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>he rolled for Gold Shitty
LOVE FUCKING TEIO
>>542079253>eclipse ran at 91 km/h>was so good that most believed he never actually fully exerted himself during his races>this was at a time when 3-4 mile runs were the standard so he was runnin up to 4800 meters in a race and still coming out completely dominant>had an enlarged heart and passed on the trait to secretariat, his descendant can any uma compete with eclipse
The Queen
>>542079608None cause older horses get a mythological buff like Fate
>marked
>>542079608i think kincsem is the only who could hold a candle to him, or compete against, but different eras
>>542079717>born during a solar eclipseyeah that checks out
>>542079608>eclipse ran at 91 km/hThis sounds like bullshit.
Marked? Like I give a shit.
>he rolled for summer maru
I had a dream...
>he rolled with his dickhaha I'd never spend my precious rolls like that...
>>542079798i decided to look at the source for the claim, and yeah, even they call bullshit on it, but in a respectful way
>>542079732I don't get it.
I roll with my wallet
>Go into Main Chapter 4 thinking not much of Brian>Was expecting to have a big turn around on her character, much like I did with Biwa Hayahide, Narita Taishin and Winning Ticket>Come out of Main Chapter 4 caring even less about Brian but caring more about Hishi Amazon and Biwa Hayahide>In fact that small cameo of Twin Turbo gassing out was more entertaining than the entirety of the chapterDoes Chapter 5 get better?
Woo just got my highest TT score of 448k after adding a quick B+ Haru to fill out my dirt slots. Do I actually have a chance to making it to class 6 with this score?
>>542079978I had a dream within a dream within a dream
>no rainbows>end up 2nd in most races>best sparks for ace>terrible end productAnother day, another wasted 3 borrows
>>542079608>The fastest recorded galloping speed is 55 mph (88.5 km/h).>eclipse ran at 91 km/hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>542079986Worth it
>>542080073Yeah unfortunately Brian’s chapter is just so fucking boring. Suzuka is next I think and the writing in general picks up a lot from there thankfully
>>542080036Baka
>readingNah I'm good senpai.
Satono Diamond stole her schtick from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QcS6BCgJVU
how do you see this? is this exclusively only for danchou?
>>542080073Uma is not known for it's story, bro. Why do you think everyone keeps talking about the real horses instead?
>>542080243but... what do you do in the thread anon?
>>542079986Day 1 I rolled with my heartThen I rolled with my dick (BRian).
>>542080283how do you want me to see it?
>>542080283Yes, we hire deep darkweb firewall framework hackers who can steal the information from cygames database
>>542080108not sure how class 5 is but class 6 retention is around 484k, if you don't mind you will probably reach 6 (again not sure) but will need to scout actual wit comps to consistently stay there, otherwise you can just jump between 5 and 6
>>542080251Being hot, rich, and utterly desirable isn’t a shtick
>>542080283You need a cygames gold account for the Power BI dashboards
>>542080108Retention is like 470k. If you make it, you will be fighting to not get pushed out immediately
why does he do it?
>>542080473Danchou's wet dream...
>danchou melty
Once you have an entire TT squad of A+ Umas, you run in to Witkek teams every single day. The people who got to higher A+ and S are essentially Witkeks. It stays comfy from thereon.
what did golshi mean by this
>>542080580he enjoy cunny
>>542080430>>542080465I'll be happy to just make it there. I currently have 3 x B+ umas and an empty slot for sprint, so maybe over time I can improve the score.
DANCHODE KICK THE LEECHES
>>542080580a fillie enjoyer chad
>>542080580where is that stay gold comic when i need it
>>542080389>>542080395>>542080441very funny
I only fap to umas who I have spent time in a hot springs with
>>542080563Hey! I was looking at that tummy!
>>542079380>Next uma gaslighting>New uma Release Date Revealed>Hype>uma ReleasedNo one was hyping up Gold City, especially since she's right before Summer Maruzensky.>1st Day circlejerk>ult/story complaintsAt best we got anons reading her story and screenshotting her lines where she calls you a whole bunch of insults at once.>Anger About having to sparkThat's like calling out a person for breathing or eating or drinking water>Comparison to Previous Better umasNo one was hyping up Gold City in terms of meta value, so no one really compared her to anyone>CM Cup shitflingingNo argument, simply an unfortunate effect of having a direct competitive mode
>>542080580goldship the funny chungus?... is a diddy ahh blud?ah naw cygames are cooked fr :skull: :skull:
I like MusumeUma now
>>542080803Why is she holding a dildo in her hand?
>>542080631depending on who you have you can convert someone like air groove or silence suzuka into sprinters, but that also depends if you can cover the spots they'll leave, i'm sure with your current score you'll reach 6 tho!
>>542080803Did you just erm ackshually a shitpost?
>>542080790So I’m only allowed to fap to Ryan, Vodka, and Falco?
>>542080473>>542080283you could gather all the autists from all the /uma/ clubs and put them together to get a S club or higher
>>542080580They beat his meat with the watering can.
>>542080073Suzuka gets a banger theme. Listen to this absolute kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEY0l5F7lwg
erm actually smart falcon dirt races are hype too and they actually have fans and you shouldn't dismiss them entirely in fact you can even be the oguri cap or seabiscuit for dirt races in japan
>>542080803anon, its not that deep...
>>542080993All star clubs never work out, haven't you learned this from when every sports club have tried this at least once in their life?
>>542080790>Creek and MaruNot bad options
>>542080625 >>542080683can you not be a cringelord for one second pedophile
>>542080803anon, its so deep...
>>542080963If you want to, I do it so I can feel I earned it
Remember, your first hot springs uma is your official wife.>b-but bakus-That's your fault. Shouldn't have been a desperate dumb falcon trying to win career that badly.
>>542081063People care about dirt races, they just don’t care about Smart Falcon
>>542081118oh nyo
>>542080993There already is an S /uma/ club, Dumb Falcon.
>>542081118nope
prior to this i already had bride mayano. kinda funny that i also have bride air groove, but now i'm missing the og versions of air groove and grass wonder
>>542081118No.
>>542081147>Rice ShowerI don't think I can marry my daughter
>>542081051
>>542081147I'm not marrying Maruzensky
>>542081147She wasn't even my first career win, she just decided to bakushin my virginity first...
Tosen Jordan absolutely fucks black stallions
>>542081147i am ok with this
>accidentally made my sub-ace stronger than my oshiits over
>>542079814My wife and my auntie
>>542081118Goldship has slept with thousands of 2 year olds
>>542080073It takes a lot of talent to fumble such a classic sports storyline
>>542081147I don't even remember
How the fuck someone who doesn't even make 1M per day is allowed to stay in a A+ club is beyond me
>>542081147What if I don't have a hotsprings uma yet?
>>542080563Ugly>>542080803>No one was hyping up Gold City,So true. Just like how nobody hyped up Taishin right
>>542081118What's this weird fascination for throwing around the worst pedophile nowadays.
The real main story kino starts when it's about the Golden Generation. Just hodl, READbros.
I did a 10 roll on gold city and got dupe boboClearly she loves ojisans more
>>542081264I’m glad my dick edit is still around
>>542081331You mean she's the one dicking the black stallions, she was the boss of the gym irl
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>542081118You don't belong here
>>542081509Don't hurt me
>>542081504Bourbon’s body is insane
>>542081503this looks kino so yeah i'll be there to read
Will parent borrowing ever get an upgrade? I've had the same 9* Stam Uma as my parent since before the first CM and I still get all 100 CP most days.Feels like I have no reason to change the parent.
>>542079869That's against the rules
Is Biwa Hayahide's head really that big...?
>>542081682with time the white sparks will matter more, but i don't think a direct upgrade will be received
Why do people keep posting the same photos of Gold City's story if so "many" people rolled for her as per this general?I'm beginning to...
>>542081706It's not. It's ginormous.
>>542081503
>>542081641hags that disguise themselves as students to rape young trainers
Rules? Like I give a shit.
>>542081497Pedophilia is bad yes, but I honestly don't get how that word is being thrown around like it's enough to shut someone down entirely. And it's being thrown nonchalantly towards people who jack off to drawings. Meanwhile we have people who prey on children in power and they stay in there.
>>542081792As per the general internet, you will mostly hear about fags who did something and rarely the people who didn't.
>
>>542081896nowadays people see anime characters who look young and call them pedophile, its sad
>>542081147>first successful run: Bourbon>first hot springs: BourbonGood.
>>542081682What does this expression convey?
>>542082003imagine the smell
Bros are we going to play the new upcoming Horse Racing Manager on steam?
>>542081147>Tachyonso lucky
>>542081147I'm going to go broke
I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to screamUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>542081792I didn't roll for her if that makes you feel any better
>>542081896Let's stop attacking pedophiles
>>542082063Need to make some future triple crown winners with Bourbon so bad
WHAT THE HECK, DON'T GIVE TWIN TURBO THAT DEBUFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING TORAINA-SAN!
>>542082129>launches in 3 hours>no price tag yet>esl-tier english all over the steam pagehmmm, nyo
>>542082175>hey why are you attacking these people who aren't actually doing anything harmful to real people? go turn your attention to those who actually harm real people!>retard takes it as "Let's start ignoring those who harm real people!"many such cases
>>542081147eeeeeeeez
>>542081147At least it's not Umamusume A. That bitch ugly.
>>542081792It's easy (You)bait. Do you really want me to post about how Gold City invites you to the love hotel
>>542081147It's the one you had the most tickets with actually
>>542082460Where did her ears go?
https://twitter.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1974155665938788832
>>542082485That's clearly El Condor Pasa you blind idiot. Look at her mask.
>>542080004Dia paizuri.
>>542082494Hidden, like a normal human being.
I'm sick and tired of you faggots calling me Dumb Falcon. Some of you guys are alright, don't come to /uma/ tomorrow.
>>542082559>anon can't read
>>542082003
>>542081147It was Ulala but I accidentally skipped over it so it doesn't count.
>>542082312>esl-tier english all over the steam pageReminds me of this odd school management thing. The game is actually quite enjoyable, but It's clearly not made by Japs or English speaking people.>>542082548NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.
bunnies>uma
>>542082683I played that one. Game is easy that it's more like a cute sandbox than anything. Academia: School Simulator is better if you want a real school management game.
You should be honest and apologize.
>>542082768What did he mean by that?
>>542082661Which T-Doll is this?
>>542082790okay i'll bite, why is the girl from bunny garden walking around while drunk? and how is she still in one piece after being hit by two cars?
Make a quiet exit.
Man I gotta say, Bouquet’s racing outfit is really beautiful and suits her so well. What are your favorite uma racing outfits so far?
>>542082808Well yeah, I only said that it's enjoyable and better than one would think. Never cared much about Academia, but the last time I played was forever ago.
Just eat ze fucking vegetables already Sweep Tosho you brat.
>>542082768why did bakushin think i was going to have new years sex with her
>>542082809yada
Tama sexo
>>542082938>anon can't survive a car crashngmi
Let's have lunch first.
>>542082808>>542082683You guys know any simulator game where you do research like in Ruri Rocks? I recently watched that anime and the whole process of looking for the sapphire sounds like it could be fun as a gameUma musume.
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>542082945
>>542082548
>>542082945I really like dia’s and her stupidly large sleeves
>>542083036My cute wife, that will NEVER EVER be!
>>542083036Why does she wear the hoodie over her school uniform? Does she want to look homeless
Mejiro making
guess who's having hot gay sex at the hot springs
>>542083334How else would you wear it?
Do I go for it?
>>542083387based boyfaggot lover
"Emperor..." what a joke...
>said yeppers IRLi think it's time to seek psychological help
>>542083413I wouldn't
>>542079380Oguri is evil!
>>542083460Did you wear a button-up collared shirt and take a rolling suitcase to school?
>>542083545Yes. Why?
>>542083385Feels so good making Mejiros
>>542083439no train wit instead
>>542083036>>542083169Cute
>>542083545No but no one else at Tracen wears a weird ass hoodie
>>542083617I like how she wears the jacket in non G1 races
>>542083629She gets cold. So what?
>0lb kitasan>1lb super creekWhich one should I take for the selector? How many lb crystal dupes do we get from half anni?
>>542083617Imagine not liking this gal, what a gigantic faggot one must be.>>542083629>Stop being different reeeeeeeee
>>542083597We don't like fag sex here
>>542083629She runs cooler than other umas! She needs someon- er, something, to warm her up anon!
>>542083807McQueen looks closer to a boy than Ryan
>>542083610too late
>>5420837321 selector 1 limit breakerso just do lb3 super creek and perma borrow kitasan, roll for kitasan rerun later.
>>542082945Yukino Bijin has the best one imo
>Train me, or else>You would be wise to train meWell, /uma/?
>>542083874>watermark>that quality/resnyooo
>>542083901You ain't fooling anyone, Teio
>>542083617too skinny. Now this, this is peak uma performance whether you like it or not.
>>542083387remember to use protection
I actually had a god roll on inspirations, all I needed was a few rainbows.
For fan farms, do I just ignore this have stats carry me?
>>542084014Damn, Tracen has both condoms and a PMC. Is Tracen a Zaibatsu?
>>542082398AI gen cp basically solved pedophilia anyway. There's no argument against it other than moralfagging and it should look just like real cp at this point.Nothing different between jerking off to AI gen and loli. Of course fucking an actual kid is still bad, I'm only talking about porn.
>>542083965Don't look at me, I just stole a bunch of Dicta screenshots from twitter, I'm too lazy to take my own
>>542083982You're just into fatties is all, tho I have those images saved as well.
Isn't this already exist in the global carat shop?
>>542084184They reset them every half anni
>>542084104Not any school can have families like the Mejiro and the Satono among its ranks
>>542083982>that bellypeak
>no hype for cancer cupWhat went wrong?
>>542084236Cygenerous... I can keep supporting the best game
>>542084264Any other reasonable school would turn down a renowned family of rapists.
>>542084184>Isn't this already existHoly ESL, Batman!
>>542084236based based based
>>542084236Thank you for taking my money so graciously Cygenerous!
>>542084094You get a higher fan bonus with a better mood
If Uma maintenance is only one hour then why the fuck is granblue maintenance EIGHT hours
>>542084419Since when? The game only talks about increased Training Efficiency.
>>542084236Now I feel like having to clear them out before the anni, they're really good at this fuck>>542084323It's supposed to be>Doesn't this already existright? My bad
>>542084453Crazy amounts of rigging is happening behind the scenes.
>>542084469he's gaslighting you
>>542084312>>542084383>>542084389>>542084520
>>542083951Better bento on the right
>>542084236>Can buy them every 4 months instead thanks to the accelerated scheduleDolphins eating good
Cap is now unstoppableCafe is a little shit, never getting wet
>>542084296I played room matches and saw it's a complete RNG fest even if you are using the supposed "consistent" strategy of frontrunners, why be excited
>>542084520>right?Correct.>>542084569Sounds like /uma/
What causes skill hints to not proc? It's happened several times.
>>542084520>Now I feel like having to clear them out before the anniI'm glad I'm not the only one who's feeling this way
>>542084590Arigreato Gozaithankyou!
>>542084676you have to kiss your screen 4 times for them to appear
>>542084590your disgusting ugly mug is gone, fired evenleave
>>542084676Luck
>>542084676Are you watching all the winning concerts? If you don't watch your trainee's concerts, sometimes they feel hurt, and even if they don't show it they'll tell their friends, who will refuse to give you the hints because of it.
>>542084236finally, my mark of shame can be hidden
>>542084453I would say the bigger money machine gets privileges
Why did Vodka run Derby instead of Oaks anyway? What happened to Triple Tiara
>>542084094Yes, but it isn't really stats that carry you but Angling and Scheming. So long as you have 600 Speed and Stam you should be able to win majority of races so long as you have Angling and Scheming.Anything else is less consistent but still doable.
for some time i was reading oguri's title as starlight beast instead of starlight beat but honestly beast sounds better and she is indeed a god damned beast
>>542084676The game needed a 5829164th layer of RNG to fuck you, please understand.
>>542084676>>542084910This and don't skip to race results
>>542084296Rng isn’t fun, at least the previous CM’s had clear win conditions
>>542084520Looks like the sMaru banner is the best way to clear them out on, saves you a spark before the riko/nature/kitasan rerun
>>542084994McQueen... What a joke.
>>542084941Daiwa had won Shuka so no Tiara for Vodka anyways
>>542084951I use the ogurin for dirt races, hence why the mood hits awful after so many races
>>542084923You'll fall for it again, don't worry
>>542084991>Rng isn’t funIt's exactly what makes it fun. Seeing a Taishin proc Iron to Red Shift, seeing Curren activate #LookAtCurren at the perfect time, seeing Suzuka manage to take the lead over Seiun and Dumb Falcon is more fun than GoldShit just winning with Anchors.
>>542084296This CM is so fucking RNGpilled that it fucking hurts.>They brought a Blockushin? Lose.>Didn't Proc Groundwork? Lose.>Didn't Proc A&S? Lose.>Didn't get enough Mid Velocity skills? Lose.>Did everything right but that Late Surger with 200 less speed and power than you procced On Your Left and Iron? Lose.>Was it your Late Surger that procced everything but their Taishin procced Encroaching into Red Shift and didn't get brocked? Lose.
>>542084941>>542085089Oka sho*Which Daiwa won too.
Didn't chinks and gooks get 5+ borrows on their servers early on? Why the fuck are we still stuck at 3?
Hanshin Juvenile Opera Os...?
>>542085282huge heads
Bros what the FUCKAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542083597I want fag sexgimme sauce
why didnt tachyon just tell the others she broke her foot
>>542085375Please enable the agenda I just missed a ton of races for my parent run
>>542085246So your team is just one front runner and she has 200 wit? Sounds like a you problem.
>>542085509she has no friends who will care genuinely
>>542085520>he hasn't already memorized when the races happen
Stop forcibly taking my energy away with awful SSR events that I don't have in my deck game.
>>542085509Neuroticism and a superiority complex. You can't show weakness to the sheeple, anon!
>Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta.Jannies acting uppity again, like they actually care for the rules.
>>542085606The sad thing is I have memorized when they are, I just forget to look at the calendar up top until it is too late.
>>542085780
>>542085823
Bros my Seuin relies on concentration as a third skill for groundwork. Is that okay? I thought it always procced but someone mentioned wit activation a few threads ago and now I’m not sure. I’ve literally never seen it not proc but she has about 550 wit so I’m not sure if I’m just gambling without even knowing.
>>542085823Mambo danchou what are you doing
>>542085375Finally getting rid of the bots
>>542083387Should've been me
huh
>>542086000>Implying implications
>>542085963Both Focus and Groundwork are wit checks. It means you're gambling on two skills instead of one.
>>542086071human pussy
>>542085963It has a wit check, you can go look on gametora, it's not the worst thing but it will probably lose you some races
>>542085282CUTE
>>542086071threesome together with Creek
Who's it gonna be?
>>542086137Ya. Exclusively for me.
>>542081118Never.
>>542085282Oguri likes touching minors
>>542086243BWO? YOUR BRIGHTNESS!?
>>542086243air groove
>>542086376Sorry I'm streaming it and have HDR on.
>>542086443>I have HDR onThen you took the effort to gamma correct, look at you.>And streamingBut why... with HDR on as well, in a game that doesn't even natively have it.
I want to divorce my uma.
I want to marry my uma
>>542085082
>>542086247Me and super creeks trainer I'm a horse
I want to elope with my uma
>doing fan run with oguri so I don't get kicked out of club>try the asahi fillies>get blasted and end in 10th>run the hopeless stakes next turn>first placethe fillies were strong
I'm sorry Satono Diamond I would rather train Kitasan Black.
>>542086441
>>542086743It is off to Epsatono Island for you
I really love when I get a connection error at the very end of a career and it skips the sparks screen.
>>542081497>>542081896My theory is that it's a gaslight operation to criminalize anime fans and detract attention from groups that really do itNotice how they shame lolicons as "pedos" but never furries as "zoophiles"And how the focus is on the pedo allegations against fictional entities, but not against bad actors irl, or in protecting victims from real dangerI'll leave it at that and won't dig into it anymore because of the implications on politics and I don't want another ban for off topic reporting faggotsDo you guys think fillies remain deliciously small until the end of their lives or they end up as washed up hags like the rest?
>>542086743Sorry but they come in a bundle
>>542086637why in the fresh fuck would you burry your face on a horse's nuts or crotch in general
el Satoniño...
>>542086896their body change before giving birth since they would die otherwise
>>542086937beast_rimming
If you had the choice to breed with Mejiros or Satonos, who would you guys choose?
>>542085282still smaller heads than hayahide
>>542087107there are 7 Mejiros but only 2 Satonos, I think the answer is obvious
>>542086637Why are white women like this?
>>542087107Neither. Naritas are hotter.
man she's intense
>>542086937Because white woman
>>542085236Thankfully we're back to golshi game next CM>anchor's into condor fury into let's pump/flowery move into red shift/shooting into thine emperor into winwow so fun!
>>542087208
>>542087107Can I choose the Mejiros but just breed Dober 24/7
>>542086637Is there a whole genre of videos of horse girls (white women) doing "stunts" on their horses like this showing off?
>That feel when I have reading problems and didn't realize that Maverick is based on strategy not on if other people have Maverick
>>542087318cutie
>>542087375My Maveric proc'd like 90% of the races last CM, nobody bothers with it
>>542087375are you the one that double circled marverick
>>542087318yes like that
>>542087190based
>>542087208She’s so Sirius
>>542085963
>>542087014Silly anonThere's c-section now
>>542087318>>542087375>That feel when I have reading problemsJust like half of america>>542087395Great taste!
>>542087375WHAAAAT
>>542087350*Woof*
>>542087439but thats literally not how maverick works, its based on end/ls/pace/front. You're describing Lone wolf, fool.
>>542087489>t.
>>542087208>>542087350ARF ARF
>>542087179Bro?
>>542087498Doesn't Angling have to proc a skill check too? I feel like fronts are super inconsistent if you're depending on focus
Mayano Top Cun
>>542087694I mean as playable umas
>>542087743DisgustingWhat redhead wears pinkShe should take it off
>>542083169Why is she a never ever? Is she also owned by that Deep Impact guy?
>>542086896>Do you guys think fillies remain deliciously small until the end of their livesUmas canonically reach their "optimal form" and stay like that until the end of their life so yes they do stay that small.
>>542087743this brat harass you for over 3 years and Tracen doesn’t do anything
>>542087706angling seems to have a very high proc rate as long as the condition is met
>>542087107>want to breed Dia>want to breed ArdanHow does a man decide
Wait what do you mean go DOWN? FRIENDSHIP CAN GO DOWN?
>>542087861imagine liking an uma called Soccer Boy
L'arc
>>542087937Why not both?Fucking betas
>>542087881imagine having a mom that looks like Nishino Flower having a child that looks like Ramonu
>>542087861They don't own the rights for the actual horse, and even if they get it now, they would never just rename her, instead creating a whole new character.In other words: The one we know and love will never come to the game.
>>542087992SHOULD'VE SENT IKEZOEIT WAS RIGGED
>>542087706All non-green skills you purchase require wit checks to activate.
>>542088015t.
>>542087924A wit check is still a wit check you, lower wit means you can fail angling if its inherited
>>542087970Say mean things, lose friendsWhat's not to understand
Finally, after 3 months... a monostat 9*...
Any umas out there that owe me sex?
DANCHOU IS PLAYING BLUE PROTOCOL INSTEAD OF FARMING FANS.
>>542087905THIS BRAT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY
>>542087509
>>542088021good thing I not watching the anime then
>>542088017I mean, Stay Gold has like dozens of children and she's one of the smallest umas in the game so you don't need to imagine.
>>542088105And yet I fucked both your umas fucking beta cuck
>>542087970Yes. She doesn't like it if you pick the bottom option.
You're a virgin.
>>542088151My danchou is playing BF6
>>542088196Why did so many umas breed with this hobo
>>542088245a virgin is more valuable than a slut nowadays
>>542088178What a weird thing to say, after pretending to care about the character.
>>542088390oops I forgot to say I'm not that anon
Are cards like Fine Motion or Super Creek worth using at 0LB?I've had a creek sitting on my account forever and just got my first fine motion, but maybe they're like Kitasan and only worth using at max which I have to borrow because I only have the one sparked copy lol
>>542088151you still have time to quit and find a new club, i would
>>542088015I think you're getting too worked up over of this.
>>542088464What an even odder thing to do, to pretend to be another anon.
>>542088143I have 3 8* ones and that's good enough for me.
post uma musukos
>>542088575meh
>>542088575Dude, he's literally not me
anyone want to join a club pushing for A+ this month!
>>542088623>>542088640Extremely odd behavior...
>>542080473test
>>542088245I'm saving myself for Umawife
>>542088623>>542088640>>542088704
>>542088550creek is ok if you need maestro and you need that kita borrow. fm is not worth running until lb2-3.
>>542082768imagine merging in the cocoon with bakushin
>>542088609Dude in the back just gave up
>>542088165lol
coming soon
>>542088550Only Creek because Swinging Maestro is that necessary.
>>542088869Can't wait.
>>542088550I don't think Creek has ever left my dick yet.
is Teio okay?
>>542088869Not saying I hate it, but is Eishin one of the most fan remade characters in fanart and comics? I read her regular story and she really isn't that for (You) and is more of a time autist than a dork.Is her career story different?
>>542089074
>>542089096that Germany travel hooked a lot of people it seems
>>542088893Would it be a dumb move to get LB1 Creek from the ticket + uncap material instead of uncapping my LB0 Kita? I feel like getting Creek and then borrowing Kita until her rerun sounds like a better move than just coping with LB1/LB2 Kita while borrowing MLB Creek
>>542089074If you're doing that, you might as well eat her pussy out too.
>>542088151my danchode is playing v*lorant
>>542089209>that Germany travel hookedESL, please...
>>542088245What an odd thing to just blurt out without any lead up or warning.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm NOT playing goo goo babies.
>>542089339extremely odd
My danchode has been playing blue protocol all dayIt's so over for my club
>>542089375Fus Ro..
>>542089243Save the uncap until you want to MLB something
>>542089197
>>542089346This is why it is extremely dangerous for trainers to be alone with a species that is stronger and faster than they are.
>threads are longer than 3 hoursFinally oh my god. So what's the big cards coming up for the trainer who specializes in front runner parents?
>>542089263My danchou is immortal3 and is in the bottom half of farming fans. He’s not even hitting quota
I am playing goo goo babies.
>>542089443how do you know unless you have them added on steam...
>>542089527Roll Summer Maruzensky (Uma)Roll Riko/RiceRoll Valentines BourbonRoll Summer Maruzensky (Card)
>>542089598discord isn't allowed so we made a steam groupwe have about 5 members and we're planning to overthrow danchode
>>542089504>>542089527boy tummy>>542089557fuck ya gonna do, leave? LOL
I want this card so bad.
>>542089598You don't have yours added on steam for game nights? Your clan sucks
>>542089684>>542089620CUTE!>>542089738my cute luna...
>>542080108I had a bizarre 500k round today after never scoring above like 430k.Maybe there's something in the water.
>>542089641I didn't know about that card. what the fuck lol
>>542089861You probably ran into a witgod, it's more common if you raise your team rank
Fine Motion got dethroned from the monarch of Ireland...
>>542089861>>542089997I haven't seen a witgod in weeks.I think they all have rankings so high that I can't run into them anymore until I get a full squad of A+ umas.
>>542080154Horses (before foalslop) were truly a different breed.
>>542090217stop posting
I honestly wish my club had a discord or steam group. You all are rather gonna fight the ingame filter for 15 minutes and eventually give up than attempt to socialize.
>>542090139I see them a bit in A3
>>542089853!
>>542089853>>542089976>>542090056Is there any art of Opera's ears getting rubbed by trainer...
>>542083951#ChooseCurren
>>542080154My Mustang is faster
>>542090105>Its realYo wtf, why would they change that now!
>>542090264>socializeisn't that the purpose of this thread
>suddenly ear fetish posting
I just realized all the Seiun parents I built for SMaru will have to be remade starting from the grandparents because it has dogshit compatibility.
i have 1lb creekdo we ever get more uncap items? or am i going to be perma stuck at 3lb
>>542089641was comparing rice to creek and creeks not a big gap better. Still kinda confused why jpvets/fags have been saying all power cards are junk when surely everyone will continue using 1-3 for mile/sprint and maybe one for med
You're just jealous because your favorite horse has no ear rubbing art
>>542090456I'm planning on having to fully rebuild my Seiun parents every 6 months at least. I'm already seeing a big falloff in borrows the past few days.
>>542090056
>>542090530nyes
>>542090536Because you're rolling for Riko, not Rice. Rice is just the other card that happens to be okay instead of utter dogshit like Dia-chan in Kita's banner.
If Pace is bad then wouldn't it be worth to gamble on pace promotion+Maverick+A&S
>>542090456what grandparents are you using?
>>542090624Everyone calls Marusenzky and Seek the pearl hags but she is the final hag boss
>>542090680you will never overtake decently built front. might as well go for true gamba at that point.
>>542079608we really are just Fate for horses
>>542090624Wonder a cute
>>542090709The game has stages, something for everyone, just like IMAS.
>>542090671uh yea i know riko is the true goal, wasn't what i was getting at.
Do you guys do anything in the background while playing careers? I've been playing Sailwind, since it takes a while to get between islands in the tiny starter boats, and it's low attention-investment when underway unless you run into a storm.
>>542090705Pasa and Grass.
>>542090801theres literally an imas scenario https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live
>>542090624grandpa love
>>542090027I thought this was an OS joke and sat here staring at this for a minute
>>542090902im shitposting in here while doing careers because im bored out of my fucking mind grinding fans
>>542090680You're gambling on a lot of midrace skills but it's definitely doable on low-front rooms. You'll probably need curvature+double circle mile/pace corner+slipstream+ramp up+pto and even after all that I'm not sure you can overtake strong fronts because of how this track forces everyone to hug the inner rail before the corner.It's much easier to just play with lates - one furious feat proc and if you don't get blocked you just win
>>542090902I play high impact video games while I let my CPU play for me.
>>542090932>Welcome to Um@musume: Horseshoe Girls! As a producer of the idol production company 564PROOf fucking course it is>One of the VAs once accidentally said "Producer-San" at a big live event>>542090951BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA
>>542090902I usually watch youtube or something
>>542089527i actually tear up when i think about how seichan doesn't exist... am i in too deep bros
>>542090902I need to lock in or it will take 2 hrs per career
>season 1 means we will never get the Golden Gen kino anime we deservedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQf-Serpv2A
>>542090902I play Rune Factory 5.
>>542090105Why? I don't think any Irish people give a fuck.
>jackasses didn't give me ketchup
I still somehow haven't gotten the Senior Sprint Triple Crown epithet after 16ish runs
Do any other japanese horses have a world record in an race/event or is it just Almond Eye?
>>542090624I love granny so much
>>542090902Potentially.
>they didn't give me napkins either
>>542091237>grass vs spe kino was heavily compressed for the latter glazing suzuka non-stop
>>542090680Maybe really high wit is required for pace otherwise she'll lag behind fronts too much most of the time.
>>542090624She's like Maruzensky and Super Creek merged together
>>542091474Holy fucking shit she is so goddamn cute and oddly endearing.
>>542089096She's really for (You) though. Aggressively even.
>>542090902The only downtime in my careers is fucking CONNECTING... taking half a second every time.
>>542091529>>542091237we just need 1999 Tenno Sho autumn - Japan Cup - Arima movie ngl
>>542091683In career? I didn't find it so in her character story.
>Failed Maiden Race>1st place Fillies>5th place Hopeless Stakes>1st Place 2nd OP Race>No Groundwork first inspiration, nor any useful sparks of any kind at all>Migraine Mood Down into Night Owl 2 nights before Summer which isn't cured by resting>Bad Mood to start off in Summer>No stamina rainbows in Summer>Tissue from Raffle>No Groundwork spark 2nd Inspiration>Literally ZERO rainbows 2nd SummerI mean, at least everything went wrong so I wasn't even able to garner a shred of hope for this run. If I had got Mile S I'd have been mad pissed.
>>542091771
someone said uma is the labubu of gacha and weebery in general, I wanted to say he was wrong but then I couldn't think of an even more normie dogshit gacha other than genshit. Maybe I'm not as much of an outlier as I thought I was.
>>542080073they fucked up with brian because they're trying to tiptoe around the real hors's trainer's stupidity
>>542089469How often are we getting those uncaps?
>read random horse story>already cryingHOW does this game have a direct line to my heart
>>542091929Someone sure is easy to impress.
how much time until maintenance?
>>542091846who's that next to my retarded wife
>>542091929KS Miracle’s career story is unironically kino
>>542083123Kiss Seiun Sky.
>>542091836Oh I almost forgot>Seiun Sky progresses her Events to completion in Junior year, so I have fuck all stamina and she agemasens her skill>URA Director Event but don't have enough Power to get the Carrots so instead of a free +30 Energy and BOFA I get a Mood down.
Waiting for Mecha Biwa... any year now...
>>542080073just think brian's story is like fgo London chapter
>>542091998Helios
>>542091868All the genshinlikes are more popular though.Normalfags don't really *play* uma.
>>542080909Thanks for the Air groove suggestion, I just did a quick sprint build and managed to beat my old record and got 488k! I'm in disbelief. My sprint team got 114k points. I replaced my only A+ uma with an A to keep the team rank under A as I assume i'll die racing against A rank teams.
>>542091868literally just a normie retard saying (current thing) is like (current thing)as a normie myself just pay no mind to people like that>>542092006hold seiun sky's hand while you fish together on a sunday morning
>>542080073I honestly thought Top Gun would be way more relevant there considering their legendary Hanshin Daishoten
>>542091868Everything is the labubu of everything, if you think about itWhat a fucking retard
>>542092025>URA Director Event but don't have enough Power to get the Carrots so instead of a free +30 Energy and BOFA I get a Mood down.Does that event have a power requirement??
>>542092190Isn't it random?
>>542092190rng bby
>the real horse gets excited over human's pheromone, but doesn't care for other horses>first support card appearance shows her wearing nightgownWhat do they mean by this?
>>542092190It's definitely based off of your Power because it mentions you needing more power to dig the carrots up. People assume it works how Gold skills work, the higher your stat the more likely it is that you get the Gold skill if you have the option of getting a white or a gold.
I think Rice Shower is a villain.
>1050 speed by end of senior summer>only single rainbows in either speed or power until URA finaleShiraoki-sama knows better I suppose
>>542092360She's a villain because she makes my dick dastardly.
>not saving for HER banner in ???? years
>>542092360she's stolen many hearts
>>542092360I think rice fags are just as bad as tachy fags... actually, that's unfair insult to rice fags, tachy people are FAR FAR worse
i love my daughter daiwa scarlet but i was hoping she would find a big strong man to pass her genes. instead she keeps gooning and fingering herself furiously to vodka and me and tachyon can hear our daughter moan her name loudly at 2 am. her room smells like fish and i don't know what to do
Hey, Crescent Moon. Do you also come to be lost like I do?When I cover you with my hand, you shine down a soft light on me.The brightness that shines beyond dim lightsI run toward it to seek it.I stuff my mind withthe thoughts that have never left my mouthNow, my tiny prayerHas been cast under the wide sky.One day, just like you, I want to beSomeone who can care for and shine down on others.This is my secret.
reminder that rice shower gets hard countered by ooniges>lost 1992 arima because of palmer and helios>lost 1993 tenno sho because taabo was there>lost 1993 arima because palmer was there>lost 1994 arima because taabo was there
Agnes Digital is just in one month or so
>>542092782Palmer when? I wanna roll for my Gyaru wife.
>>5420904164chan is anonymous, anons here can just larp
>>542092710how did you type this without cringing to death? thats sad man
>Be Tachyfag for 4 years>Umamusume global boom happens>Group of normalfag friends start talking about and watching the anime>"Hey anon do you like Umamusume?">Pretend I don't know anything about it>Talk about which Uma is their favorite happens>"Haha anon looks like he would totally be a Guinea Pig for Tachyon">"Yeah haha he is that type of guy>"W-what no way, shut up idiots I don't even know what this franchise is">"How long have you been playing anon?">"Huh I have to go" disconnect from callThey fucking know I'm a Guinea Pig now... Fuck my life, I can't go back, and they want to meet in person for some beers this weekend.
>>542092710sorry anon but it sounds like a terminal case of girlfailure. i hope you had other kids
>>542092909Anon, I want you to take this gently, but I find it hard to believe you here.
>>542092909>Agnes reddit
>>542092909how old are you anon?
>agnes reddit>agnes 4chan
>>542092909>Be TachyfagStopped reading there
>>542092909if you're going to post this pasta at least dont use my fiancee pokke
>>542091868Autistic spreadsheet games with extreme levels of grinding are not usually normie games
>>542092909Least mentally ill Tachyon fan
>>542088021they actually do have the rights now, soccer boy is owned by shadai
>>542092943Kill yourself for posting that picture.
>>542092886Anons here are always larping like >>542092909It's a site of shit that never happened because people want to farm (You)'s and attention
>jungle twitter>reddit tachyon
>>542089074animal ears are the best
>>542093106it's until they start quitting which is already happening
>>542092360Rice is a HERO
I want Daiwa Scarlet to rape me and force her huge tits on my dick and on my mouth and force her lips on mine and her tongue onto mine while she furiously rides my dick like she's going to die if she doesn't ride it
>>542092360She killed millions with her throat, yes.
>>542093098But this aligns perfectly with Pokkefags since you can't stop thinking about Tachyon
>>542093197more like HEEL-o
>>542092909Kid, you have to be 18 to post here.>>542093182Best girl>>542093124I stand corrected on that point, but the other sadly stands true.
542093208didn't ask
>>542093197Rice is H and Ero!
>>542092909I hope you're Indonesian so this post is less embarassing
>>542093208based cow trainer
horses literally don't have rights or likeness. cygames are just fucking autistic and won't add an uma if the owner doesn't sign off, but there's nothing actually stopping them from adding deep impact or any other horse that an owner refuses to approve for umafication.
>>542093130keep sneeding>>542093231why would pokkefags like tachyon you retard
>>542093176>Bing Halo>Crystal Cafe
>>542093330>This company is just acting in good faith and wants to treat everyone involved in a friendly fashionOkay. Your point?
Which should I throw in the CM lads?
7500 x 3 = 2250022500/50 = 450 days of free pullBanners overlap with each other so it's hard to get an actual number for that, but surely 450 daily pulls is enough for each half anni right...? Trying to justify if dropping 240 dollars every 6 months and clearing the 7500 packs is worth it or not...
how do THIS many retards fall for a copypasta
>>542093231play the game retard
>>542093461Don't forget you can always reply to yourself until it gets annoying
>>542093461we're bored and its fun to shit on others
>4chan>surprised people are going for bait>even if only for the fun of itlollmaorofl
>get lb3 brian card>Results improve drasticallyIts either a sleeper hit card with that 2 spd bonus because rainbows and wit training with her is so much speed or my deck is just that dogshit
>>542093271Rice is PURE
>>542093582PURE DOG SHIT LMAO GOT 'EM!
yeah, pure sex
>>542093582pure sex
>>542093563why she treats Machan like that...
>>542093406It takes generational talent to make two A-ranked umas so disgustingly bad
>>542092909Ehhh Anon you have friends?
>>542093406they say curvature is useless on lates because you will end up on someones ass. >focusright probably dies coz staminalet. redo it
>>542093461not much to do
>>542092782Rice shower only shows her true power against great opponents
>>542093787what should I work on? Besides getting luckier with S ranks
im not denying raisu is eroticbut part of me feels she would be bad in bed. like if she's insecure about not making oniisama happy enough, at which point you have to start forcing yourself on here which i dislike
>>542093869>aa-a-a--actually she is super great okay!?>only ever is when it matters leastaha
I prefer Rob Roy
Rice is erotic because I see sexy girl and I jerk it instead of making headcanons in my head
Post your favorite flattie.
damn its really quiet tonight considering CM tomorrow
>>542093582PERVERTED!UNBRIDLED!RRAVENOUS!EROTIC!
>>542093878Start off by never picking>acceleration>corner acceleration>straightaway accelerationunless you absolutely know what you're doing
Thank God for Standard Distance appearing after a race so that I can push Vodka's stamina to 600 with the skill for that mile bonus.
How will Aoharu card deployment be like4 speed 2 event4 speed 1 event 1 pow / stamina3 speed 2 event 1 stamina2 speed 2 event 2 pow / stamina
>>542094068Tomorrow is going to be such an annoying shit show, so I'm enjoying the quiet before the storm.
>>542094119>offmodel trashin the garbage it goes along with your taste
mambo
>>542094068I feel like last time people were still running rooms a bunch at this time
>>542094065
>>542094068Most shitters are deadThe other half will be gone after the end of the month
>>542094119>RRAVENOUSbwo...>>542094123bwo...
if you don't consider having sex when you're jerking it you are literally practicing cuckoldry btw
>>542094123I'm not sure skills count for the speed bonus check.
Threesome sex with Bourbon and Rice
>>542094235So next month the super autist 4chin club will take top 10?
>>542094209I don't want to test cancer cup, it's gambling. Like it's literally gambling, I don't need to test "Just get lucky lmao".I also don't want to test Leo cup because Summer Maruzensky isn't out so I can't train the main ace. Basically all I can do is chill and maybe do some parent runs.
>>542094190I knew you were a virgin but didn't know you were also autistic
>>542094218>>542094214>no tits
>>542094243
>>542094120sure, ill give it another try, I think for oguri I sometimes just end up with not enough good skills to pick, skill issue though
Stop lewding me onii-sama...
>>542094065old man....
>>542094370I know right? It's great and perfect
>>542094065Grass is 77 but everyone draws her with gigatits.
>>542094068I accepted my fate of losing this cup, no way I can compete with paypiggies with 1200-650-900-300-600 statlines
>>542094370exactly
>>542094495my falco ALMOST has that statline (50 less stam and 20 less power) and I'm a povertyfag
>the slopster is back
>>542094323>4chin>top 10
>>542094495Damn, that pig knows how to twerk!
>>542094376This may helphttps://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pub
>>542094068people are just tired of getting raped by falcon.
>>542094485most art these days is either AI generated, sketches or fotm fags that don't care about the character and are just farming clout.She has some good pictures though that are very nice.
>>542093869>
>>542094485i have never seen ass wonder with udders
>>542094240>>542094264Well it is the best I got since speed cards never fucking show up on rainbow in 98% of my runs when I just so happen to be making aces; So I'm done with Vodka for now.
>>542094235I will stick around just to spite you
>>542094485they should draw her with canon gigabutt insteadEl can backup that fact
>people think THIS cm is harsh>when the next one has the worst stat requirements in historylmao
>>542094310Tama is so cute I'd even pay for her meals!
>>542094731Ass wonder
>>542094728Why would youI won't be here either so that'd be pointless
>>542094665>11DAHBYBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
>>542094737Yeah I'm skipping 4 and making preps for 5 instead.
>>542094796Good danchou doesn't need dead weights
I am a cuck. Give me an uma wife that will cheat on me please.
>>542094480kabedon is the best way to counter umas
>>542094123It doesn't work like that. In any case, the 601/301 numbers are only valid for normal mood. If she has good or great mood (finals is guaranteed great mood), she gets the bonus.
>>542094796Of course you'll be here until EOS seething over how the game is totally dying this month for sure.
>>542094814Tickezo is still undefeated in derby races!
>>542094665>Aplmer>9thMy cute wife...>Nice Natie 10th... Yeah
>>542094485She's got America's ass, not tits (that's Taiki)
>>542094861
>>542094737Damn, so we're back to Oguri/Golshi/Evil Nature just like in cm1.
>>542094737holy gaslight
>>542094892kabedon is the best way to counter just about any "haha I'm such a strong girl!"that and head patting
Honestly why did I skip the super creek bannerI could have gotten a lot of good dupes along with a possible creek copy
>>542094987Just wanted to let you know I chuckled, anon.
reminder that you can beat your uma
These threads used to go by so fast and everyone and their mother used to play. CM really slaughtered everyone.
>>542095172Because you listened to umatubers telling you to skip
>>542095216reminder that your uma can beat you off
I cant stop watching thishttps://youtu.be/u8yOsn8D52Y?si=7VnfcDVFqj7bBntC
>>542094902That's good to know, I am just hoping to make it to Finals A like usual since I know I am not winning due to horrible speed and inspiration luck on my runs. I get 1000 power constantly, but Kitasan and Sweep are like "I'm a guts card uwu".
>>542095120>My dog is hanging out with my Granny
>>542094370It’s part of her appeal.
>>542095241It's just people realizing what this game is about... And making the only sane decision: stop playing.
>>542095216don't get too cocky toreina-san or you will get it
>>542094370are you retarded?
>>542095216wtf small asian penis power fantasy is this
>>542095373yet you cant stop coming hereand will never leave because you're here foreverKMR will always own your retarded ass
>>542095216Cute
>>542095430I think she's holding back purpose to keep holding hands
>>542095430Indo/Korean
>>542095241Getting spooked by Rice improved my motivation to keep playing.
>>542095430Anon she's flustered because she's holding hands with Torena you retard
>>542095298>Grannyretard
Dasca is so cute...
I play uma on one monitor and shadowverse on the other. While autoing granblue on my phone.
>>542094737How many points of stamina do debuffers damage anyway? Does anyone actually knows?
>>542095447When did I say I'm sane? I do enjoy this glorified pachinko game.
>>542095298That “granny” is your wife.
>>542094495That's every CM but you can come close with some poverty options, good enough for B finals I think. Maybe with better inheritance it can be done.
>>542095298Despite her gray hair she's younger than even Chiyo!
>>542095241>stop playing>suddenly have the free time to stop by and horny/waifu post as much as i wanti have broken free from samsara
>>542095591>retardFaggot.
>>542095826>Faggot.Granny
>Guaranteed 3* ticket>Oguri dupewhy do I play this trash
Training this old lady after spending so much time with younger umas feels so weird
>>542095673That would be Luna, thank yo uvery much.>>542095773IMPOSSIBLE!
>>542095384>I’ve told you many times that humans can’t beat umamusume, haven’t I, Trainer?>Then why do you keep resisting? Just give up already>Please stay still, okay?>Don’t worry, it only hurts at first, you’ll feel good right awaydamn, he's going to get raped
>>542095881Because you're autistic, retarded and a lonely bastardJust like all of us unlucky fucks who got dupes or teioor worse, dupes of teio
>>542095298>Grannyfound the retard that doesn't play the game
>>542095918Now THAT'S a granny!
>>542090932Umamusame as a concept was literally created by Ishihara Akihiro (of IDOLM@STER fame).
>>542095918hagloving is high iq>>542095952holy sexo
>>542095881Same here.
>>542094737Reminder that this is the third CM where the metanigger stamina suggestion is an overshoot gaslight (not counting Cancer which also overshots it but has proper justification). If you still fall for this you deserve it.
>>542095941Based but chrono is not a granny.
>>542095430People like you are the reason retarded xitter turds keep talking about "Media Literacy", when they clearly don't have any themselves.>>542095998found the newfaggot
>hUMAn
styop fighting
>>542096046THE ENTIRE COURSE is uphill. (yes, that doesn't make sense) all downhill stam heals are disabledits the longest medium in the game
>>542095952>it only hurts at firstis this true chat? I don't think I wanna have sex anymore...
>>542095629It depends on your stamina. At 1000 stam, it's equivalent to 40 points per white and 120 per gold
...I am tired of uma. I want to be with ningen.
>>542096067nigga that's fucking CHRONO, not wonder acute
>>542096047Squeezable...
>>542096067why are you talking about twitter turds when you're one yourself? friendly fire? or do you get off that you dumb little cuck?
Revive the thread by posting THAT
I watched every single race, and this shit didn’t activate a single time. Is Ice McQueen THAT bad?
>>542096060Prove it!>>542096079Stop fucking my dog!
>>542096178THAT
>>542096187>running out of energyThat doesn't sound good.
>>542096079White men fuck dogs
>jp called meisho doto and Taiki shuttle “oji-san yaoi” Are horses always that affectionate or were those two extra gay for whatever reason
>>542095216Tsunderes are incredibly weak to hand holding
>>542096178
>>542095629A white debuff loses you 0.01*stamina+course_length/(80*strategy_modifier) worth of stamina, with strategy_modifier being 0.95 for front, 0.89 for pace, 1.0 for late, 0.995 for end. Same idea but with 0.03 instead of 0.01 for gold debuffs.
>>542096447I don't have enough carats for everything I want
is Chiyono r*dd*t now...
>>542095629Go back to /vn/
>>542095918Maruzensky makes me feel like I've made it and the struggles and loneliness of life are being left behind in the dust.
Do your shoe requests. I don't care if all 29 of you ask for dirt, but make the requests now.
Would you use MLB welfare brian or MLB eisin flash? This is for a pace chaser
>>542096447Will all the casuals quit before mambo releases?
>>542080073>mfw expected a small continuation of the BNW chapter where Hayahide wins the Kikuka Sho and builds herself as a strong racer for the long-way future battle against Brian>now roll chapter with proper Brian buildup>yeah they fucked up big time, especially with the first two episodes, these should have been swapped since it confused me
>>542096565everything is reddit
>>542096565no it's a discord raid
>nowfaggot the chiyo brainrot meme is pure reddit
>>542096607This but McQueen
Stay strongSave for HERShe’s at the top of the For (You) tier list for a reason
>>542096565>now
Anons does affinity stack? As in is it one big affinity score for both parents or is it per-parent. This would be a huge difference. What I mean is does each parents affinity trigger separately and therefore you’re more likely to roll the higher affinity parents skills
forever my kingu
>>542095556We (indogs) only like cunny umas not disgusting ts*nderes with tumortits
>>542095172I think Super Creek was the most important card to get for not rerollers. Kitasan banner was bait.
>reject your trainee’s confession because it goes against the rules and you don’t want to lose your job>she runs off crying with her sisters, repeating your name over and over againit's so over for you
>>542096447
>reddit memethis website IS reddit
For me it is Narita Top Road, Ayabe, Meisho Doto and Opera O
>>542096698Sex
Oh shit I'm sorry /uma/.
>>542095253Yeah I was gullible and did not do my research "Broo don't pull for super creek bro"At least I saved those carats for Hishi Amazon and I have no regrets on that
>>542096698>>542096860But if I pull for her I cant use my LB3 Flash card
>>542096779You will go out with your trainee and you will like it
>>542096215Chrono's part of the 2019 mare generation which is considered the junior division while Chiyo is in the '88 generation and is considered part of the senior division
>>542096876Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed about our umas.
>>542096732It being individual affinities per parent/grandparent currently best matches existing inheritance datasets for what sparks proc, see https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.74nwlpdg578z
>>542095216Vodka pulled an old lady's car out of a ditch by herself and Kitasan and Satano pulled a delivery truck out of a river. Ningens would get bodied by an umamusume child.
>>542096698I have 4k carats and a dream
>>542097071Umadacchi, I...
>>542097087>>542096779Shimaidon is best don
>>542097087Cute trans Uma in the back
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>>542097256Moonlight Sho de wa
SUPER FREAK STOP THROWING RACES I NEED THE Senior Sprint Triple Crown EPITHET FOR THE FREE PULL PLEASE
>>542096975>Luna is 84>All the other girls I like are around my rangeAlways knew I had something for older woman>>542097087 >>542097196Why are sister like this?
These are all granny umas.
>>542097389they know what they are doing
>>542096975wut da hell golshi is young as fuck
>>542097510But I was told that woman constantly fight each other...
>>542096975I feel ancient.
>>542097510Fuck that seanig who got caught crying on camera in front of that uma now she's ruined
>>542097605what? lmao
>>542097520Yeah no shit. He's still fit as a fiddle and fucks mares as we speak. He'll still be around for sometime, this cheeky bastard knew what he was doing during his race career
I swear I am not a metafag. I would only roll on non meta umas like swimsuit spe and xmas biwa. It would be a nice bonus though if I get smaru and xmas oguri
giving king the sting with my dingaling
>>542097605He won with her while she was off meta, can you say the same?
>found some art of chiyo trying to rape her trainerI thought she was exempt from this...
>>542095629>>542096538Here you go
Does anyone have that Frontier crashout with Umamusume? Especially his time on Umamusume?
>>542097674
>>542097773Post it
>>542097773She's an inu musume and those are most dangerous
>>542097913nyo
>>542096975Is 89 the KWAB generation or what?
>>542097794>>542096538>>542096152Thank you guysNo wonder people are recommending 2 gold recoveries. on medium, makes sense incase 1 didnt pop off.
>>542097256MANT bros...
>>542097952
are you supposed to always run front in career no matter the uma?
>>542097794Seems like 950 + 2 gold is gonna be the sweetspot for me, I'm basically building a long horse
>>542098030Oguri Cap and his generation were peak (as in cap). It took some time to recover from this cinema
>>542097913not that anon but maybe it is this one
>>542097820Is that fucking Rikiya?
>>542097256>twice the attempts instead of double rewardsThey like their players tortured a little bit
Your response?
>>542098030Bwo the '89 star horse got sent to the glue factory and nobody gave a fuckThat's how overshadowed they were
>>542096975ha.I haven't watched the animeis SS2 before SS1 timeline-wise?
>>542098202"What are the hours?"
>>542098202the next day
>>542098163aniki...
>>542098030Yeah they got giga KWAB'd by oguri's monster gen
>>542098202Given I just spewed a bunch of stuff about her issues that no other trainer spotted, it'd be wrong to say no.> Your response?"Okay."
>>542098163
AHHHHHHHHHHH GENTILMOMMY GIVE MY MILKIES
>bring 4 speed cards>"surely I'll cap out on speed">not even closeOkay now I remember why I hate training for medium
>>542080128I wish to climb the mountains of Hokkaido.
>character is a dignified lady-like character>let's throw some yuri stuff with Kitasan>she and Kitasan sleep with each others dolls>also, make her not interact with Spicaman once>also, let's throw more yuribait with her admiration for MackQueen>anyway, we ignore all of that and make her the most aggressive for (You) character in the gameWhat based writer at cygames decided this?
>>542098461>only one bed
>>542098546medsnow
>>542098546holy fucking shit the body difference between dia and mcqueen is abyssmal
>>542098664fat bitch
>>542098546I remember some anon saying that the (you) pandering intensified around the time Diamond was released
>>542098664full belly or pregnancy, call it
>>542098202>mcqueen's look of guilt and regret as she realized she just trafficked you to dia and ruined your life
>>542098664>>542098704yeah
>>542098704she is fat and loves eatingfuck off with your fetish cringe you filthy turd
Are Int and friend cards ever used?I never see any setup where those are recommendedOr they become good in the future?
>>542098704>>542098697>>542098731
>>542098546Dont know but the stories in general get better after the first anniversary
>>542096698>>542096860She's a slut though??
>>542098709Why did Mejiro Macky do it to me?
>>542098748People use 2 friend cards in next scenario
>>542098748>Are Int cards ever used?Even ignoring WitGod... How new are you? And yes, even Friend cards get used, just not for hyper serious try hard builds.
>>542098709The only regret is she didn't think about that first
>>542098796my bad bros please dont tell tazuna
>>542098748Nigga this entire CM3 requires you to use Wit cards.Also, if you have MLB SSR cards as a whale Tazuna is meta. /uma/ Club danchou had an S-rank Taishin with maxed Speed/Stam for last CM.
new bread?
>You will never be sex trafficked by umamusume and be a toy for their parties before finally being married off to a rich umamusume with a taste for used goods with elite bedroom experience
>>542085282The huge heads make them look like miniature ponies instead of fillies
>>542098816Eishin wouldn't act like this.
>>542098926What about like this?
>>542098926Yeah she would rape you instead
Could this be the run?
Hishi Amazon has the best winning animation so far imoThat slow walk and warm smile at the end is peak
>>542098889why even live?
>>542098816>>542098965Flash would act like this (only towards me)
Oguri is a real hero and beloved by everyone!
>umadacchis are finally realizing that reddit dog o is an astroturfed uma
this rednu guy is so bad at playing career how can anyone listen to his slop
>>542099019i never liked that bitchsomething seemed off from the beginning
>>542098704
>>542098980rainbowless summer
>>542099019What the fuck is your problem, man?
>>542098926Eishin acts like this every night with me (I am getting raped)
>>542098983hard agreetoo bad she isn't used enough because her stats aren't good enough (that won't stop me from putting her as ace in cm and tt)
>>542098980Apparently not.
>>542099210DIA NO
>>542099210DIA YES
>>542099210this doesn't look like training
I liked Sakura Chiyono back then...
>>542099206There's always the next run!
>>542099210DIA MAYBE
>>542099210DIA I DON'T KNOW
>>542099210me on the right...
>>542080154Ww2 era aaahh horse frfr sheesh
>>542099210she learned that from Cafe
>>542096975Who's the left-most girl in '98 a.k.a. the golden generation?
>>542099114such a good girl!>542099019 (You)
Can you guys stop gooning for one thread?
>>542099409Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi. She'll show up in the main story in game in chapter 6
>>542098748
>>542098983Like the other anon, I get pumped up the rare few times I get to see that smile in cm rooms
Anyone else still without a 3 star spark since launch?
>>542099409tsurumaru tsuyoshi, one of rudolf's kids
PRESIDENT RUDOLF RELEASE THE EPSATONO FILES
>>542099425this is the rape general sir
>>542099391>>542099210There is something about umas taking their friend's trainer that is kinda hot
All-seeing eyes is the fov skill right? Will it be able to touch a leading S. Maru/other fronts?
Pregnancy isn't a fetish, it's a normal function of mammals.
>>542099563Nyoooo
Umas dont rape
What if I want to impregnate Akikawa?
>>542099382toreina-san...
>>542099563yeah it's called NTR
>>542099613Male trainers cant be raped
it becomes a fetish when you make it one by focusing on it all the damn time>>542099508weew
>>542099635Don't do that she's an
>>542099210DIA CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>5420969751999 was so fucking KINO
>>542098546the trainer is whatever gender you want it to be.>inb4 seacuck pol response
>>542099563
>>542099683woooooooooooow
>>542099751>KINOgo back. and I fucking mean it, GO BACK NOW
Every account but me has a parent like this and it's making me seethe. I have never even gotten Groundwork to spark onto a veteran and I've been trying for 200+ careers.
>>542099732who draws these?
>MYSTIFYING MURMUR>ALL-SEEING EYES>DOMINATORyea I'm thinking peak CM is back
>tell her friend she likes this guy>proceeds to steal him from youguess women and umas are similiar in this
>>542099683It's called Narita Top Road?
>>542099546Me on the left
>>542099763>thinks that yuri is based>calls others seacucksuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>542099775not the same thing, considering opera is TRASH and fuji is SEX>>542099892uma literally ARE woman, so no shit. they're children while at it
>>542099845back to 1999? don't be silly nonny
Kitasan is sexy too!
That you bait farming kek
The indo cuck is SEETHING lmao
>>542100019Not here Kitasan.
>>542099892Umas can share
i've lost track of who's indo
Next thread will be better without cancerous waifufags
>>542100019really?
Next thread (at peak indo hour) will be betterSoon we'll be back to AI slop hour!
>Check indo timeYeah checks out, NA prime is over boys, pack it up time to sleep
Kitasan is a free use slut because she's never on speed training. She's always whoring herself out instead
Kitachan and Dia are canonically together
>>542100019kita is "energetic gf" materialdia is "wife that knows how to make you cum buckets every night" material
>>542100124That feeling when you have to fuck the same guy your sister fuck
>542100219D+ tier club bait
Umas for consent lovers?
>>542099581based on my early tests you can hit front runners from the back as long as you have Late Surger Savvy, this while at the optimal breakpoint of around 900 wit
SEAtroons SEETHING lmao
>>542100231The feeling that you might be the sister that has the worse feeling umanko...
the gweilos fear the waifuchads
the seatard HATES heterosexualityhe LOVES being cucked by other woman
>Get Rice Shower for the free ticketIs she usable for CMs?
>>542100220Would Mejiro McQueen have timezones memorized and be able to infer the demographics of who's active on imageboards at any given moment?
digital bread>>542100378>>542100378>>542100378
>>542100220My sleep schedule is so fucked I am always awake at peak brownoid time. I really should fix this shit.
>>542100345You can literally use any uma on CMsWill she win?That's another question altogetherIf you're a whale, sureIf not, lol fuck no
Who is even calling who SEA anymore? You guys lost me.
>>542100345I've won the first 2 CMs with her.She's not meta but I put enough effort for her to win.
>>542100426Have you learned NOTHING from this thread?It's all a gaslighting operation. THINK
>>542100426the simple explanation is that they're all SEAniggers
>>542099959nigga no one ever falls for the 'browns love yuri' except tourists -- its one of the stupidest fucking gaslights ever. They're all cuck fetishes and spam polspeak. Even if they were gay, they'd get stoned for it. Kill yourself. So, you're probably one of them.
>>542099945Dia, stop posting on 4chan!
>>542100345She could potentially be good if there's a long track where there's downhill on late race. At that point she has gold recovery and an acceleration skill from potentials and the acceleration should guarantee her unique's activation. But outside that ideal situation she's a generic horse with bad growths and challenging to activate unique skill.
Waifufags really seething lol
>>542100426the truth is seaniggers join the general and pretend to be both sides to shit up the gen. A lot of the time it starts with a post that says yuri and immediately gets 'troon' or some other yuriseeth and it almost always happens between this 3 hour period every few days dating back to july
>>542100426Calling someone SEA in a gacha thread is equivalent to calling someone a faggot anywhere else on this site
>>542099019But I like her song. There's just something soothing about it compared to the brainrot that's the Bakushin song.
>>542099945Sex with you.
