Previous thread: >>542149017>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
>>542218665ggz tards, interesting habbenings all aroundhttps://files.catbox.moe/6mih5f.mp4
What would ancient helldivers be like
>>542225604He's the precursor to all metas and hot takes on the game.He's 100% /ourguy/, looks like a chud, fully understands the game, would rather solo than play with his viewers. Loves to complain for no reason.It doesn't get more autistic than that.If you think the opposite you are objectively wrong.And I'm saying all this as someone that genuinely dislikes him and thinks he's an obnoxious faggot retard adding absolutely nothing to the game's discussions beside "I think there's a problem here, but I don't know how to solve it" and this doesn't get anyone anywhere because swiggers are groids.
>>542226158not ancient but close enough
>>542226215Would they just be catapulted in
>>542226179solofaggotry is anti /hdg/kill yourself
>>542226326The pope opens a portal obviously
>>542226158My eagle wife dropping a round black cartoon bomb from The Contraption
>>542226215But the templars were the bad guys
I had a dream that like they released a cave update equivalent for bots on Cyberstan, and it was like a quarry that had you descending down the walls/walkways through metal trenches to try to get to a giant gun in the center at the bottom to disable it
>>542224367>>542224416>>542224951>Sloptubers are ok when Japan does it
>>542226179>fully understands the gameAre we talking about the same guy who took a shitty loadout to predditor strain and started malding when he got bodied while abusing the resupply pack bug?https://streamable.com/b8wj02
>>542227645It was such a beautiful flip
>>542227645>>542228130Incendiary mines are the best for flipping if you use inflammable.
>screwing around to test some mods and an ergonomics liberator penetrator for the feel>somehow get a flag map with no POIs>also find out that enemy patrols heading for extraction actually can just walk right on by if they don't detect youhuh, that was weird
>finally get Emancipator>drop it on squid world>become lobby heroGood feel
>>542227792I don't know why the jap get a pass on almost everything they do
>>542228856Unironically this
>>542227792>>542228856>>542229019>just posts a helpful video about tips for gameplay>no you're supposed to hate it because someone on youtube made itthis is retarded
>>542229071If you had reading comprehension you'd understand were talking about the double standard.
>>542229071>posts literally any Western youtuber doing the exact same thing>SAAR BUY AN AD SAARI remain corrected
>>542229071Yes, you're supposed to hate it because someone on youtube made it. That's how this epic contrarian website works. Get an ad, by the way.
>>542229546>That's how this epic contrarian website worksUnless japan does it.
>>542229019There's a reason people mod in anime girls and not Leela from Futurama (they should be)
>>542229578広告を買ってする
>>542229637Just admit you dont like american sloptubers because its a man and it makes you feel inadequate when hes giving you advice but your fragile brain takes offense to it.I bet you take personal offense to people holding the door for you too
>>542229719Hey man im on ur side
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242662200551/76561198120804312BUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MUST ALL DIE! TOTAL BUG DEATH!
Im trying something new >have 60% keyboard>cant input strats with wasd while running/moving obviously>using arrow keys doesnt rlly work(the fn layer to use arrows causes me to hit windows media things, popping up over the screen, trying to pause music, fuck with volume)>Replace WASD with IJKL>instead of left being left and right being right, i mirrored them>UP is I, Down is K>Left is L, Right is J>theory is that muscle memory associates the strategem input more with the finger used to press them (index, middle, w/e) rather than its cardinal direction >kinda fucks me up learning new ones but strats I have memorized as wasd are easier to quickly achieve muscle memory, so far
I enforce the TruthCoretta Kelly rewards me with sexSimple as
>>5422298182/4
first for the most truthful weapon tier list according to your favorite youtuber
I started headshoting people who stand by the pelican with a red stratagem ready, feels cathartic.
>>542230216the spear gun is S tier against every enemy? but the only A tier weapon against bugs is the fucking recoilless rifle
>>542229818Get in there right NYOW
>>542230295
I shall call it...Hot Dog
La criatura de la Justicia, dentro de poco.
>>542230898Legends speak of an autonomous drone unit called, the hot dogger.
>leviathans lose guns>keep searchlights>flying detector towers
>>542230898Part of me looks at this and thinks>Hell Yeah.Another part of me realizes it's probably a really bad idea.
>>542230898wait, what the fuck?
>>542230898They should make a smoke dogCall it the snoop
>>542231084recent breakthrough in mod tools allows you to swap starting gear on many units, such as bots and guard dogs. And exosuits, because why shouldn't you have a double MG or double rocket pod exosuit?
>we found that the guard dog has been over performing, so we have made the drone destructable>additionally, the back pack storing the ammo can detonate if shot
what mission type has the highest SC cap? I've noticed some missions have lower caps
>>542230898only if it has a radius around you where it wont spray
>>542231324Recent breakthrough in cheats you mean.
>>542231626Dogs have always been destructible, if you shoot at them they retreat back into the backpack for repairs.
Buzzing to play some helldivers 2join me steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542231193billion dollar idea right here, I also want snoop dogg voice pack
>>542231790>THE FIRE DOG SPREADS FIRE>FUCKIGN STUPID IT SHOULDNT DO THATkyssame retards that complained about the dickle doing self-damage
Limb augments whenI want pistol fingers
>>542231876This can't be used while playing with the other people, can it?
>>542232721>the anti cheat that hasn't stopped people from cheating in premium currency for the last year and a half will surely stop players from playing unfairly.
Im awaiting the day when someone hacks the game and just causes a master clusterfuck of explosions that bricks peoples systems like in Elden Ring.
>>5422320162/4jk this game is deadit's still just mesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542232721Playing with right now
>>542232880is too damn early man
>>542232868That is already possible with way more options than just explosions
>>542232868>join D2 baby match>drop 600 warstriders on him>leave
>>5422328802/4 out of four for real this time actuallysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542233145sorry im crafting diamond necklaces on osrs and im also not playing this game again until the october patch
>>5422331453/4now we just need you anonsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>finally helldive>have to immediately piss and shitEvery time
Well?
>>542235094jaki kurwa cwel ty
>>542233469req a helldiaper and just start blasting
>>542230216>Arc grenade launcher on shit tierIs this cause he can't get it to work on his solo faggery?
>>542231876exactly. what are you, a goody two-shoes narc?
so when are they making the anti-materiel rifle a primary?
>>542231790while we're at it lets makes a diaper stratagem that negates all TK damage and prevents patrols from spawning. genius!
>>542230216Who did this? Absolute mouthbreather
>>542235301no siema zbychu
>>542230216This reminded me that the spear gun exists. Does it actually do well against bots?
>>542237853It's S tier against every faction, and even more with bots. You OHK everything from hulks and below, also the CC effect makes their shooting retarded. And it OH closes fabricators and heavy fabricators. And no charging it like the railgun. Absolute beast
>>542238060>ohk hulksonly in the visor, right?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242670727566/76561198023232654squids lobby
>>542238158yup, it should be 3 or 4 if you plap them from behind
>>542216609>it STILL hasn't budged an inchJo*l doesn't want us to have the liberation boost from heavy ordnance distribution for the gambit, peak petty faggot GM behavior
>>542237724poka dupe szirok
>>542238660hey buddythe thing is frozen because there's another DSS bonus active
>pilestedt complains how enemy TTK is too high>proceeds to add an entire faction of bullet spongers and rocket eatersI love Sweden
>>5422382362/4
>>542237724>>542238739guys... there's no need for this...
ACqueens, our response?
>>542239363nigger
kurwa bober! bydyle pierdole
>>542239034Is that how it works? I'm pretty sure we've had multiple of bonuses active at the same time before, unless they changed it
>>542239529yes that is how it worksif there's another DSS action active the bar will appear frozenonce it runs out it'll autoactivate
Jebać roboty
>>542238236we divelobby is open
>>542239675dupa sziroka
>>542239612That's retarded, it should be full but on "standby" then instead of pretending it's at 92% and letting players waste their samples
>>542239762czy to jest prawdahelldivers 2
>>542232001Nah, you're not thinking Swedish enough. It explodes and falls to the ground, hitting you in the head on the way down and setting you on fire.
>>542239363this and picrel are the only cute girls Helldivers have brought up
>>542232001k9 doesn't take damageit seems the new hires weren't briefed properly :^)
>>542229115it's not a double standard lol, the other youtubers that get posted here are shit. Does that mean japanese youtubers are better, yeah probably.
joel can be fucked over if herthon's city gets capped before hort falls
>>54222901980% of the time it's fucking true
>>542239363You are brown yourself, why don't we hear your respond first?
>>542224286sovlalso didn't know flamethrowers are so much more effective at close range. I don't use flamethrowers but still nice to know
>>542232965So you can literally put any weapon you want on the rover now and play with retards online without problems? Truly the golden age of heckdiving, i hope this becomes more publicly available
>>542238236still 2/4 come and join
>>542239363I kneel for black queens
>>542227792Just watched the video and they covered about 3x more, in fewer words and greater depth, than any typical sloptuber.Typically I find asian creators (non-western as well) just have greater standards for what they put out compared to the competition.
>>542238236switch to either bot or bug and I will join
Do you think AH is working on anything else or have they halted everything just to fix the rupture bugs and minor issues?
>>542242728Mix of future content and bug fixes (I hope). If they can solve a lot of major issues and not add twice as many at the same time then wonderful.I have a bare minimum of faith in their ability to do any of that though.
>>542240646It should happen roughly 1 hour before squids win on Hort
>join pubs>one of them takes increased reinforced budget>whatever>next mission, same squad>takes it again despite our team having a combined total of like 3 deaths in the previous missionWhy? Might as well just not take a booster at this point
>>542239828>>542239762>>542239524ESL! ESL! ESL!
>>542243357Then he throws out a 2 day attack to Herthon from Zea so we can have our nailbiter finale when he finally allows us to activate Heavy ordnance. Attack on Hellmire afterwards
>>542239828prawda
Could this be the end of Managed Democracy™?
>>542240646>joel can be fucked overJoel generally speaking wants(rigs) us to win, but he tries to make it nailbiters.
>>542243972into waters
>le gloom is spreadingWhy? Nobody wants half the bug front to be shitty gloom planets, I like fighting in different biomes.
>>542244126Worst part is that all of these gloom planets are probably going to take twice as long to liberate
>>542228856>>542229019What about the last 20 years has indicated the West deserves any praise for what they do.
>>542244126Gloom bugs suck to fight.
>with alpha commanders somehow always being spammed I tried being the dedicated fuck mediums guy, AMR flavor, bonus point for being a charger leg stripper>come across a map-spawn AMR, remembers that someone posted about them being the ones with high ergo>"That can't be right, probably people talking out their ass, but what if...">thing swings noticeably betterSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEN
Lobbies are full :(
>>542243613They aren't even speaking English, so they aren't even that.
>>542244068
>>542244484They are worse than ESLs, they are Russians.
>>542238236ggs
>>542244298Tough, bugs and gloom are Arc 5, we see whenever they forget to rename a dispatch, and take a look at the planet after Oshaune, Omnicron. I've never seen 10% resist on a planet before, guess they're building that up as the homeworld, making Brain Bugs or something.
>>542244462make on and i'll join
>>542244663
>>542227645>https://youtu.be/Nq_r19xoKJE
>>542244806>guess they're building that up as the homeworldI think it'll be one of the planets in the L'Estrade sector. It has no FTL lines that lead in or out of it, like the Cyberstan sector for bots.
>>542244663uh oh kurwa melty incoming
>>542244806>>542245115Wait I just realized Omicron is in the L'Estrade sector kek. But it's not linked to the "isolated" bug planets.
>>542239762h-hot
>>542227645reminds me of my clip from few months ago
>>542245451what is this, a webm for ants?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242680414168/76561198006804493
>>542245451I would've said something nice but you're a coomer, shit webm
>>542245727look at the person who posted the first webm nigga
clips of FRVs flipping and exploding will never not be funnygod that car and this game are so fucking dogshit
>>542245727Faggot.
uh oh coomer melty
>>5422455952/4
>you dont get it I CANNOT play the game without modding everyone into an anime girl!!!>no I'm not a porn-addicted closeted troon faggot I'm just a healthy virile male you wouldnt understandLuckily you're guaranteed to rope yourself eventually
Feminist X pussy-whipped conservative axis of whining about sex in vidya. Trannies are more likely to whine about diddybluds like you do than play like this btw
cumbrain babble
>>542246508Anita Sarkeesian will never have sex with you.
dead gay ass thread full of niggers and shitskins
>>542246614I can't even tell anymore which is worse, this or coopg
>>5422455953/4GET THE FUCK IN
>>542245595F*LL
>weekendenjoy the brown wave for the next 2 days, all the shitskins and thirdworlders are on they day off
>>542227792it's not a sloptuber, it's a qualitytuber
>>542247994Browns are always off because they don’t work
>>542231709d1s and d2s
>>542247994I thought people with jobs play on the weekends?
>>542231876>mods are cheaaaaaating!!!!This fucking consolenigger argument again I swear to God you "people" should be burned alive.
>>542235905it *is* shitthe only thing it has going for it is that it can't FF
They had to put the daily order on illuminate cause nobody was playing their MO.
>>542239363why is there a vaultnigger in my hd2
>Planet with 2,000 players>I get paired up with the same level 16 guy hosting impossible twice in a rowLet me filter these fucking newfags already.
>>542239762hmm...
>>542242728i think they've been on vacation for four weeks and they're using this last one to try and fix rupture warriors stim taxing youi expect that instead of fixing that one issue, they've gutted the whole subfaction into being babymodo and broken a dozen other things
>>542243554apathy. if there were only 3 deaths, then game is easy and there's no reason to take anything better since the other 3 guys prolly have it taken care of
>>542250281>not leaning forward in your gamer chair, equipping the default armor, and diving like their life depended on you, giving them the true Helldiver experience, and carrying them to glorious victoryIt's like you hate fun
>>542250535This is what's actually happening. The fucking devs cannot bring themselves to work after they've been criticized and they need an entire month to recover from the trauma. They've changed 2 lines of code this week and are ready to push it live. The rest of the time they've been reflecting and contemplating during their massages.
>>542250281you can, block him
Are you ready to fight THEM ???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3ZOwUIqyM
So Leviathans are still not in the game, safe to say they are tweaking them. What are (You) hoping they changed about them?
>>542250715reddit post
>>542251195People are 100% going to bitch that they are too hard. Especially solofags
>>542251204they literally got broken to not spawn, it was not intentionalthey didn't even know levis weren't spawning until the community told the ceo in discordthere's something else that's not spawning either but I can't remember what it is rn
>>542251421That ballshitter can summon these mini-shitters
>>542251204is it a robot? is it alive? is it a synth?
>>542245451what gfl girls are those
>>542251195>in the files for months now>we only started hinting at the cultist story arc in the current MOwe're not getting this shit for another 3 months
>>542251536i dislike these floaty guys' animations, they look so lazy
>>542252198a year*
so we're getting squid cultists as their new subfaction, cyborgs as bots' new subfaction, and diggers as bugs' new subfactionthis will all take three years and you won't even be able to play the game on low settings on current hardware by then btw
you will have 10 FPSand you WILL like it
>>542252715no, I bought a new PCI will NOT have 10 FPS
>>54225279316 it is then
>>542251195this gameplay fucking sucks
>>542252974what??? you don't like getting ragdolled every 4 seconds????
>>542253082i meant the players you fucking retard
>doesn't know what sarcasm isthis playerbase is doomed
>>542251421It looks like they'll get fucked up by shotguns with all this teleport-in-your-face shit. M90A my beloved
>>542251195yes. fucking finally
>>542252198Months? They were in the files before current illuminates got added. Shit predates everything and we're yet to see them. You can't even spawn them on current builds of the game so you have to download shit before 01.000.300 AND figuring out the way to launch it
The live service dripfeed will continue until SC sales improve.
>>542253521>sarcasm via text
new warbond wen?
>>542253818Mid october
>>542253521That's not sarcasm >>542253082 just misunderstood what >>542252974 was talking about
>>542253709>anon is autistic
>search new warbond on youslop>sloptuber thordan shows upthat's not what i asked for
>>542230295Melee them instead so they drop it
>>542251195>more melee rushing ragdollersas if the community needed less reasons to play against the squids
>>542254536road to 0% squid front
>>542254536Issue of skill
>>542251195>Are you readySure.
>>542251195hdg is about to get filtered HARD
>>542251195I've been ready for like a year
no I will not buy an adhttps://youtu.be/hzlS-OkLT-E
buy an ad nigger
ad buy an nigger
You should consider purchasing an advertisement, negro.
>>542251195>Cultist Variants of the Staff overseers can now teleport to ragdoll you>Cultist variants of the Mortar overseers now ragdoll>Cultist variants of the jetpack units have an AOE that staggers on miss and ragdolls on hit>New summoner summons ragdoll vortexes on you so you need to keep moving>They all have harvester shieldsHow many weeks do you think these guys will last?
>fighting bots>"DIVER SCUM!">"BERSERKER!">"CYBERSTAN. CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN.">FACTORY STRIDER ROARS>fighting squids>faint moaning of voteless>weak pews of plasma weapons>occasional flyby of stingraysI think I finally figured out why fighting squids is such a snoozefest to me. The soundscape is utterly SOVLLESS.
a quick reminder that i hate sweden
>>542256275
>have 5090 on a brand new pc>hd2 still crashes>not even playing botsgod damn bro this shit gay as fuck
>>542256312why are these stupid cats so aggressive sometimes?
>>542256312Ill save you citizen
>>542256275>>542256312i love these little retards like you wouldn't believe
>>542255853Ai enemies taunting you feels like a dying art.>In halo 5 the grunts don't speak English anymore because ¿????¿
>this is now a cat thread
You guys ready to sting the enemies of democracy together with me?I'm buzzing with excitement!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242695786955/76561197993853021
>>542256312Stop being ratchet.
