USAGI takes EVO Europe home in a 3-0 victory against PIXI's LowainMeg trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sof5vREIZ8Patch on the 15th, coming with a costume for Percival (store) and Charlotta (battle pass 11)>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/Next tournament is a worldwide Team tournament. No date yet.--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Cagliostro, Narmaya, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous thread (made by a retard):>>542271689
meg mari twerk off
i luv sheep
meg and mari are the 2 girls I am the cup
>>542291845Puffy nips
bros i cant stop sniffing my balls what do you call this
>>542291845>leaving the bottom panel outCoward.
>>542292094being gay
Say something mice about your Evo Queen
man
>>542289534Doesn't matter when she's one of the fastest characters and you can't BC it.
I was promised a character with exposed cheeks.Where are the cheeks, FKHR?
you will notice this thread will be 75% slower and with 75% less shitposting
https://youtu.be/8Sof5vREIZ8?t=68>can set mari to throw a rocket late as fuckman i knew she was gonna have some combo on throw bullshit
Is there a large Indian / South East Asia player base for GBVS?
season 3...
>>542292294that's not a man dude
>>542292405>Doesn't matter when she's one of the fastest charactersno she's not>you can't BC it.you mean if she spaces it? pretty sure that's universal
>>542292502MIDSCREEN BLUESLOP WALLBOUNCE COMBO WE LOVE TO SEE IT
I think it's fucked up when characters get midscreen wallbounces
>>542292565>Indian
>>542292502>delayed bullshit projectiles that cant be interrupted, aka lil lowain>dive kick with multiple follow ups>full screen jumps lariats aka seox-like>some kinda multiple follow ups from those>air stalls god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw upnot coming back for this
>>542293076don't excuse SEA
>>542293128learn the match up pussy
>>542290757You need to get good
why did this shitposter beaschizo come back i dont get it? its really noticeable. anyway, good time to peace outbb
>>542293282finna say this to anybody crying about meg fr
Will you be a Megger?
>>542293128>god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw upyou had until this one. gay nigger
>>542293424t. Usagi
>>542293128>god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw upWhy are you a homo?
>>542293389yes
>>542293389nyes
>>542293389MaybeI'm still holding out for Ilsa
>>542293128Good morning sir
>>542293389no, I have absolutely no interest in that character. I like her design and the faces she makes when she's going to fucking murder someone but ursula looks stupid, I don't like yuri, and the "I'm a normal girl" thing isn't very interesting or funnyI will stick with the focks for my rushdown wants
>>542293389ill be a meggot
>>542293923Are you Indian
Be strong anons, only 3 months to go before Ilsa
>>542294229I am a white as fuck burger
>>542294332miwktwuck
>>542294332and then Season 3, feature 4 fujo chars to balance things up
>>542292721>Pretty sure that's universalIt's not. Grimnir, Eustace, and Cagliostro have it way easier than every other character. Some characters only get BC-safe 66Ls when the opponent is crouching, but those three specifically don't have to care.
is beatrix being able to riding free under 66L universal
>>542294563wow, it's fucking nothing
>1/100brose...
can someone please edit a phone with a flash in lowains hand? i dont have the skillz
>>542295117You can do it, anon!Believe in Photopea!
Look Sammy, me not being an EVO champ is a strategic move, they won't nerf us if we don't bring result
I love lesbians and will be supporting Meg by buying the game
>>542295791Me too sis
>A shark>Called a bear
I luv 2B
I hate 2B and everyone who plays her
>>542295117The resolution's so small that there's barely enough pixels to add any detail.
>>542296467Ursula's an octopus ya dingus.
>>542297243my wife looks like this
>>542291015i think she would be really pleasant to hug and kiss
>>542297229kekgood work
>>542295483i just googled photopea thinking it was a real software.FUCK YOU.
>>542297668?But it is real software.photopea.comIt's a Photoshop knockoff that runs in your browser.
my gems are all gone again...
>>542297872>BROWSER BASED
>>542297902
>542298135kys underage
>>542298101Yep. Works pretty well. Has many of the features of Photoshop up to the point it went to subscription based bullshit.
Damn, I was thinking of dropping Granblue Versus and fighting games in general after EVO France.Now, I'm not so sure anymore. It sucks to suck. It feels wrong to stop now before doing a notable result (at my scale). EVO was so much fun too. Offline events really are something else.But I also know as soon as I'll get back home and get to the grind, I'll feel miserable again.
>542298419Tranny melty
>>542298489just don't call it a grind or treat it like a grind and play the game for fun
Be honest with me bros, are there any chances for season 3?
https://nhentai.net/g/550029/
>>542298650nyo
>>542294540Hell yeah, Lucio for season 3
>>542298489is that my hero the mid master djeeta
>>542298650They would've said something or teased it by now. If they don't announce it at that yearly grubfes in December, then RIP.
>>542298650no, zero, nada, nothing, it's over, eos tomorrow now go shitpost in another thread
>>542298650nope
>>542298650I asked FKHR and he said they're skipping Season 3 to add a bunch of EX characters next year.Season 4 will happen, though.
>>542298650Yeah, with Shalem as first character
>>542298650I think the biggest surprise is how the EX characters were a one time.
>>542298891Slurpers are so easily triggered
it's time for dykes
>>542299310wrong threadkeep to your mental illness containment zone >>542140098
>>542299029thajk uyo
>tekken>sf6>gbvsWhich one
>>542300026how nu are you?
>>542300426play granblue fantasy versus rising it's a good game
>>542292281Do you think he'll carry on Umisho legacy and went on making a whole underground rape network?
>>542300426gbvs. but creamapi the free version. cygames doesn't deserve any more money.
>>542300426gbvs
>patch notes dropped already>buffs to all my mains (except for the Trunks nerfs that are deserved)>huge steam sale>grub patch confirmed for smolYea, I don't care how bad I am at this game. I'm playing FighterZ this week
>>542300426none
>>542301343>>patch notes dropped alreadyoh shit. any piccolo buffs?
>>542301343>>patch notes dropped alreadylink?
>3/100ranked is full of soriz and beelzebub someone come safe me from this shit
>>542301343meg only drops on the 15thill be playing dbfz too until then
>>542301660>meg only drops on the 15thwhy the fuck drops a patch on a fucking Wednesday
>>542301607>sorizi cant
>>542301607I'd join but I'm autistically seeking a hentai I've lost
>>542301607ah'm comin'
>>542302018Tell me what you remember, bet I'd find it
>>542302018i remember when i did that and was extremely disappointed almost 5 days of autistically searching later.
>>542301343>tien can now level 3 into level 3lmao
>>542301464>>542301546https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/dragon-ball/news/dragon-ball-fighterz-patch-notes-140
>>542302391the big meaty...
>>542302226I only remember one scene from it.It was in a beach, a girl, I think blonde and white wearing a small leopard-print bikini, was getting excited showing off her body to the beach bystanders, until a dude who was accompanying her comes in and cluelessly interrupts her, then they leave there's no tag for 'beach', the dude was kinda bulky but i dont know if he fits as 'ugly bastard', i cant remember if it was censored or uncensoredI'm doing some black magic shit in here
>>542302248GIVE HIM THE EARSGIVE HIM THEFUCKING EARS
>>542302391where's our notes
>>542302391I'm guessing they made the game even more kuso right, there's no way this is a mystical patch that tones the game down to an enjoyable level
>>542303263lmao
>>542298650I think it's worse off now. Not only has ArcSys been working on Tokon and Strive, but also pushing out the dlc content for Rising AND NOW we know they are probably working with Bandai Namco again on further DBFZ content.Unless Cygames wants to keep working with ArcSys and if ArcSys wants to take on the further work, I think we are in a worse off position than before EVO France.
>>542303263patch is the 15th so probably the night of the 14th
When does meg drop and whens the big meaty.
>>542298836yes
check out this fox out it's really cool
>>542304363that’s hot not cool
>>542304363Sorry bro, it's not doing anything for me
>>542304295who did you beat up and who did you lose to?
Is there a female GBVS character that plays like SFV Ed
>>542302897Was there a brown girl?
>>542304505How does SFV Ed play? I never played SFV
Who the FUCK us Auguste?
>>542304363i would destroy her
>>542304410yuel is cuel too>>542304421that's a shame... I'm sorry for you
>>542304989he has a fireball, a dp and they dont require dp or qcf motionhe has a v-trigger (revenge meter activated thing basically) that fires a big slow ball you can follow
>>542304808probably, dark_skin is one of the tags I was researching that day
>>542302897>leopard-printCringe
>>542305538I like these characters
>>542305398You might be thinking of Suketto Sanjou!! The Animation. Not a beach, but there's a blonde, white chick in a bikini that kind of looks like leopard print, showing off to a bunch of guys and a brown girl
>>542304448>who did you beat upPlayers that barely played the game>who did you lose toPlayers that played the gameCan't really say more, although it's not ultra secret eitherI have all the theory in mind, but there is still something about my mind game that hasn't clicked yet. Like, I'm not on a mind reading level of a top player. It makes me insane. I could've done everything gamera did against Skyll (as in, I knew all his tricks on Djeeta), yet I'm a scrub and he's Top 4 at EVO France.
>>542304989ONE TWO THREEONE TWO THREEONE TWO THREE
>>542305790i meant the characters!
>>542305512silence>>542305742nyo but i was actually checking that one out earlier. the terms I gave are too little to go off and too broadGod, Queen Bee's animation is so trash. No wonder Hartvigen rags on them so much. Check out his channel btw.Thanks, anyway
>>542305587
>>542306062>queen beenewgrounds had better animation in the worst flash porn
>>542304505>SFV EdI don't think there is really anyone who has all of Ed's defining moves, let alone applies them the same way Ed would.>Chargeable lariat punch that side switches on hit>Rising attack with optional divekick followup>one-two punch projectile that travels slowly>tether to reel himself towards opponents or pull them down to him, multiple angles of attack
>>542306230And somehow they get their hands on all the good titles... Hell
>>542305245I know Ferry has a rare super juggle combo that's similar, but I'm not sure anyone in the cast specifically plays like SFV Ed. It doesn't help when ArcSys designs their games around consistent hits in a combo with recovery to punish rather than most games juggle combos.Closest characters I can think of for Ed appeal are Ferry, Eustace, Lucilius and Vane for juggles in a combo. Otherwise I'd recommend Soriz or Charlotta for that more aggressive playstyle.
>>542305229Nuh-uh
>>542306654I ain't striking herI'm grabbing
>>542302897Stringendo Episode 8?
How would you rank these toons from the easiest to play to the most difficult
>>542307256YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT WTFI don't know how to thank youThank you a ton, anon
>>542307454>ToonBegone>>542307539/gbvsg/'s knowledge of porn is truly remarkable
>>5423074542B and beatrix are equally easy as fuck but beatrix will teach you more about the game. 2b is honestly probably easier for someone who calls them "toons" and you can get by with nothing but mashing for a very very very long time and never have to learn how to do anything until 500+ gems masterafter that it's vira>zoi>versusia>metera easiest to hardest
>>542307454>hatstroon baiting
>>542307454Versusia is the hardest, Metera is the second hardestI would say there isn't much difference between Zooey and Vira in how hard they areBea is the easiest character in the whole game2B plays a different game but she's not hard
Why does the joke character's trailer make it look like she has more sauce than the entire cast
>>542307707>metera>difficult
>>542307972I never said that
>>542307854I'd argue on principle of how Metera's zoning works, she's harder than Versusia. Versusia you have to learn to block more and where best to use your insane pokes to take them to the corner for free but her combos are easy as fuck.But that is just me not understanding my own disconnect with zoners
>>542307256Also I think it stuck with me because of the twintails. Kinda reminds me of Zeta.Gyaru Zeta when?
>>542307454metera is the hardest godtoon of the six.
>>542307972>>542308040I've tried both and I definitely agree. Even Versusia's zoning is much more intuitive.t. genelet
>>542307539damn im good, enjoy your wank anon. Rub one out for season 3 and big meaty patch
>>542307905Spending 1 year training bullshido will do that
2B is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.More combo routes than most characters to memorize (that vary by skill gauge) and her execution is hard enough that even Yoru still drops stuff with her
So my Danchou is good now?
retard
>>542308240out of curiosity, how did u find it
>>542308541I saw Stringendo years ago and remembered. I almost got thrown off because you mentioned a brown girl, but I double checked and just put it in and turned out to be right.
Beatrix is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.More combo routes than most characters to memorize (that vary by donut consumption) and her execution is hard enough that even Gamera still drops stuff with her
>>542308393shes so good gamera picked anila over her
>>542305245>Fireball and DP that use simple inputs>has a big EX fireballThat is every single character in this game go nuts
>>542308726>execution is hard enoughlol>even Gamera still drops stuffGamera drops combos with every character
Vira is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.
>>542308726TrueI've never seen gamera use 5U for instanceThe character has so much going on even him forgets some of her options
Who does have the most combo routes? Grimnir? Lancelot? Abel? I feel like Vas has more than you'd expect.
>>542308726yeah she has to actually play neutral and get in to run her gameplan instead of running it from """neutral"""
>Meg>Meg(aman)
>>542309197can you think of anything else that starts with meg, zeta?
>>542309197
>>542309197No she's named after the Megalodon, quit with the conspiracy theories.
>>542309296Shark!
>>542309328>>542309502why does she dream of the shark
>>542309328my black mom>>542309502my red mom
>>542309152Zeta, Grimnir, Eustaceprobably
>smacks you with a shark mounted on her arm>shoves ass and crotch in your face>shouts something about protecting a beach and being a normal girl>rides off with someone who wants to roofie herIs meg a meme character
I think yuel is really cute
>>542309819There's too much shit obscuring her buttI will mod the shit out of her, I want to see that ass
>>542309328>>542309657now post black dad
>>542309819Yes
>>542309819>>shoves ass and crotch in your faceProofs?
>>542309960
>>542309819>Is meg a meme characterit should have been pretty obvious
>>542309819She now lives in an island where a Sumo wrestler can dry the ocean and fly using the power of Sumo, oh and also a bunch of Plesiosaurus live in Auguste
I only have one mom and she is red
Aight my fellow schizos, what did u get from Meg's trailer? what do you think she has for skills?
>>542310250
>>542310397Where did you get this picture of us
>>542309960The best MomDad btw
At first I thought she was sitting on the opponent and slitting their throat. But it's actually Ursula biting the back of their head and she's riding Ursula before ripping Ursula out and slashing at the shark bite
>>542309819Nah I'm pretty sure the Sharket Launcher is serious business
>>542310474BOOBAHIPPA
>>542310447I'm in your walls
I'm taking a break from grub, i've been playing more than usual and today I just got pissed off shortly after booting the game
I nerver felt anything for Cammy but Meg is pretty hot...
>>542310787i will miss u
>>542310397this is the most raped gran has ever been
>>542310790Someone will mod Cammy model into her day 1
>>542310787That's okay.Breaks are good for you.You should have done it earlier though, Meg drops in 4 days...
is it safe to use coomer mods in gbvs
>>542311135no, you might get distracted and cum mid match
WHY THE FUCK IS THE SHARK YELLOW IN THIS CLIP WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN
>>542310790>there is only one modern fighting game in which characters (plural) are allowed to wear thongs openly and show their bare ass>the models even have ass jiggle>the game is Street Fighter DixAbsolutely fucking cursed timeline.Why the FUCK is Cygames being coy with this when fucking Street Fighter, a game literally made for Americans, dares to show full ass?
>>542311231But then post-nut clarity will kick in and I'll have better reactions than any adderall prescription
hmmmmm*superjump jL*
>>542311507YOOLgawd
>>542311250Ultimate Attack Time
>>542311413maybe you're onto something
>>542311685is that fucking gaogaigarplease god no that literally gave me headaches to watch.i swear that shit gave me seizures.
>>542311337Is she Belial? No, then you get no shit lmaoooooo
>>542311779Sheep miwkSheep cweeseSheep bwutterYummy
>>542311231>>542311779I stare at these
>>542311779anilas titty pimples
sheemp...
>>542312180kumbhi has them too
>>542312401we have so much popping to do
>>542311337We used to make fun of SF6 for having 0 sexo while Grub was full of itBut then they released Mai and put Chun-Li in a swimsuit... it's absurd how sexy Mai is, she is a fucking cum singularityWe need Iroha to level the playing field, to even the score
>>542311930Yep, first 20 episodes of the show should have a seizure warning it's so awful. Afterwards they toned it down alot so it's better, basically nonexistent after the first half.
>>542312401pig wife
>>542312626it was really bad at the start and i unironically googled if they ever passed laws because of it.I disagree by the way that shit hurted even towards the end. I remember closing my eyes whenever that nigga shouted goldion hammer or whatever and i could still feel it through my eyelidsgranblue fantasy versus i love laws protecting my eyes rising
>>542312609Swimsuit outfits pack in season 3, Believe in Victory
Either you cum inside your main, or your main cums inside you. No exceptions.
>>542312878I could be wrong but didn't the laws only change after the porygon pokemon episode?granblue fantasy versus cagliostro experiment on her pokemon
>>542312609Based fellow Birb appreciator.Yes, her presence in Grub would most certainly turn the tide.>>542312918Cygames hire this man.
>>542313002yeah that sounds right. (Dec 1997 for porygon). with gaogaigar airing in February?
>>542310474I spent 3 stones on my mom so I can get an extra double strike out of Sumabito next month
>>542313325your dad's got some nice titties
>>542312657she looks like she was smashed with a hydraulic press
Come on Cygames, your goldmine is there, just do it
How did neechang do at evo?
>>542314749but what about our loyal and highly populous female playerbase? a woman just won EVO france! the percival skin is for girls like her!
>>542314936she came first
>>542314936mmmm wyell... nyot good.
>>542314936Nowhere to be found while Anila was front and center in top 8
Mari's voice is pretty cute... and she herself is a pretty hot gyaru..
>>542314981That guy is troon? LMAOOOOOOOO
>>542315186>Mari's voice is pretty cute
>>542315145>>542315181An entire year so far without a major top 8 in person appearance?
>>542315557draph oppression will continue
>>542309819Dunno if it's just the stage, but her design looks much worse with saturated colours
>>542311231HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>542315485special needs
>>542314981Don't worry, they'll get this
>>542310234>levithan's face when all manner of horrors are unleashed on Auguste regularly
>>542316567ok
the world would be a better place without 2B players
>>542316567stepping on her toes wtf
>>542316567not sure what happened there
>>542317052
i like how even the official artists find Percival's Flamberge to be absurdly hard to draw so in all his art but one it's either conspicuously a plain side view or in its sheathe instead of pointed anywhere at the camera
>>542317062He learned into Balrog
Why is there a sexy Persona version of Wings of Terror?https://youtu.be/I2tbOAi-Zus?si=IfIGD89jRNGPmMpu
>>542317806what's so complex about a flambergesword but squiggly wiggly
So did the tourney already conclude or are we waiting for top 8 tomorrow or something? I spent all day playing Minecraft with the homies
>homiesDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>542318774Because the gacha game collabed with P5
>>542319162?
>>542319251I can't fucking believe this is actually the real answer
>>542318791they fear they might end up drawing lu woh
>>542319162Fuck off back to your game, Reaper.
Gym rat for season 3
>>542319674we already got a machine gun punch guy
>>542319674Man I am still pissed she didn't get the uncap last accordant event I am even more pissed we have to suffer ANOTHER event with more Cupitan lesbo drama
>>542319798I don't like Soriz he is too wideHe looks like he's stuffed into his own skin and doesn't fit right like the Raider in For Honor
>>542320082low T post
>>542319798Soriz? Nah, machine gun punch guy is this dude
>>542319674We already have a Rat.
>>542320432The sexiest rat there is
>>542320180yes
>>542320375Why didn't Araki sue over this?
>>542320082yeah same, he is too wide, looks like a fridge or somethingWilnas looks very good though
>>542320629He forgot.
why are trannies so good at fighting gamesserious question
>>542321296autismstay inside all day, play all day
>>542307256>>542308701>having a hentai at the tip of your penis like thatso this is what they call power leveli dont know if i should ask how many hentais you have watched or what's your top 5
>>542321296autism
>>542321296antidepressants and adhd+autism+hrt meds
h-anime is garbage and I feel for the EOPs watching it. reading hmanga and doujins as they come out is extremely comfy
this nigga is gonna troon out in a year tops
Which Granblue would the others call The Drink?
is there another event in november/december/january? I'm getting a bad feeling about another "surprise" guest character if ilsa isn't out until early 2026...
>>542321003Kek
>>542322081We're getting nothing until Frosty Faustings, and that's January 30th-February 1st. So that's like early-mid February for Ilsa.
>>542322257granbluefes in december
>>542322307Nothing ever happens during that
Welcome to Kat'z Korner Hellscape. I'm Kat.
I saw Havajobday playing Two Cocks and I wondered, where are those players that left grub? Like Zippy to play Mr. Polves
>>542324352many top level fighting game players only ever love once
>>542324653That's deep, bro...
>>542324068Hi, Kat.
if the meg patch doesnt fix the meta the game is in for all time low playercounts the coming months and ilsa wont be able to save it
>>542321392Alot, but I prefer eroge. A good hentai is a nice simple watch, and makes for great HMVs but it's the odd middle ground between eroge and doujins, where alot of hentai just doesn't look as great as some doujin and game art or isn't as fun overall as eroge.
gbvsg minecraft SMP server doko
>>542322029Literally danchou
then who was the cup
>>542322081They did a similar thing with Eustace on the near end of season 2 of Vanilla. There was a larger than usual gap (but this time we know who's coming) then they showed of Seox with a tease for further content down the line. That further content got turned into Vira and ABel 5 months later.Whether or not they go further with Rising has yet to be seen.
>>542325716
>>542325858my mom wouldn't rape me
>>542325058
>>542325982Mine would
>>542325982of coursebecause you wouldn't reject your mom's advances
>>542326051rape me, that isnot you >>542325982
>>542325982
If the meg patch bombs, then I'll quit playing for a while but still come here because I like you guys
>>542326406Not your blog
Why shouldn't I kill myself if I'll never have a giant red dragon apocalypse robot mom
>>542326406*smooch*
>>542326612you can't have sex with your mom anyway. she's your mom. that's gross
I'm so tired.
>>542325858I AM THE CUPTHEY CALL ME THE CUPBECAUSE I STORE HER PEE (PEE) (PEE) (PEE)INTO MY MOUTHAND GARGLE IT UP (UP) (UP) (UP)I AM THE CUP
>>542326406Your blog
>>542326768watching evo frog took it out of me
Charlotta is getting some big buffs to go with her battlepass right?
>>542326938theyre kneecapping her
>>542326754why do you instantly assume i would want to have sex with her
Meg will be undisputable top 1.Patch will nerf Lowain and Vas slightly while giving them compensation buffs that'll launch them to top 2 and 3.Believe in victory
meg will be a solid mid tierthe top 10 will get reasonably nerfed and the bottom 5 will get reasonably buffedthe system mechanics will get the perfect tweakslucilius's theme will be patched to just be the real version and lowain's theme will be patched out of the game. 2B will be removedbelieve in victory
>>542327753>lowain's theme will be patched out of the gamethis but beelzebubs theme
Game balance doesn’t matter at your skill level
>>542326938charlotta buffs would be the cherry on the shit cake
>>542326938
>>542327881plenty of GM level players here
>>542327753>the top 10 will get reasonably nerfed and the bottom 5 will get reasonably buffedThey haven't done anything this reasonable a single time since the first game
>>542328142he'd know that if he, you knowjoined the lobby
They already said they're not adjusting any characters.
>>542328034needs one final transcendental galaxybrain tier that's just chainmail bikini again
>>542328404P R O O F ?ROOF?
>>542328470wrong
>>542328404proof that they said eos after meg drops?
>>542328552you are like a frog in a well. you're stuck at the expanded frilly dress tier and have yet to ascend
fkhr told me meg will have a fully modeled shark pussy
>>542328470
>>542328404Devastating news if true. I need a source on that
charlotta microbikini costume when?
Granblue Tag when?Calling dibs on Narmaya/Galleon/Anila team
1.0 niia wouldn't keep up with today's meta
>>542329568lol
>tfw no cute rat gf
>>542329568
>>542328034armor autists are so annoying
>>542329384*GranblueXrossTagBattleThe crossover will be with DOA, Fatal Fury and Samsho
>>542329384if the next granblue is a fucking tag game I will be devastatedone of the only things that'd get me to just not play it at all
>>542329568Nobody in the current cast can convert a full combo off of a meterless reversal DP. Remember why people wanted that character dumpstered.
>>542330172shut the fuck up zetasissy
>>542330172Yeah what my boy said, shut up pussy
>>542330172lowain does
>>542330443lowain 236U is a stupid dumb fucking bitchass nigger retard gay asshole move but it isn't an actual frame 1 wakeup-compliant reversal
>>542330172Beatrix with delta clock
>>542330609off his parry
>>542330172I know that no one plays Zeta anymore but that's no reason to forget about her.
me taking Beatrix's delta cock
bea bear's bouncy bountiful breasts
https://x.com/waffletimecat/status/1977156684691931274My grubbers, i'm not sure if this is better than rising
fighting games are shit but I can't stop playing them
>>542331043i dont think anyone made that argument in the first place
>>542331043issa fun kinda broken
>>542331025i wish bea was bad so i wouldnt feel bad playing her
>>542331043If I'm going to play broken tag kusoge for a side game, at least with DBFZ I can like the characters.
>>542331708played some 2xko i see
>>542331923I'm glad someone picked up on that.
https://x.com/AFGCNews/status/1977106987734515884Bros... it's looking pretty grim for Gamera...
Firegawds how are we feeling that all our characters are the de facto most boring sauceless characters in the game and waterfags are going to get meg
>>542332535if I was a sauce-obsessed weirdo I wouldn't have picked up yoolthey can have meg. I'm gonna superjump jL and do four overheads
>Tororo and Gamera have to fly out to Brazil
Where do I see what element a character is
>>542332535idk about you but Zeta had hella sauce before cygames decided fun wasn't allowed for some reason
>>542333079She can have her sauce back if you agree to get rid of parry combo starter
>>542333079Fullscreen blueslopping somebody for 70% isn't sauce.
>>542331025i wish bea was fun so i wouldnt not play her
>>542333219damn grubble players REALLY want to mash that badly
I now remember Zeta is so bad Shosan stopped streaming and going to locals
she's not even bad
>>542332951Do a special move or a 2U/j.U
>>542334694What's Vane?
>>542334813waterhomo
>>542334694>2Ui always knew Eustace's element was Wire
>>542328034I-I kinda of like greek jita
>>542335182how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast in the morning
>>542333539I think Elodius disappeared toodoes Bread even play regularly?What they did to Zeta was absurd, it's a miracle our brown girl fucker anon still plays the game
>>542335147https://youtu.be/hs5oLYiB2Cg?si=jOzD2rplZXW6l4_M
>>542326754your penis came in contact with your mothers vagina at some point when you were born unless you were born by caesarean in which case you are spiritually and physically cucked. this is scientifically tied to being bad at fighting games.
>>542332196space has so many fucking gemmies
>>542338405I was having a nice night before I read this...
>>542337703thats my pig.
>>542338405why would you say this
>>542338405Now i miss Relink
Bros... ryazo is quitting
>>542338858because c.sections are tied to autism, numerous developmental disorders and other conditions. its important that nier players have answers.
>>542335698holy kek, what a fitting clip...
>>542339441source?
>>542339520https://twitter.com/RyazoGt/status/1977014698962043178
>>542339635>consistently tops in murica>goes to europe>gets so salty at lowain niggers that he outright quitsCygames needs to gut this character
>>542339635What's left to achieve? 10k with sheep is basically 2.5 EVOs.
>>542339902Lowain is killing the fucking game
The patch will make things worse
>>542339441>>542339635Huh, I'm actually a bit sad about this. I've been watching Ryazo pretty much since day one when he was coming up with the sheep techs. I really enjoy watching his Seox, I think it was very optimal (and the other Seox players like Rookies and Ren fucking disappeared).He always seemed to enjoy himself a lot in tournaments so this comes at a surprise. It's also sad to lose a positive player while vultures like Kilvenz and Aaron still circle.But he's not saying he hates the game or that it is irredeemable trash, just that he fell out of love with it. Which is scary...
>>542340153same
>>542339635well shit... wishing him the best of luck in whatever else he decides to do.
>>542340796When pros quit people ask what game they'll play next, I'm just here thinking one day one of these niggas will come out and say "I'm not competing anymore, I'm going to open a fucking bakery"
Imagine if Ryazo became a dixer. Holy fuck, that would be grim
>>542341696It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, he's good enough to make money off fighting games and there's more money to be had from SF6 than GBVSR. It would be said, but pretty much the only reason to play SF6 is for the cash. If he did it for free his family should check up on him though
>>542341696ryazo play jamie. jamie is so cool.
>>542343653how do you go from Anila to JamieChun and Mai are right there
>>542343880none of the sf6 are attractive
>>542344104explain
>>542339635must be worse than he let it seem if he decided this right before a patch/character
one thing I'll give 2XKO, the chat in the lobby is fucking hilarious, it's nothing but seethe 24/7Can you imagine in Granblue, after you defeated that nasty Lowain player, if you could talk shit to him in the chat?Or if you're the lowain player yourself and running rampant, seeing people seethe at youI do prefer the game without it in the long run, maybe I would prefer the shit talk when I was younger but I've since reformed as a chill player, but that short burst of seethe is really funny
>>542339635Can't blame him when the game's been pretty stale for over a year, and having tiny patches that don't touch most of the cast every 3~ months doesn't really help. The game desperately needs a big patch to shake things up but clearly Cygames doesn't wanna bother
>>542344258Mai is literally the only good looking character in that piece of shit game. It was definitely a fluke.
>>542344946I'd get instantly banned for calling every single Lowain player I play against a tranny and I'd probably be right
>>542345042even then mai is a butterface
no NOT THE MAI DISCUSSION AGAIN
>>542345518I kind of like her face, but she does not even look like Mai, she looks like someone else LARPing as her. That is my gripe with the entire cast desu, but at least in the case of Mai, her impostor is kind of cute in her own way.
>>542345694Her face looks like she barely dodged being on the spectrum or has fetal alcohol syndrome. Lily looks like she has both.
>>542345647Again?
Dev match Meg vs Yoolhttps://youtu.be/dOb2T5MLp50?si=lS7ssp1f-cvQQMUF
>>542330172yeah i forgot that that even existed lmaonier and seox(and maybe lance and zeta) used to be crazy cracked
>>542335182>greek jitashe has a monobrow?
>>542347295>combo starting throwbaitissa over
>>542347295
>>542335182i like her too anon>>542335284not hungry
>>542347445
>>542347295>delayed Mari shotsSET-PLAY RUSHDOWNI TOLD YOUMEG WILL BE A SET-PLAY RUSHDOWN
FUARK
>>542347295she looks pretty fun. probably a bad matchup for my main though
>>542347295>>542347884if my player 1 win pose gets skipped, i kill the match and deny gems
>Mari can be attacked
Mari and Desu can be disabled but not Geegee huhhmm how WEIRDhow NOTICING
>rushdown lowain
it should be legal to rape lesbians
>>542347295Post one thing you've learned about her moveset or Yuel's changes. I'll start:>no meterless DP
>>542348459it is?
>>542348481they killed td2m and thats why they showed other corner options :^)
>>542348498Maybe in your home country of pakistan
>>542348173Silly anon, only ghost can do harm to living beings and not the other way around
>>542348619Can I DP Yuel now?
That broad is gonna get zapped to hell and back
watched the trailer>LGBT character>zato moveset>sharks lmao>terrible VA>retarded side characterwhat were they thinking?
>>542348498Rajeesh...
>>542348459>>542349371>frogposter>abhorrent, retarded postsWithout fail.
>frognigger pretends to have standards and tasteluhhhhnnyaaa
>>542349440>>542349494seething yuritroons
>>542349371>zato movesetI didn't see a puppet. I saw seplay tools, but no puppet.
We hate redditfrog posters here.
>>542347295>1:32>Mari doesn't disappear on block; you have to hit Mari to disable her.she is going to be cancer lol
>>542337703that's a pig
>>542349371You mean Testament?https://x.com/granblue_en/status/1977292439493984512
Your negativity does not affect me.I will look forward to this character.
>>542349843I don't think anyone is being negative right now the last thread was raided
>>542349843Why does a martial artist have a fat ass?
>>542349958to shit with retard
I like that she uses the fox girl in her moveset, it's pretty funny
>>542349958to sit on Mari's face
Meg looks cool enough but now really my kind of character. Prob won't be buying them.
>>542349958Ask Rufus
>tactical leotard>combat heals
i hate yuritrannies so much it's unreal
>>542350079Nothing wrong with healing in combat, it's an extremely useful ability for a fighter to have.
>>542350054there's appeal to characters like Roadhog, but legitimately who likes this shit who looks at this character and thinks waow BASED
>>542350367The point of the character is to be extremely lame and ugly so that's it's more humiliating to your opponent when they lose. Same deal as Fastiva in GBVS.
>>542350367>who looks at this character and thinks waow BASEDJustin Wong
>>542350040GOD that's hot...
I would sit on Mari's face
>>542350367me. rufus was cool.
>>542350551he looks more like justin wong’s self-insert
>>542347295I think something changed with Yool at 1:20.She was pretty much already at the end of the backflip by the time that fireball passed through her.Either Mari's fireball doesn't hit at fullscreen despite it still being visible, or they increased Yuel's Hanaarashi invul frames pretty significantly.Could be it went from Frame 15 to at least Frame 25.Fox no longer getting clipped by lanky legs and projectiles on the way back.
>>542350865People joked about that when his Rufus would square off against Daigo's Ryu.
>>542350980kek
>>542332535All three of Meg's units are dark, though.
>>542349956delusional i am making a slop facts webm for meg based on the video
LOW TIERS WILL NOT BE GETTING BUFFSDo NOT let Yoolsisters have their delusions.
>>542351371Nerfing the top tiers would be more than enough for me.
Rock Howard's boyfriend for season 3
>>542349601At least she disappears on hit 0:09
>>542347295so here're the slop-facts>divekick with follow ups>>>including a plus ob one, but can be le spot dodged if you just guess right>>>comboable into and a hard knockdown giving follow up (i dont think there is a single other non ult special that does this in the entire game?), allows to set up mari for free>>>a combo extender follow up in the corner>>>she can also not do anything from it, enjoy 2B like rps from divekick>H divekick even without follow ups might be plus ob, since yuel didnt press anything after blocking the H one, or she might have been just scared of the mari follow up, either way you will have to guess when is what coming >the H divekick is also a throw bait>divekicks can be done in the air>ult air divekick goes full screen and gives a combo, because of course it does>meg seems to need to call mari a second time for her to actually launch the projectiles, she does a thumbs up animation a couple times while on the ground (no animation for when she is in the air or mari launches automatically after a certain period of time?)>mari has different projectile trajectories to cover multiple options>ult projectile (big shark) that hits 70% of the screen instantly, there's zero chance that its punishable or rollable based on the animationtldr: mari assist can make her plus and cover multiple trajectories, divekick has everything - can be plus ob and is a throw bait + another overtuned ult projectile that will be spammed
We need swimsuit Ferry to save Rising
>>542351371Imma do a backflip anyway
>>542352251Some jap already analyzed everything.https://www.4gamer.net/games/680/G068071/20251006035/
>>542352869That's not even her best outfit
so that datamined extra character might only exist because they realized it would be stupid to leave the character select like this after ilsa is added>>542352251the thumbs up for mari is only for the high shotnormal shot can be triggered without interruption
>brown MariNo brown Meg so far.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL0OzcM1XZ8
Yool is not a lesbo guys, crisis averted
>>542353638>one slot left after IlsaWho will the final character be?
MUH
>>542353774we're going home to soul caliber bwos
>>542353754The final attempt to gain relevancy
>>542353907>more white woman buttons
>>542353638>normal shot can be triggered without interruptionI was also wrong on the combo extender being minus, its just a braindead follow up that is safe
>>542353754knowing the dev team another angelfag character
>>542353754Bahamut Versa
ow-GOO-stay
fitting
>>542353537>Meg's basic performance is Speed Type with short reach>short reachhaha*sharks u from halfscreen**best friend snipes u with delayed cannonball**Ultimate fullscreen overheads u*
holy brown
>>542347295>1:26That's either an insane range for a 2U or she has both an overhead on low hitting dash attack.
>>542354551Yeah but I want Meg brown.
>>542354551>mari turned indianfitting
>>542354561her 66M is an overhead with a knife stab so
>>542354561that's her 2U
>>542353638theres a datamined extra character?
>>542355071yes, we found it when we found out about the charlotta costume and meg costume. There's an extra character ID and color palette associated with an unannounced character
>>542355071yeah but its just a dude with a sword...
>>542350463>I beat with some ugly lardass, you're so humiliatedAre there really people who think like this?
*beats you with dan the man*
>>542355152whats the character code
>>542355402KSHilsa for reference is SOK and meg is AAG
>>542355493now that I read that back, KSH could easily be shorthand for Kishi (Knight).
>>542355223Yes, it's why Dan is pink.
https://youtu.be/3HP9gzS9ekI?si=6kyrFMUT0tc7JNRMWill they ever top this CRINGEKINO?
>>542355565sok and aag makes no sense, so ksh could also be just a jumble of words
>>542355667AAG is clearly shorthand for All-around Average Girl.
>>542355654they already did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5L3QD1_dk
SOK is short for SOKO
>>542355774funny
I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEG JUST GIVE ME THE PATCH NOTES
>>542353647Taki?
I CARE IMMENSELY ABOUT MEG, JUST DELAY THE PATCH NOTES
>patchlmao
>>542356378Here are the patch notes-Your Main was nerfed-Zoners and gimmick chars buffed again (unless one of them is your main, then they got compensation nerfs)
>>542355667They're not supposed to make sense. They're codewords.
So, the chances of season 3 happening are basically nil at this point, right? They'll probably add Siete after Ilsa as a standalone character and that'll be it for this game.
>>542353907>final character>make it a guest characterwouldn't put it past them.It's 100% going to be Seofon tho
>>542356754Nice, after that they can make tag fighters because it is clearly what fgc wants
Relink 2 tbd
>>542356762
>>542356932Inb4 they made him into puppet rushdown instead of another flavor of shotos
>>542353647>this time I'm back at Cygames san to collect the 4th character from Granblue Fantasy five RisingYoutube, please this shit isn't ready don't auto enable it.
After Rising ends I’ll probably just be done with fighting games. There’s no way I’m playing 2xko or tokon.
>>542357839Same. I'm just sad it'll end before I manage to reach my desired skill level.
>>542357839Then just keep playing grub with your lobby bros. You'll be free from the talons of ranked at last.
>>542353647>Megs weapon skins are just different hats for ursula cute
>>542356754They didn't announce S2 until they fully showed off Versusia alongside a Vikala teaser.We may have gotten Meg, but no Ilsa teaser. EVO France has surely changed the rate of putting out info at events.
>>542353647meg has lots of cool colorsI would have reinstalled to try her out if she didn't have a silly looking shark hand and mari gay bullshit
>>542357839maybe its the honeymoon phase but im having fun with 2xko. I understand not playing it because everything related to it like the rootkit+western style but I bet tokon will also be fun
>>542357839>UNI2 season pass is over (although they've hinted at maybe another season)>GBVR likely not getting a third season>AH3 omega update never ever (not that anyone really plays it outside of japan anyways)>SCVI is dead and buriedsad. i don't even remotely care for tag-shit, and i have no interest in SF or Kekken
Nerf Lowain and Beatrix or I fucking quit
>>542353754Evil Sandalphon
>>542356378Bro wheel has one extra startup frame but to compensate it gives 50 meter on hit and does a wall bounce while keeping the opponent on the floor to prevent the combo limit from building up.
>>542358261I would've loved to play UNI if it wasn't so fucking dead in EU
>>542358118>i would have like [character] if she wasn't [character]yes, and i would have liked Metera if she wasn't a whore and didn't use a bow
>>542357839I’ll probably start playing Blazblue again if there’s nothing else to play. Its playercount has managed to hold steady and even increase somewhat
>>542357839play quake champions>>542358261what's AH3? i have high hopes for VF6 hopefully they don't butcher aoi like they did with sarah
>>542358120My issue with tokon is that it looks like strive with a marvel skin. And I’ve already had enough strive for one lifetime
>>542359317well I never played Strive so whateverif Arcsys or someone else announces a cool anime 1v1 game I'd drop both immediately though. im having fun with tag kuso but 1v1 is better
We could always be shit at DBFZ and enjoy the spectacle
>>542357839Same but I take solace in that, no matter how many decades passes, some games will always entertain me.
>>542347295Another Yool buff spotted. The conditional juggle state may have been removed from 22H.22H currently only works on airborne opponents after 2H, but the dev showed cH > 22H at 0:21. Should offer slightly better combo routes without burning more resources or needing specific spacing from the wall.
>>542358865I would've loved to play UNI if 90% of the playtime wasn't spent doing/watching combos.
Hello!How are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?Excited for Meg? Will you try her out?
>>542360306Fine.I just ate some meat and potatoesPicrel
I think yuel should have gotten nerfed instead
>another character with midscreen ult skill wallbounces
>>542360657Don't forget that it's evasive as well! And probably safe on block, these things usually are.
>>542360306GoodAlready didHell no
>>542360306Good!Chicken and rice!YES
>>542360730chicken and rice sucks
>>542361797I had beef and eggs yesterday.Gotta maintain that ultimate ottermode.
>>542361797maybe if you dont season your food
>>542362506i thought you were fucking with me
>>542359090>i would have liked [character] if she didn't have [couple elements of her design]is more like it
>>542360570I'm disappointed, chocco
>>542363110Who?
>>542362431the concept isn't bad but knowing anglos it's probably gonna be dry chicken breast+rice and maybe boiled brocolli or raw bell pepperno sauce or spices
>If I drown 2 of the most flavorless items in existence in things with taste, it'll have taste!Do you know what else this applies to?
mom drowning me in her pussy juice
>>542365000Ur mums ass and pussy LMAO
>>542365000cock?
LEARN. THE. MATCH. UP.
>>542357839I'd 100% play an FGO fighter, but Nasu is a faglord who hates money. It's not that i have anything personally against Melty Blood, I just don't give a shit about Tsukihime.
>>542365000Shotos
>>542365000Shotas
I hope Beatrix and Lowain get deleted from the game on Wednesday
>>542363641What do you cook at home?Please enlighten us anglos as to how we may cook with proper seasoning
I don't even need sauce. For most dishes.Seasoning? Yeah, sure. But the sauce you can buy is just chemicals. Even something like chicken and rice isn't so dry that I'd need something to drench it in.Liberate yourself from the sauce. Taste it pure. If it doesn't taste pure, then it doesn't taste period.
>>542365863Modern niggers will dip chicken nuggets in hot sauce and then go on and on about how white people food has no flavor compared to their vast array of cultural spices
>>542365863Anon, don't bother with these people. Anyone who tries to make passes at white people cooking is always some obese black/liberal who orders door dash for half their meals
>>542366101>will dip chicken nuggets in hot sauce*Dawn hand soap
>>542360570>Charlotta>Mahira>Tigers>KoluluBase->Meg
>>542353754probably sietehopefully not a surprise guest character like 2B was
They will redesign the character select screen so there are more slots for season 3
>>542355774>RNT for Galleon is Rokuryuu no Tsuchi>AAG for Meg is All-around Average Girli can find out who the post ilsa character is with that and the css colorgive me an hour or two
She’s an “average girl” but she has a shark on her arm and she goes shaaaark, lol do you get it it’s so wacky lol XD
>>542369545cool, sexual sorceress!
Versusia unbirthing me
>>542369545Posted two threads ago.
>>542366141>white people cookinganglo food is an insult to european cuisine lmao
>>542370032british and scandinavian cooking isn't european cookinggo to poland and germany
>>542366017kek tell that to the french
>>542291845never played this game buy I really want to have sex with that girl
>>542370096german food sucks
>>542370197She’s getting added to the game on Wednesday so now’s a good time to jump in
the biggest laugh you can get is seeing gym retards eat plain rice and chicken with nothing else, no salad, no seasoning at all or literally anythingjust boiled chicken breast and ricealways makes me kek
>>542370717or the women eating salad without dressing, or ketokeks, veganoids and carniVOREsjust eat a normal healthy food dumb retards
>all this "discussion"the absolute state of risingmade me kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtDex7QpL3s
An eleventh column to complete the grid, Gran in the center.
>>542371351>lusting after menuhhh yurixisters???
CotW couldn’t even get 500 people online for their new DLC
Characters whose gimmick is "I don't have to block" should never NEVER EVER be good and these Yuel changes already look like pure cancer
>>542371639How did the Faaaaaast Penguin collab not save them??
I really hate how if you search for “lesbian conversion” it’s 100% lesbians getting dicked.We really need more stories about straight girls getting turned gay
>>542371706name three yuel changes
>>542362506what the fuck
>>542370032
>>54237178622h is now 1f faster, this means we can c.h 22h combo on standing or airborne without counterhit. HUGE consistency buff, and allows us to route without needing to spend RS. legitimately we can do consistent combos without RS now. as well, we can't be thrown out of 22h after c.h, which was a basic part of our pressure (pretty big)2m appears to be 6f, which is absurd and means yuel went from some of the worst corner defense in theg ame to some of the best (huge)214L/M IS NOW FRAME 1 INVULNERABLE. SHE APPEARS TO BE FULLY PROJECTILE INVULNERABLE FOR THE BACK PART OF THE SWAY (kindaaa whatever considering projectile catching the backsway part wasn't particularly the main focus before)6F 2M ALSO MEANS WE CAN CONSISTENTLY CONVERT OFF STRAY 214H INSTEAD OF HAVING VERY RESTRICTED SPACING TO CONVERT, AND MEANS WE CAN ALSO CONSISTENTLY CONVERT OFF 66L WHICH WE COULDNT BEFOREtd.2l gattles into td.2h, unsure what we'll be able to pick up with this but could be big, and make having a crouching non-22h combo get good damage236U sends you up higher letting you convert more off awkward confirms and from farther away22m appears to be more active? like, 17f active minimum????
>>542371758Just search mindbreak retard
>>542371758my fellow white man
>>542372001the only one of these that seems like a mistake is 214 L/M invuln
Vanilla's character select screens at the beginning and the end of it.
>>542372001>now its yuel's and 5 other characters turn to become cancerthanks cygames, you know how to fuck everything upalso i find it hilarious how in all of the dev matches both characters die with 3-2 bravery points lolin real matches everyone spams bc near death, because why wouldnt you, it fucking broken, but of course, devs wont acknowledge the problem ever
>>542370717>t. 300 pounds
>>542371758>We really need more stories about straight girls getting turned gay>girl has a bad experience with a man>grrrr I' hate men now>becomes lesbianThrilling.
>>542372782dont worry the tiny callories from seasoning wont ruin your gainsand no, one beer doesnt erase 2 weeks of your training kek
>>542372868>men hate segment>it's just one retarded femcel judging a book by its coverlmao
>>542372001>214LM Frame 1 invulWhere was this discovered? I didn't see this one, was there another gameplay video besides the Meg-Yuel dev match that showed it off
seriously where the FUARK is Feather?
>meg meg meg megLORE NVKE
>>542372868Mari is such an interesting and compelling character.Love that she got to be in a fighting game with limited roster space.
>>542373276its over margaretbros...
>>542372868Good morning I hate women
>>542373276Margblue Fantasy Versus... Sharking
>>542372001Did you autistically analyze that dev match or are you just guessing?
bros... I can't believe they gave yuel a fucking gun... the game is ruined...
>>542373250Whoever wanted to play as Rock Howard is playing CotW by now, we don't need Rock Howard from Temu here.
>>542370717chicken and rice has flavor and you dont need to dump lawrys on it.>its blandyour tongue is a slave to corn syrup.
>>542372982Anon, there are like 8 gorillion informational videos and articles around making good tasting meal preps for muscle gain or weight loss. The world is not whatever nigger TikToks you watchI'm down 15 pounds in the last 3 months and this week I made chicken alfredo with a fruit salad side and it's a lot tastier than that Popeyes you got.
>>542372426>jita between both villainsthe fuck did they mean by this?in fact why is she in the bad guy row?
>>542374616Djeeta is a bad girl.
Weeabs trying to convince themselves that the asian equivalent of white bread and the unequivocal least flavorful meat aren't bland
yeah what he said*consumes enough salt to kill an elephant*
>>542374372no it does not if you dont add an ounce of seasoning to either at all, not even a bit of salt>>542374463why are you replying to me just to agree with me, did you even read what i typed?
Elephants and other large ungulates are so desperate for salt that they'll lick it off of roads, and we need even more of it because of our brains
>>542372001THE FOX LIFE IS..... WINNING!?
...because yuel needed buffs right? retarded ass pachinko character
>Issa random guessing game!...as opposed to??
>>542373840uuuuh but it's a bad gun like a Taurus Curve or something
>>542375280Shall a thousand laggy Lowains fall upon you so you're never out of salt, anon.
>america>britain>australia>germany>scandinavianotice how it's always germanic languages who cook like shit. none of them have something resembling a cuisine unlike their neighbors who have the best food in the world. genetic?
>>542373502just quoting a yool main who looked at the footage
>mid character is made cancerous instead of nerfing characters that need to be nerfedstaying the season 2 course, I see
>>542375838ook eek la
>>542375838What did you make for dinner last night
>>542374616She's in the main character column, actually.
>>542375890want to share with everyone else who supposedly didnt get nerfed? You guys are such whiny faggots
>>542375890you are right, dont reply to the slurper
If you think the yool buffs are crazy, just wait till you see the Anila buffswhenever she says mofumofu you're gonna shit every pair of pants you have
>You're right me, i saw one video and i already know the whole patch notes
>>542376218charlottas will never
>>542376442this was gameras plan all along...
>>542358284mmmmmnymmmm best we can do is myore 2b byuffs
gamera gets art for jobbing...
>>542358284Beatrix has already received two rounds of major nerfs since she released
>>542377145Yet she's still top 5. Says a lot about how she was at first and even post-hotfix.
>>542376982this is so sadi would NEVER waste my talents on that fraud
hello fukuhara please fix the guard button jump technique thank you
It just clicked, that they combined Meg's event's and summer's charge attacks for her SSBA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l75_tjUgCY&t=17shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgoDpyOw6M&t=24s
>>542357839I'm already playing tekken but the thread sucks
>>542360139uni combos aren't that long...
>>542376982Gamera is the soul of grub he deserves it
>>542379536Yes they are
>>542379672>all he does is die and chokecorrect, soul of grub died long ago
>>542379536They genuinely are. It has the longest combos out of any non-tag fighter released in the last 5 years. And even 2xKuso was smart enough to add a combo breaking mechanic even if it's mostly used to perform ToDs instead.
>>542379536anyone that complain about length of combos is retarded manchild>noooo dont hit me for so long i feel bad :((when you can do the exact same thing yourself is retarded
>>542369545>>542370006ilsa is Shungen'na oni kyōkanwilnas' id is skn but i don't know what it isanyways i went through around 15 characters that had something resembling the color palette with a non-zero chance of getting in and unfortunately my main guess is aglovale who goes is Kōri sumeragi, don't ask what the H is for but he's by far the closest one i found
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PEDODIVA BUFFS YUM!
Anyone that complain about 66L is retarded manchild>nooo dont hit me with your plus-on-block forward advancing super-fast start-up low committal move i feel bad :((when you can do the exact same thing yourself is retarded
it'll be another nobody no one asked for
>>542380221I've gotten to the point where I realized whining about it is lame and there are much bigger problems in this game than 66LAlso I'd bet my money 60% of them are 2B niggers
>that nonsensical comparison baitnot biting>>542380102there is zero chance that that literally who is making it injust look for the title without taking into account the colors
>>542380262>and there are much bigger problems in this game than 66LSo true.
>>542380262>there are much bigger problems in this game than 66Lwhich are what (this is a genuine question)
>>542380262whos this tall guy with black hair on the left?
When do we get patch notes?
>>542380102OH BOY I FUCKING LOVE STUN DIPPER IT NEEDS TO BE IN EVERY GAME
>>542380454shiva
kekken won
>>542380414Average breast size is miniscule
>>542380414LowainMeteraFerryCagliostro2B
>>542380414There are none. BC and 66L are sharing the spot for THE problem number 1
>>5423804142B
>>542380414my mental illness and inceldom
>>542381087Blue Nier...
>>542380262>I've gotten to the point where I realized whining about it is lame and there are much bigger problems in this game than 66LTrue.Kinda related, have you got the point where you are not a low gemmy Master retard? Will patiently wait for your response.
>>542380786vastard spotted
Daaash Kogeeeeek
>>542380786Beatard spotted
>>542380102blurcival
>>542381087*smooch*
>>542380786grimcel spotted
>>542380678>more magic shit in tekkenat least the porn will be good
>>542380786Narmigger...
>>542380414i'd consider nigger damage, easy corner carry and blueskips only slightly worse than 66L
>>542380102Aglovale is too much of a sideliner to be a character. He'd be more out of place than Anre.>"BUT WHAT ABOUT MEG"Meg is still the lead of her own stories. Aglovale is just a major side character in Percivals Wales stories and was a former antagonist. There's no way they put him in. But there's always a chance.
>AglovaleFinally, the Algol function
>>542380102Nah, they should put in the angriest, strongest, most reliable, most heterosexual dragon knightor his incredibly cute mage sister
Another human male knight would be REALLY funny
>>542382973What about a human female knight?
>>542382973that's basically what siete is
>>542383002
>>542383139Too much armour. We are a gacha franchise god dammit!
>>542383315What's the matter my littler rat-o?
>>542380290>>542381753i was baffled too, ill look through everyone to see if i can get something else by the end of the day
>>542383552you could wait a couple of days. When Meg drops, we might have another leak in the files we can check out.
>>542383448t-theyre buffing yuel... but not vikky...
>>542383139>>542383373Why do only women get to sword and board?
>>542383665We don’t know that
>>542383665I'm going to make the KyoAni arson look like a fucking joke
>>542383665excuse you? vikala was buffed 9 months ago
>>542383284thats why we are getting robo siete. fukuhara told me at evo(france).
https://x.com/nickel_odeon148/status/1977292849504043514
>>542383795yuel literally cannot do the things she can do in the dev video.
Vikala is the purest, most undiluted complete and total fucking slop character in this game aside from 2b and she should never be in a playable state if anyone working on this game has a shred of sense or dignity.
>>542383795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOb2T5MLp50
>>542384115what evidence do you have that they're not buffing vikala you colossal dorkthere's been one dev match with one non-meg character
>>542384139Who is the most played character whom this person uses the most?
>>542384201it came to me in a vision. my spirit animal showed me.
>>5423843492B
>>542384437call your spirit animal a faggot and tell him to believe in victory and quit being a dooming little bitch
>>542384520
my spirit animal is the humble spider
Solo Vikala literally just got 4th at Paragon what are you people complaining about?
Sexy long legged spider girl for season 3
Suicidally horny spider boy for season 3
>>542384684same. if you let a spider sleep on your face you will never have to worry about bugs getting in your ears, nose or mouth. truly my greatest ally.
meg's theme is already annoying
>>542384896*cums on your face while you sleep*
>>542384998my spider tanks that.
>>542384896*cums in your boiterus while you sleep*
>>542385070no, the spider actually backwashes it into your mouth after tanking it because spiders are into that
>>542385070your spider is now pregnantand you are the cuck
>meg's AA bait is plus on block>mine is +2 on hit
>>542384684this girl has lived in the corner of my ceiling for almost a year now
I wish I was gross and stinky enough to attract flies for a spider to eat
>>542385198nigger you nasty the fuck hahaha
>>542385198based. so fucking based.
This is a Beelzebub friendly thread, refrain from posting about spiders
>>542353647I LOVE WOMENI LOVE LESBIANS
>>542385198Oh my god kill that thing wtf man
meg's thing where she lunges forward and then hops up into the air and has the option to do followups seems like it's just going to explode to DP
>someone posts something clearly meant as ironic and humorous>some other actual subhuman does that thing but unironcially>like "uhm, yeah i actually do eat my own cum sometimes, heres the pic"
This is the patch where we get top 1 Yuel and top 2 Zooey
Niaposters are my favorite posters.
>>542385986Everything Bea has “explodes to DP” and no one seems to think that balances her
A gift for youNo place to hideRRRUGHA CLEAN cutDie with regretOn GLORIOUS WINGSPff... Utterly pathetic.
all meyou love me
>pic related has been living in the corner of my ceiling for almost a year now>pretty disgusting thing>everytime I try to get rid of it it just cries about "top tier" and "lost glory" or something like that>honestly a pathetic little being, probably better off dead
>>542386257LLUUUCILLIIUUUUSSS!!!!!!
>>542386009its called recycling my proteins
>>542386245ok but the hop always comes after the lunge move unless I'm misunderstanding. and there's a noticeable delay between the hop and her doing something so you can always be ready to DP after she lungesalso the only thing beatrix does that explodes to DP is the bandit bringer thing and she can rawdog cancel that
I want my favorite GBF character to be added to this game so that I can spam 66L and BC and autocombo into special into autocombo into special into a normal into RS+RC into super with them too.
>>542386548nigga she can also do nothing after the divekick
>>542385941she minds her own businessi had one that crawled from the window and over my wall and pc screen once, it was maybe 50% bigger, then hid behind a painting on my wallthat one i had to get back outside, seemed like the kind of spider that hunts rather than sitting in a web like this one
When do you think we'll get the patch notes? A day before the patch?
>>542385986It could be a cool interactive "stance" but air-unblockable dps ruin the entire interaction ala Wings Bestowed
>>542386628who's your favorite?
>>542386735cockroach chan running over my foot in the middle of the night
>>542386729>*air unblockables you*
>>542386997are you retarded
>>542386743that's the usual
>>542386735>seemed like the kind of spider that hunts rather than sitting in a web like this oneYou're so fucking retarded dude
>>542386735I had that "spiders mind their own business" mindset until one of them laid eggs and I had dozens of spiders on my ceiling.
>>542387174>House is insect-infested enough to feed multiple spiders, enough for them to mate and the female to feel comfortable enough to raise brood>Clearly the spiders are the problem!
>>542387174you should be glad for new friends
>>542386735if you have spiders that big in your human living area then you probably have really dirty living conditions. clean your shit up nigga. spiders kill insects. you must have a huge insect problem you're not aware of for spiders that big to want to live with you
I like spiders and want them to live with me because insects are fucking gay assholes and impossible to keep out of the houseI live in a swampy area and keep my windows open for most of spring-summer
>>542387419I learned this isn't true when I lived in Guam for a year. You can in fact just have giant fucking spiders in your house even if its clean. They're just fucking everywhere.Granblue Fantasy has a spider woman right?
>>542387367I lived in a pretty huge house and there weren't many spiders I noticed at that time or in general. Only one in my room. It wasn't some nasty, unmaintained shithole if that's what you're thinking
If there's nothing to eat, the spider will either starve or leaveIts there for a reason
>>542387419she's the size of a coin, the photo is just zoomed ini don't have AC so i keep the window open all the time, hence the "insect problem"hell she even caught fucking grasshoppers and dragonflies if you can believe it
>>542386735>seemed like the kind of spider that hunts rather than sitting in a web like this oneYou are so smart and handsome!
>>542387795>i don't have ACEuropean or rural America?Taking bets
>>542387781do you live in a plastic cube with zero windows or ventilationyou can't keep insects out of a house even if you keep it clean
>>542388001Thank you for proving my point?
>>542387869nier's big spider friendly ears
>>542387909southern eu
I JUST SAT ON MY RIGHT NUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>542387657>Granblue Fantasy has a spider woman right?Kinda?
Saggy old man balls Slow old man reactions
>>542380786Individual characters are never as big of a problem as system mechanics because you can choose not to play against those characters. I can't choose not to play against 66L and BC.
>>542388481ur telling me the lowain bros waifu who is supposedly erune hitler rides a fuckin meca spider
>>542388537pls no bully
next post will be very smart
meg twerk off
next post will be very stupid
>>542388489whats the doll in the chair?
>>542389185idiot, don't you know?!?it's obvious!
>>542388663More like her lower half temporarily transforms into a mecha spider. And Tomoi absolutely wants to fuck her.
>>542389185retard
>>542389296Not if I marry her first
>>542388489>2b player>wineglass of waterI fucking hate these people
Surely the Zoi buffs are finally happening and she gets to escape bottom 5 for the first time in 2 years right?
>zoigger>bottom 5
>>542389320>>542389267its not nier so i dont actually care...
>>542389572You guys told me Zoey was good and her being bad was a meme 2 threads ago
>>542389470She's a dyke
>>542389842Not if I fuck her first
>>542389717Those guys suck ass at the game, don't believe them
>>542387869>>542388179
>>542389717Zoi is fucking shit and has been since they decided she needed to be the only character in the game to get a complete rework from Versus to Rising
posting from inside yuel's tail fluff
>>542389717everyone who says zoi is bad is actually projecting
>>542389921How did you make this? AI?
zooey is overpowered bcuz i can't evade the 28 frame m dragon in corner or the 34 frame laser or the charlotta jump with a flash
>>542389921
Just felt like it.>>542390204>>542390204>>542390204
any fraudulent mid tier (zooey) is bottom 5 in shitposters minds
>>542390018Wasn't Percival reworked to be garbage
>>542390131
>>542390262Percival had his 5u destroyed. Zooey's entire playstyle was destroyed when they changed her to not being a setplay character anymore so all those mediocre tools balanced by having setplay turned into mediocre tools that have no upside.
>>542385198I also keep spiders in my room when they show up but they're just long leg daddies which are innocuous, that one looks dangerous no?
>>542390893nah, i don't think she can pierce the skin with those tiny fangs
>>542389921the HOLY land
