Beefcake Edition >News 03/10/2025: Bronzebeard Classic+ (BBC+) by Project Ascension has released. 02/10/2025: TAURI WOD is OUT 09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining. 30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf >Released Servers Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch) Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive) Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive) Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+) Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon) Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+) Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP) >Guilds To join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite. <Brothers of the Sunwell> Ambershire High Elf men only <Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction <Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott <gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance >Turtle All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app >Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX >Previous Thread >>542160120
<Evil> won.
Why are WoW players so emotionally and mentally unregulated?>>542297597Hi! Sorry but I'm a straight man, masculine, proud and very tall (5'4")Maybe you should ask those people with their slutmogs and the fact that they have 5 trans players from /heals/(trash) in their guild here if you want to talk about trans people? >>542294784
>>542298191I have seldom seen such an unlikable tranny in this general, and I've been browsing this general for 4 years. It's an achievement.
this general doesn't have powerful enough schizos to drive off these two high elf trannies off
had drama in 109 dungeon parties but he's never the problem
Elaynna... please come back...
>>542298678<Brothers of the Sunwell> Ambershire High Elf men only
>>542298367brothe powerful schizos ARE the helftroons
>>542298339Right? That warrior who ignored me must be trans!
Why does High/Blood elves attract the trannies?
>>542298339niggershitsza is just as unlikable imo
>>542298086>1st Onyxia + Molten Core: 4-hour clear>2nd Onyxia + Molten Core: 3-hour clear>3rd Onyxia + Molten Core: 2-hour clear (You are here)All the top guilds told us the 5-tank/5-healer/11-DPS comp wouldn’t work, they were wrong
<Sisters of the Sunwell>............
>>542298191He's right, you're being a baby. It's just loot and it's not like you won't have a chance to win the roll. I have a feeling you won't be very liked on the server with an attitude like yours
i give silkfang a 60% chance of making it into a molten core before being blacklisted by the entire server, a 20% chance of making it into a BWL, and a 0% chance of making it into AQ40 or later
>>542299282the adhd retard is hurrying us up for absolutely no reason and not letting gramble explain the mechanics causing people to die
I really really hope it is just an attempt at gaslighting and not your genuine sincere thoughtsBecause damn, the ego boost I'm feeling from reading those posts is great, I feel (and I am)like I'm so much better than the people here it's insane
what is the lore behind the red dragonflight being this sexxo
>>542300495>why is the literal "plap me" dragonflight so sexxo?damn idk
We need aecheur for gm
I need bigger bags.
>>542300495>life>fertility
I was flying through Mulgore on my very male and very high test helf and it just hit me why the Alliance has such shit flight pathsIt's MulgoreMulgore is the best fp in the gameHorde players can fly wherever they want for cheap while Alliance has to do awkward flybys around the very middle of the continent
What dragonflight does the dragon Alynastrasza hail from?
>>542301376you only need holy gear if you're a paladin
>>542302274the dilator drakes of troonland
God smiles to meMy luck has been impeccablePraise be the Lord
S tier:A tier:B tier: tauriC tier: bbc+F tier: turtleBrimstone tier: epoch
8 full runs in. 20% through Revered.No epic sword yet.
NOONEFUCKINGCARES
I care!
6 full runs. No mount.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES AVATARFAG
Did a 9th Black Morass.Need a break, then I'll do a BRD for Windsor and a couple potential items in there.
I care.
Doing a 4th Black Temple.Need a break, then I'll do Onyxia's Lair for the mount!
/wpsg/ poster tier list!>S+Silkfang - Died for our sins, hated by low IQ people, unfairly treated, best player from our generation>SSnowveil - Always talks about the game, knowledgeable about the game, great at the game, smart (112 proven IQ)>A+Lore anons>A-Alynastrasza - Talks about the game, pro White, but is mean to me for no reason>CIronic "lets hop on bbc+" poster>DUnironic "Time to play Tauri!" postersFish crying about TF>D-Unironic "Time for some bbc+!" postersGrud or that one Worgen player forcing his fetish down's everyone throat while playing one of the worst version of this game (aka, anything past wotlk)Aoi or the Aoi simp crying about Fish>F<Evil> players like Yeben, Noiradin, Alicel, Facesitting etc constantly crying about trannies when they have them in their guild - Cries about people wanting attention, wants it the most>F-Anons crying about drama while talking and complaining about drama for an entire threadSupplies trying to defend himself in the thread anonymouslyNefu seething about me not being kicked sooner anonymouslyHeliosn doing the same and still crying about meViira pretending to be a real woman for attention and namedropping himself, very cringeAethur aka Arthur Couton still crying and trying to gain his dignity back in the thread while claiming he doesn't post + posting imgur reddit facebook meme and pepe/basedjack tooLowercase posters (most of them is just Arthur)Retards who fuck up to OP by removing guilds and posting stock photos of dogs (That's... Arthur again!)
>>542310405>writing this much text to suck yourself off
>F>people who were mean to me :((cry about it
>>542310772oops sorry i forgot to quote the post i was talking about! >>542310405
>>542308269I got mine on 60 attemptgood luck nigga
>>542310848Calm down silkfag, it was on purpose.
Why did Elicia and Asalys join Evil?
>>542310917elicia stop this is pathetic and sad
I got a fish
>>542311008who?
>>542311117uh oh fish melty
>>542310405You’re right, <Sisters of the Sunwell> is OG 4chan. It reminds me of the old /r9k/ days back when we had discord groomer cults trying to get vulnerable boys to cut themselves and take HRT for them
this is so fucking sad bro, literally every time i open this general this reddit pajeet is seething over somethingwhat a miserable life
>>542310405believe me, it will get lonely being you lol
>>542304003this but in reverse
Join <Sisters of the Sunwell>Play a female high elfNOW
>>542310405>I'm not on the listNo...I'm invisible.......
>>542311730I look like this btw
<Evil> is a twitter newfaggot guild for AsmongoloidsREAL channers join <Sisters of the Sunwell>
>>542311730are ftm helf allies allowed
>>542312632No, sorry Arthur
Working on a new gun https://database.turtle-wow.org/?quest=40762 , get to the last quest, says it requires a drop from a mob in LBRS and MC. Bitch I'm only level 53, why would you do this?
>>542312632It's a strictly MtF guild.Albeit we welcome effeminate men to we can crack the eggs of.
>>542312632We accept gay/half gay anime posters whom play high elf females.
I was told Ascension would have increased leveling rates soon, is that not the case?
>>542313081>Level: 60>Requires level: 55
>>542311690>Brimstone tier: epoch>F tier: turtle>C tier: bbc+>B tier: tauri>A tier:>S tier:
>>542311956<SotS> will never guild clear UBRS.
>>542297739Wow, players are some of the most entitled fuckers, it seems.>Why wont you invite me>i dont want to share loot>BUT WHY what's there to explain.
>>542314014It's even worse than thisI didn't kick him or refuse to invite him, I tagged LFG, got in a party with 2 warriors, typed "Sorry guys, I rather have a party without other warriors since I need the set! Good luck!" leftThen that warrior tried to argue with meWhy don't they just tank?I got to 60 with most of my gear green, specced deep prot with my 1 gold respec, done?Already did three scholomance easily, AND the advantage of being a tank is that the queue pops INSTANTLYWhy don't they tank! I don't get it!
>>542314014>>542314249If it's all about the gear to you, you are entitled
>>542314486elaborate
>>542314249That dude sounds like a massive, seething autist who was just upset you didn't tank for him instead of him just putting on a shield himself.1 other warrior would be bad enough but 2? Why would anyone waste their time if they could just find a group with better odds? Questionable group to begin with because any warriors too stupid to just tank for pre-bis might be moronic in the dungeon. I wouldn't have even explained myself, just dropped group and put him on ignore honestly.
>>542310405Silkfang won.
>>542314624Nothing to elaborate on, it's a simple statement of fact
>>542310405Snowveil won.
>>542297850Why is Aecheur giving Yeben a blowjob in that pic? I thought he was only into trannies.
>>542317217Are you implying Yeben isn't a tranny?
I am a male helf
>>542317217>SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK>...ACK!
>>542314249>hey man, I rolled need on that shield because maybe I might need to tank sometime
>>542317217Aecheur gives beakjobs to all the top parsers. It’s his duty as the guild whore and punishment for being a bottom parsing bitch
>>542319680Fresh oneAnother warrior in the party, I said POLITELY that I don't want to share loots with another warrior and told them good luckThey still feel so entitled that someone doesn't want to tank for them Maybe ask the warrior in your party to tank for you? You don't even need to be prot spec to tank
>>542317217What, no blowjob?
>>542319953Good job. Never tank for warrior or paladin dps. There's a tank shortage. They're being selfish and inconveniencing the enter server by refusing to tank for everyone else, so inconvenience them by refusing to tank for them.
>>542318023Why is Theodorian watching?
I tank for warrior and pally DPS.Join <Sisters of the Sunwell> and I'll tank for you.....
>>542322925Waiting for his turn
>>542299282Where's <Branded>'s Onyxia and Molten Core clears?Where's <Sisters of the Sunwell>'s Onyxia and Molten Core clears?
>>542298191you really got another warrior to 60 silkboy?
(YOU ARE HERE)>Sisters of the Sunwell will never do BRD>Sisters of the Sunwell will never clear BRD>Sisters of the Sunwell will never do UBRS>Sisters of the Sunwell will never clear UBRS>Sisters of the Sunwell will never do MC>Sisters of the Sunwell will never clear MC
>>542298191why do you and trannystraza always end up in massive arguments with tons of turtle normies?
>"you suck at the game and you're brown">"I don't want to tank for you">massive arguments
>two trannys always fighting and arguing over virtual fake private server lootits just a video game, calm down
>made a hardcore character>flying through the levels>notice a change in my perception>other players are slowly starting to annoy me>no longer see them as people to share the world with>they're just annoying fucking contrivances who show up to steal my tags and waste my timeguys... does playing hardcore make you turn evil?
>>542325602>>542325876aechud they're not gonna fuck you... relax...
TOTAL QUILBOAR DEATH is now in effect for the Northern Barrens prefecture
>>542317217>>542318023>aecheur got tired of chasing and trooned out>"if you can't get a boiwife be the boiwife"many such cases
>>542326741you're actually the issue you chose a faggot selfish game modehardcore should be forced on their own server or phased until they hit 60 unironically having them play together with normal players makes it easier for hardcore if they had their own phase/server far more people would never hit immoral>far more mods and elites roaming around>faggots who abuse multi boxing a 60 with their HC couldn't do it anymorethe whole concept of hardcore in WoW is the most retarded gay shit in existence and anyone who partakes is a literal mongoloid faggot
>do lfd>femgnome warrior in group>she uses battle cry >yell emote sounds like a twelvie squealing over mic in cod lobbiesI know what I'm rolling next
>>542324578https://turtle-wow.org/armory/Ambershire/SnowveilNot sure who Silkfang is but this is me!Last time I play a warrior unless I play wow-hc, I think rogue is more fun when not playing HC, and Warrior is more fun when playing HC>>542325602It's called standing your ground, having moral values, principle, not being a doormat/bitch, not using gossip as a way to regulate our emotions, and so onYou don't confront people, because you're a bitch, not because it's smart, just because you're a bitchThis is why you care so much about people liking you or disliking youI only, ONLY care about following White Christian moral virtuesWe will never see eyes to eyes on thisYou use 4chan to be a bitch, you whisper people to be a bitch, you're a bitch Arthur!
>>542326741Welcome to the fold. Normies... they're like insects. Buzzing, jumping, facepulling into camps, dying their worthless infinite lives... they're barely conscious, if we could give them that much. They're worthless and expendable, you're the only one that matters.
I, Alynastrasza, denounce Christianity, but otherwise agree.
>>542326741It's the natural response because other players do inhibit your play as a hardcore character unless they're willing to help you. If you're balls deep in a cave and some normalfag comes by and kills the mob you're after, that fucks you over massively. Now you have to wait for it to respawn, which means the entire cave will respawn, which puts you at risk of losing your character.There are cool normalfags who will realize this and either let you take the kill or stay around to help you out. But most see you as an inconvenience as well, which you are but to a lesser extent since they can afford a death and you can't.Ultimately I feel like hardcore should just be its own server.
I would play on a turtle HC only server!
>>542325602>"ew we can't invite 'normies' to our guild they all suck!">"why do you argue with 'normies'?"First off the term is normalfag. You can say fag. You can say faggot. You can say nigger. Stop being a normalfag and just say normalfag.Second nobody should ever get along with normalfags because they're normalfags who think it's ok to make you tank for them while they take all your loot while you're the one putting in all the work. If you want to be a slave for normalfags you do you but don't cry like a bitch when real men say no to that shit.
>>542328530Same but Shenna and his cronnies refuse to make one. The ridiculous thing is hardcore is way more popular than their failed PVP server.
>>542328643who are you quoting, norp
I would play on a HC only server AND HC at 60 server tooThose servers are way better, people are nicer AND they play better on average>>542328643This guy is a lost causeHe argued that if someone in your party ninja loot an item from you when you're the tank, that you should just continue the dungeon in silence without kicking the ninja looterThis is how whipped those people are
>>542328815you and your trannies lost aechud lol
>>542327942literally nothing about how you carry yourself echoes "christian". stop using that word. you're a gross hypocrite and you haven't read the bible a day in your life
>>542328961uh oh melty
>>542327495I was doing RFD today and I just noticed most of the quillboar are undead. That's pretty kino. Envioromental storytelling about how the Scourge are doing sneaky undead stuff.
>>542329090All you said are just insults without any argumentsEvery single human being is a hypocrite in Christianity, telling a Christian they are a hypocrite is not understand ChristianityAlso, how I carry myself is sooooo morally just that I'm genuinely impressed by myselfWhen you have spergs like Nefu and others insulting me in gchat, while I avoid any insults and still carry myself with grace... I feel... I feel like I'm so much better than you guys!
Despite having taken a few days' break, I see the thread situation has not improved in the slightest.
>>542328643Honestly I've switched to using "normie" because insisting on normalfag just instantly outs you as someone in their late 30s trying to cling onto being an epic oldfag 4channer as a point of pride.I'd rather be seen as a normalfag tourist than someone who's been mazed to a shitposting website for over a decade.
>>542329397Until the chronic tismos get bored and leave, not much can or will change.
>>542329650You were in diapers when pewdiepie popularized "normie" in 2014, Arthur.
>>542329650>Honestly I've switched to using "normie" becauseI stopped reading this cope right here.
>>542329793REAL and TRUETime for me to sleep!
>>542329793Wait, before I goThis retard was actually the one retard who changed the MOTD with "Asmongold is streaming right now!"?I thought you were joking about the asmon thingThis IS the GM of <Evil> LOL
Can anyone help me with the elite quest, Lord Xanvarak in Hyjal?
>>542329308I find it sad that the loudest "totes christian" is the farthest thing from what a christian should strive to be.
>>542329793The disgraced former GM of <Evil> has a real problem with trannies. He'll openly mock them like he does with <Branded> while secretly lusting after their gocks. Very weird behavior.
I just did a dungeon with one of the GM's. I won't say who because I know they read these threads and will ban me if I name them. He's literally a pink haired high elf paladin who won't stop going "~nyaa" and spamming emoticons like ^__^ in chat while pulling groups way too large for him to handle and almost dying every pull before saying shit like "ez" or "all skill :)". He has a world buff, is over geared and over leveled and obviously the type of person to religiously follow a guide constantly. I am THIS close to calling him a nigger faggot tranny, consequences be damned.
>>542330962Alynastrasza, the GM of <Sisters of the Sunwell> isn't like that at all, she's all business and types ":3" at most.
>>542313551What level can someone zone into MC?
>>542319953Invite shammies, they can't use swords and casters, problem solved.
Christian should be generous>throws a fit if they don't reserve everythingChristians should be kind in words and deeds>appears to deem their day not worth waking up to if they can't insult and slander peopleChristians should elevate their community>makes sure people around them have the worst time they possibly can provide themChristians should be glad to assist others>is a very selfish personDon't mind me, I just think posturing-christians are the worst thing on the planet. Jesus himself said so, besides.
Shut the fuck up about judaism in wpsg
>>542331473Don't read and skip on if you don't like it.
Why are these servers infested with these attention seeking literal trannies posting whatever dumb shit they possibly can to get even more attention? Why the fuck are you freaks not permabanned?
>>542330879>he's mad at someone woman for not being a troonAm I reading this right?Aecheur...
>>542331427You sound like a stupid redditor on r/atheists, what are you even bitching about? Did someone need on a piece of loot you wanted and now you're venting?
>>542330879LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>blue gear drops>it's leather and +Dex (and +Str)>I click Need and roll a 2>everyone else clicks Greed>someone posts "lol 2"And that was my lootdrama greentext. I'm a high elf, I have group finder stories!
>>542332007never roll need first, wait for others to roll, it might just be me, but I tend to win a lot more when I wait before rolling
>>542331698>Many such cases of girl lying about having a penisYou are reading this correct. Aecheur is mad because a "transgirl" didn't have a penis.In fact he made an account solely to complain about a woman not actually being a tranny.
>>542331842If you think this doesn't refer to you, why reply with nonsense? Move on, those who need to see will see.
>>542330879>>542332174>zoomer faggot aecheur finds a tranny on tiktok and goons to them>discover they're actually a BIOFEM with a vagina and not a heckin cute and valid troon with a girlcock>starts immediately throwing up with disgustThe 2025 remake of The Crying Game.
Every day this thread moves further and further away from God
>>542330879do you think gaycheur, trannystratza, and trannyfang are all in a 3 way love triangle relationship?
i vehemently dislike the strasza
I think my turdle trannymog is pretty neat
>>542335015BARBED
>get good armor like cloth + of the eagle with max bonuses>put on AH for cheaper than all other pieces of the same armor, slightly above vendor for 24hr>never sellsthis has been happening on like 70% of the armor or weapons I get the past week and I'm just going to vendor everything now. turtle is fucking dead
>>542335015
>>542335015actually cool yespotm's are nice
>>542338056I noticed unless it's max rolled stat 10-19 and 20-29 of the eagle/bear/monkey gear then it doesn't sellunironically you make more gold farming deadmines runs to twink alts than farming 50+ mobs.t. made 200+ gold selling twink gear from doing a million deadmine runs on my lvl 39 warrior
Just kicked a mouthy healsissy from black morass.
>CAST THEM DOWN, LET THE SCAVENGERS BELOW FEED ON THEIR PULP>BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE ARAKKOA>SERVANTS, PROTECT YOUR MASTER>CAST THEM DOWN, LET>CAST THEM DOWN, LET>BEHOLD THE>CAST THEM>BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE ARAKKOA>dpstards still just won't fucking switch targets
>>542338559poor allenstraza kicked when he finally decides to heal....
>>542335015orcish rapemeat
>>542335015Property of Snowveil
>>542334593thats so funny aechur
>>542317590Yeben is a biofem that loves musclemen.
>>542338847I'm Alynastrasza, sis.
I love Alynasty, I love Silky, I love Fish!
I fish, therefore I exist
Can a veteran hunter explain something to me?Is it a bad idea to get a new pet at lvl 60 considering all the TPs I'd lose, or do I just not care about survivability? Am I supposed to get a low level pet and raise it from scratch?Is there a specific most profitable way to raise a new pet to max loyalty?
How do ret paladins keep their mana up on turtle? Aren't I supposed to use judgement of the crusader? Then do I just keep seal of wisdom on? But what about seal of command? Do I just switch to command to judge then put wisdom back on? Do I just have to drink every pack?Will it get better when I have better ret gear like Soulforge?
>>542340761Regardless of the pet you tame you will have to deal with the stupid loyalty rank of the pet and that takes time. So grab whatever pet you want, but you will still have to spend a shit load of time with the pet summoned to raise the rank from 1 to 6.
>>542340761it takes like 6 hours of ingame time with the pet out and fed to go from loyalty 1 to 6, just get whatever pet you want to have, don't worry about loyalty
>>542340979My talents btw https://talents.turtle-wow.org/paladin?points=FoAAB-FAY-AoTAFIYIFIFAB
>>542341368>>542341120Is it even worth switching for DPS reasons? Outside of BM?
https://youtu.be/1-cpL8P1-hE
>>542340675why bobber so big THOUGH
>>542342496raptor is supposedly top with savage rend + bite, cats are a good choice, because they can stealth so your pet will never accidentally pull anything, serpent is supposedly broken, but not in the good way, I used to love wind serpent, but after the 1.18 changes I noticed he wasn't holding aggro as well
