'm verifying my files.
How is there water on snow planets? Shouldn't it be frozen?
>>542120090there's still a spot! come quick!
>>542120103How is there water in the north pole? Shouldn't it be frozen?
>>542120263Well, how IS there water on the north pole? Clearly you know the answer
>>542120090GET THE FUCK IN ALREADY FUCK
>>542120363salt
>>542120363seal cum
>>542088398>The ordinance comes from your own shipso then why does it need to reposition to shoot artillery but not to launch a turret
>>542120103it's ethylene glycol
>>542120396>>542120469>>542120537Ah ok, I see, I understand
>>542119168Sending it 3/4, say something if you join :)
>>542120482hellpods have retrorockets, they can steer during descent shells have a fixed trajectory once fired
sorry man
>>542119168FVLL
>>542120773>SEAF soldier holding the line next to his brother>helldivers bloodlust has him take his head off in a single swingjesus christ man
A planet being below 1% decay doesn't mean shit anymore now that cities still make liberation last 2 days
whuh happen I thought erata prime had almost a bar of progress like 2 or 3 days ago why's it taken again
>>542120930he was dressed in blue...
>quick play>evacuate high-value assets>leave simple as
>>542121102nevermind, just realized the SEAF soldier was brown. Carry on.
>>542120773You culturally enriched the shit outta that guy
>liberating the city isn't even going to liberate the planet itself>Planet is going to slowly decay again Holy time waste, Batman
>>542120951Alairt was just a special kind of bullshit since the Mega City gave 40% progress but was unlocked at 75%, so it split the playerbase further to delay liberation right at the end. Hearthon at least has a good city unlock % for constant progress and Zea has the least city impact of the 3 planets. But yeah, overall cities just lead to inflated planet HP pools and slower liberation. Sure we have situations where 1% of the playerbase decides to dive a city and liberate it, but they can't put a dent in the planets resistance rate and all the progress just disappears in a day. Then when/if the rest of the people come to liberate the planet they're down a city and slows down liberation for them, it's already happened twice on Erata. If anything Cities should both provide the boost to liberation and drop the resist rate, since you did just take a major enemy hub.
>>542121520Liberating the city puts the planet at 88% or so, at which point all subseuent liberation will pour into the planet itself.
>>542072329>teenage leaker suddenly retiring>says the cultists are undergoing a redesignCalling it right fucking now, he realized that the ones that can only be found in his ancient modified build are never fucking coming and that zombies+Overseers is the current and future design philosophy, so he's leaving out of embarrassment.
>>542121675>>542072329Honestly I'd be so happy if we could fight janky unfinished crap if we could just select the planets and operations that featured them optionally.
>>542121520truly the memelon creek of our time
>>542121950>it's another "mortar turret to the zerg faction" episode
>>542122618>it's a zerker seed and you decided to bring AT
What's stopping them from putting on the loadout screen another text box that goes>"Btw this mission will have an increase in heavy/swarmer/ranged unit spawn :)"And up the enjoyment factor by a swedilion percent?
>>542122924it's simple: console players do not read text on screen and will complain when they are caught by surprise
>>542122924they actually hate you and want you to suffer
>corrosive grenade>4 uses>applies the piss rain status (-1 to armor value) in a small radius for a while>stacks with acid storm>affects every unit>corrosive cloud slightly obscures your vision, best used on big targetsY/N?It sounds a bit gimmicky but I like this idea a lot. It'd be a very good support grenade for anyone on your team not using AT. Also imagine dropping on an acid planet and being able to headshot Hulks with light pen weapons during piss storms.
>>542123987sounds like gas nades with the dumb acid status effect suggestion stacked on top
>>542121520All liberation efforts will be concentrated on the main planet HP so it won't decay after we take Beachview, it'll probably be 100% liberated soon after this MO
>>542092276>what was the last time you killed any bot heavy unit with a ap3plenty, basically every time AT was on cooldown or I had the opportunity to flankmore options = good
>>542124082Gas nades>confuse and apply DOT to enemiesCorrosive (OC donut steel) nades>lower enemy armorThose aren't even remotely similar.
>>542092276>botsI frequently destroy Hulks & tank/turret heatsinks with AP3 weapons, as well as FS chin guns so I can get under them>bugsImpalers and I'll occasionally finish off a wounded BT or Charger with AP3 or even AP2>squidsI kill Harvesters with AP3 all the time, Stingrays as well if they count as a heavy
Lobby doko
>>542124978V B IS V N TL V B V I
a lot of the small arms in the game are so bad. do they even want these balanced or do they want you buying warbonds?
>>542125418like what?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242578994573/76561198006804493
>>542123987N instead of adding a whole new weapon for this effect just buff the sterilizer (and only the sterilizer) to apply the acid rain affect with its gas so it actually has a reason to exist along side the other gas stratagems
>>542125474nta but defender is one of the worst guns in the game
>>5421255933/4
>>542125770it is... but it's also not unworkable
>>5421255933/4need(You) to join
>>5421255934/4H A B E A S P L E N V M E S T
>>542125772eagle is the biggest slut in the entire super earth armed forced
>>542125735I don't like the idea of a gas weapon behaving differently than the others. The sterilizer needs a buff, but I don't think that'd be a good way to do it.
I missed the lobi
>>542125810it isn't unworkable... but it's also not unbuffable
try turret + gas mines
>>542119168GGs.
ggs
ggStrong retard energy lobby, mostly from me.
5 more days till the game is saved bois!
why did he do it??
>>542129468Erm...that's bbno$
>>542129571No, that's how joel looks.
>>542129571well obviously but im talking about joel (right hand side)
>>542129341waiting for the AMR to remain completely unchanged
>>542123987Debuff gear always has the same problem.>Throw a grenade to lower the enemy's armor>vs>Throw a grenade to blow the enemy up>call in orbital to temporarily stun an enemy>vs>call in an orbital that blows the enemy up>shoot enemy with a gun that stuns them>vs>shoot enemy with gun that kills themThe normal gas grenade dodges this by being amazing crowd control and also applying damage. (Read: blows the enemy up slowly)
>>542084092this
>>542124082yet again you've been told your idea is too similar to something already in game and you double down with your tantrum as expected
>>542123987This is probably what thermites should have been. Does some damage but lowers the armor of shit by 1 after the first few seconds, then after a bit more time passes lowers armor by 2. Capacity 8 or something.Instead it's sticky super grenades.
>>542125593GGs
>>542125593ggs
>>542115438I hear the grenade launcher *bloop* every now and again
>>542125593gg speedybros
>>542115438I swear I heard bot marching coming from somewhere once and I was scared
DOES GAS WORK ON DRAGONROACHESDOES IT WORK ON STINGRAYSI HAVE ASKED THIS EVERY OTHER THREAD FOR MONTH
>>542132110>DOES GAS WORK ON DRAGONROACHESlol>DOES IT WORK ON STINGRAYSlmao
>>542123987>stacks with acid stormKnowing swiggers, they would say it does that and then it turns out it doesn't
>>542125593
>>542132557kek it looks like its loops
And remember, no major update until the game awards
>>542132557oh so you did get out lmao
>>542130437It's a big problem that every game faces, and there's really only three ways to solve it: >make the debuff strong enough that they become competitive enough>make the debuff spammable enough that it becomes worth taking>both of the above to a smaller degreeThe current problems we have with supportive gear is that they're either too weak, have the same cooldown/stock as other stronger options, or both.Only two options haven't fallen into this trap, the supply pack and stim pistol. And that's because the supply pack is fucking busted, and stims are so strong that even weakened ones are still valuable as fuck.
>>542132850Then I paid the price for FREEDOM. As all heroes do.
>>542132647it does look like a loop lel
>sweden in favour of chat controlFUCKING SWEDES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>542130437Their point would be to let you blow enemies up easier with your weapons and that they can affect multiple targets unlike thermites, with the trade being that you have to actually shoot them.
>Decide to do some random bug missions to change things up>Get dropped into a group of low levels>Constantly dropping Orbitals/120M/500kg 2 feet away from them whenever a bug looks at them>Have to constantly dodge friendly fire with my walkerI wish difficulty 7+ was level locked
>>542133319You know it's bad when none of the balt countries agree with each other
>>542133367sounds based bugs are already too easy
>>542133367>he doesn’t enjoy playing with newdiversMaybe you should stick to solo
Swigger status?
>bugniggers jobbing on Erata Prime when Ursica XI is free real estate
>>542133319>common French L
>>542133975>fighting on lame ass desert Erata when kino supreme jungle fighting is right there on Bore RockCouldn’t be me
>>542133970https://files.catbox.moe/kwtboh.mp4
>>542134204Macron would put a camera in every home if he couldt. frog
>>542133319>DKÅrh for helvede nu gør de det igen
>>542134756Is it true that he's a puppet, is possibly retarded, and was married off to an illuminati troon?>video games
>botniggers are MOnkeysit makes so much sense now...only MO niggers care about being good niggers for massa Joel.
>>542134625literally me
>>542135804There are many things he can be criticized and hated for without delving into /pol/ schizo babbleBut yes he is possibly retarded
>>542133319It's so fucking tiresome watching Europeans rush to tighten their slave collars.
>take autocannon>winsit's literally that shrimple
>>542136038at least they don't have a dictator like the US yet
>>542133319I am tired of western elites dicksucking China and trying to make our countries be like them
>>542136038s-shut up zigger! we must combat russian influence!
>>542133319Based, dumb niggers shouldn't be making dumb statements on the internet. I for one welcome China-tier firewall and internet surveillance until anti-intellectualism no longer exist
>>542136373>implyingyou literally get arrested for posting memes of your country's leader(s) in the EU
>>542136648sure thing buddy
>>542136434And fuck you too, the west having retards for leaders doesn't make Putin any better.
>>542136648ok bro
>>542136813Never said he was, you nigger cattle are using ziggers as excuse to ack yourself marching to slow and painful drone execution. speaking of, drone warbond doko
>>542136931>mads mikkelsenwat
>>542136038>>542136373>>542136648https://files.catbox.moe/2cgbo2.mp4
>>542070790Uma bellies? In my hdg?
>>542136938You're implying the Russians are not the aggressors and that Europe shouldn'ttry to defend itself, therefore you are yourself a zigger. Commit suicide posthaste.
>>542136931kek these burgers are projecting hardimagine calling yourself the king of free speech and then getting sent to a concentration camp for a shitty meme making fun of a politican
>>542136373>we don’t have a dictator>we have a dozen unelected and unaccountable bureaucrats to make decisions for us>totally different
>>542137240>I don't understand how the EU works therefore it's a dictatorship
>>542137240Video games
>>542136931
>>542137189>s-shut up zigger! we must combat russian influence!
>>542137446>whataboutismyep it's a zigger
>>542137435Burgers, you missed the chance to take him out back and put him down...
>>542137446Yes we fucking must. Only a blind retard would think they're innocent little pitties who are just going to take a little slice of Ukraine and then sing Kumbaya afterwards. Once again, kill yourself.
>>542137435damn he based
>>542137483>whataboutism out of nowhere
>>542137928>can't make an argument>post wojakholy election refugee, stop projecting and return to reddit
I'll just go get some dinner and leave this to the truth enforcers, they better solve in when I'm back, my taxed super credits fund their asses
>>542137928Yeagerists were based as fuck
>>542133319Wouldn't the ECJ still shut it down? Probably in a couple of years but still
>>542137753any day now they will take norway >>542138097>no u embarrassing ngl
>>542137353I’ll just be happy when they contain you niggers to a little of the corner of the internet where I never have to hear from you again.
>Get tired of doing city missions>Wonder why nobody is doing these orange map missions on the other side of the planet>Get matched with a level 5 and a level 6>One doesn't fill out his strategems before readying up>The other brings both the MMG and the HMG for double the dakka>Whatever, should be fine>Wait what do you mean "fire tornado warning">Giant column of fire parks on top of our evac objective for like 5 minutes>Lowbies spend the entire time feeding both themselves and like 20 civilians into the furnaceI seem to have discovered why nobody was playing these missions
>>542138175I will clap when Trump erects the great american firewall and you get sent to a concentration camp for calling him an orange online
>>542138282I don’t care what you do lmao
>>542136774>>542136931>>542137059I am not an amerilard burgerstani btw
I for one believe that all sides are irredeemably retarded and the only valid path forward for humanity is a nuclear holocaust.
>>542137186pudgy carboloaded horsegirl made for cross country MAREathons
>>542138257I had fun with tornado city last night, but it was only with two pubs since I was playing with a buddy. Seeing like 100 voteless and a few fleshmobs get incinerated was pretty satisfying
>>542138257Flame tornadoes aren't even an environmental hazard, they are sentient beings that follow players and intentionally change paths to destroy emplacements & hold objectives. Also am I crazy or did this game used to have meteor showers? I remember them being horseshit around release and I took a year hiatus and now it's like they never existed.
>>542138558factual explosive
>>542138558that's highly unlikelywe're returning to authoritarian societies right now. democracies are the execption for human societies, and we are living in the age to see just why that is.
>>542138859So, the only path forward is a nuclear holocaust.
>>542138859There are no democracies anymore, only bureaucracies
>>542138667Meteor showers still existThere's>ion storms>acid storms>meteor showers>volcanic activity>ground tremors>sandstorms/blizzards>fire tornadoes
Eliminate Squith. Decapitate Squith. Roundhouse kick a squid into the abyss. Slam dunk a Squithling into the waste disposal. Crucify vile Squith. Defecate in a Squith's ink reservoir. Launch Squith into the void. Stir-fry Squith in an oil pan. Toss Squith into a cosmic whirlpool. Urinate into a Squith's feeding tentacle. Judo throw Squith into a smelting plant. Twist Squith heads off. Report Squith to the Galactic Enforcers. Karate chop Squith in half. Curb stomp rebellious Squithlings. Trap Squith in gravitational fields. Crush Squith under a dropship. Roast Squith on a plasma grill. Feast on Squith. Dissect Squith. Exterminate Squith in the arena. Stomp Squith eyes with reinforced boots. Cremate Squith in anti-gravity furnaces. Lobotomize the forgotten Squith. Mandatory eradication protocols for Squith. Grind Squithlings in the xenobiology lab. Drown Squith in molten metal. Incinerate Squith with starfire. Kick old Squith off a space dock. Feed Squith to interstellar beasts. Slice Squith with a plasma blade.
>>542138978Maybe? If Russia really collapses we might just get something like that
>>542138558>>542138978Yes, and then from the ashes - Managed Democracy.
>>542138667Meteor showers still exist but because of Joel and his fire tornado fetish every MO planet needs to have them
We will fight on Curia once again soon
>>542139021Use bioweapons on the squithSlice infant squith into calamariDropkick pregnant squith into bug nests
New drawing :)
The inevitable fate of the last infant squith.
>>542139968cute :)
dedgame
>>542139968nice one but im still waiting for a Eagle wife drawing form you
>>542140075mukbang niggers are so disgusting
>>542140075So that's how they were defeated in Equality-On-Sea...
>>542136931he had drugs retard
What's the best strategem to run for dealing with tripods? I don't have the +1 eagle useage yet because I'm still new
>>542140348Maybe one day, for now you'll have to do with this old drawing.
>>542141383probably EATs or just shooting their hip joint with the MMG while pronethe AMR would probably also work on the hipautocannon if you're level 10 might honestly work best desu
>>542140075>>542140593No one hates mukbang more than me.Kill mukbang niggers, behead mukbang niggers, kick mukbang niggers into the concrete.
d10 anysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242596510651/76561198027910192
>Be me>Jorkin' my Solo Silo on the Super internet to Super Porn>Notice pops up "Alert! You've hit your daily pornography limit!">Havnt launched my rocket yet>"Maybe if I'm quick they wont notice" I think to myself>Click "Hot leandiver eating beans">Entire screen turns into a giant exclamation point>"A DEMOCRACY OFFICER HAS BEEN NOTIFIED AND IS EN ROUTE TO YOUR LOCATION!! PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE!!!">Sweetlibery.jpg>Seconds later they kick down my door>They beat me and send me to a re-education camp
>>542141383None of the red stratagems will give you a good time.Strip the shield with a primary then aim for the section between the top of the leg and the body (the big glowing light is a scam). MG43 can do it, but it takes a while. AMR is maybe 5 or so shots. Same concept with all the support weapons. AC is good except for the times you need to reload and you have a bunch of voteless and fleshmobs riding your dick.
>>542142618>didn't beat you off and send you off to Oshaunebaka ngmi
Annihilate Squith. Cleave Squith in two with a mighty axe. Roundhouse kick a Squith into oblivion.
>>5421422922/4
>>542142618>"Hot leandiver eating beans">swedish company>guy named joelchecks out
>>542142292>recon lightfag>getting pussy>being able to take pussylol
>>542143203God dammit I'm in the shower
>>542143375get off your phone and scrub your balls
>>542143375STOP POSTING IN THE SHOWER AND JOIN ASAPBTW3/4
>>542142292FVLL
>>542071007I went with fire proof armor and dickle + Las Dagger+ shield backpack + laser cannon + laser turret.Fun as hell. Surprisingly effective against everything (except the warping fighter planes)One anon commented; wow, you really like lasers!
>>542141383Dealing with tripods is generally a low priority because they’re slow as shit, and are easy to dodge since they aim where you were a second ago instead of right at you.That said, if you want to kill them anyway, EAT/RR/AMR/AC/Variable are some of the more efficient options. With EAT/AMR/AC you aim for the joint connecting the leg to the main body, with Variable you need to hit the eye dead center on Total mode, and with the RR you can just hit the hull directly.Some people use the Commando but I almost never take it so I don’t have it’s breakpoint against tripod leg joints memorized, should be 2 shots though, possibly 1
>>542142292This drawing was clearly traced over the ingame 3D modelsWhich begs the question, why even bother drawing and not just render it in 3D
>VE MUST GAZ ZE SQUIDZ>VE MUST BURN ZE BUGZ>VE MUST SPILL OILZ>VITH ME HELLDIVERZ, I SHALL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANZ TO UZE FULL FORCEZ
>>542144362mein Fuhrer
>>542144362I would say to myself: "Man, this Super President is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what I'm gonna do… What am I gonna do? I'm Super President's top guy. What am I gonna do? Super President chose me to annihilate the squids!"
Remember that time during the super earth in invasion when they killed the super president then quickly closed that storyline in a few hours by saying another one was immediately elected and it had absolutely no bearing on the invasion or story line at all and still doesn't
>>542145315They're building up to the reveal that the squids have turned him into a super voteless
>>542145315>they killed the super president then quickly closed that storyline in a few hours by saying another one was immediately electedIts unironically because they couldnt get the vote system to work in-game or something. Although the more likely reason is theyre swedes and were afraid how everyone would think they support neo-nazis if everyone voted super hitler in.
>>542144102huh, I woulda thunk the laser cannon would've melted the interlopers
>>542144313bait used to be believable
>>542145315>>542145763wasn't there some cut content about voting?
play helldivers 2 with me steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242600648183/76561197993853021
Why are red AT stratagems so terrible? OPS needs a direct hit and has way too long of a CD, ORC kills one heavy before fucking off for 3 minutes, rocketpods miss constantly, orbital pissbeam has a long CD and limited usesNone of these measure up to fucking EATs, or the cuck chair, or a rocket sentry
>>542146216How is it bait? Aside from the faces, you can tell it was traced. There's nothing wrong with using 3d models as a reference for perspective, but you should at least freestyle a bit just so you actually learn? He even drew in the Liberator clipping into the arm.
>>542146725the wiki is updated thoughbeit
>>542146863Because they're strong when they work>OPSIt's one shell out of a 380mm barrage iirc, maybe a 120mm, so it doesn't actually have to hit something directly to do a bunch of dmg>ORCIt can't miss and can be used to 1-shot roaches, regardless of where it hits them, but yeah 3min is a little long>rocket podsYeah these things fucking suck after they "fixed" them, you got me there>Orbital laserHonestly pretty strong considering it can clear 90% of a megafortress all by itselfThe EATs or ATE or RS all feel better because you have more agency in their use
>>542146795Holy fuck this game is deadprove me wrongsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242600648183/76561197993853021
>>542147696Not completely, no. It doesn't properly list the effects of like half the attachments, or even mention how they affect sway.
>>542147889we're all burnt out from fighting squids and we're waiting for the patch in 4 days plus there's already a fvll lobby up you GOOFdiver
>>542147889ded gaemoctober patch will be the final nail in the coffin
Is that MF who bakes oatmeal raisin and toffee cookies still around
>>542148375It's only been like 3 or 4 weeks, surely he's around
>>542146863Orbitals aren't very good for AT, but Eagle airstrike and 500kg are pretty strong
>>542146863>"Why are red AT stratagems so terrible?">lists the worst red AT stratagems
>>542147889processing shaders right now
>>542148562>500kgKills two heavies and then its on a 2 minute cooldownMeanwhile EATs can kill 3 heavies every 60 seconds
>>542149017>>542149017>>542149017>>542149017>>542149017fresh hellbread
>bf6 goes live>pubs are suddenly good
>>542148991>three heavies>two shots with a tiny radiusExplain
>>542149146someone isnt thinking with hellpods
>>542145763>Although the more likely reason is theyre swedes and were afraid how everyone would think they support neo-nazis if everyone voted super hitler in.This is the correct answer. From the 3 leaked choices, super hitler would have won in a landslide.
>>542144292Commando is 1 rocket to a joint which is why it's better then EATs against Squids if you're not going whale hunting
