Previous thread: >>542149017>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
>>542218665ggz tards, interesting habbenings all aroundhttps://files.catbox.moe/6mih5f.mp4
What would ancient helldivers be like
>>542225604He's the precursor to all metas and hot takes on the game.He's 100% /ourguy/, looks like a chud, fully understands the game, would rather solo than play with his viewers. Loves to complain for no reason.It doesn't get more autistic than that.If you think the opposite you are objectively wrong.And I'm saying all this as someone that genuinely dislikes him and thinks he's an obnoxious faggot retard adding absolutely nothing to the game's discussions beside "I think there's a problem here, but I don't know how to solve it" and this doesn't get anyone anywhere because swiggers are groids.
>>542226158not ancient but close enough
>>542226215Would they just be catapulted in
>>542226179solofaggotry is anti /hdg/kill yourself
>>542226326The pope opens a portal obviously
>>542226158My eagle wife dropping a round black cartoon bomb from The Contraption
>>542226215But the templars were the bad guys
I had a dream that like they released a cave update equivalent for bots on Cyberstan, and it was like a quarry that had you descending down the walls/walkways through metal trenches to try to get to a giant gun in the center at the bottom to disable it
>>542224367>>542224416>>542224951>Sloptubers are ok when Japan does it
>>542226179>fully understands the gameAre we talking about the same guy who took a shitty loadout to predditor strain and started malding when he got bodied while abusing the resupply pack bug?https://streamable.com/b8wj02
>>542227645It was such a beautiful flip
>>542227645>>542228130Incendiary mines are the best for flipping if you use inflammable.
>screwing around to test some mods and an ergonomics liberator penetrator for the feel>somehow get a flag map with no POIs>also find out that enemy patrols heading for extraction actually can just walk right on by if they don't detect youhuh, that was weird
>finally get Emancipator>drop it on squid world>become lobby heroGood feel
>>542227792I don't know why the jap get a pass on almost everything they do
>>542228856Unironically this
>>542227792>>542228856>>542229019>just posts a helpful video about tips for gameplay>no you're supposed to hate it because someone on youtube made itthis is retarded
>>542229071If you had reading comprehension you'd understand were talking about the double standard.
>>542229071>posts literally any Western youtuber doing the exact same thing>SAAR BUY AN AD SAARI remain corrected
>>542229071Yes, you're supposed to hate it because someone on youtube made it. That's how this epic contrarian website works. Get an ad, by the way.
>>542229546>That's how this epic contrarian website worksUnless japan does it.
>>542229019There's a reason people mod in anime girls and not Leela from Futurama (they should be)
>>542229578広告を買ってする
>>542229637Just admit you dont like american sloptubers because its a man and it makes you feel inadequate when hes giving you advice but your fragile brain takes offense to it.I bet you take personal offense to people holding the door for you too
>>542229719Hey man im on ur side
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242662200551/76561198120804312BUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MUST ALL DIE! TOTAL BUG DEATH!
Im trying something new >have 60% keyboard>cant input strats with wasd while running/moving obviously>using arrow keys doesnt rlly work(the fn layer to use arrows causes me to hit windows media things, popping up over the screen, trying to pause music, fuck with volume)>Replace WASD with IJKL>instead of left being left and right being right, i mirrored them>UP is I, Down is K>Left is L, Right is J>theory is that muscle memory associates the strategem input more with the finger used to press them (index, middle, w/e) rather than its cardinal direction >kinda fucks me up learning new ones but strats I have memorized as wasd are easier to quickly achieve muscle memory, so far
I enforce the TruthCoretta Kelly rewards me with sexSimple as
>>5422298182/4
first for the most truthful weapon tier list according to your favorite youtuber
I started headshoting people who stand by the pelican with a red stratagem ready, feels cathartic.
>>542230216the spear gun is S tier against every enemy? but the only A tier weapon against bugs is the fucking recoilless rifle
>>542229818Get in there right NYOW
>>542230295
I shall call it...Hot Dog
La criatura de la Justicia, dentro de poco.
>>542230898Legends speak of an autonomous drone unit called, the hot dogger.
>leviathans lose guns>keep searchlights>flying detector towers
>>542230898Part of me looks at this and thinks>Hell Yeah.Another part of me realizes it's probably a really bad idea.
>>542230898wait, what the fuck?
>>542230898They should make a smoke dogCall it the snoop
>>542231084recent breakthrough in mod tools allows you to swap starting gear on many units, such as bots and guard dogs. And exosuits, because why shouldn't you have a double MG or double rocket pod exosuit?
>we found that the guard dog has been over performing, so we have made the drone destructable>additionally, the back pack storing the ammo can detonate if shot
what mission type has the highest SC cap? I've noticed some missions have lower caps
>>542230898only if it has a radius around you where it wont spray
>>542231324Recent breakthrough in cheats you mean.
>>542231626Dogs have always been destructible, if you shoot at them they retreat back into the backpack for repairs.
Buzzing to play some helldivers 2join me steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542231193billion dollar idea right here, I also want snoop dogg voice pack
>>542231790>THE FIRE DOG SPREADS FIRE>FUCKIGN STUPID IT SHOULDNT DO THATkyssame retards that complained about the dickle doing self-damage
Limb augments whenI want pistol fingers
>>542231876This can't be used while playing with the other people, can it?
>>542232721>the anti cheat that hasn't stopped people from cheating in premium currency for the last year and a half will surely stop players from playing unfairly.
Im awaiting the day when someone hacks the game and just causes a master clusterfuck of explosions that bricks peoples systems like in Elden Ring.
>>5422320162/4jk this game is deadit's still just mesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542232721Playing with right now
>>542232880is too damn early man
>>542232868That is already possible with way more options than just explosions
>>542232868>join D2 baby match>drop 600 warstriders on him>leave
>>5422328802/4 out of four for real this time actuallysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>>542233145sorry im crafting diamond necklaces on osrs and im also not playing this game again until the october patch
>>5422331453/4now we just need you anonsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242664626493/76561197993853021
>finally helldive>have to immediately piss and shitEvery time
Well?
>>542235094jaki kurwa cwel ty
>>542233469req a helldiaper and just start blasting
>>542230216>Arc grenade launcher on shit tierIs this cause he can't get it to work on his solo faggery?
>>542231876exactly. what are you, a goody two-shoes narc?
so when are they making the anti-materiel rifle a primary?
>>542231790while we're at it lets makes a diaper stratagem that negates all TK damage and prevents patrols from spawning. genius!
>>542230216Who did this? Absolute mouthbreather
>>542235301no siema zbychu
>>542230216This reminded me that the spear gun exists. Does it actually do well against bots?
>>542237853It's S tier against every faction, and even more with bots. You OHK everything from hulks and below, also the CC effect makes their shooting retarded. And it OH closes fabricators and heavy fabricators. And no charging it like the railgun. Absolute beast
>>542238060>ohk hulksonly in the visor, right?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242670727566/76561198023232654squids lobby
>>542238158yup, it should be 3 or 4 if you plap them from behind
>>542216609>it STILL hasn't budged an inchJo*l doesn't want us to have the liberation boost from heavy ordnance distribution for the gambit, peak petty faggot GM behavior
>>542237724poka dupe szirok
>>542238660hey buddythe thing is frozen because there's another DSS bonus active
>pilestedt complains how enemy TTK is too high>proceeds to add an entire faction of bullet spongers and rocket eatersI love Sweden
>>5422382362/4
>>542237724>>542238739guys... there's no need for this...
ACqueens, our response?
>>542239363nigger
kurwa bober! bydyle pierdole
>>542239034Is that how it works? I'm pretty sure we've had multiple of bonuses active at the same time before, unless they changed it
>>542239529yes that is how it worksif there's another DSS action active the bar will appear frozenonce it runs out it'll autoactivate
Jebać roboty
>>542238236we divelobby is open
>>542239675dupa sziroka
>>542239612That's retarded, it should be full but on "standby" then instead of pretending it's at 92% and letting players waste their samples
>>542239762czy to jest prawdahelldivers 2
>>542232001Nah, you're not thinking Swedish enough. It explodes and falls to the ground, hitting you in the head on the way down and setting you on fire.
>>542239363this and picrel are the only cute girls Helldivers have brought up
>>542232001k9 doesn't take damageit seems the new hires weren't briefed properly :^)
>>542229115it's not a double standard lol, the other youtubers that get posted here are shit. Does that mean japanese youtubers are better, yeah probably.
joel can be fucked over if herthon's city gets capped before hort falls
>>54222901980% of the time it's fucking true
>>542239363You are brown yourself, why don't we hear your respond first?
>>542224286sovlalso didn't know flamethrowers are so much more effective at close range. I don't use flamethrowers but still nice to know
>>542232965So you can literally put any weapon you want on the rover now and play with retards online without problems? Truly the golden age of heckdiving, i hope this becomes more publicly available
>>542238236still 2/4 come and join
>>542239363I kneel for black queens
>>542227792Just watched the video and they covered about 3x more, in fewer words and greater depth, than any typical sloptuber.Typically I find asian creators (non-western as well) just have greater standards for what they put out compared to the competition.
>>542238236switch to either bot or bug and I will join
Do you think AH is working on anything else or have they halted everything just to fix the rupture bugs and minor issues?
>>542242728Mix of future content and bug fixes (I hope). If they can solve a lot of major issues and not add twice as many at the same time then wonderful.I have a bare minimum of faith in their ability to do any of that though.
>>542240646It should happen roughly 1 hour before squids win on Hort
>join pubs>one of them takes increased reinforced budget>whatever>next mission, same squad>takes it again despite our team having a combined total of like 3 deaths in the previous missionWhy? Might as well just not take a booster at this point
>>542239828>>542239762>>542239524ESL! ESL! ESL!
>>542243357Then he throws out a 2 day attack to Herthon from Zea so we can have our nailbiter finale when he finally allows us to activate Heavy ordnance. Attack on Hellmire afterwards
>>542239828prawda
Could this be the end of Managed Democracy™?
>>542240646>joel can be fucked overJoel generally speaking wants(rigs) us to win, but he tries to make it nailbiters.
>>542243972into waters
>le gloom is spreadingWhy? Nobody wants half the bug front to be shitty gloom planets, I like fighting in different biomes.
>>542244126Worst part is that all of these gloom planets are probably going to take twice as long to liberate
>>542228856>>542229019What about the last 20 years has indicated the West deserves any praise for what they do.
>>542244126Gloom bugs suck to fight.
>with alpha commanders somehow always being spammed I tried being the dedicated fuck mediums guy, AMR flavor, bonus point for being a charger leg stripper>come across a map-spawn AMR, remembers that someone posted about them being the ones with high ergo>"That can't be right, probably people talking out their ass, but what if...">thing swings noticeably betterSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEN
Lobbies are full :(
>>542243613They aren't even speaking English, so they aren't even that.
>>542244068
>>542244484They are worse than ESLs, they are Russians.
>>542238236ggs
>>542244298Tough, bugs and gloom are Arc 5, we see whenever they forget to rename a dispatch, and take a look at the planet after Oshaune, Omnicron. I've never seen 10% resist on a planet before, guess they're building that up as the homeworld, making Brain Bugs or something.
>>542244462make on and i'll join
>>542244663
>>542227645>https://youtu.be/Nq_r19xoKJE
>>542244806>guess they're building that up as the homeworldI think it'll be one of the planets in the L'Estrade sector. It has no FTL lines that lead in or out of it, like the Cyberstan sector for bots.
>>542244663uh oh kurwa melty incoming
>>542244806>>542245115Wait I just realized Omicron is in the L'Estrade sector kek. But it's not linked to the "isolated" bug planets.
>>542239762h-hot
>>542227645reminds me of my clip from few months ago
>>542245451what is this, a webm for ants?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242680414168/76561198006804493
>>542245451I would've said something nice but you're a coomer, shit webm
>>542245727look at the person who posted the first webm nigga
clips of FRVs flipping and exploding will never not be funnygod that car and this game are so fucking dogshit
>>542245727Faggot.
uh oh coomer melty
>>5422455952/4
>you dont get it I CANNOT play the game without modding everyone into an anime girl!!!>no I'm not a porn-addicted closeted troon faggot I'm just a healthy virile male you wouldnt understandLuckily you're guaranteed to rope yourself eventually
Feminist X pussy-whipped conservative axis of whining about sex in vidya. Trannies are more likely to whine about diddybluds like you do than play like this btw
cumbrain babble
>>542246508Anita Sarkeesian will never have sex with you.
dead gay ass thread full of niggers and shitskins
>>542246614I can't even tell anymore which is worse, this or coopg
>>5422455953/4GET THE FUCK IN
>>542245595F*LL
>weekendenjoy the brown wave for the next 2 days, all the shitskins and thirdworlders are on they day off
>>542227792it's not a sloptuber, it's a qualitytuber
>>542247994Browns are always off because they don’t work
>>542231709d1s and d2s
>>542247994I thought people with jobs play on the weekends?
>>542231876>mods are cheaaaaaating!!!!This fucking consolenigger argument again I swear to God you "people" should be burned alive.
>>542235905it *is* shitthe only thing it has going for it is that it can't FF
They had to put the daily order on illuminate cause nobody was playing their MO.
>>542239363why is there a vaultnigger in my hd2
>Planet with 2,000 players>I get paired up with the same level 16 guy hosting impossible twice in a rowLet me filter these fucking newfags already.
>>542239762hmm...
>>542242728i think they've been on vacation for four weeks and they're using this last one to try and fix rupture warriors stim taxing youi expect that instead of fixing that one issue, they've gutted the whole subfaction into being babymodo and broken a dozen other things
>>542243554apathy. if there were only 3 deaths, then game is easy and there's no reason to take anything better since the other 3 guys prolly have it taken care of
>>542250281>not leaning forward in your gamer chair, equipping the default armor, and diving like their life depended on you, giving them the true Helldiver experience, and carrying them to glorious victoryIt's like you hate fun
>>542250535This is what's actually happening. The fucking devs cannot bring themselves to work after they've been criticized and they need an entire month to recover from the trauma. They've changed 2 lines of code this week and are ready to push it live. The rest of the time they've been reflecting and contemplating during their massages.
>>542250281you can, block him
Are you ready to fight THEM ???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3ZOwUIqyM
So Leviathans are still not in the game, safe to say they are tweaking them. What are (You) hoping they changed about them?
>>542250715reddit post
>>542251195People are 100% going to bitch that they are too hard. Especially solofags
>>542251204they literally got broken to not spawn, it was not intentionalthey didn't even know levis weren't spawning until the community told the ceo in discordthere's something else that's not spawning either but I can't remember what it is rn
>>542251421That ballshitter can summon these mini-shitters
>>542251204is it a robot? is it alive? is it a synth?
>>542245451what gfl girls are those
>>542251195>in the files for months now>we only started hinting at the cultist story arc in the current MOwe're not getting this shit for another 3 months
>>542251536i dislike these floaty guys' animations, they look so lazy
>>542252198a year*
so we're getting squid cultists as their new subfaction, cyborgs as bots' new subfaction, and diggers as bugs' new subfactionthis will all take three years and you won't even be able to play the game on low settings on current hardware by then btw
you will have 10 FPSand you WILL like it
>>542252715no, I bought a new PCI will NOT have 10 FPS
>>54225279316 it is then
>>542251195this gameplay fucking sucks
>>542252974what??? you don't like getting ragdolled every 4 seconds????
>>542253082i meant the players you fucking retard
>doesn't know what sarcasm isthis playerbase is doomed
>>542251421It looks like they'll get fucked up by shotguns with all this teleport-in-your-face shit. M90A my beloved
>>542251195yes. fucking finally
>>542252198Months? They were in the files before current illuminates got added. Shit predates everything and we're yet to see them. You can't even spawn them on current builds of the game so you have to download shit before 01.000.300 AND figuring out the way to launch it
The live service dripfeed will continue until SC sales improve.
>>542253521>sarcasm via text
new warbond wen?
>>542253818Mid october
>>542253521That's not sarcasm >>542253082 just misunderstood what >>542252974 was talking about
>>542253709>anon is autistic
>search new warbond on youslop>sloptuber thordan shows upthat's not what i asked for
>>542230295Melee them instead so they drop it
>>542251195>more melee rushing ragdollersas if the community needed less reasons to play against the squids
>>542254536road to 0% squid front
>>542254536Issue of skill
>>542251195>Are you readySure.
>>542251195hdg is about to get filtered HARD
>>542251195I've been ready for like a year
no I will not buy an adhttps://youtu.be/hzlS-OkLT-E
buy an ad nigger
ad buy an nigger
You should consider purchasing an advertisement, negro.
>>542251195>Cultist Variants of the Staff overseers can now teleport to ragdoll you>Cultist variants of the Mortar overseers now ragdoll>Cultist variants of the jetpack units have an AOE that staggers on miss and ragdolls on hit>New summoner summons ragdoll vortexes on you so you need to keep moving>They all have harvester shieldsHow many weeks do you think these guys will last?
>fighting bots>"DIVER SCUM!">"BERSERKER!">"CYBERSTAN. CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN.">FACTORY STRIDER ROARS>fighting squids>faint moaning of voteless>weak pews of plasma weapons>occasional flyby of stingraysI think I finally figured out why fighting squids is such a snoozefest to me. The soundscape is utterly SOVLLESS.
a quick reminder that i hate sweden
>>542256275
>have 5090 on a brand new pc>hd2 still crashes>not even playing botsgod damn bro this shit gay as fuck
>>542256312why are these stupid cats so aggressive sometimes?
>>542256312Ill save you citizen
>>542256275>>542256312i love these little retards like you wouldn't believe
>>542255853Ai enemies taunting you feels like a dying art.>In halo 5 the grunts don't speak English anymore because ¿????¿
>this is now a cat thread
You guys ready to sting the enemies of democracy together with me?I'm buzzing with excitement!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242695786955/76561197993853021
>>542256312Stop being ratchet.
is this what no content does to a gamer?
>>542255853Wait what the fuck, that's what the bots are saying????
HASHIRE HASHIRE DIVER MUSUME
>>542256904most of their lines is just garbled englishcommisar has a russian voice line
Ergonomics - 50Volley & Total - Medium penHere, I fixed it.
>muh ergojust turn up your sensitivity curry fucknigger
>>542237853The spear gun is C+ or B-. It is alright. The retard who made that list routinely crutches with the infinite supply pack glitch. Do you honestly think that you can trust someone like that?
>>542256904DIVER SCUM, almost certainlythe rest are what people are hearing but not actually what is said because the bots don't speak English>>542256967not garbled English, it's actually garbled Cyberstani as spoken by the Cyborgs which is mostly gibberish but with some Swedish mixed in and a few english words like 'Helldiver', 'scum' and 'ALARM'I still recognize whenever some of the bots say the 'ALARM' voiceline because it's the goddamn Cyborg tank commander from the first game dropping on top of you and insta-alerting
>>542257112>just a better liberator
>>542256904Its actually "DIVER'S CUM!"Now you know why they keep coming for you
>BF6 releases>/hdg/ is relegated to nothing but drooling retard posting where people just post whatever comes to mind no matter how off-topic or if it's even makes sense or is legiblearfphegolum.... duuurrrrr. hehehe
>>542257331How is that any different than before BF6 released?
BounkMeebMeeb
now that you mention it the general is much better than before, retards must've left
>>5422567792/4 now we just need you and another diver and we can swarm our enemies!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242695786955/76561197993853021
>>542257331>killslop 6boring
>>542226179He doesn't understand the game if he puts gas spear as S or A on all factions when its realistically mid
>>542257331Thank you for providing an example of the posts you're complaining about?
>>542253572already a beast against meatballs, surely great against the cultists. the halo warbond's weapons (AR and shotgun moreso than the SMG) being squigger-killers is a notion of increasing vindication against naysayers
>>5422574483/4 get in here
>kino Illuminate update coming>shitters will cry about how hard they get filtered and get them neutered like bots and diggersI want to be excited, but I know faggots will ruin it.
Holy fucking shit megacities slowed liberation down to a fucking crawl. Pretty sure some of these take longer than a single planet used to back in the day
>>542229637Leela is fucking ugly, from all the other western cartoon characters you could have picked you only pick simpsons offshoot slop?
>>542256904https://youtu.be/U5KOgaE3FG4?si=rVZldqJD_LC-6dhObot patrols have an entire marching cadence
>>542251195this will simultaneously answer all of the complaints about the Squids being an unfinished faction, while also changing the goalpost into a bout of whining similar to when Leviathan's were added. the biggest complaint about the Squids should be the phasing of enemies through objects, but thats an issue across the board (hunters pouncing through corners of buildings, being my most recent experience outside of Squids)
>>542257947A 4-star megacity needs at least 60% pop to be liberated in one day. Only to give from 25% to 40% of planet liberation (depending on GOD JOEL). Make that sense.
>>542257891Soloshitters going to have a melty over these guys
>>542246104The problem?
>>542254536everyone complains about Fleshmobs but just standard packs of Voteless distracting me are the ACTUAL reason I usually have a hard time. Without them, killing Overseers and Harvesters and Fleshmobs would be next to trivial.
5 hours till Hort falls. Think we will take Secundus before then?
>>542258882>Hort fallsNo.>take Secundus beforeYes.
>>542258397Yeah, the squealing will be endless.
>>542258882Yeah because heavy ordnance
>>542258416i have to go jerk off instead of joining lobbies
>>542258882we get it in 4 hours we gud
>>542257830it's high burst dmg + gas in your support slot and it's not the sterilizerthe only way it could be better is if it were a secondary
>>542252974>types to his buddy in game that the Cultists need to be nerfed>running around aimlessly without utilizing cover and can't hit a shot to save his life (literally)you have to be mobile with squids but to think you have to sprint like a headless chicken the whole time without a thought to positioning or anything tactical besides "throw ball at enemies and shoot at them occasionally" is just a microcosm of the ADHD lobotomy-divers we've all ran into in pubs
>>542258882idc. I am on da beach
>>542259154That only leaves us an hour to finish off the planet. How close is the megacity bump gonna take us to the finish line?
>>542257947Starting to feel like every planet just has them and I'm getting real tired of the same environment over and over and over
>>542259238FEMALE BOOBA SQUIDS LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?! OOOOOOH MYYYY GOOOOOOD!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT OVERSEERS TRULY ARE!!!!
>>542258158>HEART - STEEL>WE - KILL>IRON - WILL>ON TO WARthis kinda goes hard ngl
HOLY DEAD GAME
>>542259257reddit said we took the beach
>Eruptor>Arc nades>Laser dog>Speargun>EMS mortar>Expendable napalmOh yeah it's dogshit but we /Elemental/
>>542259238It fucking pisses me off how fucking retarded those 2 niggers are
>>54225929171 + 33 = 104nigga please, the fucking math.......
Going to take a whole day and 60%+ of the playerbase just to unlock the next city, GG retards
>>542259595I literally just asked for the math, nigga. I don't have all that shit memorized but I know some anon here would. What do you not understand about that?
>>542259257>>542259519I bet they think they're getting a cape like the creektards
>>542259596Errata Prime is eternal. I would be comfortable saying without even checking anything (and having not played for a year gap) that Errata Prime has been "in-play" for two thirds of the entire lifetime of the game.
>>542259578>no plasmaeither run loyalist in your secondary slot or swap eruptor for purifier and run grenade pistol/ultimatum
>>542259815IT'S LITERALLY IN FRONT OF YOUHOW CAN YOU NOT READ BASIC INFOFUCKING READ NIGGA REEEEAD
>>542251195>Tele-strike detectedSo...kinoInfinite death and suffering to Sweden for not releasing this earlier, I care not for whatever buildup they may do, for surely it will be botched by technical issues and Joel faggotry
'ate illuminate'ate citiessimple as
>>542257439>MeebMeebWhat the fuck did you just call me you goofelbonk?
>>542259979You're so busy being agnry that you aren't able to follow a conversation. I'm not interested in dealing with that kind of energy right now. I hope you have a nice day.
>>542260419
>>542259454no they look like this
>>542251195That looks fun. Reddit and /hdg/ are going to hate it and beg for nerfs.
>>542259898They unironically do for some reason, even though the entire reason Seyshel Beach is funny is because there's been just barely enough people on it to keep it fluctuating between glacial progress or glacially losing, which is funny, but also woule be a bad idea to make a cape about because it's not particularly harder and not very many people actually are on there
>>542251195Are they actually trying to play the game in this video? Its frustrating to watch them play so poorly.
>>542261275makes me wonder if they are actually devs pretending to be ''''''''leakers''''''''
>Call extraction at 3 seconds left on the counter>Still lose stratagemsWhat horseshit fucking game logic fucking SWEDES DIE DIE DIE DIE SWEDEN MUST BE ERADICATED AND TURNED MUSLIM BEHEAD BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED SWEDES AND REPLACE THEM WITH BROWN PEOPLE
>>542261429Anon, you lose stratagems when timer hits zero regardless....
>>542261525Calling extraction should extend stratagem use until Pelican lands or at the very least give players an additional minute, Fuck off with that Super Destroyer's dinner starts where my mission timer ends, they can fucking wait an additional minute when we're down to the wire.
Can a vipa commando just say his piece brothas
>>542261858Go ahead my nigga
>we're with the vipers!
>>542260090bosh m8
>>542261815no
>>542261815can you not post until you've got, say, at least 200 hours of in-game time?
BOSH
>>542261429Should’ve moved faster, fatdiver
>>542256407>be cat>get adopted by content farmer>spend like twenty minutes a day trapped with them while they shove a phone in my face>get forced into the shower and hosed down while screaming>be ignored basically every other hour of the day until they remember to feed mei'd probably be an aggressive little shit too
I played this game for like 80 hours and then stopped. Came back and spent the last like 15-20 hours playing nothing but Squids. I already have more Illuminate kills than the other 2 factions combined.It's not like I played saving my ammo or anything like that, I spammed as much bullshit into terminids, hunting extra patrols, just camping out at the breeches and never running. But somehow that's now barely as much as Illuminates thanks to the good ol>votelessWhy are there that fucking many voteless to pad these numbers way up. Why can't the hordes just stick to the city maps. Why are there thousands and thousands of voteless near tiny ass villages with a total population of like 100-200 peeps tops. I'm gonna lose it you guys. It's not even like bugs where you have minor variation of random generic bug inside the tiny swarm you're about to obliterate, it's just the same fucking guy aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA FUCK
>>542261429>>542261815Just call it 2 minutes earlier??
>>542261815>he's just now discovering its the Super Destroyer who is in charge, not himThey aren't going to risk their lives and very expensive piece of machinery just to give you a better chance of staying alive.
>>542262636>host kicks you
>>542262582Unfinished faction, small indie studio please understand
>>542259468not what they actually say doe
>>542263185It is what they say and you can’t prove otherwise
>>542262714>pubsdeserved
>>542262442you are, you are here after all
>>542242728They're taking so long to fix Rupture and other bus because it's on the bottom of their priority list.They're probably readying up the next set of content. Latest MOs hint towards it being Automaton factory-worlds/Siege Mech, or the awaiting Illuminate units.
When did they fuck up bots on turrets? So often I walk past a bot manning a turret that I didn't notice and think >that fucker should have killed me 2 seconds ago
>>542263385nta but I’ll continue to play with pubs over the niggers and other detritus that dwell here
How 2 max super samples
>>542263863>joins one HDG lobbie>acts like an annoying retard>gets called out for it>proceeds to sperg out in the thread for the rest of eternityGood riddance.
>>542264234look for dick rock, you rarely ever need super samples even if you are low level.my super samples were almost always maxed out and i had to search for common samples
>>542261032you got that in a higher resolution bud
>>542264491Yeah but I want the ship upgradesI have a lot of the first 2Is it always a dick rock
imagine if this game had any actual coomer bait...
>>542264665it's a crashed pelican on colony maps sometimes
>>542264665Yeah, expect for mega cities, i think you look for statue of helldiver there or a monument. There is always 2 dick rocks on the map, one is fake and one is real
>>542264665Dickrock or extracting with the fort item.
>>542264772>>542264819Sweet thanks>>542264830Fort item?
neeb cawntent
>>542264973Mega nest / Fortress have special item For bugs its an eggFor bots its a bot head They give 2 extra super samples
>>542264973The robot head or egg that spawn in mega bases.They give samples when you extract with them.
>>542264224>dies of cringe
>>542265078>>542265109Beautiful Which mission types do those spawn in the most?Been grinding D5 for a while just to get gud and get samplesNow I need Supers and am more confident in doing D6-8
>>542264224seaf being mind controlled by squids in missions and you having to execute them to save them from it when?
>>542251195Why are leakers so fucking dogshit at the game? The dude is firing UNCHARGED PURIFIER SHOTS the entire goddamn video.
>>542264449>esl retard can’t spell lobbyI’ve never once joined an hdg lobby, they’re populated by creatures like (You).
>>542265406they're here for the attentionthe ironsight faggot is like level 80 or something
>>542265481gucci cope
>>542264224Mine desync?
>>542265523Ok, buddy. Don’t spend your last (You) all in one place lmao
qrd of difficulty?the game was moving up the difficulty each level and i was up to 5 but stopped after a failed dive. i also didnt even have 4 strategems yetwhat difficulty should you realistically be playing on early on?
>>542265717Grind 3Do what you can to learn the game and enemy typesEverything past D4 is made for teams or 1 more good diverEagles and sentries are your friend early onThe guard dog too
>>542265331d10 only im pretty sure, if you can handle d7, i believe you can handle d10. play with hdgiggers sometime, d10 is easy
>>542265717Jump feet first into D10 and learn the hard way.
>>542265717d6 is the first difficulty that's not completely and utterly void of enemies and one that's played by most of the gamerdads it's also the first one to spawn all three kinds of resources you need to upgrade your shipd8 is where all the enemies are replaced by slightly more powerful variantsall hdg lobbies are d10 because the game is piss ez once you put a few hours in and thanks to reddit crying
>>542265717you can solo everything with starter loadout up to d10, just go and have fun
>>542265717What ever you can clear. If you are John Helldiver you can do diff 10 and be a credit to the team (though not carry) with the default gear and no upgrades. Most of us aren't thatJust do what is comfortable for you. THat said, I would try going harder for more than just one match; maybe your team sucked and it wasn't you.
>>542265481>when i know anon is Gucciniggers but i just can't proof it yet
>>542265717>what difficulty should you realistically be playing on early on?Difficulty 10, don't worry about dying the others are there to carry you.
>>542265582Yeah the one time I see someone bring AP mines in hundreds of hours and the poor guy was so desynced he spent most of the mission fighting invisible schizo fleshmobs
>>542265880cute digger
>>542265717>i also didnt even have 4 strategems yet You're buying them from the terminal before the armory, right? I missed that when I first starting playing and got to D5 with just the MG and OPS too>what difficulty should you realistically be playing on early on?Nowadays D7 is baseline. Nothing should be particularly difficult there as long as you stick to reliable stratagems you know how to use
>>542266016>proof itnot gucci but cmon now
>>542266401>You're buying them from the terminal before the armory, right?yeah but at that point i just straight up couldnt afford them
500kg precision strike solo silowhich one should i bring for utility (destroying obj)
>>542265717I would consider d7 a good challenge for beginners
>>542267091depends what objective. Silo is nice on bunkers but otherwise 500kg is the best
>>542266487It'll ramp up when you start getting into higher difficulties. I'd recommend getting EATs, MG sentry (later AC sentry) and 120mm barrage or Airstrike
>>542267091380, walking barrage, or orbital/eagle clusters
>>542267091500kg is the best for objectives, OPS is better for general use, Solo Silo is just for novelty
>>542267091solo silo if you don't want to play bunker missions properly
>>542267091Easy 500kg. You can even get good with it and kill shit like titans, chargers, and factory striders. While that's also true of the silo, the CD is much longer and it can be hard to use if you are getting pressed.
>>542267091500 kilo. You get two when you upgrade the hangar so it gives you even better utility.
>>542265717Do the most difficult dive you have access to with others, if you don't mind failure. If that gets to you, run the difficulty you can accomplish (again, with others, this is a co op game) until it feels solved. Then move up. An experienced/good player can be doing Super Helldivers by level 15.
>>542265896
>>542268993Can't wait for people to gaslight themselves into thinking something is going to happen on liberty day again
>>542267091P. Strike is a bit difficult to use but it can do ok sometimes, not good against certain objectives that have several buildings that you need to destroy but it has a very low cooldown so it's always available when you need it, 90s with no upgrades, 76s cooldown with both upgrades.500kg works great for multiple buildings bunched up and has 2 uses with the upgrade with a moderate cooldown, eagles take 150s to reload, 120s with the upgrade assuming you used both strikes, 108s if you reload manually, which you shouldn't unless you are using multiple eagle strats.Solo silo is a meme but it can do what 500kg does without having to get close enough to throw the strat at them and with more precision at the cost of>180s, 150s with all upgradesof cooldown
>>542249206>"Erhm its different when Japan does it!"Consider the following: >>542229019
>>542269475We're not gonna get a reskin of the B-01 again, that'd be lazy.No, instead it'll be a chrome reskin of one of the Helldivers Mobilize warbond armors, you should be thankful the Swedes took so much time off their vacation to create such good content for you.Ẁhat, an actual event? Can't do that, putting in a single more work hour would be highly illegal, it's Swedistan and vacations are sacred after all
you are brown
>>542269904They can't even be fucked to let us stay in orbit of super earth, you know, the thing we're celebrating
>>542269790yes, unironicallythe japtuber isn't clickbaiting or regurgitating a blogpost while butchering half the words above a 1st grade reading level
>>542271103that is exactly what they're doing
What happens when we lose Hort?
>>542269790I watch good content regardless of its originSloptuber makes clickbait garbage tierlist, I don't watch.Japtuber makes deep dive into relevant and obscure mechanics, I watch.Simple as
>>542271340Nothing ever happens
>>542271561Chuddivers II: Into the Chudjust
>>542271307no it isn'tgo smack yourself in the head with a spoon to punish yourself for lying
>Out of lives>Main objective complete>Timer running out>Blow myself upNot my problem, my medals are secured.
>>542271729vro your samples?
>>542271103>the japtuber isn't clickbaiting or regurgitating
>>542271729Cowardly undemocratic behavior desu. The pelican arrives at the end without you needing to call it in regardless.
>>542271897Don't need 'em. I'm like the guy close to retirement who doesn't give a fuck and puts the minimum in.
hi gucci, lonely again?
>>542271340Super Earth activates their Gundam forces and they explode every nearby planet
>>542271372>Japtuber makes deep dive into relevant and obscure mechanics, I watch.This is literally the video in question. Youre unironically doing the meme
>>542271914
>>542272409>>542272189
>>542271976>complete last objective by the skin of my ass >emergency evac inbound>too far to make it in time>no strats, low ammoLast stand kino hours
>Japanese makes deep div-ACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyL5RzAykRc
>>542271340They won't give us fluff lore next month
>>542273036NOOOOOOOO
>>542272189Nta but what point are you trying to make? It's a descriptive title, not clickbait. Having watched a couple of minutes I don't think "deep dive" is unreasonable as they're going over how the weapon performs at specific distances within its nominal range in a calm unembellished manner. Genuinely, unironically, what do you mean by this?
>>542271728>>542271307
APOLOGIZE!
>>542273168>It's a descriptive title, not clickbait.Stop trying to pretend like you all dont shit your diapers and spam "buy an ad" when a western sloptuber gets postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciH6gqEMlKQHeres a test. Its not clickbait. Its not deceptive. Its a deep dive.
>>542272529There's nothing wrong with that video and you're grasping at straws to perpetuate your shit taste.
>>542273469>>542273515
>>542273469So if your complaint is that people complain about Western thing when they shouldn't, why are you specifically bitching about a Japanese thing that they also shouldn't?
>>542273883You lack reading comprehension.
>>542273962>>542272189This post is the one I responded to. This post does not make your point.
>>542274090If you had reading comprehension you'd be able to deduce the point im making without me needing to spoon feed you
>>542273279>Made the game easier (D10 was easier than D9)>Led to the 60 days redditification>Ruined flames forever
>>542274224Buy an ad.
>>542274363I accept your concession.
>>542272581what class of armor were you wearing and where were the dropsite and you on the map
>>542273469>takes 2 full minutes before actually getting to testing stuff just doing an intro>spends an entire section of the video being bad and complaining he's getting ragdolledIt's ok info that you can already infer from the wiki but I'm not buying that faggot's merch, buy an ad.
>>542273469literal clickbait, fag does everything in his power to not get to the pointbuy an ad odough
uh oh ohnigger melty
>>542271340Hort is safe, we're winning the gambit
>patch supposedly coming in a fed days>tech blog #1>no further communicationit's not happening is it?
>>542274754Youre looking for things to bitch and cry about.Your favorite japanese slopdiver had an intro too. Why didnt you cry about that?>>542275037>to not get to the pointHe literally spends the rest of the video doing exactly what the title says. What the fuck do you want? Dont answer because you yourself dont know.
>>542274724Heavy, and literally in the opposite corner. My last teammate got mushed by a charger after the destroyer left so it was me alone in the jungle with a swarm of bugs. Some say he’s still down on Bore Rock.
>>542275197They only had 5 weeks off you fucking chud
>>542275229i obviously want him to get to the point, dumbass
>>542275197>mid October we will BEGIN to address the following issuesEveryone got swiggered. The swedes took a 5 week vacation and will return to the offices this Monday, to re-enable the rupture strain and remove the 2 lines of code that made the warriors lock on to you. Real patch is next year bucko.
>>542275197Don't expect anything before the 22nd
>>542273279For what? This was still the lowest point of the game by far
>>542275337He does?Complain about this one then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tykqGfWzOt8
>>542275250alright, fair enoughgive 'em hell 6https://youtu.be/3vPUnqXF_uk
this game is pretty comfyjust you, random silent squad and some tasks
>>542239034>>542239612>not only is Orbital Blocade completely useless, it actually prevents the useful DSS actions from coming onlineWhat the FUCK
>>542275503he doesn't, concession accepted>69 tips>"press W to walk forward"you're not even trying
>>542275229>looking for things to bitch about>24 second intro vs 2 full minutes>actually getting to the point and providing info not provided by other sources in the first minutePull head from ass anytime soon, faggot
>>542275197Don't forget the actual tech blog itself was>btw we fucked our game on purpose for HDD's
>>542275619CURRENT OBJECTIVE[SURVIVE]
>>542275920>you're not even tryingThe irony of your statement>>542275921Yeah, no. Youre looking for things to bitch about. Know what I do when someone has a long intro? I remember I have free will and just click ahead to the highlight instead of shitting my pants and screaming at my monitor.You should try it. Its free.
>>542273469>stream-of-consciousness react-style narration in his own video>weird tangents and non-sequiturs>fluffs words and doesn't do another take>guessing and getting details wrong in the moment like it's the first time he's seen the video and didn't really test things
>>542276220Your shit sloptuber has 3 highlights that are just extensions of his shitty intro before actually getting to any point. Come on.
>>542276381Sounds like a pebkac
>>542275503Honestly? From the first 30 seconds that one seems fine. The previous one however was hot garbage, and its problems apply to most of what I've seen from him.
>niggas itt running overtime damage control for their japanese sloptuber
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242714802682/76561198065475540d10 bots
>>542275920oh hey I remember you from the last time you posted that image, you're a fucking retard
>>542276719>30 second introHim talking about melee tips is an intro?
>>542275652>random silent squad>fag starts yapping about dumb gay shit with some dumb gay voice
>>542276781fvll
>>542276970Wrong response? I get it, you're tired. You should really outsource this kind of canvassing to professionals. What I said was "from the first 30 seconds that one seems fine" meaning "I watched 30 seconds and that video seems good". I didn't use the word intro, because what I was appreciating was the fact that it jumps right into the tips.
>>542277490>I didn't use the word introWe were on the topic of intros, you disingenuous faggot
isnt zundamon so cute bros
>>542277607You're talking to 2 different anons. I'm the one talking about intro length which is important in distinguishing content not being made to farm views and perpetuate someone's shitty ego.
>>542277607The post I responded to didn't contain the word "intro", and the one that it was responding to also doesn't contain the word "intro". I complimented the first 30 seconds of the video, and you reintroduced the word "intro" because it's on your mind.
>>542277907>>542277607
What should you do when someone eats all of the supplies?
>>542276836happy to pwn you again (((whoever you are)))
>>542277996You have a gun.
>>542277996Are they wearing a supply pack or are they packing on the supplies like in your pic?
>when the digbugs return, we will bemoan how easy they are now and ‘you didnt beat the game’ type speak about the old onesYou know I’m right.
>>542277987Ok now you read the second half of my post again and see if you understand it any better. You ignored the literal words I wrote because it's the topic on your mind.>>542277907
>>542275197>This isn't like the 60 day patch>It's exactly like the 60 day patch
>>542278091Snacking on the supplies from a supply drop.
>>542278246Consider the following: >>542275337 >>542277607
>>542273469Buy an ad you stupid solofagging nigger
>>542276836>check archive>he never said anything retardedNice self-report lmao.
>>542278254Oh wait, you mean literally biting the bullets?
>>542275197>tech blog 1>’heres the problem and how we could fix it, but are choosing not to,’. Ok dinner time, see you later’
>>542278171But hey, at least sloptubers can finally solo them for internet points
>>542278543Eating all of it; the grenades, the stims, everything.
So do diggers come back on Tuesday?
>>542278580>But hey, at least sloptubers can finally solo them for internet points
All your problems with the game pale in comparison to the fact we still don't have FPP view on mechs which makes using them twice as hard as it should be
>>542277996I shoot then and when they throw a hissy I say: "Just wanted to make sure you were fully supplied." I also make sure to throw the reinforce away from their gear and into a horde of enemies.Legitimately, I don't even use the supplies and am fine if someone takes two. Its once some faggot calls it down while everyone else is doing shit and proceeds to just take them all that I start seeing red.
/hdg/ divegrass team is playing in ~40 minutes (right after the next game; /hgg2d/ vs /gig/)This time it's the new /hdg/ manager trying to wrangle John Helldiver to stop shooting wide and Fleshmob to jump in the correct direction.Tune in and find out at: https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleaguefleshmob is probably letting everything through
>>542279680fleshmob continuing to be a shit as usual
>>542277996I just call them a fat-esque name, like hungry hungry humbert
>>542279680I forget this shit exists all the time. Surprised they kept it going so long
>>542279680Is there an archive of previous matches?
>>542280483https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hdg/#Officialhttps://implying.fun/
>>542281017>implying.fun
>he thinks we're getting a patch in the next two weeksThey still haven't finished their second "why were thinking about fixing the game" blog post.
>>542278801B1G Scalesmasher
yup its loaded
>>542281183>reskinned bot orbital cannon except it doesn't even feel good when it firesI hate sweden so much its unreal
>>542281294I still think its probably the coolest primary objective in the game
>>542281294You niggers will whine about anything lmao
>>542281294>t. jaded boomer
How do you do high level bricks missions against Squids!?
uh oh slurper melty
>>542281294>>542281370>>542281509>>542281560You are all right
This as an emote when?
>>542281650mg sentry and gatling sentry are locked inI'd suggest gas mines and something like the mg emplacement or autocannon for the last stratprimary bring something like the eruptor or purifier, or even the breakersecondary bring crisper or talongrenade is always gas
>>542281961What weapons would be in an Italian warbond?
>>542281650MG emplacement is mandatory for shitting on harvesters and the flying squidders
>>542281961>this in a warbond with a big fuck off tube fed semi auto shotgun
>>542282531idk, but they'd all frequently jam
>>542282531FAMAS
>>542281650I do mg sentry, rocket sentry, and ac sentry plus hmg emplacement. Usually a nice mix of at and horde clear. Focus fire down the striders before they can burn down your shit. I can usually hold down a side bymyself so that leaves 3 people to grabdick on the other.
>>542282531olive oil grenade that ragdolls enemies and makes them take extra fire dmgfuture spas-12 with semi-auto and automatic fire, operating somewhere between the punisher and breakerspace beretta
>>542282531Armors featuring cute brown girlshttps://files.catbox.moe/2a56wj.mp4
I don't like how they run MOs, the amount of time they take makes the payout incredibly shitty. If It's going to be almost an entire fucking week then give people 200 medals but actually make them participate.
>>542282531dog that flings pizza sawblades
>>542283297they are also completely meaningless for anyone with full medals. which at this point is most of the playerbase
>>542283432>anyone with full medals. which at this point is most of the playerbaseYou play with people in this general too much.
>>542283605most of the players playing at this point specifically are all people who have been playing since release and are autistic about it.AH is really good at driving away casual players
>>542283297that's racist
>>542283605Retard nigger. New players don’t stick around for long. We’re already back to the same numbers we had before the Xniggers joined.As much as this general seethe about it, the game just isn’t that good, and that’s mostly AH’s fault, tho.
>>542282624Let's get real brother, siege ready armor + fully upgraded breaker (drum tube, full choke, etc.) and it IS a big fuckoff tube shotgun.
What do (You) wish they added to the super destroyer besides a range or T6 upgrades, personally I wish they added more to the gaymes we can play.https://files.catbox.moe/abgsau.mp4
>>542284728wow you type the same way every post with similar photos and videos! I wonder who this!
>>542284728I wish they would rebalamce Stratagem hero to be based around the total amount of arrows you have to press per level, not stratagem, sometimes I get three that are just 3 right arrows, other times I get hellbomb twice on level 2
>>542284834They type like me
>>542284728>What do (You) wish they added to the super destroyer besides a range or T6 upgradesi want the service technician back ;_;
>>542284953>He doesn't have hellbomb imprinted into himp
>>542284728More stuff to make red only valid.Maybe a green mod for mines to aggro stuff. Only issue is that it just increases the power level of the player.
>>542284728The ability to reposition it on the map manually mid-mission. If you have any red orbitals it becomes available like how eagle resupply is if you have any eagle straps. When you do the map goes fullscreen and you pick where you want it to go.
tbdesu I feel like the >impliers model is tad too big. Makes it hard to see shit when I dive is also on the field.
>>542279680>>542285949>implier>i dive>eat guymy fucking eyes
>>542286081EAT ain't so bad since it's mostly on the ground, but the fucking implier takes way too much space
>>542284728A proper codex.
>>542282531i know exactly what stratagem would fit into an italian themed warbond, i'm italian myself afterall>picrel
