Out of Time and Space EditionPrevious you’re just out of Time: >>542069165 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books-Undertale Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Current whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95345055-1901-8243-Previous whiteboard: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25053726-3219-9625-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg-Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
Tenna cosplayer tits in corset (non-nsfw)https://files.catbox.moe/1m718u.mp4
Susie's Stinky Salty armpits
doomin' gang (gang)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QzQUO3j0gE
Seeing the sundeer frolic upon their native plane fills you with a certain power.
its the anchor bitch
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>542096721Hey Tenna this is still a family friendly program.
>>542096721post the nsfw version
>>542096790
>>542096854...this is all there is, I'm sorry anon
Welp, someone's trashing the whiteboard again...
>>542096572>whiteboard
>>542096790You already saw this one, folks, but what the hell, let's do it again!For those of you who didn't see last thread's PHYSICAL CHALLENGE... It's time for a RERUN!https://voca.ro/14pgL5DTROXl
>>542096861oooh noo what ever will we do I’m so HURT how could you do this ooh no
>another faggot is drawing all over the whiteboard againsigh... i was really getting into my drawing, too.
There is no player. There is only the Soul. It's placed in the same role as Link or Samus or Cecil/most of the party or Zidane/most of the party or the Chosen Undead, the player character, and in that sense, is one of the worst stories for a player character that I've ever seen.
>>542096962What's stopping Kris from cumming on the Soul?
>>542096954>>542096959Temturd needs flushed, he probably lost another match of some dead on arrival league of legends clone game nobody cared about.
>>542096954It’s >>542096861
>>542097105This
>>542096790It's me, the guy who can't draw, back at it again. This one is based on a song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYWP8HtgeLQ
>>542096959sorry I just joined the last thread as it was ending was I not supposed to add it to the op?
>>542097180No.
>>542097048What's stopping (You) from cumming on Kris
>>542097019Bro just go play god in some kind of sandbox simulator game or get super into modding kerbal space program or something. I'll play your modded version of Deltarune if you make it however, add in more old school RPG status effects and equipment that actually upgrades the combat experience somehow too while you're fixing Toby's game for him.
>>542097180No you were not. Just makes it easy access for threadshitters.
>>542097289my vagina
>>542097134It’s also obvious by the font theme that he’s the one who was getting angry about pippins OCs in the last thread >>542083469
>>542097105>Proudly shows everyone how much they resent whiteboard drawings. Or any form of creativity whatsoever.>Whiteboard gets trashedIt's nice they also described themself in big letters. Let's us know what they are.
>>542096954>>542096959watch, he's gonna say something like "oh wow i can't believe snowdinfren would get so maaad that their gif wasn't picked as the OP that now they're trashing the whiteboard i can't believe snowdinfren would do this"
>>542097238>>542097318FUCK IM SORRY
>>542097323Well... Squirt on him or something then.
>>542097323Isn't that still cumming?
>>542097386>>542097059the prophecy.
>>542097180Yes, you were supposed to add it to the OP thank you anonThere's just recently been a discord raid group coming here to vandalize and shit on the whiteboards that might also attack random drawfags, any person seething about the whiteboards is part of the raid
good morning chat>>542097317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jiII0nrmI
>>542096954My blue addispam evil plot has been stopped by this man… stop him…
>>542097048Phimosis
>>542097386I'm doomerfag and I posted that .gif because it's super cute, the gaster OP is pretty good too though.
>>542097323We can throb on him. Together.
>>542096984I choose to believe this is Tenna jerking off in front of a live studio audience
>>542096984now do a real one
>>542097403You pay with your precious whiteboard
>>542097048That happens off-screen between chapters. Toby can't show it because he'd have to change the CERO rating, but it's happening. Canonically.
>>542097613You’re a poopy head
>542097613mommy didn't give anon attention, so he demands it from anons online just minding their own business. not mad, just disappointed
at what time does the official doeposting hours begin
>>542097703YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
>>542097752According to the schedule goats are booked solid for the next year or two at least.
Stop feeding them the attention they want and they'll go back to posting photos of Toby and forget about the Whiteboard
>>542097737>minding own business>posts said business publicly
>>542097463Good mornin' goatbrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-jQjEdK9w
>>542097821Wouldn't be surprised if it's samefagging or a stunt done between members of the raid group
>>542097048The Cage
>542097861nigga you followed the link
vibingleaf's deltarune
finally be fancy, xvii
>>542097821>NORTHERNLIGHT>anagram for Thorn Ring with no L (Noelle)>Dess has Northern Lights wallpaper in her room>has no motifs neither Lost Girl, nor Girl Next DoorToby?
>>542098130I like weird Kris.
Shoulda post it in the fujo discord instead of 4chanB I GM I S T A K E
>>542098151oh yeah fuck she does have wallpaper of the NORTHERNLIGHTS i never noticed that connection. it seemed odd before, now it makes sense. also should fit in with whatever's going on with the "north wind blows" and "east wind blows" stuff that no one ever talks about
which fave would act like this
>>542098190oxymorong
>>542098102WHERE
this but carol
>>542098151NORTHERNLIGHT has a motif insofar as it's Flashback (Excerpt) slowed down
>>542098309wtf even is this?
>>542098272soon
>>542098102Who?
>>542097737it’s pretty obvious what his problem is from all the projection on bunfag dude can’t draw
>>542098257The Knight's battle flavor text tell you which attack is coming next since the Knight themself has no dialogue which is usually how you'd tell, so it's hard to determine if there's any particular significance to how they're phrased.
>>542098404He’s also pretty obviously underage, the whiteboard spam says “teehee” and had Instagram memes last time
>>542098393like the creepypasta reimagin guy
>>542097403wait i thought it was supposed to be in the op ...its literally temmie every time not "raiders"
>>542098263People have been redrawing these with the mikes. It fits amazingly well.
>>542098309I'm the old Carol! I want NORMAL eggnog!
>>542098507Anon, that is probably a grown ass man with mental health issues
>>542098558Your falseflagging is always so obvious.no matter how you vary ur typingOr if your grammar becomes more verbose.>or you spice it up with greensYou just radiate underage energy in every post.
>>542098346gay beer of course
>>542098507>Threadshitter is likely in their teens and larps as an epic discord/sharty raider.That's... actually sad. I almost feel sorry for the little shitter. I was enjoying life at that age.>>542098603Even sadder if true.
>>542098603Yeah, if they were underage it'd be nothing but sharty memes
>>542098263tenny
>>542098693>he missed the jak posting from last time
>>542098636kiss me on my hot mouth im feeling romantical
>Whiteboard BAD shitposting for the x day in a rowHope things are better in the morning. Goodnight!
>>542098507sounds like one of those guys that was bullying kingfag way back when.
>>542098693I dunno they just put a big clown emoji on the whiteboard, does that seem like the kind of thing an adult would think we’d be offended by?
>>542098263>>542098729Tenna is more likely the giant hand.
>>542098676i dont think its a shartroon otherwise the whiteboard would be filled with troonjaks and child porn/gore
>>542096114dess/noelle incest?
>>542098809First time it happened it was goatse, but since goatse only horrifies newgens, nobody cared.
>>542098901Sad Dummy
dont even mention pizza in case it actually happens come on guys
>>542098901I want to kick her in the uterus, but only once, just to hear what sound she'd make.
>>542099002The Ruins dummy is Sad Dummy. That little bitch has a meltdown over everything.
>>542098865we dont even get noelle/carol or noelle/queen content for that matter
>the war between the owner and the shitter happening rn>the viscious, desperate pen swirls of the shitter are deleted one by one>what will prevail: mental illness, or determination
fixed the whiteboard lol
>>542099029Needs the player telling Frisk to do it.
>>542099176finally
Helping out around Flower King by operating the cash register while Asgore assists several customers and trying not to outwardly appear as if I'm actively getting lost in how dreamy he is while laughing or just generally being social since I want to do a good job for his sake and avoid scaring off potential buyers with peculiar behavior. Sitting on the beach right next to Asgore as I run my spare non-held hand through the grains to feel it fall betwixt my fingers, which drives me to inquire as to whether he prefers walking on the soft sand or the grass growing between his flower beds out back and apparently sand is a lot nicer at first but starts to make his paws cramp up a little after a while due to its shifting nature causing unevenness (freshly-cut grass can feel a bit sharp in-between his paw pads as well, but he seems to prefer that over how difficult it is to get sand out of his fur completely). Safely enshrined within my fluffy white paradise that is the little spoon position in Asgore's embrace when suddenly I'm subconsciously assaulted by one of those irritating ephemeral dreams about falling down the stairs or some such that makes me rapidly reemerge from impending slumber with a mighty jolt, which shocked him back awake as well and required many assurances that I was okay while feeling quite guilty for momentarily breaking the sanctity of this most blessed place I'm privileged to enjoy almost every night
>>542099201I saw that live. Thank you.
>>542099201arigato gozaimasu did u ban them too
>>542098865Yes. I don't why, but a ship usually has to be both incestuous and an age gap to appeal to me. Thankfully, the sex of the chatactefs usually doesn't stop me, so I have that going for me.>>542099161Shit, you're totally right. Mmm...
>>542099201Kissing you rn
>>542099268yes
>>542099297>they're backgod, this faggot is persistent.
>>542098491i feel they probably have to have some meaning, they're so odd and specific. it would be a waste to not bake meaning into every bit of text in an encounter this important. also maybe i'm dumb but i never really noticed them describing the next attack and the attacks are always in the same pattern so you dont really need the text for that?i predict there will be cardinal direction symbolism that arises as we go on. eastwards is prophecy progression (maps progress west to east) and north is cold-associated (arctic regions, glaceir dungeon is northern, there was other stuff i thought of too but i dont feel like recalling it)under this perspective the lake, kris's home, the graveyard, and the shelter are all suspect
>>542099324I'll just keep banning lmfao
>>542099201You are our knight thank you
>>542098331>NORTHERNLIGHT has a motif insofar as it's Flashback (Excerpt) slowed down>the ice key was used up>she was used up>go through the door that's red with horns, like kris's headband>*plays and ever further slowed down version of NORTHERNLIGHT*>Well done.>You found my secret hiding place.>But there's nothing here...>...is there?>YOU GOT THE>SHELTER KEYHold the fucking phone. I am getting Homestuck flashbacks again. Are we sure this is a simple reference to the Weird Route? Why is Flashback playing? Is Berdly's dad okay?
>>542099359so tuff
>>542099481>Is Berdly's dad okay?no why do u think martlet is depressed
Alright I had my fun.don't post whiteboard again y'hear
>>542099627what's yer offer
female berdly....
>>542099627cope
>>542097453oki I usually just add it myself so the bakers can have an easier time
>>542099283its actually peak and nobody cares
>>542099627holy mental illness. worse than temfag's breakdowns
>>542099357Mario games normally go left to right, and rarely vertically up the map. Guess what happens when you go down a pipe meant to go upwards? Mario games also break hilariously hard if you force the ability to go left. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZuzos7Auk
>>542099627BASED
>>542099627so it was your typical noelletroon, right then
>>542099648deer sex
>>542099782>taking at face value anything a falseflagging faggot posts
>>542099786mmm nahupdated my txt file
>splits thread
>gets head
>>542100061quit spoiling what happens to berdly
>>542096859:)
>touches fuzzy
>>542099651closest I have
>>542099703And since Queen is kinda meant to be a stand in for her mom, there's a quasi element of incest too. There's a lot to play with. Okay, maybe I'll do a one shot one of these days. You've convinced me anon.
>>542100135But you love pippins, anon.
>stub:no;
>>542100197
>>542100147>gets dizzy
>>542099357>i never really noticed them describing the next attack"something hovering close behind your head" = tracking swords"the north wind blew fiercely" = teeth come from one direction, "north and east winds" = teeth come from two alternating directions, "tempest" = teeth come from several alternating directions"vision narrows" = tunnel vision, "head is spinning" = tunnel spins around you"You felt lightheaded. You saw golden stars" = star attack, "You felt lightheaded. You felt a migraine coming on" = same thing but with tracking projectiles coming at you"you feel surrounded" = you're literally surrounded by swords>the attacks are always in the same pattern so you dont really need the text for that?This is true, but it's a consistent feature for bonus bosses so Toby must feel it's necessary for whatever reason. Jevil and Spamton NEO both call out their attacks too. Gerson is the only one that doesn't.That being said, there could still be some significance to the phrasing. Spamton NEO obviously has a lot of significance in his boss dialogue even if it's also just a description of what attack he's about to use.
>>542099703>Noelle can say "no" to Kris
TOBY!!!RELEASE CHAPTER 5 SO I CAN RAPE THE DEER MORE AND KILL FUJO POSTERS!!!THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT TENNA, DICE, AND GBA MASTURBATION TOBY!!!LET ME IN!!!
>>542100557>he thinks chapter 5's release will save himyou're in the wrong place, friend.
>>542100483Yeah we're not Kris so she can't say no to us.
>>542100612You have the wrong face
>>542100657kris literally begs her to give them chocolate and she does
>>542100665I'LL GIVE YOU A WRONG-ER FACE!ROCKETO PUUUNCH
>>542100657I know that part. Kris being a guy softer than Berdly is what's interesting. Especially since he's an absolute shitkid.>>542100728Nah, Noelle is just conscientious and considerate like that.
>>542100483>NOELLE HOLIDAY GET DOWN THIS INSTANT>SINCE DESS IS NO LONGER AROUND, YOU WILL NOW DRESS AS THE ELF>NO, YOU CANNOT ASK FOR A LONGER SKIRT
>>542100557now now the gameboy advance is a wonderful console that you do not even need to jack off
>>542096859>Somebody saved my artNothing makes me happier
This has been a long fucking time cumming.What soul do you have godamnit?
>>542100786Oh wait, I gendered Kris again.
>>542100874green except I'm not into smelling people
>>542100951It's fine.you gendered him correctly.He has a penis.
>>542100827this
>>542101004And a vagina.
>>542100874I don't have one in this chart
>>542101143we can sew that up in a jiffy
>>542101185>t. cenobite
>>542101184assume souless and grab a ticket.someone will be by shortly to rape your brain until a charted one develops
Oh my goodness.
>>542101185Toriel would have had that done if she adopted Kris young enough.
>>542101304z z zzz zz z zzzz zzz zzz zzz
>>542101312
>>542100874orange with a bit of red and purple
>>542101458
>>542100874pink and yellow
>>542100874Game cube, dark green, lime green, light blue, black
fave stabs their mother 63 times while crying about how they bought them kool-aid jammers
>>542101537>fujo detected
Fave pronounces iron as “eye-ron” instead of “eye-urn”
>>542101551how much sugar would Kris put in their kool-aid
Kris is literally Shiki from Tsukihime
playing a lot of deadlock really makes me realize why I like seeing videos of people being hurt and killed so much. That and shitty people in general.
>>542101648what?
>>542100874>No emetoIt's over...
>>542101679Enough to give monster kid diabetes just by being in the same room
>>542101746>I like seeing videos of people being hurt and killedyou know that's not normal right
I deserve a fujo gfKrisbro btw
>>542101703kris has no meidos and his eyes can only perceive pies
>>542101746Can paradox still one shot people?
>>542101825guro…
>>542101825Why do you want a fujo gf
>>542101746This is why Susie doesn't talk to you Noelle.
>>542101809I never said it was at any point.>>542101868Idk I play abrams but I haven't noticed any paradox's oneshotting someone.
>>542101835He's a schizo with a knife. That's close enough. And Noelle is Sacchin. That's why romancing her is impossible.
>>542101825how shota are you
>>542096790ow
>>542101965noellebros what’s our response…
>>542101679At least twice more than you should ask.
Did someone say shota?
spreading Snowy's mothers urn of dust over the bench I think she loved on the pier (most of it fell into the water) after breaking into their family home to receive the gift of 2 first aid kits
>>542100874Why isn't muscles and passion orange for courage?Or is it and my colorblindness is failing me again?
>>542101965Kill her
>>542101825Ok in that case how many inches of my funny purple strapon would you be able to handle.
>>542101907So we have something in common
>>542102036I... I DON'T KNOW, how do you hit a robot in the face and make it hurt???
>>542100874Grey soul because apparently having an ass fetish isn't really a proper fetish or something
>>542102086dont be sillywe all know you're a trad fujo thats into obsene hyper preg
>>542100874BlueaddisonsoulCHADS
>>542101548>Game cubeKILL THIS NIGGA
>>542101304the slugs are really cute the other drawfriends should make more
>>542102194based
>>542102150>ass fetishthats like saying you're into dicks or tits.cool obscure "fetish" bro
>>542102262Hence why I am a grey soul.
My fetish is boobs
>>542102297I just imagine you quickshotting in your pants whenever you see an ass in public
>>542100874PISS
My fetish is secondary sexual characteristics and symmetrical facial features
>>542102408I'm a woman though...
Fave manifests an entire piano for a single cutscene and plays only a couple of notes on it before it disappears the next time the camera switches angles
>>542102357noOAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHH COIN, COIN
Susie but she finds out about the weird route (she finds it kind of hot)
>>542102440anon didn’t stutter tho.
>>542102138>hates pippins ocs because it hates creativity>switches between talking like hal from a space odyssey and laughing maniacally>about as threatening as a rubber duck>its greatest accomplishment is defacing the green room wall with "FUJO IS UNPLEASANT" for about twenty minutes until someone cleaned it off
>>542102448Happy ThornRing Salesfriend
>>542100874what the fuck are the numbers
Fave ran around in a circle giggling too much before a NEET and his neighbor stunlocked him with a fireaxe and handbag
>>542102598What do they mean mason?
>>542102570i am under the belief that if you cut kris's hair the right way they could pull off the greatest happy mask salesman cosplay of all time but kris is a total pussy and would never do it
To me Ralsei will always be the fat guy of the groupHe doesn't have to be physically fat, because he's already spiritually fat
>>542099481I've been on the "Weird route is equal parts historical and prophetic by way of Kris's desires and neuroses" train for a few months now
>>542102667susie is like 4 fat guys in one. she is the bloke at the bar. she could eat ralsei and have room for dinerrrrr
>>542102531>until someone cleaned it offJanny/Jeny is our official cleaner now
>>542101825What's your thoughts on being touched
>>542102258He’s going to feed milfpins into BBWmilfpins. This will make telling the two milfpins apart easier
>>542102751I hate itI'm autistic
>>542102726It's like pottery, it thymes.
>>542102598Unc can't comprehend the cryptic codes
I'm going to scream if Rory isn't Dess or Carol
>>542102802You pass with flying colorsC'mere
>>542102814>mysterious eyes.......NOITA CROSSOVER ART??
Ralsei but as a 90s children cartoons idea of a cool rapper
>>542102736can't help but think a shadowguy or one of the remote guys would make a better janitor.
>>542102814that looks like the hollow knight void lords eyes
>>542102942and hollow knight too right? voidsoul +shadelord
>>542100874Pink with a splash of black/Lime.
>>542102146I want to cum on her hooves.
>>542102904>>mark my words
>>542102254I want the bunny slug to crawl on my penis.
>>542102992oh i was being funny; it's obviously silksong crossover, the knight is hornet toothe spoiler tag has the ...... in there so it looks like it should read "silksong", i doubt the artist actually wanted to reference the eye mystery
>>542103113thanks my mananon
>>542103057>>542103113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHdOXCoja-c
>>542102904And I am going to rub it in everyone's face. I don't expect apologies, congratulations or questions on what else I know. But be certain I will see you for the slime you are, when you are silent and pretend you never had anything to do with any of this.
>>542103126she turned out sorta fucky
>>542103219I wanna fuck you
>>542097463Good morning!
>>542103130i think it's HK from the first game, not Hornet
>>542103157Will the final version of Don't Forget that plays in chapter 7's credits be as good as this?
>>542103228She looks cute and elegant, as much as a slug can at least.
>>542103250wat
>>542103251NOOOO!!!!GOOOD NIGHT!!! >:(
https://youtu.be/z8yoDxXbEFE
>>542103219Calm down, man, I'm horny for Mettaton too, but it's not that serious
>>542103289yeah, on second look i think you're right, hornet doesn't have the pointy bumpy thingies on the inside
>>542103316i meant the other kind of fucky
>>542103405This is not going to be my first time being right on the internet. But it's the same every time.
>>542103363Good night to you!
>>542103489I wish I was Nubert right now. Not only would everyone like me, but I'd have the best view around!
HES GOT A BULGEEEEEEEE
>>542103910inhabiting the neo body is a highly erotic experience
>>542103910[Counterfeit] and [homosexual]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJWXlVClFt0&t=16402sThis is totally how you'd describe creating the main villain of your dream game
>Roaring Knight fight>Kris held their breath.>Their heartbeat quickened.>The SOUL now moves faster.>Kris held their breath...>Kris smiled.>Nothing happened.Little shit knows we can't ACT our way out of the fight.
>>542104059its the real deal bitch
>>542104129Inb4 we get godlike abillities like ending the fight on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl3W4HB254&list=RD_Hl3W4HB254&start_radio=1
>>542097939how are you feeling today fren?
>>542094207no you're good! wrote it better than i did
>>542104129this is stupid kris is literally endangering themself
>>542103251how are you doing today fren?
NO Elle will GET STRONGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TppSiru2EiA
>>542104421The Knight doesn't even swoon Kris. They're in no danger. Not that they would care anyway since they're a self-destructive retard.
>>542104421>the child running around with a knife all the time who had a giant blood stain on his bedroom floor is endangering themselvesterrible
>>542104471Doing pretty good! :)How are you?
>>542104592>hissorry im tired and havent smoked weed yet :C
Shotacon dess...
>>542104679plEASE stop apologizing for this. it's going to start retarded arguments that last the whole thread. refer to kris however you prefer and just leave it at that.
>>542104680yeah...
>>542104773sorry, sorry, please, it won't happen again, i'm sorry!!
>>542104837Rape this anon
Hey, anon. What'cha drawing there?
>>542104592did I just spot a pronoun for kris? I’ve got a some words to say
"Hello, Cloud... so this is where your Soul went, it took me a long time to find you in the Life Stream. Hiding inside of a little child? Afraid of the Dark? Quite disappointing. Allow me to reintroduce you to despair."
>>542104678doing well, about to game with some of my internet friends :D
>>542105053That smile at the end was so sassy omfg
>>542105062Have fun, fren! :D
>>542105092Forget the Knight for a minute, have the $!@# Squad fight Sephiroth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNms5rOaGlk&list=RD_Hl3W4HB254&index=3
>>542104934ITS NOT SEXUAL THIS TIME
>>542104680>>542104797Don't ask was where Asgore was in 2:08 AM of November 25th, 20XX
>>542105183It's ok, I believe you.
>>542104837*pins this anon to the wall and plants a chaste kiss on her neck**leaves*
HEY HO A BIG MAC FRIEND LISTEN NOW MAC N CHEESE
>>542105276i am going to have to smoke a lot more weed to cope with this..,
>>542105053>Sephiroth, aren't you too busy having your ass beat by Steve, Vivi, and the Fortnite dance?
>>542105194We don't have to ask, we know what happened.
>>542105661>The Life Stream opens a lot of avenues for petty and amusing distractions. However, Cloud persists in this, unfinished world so I must follow. How interesting that he has found himself summoned and captured in that little blue child's birdcage of a body. By all means, entertain me with a little demonstration of your strength before I return Cloud to where he belongs. Do not be concerned with the pain and fragility of this existence, I'll liberate you all as well.
Sephiroth vs Carol katana battle
>>542106143I just find the scenario to be funny. I always enjoyed Sephiroth being a hidden boss in Kingdom Hearts.
>>542106261Also all the talk of Dark Worlds, Darkness this and Light this and Hearts shining in the darkness have me feeling nostalgic. (Also, I've been on an FF binge, I can't help myself.
>>542106468apple doll...
>>542106468sans can only read the subtle differences in their facial expression during the boss fight because the surface of the putty undulates at very subtly different speeds depending on level of rage
Fave has a small spider crawling on their wall
https://discord.gg/fUFzBWmp
Mr (ant) tenna...Gay sex time!!!!
bumkbed...er
>>542106367fuck man if it wasn't supposed to be /utg/ related "minus special events" I would absolutely put jack in the wrestling stream. Maybe I can find a way to put him in after this month...
>>542106736bunker discord link
Whats up with carol's christmas fetish? Why is she like that? And why did she choose christmas instead of halloween?
>>542107086she’s a reindeer it’s in her jeans
>>542104934the mix of these levels of autism is scary, also he looks a bit like stewie griffin
>>542107250this art style is so fucking bad it looks like it was drawn by yanderedev
>>542107086Carol has accepted our lord and savior Jesus Christ into her heart and celebrates his birth every day of the year in hopes He will forgive her horrible fucked up sins like killing orphans and drinking their blood
who was the bottom, tenna or spamton?
>>542107539if an unfertilized pipis are the ones we encounter in ch 2, and a fertilized one is the special one in ch 3 that chirps and self replicates, then tenna came in spamton, from the bottom though because he's a subby bitch
>>542107539Does this answer your question?
I'm really diggin' all the new slugs on the board.
can you faggots drawing weird shit kill yourselves
>angy
susie somehow fucked up the rpgmaker rtp or whatever internal shit is working in there while making a shitpost rpgmaker2003 game and now every rpgmaker based game she plays keeps playing this loud fucking bass boosted remix of snoop dog's gin and juice for every single fucking sound effect or song that the engine tries to play and it overlaps like hell and she has tried uninstalling and reinstalling every game and nothing works and she tried reinstalling whatever shitty rtp wizard packages thingies come with the games but gin and juice cannot be stopped and kris just fucking laughs without helping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grxvf4iYTdg
>>542108278
>>542108952Penis saltshaker?
>>542109039yeah>>542108278use this post as the slug porn anchor
>>542096790the incident that banned jevil from TV world
>>542108952don't worry he has been saved by the souls
>>542107086Some people think it's because Dess went missing right around Christmas and Carol wants to keep everything "frozen in time" but if so then it's a serious case of nominative determinism.
>>542102904Did you have a wank to its fat ass
>>542107086Mettaton or papyrus is the knight and Carol is a big fan of nightmare before Christmas
>>542109564>>542108952
>>542109728*But it refused.
>>542109437The censors are going to gape Tenna's butthole at this rate
>>542110026possibly true!
Don’t look in the whiteboard right now
>tennatick x togoreWhy are you doing this
>>542110262Good will always prevail against evil
>>542110532because he waited my name to become yellow before attacking :(
>>542110561Evil seems to be winning right now
>>542100557Why she look like she's fucking the fence man
https://poipiku.com/11957559/12299796.htmlhttps://litter.catbox.moe/e7big5gcnoyzx20t.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/n3u5jxoiwugnpx77.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/shvie3v72bg314tv.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/b5lgxrw2oe6ny8kb.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/k2fyv3r7r265nqxd.jpegTenna/Yume
>>542110626That just means theres room for good to do it's thing
>>542103219who do you think the knight is then? I'm open to ideas
>>542110785Asriel.
>>542110838I mean, there's no proof against it for sure. Part of why I'm open to ideas is how the game really really really badly wants you to think Dess or Carol are the knight, it just feels too direct, there has to be something else there.
>>542096790bratty for the brattyfags
>>542111002>a Lightner, or adjacent>someone Kris knows very well>someone Kris trusts a lot>someone Kris is willing to deny us>Asgore is Chapter 5 boss>Toriel is asleep>Carol is not on the Gaster list>Dess is too busy being lost in the code>Rudy is too busy dyingToby actually wants you to think of Carol or Asgore as the Knight. But the fans already latched onto Dess, because of imagery, disregarding everything about her being lost.
Kris... You've become some kind of Deltarune... AS I LIVE AND FUCKING BREATHE >dies
>>542111002The casual audience didn't make the Dess connection at all until the Asgore truck meme became popular. I know multiple people who literally didn't even consider it until I brought it up to them. It only seems so obvious here because we have advanced autism.
>>542111368>feline featuresDisgusting. Kris identifies as a dog.
what if your fave called you a filthy n'wah
>>542111426those are wolf ears
>>542111256>>Dess is too busy being lost in the codeThis argument is retarded because Dess has been missing for at least seven years already, going by How to Draw Dragons, but the chapter 1 unused text is very clearly right after the person became lost in the code. IF it is Dess, then the unused text must be set in the past and not contemporaneously.
>>542111256>>Dess is too busy being lost in the code>follows the tail of hell into shelter>gets gaster blasted>becomes the knight
>>542111532But Snowy isn't my fave
Invested all my life savings into Dess Knight
>>542111603You assume time passes in the code at the same rate. If it passes at all.It's likely what ShadowCrystals see, too - not the future, past or alternate dimensions, but the code. And if no alternative sprite exists, tough shit.
>>542111609
>>542111780If the timing doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter whether or not she's in the code at all. She finished up her stay in the hyperbolic code chamber and popped out as the Knight.
>>542111963Interesting. So what did Kris promise her, then? Why is Carol still frozen in a holiday, if she's clearly aware and working with (you) and phone?
What if Noelle was an amalgamate who crash landed from space and bit carol/rudy and then became their weird little goop baby?
>>542112069carol being a cold holiday bitch is her personality, noelle was put in winter pageants, it's just a character quirk
>>542100874Lime SOUL but without cuntboy bc this shit gay af
reminde that Rudy was the one to give birth
>>542112152Cut off one head. Two more shall take its place.You realize you're doing the mental gymnastics meme, right?
>>542112069She's a weird darkness mutant who can shapeshift into a bird and shit for whatever reason, clearly Kris and/or Carol want to fix that.
What if Toby's dream was "Whoa, dude, games are, like, just lines of code, man."That would kind of tie in with Undertale subverting usual disregard for video game characters/enemies that player has when playing a game.
>>542112251how is it mental gymnastics to take note that noelle has several christmas related childhood stories and extrapolate that carol has always been a christmas autist, instead of it being some kind of cope for when dess disappeared? play the fucking game. they are reindeer monsters all having names related to christmas time or winter. do you think after dess disappeared, carol made them all legally change their names? don't piss me off
>>542112251"Carol is a bitch because she's a bitch" is the opposite of mental gymnastics
>>542111256Gaster list is a nothingburger
>>542111423Idk man. I wasn't into deltarune when I was playing chapter 3 for the first time and my literal first thought seeing knight was what if this is that dess person they talked about extensively in chapter 2
if i accidentally drew lines on the starting area of the whiteboard i apologize it's not loading for me anymore i was gonna draw some toriel milkers but i'll leave it for tomorrow
>>542112254How did a darkness mutant go into a library in broad daylight
>>542112717she can shapeshift
I think dess knight is good because otherwise what would dess even do?Carol is the mastermind, Rudy comforts asgore, noelle and others.dess would just be a passive maiden in distress. That maybe works for a pure gameplay game like super Mario, but deltarune is such a movie game it makes red dead redemption 2 look like tetris.also dess enjoying being the knight and not being controlled by carol, Kris working more with dess knight than they do with carol is my favorite interpretation.gaster list omitted the names of dess and Carol because tricky Tony didn't want to spoil them. He kept Carol's name a secret by having the rent letter for asgore be titled "C" instead Carol.
>>542112069>if she's clearly aware and working with (you) and phone?Is she? She doesn't realize it was (You) who turned on the Dancing Santas and plays matchmaker for Noelle and Kris on Weird Route which she almost certainly wouldn't if she was in the know
>>542112898Dess being the Knight works better on a pure gameplay angle too because the way characters do anything in these games is by participating in fights so if she's the Knight she can participate in fights
>>542112898why did he bother keeping it such a secret?
>>542112898>dess would just be a passive maiden in distressToby wrote this story before he was woke so I don't see this as impossible
every time anons have this discussion i have to point towards mother 3
What if Dess is trapped within the games code in a meta way akin to code lyoko and thats why gaster says this world is a simulation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglEftCe8Is
>>542113278I wonder if Toby can hit us as hard as Mother 3 hits.
>>542113304he can't because of how each chapter feels like a different game and not in a good way, unless a final version is released
>>542113278As proof of Asrielknight?
>>542108278Yknow you can click off the "weird fetish porn" sites if you dont like seeing the weird fetish porn, anon.This is an undertale/deltarune general to talk about things related to the games' characters and opinions about the utdr games/content that you wont see anywhere else, not a safe place for puriteens.
dess is the knight because deltarune is based on a true story
>>542113392if you didn't play the game, sure
good morning gamers
>>542113174But that's still bad. You could have a girly girl trad wife be your active helper and subordinate like noelle is, even in normal route when she still follows you and you have to help her instead of taking action like non trad wife susie.
>>542109573That wouldnt explain naming both of your kids as christmas related things.
>>542100874>pregnancy lumped in with tranny shit and polygamy
>>542113575If Dess is part of the code then she can still do stuff to help the party, maybe even manifest a shitty player character
>>542110262>>542110532>>542110561>>542110625>>542110626>>542110696Guys, what are you talking about? I'm taking a look at the whiteboard now ans there's noth->https://files.catbox.moe/cym46f.pngWHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK?
>>542100874red soul for battennayellow soul for spamtennapurple soul for queentennapink soul for toritennaorange soul for sneotennagaymeboy soul for kingtenna
So it turns out its not "hard" to replace intro music but it looks very tedious...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aNXaWJ563s
>there are people who have played undertale more than once and have never seen neutral undyne's death
>>542114019I’m drawing more now
>>542112603ohhh it wasn't loading because of fortnite furry foot fetish.
>>542114539lol
>>542114685>fortnite furry foot fetish.
>>542114293Good ship
>>542113495I think he means the weird shit in the whiteboard right next to the stuff he wants to see lol
>>542114019This is really saddening actually
>>542114724>The person calling it out gets banned
>>542115169No, that was me. I might have jumped the gun too early because >>542112603 may have genuinely goofed up. "Do not attribute to malicious to what may be a goof-up", and threadshitter is probably outside of active hours anyway.
B pants and Catty
>>542115468that's Toby fox
>>542115364i didn't add the fortnite picture, i made that post because i kept refreshing since the board was completely blank for a few minutes due to my potato laptop being unable to load the image, and assumed while i was refreshing i was leaving lines.. it's been trashed in the typical style of blocking everyone's drawings, but i don't want to start a loop that will last until i wake up so just wait for the owner to fix it
>>542111142anorexic gator
I just realized the singer to smash bros ultimate main theme sounds like the singer to the song endsinger from final fantasy 14 "huge spoilers for that game" Said fave
>>542112717Who said the Knight went in broad daylight? Flavor text explicitly points out that someone could hide in the closet.
>>542113174He was in college when he had the dream, he was already woke
>>542114539>https://files.catbox.moe/jktg2s.pngThese are saved onto my hard drive, forever. I even have multiple backups now.
>>542116938you know the whiteboard logs your ip right?
>>542114019>togore shota porn is allowedwhy did no one tell me
>>542117037Hey, I didn't draw any slugs. And yes, I knew that.
Not a fan of bug sex but I hate Togore so it balances out
>>542116718It made the fountain when Noelle and Berdly were in the room, they have their books outI guess it could have been waiting there all night but I think the library lighting would dissapate it or something
Not a fan of bug sex but I love Togore so it balances out
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!who shat up the whiteboard again....
Not a fan of bug sex but I love Togore so it makes it worse
I think I learnt a valuable lesson on keeping my mouth shut.
>>542117206We don't know the mechanics of how the Knight works exactly, so I'm not gonna speculate on that point, but the closet flavor text only makes sense if whoever opened the fountain was hiding inside in it before Noelle and Berdly came in. The closet is open afterwards, so they had to have left before the dark world was sealed. Noelle and Berdly would obviously remember someone walking into the room even if they got magically knocked out afterwards, so the fountain opener had to be there beforehand. So they had to be in the closet, as hinted at by the flavor text.Also, if you believe in the idea that there's a conspiracy, which seems quite likely considering the hints that Alvin opened the chapter 4 dark worlds, Ms. Boom runs the library and there's also the goner bird there, either of whom could be involved in covering things up or making it easier for the fountain opener to enter and exit the library regardless of who it is. So, for instance, if the fountain opener is a weird semi-Darkner mutant, Ms. Boom could just turn off the lights so they could escape.
>>542116694All the English Nintendo vocalists are badSaid uhhhhhhhhhh unusually opiniated AU Napstablook
>>542117742Papyrus wouldn't say that. He doesn't know what that is.
People will complain about AI and then draw pedo stuff
>>542118104CoolOrbCreaturesKeleton
>>542118242do you feel the same about noelle lewds? no?
>>542118381depends if shes aged up or not
>>542118402not this anon but aged up simply means to look mature and not like a child.I'm fine if you draw her with huge tits and offmodel slop but if you actually just make her flat chested teenage-looking-ass with her weird long face you're just weird
>>542118006That is true about the conspiracy.
>>542118581why is huge tits fine and not flat chest when both are porn
>>542106468I don't like super duper canon accurate Frisk.
>>542118716the point is that one looks like some bimbo and the other just looks like a kidand no i'm not talking about small tits im talking straight up planks.I subscribe to the idea hat it's all about the looks.These pixels on my screen aren't real and don't age and so it's all about how you choose to depict then rather then some made-up number on a character's wiki page
>>542116938Good.>>542117120NOOOO NOOO! The Tennatick is much larger because this is years in the future, they are aged up. but Togore’s height never changed because he is a specil boy
>>542118104asriel borrowed a chicken from papyrus’ great and powerful 12 decker chicken coop and he really really wants it back
>>542118581>with her weird long faceWhat's wrong with the long face? It's not particularly neotenic so I don't see how it's pedo. It just makes her look like a deer.
>>542119392Where does the chicken coop fit in their house
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFoh wow you smell amazing ahaha what did you put on today?
>>542119808cum
>>542119634it doesn’t. it’s right behind it. it’s exceedingly space-efficient, while still remaining comfortable and luxurious.
>>542119542oh no the long face isn't pedo it's just ugly I said that because I think her face is ugly
>>542119808Juice freshly squeezed from tennaticks.
>>542119889>Well, there is a chicken coop here.
>>542120051Can I get some too?
>>542096790gn
>>542120220Very cute deer
>>542109534slugsei my belugsei
>>542097170cute vess and good songi wouldnt say you cant draw, lineless art is hard to do
fave is getting railed by gaster follower 2
>>542119808I put on a cologne called "DESTROYER OF WHITEBOARDS. RAVAGER OF FUJOS. SAVIOUR OF UTG."pretty strong stuff
>>542122440fucking this thing in its plump ass
good morning i love them. thought i slept in today and freaked out for a second before seeing the time
>>542118581I don't see you fags saying this to the fujo porn we get. Flat is justice
>>542122796We tolerate only fat titty fujo hereWe demand a payment of a barrel of fujo milk per day
>>542122907She has the chest of a boy and can still lactate like a cow
>>542122440That creature reminds me of Sommie.
>>542122907fujo is so flat that her husband has bigger tits than she does
>>542122796>Flat is justice.
fave develops skin rashes and diarrhea every time they have an anxiety crisisfave trying to hide from you why they have to go to the bathroom so often and why they are so itchy
>>542123076true
>>542123076Tbf fattat is a cow
do you think carol made rudy roleplay as mr and mrs santa in the bedroom but took it incredibly seriously which meant rudy had to wear the itchy beard on top of the costume, there was a fake snow machine in the bedroom, and dozens of creepy elf dolls were posed to simulate working on toys
>>542107639Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
>>542114019
oh heysomeone carried on my crusade against whiteboarders.Nice paw pics
>>542122440you are 15 years old
>>542124979nuh uh
Why is Tenna a HEAVY FAT BITCH
>>542124906Cranky because you can’t draw aren’t you?
>>542114019>>542116938visibly deformed adult Togore but with a Verne Troyer dwarfism physique to show he was a dwarf goat the whole time (looked normaler as a kid but never got taller)
>>542107639now this is what i like to see
>>542114019>>542116938Unironically good erotica. Yes I’m saying this about togore tennatick porn. It’s strange, it’s freaky, it’s off putting, it’s well drawn, it’s hot, this is what subculture is all about. I love weird art
>i am not le mad I can’t draw!>y-you just draw weird shit!>*seethes* *pukes* *scribbles repeatedly*Keep the raiding in your discord and maybe anons wont shit on it desu desu
>>542125532haha you got caught by 4chan filters
>>542126001no I didn't?I literally typed desu desu instead of f@mIm white after all not some mutt from afwica
weeaboo Alphys has entered the thread
>>542126286>Im whiteSo you're Indian, got it.
>>542125180His stress eating has the underpaid pippins slaves I mean employees working round the clock in the kitchen
>>542126514the new meta for tv world is sleeping directly in tenna's soft fat rolls instead of the overcrowded, uncomfortable slum buildings
had a dream that the one anon who dreamt they were spamton and had to bang human tenna (who was also a professor and their superior) as a part of a spamtenna stage play in front of their family came back and drew poster art for for it. the tenna was fat and glorious. this is the only part I can recall
>>542119945you don't love her.
am i gay if i had a dream that i sucked off my bf, gave him a rimjob, then sucked him off again? asking for a friend
>>542126540am i not allowed to draw deltarune girls on the whiteboard then? i dont get why everyone has to be punished. i stay on topic and i apparently am not allowed to because of you
>>542126703Pertinent as I drew a pippins dead under one of fattenna’s flaps on the whiteboard last night, funny to watch the spammer seethe over it in real time. That’s pretty cute though, imagine them all warm and cozy like that one bird species that carries its chicks in its fluff
>>542128049Post hand
>>542127435I need the anons who keep having Toby fox fever dreams to hurry up and manifest them into material reality
Flowey says, "NOBODY LOVES YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE."
>ruins an entire generation of womenHow did he do it?
>>542128879battat looks molestable
Fat FUCK
>>542128879Fujos are inherently flawed.They would have gone for asgore if he was thinner and wore a stupid suit.Tumblr was a mistake
according to the Japanese, tenna is most likely to get tricked, raped, and/or assaulted by pippins in any situation where he isn’t himself
>>542129297I hate his nose so much. Disgusting.
>>542129369would molest this kemoshota until they were a panting mess oozing shote cum everywhere
>>542129297all pippins are fat my thesis
>>542129405
>>542129347i don't get it are you mad at fujos or are you mad that asgore is unpopular with women and more popular with menthe way you type makes you seem gay
>>542129592>the way you type makes you seem gaywhat!?n-nooooooo
If dess is chara and the knight is dess (chara) then wouldnt the knight-kris relationship be why did chara do this meme?
>>542129405Why do we never draw any of the Pippins with noses? Is it just Battat??? Do all pips even have noses??????
>>542129369>frisk and chara are literally two different animalsflowey hitting tenna levels of delusion/brain damage
>>542129592It's projection. A lot of guys relate to Asgore. A woman liking a character they relate to would make them feel great.
>>542128360Let's ANALyze>i sucked off my bfGay.>gave him a rimjobHmm, could be considered gay but not really gay in itself.>then sucked him off againSimple math states that it cancels out the gayness of the first one.Conclusion: you are as straight as an arrow.Nice dream!
>>542129936thank you fren, good post :)
>>542129921well i like asgore but i dont like these spammers. would the issue be solved if i just drew asgore...
>>542129853schrodinger's schnozcaptcha: P00PNK
I hate goatposting fags so much
Should PENUMBRA PHANTASM play during true good route or Weird route?>Toby said no homestuck motifs in the gameThere's still gonna be a song called PENUMBRA PHANTASM in the ost
>>542130072No.The more that distances Homestuck from Deltarune, the better.
Deltarune needs more kemoshota
deltarune is pre scratch undertale
>>542130072true good omega world revolving big shot hammer of justice route
>>542130072toby cancelled that because the guy died
>>542130072Why would Toby reuse the same name for a different song?
over a decade of MTT
>>542130416Hype moment and aura obviously
deltarue and undertale are homestuck remakes
>>542130046I don't frequent this general so I don't know what spammers you speak of. But I imagine that drawing Asgore won't change a thing. Asgore isn't a tumblr sexyman. That's a fact.
You people made something nice, those whiteboards, and you can't even keep these clean. this general is so doomed
I STILL don't know what homestuck is even about
>>542130046You should draw Asgore's cock and balls regardless of the spammers
>>542130593this general has always been doomed yet it lives. hmm
>>542130538he doesnt need to be a tumblr sexyman, he caters to the bara/daddy niche and ch 5 will help it
>>542130605for what it helps, neither do I
>>542130462Cute robutt
anon below me will marry asgore
>>542130605cool.well this is /utg/a general for Undertale and Deltarune so feel free to post something on topic next time.
>>542130703Like Somalia?
>>542130879like brazil
>>542130849the raped whinethe raped crythe raped will get raped againit's only a matter of time
>>542130849Doefags don't play the game
>>542130462>10 years ago>wanted to fugg mettaton>10 years later>still want to fugg mettaton
is fucking mettaton gay or straight?
>>542131338You're both men so it's gay
>>542131338it's only gay if you make it gay anon
Who the fuck is Mettaton?His name is Metaton
>>542131043Dess and SOUL exchange tips on how to rape eachother's sibling.
>>542131443Tasqigger go away
>faggot is mad at fujos>colors over noelle drawings?
>>542131741attention: horse
>>542131638No go insult a tullip that's slightly stale and dry.
>>542128360Why would people ever fantasize about licking someone else's assholeall youre gonna feel is the taste of poop and get an infection
>>542131848this. never understood rimming. Like just stuff something in there instead, please.
>>542131741Spiritually Israeli
>>542131840hur dur nigga hur dur
Good morning utgthe hummingbirds are close to leaving the nest, I wish that I didn't need a ladder to take pictures of them.The fave birds are lovely, aren't they?
>>542131973Statistically likely and true
>>542131043it snew
whiteboard nonny wake up we need u
>>542132001look I could've said to go fuck yourself with a cactus or have a mercury enema but these insults are basic, if I tell you to configurate a cuckoo clock on the bottom of a lake while trying to sing your national anthem your brain will go ''that is not right, wtf?'' and the thinning about that will make me more memorable to you. my infection will have a bigger chance to settle.
>>542132335one man one cactus
fave turns into a zombie but they play it off cool
which fave would support israel
I would greatly enjoy having consensual sexual intercourse with fave
>>542132851spamton and tenna and pluey and battat
>>542132845..... how does that even work with an android?
>We'll never meet Papyrus>Because Papyrus has never seen the sunDoes it not occur to people that Papyrus didn't know what a human looked like until Sans pointed it out? Kris while older looks a lot like Frisk, had Papyrus met Kris he'd know what a human looked like>Papyrus is REALLY stupidFair.
>>542132970has anyone made an edit of tenna getting money from Israel yet
>>542132851Toriel because the Angelian bible says Israel must exist for the prophecy to happen
>>542132074They are.
>>542133094She would honestly.
>>542133018What if Papyrus doesn't exist in Deltarune and Sans is just fucking with us
Me when I’m totally not seething
>>542133318Just another reason he needs to die
What would happen to Kris if you put the soul in your mouth and started sucking on it like candy?
>>542133380This circle seems a little off
If you're not seething then why did you share that with us?
>>542133380imagine if he spent all that time practicing drawing. hes literally going to die one day and never made even a single drawing. makes me happy ^^
>>542133490Nothing because Kris doesn't feel what the SOUL feels when it's outside their body. They only recoil in pain after putting the SOUL back in, not while hitting it.
>>542133503>doesn’t understand one of the most basic jokes of the internet Underagespammerkun…
what if catty was fatter
>>542133637ok, what would happen if you firmly grasped it while it’s still attached to his chest?
>>542133686>underageim not?>spammerim not?sounds to me you're mad and lashing out at anyone that replies that doesn't say "slay sister!"
The retard(s) consistently deface the whiteboard around the same time of day. Should probably plan around it at this point until they get bored and fuck off.
>>542133637>Suck on the soul>Kris puts it back in>Kris immediately cums
>>542133861>im slay sister! it's you. >>542126286
What would Pluey do if I put my hand on his chest and refused to move it?
please don’t tell me about yourself I don’t know and I don’t care. I’ll call you whatever I want and you should be grateful for being acknowledged at all
>>542112069>>542112152>>542112359Maybe Carol was into Christmas before, but it became obsessive after Dess's disappearance.
>>542133816It would be extremely painful
>>542134137he'd go prrr? mrrrp? and nibble on your fingers
>>542134147Imagine being Rudy and coming home to this but with Carolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNuRr9t4FBo
>>542134308Even without the costume?
>>542134140damn what did the pluey poster do to piss you off?
what if you showed bergentruck memes to noelle
>>542134368especially without the costume easier access
>>542134398a psychotic break from reality. she’s not stable at all.
>>542134368They're freaky like that
>>542134140wat
the Japanese are drawing Him
>>542134398She would get suspicious and check his truck on her way home everyday just to make sure (she's never sure)
tenna literally makes his shadowguys wear bunny ears and socks tv world is like the playboy mansion
>>542134585His worms left him because they're polyphobic
>>542134447>>542134484I wanna pounce on one and aggressively scratch their belly
>Come across actual Dom TennaI don't get it, why do some people want him to be as stereotypically sexyman as the vivziepop dudes?True ruining of the character
>>542134801because of this, anon
>>542134585the cummies.....theyre leaving......
>>542134716they actually do that on their own because they like it
>>542134716The socks are being worn, but the bunny (and cat) ears are a natural part of the Shadowguys.>>542134656kek
>>542134656So Sorry is honestly cute without context so I can see why they'd draw him since the language barrier protects them from said context
>wake up first thing in the morning >tasquetard has thoroughly shit the thread already I'm getting tired of dark warchief's off topic troll attempts and seeing his posts for any reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>542134887that’s bratty bottom behavior
>>542134656https://youtu.be/AxkZJmi-5xc?si=5fJw9Vr8KcdpOhzkAre they just not aware?
>>542134887No excuse, I've only seen Dom Tenna become an actual thing until now
>>542135050that's your interpretation
>>542134801youre insane and cant read and you're missing out on so much
>>542135140I've seen people drawing him pumping loads into meek assistants practically from day one
Which Mikes would be most and least likely to let me cuddle up to them and rest my head on their chest where their heart is?
>>542135151I will forever stand behind the Sub Tenna supremacy
Truthfully, I find Sans attractive.
Imagine someone's autistic hyperfixation is to analyze and document thread personalities on 4chan.Couldn't be me
>>542135119They just don’t know
New Tenna animation just droppedhttps://x.com/fam_ingDR/status/1976653956253466724
>>542134095TC-kun...
anon below me gets married to so sorry
>>542135394Most: Pluey, since he’s kitty he probably loves cuddling, especially in that plush suitMiddle: Jongler, he’s a chill guy and probably wouldn’t care except that Zappers have been shown to not like having their chests touchedLeast: Battat, he’d turn into a feral chihuahua if you tried
>>542135739My condolences, anon...
Deltarune will have multiple endings not because of Snowgrave but because if Deltarune has only one ending that means the Prophesy really can't be changed
>>542135739https://youtu.be/4tDYMayp6Dk
>>542136006What a dapper gentlemanly goat.
>>542135394Cowboy > Cat > Small I don’t think Cowboy would refused if you asked directly. They might actually take the initiative since they seem to spend a lot of time thinking about others. >CatYou’d think him being a cat would = yes by default but cats are fickle. >SmallIf you aren’t Tenna I don’t think you’re getting this from him unless you initiate and even then he’s probably gonna leave Pippins-style.
>>542131430*Metatron
>>542135937the steam pages says: ''only one ending?'' yet retards don't understand what foreshadowing and a question mark are.
>>542133636same here ^_^
>>542134801Fanon Tenna is just Mettaton Change my mind
hes togoring out
>>542136218Fuck off retard!
Rare tobster
Fish I wish
Tasquetard should probably stop being such a fat unwanted idiot in public and crawl back to his social media he controls people on and almost certainly uses to creep on random women. Video relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>542136482Cute fish
>>542136175Thank you for the well though-out response, Anon. Your participation is appreciated greatly.
>>542135267wish I didnt have my job that sucked and instead had a tv world job that sucked but at least fucked me
>>542136164
>>542136218Kill yourself
>>542135446toriel.....
>>542135446Who DOESN'T?
is tasquefag trully bad or is he bad because we can recognize him? I have a feeling that a llot of the anons here wouldnt be different if we could recognize them
Toby relicshttps://x.com/dailytobytrivia/status/1976630012720947261
>>542133018What if he only meets them in the dark world? It'll explain the lack of sun and him not recognising humans, Kris does look different in the dark world
>>542135446yeah you like what you see dont you kid er er er er er er er
Fave takes a bunch of tylenol when pregnant with anon
>>542134801He's big and people want him to ruin them.Also, it's not entirely without support in the text, he's cruel to his employees and even keeps the Lancer Fan Club hostage for a bit. I think he could be a dom, but he'd be very stupid and dorky with it.
>>542136979He's bad enough he would be instantly recognized for his shitposts and really childish trolling attempts regardless of being a namefag.Temmieturd doesn't need to namefag or even be consistent about his posts to be immediately hated for it.
>>542137224Fave gets anon circumcised just cuz it's customary in the Midwest but it starts a chain of dominos that leads to anon getting radicalized by an alt right image board
"WE WANT OUR FORESKINS BACK!" cried kris
how much of a nightmare would a utg altchan be
>>542137407this is why Kris is the best character
*wakes up from bedsheets like a popped pimple**dribbles into thread*
>>542137461It would be a nightmare for the person that made the site and is paying for the domain because it would have a total of 1 monthly visitor and 1 active user
>>542137573what a grotesque image
>>542137647(me)The user would me, acting as 31 anons, like I do here
What if Kris is actually the son of Asgore and Toriel? Like, what if Toriel unironcally gave birth to a human?
Isn't it weird we had 9 years of /utg/ without Tenna
>>542137461imagine /pippins/
>>542137869imagine all the pippins porn god that would be so hottttt
>>542137694*taps coffee mug*>no talkie before coffee
>>542137323>>542137407Now which ut/dr characters have foreskin though? Cause I feel like in Undertale the Dreemurrs (Asriel, Asgore, Chara, Frisk in post-pacifist) would still have it but because deltarune is more of a midwest vibe, they wouldn't have it due to Keloggs or whatever the hell is wrong with the US.In short Kris is just Chara without foreskin.
>>542117174dawg we in 2025 everything is logging your ip, even this thread
>>542137647Maybe like 6 or 7 active users
Hehhhehhehhehhehheh look at all these ips now I can sign up for so much coupon discounts
Kris is female
utgchan's one active user is ME and i'm posting PREGNANT SPAMTON IMAGES
I dont trust any of you would be good posters in utgchan
>>542138439where are they bitch
>>542138414
/utg/ has less active people in it than I have active friends in oldschool runescape. It's part of why I'm not here as much anymore.
Chatgpt, write a new chatbot script for a "utgchan", make it a teenage mutant ninja turtles fursona and have it avoid posting anything related to undertale or deltarune. Have it push notifications to me of all (You)s.
>>542138823That's ok I still i love you and will have a welcome back banner when you come back chapter 5 releases
Utg has fallen
>>542135790>>542136020fuuuuuck
>>542138414My son. I miss my son. He would have been a real hero.
>>542136563Always
>>542138391Judging by all the krisriel rape fanfics on AO3 this is true
It really depends on the time of day and even then I like that it's somewhat slow, it gives me time to think about my responses and what to post
>>542139094The child is waiting.
>>542137224There's way too much to break down with that statement considering my feelings for fave and the autism flowing in my veins.
>>542138990Thanks, we are getting sailing soon and having boats in runescape will be the thing that either fucks up their do-over with oldschool or takes it into a new era of being the best MMO ever made. I gotta get some skills up and a decent looking outfit for it, the fashion in that game is taken more seriously than anything else.
The vessel is venom snake. Kris is naked snake
>>542139316He's only gonna be in one scene...
>>542117037like every single other website on the internet right now?
>>542139530Kris stop trying to eat Jokington!
>>542139383>the fashion in that game is taken more seriously than anything else.>fashion>runescape>OLD runescapeI'm gonna need you to elaborate right HECKIN now
>>542139563
>>542096790Pluepins bunny ears
>>542139316Toby called the vessel a workout ready body in the dad stream
alexa google togore rule 34
>>542139697Cute!! I love characters with bunny ears
>>542139697Whoahwhoawhaohaowahwoahowooaoaawoahwaowo who is this
hello chat, i am going to the grocery store soon, you guys want me to get you anything?
>>542139757I swear if the gift we gave them doesn't do anything; I'm rioting.
>>542139902Dildo
>>542139845Okay. Googling Togore rule 34... Shall I describe it to you?
>>542139902Lil Debbie zebra cakes and some meth
>>542139902whiteboard cleaner
>>542139967>>542140029>>542140084those are not sold in soup stores you silly billy
>>542139902A pack of fags, a bottle of wine and a bottle of ink for my quill
>>542139902Diet coke please.
>>542119379Hmmmm as betrayed as I felt I've come to forgive you.Also I actually see what you mean... you gave him horns and stuff! Maybe we can still be friends after all
>>542140005yeah
>>542139853Ty anon!>>542139880This is Pluepins, my black Pippins who can talk to Shadowguys, loves big band jazz and may or may not be a hybrid.
>>542137998Deltarune takes place in Massachusetts though
>>542140114I need my FUCKING Lil Debbie zebra cakes
>>542139902E-eggs...
>>542140346Look, American suburbs all look the same to me, I'm sure massachusetts also steal foreskin too
>>542140350ANON PLEASE CALM DOWN WHY ARE YOU TWEAKING!? LIL DEBBIE FUCKING SUCKS! HOSTEES IS BETTER!
>>542139902BallistolI'm running out of deodorant
>>542139902Chocolate please
I hate chara
>>542139902soup
>>542139902*unscrolls grocery list*Water enhancer, sweet tea flavored, NO steviaCeleryOnions, red and whiteTangerinesApplesBananasFrozen BlueberriesGreek Yogurt TUBS, not singles, 0 fat, low carbCheddar cheese 1lb block, mildCheddar cheese 1lb block, sharpColby Jack cheese 1lb blockMozzarella cheese 1lb block, LOW moistureMozzarella string cheeseCoca Cola Vanilla 12 packCoca Cola Cherry 12 packCoca Cola Zero Cherry Vanilla 12 packMountain Dew 12 packMountain Dew Zero 12 packSunflower seeds, saltedEggsAmerican CheeseHamBaconCanadian BaconTurkey, BOARS HEADSweet relishButtermilkCilantroLemonsIll cal if I think of anything else
>>542140587Its okay anon, she hates you too like Shodan hates humanity
Fucking Magma why can't I get rid of the signup prompt I just want to look at art reeeeeeeeee
I think Chara would sound like young Sheldon and I hate that.
>>542138414I miss my gray sexdoll wife...
>>542139634So basically runescape is a game that was made by british people to be a sort of virtual "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" experience where you could larp as a peasant who needed to work the land itself to equip yourself as a knight or wizard or elf fanboy with a bow and fight monsters for loot and stuff and go on quests. You could also trade and fight other players and otherwise chat to them chatroom style. Pretty straightforward stuff. Around 2009 they started making changes to the game some people didn't like and by the 2010s it had become something new entirely and was bleeding players and money out of the company so they just released "oldschool runescape" which is a fork of the game based roughly on how it was in 2007 but has been continuously developed in a completely different direction that has been well received enough that even WoW fans are checking it out now when that would have been unheard of originally. Playing the game takes an absurd amount of time, I have thousands of hours into it and some items are either expensive or require lots of dedicated time and can't be purchased at all. Cool outfits are made out of expensive or otherwise hard to obtain items, wearing some of the most expensive stuff in the game could be worth upwards of $1000+ of actual real money and would take untold hours of ingame time to acquire legitimately and are functionally wearable, useful, and sometimes even good looking too.I don't even have time or space to explain the economy, just know that it's basically run like an actual stock market because of how long people have been putting time into it. Here's a starter guide if you want to go kill some goblins or whatever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YFTgB78bDY
>>542140703Just type gibberish with an email suffix into the email field you don’t have to verify anything aaaaaaaaa
>>542140264Anon may I your blessing to plap your pippins
>>542140114Buy me clothes then
deltarune takes place in bolivia
>>542140602>All fizzy and no alcoholDamn, either you're underage, trying to go sober or just a sad adult, either way mountain dew sucks balls in the bad way
>>542140473Hostess doesn’t make zebra cakes
>>542140839Dont psychoanalyze my shopping list get to shopping *whipcrack*
>>542140965Zebra cakes fucking suck anyway anon. Zingers are superior.
>>542140761I feel like Berdly would've been the only one who played it and despite him trying desperately to get anyone else to play, everyone thought it was cringe
>>542141040I agree only for the ones that have the snoball coating
>>542140798yeag
>>542141180What about the lemon frosted ones?
>>542140839Nta but beer sucks ass. Alcohol is only good if its an alcoholic party beverage or wine or something of the sort.Cheap groceries beer is shit!
>>542141118If the game actually took place in the 2000s or early 2010s like Deltarune wants to pretend it is it would have been very popular with the deltateens. It was one of the coolest things you could be doing with an internet connection and a computer and Runescape ran on literal toaster computers you could access at school or the public library or as a poorfag. The rich half like Noelle would play WoW as she could easily afford the $15 a month subscription whereas Runescape was $5 at the time I believe and had a free to play area that you could play for a very long time before it became limiting.
>>542140761I mean, I played the original back then, and I knew they brought it back but I didn't know it succeeded that hard, I feel like trying it out now, good for them yeah it felt like Tibia with its neverending skill grind. I barely tolerated Maple Story and I even used vacuum hacks
>>542141421People will still pay $20 even for BOGO beer instead of just liquor
evil toby be like
>>542141380sadly I’ve never liked artificial lemon flavor
>>542140839Sadly, alcohol does not make you the really tough and mature individual you think you are
>>542141589>Finish the game up to chapter 6>Cancel Chapter 7 one week from release
>>542139675Hey look, a masochist made this.
>>542141589>today I will dev Deltatune!>AFTER I binge game all day!!! Muahah
god shes so cute...now draw them fucking
>>542141589>Nut Dealer Stave 8 is finished after 9 months of development!
>>542141665Not them but personally, alcohol just makes me fat and drunk
>>542141689Hey look, a failed YouTuber
Beer is actually the worst.Tastes like shit and it takes forever fir the alcohol to hit.As opposed to something that usually doesn't taste at all and is stronger.And thats not to mention that you get the option to make it taste good if you want to ...
>>542141847I'm not failed, I got as much as I wanted out of my channel. I was only focused on entertaining a small group of people.And I'm never let's playing Deltarune, the game has proved itself impossible to let's play in my way.
>>542141758I love this one too. Btw you can get a much crisper pic if you hit the blue share button and share as PNG
Alcohol just tastes like shit in general, like why would you willingly drink that when almost anything else tastes better?
>>542141421Eh, wine is definitely my prefered drink but beer ain't that bad, just get the right crate and it should be good, not all of them are that bad>>542141665I am not tough or really mature in the slightest, I'm an alcoholic gayboy who unironically lost to a midget in an arm wrestle, a 4'10 women was quite literally stronger than me
>>542141758I like the art style it reminds me of old kid's books I would read
>>542141758I would cuddle her.
>>542142132Like I said it's for the alcohol.You drink to get drunk and feel fun!Thats why I said beer sucks. It takes FOREVER for it to get me drunk and it just tastes so bad.Now a good fun colourful cocktail tastes good and does it's job much faster
>>542142153I guess it's from person to person.My mother loves beer. She says something about it being "refreshing" imo anything can be refreshing so that doesn't mean much
>>542142132>anything else*blushes and lets stiffy swing out to let anon have some sweet cummies*
>>542142621Put your penis in a cheese grater
>>542142894
>>542142581It might just be because most people here have tried a shitty brand desu, there's some beers I hated but there was some where it was heavenly, people shluld really try craft beers more
Why is there such a lack of deltarune gore art?
>>542142894Berdly>Susie as a Player 2 as Susie gives up when she loses, Berdly keeps playing
tena
>>542143087Gonna have to hazard a guess that it's more extreme than most people want to draw, and most people don't want to look at it so even if it is made it's going to have a tiny audience of basically just (you)
>>542142894Why the hell do I find Kerdly more interesting than Suselle...
>>542143087What's THIS then?
>>542143197Rivalry turned romance has more spice to it than a classic love story, I guess.
>>542143234>heart shaped seed That's highly artistic and the gore is implied. Edgy for sure, but doesn't come off as someone's weird fetish at all.
>>542143234>What the hell am I looking at.gif
bizaro utg be likeTENNA BIG RRRRRAAAAAAGH
>>542143508But isn't that just kind of happens on the regular?
>>542143601on bizarro /utg/ all the women are jerking off to the titan instead of tenna
>>542142132That's what mixing drinks is for. But if you're drinking hard liquor straight up you're probably trying to get drunk fast.
>>542143404Deltarune seems to be tailor-made for this kind of artistic edge, and I love it.
>>542143197Because Suselle makes me want to puke. Embrace Kriselle instead.
What cocktail would fave drink? (it has to be alcoholic)
>>542143742I like how prophetic edgy art can be.This piece predates "burning eyes" by quite a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBVteb9Z6ps
>>542143897Banana
>>542143848>not embracing youelleturn in your foreskin
>>542143897Virginless Cuba Libre
spamton babies were born
rouxls kaard more like fools card
>>542144116it’s beautiful
>>542144026I don't lust for fictional characters. And besides, it's not like my character gets any meaningful interaction to begin with.
>>542143897Sidecar. (Cognac, Cointreau, lemon juice, simple syrup) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXED2nkfEEQ
>>542143897I don't know what type of cocktails there are.
>>542144240Every time I see this image, I want to put a baby in him.
>>542143197because it’s based
>>542143897Chocolate Hazelnut smoothie *side whispers it has hazlenut liquor and baileys*
>>542144157Rouxlsanons in shambles.. .... .
>>542143394>>542143848>>542144430I think I might just like Berdly more than Noelle, like sure he's annoying but I think he's genuinely a better person than her
50/50 shot of the edgy deltarune art aging like milk.
>>542143987Toby Fox is out there trying to dodge fan guesses like bullets in The Matrix.
i really want to bunt kriss's teeth in with a bat
>>542144664Well, that's what the correction is for.
>>542144681What specific type of edgy art?
>>542144681>>542144684This edgy comic was made nearly immediately after we got the weather duo designs without context for them.
>>542144681Better go all-out while there's still time
>>542144692
>>542144157Rouxls kaard more like gay retard>>542144692Woah hey slow down Dess
>>542144871how did this age like milk? it's still perfectly applicable to their canon characters
>>542144834A few types.Edgy vessel art, edgy friend art, edgy Dess art, edgy art where Kris is maimed, Kris killing Susie or Ralsei.Now there's a reason I said 50% and not a 100% because I think it could go either way.
>>542144887He's gone full Hellsing on us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCLouENn-A
>>542144975Because there is no scene that exists in canon that could present an opportunity like this. This is fire grave levels of outdated.
>>542144871>implying roary won’t do this when they raid castletown
>>542144834All the art of Dess being evil knight bitch will be absolutely hilarious
>>542145191"this prediction wasn't canon" is not the same thing as "aged very poorly".
>>542145036Eh, canon is merely a suggestion.>there should be a Gerson image here, but I have none
>>542145036>Kris killing Susie or RalseiKris won't, but the hero of sword game will.
I...really want to tuck Kris into a warm bed, with a fleece blanket and a plush cat!
>>542145484>cat>not dogfake kris fan
>>542145545I'm sorry...I...couldn't find a plush dog to give to Kris...they're all scratched up?!
let this be the end of /utg/
Would Kris say "no reuploading or AI training"?
>>542145484i mean hey, you do you buddy. i've always been more of a monster kid kind of guy myself. that human's pretty creepy.
>>542145545>later that night in the Castle
>>542145648Do you think the last /utg/ thread will be a good one?
>>542145648we will be so back in 2 seconds from now
>>542144664I think you’re right, he’s the only one who steps up and puts himself in harm’s way to try to stop you from doing the weird route (besides Spamton I guess, but he’s doing it for selfish reasons instead of to protect Noelle) and, Berdly is also willing to injure himself to break free of Queen forcing him to fight you.
anyone ever notice how scratching your tailbone gives you the urge to piss yourself
>>542145828does saving him from death break weird route?
>>542145720>Snowy hacked the Dark (World) Web
>>542145462How to ruin a masterpiece
>>542145962no
>>542145828Berdly is an annoying jerk, but when the chips are on the table, he steps up and does the right thing.
>>542144681i am collecting images of various characters as the knight because either it will age amazingly, or really amazingly.
>>542146000Thanks for the edit, I hate the "no reupload/AI" watermarks along with watermarks for any reason. You're an artist, sign the corner and get over yourselves.
>>542146169>they all turn out to be Knights
>>542146048thanks>>542146130Ok There's Nothing Wrong With Him He's Just Annoying
>>542146169Carol does seem like the kind of lady to aura farm in front of teenagers, so I can see where Carol Knighters are coming from.
>>542145648*braps webbing out of my butt and webs myself into a cucoon thicker than a sheeps coating and baaaaaaaas myself into hibernation*
>>542146328Literally, yeah
>>542146169I like your positive outlook. I will try to adopt this perspective more.
>>542145948Cute image
WHICH one of you FUCKERS shredded up my Darkbucks receipts and LEFT THE SCRAPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR, YOU KNOW I USE THOSE TO GET CASH BACK!!!!!!!
>>542146542It's me. Motor Mike.It wasn't Mike.
>>542146215NTA, I don't mind when they're in the corner but gigantic text across the entire drawing that says no reupload/AI is so goddamn obnoxious and repellant. Ruining your own artwork for nothing.
>>542146656Theyre insecure leave them alone, the fact they are uploading at all means they are on track of getting over it, just have to ride it out in the meanwhile
>>542146640SHIT UP JONGLER I KNOW IT WAS PLUEY with his gayass cat LARP!!! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT HIM!!
new thread
>>542146886I know I sound harsh but it comes from a place of genuine pain over all the ruined drawings
>>542146950:-3
sorry to tell you this chuds but toriel is my mom
>>542147120Holy shit it's Assreal
>>542147119KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>542147078things might get better when those anti ai art tools become more useable
>>542140214Friends!
>>542147272Battat i'm going to fuck your wife
WHERE'S THE BREAD, MANSLEY?!?!
no whiteboard....no bread.....
>>542147761>>542147761>>542147761bed
>>542147580I’ve never touched a woman in my life because they’re all too intimidated by my groundbreaking theories