Previous: >>542233041>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Gold City (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
nigger
>marked
>B league>auto-select>skip>skip>skip>skip>skip
>>542250693How can Teio compete
>>542250781[DEVASTATING NEWS] i got my asshole spread wide open in cms.......
>On your left>Furious Feat>red Shift>professor of curvatureAll of these activate fairly consistent except for lets pump some iron. did I fell for the meme?
wife groove
>>542250909NOW THAT'S A CUTE HORSE
Umatism has 4 open slots!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoesReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
>>542250852with a new image
Digitan LOVE
NEKO
late surger feels more like gambling about whether you get BROCKEDmaybe pace chaser was the real strat
i'm completely skipping the CM and i feel... good
>>542250978OH HELL NAW! GO BACK TO YOUR BRATTY TOMBOY SELF RIGHT NOW!
>>542251045pace chaser is a gamble on whether there are many frontrunners in the lobbyif there are 3+ you aint winning unless they're all shit
>>542250978>Cross dressing
>>542251045Pace chaser just doesn't have the speed to overtake unless you're pasa against shitter fronts
>>542251095>skipping CMsWhy? Even if you finish last in every race, it's still worth it
>>542251042I don't have any idea who Loves Only You is but I love her fat tatas
>His dick is curvedNGMI
>>542251095>skipping literal free caratsWell ok, they take some time, but you can skip the races pretty fast.
it looks cuter that way
Can this activate on the last uphill or it will only activate 1st uphill on cancer cup
>>542250979Analtan...
>didn't pass dancho's penis inspection
>>542250909Whole pump is when it hits it hits hard but also why lates stack as many of these high reward uniques as possible
p-pasa p-p-pretty...
Having foresight kills my enjoyment for the game...
>>542251268cute
>>542251459Sluts
HOW DOES IT SMELL SEIUN SKY?
>>542251441Danchou shouldn't have this much power, but you won't get any carats without just accepting it
3 days to go
>>542251459I thought Vivlos was big too
Do you always goes for double O when training ace?I want to train maruzensky but it's fucking impossible to get high affinity for her
Anyone got good winrate on Narita Taishin?What inherited skills are you using?
>>542251668I try for at least 130 ish affinity if not double o
>>542251668get used to it with Maruzensky, same problem with umas like turf FalcoYou won't get easy double circle til G1 affinity revamp
Sex with gyarus
Post your WR on non-fronts
>>542251668I don't. Like you said, sometimes it's impossible. I'm not gonna pick a 1 star guts Uma even if that's double circle.
Can club Mambo take me back?
>>542251668Maru always has shit affinity even her best legacy is below the 151 min for double. Affinity is more than just double circle. It's more about how much you get from each branch. Like easiest way to see this is you can do the grandparent being the same as the trainee which gives 0 but still hit double from the rest of the legacy branches
>>542251668Your high affinity parents bwo?
Sorry Falcon
>>542251798>doxxing yourslef
>>542251778My Grass has 25% win rate if you're talking about the cup.
>>542251798bwo you flatlined including daily races without any notice
How does the game detect that my Creek has 0 starting bond and never puts her with other cards on a training?
>>542251778
>>542251521indeed
>>542251798stop flatlining, flatlin*r
>>542251798Where were you?
>>542251939Mambo accepts prodigal sons with open arms THO
>>54225177840% pasa15% vodka10% grass
When does the Zoomette release?I'm tired of these hags and boomers, I need to train my kin
>>54225177850% grass15% narita taishin
>>542251986>>542251521>>542251268Look at her chest
>>542251798no. play the game
>>542251615Sex with Spe chan!
>>542251878Does anyone else think Curren is a bit too friendly with her umafans? That's not something a proper and loyal umadol would do to her toreina.
I don't remember how to make B ranked umas for open league, do I just use shitty support cards or/and bomb a run somewhere during classic or senior year?
>>542252075I know, it's perfect
>>542251798
>AHAHAHAHA RISE AND SHINE SWEET DOTO! THE SUNTURIAL OVERLORD DEMANDS TO SEE ANOTHER BREEDING PERFORMANCE WITH TORENA!
>>542250961nope, Japanese only, I just Windows key + Shift + S and then put that into google image translate, after a couple of in-game years I just memorized what does what and all that, as with most management sims, you can automate a lot, so learning the mechanics and menus isn't overwhelming, The biggest hurdle was figuring out the way to input katakana (just use microsoft IME) because the game only accepts that and you can't copy and paste into the game
>>542252121At least there are no rumours about Curren and special backstage performances with VIP guests
In game, most Umas are treated as if they are still running in Twinkle Series. However there's special case like Rudolf and Maruzensky who are always treated like they were already retired from Twinkle Series. I thought they're the only ones, but turns out Oguri Cap is like that too. Oguri is always depicted as already a super popular Uma in other Umas story and career. I wonder if it's just Oguri or her genmate are like that too (Creek, Inari, Tamamo)
>slacker on the turn before the mandatory race before summerthat's one way to force me to finally start grabbing the trophies for summer races.
I might have built Vodka and she might even be my best character but I want you to know. I'm thinking about Daiwa. Whenever you win I picture Estelle winning. I want you to know that.
>>542252183Literally me
>>542252126Run your umas as usual but don't pick any skills until the run is finish and min max the skills and try not to get over B grade using the calculator
Is it only me, or is Grass Wonder a massive moody bitch?
>>542251798You guys can tell when I don't do my daily races? Oops. Flatlined because I'm too tired from IRL work, still playing the game.
That's surprising. Auto-Select on CM actually picks the best honses for that certain track
based Mambo danchou giving flatliners what they fucking deserve
>Summer Maruzensky>In Novermberreally makes you think
>>542252416She is but I like her ass
>>542252416just you
DISCO FEVAR
*record scratch**freeze frame*Yup. That's me. You might be wondering how I got into this situation...
>>542251798>>542252482I'll put you on the waiting list since were full now, if something keeps you from playing, pls let us know in the chat
Where is the advertisement?
>>542252416You are right
>>542252482>still playing the game.
>>542252506glad she finally pulled the trigger
A U T I S M
>>542252482>trying to tempt danchode with cunny belly while he is an avid gyaru enjoyer
Damn my best UMAs are getting destroyed in this CM.Taiki... I'm sorry.
>>542252395Okay thank you I'll try this out
>>542252416isn't that her whole gimmick besides being a weeb?
would you pet this dog?
>>542251778Pace Pasa is doing a lot better than I expected.Plancha activates a bit late, but it still does good work.
>>542252616>trusting flatl*ner scum
Would Tazuna or Biko give me more stamina if i run 2 stam cards?
>>542252121why are the other umas so mean to curren
>>542252416>>542252818No she's not
>>542252616NOOO NO THIS GUY DANCHOU
>>542252416She's a murican weeb
I don't think Gorudo Shitty is any prettier than other umas
>>542252746why they even give you the option to order so much?
>perfect run>no groundworkAre you enjoying the game?
>>542252523>Summer Maru>Just in time for summer (Australia)Yeah, yeah that's right
>>542252829Can you post her stats and skills?
>>542253045Yes because I gave up on frontrunners until they release the easy mode like vbourbon and summer maruzensky card
There needs to be another bracket for CM.
>>542252823of course
I was memeing...
f-word is not allowed in /uma/
>>542252924maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass naginata you got you'd get some umas on your pussy. Oh, better yet, maybe Spe-chan call your fat-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that front runner she fucking with”
>>542253154im guessing there's no R version of those cards?
>>542253291DAIWA SAYS THAT IM SMALLWHAT DOES SHE MEAN BROS
>>542253319Uma equivalent of the n bomb?
>>542252616Appreciate it. I'll make sure not to die if I get back in. Lol
wtf bwos why are there so many mambos in the room with us right now?
>>542253291Falco?
>>542253375Neighga~
>>542253375chestnuts or neighers as i call them
>>542253375Pony-chan
>>542253375p*ny
>>542253135
>>542253473>>542253474>Fuji Kiseki calls umas the n-word to their face
>>542253375
>>542253026In case you have to feed the whole Africa
>>542251778>Observations of Round 1>Fronts are very good and consistent (if you have good fronts)>Pace sucks, can't catch up to front>Late is lots of gamble. If they hit Pump Iron and Feat they will catch up to fronts and win>End is powerful if they don't get brocked. But relies heavily on Frontrunner lead distance rng and getting strong accel procs early.I'm pretty sure whoever gets a SMaru for Round 3 is going to win since she will just get the Front and pump way ahead very consistently.
>>542253291Fun?
>>542253460>>542253464>>542253473>>542253474>>542253539Grass would never say any of that
>>542253291fffffront runner
No no I'm not a bitch. I just abuse El Perro Caca at the slightlest incovenience!
>>542252121>rival >:(>rival >:(>rival and friend >:)>friend :)come on falco don't be like that
Is "dan-cho" in the room right now?
ASS Wonder
bwos.........
>>542252694I want Mayano to have this look on her face when I pull down my pants.
>>542253332I don't get it. Why would you do an ace run with a R card?
>>542252581did no one roll for gold city? this and the one where she calls you stupid are the only gold city images ever posted...
Staaayyyuvhunnn you didn't meet the quota and called danchou a "chud". That's horrible Stayuhvun.
>>542253332Nyo
>>542253237this just happened with me I didn't train ANY of my umas for this, I just clicked auto, said fuck it and somehow got to Grade A
how much stam+guts do i need for cm4 if i dont want to take a gold stam skill?
>>542253691She's too fucking fat
Actual good f2p SSR cards that frontrunners get very early on in Umamusume's timeline:>Wit bourbon>Spd suzuka>stam suzukaNot f2p, but also worth mentioning:>Kitasan gives frontrunner skills which everyone uses anyway>seiun sky is one of the few premium support cards that is totally fine at LB0/1 who gives the strongest forntrunner gold skill in the game (with rng)But yeah, totally the whale type, not like they literally get the best poorfag options early on compared to all types. All they have to do is stop bitching and farm their groundwork parent and the game's auto-pilot after that.
>>542253728I rolled for her, but unlike Fuji (based) she refused to show up on the first pull
>>542253832Grats you're unironically better than the Youtubers that make the guides that get posted here
>>542253728People here generally don't like the 'celebrity' (whore) status umas like her and Curren Chan
>>542253728I'm gonna get her on my next daily roll
>>542253728I got her, but I'm too busy umapyoing her
Awww~ Thank you Estelle!
>>542253721
>>542253894stfu dont tell them that let them keep making lates
>Gold City into SMaru into DotoMy gems...My wallet...My dick...
>>542253721is it true that SR Sweep > SSR Sweep?
I wish there was a replay feature. I have no idea how i got those stats with a vodka card and suzuka card months ago.
8 decides my next uma pull
CM should be removed from the game.
It's a new day and I love my umadacchis!
I only did one run today, what's danchuddy gonna do?
It's new day des!!!
>>542251459isn't this the equivalent to a man bumping someone from behind?
Nah but pleas someone tell me how to set up COM3D2
>>542254118This but Rice Shower
I have no regrets, this thing has been a godsend to my shitty f2p deck
Do the SR ticket pools update or should they just be rolled immediately?
>>542254112doto
Ugh my belly is so full and round from all the 8/10s I ate...
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY HANDSHAKES TO SHIRAOKI-SAMA
isn't Taiki's body language adorable? I love how she stands with her hands on her hips, I love her double thumb ups and I love her finger guns
This Natie just whooped my ass
When does shooting for victory proc in cm4? Same time as pump or same time as red shift?
>>542254112
>>5422541040LB Vodka aint great, but MLB Suzuka is really good. Those stats dont seem odd for your deck at all.
>>542254320AIIIIIEEEE I DIDNT MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP IM SORRY DANCHOU
>>542254385That's just how all burgers act right?
>>542254530im more surprised about the power and stam. That power means i had to click power rainbow a few times...
>>542254112akebono
>my falco lost a race because only frontrunner>fuck /uma/ was right about solo frontrunners>no other prepared frontrunners>Throw in this parent topgun>SHE WINS A CM RACElmfao
>>542254096At a glance her SSR speed card lack training bonus, the mood bonus is smaller, and her gold skill is a navigation skill. Looks like a total garbage kek.
>>542254112New Years OperaO
>>542254179just download the pre-installed repack, then a mod loader, then an english translation. it ain't hard nigga
>>542254112Smaru
My three autistic wives
>3 wins out of 5uuuh this is not a good sign, is it?
Chiyono's censored pit
Doto is going to have a fundraiser for a new stable on the 24th. Dotofags wy@https://x.com/nyoronyoropyon/status/1976490542314971242
>>542254112Digitan
>>542254808Looks like I won't be pulling Doto this month...
New dotopicWhatdaya think?
>>542251392Always 1st until they change it
>>542253727lots of good parent skills still
>>542254802Sex
damn bros cm3 fatigue is real..
>>542254112Rice Shower(halloweeen)
>>542254965Looks STUPID!!! Go eat HAY, UGLY!!!
>>542254808cute grandpa horse
>>542254104yeah me toono idea how i hit 1200/1000/1000 (rounded up heh) for my taurus aceshame about the lack of accel though, i lacked the critical information back theni will be reusing this for leo i really can't be bothered
>>542254965:=3
Is there any better feeling than 1/2/3ing a CM room?
あああ!
>>542254965Very nice
>>542255147beating a whale by a nose
>>542254965Impressive, very nice
>>542255013Oh no! Anyway...
>>542255013Buy an ad
>>542254104just rainbows lucka lot of niggas on a facility is equal to a rainbow as well in stat gains so it's easy to miss too
>>542254137Her butt's kinda wide
for danchoumid race velocity skills seems far more important than speed in the final spurt since you generate too much of a lead with 3 fronts for a max speed/accel late surger to compete, so I run upwards of 17 races in my career for the SP
Just went 1/20 are all of the CMs like this?
3 DAYS SIX HOURS 46 MINUTES
>>542253375Donkey
>>542254778fuck, which alt tachyon is this?
>>542254578I feel like if you clicked on power a lot then your stam would be higher since Brian has 20% stam. If I assume you didnt have any power sparks, then you probably just clicked on power whenever a bunch of other supports like Kitasan were on it too.
>Doto will die too>probably soon even
>:l>:)>:D
>>542255251
>>542255251yesyou either whale, be a day 1 or KSB reroller, or go to open league
>>542254275>Make Debut (this means starter pool)
>>542255281
>>542251042Why does she have octopus hair
>>542255256I still swear that top buffs her titsshes suddenly bigger than creek
I read earlier that>there's a bug where target speed does not work while you're still acceleratingIsn't that how it's supposed to work? Of course it's not going to do anything, you're still accelerating.
>>542255359are the tickets with the 1 anniv (or half?) updated pool also called make debut?
>>542255251there's 1 easy way to fix this
long and mile cm are more fun than medium
>>542255256Maru's great at those gravure model poses huh..........
>>542213789replying to myself to confirm I was indeed right, CM maches are hilariously free at this hour.like a bunch of team trial umas and B+ shitters
I hate this game so much
>>542255416it might mean that target speed boosts from skills that proc during acceleration don't carry over once you reach your target speed, no idea if that's true or not
>>542255328Doto's almost 30 years old, so sooner or later...
I HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMINGI HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMINGI HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMING
>>542255547let me guessC long running Arima Kinen?
>>542255547based Rapid Builder surpassing expectations
WHO DID TYHATSHYOW YOURSYELF
>>542254965Let's see new Gold Ship photo.
>>542255251Yes all the casuals are quitting so its only going to get harder.
>>542255569>don't carry overHave they considered there's a duration to skills?
>>542255328he's immortal actually and siphons life from nearby mares
>>542255613A medium Japan cup
>>542255508
ENTERTHE TRUE WITGODPACE S SO SHES REALLY AT LIKE 1300 WIT
>>542255636Sounds like you should've went open league
>>542255542yep. I see people understammed (for a mile CM even), actual witgod tt umas with random skills, fronts with no rod no groundwork, skills that don't even activate on this track, and actual re-used cm1 nice natures. I actually don't understand how people fail to qualify for group A if you tried at all.
>>542255251it will never again be as easy as CM1 where you were facing tiktok kiddies and Asmongold viewers.
>>542255256Where are her pubes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZd3biBj-Y
>>542255328I'll eat Doto when that happens, it's what he would want
>>542255637what I'm meaning is that if you consider a velocity skill that lasts 1 second, and you're 0.7 seconds away from completing your acceleration, you might not get the benefit of the remaining 0.3 seconds of boosted target speed once you complete your accelerationagain not actually saying this is 100% true but it's one way of interpreting that description of a supposed bug
>My umas have S speed and A power>Lost all my racesGuess that's the life of a f2p huh, no way I can compete with people having SS ranks.
>>542255668sad
>>542255406She's pretty high up, anon. Her normal costume doesn't really focus on them.
How have we not bred ourselves put of existence in this setting if>Canocially Umas and humans can breed, and in fact have to because there are no male Umas so they are genetically hardwired to want human cock>Umas always give birth to Umas, never a humanThe only upside to human women in this setting is they aren't as dumb as a horse. But still, how did we avoid every human male just endlessly fucking their Uma for daughters until male humans stop existing?
>>542255862She won the Arima Kinen right after thatFuck my stupid umadacchi life.
>>542255816I ate Grass Wonder and he made me gassy
>>542255859you could get away with S speed A power as a front but as a latekek you're a glorified end blocker
Best position for bride Mayano?
>>542254617I did the same with a shitty parent Maru I had with swinging maestro and no relevant skills kek. Worked like a charm to prop up my falco
>>542255989Missionary obviously
>>542255989please stop phrasing your question like that
how the fuck am i supposed to hit 301 Guts? I'm too busy trying to max speed and power.
>>542255989missionary and standing feet-off-the-ground doggy
>>542255989Missionary
>>542255989Lotus
>>542255904Umas can give birth to human boys I think, the real question is where ningen women come from
>>542255904You marry a human for producing sons, you marry a horsegirl for love
>>542256142take guts from events wherever you can and click stamina or guts during beach if you have no better training options
>>542255989please continue phrasing your question like that
>>542255989Mating Press
>I share this general with Missionaryfats
>>542255634I would post some newer Golshi photos but I don't have any good ones. I've seen one of the social media accounts of the farm where he's at but they mostly post their other horses and only take pictures of him occasionally (as far as I can tell)
>>542256142train it during summer and click guts dialogues
>>542255904Umas can give birth to human boys, it's ningen females who are existentially threatened.
>>542255256>Summer Maruy'all forgetting someone who will actually show up in your rolls.
>>542255989Cowgirl
>>542256291I love Missionary Hill
>read Ardan scenario>Lap pillow for valentines>A proposal for an endingCan't wait for the onsen scene.
>>542256291Forgive them anon, they're virgins they don't know anything better.
>>542255989
>>542256142You dont, Guts is a cope stat until an update
>>542256293He reminds me of my parrot that I had when I was at school.
>>542255693That pig knows what's up
>>542255231Hi clubie
>>542256517retard
Eat shit desu wa!
>>542255256She's violently erotic
>>542255904Uma can give birth to ningen males, but never ningen females.
Can anyone post stats of Taishin that's winning?
>>542256517Even ignoring the meme bonus, Guts is more efficient than stamina until certain threshold, it's just not worth pumping past
Your SSR ticket uma will be a dupe, check this 6
>>542256627Is there a single reason to have sex with ningen females?
>>542256589top 100 this month, for sure...
Heres my vodka
>>542256704Nyooooooooooo
>>542256739umas don't want you and supposedly they're rarer
>>542256739No
>High roll on TT.>Haru Urara MVP
>fail a 4% right before the last race of the career>-10>-10>-10>Awful moodthis should be illegal
Everyone talked up Tachyon event so much, but when did JP actually get their first Tachyon event? Why mention it if it doesn't happen for years?
>>542256739Dating an uma that isn't a superstar is like dating a soundcloud rapper
>>542256627Tachyon is so smart
>>542256704SHIRAOKI SAMASTRIKE THIS NIGGER DOWN
>>542254112Seeking the Pearl
>>542256657>Guts is more efficient than stamina until certain thresholdbut the threshold is for the speed boost, as a stat it does nothing right now
>>542256739if you are trainer no, why would you? having a cute proto-wife near you
>>542256704FUCK YOU I JUST GOT A 3RD MARUZENSKY
>>542256791I'm sure I could score with one of the desperate NPC umas
>>542256704You mean my 3star ticket. I want dupes on my SSR tickets.
can a JPvet give a brief explanation of how >1200 stat thresholds work? do you boost the stat threshold or is the ceiling just lifted for certain scenarios? can you exceed 1200 in URA in the future?
did you guys see the new posters?now you have
>>542256857>dating a beautiful girl with horse ears and tail is like dating a nigger
>>542256739Well, for one, umas are less than 1% of the human population.
>>542256981Afaik it's scenario specfic, like for next mode the cap should be 1300.
Okay, I ran 2 late 1 front for the first day and failed to secure three wins by a nose twice (skills didn't procc at crucial moments). Should I switch to 2 fronts 1 late? Should I go Vodka front? I only have Bakushin and Bourbon as other options. I obviously don't plan on actually winning this if I'm already getting fucked this early on but I'm tired of jobbing
I NEED HER
>>542253375gr*y horses
When's the next long raceI need to prepare for that
>>542255989doggy
I want to go innawoods with Tact like you wouldn't believe.
>>542257127>I lost by a nose by sheer luck, should I abandon everything and start over?Listen to yourself for fuck sake.
>>542257127you need 2 fronts if you want them to trigger overtake speedups on eachother. you should never run solo front ace
>>542256981The ceiling is different for each scenario, which you can further increase by sparks which is why 9* speed sparks are back on the menu.BTW the bedrock-hard cap is probably 2000
How many carats are we expecting to get between now and Cafe?
Total ningen women extinction
>>542257127on the off-chance neither of your opponents run front and you only have one then you're fucked, if your solo front is getting fucked by a blocker then running 2 will also make it easier on youif neither of your fronts are capable of winning even in a lobby with position keeping then you may as well run as many decent lates as possible
>>542257036lies
losing by "neck" doesn't make sense in this context, it should a "breast" for uma musume
>>542257173all the best horses in the franchise are gray
turns out this was the late surger cm huh
the weak shall fear the strong.
>>542257346Pic unrelated?
>>542257267
>>542253375g*y horses
I like Nature, but there's something incredibly disgusting about seeing her used even here.
>>542257376fronts are stronger stillbut lates is more player friendly and almost just as good
>>542257394>
>11-9Good enough for a no Grass, Vodka, Falco, Suzuka, and Seiun team
Never trust Teio
>My team ended up being Maruzensky/Fuji/GCI'll be happy just making it to A finals honestly
>>542254965Impressive. Very nice....Let's see Paul Allen's dotopic
I went 15/20 yesterday and had solo front
cinderella gray more like cinderella gay
>>542257225That was once, the other runs where either against unbeatable opponents or losing to awful Umas. This has been the worst CM to me so far. The others were easier to adjust and adapt. >>542257237>>542257287Thanks. Kinda weird that some matchups only had one front.
First time i qualified, first CM where i haven't bothered to prepare..
>>542254724but isnt it like 300GB and you also need very specific mods
>>542257641
>>542257665>Lust provoking image>Irrelevant comment
>>542257635My Fuji ended up being surprisingly goodNo one expects the pace chaser in this cup
>>542257650*solo front multiple timesOnce she gets victoria and angling, she gets out too far for even the strongest Vodkas and Taishins to catch up
>>542256639Sure
>>542257759I have to say it is immensely satisfying when my Fuji can take the lead from a Seiun or a Suzuka before they pop their ults, but she usually gets overtaken by a late/end after that happens.
>>542257665i'd be the happiest and gayest man alive
>>542257754OGURI IS SO HUNGRY SHE IS EATING (OUT) THE OTHER GIRLS EVERY NIGHT
>>542257750Oh my god...it even has a cat!
>>542257564pov: teio just found out im going to marry a ningen
>people are actually borrowing my LB2 vodka...why?
>>542257730>Thanks. Kinda weird that some matchups only had one front.people are saying this CM is going to be a weird rock paper scissors where people slot in front blockers based on how many fronts they're seeing in their lobby, but really I don't think the average casual player cares too much about that, if you're not seeing many fronts now, I don't imagine you'll see many in later days (except group A finals, that's definitely going to have at least 5 or 6)
>Everyone says Maru is a hag>When Rudolf exists
>>542257875whats uma sanpo?
>>542257890What a slut
>>542258008Rudolph is more like a stern older sister
She's adorable, why do you post so much ryona of her?
Y-Y-YATTAAAAAA!
witgodbros...
Is this good on frontrunnrs?I guess to be more specific - does "TOWARDS the front" actually count if you're literally in 1st?
>>542258053
>>542258023It's a new mechanic where you take your uma to take a walk, thou its jp exclusively right now
>>542258057Let's not forget Teio is Rudolf's son irl, so, she has a daughter
>>542258205https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer
this makes me overtake early on a straight giving me an easy win
>start to farm leo parent>Milefuck
>>542258205top half
>>542258194>that power while witgodding>on an uma with no bonus poweractually pretty impressive, if it got some S luck it would have been a terror
>>542257339Umas need souls from our universe, and according to google (not the most robust source I know) there are around 60 million hors of all stripes in the world.
>>542258429
>>542258508Only some of them get the name of the horses from our world, most just don't. Why do you think there are umas doing other sports and jobs?
SHE JOBBED MEDIUM URAWITH THOSE STATSHOW
UhWhat's the difference?I even clicked details and they heal the same amount
Those NPC umas must feel existential dread and fear knowing that they're never gonna make it.
>When you're trying to reach max friendship on a run at an efficient pace and they hit you with that 1|2|1|1|1 stare
>>542258205I always picture the uma making race car noises mid race when I read this skill
>>542258680When you are brocked you are brocked
I only have 10k carats for Summer Maru
>>542258680
What if I raped Chiyono O?
>>542258670>of all stripes Not just racehorses, which would bring down the number bigly.
>>542258826seiun sky status?
>>542258845You cant rape an uma. How often do I have to tell you that?
>>542258680Even with high stats, the brock is a threat
Why does Tazuna pretend to be a ningen
>>542258845Oh no, Chiyono O no
>>542258771
>>542258914You already know I didnt pull for her at all.
>>542258690race planner requires you to be in the upper half of the racers
>>542258957you should spend those carats elsewhere
>>542258690cygames made 2 of them since pace chasers are cucked on race hp
>>542258935the one thing I miss about chrome is it played soundposts WAY better than firefox doesbut I'll never go back since jewgle went mask-off, but damn I wish soundposts werent so choppy on the fox
>>542258936Akshually, she's a half breed. She's missing the ears and tails, but has the strength of an uma. She's a disgusting big butt freak.
>>542257847>Fuji overtakes Suzuka before the final corner ends>She doesn't procs View from the Lead, Angling, etc>Fuji then jobs tooOnly happened once so it was funny but if it happens in the finals I'll be livid
>>542258680That better be not late surger
Teio hate gauge is rising
>>542259021so technically even if your pace chaser was strong, if you were in a room full of frontrunners you'd be cucked?
Stop posting yandere Teio she isn't like that
>>542259059playback seems mostly fine for me on firefox, though sometimes the script fucks up on load so i'll have to refresh the page to try again. also can't change to a different tab or it'll desync and can't seek or change volume. dunno if those are issues on chrome.
>>542259040I'll do as I fucking please. You're chasing meta, I'm chasing booba.
I give up, sorry danchou
>>542257759My one win with my shitter teams was with Fuji when my opponent’s smart falcon ran out of stamina. It felt good.
I secretly like teio but I pretend to hate her because I don't have her yet
>>542259201yandere teio is the best teio
>>542255256I would die laughing if they added a big nerf to her day 1 patch notes and everyone rolled anyways.
Oh Maru you're so cute!The way you double mood down me without a negative status effect right before a triple rainbow is just so kawaiiiiii!
>>542259201>none of the teio coffee images show up anywhere in reverse image search except 4chan and korean bbs>not even on boorus
>>542259318>PATCH NOTES:>SUMMER MARUZENSKY: WEARS A BURKHA
if i dont have angling and scamming parent do i still roll on season maru?
>>542259354they're all AI slop that got started by korean fanart
>>542259451no
>>542259354There are Koreans amongus
fuck Teio
>>542258457I think Oguri doesn't give a fuck about romance, she only cares about sleeping, eating racing and eating again
>It's another episode of forced RNG stacking every support in every stat EXCEPT speed
>>542259318It's anathema to gacha games to nerf stuff. Customers are extremely short tempered and believe gambling for broken units is their god given right
>>542259451nigga just borrow that coffee nigga's seiun she's got like 3000 kids
>>542259625where doko
>>542259451No one mentions it but Summer Maru is just as annoying to build as every other front with no built in groundwork skills, you can gamble it on borrow runs but it's probably gonna be a pain
will kitahara jones fuck oguri
>forgot to farm 1m farms yesterdayI am so dead
>>542259229>chasing>not guaranteeingsome people never learn i guess
May your account be blessed by another Teio dupe
>>542259778I already know.
test
>>542259625My whale's Seiun is stronger
>>542259761No but he'll fuck McQueen
>1 win
>>542259761Why wouldn't he?
Danchou just told me to stop wasting time trying to build Aces and farm fans. He said he knows I won't even reach the Finals so why bother trying to build Aces
>>542259840ok but what are the actual sparks
>>542259913He is right bwo
>>542259929why are umas so obsessive?
Rubbing and fingering my uma's ears.
>>542259576On this episode of Top GearJames gets freaky with cheese.I evade the police.And Hammond races a horse girl.
>>542259808>some people never learn i guessGet ready for a TURBO TUESDAY full of:>"if I don't pull her I'll uninstall then kill myself" (this never works)>"I spent 29850 carats and didn't get her, F2P btw">Nothing but seethe posts after being RAPED in CM by a Summer Maru crafted 30 minutes after release
is there a name for Torenahs like me who only focus on breeding wi- making strong parent* umas?
>>542259808I dont have 30k carats and wont be buying them, so yes, chasing. I have no interest in sitting around for months on end not pulling.
>>542256739Umas are like 1/1000 supermodelsYou could go and try to date one too right now. But what do you think would happen?
>>542259913You need to show danchud by putting up your cancer gold title soon
>>542260040This is literal sex
>>542260104if I hadn't gone to pity on kita banner I'd have way more germs than I do now
>>542260017Balme their half animal side
>Bad mood>nothing procs>lose to a late oguriFucking hell man, this CM is demoralizing.
>>542259576Teio please I’m just a lad I dont wanna be raped
>>542258680Guts
doing this to uma turns you into her trainerdoing this to a ningen turns you into a sex offenderuma 1 ningen 0
>>542260176Do all latekeks want to kill themselves this CM? They were getting so cocky and uppity in the test rooms... what happened?
>>542259451Just build parents with Seiun as a grandparent, bro. Most Seiun borrows are dogshit anyways since they're aces that got 3* blues and groundwork and not fit to be a parent.
>>542259913Don't worry, Danchou will not win finals too
>>542253728I rolled her and got this in the first career
>>542260109Ok but what about the umas that literally just exist to be fodder for the real winners and have no self-confidence
>>5422599979* Stamina, 6* Mile, 3* Late, Red Shift, Victoria Por Plancha, Groundwork 1*
>>542260017>why do teenage girls who are lavished with support in their dreams from a reliable and mature male grow so attached?
>>542260214>no sound>no rant about city>no teio screaming "CIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"garbage post
>>542260332the stamina means nothing the 3* blue means nothing the groundwork 1* is unnaceptable. Pass.
>>542260332>THIS gets 11k borrowswhy are the players of this game so stupid bros
>first summer>78 speed>78 speed>45 speed (i took wit instead)>78 speedhow is this career going to fuck me over, any guesses?
>>542260364forgot to replace the randomized filename
>>542253728https://youtu.be/Bcvr0t8LbJgWhat about this
>>542260430Casuals are still obsessed with 9* blue spark when you can just luckshit some extra stats
>>542259576Teio then proceded to get >late start >early race rushed >failed wit checks >and got blocked
>>542259625>she's got like 3000 kidsNearly 8000 >>542207851
>>542260526>night owl>two infirmary visits >sub 10% training failure >no rainbows during URA
>>542260197Alright you've convinced me... When's her banner?
>>542257036Man we gotta pump those numbers up. How do we live in a world where the entire student body of Tracen Academy isn't pregnant from their torenas?
>>542253728Yes, I saved and rolled for herand also just won URA finals with her
>>542260430It gave my frontrunner Angling, Groundwork, and Mile S and now she's out there winning me CM races. I don't give a shit about your hyper optimized 1/100000 parent, that Seiun is the GOAT for me and did her job
>>542260526speed rainbow will overstay its welcome and you will be forced to do non-rainbow training to get other stat up
>>542260562the 9* blue spark was to clear career before anyone was rolling for cards, I don't get why are people still fixated on advice from the first month of release
>>542260735we're saying you could do more with less dumdum
>>542260562casuals need stats to survive ura and they arent touching cm
Why are there so many lesbian coded characters in CG?
>>542260735>he thinks mile is the aptitude to chase for on a mile front runnerahhh that makes sense
>>542259759Valentine Bourbon at least comes with groundwork
>>542257832Are those midrace skills important? I guess I'll settle for this and hope she'll activate furious feat at the right time, a bit tired of training for cm.
>>542260526third year without any rainbows or skill hints
>JACK! I can't fucking win this CM the Pariots keep matching me agaisnt overtuned Oguris and Smart Falcons, I'm at my limit, what was the number of that Dead Cell squad? I will capture Cygames HQ and hold their CEO hostage, damn the Patriots!
>>542260958dios mios
>>542260912What do you mean? She's literally made for hot threesome sex with me and Creek
let me what? what's she gonna do to me?
>be raped by Teio during training>be raped by Rudolf when I’m trying to sleepWHY
>>542260430This still gets me 10+ borrows almost each day
She lost last training for 50 speed....
I can only view Teio as this brainrot or Ido's version of Teio where she's peak daughter
How the hell am I going to win against summer maru in Leo?
>>542261138Hachimi
>>542260641>>542260739>>542260969surprisingly, the correct answer was to somehow lose the career (after using all available alarm clocks) on tenno sho spring by finishing 5th 3 times and then 2nd.don't think i've ever seen that before. must have been the guts.
>coded
I do nothing but play uma on my commuteI can feel myself turning into a japanese salaryman ojisan
>>542261171Late Surger Taishin
>>542261189Hachimi
>>542261290Why Fuku...?
>>542261290How can you rape someone gently?
>>542261242We don't have a computer nerd uma yet, don't we?>inb4 Transcend
>>542261404
>>542261387she used 1% of an uma's strength to lock down torena
>>5422610939* power on a long/turf is niche enough to warrant borrows from people looking for an a+/s rank long runner for TT, going for blues on a CM parent is killing your chances at finding great whites
>>542261387you know that rape only satisfies the person who's raping right? they don't care if their partner came or if it's hurting them somehow
She fucking did it again...
>>542261569Based Bakushin.
Reposting the divegrass roster poll once again, might close it up early so be sure to put your votes in https://forms.gle/5zuAvNtrM3m3Ttgj7
>>542261391air shakur?
>Do you think she will be able to get some Ws?RNG wasn't kind this run and spent 1 summer without rainbows + calculated pretty bad the STA and ended with too much instead of 600/650Got a 3* sta so i'm not angry desu
>>542255256I'm going to have sex with this horse.
>>542261387You can just tie them down and gently fuck them and brush their hair
>>542261693you might have a chance in group b if everyone agrees to give up on front runners and front blockers and you manage to proc both angling and plancha, but chances are you'll lose to a better pace chaser in mid race/late surger in final spurt
>>542261693If you're very lucky maybe, but chance is kinda low. You want to train particularly Rice Shower?
Does inherited shooting for victory work for CM3 or does the final corner come too early?
>>542261920shooting for victory is broken on this track and doesn't work at all
>>542261838oof>>542261851Yeah. But my best Rice was always between 5th and 8th
I want to make Oguri Cap late surger for my dirt team. What acceleration skills are universally good there? Red Shift?
>>542261484I mean I guess, but I'm sure there's way better 9* Power Long Umas available.It's sort of annoying desu because I wanna throw in a better parent but since I'm getting al the Club Points almost daily there's no reason to change anything. Wish you got a small reward for every 100 borrows or something.I'd put this parent up for CM4 if I had a reason to.
>>542262071you'd likely be better off running her as late surger and forgetting about angling, go for maru/ryan uniques instead
Open league sweaties when my Currenchan beats their perfectly calculated minmaxxed 1k speed front-runner
>>542261269Teio looks like a hikkimori
45756441cm4, you can join with your cm1 umas if you want, i just want to test something
>>542262190
>>542262150I'm in the same spot lol my mcqueen has over 5000 borrows and she's a piece of shit 6* stam 3* pow
is playtime's over effective for pace chaser? I assume it's not that good because you're unlikely to have someone follow behind you unless there's another pace?
>nobody ever trades shoes in my current clubfuck
>>542262343:D
Is there a guide like this for cancer cup?
>>542262396That depends. In CM3 Pace is supposed to have tons of velocity to pass a few fronts. When you start passing them, it will proc.
>>542262396PTO is effective for every position but it's less effective for end closer, same for slipstream and front runner
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she finishes a runsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
14141222cm4, you can join with your cm1 umas if you want, i just want to test something
>>542262670cancelled?
>>542262502
is outfit swapping a thing in JP?
>>542262396Playtime is super generous with it's activation conditions. Its pretty consistent even on end closers.
>>542262854Yes.
>>542262793Some rando joined with B umas... But it's ok, i made another one and it filled
>>542262854Yep, once you get alts, you can switch their outfits.
>>542262807thanks
so...the quality of opponent, even for a round1, is considerably worse this CM. anyone else seeing this? i've run into a competent trainer less than a quarter of the time.
>1100 speed>800 power>400 guts>608 wit>596 staminaI am SEETHING. If I'd maxed out the director's friendship it would've been PERFECT
I NEED TO DUMB MY CARATS STACK ON SOMETHING, PLEASE CYGAMES RELEASE THE WATER MARU
>>542262071You need more power for sure for pace chaser and her unique is weak. Maybe run her as late and get some acceleration skills. Front is too hard.Also I think you would do better in stats if you inherit power and get a single stamina card instead of what I think you're using. Because she needs power for this.If you want to overtake fronts as pace she needs more stats and skills. And it's going to be hard anyway. Maybe late is really the easiest option here. Get Furious Feat from Oguri Cap power card and hope it activates in time.
I finally got my first 3* powerYay
dump
Should I start prepping for cm4 now, or wait for witjap, sumer maru and spe?
>>542263392Nyooo not again my crypto bags suffered enough yesterday
>>542263256building the best strategy for this cm has a lot more requirements and preparation (get angling + plancha, get 3 green skills, get groundwork, get lots of mid race skills, get enough power and wit, all on 2+ umas) than the past two cms (get a goldship with enough stam and red shift + shooting/spurt)
>>542263429It depends on what aces you want. If you're looking at summer units or Doto you can only really do parent or debuffer runs currently.
o-o-once nishKINO flower comes out us PACECHADS will d-dominate...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp9b19wglw
>>542263592low angles are the best you cant prove me wrong
>>542263429by prepping for CM4 you mean training Aces right? Your parents are already built?
>>542263592I need this lil whore
>>542263429building a front parent for a CM takes a lot of time so if you're planning on running S Maru it wouldn't hurt to start on her parents now
>>542263256no negro you're just luckyI had multiple lobbies where I was put against people with 3 A+ perfectly minmaxxed umas
>>542263687Don't get me wrong, I'm a pedo but she's too young looking for my taste so I will skip her
>>542263950>Don't get me wrong, I'm a pedo but
>>542263256You just luckyI've had plenty of cracked Smart Falcons and Front Pasas
>>542263687Don't get me wrong, I'm not a pedo but she's too young looking so I will not skip her
What do I want on a parent for CM4
It's time.
>>542263950>i may be a villain, but i'm not a monster
>>542260529that's why you should use 4chanXT, it recognizes sound posts, turning off random filenames in response.
Can you blockushin the summer maru...?
>>542260649In twenty billion years>>542263823CUTE!
>>542264149I will not fall for bro propaganda
>>542263429If you are rolling for SMaru, you might as well start prepping your groundwork parent. Next three CMs are right-handed, firm conditions, sunny days>>542264467Yes if you believe and grind hard enough
>>542264467only really well built blockushins can stop really poorly built maru
aiiieeeeee
Why is Seiun Sky a desperate cunnyfag?
>>542263950 >>542264298>I'm a pedo, BUTmy fucking sides
>>542264467shart falcon seems like the best blocker but no one pulled that shitter.
Teio wouldn't rape her trainer
>>542264948>>542264149Bropaizuri
>>542264467I believe Umadol can do that if you equip her with all the midrace skills possible with high wit (yes get escape artist from stamina card too)
>>542264896JPBros!? WHAT DID HE SAY? Gentle is meant to be Gentle, not destructive!>>542264948MY BRO
>>542264862i am literally seiun sky
>>542264672Bro is good for you, though.
>>542264784Wait s. Maru has the same affiliation as the normal? Because if yes, holy fuck this is gonna be an aids to build, and I rather put my money on Spe.
>>542265227Every alt has the same affinities
>>542265125>smells nice
Lost all of my races today to Angling and Scheming Frontrunners. Need to build a Brockushin. Not that my other runners will be good enough to stand a chance anyway. I just want to punish the metafags.
>>542265227all alts have the same affinity they're the same character so they can't be their own direct parent (but can be grand) or both on the same team
Paizuri and footjob from Oguri Cap
>>542265338
Are we horny posting this morning?
>>542265454Oguri Plap
>>542265424>>542265325Yeah I think Spe ace it is then.
>>542265660as in sex
I skip races. Can Gold Ship activate Red Shift in Leo Cup? I don't know when she starts moving towards the front.
>>542265656not my fault that half of the uma art out there is like this
>>542261619Where is she
>>542265798Stego sex
I know youre in here somewhere man put your 7* turf 1* stam seiun back on im begging you
>>542265702It really isn't that hard to build her for double circle desu. You just need to plan your parent before hand, if you have Bourbon it's easy, especially since Bourbon can only give you Front, Turf or Medium sparks.
That's it, I've had enough. I'm bringing this loaded gun to round 2.
>>542262278Her squaking DORK voice makes me like her more and more each time I hear it.
>>542266203Not a squaking DORK!
lets get that cancer cup win!!!
>>542259446Cygenerous wont be this downright evil right?
>>542262928fr? even in races?
>>542265792Maybe you could watch literally one race?
this vodka got me qualified. she only went 4/15 though, i'm gonna get bumfucked in group A.
>>542266471Why is this girl wearing a horse ear headband?
>>542266471curren chan OWES me unprotected sex
66580321 cm3 test
>>542265227YeppersIt's even worse for CM4 in particular because you want red shift
>>542266510Nyes
>>542266184I think one of my few round 1 losses was dying to a random NN of a guy who didn't even place
>>542266621rolling vbourbon AND oguri slut then
i really wanna pull zenno rob roy but she's so far away still !!!!!!!!
>people are going to train a red shift smaru inheriting her own grandparent skilldon't burn out...
Hi anon would you reccomend your game
>>542266563Im sorry to say this but you must have had the shittiest shitters to ever shit in your lobbies if that Vodka managed to win.
The most /uma/ thing that will happen when Summer Maruzensky banner is out is getting a Teio dupe and anons seething over summer special week
>>542266745Yes.
>>542266745
I'm loosing it.
>>542266745Which anon are you talking to?
>>542266745do you like casinos
>>542266745yes, the stories are good
>>542266910lose some wait
>>542266745Hello /ba/rother. I don't know anything about your game, but ours is really grindy and honestly kind of tedious at the moment. QOL changes are coming in the future, but we don't know if the developer will implement them earlier for global or just let us have the full experience. I would recommend this game for the story and cute girls, i.e. you don't engage with the PVP aspect of it at all and just enjoy the main stories and the individual horse stories. If you're looking for a competitive outlet go play Valorant or whatever the kids are doing nowadays.
>>542259613Cygames nerfs shit in GBF all the time and they get away with it because that game’s dwindling playerbase is whipped beyond belief.
>>542266910guts is good
>>542266910Good Great Grandparent at least
>>542266745yes. unlike /ba/ it has gameplay for once
>>542267169Anyone willing to stay after summer lotto has already proved they are willing to take whatever up their ass just so they can continue playing their black screen simulator.
>>542266745It is a bit fun
>>542266601>promoted pace
Were you born in the dark?
>>542267289Or they just had the mental fortitude to just save up 30k carats.
>>542266874well if i just play at the same time of day next round i'll get shitters again
>>542266742if I lose the matchup from a Redshift Maru godbless em. Annoying enough just rolling GW
>>542267467Hypothetically speaking, what would it take for me (fat balding ojisan) to convince my trainee Daiwa Scarlet to give me reverse paizuri while she eats my ass?
>>542267169everyone saw the FO nerf coming bro, it's supposed to be an auto attack class not an ougi machine, you'll have to wait for thief for that
>>542267526Not much.
>>542266745Only if you're a sicko. Seriously I'd join when the new scenario drops and that banner (Riko) since a support character deck is everything sadly
Is Condor shit as Pace Chaser if there's like 3+ Front Runners in every lobby?
>>542267627>rolling for a card that only lasts for 3.5 months and then is functionally useless.
>pre-debut>already failed a 4%jej
>>542266515Please... there could be millions of reasons why she'd be "toward the front on the final corner or later" relatad to the track, her skills and/or other racers, of which none might apply in the actual Leo Cup. It's impossible to extrapolate a general rule of where she is normally located in the final corner.
>forcing myself to watch the boring main stories to get brian's cardSo far I'm at chapter 3 and it's my favorite so far. Tickezo's autism carrying it hard
>>542267526>Hey Scarlet... Vodka's trainer told me she's the #1 ass-eater in all of Tracen Academy...
i just dont keep the /uma/ tag after joining a club because i thought it was obvious i was from here.i dont post here often cause i bring nothing of value just like this post. anyway when do we get more than 3 borrows, I feel like with the accelerated pace having 3 is just awful for playing.
>>542267638Yes.
>>542266910
>>542266745Yes, you'll fit right in
>>542266886The en community had a field day with this
>>542266471>>542266570this bimbo needs correction.
>>542267638assuming they're good yes. if they're bad Pasa clears. Qualifiers I've been facing nothing but plumbers and waiters of trainers
>>542267824Fantastic. Now I need to build a new fucking horse. I should probably just be brockushin and late surger gamblemaxxing then yeah?
not sure this is good enough>no mile S>no THHmight be too late to aim for something better
>>542268000Lucky you. I haven't seen a winner with less than 1200/1100 Speed and Power so far.
>>542267597Japanese fat distrubution genetics are so weird.
Think
>>542268359n-no...
>Only have 800 moniesWhat did I do last night
>>542252823This dog looks kinda slutty
Is it a bad sign if no one has asked for shoes in the club for the last 2 days?
>>542268359>Migraine BluesDon't
>>542268359
>>542268501sounds like a chill club, mine has a quota and danchou throws a fit every 5 days if you aren't on schedule
>>542268359no
Which Uma has the easiest and Hardest careers?
>>542268359Nah
>542266745>All those replies
oh so when you guys say sakura chiyono o looks like a dog everyone agrees but when i say matikanefukukitaru looks like a fox everyone gives me the fluoride stare and says she's clearly a horse
>>542268339Why does she turn into Grass Wonder after panel 1?
posting my clock
>>542268634easiest = bakushinhardest = whoever god hates that day (usually rice shower or special week or king halo)
>>542268634>EasiestOguri>HardestTop Gun
>>542268757that's because she's a cat bro
>>542268843Yamato nadeshiko soul is inside every uma
>>542268618Why is she inflating my bike tires?
>>542268906I'm ready for MANT
>>542268634Doesn't the milk truck literally get a forced debuff for half the career
>>542268634>EasiestTurf Falcn>HardestUnprepared? Rice. Even with prep? King Halo.
>>542268634Bakushin, Ryan
>>5422686341 and 2 star umas tend to have easier careers (lower opponent stats, non-g1 races). The hardest careers have off-aptitude races (Biwa runs mile for some reason) and the careers with Tenno Sho Spring tend to be the hardest ones. King Halo actually has one of the hardest careers because it's a schizo collection of sprints, miles and fucking long race. She's also a late surger which is RNG hell in career.
Do you actually loop?
Oissu
>>542268634Hardest career is the post above youEasiest is CurrenIts Bakushin with power
>>542268634>Hardest Sprint Bourbon
>>542267638just stack midrace skills bwo :)
>>542269059It is just a slightly worse practice poor. Maybe one out of every five runs it causes problems.
>>542269114I did my first few weeks but now I just try to build strong parents from guests.
>>542255328
>>542266875I don't understand this pic. Teio is about to hang herself but what about Mcqueen
>training gets you stats>racing gets you fans>an uma that trains its entire 3 years is stronger than the one that actually races winning races being useless just feels wrong
my mile CM team (in one year)
>>542269154
>>542269114I login in the morning to do my daily races and team trials, then open the game right before bed to do a career with one of my comfort umas :)
>>542269114not in the strictest sense with 4 uma but I am building up big late surger whites with the intent of using them as a springboard for future CM branch offs.
>>542269375Racing gives you extra skills, all depends on how valuable the skills you can buy are
>>542268634Out of all my umas King Halo gets dealt the shittiest hand every single time
>charming in senior yearsweep trasho
>>542269502teach her the magic trick
>>542269472it is impossible to have a lot of valuable skills unless you literally own every single SSR and even then it is not enough
>>542269114Unintentionally
I'm going to retire as danchou come November, hand the club to the top earner and leave. Tired of recruiting just to find out it's another fl*tliner leech
7 decides what trainee I get with this ticket I’ve been holding on to.
>>542269502That's naughtyYou should correct that brat
STOP
just picked the guts option instead of the power option at summer camp
>>542269681Oguri Cap (As in peak)
>>542269681Matikanefukukitaru
>>542269628Dont worry danchou Im gonna yolo on summer maru and flatline if I dont get her
>go to kusogeverse to grab uma collab stuff>I have o play weekend lobby tournament>"fine, let's go">I'm the only one with a latin alphabet nickname>all my 4 matches were against the same Heaven crest deck that fucking drags for 20+ turns>still manage to win one with a 2nd release Abyss deckWhile I do think the Oguri (Odin) card is cool, that entire hour playing was fucking awful. What an incredible shitty game. I do not recommend this for my fellow umaGODS
>>542258023you gotta take your umas for a walk
>>542269693500k retention next week?
>>542255989reverse cowgirl
>>542269681Helios alt
>>542269656
>>542269768>>542250665
nyooo i wanted to use the last image slot
>>542269681Loves Only You
Any of you completed the trainer training yet?
>>542269681Nakayama Festa
>>542269994The what
>>542269928Image of me slapping you for saying nyo
>>542269681LETS GO FOR TEIO
my tampermonkey extension got deleted for some reason and i had to reinstall all my scripts and now the 4chan soundpost player isn't working anymore
>>542269836what did she eat
>>542269628DANCHOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
>>542270091your ass
how much is angling worth in power stat?
>>542269681Digitan alt
>>542270042The training trainer event that gives you scouting tickets
>>542269681Fenomeno
>>542270047that's not very nice bwo...
>>542269628same im leaving for S+, sick of these cunts disrespecting me
I actually hope i won't get S.Maru. Because that means i'll have to finally farm groundwork..
>>542270170someone posted an image here last night and it was something crazy like 600+angling = 1500 raw power
>>542270327Mambobros??
>>542268021>try her out in room match>she overtakes the front runners and is in 1st before final corner>simply does nothing afterwards and gets overtaken by lates/endI seem to have simply created a blockushin with extra steps
>>542261290Poor Rudolph...
>>542269375Well when MANT career happens you'll be doing almost nothing but racing. It takes forever.
Mambobros are crumbling apart
>>542270139but i clean my ass very thoroughly
>>542269628can't you just search up the applicant on chrono before accepting?
>>542270756Past performance doesn't guarantee future resultsPeople stop playing at the drop of a hatGlobal is dying at a rapid pace if you haven't noticed
Can the cutest anon in this thread bake a new thread for me?
If i lose this CM i'm qutting. If i can't win this one, i won't win the future ones either, game starts to become all about newest umas. Whale game.
>>542252736>shemy penis was being inspected by a girl?!
>>542270941Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
Dating decks viable enough to clear a scenario?Year from now I intend to punish that bitch of a trainee you know the one that always gets chain mood downs? Yeah that one.I'll have her watch me go out with Tazuna, Aoi, Riko, the woman from the island scenario, the acupuncturist, the wheelchair woman then top it off by having lucid dreams about the Three Goddesses.
>>542271286>>542271286>>542271286
>>542269628umao?
>>542270937>all supporting evidence is bad because things can happenare you retarded?Applicant A flatlined in their past club for the past week.Applicant B is a moderate performer in the same timeframe.Both have applied to the club.you are proposing that you would, at complete random, choose between the two. kek
>>542268479did you upgrade someones potential? that's 550k easy
